March 29, 2025 • 38 mins
Amy talks about her daughter and bullying has impacted her life at school, plus what can Amy do to help using your tips and help.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning. That remains to be seen. Chris Page and
a Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey, how you doing everyone? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How you doing, Paigey?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, I'm I'm going fine. How are you, my love?
You've battled in today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I'm here, though I sound a little bit croaky.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Didn't you test positive to pneumonia?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My god?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Positive for some sort of stream of it. I don't know.
I'm on the antibiotics now, so I'm definitely on the mend.
But I have absolutely felt better.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, and I'm thundering the week though. I speaking to
our producer and the bosses. They said, oh, we're going
to get Amy to do a COVID test because she's
a bit unwealth. I said, don't worry about it. I
don't believe in COVID. I've never had it. I don't
think it's real. I'm happy to come in the studio
either either way. There went no mate, when I worried
about you. We don't want to coming in and giving
(01:04):
it to Kyle and Jackie over because if they're sick,
we lose millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, there's nothing quite, there's nothing enjoyable about shoving those
things up your nose? Is there, like do your eyes
water COVID? But I'm still I still did one. I've
got the ones with the COVID and the irs the nose,
all down the up the nose, and they all came
back negative. But I was battling, so I was like,
I'm going to the doctors.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I just liked your first text to me on about Wednesday,
going I can't swallow.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It was like rose of blade.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Not with that attitude. Yeah, overnight, your crook here big
earthquake in Asia. I'm fascinated by earthquakes and tectonic plates
and seismic activity and how this works. This was a
biggie seven point seven on the Richter scale, which is
a big earthquake. You've seen the videos Meanmar or Burma.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Old school people call it so and that whole building
construction is collapsed.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Was Yeah, several buildings coming down, but the big one.
And it looked like nine to eleven, isn't it When
the building comes down, all the dust, yes, spreads and
people running.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's terrifying bang Kok.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
As well, was you know what they say about the
old proverb about Bangkok had man a man getting on
plane sideways is going to Bangkok anyway. But Bangkok had
the big buildings and the rooftop pools. You've ever been
in a rooftop pool, I'm like a fifty story building
at a hotel I have.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, not while there's been an earthquake though.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The pools spilling out down buildings, yeah, well yeah, but
not a not so fun.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I would be absolutely terrified if I saw a video
on Deli Mail and there was like people on the
rooftop fifty seven levels up or something and the pool
had turned into like this wave pool and the water
was gushing out. I would be shitting bricks.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And these people there were palms. They were going, oh
my god, look.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
At that, Look at that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Isn't it crazy? Ah, you're so intrepid. Good on you
people of Burma and Thailand this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yards.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So, Paigi, I've got a little bit of a dilemma
going on.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know how.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Obviously when your kids start school, you hear about kids
being mean to each other. Right, all three of mine
are at school now, and up until a couple of
weeks ago, my daughter had kind of coasted through different classes,
different circles of friends. Some left and whatnot. But as
(03:31):
far as I knew kind of untouched by I want
to say, I don't want to use the word bullies.
I want to say mean girls. Right. And then a
couple of weeks ago I picked up from school and
I said, oh, how was school, babe? And she was like,
it was really bad. It was really bad. And I said, oh,
why what happened? And she spurst into tears and she ran.
We living near the school, she ran home and she
(03:52):
went up into her room. And then over the course
of a couple of days, I started talking to her,
and what I got out of her is that there
was a group of girl girls who she was quite
friendly with, and all of a sudden she turned up
to school and she would go and sit with them,
and they would get up and walk away, and so
then she would follow them, and then she'd sit down
(04:12):
and they'd get up and they'd walk away again.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
These were her friends. They yeah, but they could.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They change classes each year, so I guess groups change
and stuff like that. And I, for the first time ever,
I was a bit like, oh, well, firstly, don't follow them.
I instantly went into like defense mode. I was like,
stop following them. You know, you need to go and
find different friends to sit with. But of course we're
(04:39):
at a really, really small school, and so everyone kind
of plays with each other. And Charlie is the person
that just wants to make peace. So when somebody is
being a little bit mean to her, she wants to
absolutely fix it and find out why. And she's that
person that will just almost annoyingly go you and go you,
(04:59):
and what she wants to be like you want to
be like.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She's a nine year old girl, You're a nine year
old girl. So these other girls, well, I suppose because
they're walking away, does that mean they're cooler.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know. They've made some comments saying, you know,
we don't want you at this school because we started
there later. You know, we don't want you sitting with us.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Your mum's Instagram page sucks, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I haven't dropped that one yet, but they've said a
few choice things, and I, for the first time ever,
I'm kind of grappling at the idea of trying to
make sure I lead her in the right direction and
steer her in the right direction. Obviously, the the good,
good parent in me wants me to say, you know,
(05:44):
you just go and find other girlfriends, or you tell
the teacher. But another part of me is like, well,
you stand up for yourself and you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Punch them, don't you know? Okay, but there's something in
the middle, right, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's not in the middle, but it's impacting her going
to school. She doesn't want to go to school anymore.
There's tears every morning. She's fighting me every single morning
about going into school. And I am at a loss
of how to help her. You know, I've always tried
to build up her confidence and build up resilience and
teach her how to be a strong, confident woman. And
(06:17):
I say, you know, it's important to have all different
types of friends. So if these ones aren't serving you, well,
then you've got to look elsewhere. But I just don't
know if I am doing the right thing, Like they
don't teach you this stuff at school, no, And you like, also,
if your kid is the bully, what do you like?
(06:39):
You just have no idea of what to do in
these situations.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I've never seen you look so completely lost as to
what to do about something. You make a decision and
go with it right or wrong. You know about yourself.
I've never seen you so lost.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I just want to help her in the right way,
and I I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You need help?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Can somebody help me?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah? Well, look, if you've been in this situation, parents
in particular, have you done something that worked really well?
I mean, is it speaking to the school, is it
telling your kid to do something?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is it fighting back?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Although, but they're not fighting her, are they. I mean
if someone was.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They're not fighting her with their like fierce or anything.
But they're they're saying really nasty things.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
They're just a yeah, okay, and then you say something
nasty back. It's like, well, that's not going to solve anything.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Is it. Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right, if you've been in this situation, can you
help amy out, because honestly, you I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well. I even said to Charlie, I'll come in and
talk to them. She's like, don't you dare. She won't
even let me walk into the school. I told it'll
make it worse, Mom, I told you, what's someone I
know did and this guy's psycho. I'm not recommending it,
but he like his daughter was getting bullied. So we
went to the school quietly found that you guys, is
at this girl? Yeah, or he goes, oh you blah
blah blah.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, he goes, hey, if you bully my daughter again,
I'm gonna kill your dad. And it stopped straight away.
But I'm not recommending that. I don't think that's a
it's not constructor wow.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, but didn't stop it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it did stop the bullying, but it is it's
sort of a grown man bullying a little well.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then the girl's got home and told the dad
had been smarten.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
She was scared. What should Amy do? Please? Can you
help her out? Thirteen one oh sixty five? What's the
best course of action here? Give us a call if
you've been in the situation.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Chris Yard, I have just kind of spoken really briefly
about my nine year old daughter, Charlie kind of copying
a little bit of mean girl behavior at school. She's
on the receiving end of it, and it's it's a
first for us. She's in year four, so she's gotten
through most of the years of primary school so far
(08:42):
without it, and I'm just kind of struggling on how
to guide her through it. So we've sent out an
sols for some calls.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, you said, I don't know, so if you've been
through it, give us a call. Amy's coffin voice. Don't
be sorry because she's coming to work with pneumonia. You're
an app as solute troops that I'm here if anyone
can help Amy out with how to handle this. Thirty
one O six y five Ryan, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Have you been here?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I been there. The best course of action with me
to become friends with their parents. Not mentioned anything about it,
but yeah, slowly become friends that you get new friends.
You could sort of think something's going on here, and yeah,
it's sort of. They might not still be friends of her,
but you know, they might pull their heads in.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, so you're saying, like the friend the mom and
then start, you know, being seen chatting with the mom
over time, and then the daughter might all of a
sudden go oh, probably can't pick on her daughter anymore.
That's a really actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I hadn't thought of that angle. Thank you, y Melissa's here, Melissa.
What have you done in this kind of situation?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Mel Hi?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
This was when I was younger. I used to get
bullied by this girl every day and I just didn't
want to go to school. It was that bad. I
used to get really anxious about it. And then one
Momum was driving me to the shop, local corner shop
to get some bread and milk. She caught up in
the car and I'll go to get out of the car,
and there's this girl sitting on the edge of the steps,
(10:10):
so which means I had to walk straight past her.
And I said, I can't do that, Mom, I can't
get out of the car because you're gonna have to
go in. I don't have any shoes on. She will
drive me up the road and then I, you know,
quickly walked past, put my head down, and then walked
straight back and got in the car. My mom wasn't there,
so and then I've looked up and then she's talking
to this girl the bully. So no aggression, just had
(10:34):
a heart to heart with us, saying, you know, I
know you've got siblings. Imagine if somebody was doing this
to your your brother or your sister. And yeah, she
just had a heart's heart with her and she left
me alone. She didn't bully me ever again, which is
really interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So yeah, they often say that people who are you know,
being kind of bullies at school it stems from something else,
you know, sometimes in the home and maybe they're.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Not going to be all round happy people live there.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, well that's right, So I think that's a nice
Although Charlie won't let me go into the school and
even confront any of her.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well obviously, well she said her mum had to sort
of go to the shops find her. I mean, approaching
a nine year old stranger for a chat. I mean,
is it a I don't know, do you think do
you think you're allowed to do it?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Of course as a woman, I think it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, because a woman, So yes, of course you mean
I'm not allowed to drive around talking to nine year
old girl.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Come on, you know you said bullies have something going on.
This has taken me back while we've been thinking about
this to high school and I was not I wasn't
relentlessly bullied. I didn't get anything bad and I wasn't
a bully as such, but I must admit I joined
in on some by bullying behavior. And the I think
(11:47):
the reason is when everyone's bullying someone else, it's not you,
and it's just almost a protection.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So you're like oh, if I don't get in on this, yeah,
they could potentially target me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yes, so even though you're not the ringleader of the
bully group, yes, it's okay. Look over here, you're an accomplice.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I am. I know, I feel really bad about it,
but going hey, guys, let's go reach it in the
bin again, it means I'm not in the bin.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah. But then also standing up to them when you're
so young, that's also like, that is tough.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, Crystal, have you been in this situation with one
of your kids?
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Hey, Crystal, Yeah, Hey, so my stepdaughter has been going
through a bit of a bit of bullying at school.
So we have this face that we said to her.
We're like, look, violence isn't the answer. We know that,
but we do know that like all the time, as
you said, like bullies and normally they want to pick
on someone who is not as strong as them, who.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Like looks a bit weeper.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
So we've said, look, if someone's going to bully you, you say,
if you say that again, I'll punch you in the face.
And we give you permission to punch them. On the
other day, this boy was talking about like saying stuff
to her and she just whaped him in the face,
and he was like.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
What dies that for.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
She goes, well, I told you to stop, and she
said to me, don't do it, don't do it, don't
say that, and she just whapped him and yet it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Stopped, and she's never been bullied again. I do remember
a time. I remember being bullied in primary school for
years and years and years, and I just let it go,
let it go, let it go. And then one time
I just remember I'd gotten to the end of my
tether and I screamed back no in her face, and
she she never bullied me again. She just moved on
to a different target.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like advice there, like violence is never the answer, but
with an asterisk, yeah, and you know, well, but it is.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well, especially if a girl is getting bullied by a
boy as well.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And so it worked Crystal.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Well, yeah, and on the back of that as well,
when were that girl that mom who went into the
school and she was treating me to kid? They uploaded, Yes,
they had an interview with the mom and she said,
and then a lady caught up, but she's a mom
and a teacher and she's like, the school can't do anything,
like we really can't do anything because everyone deserves an education.
So we can't expel or suspend the bullies unless we
(14:03):
actually see it. In there's physical violence. So if no
one's seeing it, then just spend for yourself. And if
your parents are going to back you up, then why not.
It's going to set her up for the rest of
her life as well, Like if she's if she's confident
to you know, go into any fight, and she's going
to be set up for the rest of her life.
So I think it's a good idea to teach them
how to defend.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Themselves with life.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It just sounds like tough love, isn't it. But it's
got to be character building.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
If I told Charlie to threaten to punch out, she
would never do, like she just doesn't have that in her.
But I do like the idea of like standing up
for yourself, Like I really think that is important. And
that was a big moment for me as well.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Are you feeling better? Was that cheaper than therapy?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And that was.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Actually really helpful. All three of them were really helpful.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Say thank you, food for thought.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Thank you so much. Guys.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Alex Oldwin has talked about seeing one of his wife.
Hilarious X's naked. Have a listen to Alex story.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
One of the loves of her life naked.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
She was one of the her life.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
He was a very important boyfriend at first, and we
want to go see him on Broadway and he was
naked in his whole as our British friends, he had his
bits out. We wanted to go see Take Me Out,
the musical that our dear friend Scott Ellis directed, and
all these baseball players are in the locker room and
they all turn around naked with their dogs hanging out,
and he's there, her boyfriend and I recognize him, I'm
(15:21):
and when he turns around with his personnality hanging, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, okay,
you have like a clarinet hanging from his pants.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This more than I do.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
And when you meet him backstage, we go out into
the lobby, we meet him all and her boyfriend comes
and I'm like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And I was like, I'm going to stay over here.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
And you can't pay attention to what he's saying. He's
standing right here talking men sitting Look, look, I'm going
you have like a baseball bath you stuff into your
pants every day. How does that work for you?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's the last thing you want to see.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's so good though, Wow, it was that hilarious.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
In the background, I think they were doing a podcast.
Ask something together.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That so funny. She's like, what you remember that more
than me? Of course he does.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh she remembers. Oh, well does she remembers?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It really doesn't.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
But it would scare me seeing that an ex. If
I'm like my wife and she has my ex boyfriend
and for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He's and then his baby's arm drops out.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah exactly, you go, oh my god, you I know
you gave birth to our kids. That's feet.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I've actually had an ex. But in the reverse of that,
I dated this guy and he was He absolutely swept
me off my feet. He was like your old school romantic.
He would organize dates for me, and he would send
flowers to my work before he was going to pick
me up. He would write me love letters. He would
take me like hiking, he'd cook me dinners, he'd like candles,
(16:46):
all of the things so perfect, and I could not
work it. I was like, there has to be a catch,
there has to be a catch. And I remember we'd
gone out for drinks one night.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I slept together.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
At this point I slept together for the first three weeks.
He wanted to court me. He was an old school gentleman.
There definitely wasn't me. Let's get get the show on
the road. I even tried to kiss him one night
when we were out at a bar, and he said, no,
I don't want to kiss you here. I want the
moment to be perfect. And I was like, oh, for
God's sake anyway. And then when I finally did get
(17:21):
into the sheets with him, it all made sense. Micro microscopic,
no bigger, and let me just set the scene for you,
six foot three, big burly Croatian man, very girthy in
his body, to z and then micro like I'm talking.
(17:44):
It had to be some sort of deformity, a pinky.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Every Croatian man listening to. And I was just driven
off the road and going. It was a deformity. Of course,
it was a deformity. It was not a Croatian thing.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I was like, it makes sense now, it makes sense
because he was absolutely perfect in every other realm of existed,
every other aspect, and I did. I used to say
to my girlfriends, something has to there has to be
a catch.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You should actually do a reverse Alec Baldwin and contact
this ex boyfriend. Yes, ring up he Can you do
me a favor? My husband Ryan, he's been down on
his confidence and everything lately. Can you come and show
him your.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Micro pens him a pork sausage shot.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, or it's not a pork sausage as it is.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, it's a it's a chipolata.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They're girthy, Chris, speaking of bedcare Maths still ye in
the ratings Channel nine.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
They're good. The producers of that show. I will give
it to them. The things, the way they manipulate all
those idiots on that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Show trash, but you can't look away.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, they're clever.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I am. Over the week. Over the week, we saw
them do probably one last challenge, and it was where
they kind of dangled a little carrot in the form
of the opposite sex to each person and said, Hey,
before you go to your final commitment ceremony, there is
this other person who you were very compatible and matched with.
(19:07):
Do you want to go and meet them?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
This is what I'm talking about. This is good of TV,
very clever.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Now, if you are smart and happy in your relationship,
you're saying absolutely not. I came here for one person.
I found that person. I'm in a great place. I'm
going to water my grass.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Most of the people did, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
What the secure, good couples did. And then you've got
the ones who are on the rocks and they all went.
And then you've got this idiot, Paul, the French croissant guy,
who has just there's he's a walking red flag, to
be honest. He's the guy who also punched the door.
And he's with this Italian woman who you know, she's
quite religious, she's got big morals and you know she's
(19:49):
you can just tell from you know, seeing her over
the course of the show, what kind of woman she is,
and how that in absolutely no world would she ever
be okay with that. So she said no, she said no,
of course, right, and then she was like, oh, I know,
Paul won't go, And then click over to Paul and
he's like, yeah, I'll go again.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's the editing, right, I know, Paul won't go. You
know what They're about to cut to.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Paul, of course, and he's like rubbing his jaw and
he's just I don't know, he's an absolute idiot. Corrina
is an absolute dime piece, might I add, And he's going, yeah,
why not, I'm going to go and see what else
is out there, which is just the kind of telltale
sign about what kind of guy he is.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Very French of him. You know. It is a woman.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Anyway, They've brought in this girl who excuse me, I
don't want to say. She just looked nothing like Corina.
She was in a hot pink future mini dress with
peroxide blonde hair.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Trash.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, I'm not going to say trash.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
She had an only fans vibe.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Would we say that she was very different to Karna? Right?
And instantly you could tell he was a bit like
you know. And then he's come groveling back to Karina
with his tail in between his legs, and he has
just been love bombing her over and over. Oh I'm
so glad I'm back with you. Oh I'm so glad.
Oh she was. And all I think to myself is,
(21:17):
imagine if they had brought in some Adriana lima drop
dead bombshell, you know, glamour.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I don't know who that is, but like a Victoria.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Supermodel, Victoria's secret supermodel, then what would Paul have done?
Because he was groveling, and he was like, oh, thank god,
I'm still with you, because they'd brought it. If I'm
trying to well, I don't know if he would have swapped,
but it would have put him in a very interesting situation.
I don't know how he would have handled it. Also,
(21:48):
if you're so happy with Karna and so loved up,
and you've met her family and you're thinking about going
down the pathway of religions and everything, why are you
out there?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Because I have a cruity sneatcho baby here and just
the curitious.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Sorry is that meant to be French?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It sounded more Italian or something. Let me ask you this, Right,
you're married, You're happily married.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm married.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
You're married, And I say to you, oh my gosh, Chris,
I know this girl and she's like your biggest fan, right,
and she is desperate to like have a catch up
and just say hi and go for coffee? Would you go?
How old is she doesn't matter? Well, she's obviously my age,
so she's yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Never, definitely not Chris Gard.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
A lot of people might be off to the movies
with the kids this weekend, and I don't know, would
you be seeing classics Snow White was snow the Seven Doors.
They've just gone with snow White this time around. Yep,
this movie is tanking tank around the world so badly.
(22:56):
It cost Disney two hundred million dollars to make, and
I mean it's not going to break even because particularly
after a huge marketing costs. It is just why well,
a lot of people are saying it's go work, go
broke because it's but I don't know about that. To me,
it's a bit silly that it's gone that far. So
(23:17):
Rachel Ziegler, who plays snow White, is Colombian, and people
are going, well, snow White's white, you know, it's not.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't think that's kind of like snow White.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's not like she's you know, like Jet Black and
she's playing snow White. She's Colombian. So it's not not
a big deal. But people saying the movies woke and
they've oh because the dwarves as well, CGI not not
real little people playing the.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Door what CGI is in Like, they're just animation, the
computer animated.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So no, yeah, I don't know if they couldn't find it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
However, I remember I took Charlie to a musical like
two years ago. It was a Cinderella musical. Yeah, and
Cinderella was I think Argentinian or Puerto Rican or something.
And I'm all for like diversity in stuff, But the
whole Cinderella movie and every book that I had read
to Charlie about Cinderella was Cinderella being a blonde like
(24:09):
white lady. And so she was so confused. She was like,
which on Cinderella And I was like, oh, that one
in the blue dress's what? Yeah, she was like, but
she's got blonde hair. So I think it can be
a little bit confusing, especially for kids.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I want to see a remake, a woke remake of
Rapunzel by Disney where Rapunzel is black and like lets
down like a black afro for like her black prince
to climb up through her frow and rescue her from
the tower.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well, I mean, you've got to diversify all these Disney movies.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Right anyway, On IMTB, if you're thinking, if you want
to go and see Snow White at the movies, it's
got a rank of one point six ten. At the moment, is.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
The movie itself quite bad?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
As well the movie it's selfish.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Surely they're not just all like boycotting it because.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, it's not that the
movie itself is bad. It's like a real weird thing.
Apparently one minute she's sort of a really strong woman
and then suddenly she's helpless and needs to.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Be rescued by the Dwarfs.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, and then the Prince Charming, And then there's the
whole issue of doesn't Prince Charming kiss her while she's unconscious?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Sorry, asleep, a sleep sleepy.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
She was having a nice little sleep and he gave
her a little kiss and she woke up. It's like
she was passed out and he's got his tongue down
of heim.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, no, it was just a peck on the lips.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Anyway, Disney must be tearing their hair out. Before the
movie came out, it was a pr disaster because both
of the stars, Rachel Ziegler and gal Gado both came
out and spoke about the war in Gaza. Oh gosh, yeah,
which is like, okay, one you're going oh, shut up,
shut up, shut up. But they both went for different
sides though. So Rachel Ziegler came out and support a Palestine.
(25:48):
Gal Gado's Israeli and came out in sort of Israel.
So the pissed off both sides, like everyone, at least
if they both supported Israel or something, then like Jews
would still go see the movie. But you're going no,
you have annoyed everyone. Now, oh wow, you've annoyed everyone.
Let me ask you, as as a woman, sure should
is it reasonable if you're a movie studio and you're
(26:10):
paying someone twenty million bucks to me in your movie?
Is it reasonable to say, hey, shut up like I
don't know, it's not so they were allowed their opinions.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, of course they are. You can't silence anyone's opinion.
But it's maybe they need to do their research before
they book lead talent.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But it's played. It's cost them millions of dollars. It's
played a part in this movie tanking.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sorry that's on Disney, but put it.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
In the contracts. Don't you think it's reasonable to go.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
If you have you go to I don't think you
can say, hey, we want to sign you for this movie.
But also you need to shut your mouth on any
political views you might have.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I reckon that is reasonable. You have a movie studio.
I reckon, Disney'll be doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
In the slide.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right, here's your twenty million bucks. Shut up about
Palestine until we've made our billion dollars, right, fill your boots.
After that you can go nuts.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah that doesn't feel humane.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
H thanks for having my back on that one. Sorry,
that's all right. You've got pneumonia. I'll remind everyone Amy's
coming with pneumonia. You may sell you might be. Chris
is snow White the remake. It stinks. It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
You're just going off reviews. You haven't actually seen it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, I'm just going off all the reviews and all
the critics and everyone who's seen it. It's got a
ranking of one point six out of ten on IMDb.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Wow, that is really bad.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
The Human Centerpede three has a higher rating than Disney's
Snow White.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Nobody ever needs to watch The Human Centipede. Well, one, two,
all three.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
They're all better than snow White if you if you
ask the punters. One of the big controversies around the movie, well,
people say it's it's woke, right, Yeah, because Rachel Ziegeler
is Colombian and she's playing snow White, and you're going well, yeah,
White's also just her name, so you know it doesn't.
But the Dwarves snow White, Seven Dwarves was the original
classic Disney movie. Times have changed, obviously, and now it's
(28:03):
more little people or short statue of people. And they
didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What do you mean they didn't want to do it.
They couldn't find.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
If they can't find enough little people for a movie
in Hollywood, did they still call it a dwarf shortage?
Get it?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I get it?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So she's got your monia.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Otherwise, I'm telling everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Otherwise she would have laughed much harder at that joke.
But they didn't use real little people.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
They've used cgi and surely they could have found seven.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
They would have and a lot of little people. Actors
in Hollywood are very upset that if you said you
are they going hand a sec. You're making snow White
and the Seven Dwarves and you're not giving any dwarves
a job. And I'm right here, this is the role
of a lifetime. I want to be doc, I want
to be sneezy.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, grumpy or happy in but they.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Miss they've missed out on work. So one of the
reasons for this is Peter Dinklage, probably the world's most
famous little person from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh wait, are we allowed to call them little people?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's the preferred thing people. Okay, I know it sounds worse.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
The one you're not allowed to use is the M word.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, that N word is their N wordkay, peterkin.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Anyway, Peter dinkline from Game of Thrones came out and
he was upset about them using Dwarf actors, and people
are very upset him because he's gotten famous. He's a
big star and now he's like criticizing other dwarf actors
getting worker staws, and people are going, hey on, you've
just become an a list actor and now you're pulling
the ladder up so the rest of us can't have
a go I mean pulling the step ladder that just
(29:35):
slipped out. Yeah sure, okay, I'll leave the jokes to
a pro. Ricky Gervaise explained what happened when Peter Dinkldge
went off about snow White the Seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 10 (29:44):
It was a junk kit and it was for a
new thing he was doing right, and they were filming it.
That's why it got leaked onto YouTube, and I don't
know what brought it up, but he suddenly start going
off on one summer.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh god, he was going it's been disgusting.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
They're still doing productions of snow white in the Seven
Wharves for Christ's sake. It's demeaning. It's twenty twenty three.
He wasn't happy. It was grumpy, weren't they.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh you laugh, Yeah, because it was tasteful and delivered. Well,
yeah it was, and he's funny.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Chris Peard, morning, You're free Saturday. We'd like to win
the show. Letting you just get a possible. It's a positive,
it's therapeutic, it's cheaper than therapy. We love our kids,
but I want to do things that make you gough.
(30:47):
The Couch Edition, I nd it up. You already have one,
can I? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Let me lead by saying I spent months and months
and months looking for couches and we've finally ordered one
for our house after it has been renovated.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
This is the one I drived.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, you told me not to get fabric.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
White fabric.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's off white fabric. It's like a tan color.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's a light colored fabric.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Anyway, it was beautiful. I still love it. Two days
after it had gotten delivered, my then four year old
sat on it and wet himself and I was like,
surely you're taking a piss.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, well, yeah he is. Is it? Was it a
we of like a well hydrated person or was it
like a no, like orange juice concentrate. You know, it was.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Early in the morning, there had been no water. Yeah,
thankfully the couches, the covers are removable, washable, So we've survived.
Have you got anything for.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Me thirty one or sixty five? Things that make you
go with the kids the couch edition, particularly if you
found something in the couch under the couch like I did,
because I told you Amy that I cleared out under
the couch in the TV room the kids room during
the week.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't even want to know what's under my kid's couch.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Well, there's about three or four inches of space under
the couch, you know, there's one thing you want to
couch the guys all the way to the floor. There's
a bit of space there. And I hadn't I reckon
it was two years since i'd pulled the couch out
and had a look at what was actually underneath it
and behind it. I'm going to show you this photo
live on air of what I pulled back, what I
saw when I pulled back the couch. And you're kidding,
(32:30):
I know, I'm discussing.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
I was.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
There's an system there, there's toys, there's books.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
There's a yogurt packet like that's been squeezed out and
then dried onto the tiles.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Oh I got I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Know how he didn't get rats.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I mean you probably have them. They're in their walls.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'm gonna we can maybe put that picture up for
people because I want to know if you can beat
that under the couch.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Wow, I was expected. I wasn't expecting that. That is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, I'm a dirty you are a thirteen one sixty five.
The couch tradition of things that make you go, Tanya,
have you found something in or under your couch? What's happened?
Speaker 11 (33:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I found something really disgusting under my count my son.
Back in the day, boys thing boys they just love,
you know, creepy crawly things and flying things. And there
was this smell and it was so rank and I
just couldn't figure out where it was coming from. And
(33:31):
I finally moved the count and there was a dead
blue tongue lizard.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Under oh no, and it was just rotting away.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
It was it was futurid, and I couldn't touch it,
so I had to wait for my husband to come
home and go. You deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I was ready for cockroach, maybe even a mouse.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
That your gag reflex is quite violent, no gag?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, wow, film it very easily. Blue tongue wizard. Yes,
So we're out of here, Tanya. Thank you so much
for youhicle.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Chris, Okay, it's time for this.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
We are very very close to World War three.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
And Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment. God bless
Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Thank you, Donnie, God bless you as well. I love
that he's the best.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You love that little.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Snippet, Donnie Trump. So he's starting another war, got a
few going on, but at least the trade wars and
nasty words. No one's really being killed.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
No one's setting off bombs or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
No nuclear bombs, bombs yeah yet, But Canada could be
in for it really an evil nemesis of the USA. Canada.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Do they not get along?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Well, they always have. They're very very They're like their
New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I feel like Donald Trump is kissing everybody off. It's
going to be United States against the world.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
So he's not there to f spiders, is he.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Anyway, Canada and the USA, it's very sad news, but
it's looking like it might be over. This is the
Canadian Prime minister just the other day.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
We will need to ensure that Canada can succeed in
a drastically different world. The old relationship we had with
the United States based on deepening integration of our economies
and take security and military cooperations.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Did you add that music in?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh no, he played it at the press content.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Wait, so he's basically green ties.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
He's broken up with America.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
He's broken up with it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Donald Donald's doesn't take breakups well though you wouldn't think so.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
He's so far he's broken up with Ukraine, now Canada.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, Australia's pretty Australia shake out. He doesn't like Elbow.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, Albow kind of broke up with him as well, right.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Elbow broke up with him back when he didn't think
he was going to be president again and slagged him off.
And Donald Trump has a long memory. But look, Donnie,
he's a deal maker. I make deals. I make deals.
He's going to get everything, all right, And don't worry.
The Canadian Prime minister came back just twenty four hours later.
He's the Canadian Prime minister again.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
Today, President Trump and I spoke on the phone. We
had a very constructive discussion, and we agreed to begin
comprehensive negotiations about a new economic and security relationship immediately
following the federal election.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
They're back together.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
They're back together. This hope for Australia.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Oh that just you know, that makes that warmth my heart.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, come on, albow, pick up the phone.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
The other thing Donnie's been up to this week for
your weekend Trump date is defining what a woman is.
He's not worried about Canada. He's doing stuff. But there's
the big question. Someone asked, Donny, what is a woman?
You're ready to find out that some journalists who was
just staring shit.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, good guy, tell me what You're right.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
It's sort of easy to answer for me, because a
woman is somebody that can have a baby under certain circumstances.
A woman is a person who's much smarter than a man.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
I've always found.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
A woman is a person that doesn't give a man
even a chance of success. And a woman is a
person that in many cases has been treated very badly
because I think that what happens with this crazy, this
crazy issue of men being able to play in women's
sports is just ridiculous and very unfair to women and
very demeaning to women. But women are basically incredible. People
(37:43):
do so much for our country, and we love our women,
and we're going to take care of our women.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
There you go like that, But I love that heat
heats women and then immediately slips in some misogyn he
goes are women are much smarter than men, much smarter than.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Men, but they've been stifling us.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I'll never let a man get head though, So they're clever,
rat cunning.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Look out for them, like a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
ID they've been demeaned sometimes, Isn't that terrible? Donald Trump
hates demeaning women.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Now come over here and let.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Me grab your Yeah, let's wrap that up, all right.
This is your weekend Trump date.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Trump date, and Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment.
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Chris Page and Amy Gerard
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning. That remains to be seen. Chris Page and
a Gerard in the morning.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Hey, how you doing everyone? Good morning?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
How you doing, Paigey?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Well, I'm I'm going fine. How are you, my love?
You've battled in today?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yeah, I'm here, though I sound a little bit croaky.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Didn't you test positive to pneumonia?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
My god?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Positive for some sort of stream of it. I don't know.
I'm on the antibiotics now, so I'm definitely on the mend.
But I have absolutely felt better.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, and I'm thundering the week though. I speaking to
our producer and the bosses. They said, oh, we're going
to get Amy to do a COVID test because she's
a bit unwealth. I said, don't worry about it. I
don't believe in COVID. I've never had it. I don't
think it's real. I'm happy to come in the studio
either either way. There went no mate, when I worried
about you. We don't want to coming in and giving
(01:04):
it to Kyle and Jackie over because if they're sick,
we lose millions of dollars.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Yeah, there's nothing quite, there's nothing enjoyable about shoving those
things up your nose? Is there, like do your eyes
water COVID? But I'm still I still did one. I've
got the ones with the COVID and the irs the nose,
all down the up the nose, and they all came
back negative. But I was battling, so I was like,
I'm going to the doctors.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I just liked your first text to me on about Wednesday,
going I can't swallow.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
It was like rose of blade.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Not with that attitude. Yeah, overnight, your crook here big
earthquake in Asia. I'm fascinated by earthquakes and tectonic plates
and seismic activity and how this works. This was a
biggie seven point seven on the Richter scale, which is
a big earthquake. You've seen the videos Meanmar or Burma.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Old school people call it so and that whole building
construction is collapsed.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Was Yeah, several buildings coming down, but the big one.
And it looked like nine to eleven, isn't it When
the building comes down, all the dust, yes, spreads and
people running.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
It's terrifying bang Kok.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
As well, was you know what they say about the
old proverb about Bangkok had man a man getting on
plane sideways is going to Bangkok anyway. But Bangkok had
the big buildings and the rooftop pools. You've ever been
in a rooftop pool, I'm like a fifty story building
at a hotel I have.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, not while there's been an earthquake though.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The pools spilling out down buildings, yeah, well yeah, but
not a not so fun.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I would be absolutely terrified if I saw a video
on Deli Mail and there was like people on the
rooftop fifty seven levels up or something and the pool
had turned into like this wave pool and the water
was gushing out. I would be shitting bricks.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
And these people there were palms. They were going, oh
my god, look.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
At that, Look at that.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Isn't it crazy? Ah, you're so intrepid. Good on you
people of Burma and Thailand this morning.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yards.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So, Paigi, I've got a little bit of a dilemma
going on.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
You know how.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Obviously when your kids start school, you hear about kids
being mean to each other. Right, all three of mine
are at school now, and up until a couple of
weeks ago, my daughter had kind of coasted through different classes,
different circles of friends. Some left and whatnot. But as
(03:31):
far as I knew kind of untouched by I want
to say, I don't want to use the word bullies.
I want to say mean girls. Right. And then a
couple of weeks ago I picked up from school and
I said, oh, how was school, babe? And she was like,
it was really bad. It was really bad. And I said, oh,
why what happened? And she spurst into tears and she ran.
We living near the school, she ran home and she
(03:52):
went up into her room. And then over the course
of a couple of days, I started talking to her,
and what I got out of her is that there
was a group of girl girls who she was quite
friendly with, and all of a sudden she turned up
to school and she would go and sit with them,
and they would get up and walk away, and so
then she would follow them, and then she'd sit down
(04:12):
and they'd get up and they'd walk away again.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
These were her friends. They yeah, but they could.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
They change classes each year, so I guess groups change
and stuff like that. And I, for the first time ever,
I was a bit like, oh, well, firstly, don't follow them.
I instantly went into like defense mode. I was like,
stop following them. You know, you need to go and
find different friends to sit with. But of course we're
(04:39):
at a really, really small school, and so everyone kind
of plays with each other. And Charlie is the person
that just wants to make peace. So when somebody is
being a little bit mean to her, she wants to
absolutely fix it and find out why. And she's that
person that will just almost annoyingly go you and go you,
(04:59):
and what she wants to be like you want to
be like.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
She's a nine year old girl, You're a nine year
old girl. So these other girls, well, I suppose because
they're walking away, does that mean they're cooler.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I don't know. They've made some comments saying, you know,
we don't want you at this school because we started
there later. You know, we don't want you sitting with us.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Your mum's Instagram page sucks, you know.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I haven't dropped that one yet, but they've said a
few choice things, and I, for the first time ever,
I'm kind of grappling at the idea of trying to
make sure I lead her in the right direction and
steer her in the right direction. Obviously, the the good,
good parent in me wants me to say, you know,
(05:44):
you just go and find other girlfriends, or you tell
the teacher. But another part of me is like, well,
you stand up for yourself and you.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Punch them, don't you know? Okay, but there's something in
the middle, right, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It's not in the middle, but it's impacting her going
to school. She doesn't want to go to school anymore.
There's tears every morning. She's fighting me every single morning
about going into school. And I am at a loss
of how to help her. You know, I've always tried
to build up her confidence and build up resilience and
teach her how to be a strong, confident woman. And
(06:17):
I say, you know, it's important to have all different
types of friends. So if these ones aren't serving you, well,
then you've got to look elsewhere. But I just don't
know if I am doing the right thing, Like they
don't teach you this stuff at school, no, And you like, also,
if your kid is the bully, what do you like?
(06:39):
You just have no idea of what to do in
these situations.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I've never seen you look so completely lost as to
what to do about something. You make a decision and
go with it right or wrong. You know about yourself.
I've never seen you so lost.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
I just want to help her in the right way,
and I I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
You need help?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Can somebody help me?
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Yeah? Well, look, if you've been in this situation, parents
in particular, have you done something that worked really well?
I mean, is it speaking to the school, is it
telling your kid to do something?
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is it fighting back?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Although, but they're not fighting her, are they. I mean
if someone was.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
They're not fighting her with their like fierce or anything.
But they're they're saying really nasty things.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
They're just a yeah, okay, and then you say something
nasty back. It's like, well, that's not going to solve anything.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Is it. Yeah? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right, if you've been in this situation, can you
help amy out, because honestly, you I've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Well. I even said to Charlie, I'll come in and
talk to them. She's like, don't you dare. She won't
even let me walk into the school. I told it'll
make it worse, Mom, I told you, what's someone I
know did and this guy's psycho. I'm not recommending it,
but he like his daughter was getting bullied. So we
went to the school quietly found that you guys, is
at this girl? Yeah, or he goes, oh you blah
blah blah.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, he goes, hey, if you bully my daughter again,
I'm gonna kill your dad. And it stopped straight away.
But I'm not recommending that. I don't think that's a
it's not constructor wow.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, but didn't stop it.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Yeah, it did stop the bullying, but it is it's
sort of a grown man bullying a little well.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
And then the girl's got home and told the dad
had been smarten.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
She was scared. What should Amy do? Please? Can you
help her out? Thirteen one oh sixty five? What's the
best course of action here? Give us a call if
you've been in the situation.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Chris Yard, I have just kind of spoken really briefly
about my nine year old daughter, Charlie kind of copying
a little bit of mean girl behavior at school. She's
on the receiving end of it, and it's it's a
first for us. She's in year four, so she's gotten
through most of the years of primary school so far
(08:42):
without it, and I'm just kind of struggling on how
to guide her through it. So we've sent out an
sols for some calls.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, you said, I don't know, so if you've been
through it, give us a call. Amy's coffin voice. Don't
be sorry because she's coming to work with pneumonia. You're
an app as solute troops that I'm here if anyone
can help Amy out with how to handle this. Thirty
one O six y five Ryan, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Have you been here?
Speaker 5 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I been there. The best course of action with me
to become friends with their parents. Not mentioned anything about it,
but yeah, slowly become friends that you get new friends.
You could sort of think something's going on here, and yeah,
it's sort of. They might not still be friends of her,
but you know, they might pull their heads in.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Oh, so you're saying, like the friend the mom and
then start, you know, being seen chatting with the mom
over time, and then the daughter might all of a
sudden go oh, probably can't pick on her daughter anymore.
That's a really actually not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I hadn't thought of that angle. Thank you, y Melissa's here, Melissa.
What have you done in this kind of situation?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Mel Hi?
Speaker 6 (09:49):
This was when I was younger. I used to get
bullied by this girl every day and I just didn't
want to go to school. It was that bad. I
used to get really anxious about it. And then one
Momum was driving me to the shop, local corner shop
to get some bread and milk. She caught up in
the car and I'll go to get out of the car,
and there's this girl sitting on the edge of the steps,
(10:10):
so which means I had to walk straight past her.
And I said, I can't do that, Mom, I can't
get out of the car because you're gonna have to
go in. I don't have any shoes on. She will
drive me up the road and then I, you know,
quickly walked past, put my head down, and then walked
straight back and got in the car. My mom wasn't there,
so and then I've looked up and then she's talking
to this girl the bully. So no aggression, just had
(10:34):
a heart to heart with us, saying, you know, I
know you've got siblings. Imagine if somebody was doing this
to your your brother or your sister. And yeah, she
just had a heart's heart with her and she left
me alone. She didn't bully me ever again, which is
really interesting.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
So yeah, they often say that people who are you know,
being kind of bullies at school it stems from something else,
you know, sometimes in the home and maybe they're.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Not going to be all round happy people live there.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Yeah, well that's right, So I think that's a nice
Although Charlie won't let me go into the school and
even confront any of her.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well obviously, well she said her mum had to sort
of go to the shops find her. I mean, approaching
a nine year old stranger for a chat. I mean,
is it a I don't know, do you think do
you think you're allowed to do it?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Of course as a woman, I think it's fine.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Yeah, because a woman, So yes, of course you mean
I'm not allowed to drive around talking to nine year
old girl.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Come on, you know you said bullies have something going on.
This has taken me back while we've been thinking about
this to high school and I was not I wasn't
relentlessly bullied. I didn't get anything bad and I wasn't
a bully as such, but I must admit I joined
in on some by bullying behavior. And the I think
(11:47):
the reason is when everyone's bullying someone else, it's not you,
and it's just almost a protection.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
So you're like oh, if I don't get in on this, yeah,
they could potentially target me.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yes, so even though you're not the ringleader of the
bully group, yes, it's okay. Look over here, you're an accomplice.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
I am. I know, I feel really bad about it,
but going hey, guys, let's go reach it in the
bin again, it means I'm not in the bin.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Yeah. But then also standing up to them when you're
so young, that's also like, that is tough.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Yeah, Crystal, have you been in this situation with one
of your kids?
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Hey, Crystal, Yeah, Hey, so my stepdaughter has been going
through a bit of a bit of bullying at school.
So we have this face that we said to her.
We're like, look, violence isn't the answer. We know that,
but we do know that like all the time, as
you said, like bullies and normally they want to pick
on someone who is not as strong as them, who.
Speaker 6 (12:44):
Like looks a bit weeper.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
So we've said, look, if someone's going to bully you, you say,
if you say that again, I'll punch you in the face.
And we give you permission to punch them. On the
other day, this boy was talking about like saying stuff
to her and she just whaped him in the face,
and he was like.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
What dies that for.
Speaker 7 (12:59):
She goes, well, I told you to stop, and she
said to me, don't do it, don't do it, don't
say that, and she just whapped him and yet it.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Stopped, and she's never been bullied again. I do remember
a time. I remember being bullied in primary school for
years and years and years, and I just let it go,
let it go, let it go. And then one time
I just remember I'd gotten to the end of my
tether and I screamed back no in her face, and
she she never bullied me again. She just moved on
to a different target.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Like advice there, like violence is never the answer, but
with an asterisk, yeah, and you know, well, but it is.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Well, especially if a girl is getting bullied by a
boy as well.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
And so it worked Crystal.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
Well, yeah, and on the back of that as well,
when were that girl that mom who went into the
school and she was treating me to kid? They uploaded, Yes,
they had an interview with the mom and she said,
and then a lady caught up, but she's a mom
and a teacher and she's like, the school can't do anything,
like we really can't do anything because everyone deserves an education.
So we can't expel or suspend the bullies unless we
(14:03):
actually see it. In there's physical violence. So if no
one's seeing it, then just spend for yourself. And if
your parents are going to back you up, then why not.
It's going to set her up for the rest of
her life as well, Like if she's if she's confident
to you know, go into any fight, and she's going
to be set up for the rest of her life.
So I think it's a good idea to teach them
how to defend.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Themselves with life.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
It just sounds like tough love, isn't it. But it's
got to be character building.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
Yeah, right.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
If I told Charlie to threaten to punch out, she
would never do, like she just doesn't have that in her.
But I do like the idea of like standing up
for yourself, Like I really think that is important. And
that was a big moment for me as well.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Are you feeling better? Was that cheaper than therapy?
Speaker 3 (14:41):
And that was.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Actually really helpful. All three of them were really helpful.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Say thank you, food for thought.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Thank you so much. Guys.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Alex Oldwin has talked about seeing one of his wife.
Hilarious X's naked. Have a listen to Alex story.
Speaker 9 (14:56):
One of the loves of her life naked.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
She was one of the her life.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
He was a very important boyfriend at first, and we
want to go see him on Broadway and he was
naked in his whole as our British friends, he had his
bits out. We wanted to go see Take Me Out,
the musical that our dear friend Scott Ellis directed, and
all these baseball players are in the locker room and
they all turn around naked with their dogs hanging out,
and he's there, her boyfriend and I recognize him, I'm
(15:21):
and when he turns around with his personnality hanging, I'm like, oh, oh, oh, okay,
you have like a clarinet hanging from his pants.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
This more than I do.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
And when you meet him backstage, we go out into
the lobby, we meet him all and her boyfriend comes
and I'm like, hey, how you doing?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And I was like, I'm going to stay over here.
Speaker 9 (15:41):
And you can't pay attention to what he's saying. He's
standing right here talking men sitting Look, look, I'm going
you have like a baseball bath you stuff into your
pants every day. How does that work for you?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
That's the last thing you want to see.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
That's so good though, Wow, it was that hilarious.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
In the background, I think they were doing a podcast.
Ask something together.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
That so funny. She's like, what you remember that more
than me? Of course he does.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Oh she remembers. Oh, well does she remembers?
Speaker 2 (16:09):
It really doesn't.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
But it would scare me seeing that an ex. If
I'm like my wife and she has my ex boyfriend
and for whatever reason.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
He's and then his baby's arm drops out.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah exactly, you go, oh my god, you I know
you gave birth to our kids. That's feet.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
I've actually had an ex. But in the reverse of that,
I dated this guy and he was He absolutely swept
me off my feet. He was like your old school romantic.
He would organize dates for me, and he would send
flowers to my work before he was going to pick
me up. He would write me love letters. He would
take me like hiking, he'd cook me dinners, he'd like candles,
(16:46):
all of the things so perfect, and I could not
work it. I was like, there has to be a catch,
there has to be a catch. And I remember we'd
gone out for drinks one night.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
I slept together.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
At this point I slept together for the first three weeks.
He wanted to court me. He was an old school gentleman.
There definitely wasn't me. Let's get get the show on
the road. I even tried to kiss him one night
when we were out at a bar, and he said, no,
I don't want to kiss you here. I want the
moment to be perfect. And I was like, oh, for
God's sake anyway. And then when I finally did get
(17:21):
into the sheets with him, it all made sense. Micro microscopic,
no bigger, and let me just set the scene for you,
six foot three, big burly Croatian man, very girthy in
his body, to z and then micro like I'm talking.
(17:44):
It had to be some sort of deformity, a pinky.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Every Croatian man listening to. And I was just driven
off the road and going. It was a deformity. Of course,
it was a deformity. It was not a Croatian thing.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I was like, it makes sense now, it makes sense
because he was absolutely perfect in every other realm of existed,
every other aspect, and I did. I used to say
to my girlfriends, something has to there has to be
a catch.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
You should actually do a reverse Alec Baldwin and contact
this ex boyfriend. Yes, ring up he Can you do
me a favor? My husband Ryan, he's been down on
his confidence and everything lately. Can you come and show
him your.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Micro pens him a pork sausage shot.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Yeah, or it's not a pork sausage as it is.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, it's a it's a chipolata.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
They're girthy, Chris, speaking of bedcare Maths still ye in
the ratings Channel nine.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
They're good. The producers of that show. I will give
it to them. The things, the way they manipulate all
those idiots on that.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Show trash, but you can't look away.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Yeah, they're clever.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I am. Over the week. Over the week, we saw
them do probably one last challenge, and it was where
they kind of dangled a little carrot in the form
of the opposite sex to each person and said, Hey,
before you go to your final commitment ceremony, there is
this other person who you were very compatible and matched with.
(19:07):
Do you want to go and meet them?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
This is what I'm talking about. This is good of TV,
very clever.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Now, if you are smart and happy in your relationship,
you're saying absolutely not. I came here for one person.
I found that person. I'm in a great place. I'm
going to water my grass.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Most of the people did, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
What the secure, good couples did. And then you've got
the ones who are on the rocks and they all went.
And then you've got this idiot, Paul, the French croissant guy,
who has just there's he's a walking red flag, to
be honest. He's the guy who also punched the door.
And he's with this Italian woman who you know, she's
quite religious, she's got big morals and you know she's
(19:49):
you can just tell from you know, seeing her over
the course of the show, what kind of woman she is,
and how that in absolutely no world would she ever
be okay with that. So she said no, she said no,
of course, right, and then she was like, oh, I know,
Paul won't go, And then click over to Paul and
he's like, yeah, I'll go again.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's the editing, right, I know, Paul won't go. You
know what They're about to cut to.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Paul, of course, and he's like rubbing his jaw and
he's just I don't know, he's an absolute idiot. Corrina
is an absolute dime piece, might I add, And he's going, yeah,
why not, I'm going to go and see what else
is out there, which is just the kind of telltale
sign about what kind of guy he is.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Very French of him. You know. It is a woman.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
Anyway, They've brought in this girl who excuse me, I
don't want to say. She just looked nothing like Corina.
She was in a hot pink future mini dress with
peroxide blonde hair.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Trash.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, I'm not going to say trash.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
She had an only fans vibe.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Would we say that she was very different to Karna? Right?
And instantly you could tell he was a bit like
you know. And then he's come groveling back to Karina
with his tail in between his legs, and he has
just been love bombing her over and over. Oh I'm
so glad I'm back with you. Oh I'm so glad.
Oh she was. And all I think to myself is,
(21:17):
imagine if they had brought in some Adriana lima drop
dead bombshell, you know, glamour.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
I don't know who that is, but like a Victoria.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Supermodel, Victoria's secret supermodel, then what would Paul have done?
Because he was groveling, and he was like, oh, thank god,
I'm still with you, because they'd brought it. If I'm
trying to well, I don't know if he would have swapped,
but it would have put him in a very interesting situation.
I don't know how he would have handled it. Also,
(21:48):
if you're so happy with Karna and so loved up,
and you've met her family and you're thinking about going
down the pathway of religions and everything, why are you
out there?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Because I have a cruity sneatcho baby here and just
the curitious.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
Sorry is that meant to be French?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I thought it was pretty good.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
It sounded more Italian or something. Let me ask you this, Right,
you're married, You're happily married.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
I'm married.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
You're married, And I say to you, oh my gosh, Chris,
I know this girl and she's like your biggest fan, right,
and she is desperate to like have a catch up
and just say hi and go for coffee? Would you go?
How old is she doesn't matter? Well, she's obviously my age,
so she's yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Never, definitely not Chris Gard.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
A lot of people might be off to the movies
with the kids this weekend, and I don't know, would
you be seeing classics Snow White was snow the Seven Doors.
They've just gone with snow White this time around. Yep,
this movie is tanking tank around the world so badly.
(22:56):
It cost Disney two hundred million dollars to make, and
I mean it's not going to break even because particularly
after a huge marketing costs. It is just why well,
a lot of people are saying it's go work, go
broke because it's but I don't know about that. To me,
it's a bit silly that it's gone that far. So
(23:17):
Rachel Ziegler, who plays snow White, is Colombian, and people
are going, well, snow White's white, you know, it's not.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
I don't think that's kind of like snow White.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
It's not like she's you know, like Jet Black and
she's playing snow White. She's Colombian. So it's not not
a big deal. But people saying the movies woke and
they've oh because the dwarves as well, CGI not not
real little people playing the.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Door what CGI is in Like, they're just animation, the
computer animated.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
So no, yeah, I don't know if they couldn't find it.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
However, I remember I took Charlie to a musical like
two years ago. It was a Cinderella musical. Yeah, and
Cinderella was I think Argentinian or Puerto Rican or something.
And I'm all for like diversity in stuff, But the
whole Cinderella movie and every book that I had read
to Charlie about Cinderella was Cinderella being a blonde like
(24:09):
white lady. And so she was so confused. She was like,
which on Cinderella And I was like, oh, that one
in the blue dress's what? Yeah, she was like, but
she's got blonde hair. So I think it can be
a little bit confusing, especially for kids.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I want to see a remake, a woke remake of
Rapunzel by Disney where Rapunzel is black and like lets
down like a black afro for like her black prince
to climb up through her frow and rescue her from
the tower.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Well, I mean, you've got to diversify all these Disney movies.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Right anyway, On IMTB, if you're thinking, if you want
to go and see Snow White at the movies, it's
got a rank of one point six ten. At the moment, is.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
The movie itself quite bad?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
As well the movie it's selfish.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Surely they're not just all like boycotting it because.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, no, no, no, no, no no, it's not that the
movie itself is bad. It's like a real weird thing.
Apparently one minute she's sort of a really strong woman
and then suddenly she's helpless and needs to.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Be rescued by the Dwarfs.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Yeah, and then the Prince Charming, And then there's the
whole issue of doesn't Prince Charming kiss her while she's unconscious?
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Sorry, asleep, a sleep sleepy.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
She was having a nice little sleep and he gave
her a little kiss and she woke up. It's like
she was passed out and he's got his tongue down
of heim.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
No, no, it was just a peck on the lips.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Anyway, Disney must be tearing their hair out. Before the
movie came out, it was a pr disaster because both
of the stars, Rachel Ziegler and gal Gado both came
out and spoke about the war in Gaza. Oh gosh, yeah,
which is like, okay, one you're going oh, shut up,
shut up, shut up. But they both went for different
sides though. So Rachel Ziegler came out and support a Palestine.
(25:48):
Gal Gado's Israeli and came out in sort of Israel.
So the pissed off both sides, like everyone, at least
if they both supported Israel or something, then like Jews
would still go see the movie. But you're going no,
you have annoyed everyone. Now, oh wow, you've annoyed everyone.
Let me ask you, as as a woman, sure should
is it reasonable if you're a movie studio and you're
(26:10):
paying someone twenty million bucks to me in your movie?
Is it reasonable to say, hey, shut up like I
don't know, it's not so they were allowed their opinions.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah, of course they are. You can't silence anyone's opinion.
But it's maybe they need to do their research before
they book lead talent.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But it's played. It's cost them millions of dollars. It's
played a part in this movie tanking.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Sorry that's on Disney, but put it.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
In the contracts. Don't you think it's reasonable to go.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
If you have you go to I don't think you
can say, hey, we want to sign you for this movie.
But also you need to shut your mouth on any
political views you might have.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
I reckon that is reasonable. You have a movie studio.
I reckon, Disney'll be doing it.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
In the slide.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
All right, here's your twenty million bucks. Shut up about
Palestine until we've made our billion dollars, right, fill your boots.
After that you can go nuts.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Yeah that doesn't feel humane.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
H thanks for having my back on that one. Sorry,
that's all right. You've got pneumonia. I'll remind everyone Amy's
coming with pneumonia. You may sell you might be. Chris
is snow White the remake. It stinks. It's terrible.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
You're just going off reviews. You haven't actually seen it.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, I'm just going off all the reviews and all
the critics and everyone who's seen it. It's got a
ranking of one point six out of ten on IMDb.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Wow, that is really bad.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
The Human Centerpede three has a higher rating than Disney's
Snow White.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Nobody ever needs to watch The Human Centipede. Well, one, two,
all three.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
They're all better than snow White if you if you
ask the punters. One of the big controversies around the movie, well,
people say it's it's woke, right, Yeah, because Rachel Ziegeler
is Colombian and she's playing snow White, and you're going well, yeah,
White's also just her name, so you know it doesn't.
But the Dwarves snow White, Seven Dwarves was the original
classic Disney movie. Times have changed, obviously, and now it's
(28:03):
more little people or short statue of people. And they
didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
What do you mean they didn't want to do it.
They couldn't find.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
If they can't find enough little people for a movie
in Hollywood, did they still call it a dwarf shortage?
Get it?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I get it?
Speaker 1 (28:23):
So she's got your monia.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Otherwise, I'm telling everyone.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Otherwise she would have laughed much harder at that joke.
But they didn't use real little people.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
They've used cgi and surely they could have found seven.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
They would have and a lot of little people. Actors
in Hollywood are very upset that if you said you
are they going hand a sec. You're making snow White
and the Seven Dwarves and you're not giving any dwarves
a job. And I'm right here, this is the role
of a lifetime. I want to be doc, I want
to be sneezy.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, grumpy or happy in but they.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Miss they've missed out on work. So one of the
reasons for this is Peter Dinklage, probably the world's most
famous little person from Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh wait, are we allowed to call them little people?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
That's the preferred thing people. Okay, I know it sounds worse.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Yeah no.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
The one you're not allowed to use is the M word.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Okay, that N word is their N wordkay, peterkin.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Anyway, Peter dinkline from Game of Thrones came out and
he was upset about them using Dwarf actors, and people
are very upset him because he's gotten famous. He's a
big star and now he's like criticizing other dwarf actors
getting worker staws, and people are going, hey on, you've
just become an a list actor and now you're pulling
the ladder up so the rest of us can't have
a go I mean pulling the step ladder that just
(29:35):
slipped out. Yeah sure, okay, I'll leave the jokes to
a pro. Ricky Gervaise explained what happened when Peter Dinkldge
went off about snow White the Seven Dwarfs.
Speaker 10 (29:44):
It was a junk kit and it was for a
new thing he was doing right, and they were filming it.
That's why it got leaked onto YouTube, and I don't
know what brought it up, but he suddenly start going
off on one summer.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Oh god, he was going it's been disgusting.
Speaker 10 (29:57):
They're still doing productions of snow white in the Seven
Wharves for Christ's sake. It's demeaning. It's twenty twenty three.
He wasn't happy. It was grumpy, weren't they.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Oh you laugh, Yeah, because it was tasteful and delivered. Well,
yeah it was, and he's funny.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Chris Peard, morning, You're free Saturday. We'd like to win
the show. Letting you just get a possible. It's a positive,
it's therapeutic, it's cheaper than therapy. We love our kids,
but I want to do things that make you gough.
(30:47):
The Couch Edition, I nd it up. You already have one,
can I? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Let me lead by saying I spent months and months
and months looking for couches and we've finally ordered one
for our house after it has been renovated.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
This is the one I drived.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
Yeah, you told me not to get fabric.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
White fabric.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's off white fabric. It's like a tan color.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's a light colored fabric.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Anyway, it was beautiful. I still love it. Two days
after it had gotten delivered, my then four year old
sat on it and wet himself and I was like,
surely you're taking a piss.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
Well, well, yeah he is. Is it? Was it a
we of like a well hydrated person or was it
like a no, like orange juice concentrate. You know, it was.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
Early in the morning, there had been no water. Yeah,
thankfully the couches, the covers are removable, washable, So we've survived.
Have you got anything for.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Me thirty one or sixty five? Things that make you
go with the kids the couch edition, particularly if you
found something in the couch under the couch like I did,
because I told you Amy that I cleared out under
the couch in the TV room the kids room during
the week.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I don't even want to know what's under my kid's couch.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
Well, there's about three or four inches of space under
the couch, you know, there's one thing you want to
couch the guys all the way to the floor. There's
a bit of space there. And I hadn't I reckon
it was two years since i'd pulled the couch out
and had a look at what was actually underneath it
and behind it. I'm going to show you this photo
live on air of what I pulled back, what I
saw when I pulled back the couch. And you're kidding,
(32:30):
I know, I'm discussing.
Speaker 9 (32:31):
I was.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
There's an system there, there's toys, there's books.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
There's a yogurt packet like that's been squeezed out and
then dried onto the tiles.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Oh I got I don't.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Know how he didn't get rats.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
I mean you probably have them. They're in their walls.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I'm gonna we can maybe put that picture up for
people because I want to know if you can beat
that under the couch.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Wow, I was expected. I wasn't expecting that. That is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
No, I'm a dirty you are a thirteen one sixty five.
The couch tradition of things that make you go, Tanya,
have you found something in or under your couch? What's happened?
Speaker 11 (33:09):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (33:09):
I found something really disgusting under my count my son.
Back in the day, boys thing boys they just love,
you know, creepy crawly things and flying things. And there
was this smell and it was so rank and I
just couldn't figure out where it was coming from. And
(33:31):
I finally moved the count and there was a dead
blue tongue lizard.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Under oh no, and it was just rotting away.
Speaker 5 (33:40):
It was it was futurid, and I couldn't touch it,
so I had to wait for my husband to come
home and go. You deal with it.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
It's just.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
I was ready for cockroach, maybe even a mouse.
Speaker 2 (33:54):
That your gag reflex is quite violent, no gag?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Yeah, wow, film it very easily. Blue tongue wizard. Yes,
So we're out of here, Tanya. Thank you so much
for youhicle.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Chris, Okay, it's time for this.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 8 (34:17):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
We are very very close to World War three.
Speaker 8 (34:21):
And Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment. God bless
Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Thank you, Donnie, God bless you as well. I love
that he's the best.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
You love that little.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
Snippet, Donnie Trump. So he's starting another war, got a
few going on, but at least the trade wars and
nasty words. No one's really being killed.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
No one's setting off bombs or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
No nuclear bombs, bombs yeah yet, But Canada could be
in for it really an evil nemesis of the USA. Canada.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Do they not get along?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Well, they always have. They're very very They're like their
New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
I feel like Donald Trump is kissing everybody off. It's
going to be United States against the world.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
So he's not there to f spiders, is he.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Anyway, Canada and the USA, it's very sad news, but
it's looking like it might be over. This is the
Canadian Prime minister just the other day.
Speaker 12 (35:16):
We will need to ensure that Canada can succeed in
a drastically different world. The old relationship we had with
the United States based on deepening integration of our economies
and take security and military cooperations.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
Did you add that music in?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
Oh no, he played it at the press content.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Wait, so he's basically green ties.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
He's broken up with America.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
He's broken up with it.
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Donald Donald's doesn't take breakups well though you wouldn't think so.
Speaker 2 (35:52):
He's so far he's broken up with Ukraine, now Canada.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Yeah, Australia's pretty Australia shake out. He doesn't like Elbow.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Well, Albow kind of broke up with him as well, right.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Elbow broke up with him back when he didn't think
he was going to be president again and slagged him off.
And Donald Trump has a long memory. But look, Donnie,
he's a deal maker. I make deals. I make deals.
He's going to get everything, all right, And don't worry.
The Canadian Prime minister came back just twenty four hours later.
He's the Canadian Prime minister again.
Speaker 12 (36:21):
Today, President Trump and I spoke on the phone. We
had a very constructive discussion, and we agreed to begin
comprehensive negotiations about a new economic and security relationship immediately
following the federal election.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
They're back together.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
They're back together. This hope for Australia.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Oh that just you know, that makes that warmth my heart.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yes, come on, albow, pick up the phone.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
The other thing Donnie's been up to this week for
your weekend Trump date is defining what a woman is.
He's not worried about Canada. He's doing stuff. But there's
the big question. Someone asked, Donny, what is a woman?
You're ready to find out that some journalists who was
just staring shit.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, good guy, tell me what You're right.
Speaker 11 (37:08):
It's sort of easy to answer for me, because a
woman is somebody that can have a baby under certain circumstances.
A woman is a person who's much smarter than a man.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
I've always found.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
A woman is a person that doesn't give a man
even a chance of success. And a woman is a
person that in many cases has been treated very badly
because I think that what happens with this crazy, this
crazy issue of men being able to play in women's
sports is just ridiculous and very unfair to women and
very demeaning to women. But women are basically incredible. People
(37:43):
do so much for our country, and we love our women,
and we're going to take care of our women.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
There you go like that, But I love that heat
heats women and then immediately slips in some misogyn he
goes are women are much smarter than men, much smarter than.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Men, but they've been stifling us.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
I'll never let a man get head though, So they're clever,
rat cunning.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Look out for them, like a backhanded compliment.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
ID they've been demeaned sometimes, Isn't that terrible? Donald Trump
hates demeaning women.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's terrible.
Speaker 1 (38:11):
Now come over here and let.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Me grab your Yeah, let's wrap that up, all right.
This is your weekend Trump date.
Speaker 8 (38:17):
Trump date, and Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment.
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Chris Page and Amy Gerard
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