August 8, 2025 • 28 mins
Is Amy Pregnant?!
Kids Gambling
The Mental Loop – Amy Responds To The Critics!
ChatGPT: “Who Am I”
Facebook Mums Group: Price Gouging
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free iHeart app. Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That remains to be seen. Chris Page and Amy, Hey,
good morning everyone. Hello, Amy, Gerard. How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm actually really good. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah? No, look, I'm all right. I'm just what's wrong Page?
Nothing major. I'm just coming in and you know, looking
for what's going on in the world and what we're
talking about on the show, and it's just all it's
all bad everything, everything's getting worse.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Can I just say this is exactly why I don't
watch the news. I don't I do not tune into anything.
I do not subscribe to news. I don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And that might make me an ignorant.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A whole bimbo, not bimbo.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That is me protecting you're blissfully ignorant.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Has a difference, it is I am blissfully ignorant. And
because of this reason, like you read about all the
things that are going on in the world, and it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Is all done.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm trying to do less of it. But literally we're
on the way into work to do a radio show.
I'm like, well, I should check just to you. Oh God,
can you can you cheer me up? You haven't been
looking at the news? What's good? Give me some good?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And it's not something that I do very often, but
I've come into work today. I had a wedding yesterday
and I've come into work and very thankfully, we've had
a delivery of kfcfood.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Is that what that smell is in the kitchen?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's actually coming through the vents here. And you know
what's good in the world. A zinger wrap for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It sounds a little bit aggressive KFC in the morning,
but you should try it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I feel like it's really lifted my spirits up.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I've never had KFC for break because they don't have
a breakfast menu. They don't have they don't do eggs.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't think you're meant to have the zinger wrap
for breakfast, But here I am. Okay, so that's a positive,
something good that's happening in the world.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
All right, do you do you want harm for mine?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Is there more out there?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I feel like everyone got in pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, Amy'll be in the toilet soon as well. I
will zinger wrap for breakfast. Okay, there's some good news
in the war. You go, Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I know we've had a friend of mine on
here before. I have this psychic friend. Her name's Anna
Style misfit is her handle. Now I'm not super woo woo,
but she has missed or not mysterious.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
She's gotten quite a few things right. She has got it, hasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She pretty much everything about your kids and about my past.
I very I saw her back in twenty fourteen when
I was in a completely different relationship, and she told
me the month, the size, the hair color, the eye color.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Of the guy that I was going to be with
and be with forever.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The size she said. What did she say?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
She said he was really tall? No, not how many inches.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Anyway, She's called out a lot of other things. Now,
the one thing that she has always said to me
is that you're going to have a fourth child. Now,
I not only do I not want a fourth child.
I am very happy and content with my three. But
I used to say to her, Anna, Ryan has had
(03:42):
the snip. He had the snip like five years ago.
Sure he didn't go back and get his swimmers tested.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
He didn't go back and go in the cup again. No,
a month.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Later he didn't, but.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Because you know they're not one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, hang on a second.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We have been active for five years now and there's
never been any little scares or hiccups. But the last
couple of weeks I have had bizarre, we sensitive throbbing
boobs and my nipples are super sensitive, like when I
have a shower in the morning and the water hits them,
(04:17):
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, did you remember to take the pegs off them?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pegs have been removed.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
But last two mornings as well, I have had these bizarre,
weird urges to have a spew. Now, I'm not saying
that I am, but I am saying that I am
going to go. Even though Ryan has had the snip
and we've never had any incidents since then, I am
gonna go and buy a pregnancy test after today's show
(04:46):
because I just need to put my mind at ease.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And he takes one slip through an imperfect vasectomy.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, I was talking to Ryan about this and I said, oh,
you know, what would we do? And he goes, well,
I'd be getting a paternity test, and I said, well,
listen here, you idiot. If I was sleeping with someone else.
I'm not bringing it to your attention, am I.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But yeah, I I don't even know why I do
wonder is it just because Anna's had this conversation with me?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Do I just have this?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Minds are very suggestible things. It's that what's the movie inception?
Are they? Where they go down and plant a little
idea in someone's mind and it grows as well.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's one of my youngest loved to take panadole all
the time, all the time, and got to the point
where he'd say, I've got a headache, and so I'd
give him panadole. It was literally water with a tiny
bit of like rybina cordial through it, and he would
take it and.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Then much better.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh my headache's gone, Thank you, mum.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's a placebo because they.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Do it in medical because Annas said this, and she's
planted this horrific seed for me. I remember going on
my socials and I actually put up a question box
being like, if you've had the snip or had your
tubes tied, have you ever fallen pregnant?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Afterwards? Oh god, the answers terrified me. One lady fell
pregnant ten years later after snap after.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
The snip ten years later, and she found out when
she went to her doctor because she was bloated. She
was twenty one weeks pregnant. So look doesn't fill me
with confidence. I'm sure I'm not, but I just need
to put it to bed.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Can you do the pregnancy test on air? Please?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Sure? Can.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I'll get you one my shout, oh okay, and I'll
bring it in tomorrow because we're here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'll dip it in. I'll do a little way into
a cup and you can dip it in.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay, I'm bringing in the test tomorrow. Yep, old revealed,
and then you've got to give it to me and
I'll reveal the result to you and all of our
listeners at the same time about whether or not you're
going to have a fourth child, oh god, or twins.
That could be five kids. I hope you've got twins.
Oh well, laugh and laugh and laugh. Don't miss tomorrow show.
(06:59):
We're going to find out if Amy's pregnant because it
can happen with those botch vaseectomies. Chris very disturbing clip
during the week an interview with a seventeen year old
high school student. It was posted on TikTok and he
was asked about gambling and whether or not happens at school,
(07:22):
and he said, yeah, betting on horses, dogs, footy, basketball
in class during lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
All that what He actually came out and said that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And someone said, what people in your class bet He said,
one hundred percent majority of them. The teachers don't see it,
he replied, saying that some were aware of the problem.
He goes, oh, We'll talk to some of the younger teachers,
going oh, yeah, I've got a MAULTI on and they
don't care. The team said, unlike warnings about pornography, there
(07:53):
was no gambling awareness education at his school. He said,
it's not mentioned at all. I haven't heard anything about
gambling in any of my classes.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What do they talk about pornography in school?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I think they would really. I think for teenage boys,
I think they would be a part of the whole
physical education course because I think that is a really
important part to them. Go hey, when you're watching that,
you know it's a movie. It's not real life. Yes,
it's the way I would explain it to my kids
when they grow up and obviously get exposed to sort
of that, I'll go, Hey, you know how, we think
(08:24):
Diehard's a great movie and we love watching it. But
Bruce Willis kills like thirty people in the movie. Well,
it's a great movie, but killing thirty people isn't really
okay in real life. Well, it's the same with what
they're doing in that video. You don't really do that history.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, of course, I am surprised that phones are not
banned at school.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, Yeah, that's point one. How is that not a thing?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
So at my kids' school, and they're only at primary school.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
There are obviously some parents who have allowed their kids
to have a phone, but they drop the phone off
at the start of school and they pick it back
up at the end when the school bell rings, So
there's no way they've got their phone during the school.
That absolutely should be mandatory in schools.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Look, and it may well be in a lot of
these schools, but I think about it. You're talking about fifteen, sixteen,
seventeen year old kids. They'll love a second phone. Your
hand in one phone and you got your other phone
for the classroom, of course. Like it's like they're going
to use a VPN to get around elbows. Social media
band that they're smart, right, they're smarter than.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Growing, smarter than us.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, and can we stop pretending that gambling companies in
Australia aren't targeting young men with their advertising. You know,
bet with your mates, start up this club, make it
all fun and it's like you are you're trying to
get the next generation.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well you're in it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It all starts off like even my brothers, even my husband,
they're all in like footy tipping comps and it's all
kind of described to me as like a bit of
fun with the mates, like with all the boys. And
I think some people who have that quite addictive personality.
This is where these kind of individuals they do get
hooked or they might have a big win on certain
(10:03):
on the horses or something, and then they're putting more
money on and then before you know it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a dopamine your rewards system in your brain. It
goes through the roof when you have a win gambling.
And I can tell you I knew someone who worked
in the marketing department for one of the big gambling
companies and the number one thing for them to do
is to normalize it. That's what all the ads are
doing normalizing it. So you see when people are betting
in the ads, they're sitting around at the pub. There's
(10:30):
always like women with them as well, and like do
you watch that with the mixed gender table sitting there
and the girls are having a bed as well. It's
like have you ever seen that at the pub?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
All story that it's happening at school in class when
kids are meant to be learning, and all their learning
is how to gamble.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I suppose if it's maths, it's not as bad.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Because you've got to go silver lining ice.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Well if you know, so you go Melbourne Storm paying
a dollar sixty, So you put down fifty dollars, that's
what is that you're going to win eighty? Yeah, so
you win eighty, but that's only getting thirty in there.
There's some maths there we're all doing. But we're banning TikTok.
Do you think the government makes heaps of money from gambling?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I do, yes, So we're not going to do anything
about that one.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The same reason they haven't been cigarettes, Why.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Don't they just start taxing YouTube? Can stay YouTube? You
know how to do it. You just got to bribe
the government. Simple when you need to get it done,
we bring out the loop.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
That's what we do. No listen.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I spoke last week about this mental loop that as
far as I'm aware, most women have, and it's just
about you know, when there's some adult hugging with your
loved ones and you know, maybe you've been together for
two decades and you love them.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is it only with Ryan or does the loop sometimes
pop up like if you're in the bath or something
the loop? The loop can pop up anytime, for all
of time sitting in traffic.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
No. No.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But we put out a little social video on my
obviously on the Kiss Socials, and then it came onto
my page as well, where I was obviously speaking about
this loop and people, Yeah, people who kind of flash
up into your head sometime and maybe you kind of
fixate on a certain type of person when you're doing
(12:27):
the adult hugging and maybe sometimes it can just kind of,
I don't know, take you to a nice different place
as a different place to what you're normally used to.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
This is like a great game show and featuring like
a wheel of fortune thing where you spin it and
you go the loop and you're going, come on, Tom,
Hardy's come on, Tom Hardy Brett. And then there's like
the bankrupt one. It's like elbow.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But here's here's what I laughed at. So all these
women were like, oh, I don't have a LOOP. I
don't have a loop. I mean, I'm calling bs. But
what you wouldn't have seen is all the dms from
the women because on the social video I spoke about
most people from the Loop being unattainable.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You said that they're all moving celebrities things.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So they're all people that you're never going to be with.
So it's it's fine, it's innocent, it's innocent.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And then I had all these dms from women saying
mine aren't celebrities. Mine are like my son's football coach,
and my my kid's third grade teacher, and my barista.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Absolutely I also get it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And a lot of people being like you, you're giving
away our secrets. Stop telling everyone, stop putting it on
your socials. I just thought it was very funny because
that's partly true as well.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You should start getting some locals into your loops. Maybe
I like the yeah, the kids football coach is a
good one. Any of the do they have any hot teachers?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Nah, oh god, no, nah, no hot teachers. I haven't
gotten anyone local like for now, it's all guys that
I have a crush on in TV series and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You said you needed some landscape gardening.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yes I did.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You should you need to interview some landscape gardeners and
make sure it's like yes, okay guy, and you can go, hey,
you can, you can take you can take your shirt
off if you want, or just tired and or not,
you know, whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Looking's not cheating, is it looking?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, it's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Adding them to the loop not cheating. See, I think
you can't do anything without catching. I don't think it's true.
And I think as well, you can do whatever you
want ladies, if you just don't talk about it on
air on a radio show, and then make sure it's
not a social element on your social media page.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
We are so lucky that your husband Ryan hates this
show right and doesn't listen to it.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
But also Ryan is the most easy going guy on earth,
and you know what, he probably also has a loop.
Scarlett Johansson, that's his whole past. I'm sure he's thinking
about her sometime, mate.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
If he's getting it on a regular basis. I don't
think he cares what you think is true.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He's a lucky man.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And for all those ladies who got on there and going,
I don't have a loop, what are you talking about?
It's only one man for me, Amy Gerard, Well, you're
just you're frigid. Good for you back to the school
yard as you're a ganger in their free.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I know you're anti AI and you're anti.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I won't have a part of it when the robots
kill us all.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Do you feel like the Terminator was a look into our.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Future Terminator to judgment day? Absolutely? Oh okay, Artificial intelligence
will become general intelligence, which will become super intelligence, and
then that just keeps creating its own more advanced versions,
and then super intelligence again.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
And robots that take over the world.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It won't be robots, It'll just be computers that control
everything and shut it down.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, okay, it's so grim morning, bloody love Chat GBT.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I use it instead of Google now.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So the other day, Right and I were cleaning up
our bar area and we've got all these different sized wine.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Glasses and we were trying to put them in order,
and I was like, which, what wine is perfect for
this glass.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So I would hold up each glass and I would
ask chat jput, Hey, what wine is perfect for this glass.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Because different shapes, you know, the different bouquets of the
wine exactly way I swirl it.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
So it was like, this is a Bordeaux style bowl
style glass is perfect for you know, heavier red charazas,
just like your charras amy at Last. And I was like, wait,
how does it know that I've got a red wine
called at Last?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, now you don't actually have it, I say, I
don't use AI. Now, when you google something, the first thing,
before you even get to the Google results, it does,
it runs it through It's AI without you asking it too.
I guess I am using.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So there's this thing that I saw going around. I
saw a few of my girlfriends doing it, and you
basically you write something says, with all the data you
know about me, tell me.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Who I am, no sugar coating.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So I was like, oh, this will be interesting because
I don't jump on my CHATJPT and write about myself
and who I am as a person like that.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
But you post a lot on social media. You're on
the radio here, you're on a couple of podcasts.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You're saying, that's where it's collecting all its starter from.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
If you asked it to find out everything, it would
do in like two seconds, it would read a transcript
of everything you've ever said on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, so I want to read it to you because
I was like, wait, how does it know me so well?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
It knows me better than my own husband.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, it says you're Amy Gerrard, a thirty nine year
old mum of three with a sharp wit, a cheeky edge,
and zero filter when it comes to laughing at the
chaos of life, especially motherhood.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
At the back of your book, well you wrote this.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, you're juggling multiple flexible jobs, dipping into social media
mc gigs, and building your own wine brand at last,
all while somehow keeping your house, kids, and sanity mostly intact.
You thrive on humor, self deprecating, savage, relatable humor because
it's your armor and your way to connect with people.
You're ambitious, but you make it look like you're just
(18:07):
winging it. Reality is, you've got a hustless ticking away
behind the jokes and wine memes. You've got a soft
side that gets overwhelmed by all of the heavy stuff
like seeing kids suffer in the world, and you tune
out of the news so that you can protect your
own heart. And even though you love to laugh, you
care deeply about people and want to use your voice
for more than just jokes.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Your vibe it's hot mess, but make.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It iconic, a little glam also a little unhinged, and
always the life of the party, even when the party
is just you on the couch with pizza and a wine.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh, I was just like, it knows me, like quite intricately.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well, it's what I was saying. It's gone through and
it's looked at everything you've posted on social media, and
it's listened to where it's read a transcript of everything
you've said on air, and that is very much your
public persona that it's just described, that's what you put
out there. But I wouldn't say that's like no sugar
coating the real you. It doesn't know that, Like I
(19:03):
get to see that. I know you get real.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
What's the real memes?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Okay, belching is one. We'd have to mention Amy.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
We've got great burps in He's a I can do
the alphabet.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, all right. I think one thing, like on air
and on the socials, I reckon, you play down your
I think you have been more promiscuous in the past
than you let on public.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh you reckon I was a hoe.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, but you've told me a few stories that you
haven't said on air that I reckon. You've lived, You've
lived lived.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, I've had a good life. What I don't need
to know about how many sexual partners I've had? Well,
and it never will won't It's only four in the
one weekend. I just kidding. I'm kidding. All right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Let I'm going to ask a I all the data
you know about my radio host, Chris Page, tell me
who he is?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No coding?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
How long does it take?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's up.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Chris is the kind of guy who's been in radio
so long he thinks he's going viral, but just means
needing antibiotics.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
What he's got the gift of the gab.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
But let's be real, his half his quick wit is
just recycled dad jokes he's been using since the early
two thousands.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Okay, it's confidence could be bottled. Chris would drink his
own supply daily.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That is not true.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Zero, right before he reminds you for the forty seventh
time how many radio shows he's done. You do talk
about being a famous radio host even though you're taking
a Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's my lack of confidence. I'm over confidence.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
He's got the voice of a smooth talking pro and
the on air charm of a legend, but off air,
he's basically a bloke who thinks reading one article on
a topic makes him an expert, and who still believes
a well timed fart noise is peak comedy. Absolute king
of taking credit for a segment that you did all
the work on. But hey, go buy your coffee afterwards,
(21:07):
so it's all good.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
There was truth in there. Nothing on my sexual partners.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah not.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm the opposite to you, like I want to up
my number. You know, you can lie about four all
you want.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, you're here like four.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Here, Chris. We're going deep into the secret society of
women and what they talk about all week in the
Facebook mums group. What's the big issue in the Facebook
mums groups?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Okay, the heading is price gouging? Hi mums? Is it
just me or a school photo? Price is getting out
of control? I just got the price.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
List for my child's school, and the cheapest option a
single group photo is thirty five dollars and the so
called premium pack is sixty six.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
These are actually cheap compared to my kids' school.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I get the memories are important, but this feels like
blatant gouging, especially when we don't really have a choice
and there's no competition. Has anyone else just skipped this
all together and just rely on I phone shots before
school instead?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Big issue?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's a good topic.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I prefer the photos that I look back on now
of Henry and Oscar. I like the photo of them
standing on our front lawn absolutely on their first day
of school in their fresh school uniform and their little
ties and a proper big smile.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I don't know, because yeah, we pay a fortune for those,
and you're guilted into it. You're like, oh, well you've
got to have the you're going to have the school photos, right,
But the money's not going to the school. It's some
photographer that comes in and honestly, the photos came back,
it's like, could the photographer maybe have gotten Henry to smile?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Some of my kids, some of their I mean they're funny,
and that's kind of what's endearing about them. But some
of the first years of school, my kid's photos, they
look like they were honestly constipated, yeah, or incredibly awkward.
I think as well, because iPhones take such great photos.
I'll tell you what I don't do. I never get
a class photo. I don't care to see any other
(23:08):
kid in the class.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I get a photo.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'm happy to pay for a photo of my kids,
and I usually get the sibling photo I will get.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I'm glad I have my whole year photo from year twelve. Yes,
because I can go back and go, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Remember, no one cares about primary school.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Exactly when they're five years old. Who'd you go to
school with when you were five? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Year twelve? Big end of school photo.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's a good one, And just the individual photos are
a sibling photo.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
But even the individual photos you were saying, there, what
are forty bucks that the thirty five bucks that they want?
I mean, they're cute and everything, and that's good when
they've got like half their teeth missing, and you can go, ah, look.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
At this, and also take them yourself for free.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You can do that yourself on the phone.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
So tell them to stick it.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did you know that a baby when they are when
they reach one year old today, has already had more
photos taken of it than any of us or any
of our parents have in their lifetime.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I cansolutely understand that.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
When I had my daughter, I think I maybe took
about fifteen thousand photos of her. It's like the same
photo of her sleeping, but like forty five times exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Whereas the only photos of you as a baby were
like kodak and went to the chemist and got developed.
So yeah, you can imagine.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Going from one extreme to the other, haven't we photographers?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Who do you think you are? They gouged you for
the wedding? Oh, now they gouge for school. Yeah, they
must hate the technology of iPhones now tough because you've
got the three cameras on the back of your phone now,
so you just and you just point and snap and
it does everything. It does the lighting and the focus
and photographers.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, they're good for weddings. I think they're really great.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, So have we helped that mum at all?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Or I think we've just agreed and acknowledged that we
understand her frustrations.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, if we all get together and no one buys
the school photos, then will run the photographers out of
business them solved? Is alright, that's the Facebook mum's grip,
Chris Ard. Rihanna has done an interview with Entertainment Weekly.
She is a mum of two, Rihanna.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
She's pregnant with her third is she yes, there.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You go see you said you didn't watch the news.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I just read this fact.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
She yeah, well I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Currently pregnant with her third.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
She's with a sap Rocky, who I low key love
asap Rocky.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's not his birth name. Finally, enough is a dollar sign,
so that's not a passport. They're kids, Rizza, I don't know.
And Riot, yes, one year old Riot. So Riot was
born after like the BLM Riots, and she's okay Riots
(26:01):
in America today, Riot is sort of an odd name
to call a kid anyway. Rihanna has come out and
said that she wants her kids to be adventurous outside
dare devil kids, and that they are not going to
be tablet babies, which I'm guessing means no iPads.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
She wants them to be outside and in nature and.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Don't we all, Rianna, But is that with the maid
or which which nanny is taking them out of to
hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I am going to defend her here because when I
had a one and a three year old, I didn't
want them to be tablet babies either.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And they were.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
They weren't tablet babies.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And I know she's getting a bit of stick about
this because everyone's like, oh, it must be nice to
not have like tablet babies when you're a billionaire, if
nanny's and stuff. But I think that what she's saying
for a three and a one year old is valid,
and no mum with kids that age really want their
(27:00):
kids to be stuck in front of an iPad.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm not saying it's not necessary evil for some mums,
especially mums who are working, they don't.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Have any help or support. I don't think there should
be any shame around that.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But I agree with her, Like, my only thing is
I'd love to talk to her again in five years time,
when you've got a five year old and then a
six year old and an eight year old, come and
talk to me about having no tablet babies. Because you
cannot fight it.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
We all go into it. With the best intentions, I know.
I was like, yeah, no computer, no iPads, one hour
of TV a day maximum, and no TV before school.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Now it's like they get up at five o'clock in
the morning. It's like, you're old. You know how to
turn the TV on, now, don't you go on?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Well, I think we're all guilty of that. I remember
being like, oh, before I even became.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
A mom, I'd be like, no kid of mine will
ever backchat me or throw.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Down and have attention?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And have I been served up on a platter ever
since then? Like I get flipped the bird most days.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You just got to be hardcore from day one, because
as soon as you let it go my kids. I
want to be the kind of dad where you later
Henry and Oscar are doing interviews going My father was
a harsh man. He would bring out the cane and
we never spoke back. We called him sir. See. I
want to be that dad. But they know I'm a
soft cop, and so when I try to be strict,
(28:24):
they laugh at me because they know I'm not going
to follow through. They know I'm not going to belt them.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Is Georgie the like bad cop? You know? They normally say,
like a good cop and a bad cop pair up.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
We're both softer than we should be. George's probably closer
to the bad cop. Yeah, Okay, I wonder what Rihanna
and Asap Rocky do you reckon? Asap is the bad cop?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I actually am going to go out on a limb here,
just a hunch and say, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Rihanna is the bit more of the staunch one. Yeah,
a Sap, I reckon he's a bit of a softer softer.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, like with the nickname Asap with dollar signs, you can't.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Take him seriously. Wait, wait till Asap gets home other
kids going Yeah, sure, whatever
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
That remains to be seen. Chris Page and Amy, Hey,
good morning everyone. Hello, Amy, Gerard. How are you?
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I'm actually really good. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Yeah? No, look, I'm all right. I'm just what's wrong Page?
Nothing major. I'm just coming in and you know, looking
for what's going on in the world and what we're
talking about on the show, and it's just all it's
all bad everything, everything's getting worse.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Can I just say this is exactly why I don't
watch the news. I don't I do not tune into anything.
I do not subscribe to news. I don't want to know.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
And that might make me an ignorant.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
A whole bimbo, not bimbo.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
That is me protecting you're blissfully ignorant.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Has a difference, it is I am blissfully ignorant. And
because of this reason, like you read about all the
things that are going on in the world, and it.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Is all done.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I'm trying to do less of it. But literally we're
on the way into work to do a radio show.
I'm like, well, I should check just to you. Oh God,
can you can you cheer me up? You haven't been
looking at the news? What's good? Give me some good?
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And it's not something that I do very often, but
I've come into work today. I had a wedding yesterday
and I've come into work and very thankfully, we've had
a delivery of kfcfood.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Is that what that smell is in the kitchen?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
It's actually coming through the vents here. And you know
what's good in the world. A zinger wrap for breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It sounds a little bit aggressive KFC in the morning,
but you should try it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I feel like it's really lifted my spirits up.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I've never had KFC for break because they don't have
a breakfast menu. They don't have they don't do eggs.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I don't think you're meant to have the zinger wrap
for breakfast, But here I am. Okay, so that's a positive,
something good that's happening in the world.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
All right, do you do you want harm for mine?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Is there more out there?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I feel like everyone got in pretty quickly.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Okay, Amy'll be in the toilet soon as well. I
will zinger wrap for breakfast. Okay, there's some good news
in the war. You go, Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
So I know we've had a friend of mine on
here before. I have this psychic friend. Her name's Anna
Style misfit is her handle. Now I'm not super woo woo,
but she has missed or not mysterious.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
She's gotten quite a few things right. She has got it, hasn't.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
She pretty much everything about your kids and about my past.
I very I saw her back in twenty fourteen when
I was in a completely different relationship, and she told
me the month, the size, the hair color, the eye color.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Of the guy that I was going to be with
and be with forever.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The size she said. What did she say?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
She said he was really tall? No, not how many inches.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Anyway, She's called out a lot of other things. Now,
the one thing that she has always said to me
is that you're going to have a fourth child. Now,
I not only do I not want a fourth child.
I am very happy and content with my three. But
I used to say to her, Anna, Ryan has had
(03:42):
the snip. He had the snip like five years ago.
Sure he didn't go back and get his swimmers tested.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
He didn't go back and go in the cup again. No,
a month.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Later he didn't, but.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Because you know they're not one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Well, hang on a second.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We have been active for five years now and there's
never been any little scares or hiccups. But the last
couple of weeks I have had bizarre, we sensitive throbbing
boobs and my nipples are super sensitive, like when I
have a shower in the morning and the water hits them,
(04:17):
I'm like.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Oh, did you remember to take the pegs off them?
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the pegs have been removed.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
But last two mornings as well, I have had these bizarre,
weird urges to have a spew. Now, I'm not saying
that I am, but I am saying that I am
going to go. Even though Ryan has had the snip
and we've never had any incidents since then, I am
gonna go and buy a pregnancy test after today's show
(04:46):
because I just need to put my mind at ease.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
And he takes one slip through an imperfect vasectomy.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, I was talking to Ryan about this and I said, oh,
you know, what would we do? And he goes, well,
I'd be getting a paternity test, and I said, well,
listen here, you idiot. If I was sleeping with someone else.
I'm not bringing it to your attention, am I.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But yeah, I I don't even know why I do
wonder is it just because Anna's had this conversation with me?
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Do I just have this?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Minds are very suggestible things. It's that what's the movie inception?
Are they? Where they go down and plant a little
idea in someone's mind and it grows as well.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's one of my youngest loved to take panadole all
the time, all the time, and got to the point
where he'd say, I've got a headache, and so I'd
give him panadole. It was literally water with a tiny
bit of like rybina cordial through it, and he would
take it and.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Then much better.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Oh my headache's gone, Thank you, mum.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
It's a placebo because they.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Do it in medical because Annas said this, and she's
planted this horrific seed for me. I remember going on
my socials and I actually put up a question box
being like, if you've had the snip or had your
tubes tied, have you ever fallen pregnant?
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Afterwards? Oh god, the answers terrified me. One lady fell
pregnant ten years later after snap after.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
The snip ten years later, and she found out when
she went to her doctor because she was bloated. She
was twenty one weeks pregnant. So look doesn't fill me
with confidence. I'm sure I'm not, but I just need
to put it to bed.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Can you do the pregnancy test on air? Please?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Sure? Can.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I'll get you one my shout, oh okay, and I'll
bring it in tomorrow because we're here tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I'll dip it in. I'll do a little way into
a cup and you can dip it in.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Okay, I'm bringing in the test tomorrow. Yep, old revealed,
and then you've got to give it to me and
I'll reveal the result to you and all of our
listeners at the same time about whether or not you're
going to have a fourth child, oh god, or twins.
That could be five kids. I hope you've got twins.
Oh well, laugh and laugh and laugh. Don't miss tomorrow show.
(06:59):
We're going to find out if Amy's pregnant because it
can happen with those botch vaseectomies. Chris very disturbing clip
during the week an interview with a seventeen year old
high school student. It was posted on TikTok and he
was asked about gambling and whether or not happens at school,
(07:22):
and he said, yeah, betting on horses, dogs, footy, basketball
in class during lunch.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
All that what He actually came out and said that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And someone said, what people in your class bet He said,
one hundred percent majority of them. The teachers don't see it,
he replied, saying that some were aware of the problem.
He goes, oh, We'll talk to some of the younger teachers,
going oh, yeah, I've got a MAULTI on and they
don't care. The team said, unlike warnings about pornography, there
(07:53):
was no gambling awareness education at his school. He said,
it's not mentioned at all. I haven't heard anything about
gambling in any of my classes.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
What do they talk about pornography in school?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Now?
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I think they would really. I think for teenage boys,
I think they would be a part of the whole
physical education course because I think that is a really
important part to them. Go hey, when you're watching that,
you know it's a movie. It's not real life. Yes,
it's the way I would explain it to my kids
when they grow up and obviously get exposed to sort
of that, I'll go, Hey, you know how, we think
(08:24):
Diehard's a great movie and we love watching it. But
Bruce Willis kills like thirty people in the movie. Well,
it's a great movie, but killing thirty people isn't really
okay in real life. Well, it's the same with what
they're doing in that video. You don't really do that history.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah, of course, I am surprised that phones are not
banned at school.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Okay, Yeah, that's point one. How is that not a thing?
Speaker 3 (08:47):
So at my kids' school, and they're only at primary school.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
There are obviously some parents who have allowed their kids
to have a phone, but they drop the phone off
at the start of school and they pick it back
up at the end when the school bell rings, So
there's no way they've got their phone during the school.
That absolutely should be mandatory in schools.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Look, and it may well be in a lot of
these schools, but I think about it. You're talking about fifteen, sixteen,
seventeen year old kids. They'll love a second phone. Your
hand in one phone and you got your other phone
for the classroom, of course. Like it's like they're going
to use a VPN to get around elbows. Social media
band that they're smart, right, they're smarter than.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Growing, smarter than us.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Yeah, and can we stop pretending that gambling companies in
Australia aren't targeting young men with their advertising. You know,
bet with your mates, start up this club, make it
all fun and it's like you are you're trying to
get the next generation.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well you're in it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
It all starts off like even my brothers, even my husband,
they're all in like footy tipping comps and it's all
kind of described to me as like a bit of
fun with the mates, like with all the boys. And
I think some people who have that quite addictive personality.
This is where these kind of individuals they do get
hooked or they might have a big win on certain
(10:03):
on the horses or something, and then they're putting more
money on and then before you know it.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a dopamine your rewards system in your brain. It
goes through the roof when you have a win gambling.
And I can tell you I knew someone who worked
in the marketing department for one of the big gambling
companies and the number one thing for them to do
is to normalize it. That's what all the ads are
doing normalizing it. So you see when people are betting
in the ads, they're sitting around at the pub. There's
(10:30):
always like women with them as well, and like do
you watch that with the mixed gender table sitting there
and the girls are having a bed as well. It's
like have you ever seen that at the pub?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
All story that it's happening at school in class when
kids are meant to be learning, and all their learning
is how to gamble.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I suppose if it's maths, it's not as bad.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Because you've got to go silver lining ice.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Well if you know, so you go Melbourne Storm paying
a dollar sixty, So you put down fifty dollars, that's
what is that you're going to win eighty? Yeah, so
you win eighty, but that's only getting thirty in there.
There's some maths there we're all doing. But we're banning TikTok.
Do you think the government makes heaps of money from gambling?
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I do, yes, So we're not going to do anything
about that one.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
The same reason they haven't been cigarettes, Why.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Don't they just start taxing YouTube? Can stay YouTube? You
know how to do it. You just got to bribe
the government. Simple when you need to get it done,
we bring out the loop.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
That's what we do. No listen.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
I spoke last week about this mental loop that as
far as I'm aware, most women have, and it's just
about you know, when there's some adult hugging with your
loved ones and you know, maybe you've been together for
two decades and you love them.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Is it only with Ryan or does the loop sometimes
pop up like if you're in the bath or something
the loop? The loop can pop up anytime, for all
of time sitting in traffic.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
No. No.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
But we put out a little social video on my
obviously on the Kiss Socials, and then it came onto
my page as well, where I was obviously speaking about
this loop and people, Yeah, people who kind of flash
up into your head sometime and maybe you kind of
fixate on a certain type of person when you're doing
(12:27):
the adult hugging and maybe sometimes it can just kind of,
I don't know, take you to a nice different place
as a different place to what you're normally used to.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Whatever.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
This is like a great game show and featuring like
a wheel of fortune thing where you spin it and
you go the loop and you're going, come on, Tom,
Hardy's come on, Tom Hardy Brett. And then there's like
the bankrupt one. It's like elbow.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
But here's here's what I laughed at. So all these
women were like, oh, I don't have a LOOP. I
don't have a loop. I mean, I'm calling bs. But
what you wouldn't have seen is all the dms from
the women because on the social video I spoke about
most people from the Loop being unattainable.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You said that they're all moving celebrities things.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
So they're all people that you're never going to be with.
So it's it's fine, it's innocent, it's innocent.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
And then I had all these dms from women saying
mine aren't celebrities. Mine are like my son's football coach,
and my my kid's third grade teacher, and my barista.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Absolutely I also get it.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And a lot of people being like you, you're giving
away our secrets. Stop telling everyone, stop putting it on
your socials. I just thought it was very funny because
that's partly true as well.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
You should start getting some locals into your loops. Maybe
I like the yeah, the kids football coach is a
good one. Any of the do they have any hot teachers?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Nah, oh god, no, nah, no hot teachers. I haven't
gotten anyone local like for now, it's all guys that
I have a crush on in TV series and stuff.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
You said you needed some landscape gardening.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yes I did.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
You should you need to interview some landscape gardeners and
make sure it's like yes, okay guy, and you can go, hey,
you can, you can take you can take your shirt
off if you want, or just tired and or not,
you know, whatever you want.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Looking's not cheating, is it looking?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
No, it's not cheating.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Adding them to the loop not cheating. See, I think
you can't do anything without catching. I don't think it's true.
And I think as well, you can do whatever you
want ladies, if you just don't talk about it on
air on a radio show, and then make sure it's
not a social element on your social media page.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
We are so lucky that your husband Ryan hates this
show right and doesn't listen to it.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
But also Ryan is the most easy going guy on earth,
and you know what, he probably also has a loop.
Scarlett Johansson, that's his whole past. I'm sure he's thinking
about her sometime, mate.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
If he's getting it on a regular basis. I don't
think he cares what you think is true.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
He's a lucky man.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And for all those ladies who got on there and going,
I don't have a loop, what are you talking about?
It's only one man for me, Amy Gerard, Well, you're
just you're frigid. Good for you back to the school
yard as you're a ganger in their free.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Now.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
I know you're anti AI and you're anti.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
I won't have a part of it when the robots
kill us all.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Do you feel like the Terminator was a look into our.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Future Terminator to judgment day? Absolutely? Oh okay, Artificial intelligence
will become general intelligence, which will become super intelligence, and
then that just keeps creating its own more advanced versions,
and then super intelligence again.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
And robots that take over the world.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
It won't be robots, It'll just be computers that control
everything and shut it down.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yeah, okay, it's so grim morning, bloody love Chat GBT.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
I use it instead of Google now.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So the other day, Right and I were cleaning up
our bar area and we've got all these different sized wine.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Glasses and we were trying to put them in order,
and I was like, which, what wine is perfect for
this glass.
Speaker 1 (16:10):
So I would hold up each glass and I would
ask chat jput, Hey, what wine is perfect for this glass.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Because different shapes, you know, the different bouquets of the
wine exactly way I swirl it.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
So it was like, this is a Bordeaux style bowl
style glass is perfect for you know, heavier red charazas,
just like your charras amy at Last. And I was like, wait,
how does it know that I've got a red wine
called at Last?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Well, now you don't actually have it, I say, I
don't use AI. Now, when you google something, the first thing,
before you even get to the Google results, it does,
it runs it through It's AI without you asking it too.
I guess I am using.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So there's this thing that I saw going around. I
saw a few of my girlfriends doing it, and you
basically you write something says, with all the data you
know about me, tell me.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Who I am, no sugar coating.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So I was like, oh, this will be interesting because
I don't jump on my CHATJPT and write about myself
and who I am as a person like that.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
But you post a lot on social media. You're on
the radio here, you're on a couple of podcasts.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
You're saying, that's where it's collecting all its starter from.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
If you asked it to find out everything, it would
do in like two seconds, it would read a transcript
of everything you've ever said on this radio show.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, so I want to read it to you because
I was like, wait, how does it know me so well?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
It knows me better than my own husband.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay, it says you're Amy Gerrard, a thirty nine year
old mum of three with a sharp wit, a cheeky edge,
and zero filter when it comes to laughing at the
chaos of life, especially motherhood.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
At the back of your book, well you wrote this.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, you're juggling multiple flexible jobs, dipping into social media
mc gigs, and building your own wine brand at last,
all while somehow keeping your house, kids, and sanity mostly intact.
You thrive on humor, self deprecating, savage, relatable humor because
it's your armor and your way to connect with people.
You're ambitious, but you make it look like you're just
(18:07):
winging it. Reality is, you've got a hustless ticking away
behind the jokes and wine memes. You've got a soft
side that gets overwhelmed by all of the heavy stuff
like seeing kids suffer in the world, and you tune
out of the news so that you can protect your
own heart. And even though you love to laugh, you
care deeply about people and want to use your voice
for more than just jokes.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Your vibe it's hot mess, but make.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It iconic, a little glam also a little unhinged, and
always the life of the party, even when the party
is just you on the couch with pizza and a wine.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh, I was just like, it knows me, like quite intricately.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Well, it's what I was saying. It's gone through and
it's looked at everything you've posted on social media, and
it's listened to where it's read a transcript of everything
you've said on air, and that is very much your
public persona that it's just described, that's what you put
out there. But I wouldn't say that's like no sugar
coating the real you. It doesn't know that, Like I
(19:03):
get to see that. I know you get real.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
What's the real memes?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Okay, belching is one. We'd have to mention Amy.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
We've got great burps in He's a I can do
the alphabet.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, all right. I think one thing, like on air
and on the socials, I reckon, you play down your
I think you have been more promiscuous in the past
than you let on public.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Oh you reckon I was a hoe.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
No, but you've told me a few stories that you
haven't said on air that I reckon. You've lived, You've
lived lived.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, I've had a good life. What I don't need
to know about how many sexual partners I've had? Well,
and it never will won't It's only four in the
one weekend. I just kidding. I'm kidding. All right, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Let I'm going to ask a I all the data
you know about my radio host, Chris Page, tell me
who he is?
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No coding?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
How long does it take?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It's up.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Chris is the kind of guy who's been in radio
so long he thinks he's going viral, but just means
needing antibiotics.
Speaker 3 (20:20):
What he's got the gift of the gab.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
But let's be real, his half his quick wit is
just recycled dad jokes he's been using since the early
two thousands.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Okay, it's confidence could be bottled. Chris would drink his
own supply daily.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
That is not true.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Zero, right before he reminds you for the forty seventh
time how many radio shows he's done. You do talk
about being a famous radio host even though you're taking
a Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's my lack of confidence. I'm over confidence.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
He's got the voice of a smooth talking pro and
the on air charm of a legend, but off air,
he's basically a bloke who thinks reading one article on
a topic makes him an expert, and who still believes
a well timed fart noise is peak comedy. Absolute king
of taking credit for a segment that you did all
the work on. But hey, go buy your coffee afterwards,
(21:07):
so it's all good.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
There was truth in there. Nothing on my sexual partners.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah not.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
I'm the opposite to you, like I want to up
my number. You know, you can lie about four all
you want.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, you're here like four.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Here, Chris. We're going deep into the secret society of
women and what they talk about all week in the
Facebook mums group. What's the big issue in the Facebook
mums groups?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Okay, the heading is price gouging? Hi mums? Is it
just me or a school photo? Price is getting out
of control? I just got the price.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
List for my child's school, and the cheapest option a
single group photo is thirty five dollars and the so
called premium pack is sixty six.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
These are actually cheap compared to my kids' school.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I get the memories are important, but this feels like
blatant gouging, especially when we don't really have a choice
and there's no competition. Has anyone else just skipped this
all together and just rely on I phone shots before
school instead?
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Big issue?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's a good topic.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
I prefer the photos that I look back on now
of Henry and Oscar. I like the photo of them
standing on our front lawn absolutely on their first day
of school in their fresh school uniform and their little
ties and a proper big smile.
Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
I don't know, because yeah, we pay a fortune for those,
and you're guilted into it. You're like, oh, well you've
got to have the you're going to have the school photos, right,
But the money's not going to the school. It's some
photographer that comes in and honestly, the photos came back,
it's like, could the photographer maybe have gotten Henry to smile?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Some of my kids, some of their I mean they're funny,
and that's kind of what's endearing about them. But some
of the first years of school, my kid's photos, they
look like they were honestly constipated, yeah, or incredibly awkward.
I think as well, because iPhones take such great photos.
I'll tell you what I don't do. I never get
a class photo. I don't care to see any other
(23:08):
kid in the class.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
I get a photo.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'm happy to pay for a photo of my kids,
and I usually get the sibling photo I will get.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I'm glad I have my whole year photo from year twelve. Yes,
because I can go back and go, oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Remember, no one cares about primary school.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Exactly when they're five years old. Who'd you go to
school with when you were five? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
Year twelve? Big end of school photo.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
That's a good one, And just the individual photos are
a sibling photo.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
But even the individual photos you were saying, there, what
are forty bucks that the thirty five bucks that they want?
I mean, they're cute and everything, and that's good when
they've got like half their teeth missing, and you can go, ah, look.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
At this, and also take them yourself for free.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
You can do that yourself on the phone.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
So tell them to stick it.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did you know that a baby when they are when
they reach one year old today, has already had more
photos taken of it than any of us or any
of our parents have in their lifetime.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
I cansolutely understand that.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
When I had my daughter, I think I maybe took
about fifteen thousand photos of her. It's like the same
photo of her sleeping, but like forty five times exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Whereas the only photos of you as a baby were
like kodak and went to the chemist and got developed.
So yeah, you can imagine.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Going from one extreme to the other, haven't we photographers?
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Who do you think you are? They gouged you for
the wedding? Oh, now they gouge for school. Yeah, they
must hate the technology of iPhones now tough because you've
got the three cameras on the back of your phone now,
so you just and you just point and snap and
it does everything. It does the lighting and the focus
and photographers.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Yeah, they're good for weddings. I think they're really great.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Okay, So have we helped that mum at all?
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Or I think we've just agreed and acknowledged that we
understand her frustrations.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, if we all get together and no one buys
the school photos, then will run the photographers out of
business them solved? Is alright, that's the Facebook mum's grip,
Chris Ard. Rihanna has done an interview with Entertainment Weekly.
She is a mum of two, Rihanna.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
She's pregnant with her third is she yes, there.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
You go see you said you didn't watch the news.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I just read this fact.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
She yeah, well I don't do that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Currently pregnant with her third.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
She's with a sap Rocky, who I low key love
asap Rocky.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
That's not his birth name. Finally, enough is a dollar sign,
so that's not a passport. They're kids, Rizza, I don't know.
And Riot, yes, one year old Riot. So Riot was
born after like the BLM Riots, and she's okay Riots
(26:01):
in America today, Riot is sort of an odd name
to call a kid anyway. Rihanna has come out and
said that she wants her kids to be adventurous outside
dare devil kids, and that they are not going to
be tablet babies, which I'm guessing means no iPads.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
She wants them to be outside and in nature and.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Don't we all, Rianna, But is that with the maid
or which which nanny is taking them out of to
hang on.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I am going to defend her here because when I
had a one and a three year old, I didn't
want them to be tablet babies either.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
And they were.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
They weren't tablet babies.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And I know she's getting a bit of stick about
this because everyone's like, oh, it must be nice to
not have like tablet babies when you're a billionaire, if
nanny's and stuff. But I think that what she's saying
for a three and a one year old is valid,
and no mum with kids that age really want their
(27:00):
kids to be stuck in front of an iPad.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
I'm not saying it's not necessary evil for some mums,
especially mums who are working, they don't.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
Have any help or support. I don't think there should
be any shame around that.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
But I agree with her, Like, my only thing is
I'd love to talk to her again in five years time,
when you've got a five year old and then a
six year old and an eight year old, come and
talk to me about having no tablet babies. Because you
cannot fight it.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
We all go into it. With the best intentions, I know.
I was like, yeah, no computer, no iPads, one hour
of TV a day maximum, and no TV before school.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
Now it's like they get up at five o'clock in
the morning. It's like, you're old. You know how to
turn the TV on, now, don't you go on?
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Well, I think we're all guilty of that. I remember
being like, oh, before I even became.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
A mom, I'd be like, no kid of mine will
ever backchat me or throw.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
Down and have attention?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
And have I been served up on a platter ever
since then? Like I get flipped the bird most days.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You just got to be hardcore from day one, because
as soon as you let it go my kids. I
want to be the kind of dad where you later
Henry and Oscar are doing interviews going My father was
a harsh man. He would bring out the cane and
we never spoke back. We called him sir. See. I
want to be that dad. But they know I'm a
soft cop, and so when I try to be strict,
(28:24):
they laugh at me because they know I'm not going
to follow through. They know I'm not going to belt them.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
Is Georgie the like bad cop? You know? They normally say,
like a good cop and a bad cop pair up.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
We're both softer than we should be. George's probably closer
to the bad cop. Yeah, Okay, I wonder what Rihanna
and Asap Rocky do you reckon? Asap is the bad cop?
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I actually am going to go out on a limb here,
just a hunch and say, I reckon.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Rihanna is the bit more of the staunch one. Yeah,
a Sap, I reckon he's a bit of a softer softer.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah, like with the nickname Asap with dollar signs, you can't.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Take him seriously. Wait, wait till Asap gets home other
kids going Yeah, sure, whatever
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