June 14, 2025 • 28 mins
Amy’s 40th Birthday Plan
Facebook Mums Group – Vegan Child
Are the celebs trolling us?
Can cousins be in a relationship?
What has Rhian Done? Watch
Cleaning for our cleaner
Follow the team on socials
@Amy.Gerard @Chris_Page___ on Instagram
Hear the show LIVE across the Weekend on @KIIS1065 @KIIS1011 @KIIS973bne
8am - 10am (Sat & Sun)
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's got good morning that remains to be seen Chris.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Page and Amy, Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh my gosh, good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I go.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I haven't can't even let you speak. I've got some
really exciting news.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Really, Actually, you're probably not the right person to talk
to you about this.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I was going to say eight am wine o'clock, as
I used to call it back in my drinking days,
speaking of you want to talk about wine?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, all right, for anyone listening at home, if you
love a full bodied, smooth, bold like you're describing yourself,
I have finally launched my brand new red wine. It
is a Chiras. It is from McLaren Vale down in Adelaide.
(01:16):
This is absolutely a shameless plug.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah for my wine.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But guys, I've got a Rose, I've got a Pinot Grigio,
and now I have a Charras adding.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
A wine mogul like the new is It Debatolly.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm going to be the new Penfolds.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Look out Enfolds Linderman's listen.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I've got three on the go at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But and I'm obviously going to toot them here, but
they're all exceptional bottles of wine.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Let me guess the red's the best one yet though,
right the well? And were you involved? Were you down there?
Were you barefoot in the in the barrels, stomping on
the grapes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't stomp, but I absolutely mixed. I tasted, I
did the and spit out and I blended, and yeah,
I was part of the entire process. There was loads
of like, I look like I was in a chemistry
lab at one point, and that part got lost on me.
I was like, when when do we get to start
tasting stuff? But I've made an incredible red.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So, guys at last Wine, at last wine, at last.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Wine dot com, dot A, you get on there at
yourself a case, you will love it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'll bet my left kidney.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, And you were tasting it and you and you spat.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The wine out, yeah, because otherwise didn't pick you for that, Okay, page,
I am what am I nine months shy of forty?
I don't know if you did anything for your forty
If you don't strike me as a party guy.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Did you do anything?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It must have been good.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Then it was either great or I was in rehab
one of the other.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, Okay, well I am really.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Because I was talking to my husband about it, and
he was like, you need to start planning, like if
you please.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Ryan already forty.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yep, Ryan's already forty.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, so now his wife's getting old.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, still got it though.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Anyway, he was like, you know that if you want
to have a big party, you kind of need to
start having a think.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
About what it is that you want to do, right, Like,
am I having a big house party?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Am I having a big boat party? Weather dependent boat parties?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We are the worst?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh say I love a boat party.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, you've got to be there on time and then
you can't leave.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
But the only person who struggles being on time is you.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Most people are fine with it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, And I like to leave things early because I
hate people, so boats. I don't like both.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, then the other alternative is I do all separate
little small things, like because I've got so many different
little friend groups like my old school friends, my mom's
group friends, and then people who I traveled with, and
then Ryan's friends and their wives and stuff. I either
accumulate them all into one big room and venue.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And what about all your fake social media friends.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They're not fake social media friends, They're all my friends.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I would actually love to have a house party. I
remember my mom and dad always having house parties. For
their fortieth my mum had a back to school party
where every guest came in their old school uniform and
then she dressed me and my brother's up as school teachers.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Anyway, I do remember my parents' fortieth, so I would
have been about eleven or twelve, And yeah, they had
a big house part and I was blown away because
they got caterers in, so there was like catering and waiters,
and my mind was blown that there were waiters in
our house walking around with cannapays drinks.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I love the idea, but I hate the idea of
the mess and the mess that like you would wake
up to the next morning.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Look, young lady, let me tell you a few things,
because three years older than me, I'm forty two years old,
and before you turn forty, there's probably a few things
you should know. Sure, I'm going to give you the
main five things that you're going to notice that change
when you turn forty. Okay, number one, getting up off
(05:07):
the couch or out of a chair, you'll start making
a noise like a and sometimes even before you do it,
even a little bit of rocking back and forth to
build up some momentum to get up out of the chair,
and you'll do that and make that noise.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I mean, I feel like I already make that noise.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well there's one maybe really. You'll actually start paying attention
to eating fiber and show I'm regular, making sure you're regular.
You actually get quite excited about a good stool, so
you go so all brand that sort of things coming
(05:50):
for me at forty forty Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon
as you hit yeah, you're regular. Now wait till you
hit forty, all of.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
A sudden, I have yeah, you just get all blocked up.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yep, yeap, and you've gotta have all brand and meta
mucila and all that sort of stuff. You'll start listening
to talk back radio No I will never and then
repeating those opinions as if they're your own opinions about
immigrants and things.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, okay, this sounds a lot like you. This sounds
like you. After you turn force This is.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Just old people. This is just getting old Amy.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I have girlfriends who are forty and they are absolutely thriving,
hotter than ever.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'll tell you what else. I bet your old, wrinkley,
forty year old girlfriends who they complain that all the
post offices and banks are closing down all their branches.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
This is just you, Chris.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
People get upset when you're forty. You go, why can't
I find a post office or a bank?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Really those words, that's what you do again.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And also you notice young people. You're very critical of them,
particularly like you know they're outfits, piercings, tattoos, girls who
have trimmed their school skirts. Yeah, you look at that
and go, I wouldn't send my kid that school because
they are.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What this telling me is that you turned forty and.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Into a grumpy old man who can't poo and is judgmental.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And just wants to go to a post office or
a bank. In person, it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Sounds like you've turned forty and you are on decline
in life.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You are in nine months no living in denial.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I plan on being on the up at forty.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Forty to fifty is going to be the best decade
of my life.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, you wait and see forty you'll be constipated as hell.
All right, judging the young people.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Good luck, Chris Ard. All right, it is that time
of the week, everybody. We're going to go deep inside
the secret society where the real issues get discussed here
every week, of course, it is in the Facebook mums group.
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
This one's a big one. You ready.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
This mum's written in and said she's absolutely fuming. My
ex husband fed our eight year old vegan daughter McDonald's
chicken nuggets behind my back, and now she's suddenly obsessed
with eating meat and throwing tantrums when I say.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, I'm gonna let you finish. But I've got some thoughts.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We raised her vegan with love and intention, and now
he's undone years of parenting just so that he can
play the fun dad role.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm the one left.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
To explain why animals don't belong in happy meals, while
he just gets to shrug it off. Any advice on
how I can solve this from my fellow vegan mums.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, fellow vegan mums, are you a.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Fellow vegan mum?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, but you're gonna give advice anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm going to hand out some advice vegan parents. Yeah, okay,
so we'll go back to our eight year old vegan daughter. Yes,
when did the eight year old decides she was a vegan?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, I think her parents have decided they obviously were vegan,
and they've decided to raise her.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Also as the dad didn't obviously, he's probably the ex husband,
so he's given her McNuggets, which are delicious.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
They are delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
They are delicious. I love McNuggets. So the mum is
a nut job who is feeding her daughter kale, and
the dad is a normal human being who's given her
a happy meal.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I feel this is a short one. I think we're done.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's a hard one because neither of us are vegan.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, I don't know a lot of vegans, but the
one who I do know, she it's all about animals
and she's a very big animal.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
As so it's a moral decision, not a health for no.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Not really, it's more all to do with the animals,
because I think that's vegans don't eat anything that's related
to animals, like not even milk that comes from an animal,
So cheese is out of the picture.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And look, it's an expensive lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
But at the end of the day, you can raise
your kid however you want to raise it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Iron you really, I mean, why does docs exist? Then
you can't raise your kid.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
However you want, you know, to what you feed them?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well, I think you would call certain diets child abuse.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Not being a vegan.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Where are they getting their iron or calcum.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There are other ways and other food groups where you
can get iron and calcium from.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You're going to get trolled by the vegans.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Good my new Instagram account, I've just set it up.
You can get me on there. I must admit I
love a steak, love a sausage, love a burger. But
I did read a thing about meat, the process from
cow to plate what actually happens, and it's to turn
(11:06):
you off. It is a bit gross. So I've sort
of pushed that out of my head a little bit.
Going from the bolt gun through to the whole sausage
process is a bit gory.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, sausage is what you don't know. Doesn't hurt you,
right exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Sausages are delicious and that's the fact. But how are
we going to help this mum, we're not she's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Just lean into the nugget.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
This segment is helping.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, it's about giving these Facebook mums who haven't asked
for your help, but we're chiming in with our advice.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, that's on the Facebook Mums group. I will say
to this dad, you have dodged a big bullet there
becoming the ex husband. Keep going with the happy meals
and yeah, give this one a wide burst.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think ultimately the kid is going to grow up
and then eventually make her own decisions.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So well, she's eight and she loves McNuggets, So hope
that helped.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Definitely didn't help.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
That's the big issue in the Facebook mums group this week.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Chris so, I was having a chat with a girlfriend
over the course of last week about you hear all
about Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber at the moment, and.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well, Justin's looking a bit icy, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He's looking a little icy.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But she sold her business and everyone's like, oh, she
sold her business to support him, and he's posting pictures
with bongs and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And she's Alec Baldwin's daughter.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
And he killed a woman who did Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh, yes, here's what we were talking about. Imagine if
it was all just to punk us. You gotta imagine
when you're a celebrity, you've got so many eyes on you,
Like the whole world is watching what you did.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right, Like when someone steps out and they've forgotten to
put their wedding rock, the.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Marriages on the rock, the marriages right.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It reminded me because I saw this video and it's
of Paris Hilton. She was on a podcast at the
end of last year and in the video she's talking
to this guy and she's saying all about how she's
aging really gracefully and really naturally.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'll let you have a listen. Really, yeah, listen.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I feel really proud that I'm all natural. I've stayed
out of the sun. I've never done any photox, injectables,
no surgery, nothing. My mom told me, like when I
was eight years old, Paris stay out of the sun.
And then she taught me this amazing like ten step
skincare routine. So I've literally been doing that since I'm eight.
(13:41):
And I've also built a spa in my house and
it has like the most epic like led lights, facial
hydrofacial machines, hyperbaric chamber, cryo therapy, like it's basically like
a real spa.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, the voice, I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
And I like her though, she's just taking the piece
out of Well.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
This is the funny thing is I don't know why,
but for some reason it's getting a lot of traction
at the moment that video and all of these comments
underneath people being so outraged, being like her forehead's not moving,
there's no expression on her face.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
She's a liar.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
H And then if you actually read down the true
Paris Hilton fans are like you idiots, like she's full
blown trolling you all.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Has she confirmed that, like, of course she does botox.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I mean, I don't know. I haven't gone that much
of a deep dive.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
But that's funny listening to that now, because she is
just messing with people.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And I think to myself, if let's.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Say Justin Bieber could be in a very sane frame
of mind, he could be living his best life and
just be like, you know what, everyone's watching me. Let's
give him someone to talk about form post a photo
with a bong.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
God, you could have some fun if your face.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You could really have some fun.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Some you remember Chrissy Teagan, I mean she's still alive,
she's married to John Legend. Now she's a bully, right, well, yeah,
this is a thing, but she's really real. I feel
like when she comes online, she's very real. She's quite funny,
and you feel like she's a normal person. And then
the other day I saw that she was getting surgery
to make her forehead smaller. And then if you again,
(15:24):
if you read the comments, people are like, she's trolling us,
that's that's not actually a.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Thing, she's not getting her But then you just don't
know what to believe.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
The Kardashians are surely people go, oh they're idiots. They're
clearly not idiots. They're smart, they're playing everyone right, and
they know how to stay in the news. I mean
Donald Trump is the other great example of like someone
who knows how to control the news cycle and stay
I think relevant, and move on quick enough so that
(15:53):
your lies don't actually get picked up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And I actually think that if Donald Trump wasn't as
immature and petty as he was, he'd be quite boring.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
He's like a clickbait in a human form.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh, he's like the human Daily Mail. Speaking of the
Daily Mail. All right, now, I know you and me,
we're not big celebrity. No, you're you're pretty big on
but you know we're not huge stars. But what if
we tipped off immediately the Daily Mail? What if we
walked out of the building and made out.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Of Hell, no, maybe let's have a fight or something.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Let's let's not making out seems to be a better news.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Just about if we're standing on the street and I
just felt you across the face with.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
A like a palm, that's abuse.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I mean making out with me is also abused.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay, fair car.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Controversial.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Well, we know I said before we're talking, can you
date cousins? We knew we were going to talk about this.
What brought this up?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I have a girlfriend of mine, Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
She was born over in the States, and she came
over here when she was like twenty.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Five or something with her mom and her dad and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And she has recently kind of started catching up with
family members in the same state.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Now she happens to have her cousin.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now, my girlfriend is thirty five, single, and she recently
started catching up with her cousin who is I think
thirty eight or thirty nine, okay, also single now she
I had a very in depth conversation with her where
she was like, I think I've got a crush on him,
and I was a bit like, you know, instantly you go, oh, no,
(17:48):
like that's your family.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Well, yeah, well cousin, Yeah, I guess, I mean, and
she's it's not like sister, it's not brother, brother sister.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
She was like, it's yeah, but it's my cousin.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But I haven't seen him. I haven't grown up with
in my whole life. And I'm a grown woman.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
And so is he.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And I feel like there's some sort of feeling there
and I am freaked out by it, to be honest.
And I actually got up in the morning it was
playing on my mind because I was like, oh my god,
I don't know if I can have an inbred friend, Like,
I don't know if this is normal. So I a googled, like,
(18:29):
can you be intimate with your cousin?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, I had my I just got my phone out
because I was going to look it up. You've already
done it. So you've googled what can you can you
in Australia, You're talking about because I know in some
countries it's all the rage. Well, but in Australia, is
it legal.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, well it's not illegal, it's it's round. It is
definitely frowned upon. But I guess it ultimately, if you
are two consenting adults, I mean, you're probably gonna lose
some friends and family who are just.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, you're not what you would argue that two consenting
adults can do whatever they want. They're not hurting anyone.
There is There is the inbreeding, yea.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
When you when you are intimate with family members, don't
isn't that when like kids have three legs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it weakens the gene pool over time. In breeding
and I know.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
That in some countries you know, people do they marry
their cousins and it's almost the norm.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The inbreeding is so rife that it actually does affect
the population's intelligence over time. And you can I know
this sounds like a really.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I'm not making a comment on here.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
This sounds like something I'm going to get canceled for.
But you can google it. Seriously, there are certain countries
where inbreeding with cousins is a big thing. And yes,
and it does. It makes people dumber. It's not good
for the genes.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I just I feel like I need to go back
to her with some constructive criticism and maybe just no no, right.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
No, yeah, I mean are they blood relatives? So cousin,
So he's her so, mother's sisters, mother's brother, mother's brother's son.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
And her defense is that she doesn't really know him.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So it's like, what, who's to say I didn't get
matched with him on a dating app?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well, that's the thing. If they met and they might
not have known, that's her defense.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
She's like, we could have matched on a dating app
and we wouldn't even know.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
No one's going through their family tree after a couple
of dates.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Right exactly. So if they just met randomly and hooked up,
would there be an issue?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Well that's that is her point.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, until the kid comes out and they're like, wow,
what happened?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
There's got full heads or something.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Well, Hannah, second, you said she was born in America? Yes,
what state in America? If Alabama, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No, she's probably in.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Bred to start with. It doesn't matter. Ryan spelt with
an H for some game on. Yeah, so we're going
to find out what he's done wrong this week about
style for Worst Lions. Thank you to AI and Creed.
(21:27):
I get that intro.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Whenever I hear that, I kind of can see like
Ryan bopping along it ome it's bizarre nickel anyway, it
is a bit nickelback.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I'll set the scene for you.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You said fifteen thousand dollars. Yeah, before What's happened.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
A couple of years ago when Ryan turned forty, he
was on a work trip over in Paris. Now, he'd
always spoken about buying himself a really nice watch for
his fortieth.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Which I am all for.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was enabling it because I will be also buying
myself something nice and fancy for my fortieth.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So he found a really nice watch over there.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I think it was about fifteen grand anyway, whatever it
was his fortieth go large. Now it's a beautiful watch,
and I always see it in our bathroom on a
certain shelf. And then a couple of days ago he said, oh,
have you seen my watch? And I said no, no, no, like,
is it not in the bathroom and he goes, nah, no,
I haven't seen it. And then two days ago I said,
(22:23):
have you found your watch yet? And he goes nah,
So I go, when was the last time you actually
saw your watch or wore it? But you're fifteen thousand
your fifteen thousand dollar watch, and he goes, like two
months ago, and.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
What you have not seen your watch.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
For two months and you have not flipped this house
upside down in a panic looking for it. And he goes,
It's going to be here somewhere, And I said, but
how do you know it's going to be here somewhere?
You traveled so much for work. You could have taken
it off in a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
He could have left it in a brothel, like, I mean,
it could be anywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Like we've had different cleaners come through our house.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Not obviously not I know, you're not being racist, that's oh,
I'm not being racist.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But there have been people that have come through our house,
new ones that I'm not saying that they've taken.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You the country.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Saying that, but I would be far more concerned, and
I would be in a slight panic, like sometimes I
lose a ring of mind that I know was like
a thousand dollars that my mum and dad bought me
for my twenty first and I can't sleep at night.
I think of all the places that I've left, I
try and backtrack through everywhere, and this dope of a
(23:41):
bloke has just gone.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Fifteen grand and he hasn't sent it in months. That's
the equivalent of a car, like leaving your car somewhere
after a big night and not bothering to go and
get it for two months. Thank you, Like you could
buy a car for fifteen grand, So.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
For once, you're on my side.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah. Oh, and I'm not into the fifteen grand watch either,
because you know what, look at this, see I'll show you.
I can pick up my phone and it will tell
you that it's right there on my phone. So why
does he need a fifteen thousand watch other than to
let people know that he's a penis.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
He wanted a nice watch. It was an investment piece
that up until about two months ago, he was going
to have that watch forever, which I was okay with.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But guess what where is the watch? Ryan?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Probably because he can still tell the time on his phone.
Let's no, I don't know who wears a watch.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
It probably is.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
A slight flex and that's fine, But it was a
very nice watch.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I'll give him that he picked.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Well, what's it made out all for fifteen grand gold
silver colors.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh sorry, it was silver silver like a dark blue
navy face.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
It was very nice.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So metal, what brand is it?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You a little bit jealous? I'm you don't have a watch,
do you?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I don't have fifteen grand? Is what I don't have?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yourself? A nice watch for your forty year?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Anyway? That's what cry Chris D tell you? What busy?
Speaking of busy women cleaners, So, and we played desposito
(25:36):
just a second ago. You know that means slowly in Spanish, despersit.
I did not know that, so I learned to speak
Spanish so that I could talk to my Argentinian sexy cleaners.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I mean, that's not creepy at all.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Look, it's it's a good past time. It keeps me busy,
keeps me out of trouble. I've learned though. We used
to relentlessly mock my mom because she would clean for
the cleaners, and you go, you're paying cleaners to come
and clean the house, and you've got to clean up
for them. And now I've realized you've got to clean
(26:10):
for the cleaners.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I absolutely clean for my cleaners, so much so that
sometimes I will clean so much of the house that
I'm like, I don't even need to come anymore, and
you're welcome. I've done it all for.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You done it all, But you need to clear up
everything so that they can vacuum and mo mop and.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
All that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And I always think sometimes a girlfriends of mine are like,
don't bother cleaning. But the thing is if I don't,
how are they to know where everything goes?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
And they're going to spend all their time picking up
our wrap and less time actually cleaning.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, although my cleaners come on a Friday and on
the weekend, what I've realized is I just kind of
lay dormant as obviously my own personal cleaner until Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Where then I do this frantic rush around the house.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Before I get busy with work or whatnot, and I
do a big clean and then the cleaners come in
the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Friday afternoon is a dumb time, worst time ever. Then
you have the kids there all weekend to mess everything up. Correct,
But my clean has come on a Monday. That's smart.
Kids have just gone back to school. You've got a
nice house for five days.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yes, But I also feel like, if I ever am
going to have people over for a dinner party or
a barbecue or anything like that, it's on the weekend
and I'd rather the house be clean then because but.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You realize when you do miss well, I'm not on
social influencer money, so i don't have cleaners every week.
I can only do once a fortnight because I'm a bler.
But you do notice when you miss a clean God,
the grime and.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Rap, it's a build up.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's gross. Yeah, it is gross anyway, cleaning for the cleaners.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
So your mum wasn't that looney after all?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
No, sorry mum. If you're listening, you were right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You go clean.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Are always right.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Mums are always right.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
But you're good
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's got good morning that remains to be seen Chris.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Page and Amy, Hey, good morning everyone, Happy Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Oh my gosh, good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I go.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
I haven't can't even let you speak. I've got some
really exciting news.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Really, Actually, you're probably not the right person to talk
to you about this.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I was going to say eight am wine o'clock, as
I used to call it back in my drinking days,
speaking of you want to talk about wine?
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, all right, for anyone listening at home, if you
love a full bodied, smooth, bold like you're describing yourself,
I have finally launched my brand new red wine. It
is a Chiras. It is from McLaren Vale down in Adelaide.
(01:16):
This is absolutely a shameless plug.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah for my wine.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But guys, I've got a Rose, I've got a Pinot Grigio,
and now I have a Charras adding.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
A wine mogul like the new is It Debatolly.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I'm going to be the new Penfolds.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Look out Enfolds Linderman's listen.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
I've got three on the go at the moment.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
But and I'm obviously going to toot them here, but
they're all exceptional bottles of wine.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Let me guess the red's the best one yet though,
right the well? And were you involved? Were you down there?
Were you barefoot in the in the barrels, stomping on
the grapes.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
I didn't stomp, but I absolutely mixed. I tasted, I
did the and spit out and I blended, and yeah,
I was part of the entire process. There was loads
of like, I look like I was in a chemistry
lab at one point, and that part got lost on me.
I was like, when when do we get to start
tasting stuff? But I've made an incredible red.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So, guys at last Wine, at last wine, at last.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Wine dot com, dot A, you get on there at
yourself a case, you will love it.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'll bet my left kidney.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Okay, And you were tasting it and you and you spat.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
The wine out, yeah, because otherwise didn't pick you for that, Okay, page,
I am what am I nine months shy of forty?
I don't know if you did anything for your forty
If you don't strike me as a party guy.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Did you do anything?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It must have been good.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Then it was either great or I was in rehab
one of the other.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yes, Okay, well I am really.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Because I was talking to my husband about it, and
he was like, you need to start planning, like if
you please.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Ryan already forty.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Yep, Ryan's already forty.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Yeah, so now his wife's getting old.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah, still got it though.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Anyway, he was like, you know that if you want
to have a big party, you kind of need to
start having a think.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
About what it is that you want to do, right, Like,
am I having a big house party?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Am I having a big boat party? Weather dependent boat parties?
Speaker 3 (03:21):
We are the worst?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Oh say I love a boat party.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, you've got to be there on time and then
you can't leave.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
But the only person who struggles being on time is you.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yea.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Most people are fine with it.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, And I like to leave things early because I
hate people, so boats. I don't like both.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, then the other alternative is I do all separate
little small things, like because I've got so many different
little friend groups like my old school friends, my mom's
group friends, and then people who I traveled with, and
then Ryan's friends and their wives and stuff. I either
accumulate them all into one big room and venue.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And what about all your fake social media friends.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
They're not fake social media friends, They're all my friends.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Yeah, I just don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I would actually love to have a house party. I
remember my mom and dad always having house parties. For
their fortieth my mum had a back to school party
where every guest came in their old school uniform and
then she dressed me and my brother's up as school teachers.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Anyway, I do remember my parents' fortieth, so I would
have been about eleven or twelve, And yeah, they had
a big house part and I was blown away because
they got caterers in, so there was like catering and waiters,
and my mind was blown that there were waiters in
our house walking around with cannapays drinks.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I love the idea, but I hate the idea of
the mess and the mess that like you would wake
up to the next morning.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Look, young lady, let me tell you a few things,
because three years older than me, I'm forty two years old,
and before you turn forty, there's probably a few things
you should know. Sure, I'm going to give you the
main five things that you're going to notice that change
when you turn forty. Okay, number one, getting up off
(05:07):
the couch or out of a chair, you'll start making
a noise like a and sometimes even before you do it,
even a little bit of rocking back and forth to
build up some momentum to get up out of the chair,
and you'll do that and make that noise.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I mean, I feel like I already make that noise.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Well there's one maybe really. You'll actually start paying attention
to eating fiber and show I'm regular, making sure you're regular.
You actually get quite excited about a good stool, so
you go so all brand that sort of things coming
(05:50):
for me at forty forty Yeah, yeah, yeah. As soon
as you hit yeah, you're regular. Now wait till you
hit forty, all of.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
A sudden, I have yeah, you just get all blocked up.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yep, yeap, and you've gotta have all brand and meta
mucila and all that sort of stuff. You'll start listening
to talk back radio No I will never and then
repeating those opinions as if they're your own opinions about
immigrants and things.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, okay, this sounds a lot like you. This sounds
like you. After you turn force This is.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Just old people. This is just getting old Amy.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I have girlfriends who are forty and they are absolutely thriving,
hotter than ever.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'll tell you what else. I bet your old, wrinkley,
forty year old girlfriends who they complain that all the
post offices and banks are closing down all their branches.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
This is just you, Chris.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
People get upset when you're forty. You go, why can't
I find a post office or a bank?
Speaker 4 (06:47):
Really those words, that's what you do again.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
And also you notice young people. You're very critical of them,
particularly like you know they're outfits, piercings, tattoos, girls who
have trimmed their school skirts. Yeah, you look at that
and go, I wouldn't send my kid that school because
they are.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
What this telling me is that you turned forty and.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Into a grumpy old man who can't poo and is judgmental.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
And just wants to go to a post office or
a bank. In person, it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Sounds like you've turned forty and you are on decline
in life.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
You are in nine months no living in denial.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
I plan on being on the up at forty.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Forty to fifty is going to be the best decade
of my life.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, you wait and see forty you'll be constipated as hell.
All right, judging the young people.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Let's see.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Good luck, Chris Ard. All right, it is that time
of the week, everybody. We're going to go deep inside
the secret society where the real issues get discussed here
every week, of course, it is in the Facebook mums group.
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 4 (08:08):
This one's a big one. You ready.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
This mum's written in and said she's absolutely fuming. My
ex husband fed our eight year old vegan daughter McDonald's
chicken nuggets behind my back, and now she's suddenly obsessed
with eating meat and throwing tantrums when I say.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, I'm gonna let you finish. But I've got some thoughts.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
We raised her vegan with love and intention, and now
he's undone years of parenting just so that he can
play the fun dad role.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
I'm the one left.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
To explain why animals don't belong in happy meals, while
he just gets to shrug it off. Any advice on
how I can solve this from my fellow vegan mums.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Well, fellow vegan mums, are you a.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Fellow vegan mum?
Speaker 3 (08:55):
No.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah, but you're gonna give advice anyway.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, I'm going to hand out some advice vegan parents. Yeah, okay,
so we'll go back to our eight year old vegan daughter. Yes,
when did the eight year old decides she was a vegan?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, I think her parents have decided they obviously were vegan,
and they've decided to raise her.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Also as the dad didn't obviously, he's probably the ex husband,
so he's given her McNuggets, which are delicious.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
They are delicious.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
They are delicious. I love McNuggets. So the mum is
a nut job who is feeding her daughter kale, and
the dad is a normal human being who's given her
a happy meal.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
I feel this is a short one. I think we're done.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's a hard one because neither of us are vegan.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, I don't know a lot of vegans, but the
one who I do know, she it's all about animals
and she's a very big animal.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
As so it's a moral decision, not a health for no.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Not really, it's more all to do with the animals,
because I think that's vegans don't eat anything that's related
to animals, like not even milk that comes from an animal,
So cheese is out of the picture.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
And look, it's an expensive lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
But at the end of the day, you can raise
your kid however you want to raise it.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Iron you really, I mean, why does docs exist? Then
you can't raise your kid.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
However you want, you know, to what you feed them?
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Well, I think you would call certain diets child abuse.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Not being a vegan.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Where are they getting their iron or calcum.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
There are other ways and other food groups where you
can get iron and calcium from.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You're going to get trolled by the vegans.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Good my new Instagram account, I've just set it up.
You can get me on there. I must admit I
love a steak, love a sausage, love a burger. But
I did read a thing about meat, the process from
cow to plate what actually happens, and it's to turn
(11:06):
you off. It is a bit gross. So I've sort
of pushed that out of my head a little bit.
Going from the bolt gun through to the whole sausage
process is a bit gory.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Yeah, sausage is what you don't know. Doesn't hurt you,
right exactly.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Sausages are delicious and that's the fact. But how are
we going to help this mum, we're not she's an idiot.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Just lean into the nugget.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
This segment is helping.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Well, it's about giving these Facebook mums who haven't asked
for your help, but we're chiming in with our advice.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Okay, that's on the Facebook Mums group. I will say
to this dad, you have dodged a big bullet there
becoming the ex husband. Keep going with the happy meals
and yeah, give this one a wide burst.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I think ultimately the kid is going to grow up
and then eventually make her own decisions.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
So well, she's eight and she loves McNuggets, So hope
that helped.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Definitely didn't help.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
That's the big issue in the Facebook mums group this week.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
Chris so, I was having a chat with a girlfriend
over the course of last week about you hear all
about Justin Bieber and Hailey Bieber at the moment, and.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Well, Justin's looking a bit icy, isn't he.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
He's looking a little icy.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
But she sold her business and everyone's like, oh, she
sold her business to support him, and he's posting pictures
with bongs and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
And she's Alec Baldwin's daughter.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Yeah, she's beautiful.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
And he killed a woman who did Alec Baldwin.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Oh, yes, here's what we were talking about. Imagine if
it was all just to punk us. You gotta imagine
when you're a celebrity, you've got so many eyes on you,
Like the whole world is watching what you did.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Right, Like when someone steps out and they've forgotten to
put their wedding rock, the.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Marriages on the rock, the marriages right.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It reminded me because I saw this video and it's
of Paris Hilton. She was on a podcast at the
end of last year and in the video she's talking
to this guy and she's saying all about how she's
aging really gracefully and really naturally.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
I'll let you have a listen. Really, yeah, listen.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I feel really proud that I'm all natural. I've stayed
out of the sun. I've never done any photox, injectables,
no surgery, nothing. My mom told me, like when I
was eight years old, Paris stay out of the sun.
And then she taught me this amazing like ten step
skincare routine. So I've literally been doing that since I'm eight.
(13:41):
And I've also built a spa in my house and
it has like the most epic like led lights, facial
hydrofacial machines, hyperbaric chamber, cryo therapy, like it's basically like
a real spa.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, the voice, I can't.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
And I like her though, she's just taking the piece
out of Well.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
This is the funny thing is I don't know why,
but for some reason it's getting a lot of traction
at the moment that video and all of these comments
underneath people being so outraged, being like her forehead's not moving,
there's no expression on her face.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
She's a liar.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
H And then if you actually read down the true
Paris Hilton fans are like you idiots, like she's full
blown trolling you all.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
Has she confirmed that, like, of course she does botox.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
I mean, I don't know. I haven't gone that much
of a deep dive.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
But that's funny listening to that now, because she is
just messing with people.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
And I think to myself, if let's.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Say Justin Bieber could be in a very sane frame
of mind, he could be living his best life and
just be like, you know what, everyone's watching me. Let's
give him someone to talk about form post a photo
with a bong.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
God, you could have some fun if your face.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
You could really have some fun.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Some you remember Chrissy Teagan, I mean she's still alive,
she's married to John Legend. Now she's a bully, right, well, yeah,
this is a thing, but she's really real. I feel
like when she comes online, she's very real. She's quite funny,
and you feel like she's a normal person. And then
the other day I saw that she was getting surgery
to make her forehead smaller. And then if you again,
(15:24):
if you read the comments, people are like, she's trolling us,
that's that's not actually a.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Thing, she's not getting her But then you just don't
know what to believe.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
The Kardashians are surely people go, oh they're idiots. They're
clearly not idiots. They're smart, they're playing everyone right, and
they know how to stay in the news. I mean
Donald Trump is the other great example of like someone
who knows how to control the news cycle and stay
I think relevant, and move on quick enough so that
(15:53):
your lies don't actually get picked up.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And I actually think that if Donald Trump wasn't as
immature and petty as he was, he'd be quite boring.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
He's like a clickbait in a human form.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Oh, he's like the human Daily Mail. Speaking of the
Daily Mail. All right, now, I know you and me,
we're not big celebrity. No, you're you're pretty big on
but you know we're not huge stars. But what if
we tipped off immediately the Daily Mail? What if we
walked out of the building and made out.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Of Hell, no, maybe let's have a fight or something.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Let's let's not making out seems to be a better news.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Just about if we're standing on the street and I
just felt you across the face with.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
A like a palm, that's abuse.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
I mean making out with me is also abused.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Okay, fair car.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Controversial.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Well, we know I said before we're talking, can you
date cousins? We knew we were going to talk about this.
What brought this up?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I have a girlfriend of mine, Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
She was born over in the States, and she came
over here when she was like twenty.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
Five or something with her mom and her dad and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
And she has recently kind of started catching up with
family members in the same state.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
Now she happens to have her cousin.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Now, my girlfriend is thirty five, single, and she recently
started catching up with her cousin who is I think
thirty eight or thirty nine, okay, also single now she
I had a very in depth conversation with her where
she was like, I think I've got a crush on him,
and I was a bit like, you know, instantly you go, oh, no,
(17:48):
like that's your family.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Well, yeah, well cousin, Yeah, I guess, I mean, and
she's it's not like sister, it's not brother, brother sister.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
She was like, it's yeah, but it's my cousin.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
But I haven't seen him. I haven't grown up with
in my whole life. And I'm a grown woman.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
And so is he.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
And I feel like there's some sort of feeling there
and I am freaked out by it, to be honest.
And I actually got up in the morning it was
playing on my mind because I was like, oh my god,
I don't know if I can have an inbred friend, Like,
I don't know if this is normal. So I a googled, like,
(18:29):
can you be intimate with your cousin?
Speaker 3 (18:31):
Well, I had my I just got my phone out
because I was going to look it up. You've already
done it. So you've googled what can you can you
in Australia, You're talking about because I know in some
countries it's all the rage. Well, but in Australia, is
it legal.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, well it's not illegal, it's it's round. It is
definitely frowned upon. But I guess it ultimately, if you
are two consenting adults, I mean, you're probably gonna lose
some friends and family who are just.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Well, you're not what you would argue that two consenting
adults can do whatever they want. They're not hurting anyone.
There is There is the inbreeding, yea.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
When you when you are intimate with family members, don't
isn't that when like kids have three legs and stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Yeah, it weakens the gene pool over time. In breeding
and I know.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
That in some countries you know, people do they marry
their cousins and it's almost the norm.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
The inbreeding is so rife that it actually does affect
the population's intelligence over time. And you can I know
this sounds like a really.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I'm not making a comment on here.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
This sounds like something I'm going to get canceled for.
But you can google it. Seriously, there are certain countries
where inbreeding with cousins is a big thing. And yes,
and it does. It makes people dumber. It's not good
for the genes.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
I just I feel like I need to go back
to her with some constructive criticism and maybe just no no, right.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
No, yeah, I mean are they blood relatives? So cousin,
So he's her so, mother's sisters, mother's brother, mother's brother's son.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
And her defense is that she doesn't really know him.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
So it's like, what, who's to say I didn't get
matched with him on a dating app?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Well, that's the thing. If they met and they might
not have known, that's her defense.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
She's like, we could have matched on a dating app
and we wouldn't even know.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
No one's going through their family tree after a couple
of dates.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Right exactly. So if they just met randomly and hooked up,
would there be an issue?
Speaker 4 (20:44):
Well that's that is her point.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yeah, until the kid comes out and they're like, wow,
what happened?
Speaker 4 (20:49):
There's got full heads or something.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Well, Hannah, second, you said she was born in America? Yes,
what state in America? If Alabama, Mississippi.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
No, she's probably in.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Bred to start with. It doesn't matter. Ryan spelt with
an H for some game on. Yeah, so we're going
to find out what he's done wrong this week about
style for Worst Lions. Thank you to AI and Creed.
(21:27):
I get that intro.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Whenever I hear that, I kind of can see like
Ryan bopping along it ome it's bizarre nickel anyway, it
is a bit nickelback.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I'll set the scene for you.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
You said fifteen thousand dollars. Yeah, before What's happened.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
A couple of years ago when Ryan turned forty, he
was on a work trip over in Paris. Now, he'd
always spoken about buying himself a really nice watch for
his fortieth.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Which I am all for.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
I was enabling it because I will be also buying
myself something nice and fancy for my fortieth.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
So he found a really nice watch over there.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I think it was about fifteen grand anyway, whatever it
was his fortieth go large. Now it's a beautiful watch,
and I always see it in our bathroom on a
certain shelf. And then a couple of days ago he said, oh,
have you seen my watch? And I said no, no, no, like,
is it not in the bathroom and he goes, nah, no,
I haven't seen it. And then two days ago I said,
(22:23):
have you found your watch yet? And he goes nah,
So I go, when was the last time you actually
saw your watch or wore it? But you're fifteen thousand
your fifteen thousand dollar watch, and he goes, like two
months ago, and.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
What you have not seen your watch.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
For two months and you have not flipped this house
upside down in a panic looking for it. And he goes,
It's going to be here somewhere, And I said, but
how do you know it's going to be here somewhere?
You traveled so much for work. You could have taken
it off in a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
He could have left it in a brothel, like, I mean,
it could be anywhere.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Like we've had different cleaners come through our house.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Not obviously not I know, you're not being racist, that's oh,
I'm not being racist.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But there have been people that have come through our house,
new ones that I'm not saying that they've taken.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
You the country.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Saying that, but I would be far more concerned, and
I would be in a slight panic, like sometimes I
lose a ring of mind that I know was like
a thousand dollars that my mum and dad bought me
for my twenty first and I can't sleep at night.
I think of all the places that I've left, I
try and backtrack through everywhere, and this dope of a
(23:41):
bloke has just gone.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
Fifteen grand and he hasn't sent it in months. That's
the equivalent of a car, like leaving your car somewhere
after a big night and not bothering to go and
get it for two months. Thank you, Like you could
buy a car for fifteen grand, So.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
For once, you're on my side.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah. Oh, and I'm not into the fifteen grand watch either,
because you know what, look at this, see I'll show you.
I can pick up my phone and it will tell
you that it's right there on my phone. So why
does he need a fifteen thousand watch other than to
let people know that he's a penis.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
He wanted a nice watch. It was an investment piece
that up until about two months ago, he was going
to have that watch forever, which I was okay with.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
But guess what where is the watch? Ryan?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Probably because he can still tell the time on his phone.
Let's no, I don't know who wears a watch.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
It probably is.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
A slight flex and that's fine, But it was a
very nice watch.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
I'll give him that he picked.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Well, what's it made out all for fifteen grand gold
silver colors.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Oh sorry, it was silver silver like a dark blue
navy face.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
It was very nice.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
So metal, what brand is it?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
You a little bit jealous? I'm you don't have a watch,
do you?
Speaker 3 (25:10):
I don't have fifteen grand? Is what I don't have?
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yourself? A nice watch for your forty year?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Anyway? That's what cry Chris D tell you? What busy?
Speaking of busy women cleaners, So, and we played desposito
(25:36):
just a second ago. You know that means slowly in Spanish, despersit.
I did not know that, so I learned to speak
Spanish so that I could talk to my Argentinian sexy cleaners.
Speaker 4 (25:46):
I mean, that's not creepy at all.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Look, it's it's a good past time. It keeps me busy,
keeps me out of trouble. I've learned though. We used
to relentlessly mock my mom because she would clean for
the cleaners, and you go, you're paying cleaners to come
and clean the house, and you've got to clean up
for them. And now I've realized you've got to clean
(26:10):
for the cleaners.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
I absolutely clean for my cleaners, so much so that
sometimes I will clean so much of the house that
I'm like, I don't even need to come anymore, and
you're welcome. I've done it all for.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
You done it all, But you need to clear up
everything so that they can vacuum and mo mop and.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
All that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And I always think sometimes a girlfriends of mine are like,
don't bother cleaning. But the thing is if I don't,
how are they to know where everything goes?
Speaker 3 (26:39):
And they're going to spend all their time picking up
our wrap and less time actually cleaning.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, although my cleaners come on a Friday and on
the weekend, what I've realized is I just kind of
lay dormant as obviously my own personal cleaner until Friday morning.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Where then I do this frantic rush around the house.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Before I get busy with work or whatnot, and I
do a big clean and then the cleaners come in
the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Friday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Friday afternoon is a dumb time, worst time ever. Then
you have the kids there all weekend to mess everything up. Correct,
But my clean has come on a Monday. That's smart.
Kids have just gone back to school. You've got a
nice house for five days.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yes, But I also feel like, if I ever am
going to have people over for a dinner party or
a barbecue or anything like that, it's on the weekend
and I'd rather the house be clean then because but.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
You realize when you do miss well, I'm not on
social influencer money, so i don't have cleaners every week.
I can only do once a fortnight because I'm a bler.
But you do notice when you miss a clean God,
the grime and.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
Rap, it's a build up.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
It's gross. Yeah, it is gross anyway, cleaning for the cleaners.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
So your mum wasn't that looney after all?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
No, sorry mum. If you're listening, you were right.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
You go clean.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
Are always right.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Mums are always right.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
But you're good
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.