February 21, 2025 • 30 mins
Chris reveals what his son has done in the first 7 days of being in Kindergarten that has landed him at the Principals office and we take your calls.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Just pay at in the morning. Get a good a. Hey, Amy,
get a good a. Good morning, good morning, Welcome to Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Happy Saturday, guys, here we are.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It was a happy Saturday for a lot of households.
During the week, the Reserve Bank finally dropped the intro.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, no, that is a that is a great thing.
It dropped you.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You thought it was going to be about love making.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought so. I thought, like you and Georgie, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Know we're not like you and Ryan. We're not into
the sack three times a night, three.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Times at night, Ryan wishessolute horn dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's about the interest rates, right.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, you're bored already. It's like I never get to
think I never had sex and I love talking about
interest rates.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Wow and Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, so the RBA dropped on zero point two five percent,
which is bugger all but people, a lot of people
are right on the breadline at.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The moment, so a little bit helps.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But I'll tell you those banks there are packer low bastards.
They really are. Do you want to know the trick
they're all doing? And you can check check your bank
and ring them up and have a go at them.
If this is what they're doing. My bank's doing it,
and I think they all are. What they do, they
wait a couple of weeks to pass on the interest
rate drop, right, so they're still collecting the higher interest
rate for a few more weeks. But what they'll also
(01:22):
do is pass on the interest rate cut to savings accounts.
So if you've got one hundred thousand dollars in the
bank and a savings account, if you're lucky enough, they'll
drop that rate. But they drop that rate one week
before they drop the rate on mortgages. So for seven
days the bank is collecting zero point five percent extra
(01:45):
interest from all their customers. Sounds like nothing. They make
millions of dollars a day. When you add it all up,
and you're glazing over.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Here, I'm trying to follow a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Some of us worry about money.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, I worry about money too, don't you worry?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But the whole dropping the interest rate, I absolutely understand.
But what you're talking about dropping what in a savings account?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So the interest that they pay, they drop that before
the interest that they take.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So you're not paying an extra two dollars or something.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But no, no, you're paying a lot more than an
extra two dollars and it adds up through all the
customers and the banks have just taken millions of dollars
from Australians but nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wow, that's outrageous.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It is it is Chris. School's back. Thank God for
our bigger kids. School has started for two of our
littler ones. I know, Bobby had his first day at kindy. No, Kobe,
Kobe did. Kobe ed his first day kindy. My Oscar did.
(02:50):
So our five year olds are off to school. Oscar,
how's he going. He's going really really well. Yeah, he
loves it, loving it. Yeah, gets excited to go. Good going.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It only took him seven school days though, to be
called to the principal's office.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He's already been called.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
To be told off. And I mean, this is kindy.
I mean I have memories of going to the principal's office,
but not in Kindergarden's.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
A really strict school. Catholic.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's Catholic, but it's I mean, I mean it's not
it's not like it's not old school Catholic. It's modern Catholic.
Him and another boy were in a section of the
playground where you're not allowed to go at lunchtime. It's
called the sacred Garden, I believe actually because the teachers
can't see they're so whoever supervising, it's out of bounds. Okay,
they knew that. They went there one day and got
(03:39):
told by a teacher, Hey, you can't go there. Don't
do it again. The next day him and this boy
went back into the sacred Garden. I don't know why,
but they knew it was the wrong thing to do.
This time. Some Year six kids actually went down and said, hey, boys,
you might not know, but you know this is you know,
you're in kindy. This is out of bounds at the moment.
(04:00):
You guys have to come back to the end of
the playground. What Oscar got called to the principal's office
for was going back to the sacred garden two days
in a row, but also saying some not very nice
things to the Year six kids. Wow. Now you know
when you know when you're in like your kids in
(04:21):
trouble and you go, hey, Oscar, you can't do that.
That's naughty. Come on, But I mean, deep down he
sort of proud of it that the Year six kids
came in to the secret sacred garden told him. He
had to go back to the playground and he told
the Year six kids to go off. Now that's I know.
(04:42):
You can look at me right now and see I'm
beaming with pride. Wow, that is that's hardcore in KINDI a.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Five year old is fronting up to a twelve year old,
Like I remember being in kindergarten and I was a
little scaredy cat, like I wouldn't even get on the
bus with my next door neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I was ten a fight of everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That would have been Henry, my older boy. He was
like that again, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You're second, you know what, that's literally going to be
my second boy too. My first boy is very sensitive,
very emotional, quite an EmPATH. Kobe on my life, he
would do exactly the same thing. If the big Year
six kids said something to him, he would tell them
to jog on as well.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah. I love that image. Hey, the lovely Year six
kids doing the right thing. Hey, boys, just so you know,
you know, cough after the principal's office. And you know
the other great thing about Oscar at the moment is
he's got a really bad black eye, like he was
fighting in the bath or something. You know, when kids
(05:41):
do some Henry pushed his head into the side of
the bath. Anyway, he's got this terrible black eye, so
I'm only is he getting a reputation as a kid
that just takes on year six students.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He also looks like a brawlery.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
He's walking around like a little bruiser. I reckon, No
one is going to ever mess with Oscar at this school.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, he's setting a precedent.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm here for it, boy, Oscar, good boy. Make sure
he's not listening, I hope. Do you have memories of
going to the principal's office when you.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Were I was an absolute goody too, all the way
up until year ten.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, when I got a boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And then I still wasn't bad.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I was just very focused on something else and it
wasn't schoolwork.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Were you at a girl's school or was your boyfriend
at that school?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He was so your year ten. Yeah, both of your
hormones just going nuts, and you're there if he was
in a twelve, he was in twelve, I.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Like the older man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Wow. Yeah, and you were in your school uniform and
I bet you, I bet your your dress was shorter
than it was when you walked out the door and
said bye, daddy, have a nice day. And then you're
like poke it up.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Something like that as you do in your ten Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wow, Yeah. I spent a lot of time around the
principal's office, and then well there's the deputy principal. Once
you get to high school, there's the deputy principal. Yes,
so you know you'd go to mister Northy, the deputy
if it was bad, but then real bad if you
had to see mister Newsom, the actual.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Principle, and that was serious, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I was prank calling the teachers at their homes.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
How did you get their numbers?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Don't you remember phone books? People had home phones and
people had phone books, so you'd look up. But there
was teaching you didn't like, which was all of them?
You look up their name. The problem was if it
was like missus Jones, you don't have a chance. But
if they've got a slightly weirder name, you look it
up and there's only say five, there's like five mister
(07:36):
Linsters for example. Just pick that name out of nowhere,
and you go through and you ring them all and
you just know when the person picks up the phone
you know their first name, so you go, hello, is
Mike you know whatever there, and they say, no, I
think you might have the wrong numbering okay, And then
you keep going until either your teacher answers the phone
(07:57):
or someone goes, oh sorry, he's out at the moment,
or you know, you go, that's their number. You whack
that in your little digital organizer that I had. Share
it with all your mates. Wow and yeah, and we
do it from payphones as well. Remember payphones caught exactly
well you can apparently you get dabbed in some filthy ratitch.
(08:19):
What's your memory of the Principal's office on thirteen one
oh sixty five? Tell us what you got sent there for?
Because there's some wilds. Actually, I've got another memory I
want to share with you in a minute as well.
We've got some Mermaid hair vouchers, the hottest and fastest
selling hair tools across the globe, to give away with
one hundred bucks. Why are we at the Principal's office?
Tell us anyway, we want to know what you got
(08:42):
sent to the principal's office for, because it does stick
with you for life.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Going to the principle I wouldn't know I was such
a good girl.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
In school, you never got caught.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Maddie is here, Maddie, what did you go to the
principal's office for?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Hey, mads Well, in year six, we were all pretty
over it, and so on one of the last day
of the score, we thought that we would let down
the principal's tires, like let down the air and their tires.
Thought we were hilarious as harmless, you know what I mean,
like not causing any damage, but just annoying them until
we got the cars wrong and it was actually the
(09:14):
really lovely teacher's aides car. He was really upset.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh, no teachers aid as well, not even a teacher,
so they're on really she's money.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Sweetest lady. And I still feel bad.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So because how do you get the air back in? Like,
how do you if all four are gone?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Long ago?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It didn't occur to you that you're wondering why the
principal drove a Suzuki Swift principles.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
I was red.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We knew the principal's car was red.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'm more impressed that you've gotten into the school's car
park where all the teachers park and have been able
to undo all four tires screws without getting caught.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, you didn't slash the tires?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Did you slash?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I know, but that's still It always looks so easy
in the movie, you know, in the movies, like when
they just walk past and they got a flick knife
and they just go into someone's tire. You know what's
actually a lot harder than that. Have you ever done it?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Maddy?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
No, but maybe you're giving me ideas to give to
my kids to carry on my honor.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, all right, thank you, Maddie. Nat What did you
go to the principal's office for?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh, my god, not me. I was a greade, a
like absolute perfect person.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Still am.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
However, my younger sister everyone thought she was going to
be like me. When she got to school. The teachers
are like, oh my god, Natalie's sister. I hope you're
as you know, lovely as her. No, she's the devil.
And I think she did it to be different. Like
she was wagging school I would say once a week,
but she wasn't very good at it because she didn't
really care. Did she just tell everyone, hey, not going
(10:49):
to school Tuesday. She get caught, she didn't care. She
got detention anyway, she's like very high up in the
company she works for now because she doesn't take anyone's rubbish.
She wants might be the mateos school boss.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Kindy, you'll be the boss at work.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
When when you don't take anyone's ship, I feel like
it's it's setting the precedence for your life.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Like that's a CEO in training right there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You know what. Yeah, there's more important things in life
than being nice to year six.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Or a leader of a gang.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
That.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, it's either CEO or a leader of like the
common share of.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Gang leader or away a drug kingpin, filthy thinking rich.
The only the only thing I'm wondering is what Nat
does for a living, because there's some resentment there when
you go, your sister does really well and is the
boss of her company. Do you have a lousy job? Nat?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
No, no, I have a good job. But she's like
she's a bad bee, like she ruthless.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So you don't want to cross NAT's sister.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I feel not.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yea's okay, give her a wide berth.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Thanks for the calls, guys, appreciate it now everyone ringing
ups getting banana boat prize packs. Chris Gard.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So I've actually specifically requested for a segment that we
used to have on the show and it's kind of
gone a bit a wall lately.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And I'll support your segments, yeah, just like you do mine.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
No, I mean, not my choice. But what is Ryan done? Segment?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, it needs to come back today.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's to come back.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's a place for me to get some pent up
frustration off my chest.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
All right, I did miss the song to be honest.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Style, So listen.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Ryan, My lovely husband, as you know, went away last
weekend for a boy's weekend, conveniently left on Valentine's Day.
Good Man literally packed his suitcase Friday morning, Valentine's Day.
I had actually gone out for a walk and I
came home. We swapped cards. Yeah, there was a card exchange.
(12:55):
There was no chocolate, there was no wine. Went upstairs thinking,
you know what, maybe he's made the bed, hasn't made
the bed.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Maybe he's put rose petals all over it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Maybe he could have done something nice.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But no, he's just taken his bag and he's legged
it to a boy's weekend. And so I spent the
whole weekend with the kids, which was fine. He got
back midday around Sunday, And do you know the first
thing Ryan did when he walked in?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, so he's been away with the boys for three days.
First thing he did with he walked.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Back in his Valentine's day, missed the kids soccer grading,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
So he's walked in. No, I want you to guess.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Given you a big kiss and a hug.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, he's sat on the couch and he's had a nap.
He's literally lied down.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I do love a siesta on the couch.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
After being away for three.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Days, I bet he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's been because with the boys.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
He's been eating and drinking and just doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Else, putting animals on barbecues.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And then he's come home and instead of going, oh,
I've been a way like maybe I could put a
load of washing on, he's actually thrown his luggage bag
on our floor. He's taken a shower, he's left his
clothes strewn all over the bathroom floor, and then he's
gotten into clean clothes, and then he's taken himself off
for a nap.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So then after he's had his nap, because I was like, did.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You wake him up?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh? I actually just left and I went for a walk.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I went for a rage walk because I was like,
we're going to kick off and it's not going to
be good for the kids. So I just went for
a rage walk and then I got back. And when
I got back, he.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Was just waking up and stretching from his nap, and
then he cooked dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But I can picture your rage walk. It be like
this little, like little jerky elbow. It's a little quick,
angry step. So none to you Karen playlist.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Firstly, I don't have a Karen playlist. And secondly, it's
not jerky or little.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's long, powerful strides. I actually cover some ground when
I'm raised walking. I can do seven k's in under
an hour.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The pace is fast and fierce and ferocious.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So do you said Ryan got up and cooked dinner
after that?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What a good man. Oh he's out his nap. He's
refreshed himself so he can get back into domestic duties
as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
The absolute bare minimum.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And when I told you he cooked dinner, it was
like aaronchini balls from the freezer.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And see no alien food. You are a lucky girl,
Amy Gerard. Yeah, a lucky, lucky girl.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You want to try to come live with the bloke
for a week, you would be the wife and you
would be outraged.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Walks.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Well, you know, I'm aca. I could, I could. Yeah,
you'd have it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You have the house spotlessly clean when he gets home.
I have the house spotlessly clean.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That guy's been home for five days and the house
is already in dire straits back again.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Because I'll service him.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh God, you can come over and service him every day.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'll take that job from you. Yeah, be my guest.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Anyway, let's play the music again, Chris. My wife has
informed me that there is an aging Hollywood movie star
that I am slowly turning into Kevin Spacey. Oh geez,
(16:24):
Robert de Niro, did you see that Kevin Spacey video
during the week of him responding to Guy Pierce's allegation.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh, I saw Guy Pierce's allegations. I didn't see what.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Usually you have to wait till you have to wait
till Christmas for an upsetting Kevin Spacey video, which he
does over the year, but he went early this year.
But thanks for saying anyway, No, my wife says, I'm
turning into Hugh Grant, she wishes women. I'm like Brad
Pitt Hugh Grant fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
To No, Hugh Grant, because he is becoming a pedantic,
grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
He's all of us. I feel like I'm becoming Hugh
Grand as well well.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I disagree. And my wife sent me this video of
Hugh Grand just reeling off things that he doesn't like,
and she goes, yeah, it's it's you.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
People walking slowly. I don't like people with backpacks. I
don't like people with backpacks on their front. I walk
past people on their cell phones, particularly if they're on speaker,
and I go sh no. I don't like leaf blowers.
I don't like roadworks with no people working on them.
I don't like people walking behind me, especially if they're
going clip clop. I stop and I go, oh, come on.
(17:39):
I don't like water bottles. What's the whole water bottle thing?
Why do my children have to go to school with
the water? They have to cart water across London? What's
wrong with a drinking fountain?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
What's wrong with a drinking fountain?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Bubbler?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I agree with some of them. I'm the same. I
hate people walking behind me. I hate slow walkers. What
does he mean by people who wear backpacks on their
front like a bumper?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
He must mean bumbags or in America? Oh no, you
do see weirdos with wearing the full backpack on the front.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Or like joggers, well, or like people who are going backpacking, right,
they wear the back and the front.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh you wear both, Yeah, because you've.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Got to cut your whole life around.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But there's a few there leaf blowers, I mean, yeah, wolf, really.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're not using a broom outside? I am on your grass?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
What you look at me like I'm a weird amish
or something like that because I'm not using a leaf
blower to get rid of a few leaves.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You also don't use a microwave, so you are giving
off amish vibe.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Microwaves are unnatural and dishwashers dishwasher Georgia. And no, I'd
never turn it on work sites, roadworks, road where there's
no one working, Thank you, Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
The water bottles I'm going to go against because I
feel like it's important to have water on, especially with.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
His kids kids all at all times.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's wrong with a water fountain. There's water fountains everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hugh, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Maybe at a very post that his kids.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Go to this their own one in their own rooms.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
With every every yarn and Mount Franklin coming out of it. Anyway,
I'm funny though, I'm Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, you're probably more Kevin Spacey Chris.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I said, we had a very special guest coming up.
It's nothing to get too excited about. We've got intern
Pete from the Kyl and Jackie oshow say, I'm right here, Pete,
how are you?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You were going to give him a way better entrance
than that?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I was.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
This is nice for Pete. You listen to Kyl and Jackie.
Oh he's yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Treat you very nicely today.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I know, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
I love the attention to be honest.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Cries himself to sleep.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I wanted to talk to people, okay, joke. Society was
in the office and we were talking about something that
you and I don't know a lot about because we
don't do it. Yeah, and it's smoking.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I thought it was because I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh no, We've got lots of questions about that too. Actually,
I'm pretty sure Amy does that as well. But you're
a smoker and the cost of cigarettes has become totally obscene, right, it's.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
So stupid, Like obviously Colin JACKIEO talk about smoking a
lot on the show. Now they're rich, Like Kyle has
always said he would spend he wouldn't care for pack
it was one thousand dollars. He would still smoke, there was,
there's no question about. But he has cut back a
little bit of them over the years, and as news
has broke over the last week or so. But yeah,
I went into a supermarket the other day, so a pack
of what thirties can really range now between seventy five
(20:38):
to eighty bucks eight dollars. I do think people really
realized how expensive they've got if you're non smoker.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
In my head, cigarettes were like tifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I remember there were twenty and then went up to
about twenty five when I smoked a little bit years
and years ago. Eighty seventy five eighty dollars, one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
If you're so there's none of this, like you know
those people that are like if you're at a wedding
or oh can I pinch it?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, no one, no one letting you none of that
going on.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
And I think I think we're discussing during the week
right that if you're a smoker now, you're kind of like, well, hello, the.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Elite, you're rich.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
God, they must be driving something fancy.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But it's traditionally been the working class thing as't a
dirty smoker. The rich people look down at them. Now,
if you're a single lady and you see a guy
taking a big drag on the street, he must be
a CEO.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, if you're sucking back on a little vape, you're obviously.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Shapes are out there.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Gapes are out or they're for cucks. Are you on
the vapes?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
No? No, but every other car I don't have to
do everything that cucks to. But I'm a cuck.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Now.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
The backpackers are still on the vapes, but they're getting
more expensive than the illegal cigarettes now, which we do
not condone promote or I do at all, But the
illegal cigarettes they're on the market a lot of places here,
and they're not really stopping the police aren't really stopping them,
but they're stopping the vapes. So the vapes have gone
more expensive, So you can pay up to seventy bucks
for a vape now, where you could buy. I've heard
(21:58):
a pack of fake cigarettes from the international countries for
twelve dollars fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Which is crazy, and there's international shopkeepers out there in
the city right now selling these things.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Apparently this is happening, and this isn't a word of
a lie. I was in a coastal town the other
day without the shop. The tobacconist was across the road
from the police station. They were not even hiding that
they were selling illegal I'm not even kidding. So people
aren't hiding the illegal cigarettes, but they're hiding the vapes
because obviously the Australian government taxes so much on them,
(22:31):
so no one can afford eighty dollars for a packet
of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Is that the Is the Australian government's idea just to
keep raising the price.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Until it becomes obsolete?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Is that what they're trying to do, because obviously the
higher the cigarettes are, the more money they're getting as well.
But is it still also trying to get rid of them?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Surely can't be right because the amount of money that
they make, they make a lot of money, and it's
not you mentioned say, Kyle, he's rich he'll keep smoking.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
This might be, but it's also an addictive drug. So
there's people out there who really can't afford that, who
are still buying seventy five dollars packs of cigarettes because
they're addicted and maybe, you know, not giving their family
as nice food as they could be.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I can agree more. That's one hundred percent happening, and
that's they're putting their own health at risk at the
end of the day, which is just crazy.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
What about pack of menhoals? They used to be the
expensive ones, the menthol cigarette.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They are also heard from my friend who does buy
those ones as well, which are quite cheap on the
market as well, but they are kind of very nineteen nineties.
So if you are looking at the moment, I do
not know.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
No, don't don't start at all.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I've had this idea for years about smoking, because it's
not fair if people are already addicted and they love
it to just suddenly go it's illegal. My idea, Okay,
My idea is to say, right, let's set a year.
Let's say the year two thousand and ten. So if
you were born from January one, twenty ten onwards, it
is illegal for you to ever smoke. No one can
(24:01):
ever sell you cigarettes. If you're born before, then go
for it, go nuts, smoke all you like. Within one
within a couple of generations, smokers have died off. Smoking's finished.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I mean it's not the worst though, he don't do
you know why?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
It's not the worst idea because that's what New Zealand's
just done. Yea, your idea is it?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
You didn't know I had that idea for years, have
done that.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
You can't put that implemented. Sorry, your show.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I really feel bad.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I remember you absolutely did not come up with that.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It was my idea to have sex with the sheep
years ago as well. They stole that too. Yeah yeah,
all right, let's be clear. Smoking is bad. It is
so bad, it's not cool, and it gives you cancer. Correct,
we have to say that. But yeah, yeah, that is true.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Thanks having me on the program.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It is also an athlete though, so he counterbalances that
we issue.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
I bring cigarettes with me on running as well. So,
oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I hope we can do this again.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Put this radio segment up for a radio award or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Love your work, Love your work on the Pedophiles investigations.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
We've got three coming out in the next three months.
Handcut to Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So much, Chris Page and Girard. The US has a
new president. Amy. The whole world so excited, especially you.
Let's get the latest. What Donnie's been up to.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats. Well, I
took two tests cognitive. We are very very close to
World War three, and Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Thank you, Donald, get on board. All right. So during
the week, Trump and Elon his best buddy, Yeah, did
an interview with Fox News. Would you believe of all
the outlets, they went with Fox. Sean hadded he had
to chat to them in the Oval office. But there
was a little awkward thing where Trump's actually just taken
(26:00):
ten million dollars off Elon Musk, even though they're friends,
because he sued Twitter. I have a listen to this.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
You sued Twitter a number of years ago. You just
made him pay you ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
I sued from long before he had it. Yeah, yeah,
And I mean they really did a number on me,
you know, And I sued and they had to pay.
They paid ten million hour settlement.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You're okay with that?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I mean I left it up to the lawyers, So
I said, do you guys, do what you think is right.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
It makes sense.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
I think it's a very low I was looking to
get much more money than that.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
So you gave him a discount when the laws you
got it.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Oh, he got a big discount. I don't think he
even knows about.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
If you really didn't believe the media, become one of
your best friends.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
He's working for free for you. I think President Trump
is a good man. The President has been so unfairlyre
attacked in the media it's trually outrageous.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
So you know what though, ten million dollars between Trump
and Elon Musk would be like the equivalent of ten
dollars for us.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That is literally you and me in the morning going
who got the coffee? Yeah, last week? I think you've
bought one more this week, Amy or whatever?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Ten million, then being like, oh, he got a discount.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Like that's ten million between friends, right, that's friendship. See,
I told you he's a beautiful man. Donald, Oh, God
of gold, beautiful. Anyway, they're tiding up the Social Security
over there, which is sort of like centling here, doll
payments and disability pensions. They're cracking down on roarts and
(27:26):
they've apparently found out that a whole bunch of dead
people have been getting money. But maybe they're still alive.
They're just really really really old people.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
People that are one hundred and twenty years old. Three million,
four hundred and seventy two thousand people.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
People from one hundred and thirty years old to one
hundred and thirty nine year old. Three million, nine hundred
and thirty six thousand, Wow. From two hundred to two
hundred and nine years old, Wow, eight hundred and seventy
nine people. And then you have two people from two
hundred forty years old to two hundred and forty nine
(28:02):
years old, and there's one person that's three hundred and
sixty years old.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
So what do they get over there in America?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
So when they get on the pension, they get a payout,
so they're getting every year they live.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, so it's like the old age pension that you know,
our grandparents are all on here, but these there.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Is someone over there who's apparently three hundred, no, two
hundred and forty.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Five, three hundred and sixty years old. There's one person.
But you heard those early figures, three million people in
those so there was nine million or like about ten
million people getting these benefits who don't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That's how though, exactly loophole. And he's cracking.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Down that there are some raw what's going on over there.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
His personality he's.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Like, wow, wow, three hundred million people.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Wow, but he doesn't sound like Cartman.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, keep here, skew Ye. We need a Trump here
in Australia. Well, we've got five father we do. During
the week said he's going to do Trump. He appeared
on the Kyle and Jackie Oh Show and this is
him explaining the Trumpets party.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Well, the correct pronouncement of Trumpet is and our party
is Trump, right, so you emphasize and it's the.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I didn't even I.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Didn't even get the Trump reference.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You're saying. You're saying we're the Trump Party, but we've
put a fake name there.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I like it. You can't put Trump the Trump patriots. Really,
that's what you would say. If you want to say.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
That Trump would like this, do you like Clive Palmer?
Would he get your vote?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Not.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I worry he's going to drop dead. He's always out
of breath. I don't know God would.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Be through the root.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Wendy Dan is a Chinese spy. What do you get
your vote made? At this stage? I'm undecided, but I'm
not happy with any of them.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
It's going to go and do a donkey vote, right say.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Anyway, there's the Trump Update this week.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
And Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Why does that make me warm and fuzzy?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
Chris Page and Amy Girard
Just pay at in the morning. Get a good a. Hey, Amy,
get a good a. Good morning, good morning, Welcome to Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Happy Saturday, guys, here we are.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
It was a happy Saturday for a lot of households.
During the week, the Reserve Bank finally dropped the intro.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, no, that is a that is a great thing.
It dropped you.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
You thought it was going to be about love making.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I thought so. I thought, like you and Georgie, we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Know we're not like you and Ryan. We're not into
the sack three times a night, three.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Times at night, Ryan wishessolute horn dogs.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's about the interest rates, right.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, you're bored already. It's like I never get to
think I never had sex and I love talking about
interest rates.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Wow and Trump.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, so the RBA dropped on zero point two five percent,
which is bugger all but people, a lot of people
are right on the breadline at.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
The moment, so a little bit helps.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
But I'll tell you those banks there are packer low bastards.
They really are. Do you want to know the trick
they're all doing? And you can check check your bank
and ring them up and have a go at them.
If this is what they're doing. My bank's doing it,
and I think they all are. What they do, they
wait a couple of weeks to pass on the interest
rate drop, right, so they're still collecting the higher interest
rate for a few more weeks. But what they'll also
(01:22):
do is pass on the interest rate cut to savings accounts.
So if you've got one hundred thousand dollars in the
bank and a savings account, if you're lucky enough, they'll
drop that rate. But they drop that rate one week
before they drop the rate on mortgages. So for seven
days the bank is collecting zero point five percent extra
(01:45):
interest from all their customers. Sounds like nothing. They make
millions of dollars a day. When you add it all up,
and you're glazing over.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Here, I'm trying to follow a lot.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Some of us worry about money.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
No, I worry about money too, don't you worry?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
But the whole dropping the interest rate, I absolutely understand.
But what you're talking about dropping what in a savings account?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
So the interest that they pay, they drop that before
the interest that they take.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
So you're not paying an extra two dollars or something.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But no, no, you're paying a lot more than an
extra two dollars and it adds up through all the
customers and the banks have just taken millions of dollars
from Australians but nothing.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Wow, that's outrageous.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It is it is Chris. School's back. Thank God for
our bigger kids. School has started for two of our
littler ones. I know, Bobby had his first day at kindy. No, Kobe,
Kobe did. Kobe ed his first day kindy. My Oscar did.
(02:50):
So our five year olds are off to school. Oscar,
how's he going. He's going really really well. Yeah, he
loves it, loving it. Yeah, gets excited to go. Good going.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Well.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It only took him seven school days though, to be
called to the principal's office.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
He's already been called.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
To be told off. And I mean, this is kindy.
I mean I have memories of going to the principal's office,
but not in Kindergarden's.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
A really strict school. Catholic.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's Catholic, but it's I mean, I mean it's not
it's not like it's not old school Catholic. It's modern Catholic.
Him and another boy were in a section of the
playground where you're not allowed to go at lunchtime. It's
called the sacred Garden, I believe actually because the teachers
can't see they're so whoever supervising, it's out of bounds. Okay,
they knew that. They went there one day and got
(03:39):
told by a teacher, Hey, you can't go there. Don't
do it again. The next day him and this boy
went back into the sacred Garden. I don't know why,
but they knew it was the wrong thing to do.
This time. Some Year six kids actually went down and said, hey, boys,
you might not know, but you know this is you know,
you're in kindy. This is out of bounds at the moment.
(04:00):
You guys have to come back to the end of
the playground. What Oscar got called to the principal's office
for was going back to the sacred garden two days
in a row, but also saying some not very nice
things to the Year six kids. Wow. Now you know
when you know when you're in like your kids in
(04:21):
trouble and you go, hey, Oscar, you can't do that.
That's naughty. Come on, But I mean, deep down he
sort of proud of it that the Year six kids
came in to the secret sacred garden told him. He
had to go back to the playground and he told
the Year six kids to go off. Now that's I know.
(04:42):
You can look at me right now and see I'm
beaming with pride. Wow, that is that's hardcore in KINDI a.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Five year old is fronting up to a twelve year old,
Like I remember being in kindergarten and I was a
little scaredy cat, like I wouldn't even get on the
bus with my next door neighbor.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I was ten a fight of everyone.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
That would have been Henry, my older boy. He was
like that again, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
You're second, you know what, that's literally going to be
my second boy too. My first boy is very sensitive,
very emotional, quite an EmPATH. Kobe on my life, he
would do exactly the same thing. If the big Year
six kids said something to him, he would tell them
to jog on as well.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah. I love that image. Hey, the lovely Year six
kids doing the right thing. Hey, boys, just so you know,
you know, cough after the principal's office. And you know
the other great thing about Oscar at the moment is
he's got a really bad black eye, like he was
fighting in the bath or something. You know, when kids
(05:41):
do some Henry pushed his head into the side of
the bath. Anyway, he's got this terrible black eye, so
I'm only is he getting a reputation as a kid
that just takes on year six students.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He also looks like a brawlery.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
He's walking around like a little bruiser. I reckon, No
one is going to ever mess with Oscar at this school.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, he's setting a precedent.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I'm here for it, boy, Oscar, good boy. Make sure
he's not listening, I hope. Do you have memories of
going to the principal's office when you.
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Were I was an absolute goody too, all the way
up until year ten.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, when I got a boyfriend.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And then I still wasn't bad.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
I was just very focused on something else and it
wasn't schoolwork.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Were you at a girl's school or was your boyfriend
at that school?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He was so your year ten. Yeah, both of your
hormones just going nuts, and you're there if he was
in a twelve, he was in twelve, I.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Like the older man.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Wow. Yeah, and you were in your school uniform and
I bet you, I bet your your dress was shorter
than it was when you walked out the door and
said bye, daddy, have a nice day. And then you're
like poke it up.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Something like that as you do in your ten Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wow, Yeah. I spent a lot of time around the
principal's office, and then well there's the deputy principal. Once
you get to high school, there's the deputy principal. Yes,
so you know you'd go to mister Northy, the deputy
if it was bad, but then real bad if you
had to see mister Newsom, the actual.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Principle, and that was serious, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I was prank calling the teachers at their homes.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
How did you get their numbers?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Don't you remember phone books? People had home phones and
people had phone books, so you'd look up. But there
was teaching you didn't like, which was all of them?
You look up their name. The problem was if it
was like missus Jones, you don't have a chance. But
if they've got a slightly weirder name, you look it
up and there's only say five, there's like five mister
(07:36):
Linsters for example. Just pick that name out of nowhere,
and you go through and you ring them all and
you just know when the person picks up the phone
you know their first name, so you go, hello, is
Mike you know whatever there, and they say, no, I
think you might have the wrong numbering okay, And then
you keep going until either your teacher answers the phone
(07:57):
or someone goes, oh sorry, he's out at the moment,
or you know, you go, that's their number. You whack
that in your little digital organizer that I had. Share
it with all your mates. Wow and yeah, and we
do it from payphones as well. Remember payphones caught exactly
well you can apparently you get dabbed in some filthy ratitch.
(08:19):
What's your memory of the Principal's office on thirteen one
oh sixty five? Tell us what you got sent there for?
Because there's some wilds. Actually, I've got another memory I
want to share with you in a minute as well.
We've got some Mermaid hair vouchers, the hottest and fastest
selling hair tools across the globe, to give away with
one hundred bucks. Why are we at the Principal's office?
Tell us anyway, we want to know what you got
(08:42):
sent to the principal's office for, because it does stick
with you for life.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Going to the principle I wouldn't know I was such
a good girl.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
In school, you never got caught.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
That's true.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Maddie is here, Maddie, what did you go to the
principal's office for?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Hey, mads Well, in year six, we were all pretty
over it, and so on one of the last day
of the score, we thought that we would let down
the principal's tires, like let down the air and their tires.
Thought we were hilarious as harmless, you know what I mean,
like not causing any damage, but just annoying them until
we got the cars wrong and it was actually the
(09:14):
really lovely teacher's aides car. He was really upset.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Oh, no teachers aid as well, not even a teacher,
so they're on really she's money.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
Sweetest lady. And I still feel bad.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
So because how do you get the air back in? Like,
how do you if all four are gone?
Speaker 7 (09:32):
Long ago?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It didn't occur to you that you're wondering why the
principal drove a Suzuki Swift principles.
Speaker 7 (09:40):
I was red.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
We knew the principal's car was red.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I'm more impressed that you've gotten into the school's car
park where all the teachers park and have been able
to undo all four tires screws without getting caught.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, you didn't slash the tires?
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Did you slash?
Speaker 5 (09:58):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I know, but that's still It always looks so easy
in the movie, you know, in the movies, like when
they just walk past and they got a flick knife
and they just go into someone's tire. You know what's
actually a lot harder than that. Have you ever done it?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Maddy?
Speaker 6 (10:13):
No, but maybe you're giving me ideas to give to
my kids to carry on my honor.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Well, all right, thank you, Maddie. Nat What did you
go to the principal's office for?
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Oh, my god, not me. I was a greade, a
like absolute perfect person.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Still am.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
However, my younger sister everyone thought she was going to
be like me. When she got to school. The teachers
are like, oh my god, Natalie's sister. I hope you're
as you know, lovely as her. No, she's the devil.
And I think she did it to be different. Like
she was wagging school I would say once a week,
but she wasn't very good at it because she didn't
really care. Did she just tell everyone, hey, not going
(10:49):
to school Tuesday. She get caught, she didn't care. She
got detention anyway, she's like very high up in the
company she works for now because she doesn't take anyone's rubbish.
She wants might be the mateos school boss.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Kindy, you'll be the boss at work.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
When when you don't take anyone's ship, I feel like
it's it's setting the precedence for your life.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
Like that's a CEO in training right there.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
You know what. Yeah, there's more important things in life
than being nice to year six.
Speaker 7 (11:18):
Or a leader of a gang.
Speaker 6 (11:19):
That.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, it's either CEO or a leader of like the
common share of.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Gang leader or away a drug kingpin, filthy thinking rich.
The only the only thing I'm wondering is what Nat
does for a living, because there's some resentment there when
you go, your sister does really well and is the
boss of her company. Do you have a lousy job? Nat?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
No?
Speaker 7 (11:40):
No, no, I have a good job. But she's like
she's a bad bee, like she ruthless.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
So you don't want to cross NAT's sister.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I feel not.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yea's okay, give her a wide berth.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Thanks for the calls, guys, appreciate it now everyone ringing
ups getting banana boat prize packs. Chris Gard.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So I've actually specifically requested for a segment that we
used to have on the show and it's kind of
gone a bit a wall lately.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
And I'll support your segments, yeah, just like you do mine.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
No, I mean, not my choice. But what is Ryan done? Segment?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Okay, it needs to come back today.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It's to come back.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It's a place for me to get some pent up
frustration off my chest.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
All right, I did miss the song to be honest.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Style, So listen.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Ryan, My lovely husband, as you know, went away last
weekend for a boy's weekend, conveniently left on Valentine's Day.
Good Man literally packed his suitcase Friday morning, Valentine's Day.
I had actually gone out for a walk and I
came home. We swapped cards. Yeah, there was a card exchange.
(12:55):
There was no chocolate, there was no wine. Went upstairs thinking,
you know what, maybe he's made the bed, hasn't made
the bed.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Maybe he's put rose petals all over it.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Maybe he could have done something nice.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
But no, he's just taken his bag and he's legged
it to a boy's weekend. And so I spent the
whole weekend with the kids, which was fine. He got
back midday around Sunday, And do you know the first
thing Ryan did when he walked in?
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Okay, so he's been away with the boys for three days.
First thing he did with he walked.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Back in his Valentine's day, missed the kids soccer grading,
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
So he's walked in. No, I want you to guess.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Given you a big kiss and a hug.
Speaker 3 (13:35):
No, he's sat on the couch and he's had a nap.
He's literally lied down.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I do love a siesta on the couch.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
After being away for three.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Days, I bet he's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
He's been because with the boys.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
He's been eating and drinking and just doing whatever.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Else, putting animals on barbecues.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
And then he's come home and instead of going, oh,
I've been a way like maybe I could put a
load of washing on, he's actually thrown his luggage bag
on our floor. He's taken a shower, he's left his
clothes strewn all over the bathroom floor, and then he's
gotten into clean clothes, and then he's taken himself off
for a nap.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
So then after he's had his nap, because I was like, did.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
You wake him up?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Oh? I actually just left and I went for a walk.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
I went for a rage walk because I was like,
we're going to kick off and it's not going to
be good for the kids. So I just went for
a rage walk and then I got back. And when
I got back, he.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Was just waking up and stretching from his nap, and
then he cooked dinner.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
But I can picture your rage walk. It be like
this little, like little jerky elbow. It's a little quick,
angry step. So none to you Karen playlist.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Firstly, I don't have a Karen playlist. And secondly, it's
not jerky or little.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
It's long, powerful strides. I actually cover some ground when
I'm raised walking. I can do seven k's in under
an hour.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Well done.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
The pace is fast and fierce and ferocious.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
So do you said Ryan got up and cooked dinner
after that?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
What a good man. Oh he's out his nap. He's
refreshed himself so he can get back into domestic duties
as soon as possible.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
The absolute bare minimum.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
And when I told you he cooked dinner, it was
like aaronchini balls from the freezer.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And see no alien food. You are a lucky girl,
Amy Gerard. Yeah, a lucky, lucky girl.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You want to try to come live with the bloke
for a week, you would be the wife and you
would be outraged.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Walks.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Well, you know, I'm aca. I could, I could. Yeah,
you'd have it.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
You have the house spotlessly clean when he gets home.
I have the house spotlessly clean.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That guy's been home for five days and the house
is already in dire straits back again.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Because I'll service him.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh God, you can come over and service him every day.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I'll take that job from you. Yeah, be my guest.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Anyway, let's play the music again, Chris. My wife has
informed me that there is an aging Hollywood movie star
that I am slowly turning into Kevin Spacey. Oh geez,
(16:24):
Robert de Niro, did you see that Kevin Spacey video
during the week of him responding to Guy Pierce's allegation.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Oh, I saw Guy Pierce's allegations. I didn't see what.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Usually you have to wait till you have to wait
till Christmas for an upsetting Kevin Spacey video, which he
does over the year, but he went early this year.
But thanks for saying anyway, No, my wife says, I'm
turning into Hugh Grant, she wishes women. I'm like Brad
Pitt Hugh Grant fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah, that's exactly what I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
To No, Hugh Grant, because he is becoming a pedantic,
grumpy old man.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
He's all of us. I feel like I'm becoming Hugh
Grand as well well.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
I disagree. And my wife sent me this video of
Hugh Grand just reeling off things that he doesn't like,
and she goes, yeah, it's it's you.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
People walking slowly. I don't like people with backpacks. I
don't like people with backpacks on their front. I walk
past people on their cell phones, particularly if they're on speaker,
and I go sh no. I don't like leaf blowers.
I don't like roadworks with no people working on them.
I don't like people walking behind me, especially if they're
going clip clop. I stop and I go, oh, come on.
(17:39):
I don't like water bottles. What's the whole water bottle thing?
Why do my children have to go to school with
the water? They have to cart water across London? What's
wrong with a drinking fountain?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
What's wrong with a drinking fountain?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Bubbler?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I agree with some of them. I'm the same. I
hate people walking behind me. I hate slow walkers. What
does he mean by people who wear backpacks on their
front like a bumper?
Speaker 1 (18:00):
He must mean bumbags or in America? Oh no, you
do see weirdos with wearing the full backpack on the front.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Or like joggers, well, or like people who are going backpacking, right,
they wear the back and the front.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Oh you wear both, Yeah, because you've.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Got to cut your whole life around.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
But there's a few there leaf blowers, I mean, yeah, wolf, really.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You're not using a broom outside? I am on your grass?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
What you look at me like I'm a weird amish
or something like that because I'm not using a leaf
blower to get rid of a few leaves.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
You also don't use a microwave, so you are giving
off amish vibe.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Microwaves are unnatural and dishwashers dishwasher Georgia. And no, I'd
never turn it on work sites, roadworks, road where there's
no one working, Thank you, Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
The water bottles I'm going to go against because I
feel like it's important to have water on, especially with.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
His kids kids all at all times.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
It's wrong with a water fountain. There's water fountains everywhere.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Hugh, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Maybe at a very post that his kids.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Go to this their own one in their own rooms.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
With every every yarn and Mount Franklin coming out of it. Anyway,
I'm funny though, I'm Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Well, you're probably more Kevin Spacey Chris.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I said, we had a very special guest coming up.
It's nothing to get too excited about. We've got intern
Pete from the Kyl and Jackie oshow say, I'm right here, Pete,
how are you?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You were going to give him a way better entrance
than that?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I was.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
This is nice for Pete. You listen to Kyl and Jackie.
Oh he's yeah, they don't.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Treat you very nicely today.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I know, it's fine.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
I love the attention to be honest.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Cries himself to sleep.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I wanted to talk to people, okay, joke. Society was
in the office and we were talking about something that
you and I don't know a lot about because we
don't do it. Yeah, and it's smoking.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
I thought it was because I'm gay.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh no, We've got lots of questions about that too. Actually,
I'm pretty sure Amy does that as well. But you're
a smoker and the cost of cigarettes has become totally obscene, right, it's.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
So stupid, Like obviously Colin JACKIEO talk about smoking a
lot on the show. Now they're rich, Like Kyle has
always said he would spend he wouldn't care for pack
it was one thousand dollars. He would still smoke, there was,
there's no question about. But he has cut back a
little bit of them over the years, and as news
has broke over the last week or so. But yeah,
I went into a supermarket the other day, so a pack
of what thirties can really range now between seventy five
(20:38):
to eighty bucks eight dollars. I do think people really
realized how expensive they've got if you're non smoker.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
In my head, cigarettes were like tifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
I remember there were twenty and then went up to
about twenty five when I smoked a little bit years
and years ago. Eighty seventy five eighty dollars, one hundred percent.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
If you're so there's none of this, like you know
those people that are like if you're at a wedding
or oh can I pinch it?
Speaker 2 (20:57):
No, no one, no one letting you none of that
going on.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
And I think I think we're discussing during the week
right that if you're a smoker now, you're kind of like, well, hello, the.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Elite, you're rich.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
God, they must be driving something fancy.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But it's traditionally been the working class thing as't a
dirty smoker. The rich people look down at them. Now,
if you're a single lady and you see a guy
taking a big drag on the street, he must be
a CEO.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Yeah, if you're sucking back on a little vape, you're obviously.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Shapes are out there.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Gapes are out or they're for cucks. Are you on
the vapes?
Speaker 1 (21:32):
No? No, but every other car I don't have to
do everything that cucks to. But I'm a cuck.
Speaker 9 (21:36):
Now.
Speaker 5 (21:37):
The backpackers are still on the vapes, but they're getting
more expensive than the illegal cigarettes now, which we do
not condone promote or I do at all, But the
illegal cigarettes they're on the market a lot of places here,
and they're not really stopping the police aren't really stopping them,
but they're stopping the vapes. So the vapes have gone
more expensive, So you can pay up to seventy bucks
for a vape now, where you could buy. I've heard
(21:58):
a pack of fake cigarettes from the international countries for
twelve dollars fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Which is crazy, and there's international shopkeepers out there in
the city right now selling these things.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Apparently this is happening, and this isn't a word of
a lie. I was in a coastal town the other
day without the shop. The tobacconist was across the road
from the police station. They were not even hiding that
they were selling illegal I'm not even kidding. So people
aren't hiding the illegal cigarettes, but they're hiding the vapes
because obviously the Australian government taxes so much on them,
(22:31):
so no one can afford eighty dollars for a packet
of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Is that the Is the Australian government's idea just to
keep raising the price.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Until it becomes obsolete?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Is that what they're trying to do, because obviously the
higher the cigarettes are, the more money they're getting as well.
But is it still also trying to get rid of them?
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Surely can't be right because the amount of money that
they make, they make a lot of money, and it's
not you mentioned say, Kyle, he's rich he'll keep smoking.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
This might be, but it's also an addictive drug. So
there's people out there who really can't afford that, who
are still buying seventy five dollars packs of cigarettes because
they're addicted and maybe, you know, not giving their family
as nice food as they could be.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I can agree more. That's one hundred percent happening, and
that's they're putting their own health at risk at the
end of the day, which is just crazy.
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Right.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
What about pack of menhoals? They used to be the
expensive ones, the menthol cigarette.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They are also heard from my friend who does buy
those ones as well, which are quite cheap on the
market as well, but they are kind of very nineteen nineties.
So if you are looking at the moment, I do
not know.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
No, don't don't start at all.
Speaker 4 (23:39):
You know.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I've had this idea for years about smoking, because it's
not fair if people are already addicted and they love
it to just suddenly go it's illegal. My idea, Okay,
My idea is to say, right, let's set a year.
Let's say the year two thousand and ten. So if
you were born from January one, twenty ten onwards, it
is illegal for you to ever smoke. No one can
(24:01):
ever sell you cigarettes. If you're born before, then go
for it, go nuts, smoke all you like. Within one
within a couple of generations, smokers have died off. Smoking's finished.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
I mean it's not the worst though, he don't do
you know why?
Speaker 5 (24:15):
It's not the worst idea because that's what New Zealand's
just done. Yea, your idea is it?
Speaker 1 (24:19):
You didn't know I had that idea for years, have
done that.
Speaker 5 (24:23):
You can't put that implemented. Sorry, your show.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I really feel bad.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I remember you absolutely did not come up with that.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
It was my idea to have sex with the sheep
years ago as well. They stole that too. Yeah yeah,
all right, let's be clear. Smoking is bad. It is
so bad, it's not cool, and it gives you cancer. Correct,
we have to say that. But yeah, yeah, that is true.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Thanks having me on the program.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
It is also an athlete though, so he counterbalances that
we issue.
Speaker 5 (24:52):
I bring cigarettes with me on running as well. So,
oh my god, thank you.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
I hope we can do this again.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Put this radio segment up for a radio award or
something like that.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Love your work, Love your work on the Pedophiles investigations.
Speaker 5 (25:07):
We've got three coming out in the next three months.
Handcut to Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
So much, Chris Page and Girard. The US has a
new president. Amy. The whole world so excited, especially you.
Let's get the latest. What Donnie's been up to.
Speaker 9 (25:27):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats. Well, I
took two tests cognitive. We are very very close to
World War three, and Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 5 (25:37):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Thank you, Donald, get on board. All right. So during
the week, Trump and Elon his best buddy, Yeah, did
an interview with Fox News. Would you believe of all
the outlets, they went with Fox. Sean hadded he had
to chat to them in the Oval office. But there
was a little awkward thing where Trump's actually just taken
(26:00):
ten million dollars off Elon Musk, even though they're friends,
because he sued Twitter. I have a listen to this.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
You sued Twitter a number of years ago. You just
made him pay you ten million dollars.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
That's right, that's right.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
I sued from long before he had it. Yeah, yeah,
And I mean they really did a number on me,
you know, And I sued and they had to pay.
They paid ten million hour settlement.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You're okay with that?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I mean I left it up to the lawyers, So
I said, do you guys, do what you think is right.
Speaker 8 (26:26):
It makes sense.
Speaker 9 (26:27):
I think it's a very low I was looking to
get much more money than that.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
So you gave him a discount when the laws you
got it.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Oh, he got a big discount. I don't think he
even knows about.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
If you really didn't believe the media, become one of
your best friends.
Speaker 9 (26:39):
He's working for free for you. I think President Trump
is a good man. The President has been so unfairlyre
attacked in the media it's trually outrageous.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
So you know what though, ten million dollars between Trump
and Elon Musk would be like the equivalent of ten
dollars for us.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That is literally you and me in the morning going
who got the coffee? Yeah, last week? I think you've
bought one more this week, Amy or whatever?
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Ten million, then being like, oh, he got a discount.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Like that's ten million between friends, right, that's friendship. See,
I told you he's a beautiful man. Donald, Oh, God
of gold, beautiful. Anyway, they're tiding up the Social Security
over there, which is sort of like centling here, doll
payments and disability pensions. They're cracking down on roarts and
(27:26):
they've apparently found out that a whole bunch of dead
people have been getting money. But maybe they're still alive.
They're just really really really old people.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
People that are one hundred and twenty years old. Three million,
four hundred and seventy two thousand people.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (27:41):
People from one hundred and thirty years old to one
hundred and thirty nine year old. Three million, nine hundred
and thirty six thousand, Wow. From two hundred to two
hundred and nine years old, Wow, eight hundred and seventy
nine people. And then you have two people from two
hundred forty years old to two hundred and forty nine
(28:02):
years old, and there's one person that's three hundred and
sixty years old.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
So what do they get over there in America?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
So when they get on the pension, they get a payout,
so they're getting every year they live.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Yeah, so it's like the old age pension that you know,
our grandparents are all on here, but these there.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Is someone over there who's apparently three hundred, no, two
hundred and forty.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Five, three hundred and sixty years old. There's one person.
But you heard those early figures, three million people in
those so there was nine million or like about ten
million people getting these benefits who don't exist anymore.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That's how though, exactly loophole. And he's cracking.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Down that there are some raw what's going on over there.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
His personality he's.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Like, wow, wow, three hundred million people.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Wow, but he doesn't sound like Cartman.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
Yeah, keep here, skew Ye. We need a Trump here
in Australia. Well, we've got five father we do. During
the week said he's going to do Trump. He appeared
on the Kyle and Jackie Oh Show and this is
him explaining the Trumpets party.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Well, the correct pronouncement of Trumpet is and our party
is Trump, right, so you emphasize and it's the.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
I didn't even I.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
Didn't even get the Trump reference.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
You're saying. You're saying we're the Trump Party, but we've
put a fake name there.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I like it. You can't put Trump the Trump patriots. Really,
that's what you would say. If you want to say.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
That Trump would like this, do you like Clive Palmer?
Would he get your vote?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Probably?
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Not.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I worry he's going to drop dead. He's always out
of breath. I don't know God would.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Be through the root.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Wendy Dan is a Chinese spy. What do you get
your vote made? At this stage? I'm undecided, but I'm
not happy with any of them.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
It's going to go and do a donkey vote, right say.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Anyway, there's the Trump Update this week.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
And Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
Why does that make me warm and fuzzy?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
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