April 25, 2025 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That remains to be seen Chris Paige and Amy's I
took Henry, my seven year old, to the footy for
Anzac Day.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, big crowd, but I'll tell you what a lot
of people. When you're sober on Anzac Day, you realize
how many people start drinking at about seven o'clock in
the morning. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I remember Ryan, his specialty, like, his favorite day of
the year was Anzac Day. He would go and do
the dawn service with his mates and then he would
kick on somewhere to a pub. And I remember the
first year that we started dating. By eight am, I'd
gone out to meet him for what I thought was
going to be breakfast, and he was vomiting into a pop.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Plan vomiting at eight am, well because.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He'd been sculling beers, and I was like, what on
earth is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, that's what the dig Is fought for the freedom
for pubs to open at six o'clock in the morning, sure,
and for it's a free country. So thank you to
all of our service men and women. For that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I do enjoy Anzac Day though. Did you play any tour?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did play some tour?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Heads or tails?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm always heads.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm always heads too. Of course tales never fails, but
apparently it does. I tend to lose all my money
on Enzac Day. Not a big gambler, but I do
like to participate in a bit of two up.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I go early in the day, but then late in
the day. Two up becomes a great spectator sport because
it's the really there's always a fat, drunk bloke and
they say, right, two up is finishing at three pm
or whenever it is, And it's ten to three and
he's getting desperate, and and he's waving a handful of
cash around, going five hundred on ahead, Yeah, and he's
(02:01):
going yes. Is that what the dig is fought for?
That drunk people? Probably not so much. Any There's a
few celebrities who I think melting down at the moment amy,
and thanks to social media we can watch it all
in real time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It feels quite invasive on their part.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, who's the Disney one that had was it Amanda Seafreed?
Amanda not Seafreed? There was the other one Amanda buying
Amanda Buy. Amanda Bye had a full melt down a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Correct, Is she still a woman? I'm not sure so.
I think the last time I saw her, she'd like
got black hair and piercings everywhere. And then I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
She's had a lot going on? Has she well? Inner headed?
There's a few celebrities with a lot going on at
the moment. Obviously there's Diddy that's a whole different lot
of going on.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh he needs to die, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Kanye West he also needs to die. Ah. Look I
suppose Look if I say he doesn't, then people will
call me a Nazi, Right, yeah, you're a Nazi like him. No,
I think Kanye is just he's not mentally well.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He he's giving by polar, giving by polar, and then
when he goes on his random tweets, it's like he's
having manic episodes. You know who I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I think it's probably gonna be the same person. Is
it Young Justin Bieber?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, what's going on? He's putting videos of himself just
as cones not looking good at all. He's very very skinny,
he looks sick. He looks Methy, doesn't he.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He looks Methy, and I feel for him because he's
a new dad. What's his wife name?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Haley?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hailey? She's so hot?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Whose daughter is she? Someone famous? Haley not Baldwin?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is she Hailey Baldwin? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Is it Alec Baldwin's daughter? Yeah, that's right. Well, at
least there's a nice, stable sort of father figure in
Justin Bieber's life, in Alec Baldwin. If he needs just
a steady head to talk too, Alec Porlmin's a psycho?
Is he he killed a woman?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, he wasn't a loaded gun and he didn't know
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The truth is he killed a woman. You can say
it was an accident, but he's always going, oh, plick
Baldwin's nuts.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know much about him.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Bieber or Kanye. We're gonna put it on the record
right now. Who is going to cark at first?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Hopefully neither, I mean hopefully Kanye.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I hope it's not Biber because I met him when
he was a cute little kid, like when he first
came out with I Think the song Baby. I was
doing the Hot thirty Countdown and we got to go
meet it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's like anyone that's in in the spotlight as a child.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It just it doesn't end well, not good for you. No,
McCaulay culkin, he looks like a smacky My money's on Kanye,
all right, I'll say biber No. I hope it's not.
I want Karne to be around because he's decided to
call his new album Cuck. Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Can you relate?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I can relate my wife.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He made an album for you, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's the bread winner. I do all the washing and
cleaning and cooking.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
At home, so I listen to it while you're doing
the ironing.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'll listen to Cuck by Kanye West.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So I want to know, Christopher Page, do your kids
do your head in in the car?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh? Sorry you added in the car? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
In general, I I have realized, I've come to this
realization that it is physically impossible for myself to drive
anywhere with my three kids. Like two of them, fine,
one is even better, But you put the three kids
in the car and I can't even go from my
house ten minutes up the road to McDonald's drive through
for dinner without them attacking each other or punching on.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This would be Bobby and Kobee. This isn't Charlie, correct.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's only the boys, of course, But it happens every
single time we get in the car, so much so
that normally Charlie, I mean, she's almost ten, so she'll
sit in the front with me, But lately I've had
to put her in the back, in the middle of
the two boys, like some sort of barrier to break
them apart. And for the first couple of trips it
was kind of helpful and it was working. But now
(05:57):
what they do is they just lean over her and
she gets caught in the crossfire of the smacks and
the punches.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
She's elbows.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
She got spat on the other day, and I was like,
what kind of animals are I breeding? I don't understand
where I have gone wrong as a parent, because obviously
I'm one of three, and I have two brothers, and
I sure as hell did not behave the way my
children do.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
What about your two brothers, though, no.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't remember that. I mean, they were annoying, but
I don't remember there ever being full blown fistycuff fights.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I know I did with my brother. Like my mom says,
you are getting what you deserve now with Henry and Oscar.
Because me and my brother Tom were apparently insufferable. We'd
gone family holidays, we had the Torrago back in the day.
Mum had put me in the front. She'd sit in
the middle with my sister and put my brother in
the very back, so we were as far away apart.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh, so you like at the front and the very
back roond.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
So we literally couldn't reach each other. But this is
what I'm wondering. You have the because I've got the
big Mazda c x nine with the third row, so
we could put a kid in the back row. You've
got the Hyundai Palisade.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I do.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a big car. You've got the back row, don't you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I do have the back row, but it's just
a it's more of a punish because we use the
boot space quite often. I could potentially put one of
the boys in the back, but I just I don't
put the other. I don't put either of the boys
in the front because they're just liabilities. Like Bobby will
try and put my car in to park while I'm
doing one ten on a freeway.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Have you got roof racks I've got a dom for
certain children. Surely that's legal if the child is a
complete ahole.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, but it's just my two boys. I don't know
if there's any solutions out there. If people want to
send me a DM on my Instagram, help me out.
Was there anything you do? Is it just boys? Is
it because their attentions? Fans are so sure it's just boys?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And igon screens don't help. It's screwed up everyone's brains.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they're definitely. Have you noticed that they're definitely a
lot angrier.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah. The testosterone seems to be kicking in like way
too early.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Way too early, and at a much aggressive level.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, you've come to me with this problem. I've given
you the solution. Put one of them on the roof.
They will love it's in their hair. At one hundred
and ten k's an hour.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Can I get pulled over?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They can eat bugs. Always love that.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay. It's kind of like skydiving, horizontal skydiving.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Why you're welcome, Gerard. I'm lucky, I'm here. I'm lucky
I made it alive this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yes, unlucky.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I made it despite having a female uber driver. But
now I'm going to tell you a story about it,
and it's got I'm joking. She was actually a really
good driver. Yeah, she was telling me a funny story.
She had a phone there that someone had left in
her Uber last night. Yeah, and she said, I've got this.
I've still got this phone, and it's weird. No one
(08:46):
has wrung it yet. So I was coming in here
and I mean, it's still pretty early in the morning.
So and if you've left your phone and you might
have had a couple probably still asleep. She said, no,
no one's trying it yet. She goes, it was this girl.
She goes, I think she had a bit too much
to drink, and that's all she said. I thought, okay,
she was drunk. That we've been there. Then about five
minutes later, the phone rang, the mystery phone that left.
(09:10):
She answered it while she was driving on speaker phone
and said, Hello, this is Carla the Uber driver. Who's this?
And it was He goes, oh, Hi, I'm so, and
so I'm what's her name, I'll call it Amy for
I'm Amy's boyfriend. She left her phone in uber last night.
I'm sorry, she'd had too much to drink. And this
(09:33):
is where the Uber driver starts swinging the boyfriend, and
the real story came out. The uber driver goes, yeah,
it took me twenty minutes to get her out of
the car. Oh no, and sourced wait for this, then
she shit on the front lawn. No she didn't. Just
the uber driver said this to the boyfriend. And the
(09:53):
boyfriend's going, oh no, not a reoccurring thing. Well, that's
the thing. He didn't go, Oh no, she wouldn't have
done that. Not again again. Yeah, she's a she's a
front lawn poor. So he knows his girlfriend's got form.
She sounds like a real piece of work. She wouldn't
get out of the car, like when she tried to
(10:15):
get her of the car, said don't touch me. And
then and she's telling the boyfriend this. Well, I'm sitting
in the backseat of the you but listening to it
all loving it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's a great.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Loving the story. I'm like, how did you just tell
me that she had a bit too much to drink
and leave out all this, all the good stuff. She
still on the boyfriend twenty minutes to get out, said
don't touch me, abused her.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And then pulled her pants down and dropped her shat
on the front lawn and then wipe her backside.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I didn't get that info. I don't know if leaves
around or long sleep. Do you always have wet wipes
in your No, maybe she was a new mum and
we'll let it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
We'll let it fly.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Poor thie got to the door. No one would answer.
She said she was knocking there. But yeah, anyway, So did.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The uber driver just take off? Did she even wait
to see if she got inside?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I know the uber driver did the right thing, waited,
made sure she got inside. I'd safely, you know, sister
to sister, made sure of the girl was all right
because you had too much a drink, even though even
though she wouldn't get out of the car for twenty
minutes and did a pooh on the lawn. So I
mean good. So I gave her five stars, but wasn't
happy with her original story to me, Yeah, going on,
(11:28):
I think she had too much to drink.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Hey guess what, there was more solid gold there, But
you got it at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You know. Come on, if there's pooh in a story,
you lead with that, it's radio one on one.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Say that I've never pooed on my front lawn.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You No, not the front lawn. I mean, I'm not
an animal. Yeah, you're doing at the back like a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, I haven't done that either.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We've got a very special guest and I'm excited because
this is a LOGI Award winning actress, yep, who's been
over in the States and made a big over there
with the Young and the restless, pretty little liars. But
if you're like me, you will remember Tam and Sirsock
in a summer Bay high How old were you, Well,
(12:12):
you know anyone, I'm forty two years old.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Anybody, Hey, that's okay, that's okay. If you were like oh,
I was thirty.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Five, I was a kid, we remember you from back
in the day. Taman Sirsock is here. Hi, Taman you guys. Hi.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So you've recently released your own podcast, call The Shit Show.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Love that you can say the name. It's actually my
third podcast. I've been podcasting for about nine years now,
and then I decided to do a show here called
The Ship Show because I feel like I'm Ozzy and
I wanted to connect with my assy audience and I
wanted to speak to people in Australia and so that's
kind of the genesis of this. And then I have
a prittle liar's podcast as well. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Nice. And so the Shit show is that essentially just
are you talking to everyday women or is it more
like Celebritari and Kenney. Yeah, okay, more like that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Merrick. Oh my gosh, my brain, I'm about to get
my periods. I'm like, I can't think of anything. Yeah,
we've had a larium deroon. So it's a bit of both.
I do like to have some experts on the show, though.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And it's all just about like life's unfiltered moments and
what's going on in their life at the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah. Most of the time people said I've never said
this was like, oh my goodness, and then oh I'm
going to get canceled. Literally every show they say both
those two sentences.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's solid gold right there. That's exactly what you want
to hear.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
One thing you have in common with tammer Amy is
your both moms. You both got a couple of kids,
and you both use social media a lot around that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Because I use my platform to kind of connect with
other women, especially when I was a young mom, I
wasn't really that young, but like I was in my thirties,
but like a mom at home with three kids, like
social media in particular became like an online virtual mothers
group for me. But I went on a rent the
other day and I was like, where do the moms
(14:02):
go with older kids? Because you know, you could probably
relate to this. As your kids have grown up, you
probably pull back from sharing so much personal information about them, right, Yeah,
but I think it's still so important to be constantly
talking and having other moms validate what you're going through.
But I'm like, where do they go? Is there a
bunker somewhere? I feel like they're.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Still there, maybe they're like, you know, TikTok is so
funny because when I first started TikTok, like I thought
it was about dancing videos, but I have learned so much.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
About just life in general, the world.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Other mothers who are struggling also like having older kids
because my kid, I have an eleven year old, almost
twelve and six. But it's so true. I find it
actually so much more emotionally difficult the older that they get.
That's when you start questioning, like am I a good person?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Like have I screwed on my kids.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
How much therapy are they gonna need?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Am I causing long life trauma?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
This will they talk about this and their therapy session,
whereas when they're younger it's just about survival and just
keeping them alive.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
We were reading a little bit about this. There was
like a Nashville school shooting right near where your kids
went to school. Yeah, it's so funny because Ryan, with
his old job, he got offered the opportunity to go
abroad and moved to Texas And I was like a
hard no because of the gun laws, and I just thought,
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Ever drop your kids off at school.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Worry about getting my kids off for an education? Was
that like the worst moment as a parent for you?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I mean, what's really scary is the school that the
shooter chose one of my kids schools. They looked at
one of my kids schools as one of the schools
that they might have gone into. And you know what's
crazy about all of it is you just like you
just so disassociate yourself from it because you don't see
it every day.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, so talk to us about your potential move back
to Australia. Is there plans to move back here?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, next year. It looks like we're definitely gonna come
back for at least a year.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And so nice. Have your girls ever actually done schooling
over here? Yet?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
When COVID happened, we were here and then got stuck here. Amazingly,
I was so happy that we were stuck here for
nine months. Old just went to school. I mean, the
only thing I'm upset about is like Amazon doesn't come
as fast as something.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Amazon has become faster.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, day it's like the same day, like you go,
I want this in America, and the same day it's.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Here's behind catch up to America.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Within a few definitely getting better. I ordered something yesterday
and it's arriving today.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, your door dashes are great better.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like, so would you call yourself if someone said where
are you from? Would you go I'm Australian because I
only realized we looked at our sheet and it says
you're South Africa.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, so I've actually spent the most amount of so
I was five to twenty one in Australia, five to
twenty one, zero to five in South Africa, and then
twenty one till whatever age I am now thirty thirty
They're like, Oh, you haven't been there. Wait, you have
an accent. You haven't been there so long in America,
And but I've been spending the last four years. I'd
say definitely back and forth.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And it's podcasting basically what you're doing, Like, no, what.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Are you doing? That's just like a fun like job side.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, I mean it's successful and I'm so grateful for that.
But my husband, I have a production company's on set
now for a movie he wrote and directed. He'll be
on set for three months with some really amazing actors.
I'm like freaking out the fact that I get to
meet them, I get to be in the movie because
I date the director.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was like, honey, I've given you a lot of
casting gouges.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You better movie exciting.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You've got to tell us now who's in the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
When we were off, I'll tell you. But it's great.
We have two more movies in our production company that
will be shooting, maybe one in India, and then I
have one that I wrote, a script that I wrote
that hopefully trying to get it set up in Australia,
maybe in Queensland. And then it has one week has
to be in Japan. I just wrote it so I
could go to Japan for a week. Now it's like
where can I travel?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I've always assumed that was basically the premise of the
White Lotus people going show, Yeah, like a six star resort.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And the White Loast is going to be in Queensland?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Is that season the next inside of Scoop, I.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Can only think of one place in the WIT Sundays,
it would be Kwalia that no, you don't. I wasn't
meant to say on Ramy that detail that the White
Lotus Season four will be filmed at Kalia on the
WIT Sundays here in Australia and Queensland season four Kualia.
I wasn't meant to say it was Kualia on it.
Oh here she comes, tamn sir Soock, Hey, yeah, have
(18:36):
a seat.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You've got your podcast, The Ship Show And one of
your guests was Larry Emda. Did you compare logis with Larry?
Because I know you've won a LOGI He won the
gold one Were You Were You? Silver was the.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Best New Talent And actually my Ship Show moment was
that I went to the wrong podium and I won
the award so I walked up there and then went right.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
The was this when you were in Home and Away?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And then I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Is that what the whole premise is that? Do you
have to come with a story like what's your biggest
ship show moment.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
At the end of it?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And then also your favorite Aussie slang. So I've learned
things like, you know, get a dog up here, get
a dog up Yeah, we're not get a dog for you,
kind of offensive, and then like we're not here to
f spiders.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, I say that a fair bit.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
And then when you finish everything with but I can't understand,
so like, hey, you're going to go to the city,
but oh yeah, and yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's a
that's the one I remember. But but the butt thing is,
I mean I couldn't. I couldn't live here just for
that reason alone. We're going, hey, guys, where are you going? Oh,
we're gonna get the get the train in. But I
(19:48):
don't think so please don't please don't.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Ever do that. You know what, We're both a chaka
for which I'll admit, and I'm sure Tammon's a lovely
lady who wouldn't use it over in the US. If
you drop the C.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Word in Australia, such a big deal. I've never said
the sea word.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
In your life, surely.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Like it's become Someone tried to once on the podcast.
Someone was trying to get me to say it, but
like for me, that is way more offensive than the
F word or.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Of course, see people use it in Australia now, like
it's not you. He's a funny sea.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Did Australians go over to America like in business meetings,
I'll drop this and the room just.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh, it's a big deal. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I
think I said it once in the seats I remember,
and everyone was like, cracket, cracket, You can't really say it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's to be right at home here if you drop it.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Listen, I'm coming back and using as many sea words
as I can put out there.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, enjoy the unfiltered sea word. Australian life style. It's
great news you coming back with your husband and your
two beautiful girls.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yes, I mean they're chill about it, so I almost
I'm more like, how are we going to get this done?
And they're just like, great, we'll make it work.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We'll make your work mate.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm like, wait, will make it work. So she's coming
home in the family, coming back to Australia. The ship
shows the podcast, so check it out. Great guest sharing
their ship show moments, Tamon Sir Socks, been a while.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's just so much for coming on.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So I'm so grateful for people like you could do
all the washing and like make all the you know,
like you said.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Hohold, I'm a cock at home. I do the washing,
the cleaning. I'm a cuck at work. What is that cuckold?
So it's like a bird. It sounds really Yeah, it's
when a man's wife sleeps with another man.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
He's right, yeah, does he have to watch?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, he has a cup chair in the corner. And
this is an awful word.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't literally do that, but yeah, well you could
always try things once.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's only one step further than doing all the washing
exactly as a man.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I think the other one would probably be more fun
than your washing party.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
How do we get there?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
This is like a preview of the shower, so wat
just listen to the just.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Give me the start.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Check out the podcast wherever you get your podcasts Amy,
I know not so much these days, but back in
the day you loved BBC, right bit.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Of bb BBC.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, do you what the British Broadcasting Corporation. So the BBC,
which I know you are right across, has written this
story about feet and this is what I wanted to
talk to you about your shower habits for because feet
are unsurprisingly the dirtiest place on your body. They have
of six hundred sweat glands which make them quote a
(22:49):
Smorger's board for bacteria.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So you're saying feet are dirtier than your butthole.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's well, that's what the BBC says, all the sweatlands
between ten thousand and one million different types of bacteria.
Big range the rusk in the question how often should
you wash your feet? And a lot of people have
come back saying they don't actually wash their feet in
the shit, They allow the hot, soapy water dripping down
from more important body parts to just sort of do
(23:15):
the feet for them.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Now that I think about it, I will always get
my kids to wash their feet like I will supervise
a shower, and I'm always like, sit down and give
your feet a good wash. But that's because they're filthy animals,
and they're usually playing outside with no shoes on. But
I don't wash my feet. I cleanse my face, I
do my body wash, do the private parts and everything.
(23:37):
But no, I never will lift a foot up and
clean underneath it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You've got everything in the same order, every shape. I'm
gonna do in the same order. I forget where I'm
up to order. Yeah, and top down, like washing a car.
You start at the top, let everything drip down, and.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Then finish your feet.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yes, I do one foot up, you know, give it
the good scrub. Then you've got to be careful doing
the second foot, though, because the first foot soapy. And yeah,
I've had some slips.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, okay, do you get your fingers in between the toe?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, you got to get it right.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I'm filming that. That's great content for feet.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Fine, I've heard you can make a fortune only with
the feast. I don't do my legs though.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It seems weird that there's so much bacteria on your
feet but not on your legs, so.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You don't what do you have? What do your feet
smell like? Are they right?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't have foot odor? You want to smell them?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
You do?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, because take my socks off. All right, I'm coming around.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh you're actually coming to smell my feet?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Well, I did wash them and they don't stink.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
No, okay, come on, when did your.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Last shower this morning? Okay? Okay, and you've come straight
into work?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, yes, okay, okay, come on around.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
All right, shoe you off?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Let me get in there.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, yeah, look at some.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Let me come back over here. Yeah. Yeah, there's a
sort of musk, I guess, like must or musk. What
am I looking for? Musk? That's what I'm looking Definitely
musk musk.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What about lock satan? It's kind of like an out
almondy wash. That's what I washed my well' that's what
I washed the rest of my body with. And my
feet would get all the wash.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Off, the washed off, So your feet all they get
is the like wash off from your bum and everything
that you've cleaned, and they just get that just washes
over them and that's the rest they get. Look, they're
not stinky feet, but there's not like a nice freshness about.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
On a second, they're in a sock and a shoe. Yeah,
and they've been in there for like two hours.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
But you've never washed them. No, can you wash them
for next week? Please?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Do you have a foot fetish that I don't know about?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I know it's the BBC story going next show. Can
you start this week washing your feet in the shower,
really getting in there with your fingers between the toes.
It's even better in a bath bay and your feet
are all soft and pruney. Give it a go, and
next week you come in here, you're going to come
back for a second. I'm going to come in for
another sniff and I want to smell some palmolive, dove,
(26:04):
some dove, yeah, something like that, some imperial leather. No, no, no,
that's you. Notice seventy year old man, that's right,
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That remains to be seen Chris Paige and Amy's I
took Henry, my seven year old, to the footy for
Anzac Day.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Yeah, big crowd, but I'll tell you what a lot
of people. When you're sober on Anzac Day, you realize
how many people start drinking at about seven o'clock in
the morning. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I remember Ryan, his specialty, like, his favorite day of
the year was Anzac Day. He would go and do
the dawn service with his mates and then he would
kick on somewhere to a pub. And I remember the
first year that we started dating. By eight am, I'd
gone out to meet him for what I thought was
going to be breakfast, and he was vomiting into a pop.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Plan vomiting at eight am, well because.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
He'd been sculling beers, and I was like, what on
earth is going on?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Well, that's what the dig Is fought for the freedom
for pubs to open at six o'clock in the morning, sure,
and for it's a free country. So thank you to
all of our service men and women. For that.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
I do enjoy Anzac Day though. Did you play any tour?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did play some tour?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Heads or tails?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I'm always heads.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
I'm always heads too. Of course tales never fails, but
apparently it does. I tend to lose all my money
on Enzac Day. Not a big gambler, but I do
like to participate in a bit of two up.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I go early in the day, but then late in
the day. Two up becomes a great spectator sport because
it's the really there's always a fat, drunk bloke and
they say, right, two up is finishing at three pm
or whenever it is, And it's ten to three and
he's getting desperate, and and he's waving a handful of
cash around, going five hundred on ahead, Yeah, and he's
(02:01):
going yes. Is that what the dig is fought for?
That drunk people? Probably not so much. Any There's a
few celebrities who I think melting down at the moment amy,
and thanks to social media we can watch it all
in real time.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It feels quite invasive on their part.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah, who's the Disney one that had was it Amanda Seafreed?
Amanda not Seafreed? There was the other one Amanda buying
Amanda Buy. Amanda Bye had a full melt down a
couple of years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Correct, Is she still a woman? I'm not sure so.
I think the last time I saw her, she'd like
got black hair and piercings everywhere. And then I don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
She's had a lot going on? Has she well? Inner headed?
There's a few celebrities with a lot going on at
the moment. Obviously there's Diddy that's a whole different lot
of going on.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh he needs to die, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Kanye West he also needs to die. Ah. Look I
suppose Look if I say he doesn't, then people will
call me a Nazi, Right, yeah, you're a Nazi like him. No,
I think Kanye is just he's not mentally well.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
He he's giving by polar, giving by polar, and then
when he goes on his random tweets, it's like he's
having manic episodes. You know who I'm worried about.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
I think it's probably gonna be the same person. Is
it Young Justin Bieber?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, what's going on? He's putting videos of himself just
as cones not looking good at all. He's very very skinny,
he looks sick. He looks Methy, doesn't he.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He looks Methy, and I feel for him because he's
a new dad. What's his wife name?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Haley?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Hailey? She's so hot?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Whose daughter is she? Someone famous? Haley not Baldwin?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Is she Hailey Baldwin? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Is it Alec Baldwin's daughter? Yeah, that's right. Well, at
least there's a nice, stable sort of father figure in
Justin Bieber's life, in Alec Baldwin. If he needs just
a steady head to talk too, Alec Porlmin's a psycho?
Is he he killed a woman?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Well, he wasn't a loaded gun and he didn't know
about it.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
The truth is he killed a woman. You can say
it was an accident, but he's always going, oh, plick
Baldwin's nuts.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I don't know much about him.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Bieber or Kanye. We're gonna put it on the record
right now. Who is going to cark at first?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Hopefully neither, I mean hopefully Kanye.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I hope it's not Biber because I met him when
he was a cute little kid, like when he first
came out with I Think the song Baby. I was
doing the Hot thirty Countdown and we got to go
meet it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
It's like anyone that's in in the spotlight as a child.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
It just it doesn't end well, not good for you. No,
McCaulay culkin, he looks like a smacky My money's on Kanye,
all right, I'll say biber No. I hope it's not.
I want Karne to be around because he's decided to
call his new album Cuck. Did you see that?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Can you relate?
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I can relate my wife.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
He made an album for you, exactly.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
She's the bread winner. I do all the washing and
cleaning and cooking.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
At home, so I listen to it while you're doing
the ironing.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I'll listen to Cuck by Kanye West.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
So I want to know, Christopher Page, do your kids
do your head in in the car?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh? Sorry you added in the car? Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
In general, I I have realized, I've come to this
realization that it is physically impossible for myself to drive
anywhere with my three kids. Like two of them, fine,
one is even better, But you put the three kids
in the car and I can't even go from my
house ten minutes up the road to McDonald's drive through
for dinner without them attacking each other or punching on.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
This would be Bobby and Kobee. This isn't Charlie, correct.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
It's only the boys, of course, But it happens every
single time we get in the car, so much so
that normally Charlie, I mean, she's almost ten, so she'll
sit in the front with me, But lately I've had
to put her in the back, in the middle of
the two boys, like some sort of barrier to break
them apart. And for the first couple of trips it
was kind of helpful and it was working. But now
(05:57):
what they do is they just lean over her and
she gets caught in the crossfire of the smacks and
the punches.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
She's elbows.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
She got spat on the other day, and I was like,
what kind of animals are I breeding? I don't understand
where I have gone wrong as a parent, because obviously
I'm one of three, and I have two brothers, and
I sure as hell did not behave the way my
children do.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
What about your two brothers, though, no.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I don't remember that. I mean, they were annoying, but
I don't remember there ever being full blown fistycuff fights.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
I know I did with my brother. Like my mom says,
you are getting what you deserve now with Henry and Oscar.
Because me and my brother Tom were apparently insufferable. We'd
gone family holidays, we had the Torrago back in the day.
Mum had put me in the front. She'd sit in
the middle with my sister and put my brother in
the very back, so we were as far away apart.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh, so you like at the front and the very
back roond.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
So we literally couldn't reach each other. But this is
what I'm wondering. You have the because I've got the
big Mazda c x nine with the third row, so
we could put a kid in the back row. You've
got the Hyundai Palisade.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I do.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
It's a big car. You've got the back row, don't you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, I do have the back row, but it's just
a it's more of a punish because we use the
boot space quite often. I could potentially put one of
the boys in the back, but I just I don't
put the other. I don't put either of the boys
in the front because they're just liabilities. Like Bobby will
try and put my car in to park while I'm
doing one ten on a freeway.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Have you got roof racks I've got a dom for
certain children. Surely that's legal if the child is a
complete ahole.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, but it's just my two boys. I don't know
if there's any solutions out there. If people want to
send me a DM on my Instagram, help me out.
Was there anything you do? Is it just boys? Is
it because their attentions? Fans are so sure it's just boys?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And igon screens don't help. It's screwed up everyone's brains.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, they're definitely. Have you noticed that they're definitely a
lot angrier.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah. The testosterone seems to be kicking in like way
too early.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Way too early, and at a much aggressive level.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Well, you've come to me with this problem. I've given
you the solution. Put one of them on the roof.
They will love it's in their hair. At one hundred
and ten k's an hour.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Can I get pulled over?
Speaker 2 (08:13):
They can eat bugs. Always love that.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Okay. It's kind of like skydiving, horizontal skydiving.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Why you're welcome, Gerard. I'm lucky, I'm here. I'm lucky
I made it alive this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yes, unlucky.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I made it despite having a female uber driver. But
now I'm going to tell you a story about it,
and it's got I'm joking. She was actually a really
good driver. Yeah, she was telling me a funny story.
She had a phone there that someone had left in
her Uber last night. Yeah, and she said, I've got this.
I've still got this phone, and it's weird. No one
(08:46):
has wrung it yet. So I was coming in here
and I mean, it's still pretty early in the morning.
So and if you've left your phone and you might
have had a couple probably still asleep. She said, no,
no one's trying it yet. She goes, it was this girl.
She goes, I think she had a bit too much
to drink, and that's all she said. I thought, okay,
she was drunk. That we've been there. Then about five
minutes later, the phone rang, the mystery phone that left.
(09:10):
She answered it while she was driving on speaker phone
and said, Hello, this is Carla the Uber driver. Who's this?
And it was He goes, oh, Hi, I'm so, and
so I'm what's her name, I'll call it Amy for
I'm Amy's boyfriend. She left her phone in uber last night.
I'm sorry, she'd had too much to drink. And this
(09:33):
is where the Uber driver starts swinging the boyfriend, and
the real story came out. The uber driver goes, yeah,
it took me twenty minutes to get her out of
the car. Oh no, and sourced wait for this, then
she shit on the front lawn. No she didn't. Just
the uber driver said this to the boyfriend. And the
(09:53):
boyfriend's going, oh no, not a reoccurring thing. Well, that's
the thing. He didn't go, Oh no, she wouldn't have
done that. Not again again. Yeah, she's a she's a
front lawn poor. So he knows his girlfriend's got form.
She sounds like a real piece of work. She wouldn't
get out of the car, like when she tried to
(10:15):
get her of the car, said don't touch me. And
then and she's telling the boyfriend this. Well, I'm sitting
in the backseat of the you but listening to it
all loving it.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yeah, I was gonna say, that's a great.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Loving the story. I'm like, how did you just tell
me that she had a bit too much to drink
and leave out all this, all the good stuff. She
still on the boyfriend twenty minutes to get out, said
don't touch me, abused her.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
And then pulled her pants down and dropped her shat
on the front lawn and then wipe her backside.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
I didn't get that info. I don't know if leaves
around or long sleep. Do you always have wet wipes
in your No, maybe she was a new mum and
we'll let it.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
We'll let it fly.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Poor thie got to the door. No one would answer.
She said she was knocking there. But yeah, anyway, So did.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
The uber driver just take off? Did she even wait
to see if she got inside?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I know the uber driver did the right thing, waited,
made sure she got inside. I'd safely, you know, sister
to sister, made sure of the girl was all right
because you had too much a drink, even though even
though she wouldn't get out of the car for twenty
minutes and did a pooh on the lawn. So I
mean good. So I gave her five stars, but wasn't
happy with her original story to me, Yeah, going on,
(11:28):
I think she had too much to drink.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Hey guess what, there was more solid gold there, But
you got it at the end of the day.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
You know. Come on, if there's pooh in a story,
you lead with that, it's radio one on one.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Say that I've never pooed on my front lawn.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
You No, not the front lawn. I mean, I'm not
an animal. Yeah, you're doing at the back like a gentleman.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, I haven't done that either.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
We've got a very special guest and I'm excited because
this is a LOGI Award winning actress, yep, who's been
over in the States and made a big over there
with the Young and the restless, pretty little liars. But
if you're like me, you will remember Tam and Sirsock
in a summer Bay high How old were you, Well,
(12:12):
you know anyone, I'm forty two years old.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Anybody, Hey, that's okay, that's okay. If you were like oh,
I was thirty.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Five, I was a kid, we remember you from back
in the day. Taman Sirsock is here. Hi, Taman you guys. Hi.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
So you've recently released your own podcast, call The Shit Show.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Love that you can say the name. It's actually my
third podcast. I've been podcasting for about nine years now,
and then I decided to do a show here called
The Ship Show because I feel like I'm Ozzy and
I wanted to connect with my assy audience and I
wanted to speak to people in Australia and so that's
kind of the genesis of this. And then I have
a prittle liar's podcast as well. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Nice. And so the Shit show is that essentially just
are you talking to everyday women or is it more
like Celebritari and Kenney. Yeah, okay, more like that.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Merrick. Oh my gosh, my brain, I'm about to get
my periods. I'm like, I can't think of anything. Yeah,
we've had a larium deroon. So it's a bit of both.
I do like to have some experts on the show, though.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
And it's all just about like life's unfiltered moments and
what's going on in their life at the moment.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah. Most of the time people said I've never said
this was like, oh my goodness, and then oh I'm
going to get canceled. Literally every show they say both
those two sentences.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
That's solid gold right there. That's exactly what you want
to hear.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
One thing you have in common with tammer Amy is
your both moms. You both got a couple of kids,
and you both use social media a lot around that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Because I use my platform to kind of connect with
other women, especially when I was a young mom, I
wasn't really that young, but like I was in my thirties,
but like a mom at home with three kids, like
social media in particular became like an online virtual mothers
group for me. But I went on a rent the
other day and I was like, where do the moms
(14:02):
go with older kids? Because you know, you could probably
relate to this. As your kids have grown up, you
probably pull back from sharing so much personal information about them, right, Yeah,
but I think it's still so important to be constantly
talking and having other moms validate what you're going through.
But I'm like, where do they go? Is there a
bunker somewhere? I feel like they're.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Still there, maybe they're like, you know, TikTok is so
funny because when I first started TikTok, like I thought
it was about dancing videos, but I have learned so much.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
About just life in general, the world.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Other mothers who are struggling also like having older kids
because my kid, I have an eleven year old, almost
twelve and six. But it's so true. I find it
actually so much more emotionally difficult the older that they get.
That's when you start questioning, like am I a good person?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Like have I screwed on my kids.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
How much therapy are they gonna need?
Speaker 1 (14:52):
Am I causing long life trauma?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
This will they talk about this and their therapy session,
whereas when they're younger it's just about survival and just
keeping them alive.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
We were reading a little bit about this. There was
like a Nashville school shooting right near where your kids
went to school. Yeah, it's so funny because Ryan, with
his old job, he got offered the opportunity to go
abroad and moved to Texas And I was like a
hard no because of the gun laws, and I just thought,
I don't want to.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Ever drop your kids off at school.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Worry about getting my kids off for an education? Was
that like the worst moment as a parent for you?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I mean, what's really scary is the school that the
shooter chose one of my kids schools. They looked at
one of my kids schools as one of the schools
that they might have gone into. And you know what's
crazy about all of it is you just like you
just so disassociate yourself from it because you don't see
it every day.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, so talk to us about your potential move back
to Australia. Is there plans to move back here?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Yes, next year. It looks like we're definitely gonna come
back for at least a year.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
And so nice. Have your girls ever actually done schooling
over here? Yet?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
When COVID happened, we were here and then got stuck here. Amazingly,
I was so happy that we were stuck here for
nine months. Old just went to school. I mean, the
only thing I'm upset about is like Amazon doesn't come
as fast as something.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Amazon has become faster.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Okay, day it's like the same day, like you go,
I want this in America, and the same day it's.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Here's behind catch up to America.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Within a few definitely getting better. I ordered something yesterday
and it's arriving today.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah, your door dashes are great better.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Like, so would you call yourself if someone said where
are you from? Would you go I'm Australian because I
only realized we looked at our sheet and it says
you're South Africa.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Yeah, so I've actually spent the most amount of so
I was five to twenty one in Australia, five to
twenty one, zero to five in South Africa, and then
twenty one till whatever age I am now thirty thirty
They're like, Oh, you haven't been there. Wait, you have
an accent. You haven't been there so long in America,
And but I've been spending the last four years. I'd
say definitely back and forth.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
And it's podcasting basically what you're doing, Like, no, what.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Are you doing? That's just like a fun like job side.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Yeah, I mean it's successful and I'm so grateful for that.
But my husband, I have a production company's on set
now for a movie he wrote and directed. He'll be
on set for three months with some really amazing actors.
I'm like freaking out the fact that I get to
meet them, I get to be in the movie because
I date the director.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
I was like, honey, I've given you a lot of
casting gouges.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You better movie exciting.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
You've got to tell us now who's in the movie.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
When we were off, I'll tell you. But it's great.
We have two more movies in our production company that
will be shooting, maybe one in India, and then I
have one that I wrote, a script that I wrote
that hopefully trying to get it set up in Australia,
maybe in Queensland. And then it has one week has
to be in Japan. I just wrote it so I
could go to Japan for a week. Now it's like
where can I travel?
Speaker 2 (17:59):
I've always assumed that was basically the premise of the
White Lotus people going show, Yeah, like a six star resort.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
And the White Loast is going to be in Queensland?
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Is that season the next inside of Scoop, I.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
Can only think of one place in the WIT Sundays,
it would be Kwalia that no, you don't. I wasn't
meant to say on Ramy that detail that the White
Lotus Season four will be filmed at Kalia on the
WIT Sundays here in Australia and Queensland season four Kualia.
I wasn't meant to say it was Kualia on it.
Oh here she comes, tamn sir Soock, Hey, yeah, have
(18:36):
a seat.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
You've got your podcast, The Ship Show And one of
your guests was Larry Emda. Did you compare logis with Larry?
Because I know you've won a LOGI He won the
gold one Were You Were You? Silver was the.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
Best New Talent And actually my Ship Show moment was
that I went to the wrong podium and I won
the award so I walked up there and then went right.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
The was this when you were in Home and Away?
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (19:01):
And then I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Is that what the whole premise is that? Do you
have to come with a story like what's your biggest
ship show moment.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
At the end of it?
Speaker 3 (19:10):
And then also your favorite Aussie slang. So I've learned
things like, you know, get a dog up here, get
a dog up Yeah, we're not get a dog for you,
kind of offensive, and then like we're not here to
f spiders.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Oh yeah, yeah, I say that a fair bit.
Speaker 3 (19:26):
And then when you finish everything with but I can't understand,
so like, hey, you're going to go to the city,
but oh yeah, and yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's a
that's the one I remember. But but the butt thing is,
I mean I couldn't. I couldn't live here just for
that reason alone. We're going, hey, guys, where are you going? Oh,
we're gonna get the get the train in. But I
(19:48):
don't think so please don't please don't.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Ever do that. You know what, We're both a chaka
for which I'll admit, and I'm sure Tammon's a lovely
lady who wouldn't use it over in the US. If
you drop the C.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Word in Australia, such a big deal. I've never said
the sea word.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
In your life, surely.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Like it's become Someone tried to once on the podcast.
Someone was trying to get me to say it, but
like for me, that is way more offensive than the
F word or.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Of course, see people use it in Australia now, like
it's not you. He's a funny sea.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Did Australians go over to America like in business meetings,
I'll drop this and the room just.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Oh, it's a big deal. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I
think I said it once in the seats I remember,
and everyone was like, cracket, cracket, You can't really say it.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
It's to be right at home here if you drop it.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Listen, I'm coming back and using as many sea words
as I can put out there.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Well, enjoy the unfiltered sea word. Australian life style. It's
great news you coming back with your husband and your
two beautiful girls.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Yes, I mean they're chill about it, so I almost
I'm more like, how are we going to get this done?
And they're just like, great, we'll make it work.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
We'll make your work mate.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
I'm like, wait, will make it work. So she's coming
home in the family, coming back to Australia. The ship
shows the podcast, so check it out. Great guest sharing
their ship show moments, Tamon Sir Socks, been a while.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
It's just so much for coming on.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
So I'm so grateful for people like you could do
all the washing and like make all the you know,
like you said.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Hohold, I'm a cock at home. I do the washing,
the cleaning. I'm a cuck at work. What is that cuckold?
So it's like a bird. It sounds really Yeah, it's
when a man's wife sleeps with another man.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
He's right, yeah, does he have to watch?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Yeah, he has a cup chair in the corner. And
this is an awful word.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I don't literally do that, but yeah, well you could
always try things once.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's only one step further than doing all the washing
exactly as a man.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I think the other one would probably be more fun
than your washing party.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
How do we get there?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
This is like a preview of the shower, so wat
just listen to the just.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Give me the start.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Check out the podcast wherever you get your podcasts Amy,
I know not so much these days, but back in
the day you loved BBC, right bit.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Of bb BBC.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Yeah, do you what the British Broadcasting Corporation. So the BBC,
which I know you are right across, has written this
story about feet and this is what I wanted to
talk to you about your shower habits for because feet
are unsurprisingly the dirtiest place on your body. They have
of six hundred sweat glands which make them quote a
(22:49):
Smorger's board for bacteria.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
So you're saying feet are dirtier than your butthole.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
That's well, that's what the BBC says, all the sweatlands
between ten thousand and one million different types of bacteria.
Big range the rusk in the question how often should
you wash your feet? And a lot of people have
come back saying they don't actually wash their feet in
the shit, They allow the hot, soapy water dripping down
from more important body parts to just sort of do
(23:15):
the feet for them.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Now that I think about it, I will always get
my kids to wash their feet like I will supervise
a shower, and I'm always like, sit down and give
your feet a good wash. But that's because they're filthy animals,
and they're usually playing outside with no shoes on. But
I don't wash my feet. I cleanse my face, I
do my body wash, do the private parts and everything.
(23:37):
But no, I never will lift a foot up and
clean underneath it.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
You've got everything in the same order, every shape. I'm
gonna do in the same order. I forget where I'm
up to order. Yeah, and top down, like washing a car.
You start at the top, let everything drip down, and.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Then finish your feet.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yes, I do one foot up, you know, give it
the good scrub. Then you've got to be careful doing
the second foot, though, because the first foot soapy. And yeah,
I've had some slips.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, okay, do you get your fingers in between the toe?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Yeah, you got to get it right.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
I'm filming that. That's great content for feet.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
Fine, I've heard you can make a fortune only with
the feast. I don't do my legs though.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
It seems weird that there's so much bacteria on your
feet but not on your legs, so.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
You don't what do you have? What do your feet
smell like? Are they right?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't have foot odor? You want to smell them?
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yep?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
You do?
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah, because take my socks off. All right, I'm coming around.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh you're actually coming to smell my feet?
Speaker 2 (24:27):
Well, I did wash them and they don't stink.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
No, okay, come on, when did your.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Last shower this morning? Okay? Okay, and you've come straight
into work?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Yeah, yes, okay, okay, come on around.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
All right, shoe you off?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Let me get in there.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Okay, yeah, look at some.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Let me come back over here. Yeah. Yeah, there's a
sort of musk, I guess, like must or musk. What
am I looking for? Musk? That's what I'm looking Definitely
musk musk.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
What about lock satan? It's kind of like an out
almondy wash. That's what I washed my well' that's what
I washed the rest of my body with. And my
feet would get all the wash.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Off, the washed off, So your feet all they get
is the like wash off from your bum and everything
that you've cleaned, and they just get that just washes
over them and that's the rest they get. Look, they're
not stinky feet, but there's not like a nice freshness about.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
On a second, they're in a sock and a shoe. Yeah,
and they've been in there for like two hours.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
But you've never washed them. No, can you wash them
for next week? Please?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Do you have a foot fetish that I don't know about?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I know it's the BBC story going next show. Can
you start this week washing your feet in the shower,
really getting in there with your fingers between the toes.
It's even better in a bath bay and your feet
are all soft and pruney. Give it a go, and
next week you come in here, you're going to come
back for a second. I'm going to come in for
another sniff and I want to smell some palmolive, dove,
(26:04):
some dove, yeah, something like that, some imperial leather. No, no, no,
that's you. Notice seventy year old man, that's right,
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