FULL SHOW: Amy’s Biggest Lie Ever

Episode Summary:
Amy makes a wild confession about faking her mum’s health to get out of work (yes, she actually said her mum had a stroke). That sparks a flood of caller confessions about the worst lies people have ever told. We also dive into the expensive things you buy but never actually use, plus the drama from the Dally M Awards where a Dolphins star turned up with his teammate’s sister.

Chris and Amy revisit the Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman updates, chat about Taylor Swift’s surprise album drop, and debate whether kids swearing is ever okay. Later, listeners check in from all over with “Where are you listening to us?”, Amy reacts to more quirky headlines in It’s News to Amy, and Chris takes a firm stand on the pokies and beer scandal rocking the footy world.

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🗒 Show Rundown:

• Getting to Know You: Amy admits she lied about her mum’s health to skip work at Woolies

• Phoner: What’s the worst lie you’ve ever told?

• Good Intentions: Expensive things you bought but never use

• Dally M’s Awards: Dolphins star brings teammate’s sister as his date

• Keith & Nicole Update: Where things stand in their split

• Taylor Swift Album: New drop announced for tomorrow

• Kids Swearing: Is it ever justifiable?

• Where Are You Listening To Us? Listeners check in from everywhere

• It’s News to Amy: Amy reacts to the day’s headlines

• Pokies & Beer Scandal: Chris makes a stand on footy controversy

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Chris Page, Amy Gerard, podcast, radio show, Keith Urban Nicole Kidman divorce, Taylor Swift new album 2025, Dally M Awards Dolphins star, funniest lies ever told, Australia’s Easiest Quiz, kids swearing debate, Woolworths work excuse, expensive things you never use, pokies footy scandal, celebrity gossip Australia

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, yeah, it's gonna be let's go.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
This is Cris Page as Amy Gerrard for the driver.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Helluvah, Hey, good afternoon everybody. How are you Australia? Hey,
Amy Gerard? How are you going? Cough co?

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 2 (00:40):
I can hear you?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, okay, cool.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
We know you were sick. We know you had I
know luenza A and B at the same time.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Apparently the cough lingers for like four to six weeks.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
It's been going on a bit.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah. Well, it took my whole family down.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I feel sorry for your husband.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
He must do you You feel sorry for.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Him all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
It is again, Yeah, I know you'll hear it all
throughout the show. Sorry, in advance, guys, you.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Where's Will and Woody? Who are these people? My next?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Chris Page and I'm Amy Gerard.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
We are filling in this week, so it's our second
last show already today and Will and wood aback from Monday.
I know it's flown by so probably no point because
it's the week's almost over. Okay, no, but we're doing
getting to know you, and it's a segment.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Where you get getting to know, getting to know.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You're going to get straight into the tunes here and
play a song, but after the song, you're going to
find out which one of us once told a vile
crook lie about a family member to get out of
a shift at Woolworths. What I mean, which one of
us is that low rat, dirty dog? I mean, I

(01:50):
don't know. We'll find out and hear that story. What
was the lie that's coming up? This is crisp page
and so who the hell.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Are we getting to know? Getting to know?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I told you just before that sky Sebastian song that
one of us has told it just a disgusting lie
a family member to get out of a shift at Woolies. Yeah,
so was Amy Gerard.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
I mean this whole week has just been getting to
know that I'm a bedweather, a nighttime, a sleepwalker, and.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Now this and a neist.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well yeah no, I mean most people know that it
will do me old by functioning.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I'll give it away. I'll do old.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Are you going to do one tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'll tell you something really embarrassing about me tomorrow, Like
I'm actually yea god shameful.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, listen, it's not my finest moment. But I just
want to preface this with saying I was fourteen and
nine months, so I was not in any means a
fully fledged adult. I started working at Woolworth and you know,
as young kids do, we I wanted to get out
of a shift one weekend and I remember calling up
and I got put on the spot, you know, I

(02:56):
was trying to get out. I said, oh, there's been
a family emergency, and I didn't really think she'd ask
me what it was, and she did and I so
I blurted out, my mum's had a stroke, and it
all came out. When my mum had popped up to
the shops, she thought, oh, go up and visit Amy
while she's working. You know, it's a checkout chick. She

(03:18):
went up to the lady at the front desk and
she said, oh, is Amy here. I won't say my
last name, and the lady goes, oh, no, her mom's
had a stroke so she wasn't able to come in today.
And my mom, the absolute queen that she is, just
held it together. She didn't throw me under the bus.

(03:40):
She did me an absolute solid and she goes, wow,
that's that's really terrible. Oh, she's my best friend.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
She could have gone one better and just had like
suddenly made one half of her body go limp.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
No, No, she didn't do that. She did me a solid,
don't worry. I heard about it when I got home.
My mom was like, oh, how was your shift today?
And I was like, yeah, really good, and she was like, yeah,
get to your room. You're grounded.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Did she? I bet she pulled that. How would you feel?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I absolutely made me feel like a piece of dog
poo underneath somebody's shoe. Yeah. And it was a horrible,
horrible lie. And I've never told anything like that since.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Let's make you feel a bit better. Please please, okay,
because Australia's listening. Thirteen one oh sixty five. Yes, give
us a call and tell us the crookest lie you've told, Like,
what do you.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
The best one to use to get out of things?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Get out of a parking ticket or you know, anything
you use it for. But it has to be really sick,
Like I don't want to hear about you know, oh
the dog ate my home. Yeah, hear about death and things. Joel.
Joel's already here, Joel, what is the crook lie that
you use?

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Hey, Joel, Hey going.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
My one is I had open eye surgery.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
When I was five years old. I was first and
ten people to have it done through my back.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Oh, I told my daughter I got bit by shark.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay, so these are the good lies. I actually have
a friend who was really sourced one night and ran
into his garage which was only like half open anyway,
almost like decapitated himself, but has this huge slice around
his neck basically end up with like twelve stitches. He
tells everyone he survived at wheeler attack and it wasn't

(05:31):
done by himself. So I love your story.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Dog.

Speaker 2 (05:34):
I'd go with I'm a firefighter and I was saving
some kids out of a burning school.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well yeah, my neck there, you could have done that too.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah yeah, I do one with my I got my
chip tooth. Yeah yeah. People say, how did you do that?
I say it was a sporting a sporting thing. But
when I can't name what sport, it was either lawn balls,
that's sport with the ball. I was blind and it
was lawn balls. Yeah, okay. Thirteen one oh six five?
Can you top using your mum having a stroke to

(06:03):
get out of a shift at Woolies. For the crookedt
lie you've used.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
This is crisp page and Amy to ride.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Amy lied about her mum having a stroke to get
out of a shift at Woolworth's. Yeah, at least you
had a lie, Usher who we just heard from.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I was just about to say, what was his excuse?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
He didn't give one. He just canceled and never really
came through. You could have at least said your mum
had a stroke?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Usher, Yeah, where's your mom?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Where's your make up? Something?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Anything?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Just it's common decency to say your mum had a
stroke at least surely, Okay, we're asking you on thirteen
one oh six y five the crooked lie you've told
to get out of something because and I want to
hear if people get busted with it as well. Yeah,
so that was all Amy's mum showing up and going
is Amy here?

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah? Because I told her crook lie but also got busted.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah that was nasty. Dave, is he Dave? What's the
crookes lie you've told? Hey?

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Davehi, I say that great, It's not my lie. It's
one of my exposus stories like to get out of
work one day, he called him sick of house.

Speaker 5 (07:01):
But you know what happened?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
He so, my grandmother died and twenty four hours later
she died.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh see, no way, that's it's like I would I mean,
not that strokes any better, but like saying someone died,
it's almost like you're putting a hex on them, aren't
you the thing?

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah, he's your boss, a witch or something, A white witch.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, white witch is a good yeah, because I.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Could never tell that, Like like, I could never do it.
You know what people say, swear on your kid's life.
I won't do it, even if I know I'm telling
the truth. I'm not going to say I swear on
my kid's life, and I'm never going to go, Well, you.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Should if you swear if it's the truth.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah. Actually I do say I'm late because like one
of the kids is sick or always, but I say,
like a cold, Yeah, I'm never going to go I
can't I need a month off work because one of
the kids has cancer. I'd never do that because I
would be like, it'll happen and it'll be my fault yep. Okay, Taylor,
have you told a really crooked lie to get out
of someone.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
Yeah, I decided a new job and I wanted to
like get out of it. I said that my dad
had died.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Dad, Well, that's so heavy. So you've just called up
and gone and my dad's passed away. Did they give
you some time off?

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
I was.

Speaker 9 (08:10):
I stood.

Speaker 6 (08:10):
I text him and then they were calling and I
was like, I'm too upset to talk my dad. Yeah,
I don't have much to do with him. So I
wasn't too bad at a life, but.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
It was still is he still alive? Now? He's still okay.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
But if he died, you wouldn't be that cut up
about it.

Speaker 9 (08:29):
It's not that cut up now.

Speaker 10 (08:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, So we're going up and not We've gone from
grandparent to dad to parent. That's right, because you can
the grandparents are good because you've got four.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Well, yes, I've got a girlfriend whose grandpa. She's used
the excuse that her grandpa's died. I reckon about thirteen times, yeah,
and I was like they're going to catch on, babe.
Like she's like, no, they don't remember if it was
the grandma or the grandpa. And I was like, yeah,
but you've said it thirteen times, not four.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Someone will make a note of you. You've only got
two grandpas. Two grandpas, And then I think, I don't
think you can go on to uncles and aunts. I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
I don't know you're getting a day off if your
uncle passed away.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Look, people, different families are different. But I think if
I'm a boss, I'm going to go uncle. But some
people have very special uncles. That's right, Holly. If you
told a really crook lie to get out of.

Speaker 9 (09:15):
Something, hey, no, I it's similar to Taylor's.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
It wasn't my lie.

Speaker 9 (09:22):
It was actually a friend of mine. She lied that
she had that her dad had passed away, but she
did it to get out of work, and she did
for two months and she got paid. It was actually
I ended up starting the job after she did. And
somebody said, oh, like you know, like so and so
dad died, right, And I was like, well, no, we didn't.

(09:43):
And I looked him up on Facebook and they're very
close and I was hosting photos of each other from
like hours prior to them everyone finding out that he
wasn't dead.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
So well, so did she get caught out?

Speaker 9 (09:56):
Yeah, well she ended up getting fired for something else.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Well yeah, yeah, so she's a scumbag around.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Yeah, it's not great.

Speaker 9 (10:06):
But yeah, she ended up getting caught out and I
actually messaged her like, dude, that is messed up.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
Have you heard of people calling in sick because a
pet has died? Have you come across that? Nah?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Actually I haven't.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
My old job worked another radio station. Someone called in
sick because their dog died, and we were sort of
going and there was a big debate in the office, going.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Is that yes, dog's a very special like man's best friend.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
What about if someone called in said, oh, my pet
rabbits died.

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well that's the thing. Why is a rabbit's life worth
less than a dog? It's still a sentient being. Sure,
but no, I would love to try and call him
sick because my rabbit died. I'm going to do that
because we're the weekend breakfast you yeah, right, and got
just Saturday mornings one Saturday morning coming up. We've just
outed yourself, so now you can't my rabbit died or

(10:56):
Richard gears on the line, my Gerbil died. Oh Richard, tell.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Us, tell us where is it now?

Speaker 2 (11:02):
This is crisp page and a speaking of the rugby league. Yeah, Amy,
Gerard Daly ms daly M's were last night. I don't worry.
We're not going to go through like a who won
Prop of the Year and stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'd love to talk about all the dresses, but you
probably didn't.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
No, I did not. Well. I noticed one lady and
one dress in particular, a gorgeous woman. One of the
male players dates because they do the NRLW Awards as well,
so there's the female players there as well. So one
of the male players dates this stunning blonde and there's
a funny story behind it. It's a Dolphins star, Tavita
Nfar who took along his girlfriend Indy. Indy the gorgeous

(11:43):
Blonde is his teammate's sister Jack Bostock or Boss Stock,
I'm not sure of the Titans. His sister, Indy the
gorgeous Blonde is dating his teammate to feed a napahu.
Now I reckon. That's a real testament that Taveta and Aphar,

(12:03):
who must be a good guy. They know your teammates
like in footy. They know everything about each other. They
know how they all carry on.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Before they know what happens on Mad Monday.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
They know how they are on the grog and everything
and if he was one of you know who the
grubs are on your team. Yes, and if one of
your grubs goes hey.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
You're not letting him anywhere near exactly nowhere.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Ne, So Tavita must be a good guy.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's still I still think it would be a little weird,
Like I was never allowed to even look in the
direction of my brother's mates.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
So are you the youngest, No, I'm the oldest.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
But having said that, we're all relative like I was
the oldest growing up. Sorry, I'm still the oldest, but
you know, when you're younger, even though I was two
years older than my brother Ben. You just I wouldn't
ever date down whereas now as a thirty nine year
old me dating a thirty seven year old guy would
be completely normal.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Sure, but when you're sixteen, you're not dating a fourteen
year old.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
But I wasn't even allowed to like converse with his mates.
I used They used to try and banish me to
my bedroom.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Your brothers, my brothers, Yes, yeah, their mates didn't.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Well, I just feel like the thing is, when you
mix friends with family, you want to hope that everything
works out, yes, because what if this guy or worse,
what I mean, not worse, but like, what if Indy,
I don't know, cheats on this dude's mate.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
If you're going a hypothetic rugby league, why don't we
say hypathetically of the rugby league.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I was trying to not stereotype.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Yeah, sure, but you know they have mad Mondays and
stuff like that, and yeah, boys trips and sometimes they
get selected for Rep football, go on the Kangaroos tour.
Don't you think Jack Bostock's going to be keeping an
eye on Tavitanafar who if he's with his sister?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, and I reckon the real winner here is Indy
because she's gone, right, my boyfriend's a footy player. It's
a risky move, but I've got my brother there keeping
eyes on him. I've got eyes everywhere those boys go
like she's the winner.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
I just I want to go back to your childhood home.
Growing up, you were what sixteen seventeen, so you had
the fourteen fifteen year old boys coming over with your
friends going, oh, there's your big sister Amy. Oh come
talk to Amy.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
And my brothers get up to your bedroom and I
was like, what this is my house? Yeah? I definitely
played up to it. No one asked for a photo,
but I'd get in a bikini and prance around the
pool just to really give it to my brothers.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Yeah, they put that one in the bank.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Having said that, though, my brothers would also give their
mates shit grief as well. So anyway, this is.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Chris Page and Amy to Ride.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Taylor Swift is back. It is this album when she's back.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
She's never left. No, she hasn't left, but she's back
with an album.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
She's got a new album and this, I mean, she's
got to be probably the only artist in the world
where her album dropping globally at two pm austraight time
tomorrow is going to bedlam. Yeah, stop the world in
it tracks right well, yeah, because everyone's going to want
to listen to this straight away.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
I wonder if my husband's going to step outside so
we can have a listen to it. He is a tailor,
Taylor Taylor Swift newest fan, Yeah, forty three year old male.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
Well I'm a fan.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Well you're a fan after you watched the show performing
in the little dresses.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
No, I was impressed by what a performer she is.
I've never seen her live and I was kicking myself
because I watched the concert on Disney Yep, that's on
at the moment, and I went, oh my god, I
wish i'd seen her when she was out here. Yeah,
I wish I've been like you. I know, Okay, I'm
going to tell everyone what the secret about you seeing
the sea Taylor Swift? Well, okay, it's really crooked when

(15:49):
you reveal it, because you know how hardcore Taylor Swift
fans were sitting there on ticketech going refreshed, refreshed, trying
to get tickets, and a whole bunch of people who
absolutely adore her missed out. Yes, Amy wasn't even a
swiftye before she came out.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
I am a I am a swifty now. I okay,
finish your story and then I'll try and just this.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Amy only went to the Taylor Swift concert as a
flex God. She was in a corporate box when her
husband worked for a tobacco company.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
My husband, Yes, my husband was taking some clients and
he said, do you want to come to Taylor Swift's concert?
And I said, well, I'll be really truthful here. I
wasn't a huge fan. I didn't really ever listen to
her music. And I said, yeah, I said yes because
a lot of my friends wanted to get tickets and
they couldn't. So I was like, I'm going to go

(16:41):
just rub it in because I'm a spiteful, dirty dog
like that. Anyway, I went to the concert, and I
am one hundred percent converted. Her presence in that arena,
her singing, the stamina, the dance moves, the costumes. I
was just in awe. I just sat there and watched

(17:01):
like I was like a tiny little kid at Christmas time,
and I just think she is absolutely incredible. Now. So
I am so glad I went.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
And your tickets paid for. It was free to buy
a product that gives me sure cancer. Yeah yeap cigarettes.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah. Well he doesn't work there anymore now, so we're good.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Did he quit because of his moral objections to it?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Probably? Yeah? That. Let's run with that.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
He got more money somewhere.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Let's just run with the first one.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Okay. Taylor Swift's new album, The Life of a show
Girl two o'clock tomorrow.

Speaker 7 (17:32):
Here.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
How many songs is she dropping?

Speaker 2 (17:34):
It is for me? Have a look. I got the
track listing twelve songs, so even I'm excited, you know
how many she writes, she writes a song, so she's
got it down to twelve. And remember we heard her
on the podcasting interviewed about it and she was like,
it was so hard leaving some songs out, but these
are the twelve that you know it's a whole album.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
You just know, Yeah, you just know they're going to
be so good.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
So that's what we're playing in full two o'clock tomorrow
before we get on the air. The whole Taylor Swift
album is going to play in full.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Maybe I'll listen to it on the way in.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
I hope you do. Yeah, the Face of Ophelia is
track one, and that is the first single. We know that, Okay,
so that's gonna we'll check that out. Track four on
the album is called Father Figure, and it a writing
credit on that song goes to George Michael. Oh, so
you know he's got the old the old song Father Figure.
So whether or not there's a sort of sample in

(18:24):
there or.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
You just know that the Swifties are going to go nuts.
They're gonna they're going to be like with the microscope
going through those lyrics, trying to find hidden clues to
like is she pregnant? When is she getting married like
like it's the Illuminati.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Basically, they're right, she does that, though she does she
does put Easter eggs in all these things. And when
she's dropping a new album, there's all these funny she's clever.
Only the most hardcore people will actually follow the clues
and work out.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
I would date her.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, me too. Yeah, but now she's got a big
dumb fiance.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
She's got a big sexy fiance.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Now big dummy.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
He's not dummy's big sexy man.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Well, okay, I'll tell you about he is. The video
for Fate of Ophelia. The rumor is that Travis Kelcey
is in that video as well.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
I just love that she got her happy ending. That's
all she wanted so far, so far. Yeah, yeah, Well
she's got the like the night and shining armor, and
he looks he's a great guy and they look really
in love.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
No, but she's a song writer, and at the end
of the day, art is pain happy, well adjusted people
not doing drugs don't write good music.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Degree I disagree. No, she's going to go deep in
the love bubble that it's going to be all really
mushy and romantic and vibrant.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
That's good for another album or two. But then what
about ten years down the track, when she's got kids,
What does she do songs about school lunches.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Well, it's not necessarily about that. It will be about
the love of a child. And yeah, or she might
not have kids. She might just travel the world and
be free.

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Track ten, I'm looking forward to all capital levels letters
canceled exclamation mark is the name of the song cant
and track twelve. The last track is the Life of
a show Girl. The title track features Sabrina Carpenter as well.
So that's I reckon. You might be hearing a bit
of that one on Yeah too, So there you go tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's exciting. I'm actually excited.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
I am looking forward to hearing it because when and
imagine the security and the the protocols in place to
keep this album secret well.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Normally, and I think it's very good because normally there's
always one that leaks, yes, and it would be so
disappointing because you've kept it under wraps and it's like
your special thing that you've created. It's all your blood,
sweat and tears, and then if it got leaked, you
just be filthy.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Well, this one she's done well, she's got a just
she's got twenty one hours to go. Take it wraps
two pm. Right here tomorrow. Taylor Swiss brand new album
playing in full.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Australia's Easiest quiz.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
So they are easy questions. But you got thirty seconds
on the clock. And that that ticking clock in your
ear does the blood pressure?

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, it makes you nervous, and I think it. I
wouldn't want to be the other person on the call.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
We haven't given away the grand yet this week. I'm
determined to sure on the air for one week. We've
got to give away.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
I have a good feeling about today.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Martine's on the line. Hi Martin, Hi Martine.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Hi guys.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
I am so excited for you as well.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
But you're happy for Amy to read these questions. She's
she's been pre reading them so there'll be no stumbling.
She's she's ready to go.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Yeah. I've been practicing, and.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I don't think you have been drinking today, have you?

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But no, not not today?

Speaker 2 (21:44):
No, not yet, me neither.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Okay, So I'll ask the first question and then Chris
can start the clock and best of luck, Martine.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Get them all right, much guys.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
All right, first question, if you freeze water, what do
you get? If you freeze water? What do you get?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Martine? Are you what is going on? She's gone this Okay,
This same thing happened yesterday and I have not touched
the button. I have not touched the thing. This happened yesterday.
What and we couldn't hear the calling station.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
They don't want us to give money away.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
I swear it's not rich. I haven't touched the thing.
I haven't. I don't know. Her phone line's still up. Okay, well,
we've got to get something. We've got to give someone
a chance at a thousand? Can we get can we
get someone else to have a crack? Oh my god?
All right, we're going to have Chloe. Okay, Chloe again.
I can you hear us? Chloe?

Speaker 8 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, no, I can hear you.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Fine? Can you guys hear me?

Speaker 1 (22:46):
You are very clear? Poor Marteen?

Speaker 8 (22:50):
I heard that yesterday, the same thing happened.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I don't know what's going on. It's and they were
We did Monday and Tuesday and they were great. Chloe,
it's your lucky day. Yeah, hopefully fingers across.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Well, if you were listening before you might have heard
the first question, so that's coming. The timer will start
at the end of that first question. Chloe, you're the
new contestant here. We good luck.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
If you freeze water, what do you get by? What
do cows drink water? How many legs does the spider have?

Speaker 9 (23:24):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (23:24):
What type of fish is nemo clownfish? Who was the
first man to walk on the moon?

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Neil Armstrong?

Speaker 1 (23:32):
What is a group of lions called?

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Oh pack?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Nineteen minus eleven? Eight? What do caterpillars turn into? What
Americans state is Hollywood in la? Oh? I was California? Yeah,
and a group of lions is called a pride.

Speaker 8 (23:55):
If I had no idea, I.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Was stressed for you. I'm stressed even reading the questions.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Yeah, it's terrible. My heart's founding.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
It's that ticking noise at the back that's like increases
your heart rate as you're trying to think.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Did you have fun, Chloe?

Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yeah, I know it was good.

Speaker 7 (24:19):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, I appreciate the opportunity.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
Thank you for listening. It's something about you reading the questions.
I'm going to do it tomorrow, and I reckon the
questions are too hard.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
So let's make them easier tomorrow, because I want to
give away a thousand bucks on a front.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I don't know if you're good at reading the questions.
I reckon, I'm faster.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
Okay, you can read them. I'm writing them all right, right, Okay,
let's do that that producers have been writing them and
I go too hard a pride for the lines.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's tricky, even the nineteen minus eleven, like the way
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
What's a cows drink milk, milk. All right, we'll do
it tomorrow. Guarantee thousand bucks tomorrow. I'm writing the questions.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
This is Crisp Page, and hey, Page, you and I
are quite similar, right, I think in some ways yeah,
well yes, in yep, different in others. But I feel
like you is one of those people that buys stuff
and then never uses it.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
I think it's we both have ADHD, and that is
as impulse, impulsiveness and obsession.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Yes, So, what I've come to realize is that I
have a whole heap of crap around my house, and
it's a result of me fixating on something, going all
in on it, and then using it for like one
or two weeks, and then discarding it because I've moved
on to something else, my new fixation. I I don't

(25:42):
even think it was on. It wasn't one of those
Daniel's directs at ads, but it may as well have been.

Speaker 8 (25:47):
That.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I have not watched Free to Wear TV in the
middle of the night for a long time.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
I think they still exist.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Is Daniel's. Someone tell us give us a call if
Danel's directed still on? If you watch if you watch
Channel seven in the middle of the night, what's on?

Speaker 1 (25:59):
I don't know the night or in the middle of
the day. I used to think it was in the
middle of the day.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
I'm not sure it exists anymore because now you've just
got Amazon right with the same same deal.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Well Amazon's amazing, actually, But I went through this phase
where I love to go for a walk every day,
and then obviously winter rolled around and I was like,
it's too cold. It's morbidly freezing out there. I'm not
going out there. I'm going to buy a walking pad.
I didn't want to buy a treadmill because they're huge.
I just wanted to buy a little pad. A lot
of people put them underneath their working desks and they

(26:30):
so they walk whilst they're working, which just that seems wild.
I don't know how to do that.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Like mini treadmill. Like there's a conveyor belt.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yes, so it's like a conveyor belt, but there's no sides.
And in my head I was going to put it
in the lounge room and I was just going to
walk whilst I watched all my shows.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
How much was it?

Speaker 1 (26:48):
It actually wasn't that much. It was about two hundred
dollars and I bought it and I put it out
and I think I use it for two days and
I have never used it since. My kids actually use
it as a toy. One of my sons puts all
his lego pieces on it and then like literally watches
it as it goes and it can do all different speeds.

(27:09):
It has never ever been used for me to walk
on and exercise pretty much after those two days, and
it got me thinking, there is so much dumb shit
in my house that I've bought, thinking that it's going
to make me better, a better person, fitter, a better cook.
I bought a Thermo thinking it would make me an
exceptional cook.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Of the Thermo mix. The Thermo mix, so they are
about two grand or something and.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
They are about a thousand. I bought a budget one
and I've given it to my girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
Now, you never used it.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I did not use it once.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I love my air fryer thermo. I just I thought
I was going to make all these I was going
to make dough pizza bases. Apparently you can make really
good cocktails. I mean that was the sell in for me.
Didn't use it once. It just lived up in a cupboard.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
And your walking pad reminds me of remember we Fit.
Remember the Nintendo Wii.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
When it came out and you can play tennis, and.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
You got tennis, but and there was the Wii Fit
program where you'd have to do all that. Oh, I said,
I said, this is the future exercise, this is the
new Chris.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Did you buy one?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
And how many times did she use it?

Speaker 2 (28:16):
Three?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:17):
See? Is it still sitting around your house?

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No? I think I just binned it. Oh, I don't
even know.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
I at least gave my thermo to a girlfriend.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, I don't think anyone. Does anyone still have a
Nintendo Wii? I wonder if anyone still?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I think have you ever bought anything thinking that it
was going to make you better at something and it
or like I don't know, like fitter or.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
That did an exercise bike. I've still got the exercise bike.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Yeah, I just I've got a girlfriend who bought a
reformer machine and she's like, I'm gonna do pilates at home,
and I said, I bet you my left kidney. You don't.
And now she just uses it as her clothes horse.
As a clothes horse, so she just that's exactly what
we dumped in ground.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Get Drys towels really well, exercise bike, it's fantastic once
you wipe all the cobwebs off.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
Golf clubs I know, well, I know women play golf too,
but I've got a lot of blokes would be like
golf clubs. For me. I had an eight hundred dollars
set of golf clubs, so they're okay. But I kept
slicing it and I thought, you know what it is.
It's because my golf clubs are only eight hundred dollars.
If I buy a two thousand dollars set.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Of golf it's going to make you a better golfer.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
My drive will just be arrow straight every time.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
It was definitely the clubs and not you right.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
I've used those clubs once I got through five holes
of an eighteen hole golf course. Five Why because I
cracked it and walked back to the car park and
like threw a club into the water.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Oh you've done a happy Gilmore and drove home like
a silk. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Are you too good for your home?

Speaker 1 (29:46):
You'd go to your home ball?

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Paula's called in with I think she's got a question.
Hi Paula, Hi, Paula.

Speaker 10 (29:53):
Hi guys.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
Yes, you.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Want my walking back pall. You got to come and
pick it up. I can't. I can't send it. You
can come and pick it up.

Speaker 8 (30:08):
The rest you want for.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Oh you can you paid that two hundred?

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Yeah, you can have it for one hundred.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
For one hundred, Yeah, on.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Go lower than that, go lower. Yeah, seventy five, seventy five.
You in, Paula, I'll have it.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Up.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
She's picking it up. Yeah, it's like it's like a
council clean up for fifty.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
You said you're not using it.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I'm trying to think what else I can offload you,
paul up. I'm just trying to think.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Okay, Paula, you come around to Amy's place tonight and
just go through a garage and you can just you know,
have all of this crap that she's bought. Yes, we
are not doing we're not doing by swap and sell.
Do not call for that, but we would like to
hear from you on thirty one or six y five.
What's the the good intention purchase you bought? How much
did you spend on something that you've either never used

(31:00):
or used like once or twice.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, that's something that was really expensive that it has
just been the biggest waste of money.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Yeah, I want to hear that, like the biggest, like
six figure is something that you never actually used. Give
us a call thirteen one of sixty five. The good
intention purchase you made?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
That?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Now you just go what was I thinking? Thanks a
lot Dano's direct.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
This is Chris Page and Amy's ride.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
We're talking the purchases that you make with great intentions. Yes,
you make a commitment so that exercise bike then.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
You swear you're going to use it is a good
clothes rack.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Guy's the towels yell.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
The shape of the walking pat is used now as
a basically a roller coaster for my kid's toys.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, how much did you spend on something with great
intentions and basically never use it. I would love to
hear from someone who still has an Nintendo Wii and
actually uses it that died. Holly is here, Holly on
thirty one oh sixty five. What was your purchase with
good intentions?

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yes?

Speaker 10 (31:59):
Well, as a fellow ADHD My whole for you page
on TikTok is how to manage ADHD. Yes, and I
was targeted by an ADHD manager met app. Yes, we're
going to fix all my problems. I feel like I've
seen this yep, yes, yes. So it was a three
month free trial, so I thought, I'm going to be
a genius. Within three months, it's going to be fine.

(32:20):
And then I'm currently paying sixty dollars a month for
an ADHD app that I have not used beyond a week,
and it's actually too hard to cancel the membership. So
it's just still rolling over.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
But it's because you've got ADHD. It's like it's our brains.
We have too many tubs open. We start one and
then we don't finish anything, and it's physically impossible to
to finish when you've got it.

Speaker 10 (32:41):
Reminders, yes, and the reminders that come in ow. I've
just my brain's just adjusted to them, so I just
don't even use the aspidos.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
And which evil genius came up with marketing and app
to people who can't concentrate on anything with a free
trial that then locks you into sixty dollars a month.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
Someone very clever.

Speaker 10 (32:57):
They're very actually a business model that's definitely worth pursuing
for anyone.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
For you know, we got three people with ADHD on
the air at once right now, we could just go
all day, just drop all this.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I don't even remember what we were talking about.

Speaker 10 (33:10):
Yeah, I've got to walk for sale to.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
You do?

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Oh yeah, here we are? Evertt is on the line?

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Ever?

Speaker 2 (33:17):
What was your purchase with good intentions?

Speaker 8 (33:21):
My purchase was an event by the way, are you idiot,
Chris Well?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Who the hell? Event like that?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
No, that I would have pronounced it right.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
I purchased a sauna blanket and I used it like
ten times.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
I have awpen intentions because I didn't.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
Want to buy a big sauna.

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yes, yes, and I'm like, you know, this.

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Is great and everything, but it's just a freaking hassle.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
The day is this the.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
One where you basically you have to lie it down
on the floor and then you've got to wait for
it to heat up, and then you kind of get
in it. So it's kind of like a.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Yeah, etc.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
No, one of those things that you take when you
go camping, like a mear mattress. No, the things that
you get in a sleeping bag, a sleeping bag. It's
like a sleeping bag, right. I've actually seen them. I
feel like they'd be good in winter, but they also
look like they'd just been an absolute hassle and a
pain in the ass to set.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Up, right, And I wish I just bought a sauna.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was gonna say, you probably would have got more
use out of us on and of it.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
I'd love to know where you saw a sauna blanket
for sale? Was this on TV? It's three Facebook?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Facebook?

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Yeah, it's all the good stuff down there.

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Thanks for the call if it. Yeah, Nicole, what was
your purchase with good intentions that didn't go so well?

Speaker 1 (34:38):
So?

Speaker 7 (34:38):
About ten years ago, my husband convinced me to buy
the most niche cooking gadget you can think of. It's
called a suzi. Essentially, you put this contraption in a
pot of water and it boils your food within like
a vacuum sealed bag. So his uncle, the chef, made

(34:58):
us the most incredible meal and he was like, I
have to have it. So we had to buy the
whole kitten kaboodle, all the bits to go with it.
And it has never been open. In the back of
our cover it, it's never.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Even been opened. What kind of food do you cook
in it? Like fish and stuff?

Speaker 7 (35:15):
Yeah, yeah, so the dish that we had was like
a salmon dish was incredible. But yeah, so like you
can get the vacuum sealed ones like the range they
do on it Aldi. It's got Lambshanks and they're incredible. Yes,
so I was. I was on board, and I said,
give me twenty recipes that we'll use, and he did
and we never even opened it to look at it.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
You just got to stick to those audi's. Anything that's
done for you that makes your life easier, that's where
you've got a shop. That's where you got to spend
your money.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Do you want to sell it, Nicole? How much do
you want to do with your souv'ed four?

Speaker 7 (35:49):
Honestly, it's about ten years old, so you could get
it for way cheaper than what we would have spent.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
How much was it actually?

Speaker 7 (35:56):
I think altogether we spent maybe three hundred because we
had to buy the SOUVD and then we had to
buy the vacuum sealer and the bags to go with it.
None of it's been opened.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
If you want it, you can give us a call.
We'll look we're doing by swap and sell. Yeah, thank
you for.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
This.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Is Chris Page and Amy.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
You know, every time I hear cold Play, now all
I think about is that the CEO, the kiss cam
and the you are getting busted And now we're talking
about a very sad story. Nicole and Keith. We've had
a few days for the pain of the story to
wear off. Obviously, I was shook when I first heard
of it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
It was has been very upset about it.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, but the dust has settled a little bit. I've
come to accept it. I'm in that stage of grieving.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Oh you know them.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Personally, I feel like I good, Okay, Yeah, there are
Australians there. Nineteen years you were.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
You were very much out out straight out the gate.
You were very much team Keith, and I said nut.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
I've met Keith and he was like such a nice
guy to interview.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
He always are.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Lovely and wouldn't shut up about Nicole as well, how
much he loved it.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
When was that though, that.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
This is probably ten years yeah, and now Yeah, in
the last twelve months or so, they're like, don't bring
up Nicole.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Didn't someone bring him up? And he hung up?

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Yeah, Brecky radio show. He just clicked there you go.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
It's probably that first crack.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Right there behind the scenes right now, because these big
celebrities have teams, right yeah, Keith Urban's PR.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Is doing a really crappy job, and.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
His crisis management team, and he's all of them. They'd
be going into overdrive right now because I think he's
losing the PR.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Battle right Oh no, I would say he's already lost it.
It's only a matter of time before his new girlfriend
comes out and admits that she's pregnant.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
Well, we don't know that he's I know this.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Is all speculations, but to take all of this with
the grant of.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Salt and apparently, yeah, he's moved to a new joint
Tennessee and there's a younger woman on the scene, and
Nicole's devastated.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
And she was from the music industry and they were
working closely together. It's your cliche like office romance b s.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
That's where the speculations come in though as to who
it might be, because on stage, there's a song he
wrote about Nicole Kidman and the other night or sorry,
not the other night, I don't know when very recently, though,
he changed the lyrics of that song on stage to
make it about a twenty five year old female guitarist
in his band who was on stage. I think was

(38:26):
a birthday or something. Did he sing it, Yeah, he
sang the song, but he changed like one of the
lines in the song to be about her because I
think it was a birthday. But anyway, so people are going,
oh my god, the song about Nicole, and they're joining
the dots here. It's a bit of a leap, but
you're going, you've taken the song that was about Nicole
and changed it to take it about a twenty five
year old hot female guitarist.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Oh imagine imagine being Nicole. And she's done all these
articles gushing over him, getting excited to celebrate their twentieth
wedding anniversary and talking about how having showers together keeps
the romance and the spark alive, and she clearly loves
him and all all whilst he is just we don't

(39:09):
know that king love hard eyes at his guitarist.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
I reckon, there's no way the twenty year old. I
bet the guitarist isn't the other woman, but I bet
I bet known better, Like Keith, don't sing about other
women in your band, because you know how the daily
mail works, Keith. They're going to say it's about her.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
My money is on him coming out with her, and
they've been there, they're together, and she'll be knocked up soon.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
What's the shower thing?

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Apparently she made a comment saying that there's two showers,
you know those you get those big bathrooms and the
two shower heads, so you can have showers together and double, yeah,
like a big double shower, so you can have showers
and talk and cuddle and adult cuddle and all that
kind of stuff and just.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
And that's what they had.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, Apparently she said it was a really nice little
ritual that they had going on.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
Wouldn't it be more intimate to like both cram into
a single shower.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
No, my husband tries to do that with me and
then one person, mainly me, just always ends up freezing
cold because he's a man mountain and I'm like, get out?

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Does he ever? Does he we in the shower?

Speaker 1 (40:12):
He whe's in the shower every every morning.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
That's a mood killer when someone wheeze on your leg
in the shower.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
No, how did we end up here? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:22):
Adhd so Keith and Nicole Yes, Slitsville. Yeah. Anyway, Keith
needs something big to come back.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I don't know. I don't know how he wins people
over him. He's turned comments off on his Instagram. Don't
even bother trying to go over there and troll him
because all comments are off.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
I don't know how he comes back. I think he's
going to go to ground soon and just disappear, and
then he'll wait for everything to blow over, as everything does.
Look at that coldplay thing. No one's talking about that anymore.
I just did well, you just very quickly.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
But a big divorce five hundred million dollars between them,
a lot of property and money. They've also got to
divide up all of their hair straighteners and gets which one.

Speaker 1 (41:01):
So, and there's kids involved, which is never nice.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
This is Chris Page and Amyride.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Heg. I want to ask you a question, you know,
how like we're raising kids, right, Sure, we're fully grown
adults and we know better.

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Well, you've got three kids. I've got two boys six
and eight. You've got two boys that same age and
an older an older girl.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
And obviously swearing is not allowed in our household. My
husband and I will occasionally swear. We try not to
swear in front of the kids, but I mean, in
this day and age, it just it slips out, and
we never swear at them. But it's more like, if
you're excited, there may be an F bomb here anyway.
Unbeknownst to me, I have actually caught my two boys

(41:49):
having what I can only refer to as a swear off.
And I was sitting in the study, which is around
the corner from the lounge room, and I think they
thought I was upstairs now, And when I tell you,
they were wrestling on the lounge and then it kind
of got a bit heated, as it does with boys.
Next minute, all I hear is F bomb, galores, F this,

(42:13):
f U F everything. And I was I'm gonna say
the word shook, because that's how the young kids speak.
But I was so taken back because they obviously don't
speak like that around me or Ryan, my husband, and
I walked out there and I did the whole I'm
not even mad. I'm just so so disappointed. Now we

(42:37):
live in a street with lots of kids, a lot
of them are older. My kids tend to be are
the youngest of the bunch. But I just think swearing
these days is so much more prevalent than it was
when we were younger. Like I don't remember. I remember
an shiit here and there, but like I never really
swore at all growing up.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No, because we get bashed.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
I'd get smacked and sent to my room, for sure.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, because I Todd my son, Oscar is in kindy,
says he's old in kindy and he's some behavior things
that we've had a few meetings at school. Sure, because
he and he took another kindy boy down to a
part of the playground you're not meant to go into lunchtime,
and a bunch of you sixers went in there to
tell the two kindy boys how you're not meant to

(43:24):
be in this area the school. Oscar told a bunch
of you sixes to f off now in kindy. Yeah,
and he's ballsy, I know. And when the teacher told
us I had to really try to not look proud
because I mean, that's that's he's got balls.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah. Well, you know, I told you my middle child
loves to draw on himself, and he's reverted back to
PG words. It's normally his name or he wrote hello.
But the very first time he took to himself on
his arm with a permanent marker, he wrote F you
like the whole word F you see yeah, we know

(44:00):
what the yeah, yeah yeah, but on his arm in
permanent marker. And when I tell you, I had to
get dumption out and I was probably took a way
a layer of his skin, but I was shees greater.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Next time, he won't do it again.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
But it's so it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
The answer is violence, because it's not if I was
when we were at school back in the day, right,
the eighties or nineties whatever, when we were at school,
if you told a bunch of older kids to off,
they'd bash you.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
But now the kids like violence is bad, yes, you know.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Well yes it is. Yeah, you know what, my mom.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
There's no bashing, there's no retribution. Well, there's no attrition.
There's no attrition for swearing.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
There's no consequences exactly.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
So yeahids, I mean, you complain about your boys bashing
each other all the time, Well, they're saying if you
they're using their words amy.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Well no, they're they're bashing each other and swearing. So
it's double whammy. I've probably failed them as a parent.
But what my mum used to do when we were
younger is if she ever heard us use a curse word,
she would chase us around the house with hot English
mustard and then she would be like, open your mouth,
and if we didn't, she just smear it on our lips.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Did it work?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Absolutely? It did. And then if it wasn't hot English mustard,
it was a bar of soap.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, I had soap. My grandmother was old school.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I mean that feels a little bit abusive, like you
will take this bar of soap and ramming it into
a kid's mouth. That I mean. I know we've all
taken on a bit more of a softer parenting approach,
but I think I think I'm I think I'm going
to bring out the hot English mustard.

Speaker 2 (45:36):
You need to bring back belting.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
No, we don't nod hot English mustard. I feel like
that's a happy medium. I actually love the stuff now,
so it's so good, but I didn't like it when
I was you know, eight.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
No, So what I'm nervous about with my six year
old and eight year old boys is I've heard they've
both dropped f's. They know it, they pick it up.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Did they do it in front of you?

Speaker 2 (45:59):
No? Not unless they're you know, when they're just emotionally deregulated.
Brain isn't even working. Yes, you know, meltdown they have
a few times.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
What I'm nervous about is the sea word, because we
haven't here an eight year old. No say that. I
don't want to, but I want is that? Do they
know that at school?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
I don't think they really know half of it, Like
this is an inappropriate story, but like we've got because
of all the older kids on our street and they
know all like the mom's names and stuff. They'll write
one of the mum's names loves BBC.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
The British the British Broadcasting, Yes, exactly that, but they'll
write it in chalk on the road and thank god
it rains and gets washed off quickly.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
But Home was absolutely mortified, and so were the other moms.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
As Amy loved BBC they say that on the thing.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
I don't think I've no my name hasn't been dropped yet.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
But you do love that British News.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've watched it a few times.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
The British News whenever you can.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
This is Crisp.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Page and a bunch of radio stations around Australia. But
no one where we're broadcasting from can actually tell us
everywhere that we're on air. You'd think there'd be a
list somewhere surely of the radio stations. And there's places
we didn't know we were talking to, right yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
We don't know who were We don't even know who's listening.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I'll tell you story. You don't know who's listening to
the radio, like right now, there could be a serial killer.
Chances are they're a serial killer listening to us all
the things around Australia. I used to work at Triple
M and Triple M was because it's like a Bogan
rock station. It was number one in jails, so in
one of the supermax prison where Ivan Malat was locked

(47:39):
up before he died, So the other prisoners in super
Max used to listen to our show on Triple M
and Ivan Malatt used to get really angry because he
overheard the show and he found our show distasteful. Ivan
Mulatt found our radio show distasteful. Do I wear that
as a badge of honor?

Speaker 8 (48:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
You bet?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, I bet you do.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
So I'm thirty one or six five? Can you tell
us where the hell are we on? Where are you listening?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:07):
And tell us something about you know where you are? Shannon?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
Hi, guys, Ny, how are you going?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Where are are you on the central coast of New
South Wales?

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:19):
We know the central Now whereabouts?

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I'm at Wongara?

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Okay, see, I don't don't even know that place exists.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Now are you listening? Are you picking up the signal
from Kiss one O six five in Sydney?

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Okay, so you pick up the Sydney six So we're
not actually broadcasting on one of the central coast stations.
Just have a good aerial.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
I've got a good aerial.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Amazing, Good on your Shannon, Thank you so much for listening.
Ke Harney, Am I saying that right? Hi? Key Harney?

Speaker 1 (48:49):
That eight is clearly like a blind decoration? I love it,
k I love it.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Where are you?

Speaker 7 (48:58):
I'm from a little town called Wooden Bong on the
northern New South Wales Queensland border.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Wooden Bong h Is that near like nimb Iron nimb.

Speaker 9 (49:09):
No, it's at an hour and a half inland from there.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Okay, so the Northern Rivers, right, that's a beautiful part
of the world.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Yeah, it's beautiful.

Speaker 9 (49:16):
We sit right under a beautiful mountain called Mount Linday.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
So have you heard of Wooden Bomb?

Speaker 2 (49:23):
No? Yeah, we're on Hey. This is cool.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
You'll have to come through a visit Wooden Bomb.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
It's probably Hey.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
And they're all high as Michelle is here? Michelle? Where
are you? Where are we on for you?

Speaker 9 (49:42):
I'm from Regional Victoria, a town called.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
Leon gathera Leon.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Is that where the mushroom ladies from?

Speaker 5 (49:52):
You would be correct?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Is that where they've got they've got poisonous mushrooms out
in Leon Gatha.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Well, I think it's fair to say that.

Speaker 7 (50:01):
I think mushrooms sells.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, wow, Leon.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Gather, you've taken the heat off because the people Adelaide
will be very happy with you, because now people have
forgotten about the bodies and the barrels in Adelaide, and
now they'll just about that in Leon gather. You're welcome Adelaide.
I remember we are on in Adelaide. Kylie is here, Kylie?
Where else are we on? Where are you?

Speaker 8 (50:25):
What are in Churchill? Victoria?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Churchill in Victoria?

Speaker 2 (50:30):
How far out of Melbourne is Churchill?

Speaker 8 (50:33):
Probably about two hours and hours?

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Tell us something about the town.

Speaker 8 (50:39):
It has a cigar and a pub burnt down.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
It's got a cigar, is a big statue.

Speaker 8 (50:49):
Yeah, it's after Winston Churchill.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
A big cigar also, Yeah, like there's the big banana,
the big apple. You've got the big cigar.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
I did not know a big cigar even existed. I'm
going to google it now.

Speaker 8 (51:04):
The pub burnt down.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
And what's the name of the radio station in Churchill
that we're on.

Speaker 8 (51:09):
It's k k K Kiss one o one double one Kiss.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
One o one double one Kiss one one one.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's the Melbourne one. Yeah, so you're picking up the
Melbourne six.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
She's got a good satellite too.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Shar Day. I hope I'm saying that right. I'm shocking
with the name.

Speaker 9 (51:29):
That's perfect.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Where are you, Shad.

Speaker 9 (51:33):
I'm from a small town that's about two hours two
and a half hours southwest Sydney.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Yeah, or southwest Sydney.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
So like what's it called?

Speaker 9 (51:43):
Yeah, just this past or like fifteen past there.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
What's the area called Buxton buck Stoxton? Have you heard
of that?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
Yes? You have, Yes, I have heard. I think I've
been to Buxton.

Speaker 9 (51:54):
I used to drive down not very small, it's nothing here.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I used to drive down to Picton and we would
go and visit Picton Tunnels because apparently there's this urban
myth that they're haunted that. Have you ever visit visited
Picton Tunnels or is that just a weird Yeah?

Speaker 7 (52:10):
Yeah, A lot of a lot of people say it is.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yes, come and visit you next time I go down there.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Great story, Yeah, probably. Amy just gave me the finger. Yeah,
I did, Nicole, last one, Nicole coming, tell us one
more place in Australia that's weird and wonderful that we're on.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Right now, Jen Dowie, Jen.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
Dowie, that's Queensland, right.

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Jan Dowie, It is a Queensland.

Speaker 8 (52:32):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Are you in the burbs or are you coast or whereabouts?

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Okay, So if you head along the Warrigo Highway and
go through Tormba and continue west and then you go
through Dolby and then you hook a right, hook a
right towards Mandabra.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh, I know that. I know. I've heard of Dolby.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Story about Dolby as well.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Delby diehards. Yes, they're the rugby team out there right.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Oh yeah, and they've actually got a fantastic high school
music group out there as well.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Yes see. Yeah, that's a good story. Not a ship one.

Speaker 2 (53:07):
What station do you listen to us on? Dorlby? What's it?

Speaker 5 (53:11):
Jan Dowie Dowie, Yeah, fifty k is from Derby's radios.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Question.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
I think it's just is the what I sink? Maybe
it's picking up on Brisbane. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
I just keep it on Jan Dowie's number one hit
music station.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
Amy does not watch the news, blissfully ignorant, and to
tell you the truth, I am trying to live more
of your lifestyle because the news is it's bad. It's
bad for your mental health.

Speaker 1 (53:40):
It's depressing. But I don't know, I can't you like
to be across it? You like my dad like I have.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Do you feel like you have a duty?

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Maybe it's a male thing. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
I watched the news, so you don't have to. So
it's time for it's news to Amy. It's for you now,
it's news to Amy. Okay, So I'll read out some headlines.
You tell me if you're interested in delving into them, sure, bring,
or you can just say past. We'll move straight on.
US government shuts half, Trump goes new clear pass. Okay,

(54:09):
Trump and new clear.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
Anything with Trump just instant past.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
But nuclear scares me.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
He's got the again, depressing Okay.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Robbie Williams life changing medical diagnosis.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Oh I like Robbie.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I love Robbie.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Okay, tell me.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
Robbie Williams has revealed that he's found out that he
has Turet syndrome.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
And this is syndrome. When I think of Tourette's, I know,
obviously it's not all just like yelling out a curse words.
I know it can present in like ticks and stuff exactly,
But which one does he?

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I think a lot of it doesn't get done anymore.
But you know, movies and things it would make fun
of Tourett's. It's people yelling out inappropriate things. Robbie Williams
apparently has internal turets, and I've never heard heard of
that either, but it's sort of it's effectively, it's sort
of voices in your head. But it's a thing internal tourets.
I'd never heard of it. I'm going to google that
later exactly. Well, internal tourets is a thing.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
I have voices in my head every night.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
You might have internal a look a Sidney Sweeney's new
relationship official.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
Oh yeah, she's a babe.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Who's she dating of Sidney Sweeney? She's dating officially photographed
holding hands out of public Scooter Braun.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
No way, that's the guy controversial about music Taylor Swift. Yeah,
he's he the guy that ripped off Taylor Swift allegedly. Yeah,
he did a big podcast and I think she had
to like buy her own songs back or he used
to manage Justin Bieber. There's been some pretty hectic allegations. Also,

(55:45):
he's got really really obvious fake weird veneer teeth.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Yeah, yeah, there was some pretty seedy CEDD.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Not see that for her. She's a babe, she could
have anyone she wants. Sam Higher, Tom Hardy, Scooter.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
Braun who used to produce everything for Taylor Swift. Yes,
has been photographed holding hands with one of the most
famous hot right now, Women in the World, Sidney Sweeney
the day before, or Taylor Swift drops her new album
Oh You Reckon.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
It's an intentional hard launch.

Speaker 2 (56:15):
I don't know that's timing anyway. Another new story, Greta
Thunberg detained by Israeli military.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Can I say path sure? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
No, one wants to.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Hear about that?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Annoying little vegan not annoying? No, yes she is. How
dare you.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Look?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I believe, don't don't write letters. I believe in climate change. Yes,
I just don't want to hear about it if it
just don't lead to me.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Who's the ignorant one?

Speaker 5 (56:42):
Now?

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Yeah, exactly. Keith Urban's cocaine clause in prenup.

Speaker 1 (56:49):
Yeah, tell me about that. Yeah, just so in.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Nicole and Keith's prenup one of the clauses that came out.
So Keith was an addict and alcoholic and a cocaine addict.
Went to rehab very early on in their marriage. They'd
only been married about four months, went to rehab. Say
it got sober for the marriage. Yes, Well, there's a
clause in the contract that Keith and would have sorry,
Nicole Kidman, would have to pay Keith Urban nine hundred

(57:14):
thousand dollars for every year they were married, as long
as he stayed away from drugs and alcohol.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
Why don't know who got that in a contract?

Speaker 2 (57:25):
And it's called the cocaine clause.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
So he was basically wait, so either either she's incentivizing
him or he's blackmailing her and saying, if you don't
want me to do these drugs and whatnot, you've got
to pay me what nine hundred close to a million
dollars every year.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I should try that with my wife. Good luck, Georgie.
If you don't give me nine hundred thousand dollars A ye, yeah,
every year to go on a bender. I'm going to
do a beak full of personality salt.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah wow, Keith urban Is, cause he's gone dawn in
my book.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
Okay, the cocaine clause anyway, that's news to Amy frisk Page.
And we've just had the AFL Grand Final, NURL Grand
Final coming. But a lot of the teams that well
all of the teams except Broncos and Storm for this weekend,
have had their Mad Mondays. They've finished the season. They're
letting off some steam. The AFL, the Cats, the Geelong

(58:28):
players are getting crap for their costumes, you know, just
a mad Monday. It's a come on, can we like not?

Speaker 1 (58:34):
What do you mean people are like? People are outrage.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Well one of them just up as a female journalist
and it's like, well, you know it's not I.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
Mean, at the end of the world, I know, Mad Monday.
I feel like Mad Monday is for like teenagers and
in your twenties, Like these are grown men with children
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
But they're football players. Their brains have fully developed.

Speaker 10 (58:55):
I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I just can't believe the big kids they really are.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
Yep, all right, well this is another thing that is
it really a big deal? Do we need to maybe
it's a new segment. Is it a big deal? Is
it a big with Chris?

Speaker 5 (59:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (59:08):
I was going to say.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
Chevy Stewart is a young Raiders fullback. He plays for
the canber Raiders and he was out in Sydney the
other night. Ye Now, I reckon let him go for this.
He's been charged with malicious damage over an incident at
the Cronulla Spot. Nordy's there and he did something I've
done the exact same thing, precise judging. No, I reckon,

(59:32):
they's charging him because he's a footy player. Yeah, okay,
he poured a drink into a pokey and I mean
we've all.

Speaker 1 (59:41):
Been like where the money goes or in the tray?

Speaker 2 (59:43):
I assume it was where the money goes, you pour
it because in the tray is not going to do it?

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Why because he was down or something.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
They don't have trays anymore because they don't they don't
actually pack coins.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
And when you get a ticket and he got charged, okay,
you'd walk him out for sure, kick him out, make him,
ban him from Northy.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
I am banned from a joint Norsey's, I'm banned from another.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
I feel like you might be be banned from a
few joints.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
No, I got banned for exactly the thing, pouring a
beer into the note, except in the Pokemon because I
was very angry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
I get it. Pokey machines ruined lives. I'm surprised people
haven't punched on with them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Oh wait, I'm sure they have punched on. Well, No,
you'll hurt your fist. What you do is pick up
the stool and smash the screen with it. No, I'm
not encouraging it, but it is all over YouTube because honestly, Pokey's. Yeah,
they ruin lives. They prey on addictions and vulnerable people
and take away money from They take food off the table,

(01:00:38):
as the Whitlam's sung in, blow up the pokies. So
this is a victimless crime player pouring a beer into
a poky. Don't charge him with malicious damage. It's getting
one back against the Pokey, the one armed bandits.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
It's still property that wasn't his, and he may have
damaged it. Maybe it doesn't work. Now, did yours work
after you bettered a beer?

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
No, it fizzed out when I first poured the beer
into it. But when I was back the next time,
which is when they caught me and banned me for
the security footage that Pokey was working.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Fine, it probably costs a lot of money to get
it fixed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Yeah, and I guess it made that money back in
about ten minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:01:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Listen, I hate Pokey's as well, but you damage someone
else's property, you gotta there's consequences.

Speaker 2 (01:01:21):
Blow up the pokies, like the Whitlam said it, blow
up the poke get rid of the poky because they've
taken the food off the tea. Yeah, anyway, Chevy Stewart
he's a good kid. Let him go, Let him go.
Boys will be boys. Oh no, okay, am I canceled.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
You're going to get canceled in a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Books of Masculinity, Yes it is. It's given a pokey
a lesson, giving it a bit back. Sure, good on
your chevy, good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Name, getting good. Well, yeah, you guys can.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Catch up anyway. There's no big deal about. That's a
victimless crime. Pouring a drink into a poke machine.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Okay, all right, get out of here. The end, the
end of this show and all of your codswallop.

Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
We got one more to go, four o'clock tomorrow. We'll
be back driving home in for Willham Woody and then
the boys are back on Monday. So and we got
to give away. We're giving away a thousand dollars. I
want to make sure that the easiest questions ever.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
I'm going to read it are like a speed reader. Yep.
I'm gonna practice tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:14):
All right, see you tomorrow, have a great night.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
By bye.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
This is Chris Page and Amy to ride