FULL SHOW: Amy's Wild Sleepwalking Adventure!

Podcast Episode Summary

• One of the team woke up with no pants, in a stranger's backyard, next to a lawnmower

• Amy shares her sleepwalking story

• Sleepwalking callers: Kayla, Tanya & JJ

• Selena Gomez & Benny Blanco – marrying a “normal-looking” guy

• Kid slang quiz – Amy quizzes Chris on weird new slang (inspired by the 67 Craze)

• Amy's friend has 65 dating "ick" points – things that turn her off guys

• Outrageous icks from callers: Sydney, Jeremy, Alexia & Ben

• It’s News to Amy

• Amy’s girlfriend fart dating story – you just have to hear it

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, yeah, this is gonna be fun after.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
This is Cris Page and Amy Jerrard for the driver.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Helluah, yes, hi everyone. Well, hello there Australia. How you going?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
How are you okay?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Well?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Who the hell are we?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
My name is Chris Page, I'm Amy Gerard and.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
We're filling in for Will and Woody just for.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
This week for I know, five days only.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Five days only, don't worry about it, but we're gonna
have a lot of fun. Yes, we're usually on the
weekend breakfast.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Here on Sunday this network.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Depending on where you're listening, but good to have you
with us. We thought straight off the bat, every day
at four o'clock we'd introduced ourselves in a different way
Amy and let people get to know us a little
bit of that never heard us before, so getting.

Speaker 6 (01:07):
To know.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
An unusual fact about one of us.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yeah, we're not going to tell you who it is.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yes, we'll just reveal what the fact is.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Would you a fun fact every every day and then
you can kind of have a guess of who it is.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Do you want me to read this fun fact out. Sure,
So one of us, whether it's.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Chris or Amy, has woken up with no pants on
in a stranger's backyard shed next to a lawnmower.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Mmmmm okay, well, I mean let's get into the music.
We'll play a song weird, we'll come back and whoever
that person is, we're going to hear that full story
in that Australia get to know the both of us
a little bit. But my god, that's wild. Can you
believe one of us woke up randomly?

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Did they have a one night to stand with a lawnmer.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Next to a lawnmower with their vagina exposed? I mean
it could have been either of us. We'll find out
who it was after this.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
This is Chris Page and Amy Gerard.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
If you don't know who we are, we're introducing ourselves
and letting you get to know us a little bit.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Off the top, getting to know you, getting to know.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
And you did tell us before that song, Amy, that
one of us has woken up No, not stark naked,
just no pants on, hans on right, and just everything
on display in a.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
Well, yeah, apparently next to a lawn mower.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, so it was you.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
I mean, it was me, guys, and it is a
pretty wax story. And I know that my parents are
listening to this show right now, and they haven't listened
for a while, and they also don't know this story.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
But he can.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I just say good afternoon to Big B and Sally
Amy's parents because I know for a fact they haven't
listened on the radio since our first show together, which
is about two years ago. And very quickly they said, hey, guys,
get on air. It's no holds barred, just go nuts,
say whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
We said some pretty lucrative stuff, and they haven't Big Be.
My dad has not listened since. Anyway, Back to my
ass sleepwalking story. I had broken up with a boyfriend
and I had been going out a lot and partying
and drinking.

Speaker 4 (03:17):
And I had this weird kind.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Of episode where I would sleepwalk after usually after a
few drinks. This one time, in particular, I was staying
at my girlfriend's house. I'd gone to bed. Now, i'd
tucked myselfie in after probably about twenty drinks. But I
had gone to bed in the clothes that I was
wearing that day. Now, I had a top on and
I had a white bandage skirt. The girls would understand

(03:42):
what this kind of skirt looked like. And it was
very tight. So I wasn't wearing any underwear, so no
visible panty line.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
And so are you allowed to say panty? Now? I
get pulled up every.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Time I'm allowed to say panty, Yes, because I am
a female.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
So somewhere in the middle of the night, I've gotten
up to use the loo and unbeknownst to my girlfriend,
who's better, I was sleeping in.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I never came back. So she got up in the
middle of the night and she said, oh, Amy was
using the toilet. She went into the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
There was my skirt on the floor, and the front
door of her apartment was wide open. Now I don't
know what happened between using the bathroom, but I've woken
up and I've looked around and I'm like, where am
I and I was in It looked like a tool shed,
like there was tools everywhere. There was a lawn mower

(04:36):
next to me. And then I've kind of clocked, holy crap,
I've got.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
No underwear or pants on. Where am I?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
On a dusty It was January, so it's nice and
warm at least, and I've walked out of what I've
soon realized his garden shed, thankfully. I've clocked a clothesline
and there was towels everywhere, so I was like, right,
taking one of them off the line.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
I've walked out the front. I've gone.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I don't know where I am. I could have been
in Paramatta. I don't know where I am. How did
I get here? I've gone sleepwalking again. It's a weird
genetic trait that happens in our family. And I finally,
after about ten minutes of walking the street, wrapped in
a bath towel that I stole, I've flagged down an
uber and I just I was really honest with him.
I said, hey, buddy, I have gone sleepwalking. I've got

(05:24):
no cash on me. I didn't mention that I wasn't
wearing any underwear, but I just said, can you take
me back to this address in North Bondai And he said, yeah,
that's fine, it's around the corner and he dropped me off.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I walked in and my girlfriend was like, sorry, where
have you been?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Have you still got the towel?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
No, I don't have the towel.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
We could have given it away.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
No, I do not have the towel, and it was
like I think back, obviously nothing happened, and it's a
fun story to tell because it's so outrageous.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
But I think to myself, imagine a car driving I
don't know, an uber driving a young couple home and
they've just seen this idiot walking.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
On the side of the road with their bum out.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Idiots one word.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, well, yeah, who knows what I look like.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
This is a common thing, sleep walking, and you either
do it or you don't, because it is a condition.
I don't know what it's called, but there's a thing
where people do actually sleepwalk on a regular basis. If
you're one of those people, can you give us a
call on thirteen one oh six five and tell us
where you went and what you.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
What did you do? Yeah? Did you wake up next
to a lawn or two?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Because I reckon that is not the most wild sleepwalkers
story you hear about.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
These stories about people who can sleepwalk and literally get
behind cars and drive somewhere.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yeah, sleep driving.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I actually have more stories, but I'll hand it over.
I want to hear from the callers. I want surely
someone's got some pretty wild sleepwalking story.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
You said it runs in your family. I'm just curious,
so your dad, your brothers, is there anyone like that's
not an alcoholic sleepwalks in your family or because that
might be a link.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
No, none of us are alcoholics. No, all of me
and my brothers. We all love to do a bit
of sleepwalking.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Okay, Kay's here quickly, Kay, are you a sleepwalker? Where
did you end up? Kai?

Speaker 7 (07:07):
Bro So, when I was a little I liked that story.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
By the way, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
I don't know what I'd do if I drove past
you and saw that shout out. But no, when I
was when I was a kid, my shut up, bunny.
When I was a kid, I was, I used to
have like restless legs, syndrome and bad ADYHD. Anyway, I
slept on the couch. I fell asleep on the couch
one night, I would have been about six, and my

(07:36):
family woke up to me charging like trying her shoulder
charge the back door. But I thought before that, before that,
after that, sorry, I went into the garage. I was
kicking the metal door and making all loud noises, and
the next door neighbors called the police on me. They
saw somebody break in, and when my parents came, they

(08:00):
didn't want to wake me up because apparently it's bad
to wake up my sleepwalkers. And I was just going ballistic, screaming,
trying to small oh way out of the hell.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Are you asleep right now?

Speaker 4 (08:14):
No?

Speaker 7 (08:14):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Just checking. Okay, I just didn't want to. I didn't
want to wake you up halfway through in case because
you meant to do up. Hey, we're going to take
some more of your calls. Thirteen one oh six'. Five
give us a. Call if you're a, sleepwalker where did you?
Go what did you?

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Do this Is Chris page And amy's.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Ride but if you're, going who the hell? Are these
people were helping you get to know us a little.
Bit they're getting to know and we just found out
From amy that she's a chronic.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Sleepwalker, No i'm much better. NOW i haven't slept walked
in a.

Speaker 4 (08:44):
Decade, okay but.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
You did wake up naked next to a lawnmower and
A specier. Shed but then you tell that STORY i
had a shed on on, Air then off air you
tell me about the hot girl on.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
Girl at LEAST i moved into a new. APARTMENT i
rented a. ROOM i knew the girl VERY i didn't
know her that. Well put it this, way and on
the first or second night THAT i slept, THERE i
must have woken up in the middle of the night
and walked into her room and got it into her
bed with.

Speaker 4 (09:15):
Her BUT, i, AGAIN i was only in.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Underwear, yeah while was she in like a pink g teddy?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
YOURSELF i don't. Know she was in her.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Pajamas but she THOUGHT i was just really lonely Because
i've obviously broken up with my. Boyfriend so, yeah she
thought it was very. Weird but we spoke about.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
It and we've moved past. It good. Stuff you clearly.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Haven't i'm just picturing. It i'm thirty six. Five if
you're a, sleepwalker where did you? Go what did you?
Do kayla's?

Speaker 4 (09:39):
Here, Hey, kayla what?

Speaker 8 (09:40):
Happened, well it's not me, personally it's my. Dad so
grow growing, up my dad was a. Sleepwalker my mom
used to tell us stories about how we woke up
in the middle of the night and we'll go to
the cupboard and we in the cupboard sinking at the. Toilet,
yeah one time he actually woke up and forgot where

(10:02):
his bedroom was and LIKE i was sharing a room
and out a bunk bed and came to jump in
and whacked his head on the top bunk and like
literally knocked himself. Out so, Funny and to this day
we're still looking for a toilet. Seat we woke up
one morning and the toilet seat had been screwed off
the toilet and is still to this day. Missing Did

(10:26):
melly what sixteen years later the toilet seat is still.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Missing he's taken it out in the front and he's
used it as a.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Frisbie, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
I've woken up with a random pilet there in. Front
Morn it was my.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Dad i'm so glad to hear, This, kayler because it's
the same at our. Place SO i took our toilet
seat off a couple of them, actually because the smell
was so like the, kids you, know the little kids
like there we as everywhere crystallizes in the. Joint, GEORGIE
i got rid of. Them georgie's on suite still has a.
SEAT i never replaced them in the other. Ones we
just sit on the porcelain. Now And i'll tell you.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
What that's probably why he did. It he probably thought
that sank was like oh me to do, this don't
know how you do it in your, sleep And i've screw.
It would have taken a lot of.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Work but makes clean and. Easy i'm telling, you, everyone
just lose the toilet's. Seek it's a luxury you do not. Need. Taylor, No,
tanya let's go To. Tanya are you a? Sleepwalker?

Speaker 9 (11:17):
Tanya, no not, myself but one of my.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Brothers, oh, yep To both my brothers are sleepwalkers. Too
what where do your brothers?

Speaker 9 (11:25):
Go, well when they were, teenagers they used to share
a room and the one that sleepwalk he climbs up
on top of the wardrobe and knocked it down onto
my other.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Brother and was your other was the other brother just fast?
Asleep just, yeah oh my. Gosh and the next minute
a wardrobe's fallen on.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
Him, yeah in the house and everyone sort of gives,
up and, yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah my brother's are sleepwalkers.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Too one of my brother gets that they call them night,
terrors and he has like really bad, dreams but then
he sleepwalks in them and he's punched holes through, walls and.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah like that bloke that rang before the song there
was still, Asleep yeah that. Guy, Yeah, hey thanks tanure,
jj is he? Jj where did you go when you were?

Speaker 10 (12:11):
Sleepwalking so it wasn't, me But i'll kind of set the.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Scene, ye my.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
Dad works a lot of early, mornings so in his
car he's got a whole blanket and pillow set. Up
he's woken up one morning and someone's managed to sleep
walk their way into my dad's open car and snuggle
up in his blanket and. Pillow so when my dad's
woke it, up he's gone to the, car seen it
had a bit of a.

Speaker 10 (12:36):
Fright cops were. Called turns out it was my dad's
brother in law's Family.

Speaker 4 (12:41):
French oh my, gosh are you sure your dad's family and? Family?
Wait who was dad's.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Your dad's the brother, law Brother?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Fred and did he not just know that there was
pillows and blankets?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
There how did he? Sleep he put?

Speaker 10 (12:55):
It, honestly it's just the luck of the drawer to
know that my dad is a trustworthy person and leaves
his car open as he, Does but to leave it
with a blanket and a pillow and the guy found
his way into there thinking it was his bed is so.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Good i'm glad your dad's a trustworthy. Person he's got
a it's not a, van is.

Speaker 10 (13:16):
It you're quite an old man who was calling seventy
Years so.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
If you've got a van at a, mattress you're not
a trustworthy, person are?

Speaker 9 (13:25):
You?

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, Right, No, no it's just we are you traveling
Around australia or something something like.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
That this is crisp page And.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
I'm not totally across this. STORY i, mean But i'm
assured by my wife that it's big news That Selena
gomez has just, married but not To bieber or like
another superstar exactly her exes to a.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Bit Of Anny.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Blanco enrmy?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
Enormo what's enrmy like an?

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Ugo? What he's an ordinary. Guy he's not.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Ad beg to. Differ you're talking about his.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
Looks i'm talking about his.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Looks, yes he's a very well KNOWN i Guess american.
Producer he's a. Songwriter he isn't like your textbook.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Babee people say his face has a lot of, character
that's what they. Say that's like just shmi a.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Character you can just tell that he would be a lovely.
Dude i've dated one of those. Guys i've dated the
guy who face. VALUE i wasn't really, attracted wasn't overly
a good looking guy like me and my friends all met,
him and no one.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
Didn't really get the tick of approval when on a.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
Date, anyway the, loveliest most, charismatic, funny beautiful. MAN i
dated him for a good year and loved. HIM i
found him very attractive.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
AFTERWARDS i can't even imagine going through life without.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Looks the shallow. Prick, no he's a very very well respected.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Dude i'm pretty sure he wrote a song For Justin,
bieber who Is Selena gomez's, ex AND i think he
did her pretty and.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
He's written doesn't he? Write Katy Perry kerry Ed Sheeron,
Okay so he's very well.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Known cardi b he wrote.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
That, yeah he Wrote like all of the songs that
you know that Ed sheeron, Sing i'm pretty sure he
has written them for.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Him so this is.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
He's So bieber's X x just gotten married to the
guy that writes or wrote his.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
Songs, Yeah and actually she actually brought out this. SONG
i think it was a couple of months, ago AND
i have no facts whether or not this is, true
but if you listen to the lyrics of, it it's
one hundred percent About Justin bieber because we've all seen
him going off the, rails a little bit about how
you know he doesn't look that well and the yeah

(15:55):
and next minute this song has come, out sung By Selena,
gomez written By Benny, blanco and is.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
Called how does It feel to Be? Okay it's just.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
Did you can.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
How it.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Go cry when no one's?

Speaker 4 (16:31):
Watching it literally says you walk in and say, hello
but he loves, like what are you? Doing he loves?
ME i love?

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Him and then basically go cry when no one's? Watching
how does it feel to be? FORGOTTEN i MEAN i
can't help but make assumptions that that might be directed
At beaber Good.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Burn, right that's a classy.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
One i'm happy for.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
Them, WELL i was going to, say, hey this is
a great. Day it's a win for us normal. GUYS
i was just about no nor. ME i goes if
you you, know if you're just anorym, me it's it's great.
News Selena gome is getting married to. One he's a billionaire.
SONGWRITER i, mean, yes.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
She's also very, wealthy SO i don't think it's about.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
That this Is.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Chris page And amy To.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
Ride we were talking on our little weekend. Show if
you haven't caught our weekend, show by the, WAY i
would not recommend.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Well Great sunday And sunday, Guys Am.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Saturday we were talking about our kids in this six seven.
Thing six.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Seven people they sing.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
It six seven is ruining their life because it's all
kids are. Saying. Now it's off the back of sixty
Seventh street In. Chicago scriller rapped ABOUT i think someone
got a cap popped in their grass on sixty Seventh
streets In, chicago and there's a basketball player who's six, Seven.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
So it actually means.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Nothing and In, australia well it MEANS i don't think
it means nothing.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Anywhere but because this is what happens with, kids they
just picked out something.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
Random they've, gone let's make this, viral and then because
of The, internet it reaches every corner of the.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Earth everybody's just picked it. Up my kids say it
THAT i even know what it.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Means they literally don't know what it. Means apparently it
means like okay or.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Whatever it's like a six seven out of ten or.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
No so it's, like how was school? Today six? Seven
but it's it's banned my kid's school as.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well there's such dead shits on they what they come out.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
With you think about, It it's like when we were
younger and we used to say LIKE yolo OR, fml
all of.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
It maybe five years. AGO i, MEAN i.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Still write, yolo but.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
At least don't say any of the things we used
to say when we were. Young you can't say, anymore.

Speaker 4 (18:44):
Well because it just shows our.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Age but at least yolo means you only live, once
and we all know WHAT fml, means whereas six seven
has absolutely no.

Speaker 4 (18:52):
Meaning it's just the most idiotic thing.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Ever so we've both got. Kids i've Got henry And
oscar who are six and eight year old.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Boys AND i have a nine almost ten year old,
daughter a eight year old, son and a six year
old other.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
Son well, Done, yeah which took me a while, there
but my.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
Boys were only coming home at the. Moment everything sus
With henry at the. Moment oh that's sus, suspicious that's
a bit sus or. Cringe everything's cringe at the.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Moment, yeah do they think that you're quite?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
CRINGE i would.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Imagine, Yeah i'm apparently very.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
Cringe i've got a list here of all the weird
bizarre words that my kids, use especially like my.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
DAUGHTER i want to.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
Know if these make any sense to, you And i'd
love to test you out.

Speaker 4 (19:36):
Here so IF i, said, eight you ate? That what
do you think you ate?

Speaker 9 (19:44):
That?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Yeah like ate as in ate you.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Ate that your? Dinner or, no you ate it like
you ate the, dust or you, know, well maybe a bad.
Fall i'm going to say a bad, fall like you ate?

Speaker 4 (19:56):
It you ate?

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, Yeah, no it means like you really pulled it,
off like. You, so for, Example i've got next door
neighbors and they're. Fifteen they went to their school formal
and underneath one of their, photos one of their girlfriends,
wrote you absolutely ate.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
That look eight as an At?

Speaker 4 (20:15):
YEAH i mean, yeah like you killed. It what about?
Sigma do you know what a sigma?

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Is my grandmother drove a silver. Sigma i'm Supposed i'm
guessing it's.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
Wrong apparently that means a lone, wolf like an alpha,
male a cool.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
Guy you, know a sigma it's A greek, letter, right. Sigma.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah my youngest six year, Old, kobe he actually loves
to use the, word but he has no idea what it,
means so he'll just go what the.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
Sigma or like is my bike?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Sigma by the, way IF i get any of these,
right can you kill?

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Me?

Speaker 4 (20:46):
Yeah, yeah, Yeah i'll take your kneecaps. Out what about a?
Giat yeah, Yeah, oh look at a?

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yature can we say?

Speaker 1 (20:56):
That? Yeah it means goddamn or like or when you're,
excited and it's in particular when somebody has a great
bum so you go look at. Her, YEAH i THINK
i THINK i could be. Wrong left no?

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Crumbs left no? Crumbs, well you've just, Finished you've done
something very.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Thoroughly, no, yeah kind Of actually, yeah it means that
you did something.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
Perfectly. Yeah, Yeah oh my, gosh you that you left no.
Crumbs that makes some.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Sense what about no cap no?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
CAP i feel Like i've quizzed you on this.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
Before no cap is like not a?

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Lie, yes oh my, god that's two bullets for.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
You.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
Slaps what if if something slaps a? Pokey, WELL i
mean it means that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
Too but if if something, slaps it means it's seriously,
awesome like, oh someone's driving in a new beam w
and fat.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Exhaust oh, bro that cast slaps a? Song Sorry bra as? Well?

Speaker 3 (22:06):
Bra that slaps?

Speaker 5 (22:07):
Bra?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, yeah what about s MD. H, no.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
No shaking my damn.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Head, HONESTLY i don't understand where who was making up these?

Speaker 4 (22:20):
Words?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Morons? Yeah WHAT'M i was against the social media band
fro under sixteen BECAUSE i think it's cammy gear and
parents should actually decide what they.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Can, yes now you're all for.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
It the more of these stupid THINGS i hear that
kids are, doing maybe maybe they need to be cut.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Off, Absolutely i'm all for the bed, s gibbity toilet what.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
Not, yeah get them off. Elbow i'm actually with.

Speaker 6 (22:45):
It.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Now this Is Cris page And Amy.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Gerard we're going to offer you a safe space this.
HOUR a bit later, on it's a segment we do
on the. Weekend we're going to bring it in a
drive Called things that Make you Go, Ugh and it's
about your. Children and there's the y how much we love.
Them we love, them but you don't need to give
that little. Disclaimer you just tell us what they've done
today that made you.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Just go, yeah something has gotten unders in about.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Them you can get off your. Chest that's coming. Up
but speaking of, ugh it's more of a dating sexy.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
ICK i don't know if you can add sexy in
front of, ICK i have a single.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
Friend we all live vicariously through.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Her because most of my friendship circle is, married but my,
girlfriend and maybe this is why she's.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Single she has a what she calls her ick. List
now it has grown substantially over the.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Years so this is in notes on her, phone and
just when she, thinks she gets it up and adds
to the Correct.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
So it's like a red, flag but it's not even
a red. Flag it's like literally things that give her
the ick and.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
It's probably why she will be single.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
FOREVER i got her to send it to us the
other day because it is.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
Hilarious.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Now it was seventy six dot points, long and under
each one she writes a little blurb like she tries
to justify why she's added it.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
In i've tried to cull a whole heap of.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Them But i'm going to read out of a, few
just of the the most absurd ones and the ones
THAT i found quite. Funny so she's got if you finger,
guns you, know like if you're doing finger guns.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Like pill, pop that's a nick you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Has anything, Monogrammed so you, know you have a backpack
and it says like for you to BE.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
CP i do.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Have some bath, towels but they were a. GIFT i
didn't allergic to.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Pollen that's Another.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Well that's not their.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
Fault an only, child, again not their.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Fault but but, yeah but for guys navy blue, sheets hm.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
HMM i suppose that they're unforgiving as far as spilled.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Writing writing the, words you, know like in the, text
if a guy AND i am with her on this,
one if a guy ever.

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Wrote he here like hate g HATE gi, yeah instant.
DISMISSAL i think it's used to the.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Girls yeah it's a cute little. Giggle yeah, yeah, yeah
Like Michael. Jackson but you know for a, GUY a
guy would use, That i'll tell you when he'd use
it to soften something a little, bit, like, hey you, know,
maybe oh we're going, out maybe you should wear some,
heels like rather THAN i want you to wear, heels.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
No but, no, no, NO i want you to wear.
Heels that's kind of. Sexy but then.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
He, Here yeah it's.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Weirdly puts on.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Chapstick so she's not against men wearing, chapstick but she's
against HIS i think overly unscrewed chapstick and then held
like a, microphone like you, know in a, fist and
then applied slowly and for a really long time around
their mouth and their upper and lower. Lips and she
hates it when they do it like at dinner or,
something you, know out in.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Public this is all in her. Notes this is all
in her.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Notes so specific she, said drinks cow's milk in a,
glass you have to either drink it straight from the
carden or don't drink it because you're older than.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
SIX i think we're going to say you have to
drink it straight from the. Udder, no now that Would.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
No that's, Weird, Chris she, wrote running with a backpack
on is apparently a huge ick for.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Her, yeah it's not a good, look like some some
loser who's like going to miss the bus running along
with their backpack on and their work.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Clothes, yeah my Husband ryan wears a backpack AND i
call Him dora The explorer because it. Does it looks
really weird and small on their big like burly.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Backs in my.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Case, anyway she, wrote it has only one pillow on the,
bed refer back to only, child, RIGHT i, mean the
list goes.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
On there are so so many.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Here that's probably enough from her.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
TIED i ANYTHING ti?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
DIE i, oh, well no ANYTHING ti. Die the person
is going to not necessarily smell good tie and personal.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Hygiene well, yeah you think when if anyone's WEARING ti,
die they Probably.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
Yeah they're one of these.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
GOES i only eat, vegetables SO i can't get bo
you go you. Can have you got any?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Ix? Like does anything give you the?

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Ick greasy hair on.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
A?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Woman IF i look, like if it's like greasy, HAIR i,
go well if that's, yea the hair on.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
Maintenance, YEAH i don't know the.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
Hair AND i just think women who have horses are
a red flag they are on a. HORSE i don't
know why it's so, Random okay thirteen one oh six y.
Five there's got to be people weirdos Like amy's friend
out there who have a list OF x or even just.
One just give us your weirdly specific ick that you
have for the opposite. Sex, hey On sarah's, Here, sarah

(28:02):
have you got an ick Like amy's?

Speaker 8 (28:03):
FRIEND i cannot stand any man with the LETTER.

Speaker 5 (28:08):
J i don't care to the man of my.

Speaker 8 (28:10):
DREAMS i just can't do.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
It, also if you met a guy and his Name's
jason and he Is Prince.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Charming you are just, like no deal because you've got
a jay in your.

Speaker 12 (28:19):
Name absolutely.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Not where does it come? From, oh there's.

Speaker 12 (28:23):
JUST i feel like every man with the LETTER.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
D you?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Terrible, Really so you could be out and you could
Meet Ryan. Josling no and. No but if you Met
Ryan josling and he looked Like, gosling, no.

Speaker 8 (28:37):
No good because of THE. J, no it's even just
pronouncing it if it sounds like A.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
J i just can't do.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
It even if.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
The pronunciation of the LETTER j is an ick For. Sarah,
okay thirteen.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Five give us a. Call what's your weirdly specific ick
when it comes to the opposite.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Sex this Is Chris page And amy's your.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Right your friend has a really good idea of the
man she doesn't need.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
On, yeah she's got a Really i'd love to see
who she ends up, with if she ends up with.

Speaker 4 (29:07):
Anyone mister.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Perfect, so he doesn't drink milk out of a, glass
he's not an only, child he doesn't have hay, fever
allergic to. Pollen what else has she? Got?

Speaker 1 (29:19):
Uh, yeah, SURE i mean, no, sorry she doesn't like
it when men get blonde tips in their, hair so
you know how sometimes you, know.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Like eminem that craze or like streaks or foils in their.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
HAIR i was not appropriate look cool on, me but.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
My husband had that as well at some.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Point and apparently men who eat soft serve and go
from the top of the soft.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Serve like.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
He meant to do it coming from the.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
SIDE i don't, Know, Yeah i'm not.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Sure maybe maybe maybe she doesn't LIKE i was, like
how else is he meant to eat?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
It would you rather him take little licks like a pussy?

Speaker 3 (29:59):
Cat what's your weirdly specific? Ick when it comes to
the opposite, Sex sydney is on the, Line, Hi, Sydney, Sydney,
hi what's what's YOUR i?

Speaker 13 (30:09):
Hm, so if we're playing beer, pong he like has
to run after the ball and he like keeps like
not grabbing it and has to keep running for.

Speaker 14 (30:18):
It discuss so like, uncoordinated BUT i can't pick it
up well as in like as in so he's just
running to fetch the ball because it's obviously bounced off the,
table and him running to get the ball.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Is what gives you the, ick or the fact that
he's just really lousy at beer.

Speaker 15 (30:38):
Pole probably.

Speaker 4 (30:40):
Both, oh it's not beer, pong it's ping, pole is?

Speaker 8 (30:43):
It?

Speaker 9 (30:45):
OH i guess ping?

Speaker 13 (30:46):
PONG i guess.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
It it has a boyfriend of yours done?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
This has he been really bad at beer?

Speaker 13 (30:52):
Pong, no he didn't make it to become my.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Boyfriend he got.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Dismissed there's something with the weird little run and. Now
one thing that was On amy's friends list was running
with a?

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Backpack, yes or running to the.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Bush how do you go with the backpack Running? Sydney?

Speaker 13 (31:07):
Same, yeah, no that's that's not. Grady but at that
point you just missed the. Bus don't, run just let, them.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Let the bus.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Go be late to, work but have your dignity For. Christ,
ABSOLUTELY i want to hear from a. Bloke, Yes, jeremy
what's your ick for the?

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Lady?

Speaker 15 (31:22):
Jeremy are you.

Speaker 5 (31:26):
Really?

Speaker 15 (31:26):
Well thank?

Speaker 3 (31:27):
YOU i was assuming you are? Heterosexual is? It what's
your ick for the? Ladies? Jeremy?

Speaker 15 (31:33):
Well, YEAH i did have an act that was a
scruncher rather than a folder when she went for number.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
Two, oh is that a real deal breaker for?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
You like if you met if you met somebody else
and YOU i mean hang, on, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
If, you it's a deal breaker because if you've never
just do it, once if you're a, Folder i'm a human.
BEING i just scrunched once and see what, happens and
then you go, right that person does that every. Time it's.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Gross, Yeah i'm going to scrunch.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Tonight, yeah and Actually i'm more of a morning tomorrow.

Speaker 16 (32:09):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
Yep thanks for letting us. Know how do you know
she was a scrunch if she told?

Speaker 4 (32:14):
You is it a question you ask up?

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Front def cameras in the toilet just.

Speaker 15 (32:19):
WAS i was always perplexed why she spent so long
in the bathroom and she was always ferociously washing her
hands after the process because.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
She was a. Scruncher it makes it makes, Sense.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Alexia what's your ick when it comes to the opposite?

Speaker 12 (32:33):
Sex to be, HONEST i think long toenails and oh,
yep and like horse. Riding when a man horse, RIDES
i just find it weird how they go up and.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Down just, yeah it's difficult to do.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
That men with long toenails and fingernails is. Disgusting but,
look if have you, seen, like have you watched this Show,
yellowstone because those men on horses are mighty. Fine BUT
i am with you like a little like tiny skinny
man jumping up and down on a.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Horse stop humping that poor? Horn are you With?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Amy? Though if it's a proper, cowboy like if it's
Young Clint eastwood or something with a, cigar you, know
like is that? Alright?

Speaker 9 (33:19):
Yeah, Yeah like that's.

Speaker 12 (33:20):
Different it's like if it's like their whole, career then
that's like different because like they're. Devoted like if you
just like a random high school teenager that's going on
a like, horse, yeah so like for, FUN i find
that so.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Weird i'm with, You, Alexia thank, You.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Alexia, Ben, well we got another bloke look. Out then what's.

Speaker 13 (33:41):
Your hey you?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Guys, yeah englist if you have An, englist So i'm definitely.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Can't hook you up with my. Mate then you would
be sorely. Disappointed, ben you've.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Dodged you've dodged a don't worry about.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
It this Is Chris page And Amy.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
Gerard you're massive On. Instagram you do that mummy, content mummy.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Content, Yes i've got three children And i've got my own. Wine.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Guys if you like, wine please check out At Last.
Wine CAN i do that a shameless?

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Plug, sure it's really good.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Wine and they hooked you up with an old drunk like.
Me you can't even drink.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Wine for reform.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
DRUNK i MEAN i can drink. Wine, yeah then you go,
missing my life falls. Apart, YEAH i can't do it,
Anyway so it's not for. Everyone check out a wine
if you. Want where were? We oh, yeah so we're
usually on the. Weekend we're filling it For will And
Woodie and one of the segments we like to do
provides a safe space for parents to just unload on
their kids and tell us the things that just do

(34:46):
your head, in and you can lose the disclaimer, like,
oh he's a great, kid but, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
We all, know we all love our. Kids skip that.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Part just tell them, why tell us why they're.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
AWFUL i think.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's really, important especially as, parents to get stuff off our.
Chest if you bottle that stuff, UP i mean can
come out in other.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Ways, right that's why we don't have.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Guns, well thank god we don't In.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Australia CAN i actually tell you something that my, kid
one in, particular is doing that's doing my head.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
IN i can see your body. Tens you do need
to get this off your. CHAIR i, Mean i've got something.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
NEW i could bring it every single.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
Day but my middle, Child, BOBBY i went to, say.

Speaker 4 (35:27):
WHO i love very.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Much he does this really annoying thing when he goes
to school and he writes on his.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Body so last week before school, holidays he.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Wrote hello on one arm and then he Wrote bobby
on the other.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
Arm but he writes it in permanent.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Marker so he just looks like this weird grubby kid
all the. Time and he writes on his legs and
he colors in and school.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Shirt he gets it everywhere AND i can't.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Grub he looks like a little grub and it really
kisses me.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Off you, know could be worse, Though Hello.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Hello, WELL i mean there has been a lot.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Worse, yeah there's been some curse word's on, there but
we've moved on from.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
That you can give us a call if you want
to get it off your chest about your, kids safe,
space the trust, tree.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
The trust tree in the tru tree except everyone's.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Listening thirteen one oh six five what's your kids just?
Got i'll Do oscar my six year. Old, lately every
Morning i'm getting up going to the toilet and it's
just there's just an unflushed number two with no toilet.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Paper you, go, well he's not wiping snap.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
There, yeah you know those clean snap.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
ONES i know sometimes you do get a clean, snap
but you still wipe once to check at.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
Least.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
Yeah, good that was a. Teflon well, Done. Chris that
was a Beauty and it's a great start to the.
Day had on the. Back you know it's going to
be a good day when it starts with a.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Teflon so, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
Anyway, oscar wipe your backside flush AND i don't even
care about washing the hands if you do those two
things THAT.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
I, mean you should care about, that things.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
That make you go about the, Kids. Rachel before we
go to some songs and a break, here what's your?

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Bye? Rachel?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
Hi how are you?

Speaker 4 (37:14):
Going thank?

Speaker 3 (37:15):
You it makes you got about your? Kids and, yes
we know you love.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Them that's no, LOOK i do love them AND i
have quite a, few actually have. Six, however my second, youngest,
yeah he has a habit of WHEN i take the
iPad off, him he'll just do things to get under my.
Skin and my latest one is currently my basin in
the bathroom is full of my foundation and full of

(37:38):
a whole can of shaving cream all over the, basin
all up the mirror and everything like.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
That how old is He.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
He's, nine so he's that's like his revenge, Move, Like,
mum if you take my, iPad i'm going to trash your.

Speaker 5 (37:51):
Bathroom, yes that is totally revenge brain.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Work and when you take when you suddenly take the iPad,
away that's like they're like smack. Addicts.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, well the iPads are being removed as we speak
in my household because my kids are like little crack
junkies for.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Them, yeah they're, Like, hi can you spare an? iPad
i've got to get a train for a job.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Interview, Yes oh my, god Poor, RACHEL i would die
of all my foundation went down the.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Sink this Is Chris page And amy's your.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
Ride so we've got. KIDS i know a lot of
our listeners have kids as. Well i've got two boys
six and, Eight henry And. Oscar.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah i've got two boys as, Well bobby And, kobe
and have a, Daughter.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
Charlie one of them was an. Accident, no we're not
going to tell you which.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
One though none of them were. Accidents one was the.
Surprise here's a.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Segment we like to do on the. Weekend it's just
a chance for you to get it off your chest
with your. Kids things to make you, go and it's
an opportunity to lose the disclaimer and the caveat. That,
yeah they're great kids and we love. Them sure sure
tell us WHY i hate them, Though.

Speaker 4 (38:57):
Well tell us why you don't like them, sometimes.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Why you've gone at the last week and wondered why
you had? Them my six year olds Leaving edgar's not
flushed in the toilet.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
In the, morning and my son is drawing on himself
in permanent. Marker, yeah it's.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Been sitting there for a while as, well and it
gets that sort of stain. Flush, yes, exactly Animals Oscar all, Right,
Shanna i'm guessing you're a. Mum what's made you go?

Speaker 16 (39:24):
This, WELL i Think i've got one that most moms
can identify.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
With Both my boys have particularly poor aim.

Speaker 14 (39:36):
Sit in the wet puddles.

Speaker 8 (39:37):
Or get stuck after it's been there a while in
the stickiness on the toilet.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
Seat, YEP i can relate TO i can relate to.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
THIS i often get up to the use the toilet
in the middle of the, night and so do my,
kids and even though they've got their own, bathroom they
love to come to. Mind and the MINUTE i sit
down AND i can feel that, WETNESS i just like
curse to.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Range, yeah they love to come in and just turn
on the.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Screen it's so.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Disgusting and you just know that disgusting you just got,
there you right all over your backside as.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Well because it gets in the joints and the hinges
of the toilet seed and crystallized and.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
Base boards and then oh.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Yeah, YEAH i was saying, Earlier i've taken the toilet
seeds off at my. Joint we don't have them. Anymore
we sit straight on. PORCELAIN i mean that's it's not as,
comfortable but it makes cleaning and everything so much. Easier
when you've got a couple of.

Speaker 8 (40:28):
BOYS i keep threatening mine that they're going to have
to come sit on.

Speaker 12 (40:31):
Mine that's a good.

Speaker 4 (40:33):
One it might help with in your Own you get
a taste of what they give out to.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
You oh you have to go in and use the
bathroom straight after your dad every time when he's at
his Morning. Yeah, Coolution, karen you're in the safe. Space
we know you love your, kids but what's made you
go get it off your.

Speaker 16 (40:53):
Chest my angel child has decided that he likes My
pandora jewelry more THAN i. Did when he was asked
to give it, back he decided he'd placed it around
the toilet, bowl so no one knew where it.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Was how did he place it around the toilet, bowl
like under the seat.

Speaker 16 (41:16):
Or, yes under the seat of the toilet of the
you got the toilet, seat and around the rim of
the toilet bowl was put back down on top of the.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Jewelry, okay ten points for, creativity because that is actually
quite a genius hiding.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Place he might have a big. Future it's like a,
creator like a designer or a fashion. Expert like he
looked at the toilet when this is so. Plain look
now it's, fabulous and now it's.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Sparkly, no because then he hid it under a toilet.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Seat, yeah but when you pick up the, toilet it's
a wonderful.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Surprise i've got a daughter who loves to steal all
of my, jewelry EXCEPT i just can't seem to get
it back off.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
Her she, steals she walks into my.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Bathroom she just thinks that anything that's mine is also,
hers AND i find my hair, BRUSHES i find my,
JEWELRY i find bottles of. Perfume she just takes it
all and she just puts it in her room like
it's all her.

Speaker 16 (42:07):
Property and makeup as.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Well oh, yeah makeup as. Well she hasn't hidden anything
under a toilet seat. Yet so there's a plus in there.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Somewhere if you're listening and you don't have, kids just Don't,
no it's, yeah they, say, oh, look but what about
all the great? Moments there's, None.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
No there.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Is we are the.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Cuddles this is crisp.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Page and Now, amy you may not know this about.
Her she doesn't watch the. News she lives in blissful. Ignorance.
Yep one of the smartest People i've ever, Met amy,
drive BUT i thank, you but also one of the
most willfully. Ignorant that is.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
A CHOICE i.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
MAKE i protect my own in a peace and mental.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
HEALTH i try not to watch the.

Speaker 3 (42:49):
News yet we're doing a live radio show sort of
be across some things going on in the.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
World so so we've got you.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Here, YEAH i watched the, news so you don't have.
To so this segment's Called It's news To. Amy we
have some breaking news for.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
You now it's news To.

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Amy So i'll read through some news headlines here and
you tell me if it's something you want to delve,
into and we'll have a quick. Chat i'll give you
some or you just go. Past you're. Ready come, on,
sure come, on you gotta play. Properly. Okay acrobat falls
to her death In Oh, no that was a funny.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
One it was, funny was?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
It?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Well it was. Overseas you can't make fun of things
like that when they're In australia on the other side
of the, world seper less likely to. Complain. Okay Super
bowl halftime entertainment.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Announced, yeah, sure hit.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Me it's going to Be Bad bunny.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Perform is this for The Super? Bowl Bad? Bunny?

Speaker 9 (43:37):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
Yeah AND i mind a few of his songs.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
Because it's changed a. Lot the Super bowl halftime show
used to be, like, Hey Michael, jackson will pay you
five million dollars to come and do the. Show now
no one gets.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
Paid because it's such a big.

Speaker 3 (43:49):
Honor the artists actually want to do. It, yeah they've
got a new album or something coming. Out there's no.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
BETTER i will, SAY i don't WATCH, nfl BUT i
will tune in for The Super bowl entertainment because it's usually.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Epic, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Did you Watch Snoop. Dogg, Yes snoop WAS i liked.
Him it was mixed. RESPONSE i thought it was.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Good, yeah he Was, okay he looked a little, old.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
Well speaking of The australian. One and you didn't say
yes to, This But i'm just going to tell you
Because Teddy swims is apparently a doubt now for THE
Nrl Brand final Next. Sunday he was locked, in but
he's been pulling out of shows In hawaii this week
with problems with his voice and says that the doctors
told him to stop singing for a little. While so
THE nrl have rung him.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
Up, gone you're going to be good to, go and
we're getting a replacement.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Because we've got to Ring grinspurain now if you, know if.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
We, can't, OH i, know it would be.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Hard, yeah, okay late rock and roll Legend Tina turner.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
Has been, okay Sorry, tina that's.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
RIGHT rba could be rising raising interest rates. Again thank.
You Margo robbie's epic. Fail oh, OKAY i Love. Margo
So margo's new movie has tanked at the box.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
Office you know, what last TIME i was at the,
MOVIES i can't remember WHAT i was, seeing BUT i
saw the trailer for that AND i, THOUGHT i don't
know if this is going to do. That, well, no
it felt a little.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
WEIRD i saw the ad and it was only about
two week and it said it's out next, week AND i, Thought,
god this is the First i've heard of this, movie
and it looks awful With Colin.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Fell it definitely didn't make me want to go and see.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
It put it that, way this is the segment WHERE
i meant to know everything about, it And i'm.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Just saying, That, yeah you're just currently googling on your. Phone, no, well.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
It's it's that terrible one where they see all the
doors in here and they go into a, big, bold
beautiful journey and it just looks, like, yeah More wolf
Of Wall. Street, Please, margo You're. Barbie you are terrific
in that didn't See.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
BARBY i did love her In wolf of War.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Street, Well wolf Of Wall street actually proved that she
was wrong to Play barbie because you saw a genitaliah
And barbie doesn't, Happen and finally calls for the cigarette
tax to be cut your. Call you're not a, smoker
but it.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Is a be cigarette tax as in because they the government. Taxes,
yeah and what cigarette companies are calling for More, No.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
New South Wales Premier Chris mins is calling on the
federal government to cut the tax because now pakasigi's is
like sixty seventy. Bucks, ye legal trade Of siggi's going
through the. Roof, yeah people are going TO i pay
ten dollars for a pack of sigis or sixty seventy
and so the illegal trade is going through the. Roof they're,
going you've gone too far with the.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Taxes, well, LOOK i don't like that the government allows
cigarettes to stay around purely so they can tax. Them,
YEAH i don't think like they ban other things like
selariums that they can't put a tax, on and they
ban other things like vapes that they can't put a tax,
on but they'll keep cigarettes around because they tax the
absolute bollocks out of.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
It, well the argument is for. Helping they're basically taxing
them into, oblivion.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
Taxing them so they just keep putting it.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Up people are, going.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
But it's not.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Working it's backfiring on them because now everyone's just getting them,
illegally and the government can't take a cut of.

Speaker 6 (46:53):
That.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Yeah and, Vapes, yeah vapes are.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Everywhere now exactly.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
DID i delve into that news story you? Did that's
enough news for the.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Week it's more than. Enough this is crisp.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Page and you fart in front of your, Wife. Georgie
you guys fart in front of each? Other oh, god, No, oh,
well you're one of those.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
People what do you mean those? People, well there is.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
A breed of people who Like i've got loads of,
girlfriends of friends and their, partners and they don't pass
wind more civilized few in front of each.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Other, yeah they're well, bred that's what they.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Are maybe it's maybe it's BECAUSE i grew up with.
Brothers farts don't really seem to face. ME i mean
the way my Husband ryan drops.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Them it's.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
Excessive got a health, issue, though we, think, WELL i.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Think he's got an underlying health issue that we haven't
actually spoken.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
About But i've got a funny story from a.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Girlfriend, Obviously chris AND i are both, married so we
like to live, vicariously mainly through my single. Girlfriends but
one of my, girlfriends she's been seeing this guy for
three weeks met him on one of the, apps and
they've gone out for, dinner they've had a coffee, date
they've done a.

Speaker 4 (48:05):
Walk things were moving in the right. Direction. YEP i
think they'd had a.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
Sleepover and he suggested they go to the gym together
because he's a bit of a gym.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Guy and she goes to the gym shore so off they've.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Gone he's telling her exactly what moves to, do and
she has squatted. DOWN i can't remember the exact, move
and she has led out this.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Bum, belch let's go with the squat, yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Right like so she's farted and, audibly very. Audibly AND
i said to her when she was telling us this,
STORY i, said you had one or two decisions to
make at that very point in, Time like you could
have turned round and, gone, ah this frog's in the,
building or you could have laughed it off or blamed.

(48:55):
HIM i don't want stomach, cancer.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yeah blah blah. Blah but she.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Didn't she Was she's probably one of these people who
would never fight in front of their. Partners so she's
gone a shade Of. Crimson she's grabbed her water bottle
and she's just legged it and AND i was like
you've turned a fly into an, Elephant like you've turned
probably a little bit of an awkward situation into a

(49:22):
huge awkward, moment.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Because you know if a, girl, like, say a girl's
at the, gym, right, Yeah i'm talking to her and
she squats down and goes and then goes and like runs.
Off she's followed, through.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
She, said button.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Cloth, yes but if she turns around and, goes, oh,
paigey that's. Disgusting we're in a public gym or something like,
that you would have to laugh it.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
Off, no he's assumed her lulu lemons are full.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Of, anyway poo poo level, anyway they. Don't she hasn't
seen him since he hasn't.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Called he hasn't called because he probably thinks she did
follow through and she is far too embarrassed to.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Call and she handled it, badly could have been.

Speaker 4 (50:06):
Handled it so. Badly just a little bit of gas.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Skies it's not good, though when you don't think it's
going to be. LOUD i had one of the supermarket
the other. DAY i didn't think it would be, loud
and then like three people turned around and then so
THEN i had to sort of PRETEND i turned around as.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Well you're, like who what was? That filthy? Animal who was?
That it was? You, okay, okay it was a nice
fart story to end. On, no, no that was.

Speaker 3 (50:31):
Good let's get out of. Here we're back tomorrow at four.
O'clock more good stuff like. That now we'll try hard
OR i promise for the.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
YOURSELF i delivered the.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Good you were.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
GOOD i carried you. Today you did.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
Give it a crack. Tomorrow have a great, Night have
a great.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Night we'll see you tomorrow at.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Four bye.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Bye this Is Crisp page and am