May 2, 2025 • 26 mins
Amy has rediscovered the spark in her relationship
Chris comparing his life to Amy's over the past week
Rage Rooms
The Baking World Nagi Recipe Stolen
Annoying Kid Songs
Things that make you go aghhh
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
I Heart podcasts.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Hi there,
and welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard podcast.
Thanks for choosing us because there's a few podcasts out there.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
There are so many podcasts and get you're here. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You've just gotten back from an international triple from traveling abroad.
I had would say I saw your lovely stories on
the So you got upgraded, Yes, which was cool.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
First time flying business. It is quite the luxury and
will never happen again.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And the real business class people they hate the upgrade,
the points grade. Bogans. They don't really belong in business.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes they do.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Have seen you and Ryan coming, go beg your pardon?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Were we played the part? We did not look like bogans.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Maybe on the way home they knew.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You upgraded with points, they knew you were. Have you
ever joined the mile High Club?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
No? I have never joined the mile High Club.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
No interest.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I couldn't think of anything worse.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
To be honest, I don't know how that would be
even remotely enjoyable.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's more like the status of saying.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a novel.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, we banged it in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, my husband is very round and phallic looking.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's a sphere.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And I don't even that's not He's not a sphere.
He's not fat. He's just a big guy.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
He's large and round and he's a bit rotund.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So you'd have trouble squeezing him into the little toy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know how he goes to the toilet, like,
I find that split, that space quite confined, and he's
double my size.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And width, so he's sort of wedged in so turbulent
swalli's are urinating, he's like wedged in nice and.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, So I don't know how one person would get
in there, let alone two.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I've never been in other toilets bigger in business.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No, they're exactly the same, really.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, don't some of them don't Singapore air of showers
and stuff. I thought some of them emirates.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Maybe maybe the ones we flew Singapore Airlines and there
was definitely no showers.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I think maybe that's first class, first class. Yeah, I
think they've got like the beds, like the sweets.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's where people are banging.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'd bang if I was in first class on an
Emirates flights for sure, like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
In the private suite, on the bed or yes, the shower.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You put on, you do not disturb, sign on and
you just go to town.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That just means we're on Emirates first exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yep, I joined that club there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Let's get into the podcast, Chris. We're asking you how
you keep the spark alive in your relationship without spending
a buttload of money on a holiday, just the simple
everyday stuff. Monique's here on thirty one oh six five.
What do you doing it?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So my husband I run a business together and we
basically in each other's pockets every day.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Young.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, So what we we try and do at least
every fortnight is we we have a like a games night,
So we play darts and we have a wine and
play ping pong and we play poker and we just
make like put the kids to bed and have that
time for us and yeah, just decompress and have a laugh.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's so nice.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
We've done that. We've worked together. I've been married for
six years, we've worked together for ten years, and we've
done that from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Wait, so Monique, how is it working with your husband
because I could not work with mine.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Like love the bloke.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Where the stream team. I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I wouldn't change it for that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I won't at the games night though, Like doesn't it
turn in? I just my memories of like playing Monopoly
and people flipping over boards and getting it. You guys
don't fight at games night?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
No, do you know what? It's helpful that we're both
pretty on par with Like we're both good at darts,
we're both good at ping pong, so it's like a
good healthy competition.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, it works very well.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Sounds like you've got a good little partnership going there.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, I know, we do.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hey, go see the new Mission Impossible movie with your
hobby as well. We'll give you some tickets.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Good on your mineigue, thank you. When he's here, Whinnie,
how do you keep the spark alive? Keeping it simple?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Morning, Christina Willie? We do little. It might sound cheesy,
but we do little. Love notes on posted notes.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Yeah, nice and effective?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And do you just leave them like what on the
fridge door or in the bathroom for example.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I had a major presentation this week and I'll walk
into the work in the morning and I found a
posted note sandwich between my computer and my booklet, and
it says, remember be passionate, authentic and flow state but
above or just be yourself and let your soul shine.
You've got this, And that's all I needed to see
and read. And I'm like, Okay, I've got this.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's so nice.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And just like the words of affirmation and knowing that
you've got the support of your partner, that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Sounds like a lot of effort.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Shut up, you should.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Start leaving, Georgie some post it notes throughout I deserve them.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do have to live my game, you absolutely do.
I'm a bad husband at the moment. Just yeah, I'm sorry,
I promise. Girard, you Amy Gerard, I'm filthy. Why filthy
on you?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Why because they went on holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, because I've spent the last week and a half
just seeing you and that husband of yours, that big
handsome lug gloating. I was not.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I was not gloating.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
People love to come on a journey when you like.
I love when people go on holidays. I love following
their content, especially when it's to a country that I've
never seen. I love taking inspo and just seeing where
they go and in spo that's what That's what I
was doing with my community.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, I was sitting at home in the school holidays
with screaming kids, these rotten just fighting constantly, and I'm
just listening to up like this all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We are off to the pool. I've phoned me up
to get some read It was the last time we've
read a book.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I was thinking about as I was buying and going
as the last.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Time we went on holidays.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
With our children.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, next, Okay, the feeling of having longer than fifteen
minute interval of.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Paces slightly rioty, just slightly.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Did you get them from my Instagram?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah? All of us from your Instagram? Everything, every floating moment,
every lobster you ate, every mud crab.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Actually I didn't share most of it. I just shared
the highlights.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But it was a really fantastic trip, and to be honest,
I had never even thought so we went to we
did a little stopover in Singapore, but we spent five
days in Sri Lanka, and Sri Lanka has never even
been a consideration of mine, like, not for any reason
other than I just hadn't ever thought to visit.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It wasn't on your top ten it looks beautiful though.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
It was absolutely incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I think what makes it though, are the people and
the culture over there, Like they are the most warmest,
most helpful, humble, happy people.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And especially some of the places.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That we went down on, like the south coast of Srilanka,
are a quite third world and they don't have a
lot of money and they're just happy as that's.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
A bit of perspective, doesn't and yeah, it comes back
to Australia and these people are dirt poor, absolutely happy.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So happy, they're willing to give you the shirt off
their own back and they're just so interested to hear
about your life.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And please don't steal their shirts.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I didn't steal anybody's shirts, but it was It was
a really beautiful holiday. I will say the humidity over
there is absolutely wild.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And the monkeys as well, bitten or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I didn't get bitten. We did go on safari.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
There was a funny instant we were saying in the
like tented lodgers in Yale National Park and I was
sitting by the pool just reading my book and one
of the ladies who worked there, she goes, ma'am, ma'am,
there's a black face behind you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And whoa.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I was like, ah what, and I just I didn't
even turn around. I said, oh no, no, no, no,
she goes a monkey and I turned around.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And that's what the locals call them. So there's these
type of monkeys. I actually I was googling the name
of them the other day. There the actual name of
them is Semnopithicus.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Or something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So, and there's two different types. So there's the blackface
monkeys and then when I went down to the South
coast with the purple the purple monk, purple face monkeys,
and I had gone to post one on my socials
and I was like, nope, not writing that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Suddenly you become the Jackson joh on it's Saturday.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I just yeah, no, we are far more educated than
that these days. But yeah, the locals, that's what they
refer to them.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Happy Election Day everyone.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Are we really saying Happy election Day?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, I'm sure a bit facetious. Happy sausage Day?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, sure, let's run with that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hey, So have you got like a group chat with
all your I was gonna say girlfriends and with all
your mates on what'sapp.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah the boys? Yeah, yeah, the boys. It's not called
yeah the boys.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I've got a We've got I've got a few actually,
and a few weeks ago, a whole bunch of my
girlfriends individually. We're all going through a bit of a
rough time. Kids, partners, you know, parents, elderly parents, and
so I.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Just throughout this idea.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I said, you know, I feel like, can we try
and catch up every couple of weeks, every couple of
months at the moment and have a girl's lunch?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And I said, instead of doing a girl's lunch, why
don't we go to a rage room?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And have you ever been to a rage room?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, so I'm guessing it's somewhere you go and just
go nuts and scream, and.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
So you would have seen them, like I think they're
all around the place. But you basically go. You choose
your weapon of choice.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think you can take in a few so you
can take it a crowbar or a sledgehammer, a baseball bat,
and then you get like crates and crates of basically crockery,
glassware plates, and you can go into this room and
there's old TVs, keypads, old I guess laptops or like
(10:48):
computer screens and you just smash shit and it is
such a great way to release the stress of the week,
or just maybe if you're feeling a little pent up,
you know, you just and you need to release the rage.
I mean I should probably go there once a month
before my period hits.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Right, Yeah, go once a week.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Don't need to go once.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I don't need to go once a week. Once a
month could be great. I think it would be highly beneficial.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Therepy that that too. I've got memory of smashing up
the old TV it, you know, council cleanup time as
a surely every boy has done that with a cricket
bat like smashed up an old TV if someone's left out.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Is that what you used to do?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well? It felt good, yes when I was a child,
but you see you're an adult woman.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, But I think the stresses of life are even
higher now. I think, if anything, if anyone should be
doing it, it should be more mature women. You know,
we carry the weight of the world on our shoulders,
do you, Yeah, we do. Chris so much going on
and it just feels nice. So I actually highly recommend
a girl's day out there you can go in. I
(12:02):
think you can have like up to six people in
a room. Sorry, not at the same time. You have
to take turns individually.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
And you wear protect If you do, you wear like
like a it looks like a motorbike helmet, so every
part of your face and your head is covered.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because there's going to be glass and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, wear protective clothing like a like a fire suit.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Obviously there's no there's no flame.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You don't get to bird flame.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I think the next is going to be some.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Pyromaniac tech tech room where you can just go and
set fire to stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know what. This is like the diet coke version
of a shooting range. I feel like because that's what
I know men do in America. Like I've been to
the Bucks weekend in Vegas and you go over to
Arizona and fire and ar fifteen and yeah, you know,
and feel like a real man. No, not really, not really, No,
it's just a massive.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Small Yeah, but I think I think the rage rooms
are really good. I highly recommend it, especially for women. Yeah,
you should check it out too.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The rage room.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I think they're called smashrooms. Rage rooms. They're all the
rage Chris.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
As you maybe heading off to votes this morning. One
of the highlights is always the bake sale. Grab yourself
something nice. It's any good thing about election day and
the sausages, But spare a thought at the baked sale.
Because the baking world has gone nasty. There's controversy.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean it's a little ridiculous if you ask.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Me, Well, it's someone's livelihood.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Here.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The recipe tin Instapage recipe ten Eats run by Nagi
has accused Bake with Brookie. Yes, another book by brook
Bellamy of pinching recipes.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
In particular caramel slice.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, which I've had a look at the recipes side
by side and sure they look identical. But also that's
how you make a caramel slice. Like that's if I
was sending a recipe or writing out a recipe for
a caramel slice, I would write down the exact same ingredients.
I just don't understand how you can plagiarize a recipe.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, no one's making up stuff out of thin air,
are they. Everyone gets a recipe from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
The fact that those are the ingredients that you used
to make a camel sete, I'm so confused by it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, the problem is, and you know we talk about
on this show, the Facebook mums group and all the
chatter that goes on online. The problem is it's gotten
nasty because since Nagi from Recipe Tenisa made the allegations.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
All the trolls have come out.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The trolls have gone hard on brook Bellamy, and to
Nagi's credit, she's called for that to stop on her instapage.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Please stop the trolling. Now.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
I know I've made serious allegations, but this does not
justify the personal attacks that I've seen online against Brook Belamy.
I do not support it, and I'm asking you to stop.
You know, share your opinions, have heated debates. Support Brookie,
(14:59):
support me, disagree with both of us, think we're pathetic,
whatever you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Want, but just keep it respectful.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But and understand is we live in a society where
people love to be outraged. So you start a tiny
little fire, people are going to get behind it, especially
the people with sad, miserable lives, and they're going to
come out with all their pitchforks, and they're going to
choose a site and then are going to go after
the other person who they don't agree with.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, the question is can you own a recipe because
you were telling me that your special bolonnaise has a
secret ingredient in it and that you would be bothered,
not be.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Bothered by it at all.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I would just go, oh, they probably heard that I
add a certain spice into my bolin aise.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Come on, we got to say it, not me. Nutmeg
in boli, Yes, delicious. I know Wooster Sheer God saying that, but.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I think she's saying that she's copied two of the recipes,
and another lady from the US has apparently came out
and said that she's copied her vanilla cake slice or something.
But ultimately, there's an entire book of recipes there.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
There's going to be some overlap, isn't there.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
There's got to be some overlap.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I thought it was all about I would have thought
that it all comes down to the way they creatively
shot the finished product, like the photos that accompany the recipe,
maybe the little spiels that go with it and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
There are discrepancies in their.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Ingredients, like the amount of butter and certain things, so
there's already discrepancies there.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I just think I said, unsalted butter, you said, the
little blurb that goes with recipes. Can I just get
something off my chest? Shot about online recipes, the people
that post their life story above the recipe and like right, like,
I mean pages and pages of it. I first made
(17:00):
this back in blah blah blah, and it's great for
this and you're going just give me the ingredients and
scrolling through there's all the ads and everything. Just get
to the recipe.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
There's the story about the life and then add ad
and you've got to scroll five pages down to get
the ingredients.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Don't care about what your kids eat? Well, give me
the recipe.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I know, I know it is frustrating, but I do
feel for well, I probably.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Feel for this poor brook lady.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, I mean I might keept me under some scrutiny,
But you're Caramel Slice guys.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, nagi's got one point six million followers on it,
so that that's pretty big, right, you know your instant
that Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
All what's big? I mean, are we really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Tell you what. I'm just excited to get down to
the school.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And Caramel Slice is what I'm going to be buying.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, hit up the bake store. Support the school, everyone,
support Chris Amy Gerard. You are a mum three three
young kids. I've got two boys around the same age
as mine. So I just want you to finish a
sentence for me. If I say to you, Conger, Conger, Conger,
(18:10):
make my.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Weally longer.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
As well, put it in a door and make it
really sore.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I've got a give it to a fairy and then
make it hairy or something. Is another one, the Conger
Conger conga make my Willy longer song. It is driving
me insane.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
My kids used to walk around the house just singing
it non stop. But we've recently discovered, well, I won't
say recently.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's been around for about a year.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Our poopy man, Who's poopy man?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Oh? Whatever you do, never play this to your children.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
It's not it's not it sounds like no, it's I
don't know who this guy is. He's got a sick
fascination with poop, and he turns pooh songs.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And you know kids, they just love pooh, right sure,
Pooh Willy.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We you know what kids are like, They're filthy animals.
And this guy, he's got a whole He's got an
entire playlist on Spotify. What I have a listen to
Uh poo pooh bum song. It's Kobe's favorite. We play
it every night.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
By pooh Man, by poopy Man, poopy Man.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He quite catchy.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
To be six boebe you.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Already know baby poo.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Boo boom, sticky sticky poo pool bub bub. I'm okaykky
boo boo boo. Look out is it poop poop poop
poop poo fee bum bum ohoo bum bum. This guy
should be nowhere near children?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Can I tell you? It has had over eleven million listens.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's some good online engagement, right.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I wonder if he's do you get paid every time
somebody listens to the pooh bum pooh bum song?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, once you hit a certain amount, I think you
get money from YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
So like so it is literally I used to play
Kobe classical music. Now all he requests is the pooh
bum song.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Have you ever thought about getting into some of the
scat gear for your Instagram and you know, getting more
followers scat gear? It's like pooh stuff Like this guy
is clearly really no.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Mister stinky butt poop in a taco My bum is itchy.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Another crowd favorite out is that one of his big hits,
My bum is Itchy?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I think that's his second biggest hit.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Can we get that?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Now, we'll come back and we'll lee. There's a tease
for everyone. If you keep listening to Kiss, We're gonna
play a bit of My bum Is Itchy by Poopy Man.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah for you, surely that's that'll be added into the repertoire.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Here, don't no, no, no, don't add it. Please don't
add it. Look give us a call thirteen one oh
six five, because it's time to do things that make
you go ah. Every week we let you get it
off your chest about your kids, and let's theme it
up again this week. Things that make you go ugh?
The Music or Song edition. What is the stupid song
(21:00):
that your kids either listen to or just sing NonStop
around the house.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
My kids yoused to sing something about pepper pig as well.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh yes, there's tripped on a wire, fell into a fire,
they can rib or something, and it's about pepper pick Well, okay,
pepper pig. That's a bit of an annoying tune, but
the kids do love it. Tell you what, how's this
for a prize for the most annoying kids song if
you bring us up, bonus points if you sing it.
We have got tickets to Pepper Pig's Fun Day Out Live.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
No One's calling.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They will love. People want these free tickets, they tell you.
Pepper Pinklive dot com dot a u is the website
if you want to see the Pepper Pig Show.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You might have kids that like Pepper pick.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Kids love Pepper piet Give us a call. Thirty one
oh six. Five Things that make You gough The Annoying
Song Edition because there's all the classics like jingle bells, Batman.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Smells and can we play them My bumm is Itchy?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Of course we're gonna play My bum is Itchy.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Another gangster rap that's a given man.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's coming up next, Chris, The annoying Songs that kids sing.
It's the musical edition of things that make you go
because some of the songs, I mean, thank you for
introducing me to poopy Man.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah he's like the modern day scatman.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah yeah, no he's not.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So it was that the pooh bum bum poo.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Poopy Man, Yeah, poo bum poo, bu My bum is itchy?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Back to B six Baby you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Already, No baby, no baby, poo boo.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
That's pretty bad. We want to hear from you. Thirty
one oh six five? What's the really annoying song your
kids are driving you mad with singing all the time?
We've got Ella on the line? Was Buddy Hill?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
The stick song from Douggie the.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Six song from a song? Yeah, all right, thick.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Oh the stick song?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
The stick song? Did you say from Hey Dougie?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yes, yeah, you know the sticks song. We used to
play it as well.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
My kids would all jump up and we'd jump up
and down in like like stick figures.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
See that's a pretty good show.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I don't mind, Duggy tag.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Isn't it time for day?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Ella?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Riley's here?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Riley?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
What's the song that your kids have that drive you?
Riley is a kid? Oh hi, Riley? How old are you?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Ten? And what do you sing that drives your parents?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Man?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Fish on me, fishy on me? I've never heard. Can
you sing it for us?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Something?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Something fishy on me? Fishy on me drives me nuts?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
What where is that?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Even from?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
We had a dodgy line there for Riley. She's only ten.
She's using a phone, so she's don't speak directly, Thank you, Madeline.
What's the song your kids have that drive you nuts?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Hi, guys. I think it's called Apples and bananas, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
My god, cocos and.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
As I say, yeah, yeah, And everyone that knows this
knows how annoying it is. Ba's right, they say it's wrong. Yeah,
And then my daughter can't say apple, banana.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Coco melon. There's something sinister about that show. I don't
know what it is. It's the Illuminati.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
I'm sure of it, because there's the Wiggles song as well,
where they bananas and then I like to eight eight
aples and bananas and yeah with our kids in my head.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Sam you now Sam's going to sing for us? I'm
as sure.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Hey Sam, Hey Sam, Yeah, Hey guys morning. I've also
got my daughter Amelia here with me because she loves
the song too.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
A duet.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
A duet yet. Now we don't know the backstory for
the song, but it's about.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Farting, so here we go.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Of course.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
It is ready, yep, Okay, I farted it tickle but che.
It was hot, it was burning, so I did it again.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh my god, my kids sing that song.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It goes.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I farted it tickled my butt cheeks me good. It
was spicy and it was hot. Wait, I've forgotten it was.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Burning and I did it again and away you go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
It's so good. We even have we've had times, we've
had dance moves to where performances. It's flow you really,
I'm a bit of a fan.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Actually, well, thank you for sharing it with the sam
That was lovely before we go. Isabella is here now.
Isabella's ten years old as well.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh a kid, Hey Isabella, Hi, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What's the song you sing that your parents hate?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So it's like, I think it's cooled, Like the candy
shell with the mean candy shop.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
How does that go by fifty cent? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's like I'll bring you to the candy shove.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
I'll let you.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
It's lally, no wonder your parents hate it?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Song about lollipops, Yes, that's all.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It is innocent though to kids. I like to go
to candy shops too. I love lollipop.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know what the next lyrics are, but I've
cut off, Isabella or thank you for the call, Isabella,
Thank you everyone. The irony of giving away pepper Pig
live show tickets for callers with annoying.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Isabella's definitely not going to a Pepper Pig concert.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
She's too cool. All right, have a great day everyone.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, we're out of here.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Good luck with your voting and your sausage and your bakesale,
and yeah, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Good speed.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I see you tomorrow, tomorrow in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, bye, bye bye guys. Chris D.
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Hi there,
and welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard podcast.
Thanks for choosing us because there's a few podcasts out there.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
There are so many podcasts and get you're here. We
appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You've just gotten back from an international triple from traveling abroad.
I had would say I saw your lovely stories on
the So you got upgraded, Yes, which was cool.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
First time flying business. It is quite the luxury and
will never happen again.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And the real business class people they hate the upgrade,
the points grade. Bogans. They don't really belong in business.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yes they do.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Have seen you and Ryan coming, go beg your pardon?
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Were we played the part? We did not look like bogans.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Maybe on the way home they knew.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You upgraded with points, they knew you were. Have you
ever joined the mile High Club?
Speaker 3 (01:15):
No? I have never joined the mile High Club.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
No interest.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I couldn't think of anything worse.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
To be honest, I don't know how that would be
even remotely enjoyable.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's more like the status of saying.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
It's a novel.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, we banged it in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, my husband is very round and phallic looking.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
He's a sphere.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And I don't even that's not He's not a sphere.
He's not fat. He's just a big guy.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
He's large and round and he's a bit rotund.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
So you'd have trouble squeezing him into the little toy.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I don't know how he goes to the toilet, like,
I find that split, that space quite confined, and he's
double my size.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
And width, so he's sort of wedged in so turbulent
swalli's are urinating, he's like wedged in nice and.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, So I don't know how one person would get
in there, let alone two.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I've never been in other toilets bigger in business.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
No, they're exactly the same, really.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, don't some of them don't Singapore air of showers
and stuff. I thought some of them emirates.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Maybe maybe the ones we flew Singapore Airlines and there
was definitely no showers.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I think maybe that's first class, first class. Yeah, I
think they've got like the beds, like the sweets.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
That's where people are banging.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'd bang if I was in first class on an
Emirates flights for sure, like.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
In the private suite, on the bed or yes, the shower.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
You put on, you do not disturb, sign on and
you just go to town.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
That just means we're on Emirates first exactly.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yep, I joined that club there.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Let's get into the podcast, Chris. We're asking you how
you keep the spark alive in your relationship without spending
a buttload of money on a holiday, just the simple
everyday stuff. Monique's here on thirty one oh six five.
What do you doing it?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
So my husband I run a business together and we
basically in each other's pockets every day.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Young.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, So what we we try and do at least
every fortnight is we we have a like a games night,
So we play darts and we have a wine and
play ping pong and we play poker and we just
make like put the kids to bed and have that
time for us and yeah, just decompress and have a laugh.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
That's so nice.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
We've done that. We've worked together. I've been married for
six years, we've worked together for ten years, and we've
done that from the beginning.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Wait, so Monique, how is it working with your husband
because I could not work with mine.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Like love the bloke.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Where the stream team. I love it.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I wouldn't change it for that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I won't at the games night though, Like doesn't it
turn in? I just my memories of like playing Monopoly
and people flipping over boards and getting it. You guys
don't fight at games night?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
No, do you know what? It's helpful that we're both
pretty on par with Like we're both good at darts,
we're both good at ping pong, so it's like a
good healthy competition.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
Yeah, it works very well.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Sounds like you've got a good little partnership going there.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah, I know, we do.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Hey, go see the new Mission Impossible movie with your
hobby as well. We'll give you some tickets.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Good on your mineigue, thank you. When he's here, Whinnie,
how do you keep the spark alive? Keeping it simple?
Speaker 6 (04:16):
Morning, Christina Willie? We do little. It might sound cheesy,
but we do little. Love notes on posted notes.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Yeah, nice and effective?
Speaker 3 (04:28):
And do you just leave them like what on the
fridge door or in the bathroom for example.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
I had a major presentation this week and I'll walk
into the work in the morning and I found a
posted note sandwich between my computer and my booklet, and
it says, remember be passionate, authentic and flow state but
above or just be yourself and let your soul shine.
You've got this, And that's all I needed to see
and read. And I'm like, Okay, I've got this.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's so nice.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
And just like the words of affirmation and knowing that
you've got the support of your partner, that's so nice.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Sounds like a lot of effort.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Shut up, you should.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Start leaving, Georgie some post it notes throughout I deserve them.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
I do have to live my game, you absolutely do.
I'm a bad husband at the moment. Just yeah, I'm sorry,
I promise. Girard, you Amy Gerard, I'm filthy. Why filthy
on you?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Why because they went on holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, because I've spent the last week and a half
just seeing you and that husband of yours, that big
handsome lug gloating. I was not.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I was not gloating.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
People love to come on a journey when you like.
I love when people go on holidays. I love following
their content, especially when it's to a country that I've
never seen. I love taking inspo and just seeing where
they go and in spo that's what That's what I
was doing with my community.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Well, I was sitting at home in the school holidays
with screaming kids, these rotten just fighting constantly, and I'm
just listening to up like this all the time.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We are off to the pool. I've phoned me up
to get some read It was the last time we've
read a book.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I was thinking about as I was buying and going
as the last.
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Time we went on holidays.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
With our children.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Yeah, next, Okay, the feeling of having longer than fifteen
minute interval of.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Paces slightly rioty, just slightly.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Did you get them from my Instagram?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah? All of us from your Instagram? Everything, every floating moment,
every lobster you ate, every mud crab.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Actually I didn't share most of it. I just shared
the highlights.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
But it was a really fantastic trip, and to be honest,
I had never even thought so we went to we
did a little stopover in Singapore, but we spent five
days in Sri Lanka, and Sri Lanka has never even
been a consideration of mine, like, not for any reason
other than I just hadn't ever thought to visit.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It wasn't on your top ten it looks beautiful though.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
It was absolutely incredible.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I think what makes it though, are the people and
the culture over there, Like they are the most warmest,
most helpful, humble, happy people.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
And especially some of the places.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That we went down on, like the south coast of Srilanka,
are a quite third world and they don't have a
lot of money and they're just happy as that's.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
A bit of perspective, doesn't and yeah, it comes back
to Australia and these people are dirt poor, absolutely happy.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
So happy, they're willing to give you the shirt off
their own back and they're just so interested to hear
about your life.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
And please don't steal their shirts.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
I didn't steal anybody's shirts, but it was It was
a really beautiful holiday. I will say the humidity over
there is absolutely wild.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
And the monkeys as well, bitten or anything.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I didn't get bitten. We did go on safari.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
There was a funny instant we were saying in the
like tented lodgers in Yale National Park and I was
sitting by the pool just reading my book and one
of the ladies who worked there, she goes, ma'am, ma'am,
there's a black face behind you.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And whoa.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
I was like, ah what, and I just I didn't
even turn around. I said, oh no, no, no, no,
she goes a monkey and I turned around.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
And that's what the locals call them. So there's these
type of monkeys. I actually I was googling the name
of them the other day. There the actual name of
them is Semnopithicus.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Or something like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So, and there's two different types. So there's the blackface
monkeys and then when I went down to the South
coast with the purple the purple monk, purple face monkeys,
and I had gone to post one on my socials
and I was like, nope, not writing that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Suddenly you become the Jackson joh on it's Saturday.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I just yeah, no, we are far more educated than
that these days. But yeah, the locals, that's what they
refer to them.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Happy Election Day everyone.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Are we really saying Happy election Day?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Well, I'm sure a bit facetious. Happy sausage Day?
Speaker 3 (09:31):
Yeah, sure, let's run with that.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Hey, So have you got like a group chat with
all your I was gonna say girlfriends and with all
your mates on what'sapp.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Yeah the boys? Yeah, yeah, the boys. It's not called
yeah the boys.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I've got a We've got I've got a few actually,
and a few weeks ago, a whole bunch of my
girlfriends individually. We're all going through a bit of a
rough time. Kids, partners, you know, parents, elderly parents, and
so I.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Just throughout this idea.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I said, you know, I feel like, can we try
and catch up every couple of weeks, every couple of
months at the moment and have a girl's lunch?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
And I said, instead of doing a girl's lunch, why
don't we go to a rage room?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
And have you ever been to a rage room?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Okay, so I'm guessing it's somewhere you go and just
go nuts and scream, and.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
So you would have seen them, like I think they're
all around the place. But you basically go. You choose
your weapon of choice.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
I think you can take in a few so you
can take it a crowbar or a sledgehammer, a baseball bat,
and then you get like crates and crates of basically crockery,
glassware plates, and you can go into this room and
there's old TVs, keypads, old I guess laptops or like
(10:48):
computer screens and you just smash shit and it is
such a great way to release the stress of the week,
or just maybe if you're feeling a little pent up,
you know, you just and you need to release the rage.
I mean I should probably go there once a month
before my period hits.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Right, Yeah, go once a week.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Don't need to go once.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I don't need to go once a week. Once a
month could be great. I think it would be highly beneficial.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Therepy that that too. I've got memory of smashing up
the old TV it, you know, council cleanup time as
a surely every boy has done that with a cricket
bat like smashed up an old TV if someone's left out.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Is that what you used to do?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well? It felt good, yes when I was a child,
but you see you're an adult woman.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
No, But I think the stresses of life are even
higher now. I think, if anything, if anyone should be
doing it, it should be more mature women. You know,
we carry the weight of the world on our shoulders,
do you, Yeah, we do. Chris so much going on
and it just feels nice. So I actually highly recommend
a girl's day out there you can go in. I
(12:02):
think you can have like up to six people in
a room. Sorry, not at the same time. You have
to take turns individually.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
And you wear protect If you do, you wear like
like a it looks like a motorbike helmet, so every
part of your face and your head is covered.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Because there's going to be glass and everything.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Yeah, wear protective clothing like a like a fire suit.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Obviously there's no there's no flame.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You don't get to bird flame.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I think the next is going to be some.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Pyromaniac tech tech room where you can just go and
set fire to stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
You know what. This is like the diet coke version
of a shooting range. I feel like because that's what
I know men do in America. Like I've been to
the Bucks weekend in Vegas and you go over to
Arizona and fire and ar fifteen and yeah, you know,
and feel like a real man. No, not really, not really, No,
it's just a massive.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Small Yeah, but I think I think the rage rooms
are really good. I highly recommend it, especially for women. Yeah,
you should check it out too.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The rage room.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
I think they're called smashrooms. Rage rooms. They're all the
rage Chris.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
As you maybe heading off to votes this morning. One
of the highlights is always the bake sale. Grab yourself
something nice. It's any good thing about election day and
the sausages, But spare a thought at the baked sale.
Because the baking world has gone nasty. There's controversy.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
I mean it's a little ridiculous if you ask.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Me, Well, it's someone's livelihood.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Here.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The recipe tin Instapage recipe ten Eats run by Nagi
has accused Bake with Brookie. Yes, another book by brook
Bellamy of pinching recipes.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
In particular caramel slice.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah, which I've had a look at the recipes side
by side and sure they look identical. But also that's
how you make a caramel slice. Like that's if I
was sending a recipe or writing out a recipe for
a caramel slice, I would write down the exact same ingredients.
I just don't understand how you can plagiarize a recipe.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, no one's making up stuff out of thin air,
are they. Everyone gets a recipe from somewhere.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
The fact that those are the ingredients that you used
to make a camel sete, I'm so confused by it.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Well, the problem is, and you know we talk about
on this show, the Facebook mums group and all the
chatter that goes on online. The problem is it's gotten
nasty because since Nagi from Recipe Tenisa made the allegations.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
All the trolls have come out.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
The trolls have gone hard on brook Bellamy, and to
Nagi's credit, she's called for that to stop on her instapage.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Please stop the trolling. Now.
Speaker 7 (14:39):
I know I've made serious allegations, but this does not
justify the personal attacks that I've seen online against Brook Belamy.
I do not support it, and I'm asking you to stop.
You know, share your opinions, have heated debates. Support Brookie,
(14:59):
support me, disagree with both of us, think we're pathetic,
whatever you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Want, but just keep it respectful.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
But and understand is we live in a society where
people love to be outraged. So you start a tiny
little fire, people are going to get behind it, especially
the people with sad, miserable lives, and they're going to
come out with all their pitchforks, and they're going to
choose a site and then are going to go after
the other person who they don't agree with.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Well, the question is can you own a recipe because
you were telling me that your special bolonnaise has a
secret ingredient in it and that you would be bothered,
not be.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Bothered by it at all.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
I would just go, oh, they probably heard that I
add a certain spice into my bolin aise.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Come on, we got to say it, not me. Nutmeg
in boli, Yes, delicious. I know Wooster Sheer God saying that, but.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I think she's saying that she's copied two of the recipes,
and another lady from the US has apparently came out
and said that she's copied her vanilla cake slice or something.
But ultimately, there's an entire book of recipes there.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
There's going to be some overlap, isn't there.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
There's got to be some overlap.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I thought it was all about I would have thought
that it all comes down to the way they creatively
shot the finished product, like the photos that accompany the recipe,
maybe the little spiels that go with it and stuff
like that.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
There are discrepancies in their.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Ingredients, like the amount of butter and certain things, so
there's already discrepancies there.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I just think I said, unsalted butter, you said, the
little blurb that goes with recipes. Can I just get
something off my chest? Shot about online recipes, the people
that post their life story above the recipe and like right, like,
I mean pages and pages of it. I first made
(17:00):
this back in blah blah blah, and it's great for
this and you're going just give me the ingredients and
scrolling through there's all the ads and everything. Just get
to the recipe.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
There's the story about the life and then add ad
and you've got to scroll five pages down to get
the ingredients.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Don't care about what your kids eat? Well, give me
the recipe.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
I know, I know it is frustrating, but I do
feel for well, I probably.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
Feel for this poor brook lady.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, I mean I might keept me under some scrutiny,
But you're Caramel Slice guys.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Well, nagi's got one point six million followers on it,
so that that's pretty big, right, you know your instant
that Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
All what's big? I mean, are we really? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Tell you what. I'm just excited to get down to
the school.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And Caramel Slice is what I'm going to be buying.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, hit up the bake store. Support the school, everyone,
support Chris Amy Gerard. You are a mum three three
young kids. I've got two boys around the same age
as mine. So I just want you to finish a
sentence for me. If I say to you, Conger, Conger, Conger,
(18:10):
make my.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
Weally longer.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
As well, put it in a door and make it
really sore.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
I've got a give it to a fairy and then
make it hairy or something. Is another one, the Conger
Conger conga make my Willy longer song. It is driving
me insane.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
My kids used to walk around the house just singing
it non stop. But we've recently discovered, well, I won't
say recently.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's been around for about a year.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Our poopy man, Who's poopy man?
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Oh? Whatever you do, never play this to your children.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
It's not it's not it sounds like no, it's I
don't know who this guy is. He's got a sick
fascination with poop, and he turns pooh songs.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And you know kids, they just love pooh, right sure,
Pooh Willy.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
We you know what kids are like, They're filthy animals.
And this guy, he's got a whole He's got an
entire playlist on Spotify. What I have a listen to
Uh poo pooh bum song. It's Kobe's favorite. We play
it every night.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
By pooh Man, by poopy Man, poopy Man.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
He quite catchy.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
To be six boebe you.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Already know baby poo.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Boo boom, sticky sticky poo pool bub bub. I'm okaykky
boo boo boo. Look out is it poop poop poop
poop poo fee bum bum ohoo bum bum. This guy
should be nowhere near children?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Can I tell you? It has had over eleven million listens.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
That's some good online engagement, right.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I wonder if he's do you get paid every time
somebody listens to the pooh bum pooh bum song?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, once you hit a certain amount, I think you
get money from YouTube.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
So like so it is literally I used to play
Kobe classical music. Now all he requests is the pooh
bum song.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Have you ever thought about getting into some of the
scat gear for your Instagram and you know, getting more
followers scat gear? It's like pooh stuff Like this guy
is clearly really no.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Mister stinky butt poop in a taco My bum is itchy.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Another crowd favorite out is that one of his big hits,
My bum is Itchy?
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I think that's his second biggest hit.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Can we get that?
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Now, we'll come back and we'll lee. There's a tease
for everyone. If you keep listening to Kiss, We're gonna
play a bit of My bum Is Itchy by Poopy Man.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Yeah for you, surely that's that'll be added into the repertoire.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Here, don't no, no, no, don't add it. Please don't
add it. Look give us a call thirteen one oh
six five, because it's time to do things that make
you go ah. Every week we let you get it
off your chest about your kids, and let's theme it
up again this week. Things that make you go ugh?
The Music or Song edition. What is the stupid song
(21:00):
that your kids either listen to or just sing NonStop
around the house.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
My kids yoused to sing something about pepper pig as well.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Oh yes, there's tripped on a wire, fell into a fire,
they can rib or something, and it's about pepper pick Well, okay,
pepper pig. That's a bit of an annoying tune, but
the kids do love it. Tell you what, how's this
for a prize for the most annoying kids song if
you bring us up, bonus points if you sing it.
We have got tickets to Pepper Pig's Fun Day Out Live.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
No One's calling.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
They will love. People want these free tickets, they tell you.
Pepper Pinklive dot com dot a u is the website
if you want to see the Pepper Pig Show.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
You might have kids that like Pepper pick.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Kids love Pepper piet Give us a call. Thirty one
oh six. Five Things that make You gough The Annoying
Song Edition because there's all the classics like jingle bells, Batman.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
Smells and can we play them My bumm is Itchy?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Of course we're gonna play My bum is Itchy.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Another gangster rap that's a given man.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
That's coming up next, Chris, The annoying Songs that kids sing.
It's the musical edition of things that make you go
because some of the songs, I mean, thank you for
introducing me to poopy Man.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah he's like the modern day scatman.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah yeah, no he's not.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
So it was that the pooh bum bum poo.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Poopy Man, Yeah, poo bum poo, bu My bum is itchy?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Back to B six Baby you.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Already, No baby, no baby, poo boo.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
That's pretty bad. We want to hear from you. Thirty
one oh six five? What's the really annoying song your
kids are driving you mad with singing all the time?
We've got Ella on the line? Was Buddy Hill?
Speaker 4 (22:49):
The stick song from Douggie the.
Speaker 5 (22:51):
Six song from a song? Yeah, all right, thick.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Oh the stick song?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
The stick song? Did you say from Hey Dougie?
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Yes, yeah, you know the sticks song. We used to
play it as well.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
My kids would all jump up and we'd jump up
and down in like like stick figures.
Speaker 3 (23:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
See that's a pretty good show.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
I don't mind, Duggy tag.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Isn't it time for day?
Speaker 9 (23:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Ella?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Riley's here?
Speaker 5 (23:23):
Riley?
Speaker 1 (23:24):
What's the song that your kids have that drive you?
Riley is a kid? Oh hi, Riley? How old are you?
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Ten? And what do you sing that drives your parents?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Man?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Fish on me, fishy on me? I've never heard. Can
you sing it for us?
Speaker 9 (23:41):
Something?
Speaker 5 (23:42):
Something fishy on me? Fishy on me drives me nuts?
Speaker 1 (23:47):
What where is that?
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Even from?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
We had a dodgy line there for Riley. She's only ten.
She's using a phone, so she's don't speak directly, Thank you, Madeline.
What's the song your kids have that drive you nuts?
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Hi, guys. I think it's called Apples and bananas, Oh.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
My god, cocos and.
Speaker 5 (24:10):
As I say, yeah, yeah, And everyone that knows this
knows how annoying it is. Ba's right, they say it's wrong. Yeah,
And then my daughter can't say apple, banana.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Coco melon. There's something sinister about that show. I don't
know what it is. It's the Illuminati.
Speaker 10 (24:28):
I'm sure of it, because there's the Wiggles song as well,
where they bananas and then I like to eight eight
aples and bananas and yeah with our kids in my head.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Sam you now Sam's going to sing for us? I'm
as sure.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Hey Sam, Hey Sam, Yeah, Hey guys morning. I've also
got my daughter Amelia here with me because she loves
the song too.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
A duet.
Speaker 9 (24:51):
A duet yet. Now we don't know the backstory for
the song, but it's about.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Farting, so here we go.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Of course.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
It is ready, yep, Okay, I farted it tickle but che.
It was hot, it was burning, so I did it again.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Oh my god, my kids sing that song.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It goes.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
I farted it tickled my butt cheeks me good. It
was spicy and it was hot. Wait, I've forgotten it was.
Speaker 9 (25:15):
Burning and I did it again and away you go.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 9 (25:22):
It's so good. We even have we've had times, we've
had dance moves to where performances. It's flow you really,
I'm a bit of a fan.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Actually, well, thank you for sharing it with the sam
That was lovely before we go. Isabella is here now.
Isabella's ten years old as well.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh a kid, Hey Isabella, Hi, okay, so.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
What's the song you sing that your parents hate?
Speaker 3 (25:46):
So it's like, I think it's cooled, Like the candy
shell with the mean candy shop.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
How does that go by fifty cent? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's like I'll bring you to the candy shove.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
I'll let you.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
It's lally, no wonder your parents hate it?
Speaker 1 (26:04):
Song about lollipops, Yes, that's all.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
It is innocent though to kids. I like to go
to candy shops too. I love lollipop.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
I don't know what the next lyrics are, but I've
cut off, Isabella or thank you for the call, Isabella,
Thank you everyone. The irony of giving away pepper Pig
live show tickets for callers with annoying.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Isabella's definitely not going to a Pepper Pig concert.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
She's too cool. All right, have a great day everyone.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Yeah, we're out of here.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Good luck with your voting and your sausage and your bakesale,
and yeah, we'll see what happens.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Good speed.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
I see you tomorrow, tomorrow in the morning.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Okay, bye, bye bye guys. Chris D.
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