October 1, 2025 • 54 mins
🎙 Chris Page & Amy Gerard Show – October 1, 2025
Episode Summary:
Amy kicks things off with an unforgettable confession about wetting herself on her very first date with her now-husband Rhian (yep, she told it on air 😳). That sparks the phones on how you knew they were “the one” and the wild things early relationships survived. We also dive into the best (and worst) pick-up spots – from airports to beyond.
Chris and Amy chat about Keith & Nicole’s relationship troubles, a shocking elephant incident, and the hilarious moments when listeners realised they were officially “getting old” (including one very dodgy Father’s Day gift). Plus, Amy reacts to surprise celeb news in It’s News to Amy and the big reveal that Bonnie Blue is actually married!
Show Rundown:
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Getting to Know You: Amy admits she wet herself on her first date with Rhian
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Phoner: How did you know they were the one?
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Callers: What did your relationship survive in the early days?
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Best Pick-Up Location: Have you ever picked up at the airport?
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Landline Kid Story: Throwback memories and old-school tales
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Movie Ratings System: Chris & Amy debate how we judge movies
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Keith & Nicole Trouble: Things are looking bad…
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Elephant Story: A tragic twist – elephant kills an old man
- Father’s Day Fail: Nose hair trimmer = the moment you realised you were getting old
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Callers: Listener moments of “yep, I’m old now”
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It’s News to Amy: Amy picks the headlines she wants to hear
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Bonnie Blue Bombshell: Turns out she’s married?!
🔑 Keywords
Chris Page, Amy Gerard, podcast, radio show, Keith Urban Nicole Kidman trouble, Bonnie Blue married, Australia’s Easiest Quiz, funny radio moments, best pick-up location airport, wet yourself on a date, parenting podcast Australia, Father’s Day gift ideas fail, celebrity gossip Australia, getting old moments, elephant kills man story
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
I Heart Podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Hear more Kiss Podcasts, playlist and listen live on the
free iHeart app.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's go, let me go, let's
come on.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Let me tell you good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
That remains to be seen. Chris Page and Amy Grard
in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, good morning everyone. That's uh, that's our show the Morning.
And now your microphone is not plugged in. Get around here,
come and come and sit on my lap. Come on,
come on, we can't hear you. Come on, come around
Amy Gerard. You gotta plug your microphone in. Oh my god.
So we're going It's Chris Page and Amy Drard in
the Morning, and we've got a microphone that doesn't work.
This is We're off to a killer start. When a
(00:55):
Will and Woody back Monday. Come on, get another microphone,
try that one. Just don't swear here you're on.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think I'm on. Okay, Oh there we go.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That was an exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Start, you know, did you hear? They just canceled the
Radio Awards, that's all, which is a real shame because
we could have entered that that show opener right.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There, that entire first break. I reckon we would have
won gold from.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The good morning jingle from our weekend show, straight into
your microphone, not being plugged in.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I know we're off to a flying start, but we did.
Should we just start again? Introduce yourself? Chris?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, all right, all right, like good afternoon, Good afternoon, guys,
Chris Page and Amy Dry. We're filling in for Will
and Woody yank God. They are back Monday with some
idea of what they're doing. Yeah, okay, So who are
we who? You're massive on Instagram? So how did that
all start?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, Instagram was just a little place where I used
to share stuff when I had three kids really close
in age. And then from that I started writing a
column for The Latch, and then all these little stepping stones.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wrote a book, and then I got into podcasting,
and then I think from the podcasting, now I'm doing radio.
So it's it's been a flow on effect.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But it's a lot of work behind the scenes, but fun.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Look at you go, Look at me go.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm sorry, And what about you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Chris, I've got nothing just radio forever.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
There's nothing else going on.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But let's get on to some more interesting facts about
it. It says people can get to know us.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, it's a nice one.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You getting to know. We're starting the show every day
with an interesting fact about one of us. You'll find
out which one it is after the song, and that
is that one of us has wet ourselves on a
first date. What like like full yeah, where who was it?
(02:48):
Who wear ourselves? Find out here that story it's coming up.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
This is Chris Page and Amy.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We're letting everyone get to know us a little bit
every day, Amy and getting to know. Today's fact is
that one of us has wet ourselves on the first date. Look,
it was you. Let's get that straight, because no one
wants to even think about a bloke doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You're not even telling the rights to Sorry. Firstly, it
wasn't the first date. It was the first time we
had a sleepover, right, which I don't know if that
makes it any better. First, yeah, first, all of those things,
it was what's that thing where they oh yeah, I
won't even say that part. So I have woken up,
Well I think he woke up first actually, and he's
(03:30):
rolled over and miss school now husband, that is right, Yeah,
let's just put that out there.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
First. He did marry me, guys, so it wasn't a
huge deal.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Some guys are probably like, what on earth I would
have legged it out of there. I feel like it
all comes down to the way I handled it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
He rolled over, it was in like this wet patch.
He actually thought that he had wet the bed, right,
and then he was like, hang on a second, it's
only a little bit on my side. Oh it's her.
And then he's woke me.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's woken me up from my deep slumber and he's gone, hey,
you've wet the bed, and I've gone, yeah, that hasn't
happened in a while.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
And I just laughed it off.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And I doubt.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Exactly right now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Imagine if I had gotten so mortified and kicked him
out because it was at my house, thank god. Imagine
if I kicked him out and made a big, awkward,
cringey moment about it, we probably wouldn't have been together now.
But I just palmed it off. I had a laugh.
I can safely say I've never wet the bed again,
and we've been together for eleven years now. It was
(04:37):
just unfortunate that had happened on the first time he
had a sleepover.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
So much of something like that is how big a deal,
you make it. Yes, as the per portrayer, isn't it like, yeah,
you're right if you'd freaked out blown it up.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The big thing the way you handled that. He actually went,
Oh this this chick's pretty chill, she's cool. She wet
the bed, the bed's full of urine.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But I have slept in her urryan But like she's
really hot and kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So I was like, yeah, take it right. No one's perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Some people are really into it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thirteen on six five Give us a call. If you're
in the same boat as Amy, could you tell us
what your relationship survived through the first date or first couple?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, the first like courting period where you're meant to
be kind of on your best behavior.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yes, like really early on. Did something disgusting, horrible, awful happen?
But you can only call if you're still together?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes, yept Yeah that's the kicker.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, if you've.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Moved, yeah, if you're if you're now married with three
children like I am.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yes, happy endings only please. Thirteen one oh six five
what did your relationship survive on the first few dates?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Kai?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is here?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Kai?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Are you still together with your partner.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Phase, Kui, Yes, how are you? What did you do?
Speaker 8 (05:59):
First date?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Mister girlfriend took her out trying to obviously and then
stildent espresso martini all over first.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Drink, not even like the eighth drink or something.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Just no, no, so it wasn't I I could just
play it off from being drug and you were wearing
a white dress that was going to be my neck.
That's just going to be my next place white. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
And you guys still together?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah, still together?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Five years, going strong, beautiful paid for the dry cleaning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Five years exactly. That's that's what we're talking about. Thirteen
one oh six five. What did your relationship survive in
the first early day dates? Thirteen give us this.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Is crisp Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But we're letting everyone get to know us a little
bit to know with interesting facts like the fact that
one of us has wet themselves on a well first
ish date the first time you were to sleep over
with your now husband, Ryan, correct, you wet the bed.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's the only reason I tell that story is because
we're still together. If we if we were not, that
would that story would be taken to the grave with me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's a bit of a humble brag actually on your part,
that story, because it shows that like you're a good chick,
like you're a good time for the bed and for
him to go.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know what, that's all right, She's still sticking around.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She's worth it. Like if he had other doubts about you,
that would be the.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That would be the nail in the coffee, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's pretty good. We're asking on thirty one oh six
y five, what has your relationship survived during the very
very early days of dating early on? And you just
make me feel better, Rebecca, what happened to you and
your partner in the early days?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Hey, Rebecca, Hi, We're on our third date and we
went out to his beautiful burger restaurants for dinner, and
I thought, oh, I have to fight, and instead actually
proved myself.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So you've you've gone to pass wind and you've just
followed through. Yeah, and does he like has the boyfriend
known about it?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Like was it that obvious or well?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I had I had to say something because we're going
to the movies after.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't want to be sitting in your own fec movie.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What are we going to see? Titanic. It's three and
a half hours long.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Get with nappy Rush?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Oh no either.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Are you still together?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yes, we've been together for eight years, married for two.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's true love.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You said your date was at a lovely burger joint.
He didn't take it to hungry jacks or something. Okay,
good one, Thank you, Rebecca. Haleycca, is here still with
your partner? I'm hoping, Haley, I am. But what happened
early on.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
We on our first day, we drove. We decided to
go to a restaurant that was an hour away, and
nobody defecated.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Nobody.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Weent the bed, but nobody spoke. For the entire hour
in that car ride and nobody spoke. I was thinking
the entire time, this is so. I don't know how
this yeah, And I didn't know what she was thinking.
I was thinking, God, how is this date going to go?
We're sitting across from each other.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh my, that might. I have a real issue with
awkward silences.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Normally, when someone's not talked, I talk more so and
I try to overcompensate, so I end up just talking
absolute smack constantly.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So a whole hour of silence, and you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Were saying this is and this was a first lesbian date.
So like two I would to females speaking for an hour.
I'll get in trouble for saying it. But oh my god,
two females not speaking for an hour, that's insane.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
I couldn't believe it. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. And
the radio wasn't on either, so there was dead silent.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
So what about when you got to the restaurant? Did
you guys talk then?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Hmmmm. It's about as awkward as it was there, See, Haley,
I didn't cut her off. Everyone, it wasn't I didn't
cut her off. Yeah, I would have preferred some defecation.
Let's say, Amy, Amy's on the line, Amy.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hi, ams by, Hello, Have you got some toilet stuff
for it?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:01):
It is another bodily fluid?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
But I was twenty one at the.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Time and walking home from a night out with the girls. Yep,
well not far. My partner now partner was living right
behind the bowling Greens yep. And I walked in, just
you know, big night with the girls, and threw up
all over his carpet, all over his bed, and then
he wipefully. So wanted to go and sleep upstairs. But
(10:28):
I just, you know, silly brain didn't understand that. I
start crying and getting upset.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
You want to sleep the same with me?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Why don't you?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Guys?
Speaker 10 (10:38):
And I woke up the next morning and I thought,
oh no, I've done it.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
I've done it.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
He's never going to want to talk to me again.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And how long?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How long you've been together? For?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Six years later and one beautiful rag dol?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Congratulations you How good is that after thirty drinks? Not
understanding why someone doesn't want to sleep with you?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, that's that's the headspace that you're in, even like
having a big chunder and then trying to smooth your boyfriend.
I mean, I've been there.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh hey, you're talking. You're talking to one of the
all time experts. You Is that you vomiting?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah? Do you film it as well?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Not anymore to quit? Thanks, thanks for the call.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
This is Cris Page and am hegi.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know what I would love to bring back from
my childhood, like from the nineties, and I want to
bring it back into this time.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Don't say something inappropriate. It's land lines.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, you know the phone that used to be attached
to the wall and you get yes, I just painting
the picture for you. I saw this thing on Instagram
a couple of days ago, and it's this mum. I
think they're over in the States, and she has reintroduced
a landline for her daughter. So she's a preteen, pre tween,
a tween so she's twelve. She wants to be able
(11:53):
to still communicate with her friends. But this mom doesn't
want to give her daughter a mobile phone.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well definitely not an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well definitely not an iPhone. Now I am in like,
I am so with this mom. And what this little
kid has done is get all her friends involved.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I actually think a little snippet of it.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, your husband and I decided to kind of pause
that the screen path that so many people were on,
but we pivoted and we surprised her with the landline.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But Karen didn't just phone it in. She convinced other
friends to join, creating a landline pod. Oh my friends
have it.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Now, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
It helps with independence.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
A few of my friends started getting landline numbers. I
don't have a smart friend, so it would be like
nice to be able to talk to them. The landline
strips communication back to basics.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
They have to learn how to say hello, they have
to learn how to be silent. While another person told me,
I think that's been a powerful I think for them
as well.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, I think it's such a good idea. Do you
remember calling your friends on the landline and the parents answering,
and you'd say, Hi, mister Smith, it's Amy. Can I
just speak to Lauren?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
And he'd say, oh, yep, can you just hold on
a second, and you go and get it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I mean you had to ring a girl, particularly you know,
the number off the school list or whatever, or she
might have given it to.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
You voluntarily on the phone book.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You didn't have to stalk here the phone that look
up the white pages. And I bet you still remember,
like your first boyfriend's landline.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I remember, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I won't read it out here, but like I or
I would remember coming home from school and then I'd
pick up the phone, I'd ring my boyfriend. I'd say,
let's meet at the park at five or four pm,
and then I'd hang up and I'd walk to the
park and just well, I just knew that he was coming,
because there was no constant line of communication.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We'd made a plan and then we said it, and
that was it. My girlfriend and I, Lauren, used to
talk on the landline every single afternoon for like an hour.
We didn't go to the same school, but we wanted
to always stay in touch and talk about what we're
going to do on the weekend. And then my mum
would have to get on the on the internet the motive.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And I'd get instantly cut off. But I love the
idea of bringing it back to basics.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And it's giving the kid. The parents aren't listening in
on the conversation, but they are sort of vaguely aware
of who they're talking to for how long. It is
very different from having like an iPhone iPhone in your bedroom.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
An iPhone that has access to the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Because also you're limited in the hours you can call
as well. You remember, like you couldn't if you ran
a friend's place after certain friends after nine some ten o'clock,
but oh my god, yes if you get mum after
ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, And look, I'm not anti technology, but I think
when I think our kids, when our kids are so young,
I think the more they can be outside and off
tablets and off mobile phones and back on landlines, riding
their bike and hurting themselves and throwing rocks at cars.
And I'm just joking, but like back to basics, bring
(14:50):
it back to basics.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Do you remember it was it star ten hash. If
you missed a call, then it would give you the
number that got me in so much trouble with my
friend Tom Amos ast year eight year nine or something.
We had a very unique greeting for each other when
we'd ring each other you know, phone, and we go
you watch yourself you and it was effing cea, it
(15:12):
was anyway we did that. So I rang him, I was,
I rang his house, yes, and it just rang out.
Then this I was on the mobile but it was
his landline and then it said Tom Amos calling back.
Oh thank God answered it and said you watch yourself
you and I you know, delivered it and she said hello, Chris,
it's missus Amos here Tom's mother. I just we missed
(15:35):
a call. I did start ten hash.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well, what was the what was the reverse charge call?
As well? I used to do. I used to go
up to a payphone and you could do.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
The reverse charge call because I didn't have a mobile
when I was sixteen, and I would reverse charge call
to my boyfriend's landline at the.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Time and be like, I've had a fight with my
mum and dad.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Come and pick me up from the payphone.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
From the payphone, I didn't have to pay for it
up there.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And it was one eight six four. I think you
died before the number to block your call block So
any prank calling radio stations.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know what Chinese restaurants, Yeah, exactly, and you're doing
the prank calls one eight six four.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
First, bring back the landlines, bring back the nineties.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
And if not, the Nokia fifty one ten. Nothing wrong,
that's what my boys are going to get.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, that's what my kids are getting, the ninety two
to ten.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
How was someone at Nokia not made a billion?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm going to make it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
We launching this yet, not yet. Bring back the fifty
one ten everyone?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Is it fifty one ten one of those thirty two
ten or something?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Just a crap phone, just.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Something that has no Internet and snakes exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
We spoke about this yesterday. I've had time to reflect,
reflect a little bit. It was a bit raw yesterday
and obviously I was shook by.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I cried yourself to sleep last night? Didn't you the.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
News about Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman calling it quits
after nineteen years, So it's confirmed. Their separation date was
listed as September thirty, so literally yesterday was the official separation.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
But I called it?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What did you call?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I called it? I said he.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I bet he stepped out on her because the last
I don't know, one of the articles I read, she
was over the fact that they were about to celebrate
their twentieth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Next minute divorce.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, all the stuff that's coming out in the last
twenty four hours is people you know, insiders and anonymous sources.
So take it, take it with a grain of salt.
But the word is that Keith there's no suggestion he
was cheating on her, but there is a lot of
suggestion that he's moved on already with a younger woman
in Nashville who works in the music industry.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
A younger woman, how cliche and pathetic.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Have a listen to this. I've dug up one of
his songs here. Have a listen to these lyrics. I think, OK,
this might tell you a little something. Okay, but now
notice that he says, I want to kiss a girl.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I want to hold her tired and make some magic
in the moonlight.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
He doesn't say he wants to kiss a fifty eight
year old woman. Fifty six.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I am so sick and tired of these men just
getting to that. It's what you know, what it is,
it's they're all having midlife crisises crisis.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Hugh Jackman wasn't because Hugh jack debor Ley was a
lot older than yea, so he was just so.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
No, no, no, Hugh's just got into an age where
he's having his midlife crisis, and they've all gone, oh wow,
while I'm still this young, I can I can upgrade
with a younger woman.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, he's gone around a dog. My wife's fifteen years
older than he. Time to correct the situation.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, no, he's corrected it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
With a hot young coast.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, that's I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I Keith, you're just you're proving us women right that
you're all dirty dogs.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Your gut yesterday was you were straight away that.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Keith's moved on. He's and that's apparently Nicole's heartbroken after
nineteen years if he has already moved on, even if
they've been separated for months, It's still quick, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It is very quick, which makes me think there's probably
the fact that she's filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. Yes,
that's a mouthful. Tells me that maybe she's caught him
doing something, or maybe he's come clean.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That's a big maybe, of course.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
It's a big maybe. But poor Nicole.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, since this is since has come out that he's
apparently moved on and he was the one that initiated
she wanted to keep working on the marriage. His Instagram
got smashed, so he did an Instagram post totally unrelated
about some new album, but then thousands and thousands of
comments underneath it just going Keith, you've got to go
work on your marriage. Yes, you want to go back
to Nicole anyway, all of those posts, we're invested. They've
(19:51):
now all been deleted and comments have been disabled.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, he's too bad. The next post he does, they'll
just come for him there exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Whatever he posts about next, that'll be like, yeah, get
it'll be there.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Australia.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It is easiest quez you know, they're pretty easy questions.
But you've only got thirty seconds and that ticking clock
in the background.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Is it gives me anxiety even reading the questions out
with that tim or in the background.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You're not playing all right, I'm just reading. Martine is
on the line. I'm Martin.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hi, Hi, Martine. Are you feeling Are you feeling good?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Ready to go?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Okay? I wish you all the best? Are you Okay?
Take a deep breath. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Amy's pre read the questions so you know you're not
going to stumble on them.
Speaker 12 (20:49):
Becau.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
We've got to move through.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I'm going to try and speed read through these questions
for you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay, thirty seconds, getting all right, We've got a thousand
dollars cash for you right here. Clock will start after
the first question.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
After the first question, okay, good luck Martin. First question,
what is four plus four?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I didn't start the clock. Okay, okay, We're going.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
On what is four plus two? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I'm going to stop the clock because Martine? Are you there? Martine?
Oh dodgy phone like, Okay, we'll give you one more shot. Okay,
but yeah, we need to we need to hear the
answers open you.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, we'll say the first one.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, still okay again for question one, what is four
plus two, mixing red and blue together, make what color?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Question one?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Stunning out Martine and Martine. We're gonna have to give
Martine a chance to another day, I think with the phone,
because she got through, so she gets to play, But
you know.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Where is she in someway or something?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Can we let someone else play today instead of Martine?
All right? Yeah, because everyone's been calling up calls.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh, we've got someone else.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It is Kaylan's lucky day. I hope that is a
good phone Like, hey, Kaylin, he.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Nice and clear phone line. We like to hear it. Hey,
how are you?
Speaker 12 (22:08):
It's the second meet.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Second chance draw Calen. Here we go. You know how
it works?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, Okay, I'm going to start reading these and your
good luck.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What is four plus two?
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Four plus two is six?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Mixing red and blue together? Make what color?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
What color? Red and blue together?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
But what was humpty dumpty?
Speaker 11 (22:40):
I'm hearing I'm not hearing any questions from you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
What what was humpty dumpty?
Speaker 11 (22:46):
An egg and eggs?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Not here?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
And yes, an egg?
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Umpty dumpty is an egg?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
An egg?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
One that you see. This is why Will and Woody
are back Monday to do the quiz. Wow, they know
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I feel like there's something. I'm on these phone lines.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Nearest he's going to lodge a complaint.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh no, he definitely is. This is Crisp Page and hey,
I want to tell you a little bit of a tip.
Maybe not you because you're married, but for any single
people out there.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I actually think that I have discovered the best place
to pick up Okay, I haven't discovered it personally, but
it's maybe lived in experiences, but also through the words
of mouths of girlfriends of mine.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm guessing it's something a bit left of sender.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's not the pot.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's definitely not like Tinder or a nightclub or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Is it the supermarket where? No, but banana's a certain
way in the No.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I think if you put the bananas in a certain way,
it means you're up for swinging.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh yeah, So no.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's actually the airport right right, So it makes no
It actually makes sense, right because when you think about it,
anyone that turns up to the airport usually ninety nine
percent of the time in a good mood. You're off
on a holiday, whether maybe you're going on a boy's trip,
a girl's trip, you're going to your Vegas for your fortieth.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Or a business trip. Even then, you're still, you know,
getting away from your family.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yes I have. I have never picked up at the airport,
but I do notice a lot of wandering eyes. There's
lots of looking around, and there's lots of gazing around.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I have a girlfriend. I've actually got two girlfriends. Both
of them have picked up in the airport. My brother
picked up his now wife sitting on a plane.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
It is a real thing.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
One of my girlfriends was sitting at an airport bar.
She was traveling from I don't know one state to
another seven am in the morning, had a cheeky champagne,
made eyes with the guy across from the bar.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
They've now been married for three years.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Being in a bar at seven o'clock in the morning
is a growing to know. You have something in common.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
A drinking problem.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You've got alcoholism. You should, we should get married.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I've got another girlfriend who has literally flown on a flight,
made some eye contact with a guy on the plane,
walking back and up and down the aisle, passing each
other to go to the toilet, slipped a number and
they've gotten off the plane together. They've walked to the
barriage carousel together, chatting.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Oh where are you from? Oh what are you doing here?
Blah blah blah. Next minute they've they've started.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Hooking up near the lifts, and then they started dating
for a couple of months, and I was like, this
is outrageous.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
So they're waiting for the baggage doesn't coming here, they're
pashing off.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Both well, I think they've collected their baggage, and then
they were just having a little makeout session. And now
that I think about it, I think, obviously I'm I
travel a fair bit for work as well, and I'm
always with my wedding ring on my finger, and I'm
a spoken for woman. But I reckon if I wanted
to pick up at an airport, they wouldn't be that hard.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So your advice if you're single, yes, what if you're
If you're not flying anywhere, can you still go to
the airport? You can just hang out.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I don't even think you need to be flying. In fact,
screw your plans. Don't even bother. Go in a bar
on a Friday night, take yourself to the airport looking
a little bit nice. Maybe a nice blow dry and
a nice little outfit. Plumk yourself at a bar or
to yourself a drink and let's just see where the
night takes you.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Right, Yeah, what about if you're not a drinker? Can
you hang out at the news agent like next to
the Peter fitz Simon's books or what.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Do you I mean? Sure, yes, of course you don't
have There doesn't have to be alcohol, but probably certainly helps.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
It does help, yes, liquid courage, especially for the man
if they are going to be approaching you. Or maybe
it's the other way around, maybe you like to approach
the man sitting at the bar.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I don't know if I believe you, So I want
to ask our listeners on thirteen one oh six five
have you picked up at the airport?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Have you picked up at the airport or on a
plane or are you standing at the barage garausel?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Does it count? I don't know if it counts. But
if you joke about smuggling drugs you get a free
internal inspection like with the rubber gloves.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Doesn't counter as picking up Chris Well.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
If you haven't had in the still know okay? If
you've picked up at the airport, can you back up
Amy's allegations at the airport?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I reckon there's going to be lots of calls of
people who have picked up on a plane as well.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, thirteen one oh six five, give us a call
and if no one rings your fire Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I think you're going to be fined after today.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I know it's a shock.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
This is Cris Page and Amy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Amy. I'm looking at the phone lines here and I'm
surprised I told you that anyone is still listening after
that quiz, there was absolute puss. Really yes it was
Will or Woody are listening. I'm really sorry us and
that quiz that radio was the equivalent of going to
someone's lovely house in an airbnb.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
And taking in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yes, sorry, Will, and we'll try to be better. Okay,
we're picking up at the airport, you reckon, it's the
place to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Amy, I have I think, yes that you are. You're
in with a chance of up and do it at
an airport or on a plane.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, you asked on thirty one or sixty five, have
you picked up at the airport or on a plane, Danny, Danny,
you're a flight attendant.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh, my guys. I O an ex flight attendant our
former life, and yes, airports are the best place to
pick up. So I can say this from personal experience.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Did you pick up on a plane?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Look?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I picked up with other crew members on the plane. However,
my friends would often get notes slipped to them from
passengers as they were in service. Yes, and on the
layover they would have a layover.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I've l well, yeah, especially if you're doing like a
Sydney to Bali or something and you get little notes
slipped and.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Then little twenty four hours a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Can I ask you a question? As a flight attendant,
A rumor I heard was that all the flight attendants
used to have a thing called best on Board where
you chat and there was the hottest passenger on the
plane and it was b Ob Best on board. So
you'd write Bob twenty seven F or whatever the SAT number.
And apparently it had to stop because there was a
huge thing, like a flight got rediverted and grounded because
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someone thought it said bomb twenty seven f and so
you had to stop doing Bob.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Is this a made up story, Chris?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
That is definitely made up story. You wouldn't actually write
it down. We would just say there's a bob and
it's twenty seven f Yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So you see if I'm only half listening there, you
just said there's a bob twenty seven f Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, No, but they say it amongst themselves. They don't
write it down.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Someone could overhear it.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, sure, sure.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Thanks a lot, Bin Louder. Sure, Jamie. Have you picked
up at an airport on the plane?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Hey Jamie, Hello Amy, Right on a plane? Yes, long story.
Flying back up to where we're going to, I noticed
the girl on the plane coming down, very attractive, stunning.
She was in sunner.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
She and she mowed to the flight attendant. I can't
sit next to him. And so when you're single, you
obviously you observe all these things. And I read her
lips and went, oh wow. Then she sat next to me,
flying up there a bit of turb turb turbulence.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
She has a red wine in her hand and gets
spilled on her crotch. I looked over to her and said,
you want to my by bottle of water because it
was a nice suit, very nice suit. Yep, so tip
tip tip it over herself had to laugh talk the
whole way up. She gives me her phone phone number.
She's married. I went to went to their house, went
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to dinner with them, met a big group of friends.
They have a massive argument at the dinner table. I'm
known as the guy who picked her up on the plane.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Wait, so when you when you say you went to dinner,
did you go to dinner with her?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And were they swingers?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
How does she explain that they were okay?
Speaker 7 (31:15):
When I went to their house, when I saw this
ship shell, I went, I thought there's something not normal here.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
There's a swing in it or something. You know, there
might be swingers. Thank you, Jamie Faye. We'll go one
more here, Faye. I want to know have you picked
up at the airport or on a plane?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Hey, Faye, yes I have.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hi. Hi, you're good. Great? What happened?
Speaker 11 (31:36):
So I went to the airport. I had a flight
from Brunei to Dubai and there was this guy who
I met on the plane and we started talking, really
hit it off, and like we started walking up and
it was dark and no one could see. And I
got off the plane and I freaking wish I got
one of like one of his social media platform things, you.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Know, his links.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Yeah, sure, but now I freaking regret it.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
I really really regret it.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
And I can't get in contact with him. I don't
know where he lives now or what's been happening.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
To Oh so you actually liked him and you would
have liked to have stayed in contact with him.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Yeah, so where were you hooking up?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Just on the plane?
Speaker 11 (32:14):
In the plane, in the seat, and he had his
friends sitting behind us.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you? This might
be dodgy, but my brother did this. He met he
sat next to this beautiful girl and was chatting away
to her and then didn't exchange numbers or didn't get anything,
didn't really get any details. And he had a friend
who worked for the airline, and he actually rung up
(32:39):
and said, hey, can you find out who was sitting
in row thirteen? B? Give me the last name. As
I'm saying this, I'm thinking that might be illegal. But anyway,
he got.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
The last name.
Speaker 11 (32:52):
But this was like all the way in my twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh no, well you know, if you're still single. I
mean it was the Australian, this guy.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
No, he was from the UK, right, so he's not.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Even you know, listening to us, right, now he couldn't.
I was going to do a shout out and go,
what does he look like? I know, if you've made
out with a bird fae on a plane, give us
and you.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Can't find him on Facebook or anything.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
Ah well, I've tried.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
I've really tried, but I haven't been able to find
him on anything.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
It must have been a good kisser, the one that
got away.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Keep flying. Thanks for the calling.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerrard.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Can I talk to you about movie ratings for a second?
And this is it's gotten me into we'll not trouble.
But I got slagged off by people because I have
let my eight year old son Henry and then I
guess my six year old Oscar as well, watch a
couple of m rated movies. Okay, and obviously I'm not
(33:49):
a negligent dad. I knew what the movies were. It
was Happy Gilmore. They watched Happy Gilmore one.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Right, Well, I've let my kids watch Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Exactly, and that's em as well. So that's but you know, right,
you go, there's nothing in there that's going to disturb
them or I mean, there's a few rude words, and.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I think there's some adult themes in Billy Madison that
would have gone straight over my kid's head.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Exactly, they go out their head. My problem with the
movie ratings is, M Okay, it's recommended for mature audiences
fifteen years and over.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, isn't that M fifteen plus?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
MA is like hardcore. M that's like, you really do
need to be fifteen, And that's fair enough. I'm m
A and R. I'm cool with it.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
But if you're on the line letting your six year
old watching, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Exactly, MA andr are like off right there, hardcore. But
then with the kids, there's certain movies they want to see.
Like I took Henrid to go and see F one
with Brad Pitt, went and saw that at Imax. It's
M recommended for fifteen because literally they say the F
word like once in the middle of the movie and
then there's no other There's nothing else wrong with it
at all.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Did you get some funny looks?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
But I posted something on socials with them watching something
and got people saying, oh, you're letting your kids that
you're meant to be fifteen to watch that.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Wait, people are still commenting on the way other people parents.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, people on the internet. Amen.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I know that was a joke, but.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I reckon, we need we need a new se well
the latest, because that's not the point. Is Happy Gilmore
is rated M. It's the same rating as like Terminator too,
Judgment Day Terminator. I love it too. But am I
letting my six year old watch it?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
No, I would, But I think maybe that's because there's
scary themes in Terminator. When I was watching Happy Gilmour
with my kids, I was like, I think when the
chick was in her you know, white lingerie carrying the
beers like go to your happy place.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I was like, oh, okay, And then when he was
like beating the.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Old man, yeah, Bob Barker.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
So I was a bit like, oh, maybe this is
a bit old for my six year old Kobe, but
Billy Madison is M.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, exactly. Look, I get that some parental discretion is advised.
Hence also the rating below that is PG, which is
parental Guidance.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, so it's like it's kind of like choose your
own adventure as a parent.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
But being pg's as soft like pg's you don't even
Jesus boring Jesus or they got nothing well.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
They're usually cartoons, right.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
So toy story and stuff is gr PG is more
like Night at the Museum and those things just with
some mild violence or more.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Like the the what are those things called dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, all that stuff. But that's the thing Jurassic Park,
you know, Jurassic Park ter the new ones are m
the icon was PG and again.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's like Jurassic Park was terrifying.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yes, my husband Ryan talks about Jurassic Park being the
scariest movie he watches.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
A kid. He like ran out of the movie cinema
when he was twelve or something.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh yeah, I had nightmares from it from Jurassic Sure,
I'm just saying it's okay if i've if I've seen
the movies, that's fine. But if you're going, oh, he
wants to see some film and I haven't seen it,
you shouldn't have Happy Gilmore being the same rating. It's
terminated too true or like the sixth sense with like
Bruce Willis, I see Dead People. That's terrifying movie. That's like,
that's the same rating as Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Is that m only Yeah, no way.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So even I remember watching that as an adult and
being creeped out.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, so there needs to be some ma I'm just
saying redoing of the ratings.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
If Adam Sanders in it sums up, go for it.
Everything in a rounda way kind of Ye.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
This is cris Page and Amy.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Here's a story that caught my eye.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know, I like to love reading random stories.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
From around the world.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I'm very as long as it's not morbid.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's a granddad being trampled to death by an elephant.
Oh my god, I mean look, it's I think you
need to see.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
There's no footage of it.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well, I'm not going to okay, no, no, happened to
his garden. This poor bloke in Thailand, in the middle
of Thailand went out and he heard a ruckus in
his garden in the middle of the night. Went out
and there was an elephant in his garden eating his
banana tree. Okay, so he's gone, I've got to scare
the elephant away. He's messing up my banana tree. So
(38:08):
he's shone a flashlight in the elephant's eyes to try
and scare it away. The elephant's gone berserk, charged him
and trampled him.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I'm that is a pretty tragic.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Amy I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I'm like, this is a bizarre story that you've brought
to my attention, and what a tragic way to go out.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Now, listen to his name. Here we go, seventy nine
year old Tragic? What NOI song crow?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Wait, his name is Tragic.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
His name is Tragic. So if you're having a baby
and you're thinking about names, don't call your child tragic.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I'm sure it means something different in maybe their culture.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, sure, but that's that's no good. Is a seventy
nine year old man named Tragic being stomped on by
an elephant?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
I mean, that is tragic.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
But I was actually always told I remember I did
Safari once in South Africa and the gaming reserve guy
said to me, if you ever see an elephant on
its own, it means that it's a a bad elephant
because normally they're in packs.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
And then if there's one, if there's a rogue elephant that's.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Got i don't know, anger management issues, it will be
removed from the pack and it's.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Been kicked out of the herd because it's a bad egg.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Correct, So if you ever see one on its own,
you've got to stay well and truly away from it.
So this poor guy, you know what, he probably should
have just sacrificed the banana tree, legged it back inside,
and Tragic would still be here today.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Well, with the benefit of hindsight, I'm sure Tragic wouldn't
have shine his light in the elephant's eye. But now
he knows Tragic noise song crow, so he's let's see,
there was some rip. Yeah, there was a local man,
some kid, Kosen said he heard the commotion. Some kid,
some kid, that's his name. Okay, again, I'm hoping it
(40:00):
means something different in Thailand good things. Have you ever
ridden an elephant, because you see people do that on
the travel I Thailand.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I went to Thailand.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yes, and we on their like they make these little chairs,
these wooden chairs. You think about it now, it's not
very humane to these poor elephants. And yeah, me and
my boyfriend at the time climbed a ladder and sat.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
On its back.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, and it walked through this like river and splashed
water on us.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But then, I mean, you're feeling sorry for the elephant,
But look at now they're stomping on seventy nine years.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well, they're getting their own back, right, They're like.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, actually, maybe they're getting one back against people.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, maybe tragic road on his back in an earlier
month or something.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Anyway, these elephants running wild in Thailand. Where's Glenn McGraw
when you need him?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
What has Glenn McGrath got to do with it?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
This is Crispage and Amy's your ride.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I am getting old. I'm forty two years old and
you're about to turn forty.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I know, forty in March next year.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, it all just star falling apart.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I actually feel like I'm still twenty five though at heart.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, it's my body that's giving up on.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Me, oh big time, although my brain and mind is
as well. Okay, But there are the moments that those
penny drop moments where you realize you're getting old. And
I had one just yesterday when I used one of
my Father's Day presents for the first time. So Father's
Day is what almost a month ago now, I hadn't
used the presence. Look, the kids got these presents from school,
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and it's the usual stuff like World's Best Dad mug
and the World's Greatest Dad that I'm probably not going
to wear ever. But there was one that I sort
of that piqued my interest in a bit. It was
a nose and ear hair trimmer. So it's a little thing.
It looks like it sort of looks like a like
a fatter pen sort of thing, and it has the
little whirrying circular and I've noticed since I turned forty
(41:53):
it happened. Then you get the the old man. There's
actually hair protruding from.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
My nosts and what about your ears?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
And is I've never noticed seen it? But when you do,
you stick your finger and you go, oh no, there's
ear hair. Now I'm getting old.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
And your eyebrowser starf growing soon.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I know, you get the John Howard eyebrow. No,
my barber has started going, do you want me to
do your eyebrows? As we also doing that. But I
used the nose and ear hair trimmer and I love it.
Like I realized, I'm old when you're seventy.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
This is a fantastic gi I'm pretty sure my grandpa
used to have one of them.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Thank you, Henry and Oscar nose and but that I went, okay,
I'm old right.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Well for me, it's just when I sleep wrong. I
can literally just spend six hours on my back in
a really awkward position, and I wake up and I've.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Just I've got trap nerves. Yeah, that's how easy it is.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Do bruise from like nothing as well.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yes, I've got a huge bruise right above my knee
and I've got no idea how it happened.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, there's a great Norm McDonald joke about that and
an old lady with like huge bruises down inside, all
purple and everything, and they say what happened? And she
said the wind.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
The wind.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's when you know you're getting old. So I'm thirty
one oh six five. Could you give us a call
and tell us what was that moment that you realized,
Oh I'm old? What about?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Like? What about? I can't recover from like a big
night on the sauce anymore. It takes me like three days.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Everyone says, as soon as you turn forty, it's just
like it's not worth it.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well, still worth it.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Malcolm, he's on the phone, thirty one or sixty five? Malcolm,
what was the moment you realized you were an old fart?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Him, Malcolm.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
Look, I have to echo what Amy was saying, because
I really look forward to my afternoon snoozes on the weekend.
If I don't get it, I'm going to be crappy also,
but it's it's the state of the sleep. I actually
I wake up stiff from not moving, Yeah, with ruele
(43:55):
for me on my pillow.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah. And I'm the same.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'd like to fall asleep on the lounge sometimes, but
if I haven't supported my old lady neck, it's all
over for me. For like a week, I've got like
a frozen shoulder, and it's like, what since when has
this happened?
Speaker 12 (44:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Amy?
Speaker 12 (44:12):
Also, the other thing you said was that you still
think think like a twenty five year old. I do too.
I'm a lot older than you guys, and I and
I look in the mirror sometimes and it scares me.
Oh Jesus, So catch myself as I'm walking past the
car or something o that thinking who's that old man?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh my god. I saw myself in the shower the
other day and I was like, since when did I
look like a fifty year old?
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Jesus, Malcolm. We just did a segment about a seventy
nine year old grandfather being trampled to death by an elephant,
and I think this is more depressing.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
It is depressing.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
This is worse. Okay, thirteen one oh sixty five, give
us a call. The moment you realized you were getting
old may involved me as well, making the noise when
you get up.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh look at me now, I'm stretching my back.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
When did you realize you're old?
Speaker 5 (44:55):
This is Cris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
We heard from Olivia Dean, who has just been confirmed
as the special guest for the Arias this year.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I absolutely love her music at the moment she.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Is coming out, that's a win. There you go. I've
got the breakdown. Speaking of which, here we go. Oh
oh no, that's the wrong button.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
My least favorite segment.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
It's news to Age.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
We have some breaking news for you.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Now. It's news to Amy because Amy is genuinely a
super intelligent person but so willfully ignorant of what goes
on in the world, but happily so right.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I choose to not watch the news mainly because every
time I do turn it on or flick on to
some sort of social page, it's.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Just morbid death stories.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I think that's what people must click on. It's these
horrific stories about oh this something happened to a two
year oldies.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I don't want to acrobats falling to their death.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
No, no, no, no, no, that was a good that
was fun.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Oh it wasn't Chris. That was not funny. It was
only children had to witness that.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Imagine that only one hundred people witnessed it. If there's
only one hundred people at your circus, it's not a
good service. That's why the acrobat fell and died.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Who do you think goes to a circus? Weird children?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh yeah, okay, so new use to Amy. I watched
the news so you don't have to read. You out
a couple of headlines. If you're interested, we'll have a
quick chat. I'll explain it. Just say pass. If it's
boring to pass.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Don't even bring up Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
No, no, Trump Trump for his zone even I'm over. Okay,
good Starting today, big news for first homeowners, Amy, Today.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
I've got a girlfriend who's looking to buy, so let's
give me ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah. Look, it's a bit boring, but it does affect people. Reality.
Our first home owners starting today the first of October
only need a five percent deposit instead of the ten
percent to get more people for a good news story,
that's an elbow one. So sure, So he's increasing demand
for something with a finite supply drive up the prices. Okay,
(46:54):
a health report citing the benefits of incest? What benefits
of incest? You want to hear about this?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Sorry, there's a benefit to being an imbred. I don't
want to hear about it, but I do.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Okay, well, i'll tell you. This is in Britain, the NHS,
They'd be Healthy, had a article titled should the UK
government ban first cousin marriage?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Well, at the moment it's not illegal, and it's it's
bigger in some cultures than others. So this article got
a lot of criticism though, and they said they needed
to take it down because the article described various potential
benefits of marrying a first cousin. Give me one, including
stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Economic advantages so.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
If you start potting your cousin, you can move in
together and share the rent or something I guess, and
the family network is stronger because you have the same grandparents.
Now that's cruek, isn't it. That is well, the reason
they're saying now, they're saying, you're the health service and
you're telling people this is all right, then they've cited
the statistics of babies born with serious Yeah, it basically
(48:06):
doubles the chance of something like that. Let's move on
with your cousin. That's a fun one horror scene, says
Elephant brutally Tramples.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
We have heard this no past, all right, I just
wanted it's just you just wanted to bring that up again.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Stars. This is happening right now at the moment. Stars
currently hitting the red carpet for the Dally em Awards.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Okay, so this is I am interested in this, but
we're on radio and the only thing I'm interested in
is what the women are wearing. So I will look
at that in my own time when I get home.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Okay, Well that's happening now if you want to see it,
But we could do that on the radio anyway. Dally
Ms Tonight, go Teddy. Speaking of Teddy, Teddy Swims is
still looking okay for the NRL Grand Final, the saying
he will be performing on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
We will see great.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Next headline, Fat Bear Week twenty twenty five, Crown's a winner.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
What Fat Bear Week?
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Fat Bear Week again with the headline I need to
know more?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Is it a bear. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Look, actually I'll show you a picture an actual big
fat bear. Oh wow, brownd bear. This happens in a line.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
I was going to say, well, same thing. What do
they do get them to stand in a line and
weigh them?
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Know?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
They Well, they have the National Park up there in
Alaska and they have the Fat Bear Week every year
and they pit the fat bears against each other in
popularity contests online. So they have live cameras and things
in the park so you can see the bears, you
can track them. They've all got numbers, and people vote
on their favorite fat bear. Well, anyway, this year the
(49:34):
winner is bear number thirty two. His name is Chunk.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
You know what, there's probably not there's probably not a
lot that goes on in Alaska, So I mean having
a fat bear competition makes sense.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
He's a real It's a Cinderella story as well, because
Chunk has the problem they reckon. He got a bit
of a sympathy vote because he broke his jaw, which
affects his ability to grab the salmon out of the water.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
And how is he so fat there?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
That's what people are impressed by.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Maybe he's got a the.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Dude's got a broken jaw, and he's still obese.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
He's probably got one of those what is it, the
low functioning the thyroid, Probably got a thyroid issue Anywayunk.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, he beat another bear called Fotato.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Congratulations Chunk exactly twenty five fattest bear.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, in Alaska in addition to
his impressive girth Chunks story voters. So, if you want
to know more about that, just google or don't fat
Bear impressive girth Chunk is the name. Just see what
comes up. Turn off safe search, just enjoy, go.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
On in cognito mode.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Got an update for you on one of your favorite people, Amy,
who's that Bonnie Blue? Oh you did you throw up
in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (50:54):
I hate that woman?
Speaker 1 (50:56):
I know you man an update if you don't If
you don't know Bonnie Blue is. She's one of the
world's most famous vile humans, infamous adult entertainers. She's a
star that's made a lot of noise, money, fame from
doing things like trying to sleep with a thousand men
(51:17):
in one day and everything. Anyway, the news on her.
She's married? What Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
She has a husband.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
She is married. She has a husband. No, she is
not not pulling your leg. Okay, she has been made
now in the process of divorcing. I think they've been
separated for a little while, just like Nicole and Keith. No, actually,
we're not going to compare them, all right. She married
her childhood sweetheart when they were twenty two years old.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Nice, she was a normal, wholesome girl with some morals.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Look, there's a photo of them. Oliver Davidson is all together.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
She looks she looks sweet as well.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
There Actually I said he looks like a nice guy.
He looks like a school shooter.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
No, he just not ag he looks lovely. But what
went wrong?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I don't know. I mean, Oliver must he must have
something lacking. I mean, did Oliver Davidson drive her to
what she is now? Anyway? The point is she's now
worth because of what she's done. She's worth forty five
million bucks. So oh, he's going to take he's married
to her, technically, so he's now so wait.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
So they've been She got married at twenty two, she's
now twenty six. She's twenty six.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
And then so obviously when she went about her hoe
like ways, Oliver's gone See you later.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't know the order that it all happened, but yeah,
so she's been doing that a couple of years now
and they're splitting up, and now he's coming for her,
like with the divorce forty five million bucks. He's going, well,
I'm married to her. I want a piece of it.
I want half.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Would you do that, though, would you not? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
I look at the things she's done for that forty
five million dollars, and I think I'd feel bad taking it.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
She's I just think I wouldn't even want to be
associated with that money. That is vile money. Yeah, from
doing discuss speakable things. You'd want to wipe your hands
and walk away and not have any connection to us.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
It's dirty money, well literally dirty. Would you rather take
money from, like the mafia or from Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3 (53:23):
I'd rather take from neither.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
I mean, maybe the mafia, I don't know, maybe not,
maybe Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Well, you take money from Instagram videos, so let's not
let's get too high and mighty here. Oh oh damn,
I've ended the show on that. Now you're going to
be bitching at me all the way. Yeah, yeah, I
am okay. I love you, do you?
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, it's all right. It's because all the all of
them like things that I want to lash back out
at you and not radio appropriate exactly. I'm just taking
it on the chin. I'm smiling, nodding, and.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Have a great night everyone. Yeah, we will be back
tomorrow tomorrow, and then Will and Woodye will be back
on deck. Mondays As will come and Jackie O in
the era.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
We're gonna absolutely nail the quiz tomorrow. We're gonna do
a better job.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Just pass.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Have a great night.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard
Speaker 3 (54:23):
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Speaker 3 (00:21):
Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's go, let me go, let's
come on.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Let me tell you good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:29):
That remains to be seen. Chris Page and Amy Grard
in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, good morning everyone. That's uh, that's our show the Morning.
And now your microphone is not plugged in. Get around here,
come and come and sit on my lap. Come on,
come on, we can't hear you. Come on, come around
Amy Gerard. You gotta plug your microphone in. Oh my god.
So we're going It's Chris Page and Amy Drard in
the Morning, and we've got a microphone that doesn't work.
This is We're off to a killer start. When a
(00:55):
Will and Woody back Monday. Come on, get another microphone,
try that one. Just don't swear here you're on.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
I think I'm on. Okay, Oh there we go.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Whoa.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
That was an exciting.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Start, you know, did you hear? They just canceled the
Radio Awards, that's all, which is a real shame because
we could have entered that that show opener right.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
There, that entire first break. I reckon we would have
won gold from.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
The good morning jingle from our weekend show, straight into
your microphone, not being plugged in.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I know we're off to a flying start, but we did.
Should we just start again? Introduce yourself? Chris?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Okay, all right, all right, like good afternoon, Good afternoon, guys,
Chris Page and Amy Dry. We're filling in for Will
and Woody yank God. They are back Monday with some
idea of what they're doing. Yeah, okay, So who are
we who? You're massive on Instagram? So how did that
all start?
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Well, Instagram was just a little place where I used
to share stuff when I had three kids really close
in age. And then from that I started writing a
column for The Latch, and then all these little stepping stones.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I wrote a book, and then I got into podcasting,
and then I think from the podcasting, now I'm doing radio.
So it's it's been a flow on effect.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
But it's a lot of work behind the scenes, but fun.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Look at you go, Look at me go.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm sorry, And what about you.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Chris, I've got nothing just radio forever.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
There's nothing else going on.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
But let's get on to some more interesting facts about
it. It says people can get to know us.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Yeah, it's a nice one.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
You getting to know. We're starting the show every day
with an interesting fact about one of us. You'll find
out which one it is after the song, and that
is that one of us has wet ourselves on a
first date. What like like full yeah, where who was it?
(02:48):
Who wear ourselves? Find out here that story it's coming up.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
This is Chris Page and Amy.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
We're letting everyone get to know us a little bit
every day, Amy and getting to know. Today's fact is
that one of us has wet ourselves on the first date. Look,
it was you. Let's get that straight, because no one
wants to even think about a bloke doing it.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
You're not even telling the rights to Sorry. Firstly, it
wasn't the first date. It was the first time we
had a sleepover, right, which I don't know if that
makes it any better. First, yeah, first, all of those things,
it was what's that thing where they oh yeah, I
won't even say that part. So I have woken up,
Well I think he woke up first actually, and he's
(03:30):
rolled over and miss school now husband, that is right, Yeah,
let's just put that out there.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
First. He did marry me, guys, so it wasn't a
huge deal.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Some guys are probably like, what on earth I would
have legged it out of there. I feel like it
all comes down to the way I handled it.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
He rolled over, it was in like this wet patch.
He actually thought that he had wet the bed, right,
and then he was like, hang on a second, it's
only a little bit on my side. Oh it's her.
And then he's woke me.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
He's woken me up from my deep slumber and he's gone, hey,
you've wet the bed, and I've gone, yeah, that hasn't
happened in a while.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
And I just laughed it off.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And I doubt.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Exactly right now.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Imagine if I had gotten so mortified and kicked him
out because it was at my house, thank god. Imagine
if I kicked him out and made a big, awkward,
cringey moment about it, we probably wouldn't have been together now.
But I just palmed it off. I had a laugh.
I can safely say I've never wet the bed again,
and we've been together for eleven years now. It was
(04:37):
just unfortunate that had happened on the first time he
had a sleepover.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
So much of something like that is how big a deal,
you make it. Yes, as the per portrayer, isn't it like, yeah,
you're right if you'd freaked out blown it up.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
The big thing the way you handled that. He actually went,
Oh this this chick's pretty chill, she's cool. She wet
the bed, the bed's full of urine.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
But I have slept in her urryan But like she's
really hot and kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
So I was like, yeah, take it right. No one's perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Some people are really into it.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
This is true.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Thirteen on six five Give us a call. If you're
in the same boat as Amy, could you tell us
what your relationship survived through the first date or first couple?
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Yeah, the first like courting period where you're meant to
be kind of on your best behavior.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yes, like really early on. Did something disgusting, horrible, awful happen?
But you can only call if you're still together?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yes, yept Yeah that's the kicker.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Okay, if you've.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Moved, yeah, if you're if you're now married with three
children like I am.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yes, happy endings only please. Thirteen one oh six five
what did your relationship survive on the first few dates?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Kai?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Is here?
Speaker 7 (05:51):
Kai?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Are you still together with your partner.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Phase, Kui, Yes, how are you? What did you do?
Speaker 8 (05:59):
First date?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Mister girlfriend took her out trying to obviously and then
stildent espresso martini all over first.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Drink, not even like the eighth drink or something.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Just no, no, so it wasn't I I could just
play it off from being drug and you were wearing
a white dress that was going to be my neck.
That's just going to be my next place white. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
And you guys still together?
Speaker 8 (06:23):
Yeah, still together?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Five years, going strong, beautiful paid for the dry cleaning, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Five years exactly. That's that's what we're talking about. Thirteen
one oh six five. What did your relationship survive in
the first early day dates? Thirteen give us this.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Is crisp Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
But we're letting everyone get to know us a little
bit to know with interesting facts like the fact that
one of us has wet themselves on a well first
ish date the first time you were to sleep over
with your now husband, Ryan, correct, you wet the bed.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
That's the only reason I tell that story is because
we're still together. If we if we were not, that
would that story would be taken to the grave with me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
It's a bit of a humble brag actually on your part,
that story, because it shows that like you're a good chick,
like you're a good time for the bed and for
him to go.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
You know what, that's all right, She's still sticking around.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
She's worth it. Like if he had other doubts about you,
that would be the.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
That would be the nail in the coffee, Like, yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
It's pretty good. We're asking on thirty one oh six
y five, what has your relationship survived during the very
very early days of dating early on? And you just
make me feel better, Rebecca, what happened to you and
your partner in the early days?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Hey, Rebecca, Hi, We're on our third date and we
went out to his beautiful burger restaurants for dinner, and
I thought, oh, I have to fight, and instead actually
proved myself.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
So you've you've gone to pass wind and you've just
followed through. Yeah, and does he like has the boyfriend
known about it?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Like was it that obvious or well?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I had I had to say something because we're going
to the movies after.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I don't want to be sitting in your own fec movie.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
What are we going to see? Titanic. It's three and
a half hours long.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Get with nappy Rush?
Speaker 6 (08:12):
Oh no either.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Are you still together?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Yes, we've been together for eight years, married for two.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
That's true love.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
You said your date was at a lovely burger joint.
He didn't take it to hungry jacks or something. Okay,
good one, Thank you, Rebecca. Haleycca, is here still with
your partner? I'm hoping, Haley, I am. But what happened
early on.
Speaker 9 (08:39):
We on our first day, we drove. We decided to
go to a restaurant that was an hour away, and
nobody defecated.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Nobody.
Speaker 9 (08:46):
Weent the bed, but nobody spoke. For the entire hour
in that car ride and nobody spoke. I was thinking
the entire time, this is so. I don't know how
this yeah, And I didn't know what she was thinking.
I was thinking, God, how is this date going to go?
We're sitting across from each other.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh my, that might. I have a real issue with
awkward silences.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
Normally, when someone's not talked, I talk more so and
I try to overcompensate, so I end up just talking
absolute smack constantly.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
So a whole hour of silence, and you.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Were saying this is and this was a first lesbian date.
So like two I would to females speaking for an hour.
I'll get in trouble for saying it. But oh my god,
two females not speaking for an hour, that's insane.
Speaker 9 (09:32):
I couldn't believe it. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. And
the radio wasn't on either, so there was dead silent.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
So what about when you got to the restaurant? Did
you guys talk then?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Hm?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Hmmmm. It's about as awkward as it was there, See, Haley,
I didn't cut her off. Everyone, it wasn't I didn't
cut her off. Yeah, I would have preferred some defecation.
Let's say, Amy, Amy's on the line, Amy.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Hi, ams by, Hello, Have you got some toilet stuff
for it?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (10:01):
It is another bodily fluid?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
But I was twenty one at the.
Speaker 10 (10:06):
Time and walking home from a night out with the girls. Yep,
well not far. My partner now partner was living right
behind the bowling Greens yep. And I walked in, just
you know, big night with the girls, and threw up
all over his carpet, all over his bed, and then
he wipefully. So wanted to go and sleep upstairs. But
(10:28):
I just, you know, silly brain didn't understand that. I
start crying and getting upset.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
You want to sleep the same with me?
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Why don't you?
Speaker 9 (10:36):
Guys?
Speaker 10 (10:38):
And I woke up the next morning and I thought,
oh no, I've done it.
Speaker 11 (10:40):
I've done it.
Speaker 10 (10:41):
He's never going to want to talk to me again.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
And how long?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
How long you've been together? For?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Six years later and one beautiful rag dol?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Congratulations you How good is that after thirty drinks? Not
understanding why someone doesn't want to sleep with you?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, that's that's the headspace that you're in, even like
having a big chunder and then trying to smooth your boyfriend.
I mean, I've been there.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh hey, you're talking. You're talking to one of the
all time experts. You Is that you vomiting?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah? Do you film it as well?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Not anymore to quit? Thanks, thanks for the call.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
This is Cris Page and am hegi.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
You know what I would love to bring back from
my childhood, like from the nineties, and I want to
bring it back into this time.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Don't say something inappropriate. It's land lines.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, you know the phone that used to be attached
to the wall and you get yes, I just painting
the picture for you. I saw this thing on Instagram
a couple of days ago, and it's this mum. I
think they're over in the States, and she has reintroduced
a landline for her daughter. So she's a preteen, pre tween,
a tween so she's twelve. She wants to be able
(11:53):
to still communicate with her friends. But this mom doesn't
want to give her daughter a mobile phone.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Well definitely not an iPhone.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Well definitely not an iPhone. Now I am in like,
I am so with this mom. And what this little
kid has done is get all her friends involved.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I actually think a little snippet of it.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, your husband and I decided to kind of pause
that the screen path that so many people were on,
but we pivoted and we surprised her with the landline.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
But Karen didn't just phone it in. She convinced other
friends to join, creating a landline pod. Oh my friends
have it.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Now, that's cool.
Speaker 5 (12:30):
It helps with independence.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
A few of my friends started getting landline numbers. I
don't have a smart friend, so it would be like
nice to be able to talk to them. The landline
strips communication back to basics.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
They have to learn how to say hello, they have
to learn how to be silent. While another person told me,
I think that's been a powerful I think for them
as well.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, I think it's such a good idea. Do you
remember calling your friends on the landline and the parents answering,
and you'd say, Hi, mister Smith, it's Amy. Can I
just speak to Lauren?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
And he'd say, oh, yep, can you just hold on
a second, and you go and get it.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I mean you had to ring a girl, particularly you know,
the number off the school list or whatever, or she
might have given it to.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
You voluntarily on the phone book.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
You didn't have to stalk here the phone that look
up the white pages. And I bet you still remember,
like your first boyfriend's landline.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
I remember, yes, I do.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I won't read it out here, but like I or
I would remember coming home from school and then I'd
pick up the phone, I'd ring my boyfriend. I'd say,
let's meet at the park at five or four pm,
and then I'd hang up and I'd walk to the
park and just well, I just knew that he was coming,
because there was no constant line of communication.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
We'd made a plan and then we said it, and
that was it. My girlfriend and I, Lauren, used to
talk on the landline every single afternoon for like an hour.
We didn't go to the same school, but we wanted
to always stay in touch and talk about what we're
going to do on the weekend. And then my mum
would have to get on the on the internet the motive.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And I'd get instantly cut off. But I love the
idea of bringing it back to basics.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
And it's giving the kid. The parents aren't listening in
on the conversation, but they are sort of vaguely aware
of who they're talking to for how long. It is
very different from having like an iPhone iPhone in your bedroom.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
An iPhone that has access to the internet.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Because also you're limited in the hours you can call
as well. You remember, like you couldn't if you ran
a friend's place after certain friends after nine some ten o'clock,
but oh my god, yes if you get mum after
ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, And look, I'm not anti technology, but I think
when I think our kids, when our kids are so young,
I think the more they can be outside and off
tablets and off mobile phones and back on landlines, riding
their bike and hurting themselves and throwing rocks at cars.
And I'm just joking, but like back to basics, bring
(14:50):
it back to basics.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Do you remember it was it star ten hash. If
you missed a call, then it would give you the
number that got me in so much trouble with my
friend Tom Amos ast year eight year nine or something.
We had a very unique greeting for each other when
we'd ring each other you know, phone, and we go
you watch yourself you and it was effing cea, it
(15:12):
was anyway we did that. So I rang him, I was,
I rang his house, yes, and it just rang out.
Then this I was on the mobile but it was
his landline and then it said Tom Amos calling back.
Oh thank God answered it and said you watch yourself
you and I you know, delivered it and she said hello, Chris,
it's missus Amos here Tom's mother. I just we missed
(15:35):
a call. I did start ten hash.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well, what was the what was the reverse charge call?
As well? I used to do. I used to go
up to a payphone and you could do.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
The reverse charge call because I didn't have a mobile
when I was sixteen, and I would reverse charge call
to my boyfriend's landline at the.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Time and be like, I've had a fight with my
mum and dad.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Come and pick me up from the payphone.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
From the payphone, I didn't have to pay for it
up there.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
And it was one eight six four. I think you
died before the number to block your call block So
any prank calling radio stations.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
You know what Chinese restaurants, Yeah, exactly, and you're doing
the prank calls one eight six four.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
First, bring back the landlines, bring back the nineties.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
And if not, the Nokia fifty one ten. Nothing wrong,
that's what my boys are going to get.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, that's what my kids are getting, the ninety two
to ten.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
How was someone at Nokia not made a billion?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I'm going to make it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
We launching this yet, not yet. Bring back the fifty
one ten everyone?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Is it fifty one ten one of those thirty two
ten or something?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Just a crap phone, just.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Something that has no Internet and snakes exactly.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
We spoke about this yesterday. I've had time to reflect,
reflect a little bit. It was a bit raw yesterday
and obviously I was shook by.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
I cried yourself to sleep last night? Didn't you the.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
News about Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman calling it quits
after nineteen years, So it's confirmed. Their separation date was
listed as September thirty, so literally yesterday was the official separation.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
But I called it?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
What did you call?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
I called it? I said he.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I bet he stepped out on her because the last
I don't know, one of the articles I read, she
was over the fact that they were about to celebrate
their twentieth wedding anniversary.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Next minute divorce.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Well, all the stuff that's coming out in the last
twenty four hours is people you know, insiders and anonymous sources.
So take it, take it with a grain of salt.
But the word is that Keith there's no suggestion he
was cheating on her, but there is a lot of
suggestion that he's moved on already with a younger woman
in Nashville who works in the music industry.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
A younger woman, how cliche and pathetic.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Have a listen to this. I've dug up one of
his songs here. Have a listen to these lyrics. I think, OK,
this might tell you a little something. Okay, but now
notice that he says, I want to kiss a girl.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I want to hold her tired and make some magic
in the moonlight.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
He doesn't say he wants to kiss a fifty eight
year old woman. Fifty six.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I am so sick and tired of these men just
getting to that. It's what you know, what it is,
it's they're all having midlife crisises crisis.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Hugh Jackman wasn't because Hugh jack debor Ley was a
lot older than yea, so he was just so.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
No, no, no, Hugh's just got into an age where
he's having his midlife crisis, and they've all gone, oh wow,
while I'm still this young, I can I can upgrade
with a younger woman.
Speaker 1 (18:35):
No, he's gone around a dog. My wife's fifteen years
older than he. Time to correct the situation.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Well, no, he's corrected it.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
With a hot young coast.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah, that's I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
I Keith, you're just you're proving us women right that
you're all dirty dogs.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Your gut yesterday was you were straight away that.
Speaker 7 (18:55):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Keith's moved on. He's and that's apparently Nicole's heartbroken after
nineteen years if he has already moved on, even if
they've been separated for months, It's still quick, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
It is very quick, which makes me think there's probably
the fact that she's filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences. Yes,
that's a mouthful. Tells me that maybe she's caught him
doing something, or maybe he's come clean.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
That's a big maybe, of course.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
It's a big maybe. But poor Nicole.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Well, since this is since has come out that he's
apparently moved on and he was the one that initiated
she wanted to keep working on the marriage. His Instagram
got smashed, so he did an Instagram post totally unrelated
about some new album, but then thousands and thousands of
comments underneath it just going Keith, you've got to go
work on your marriage. Yes, you want to go back
to Nicole anyway, all of those posts, we're invested. They've
(19:51):
now all been deleted and comments have been disabled.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Well, he's too bad. The next post he does, they'll
just come for him there exactly.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Whatever he posts about next, that'll be like, yeah, get
it'll be there.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Australia.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
It is easiest quez you know, they're pretty easy questions.
But you've only got thirty seconds and that ticking clock
in the background.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
Is it gives me anxiety even reading the questions out
with that tim or in the background.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
You're not playing all right, I'm just reading. Martine is
on the line. I'm Martin.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Hi, Hi, Martine. Are you feeling Are you feeling good?
Speaker 9 (20:35):
Ready to go?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
Okay? I wish you all the best? Are you Okay?
Take a deep breath. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Amy's pre read the questions so you know you're not
going to stumble on them.
Speaker 12 (20:49):
Becau.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
We've got to move through.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I'm going to try and speed read through these questions
for you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Okay, thirty seconds, getting all right, We've got a thousand
dollars cash for you right here. Clock will start after
the first question.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
After the first question, okay, good luck Martin. First question,
what is four plus four?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I didn't start the clock. Okay, okay, We're going.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
On what is four plus two? Sorry?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
I'm going to stop the clock because Martine? Are you there? Martine?
Oh dodgy phone like, Okay, we'll give you one more shot. Okay,
but yeah, we need to we need to hear the
answers open you.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay, we'll say the first one.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, still okay again for question one, what is four
plus two, mixing red and blue together, make what color?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Question one?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Stunning out Martine and Martine. We're gonna have to give
Martine a chance to another day, I think with the phone,
because she got through, so she gets to play, But
you know.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Where is she in someway or something?
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Can we let someone else play today instead of Martine?
All right? Yeah, because everyone's been calling up calls.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh, we've got someone else.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
It is Kaylan's lucky day. I hope that is a
good phone Like, hey, Kaylin, he.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
Nice and clear phone line. We like to hear it. Hey,
how are you?
Speaker 12 (22:08):
It's the second meet.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Second chance draw Calen. Here we go. You know how
it works?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Yeah, Okay, I'm going to start reading these and your
good luck.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
What is four plus two?
Speaker 11 (22:24):
Four plus two is six?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Mixing red and blue together? Make what color?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
What color? Red and blue together?
Speaker 3 (22:33):
But what was humpty dumpty?
Speaker 11 (22:40):
I'm hearing I'm not hearing any questions from you guys.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
What what was humpty dumpty?
Speaker 11 (22:46):
An egg and eggs?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Not here?
Speaker 5 (22:49):
And yes, an egg?
Speaker 12 (22:52):
Umpty dumpty is an egg?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
An egg?
Speaker 6 (22:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
One that you see. This is why Will and Woody
are back Monday to do the quiz. Wow, they know
what's going on.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I feel like there's something. I'm on these phone lines.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Nearest he's going to lodge a complaint.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Oh no, he definitely is. This is Crisp Page and hey,
I want to tell you a little bit of a tip.
Maybe not you because you're married, but for any single
people out there.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Listen.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
I actually think that I have discovered the best place
to pick up Okay, I haven't discovered it personally, but
it's maybe lived in experiences, but also through the words
of mouths of girlfriends of mine.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I'm guessing it's something a bit left of sender.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Like.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
It's not the pot.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
It's definitely not like Tinder or a nightclub or anything.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Is it the supermarket where? No, but banana's a certain
way in the No.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I think if you put the bananas in a certain way,
it means you're up for swinging.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh yeah, So no.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
It's actually the airport right right, So it makes no
It actually makes sense, right because when you think about it,
anyone that turns up to the airport usually ninety nine
percent of the time in a good mood. You're off
on a holiday, whether maybe you're going on a boy's trip,
a girl's trip, you're going to your Vegas for your fortieth.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Or a business trip. Even then, you're still, you know,
getting away from your family.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Yes I have. I have never picked up at the airport,
but I do notice a lot of wandering eyes. There's
lots of looking around, and there's lots of gazing around.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I have a girlfriend. I've actually got two girlfriends. Both
of them have picked up in the airport. My brother
picked up his now wife sitting on a plane.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
It is a real thing.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
One of my girlfriends was sitting at an airport bar.
She was traveling from I don't know one state to
another seven am in the morning, had a cheeky champagne,
made eyes with the guy across from the bar.
Speaker 3 (24:55):
They've now been married for three years.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Being in a bar at seven o'clock in the morning
is a growing to know. You have something in common.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
A drinking problem.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
You've got alcoholism. You should, we should get married.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
I've got another girlfriend who has literally flown on a flight,
made some eye contact with a guy on the plane,
walking back and up and down the aisle, passing each
other to go to the toilet, slipped a number and
they've gotten off the plane together. They've walked to the
barriage carousel together, chatting.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Oh where are you from? Oh what are you doing here?
Blah blah blah. Next minute they've they've started.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Hooking up near the lifts, and then they started dating
for a couple of months, and I was like, this
is outrageous.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
So they're waiting for the baggage doesn't coming here, they're
pashing off.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Both well, I think they've collected their baggage, and then
they were just having a little makeout session. And now
that I think about it, I think, obviously I'm I
travel a fair bit for work as well, and I'm
always with my wedding ring on my finger, and I'm
a spoken for woman. But I reckon if I wanted
to pick up at an airport, they wouldn't be that hard.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
So your advice if you're single, yes, what if you're
If you're not flying anywhere, can you still go to
the airport? You can just hang out.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I don't even think you need to be flying. In fact,
screw your plans. Don't even bother. Go in a bar
on a Friday night, take yourself to the airport looking
a little bit nice. Maybe a nice blow dry and
a nice little outfit. Plumk yourself at a bar or
to yourself a drink and let's just see where the
night takes you.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Right, Yeah, what about if you're not a drinker? Can
you hang out at the news agent like next to
the Peter fitz Simon's books or what.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Do you I mean? Sure, yes, of course you don't
have There doesn't have to be alcohol, but probably certainly helps.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
It does help, yes, liquid courage, especially for the man
if they are going to be approaching you. Or maybe
it's the other way around, maybe you like to approach
the man sitting at the bar.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
I don't know if I believe you, So I want
to ask our listeners on thirteen one oh six five
have you picked up at the airport?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Have you picked up at the airport or on a
plane or are you standing at the barage garausel?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
Does it count? I don't know if it counts. But
if you joke about smuggling drugs you get a free
internal inspection like with the rubber gloves.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Doesn't counter as picking up Chris Well.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
If you haven't had in the still know okay? If
you've picked up at the airport, can you back up
Amy's allegations at the airport?
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I reckon there's going to be lots of calls of
people who have picked up on a plane as well.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, thirteen one oh six five, give us a call
and if no one rings your fire Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
I think you're going to be fined after today.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I know it's a shock.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
This is Cris Page and Amy.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Amy. I'm looking at the phone lines here and I'm
surprised I told you that anyone is still listening after
that quiz, there was absolute puss. Really yes it was
Will or Woody are listening. I'm really sorry us and
that quiz that radio was the equivalent of going to
someone's lovely house in an airbnb.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
And taking in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Yes, sorry, Will, and we'll try to be better. Okay,
we're picking up at the airport, you reckon, it's the
place to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Amy, I have I think, yes that you are. You're
in with a chance of up and do it at
an airport or on a plane.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Okay, you asked on thirty one or sixty five, have
you picked up at the airport or on a plane, Danny, Danny,
you're a flight attendant.
Speaker 4 (28:18):
Oh, my guys. I O an ex flight attendant our
former life, and yes, airports are the best place to
pick up. So I can say this from personal experience.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Did you pick up on a plane?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Look?
Speaker 4 (28:32):
I picked up with other crew members on the plane. However,
my friends would often get notes slipped to them from
passengers as they were in service. Yes, and on the
layover they would have a layover.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
I've l well, yeah, especially if you're doing like a
Sydney to Bali or something and you get little notes
slipped and.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Then little twenty four hours a Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Can I ask you a question? As a flight attendant,
A rumor I heard was that all the flight attendants
used to have a thing called best on Board where
you chat and there was the hottest passenger on the
plane and it was b Ob Best on board. So
you'd write Bob twenty seven F or whatever the SAT number.
And apparently it had to stop because there was a
huge thing, like a flight got rediverted and grounded because
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someone thought it said bomb twenty seven f and so
you had to stop doing Bob.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Is this a made up story, Chris?
Speaker 4 (29:34):
That is definitely made up story. You wouldn't actually write
it down. We would just say there's a bob and
it's twenty seven f Yeah, check it out.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
So you see if I'm only half listening there, you
just said there's a bob twenty seven f Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Yeah, No, but they say it amongst themselves. They don't
write it down.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Someone could overhear it.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Yeah, sure, sure.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Thanks a lot, Bin Louder. Sure, Jamie. Have you picked
up at an airport on the plane?
Speaker 7 (29:58):
Hey Jamie, Hello Amy, Right on a plane? Yes, long story.
Flying back up to where we're going to, I noticed
the girl on the plane coming down, very attractive, stunning.
She was in sunner.
Speaker 8 (30:14):
She and she mowed to the flight attendant. I can't
sit next to him. And so when you're single, you
obviously you observe all these things. And I read her
lips and went, oh wow. Then she sat next to me,
flying up there a bit of turb turb turbulence.
Speaker 7 (30:33):
She has a red wine in her hand and gets
spilled on her crotch. I looked over to her and said,
you want to my by bottle of water because it
was a nice suit, very nice suit. Yep, so tip
tip tip it over herself had to laugh talk the
whole way up. She gives me her phone phone number.
She's married. I went to went to their house, went
(30:53):
to dinner with them, met a big group of friends.
They have a massive argument at the dinner table. I'm
known as the guy who picked her up on the plane.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Wait, so when you when you say you went to dinner,
did you go to dinner with her?
Speaker 1 (31:09):
And were they swingers?
Speaker 3 (31:12):
How does she explain that they were okay?
Speaker 7 (31:15):
When I went to their house, when I saw this
ship shell, I went, I thought there's something not normal here.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
There's a swing in it or something. You know, there
might be swingers. Thank you, Jamie Faye. We'll go one
more here, Faye. I want to know have you picked
up at the airport or on a plane?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Hey, Faye, yes I have.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Hi. Hi, you're good. Great? What happened?
Speaker 11 (31:36):
So I went to the airport. I had a flight
from Brunei to Dubai and there was this guy who
I met on the plane and we started talking, really
hit it off, and like we started walking up and
it was dark and no one could see. And I
got off the plane and I freaking wish I got
one of like one of his social media platform things, you.
Speaker 9 (31:56):
Know, his links.
Speaker 11 (31:58):
Yeah, sure, but now I freaking regret it.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
I really really regret it.
Speaker 11 (32:02):
And I can't get in contact with him. I don't
know where he lives now or what's been happening.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
To Oh so you actually liked him and you would
have liked to have stayed in contact with him.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
Yeah, so where were you hooking up?
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Just on the plane?
Speaker 11 (32:14):
In the plane, in the seat, and he had his
friends sitting behind us.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Can I tell you? Can I tell you? This might
be dodgy, but my brother did this. He met he
sat next to this beautiful girl and was chatting away
to her and then didn't exchange numbers or didn't get anything,
didn't really get any details. And he had a friend
who worked for the airline, and he actually rung up
(32:39):
and said, hey, can you find out who was sitting
in row thirteen? B? Give me the last name. As
I'm saying this, I'm thinking that might be illegal. But anyway,
he got.
Speaker 3 (32:50):
The last name.
Speaker 11 (32:52):
But this was like all the way in my twenty nineteen.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Oh no, well you know, if you're still single. I
mean it was the Australian, this guy.
Speaker 11 (33:00):
No, he was from the UK, right, so he's not.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Even you know, listening to us, right, now he couldn't.
I was going to do a shout out and go,
what does he look like? I know, if you've made
out with a bird fae on a plane, give us
and you.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
Can't find him on Facebook or anything.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
Ah well, I've tried.
Speaker 11 (33:15):
I've really tried, but I haven't been able to find
him on anything.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
It must have been a good kisser, the one that
got away.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Keep flying. Thanks for the calling.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerrard.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Can I talk to you about movie ratings for a second?
And this is it's gotten me into we'll not trouble.
But I got slagged off by people because I have
let my eight year old son Henry and then I
guess my six year old Oscar as well, watch a
couple of m rated movies. Okay, and obviously I'm not
(33:49):
a negligent dad. I knew what the movies were. It
was Happy Gilmore. They watched Happy Gilmore one.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Right, Well, I've let my kids watch Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Exactly, and that's em as well. So that's but you know, right,
you go, there's nothing in there that's going to disturb
them or I mean, there's a few rude words, and.
Speaker 2 (34:04):
I think there's some adult themes in Billy Madison that
would have gone straight over my kid's head.
Speaker 1 (34:09):
Exactly, they go out their head. My problem with the
movie ratings is, M Okay, it's recommended for mature audiences
fifteen years and over.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
Well, isn't that M fifteen plus?
Speaker 1 (34:21):
MA is like hardcore. M that's like, you really do
need to be fifteen, And that's fair enough. I'm m
A and R. I'm cool with it.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
But if you're on the line letting your six year
old watching, yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Exactly, MA andr are like off right there, hardcore. But
then with the kids, there's certain movies they want to see.
Like I took Henrid to go and see F one
with Brad Pitt, went and saw that at Imax. It's
M recommended for fifteen because literally they say the F
word like once in the middle of the movie and
then there's no other There's nothing else wrong with it
at all.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Did you get some funny looks?
Speaker 6 (34:53):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:53):
But I posted something on socials with them watching something
and got people saying, oh, you're letting your kids that
you're meant to be fifteen to watch that.
Speaker 3 (34:59):
Wait, people are still commenting on the way other people parents.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, people on the internet. Amen.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
I know that was a joke, but.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I reckon, we need we need a new se well
the latest, because that's not the point. Is Happy Gilmore
is rated M. It's the same rating as like Terminator too,
Judgment Day Terminator. I love it too. But am I
letting my six year old watch it?
Speaker 3 (35:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
No, I would, But I think maybe that's because there's
scary themes in Terminator. When I was watching Happy Gilmour
with my kids, I was like, I think when the
chick was in her you know, white lingerie carrying the
beers like go to your happy place.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
I was like, oh, okay, And then when he was
like beating the.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Old man, yeah, Bob Barker.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
So I was a bit like, oh, maybe this is
a bit old for my six year old Kobe, but
Billy Madison is M.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Yeah, exactly. Look, I get that some parental discretion is advised.
Hence also the rating below that is PG, which is
parental Guidance.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
Yeah, so it's like it's kind of like choose your
own adventure as a parent.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
But being pg's as soft like pg's you don't even
Jesus boring Jesus or they got nothing well.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
They're usually cartoons, right.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
So toy story and stuff is gr PG is more
like Night at the Museum and those things just with
some mild violence or more.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
Like the the what are those things called dinosaurs?
Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah, all that stuff. But that's the thing Jurassic Park,
you know, Jurassic Park ter the new ones are m
the icon was PG and again.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
It's like Jurassic Park was terrifying.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yes, my husband Ryan talks about Jurassic Park being the
scariest movie he watches.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
A kid. He like ran out of the movie cinema
when he was twelve or something.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Oh yeah, I had nightmares from it from Jurassic Sure,
I'm just saying it's okay if i've if I've seen
the movies, that's fine. But if you're going, oh, he
wants to see some film and I haven't seen it,
you shouldn't have Happy Gilmore being the same rating. It's
terminated too true or like the sixth sense with like
Bruce Willis, I see Dead People. That's terrifying movie. That's like,
that's the same rating as Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 3 (37:05):
Is that m only Yeah, no way.
Speaker 2 (37:08):
So even I remember watching that as an adult and
being creeped out.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Yeah, so there needs to be some ma I'm just
saying redoing of the ratings.
Speaker 10 (37:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
If Adam Sanders in it sums up, go for it.
Everything in a rounda way kind of Ye.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
This is cris Page and Amy.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Here's a story that caught my eye.
Speaker 3 (37:29):
You know, I like to love reading random stories.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
From around the world.
Speaker 3 (37:33):
I'm very as long as it's not morbid.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
It's a granddad being trampled to death by an elephant.
Oh my god, I mean look, it's I think you
need to see.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
There's no footage of it.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
Well, I'm not going to okay, no, no, happened to
his garden. This poor bloke in Thailand, in the middle
of Thailand went out and he heard a ruckus in
his garden in the middle of the night. Went out
and there was an elephant in his garden eating his
banana tree. Okay, so he's gone, I've got to scare
the elephant away. He's messing up my banana tree. So
(38:08):
he's shone a flashlight in the elephant's eyes to try
and scare it away. The elephant's gone berserk, charged him
and trampled him.
Speaker 3 (38:17):
I'm that is a pretty tragic.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Amy I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2 (38:22):
I'm like, this is a bizarre story that you've brought
to my attention, and what a tragic way to go out.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Now, listen to his name. Here we go, seventy nine
year old Tragic? What NOI song crow?
Speaker 3 (38:35):
Wait, his name is Tragic.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
His name is Tragic. So if you're having a baby
and you're thinking about names, don't call your child tragic.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
I'm sure it means something different in maybe their culture.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, sure, but that's that's no good. Is a seventy
nine year old man named Tragic being stomped on by
an elephant?
Speaker 3 (38:56):
I mean, that is tragic.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
But I was actually always told I remember I did
Safari once in South Africa and the gaming reserve guy
said to me, if you ever see an elephant on
its own, it means that it's a a bad elephant
because normally they're in packs.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
And then if there's one, if there's a rogue elephant that's.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
Got i don't know, anger management issues, it will be
removed from the pack and it's.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Been kicked out of the herd because it's a bad egg.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Correct, So if you ever see one on its own,
you've got to stay well and truly away from it.
So this poor guy, you know what, he probably should
have just sacrificed the banana tree, legged it back inside,
and Tragic would still be here today.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Well, with the benefit of hindsight, I'm sure Tragic wouldn't
have shine his light in the elephant's eye. But now
he knows Tragic noise song crow, so he's let's see,
there was some rip. Yeah, there was a local man,
some kid, Kosen said he heard the commotion. Some kid,
some kid, that's his name. Okay, again, I'm hoping it
(40:00):
means something different in Thailand good things. Have you ever
ridden an elephant, because you see people do that on
the travel I Thailand.
Speaker 3 (40:07):
I went to Thailand.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
Yes, and we on their like they make these little chairs,
these wooden chairs. You think about it now, it's not
very humane to these poor elephants. And yeah, me and
my boyfriend at the time climbed a ladder and sat.
Speaker 3 (40:23):
On its back.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
Yeah, and it walked through this like river and splashed
water on us.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But then, I mean, you're feeling sorry for the elephant,
But look at now they're stomping on seventy nine years.
Speaker 3 (40:33):
Well, they're getting their own back, right, They're like.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Yeah, actually, maybe they're getting one back against people.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, maybe tragic road on his back in an earlier
month or something.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Anyway, these elephants running wild in Thailand. Where's Glenn McGraw
when you need him?
Speaker 3 (40:46):
What has Glenn McGrath got to do with it?
Speaker 5 (40:49):
This is Crispage and Amy's your ride.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
I am getting old. I'm forty two years old and
you're about to turn forty.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
I know, forty in March next year.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
Yeah, it all just star falling apart.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
I actually feel like I'm still twenty five though at heart.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Yeah, it's my body that's giving up on.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Me, oh big time, although my brain and mind is
as well. Okay, But there are the moments that those
penny drop moments where you realize you're getting old. And
I had one just yesterday when I used one of
my Father's Day presents for the first time. So Father's
Day is what almost a month ago now, I hadn't
used the presence. Look, the kids got these presents from school,
(41:28):
and it's the usual stuff like World's Best Dad mug
and the World's Greatest Dad that I'm probably not going
to wear ever. But there was one that I sort
of that piqued my interest in a bit. It was
a nose and ear hair trimmer. So it's a little thing.
It looks like it sort of looks like a like
a fatter pen sort of thing, and it has the
little whirrying circular and I've noticed since I turned forty
(41:53):
it happened. Then you get the the old man. There's
actually hair protruding from.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
My nosts and what about your ears?
Speaker 1 (42:01):
And is I've never noticed seen it? But when you do,
you stick your finger and you go, oh no, there's
ear hair. Now I'm getting old.
Speaker 3 (42:08):
And your eyebrowser starf growing soon.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
Yeah, I know, you get the John Howard eyebrow. No,
my barber has started going, do you want me to
do your eyebrows? As we also doing that. But I
used the nose and ear hair trimmer and I love it.
Like I realized, I'm old when you're seventy.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
This is a fantastic gi I'm pretty sure my grandpa
used to have one of them.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Thank you, Henry and Oscar nose and but that I went, okay,
I'm old right.
Speaker 2 (42:36):
Well for me, it's just when I sleep wrong. I
can literally just spend six hours on my back in
a really awkward position, and I wake up and I've.
Speaker 3 (42:46):
Just I've got trap nerves. Yeah, that's how easy it is.
Speaker 1 (42:49):
Do bruise from like nothing as well.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yes, I've got a huge bruise right above my knee
and I've got no idea how it happened.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Yeah, there's a great Norm McDonald joke about that and
an old lady with like huge bruises down inside, all
purple and everything, and they say what happened? And she
said the wind.
Speaker 3 (43:04):
The wind.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's when you know you're getting old. So I'm thirty
one oh six five. Could you give us a call
and tell us what was that moment that you realized,
Oh I'm old? What about?
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Like? What about? I can't recover from like a big
night on the sauce anymore. It takes me like three days.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Everyone says, as soon as you turn forty, it's just
like it's not worth it.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well, still worth it.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
Malcolm, he's on the phone, thirty one or sixty five? Malcolm,
what was the moment you realized you were an old fart?
Speaker 6 (43:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Him, Malcolm.
Speaker 12 (43:35):
Look, I have to echo what Amy was saying, because
I really look forward to my afternoon snoozes on the weekend.
If I don't get it, I'm going to be crappy also,
but it's it's the state of the sleep. I actually
I wake up stiff from not moving, Yeah, with ruele
(43:55):
for me on my pillow.
Speaker 3 (43:57):
Yeah. And I'm the same.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'd like to fall asleep on the lounge sometimes, but
if I haven't supported my old lady neck, it's all
over for me. For like a week, I've got like
a frozen shoulder, and it's like, what since when has
this happened?
Speaker 12 (44:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (44:12):
Amy?
Speaker 12 (44:12):
Also, the other thing you said was that you still
think think like a twenty five year old. I do too.
I'm a lot older than you guys, and I and
I look in the mirror sometimes and it scares me.
Oh Jesus, So catch myself as I'm walking past the
car or something o that thinking who's that old man?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Oh my god. I saw myself in the shower the
other day and I was like, since when did I
look like a fifty year old?
Speaker 1 (44:33):
Jesus, Malcolm. We just did a segment about a seventy
nine year old grandfather being trampled to death by an elephant,
and I think this is more depressing.
Speaker 3 (44:42):
It is depressing.
Speaker 1 (44:44):
This is worse. Okay, thirteen one oh sixty five, give
us a call. The moment you realized you were getting
old may involved me as well, making the noise when
you get up.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh look at me now, I'm stretching my back.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
When did you realize you're old?
Speaker 5 (44:55):
This is Cris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
We heard from Olivia Dean, who has just been confirmed
as the special guest for the Arias this year.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
I absolutely love her music at the moment she.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
Is coming out, that's a win. There you go. I've
got the breakdown. Speaking of which, here we go. Oh
oh no, that's the wrong button.
Speaker 3 (45:14):
My least favorite segment.
Speaker 1 (45:16):
It's news to Age.
Speaker 3 (45:17):
We have some breaking news for you.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Now. It's news to Amy because Amy is genuinely a
super intelligent person but so willfully ignorant of what goes
on in the world, but happily so right.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
I choose to not watch the news mainly because every
time I do turn it on or flick on to
some sort of social page, it's.
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Just morbid death stories.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
I think that's what people must click on. It's these
horrific stories about oh this something happened to a two
year oldies.
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I don't want to acrobats falling to their death.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
No, no, no, no, no, that was a good that
was fun.
Speaker 3 (45:51):
Oh it wasn't Chris. That was not funny. It was
only children had to witness that.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Imagine that only one hundred people witnessed it. If there's
only one hundred people at your circus, it's not a
good service. That's why the acrobat fell and died.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Who do you think goes to a circus? Weird children?
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh yeah, okay, so new use to Amy. I watched
the news so you don't have to read. You out
a couple of headlines. If you're interested, we'll have a
quick chat. I'll explain it. Just say pass. If it's
boring to pass.
Speaker 3 (46:18):
Don't even bring up Donald Trump.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
No, no, Trump Trump for his zone even I'm over. Okay,
good Starting today, big news for first homeowners, Amy, Today.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
I've got a girlfriend who's looking to buy, so let's
give me ten seconds.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah. Look, it's a bit boring, but it does affect people. Reality.
Our first home owners starting today the first of October
only need a five percent deposit instead of the ten
percent to get more people for a good news story,
that's an elbow one. So sure, So he's increasing demand
for something with a finite supply drive up the prices. Okay,
(46:54):
a health report citing the benefits of incest? What benefits
of incest? You want to hear about this?
Speaker 2 (47:02):
Sorry, there's a benefit to being an imbred. I don't
want to hear about it, but I do.
Speaker 1 (47:07):
Okay, well, i'll tell you. This is in Britain, the NHS,
They'd be Healthy, had a article titled should the UK
government ban first cousin marriage?
Speaker 3 (47:17):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Well, at the moment it's not illegal, and it's it's
bigger in some cultures than others. So this article got
a lot of criticism though, and they said they needed
to take it down because the article described various potential
benefits of marrying a first cousin. Give me one, including
stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Economic advantages so.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
If you start potting your cousin, you can move in
together and share the rent or something I guess, and
the family network is stronger because you have the same grandparents.
Now that's cruek, isn't it. That is well, the reason
they're saying now, they're saying, you're the health service and
you're telling people this is all right, then they've cited
the statistics of babies born with serious Yeah, it basically
(48:06):
doubles the chance of something like that. Let's move on
with your cousin. That's a fun one horror scene, says
Elephant brutally Tramples.
Speaker 2 (48:14):
We have heard this no past, all right, I just
wanted it's just you just wanted to bring that up again.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Stars. This is happening right now at the moment. Stars
currently hitting the red carpet for the Dally em Awards.
Speaker 2 (48:25):
Okay, so this is I am interested in this, but
we're on radio and the only thing I'm interested in
is what the women are wearing. So I will look
at that in my own time when I get home.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Okay, Well that's happening now if you want to see it,
But we could do that on the radio anyway. Dally
Ms Tonight, go Teddy. Speaking of Teddy, Teddy Swims is
still looking okay for the NRL Grand Final, the saying
he will be performing on Sunday.
Speaker 3 (48:48):
We will see great.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
Next headline, Fat Bear Week twenty twenty five, Crown's a winner.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
What Fat Bear Week?
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Fat Bear Week again with the headline I need to
know more?
Speaker 3 (49:01):
Is it a bear. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Look, actually I'll show you a picture an actual big
fat bear. Oh wow, brownd bear. This happens in a line.
Speaker 2 (49:08):
I was going to say, well, same thing. What do
they do get them to stand in a line and
weigh them?
Speaker 3 (49:14):
Know?
Speaker 1 (49:14):
They Well, they have the National Park up there in
Alaska and they have the Fat Bear Week every year
and they pit the fat bears against each other in
popularity contests online. So they have live cameras and things
in the park so you can see the bears, you
can track them. They've all got numbers, and people vote
on their favorite fat bear. Well, anyway, this year the
(49:34):
winner is bear number thirty two. His name is Chunk.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
You know what, there's probably not there's probably not a
lot that goes on in Alaska, So I mean having
a fat bear competition makes sense.
Speaker 1 (49:51):
He's a real It's a Cinderella story as well, because
Chunk has the problem they reckon. He got a bit
of a sympathy vote because he broke his jaw, which
affects his ability to grab the salmon out of the water.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
And how is he so fat there?
Speaker 1 (50:04):
That's what people are impressed by.
Speaker 3 (50:05):
Maybe he's got a the.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
Dude's got a broken jaw, and he's still obese.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
He's probably got one of those what is it, the
low functioning the thyroid, Probably got a thyroid issue Anywayunk.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Yeah, he beat another bear called Fotato.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Congratulations Chunk exactly twenty five fattest bear.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, in Alaska in addition to
his impressive girth Chunks story voters. So, if you want
to know more about that, just google or don't fat
Bear impressive girth Chunk is the name. Just see what
comes up. Turn off safe search, just enjoy, go.
Speaker 3 (50:42):
On in cognito mode.
Speaker 5 (50:43):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.
Speaker 1 (50:46):
Got an update for you on one of your favorite people, Amy,
who's that Bonnie Blue? Oh you did you throw up
in your mouth?
Speaker 5 (50:54):
I hate that woman?
Speaker 1 (50:56):
I know you man an update if you don't If
you don't know Bonnie Blue is. She's one of the
world's most famous vile humans, infamous adult entertainers. She's a
star that's made a lot of noise, money, fame from
doing things like trying to sleep with a thousand men
(51:17):
in one day and everything. Anyway, the news on her.
She's married? What Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
She has a husband.
Speaker 1 (51:23):
She is married. She has a husband. No, she is
not not pulling your leg. Okay, she has been made
now in the process of divorcing. I think they've been
separated for a little while, just like Nicole and Keith. No, actually,
we're not going to compare them, all right. She married
her childhood sweetheart when they were twenty two years old.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Nice, she was a normal, wholesome girl with some morals.
Speaker 1 (51:49):
Look, there's a photo of them. Oliver Davidson is all together.
Speaker 3 (51:55):
She looks she looks sweet as well.
Speaker 1 (51:57):
There Actually I said he looks like a nice guy.
He looks like a school shooter.
Speaker 3 (52:00):
No, he just not ag he looks lovely. But what
went wrong?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
I don't know. I mean, Oliver must he must have
something lacking. I mean, did Oliver Davidson drive her to
what she is now? Anyway? The point is she's now
worth because of what she's done. She's worth forty five
million bucks. So oh, he's going to take he's married
to her, technically, so he's now so wait.
Speaker 3 (52:27):
So they've been She got married at twenty two, she's
now twenty six. She's twenty six.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
And then so obviously when she went about her hoe
like ways, Oliver's gone See you later.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
I don't know the order that it all happened, but yeah,
so she's been doing that a couple of years now
and they're splitting up, and now he's coming for her,
like with the divorce forty five million bucks. He's going, well,
I'm married to her. I want a piece of it.
I want half.
Speaker 3 (52:50):
Would you do that, though, would you not? I mean,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
I look at the things she's done for that forty
five million dollars, and I think I'd feel bad taking it.
Speaker 3 (53:00):
She's I just think I wouldn't even want to be
associated with that money. That is vile money. Yeah, from
doing discuss speakable things. You'd want to wipe your hands
and walk away and not have any connection to us.
Speaker 1 (53:15):
It's dirty money, well literally dirty. Would you rather take
money from, like the mafia or from Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3 (53:23):
I'd rather take from neither.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
I mean, maybe the mafia, I don't know, maybe not,
maybe Bonnie Blue.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Well, you take money from Instagram videos, so let's not
let's get too high and mighty here. Oh oh damn,
I've ended the show on that. Now you're going to
be bitching at me all the way. Yeah, yeah, I
am okay. I love you, do you?
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, it's all right. It's because all the all of
them like things that I want to lash back out
at you and not radio appropriate exactly. I'm just taking
it on the chin. I'm smiling, nodding, and.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
Have a great night everyone. Yeah, we will be back
tomorrow tomorrow, and then Will and Woodye will be back
on deck. Mondays As will come and Jackie O in
the era.
Speaker 3 (54:09):
We're gonna absolutely nail the quiz tomorrow. We're gonna do
a better job.
Speaker 5 (54:13):
Just pass.
Speaker 1 (54:15):
Have a great night.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard
Speaker 3 (54:23):
H.
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