March 14, 2025 • 31 mins
This week we discuss "MAFS", one of Amy's fav car crash TV shows to watch right now then discuss "Jealous Ex's".
Facebook Mums Group dives into children doing work around the house.
Chris brings us up to speed with what Trump has been up to this week.
We take your calls on best "Conspiracy Theories" you know of.....
Wrapping up the show with "Things that make you go arghh". The segment where we get to talk about our kids behind their backs!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Hello there,
and welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Podcastami, Hi, Chris, Hie.
Coming up. We're going to talk conspiracy theories. I've got
a few for you, and we're going to take some
calls as well. We've got some listeners ringing in with
some insane conspiracy theories. Wait till you hear them. Got
(00:26):
another one for you straight off the top, though. Paul
McCartney of the Beatles is dead. He died in nineteen
sixty six. They had a big fight in the studio
the band. Paul McCartney stormed out and was decapitated in
a car accident. They replaced him with a look alike
(00:46):
and a sound alike after the car accident and since then,
the real Paul McCartney, the one you see on stage
and everything is his name is not Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Where is this?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Is this a conspiracy? Is that you've heard a conspiracy
theory that you've heard?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Or is this amy? It's where all conspiracy theories are
from on the Internet. I don't think there were before
the Internet.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
My favorite is that Tupacs still alive, living underground somewhere yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Mean faking your own death. I don't know. It's not
without its appeal. Sort of takes away a lot of responsibility,
and it sure does. I could fake my own death.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Man move to a little Bahamas?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well yeah, I was going to say an Asian island,
but then I feel like i'd be a pedophile. I mean,
I wouldn't be. But you know when you say it,
when you say I'm going to leave my family and
go live on a little Asian island, you sound like
a Peter You do, all right? So I'm not going
to do that. Okay, more conspiracy theories coming up. Let's
get into the podcasts. Mac mass is firing on all cylinders,
(01:49):
radiss Off.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's so bad that it's so good you can't look away.
There's so many things to discuss, you, but I want
to just the first thing because I want to tell
you a story. Karina and they were like the perfect couple.
They were really they're very genetically blessed, they're very beautiful people,
and they kind of just coasted along this whole experiment.
(02:11):
He was the guy who punched the door. Okay, bit
Craig Cray. She is showing a lot of kind of
jealousy vibe.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
She's intense as well, though, isn't she So.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's coming across quite sweet obviously, but quite jealous, right,
And I it's triggering for me because have you ever
dated a jealous person?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I must admit I sort of wish I had, Like, yeah,
it would be flattering because you're a beautiful woman. So
I would imagine you have dated men who see other
men as a threat and probably feel a bit possessive.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I have only ever dated one.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I think a little bit of jealousy in a relationship
isn't bad. I think you know it's a nice it's
a person that you love and care about, and you
do there is a level of protection, like being protective
over that in.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Order it's an acknowledgment that someone else would find you attractive, correct,
Whereas if there's none of that, it's like, hey, don't worry,
only I could love you exactly right.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's kind of where Ryan's at, my husband.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But I did take this guy who and I'd never
experienced this before. His jealousy level was on like the
highest form of jealousy I've ever experienced. I was on
holidays once with him. We're in BALI caught up with
a girlfriend of mine. It was Halloween, and I caught
up with a girlfriend of mine who.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Was dressed sludy cat Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I hadn't even packed an outfit.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I was just dressed in a normal outfit and caught
up with a girlfriend of mine.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Who was there for the Quicksilver tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Blah blah blah. She was like, come to this party.
It's Halloween. There's throwing this epic dress up party. And
my ex was like, absolutely not, no way. He didn't
like me being around.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He didn't want to go, or you're not going.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
He didn't want us to go. And I'm the last
person on earth that you can control. So I was like,
we're going. He was like I'm not going, and you're
not going, I said, watching me go. So he stormed
out of the restaurant and me and my girlfriend Sarah,
we zigzagged through the streets of Barley. It was like
a fifteen minute walk. We've lined up, We've gone into
this club. We're at the bar, chatting away, gone onto
(04:13):
the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We must have been there for an hour.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
This guy dressed as Tarzan came up to me. He's
obviously shirtless. Hey, can I buy you a drink? And
I turned around to him and I said, hey, I've
got a boyfriend, No need to waste your money on me.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, thank you for doing it right, such a good
girl on behalf of all men, poor men. Yeah, of course,
save your money.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Brother, and my girlfriend Sarah goes don't turn around, but
your boyfriend is standing in the corner of the bar
filming you. And I turned around and there he was
filming me with his phone out standing in a dark corner,
and he's walked up to me and he's like, where going?
(04:54):
And I said, the hell we are? You're going? I'm
staying here.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You are leaving now?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
And I, hey, I have done nothing wrong. You are
being so psychotic right now, get out of here. Anyway,
the bouncer removed him, but when I thought about that,
I was like, wait, so he's waited outside of the
restaurant and then he's tailed me fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Why are you walking behind me like a pi?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And I just it made me think, like, surely that
is like unhinged, right, But in so many cases there
are people that are so jealous. Anyway, we broke up
because I was like, I can't live like this, I've
done nothing wrong. You are insecure af and I can't
handle this level of jealousy.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, that's not far off sort of coercive, correct abusive
stuff that's getting close to Yeah, and look way over
the line.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's exactly right. There's no way to live your life.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And I feel sad for him as well, because I
was like, where is.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This come from?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He's stating the wrong woman. Absolutely, you're great, like you're
a good time, You're lots of fun, but you're clearly
not someone that you can around. He gets to go
and find a quiet music sub subs boring as.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But there's lots of girls out there that like that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That like a man who's very protective and somewhat like,
I don't know, controlling.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Maybe that ain't me, No, no.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
It's not you.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
He picked the wrong woman.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Give us a call on thirteen one oh sixty five.
If you've been in the situation like Amy.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Have you dated my ex?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Have you dated that guy? And we won't say his name,
no we won't, But have you had an insanely jealous ex?
And what did they do? Have they gone to that level?
Have you got a story like yeah, filming you in
the bar.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Did they make you delete your social media? Like he
did that too as well for me?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Do they go through your followers?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now? You make a living of it, Chris, we're talking
about jealous partners because that's the theme this week on
Maths and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You just wow your expoosy of a story.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Filming you in a nightclub talking to.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Tarzan, And you know, the most bizarre thing is I
loved him so much. Like I loved him so much
and I would never have done anything wrong by him,
nor had anything ever happened. So I was like, where
is this weird jealous behavior coming from?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Like it's flattering, it's because you know, it's you're super
attractive and he knows if you go out to a club,
other guys are going to hit on you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, and I'm going to do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, he needed to trust you more, but take it
as a compliment though.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I mean I didn't. I got the hell out of
that relationship real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'd love a jealous girlfriend sort of. Go Oh, Chris
is so hot. I know everywhere everywhere you go there's
going to be women just throwing themselves at you. I
just want to just stay home and it doesn't really happen. Yeah, funny,
I'm thirty six five. Have you dated a super jealous partner?
The phones went nuts on this, mainly women.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, we got one guy.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Siana is here. First, Siana, tell us about your jellous sex.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
I essentially I went from an all female workplace to
a normal workplace with men, and eventually, every single day
I had to tell him what interaction I had with
the male and what we.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Stop on.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Every school day. It was ridiculous, and I had to
come home and be like we talked.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
About Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I feel like there's some men out there and they
just think of they think of their partner in a
workplace with a male, and then their their own insecurities
and their head noise.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Just goes wildly.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
They instantly picture them doing the Megan Markle in the
archive room, just at the.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Walls, and it couldn't be further from the truth, right.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, like on paid time, with what time I'm seeing clients, Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Exactly, it's really boring, trust me, Thank you, Siana. Okay,
I want to hear from a guy here.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
John.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You've had a jealous ex girlfriend, John, what happened?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Correct. So, hey, so you have a jealous ex girlfriend
well with each other for maybe need to ten years. Yes,
so she never let me go to massage places because
she she.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Assumed they happily happily?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Did she assume that they would end happily with her not.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Letting me get to the massage?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But like, was it a dodgy massage? You know? Like
or was it? This is a legit, actual therapeutic.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It was legit. So so other construction for work, so
my body gets sourced, so yeah, I want to I'd
need a massage of you every now and then. So
she never used to let me because she had knowledge
that messages only for you know that one thing. Yeah,
but yeah that wasn't the case for me. But yes,
so cinema let me. Then we did end it off
(10:10):
not so longer. And the first thing I did was
I get a massage.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Right, Yeah, messages get a bad rap. Those those I.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Get massages all the time, and they are very above
board and g rating.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, they're good. I put my Booper card down and
everything eighteen dollars back and it's all legit. But yeah,
the Robin tug going all massages a bad name to.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Get a message at eleven pm at night.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah in the city, Kate, if you had a really
jealous ex partner, what happened, Kate.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Yeah, it's not as interesting these days with all these
GPS apps and you can track our kids and things
like that. Yeah, four years ago, you needed like private
investigator skill level to be able.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
To track someone still stalking.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Ten years ago, this.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Was terrifying, this story. So I was going Christmas shopping
and I purposely didn't tell my partner where I was going,
because if he had known where I was going, he
would have known when he was getting to Christmas. So
I had said to him, I'm just going to my
local shopping center. Anyway, I get to this residential slash
industrial area to go to this particular shop. I left
(11:19):
my phone in the car, I did my shopping. I've
come back to my car and I've got sixteen miss
calls on my phone and so I've you know, my
heart is sunk. I'm picking something's going wrong. And I
call him and he's screaming at me, where are you?
I know you're not shopping.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (11:39):
I'm on my way to you right now, and I
just went I'm so sorry. How are you on the
way to me?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
How do you know where I am?
Speaker 9 (11:48):
How are you on the ways for me?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Anyway? So he denied it, and he denied it. I've
said that he's met some way, that you're tracking me.
You need to tell me how you're doing it. Anyway,
It came to a slow burn, and then I ended
the relationship because that really freaked me out. But then
what happened, It got really worked, it got worse. This
guy was really tech study and really manipulative. He had
(12:11):
worked out that if he'd given me a business phone,
being an iPhone, that he could obviously control my eye
cloud and things like that. So when I kicked him
out of my house and I said, you know you're
pretty toxic, out you go. He actually shut down my
phone and was sending me messages through my phone, like
through my iCloud, like I had no service, nothing, and
(12:34):
he was able to contact me through my phone despite
me having no function lips and he said to me,
unless you talk to me, I'm going to delete every
photo of your son. Yes, this is discussing, and look
I've got I've got I've got a great bunge of
girlfriends who got me through that nothing happened to me.
It was a really good story. In the end, I
got rid of someone that was really topic has become
(12:56):
harmful in the future, but I had too many friends
rallying around me that you know him, oh.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Man, exactly, psychopath. I'm so glad you got out of.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It, I know, and so glad it ended well. I
mean that, you know, we sort of you know, we're
laughing that some of these stories. I mean, you know,
you can imagine. Yeah, Hey, Kate, thank you so much.
Everyone's getting two hundred dollars to spend at mermaid Hair
this morning. Chrisd it is that time of the week
that we're going to go into the secret society of
the mum's Facebook group and find out what you gals
(13:27):
have in gabon about all week. What's the big issue
in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, what have we got thriven in content over here? Hey, mums.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I've been trying to teach my kids some responsibility by
having them do chores. Nothing crazy, but just like the
basic things, dishes, tiding up, sweeping. The idea is to
give them a little pocket money and help them understand
that keeping the house nice is a shared responsibility. My
friend thinks that I'm being too much and that I
should just let the kids be kids and enjoy their
time without all the work. She thinks I'm putting too
(13:58):
much pressure on them by making them do so up
around the house. Chris, am I being too harsh?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Or am I.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Teaching them responsibility is a good thing in the long run.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So she didn't ask.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Chris, thought you'd finished. I okay, do you give your
kids pocket money?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, no, we haven't done that yet either. Henry seven oscars.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So funny, mate, I actually gave my kids. They wanted
money for the canteen. They wanted to get a juice cup.
It was really hot during the week. I said, okay,
and I just pulled out some coins and I gave
my youngest, my five year old Kobe, two dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And he was filthy because he wanted the fifty cent
coin because ens, yeah, I want the big coin anyway. Sorry,
Back to Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It depends how how old these kids are, Like, if
they're two and three, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Chores are irrelevant, and I don't think I'm going.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
To assume they're older than two and three. But she
mentioned sweeping. And my first thought is, if I get
either of my kids to sweep, I'm going to end
up with more men.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yes, I started with I make I try and ask
my kids to make their beds in the morning, but
they make them so poorly that I end up going
in and making them myself.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
But it's more about just getting them in the habit.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
There's certain things that I do with my kids about
and it's kind of getting them into a routine.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Like when they get home from school, their number one rule.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The number one rule is they have to take their
lunchbox out and they have to hang their bag up
on the hook and that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Basically, that's their only chore.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
And that's more just about getting them in the routine
because otherwise it's me fishing around in their lunch bags
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Do you ever do that thing where on a Friday
you forget to get the lunch boxes out of the
I have bags and then on Monday morning you go, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
God, oh no, I can one up. You hear I've
forgotten to get one.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
At their school holidays, I have left about a lunch
box in one of their bags for a two week.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Period I didn't know a cheese sandwich you could turn
that color? Wow, smells great?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Grown a personality, Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, Okay, is this creepy? I pay my sons to
give me a massage.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
When you say it like that, I don't think it's creepy.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
My dad used to make me tickle his arm and
he loves a foot tickle.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Mate. He should have paid me for those feet tickles because.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
He'd have some barnacles.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
There's tinier growing everywhere, and the toes on him were outrageous.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What did you get for a foot tickle?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Nothing? Nothing? He didn't pay me. He was Ames, Ames,
can you give me a foot tickle?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
And he just flop his leg out the side of
the bed and I just stand there like dry reaching
tickling his foot.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So does he have a foot fetish? He doesn't have
a foot of your mum's feet.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, he just likes I like having a tickle, like
do you know a backtickle?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I love a backtickle. And his head yeah, always wants
a head tickle. Look. I don't think this mum's been
too harsh.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I think a little bit of responsibility is a good thing. Yeah,
getting them every single day to do multiple chores.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, you know what, do what you want.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You know what, your kid's your rules. That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I certainly don't care do whatever. The big issue in
the Facebook mom's group, Chris Page and Gerard, they're eating
the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
We are very very close to World War three and
Donald Trump.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Thank you, Donnie, and God bless you as well. Okay,
Rosie o'donald's back in the news. Do you know who
Rosie o'donald is.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
She's an actress, she's.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
She's I'm going to google her.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, it's one of the worlds. She's a famous lesbian.
She was one of the one of the early one
of the early lesbians. Oh yeah, you know coming out.
She's an older lady. She's an older sixty two now. Yeah,
she's an older, bigger, unattractive lady. So she's not Donald
Trump's type.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, clearly they have history.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
They are feudy, and she's one of the celebritiesuits said,
I'm going to leave America if Donald Trump wins the election.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh and she has.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
To her credit, she followed through on that she's moved
to Ireland. So she hosted this video during the week
on TikTok.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Well, hey everybody, it's me Rosie o'donald Star the Flintstones.
It's Tuesday, old days, my nana would say, and I'm
here in Ireland and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Anyway, that video goes for nine minutes and is as
interesting as you can imagine. Yeah, from that, so it
goes on, I'm going to tell you about Trump's history
with Rosy o'dall. This was at a debate years ago.
This was before he won the presidency the first time
around in twenty sixteen, when he was asked this question. No, sorry,
this one, mister Trump.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
One of the things people love about you is you
speak your mind and you don't use a politician's filter. However,
that is not without its downsides, in particular when it
comes to women. You've called women you don't like, fat pigs, dogs, slavs,
and disgusting animals.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Your Twitter account only ros o'donald.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
The crowd likes that too much.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
The people laughing though, fat pigs and dogs. He's referred
to women as.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Must have had a Maga crowd.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
There, I guess yeah, obviously.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The Prime Minister of Ireland visited the Oval Office during
the week and got a question about Rosie O'Donnell moving
to Ireland from a reporter who I'm guessing is also
a MAGA friendly reporter.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Ireland is known for very happy, fun loving people. Great
out of ginning of this room right now that I've met,
why in the world would you let Rosie o'donnald move
to Ireland. He's just going to lower your happiness?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Love, thank you.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
I like that question.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Do you know who she is?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I'm like, he has a serious fixation with Rosie o'donnald.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It's terrifying that that man is in control of the country.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He's got the news and he's like, yeah, he's.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Got nuclear codes and he's sitting there bitching about another woman.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I met a big Maga fan during the week in Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yes, I think there might be few and far between
over here.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It was a delivery guy and he was Australian and
he was very into his conspiracy theories. He's sort of
we got to talking.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
It goes hand in hand, right. The Trump lover is
also conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
There's a lot of crossover there. Yeah, in the Venn
diagram of Trump fans. This guy just got talking about
how we need Elon and Trump in Australia, we need
all of this and then told me about the vaccine. Now,
did you know that that the vaccine it's not really
a vaccine, it's a five G tracking tracking.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I have heard this conspiracy but.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Bill Gates and the illuminati, so we've all like a
digital bark.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, and we can't go anywhere now.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, and so the government, the government knows where you are.
That's what the vaccine is.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
This guy was telling me there's some wild conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I used to know a friend of mine, Sam, who
was convinced that Beyonce and jay Z were the head
of the Illuminati and that if you listen to their
songs in rewind, it's the Illuminati speaking to you.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
And it's like, like it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Have we tested that. Have we played Beyonce songs back.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
With I know, because I think it's a load of bs.
But yeah, the conspiracy there is they live amongst us.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm not gonna lie. I started egging this guy off
because it was fun. I've got a lot of time
on my hands.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You're also a bit of a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Well, I'm telling you. The moon landing. Yeah, there's no
way that happened in nineteen sixty nine. That was filmed
in a studio. Okay, okay, the movie two thousand and one,
A Space Odyssey came out, directed by Stanley Kubrick. Effects
were groundbreaking. The US government saw that and got Stanley
Kubrick to direct the Moon landing in a studio. The
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flags waving the wrong way because there's zero gravity on
the moon, and why haven't we gone to the moon lately?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
But why do you need to? There's nothing there?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But why haven't we done it? Why isn't there any
more footage for you a landing on the moon.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Because it's just a rock.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Someone's gone, they've they've put down their flag and then
they've left and didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
America just wanted to beat Russia and China to it,
all right, didn't happen? Okay? Thirty six five? What's your
best conspiracy theory?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
There's so many cooked ones.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
There are really cooked ones. It's what the internet's great for.
And Twitter new Twitter, I am keen to.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Hear some more conspiracy theorists, Like, what else have you got?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The real beauty is that.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
The earth isn't round.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, the Earth's flat. The Jews did nine to eleven,
and people go, oh, if you look at the list,
there were no Jewish people in the world trades, and
you go, that's actually not true. There were a bunch
of Jewish Yeah, okay, that's actually a really offensive one
in their families.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Two hundred dollars ouches at Mermaid Hair for everyone Hair,
the hottest and fastest selling hair tools across the globe.
Maybe they're the illuminati too, maybe made hair. Yeah, your
best conspiracy theory or.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Maybe even one that you've heard doesn't necessarily have to
be yours if you don't want to out yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's more fun if you really believe it. Thirteen one
sixty five Give us a call. I had a delivery
guy during the week. He was a big Trump fan,
but also loved his conspiracy theories. Tommy, he goes, oh,
you didn't get the vaccine, did you. I was like, yeah,
he it's a five g.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, yeah, you've been tracked now by the government.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, Bill Gates, the government loved his conspiracy theories. I
egged him on a bit. Of course, it's just fun.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did you tell them about your fake the fake moonlanding?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, that's real. I mean it's real that it's fake.
Sure he never landed on the moon. Sure, Chris, it
was shot in the studio. Why you haven't seen anyone
do it? Since there's no more footage of it? Why? Okay,
thirteen one oh sixty five, what's your best conspiracy theory?
Shout out to? I think it was Lucky who rang up.
He didn't want to come on air, I know because
because he's a conspiracy theorist right and the government might
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know who is. But he told us and this is
news to me, but you heard it here. First, birds
are fake, there's spies.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then and then he said, have you ever seen
a baby crow?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Have you ever seen a baby crow?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
No? But I haven't seen a baby kookabar are.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Either, exactly because all birds are fake spies. Please, So
that's thank you Lucky for the thirteen one oh six five, Serena,
what is your conspiracy theory? Please enlighten us?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah? Yeah, so my partner and so going out, I
have Christian plants I had him four I don't know,
like ten years or something.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
But he didn't never t anyone with him before.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
And we were going to go travel somewhere on a
plane and he said, you have to be careful because
you know that they can actually that's combusted in the
air because of the ear pressure. And I said, okay,
I haven't actually had that happened before. And I have
heard them for a while. It's like, well it has happened.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
And he said yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
And I said, okay, I happened to someone, to someone
in the United States, all right, And I said when
I got my third retail, don't even mentioned anything, but okay,
but yeah, he was like, we.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Can discribe this amy you've got fake. He's as early.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, you get on and there's that they're still intact. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I think your boyfriend was just pulling random stories out
of thin air.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
There. Careful, your boobs might explode. Maybe maybe he just
didn't want to go on go on a plane, and
maybe he's scared.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Maybe he's scared.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, you know you can use your phone on the plane.
That that's crap where they go turn your foe. No,
my mate's a pilot. I don't know I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Do not listen to Chris. Everyone make sure you put
your phone on flight mode or.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
You know, or the plane will just fall out of
the sky. If everyone's got their phones on.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Okay, Well, if it wasn't harmful, then why would they
make everyone do that.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't know the government, Bill Gates. Probably Bill Gates,
I would say, Jeffrey Epstein, Yeah, Daniel, Is he Daniel
watching conspiracy theory?
Speaker 12 (26:14):
Buddy, I'm going to make that's obsessed with aliens coming.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh, yes, they're going to lag on Earth.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
I don't know what they are, what it is?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But has he seen a UFO?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
He claims that he sees it all the times, but
I reckon it's just a Christmas tree lights?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Does he ludy a bong in the morning?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
All right, at nighttime? You send your videos of the
sky and three white dots as.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I told you, they Oh my god, it's definitely a
plane or a star or something.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You're you're not convinced. You don't think there's intelligent life
out there? Daniel?
Speaker 12 (26:55):
It probably is, but you see it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
He would have.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Did your mate have a field day? What was that
over in America? And all those drones in the sky.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Where was that?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was that New Jersey, New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Did he was? He like, it's it's landing day, Like
they're coming.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
He freaks out over the starling stars and stuff when
they fly across.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I got to watch Independence Day again. Wasn't that a good?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
He needs him black again?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Also good? Do you believe in ghosts? Gerard? Because you're
laughing at all of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I believe in. I believe in souls.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, don't you see you see a psychic? Don't you?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I do?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And you believe in ghosts, but you're laughing at the
alien people.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I am. The alien thing just seems far too far fetched.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I like the fake birds personally.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
That's she came back.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All birds are fake spies? Remember that?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
How do they how do they give it? The intel back?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Five G through the vaccine, which is five Chrisard morning. Yeah,
we've got kids. You've got three, Amy got three? They
drive you mad.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I made that noise at one point exceptionally loud this week.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I have your stools.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, my stools in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Still my most regretful BUYE spent stupid amounts.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Of money on them when we renovated.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
They're so beautiful. And my middle child loves to not
sit still when he's eating dinner. When he's sitting on them,
rocking back and forth, he rocks, he jumps on, off, on, off,
walks around.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Anyway, it's our number one line.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Bobby sits still, Bobby sits ill, Bobby, sit down, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Have you tried drugging him?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I haven't anyway, recommend having dinner. And he jumped off.
And as he's jumped off the whole stool, he must
have like flicked it at the same time or.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Something launched himself off.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
So Bobby was completely fine.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But the stool has crashed so hard into the tiles
on the floor that it has chipped paint from the top,
the middle, and the bottom of the stool.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
And it's just chipped the paint right off it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What's an expensive stool go for?
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
What's the dollar amount? And no, no, you don't want
to sound like you're rich, you know you're not. But
you've spent too much on the stools.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
How much they were like fourteen hundred dollars each.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You idiot?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I know, I told you. I did it at nighttime
it was eleven PM and bought.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
A white couch too. I told you no, I bought.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
A cream one and to be honest, the stools were
more expensive than the gouch.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Jesus, huge regret and all the paint's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Sarah, what's made you gough this week? With the kids?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Oh, my daughter's got headline again for the whole.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Getting we get.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Rid of it and then to make it worse, he
wanted to look.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
At one of them under the microscope on does she
hang out with dirty children?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
No? Friend?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Hey, Sarah, my girlfriend her daughter always gets them as well,
and she was told to put her hair, her daughter's
hair in braids, really tight braids, and that seems to
have kind of stopped.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Well, we just I don't know what we got. We
get rid of it and then yeah, I don't know
if they hug or what they do, but.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Listen, go Snad O'Connor on her and just clip. Renee
is here as well, Renee, what has made you go
with the kids this week?
Speaker 9 (30:35):
My four year old son got given his melowtone and
gummy before bed.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
He decided he didn't.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Want to so through it in the kitchen rubbish twin.
On top of all the free starts and those the
days through a trim saying he wanted to grab it
out of a rubbish.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And but still eating out of the garbage or not
having your melotone and not going to sleep. Take the garment.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You eat that gummy son?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
It's pretty grow.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Unless it's on top of like raw chicken leftovers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
And then is that him in the background, Rene?
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Not nothing raw?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Sorry, that's good.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Is that him there in the background.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Yeah, he's not happy. I'm sharing his story to be honest.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
He was on the radio shy dirty boy. Okay, thank you, Renee.
We're going to give everyone two hundred dollars vouchers for
mermaid Head, so enjoy that, Renee. Thanks for the calls.
We've got to get out of here. We're back tomorrow,
eight a m. Same time, same place, see the same
same gear. See you tomorrow, See you guys. Fake Chris
Chris Page and Amy Gerard in the Morning. Hello there,
and welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Podcastami, Hi, Chris, Hie.
Coming up. We're going to talk conspiracy theories. I've got
a few for you, and we're going to take some
calls as well. We've got some listeners ringing in with
some insane conspiracy theories. Wait till you hear them. Got
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another one for you straight off the top, though. Paul
McCartney of the Beatles is dead. He died in nineteen
sixty six. They had a big fight in the studio
the band. Paul McCartney stormed out and was decapitated in
a car accident. They replaced him with a look alike
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and a sound alike after the car accident and since then,
the real Paul McCartney, the one you see on stage
and everything is his name is not Paul McCartney.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Where is this?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Is this a conspiracy? Is that you've heard a conspiracy
theory that you've heard?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Or is this amy? It's where all conspiracy theories are
from on the Internet. I don't think there were before
the Internet.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
My favorite is that Tupacs still alive, living underground somewhere yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Mean faking your own death. I don't know. It's not
without its appeal. Sort of takes away a lot of responsibility,
and it sure does. I could fake my own death.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Man move to a little Bahamas?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Well yeah, I was going to say an Asian island,
but then I feel like i'd be a pedophile. I mean,
I wouldn't be. But you know when you say it,
when you say I'm going to leave my family and
go live on a little Asian island, you sound like
a Peter You do, all right? So I'm not going
to do that. Okay, more conspiracy theories coming up. Let's
get into the podcasts. Mac mass is firing on all cylinders,
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radiss Off.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It's so bad that it's so good you can't look away.
There's so many things to discuss, you, but I want
to just the first thing because I want to tell
you a story. Karina and they were like the perfect couple.
They were really they're very genetically blessed, they're very beautiful people,
and they kind of just coasted along this whole experiment.
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He was the guy who punched the door. Okay, bit
Craig Cray. She is showing a lot of kind of
jealousy vibe.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
She's intense as well, though, isn't she So.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
She's coming across quite sweet obviously, but quite jealous, right,
And I it's triggering for me because have you ever
dated a jealous person?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I must admit I sort of wish I had, Like, yeah,
it would be flattering because you're a beautiful woman. So
I would imagine you have dated men who see other
men as a threat and probably feel a bit possessive.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I have only ever dated one.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I think a little bit of jealousy in a relationship
isn't bad. I think you know it's a nice it's
a person that you love and care about, and you
do there is a level of protection, like being protective
over that in.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Order it's an acknowledgment that someone else would find you attractive, correct,
Whereas if there's none of that, it's like, hey, don't worry,
only I could love you exactly right.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
That's kind of where Ryan's at, my husband.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
But I did take this guy who and I'd never
experienced this before. His jealousy level was on like the
highest form of jealousy I've ever experienced. I was on
holidays once with him. We're in BALI caught up with
a girlfriend of mine. It was Halloween, and I caught
up with a girlfriend of mine who.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Was dressed sludy cat Halloween.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
I hadn't even packed an outfit.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I was just dressed in a normal outfit and caught
up with a girlfriend of mine.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Who was there for the Quicksilver tournament.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Blah blah blah. She was like, come to this party.
It's Halloween. There's throwing this epic dress up party. And
my ex was like, absolutely not, no way. He didn't
like me being around.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
He didn't want to go, or you're not going.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
He didn't want us to go. And I'm the last
person on earth that you can control. So I was like,
we're going. He was like I'm not going, and you're
not going, I said, watching me go. So he stormed
out of the restaurant and me and my girlfriend Sarah,
we zigzagged through the streets of Barley. It was like
a fifteen minute walk. We've lined up, We've gone into
this club. We're at the bar, chatting away, gone onto
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the dance floor.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We must have been there for an hour.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
This guy dressed as Tarzan came up to me. He's
obviously shirtless. Hey, can I buy you a drink? And
I turned around to him and I said, hey, I've
got a boyfriend, No need to waste your money on me.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh, thank you for doing it right, such a good
girl on behalf of all men, poor men. Yeah, of course,
save your money.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
Brother, and my girlfriend Sarah goes don't turn around, but
your boyfriend is standing in the corner of the bar
filming you. And I turned around and there he was
filming me with his phone out standing in a dark corner,
and he's walked up to me and he's like, where going?
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And I said, the hell we are? You're going? I'm
staying here.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
You are leaving now?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
And I, hey, I have done nothing wrong. You are
being so psychotic right now, get out of here. Anyway,
the bouncer removed him, but when I thought about that,
I was like, wait, so he's waited outside of the
restaurant and then he's tailed me fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Why are you walking behind me like a pi?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
And I just it made me think, like, surely that
is like unhinged, right, But in so many cases there
are people that are so jealous. Anyway, we broke up
because I was like, I can't live like this, I've
done nothing wrong. You are insecure af and I can't
handle this level of jealousy.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, that's not far off sort of coercive, correct abusive
stuff that's getting close to Yeah, and look way over
the line.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's exactly right. There's no way to live your life.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
And I feel sad for him as well, because I
was like, where is.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
This come from?
Speaker 1 (05:55):
He's stating the wrong woman. Absolutely, you're great, like you're
a good time, You're lots of fun, but you're clearly
not someone that you can around. He gets to go
and find a quiet music sub subs boring as.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
But there's lots of girls out there that like that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
That like a man who's very protective and somewhat like,
I don't know, controlling.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Maybe that ain't me, No, no.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
It's not you.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
He picked the wrong woman.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Give us a call on thirteen one oh sixty five.
If you've been in the situation like Amy.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Have you dated my ex?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Have you dated that guy? And we won't say his name,
no we won't, But have you had an insanely jealous ex?
And what did they do? Have they gone to that level?
Have you got a story like yeah, filming you in
the bar.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Did they make you delete your social media? Like he
did that too as well for me?
Speaker 5 (06:45):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Do they go through your followers?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Now? You make a living of it, Chris, we're talking
about jealous partners because that's the theme this week on
Maths and.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
You just wow your expoosy of a story.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Filming you in a nightclub talking to.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Tarzan, And you know, the most bizarre thing is I
loved him so much. Like I loved him so much
and I would never have done anything wrong by him,
nor had anything ever happened. So I was like, where
is this weird jealous behavior coming from?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Like it's flattering, it's because you know, it's you're super
attractive and he knows if you go out to a club,
other guys are going to hit on you.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, and I'm going to do the right thing.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Yes, he needed to trust you more, but take it
as a compliment though.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I mean I didn't. I got the hell out of
that relationship real quick.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'd love a jealous girlfriend sort of. Go Oh, Chris
is so hot. I know everywhere everywhere you go there's
going to be women just throwing themselves at you. I
just want to just stay home and it doesn't really happen. Yeah, funny,
I'm thirty six five. Have you dated a super jealous partner?
The phones went nuts on this, mainly women.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, we got one guy.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Siana is here. First, Siana, tell us about your jellous sex.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (08:08):
I essentially I went from an all female workplace to
a normal workplace with men, and eventually, every single day
I had to tell him what interaction I had with
the male and what we.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Stop on.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Every school day. It was ridiculous, and I had to
come home and be like we talked.
Speaker 8 (08:32):
About Star Wars.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Like Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I feel like there's some men out there and they
just think of they think of their partner in a
workplace with a male, and then their their own insecurities
and their head noise.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Just goes wildly.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
They instantly picture them doing the Megan Markle in the
archive room, just at the.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Walls, and it couldn't be further from the truth, right.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, like on paid time, with what time I'm seeing clients, Yes.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Exactly, it's really boring, trust me, Thank you, Siana. Okay,
I want to hear from a guy here.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
John.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You've had a jealous ex girlfriend, John, what happened?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (09:17):
Correct. So, hey, so you have a jealous ex girlfriend
well with each other for maybe need to ten years. Yes,
so she never let me go to massage places because
she she.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Assumed they happily happily?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Did she assume that they would end happily with her not.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
Letting me get to the massage?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
But like, was it a dodgy massage? You know? Like
or was it? This is a legit, actual therapeutic.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It was legit. So so other construction for work, so
my body gets sourced, so yeah, I want to I'd
need a massage of you every now and then. So
she never used to let me because she had knowledge
that messages only for you know that one thing. Yeah,
but yeah that wasn't the case for me. But yes,
so cinema let me. Then we did end it off
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not so longer. And the first thing I did was
I get a massage.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Right, Yeah, messages get a bad rap. Those those I.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Get massages all the time, and they are very above
board and g rating.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
No, they're good. I put my Booper card down and
everything eighteen dollars back and it's all legit. But yeah,
the Robin tug going all massages a bad name to.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Get a message at eleven pm at night.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Yeah in the city, Kate, if you had a really
jealous ex partner, what happened, Kate.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Yeah, it's not as interesting these days with all these
GPS apps and you can track our kids and things
like that. Yeah, four years ago, you needed like private
investigator skill level to be able.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
To track someone still stalking.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
Ten years ago, this.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Was terrifying, this story. So I was going Christmas shopping
and I purposely didn't tell my partner where I was going,
because if he had known where I was going, he
would have known when he was getting to Christmas. So
I had said to him, I'm just going to my
local shopping center. Anyway, I get to this residential slash
industrial area to go to this particular shop. I left
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my phone in the car, I did my shopping. I've
come back to my car and I've got sixteen miss
calls on my phone and so I've you know, my
heart is sunk. I'm picking something's going wrong. And I
call him and he's screaming at me, where are you?
I know you're not shopping.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
What are you doing?
Speaker 8 (11:39):
I'm on my way to you right now, and I
just went I'm so sorry. How are you on the
way to me?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
How do you know where I am?
Speaker 9 (11:48):
How are you on the ways for me?
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Anyway? So he denied it, and he denied it. I've
said that he's met some way, that you're tracking me.
You need to tell me how you're doing it. Anyway,
It came to a slow burn, and then I ended
the relationship because that really freaked me out. But then
what happened, It got really worked, it got worse. This
guy was really tech study and really manipulative. He had
(12:11):
worked out that if he'd given me a business phone,
being an iPhone, that he could obviously control my eye
cloud and things like that. So when I kicked him
out of my house and I said, you know you're
pretty toxic, out you go. He actually shut down my
phone and was sending me messages through my phone, like
through my iCloud, like I had no service, nothing, and
(12:34):
he was able to contact me through my phone despite
me having no function lips and he said to me,
unless you talk to me, I'm going to delete every
photo of your son. Yes, this is discussing, and look
I've got I've got I've got a great bunge of
girlfriends who got me through that nothing happened to me.
It was a really good story. In the end, I
got rid of someone that was really topic has become
(12:56):
harmful in the future, but I had too many friends
rallying around me that you know him, oh.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Man, exactly, psychopath. I'm so glad you got out of.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
It, I know, and so glad it ended well. I
mean that, you know, we sort of you know, we're
laughing that some of these stories. I mean, you know,
you can imagine. Yeah, Hey, Kate, thank you so much.
Everyone's getting two hundred dollars to spend at mermaid Hair
this morning. Chrisd it is that time of the week
that we're going to go into the secret society of
the mum's Facebook group and find out what you gals
(13:27):
have in gabon about all week. What's the big issue
in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Okay, what have we got thriven in content over here? Hey, mums.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I've been trying to teach my kids some responsibility by
having them do chores. Nothing crazy, but just like the
basic things, dishes, tiding up, sweeping. The idea is to
give them a little pocket money and help them understand
that keeping the house nice is a shared responsibility. My
friend thinks that I'm being too much and that I
should just let the kids be kids and enjoy their
time without all the work. She thinks I'm putting too
(13:58):
much pressure on them by making them do so up
around the house. Chris, am I being too harsh?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Or am I.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Teaching them responsibility is a good thing in the long run.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
So she didn't ask.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Chris, thought you'd finished. I okay, do you give your
kids pocket money?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (14:17):
No, no, we haven't done that yet either. Henry seven oscars.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So funny, mate, I actually gave my kids. They wanted
money for the canteen. They wanted to get a juice cup.
It was really hot during the week. I said, okay,
and I just pulled out some coins and I gave
my youngest, my five year old Kobe, two dollars.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
And he was filthy because he wanted the fifty cent
coin because ens, yeah, I want the big coin anyway. Sorry,
Back to Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
It depends how how old these kids are, Like, if
they're two and three, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
Chores are irrelevant, and I don't think I'm going.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
To assume they're older than two and three. But she
mentioned sweeping. And my first thought is, if I get
either of my kids to sweep, I'm going to end
up with more men.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yes, I started with I make I try and ask
my kids to make their beds in the morning, but
they make them so poorly that I end up going
in and making them myself.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
But it's more about just getting them in the habit.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
There's certain things that I do with my kids about
and it's kind of getting them into a routine.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Like when they get home from school, their number one rule.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
The number one rule is they have to take their
lunchbox out and they have to hang their bag up
on the hook and that's it.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Basically, that's their only chore.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
And that's more just about getting them in the routine
because otherwise it's me fishing around in their lunch bags
and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Do you ever do that thing where on a Friday
you forget to get the lunch boxes out of the
I have bags and then on Monday morning you go, oh.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
God, oh no, I can one up. You hear I've
forgotten to get one.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
At their school holidays, I have left about a lunch
box in one of their bags for a two week.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Period I didn't know a cheese sandwich you could turn
that color? Wow, smells great?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Grown a personality, Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Yeah, Okay, is this creepy? I pay my sons to
give me a massage.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
When you say it like that, I don't think it's creepy.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
My dad used to make me tickle his arm and
he loves a foot tickle.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Mate. He should have paid me for those feet tickles because.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
He'd have some barnacles.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
There's tinier growing everywhere, and the toes on him were outrageous.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
What did you get for a foot tickle?
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Nothing? Nothing? He didn't pay me. He was Ames, Ames,
can you give me a foot tickle?
Speaker 3 (16:29):
And he just flop his leg out the side of
the bed and I just stand there like dry reaching
tickling his foot.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
So does he have a foot fetish? He doesn't have
a foot of your mum's feet.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
No, he just likes I like having a tickle, like
do you know a backtickle?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I love a backtickle. And his head yeah, always wants
a head tickle. Look. I don't think this mum's been
too harsh.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
I think a little bit of responsibility is a good thing. Yeah,
getting them every single day to do multiple chores.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Maybe not.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, you know what, do what you want.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
You know what, your kid's your rules. That's what I said.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I certainly don't care do whatever. The big issue in
the Facebook mom's group, Chris Page and Gerard, they're eating
the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests.
Speaker 7 (17:24):
We are very very close to World War three and
Donald Trump.
Speaker 9 (17:27):
And I endorsed this segment.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
God bless Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Thank you, Donnie, and God bless you as well. Okay,
Rosie o'donald's back in the news. Do you know who
Rosie o'donald is.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
She's an actress, she's.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
She's I'm going to google her.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Right, it's one of the worlds. She's a famous lesbian.
She was one of the one of the early one
of the early lesbians. Oh yeah, you know coming out.
She's an older lady. She's an older sixty two now. Yeah,
she's an older, bigger, unattractive lady. So she's not Donald
Trump's type.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, clearly they have history.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
They are feudy, and she's one of the celebritiesuits said,
I'm going to leave America if Donald Trump wins the election.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Oh and she has.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
To her credit, she followed through on that she's moved
to Ireland. So she hosted this video during the week
on TikTok.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
Well, hey everybody, it's me Rosie o'donald Star the Flintstones.
It's Tuesday, old days, my nana would say, and I'm
here in Ireland and it's beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Anyway, that video goes for nine minutes and is as
interesting as you can imagine. Yeah, from that, so it
goes on, I'm going to tell you about Trump's history
with Rosy o'dall. This was at a debate years ago.
This was before he won the presidency the first time
around in twenty sixteen, when he was asked this question. No, sorry,
this one, mister Trump.
Speaker 11 (18:46):
One of the things people love about you is you
speak your mind and you don't use a politician's filter. However,
that is not without its downsides, in particular when it
comes to women. You've called women you don't like, fat pigs, dogs, slavs,
and disgusting animals.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Your Twitter account only ros o'donald.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
The crowd likes that too much.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
The people laughing though, fat pigs and dogs. He's referred
to women as.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Must have had a Maga crowd.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
There, I guess yeah, obviously.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The Prime Minister of Ireland visited the Oval Office during
the week and got a question about Rosie O'Donnell moving
to Ireland from a reporter who I'm guessing is also
a MAGA friendly reporter.
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Ireland is known for very happy, fun loving people. Great
out of ginning of this room right now that I've met,
why in the world would you let Rosie o'donnald move
to Ireland. He's just going to lower your happiness?
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Love, thank you.
Speaker 10 (19:47):
I like that question.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Do you know who she is?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I'm like, he has a serious fixation with Rosie o'donnald.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
It's terrifying that that man is in control of the country.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
He's got the news and he's like, yeah, he's.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
Got nuclear codes and he's sitting there bitching about another woman.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
I met a big Maga fan during the week in Australia.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Yes, I think there might be few and far between
over here.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It was a delivery guy and he was Australian and
he was very into his conspiracy theories. He's sort of
we got to talking.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
It goes hand in hand, right. The Trump lover is
also conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
There's a lot of crossover there. Yeah, in the Venn
diagram of Trump fans. This guy just got talking about
how we need Elon and Trump in Australia, we need
all of this and then told me about the vaccine. Now,
did you know that that the vaccine it's not really
a vaccine, it's a five G tracking tracking.
Speaker 4 (20:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I have heard this conspiracy but.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Bill Gates and the illuminati, so we've all like a
digital bark.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah, and we can't go anywhere now.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, and so the government, the government knows where you are.
That's what the vaccine is.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
This guy was telling me there's some wild conspiracy.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
I used to know a friend of mine, Sam, who
was convinced that Beyonce and jay Z were the head
of the Illuminati and that if you listen to their
songs in rewind, it's the Illuminati speaking to you.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
And it's like, like it makes no sense.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Have we tested that. Have we played Beyonce songs back.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
With I know, because I think it's a load of bs.
But yeah, the conspiracy there is they live amongst us.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I'm not gonna lie. I started egging this guy off
because it was fun. I've got a lot of time
on my hands.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
You're also a bit of a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
Well, I'm telling you. The moon landing. Yeah, there's no
way that happened in nineteen sixty nine. That was filmed
in a studio. Okay, okay, the movie two thousand and one,
A Space Odyssey came out, directed by Stanley Kubrick. Effects
were groundbreaking. The US government saw that and got Stanley
Kubrick to direct the Moon landing in a studio. The
(22:07):
flags waving the wrong way because there's zero gravity on
the moon, and why haven't we gone to the moon lately?
Speaker 2 (22:14):
But why do you need to? There's nothing there?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
But why haven't we done it? Why isn't there any
more footage for you a landing on the moon.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Because it's just a rock.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
Someone's gone, they've they've put down their flag and then
they've left and didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
America just wanted to beat Russia and China to it,
all right, didn't happen? Okay? Thirty six five? What's your
best conspiracy theory?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
There's so many cooked ones.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
There are really cooked ones. It's what the internet's great for.
And Twitter new Twitter, I am keen to.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Hear some more conspiracy theorists, Like, what else have you got?
Speaker 1 (22:51):
The real beauty is that.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
The earth isn't round.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, the Earth's flat. The Jews did nine to eleven,
and people go, oh, if you look at the list,
there were no Jewish people in the world trades, and
you go, that's actually not true. There were a bunch
of Jewish Yeah, okay, that's actually a really offensive one
in their families.
Speaker 8 (23:11):
All right.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Two hundred dollars ouches at Mermaid Hair for everyone Hair,
the hottest and fastest selling hair tools across the globe.
Maybe they're the illuminati too, maybe made hair. Yeah, your
best conspiracy theory or.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Maybe even one that you've heard doesn't necessarily have to
be yours if you don't want to out yourself.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
It's more fun if you really believe it. Thirteen one
sixty five Give us a call. I had a delivery
guy during the week. He was a big Trump fan,
but also loved his conspiracy theories. Tommy, he goes, oh,
you didn't get the vaccine, did you. I was like, yeah,
he it's a five g.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Oh, yeah, you've been tracked now by the government.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, Bill Gates, the government loved his conspiracy theories. I
egged him on a bit. Of course, it's just fun.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Did you tell them about your fake the fake moonlanding?
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Well, that's real. I mean it's real that it's fake.
Sure he never landed on the moon. Sure, Chris, it
was shot in the studio. Why you haven't seen anyone
do it? Since there's no more footage of it? Why? Okay,
thirteen one oh sixty five, what's your best conspiracy theory?
Shout out to? I think it was Lucky who rang up.
He didn't want to come on air, I know because
because he's a conspiracy theorist right and the government might
(24:15):
know who is. But he told us and this is
news to me, but you heard it here. First, birds
are fake, there's spies.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
And then and then he said, have you ever seen
a baby crow?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Have you ever seen a baby crow?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
No? But I haven't seen a baby kookabar are.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Either, exactly because all birds are fake spies. Please, So
that's thank you Lucky for the thirteen one oh six five, Serena,
what is your conspiracy theory? Please enlighten us?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah? Yeah, so my partner and so going out, I
have Christian plants I had him four I don't know,
like ten years or something.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
But he didn't never t anyone with him before.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
And we were going to go travel somewhere on a
plane and he said, you have to be careful because
you know that they can actually that's combusted in the
air because of the ear pressure. And I said, okay,
I haven't actually had that happened before. And I have
heard them for a while. It's like, well it has happened.
Speaker 9 (25:13):
And he said yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
And I said, okay, I happened to someone, to someone
in the United States, all right, And I said when
I got my third retail, don't even mentioned anything, but okay,
but yeah, he was like, we.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Can discribe this amy you've got fake. He's as early.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Yeah, you get on and there's that they're still intact. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
I think your boyfriend was just pulling random stories out
of thin air.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
There. Careful, your boobs might explode. Maybe maybe he just
didn't want to go on go on a plane, and
maybe he's scared.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Maybe he's scared.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, you know you can use your phone on the plane.
That that's crap where they go turn your foe. No,
my mate's a pilot. I don't know I don't know.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Do not listen to Chris. Everyone make sure you put
your phone on flight mode or.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
You know, or the plane will just fall out of
the sky. If everyone's got their phones on.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Okay, Well, if it wasn't harmful, then why would they
make everyone do that.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I don't know the government, Bill Gates. Probably Bill Gates,
I would say, Jeffrey Epstein, Yeah, Daniel, Is he Daniel
watching conspiracy theory?
Speaker 12 (26:14):
Buddy, I'm going to make that's obsessed with aliens coming.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Oh, yes, they're going to lag on Earth.
Speaker 12 (26:25):
I don't know what they are, what it is?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
But has he seen a UFO?
Speaker 12 (26:30):
He claims that he sees it all the times, but
I reckon it's just a Christmas tree lights?
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Does he ludy a bong in the morning?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
All right, at nighttime? You send your videos of the
sky and three white dots as.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
I told you, they Oh my god, it's definitely a
plane or a star or something.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You're you're not convinced. You don't think there's intelligent life
out there? Daniel?
Speaker 12 (26:55):
It probably is, but you see it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
He would have.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Did your mate have a field day? What was that
over in America? And all those drones in the sky.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
Where was that?
Speaker 1 (27:04):
It was that New Jersey, New Jersey?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Did he was? He like, it's it's landing day, Like
they're coming.
Speaker 12 (27:12):
He freaks out over the starling stars and stuff when
they fly across.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I got to watch Independence Day again. Wasn't that a good?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
He needs him black again?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Also good? Do you believe in ghosts? Gerard? Because you're
laughing at all of this stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
I believe in. I believe in souls.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Yeah, don't you see you see a psychic? Don't you?
Speaker 2 (27:33):
I do?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
And you believe in ghosts, but you're laughing at the
alien people.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I am. The alien thing just seems far too far fetched.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
I like the fake birds personally.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
That's she came back.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
All birds are fake spies? Remember that?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
How do they how do they give it? The intel back?
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Five G through the vaccine, which is five Chrisard morning. Yeah,
we've got kids. You've got three, Amy got three? They
drive you mad.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
I made that noise at one point exceptionally loud this week.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
I have your stools.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah, my stools in the kitchen.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Still my most regretful BUYE spent stupid amounts.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Of money on them when we renovated.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
They're so beautiful. And my middle child loves to not
sit still when he's eating dinner. When he's sitting on them,
rocking back and forth, he rocks, he jumps on, off, on, off,
walks around.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Anyway, it's our number one line.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Bobby sits still, Bobby sits ill, Bobby, sit down, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Have you tried drugging him?
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I haven't anyway, recommend having dinner. And he jumped off.
And as he's jumped off the whole stool, he must
have like flicked it at the same time or.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Something launched himself off.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
So Bobby was completely fine.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
But the stool has crashed so hard into the tiles
on the floor that it has chipped paint from the top,
the middle, and the bottom of the stool.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
And it's just chipped the paint right off it.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
What's an expensive stool go for?
Speaker 10 (29:17):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
What's the dollar amount? And no, no, you don't want
to sound like you're rich, you know you're not. But
you've spent too much on the stools.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
How much they were like fourteen hundred dollars each.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You idiot?
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I know, I told you. I did it at nighttime
it was eleven PM and bought.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
A white couch too. I told you no, I bought.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
A cream one and to be honest, the stools were
more expensive than the gouch.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Jesus, huge regret and all the paint's gone.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Sarah, what's made you gough this week? With the kids?
Speaker 9 (29:48):
Oh, my daughter's got headline again for the whole.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Getting we get.
Speaker 6 (29:54):
Rid of it and then to make it worse, he
wanted to look.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
At one of them under the microscope on does she
hang out with dirty children?
Speaker 6 (30:02):
No? Friend?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Hey, Sarah, my girlfriend her daughter always gets them as well,
and she was told to put her hair, her daughter's
hair in braids, really tight braids, and that seems to
have kind of stopped.
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Well, we just I don't know what we got. We
get rid of it and then yeah, I don't know
if they hug or what they do, but.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Listen, go Snad O'Connor on her and just clip. Renee
is here as well, Renee, what has made you go
with the kids this week?
Speaker 9 (30:35):
My four year old son got given his melowtone and
gummy before bed.
Speaker 6 (30:39):
He decided he didn't.
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Want to so through it in the kitchen rubbish twin.
On top of all the free starts and those the
days through a trim saying he wanted to grab it
out of a rubbish.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
And but still eating out of the garbage or not
having your melotone and not going to sleep. Take the garment.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You eat that gummy son?
Speaker 6 (31:02):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 9 (31:03):
It's pretty grow.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Unless it's on top of like raw chicken leftovers and stuff.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
And then is that him in the background, Rene?
Speaker 9 (31:10):
Not nothing raw?
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Sorry, that's good.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Is that him there in the background.
Speaker 9 (31:14):
Yeah, he's not happy. I'm sharing his story to be honest.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
He was on the radio shy dirty boy. Okay, thank you, Renee.
We're going to give everyone two hundred dollars vouchers for
mermaid Head, so enjoy that, Renee. Thanks for the calls.
We've got to get out of here. We're back tomorrow,
eight a m. Same time, same place, see the same
same gear. See you tomorrow, See you guys. Fake Chris
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