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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yes, sir, I'll talk.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Let's go. Let's good morning. That remains to be seen
Chris Page and Amy's right, Good morning everyone, early sunshine,
Happy Sunday, Happy Sunday. I have some great news for you. Amy,
what the foot he's back. I know all them you're
(00:27):
going to lose your husband. But actually that's very sexist
to say women do yes.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
But to be honest, my husband has been counting down
the hours.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Yes, huge, he's a die hard Paramatta Eels fan. So sorry.
In advance for this season. Yeah, AFL's back as well.
Later this week. You got Brisbane Geelong on Thursday, Swaney's
Hawthorn Friday night. It's all back. But the Rugby League
is kicking off in Vegas today.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yeah, Why are.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
They in Vegas?
Speaker 4 (00:56):
Makes no sense.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Last couple of years they've done the season launch, couple
of games in Vegas at Allegiance Stadium. It's one of
the world's great stadiums. The Super Bowl was there. It's
just to hype up the start of the game and
they're trying to sell it to Americans. Yeah, in that
they go, look no pads, no helmets, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Yeah, look how tough we are in Australia.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Well, in American football they are pretty padded and melb
it up and the American's like these arsies are crazy.
Look at him just running. Have you been to Vegas?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I've never been to Vegas. You got I might do
it for my fortieth.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
You're a Vegas girl, I am.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I love dancing and pool parties.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Right lights, right light, big parties.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And of course a few of the Rugby League players
got into a fight and there was a thing with
an inflatable baseball bat as well. I mean, you know,
well done to the nrlevant. You know you're flying a
bunch of guys with room temperature IQs to Vegas and
letting him fill themselves up. What could possibly Corse is
going to run smoothly now it's gone pretty well. So
you've got a couple of games on today from Vegas.
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If you're into the rugby League, enjoy that as well. Cool,
don't worry last footy chat for the show, I promise, okay.
Amy Gerarda is a Pooh story coming.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Up in three k It's not my Pooh story.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Though, eha. Yeah, no one's going anywhere. Kyle's going to
join us as well. Kyle Sandalands hanging out Chris. She's
a big Trump fan. Selena Gomez she is not. She
loves the Donald.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
She most certainly doesn't. So I was at a caravan
park on the weekend. Big Four, you know those Big Four,
They're like it, it's like kids Paradise.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I do.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I'd imagine there's a million kids and you just get
to sit there and drink your wine. Often, yeah, I think.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
That's exactly what we do.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
And one of them was telling us a story and
it was so good that I was like, I have
to share this on radio.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Everyone has a Pooh story, right, yep. This lady in.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Particular, it was her sister. They'd gone to a national
park and they'd parked their car. It was a big
twenty minute walk down to where the water is. They'd
got down there and the sister said, Hey, I busting.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
For a poo and I'm guessing the toilets back up
at the car park a national park.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
And my girlfriend's gone, well, I'm not going with you,
and she goes, oh, hold it. And then the whole
day passes six hours later and the sister is like
keeled over in pain because there's all.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
This trapped she's held it that long.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, right, She's like, I can't hold it any longer,
and my girlfriend's gone, oh, it's too late, Like just
get in the water.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
You know.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Surfers poo in the water, and.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, they call it an aqua bog.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I'm really struggling to understand the concept.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I just don't think I could ever do that.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The maneuvering in water while treading water and getting help
your wet suit down and off. Though for the surfers
there would be a there'd be a skill to it.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Anyway, this girl didn't have a wet suit on, but
she did remove her pants, and because she had held
onto this humongous turd for so long, when it was
coming out, it broken.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Up into lumps and it was bubbling to the surface.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
So you talk about aqua bob There was apparently like
twenty of them, and they were like bobbling.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
One just like it.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Must it must have been like little rabbit poos or
something like that. I don't understand why it was all
broken up, but I don't know if I actually don't
know if she'd held it for so long that it
turned I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I don't know I'm not a door.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
My girlfriend's cacking up and almost drowning because she was
just seeing all these bubbles, knowing that they were pooh particles.
And then she goes, oh, my god, and she points
to the left and there's two scuba times, not scuba divers,
snorklers with the big goggles on and the big shaft
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that goes up under the water.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
But they're duck diving, you know how.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
They duck dive under the water, and they come up
and then they go and they blow the water out
of their little scuba chimney down the peris, and they
all started free. The two girls, the two sisters started
freaking out.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
She's got her.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Pants around her ankle, so she's pulling up her pants
as my girlfriend starts cupping each little aquard turd and.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Trying to disintegrate it in the water, because she was like,
if I.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Disintegrate it and smudge it in between my clenched fist.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Maybe they won't know.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Maybe they won't take a load of turd down their
aqua chimney, maybe a little bit in the mouth and
then blow it out. Anyway, she's gone back onto the
beach and her husband's gone what on earth is that smell?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And she's looked.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Down and it's all in between her fingers and underneath
her nail.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Like that's an epic Pooh story.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Though, I'd love to hear from snorklers. Have they ever
come face to face with I reckon?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
People who do a lot of snorkeling would have seen
some amazing things.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
You know, when someone's in the water and like they
think they're alone and then boom, there's a snorkler behind you.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There's sneaky snorklers. Yes, you never know where they are.
Chris processed food.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I have so much of it in my house.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Twenty years ago, the average person's trolley was made up
of like seventy eighty percent of fresh fruit, fresh vegetables,
and then a few little snacks here and there. And
now it's the polar opposite. It's like thirty percent fresh
fruit and veggies and the rest is all processed stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Do you know that?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
When Chappelle Corby got released from the Indonesian jail twenty
years in jail, they asked her when she got back
to Australia. She'd been back about a week. They said,
what's the biggest difference you've noticed? In twenty years, she said,
plastic the amount of plastic in the supermarket when you
go shopping, she goes, apples are wrapped in plastic. Everything's
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wrapped in plastic. That's what Chappelle Corby said, after twenty years,
and in Indonesian jail, why are we now wrapping fruit
in plastic? It happened slowly because so we didn't notice.
Chappelle Corby noticed.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Anyway, I've come across this app.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
It's a blessing and a curse because I went through
my entire pantry of all the stuff that I feed
my kids and it's pretty dire.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
So you just scan the barcode and this app goes right.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
The thing is well, it's broken up into Yeah, it's
broken up into four components, so it either comes up
as bad, poor, good, or great. And it's funny because
even the things that I thought were super healthy, like
like veggie chips that I get from the health food aisle,
how dare.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
They lie to me?
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Good?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So much of it is in the name, like Henry
loves his protein bars, because can I have a protein bar?
You mean a chocolate bar with cocoa macheane bar? And
the fruit rolls, the fruit roll ups. No, no, no,
they're they're like the pastry one fruit bars, fruit bars.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, because that's the word fruit in.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
It can look up some of these things. Well, first
give it a test.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Here.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Let me give you my I've got my sparkling mineral
water over here. Okay, give that a give that a
scan on the app because surely.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Okay, oh, a hundred out of one hundred, Yes, that
is excellent.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Wow, that's really good. You should just drink that or
more often. But I drink okay.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
And for example, this popcorn I brought some in for
my So popcorn is actually good as well, so cobs
natural popcorn.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So basically what it does is it breaks down all
the ingredients for you and then it gives you the
positives versus the negatives.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
So you'll scan a lot of things and they'll come
up poor.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It'll just mean sometimes it'll be too high in sugars,
too high in carbs or whatever. What I was told
that you want to look out for is the additives.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
So they're preservatives and chemicals for flavor, fake flavors, fake sugar.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
It also told me that brown rice is bad and
that can't be right. But also my brown rice is
the one that you put in the microwave.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Can we do a few lunch box staples? Because I
want to know what I put it in the lunchboxes.
Let me get some of these up on my phone
because I'll go to the barcode and you can scan it.
Right here we go muslely bars that I give my
kid all the time. Here I've got when can you
scan the musley bars?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
So musically bars, They've come in poor okay, because it's
saying a little bit too high saturated fats and a
little bit too high in calories, which as kids we
don't care about. It has brought up some additives, but
like I said, it kind of breaks down the additives.
So it's come up with moderate risk, limited risk, and
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risk free additives. So the moderate ones aren't as bad.
You want to avoid anything that says high risk.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Okay. Next, so it's poor, it's not the worst.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I've got here the buck over it?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
The rice crackers? Soar? Or I actually get the cheapy
aldi cheese? I think hang on probably all the same.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
No, what flavor do you get? Do you get like
h or right?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I lick the cheese flavor. I sit in the car licking.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
No, they are good. Seventy two out of one hundred.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Good.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The only negative is that they're a little bit bit.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Carbi rice crackers.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Yeah, tick the way to go?
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
What else?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
My wife, I've got vegamite?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Here?
Speaker 2 (09:59):
Can you scan this? My wife slathers this on a toast,
I mean a disgusting amount. And now that the boys,
Henry and Oscar are both into vegamince.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I love veggiemite too.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Hang on, they say, it's what is it? Vitamin B?
They go, it's full of vitamin B vegimite.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Veggie might wow a wild zero out of one hundred.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
It is very bad. It contains additives.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
It's far too fatty, too much salt, and also a
little bit too sweet.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
No good, it has it.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
And what it does on this app is it also
offers you a recommendation of like something that's better.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Don't say marmite. I'm not eating that.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
No, no, no, there are no recommendation.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Oh there's just no. Just don't spread black crap on
your toast.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
It's so good though, so salty.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
All right, what's the name of this app? So people
can go through their pantry and get depressed.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
But it's called yuka hy u k a y uka.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
If you want that app or if you just prefer
to be blissfully ignorant to be, it's also good your
way through all those chemicals and you can do that too,
a spye, Chris, Let's go into the secret Society and
find out what the gals have been gabbing about this
week in the Facebook mums group.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 3 (11:16):
Hey, a mum has written in she needs some help
single mums. She said, Hey, awkward one. I've been seeing
someone for about five months now and things are going
really well, like he's the best I've ever had in
so many ways. But I'm stuck on when is the
right time to bring it up with my ex and
the kids? How and when do I approach that conversation
without it turning into a drama.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
And then obviously there's the kids.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I don't want to confuse them and shock them that
I've so called replaced their dad.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Well that's what yeah, there is right.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
There is a lot of sneaking around right now and
keeping things quiet.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Literally, how should I handle this big issue? I feel
like we.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Just need to preface this segment by saying that Chris
and I are not experts in this field.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Okay, firstly, the old ex husband, it depends whether or
not he's seeing someone else. If he hasn't moved on,
if he's lonely and living like Millhouse's dad or just
pining after you spinster complex in a racing car bed,
then maybe don't tell him yet. But if he's happily
moved on with a twenty six year old stripper, then
tell him.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I have a girlfriend of mine who's a single mum,
and she was told by a psychologist that you should
never even entertain introducing kids to another guy for the
first six months. Okay, I think mainly to protect the
kids and also just to be sure that he's sticking around,
because the last thing you want to do is be
introducing them and then they take a hike or you realize,
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oh he's actually not that great, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
So you kind of got to make sure that he's
a sure thing.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Well, she said five months and she sounds pretty months.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
And sure, yeah, she wrote, He's the best I've ever had.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
So he's obviously doing sleepovers, but I.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
Mean, sure Yeah, I'd be a real tricky one because
I think to myself. She On the other foot, Let's
say my husband and I split up and he wrung
me and said, hey, I'm seeing someone.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I would I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Sweet, But I hate the idea of another woman being
around my kids.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I know that in the marital bed.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Oh no, that wouldn't happen because he would have left.
I would have kicked him out.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
I keep the bed, okay, But hypothetically, I'm guessing this, yeah,
hypothetic because the female always gets the house. This woman
is probably in the marital bed with this new man
kids around. Is that ikey? The marital bed.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
Look, it's a hard one, right, I just put myself
in that position, and I'm like, oh, I would hate
to be in that position of hearing that there's another woman,
regardless of the bed situation, but just around my other children.
But people break up all the time, marriages dissolve all
the time. I think the first step into seeing other
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people is always there's always going to be a bit
of trial and error.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Are making It also depends on like are they amicable?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Does he have kids?
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, there's many moving parts, and there's so many mitigating
circumstances here.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
We don't know how old the kids are, right, correct.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
I don't know if it was a bitter divorce or
a bitter breakup, or maybe you guys just amicably left
and a better off as friends.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
It's a hard one to answer.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Right, You know what this woman's written in and not
provided anywhere near enough detail with her issue because, as
you said, there's too many moving pasts. Yeah, we can't help. Goodbye,
Chris Amy. Our guest today needs no real introduction. You
know who it is, Kyle Sandalans. Kyle, thank you for
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coming in and hanging out on our little weekend show.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
You guys, I've listened to you and Amy over the
last few weekends. Did you guys know each other before
you started working together. It feels like this is a proper,
proper sort of situation with.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
It to absolutely not. We basically had a coffee, then
we had a lunch and that was it.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
We hit it off.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You no straight away, don't you you know in the
first five minutes and.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
What did you did you know her? Did you see
Amy and think yeah? Because there's not a lot of
us that have to work with a beauty in radio We're.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Very lucky, Kyle, you and I and.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
And Jackie not so lucky exactly.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
I was put onto her Instagram page, which I was
told was huge, and all the ladies love it, and
she does these great videos where she starts off naked. No,
I don't, and then it starts getting naked. You'd get
in a towel.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
I do. Get ready with me. It's a fashion content.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
What do you mean, get ready with you?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Where you? Did you go?
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:40):
These are the stockings all where? And or is it
just a voyeuristic way? Or do you do you talk
everyone through all? No?
Speaker 3 (15:45):
I don't even talk anyone through it. I usually just
put music over it. But I'm just piecing items of
clothing together and at the end there's a final outfit
check and that's what I'm wearing for the day.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
The girls already, aren't you?
Speaker 5 (15:56):
Girls already spending way too much time changing outfits, littlone
buying into other chicks's.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Out You know what, Women love fashion and they love
getting inspiration from the internet. I get my ins from
other people, and I mean I just pulled together looks
and if.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
People like it, then I'll link it. And then Bob's
your uncle, Paige.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Have you ever videotaped yourself getting dressed thinking I'm going
to show this to the world.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
I've never thought of that.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
You know.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
All I've done is just you know, when you catch
yourself naked in the mirror accidentally the show and you go,
oh my god, how did it get to that?
Speaker 5 (16:30):
You aren't we lucky that people fell in love with
us and married us before we turned into complete disasters?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
You know what we are.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'm still still married.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
I'm still I'm still married to Georgie.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You used to work for me to do you know that, Amy,
she was one of my slaves.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I actually did, and I heard about how you outed
their relationship on radio.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
We've got the We're going to play that coming up.
We're going to play the time sixteen years ago, almost
the day that Kyle ruined our Valentine's Day by announcing
to the world for the first time that we were
in a secret office relationship.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
I loved a secret of before Albow who ruined it? Scomo,
didn't he say no? Root Turnbull?
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Malcolm Malcolm Malcolm?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
And I thought, well, how are the rest of us
going to ever get laid if you can't root someone
at work.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
That's where we meet people. It's where you meet everyone.
Have you had those ads? There was one I think
it was might have been on your show during the week,
all about street harassment, and it's telling you and it's
the obvious stuff, like it's okay. You know, staring is
not okay. You know calling out to a woman is
not a compliment, and getting in a personal space is
not being friendly.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Haven't we known that our whole lives? And yelling out
the window that's not really, that's not what women are after.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
That's not okay. But it says you can't do that,
and it says street harassment. There's no gray area, And
I thought if anything has a gray area, it's got
to be street harassment.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Okay, what about if you circled if you saw a
real looker and you circled the block for another little perv?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Is that street harassment?
Speaker 3 (18:03):
I think as long as you're doing it like incognito,
when you're not making her feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Sure, yeah, yeah, right, So windows up, no loud music,
so glassing.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Sonny's on, Money's on, Absolutely, yeah, we don't want to
see the eyes side.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Look, ye, what I'll even do now?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
This is not a lie, even when I like when
I first started dating my missus, and this is with
everyone I've ever dated.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
You pull up at the traffic.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Lights and you're in the city where all the hotties
are usually the financial precinct. Yeah, and you're waiting at
traffic light, and you hear that all the hotties start
converging all over the I look straight ahead, and I
know the girl's looking. In the early stages, who's he
perving on? You don't perve you as a man, you
decide this is my test. I'm not looking at anyone.
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If anything, you fiddled with the radio or you, God forbid,
you ask the person you're dating, how's your days?
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sweetheart?
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Well play.
Speaker 5 (19:00):
You got to do that because girls will look for
these micro things and make these huge decisions based they'll
advance down the road. Oh he's going to be a
Cheeto's going to have his eye on everyone. I purposely
do not.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Look you, says straight ahead, and like we are noticing
even the slight turning in. And if you're following someone
as they're walking across your path, big trouble, Chris.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
We want to talk about Australian idol A little Bit,
which is back tonight seven point thirty on Channel seven.
It's the final twenty one. I loved when they surprised
you on set with your son Otto and seeing your
face light up there fatherhoods as fatherhood softened you up.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
So I've created a beast page because my son, when
he saw that on TV, he made me rewind it,
and rewind it, and rewind it. He's as big as
they love me as iron.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
He was laughing at himself.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Love.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Kids love watching themselves back on video. Like my middle child,
he loves just watching videos of him self, Like, show
me more videos of myself from the day I was
born up until now. If it's not videos, it's photos.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Have you got the birth not on videoscreen? My wife,
my child was what they called They used to call
it a C section, but now it's called the vaginal bypass.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
They by passed the vagina by dragging the child through
the like.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
The sun roof too posh to push?
Speaker 5 (20:30):
Well, now, how dare you no?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
That was what my wife did.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
She's a choice.
Speaker 5 (20:35):
She made the choice, you to not to not have
it that way because we needed because you know, I'm
very run by a high schedule. This time on that
I've got this, I've got trying to be sniffing around
waiting for with my little bag in the car. I said, listen,
let's just pick a date and harvest the child out.
She said, suits me waiter either.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
It's nice being able to pick the day because we
didn't know with our first time Henry, we didn't know
we were doing that thing. It was late, so many
two weeks. We've got two. So I've got Henry who's
seven now an Oscar who's five.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
I've got three children, all the same father.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, congratulations, I thank you, guys, thank you in this.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Pumped them all out in under three and a half years,
so that was and none of them came out of
my son.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Roof, so all the normal vaginal delivery correct.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
The third one walked out swinging a cane as he
came to.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Be honest, he's not far off.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
It was quite quite the birth a genius. How old
Otto is nearly three three?
Speaker 5 (21:40):
Yeah, from nice age. A lot of people say the
terrible twos, I've had no issues.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
I feel they put up with the bullshit either. He
knows daddy doesn't put out with the ship.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
I feel like firstborn children are all pretty chilled. I
think when they've got like one on one attention and
they don't have to fight against other siblings and stuff like. Yeah,
my daughter, my firstborn, she was like a bloody she
was like the Dalai Lama. And then I had two
sons after that, and they were like I nicknamed my
middle child but lot like the serial killer because he
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was so terrifying to her.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Weird, You're gonna have so such Every child can be
so different. Is the miracle of children.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
I suppose, are you guys done if you haven't had
the snip or anything?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
Have you? Hell? Yeah? I refuse to do poison. Its
whole life.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Well yeah, see Georgie and Amy asked why why I
want to have the snip because her husband isn't a
real man.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
He's had the snip, so he's someone's going to marry
the bea male.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
I know exactly. I look, I'm a cuck at home,
but at least I still have that. You know, I've
got something. And because I tell Georgie, one day, when
we get divorced and I get a hot, younger wife,
she's probably gonna want kids as well. And I don't
want to go look, I'm firing blanks here.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Now there's some honesty for one.
Speaker 5 (22:52):
Talking of filth, I think some of the idle contestants
are hooking up in the background as well. But I
don't dare get involved to ask questions because that's taboo.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
But that's a nice way to meet people.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Every every season these there's someone banging someone. You don't
really find out till the end.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
Do they spend a lot of time they're all in.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
The same Yeah, they're all backstage together, they're all in
hotels together, across the roads from the studio.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
It's a real little bubble of idleness.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
That makes sense. So most of them are probably single.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
They're all the weirdo singers, you know, they're all the
creative types. Are are a little bit strange.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, they're into karmaceues.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
They go do you Love Byork as well?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Oh me too, man Swandress. I never understood why I
didn't take off in Foss's.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
We got to go to a break. Kyle Sandalans is
hanging out with us this morning.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Amy.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Do you know Kyle was actually around when I met
my wife Georgie and early in the day. This is
sixteen years ago. He ruined our Valentine's Day and it
was on the air. I'm going to play that for
you next, Chris. Kyle Sandalans is here with us, hanging
out for the hour, and we were talking about hooking
up in the workplace. So I told you we'd get
(23:59):
this audio. So we've just got it here. So this
is sixteen years ago. This is at the other joint.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Do I still sound like Jiminy Cricket then, because I
used to sound really Jimmy.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Cricket is well.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
I guess we both sound a bit younger.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
And I was crispy during the day. I was doing
nine till twelvell not nine or two. So whenever Kyle
and Jack finished in the morning, I take over into
the morning music show like Gordy does here at Kiss.
But Kyle and Jack would have sometimes have a chat
to me and say what's coming up. But Kyle takes
a big interest in everything that's going on at the
station and what's going on behind the scenes and health
so might but he knows everything first. You can't keep
(24:38):
anything from Kyle. So we found out that me and Georgie,
my now wife, were having a relationship, and this is
what happened in the changeover.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Haven't you struck up a relationship with one of our staffs?
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Out of order? I'm asking, I'm sorry, fifty, I.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Don't want to leave on an awkward Is this is
this a secret? No? Well, how come everyone's freaking out?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
No, it's not a secret off the radio.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
But now it's not with dam or Jeff? Is it? No?
And it's not with.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Jackie young Love.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Throw a bit of fertilizer on it. With the thing.
Speaker 3 (25:22):
This is so embarrassing because it's so news.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Is it even actually officially?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
I found out about it yesterday?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Is it the proper? Is that the is that the
statement you'd use it? Do you refer as the boyfriend? Girlfriend?
Or too early?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
You gotta ask her?
Speaker 1 (25:37):
George?
Speaker 4 (25:38):
Yes, we do.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Have you guys consummated the relationship?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Do you really want to know.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
That one's?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Have you done? You've done the deed, but you've been there?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
Are not?
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
And well, happy Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
How romantic?
Speaker 4 (25:57):
How funny does your voice sound?
Speaker 5 (26:00):
I didn't know who was me and who was paved
here when we both hand like pre pubescent teenagers.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
There's a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
You do sound very young. Both of you.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
Yeah, you can hear the thousands of cigarettes and heaps
of joints that I've had really affected my voice.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Kyle Sandalands is here with this. We've got to go shortly,
but we haven't spoken about this big one yet. You've
had a big health scare this year. A brain aneurysm
was discovered. How's that all coming along.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
Here's the deal with the aneurism, They said needs to
be fixed straight away. They thought they'd be able to
thread in through a vein in my leg on my wrist,
but because it's such a weird shape and in a
weird spot, and it's attached to multiple different vessels, they
can't put a little coil in it like they would normally.
They said, they have to drill a hole the sides
of a drinking cup into my forehead, which is where
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it is, on the right hand side of my forehead.
And yeah, we'd get a plastic surgeon to stick you up,
but you would have quite quite the scar.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Now.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
My friend Johnny Ruffo that died of a brain cancer,
different vibe, but similar scar, and I thought that'd rather
be dead than have that. Like, I've got not a
lot of sex in us left you know what I'm
saying compared to what I used that What do you
mean you do know?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I mean you've got to I can relate. I've got
to hold onto anything.
Speaker 5 (27:21):
I've gone anything you've got now me forwards the last
final frontier and I can't have that scar. So they said,
better off because if they go in through this through
the head, I've got a bigger chance of having a
stroke just for them from the procedure. So they said,
let's monitor it for six and then twelve months because
it's small, but it's it needs needs attention. But I
(27:45):
thought they said less chance of if we do nothing
right now and monitor it than if we do anything,
your chance goes.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Up for the stroke.
Speaker 5 (27:55):
What does that mean either dead or I'm sitting in
a wheelchair with not able to commute udicate? That doesn't
neither of those sound.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
Good, especially if because still made you work out the
ten year contract.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Does that mean in like, are you just kicking it
down the curb or is it something that they can
just continue to monitor or are you saying, like six
or twelve months time you will then have to have
the surgery.
Speaker 5 (28:22):
Well, that good question, because they said they don't know
if I've had this thing for five months or thirty
five years, So if they look at it and it
hasn't changed, and they said it might harden up itself,
because the worry was that it could burst, and then
I just bleed out in the brain and that send
of story curtain's closed. It's all over, And that's horrific
to hear. You think I'll shit you a little two
(28:43):
and a half year, I'll running around and a new wife.
You think, ah, you know, there'll be a shit go
for them. But so I'm happy to take the right
advice and or the medical team. But they've all said,
let's just wait six months and then another six months,
then we'll know, Okay, it's growing or hey, it hasn't grown,
and then they'll get the right advice.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
I've got a girlfriend who actually discovered that she has
an aneurysm, and she discovered it when she was pregnant.
She was having like strokes, not strokeing fits and passing out. Yeah, men,
the strokes and passing out. She found out that she
was pregnant. They found an aneurysm in her brain. But
they have just monitored it and it has not grown
in six years.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Right, So that's.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
A great beause little or is it very tiny? And
they've measured it it's like zero point two or something
like that. And she has six monthly checkups and in
the six year window it hasn't changed size.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Well, mine's five meals.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
They said that they've had patients bleed out on a
three meal b so it's not in the clear. But
I'm at the lower end of risk considering that they'd
rather get rid of it, but it's just too hard
to get to.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Well, if it makes you feel a little bit better
about the operation. About five years ago, my mum had
the same. She had a fall in the bathroom hit
her head, so they took her in for a scan
and unrelated to that, they found a brain aneurysm and
she had the operation you're talking about. So she had
the drinking glass size in the forest. She had it
sort of the side top left side of her head.
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So she was able to wear a fringe over the
over the thing along Jim Carrey dumb and dumber fringe
pas a hideous scar there, No it went, she did
for a little while, but she was able she covered
it up. You can use makeup and everything get in.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
The way of her sex life.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
I hope not. I certainly hope not. No, but she's
one hundred percent and it went well. The good thing
about brain surgeons is they're all pretty good. You don't
get to be a brain surgeon, so yeah, they know it.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
The mine's Asians, so even better than yes.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Isn't it funny?
Speaker 2 (30:46):
Though?
Speaker 3 (30:46):
I feel like as we get older, you start doing
like a bit of a deep dive on your health.
I just had to have a CT scan done two
days ago because I had a liver ultrasound because my
liver basically, my liver function test basically told my GP
that I'm a raging alcoholic.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
And are you no?
Speaker 3 (31:01):
I mean I'm not drinking on a Monday morning on
the week.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Waits Tuesday morning?
Speaker 4 (31:08):
I wait at least midday, No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
It's funny because I went and had my CT scan
because I had all these spots all over my liver,
and the GP was like, you could have had these
spots from birth, but because this is the first scan
you've ever done, I've got to send you for a CT.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Nothing to compare to.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
That's right, and it could be that exactly right.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You could have had that brand aneurysm for years and
years and years, and it's just.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Could have been some sort of birth defect for all,
it could be where all the genius comes from the radio.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
That was all just lucky brother in all honesty, luck
and a big set of nuts.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Well it's gone, not not visually big, but quite big.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Actually not small, but well it's all going very well.
Idols going great at seven thirty. Back to night.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
We watch it or you don't watch it.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
I don't give a shit, Kyle, Thanks for hanging out
with the on the weekend.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Worries.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Well, I've been up all night so you know, han't
had a big frier for ages.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Okay, back to the Meryton. How good there's that baking
a role.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
I'm not going to have a good weekend.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
See you Chris Page and Amy Gerard