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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Gooday, and
welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Podcast. Thanks
for tuning in everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Do you ever have days page where you just hate everyone.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Or like, sure, yeah, it's called done and being a
miss and throat miss and throat missinthropic is when you
just hate people.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
WHOA I don't know what's going on with me. I'm
normally a really happy, go lucky, positive person. But it's
not even that I hate people. It's that I hate
certain people in my life. And I don't want to
say hate because that's quite a strong word.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
We know what you mean.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm picking up on users, people who kind of use
other people, and it's like something's opened my eyes to
certain people in my life. And I don't know why,
but I'm twenty to this like bitter old woman who's like,
oh wow, Like now, all of a sudden, I can
(01:20):
see very clearly that there's some dodgy shit going on here.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Okay. During the week, I did ask you to help
me with my Mother's Day present for Georgie. I see
what you're going here. It's not a USA, And I
asked you, I said, you're at the shops anyway, so
go go.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah about you for one?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah? Yeah, you still love me always? I love you?
All right, let's get into the podcast. Chris and Amy
Girard Amy Gerard. Last week we spoke about this. You'd
just come back from a beautiful overseas holiday with your
husband Ryan. Yes, we saw it on instruments. Beautiful. The
main takeaway I got from yous you found love all
(02:00):
over again and some lust as well.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I felt like I was dating my ex boyfriend. You know,
like at the start of any relationship, you're flirtatious and
you're you know, you're really into each other. That's what
it was like. We were holding hands, we were looking
into each other's eyes, having conversations, we were kissing with tongue.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Oh my god, my teenagers.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
What I know it was? It was really really nice.
I can't tell you the last time we've been on
a holiday on our own.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Rhyme and score every day that you were away.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Ah yeah, pretty much, he did. I mean just once, yeah, yes,
just once.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
That's we are old.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We're in you know, your age one a day's and
a day is good, right compared to normal living and
life and how busy that can get?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, every forty eight hours? Fitting back at home? Right, No, okay,
we'll speaking of back at home. So you found you
found the spark you found last year and perfect, how
has that drifted into this last week as well as
it's still yeah for.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
The last Paigey, that spark that was you know, the flame, right,
we rekindled the flame and it was like a forest fire.
It was burning, it was wild. And then can I
tell you, before we had even left the airport to
get in an uber to come home, that flame was slowly,
slowly dwindling. And I'll tell you why. It's because Ryan,
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my lovely husband, who was a tragic Eels supporter, realized
that his team was playing. We flew in on Friday
night and we got off the plane and it was
like he just switched back into old old husband antics
and out comes his phone and straight and he's watching
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his beloved Eels team play as we're walking through the
airport to collect the bags, and I was like, oh cool, yep, sure,
and then obviously as they were progressively losing, well, it's
the Eels.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So I mean, is he not across that is he
not used to it?
Speaker 1 (04:06):
He's used to it, but it doesn't make it any easy,
yeah for him. And so the cab ride, I sat
in silence, and then it was just it's just gone
straight back into normal marriage life. It involves the two
of us sitting on either ends of the couch. He's
ignoring me when the football's on. He's ignoring me just
even when there when the football's not on. I'm getting
(04:28):
up tight about stuff. He still hasn't unpacked his suitcase.
He's strewn all over our bedroom floor.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Take a hint, Amy, that's what unpack his suitcase.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I will step fire to that suitcase before I unpack
it for him. And yeah, look, we've just gone back
into becoming like passing ships. You know, the juggle.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
It is what it is, so seconds between getting off
the plane in Australia and.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
He can slip seconds.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
He's on his phone watching.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
The watching the football and obviously, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I actually tuned out while you were talking there, and
I've got my phone out because I want that. Well,
I couldn't remember the score in the Eels Sharks game. Yeah,
last I think it was close twenty eight eighteen, so
they got in ten.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, which is that's pretty good for the years.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It was like a win for the Eels. He should
have been happy with that.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Anyway, the spark was short lived, but at least it
was there for a brief period of time.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
You know, he needs an overseas holiday everyone, That's very simple.
It is fine. Find ten thousand dollars and save your relationship.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Or a weekend away just the two of you.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Easy. Chris guy Sebastian. He's a he's a nice boy.
You know, he'd already have Mother's Day sorted.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I reckon he'd be all over it for sure, and
for Jules.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
His lovely wife as well. He would. He'd be a planner,
he'd have stuff going down. I don't know, that's hope.
So I'm not so much. You've caught me out of
going today, and you reminded me, thank you, that I
have a mum as well.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
It's not yeah, isn't it funny? I think I think
my husband Ryan has done the exact same thing. In fact,
yesterday I said to him, Hey, just obviously my mum
is away at the moment, but have you got your
mum sorted. And poor Linda, who is Right's mum. She
has two boys. And you know what men are like. Yeah,
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they would be relying heavily either on me or my
sister in law to organize something. They're a bit like
my brothers. Like my brothers. Every year around Mother's Day,
I get a group text, Hey Eames, what are we
doing for mom for Mother's Day? I don't know better?
And Tom what are we doing? Have you organized anything?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I think they were just thinking maybe you could get
something big and they could chip in.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Of course they were thinking that that's what.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Mum would want. You know, you're a woman. Oh you
know what another woman wants will probably just make a
mess of it. You just grab something.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
No, it's it falls on our shoulders every year, you know. Yeah,
if you asked Georgie to.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Get your mum something, No, I haven't done that.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, but you've asked your sister, haven't you.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
No yet, Well I haven't thought about it yet. You're
your way ahead of me already, just asking people. We
are helping out the mums of Australia who have deadbeat husbands. Basically,
we've got Usher tickets to give away this morning. We're
to stack of them because Usher is coming back to
Australia sixteen years and yes, the late man so on
thirteen one oh six. Five. Ladies, if your husband is
(07:25):
absolutely hopeless, like a guy who's like means well but
his brain just never fully developed into an adult, well yeah, yeah,
if you've got a husband.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Actual, my girlfriend last year, her husband bought her an iron,
oh dear, and she was asking for it, like sorry,
she wasn't asking for it. She had made mention that
they don't have an ironing board and an iron. Something
to do is she needed to iron a pair of jeans.
So he'd gone out to Bingley or something and bought
her an ironing board and an iron, and I and
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she absolutely lost her marbles. And I understand.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Look, he was thinking, if she does ironing and he
gets her a great iron, like a one that just
slides effortlessly over those clothes, he's making her life easier.
I think that's a really thoughtful gift.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yeah, I mean you would think that. And I actually
think it's nice that he bought it for her. It's
just not the right day to give it to her,
you know.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
And you've just given me the flashback to my childhood
when my mother one of her friends got her a
naked man ironing board cover. Have you ever seen those?
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I haven't, but that's great.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
They exist. So there's like, that's great.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
So you can just iron directly over his balls constantly.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Well, yeah, there's just this hot buff naked Oh okay,
yea on the ironing board for you to look at.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Oh okay doing the iron I wouldn't mind one of them.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Well, I remember I was sort of in my early teens.
I think looking at that, going very confused, wondering.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Like, why doesn't mine look like that?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
It looks like a penis only bigger, weird? Okay? Thirty
one sixty five. Ladies, if you've got a husband who
you know is going to disappoint tomorrow, we want to
hook you up with Usher tickets and the phone's going nuts.
Ruby's here, Ruby is your husband to deadbeat? Tell us
about him?
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Hi, guys, he's so lovely. But however, because I'm from
the UK, I'm not allowed to Mother's Day tomorrow because
I'm not Australian. And he said I can't have two.
So I did have in March the UK Mother's Day.
I was so sick, so I'm not going to celebrate
Mother's Day this year.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Oh no, that's a stitch up. If you weren't able
to celebrate it in March, then he needs to do
your sole and celebrate you tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
I know, I know, but I don't have high doubts
in that. I'm afraid put put him on the.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Phone because he's a foreigner, Ruby, and he's come out
to this country.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Is he Australian? Nor is he English?
Speaker 3 (09:52):
No, he's Irish.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Is there any reason that you two want to assimilate
into our country and our values? Oh no, I sound right.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Well I've been here for eight years, so I'm sure
that I was I would be able to have tomorrow
as a Mother's Day. But yes, I call give your
guys a cool up.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Well, Ruby, would you like to go and see Usher
live in concert here?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And yes.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
You have got those tickets?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Yes, good, have a great time and happy Mother's Day
for tomorrow, Ruby.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
Give us a callback on UK Mothers Day as well.
We'll give you a Lady Gaga or something like that.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I'm going to do that, okay.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Globe Superstar Usher presents the past, present future to a
live in Australia for the first time in fourteen years,
performing all the hits across his thirty year career. And
you can get those tickets, men, get the tickets at
live nation dot com dot au for your wife or mum.
What is there a good age? Is there an age
cat for Ushia tickets?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
I reckon every woman of all age groups would, especially
with his shirt off.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Those big old panties being thrown on the stage. Sixty
year yep. Okay, if you're going to if you know
you're going to be disappointed tomorrow late, just give us
a call thirteen one oh six five. But you've got
to tell us how bad your husband is and you
you got to be brutal, Okay, I mean you can.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Well maybe it's a really shitty present that you've been
gifted in the past years.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yes, because we're only going to give it to the
worst of the worst. If I guarantee disappointment tomorrow, you're
going to get usher tickets, Chris, I mean getting ready
to celebrate Mother's Day tomorrow. And we got some help
from a friend of ours. Yeah, man, yeah, god, you
did it. I said, yeah, you said I did. Like God,
(11:44):
did I sound like a jock a DJ.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Like a loser.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
You Okay? For Mother's Day, we want you to go
and see Usher, but only if you're guaranteed disappointment by
a deadbeat, O, life, impotent, overweight.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, calm down. They don't need to be overweary. There
are dad blokes out there that are slim. I don't know,
Yeah there are Yep.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
The fat one seemed to be lazier for some reason
I don't know. Okay, mother, say tomorrow, ladies, if you
guarantee disappointment, tell us.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
About why there are so many calls.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
I know, well, I'm hoping there's not that many deadbeat husbands.
People just love us shut and so we want to
help you out. Tell us how bad your husband is
and how he's going to screw up tomorrow. We'll help
you out with the president and Tasha, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
What's going to happen tomorrow? Natasha? How's it all going
to go?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh my gosh, if we go by anything that's happened previously.
So seventeen years ago was my first Mother's Day gift,
and I got gifted a stereo sound system with dials
and speakers that stood higher than I stood for me
for Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Sounds like a hymn presents a big high fi guy.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Hang on next year. Ye, I got gifted. Actually the
phone call to say you got me an amazing gift,
and he was bringing it home and I was excited
all day. He got home and it was a pet
tarantula called Oscar.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Oscar a pet. He brought you a spider for Mother's Day.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Spider. I don't like spiders. I don't do crawlies. I
don't do creeps. I don't do any of that stuff. Yeah, wow,
accidentally passed away.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
He accidentally passed away, And you want to get a shame.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Spiders and reptiles as pets. You're going to give those
people a wide berth.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
A wide berth.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Right, there's something.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
What's going on in that head of yours that you
want something like that living with you?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
And it didn't good?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Great, mysteriously died. Maybe you helped Oscar the tarantula.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Accidentally escaped and then my moved to washing machine to
find it and it got squished.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Shame fell into the toilet well a tarantula. Yeah, you're
getting Asher tickets. Great, great time. Natasha enjoyed something good
for Mother's Day for you, Kelly's here as well, Kelly,
tomorrow morning, will you guys when you wake up? What's
(14:17):
all going to go wrong for you tomorrow? Kelly?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Hopefully he's lent from his lesson.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
But he did buy me earrings a few years ago,
and my ears aren't pissed.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
That's so good.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Did he get you a compass or something?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Did he get you like an ear piercing voucher at
least to go and get them pissed.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
No, he actually never realized my ears weren't pierced. But
fine because we returned it and got something else.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But also that's just like classic male gift buying, Like
there's no, there's not a lot of thought, Like I reckon.
If I said to Ryan, what color are my eyes?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
You go, oh, I just know they're beautiful. It's just painiful.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Probably just went to the shop and they were like,
he was like, what can I get her?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, and and and the assistant's gone, oh, you know
women love ear rings, And he's going, yeah, yeah, yeah,
what an idiot earrings.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Without an ear piercing Is it bad enough for usher
tickets on the line?
Speaker 1 (15:06):
I mean the whole.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I don't know you think, so hang on, Kelly, I
don't know. We'll we'll see Stacey. Stacey, what's going to
happen to me? Hello, loser husband, Stacy.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
Well, I'll be waking up completely alone tomorrow because he
wanted to go on a boy's golfing troops over in
Adelaide for this day weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
You're the boys?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yeah, yeah, the boys? Wait did he intentionally plan it
on Mother's Day weekend? He knew it was.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Mother's Day because I mind, because this will be my
first Mother's Day. But pregnant, well, it doesn't count. So
he's like, we can just save it for next year,
which he won't do anything anyway, because even on birthdays,
he's like, just go buy yourself a gift and say.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
It's from me. Wait, so are you do you have
a baby yet or you're just pregnant at the moment.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Not yet.
Speaker 5 (15:56):
I'm just pregnant. So we've been trying for over three
years now.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Congratulations almost thank you.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Like beginning of July, we'd dudes, we're almost there, and.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
He just like it's not counter yet, So really he
goes for golfing.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Chris is one hundred percent about to side with your partner.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's dangerous territory here, and because we've got a new
pope and all this sort of discussion is around about
when is a baby a baby? And you know, and
I know that's a very dangerous discussion.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
But when you've been going through IVF, I know that journey,
and I know how incredibly hard it is for the woman.
He should be absolutely showering you with gifts as an
expectant mum tomorrow. Thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (16:38):
That's thought I'm I go with absolutely knowing that there's
an actual head and I can see as a baby count.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, I'm paying it. You're off to Rusher.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, mommy of a girl.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
Now me girls night out weekend.
Speaker 5 (16:58):
I can have girls it exactly.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Enjoy Stacy. Thanks for calling. All right, Cindy, you're going
a top of the heads so far from.
Speaker 6 (17:07):
I've got a good one one hundred and fifty dollars
coals with felt shut. I was going on how I water,
got makeup and some clothes, so we thought you can
all get an all on shops. I said, I only
wear design a Gucci. That only design I wear only
it's so loud a makeup and that I don't buy
from paymunery of that boat. So he really wrecked my day,
(17:29):
you know.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
So he.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
Would have been if it was at Mayer's one. But
so I can get my hosiery, I can get my shock,
I can get my maybe leine make up your nose
that uses water. I doesn't also buy yourself.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
I'm nothing for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
So he's literally just giving you a voucher to buy
groceries with.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, wow himself.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
You can look at those a lot of the time.
If it's coals, that should work at liquor land as well.
They usually you know, and it will worse speed wus.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
I don't drink.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
I don't drink, but I don't drink.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I want to drink the worst present ever.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Okay, yeah, you can go to our shust.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
Yeah. Happy Mother's Day for tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
So happy Brother's Day to all the mummy much Yeah
usher grab those tips man as you can hear. It's
a good gift, gentlemen for your mother's day. Chris. Guys,
when you're sitting down at the Telly tonight, check out
Channel nine at seven thirty for holiday home makeover because
it's not so mates of Amy's on the show, Rachel
(18:43):
and Ryan have picked up a rundown joint on the
New South Wales South coast and they're turning it into
the world's most amazing holiday home. And this is their journey.
They're here in the studio with us now, Rachel and
Ryan get a.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Hello, World's most amazing I mean, I know, no pressures.
Speaker 8 (19:05):
Intro.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
How was the entire experience? Obviously you guys are not
first timers on a renovation reality show. You guys did
the Block? How was it doing just your own show?
Was it different? Oh?
Speaker 9 (19:20):
So different?
Speaker 7 (19:21):
I mean, firstly, the block's a competition, right yep, and
you're very much critique on what other people's style is.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah. And I always used to think like, isn't renovating.
It's all subjective, right, So it's like what you like
and what a judge likes could be chalking.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
That's why the block was to make as much money
as possible on the market, right, Are you doing that again?
Are you going to sell this place or is this
for you to Is this your forever home?
Speaker 8 (19:47):
No, We've always wanted to do like a holiday rental
down the south coast, so this.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Is for us to keep, yes, and you can, so
who cares?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
What the judges thinking, well, the audience is going to
be the judge. You I know about it, right, I
want to know what is it like working together? Because
if you couldn't pay me to work with my husband,
let alone be filmed whilst working with my husband.
Speaker 9 (20:11):
Well, you know what's funny. You obviously know us outside
of this, so you know we bicker a lot, yes, but.
Speaker 7 (20:20):
When it comes to working together, I feel like that's
probably the most cohesive part of our relationship.
Speaker 8 (20:28):
You learn to stay in your own lane. Yeah. I'm
not really that into like design, the tiny detailed design.
I'm more like the layout, the shapes of things, and
like making sure things are more where they need to be.
And then rach comes in and then that's where she
puts her design.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
It's masculine, you're the macro stuff. This is where this
is going to go. You got the basics on chicken,
worry about where all the little cushions are.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Very true.
Speaker 8 (20:53):
Well, I'm the practical one when it comes to a
renovation and Rachel's not.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
So you're practical, she's beauty.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
Yeah, exactly, That's what he was trying to say that.
Speaker 8 (21:02):
To say it wasn't really beauty, but.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
And we're going to bicker. I remember even when Ryan
and I were renovating, everyone was like, Oh, it's going
to test your marriage. Is there any scenes where like
you guys do get into it.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
You know, it's funny that you asked that, because everything
that Ryan just said then is not what he sticks
to each show.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Yeah, I intend to cushions.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Yeah, there are a few moments throughout the show where
you will see Ryan viz into my lane. Oh, some
would say completely crashes head on into my lane and
makes a couple of decisions without consulting me, and then
does the age old No, No, I told you about that,
right forgetting everything's on camera.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Let's go back to the tape. Yeah, I guess what
you can't do.
Speaker 9 (21:46):
You can't gaslight when we're filming.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Proof.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
Yeah, look, it is true. I had to make some
executive decisions. They weren't they weren't ran by rage, so
it just happened.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
How much of the work are you doing? Are you
doing everything yourself? Because Amy's just done a renovation at home,
but you obviously one of it. Yeah, you did nothing,
so there wasn't too much of it. Your biggest issue
was the Fijian builders blocking your new toilet.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Had We had some big Samoan guys and I just
put the yeah, the new toilets in and they kept
doing reverse cagars in the so get a portalo out
the front. I did not want anyone else taking to
dump in my brand new toilet.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Back to your question, yeah, like what was circle back?
Speaker 7 (22:28):
No?
Speaker 8 (22:28):
No, no, it was like I was on the tools
one hundred percent of the time. I love it and
I wanted to be as involved as I could, Like,
I'm not qualified in everything. We did need carpenters, we
did need all our tilers. Like well, I had to
get the trade, the right trades in at the right time.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
What did you do for a living before this? Were
you in the trades or.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yes, I was. I was a plumber for fifteen years.
And then like we started moving into like bathroom renovations.
So then I went back and got license for kitchen,
bathroom laundries and that just opened up all these avenues
as to interior renovation work.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
How about you, Rach, Have you got any background in No,
I don't, And you know what, I don't claim to
when you're going to see that throughout the show. When
I can't work out all the difference between a millimeter
and a centem No. So I am a makeup artist
by trade and had did that for fifteen years and
just started doing the designs, just started kind of helping Ryan,
and then it took off and before we went on
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the block. We actually launched our renovations business a year
prior to going on the block and did some beautiful
homes and it kind of took off from there, but
never our own.
Speaker 9 (23:32):
This is by far the biggest design we do.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
It.
Speaker 9 (23:34):
It's a hybrid between a hotel and a home.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
You nailed it. Are you allowed to tell me or
tell us what your favorite room reno is that you
just pat yourself on the back and go absolutely nailed that.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
The bathrooms for me personally, we have a color coded
We have a pink bathroom, a blue bathroom, and a
green bathroom.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You do see me.
Speaker 9 (23:58):
At one point, I'm like, knock the whole thing down
and start again. I hate it.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
But then as things keep going in, I'm like, oh no,
it's not coming together, and then by the end of it,
I am hazaring.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Sometimes when you go to an Airbnb, you've got you
go yep, you've got the whole house. Then there's one
door with like a lock on it. You don't go
in there. Are you keeping one room just for you
where you've got all the you know, not a bondage dungeon,
but the private room for you guys? Is there any
or will guests have the whole place?
Speaker 7 (24:28):
No, there is a private room where we will be
in and we watch people mirror you watch your holiday experience.
And if we think you're not having a good enough time.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
About all right, we'll check it out. Seven thirty tonight.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Tonight having a launch party, aren't we You're coming coming
celebrate and if.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
You're full of an arsen you're actually out on a
Saturday night. It's on nine now as well, so you
can watch that anytime and catch up on any episodes
you missed.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Yes, thanks guys, coming in, Thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Chris. The music legend Lou Reed has a very famous
song called perfect Day. Yes now, that's about his crippling
heroin addiction. What scientists you've.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
Got Yes, I've got a sheet here. Scientists in Canada
have claimed they have cracked the code for the perfect day,
And to be honest, I it's absolutely not what my
perfect day would look like.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
What's in Canada. Is it shoveling snow and watching hoh,
So this is.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Their formula six hours of work?
Speaker 7 (25:31):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Yeah, this is six hours of work, six hours with family,
two hours with friends, two hours of exercising yuck, one
and a half hours socializing. I mean, I'm sure that
should be in with friends. One hour of drinking. It
doesn't say what, but it's obviously alcohol. Less than fifteen
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minutes of commuting, can understand that. And one hour should
be spent watching TV or looking at a phone, computer
or tablet. Right.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
So are they saying you should look at your phone
or they're.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Capping it at They're saying yeah, they're saying no more
than an hour, which I agree. I agree with a
lot of it, except six hours of work in the
two hours of exercise.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I don't do six hours of work a week.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Well, we know that Christ page a day, but I
just don't think that that would make up for a
perfect day. I actually understand that going into an office space,
especially if you love what you do, that could be
great for the soul. And it's always nice to get out,
like get dressed and go out of the house. Three
hours I've beg cabinet there.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Yeah, if you're lucky enough to love your job, that's right.
I think it is good to go in and COVID,
you know, affected a lot of people's mental health because
they were sitting home in their pajamas and not having
a shower and working from home. It's good to go
in and if you're lucky. But six six hours a
day would be an improvement for a lot of people
career ten twelve hours a day. But is it the
perfect day?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I'd like to have that three hours, six hours with family.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I don't know, that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
I could also do three hours there, maybe an hour
and a half in the morning, an hour and a
half at the end.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
I could get that down to fifteen twenty minutes, sure, totally.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
And then you've got two hours of friends. But then
an hour and a half socializing. But I mean, aren't
you socializing with friends? So that's three and a half
hours socializing with your friends, which I'm okay.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
With every day. Well, you must have better friends than
I do.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
The two hours of exercising is wild, Like, surely nobody's
doing that and enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
Okay, these are scientists, though, You've got to remember, these
are broken lonely people. They're very clever and they studied
hard at school. But you know the people I'm talking about,
they're not all there.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Yeah, they're missing. Well they're so intelligent that they then
lack socialists so they're.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Going, hey, you know what people should do it six
hours work? I love it all right, Well, we're real people. Yeah,
what's a real perfect day?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh? Oh, I don't know if my perfect day is
appropriate for radio. I'll tell you the pg sty.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
We know what you do all.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I want to sleep in, Okay, I would love a
sleep in, but not too long because I like to
seize the day. Just seven thirty.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
I'm not going to put a time on it, waking
up when I wake up, not the alarm.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
No, I like seven thirty eight. I want to go
for a nice stroll along the beach in the sun.
But it's not going to be too hot. It's just
going to be, you know, a nice balmy twenty four
to twenty five degree day.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
What are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (28:21):
What I'm wearing? Active where obviously when I'm.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
On my wall, So it's not my perfect day.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Cute perp and I And then I'm going out for
a nice breakfast on my own late breakfast, late.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Breakfast, maybe rolling into a brunch. Maybe a bottomless bloody
Mary comes out after the bacon and eggs are finishing.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
A nice book. Maybe some time at the beach and
ocean swim. I'd obviously have straight hair in this perfect
day as well, and not unruly pubes on my head, like.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I do, what about you?
Speaker 1 (28:51):
What would you add?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
It's all good. I'm with you so far.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
Reckon.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Our afternoons would probably go in different directions.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
Really yeah, mine would definitely involve a dance floor. Yeah,
some boozing with some girlfriends, boozing oka like a nice
makeout session with a husband. Yeah, this is that what
we did.
Speaker 6 (29:09):
Right?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Where would you go?
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Well, I wouldn't make out with Ryan. I mean you
would my afternoon and probably you know what it is
knowing me, it would peel off into the boozing in
the early afternoon and then it just went and.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Down here.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
It would be perfect for me at the time, Like
in my world, I'd be like, this is perfect. How
going to hook it?
Speaker 3 (29:31):
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Then you wake up and then you and then you've
ruined your life.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
My life's over again, not back to rehab again.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
But I think that this perfect day formula, there's elements
of it that I would absolutely apply to my own life.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Has some good principles here. Not too much commuting, obviously,
that is obviously, that's a win. You know, everyone hates that.
It'd be nice to live near work, not too much
time looking at the phone.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
That'd be nice.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
That's a no brainer. I got. I've gotten right off
like Twitter and all that. That's why I started learning Spanish.
So when I pick up my phone, you know, when
you've got to spare five or ten minutes, rather than
look at crap, I pick it up and open up
the duo lingo thing. And I learned a bit of Spanish.
I'm not wasting my time, But.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
You're still on your phone.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
I'm on my phone, but I feel like I'm doing
something a bit more constructive than setting up fake Twitter
accounts abuse people.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Don't.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So the formula is okay, minus
is six hours of work. I think if we can
shave that back to three.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Let's shave off that family as well some of the friends,
and let's shave off a lot of that. Let's wax
this scientist day.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I'm okay with it. Minus the work. Sure, more time
out in the sun nature scientists.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
How's that cure for cancer coming along? Yeah, let's get
back to that. Chris and Amy Girard. Chris Page and
Amy Girard in the morning. So usually this time of
the week we do things that make you go. The kids.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
We've always got things to add there.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
That just drive you absolutely mad. Well, Amy Girard, let
me tell you what's happened. We are going to do
the nice one for Mother's Day.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
You can see all the calls that's crashed.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What has the computer? The phone has actually crash, you
can see. But people are trying to call in.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh ironic, you know, we're trying to give those little
kids a wrap. And with the systems of crash.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Our producers literally can't answer the phones. They're just jammed there.
I can't put them up in here. We can't. And
I think the lesson here is clear, don't try to
do nice things on the radio. On the radio in particular,
what about you?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Have you got any things? Have your boys done anything
recently that have got that you've made you gone?
Speaker 2 (31:47):
O what I'll tell you. I'll tell you. Yes, the
school does the Mother's Day stuff, which is nice right,
and they I don't want to reveal it on air,
and my wife that they both picked her the same
gift from the mother's so she's got to double up there.
I won't say what it is, but they had to
fill out.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
They give them the things like what's mom's age? What
do you love about momy?
Speaker 2 (32:08):
What do I love most about mom? This one, I
don't know who came up with this idea, but it's
got a checklist of things that goes my mum is.
And there's the list of things with a little box
that you can take next to it. Yes, kind, loving, yes,
cudly like, there are lovely smart everything, And there's a
list of There was about twenty there and you tick
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everything that your mum is. Yes, now Georgie did pretty well.
She's got about seventeen. And of course what do you reckon?
The first thing she looks for is right, the empty box?
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yes, She's like, which ones? Haven't I?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
What am I not? She's not cool? And I said,
I could have told you that she's not funny.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Oh, no funny?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And oh what was the other one?
Speaker 7 (32:50):
No?
Speaker 2 (32:50):
There was something else she wasn't anyway, it wasn't a
big deal.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
So you know what, maybe that's where you come into it.
Maybe you pick up the pieces that she missed out
of You.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Are always telling me sorry, actually funny, you.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Can be funny, isn't it funny? As humans, so we
always focus like, instead of focusing on the seventeen beautiful
attributes that they think that she has, she would just
go straight to the three and be like, I could
be cool, I could be funny.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
No, it's it's comment human comments on social media when
ninety nine people tell you you're wonderful. And one person
who designed this quiz because another one of the mums
at the school did end up in tears because she
got about three ticks or not. I don't know what
they were, but she's looking at this going, oh, okay,
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so I'm cuddly and kind a good cook and everything
else just empty boxes. At what point and.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
The kids probably, I mean, can they even read?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Kidney?
Speaker 2 (33:51):
This is year two so they can read. But at
what point does the teacher not look over their shoulder
and you might want it to Are you sure? Mummy's
not nice? You might have a ticket anyway.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, look, my mother's day is I feel like the
partners drop the balls, but I think the kids always
come through and with the warm and fuzzy they.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
Try their best. We try to be warm and fuzzy.
This morning, we wanted to take your calls on things
that make you go sorry?
Speaker 1 (34:23):
And why are we giving away tickets as well? And
the Mission Impossible?
Speaker 2 (34:26):
See what will make sure we still give those away.
We'll sort out the phone and we'll send some people
off to see Mission Impossible, the Final Reckoning, which is
in cinemas May seventeen with Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (34:36):
Sorry about that everyone. We'll get back to the nasty
segment next.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Week where the phone lines are working.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
We can slag your kids off back tomorrow though, eight
am for Mother's Days.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
That's okay. I'll spend some I mean, luckily my kids
wake up with a crack of dawn.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
You get in here, I'll make you a cup of tea.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Okay, I'll be ready for thatwl No.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
No, won't crawl into bed with you. No, I won't
not ever.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
See you tomorrow. Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Chris