August 9, 2025 • 29 mins
Amy Takes A Pregnancy Test – Are We Having #4?
Work Air Con – Why Women Are Always Cold At Work
Royal Product Wars
Lonely – Amy Helps Chris
Going Back To Work After Having A Baby
Maxium – Unsexiest Women Backlash
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Good morning, Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains
to be seen.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Chris Paige and Amy Girard, Hey, good morning everyone. Welcome
to Sunday Amy Gerard morning. Now, we've got a big
show today, Yes we do. Later on we're going to
give you your pregnancy test. If you missed it yesterday,
Amy might be pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I mean chances are so so slim that it's
like ninety nine percent.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know. Brian's out of a sectomy. We know
they're not one hundred percent accurate, and he never got
it tested.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But we've been active for like five years and no issue.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You said someone had gone ten years but still not pregnant.
That is coming up after nine o'clock this morning, so
I make sure you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But you know what I want to tell you about
what I had this conversation with my girl, and yesterday
there are twenty more Sundays until Christmas, just twenty oh
my god, Like, do you feel like you just put
your Christmas tree down?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I annoy my wife by keeping the Christmas tree as
long as possible, so you get a true one to
I get a real.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Christmas tree, you wait till it's decaying.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I make it has to get to Australia Day at
least no way, and this year my new record. I
got to Valentine's Day with the Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Was it brown?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It was starting to go brown? But I spray it
with water and everything. I take care of it really
well because my wife hates being up long said were
still alive. It smells good?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, okay, I mean I kept mine up for halfway
through January and people were giving me grief about it then.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But mine's also not real.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Now I'm going for Easter this year. Oh yeah, Easter.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I've actually got a girlfriend who leaves her Christmas tree
up the entire year, and it became this like running joke.
She takes all the decorations off it, but she just
leaves it in the corner of her laundry.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
What color is it? A white one or.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
One fake green?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Very Christmasy looking Christmas tree. But twenty Christmas, you know
we're going to blink in. Christmas is going to be here.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm probably going to walk into Maya this afternoon and
Christmas Carols.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, you will never too early.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh you know, you know what we haven't heard.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's too early in August.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What's the day, the tenth of August?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I mean this is Christmas in August.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Christmas is okay, no, no, no, I'm told it's too early.
For give it a few more weeks.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I can't wait for.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Tell you what. Yeah, Amy, if you're pregnant, it's just
it's great for the show. Thank you. There's so much
to talk about content, no film, the birth, not on
our Instagram Paperry I.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Ryan had the snip for a reason, like we are
absolutely at capacity with three children.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Ryan. I look at Ryan and he looks like a
real man. To me, I didn't realize he'd been newted.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Ah, I don't. He is very much a real man.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
See, I'm not getting the snip.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh, well, that's because you're not having sex.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well no, it's because when I remarry. Oh yeah, right,
twenty two year old model, she'll probably want kids. Sure,
you know, so I want to be still be a
real man. Oh okay, right, how long ago did Ryan
have the snip?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Five years ago?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, yeah, and you've listen.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
It's one hundred percent going to be negative.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm still like five six days out from even getting
my period. I just mentioned sensitive nipples and a bit
of in the morning morning. I think the only reason
that we're even entertaining this is because my psychic friend
Anna has always said.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
To me, you're having four children.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I was like, I don't know how, and she goes,
I don't know, there's four?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You said. She's been right about everything else she's ever done.
She's always right.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
She's been right about a lot of things. But when
Ryan got the snip and we've been safe for.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Five years, I just assumed that maybe it was the
one things she didn't get right.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well, just before we gave Amy the pregnancy test, during
those couple of songs we played you have been into
the ladies? Yep, so you just I've never done a
pregnancy test. You funny that you hold it.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
In your whee stream five seconds?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Five? You weed on this thing in front of me.
You weed on for five seconds? Yes, Chris, should I
have gloves or something.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I've wiped it down.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I didn't wipe on the handle part, Okay, I weed
on the part that's covered in the lid.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
No, don't hold that part.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
What the white bitchy. Okay, the pink bits.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Now you can flip it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Don't touch the pink bit. Okay. So five years ago,
weirdly sick, and you put this out on your socials,
and you had women whose husband had for sect me
is ten years prior, who suddenly got pregnant.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Lots of lots of accidents.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, for sure, not even accidents, lots of Like my
girlfriend had this, her husband had the snip, she felt pregnant,
like two years later with twin boys.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Twins, I hope you've got twins.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Everybody would not recover.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's like there's there's millions of sperm in every load.
Like it's just so Amy has done come on? All right,
So it's sitting in front of me. It's face down.
You brought it straight back and it had not been
the three minutes when you brought it back in, so
it has now been three minutes. I'm turning it over
(05:44):
to look at it now. It's like a COVID test, right,
is it the same?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
So if there's one line, it's just no.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Two lines is two lines is not pregnant?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
No, two lines is pregnant?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Two pink lines?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
How faint does the line need to be what does
it need to be?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Like a hard pink lines.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
One's a bit fainter than the others, but this too
about you're lying, no show me. It's just it's fainter though.
But it's like, there's too.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You're a liar, there's wine. I'm gonna throw this at
your head. You're an asshole. Even you got.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Our producer was like, oh my god, body his knuckles.
So many wines tonight, one line, one line, we're safe.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So one line on the pregnancy test, not with the wines.
Do we know how accurate the tests are?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Do we know the vasectomies aren't theays right? Do we
know the tests are ninety eight percent accurate?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah? They're pretty accurate. All right, Yeah we're good, sweet
sweet relief.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Was the lack of wine your number one concern?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Absolutely? I've got a wine label now. Can't go nine
months without.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It, Chris.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
As you know, I consider myself a feminist. Identify well,
a feminist is anyone who champions the progression and advancement
and equality for women, and as you know, that is
basically my life's mission.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Wow, and pigs might fly.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
So I found this story and obviously it piqued my interests.
Can we stop with this sexist office feature. It's a
hidden workplace occurrence that is making women less productive in
the workplace. I mean, that's the last thing I want
to hear about.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Nothing makes women unproductive. Are true warriors.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Unless it's cold? Oh yeah, yeah, women, Women are not
warriors if it's cold. Because sixty years ago they went, okay,
the standard office worker works best with this temperature, and
they said it, and it hasn't been updated. So, of course,
sixty years ago, mad men style thing. The standard office
worker was a bloke in a suit. So air conditioning
(08:09):
is set accordingly. Research is showing that women like the
temperature to be three to four degrees warmer than men.
Air conditioning is sexist, is what I'm saying, and should
be canceled.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I agree, discussed.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I agree because I I know, just having lived with
my dad, our household was always so cold, right, and
we adducted air con throughout our house, and every time
my mom and I would say, oh, you know, we're
so cold, I'd say I'm so cold.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Dad, he'd say, but I'm a jumper, Yeah, he'd say.
To my mum.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Put on some socks, and I was like, but we've
got air con? Can we not turn it up? But
it's because my dad operates like ten degrees hotter than
I do, and my mom and I feel the cold more. So.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, dads are also cheap though well he's.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, he's a raging titus as well.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So that was that I've turned into my dad. I
walk around the house turning all the lights out in rooms,
go oh, no one in this room, Why are the
lights on? Why are we running the heater today? And
so there's that. But in the office, obviously not an issue.
The company's paying for the air con, and apparently this
three degree difference is making women less productive.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I know that you're stuck on this one line, but
I agree because there's nothing worse than coming to work,
especially if you're sat at a desk stationary when you're
not moving around, you get really cold. Your fingers start
to go cold, your toes start to go cold. There's
nothing worse than being super cold. If you can just
bump up the air con, you know what, guys, you
(09:38):
can just take off your suit jackets.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, let's fix this injustice. As a feminist, just.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
To point paint the picture for you. We're sitting in
a studio right now and it is freezing cold, and
I have a heater on underneath my legs.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah that's Jackie. O's bev Jackie.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It keeps me warm because otherwise I would be freezing
cold in here.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, we're literally sitting You're sitting in Jackie's seat with
the heater under the desk because Jackie's always cold. I'm
sitting in Kyle's seat with this arctic vent.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Of air con is sexist.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Because Kyle likes and Kyle's I'm sitting under the God
it is.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
My point is proven.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well, let's fix it. Air conditioning is sexist and we
need to bring air conditioning into the twenty first century.
For god, I just cancel it anyway. That could be
our new segment, What's sexist this week? I want to
do it because I'm you.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Are you are a championing feminist.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I'm going to I'm going to find something sexist every week.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Good, it won't be hard.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Do you think there's a gender pay gap?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Again, I haven't actually spent a lot of time reading
up about it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm going to demand here at kiss gender equal pay.
I am demanding the same pay as Jackie O. If
she's she's on ten mil, then it's sexist to pay
me a dollar less.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Chris Gerard King Charles has made a boss move during
the week. Well you know how he's a stranged son
in commas Harry and Megan Megan, Megan Megan?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Why do you like her?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Why don't I like her? All right? Listen, Okay, well, no, no,
I've brought evidence. Don't worry. She brought out her crappy
product range of jams and things because their boutique and
bespoke and unique and turns out though it was made
in a factory in Pennsylvania or something, she's just creamy.
Listen to her on this podcast. Okay, and tell me
you like this woman?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
The very first question, because I think in friendship it's
so important.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
This is the heart.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
So many people also have this question for you. Is
you know Megan? How are you?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
And I'm okay, that's so kind, I am, I'm better
than okay. There's a lot of pinch.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Me moments right now.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
And at the same time, I think because I'm so
busy with so many different things, and for each of
those projects to mention in the show or the podcast
or the brand, the business. The most important thing that
I work on every day. My practice is trying to
really integrate it, to integrate the joy.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Integrate the joy is what she's Why are you hating
on her? Because she's integrating the joy and she's so
busy with a love her different projects and the brand.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh my god, you're like a troll. This is what
happens in troll's minds. They get fixated on a person
and then their entire personality, their speech, the way they look,
everything pisces them off.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
This is the first time I've brought up Megan marketing.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I know, but I can just see and hear
the distaste in your like you you hate her well?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
The Royal family hates her too, And this is why
I love what our dear love mean. King Charles has
returned fire because Megan has her crappy as ever range.
The King, our King, the King Charles has launched his
own range of lifestyle products, and people are saying, this
is a you know, at her. He's launched luxury dog
(13:10):
biscuits and tweed petwaar, Why is that a shot at her?
He's got a sense of fum.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
We've got Scottish little one of those white yuppy dogs
at the Royal people. Yeah, he's probably got them, and
he's he's he's had tweed sweaters made for them.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
The blurb, I swear is taking the piece out of
Meg and listen to this. This is the dog biscuits
hand baked in the Balmoral Castle kitchens. These one hundred
percent natural biscuits are lovingly made in small batches using
whole mill flour, egg and chicken stock. Would you feed
that to your dog?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
I mean no, I don't have a dog.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
They eat their own poo like.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, but he's appealing to a different Demographyreich.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Bag contains seventy five grams of wholesome goodness your dog.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Will love, right, Okay, I mean I also wouldn't buy
my dog at tweed coat.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
So yeah. Well, the biscuits are part of a wider
collection of lux dog accessories, including a bowl Moral Tweed
collar for thirty two pounds, Yeah, sixty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It surprises me because they're not sort of a pound
over there.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Are they exactly wanting to leave behind a legacy.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
No, he's wanted to stick it up, Megan, and go
look at this I'm going to sell more dog products
than you sell jam you reckon. I'd like to see
some other royals all get into this. They should all
have their own ranges, Okay, William, Prince William could maybe
a range.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Of transplant wigs.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah he could do the yeah yeah, advanced hair. Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, that'd be good. Prince
Harry could bring out his own range of paternity tests.
If you suspect your father is actually a famous race
car driver and not who they say is, he could
do that. And Prince Andrew, oh maybe friendship bracelets, my
(14:59):
little pony, stop cabbage patch kids. No, Chris, I am lonely,
Amy Gerard. Last night it was just I've got friends
on the WhatsApp group, but we've all got kids. We
never catch up. I lost contact with a lot of friends.
(15:21):
You know, my wife and.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I sleep in separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
The kids are sort of the main priority in our life.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yep. I'm just like you're a lonely man.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It struck me last night. I was on a Saturday
night watching a movie by myself. Gone, I think I'm lonely.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay, here's what I want you to consider, because this
exact same thing happened to my dad, and it happened
when he retired and my mum stayed on working. And
you essentially have this radio job, but your wife still works.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You want me to have an affair.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
No, I don't want you to have an affair.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I want you to think about getting an emotional support dog.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
A dog.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
They will bring you so much joy no matter what
kind of mood you're in, when you get home, they
are going to greet you with just sheer, happiness and excitement.
You can take them on walks, you can teach them trick.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
With little plastic bags in my pocket.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's okay, that's okay, and they just love you and
you can sit on the cat.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
They called a man's best friend for a reason.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You said an emotional support dog like you do? You
just mean a dog a.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Dog for everybody else, but because you're a sad, lonely man.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But I'm not going to be one of those flops
that takes them on the plane.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, you don't need to have it with you at
all times, and the kids will love it, and you
don't know, you might start doing family outings, going to
the dog parks or guess what, here's another thing. You
go to the dog park with your newfound you know,
your man's best friend.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Guess where are you going to meet chicks? I mean
to meet other dog owners.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
And I hate dog owners why because they talk about
their own dogs like their babies, and I don't want
to be one of those.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yes you do.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Also, dogs are like farts. People can't smell their own dogs.
I was in an uber the other day. The bloke
had no idea that he's cast stank like a dog,
like a wet dog.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Who can't smell their own farts.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, they smell better than other people's.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You can absolutely get dogs that don't smell like I
used to date a guy who had a bulldog and
that thing slobbered and molted and the entire house smell
like dog. But I've also got girlfriends who have got
like Cocker Spaniels and the Groodles.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
They're really good. They don't malt, They're very intelligent. I
feel like you need an intelligent dog.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I've asked Google what is the best dog breed to
have with young kids around? An Ai has come in here,
Rot Wheeler.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You're a lying I know you're lying because you don't
even have.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Chat GVT ball, massive pit bull.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You get American staffy.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Ooh, Siberian husky? Oh yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I would not I would get a groodle for you
or anything that's crossed with a poodle.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No, I'm not getting a little dog.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Goodles are not little babe.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Golden Retriever I mean, yeah, Golden Retriever or labrador.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Right, they're a nice family dog.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
They will molt and if you leave them unattended in
your pantry, they can eat themselves to death.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Is there a breed of dog that likes listening to
political rants?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
All dogs, Chris, All dogs, you know what.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
They won't back chat, they'll just listen.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm starting to realize why I'm lonely, Chris. Do I
know you, over the years have had your share of
trolls or people wanting to just give their two cents
about your parenting skills? Oh yeah, and you love it
and you love it?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's not even just
about parenting. It's pretty much just about me being alive
and breathing.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
But you know that sort of feedback helps you to
learn and be a better person.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, that's exactly who I'm taking criticism offs.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Abby, Holmes, I think you will relate to. She is
a sports commentator for Channel seven. She recently had a
baby congratulations abbot with her husband on June sixth. She
had the baby, but then revealed that she was going
to go back to her job at the AFL for
Round twenty on July twenty five for the Essendon Western
(19:26):
Bulldogs game. So just so a bit over a month,
about a month and a half. Yep, she's gone back
to work. She said she got trolled from people saying
that's too soon to go back to work.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I find it really funny that people who have absolutely
nothing to do with this woman feel like it's appropriate
for them to force their own opinion on her.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Right, Like, at the end of the day, do I
think five weeks or four weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Off is long enough? I mean, personally I wouldn't do that.
But also, am I going to go on someone's platform
and troll them because it's not how I've chosen to
do things?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, there could be a multitude of reasons why she
has to go back. She could also be going back
to report. What is she a journalist?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I think she's on the sideline so AFL commentator. I
mean she probably loves a job. That's a cool job.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's a cool job.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Can I also just say I take my hat off
to her because five weeks postpartum, I look like Princess Fiona. Like.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I wasn't showering.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I had a bulging bazookas hanging off my chest that
looked like four year olds. I was breastfeeding around the
clock every two hours. I was in no state or
condition to be leaving the house.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
So hats off to her.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
If she and I'm assuming she's going to have to
get old up and looked presentable.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
She looked amazing. You'd look at her and you'd never
know she'd had a baby a.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Month ago after her I think that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I reckon it might be a TV because an old
friend of mine, Emma Lawrence, who works at Channel nine.
Now you would have seen her if you watched the
State of Origin. She was doing the State of Origin
and she was on screen there with Freddie Fittler, and
she and she still had like her baby bow. She
had just given birth that recently, but she was straight
back at workers well and good honor, and she's a champion.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, there must be something in TV, because like you
can become quite replaceable, that's the thing, and quickly too, right.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
A woman working in TV. Yeah, Like, if you work
at the tax office, you know you can take your
six months maternity leave, come back and your job's they're
waiting for you. But TV someone fills in for you,
and some peg of a TV executive goes, oh, she's good,
you're gone again. Yeah, she's better replace her, she's younger.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
How sad is that for females.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It's really sad. I'm not saying it's good, but there
are there are some pigs running.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I also think that there are some women out there
who are really really career orientated. I've got a girlfriend
who never really wanted children, and then she got married
and her husband really really wanted one.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Now she has a.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Really successful career, and they kind of came to the agreement,
and they had the conversation around the fact it she
would obviously carry a child and then when it was born,
she would be back at work and he would stay
at home raising the child.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
So they actually sort of had the conversation where she went, listen,
I'll be your gestational vessel.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well, men can't have babies, right, No, they.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Can't so you need my uterus, you can use it,
but then it's coming out. I'm handing it to you
and I'm going back to work.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, that's exactly right. It's where like a little an
oven on legs.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And if anyone at the Daily Mail is listening and
wants to take that out of content, the headline absolutely
well is Gerard says, we're like an oven with legs,
as her co host Chris Page laughed along. Don't believe what.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You read, don't feel like what's wrong with that? I'm
women's bodies are amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
We cook babies.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Sure, I'm not talking about women's bodies. It's a nice
let's just have a nice Sunday and a nice everyone.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
You know what I miss?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I miss the old school, proper men's magazines. And I
don't mean like Hustler and Penthouse Couples for no. I
mean the Zoo Weekly, Maximum, Trashy Ones, the trading mags
that had come out and they were real men's magazines
were they nowadays? Now I go to the hairdresser, they
(23:36):
give me GQ and Men's Health.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Like sophisticated men's magazine.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, where they rate all the face moisturizes and give
you a new way to do crunches.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, you just want to get back to the bogan mags,
the trashy ones.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I want people sending in their gross.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Injuries like compound fraction, mangled.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hands and things, and crystal from Big Brothers boots. That's all.
That's a men's What do you mean they've had them removed? Why?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
A lot of people who have implants get them removed.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Really, Yeah, they get breastplant illness and whatnot, so they
just get them removed.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Would you ever get yours take care of?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Oh no, I love mine, I love yours.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
But what about when you're like sixty? Nah?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
All right, they're coming to the grave with me. They
can go up in the inferno when I get torched.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I wonder what when they do put you in the
incinerator when you get well, do they just melt absolutely?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Maybe there's green smoke.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
When they put you in an urn, all your ashes melted.
I bring up men's magazines for a reason because Maxim
magazine is one of the good old ones. Well it's
copping flak because someone dug up something they printed in
two thousand and seven. I mean, and now that's like
the internet.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Scene years ago. Yeah, what have they done?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It has aged badly, I'll give them that. In two
thousand and seven, Maxim magazine did a countdown of the
least sexiest women in the world because they used to
do all the sexiest ones ones the top five unsexiest
women in the world. Do you want to know who
they are?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Sure? And I'm prefacing this with we are not condoning it.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'm saying this a list. This was a different time.
Number one Sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
What why she's beautiful?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Said? How the hell did this horse face broad managed?
Oh my god? This okay, So it was a different time. Oh,
I see age badly. I'm telling you. Number two Amy Winehouse,
who was still alive.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I can understand what okay, yep.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Number three Gray's Anatomy star Sandra.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Oh, I don't even know which one that is.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
She's Chinese, she's the Asian one. Yeah, but that's.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Why I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Is it because of the characters they play?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I think that definitely plays a part of course.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, and Amy Winehouse is great singer, but she's not
oozing sex appeal.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, yeah, she had a needle hanging out of her
own most of the time.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Madonna at number four.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Oh harsh, that's a bit mean. She was sexy back
in her pride.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, it says it's because of her self righteous belly
aching and rapid post nuptial deterioration. Number five Britney spears
with Maxim listing her messy private life, weight gain and
losing the ability to perform Wow, recanceled. Okay, it's twenty
twenty five. I reckon. What we can get away with
(26:31):
is the top five unsexiest men in the world. Who
are the top five just ch men?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Donald Trump? Oh, come on, he is not sexy.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
What about that head of hair?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, he's actually quite physically repulsive based on looks.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Right.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
The whole psychotic racist thing as well, doesn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
That I'm purely going off looks here.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, mister beans bean Atkins, Yeah, he is not sexy.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
But his face has so much character he can.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, but he's not sexy like no.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, mister bean Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Marilyn Manson, Yeah, that man is terrifying to.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Look at exactly, and no one wants to have anything
to do with him, to the extent we had to
get his own ribs removed.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yes, listen, I've got one who This is quite controversial.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I may get trolled for this. Ed Cheran stop it
based purely on looks.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Incredibly talented man, but you take away his singing voice
and his guitar and his skill to perform.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
But you can't take away he's singing voice and that's
part of who he is.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
No, but he's not an attractive man.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Talk to the honey. A thousand women sitting in a
stadium just frothing as.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He wasn't nice.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
He seems like a lovely guy, but I don't find
him sexy. I know, I feel like I'm allowed to
say that.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
No, yeah, you are about you? Amy Gerard on Instagram.
Do you want to get in touch with come for me?
Share it with the fan class. They're vicious, okay, and
you need one more? Four?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Who's that creepy guy?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Steve Steve Busquemi Steve BESHEMI, Yes, he's gross.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Good actor. That's a character in.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
That, but he always plays the creepy guy.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yes, missed it, pink because you're anyway?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, what about you? Who's your least unsexiest woman?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't think you're allowed to do it? Tread carefully
when they say Sarah Jessica Parker and you were like, what,
there are those women that are hot to women? I
think Julia Roberts is another one. And I'm not saying
Julia roberts Is aren't attractive, but women gush over how
beautiful Julia Roberts is, and I think most men go, well, yeah,
(28:57):
but you know she's not Margo Robbie.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Julia robertson Pretty Woman was an absolutely prostitute. That too
that the beautiful strawberry blonde hair and the big smile.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
The little ripped skirt and the thigh high boots didn't
do any harm either.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Who I bet they did it
Speaker 2 (29:16):
On Chris Page and Amy Gerard
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Good morning, Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains
to be seen.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Chris Paige and Amy Girard, Hey, good morning everyone. Welcome
to Sunday Amy Gerard morning. Now, we've got a big
show today, Yes we do. Later on we're going to
give you your pregnancy test. If you missed it yesterday,
Amy might be pregnant.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I mean chances are so so slim that it's
like ninety nine percent.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know. Brian's out of a sectomy. We know
they're not one hundred percent accurate, and he never got
it tested.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
But we've been active for like five years and no issue.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You said someone had gone ten years but still not pregnant.
That is coming up after nine o'clock this morning, so
I make sure you're listening.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
But you know what I want to tell you about
what I had this conversation with my girl, and yesterday
there are twenty more Sundays until Christmas, just twenty oh
my god, Like, do you feel like you just put
your Christmas tree down?
Speaker 3 (01:20):
I annoy my wife by keeping the Christmas tree as
long as possible, so you get a true one to
I get a real.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Christmas tree, you wait till it's decaying.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I make it has to get to Australia Day at
least no way, and this year my new record. I
got to Valentine's Day with the Christmas tree.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Was it brown?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
It was starting to go brown? But I spray it
with water and everything. I take care of it really
well because my wife hates being up long said were
still alive. It smells good?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Yeah, okay, I mean I kept mine up for halfway
through January and people were giving me grief about it then.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
But mine's also not real.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Now I'm going for Easter this year. Oh yeah, Easter.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I've actually got a girlfriend who leaves her Christmas tree
up the entire year, and it became this like running joke.
She takes all the decorations off it, but she just
leaves it in the corner of her laundry.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
What color is it? A white one or.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
One fake green?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Very Christmasy looking Christmas tree. But twenty Christmas, you know
we're going to blink in. Christmas is going to be here.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I'm probably going to walk into Maya this afternoon and
Christmas Carols.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, you will never too early.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Oh you know, you know what we haven't heard.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
It's too early in August.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
What's the day, the tenth of August?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I mean this is Christmas in August.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Christmas is okay, no, no, no, I'm told it's too early.
For give it a few more weeks.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I can't wait for.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Chris.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Tell you what. Yeah, Amy, if you're pregnant, it's just
it's great for the show. Thank you. There's so much
to talk about content, no film, the birth, not on
our Instagram Paperry I.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Ryan had the snip for a reason, like we are
absolutely at capacity with three children.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Ryan. I look at Ryan and he looks like a
real man. To me, I didn't realize he'd been newted.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Ah, I don't. He is very much a real man.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
See, I'm not getting the snip.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh, well, that's because you're not having sex.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well no, it's because when I remarry. Oh yeah, right,
twenty two year old model, she'll probably want kids. Sure,
you know, so I want to be still be a
real man. Oh okay, right, how long ago did Ryan
have the snip?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Five years ago?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, yeah, and you've listen.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
It's one hundred percent going to be negative.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm still like five six days out from even getting
my period. I just mentioned sensitive nipples and a bit
of in the morning morning. I think the only reason
that we're even entertaining this is because my psychic friend
Anna has always said.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
To me, you're having four children.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I was like, I don't know how, and she goes,
I don't know, there's four?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
You said. She's been right about everything else she's ever done.
She's always right.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
She's been right about a lot of things. But when
Ryan got the snip and we've been safe for.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Five years, I just assumed that maybe it was the
one things she didn't get right.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well, just before we gave Amy the pregnancy test, during
those couple of songs we played you have been into
the ladies? Yep, so you just I've never done a
pregnancy test. You funny that you hold it.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
In your whee stream five seconds?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Five? You weed on this thing in front of me.
You weed on for five seconds? Yes, Chris, should I
have gloves or something.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
I've wiped it down.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I didn't wipe on the handle part, Okay, I weed
on the part that's covered in the lid.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
No, don't hold that part.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
What the white bitchy. Okay, the pink bits.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Now you can flip it.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
Don't touch the pink bit. Okay. So five years ago,
weirdly sick, and you put this out on your socials,
and you had women whose husband had for sect me
is ten years prior, who suddenly got pregnant.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Lots of lots of accidents.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Yeah, for sure, not even accidents, lots of Like my
girlfriend had this, her husband had the snip, she felt pregnant,
like two years later with twin boys.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Twins, I hope you've got twins.
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Everybody would not recover.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It's like there's there's millions of sperm in every load.
Like it's just so Amy has done come on? All right,
So it's sitting in front of me. It's face down.
You brought it straight back and it had not been
the three minutes when you brought it back in, so
it has now been three minutes. I'm turning it over
(05:44):
to look at it now. It's like a COVID test, right,
is it the same?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
So if there's one line, it's just no.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Two lines is two lines is not pregnant?
Speaker 4 (05:56):
No, two lines is pregnant?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Two pink lines?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
How faint does the line need to be what does
it need to be?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Like a hard pink lines.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
One's a bit fainter than the others, but this too
about you're lying, no show me. It's just it's fainter though.
But it's like, there's too.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
You're a liar, there's wine. I'm gonna throw this at
your head. You're an asshole. Even you got.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Our producer was like, oh my god, body his knuckles.
So many wines tonight, one line, one line, we're safe.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
So one line on the pregnancy test, not with the wines.
Do we know how accurate the tests are?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Do we know the vasectomies aren't theays right? Do we
know the tests are ninety eight percent accurate?
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Yeah? They're pretty accurate. All right, Yeah we're good, sweet
sweet relief.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Was the lack of wine your number one concern?
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Absolutely? I've got a wine label now. Can't go nine
months without.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
It, Chris.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
As you know, I consider myself a feminist. Identify well,
a feminist is anyone who champions the progression and advancement
and equality for women, and as you know, that is
basically my life's mission.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Wow, and pigs might fly.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
So I found this story and obviously it piqued my interests.
Can we stop with this sexist office feature. It's a
hidden workplace occurrence that is making women less productive in
the workplace. I mean, that's the last thing I want
to hear about.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Nothing makes women unproductive. Are true warriors.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Unless it's cold? Oh yeah, yeah, women, Women are not
warriors if it's cold. Because sixty years ago they went, okay,
the standard office worker works best with this temperature, and
they said it, and it hasn't been updated. So, of course,
sixty years ago, mad men style thing. The standard office
worker was a bloke in a suit. So air conditioning
(08:09):
is set accordingly. Research is showing that women like the
temperature to be three to four degrees warmer than men.
Air conditioning is sexist, is what I'm saying, and should
be canceled.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I agree, discussed.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I agree because I I know, just having lived with
my dad, our household was always so cold, right, and
we adducted air con throughout our house, and every time
my mom and I would say, oh, you know, we're
so cold, I'd say I'm so cold.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Dad, he'd say, but I'm a jumper, Yeah, he'd say.
To my mum.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Put on some socks, and I was like, but we've
got air con? Can we not turn it up? But
it's because my dad operates like ten degrees hotter than
I do, and my mom and I feel the cold more. So.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, dads are also cheap though well he's.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, he's a raging titus as well.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
So that was that I've turned into my dad. I
walk around the house turning all the lights out in rooms,
go oh, no one in this room, Why are the
lights on? Why are we running the heater today? And
so there's that. But in the office, obviously not an issue.
The company's paying for the air con, and apparently this
three degree difference is making women less productive.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
I know that you're stuck on this one line, but
I agree because there's nothing worse than coming to work,
especially if you're sat at a desk stationary when you're
not moving around, you get really cold. Your fingers start
to go cold, your toes start to go cold. There's
nothing worse than being super cold. If you can just
bump up the air con, you know what, guys, you
(09:38):
can just take off your suit jackets.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Well, let's fix this injustice. As a feminist, just.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
To point paint the picture for you. We're sitting in
a studio right now and it is freezing cold, and
I have a heater on underneath my legs.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Yeah that's Jackie. O's bev Jackie.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
It keeps me warm because otherwise I would be freezing
cold in here.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Well, we're literally sitting You're sitting in Jackie's seat with
the heater under the desk because Jackie's always cold. I'm
sitting in Kyle's seat with this arctic vent.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Of air con is sexist.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Because Kyle likes and Kyle's I'm sitting under the God
it is.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
My point is proven.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Well, let's fix it. Air conditioning is sexist and we
need to bring air conditioning into the twenty first century.
For god, I just cancel it anyway. That could be
our new segment, What's sexist this week? I want to
do it because I'm you.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Are you are a championing feminist.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I'm going to I'm going to find something sexist every week.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Good, it won't be hard.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Do you think there's a gender pay gap?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Again, I haven't actually spent a lot of time reading
up about it.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm going to demand here at kiss gender equal pay.
I am demanding the same pay as Jackie O. If
she's she's on ten mil, then it's sexist to pay
me a dollar less.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
I agree.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Chris Gerard King Charles has made a boss move during
the week. Well you know how he's a stranged son
in commas Harry and Megan Megan, Megan Megan?
Speaker 4 (11:15):
Why do you like her?
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Why don't I like her? All right? Listen, Okay, well, no, no,
I've brought evidence. Don't worry. She brought out her crappy
product range of jams and things because their boutique and
bespoke and unique and turns out though it was made
in a factory in Pennsylvania or something, she's just creamy.
Listen to her on this podcast. Okay, and tell me
you like this woman?
Speaker 5 (11:37):
The very first question, because I think in friendship it's
so important.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
This is the heart.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
So many people also have this question for you. Is
you know Megan? How are you?
Speaker 5 (11:47):
And I'm okay, that's so kind, I am, I'm better
than okay. There's a lot of pinch.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Me moments right now.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
And at the same time, I think because I'm so
busy with so many different things, and for each of
those projects to mention in the show or the podcast
or the brand, the business. The most important thing that
I work on every day. My practice is trying to
really integrate it, to integrate the joy.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Integrate the joy is what she's Why are you hating
on her? Because she's integrating the joy and she's so
busy with a love her different projects and the brand.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh my god, you're like a troll. This is what
happens in troll's minds. They get fixated on a person
and then their entire personality, their speech, the way they look,
everything pisces them off.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
This is the first time I've brought up Megan marketing.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Yeah, I know, but I can just see and hear
the distaste in your like you you hate her well?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
The Royal family hates her too, And this is why
I love what our dear love mean. King Charles has
returned fire because Megan has her crappy as ever range.
The King, our King, the King Charles has launched his
own range of lifestyle products, and people are saying, this
is a you know, at her. He's launched luxury dog
(13:10):
biscuits and tweed petwaar, Why is that a shot at her?
He's got a sense of fum.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
We've got Scottish little one of those white yuppy dogs
at the Royal people. Yeah, he's probably got them, and
he's he's he's had tweed sweaters made for them.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
The blurb, I swear is taking the piece out of
Meg and listen to this. This is the dog biscuits
hand baked in the Balmoral Castle kitchens. These one hundred
percent natural biscuits are lovingly made in small batches using
whole mill flour, egg and chicken stock. Would you feed
that to your dog?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
I mean no, I don't have a dog.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
They eat their own poo like.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Yeah, but he's appealing to a different Demographyreich.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Bag contains seventy five grams of wholesome goodness your dog.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Will love, right, Okay, I mean I also wouldn't buy
my dog at tweed coat.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
So yeah. Well, the biscuits are part of a wider
collection of lux dog accessories, including a bowl Moral Tweed
collar for thirty two pounds, Yeah, sixty five dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
It surprises me because they're not sort of a pound
over there.
Speaker 4 (14:15):
Are they exactly wanting to leave behind a legacy.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
No, he's wanted to stick it up, Megan, and go
look at this I'm going to sell more dog products
than you sell jam you reckon. I'd like to see
some other royals all get into this. They should all
have their own ranges, Okay, William, Prince William could maybe
a range.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Of transplant wigs.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah he could do the yeah yeah, advanced hair. Yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, that'd be good. Prince
Harry could bring out his own range of paternity tests.
If you suspect your father is actually a famous race
car driver and not who they say is, he could
do that. And Prince Andrew, oh maybe friendship bracelets, my
(14:59):
little pony, stop cabbage patch kids. No, Chris, I am lonely,
Amy Gerard. Last night it was just I've got friends
on the WhatsApp group, but we've all got kids. We
never catch up. I lost contact with a lot of friends.
(15:21):
You know, my wife and.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I sleep in separate rooms.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
The kids are sort of the main priority in our life.
Speaker 4 (15:29):
Yep. I'm just like you're a lonely man.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
It struck me last night. I was on a Saturday
night watching a movie by myself. Gone, I think I'm lonely.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Okay, here's what I want you to consider, because this
exact same thing happened to my dad, and it happened
when he retired and my mum stayed on working. And
you essentially have this radio job, but your wife still works.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
You want me to have an affair.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
No, I don't want you to have an affair.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I want you to think about getting an emotional support dog.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
A dog.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
They will bring you so much joy no matter what
kind of mood you're in, when you get home, they
are going to greet you with just sheer, happiness and excitement.
You can take them on walks, you can teach them trick.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
With little plastic bags in my pocket.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
That's okay, that's okay, and they just love you and
you can sit on the cat.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
They called a man's best friend for a reason.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
You said an emotional support dog like you do? You
just mean a dog a.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Dog for everybody else, but because you're a sad, lonely man.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
But I'm not going to be one of those flops
that takes them on the plane.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
No, you don't need to have it with you at
all times, and the kids will love it, and you
don't know, you might start doing family outings, going to
the dog parks or guess what, here's another thing. You
go to the dog park with your newfound you know,
your man's best friend.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Guess where are you going to meet chicks? I mean
to meet other dog owners.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
And I hate dog owners why because they talk about
their own dogs like their babies, and I don't want
to be one of those.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Yes you do.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Also, dogs are like farts. People can't smell their own dogs.
I was in an uber the other day. The bloke
had no idea that he's cast stank like a dog,
like a wet dog.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Who can't smell their own farts.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Well, they smell better than other people's.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
You can absolutely get dogs that don't smell like I
used to date a guy who had a bulldog and
that thing slobbered and molted and the entire house smell
like dog. But I've also got girlfriends who have got
like Cocker Spaniels and the Groodles.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
They're really good. They don't malt, They're very intelligent. I
feel like you need an intelligent dog.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
I've asked Google what is the best dog breed to
have with young kids around? An Ai has come in here,
Rot Wheeler.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
You're a lying I know you're lying because you don't
even have.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Chat GVT ball, massive pit bull.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You get American staffy.
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Ooh, Siberian husky? Oh yeah, they're nice.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I would not I would get a groodle for you
or anything that's crossed with a poodle.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
No, I'm not getting a little dog.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Goodles are not little babe.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Golden Retriever I mean, yeah, Golden Retriever or labrador.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
Right, they're a nice family dog.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
They will molt and if you leave them unattended in
your pantry, they can eat themselves to death.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
Is there a breed of dog that likes listening to
political rants?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
All dogs, Chris, All dogs, you know what.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
They won't back chat, they'll just listen.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I'm starting to realize why I'm lonely, Chris. Do I
know you, over the years have had your share of
trolls or people wanting to just give their two cents
about your parenting skills? Oh yeah, and you love it
and you love it?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Oh yeah, I love it. Yeah, it's not even just
about parenting. It's pretty much just about me being alive
and breathing.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
But you know that sort of feedback helps you to
learn and be a better person.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Yeah, that's exactly who I'm taking criticism offs.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Abby, Holmes, I think you will relate to. She is
a sports commentator for Channel seven. She recently had a
baby congratulations abbot with her husband on June sixth. She
had the baby, but then revealed that she was going
to go back to her job at the AFL for
Round twenty on July twenty five for the Essendon Western
(19:26):
Bulldogs game. So just so a bit over a month,
about a month and a half. Yep, she's gone back
to work. She said she got trolled from people saying
that's too soon to go back to work.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
I find it really funny that people who have absolutely
nothing to do with this woman feel like it's appropriate
for them to force their own opinion on her.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Right, Like, at the end of the day, do I
think five weeks or four weeks.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Off is long enough? I mean, personally I wouldn't do that.
But also, am I going to go on someone's platform
and troll them because it's not how I've chosen to
do things?
Speaker 2 (20:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
No, there could be a multitude of reasons why she
has to go back. She could also be going back
to report. What is she a journalist?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
I think she's on the sideline so AFL commentator. I
mean she probably loves a job. That's a cool job.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's a cool job.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Can I also just say I take my hat off
to her because five weeks postpartum, I look like Princess Fiona. Like.
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I wasn't showering.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I had a bulging bazookas hanging off my chest that
looked like four year olds. I was breastfeeding around the
clock every two hours. I was in no state or
condition to be leaving the house.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
So hats off to her.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
If she and I'm assuming she's going to have to
get old up and looked presentable.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
She looked amazing. You'd look at her and you'd never
know she'd had a baby a.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Month ago after her I think that's incredible.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I reckon it might be a TV because an old
friend of mine, Emma Lawrence, who works at Channel nine.
Now you would have seen her if you watched the
State of Origin. She was doing the State of Origin
and she was on screen there with Freddie Fittler, and
she and she still had like her baby bow. She
had just given birth that recently, but she was straight
back at workers well and good honor, and she's a champion.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Well, there must be something in TV, because like you
can become quite replaceable, that's the thing, and quickly too, right.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
A woman working in TV. Yeah, Like, if you work
at the tax office, you know you can take your
six months maternity leave, come back and your job's they're
waiting for you. But TV someone fills in for you,
and some peg of a TV executive goes, oh, she's good,
you're gone again. Yeah, she's better replace her, she's younger.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
How sad is that for females.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
It's really sad. I'm not saying it's good, but there
are there are some pigs running.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I also think that there are some women out there
who are really really career orientated. I've got a girlfriend
who never really wanted children, and then she got married
and her husband really really wanted one.
Speaker 4 (22:01):
Now she has a.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Really successful career, and they kind of came to the agreement,
and they had the conversation around the fact it she
would obviously carry a child and then when it was born,
she would be back at work and he would stay
at home raising the child.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
So they actually sort of had the conversation where she went, listen,
I'll be your gestational vessel.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Well, men can't have babies, right, No, they.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
Can't so you need my uterus, you can use it,
but then it's coming out. I'm handing it to you
and I'm going back to work.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, that's exactly right. It's where like a little an
oven on legs.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
And if anyone at the Daily Mail is listening and
wants to take that out of content, the headline absolutely
well is Gerard says, we're like an oven with legs,
as her co host Chris Page laughed along. Don't believe what.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You read, don't feel like what's wrong with that? I'm
women's bodies are amazing.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
We cook babies.
Speaker 3 (23:02):
Sure, I'm not talking about women's bodies. It's a nice
let's just have a nice Sunday and a nice everyone.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
You know what I miss?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I miss the old school, proper men's magazines. And I
don't mean like Hustler and Penthouse Couples for no. I
mean the Zoo Weekly, Maximum, Trashy Ones, the trading mags
that had come out and they were real men's magazines
were they nowadays? Now I go to the hairdresser, they
(23:36):
give me GQ and Men's Health.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Like sophisticated men's magazine.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Yeah, where they rate all the face moisturizes and give
you a new way to do crunches.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Yeah, you just want to get back to the bogan mags,
the trashy ones.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I want people sending in their gross.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
Injuries like compound fraction, mangled.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hands and things, and crystal from Big Brothers boots. That's all.
That's a men's What do you mean they've had them removed? Why?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
A lot of people who have implants get them removed.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Really, Yeah, they get breastplant illness and whatnot, so they
just get them removed.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Would you ever get yours take care of?
Speaker 4 (24:13):
Oh no, I love mine, I love yours.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
But what about when you're like sixty? Nah?
Speaker 4 (24:19):
All right, they're coming to the grave with me. They
can go up in the inferno when I get torched.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I wonder what when they do put you in the
incinerator when you get well, do they just melt absolutely?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Maybe there's green smoke.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
When they put you in an urn, all your ashes melted.
I bring up men's magazines for a reason because Maxim
magazine is one of the good old ones. Well it's
copping flak because someone dug up something they printed in
two thousand and seven. I mean, and now that's like
the internet.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Scene years ago. Yeah, what have they done?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
It has aged badly, I'll give them that. In two
thousand and seven, Maxim magazine did a countdown of the
least sexiest women in the world because they used to
do all the sexiest ones ones the top five unsexiest
women in the world. Do you want to know who
they are?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Sure? And I'm prefacing this with we are not condoning it.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
I'm saying this a list. This was a different time.
Number one Sarah Jessica Parker.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
What why she's beautiful?
Speaker 3 (25:25):
Said? How the hell did this horse face broad managed?
Oh my god? This okay, So it was a different time. Oh,
I see age badly. I'm telling you. Number two Amy Winehouse,
who was still alive.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I can understand what okay, yep.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Number three Gray's Anatomy star Sandra.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Oh, I don't even know which one that is.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
She's Chinese, she's the Asian one. Yeah, but that's.
Speaker 4 (25:49):
Why I don't remember.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Is it because of the characters they play?
Speaker 3 (25:53):
I think that definitely plays a part of course.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, and Amy Winehouse is great singer, but she's not
oozing sex appeal.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Well, yeah, she had a needle hanging out of her
own most of the time.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
Madonna at number four.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
Oh harsh, that's a bit mean. She was sexy back
in her pride.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Okay, it says it's because of her self righteous belly
aching and rapid post nuptial deterioration. Number five Britney spears
with Maxim listing her messy private life, weight gain and
losing the ability to perform Wow, recanceled. Okay, it's twenty
twenty five. I reckon. What we can get away with
(26:31):
is the top five unsexiest men in the world. Who
are the top five just ch men?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Donald Trump? Oh, come on, he is not sexy.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
What about that head of hair?
Speaker 1 (26:44):
No, he's actually quite physically repulsive based on looks.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Right.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
The whole psychotic racist thing as well, doesn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
That I'm purely going off looks here.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Okay, mister beans bean Atkins, Yeah, he is not sexy.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
But his face has so much character he can.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
Yeah, but he's not sexy like no.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Okay, mister bean Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Marilyn Manson, Yeah, that man is terrifying to.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
Look at exactly, and no one wants to have anything
to do with him, to the extent we had to
get his own ribs removed.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Yes, listen, I've got one who This is quite controversial.
Speaker 4 (27:23):
I may get trolled for this. Ed Cheran stop it
based purely on looks.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Incredibly talented man, but you take away his singing voice
and his guitar and his skill to perform.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
But you can't take away he's singing voice and that's
part of who he is.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
No, but he's not an attractive man.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Talk to the honey. A thousand women sitting in a
stadium just frothing as.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He wasn't nice.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
He seems like a lovely guy, but I don't find
him sexy. I know, I feel like I'm allowed to
say that.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
No, yeah, you are about you? Amy Gerard on Instagram.
Do you want to get in touch with come for me?
Share it with the fan class. They're vicious, okay, and
you need one more? Four?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Who's that creepy guy?
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Steve Steve Busquemi Steve BESHEMI, Yes, he's gross.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
Good actor. That's a character in.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
That, but he always plays the creepy guy.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yes, missed it, pink because you're anyway?
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah, what about you? Who's your least unsexiest woman?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I don't think you're allowed to do it? Tread carefully
when they say Sarah Jessica Parker and you were like, what,
there are those women that are hot to women? I
think Julia Roberts is another one. And I'm not saying
Julia roberts Is aren't attractive, but women gush over how
beautiful Julia Roberts is, and I think most men go, well, yeah,
(28:57):
but you know she's not Margo Robbie.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Julia robertson Pretty Woman was an absolutely prostitute. That too
that the beautiful strawberry blonde hair and the big smile.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
The little ripped skirt and the thigh high boots didn't
do any harm either.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Who I bet they did it
Speaker 2 (29:16):
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