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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go. Good morning that remains to be seen.
Chris Page and Amy Gerard, Well, good morning everyone, and
good morning to you. Amy Gerard. Look what the cat
dragg did? Look at me with just a few minutes
to go. You made it to wear.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
And I well, I am on time. That's all that matters.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You're on time. I'm slurring. Well done.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I gave it a good note.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Amy's had a Hen's night last night. By the way,
we spoke about this yesterday. I did you look remarkable
for eight am after a Hen's night? You look great?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, listen. I feel like weekend radio kind of puts
a little bit of a damp and on my weeget
sinan again. I just always know in the back of
my head, I'm like, you gotta get up at six thirty.
You got to get up?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Oh so you've been just sleep well? You didn't go through? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Did I stay like the whole night? Or did I
have an app? No? I paced myself. I still had
a good night, gave it a good nudge. Did take
two hydro light too? Neurothan I wore a face mask
on the way in and slapped on some makeup in
the lift.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
For tips for anyone, Yeah, and take it from Amy.
If you want to listen to an alcoholic, tell you
how you can avoid this. It takes one to no one.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I have an alcoholic drinks every day. I only drink
on the weekends these days binging.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, So the hydra light before or after.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I take it before bed, right before bed to hydra
light and a little cup of water, and I just
shot it down and too neuropan because it's an anti
inflammatory and I often get a headache. So I feel
like that works a real treat. And then you're going
to get Macas drive through in the morning.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
The Macas drive through skin if you want to take
it from a career expert, a real veteran. Yes of
the drinking industry. Coke, the frozen coke and coke from machers.
Get through there or go to the movies, grab yourself
the massive jumbo frozen coke. Something about the sugar and
(02:18):
the coldness of it, but it just it does the
job much better than just normal normal What about food?
Double quarter pounder, double quarter found, the double QP.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Load yourself up with some beef.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
You'll hate yourself afterwards, but you'll feel better for about
ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I always say, you've got to have some You got
to wake up, and you've got to skull some water,
have some food, yeap. Probably take more neurofim and go
back for a thirty minute nap and you'll wake up
Rider's rain.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I had a second. I have to say this bit.
You know, the really good way to avoid a hangover
is not to drink at all. Kids, Chris, this.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Is a quick pat all the parents out there.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Don't go to the dentist. Just let nature take its course.
It's worked for hundreds of thousands of years for humanity.
We survived without dentists.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
That is exactly not what I was going to say. Actually,
it was going to be invest in some private health insurance.
Now my husband was bit on the fence. He was like,
you know the amount you pay, you would have that
in your bank if and when you needed it for
whatever medical bill. Big b. My dad has always told
me the opposite. He was like, make sure you've got
(03:27):
top cover private health insurance, blah blah blah. And I've
never really paid much attention to it until now my
middle child, Bob's the Bob sled Bobby. He needs some
dental work and you know, like going to the dentist,
it's never that fun.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But Bobby's seven, right, Bobby's seven, aren't they all still
baby teeth?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Ah? Half and half? He's got a few adult teeth.
He's got his back adult molers right, they're growing down
all over the place. I've already taken him to the
orthodontists because I already know he's going to need braces.
They told me to come back when he gets all
these adult teeth. So in between that, I've taken him
to the normal dentist, who's bumped me on to a
pediatric dentist. And I just I rang Ryan straight afterwards
(04:08):
and I was like, Babe, we've got to up our
profit health for show.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
The pediatric dentist would be the equivalent of when you're
buying flowers. And then you mentioned that it's a wedding.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, or a baby shower.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Ah yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah. So Ryan actually took Bobby during the week and
took down lots of notes for me, and apparently he
needs to go under It is a full hospital admission
general arnesthetic, lots of work done, caps this blah blah
blah for a lot of money, and I don't know.
I don't want to offend any pediatric dentists here, but like,
(04:46):
at what point do we maybe do some further investigating,
Like I am very tempted to put some photos into
GBT and say, hey, look at this decay, Like how
bad would it be to leave these teeth as they are?
And I mean their baby teeth. They're going to fall
out anyway.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And then if you don't like what that says, you
can go to Grock or one of the other ais
keep going to your the answer you want.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
It's kind of like, you know, builders, like I have
no idea when it comes to building, neither does my husband,
and so we can say, oh, we want X, Y
and Z, and the builder go, yeah, fifteen grand and
I can't even dispute it because I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh, the dentists are the mechanics of the medical industry,
because you don't know what they're talking about. When they
say this is going to I need to do this.
It's going to cost twelve thousand dollars. You go okay,
And I'm the same and I reckon. Traditionally mechanics. Well,
the old stereotypes leg after women because women don't know
anything about cars. But now most men don't know anything
(05:44):
about cars. We're all cucks now. So now I take
the car to the machaic and he points under the
bonnet and goes this, Yeah, needs changing, A filter needs
to go. It's a it's two grand. You go, okay,
and what are you sure?
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, and this is the thing. It's my kid's teeth,
like he needs them to eat and stuff. But it's
just a large chunk of money that I can give.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Can you tell us the amount? What's the what was bill?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Well, we haven't paid it yet, but it's close to
ten k.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
Right again. It's just such a shame that kids aren't
more like pets where you take your cat to the
bed and they say it's going to be ten grand. Yeah,
you never mind. Bobby's worth it. Bobby's absolutely Bobby. You
get to live, or at least your teeth can. Beard.
(06:38):
It's the time of the week. We're going inside the
secret Society of Men be listening this week. We're not
privy to any of this information.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, this is like, this is real, deep dark intel.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
All the juicy stuff from the Facebook mum's group this week.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups? She wrote, Hi,
mum's just had a parenting moment that really threw me.
I invited my son's new friend over for a playdate
and her dad outright refused. What he said he doesn't
allow his daughter to be friends with boys, let alone
spend time at their house. No concern about supervision or safety,
just that boys and girls shouldn't mix. I'm still processing it,
(07:15):
to be honest, They're only nine. Do kids really get
up to naughty things at this age?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Well, okay, kids get up to naughty things when they're
nineties old, like throwing rocks at cars, and regardless of
whether they're boys or girls, I mean, they're okay.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Maybe I don't know how much of this story that
I should be telling, but I was doing very naughty
things at nine, what with boys? Yes, yes I was,
and it was innocent. It was like we were playing
doctors and nurses. That's exactly right. But there was a
lot of like all of us getting naked.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Really, yes, it was I had.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I had gone to the doctors with my mom to
and she'd obviously got in a patsy. She remembers telling
me this story, and like we had these friends, they
would always come around. Luckily for me, there was always
two boys and I would lure them up to my
room and demand they strip off, and then I would
strip off. And we'd played doctors and nurses. I had
like a doctor's like ethoscope. I was even younger than nine.
(08:11):
I wasn't nine. I was probably like six.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Jesus so it was.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I was not a predator. I was an innocent, inquisitive
little six year old who wanted to play doctors and
nurses and I, you know, without our clothes on.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I suppose it sounds.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
When I think about it now if Charlie did that
at nine, I would be absolutely mortified. But then I
reflect on who I was as a child, and I
mean I turned out all right. So I do understand
where this dad is coming from. But I also think
(08:50):
I think it's pretty harmless. Like my daughter's got a
little friend, Oliver, who she has playdates with, Like we
go to the movies, we go out to the park
and stuff.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
You've rocked my world.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh sorry, with the doctors and nurses.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Well, I hadn't so my eldest, Henry is seven, and
if he had a you know, playdate a girl and
they were upstairs in his room, I'd assumed they were
playing lego, not getting his old fella out for her
to have a look.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
And I think that's what my mom thought too.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Yeah, that's the worst Facebook Moms group I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Wait, the first Facebook moms group or my story?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yours? You ruined?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Very Are you uncomfortable? Yes?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, okay, it's some uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Okay, Well what sweet little innocent girl.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
If I was comfortable with that story? Yeah, you should
be concerned, that's true, and I should be on a rene.
We are all uncomfortable now, all right?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Sorry, guys, I ruined the ruined the Facebook moms O.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
So you're with the dad.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I mean, I'm acknowledging that the dad has some concerns
and I understand.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Big issue. Wow, Chris shout out to any singles list today.
Maybe you're currently sneaking out of somebody some random guy's house,
holding your high heels walk of shame. But if you
are single and you are on the apps, this snooze
(10:22):
about Tinder may interest you. Oh yeah, Tinder are trialing
a height filter on the app. Now, I'm not sure
if it's only for men, that was my original assumption,
but I'm assuming they're not being sexist about and it's
for women as well. I haven't used Tinder, but I
know you can put in age, you know, rangers, and yeah,
like I don't want anyone over twenty two.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh you're saying you can filter by height.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
You can put in a filter for height. You can,
so you could say I don't a man under six
feet and all the short kings out there ruled out.
Actually six foots harsh. Let's say a man under maybe
five five eight, But yeah, the short kings just don't
even pop up on you.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Well, I can. I can actually speak to this because
in between meeting my husband and my previous boy friend,
I spent a few couple of months on Tinder.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Oh you told me about this, you fist.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
I did not call it that, And I actually had
been speaking to this one guy. He was a Navy
seal diver, very handsome, quite buff.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Some well, did he have the anchor tat like Popeye?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
He did have some tats. I don't think it was
the anchor one, but great banter. We got along really
well and then we organized to catch up for a drink.
And when I walked in, I saw him sitting at
the tables. I walked over high high, and he got
up to give me a hug. And when I tell you,
he was an entire foot shorter than me. And I
was in flats, So it was a it was a
(11:47):
casual Sunday avough. I'd come in.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
So how tall are you? You're about five seven? I
don't know nine.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
I'm about five seven. I would say I'm quite a
standard girl high. But I enjoy wearing a heel.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
So if you're five to seven and this guy what
came up to about your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Maybe he's just above my shoulder.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
So he's like lucky to be five feet.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
He was very short for a guy.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
He's been overcompident, he's been doing two hours a day
in the gym.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
But this is yeah, well, And the saddest thing is
I was instantly like, no, this is this will be
our first and last eight I don't know. I know
a lot of people who are with shorter guys and
there's no issue, and each to their own. But for me,
I could date a guy the same height as me.
I don't think I could date a guy that much
shorter than me, And I was like, wow, this is
(12:35):
how did I miss this? But of course I missed it.
He wasn't going to be forthcoming with that fact. He
was just going to lead No wonder, he was so
great with the banter. No wonder he posted all his
buff selfies and his handsome face because.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
A bit no photos with friends on Tinder because unless
other really short friends.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, posentially, I just think it's good move by Tinder
because I think transparency is always a good thing, right,
and it's gonna make sure that people don't waste their time,
Like if a woman is I've got a girlfriend who's
quite tall, she's five eleven. Now imagine if she'd gone
on a date with this guy. It would be laughable.
So I think it's I don't think there's anything wrong
(13:16):
with it. I unfortunately think it will rule a few
short kings out, but also maybe it will help them more.
Maybe the people that are looking for short kings.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Well, it's gonna save them some time because wasted his
time bantering with you, showing up buying your drinks well,
and you were like nah straight away, So it's a
waste of everyone's time.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
He wasted three weeks of my time in the lead up, right, could.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Argue that you wasted three weeks of his time.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Actually more tinder is shallow as right, and so it
is ultimately about looks to begin with.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
It's the truth of it, putting it in there, living
in the real world, going you know what, put your
hide in here.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Put your hide in here, and then that way. No,
there's no less time wasting stones left unturned and everyone
knows what they're getting.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yep, everyone's just DTF.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
I am all for I may I add I had
a short king as my very first boyfriend. I mean,
he was a little bit shorter than me. But he
was also nicknamed the tripod, so we'll just leave that
there for your imagination. So he was not he was short.
Kings also are great.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Yeah, yeah, you liked that. I didn't mean to sound creepy.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You liked that so creepy.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, I'm just saying, but so that was good.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
I mean, yeah, he was great.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Chris Gard. It was the Facebook Mum's group last week, Gerard,
where a mum rode in complaining about a friend of hers.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
She was worried about her friend.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
She was winging about her friend who was marrying an
older man and she wanted kids. She's in her prime
child bearing years. But he was he was.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
Old, he was almost seventy, and he was also.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
A dead shit as well.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
She didn't have any cash.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Yeah, well, the guy I'm talking about it at least
I don't think he's a dead ship because he's got
a lot of cash. But it's a great advertisement for
not having kids when you're seventy five years old. And
that was watching Who Is It? Academy Award winning legendary
actor Robert de Niro in his early eighties hanging out
(15:20):
with his daughter and the Wiggles. So I wiggled them
in the States. He's obviously got some connections. It's a
little bit of a private Wiggles show for him. There's
some other kids around, obviously friends of the family, and
it's so weird watching old man de Niro if you
don't know who he is kids. By the way, Robert
de Niro used to be an actor, and.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
He used to be a great actor.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I know he makes crap because he's got lots of
ex wives to pay off. That's why he does fockers
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
I love meet the Fockers.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Foxers was all right, he got into like dirty Grandpa
and some other stuff. Yeah, it's gone downhill.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just can't even imagine, Like I feel my body
feels weathered as and I'm not even forty. Yeah, I
couldn't imagine.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, he didn't carry the baby.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
No, I'm not talking about the pregnancy. I'm talking about
just like the RelA less needs that need to be
met for a child of that age, Like there's listen,
he's probably not doing a lot of them. I'm sure
he's got Nanny's.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Got his meat, the Foxers and Dirty Grandpa money, so
he can he can pay a nanny to do the
heavy lifting and the nappies.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But you're still turning up to a Wiggles show and
there's bubbles being blown in his face and he's flapping
his arms like get.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Me out of here, and you're going, yeah, if you
remember the great old Robert de Niro Taxi Driver, Yeah,
good movie, you know, Good Fellas, Casino, all those movies.
He was the hard guy they got bad and they're
they're going hard Patito hal Patito, And he's like, you're talking.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
To me, Yeah, who you're talking to? Yeah, I don't
feel like he's got that aurro about him anymore. No,
looks he's definitely he definitely looks like he should belong
in a home.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
He should do kids songs like de Niro Mafia kids songs.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
God, please don't.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
It was an old man name Michael Finnigan. He read
it to the FBI. So I smashed his bans in
with a hammer. My god, if you had to get
knocked up by an old Hollywood man, who would you go?
Because there's okay, Clint Eastwood, maybe twenty years ago Clint Eastwood,
but now he's almost one hundred now, and like every
(17:24):
eighty year old Clint Eastwood was still going.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Okay, Clint Eastwood, it's the paper thin lips for me.
What about Daniel Craig, Can I go there? He's like fifty, No,
he's not.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
He would be sixty. Yeah, but he's only just stopping
James Bond. Okay, old old Well, last week we're talking
about ol Pacino, not ow he's actually you don't like
Short Kings.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I do not like st Kings.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Who else? Robert Redford, Wlarren Batty, Liam Neeson? How about
Liam Neeson?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't mind, Yes, I don't mind, Liam Neeson, he's taken, right, yeah, taken.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, I will kill you.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah. I feel like the sad thing is when you're
having a child at eighty five, like Robert de Niro,
He'll be deep. You're not going to see your child
grow up. You're not gonna like you're going to die
before they've probably hit high school. Yeah, that to me
is sad, like not seeing your child grow up and
find love and you potentially get married themselves anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Yeah, but they're a Hollywood child, remember, So they're going
to grow up miserable, messed up, the purple hair.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
And yeah, it's going to go in waves.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, so it's probably probably best to just pass away. Liam,
good call me too, can knock me up. But Amy,
I've got to get my life together. I'm going to
get I'm going to get organized. I know I seem
(18:50):
like a guy who's got it all together, right, No,
but I'm going to get it together. You know, I'm
reading Atomic Habits and I'm going to organize everything and
have systems.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
And really, when's this starting?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Now? I'm going to stop wasting time. And I've realized
that I do have a lot of time on my hands.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Well, you do have more time than the average job.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
I waste a lot of time and I'm doing what
all sorts of things. I'm going to tell you about it.
This is my self help thing that I've invented. This
This is not from a book. This is from the
Crisp Page School of common Sense. Get out your pens
and papers everything.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Make sure I'm listening, because you've got.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
To do what I do. This is my challenge the
next month, the month of July, even though we're starting
it on the sixth.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
You got to write down the top five things, have
a think about it, the top five things that you
waste time on that add no value to your day,
and eliminate them from your life. So I've been thinking
about this. I've gone through number one supermarket shopping like
too regularly, like all the time, just going on to
me there every day, just pop up all yeah, yeah,
(19:56):
once a week, meal planning, once a week, shop big
shop that hours a week. That will save me Twitter,
it's got to go.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
That goes for the news as well, like just reading
the news every day and use that I don't need
to know about.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yep, that'll help our WhatsApp chat too, because you love
to spam that chat.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well it's for show content, well is it?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It's just like Chris, get off your phone.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
The swimming pool. I'm gonna sick of it. I know
this sounds like I know this sounds like a major
first world problem. But I spent I waste so much time.
I'm getting a pool guy. I'm gonna throw money at
that problem.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
That sour.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah, that's ours again. That's done. Prank calling talkback radio stations.
Look is fun and relaxing.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's still doing that.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, okay, still forty two years old making pranks to
talk back. It doesn't really benefit anything. I think. I
don't think no no one. Yeah, and watching crap football games.
So I will sit down and watch the footy because
the foot he's on. Yeah, So you sit down and
it's like, you know, Saturday afternoon, and because it's on,
I'll watch like the Titans play the nights, So.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
That rules you out of it. Watching any of the
Eels play.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Like West Coast Eagles versus Port Adelaide, and you're like,
why am I watching this? Life's too short. I'll be
on my deathbed going I could have had another eighty
minutes not watching the Titans play them nights. That's time.
So that's my list, and that's several hours a week
that's going to add up. I reckon that lad up
to a whole day.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah. So here's my question to you. If you are
freeing up all this spare time, what are you going
to do in it?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Well, this is the exciting thing. I'll have to find
new producing. So this is what I'm going to come
back to you with at the end of this challenge.
I'm going to tell you what I spend my time doing.
Now more reading, more exercise. I bought some painting supplies.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Oh yes, I do remember this.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
I've got my canvas and paints and brushes.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So you're going to pay for a pool cleaner and
paint spend money while you paint. Have you run this past, Georgie.
Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, No, join me on this challenge, Jamie Gerard. Look,
I want to ask if five, off the top of
your head, give me three. Give me your top three
time wasters, and we're going to wipe them out of
your life.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
All right. TikTok is an absolute time waster for me. Yeah,
it adds no value and I end up in a
weird vortex of watching young hip hop girls do like
really cool performances because I love dancing, and then before
you know it, four hours have gone. So that can go.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
It's no value gone.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Trying to clean out my wardrobe never ever ends well.
I end up just pulling everything out, and then I
end up trying stuff on, and then I'm like, oh,
this dress that I haven't worn in a decade, I'll
try it on. Oh that's cute. Maybe I'll keep that
for it. Maybe I'll keep it for a dress up party,
like a yellow sequence dress. I hold on to that.
And then all I've done is create mess for myself.
Haven't thrown anything away, and I've wasted an entire Sunday.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Okay, no wardrobe.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Yeah, and what's another one?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Porn?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
No that can stay washing?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Yeah, but don't have to do that.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, but I'm going to outsource it. I'm going to
take a leaf out of your book paging. I'm going
to outsource my washing.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Okay, so you're allowed one problem that you're allowed to
throw money at.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Okay, washing, take it all all right?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
When you were thinking about other things that waste your time,
you're sort of looking at me, going because you're not
allowed to go doing radio, spending time with my kids,
planning meeting. We know that's a waste, so training. Yeah,
we just got to do it all right, join me
on the challenge, wipe them out. That'll be hours a week.
You'll now have free.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Let us know if it enriches your life.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
A bad time to be a celebrity, and you'd to
feel bad for you, you know, with your one hundred
fish Instagram, big stars like you.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Why is it bad to be a celebrity?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
They're all splitting up. Katy Perry, Well that's the that's
the most reasone and it's just been confirmed. Katy Perry
and Orlando bloom.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
I feel like when she went to the moon, that
was a telltale sign.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
And when he went to the bezos wedding.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
And was what putting his arm around someone either. News
articles are ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
The Daily said that he was God forbid.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
He says hello with a cuddle to a female.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Tell you what. The celebrities that weren't invited were angry,
weren't they?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Yeah, there were some salty people, weren't there.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Rosie O'Donnell, Rosie, She's always angry, Rosie you're always angry.
It can't be healthy anyway. This year we've had Chris
Martin Dakota Johnson split together.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I didn't know that it was together either.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Lily Allen and David Harbor split up.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yeah, that was actually really sad.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Sydney Sweeney's single fellas.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Yeah, she was never married. They were just engaged.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
They were engaged.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
But Sydney actually wasn't there a photo. I actually did
see a photo of Sidney Sweeney and Orlando Bloom walking
down the streets of wherever the wedding.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Was, walking down the street. Look out, absolutely, Well there's
another one. Ossie sweetheart and a teenage boy favorite of mine.
Guys my age, you might remember well Holly Vera Lance
oh No neighbors and of course she the music career,
(25:10):
remember the video for Kiss Kiss I Do.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
I actually used to love Holly Violence. I think I
had a poster of her on.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
My wall at one point, on me too.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
You added above your bed, didn't you, and on the back.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Of the bathroom. And she's still gorgeous. By the way,
she married a billionaire. Nice surprise, surprise. Nick Candy candy Man,
the candy man can well, he can't he's worth three
billion dollars. They're getting divorced, and she said she's going
to take him for every cent she can get.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Also, I reckon he's cheated. Then that sounds like a
woman who has been burned, scorned, scorned. Yes, and I'd
probably do the same. If you do me dirty and
make a fool out of me and cheat, I will, Yeah,
I will take all of your dollars. I will take
your billions.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
You know who I feel sorry for who out of
all of this, These billionaire men.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Oh yeah, do you you want to pull out your
violin for them?
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yes? Little Do they find love and know that it's
for their money and know.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
That it's genuine? Yeah, I don't think they care.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Really, I think that's really unfair on these billionaires. Just
because they've got a lot of money, it doesn't mean
they don't have a heart.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I would say they've probably got a few wives on
the side, because that's what money does. Money inflates people's egos.
They've got more money, more problems. That's what Biggie Small said,
and it is facts. Everybody I know that is very,
very wealthy has so many dramas. There's something to be
said about just being middle class.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Yeah, there'd be something to be said about sleeping with
Holly thelance.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Well, now she's taking all of your money. She's not
a gold digger.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Well they're married for a little while, so at least
if she's a gold digger, she played the long game.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
How long were they together for?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Good answer, I haven't read the story.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
Your od