July 25, 2025 • 28 mins
That One Friend – That Brings Out The Worst In You
Happy Gilmore 2 – On Netflix!
Kids Entertainment – Now Vs Back Then
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's got good.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Morning that remains to be seen Chris Paige and Amy
pay Good morning everyone, Happy Saturday. Amy, How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm better for seeing you. Oh so sweat just being
away from my family for a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I had a bit of a b in my bonno
over the course of the last week.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What I didn't realize was how many.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I will rephrase that I knew how many, but I
didn't realize how much I enjoyed having quite a clear
inbox until I had the school holiday break. And now
I'm back at school. And when I tell you, I
am getting peppered email after email after email, like multiple
emails a day.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Is your school the same?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
She wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't give them my emails.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Ran, I wouldn't even know either.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They don't that none of them have my number. It's great.
I mean, Georgie deals with all of that. She's the
organized one, so I think it's best.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, I don't even know if I'm the organized one.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's just almost like it's expected of me as a
wife and mother.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, I've said Ryan mentally would not be up to that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He would absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He wouldn't read them, so you have to do it,
or if he does, he would skim them and he'd
miss all the actual dates and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's one of those guys that goes to work and
is like weirdly totally professional at his job, then comes home.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I say this all the time. He has one brain
and it's for work. And then the version of Ryan
that we get at.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Home is like, no, don't do the voice.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, it's it's like he's had
a lobotomy when he gets home.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Anyway, So school emails, I'm not here for it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I reckon I could employ someone just to read all
my kids school emails every single day, book week, open week,
principal's award week, bloody public speaking awards.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This that is just relentless PWSA.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I had a cute one from Oscar on his first
day back at already. He was really sad when he
got No, he hasn't been swearing six kids again. No,
he was really sad. I said, what's happened, and he goes, well,
there was a tree at school and it was my
favorite tree, and they cut it down in the school holidays,
and he was really cut up about it. Sweet that
he was sad that his favorite tree had been cut down.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That'd be a little tree hugger as he grows up.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Better be a greens voter. Oscar. Okay, coming up, Amy's
got a big one coming up. It's going to be
a big night. But it's not the venue or it's
who it's with. It's not that bad. I think it's
going to be pretty bad that is coming up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I have a little bit of anxiety.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I have this one friend and she's been a long
a girlfriend of mine for a long time now.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We live in separate states, and thank god we do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Because she is my like wild, wild, good time slash
somewhat of a liability friend loose.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I didn't want to say the word loose.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not saying like a loose woman, loose party girl.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She loves to have a good time, she loves to
let her hair down, and when we get together we do.
We're like two girls who probably belong on the Hangover movie.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What's infectious, isn't it. When you're with me that friend,
it does rub off on you, and it makes you
the worst version of herself.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
The loosest version of myself.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And I think like there's a saving grace to the
fact that we live in separate states, that we would
be far too dangerous if we were in the same state.
I got me thinking like, I've actually got all different
types of girlfriend. Like I've got this loose girlfriend and
then my best friend. She is a good time, but
nowhere near is loose boring.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, she's not boring at all. She's very She's a
good time. She's just not as wild uptight. No, are
those But hang on, I do have those friends.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I've also got the very I don't even want to
say uptight, but they're very sensible.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They don't do a lot of drinking.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They're the girls that I kind of go for dinner
with and then we wrap up by ten and I'm
home by quarter to eleven.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But do you find yourself being a little bit of
a chameleon with different friends Chameleons the lizard I know
that look for kamelion. I'm like, surely you know what
that is. I do yet, Yeah, Are you a bit
of a chameleon with different friends and turn into that
different version of Amy Gerrard?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, and I also think it's really nice to have
an array of different friends that bring out different versions
of you. Like imagine if all of my girlfriends were
just wild party animals, I probably wouldn't still be married.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Right, So yeah, or alive.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So it's nice to have like that, those different versions
of girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But do you have one?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you have a friend in particular who brings out
the worst version of you? No?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Or are you that person?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm probably that friend that makes everyone else around me
a worse person and a bigger degenerate And no, look
in my drinking career, I was a fun time going out,
but yes, a bit of a liability. Yeah, look no,
And I do have another friend who also works in radio.
(05:44):
Like when I say I'm going out to lunch with
old mate Georgie'll be like, ok, I see you in
two days. Okay, So yeah, there's that. But no, my
probably my best friend of the world. His name is
Dan Sutton. He works at Channel ten. You've probably seen
him on the Telly at some point. He's just the
best rounder. He's just such a good, wholesome human being around.
(06:06):
Not to say he's not fun, but he's he makes
me want to be a better.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And I think that's the same as my best friend.
And I think they are the people that you latch onto, Yes,
like the loose, wild ones.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They're a good time in small doses, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Right, Whereas I think the people that you become super
close with and trust unconditionally and all that kind of stuff,
they're they're really wholesome people.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And they can be your sort of moral watermark as well.
Like I could go if I'm about to do something, Yes,
I can go, what would Dan Sutton do? Dan wouldn't
do that, So I'm not going to either.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
My girlfriend Lauren, who's my best friend. She's the girl
if I'm out dancing and I'm in a short skirt
and my butt is out, she will come and shield me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, she's a good like she looks after me.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh you butt's actually as in like.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
If I've worn something short and I'm doing inappropriate dance moves.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, I'm more of the wild one in that friendship,
and she keeps me a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Tang Yesterday, Netflix, that happy Gilmore too. When they announced this,
and it was about a year ago, Adam Sandler said
he was making. I was like, yes, that movie is
a part.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Of it's iconic.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I remember growing up watching Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, all
those things. I actually watched both of those movies with
my kids during the school holidays.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We've just revisited the original Happy Gilmore as well. I
know it's, you know, got a few swears in and stuff,
but they hear it at school, they'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I actually think that Billy Madison was a little bit
more inappropriate than Happy Gilmore. I think Happy Gilmore was
a little bit more grown up in terms of the
storyline and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But there were some things in the Billy Madison.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh when he goes back to school and starts potting
the kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, exactly, and the kid that's stuttering and he's like
today Junior.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I actually realized that.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So many of my one liners that I use come
from Billy Madison, Like I will alway anyone that used
to have a got me.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I used to be like, don't tell me my business,
devil woman?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, is that you want some of this milk side burns,
I'd rather have a beer.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, there's so many one liners from Billy Madison that
I use as a fully grown adult.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
When I's doing the debating competition with Eric at the
ending of us. What you have just said is one
of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Everyone
in this room is now dumber having heard it. Anyway, iconic,
it's great. Please Billy Madison to Netflix. I you listening.
Let's get working on that. Yeah, but yeah, I haven't
watched this yet with the we went back to the
(08:40):
original and can't wait to watch this with the kids
this weekend. My name is Happy Gilmore. Thirty years ago,
I decided to give golf a train. But even when
you're at the top of your game, you can always
shank one. Happy Gilmore sucks. Everyone is talking about it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Come back here.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Can claim mister Gilmore so inspired?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh my god, you stole my life from me. Why
would I want to steal the life of somebody who
eats pieces of shit for breakfast? So I'm pumped. Yes,
shoot at McGavin is his back. He's back. That's who
(09:34):
he was talking to with the odd breakfast choice.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, it's so good. You gotta go to the movies.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't think it's on the movie. It's only on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh, it never came out of the movie.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, straight to straight to Netflix, straight straight on the telly. No,
it's a good thing because Adam Sandler is like Netflix's
number one pay guy. He's on like a one hundred
million dollar Netflix. It's like a Vegas residency. Basically, he
only does Netflix movies and he's like their number one
most streamed actor. He's like their biggest stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Can I ask you, have you ever said Adam Sandler
play a serious character? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was serious. And there's a movie called Uncut Gems
a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I can't in my head, I can't even picture it
because he's always so like goofy.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah. Yeah, No, he's actually pretty good. He was made
for a Golden Globe for acting for Uncut Gems.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, Uncut Gems. I'm going to google check it out.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It'll get your anxiety racing that movie. It's foor Okay,
it's tense.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'll stick to Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, and please Billy Madison too. It's got to come back.
Although is that going to be a trickier one to remake?
Because what he's like sixty out. That was one part
of the trailer. I really didn't like when he said
thirty years ago, and I sort of went, oh, God,
that's how old we are. That's how old we are.
That Happy Gilmo was thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
In my head, I'm still twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, I know in my head. Yeah, Happy Gilmore would
have come out about ten.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That old? Does it? Thirty is ridiculous? Anyway, enjoy that
movie didn't screen for the but Adam Sandler movies never,
they never do. They don't like any of these movies.
It's like, you know, if you're going to watch The
water Boy or something, you don't do it because all
the critics. Yeah, yeah, didn't win any Oscars.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Funny that.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I wanted to just ask you what your childhood used
to be like? And I'll tell you why I want
to ask this question because obviously we've come off the
back of school holidays and I don't know about your kids,
but every single day my kids would wake up and
they would come walk into my bedroom and the first
thing they'd say to me is what are.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
We doing today?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And yeah, you have to plan stuff?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, yeah, they expected me to keep them entertained every
single day. They My daughter almost wanted an itemized itinery
of what we were doing mid morning for a lunch.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And then after my.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wife made one of those school holidays because it was
like minecraft camp. And well that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So they're getting sent to things, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
But you mean a day where they just want to go, Right,
We'll go to the movies, then we'll go to time
Zone and then.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Hang on a second, all of these things. Yeah, Charlie
wanted to go ice skating. All of these things cost
so much money.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And I remember being a kid, even in the long
summer holidays, you know, six seven weeks holidays, I reckon
my mom would take me to the movies maybe once
in six weeks. Once I would be taken to the movies.
Once in the bloomeron we'd be able to go into
the city, maybe catch a ferry somewhere. That's it, one
or two things, and the rest of the time we
(12:36):
were just basically shunned outside and forced to make our
own entertainment.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Have you confronted your mum about this and go, hey,
what did you do?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had this exact conversation with her, and she said
you used up, You used your imagination. You would make
up games, you would play in the bush, you'd build caves,
and I remember I used to go. Me and my
brothers would walk around for like, looking for council cleanups.
We'd find like a mattress with wheels on it, and
we would send each other down the hill on it.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Did one of us die almost?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But oh god? Shopping trolleys were always fun shopping.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Or we would do the like the Red Wins, like
the house Bins we do knock and run.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
We were run. Did you ever do the burning dog
poop Billy Madison style?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I've never done the burning dog poo.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I also used to flash my boobs off a bridge
with a girlfriend of mine carin thinking that the cars
underneath were far far away, and having now driven on
that highway underneath the bridge, that they would have seen everything,
including my entire face and identity.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So what would we rather?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Though?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Because I'm thinking, I think back to some of the
stuff I got up to, and it was going out
with my mates and throwing things at cars, and yeah,
and knock and run and all those pranks, and you go,
would I rather? My boys, Henry and Oscar were doing
that and getting up to a bit of mischief and
maybe doing some risk taking behavior or running it home
(13:59):
on an iPad because I know they're safe. They're not
going to crack their skull open on an iPad. Yes,
But is it rotting their skull from the inside, Well, yeah, what's.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I would love to know the answer. I feel like
it's all about having a bit of balance.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I feel like one or two things during the week
is okay, and then the other days drinks. For holidays,
I just basically stayed at home, Like we've got a
fire trail underneath our house, and we've got older boys
in our street and they have built all these really
big bike jumps right now. They've all got mountain bikes
with the suspension so they can support themselves on the jumps.
(14:40):
But on the left hand side of where the jumps
are as they go down a hill is like a
drop off, right, it's not a steep decline. Like if
you fall and you fall over the edge, you're not
instantly dead.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
But there is a there is a chance that you
may die.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So if you get the death wobbles on one of
the jumps and at the side it's like hospital.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Time, hospital, like someone's breaking your leg, for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And so I always used to encourage Bobby to go
out into the street ride his bike, always be outside.
I think it's really good, especially for a kid like
my middle child who's very a TV. But now that
they've transitioned down to the fire trail, okay, it's kind
of dangerous.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, but that's even when.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I was growing up. That's what me and my brothers
used to do.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh, what about a force We used to We had
bush at the end of our street growing up, and we, yeah,
me and the kids across the street went down and
built a mad like force or clubhouse sort of thing
in a secret spot in the bush.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well we used to build.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I used to go and make caves and write no
boys allowed with me and my next door neighbors, and
we would take.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Down our lunch. We'd have like picnic in these caves.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
These caves, when I tell you, they are riddled with
snakes and red backs.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And it was a bit of graffiti as well, some
empty vodka bottles and city all that sort of stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I don't know what's better.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I mean, I know that I don't want my kids
inside all the time watching screens.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Sure, but yeah, go out and throw some frocksy cars, guys,
not rocks, just water bombs.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Sure, water bombs, get them a vape saving thing. I
just love that you had a sign saying oh boys allowed. Yeah,
you turned about fifteen and changed it to all boys welcome.
Come on in, Chris, Hi, Hi, it's that time of
the week where we go inside that secret society of
women In the Facebook mum's group. What's the big issue
(16:26):
in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
This mum wrote in and said, Hi, mums, I've been
feeling like I need a break after the recent school
holidays and finally booked a little solo get away with friends, yes,
no kids. Feels like I'm being constantly judged for it.
Some of the comments I've been told lately have been
pretty harsh. How could you leave your kids behind? Real
moms don't go on trips without their kids.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Don't you feel guilty? I mean, honestly, who are these people?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's honestly starting to make me question whether I'm doing
the right thing. My partner is super supportive, Can I
do this? Or am I being a selfish person?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Big issue do the people have kids that are going
how could you leave your kids behind? Surely they're not.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sure she didn't put in that information, but surely this
is a piss take What like once, once you have kids,
your entire identity needs to become looking after them every
single waking minute.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
That is the biggest.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Load of dogs balls I've ever heard. People need to
be removed from your friendship group. Yeah, they probably don't
have a supportive partner who encourages them to go out.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Ryan my partner, my husband.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
He knows how hard it is raising three children and
trying to have a career at the same time. He
will actively encourage me to go out and fill my
cup up.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Sometimes if I don't, he's like, why don't you go
and have dinner with.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Bezel Law, Like he actively encourages me because he knows
how important it is.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
My wife, Georgie has just been given a trip by
her work to and it'll either be solo or like
a girl's trip to Byron, and I'm thrilled for it. Yeah, Like, yeah,
it'll be a sort of intense weekend, you know, having
the kids solo. But I'll lean on the grandparents a
bit as well, and exactly. I'll ship Actually, I'll ship
them both off to the then I'll just have some
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peace and quiet for them.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Well, you could just parent your own children for a weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Also, who's judging a parent? Now, that's you judging me?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, I mean, I'm a man.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm not allowed in the Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You aren't allowed in the Facebook mum's group. But I
would say to this mum, you are not being a
selfish person. In fact, you, out of all the people
on earth, deserve a break more so, Yeah, raising kids
is no easy feet, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I like when you said filling your cup is the
way of putting it, because yeah, your cup can get
pretty empty after day in day out of just parenting stuff.
So you're going to be a better mum if you
can go top that up.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I am one a better person when I've had a
break from my kids.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
A mate of mine does a trip I think it's
a boys trip. Every three months, a bunch of them
go away to this farm. One of them has a
few hours out of the city. They call it broke back. Now,
I don't think they're actually all potting each other, but
that's just what they call it.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What sorry men, Yeah, all men are they stay at
home dads or.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
They're all all working dads. But they just go for
a weekend. But it's a boys weekend where they chat, sport,
they play pool, they ride I think they play polo
with quad bikes, all of that sort of stuff. But
does it every three months religiously and says it just
yeah Philsey's cup. Everyone's mental health is better just having
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that boys weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, I mean, this isn't really about men, but it's
about moms because this mum probably looks after our kids
and works, like.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I do have an amazing talent of bringing anything back.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah I know, yeah you do.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I've got a cheating story for you. I told you.
It involved a tampon.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm not looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, it's all good. It was in the package. Meet
lois a woman from the UK who has gone viral
on the top because she suspected her boyfriend of cheating
on her. And I think she's still not convinced that
he Wasn't tell you what happened. She found a tampon
that wasn't hers, so obviously not her brand.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Or you kind of stick to what you know and
like maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
She's a pad girl. I don't know. Doesn't say that
about Lois Yere. Anyway, she knew it wasn't her tampon,
and she found it under the dresser in her boyfriend's bedroom.
So she's gone, right, who's this fallen out from? You know?
It doesn't there's no and he goes, oh, I've never
seen that before in my life.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Classic male response.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
As you would. He said, I don't know. It must
be here from like the previous owner. That dresser was here,
like the house came partly furnished. Dresser was here. She's like,
M don't know. So the reason she's gone viral is
she went away and did some detective work of her own.
I don't know, you know. But on the side of
(21:11):
a individual tampon wrapper is a little serial number. She
contacted the good people at Tampaks and said, can you
tell me when this tampon was made so I can
see whether or not it was before or after we
started dating. YEP, So Tampacs have actually written her this
(21:31):
long email back saying the code on the wrapper is
the production code indicates the date the tampons were manufactured,
and based on the code, that particular tampon was made
on December eleventh, twoenty and nineteen.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, but that doesn't matter, that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, they didn't start dating until twenty twenty one or something,
so I mean it was made well before they started dating.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Sure that there's boxes of tampons that sit on the
shelves or like out in the back at Woolies or
wherever this lady lives for years.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, Tampacs have gone into that as well. In this email.
They're very helpful. I said, while tampons don't actually have
an expiry date, we do say they have a shelf
life of about five years if stored properly. So twenty eighteen,
twenty eighteen, I mean, I guess you could use it.
But it's you know.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's just odd that she's just finding that tampon now. Firstly,
has she never cleaned there before? I'm assuming she was
cleaning or was she snooping? And is she snooping because
she's got a gut feeling that something's going on? Because
my response to that is when you get a gut
feeling as a female, when your intuition is saying there's
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something up, there is always something up.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The fact that she's gone and done even further deep
diving means that she doesn't believe him.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Well, that's why she has and you wouldn't believe this
divided opinion on the internet where a lot of people
saying she's a psycho. This woman sounds nuts. Now other
people going that's actually really brilliant.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It's actually very clever.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Using the serial number. What do you reckon? Yeah, I mean,
the jury's still out whether or not he was changed.
So the tampon, it's twenty twenty five, so the tampon
has technically it's shelf lights over. But yeah, but it's
not like they fall apart. I'm guessing. Yeah, if stored
correctly in a cool, dry place like under.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
The dresser, just seems a bit odd.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Like how I mean I need obviously I need more
detail around, like how long have they been living in.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
That apartment for? Why has she only found it now?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Cheater or keeper? This guy? What do you Cheatah?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, all right, that's my two cents, Chris.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And we've just heard the story of a woman in
the UK who thinks she's caught her boyfriend cheating, but
not sure because she found another woman's unused in the
packet tampon under his dresser. She found out the date
it was made and it was before they were together.
But the jury's out. Yeah, you say he's a cheater. Yes,
all right, if you're so smart, we're going to play
cheater or keeper. I've got some stories here. Men were
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getting busted and their excuses, and you can tell me
if they're like.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
How it's all men?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh no, no, no, don't worry, don't worry this. I've
got a bird. I've got a bird in here. That's
all right. I'll give you a warm up one. This
is really easy, okay. In Melbourn, model Christina Podulan suspected
a boyfriend after hearing some rumors he deleted flirtatious texts,
but he forgot the Apple Watch had sinked all of
his text messages and she found the steamy messages under
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fake names. Yeah, so that's case closed. That's not a
good run.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That is downright cheating.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And I just wanted to get it out there as
a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Of all men listening stuff sinking.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
To the cloud, and your TV and your fridge now
is connected to the internet.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Cheat. Yeah, it's getting harder and harder. To be a
dirty dog, so just don't be one.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
All right. I'll give you another technology one an electric toothbrush.
And this has technology gone too far. In the UK,
a wife noticed that her electric toothbrush app logging her
husband's brush time at odd hours when he was supposed
to be at work, but she was getting things like
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him brushing his teeth at ten forty eight a when
he's off at work. He said he took his electric
toothbrush to work because he just wants to be diligent
and have good oral hygiene. Horal hor.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Okay, was it just once during the day or well.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
He certainly didn't do it again after this, so yeah
it was once? But was once enough cheeta or keep
her amy dry?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Look, I that's a tricky one because I am big
on oral hygiene and hygien I'm big on oral hygiene,
and I actually knew a girl who would bring her
toothbrush to work and after her lunch she would brush
her teeth electric.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, she brought her electric toothbrush to work.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Okay, Well, if you're big on oral hygiene, everyone knows
that electric toothbrushes are by far better.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
But would you pack it up and bring it to
work travel version or something that.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Potentially what's the other alternative?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That he's got a girlfriend and missus over and he's
using his toothbrush on her.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's no, he's cleaning his teeth before they hook up. Oh,
he's got minty fresh breath before before his mistress comes over.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I don't reckon he's a Cheetah Okay, keeper keeper.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
All right, we'll give him the tick deck. We I
don't actually have the answers for you. This is how
bad this game is, okay. A Queensland woman became suspicious
after her husband claimed a lot of trips to New
South Wales to visit his family. She checked the Flyby's
supermarket app though, and found a lot of purchases made
near one of his ex girlfriend's houses in Queensland. He
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said he was just passing through Cheetah, a keeper.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
As in he he's making trips to New South Wales.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yes, but I'm assuming he's driving, so he said he's no, no, no,
that area was on my way and I stopped to
get some.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Stuff and he's using his Flyby points.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, no, he's swiped his fly By card at Coal's.
But he didn't think the flybys. Card had an app
that monitors Yeah where you use cheetah Cheetah yep, probably
with you on that one. All right, I've got a dirty,
dirty girl for you here, a female cheater maybe yep.
Her partner discovered an online dating profile of her his girlfriend.
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He assumed betrayal, but she said, oh no, that's my
younger sister just using my photo on her profile.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I have actually had my photos used on dating websites,
you know, where people like just steal your photos, like.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
If you search hot blonde Instagram or something, you get
a photo of.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No as in like you know, sometimes it happens to everybody,
like they'll take photos from your profile and they'll start
a fake account, right.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It never happened to me. Funny that I think generally
people want to upgrade online dating.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I've had someone send me I don't know which one
it was, Maybe it was Tinder. My name was like
Tina or something, a fake name, but with my photos.
So had that lady led with, oh it's just a
fake account, then they're using my photos, I'd probably be like, nah,
she's legit.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
But the younger sister.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Card, I don't know why would they, I mean unless
they look super similar.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And why would you use the older sister on a
dating profile? It should be the old maybe sister using
the younger one. But yeah, she must she must be hotter.
Maybe the younger one's got a bung eye or something.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Maybe I feel like maybe there's a bit of cheaterah, Yeah,
this behavior going on there.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, we got to give to the girls as well.
Let's let's say she's dirty, dirty cheetah, all right,
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Let's got good.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Morning that remains to be seen Chris Paige and Amy
pay Good morning everyone, Happy Saturday. Amy, How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm better for seeing you. Oh so sweat just being
away from my family for a couple of hours.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
Yeah, I tell you what.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
I had a bit of a b in my bonno
over the course of the last week.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
What I didn't realize was how many.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I will rephrase that I knew how many, but I
didn't realize how much I enjoyed having quite a clear
inbox until I had the school holiday break. And now
I'm back at school. And when I tell you, I
am getting peppered email after email after email, like multiple
emails a day.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Is your school the same?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
She wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't give them my emails.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Ran, I wouldn't even know either.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
They don't that none of them have my number. It's great.
I mean, Georgie deals with all of that. She's the
organized one, so I think it's best.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Well, I don't even know if I'm the organized one.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It's just almost like it's expected of me as a
wife and mother.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, I've said Ryan mentally would not be up to that.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
He would absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
He wouldn't read them, so you have to do it,
or if he does, he would skim them and he'd
miss all the actual dates and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
He's one of those guys that goes to work and
is like weirdly totally professional at his job, then comes home.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I say this all the time. He has one brain
and it's for work. And then the version of Ryan
that we get at.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Home is like, no, don't do the voice.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, it's it's like he's had
a lobotomy when he gets home.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Anyway, So school emails, I'm not here for it.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I reckon I could employ someone just to read all
my kids school emails every single day, book week, open week,
principal's award week, bloody public speaking awards.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
This that is just relentless PWSA.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I had a cute one from Oscar on his first
day back at already. He was really sad when he
got No, he hasn't been swearing six kids again. No,
he was really sad. I said, what's happened, and he goes, well,
there was a tree at school and it was my
favorite tree, and they cut it down in the school holidays,
and he was really cut up about it. Sweet that
he was sad that his favorite tree had been cut down.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
That'd be a little tree hugger as he grows up.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Better be a greens voter. Oscar. Okay, coming up, Amy's
got a big one coming up. It's going to be
a big night. But it's not the venue or it's
who it's with. It's not that bad. I think it's
going to be pretty bad that is coming up.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
I have a little bit of anxiety.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I have this one friend and she's been a long
a girlfriend of mine for a long time now.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
We live in separate states, and thank god we do.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Because she is my like wild, wild, good time slash
somewhat of a liability friend loose.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I didn't want to say the word loose.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I'm not saying like a loose woman, loose party girl.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
She loves to have a good time, she loves to
let her hair down, and when we get together we do.
We're like two girls who probably belong on the Hangover movie.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
What's infectious, isn't it. When you're with me that friend,
it does rub off on you, and it makes you
the worst version of herself.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
The loosest version of myself.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
And I think like there's a saving grace to the
fact that we live in separate states, that we would
be far too dangerous if we were in the same state.
I got me thinking like, I've actually got all different
types of girlfriend. Like I've got this loose girlfriend and
then my best friend. She is a good time, but
nowhere near is loose boring.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
No, she's not boring at all. She's very She's a
good time. She's just not as wild uptight. No, are
those But hang on, I do have those friends.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
I've also got the very I don't even want to
say uptight, but they're very sensible.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
They don't do a lot of drinking.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
They're the girls that I kind of go for dinner
with and then we wrap up by ten and I'm
home by quarter to eleven.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
But do you find yourself being a little bit of
a chameleon with different friends Chameleons the lizard I know
that look for kamelion. I'm like, surely you know what
that is. I do yet, Yeah, Are you a bit
of a chameleon with different friends and turn into that
different version of Amy Gerrard?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, and I also think it's really nice to have
an array of different friends that bring out different versions
of you. Like imagine if all of my girlfriends were
just wild party animals, I probably wouldn't still be married.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Right, So yeah, or alive.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So it's nice to have like that, those different versions
of girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But do you have one?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Do you have a friend in particular who brings out
the worst version of you? No?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Or are you that person?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I'm probably that friend that makes everyone else around me
a worse person and a bigger degenerate And no, look
in my drinking career, I was a fun time going out,
but yes, a bit of a liability. Yeah, look no,
And I do have another friend who also works in radio.
(05:44):
Like when I say I'm going out to lunch with
old mate Georgie'll be like, ok, I see you in
two days. Okay, So yeah, there's that. But no, my
probably my best friend of the world. His name is
Dan Sutton. He works at Channel ten. You've probably seen
him on the Telly at some point. He's just the
best rounder. He's just such a good, wholesome human being around.
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Not to say he's not fun, but he's he makes
me want to be a better.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And I think that's the same as my best friend.
And I think they are the people that you latch onto, Yes,
like the loose, wild ones.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
They're a good time in small doses, yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Right, Whereas I think the people that you become super
close with and trust unconditionally and all that kind of stuff,
they're they're really wholesome people.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
And they can be your sort of moral watermark as well.
Like I could go if I'm about to do something, Yes,
I can go, what would Dan Sutton do? Dan wouldn't
do that, So I'm not going to either.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
My girlfriend Lauren, who's my best friend. She's the girl
if I'm out dancing and I'm in a short skirt
and my butt is out, she will come and shield me.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yeah, she's a good like she looks after me.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Oh you butt's actually as in like.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
If I've worn something short and I'm doing inappropriate dance moves.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Right, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, I'm more of the wild one in that friendship,
and she keeps me a little bit more.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Tang Yesterday, Netflix, that happy Gilmore too. When they announced this,
and it was about a year ago, Adam Sandler said
he was making. I was like, yes, that movie is
a part.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Of it's iconic.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I remember growing up watching Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, all
those things. I actually watched both of those movies with
my kids during the school holidays.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We've just revisited the original Happy Gilmore as well. I
know it's, you know, got a few swears in and stuff,
but they hear it at school, they'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I actually think that Billy Madison was a little bit
more inappropriate than Happy Gilmore. I think Happy Gilmore was
a little bit more grown up in terms of the
storyline and stuff.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
But there were some things in the Billy Madison.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Oh when he goes back to school and starts potting
the kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, exactly, and the kid that's stuttering and he's like
today Junior.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
I actually realized that.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
So many of my one liners that I use come
from Billy Madison, Like I will alway anyone that used
to have a got me.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
I used to be like, don't tell me my business,
devil woman?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, is that you want some of this milk side burns,
I'd rather have a beer.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, there's so many one liners from Billy Madison that
I use as a fully grown adult.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
When I's doing the debating competition with Eric at the
ending of us. What you have just said is one
of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. Everyone
in this room is now dumber having heard it. Anyway, iconic,
it's great. Please Billy Madison to Netflix. I you listening.
Let's get working on that. Yeah, but yeah, I haven't
watched this yet with the we went back to the
(08:40):
original and can't wait to watch this with the kids
this weekend. My name is Happy Gilmore. Thirty years ago,
I decided to give golf a train. But even when
you're at the top of your game, you can always
shank one. Happy Gilmore sucks. Everyone is talking about it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Come back here.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Can claim mister Gilmore so inspired?
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Oh my god, you stole my life from me. Why
would I want to steal the life of somebody who
eats pieces of shit for breakfast? So I'm pumped. Yes,
shoot at McGavin is his back. He's back. That's who
(09:34):
he was talking to with the odd breakfast choice.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, it's so good. You gotta go to the movies.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I don't think it's on the movie. It's only on Netflix.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Oh, it never came out of the movie.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
No, straight to straight to Netflix, straight straight on the telly. No,
it's a good thing because Adam Sandler is like Netflix's
number one pay guy. He's on like a one hundred
million dollar Netflix. It's like a Vegas residency. Basically, he
only does Netflix movies and he's like their number one
most streamed actor. He's like their biggest stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
Can I ask you, have you ever said Adam Sandler
play a serious character? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
He was serious. And there's a movie called Uncut Gems
a few years ago.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I can't in my head, I can't even picture it
because he's always so like goofy.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah. Yeah, No, he's actually pretty good. He was made
for a Golden Globe for acting for Uncut Gems.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Yeah, Uncut Gems. I'm going to google check it out.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It'll get your anxiety racing that movie. It's foor Okay,
it's tense.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I'll stick to Happy Gilmore too.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, and please Billy Madison too. It's got to come back.
Although is that going to be a trickier one to remake?
Because what he's like sixty out. That was one part
of the trailer. I really didn't like when he said
thirty years ago, and I sort of went, oh, God,
that's how old we are. That's how old we are.
That Happy Gilmo was thirty years ago.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
In my head, I'm still twenty five.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah, I know in my head. Yeah, Happy Gilmore would
have come out about ten.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
Ten years ago.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That old? Does it? Thirty is ridiculous? Anyway, enjoy that
movie didn't screen for the but Adam Sandler movies never,
they never do. They don't like any of these movies.
It's like, you know, if you're going to watch The
water Boy or something, you don't do it because all
the critics. Yeah, yeah, didn't win any Oscars.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Funny that.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I wanted to just ask you what your childhood used
to be like? And I'll tell you why I want
to ask this question because obviously we've come off the
back of school holidays and I don't know about your kids,
but every single day my kids would wake up and
they would come walk into my bedroom and the first
thing they'd say to me is what are.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
We doing today?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
And yeah, you have to plan stuff?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
No, yeah, they expected me to keep them entertained every
single day. They My daughter almost wanted an itemized itinery
of what we were doing mid morning for a lunch.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
And then after my.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Wife made one of those school holidays because it was
like minecraft camp. And well that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
So they're getting sent to things, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
But you mean a day where they just want to go, Right,
We'll go to the movies, then we'll go to time
Zone and then.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Hang on a second, all of these things. Yeah, Charlie
wanted to go ice skating. All of these things cost
so much money.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
And I remember being a kid, even in the long
summer holidays, you know, six seven weeks holidays, I reckon
my mom would take me to the movies maybe once
in six weeks. Once I would be taken to the movies.
Once in the bloomeron we'd be able to go into
the city, maybe catch a ferry somewhere. That's it, one
or two things, and the rest of the time we
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were just basically shunned outside and forced to make our
own entertainment.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Have you confronted your mum about this and go, hey,
what did you do?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I had this exact conversation with her, and she said
you used up, You used your imagination. You would make
up games, you would play in the bush, you'd build caves,
and I remember I used to go. Me and my
brothers would walk around for like, looking for council cleanups.
We'd find like a mattress with wheels on it, and
we would send each other down the hill on it.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Did one of us die almost?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
But oh god? Shopping trolleys were always fun shopping.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Or we would do the like the Red Wins, like
the house Bins we do knock and run.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
We were run. Did you ever do the burning dog
poop Billy Madison style?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I've never done the burning dog poo.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I also used to flash my boobs off a bridge
with a girlfriend of mine carin thinking that the cars
underneath were far far away, and having now driven on
that highway underneath the bridge, that they would have seen everything,
including my entire face and identity.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
So what would we rather?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Though?
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Because I'm thinking, I think back to some of the
stuff I got up to, and it was going out
with my mates and throwing things at cars, and yeah,
and knock and run and all those pranks, and you go,
would I rather? My boys, Henry and Oscar were doing
that and getting up to a bit of mischief and
maybe doing some risk taking behavior or running it home
(13:59):
on an iPad because I know they're safe. They're not
going to crack their skull open on an iPad. Yes,
But is it rotting their skull from the inside, Well, yeah, what's.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I would love to know the answer. I feel like
it's all about having a bit of balance.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
I feel like one or two things during the week
is okay, and then the other days drinks. For holidays,
I just basically stayed at home, Like we've got a
fire trail underneath our house, and we've got older boys
in our street and they have built all these really
big bike jumps right now. They've all got mountain bikes
with the suspension so they can support themselves on the jumps.
(14:40):
But on the left hand side of where the jumps
are as they go down a hill is like a
drop off, right, it's not a steep decline. Like if
you fall and you fall over the edge, you're not
instantly dead.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
But there is a there is a chance that you
may die.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
So if you get the death wobbles on one of
the jumps and at the side it's like hospital.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Time, hospital, like someone's breaking your leg, for sure.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And so I always used to encourage Bobby to go
out into the street ride his bike, always be outside.
I think it's really good, especially for a kid like
my middle child who's very a TV. But now that
they've transitioned down to the fire trail, okay, it's kind
of dangerous.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Yeah, but that's even when.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I was growing up. That's what me and my brothers
used to do.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh, what about a force We used to We had
bush at the end of our street growing up, and we, yeah,
me and the kids across the street went down and
built a mad like force or clubhouse sort of thing
in a secret spot in the bush.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Well we used to build.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
I used to go and make caves and write no
boys allowed with me and my next door neighbors, and
we would take.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Down our lunch. We'd have like picnic in these caves.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
These caves, when I tell you, they are riddled with
snakes and red backs.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
And it was a bit of graffiti as well, some
empty vodka bottles and city all that sort of stuff. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I don't know what's better.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
I mean, I know that I don't want my kids
inside all the time watching screens.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That's all I know.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Sure, but yeah, go out and throw some frocksy cars, guys,
not rocks, just water bombs.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Sure, water bombs, get them a vape saving thing. I
just love that you had a sign saying oh boys allowed. Yeah,
you turned about fifteen and changed it to all boys welcome.
Come on in, Chris, Hi, Hi, it's that time of
the week where we go inside that secret society of
women In the Facebook mum's group. What's the big issue
(16:26):
in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
This mum wrote in and said, Hi, mums, I've been
feeling like I need a break after the recent school
holidays and finally booked a little solo get away with friends, yes,
no kids. Feels like I'm being constantly judged for it.
Some of the comments I've been told lately have been
pretty harsh. How could you leave your kids behind? Real
moms don't go on trips without their kids.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Don't you feel guilty? I mean, honestly, who are these people?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
It's honestly starting to make me question whether I'm doing
the right thing. My partner is super supportive, Can I
do this? Or am I being a selfish person?
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Big issue do the people have kids that are going
how could you leave your kids behind? Surely they're not.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Sure she didn't put in that information, but surely this
is a piss take What like once, once you have kids,
your entire identity needs to become looking after them every
single waking minute.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
That is the biggest.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Load of dogs balls I've ever heard. People need to
be removed from your friendship group. Yeah, they probably don't
have a supportive partner who encourages them to go out.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
Ryan my partner, my husband.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
He knows how hard it is raising three children and
trying to have a career at the same time. He
will actively encourage me to go out and fill my
cup up.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Sometimes if I don't, he's like, why don't you go
and have dinner with.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Bezel Law, Like he actively encourages me because he knows
how important it is.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
My wife, Georgie has just been given a trip by
her work to and it'll either be solo or like
a girl's trip to Byron, and I'm thrilled for it. Yeah, Like, yeah,
it'll be a sort of intense weekend, you know, having
the kids solo. But I'll lean on the grandparents a
bit as well, and exactly. I'll ship Actually, I'll ship
them both off to the then I'll just have some
(18:12):
peace and quiet for them.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Well, you could just parent your own children for a weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Also, who's judging a parent? Now, that's you judging me?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Well, I mean, I'm a man.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
I'm not allowed in the Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You aren't allowed in the Facebook mum's group. But I
would say to this mum, you are not being a
selfish person. In fact, you, out of all the people
on earth, deserve a break more so, Yeah, raising kids
is no easy feet, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
I like when you said filling your cup is the
way of putting it, because yeah, your cup can get
pretty empty after day in day out of just parenting stuff.
So you're going to be a better mum if you
can go top that up.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I am one a better person when I've had a
break from my kids.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
A mate of mine does a trip I think it's
a boys trip. Every three months, a bunch of them
go away to this farm. One of them has a
few hours out of the city. They call it broke back. Now,
I don't think they're actually all potting each other, but
that's just what they call it.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
What sorry men, Yeah, all men are they stay at
home dads or.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
They're all all working dads. But they just go for
a weekend. But it's a boys weekend where they chat, sport,
they play pool, they ride I think they play polo
with quad bikes, all of that sort of stuff. But
does it every three months religiously and says it just
yeah Philsey's cup. Everyone's mental health is better just having
(19:40):
that boys weekend.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yeah, I mean, this isn't really about men, but it's
about moms because this mum probably looks after our kids
and works, like.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I do have an amazing talent of bringing anything back.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Yeah I know, yeah you do.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
I've got a cheating story for you. I told you.
It involved a tampon.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm not looking forward to.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
No, it's all good. It was in the package. Meet
lois a woman from the UK who has gone viral
on the top because she suspected her boyfriend of cheating
on her. And I think she's still not convinced that
he Wasn't tell you what happened. She found a tampon
that wasn't hers, so obviously not her brand.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Or you kind of stick to what you know and
like maybe.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
She's a pad girl. I don't know. Doesn't say that
about Lois Yere. Anyway, she knew it wasn't her tampon,
and she found it under the dresser in her boyfriend's bedroom.
So she's gone, right, who's this fallen out from? You know?
It doesn't there's no and he goes, oh, I've never
seen that before in my life.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Classic male response.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
As you would. He said, I don't know. It must
be here from like the previous owner. That dresser was here,
like the house came partly furnished. Dresser was here. She's like,
M don't know. So the reason she's gone viral is
she went away and did some detective work of her own.
I don't know, you know. But on the side of
(21:11):
a individual tampon wrapper is a little serial number. She
contacted the good people at Tampaks and said, can you
tell me when this tampon was made so I can
see whether or not it was before or after we
started dating. YEP, So Tampacs have actually written her this
(21:31):
long email back saying the code on the wrapper is
the production code indicates the date the tampons were manufactured,
and based on the code, that particular tampon was made
on December eleventh, twoenty and nineteen.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Yeah, but that doesn't matter, that doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Well, they didn't start dating until twenty twenty one or something,
so I mean it was made well before they started dating.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Sure that there's boxes of tampons that sit on the
shelves or like out in the back at Woolies or
wherever this lady lives for years.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Well, Tampacs have gone into that as well. In this email.
They're very helpful. I said, while tampons don't actually have
an expiry date, we do say they have a shelf
life of about five years if stored properly. So twenty eighteen,
twenty eighteen, I mean, I guess you could use it.
But it's you know.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
It's just odd that she's just finding that tampon now. Firstly,
has she never cleaned there before? I'm assuming she was
cleaning or was she snooping? And is she snooping because
she's got a gut feeling that something's going on? Because
my response to that is when you get a gut
feeling as a female, when your intuition is saying there's
(22:36):
something up, there is always something up.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Hm.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The fact that she's gone and done even further deep
diving means that she doesn't believe him.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Well, that's why she has and you wouldn't believe this
divided opinion on the internet where a lot of people
saying she's a psycho. This woman sounds nuts. Now other
people going that's actually really brilliant.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
It's actually very clever.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Using the serial number. What do you reckon? Yeah, I mean,
the jury's still out whether or not he was changed.
So the tampon, it's twenty twenty five, so the tampon
has technically it's shelf lights over. But yeah, but it's
not like they fall apart. I'm guessing. Yeah, if stored
correctly in a cool, dry place like under.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
The dresser, just seems a bit odd.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Like how I mean I need obviously I need more
detail around, like how long have they been living in.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
That apartment for? Why has she only found it now?
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Cheater or keeper? This guy? What do you Cheatah?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, all right, that's my two cents, Chris.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
And we've just heard the story of a woman in
the UK who thinks she's caught her boyfriend cheating, but
not sure because she found another woman's unused in the
packet tampon under his dresser. She found out the date
it was made and it was before they were together.
But the jury's out. Yeah, you say he's a cheater. Yes,
all right, if you're so smart, we're going to play
cheater or keeper. I've got some stories here. Men were
(23:56):
getting busted and their excuses, and you can tell me
if they're like.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
How it's all men?
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Oh no, no, no, don't worry, don't worry this. I've
got a bird. I've got a bird in here. That's
all right. I'll give you a warm up one. This
is really easy, okay. In Melbourn, model Christina Podulan suspected
a boyfriend after hearing some rumors he deleted flirtatious texts,
but he forgot the Apple Watch had sinked all of
his text messages and she found the steamy messages under
(24:23):
fake names. Yeah, so that's case closed. That's not a
good run.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
That is downright cheating.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
And I just wanted to get it out there as
a cautionary tale.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Of all men listening stuff sinking.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
To the cloud, and your TV and your fridge now
is connected to the internet.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Cheat. Yeah, it's getting harder and harder. To be a
dirty dog, so just don't be one.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
All right. I'll give you another technology one an electric toothbrush.
And this has technology gone too far. In the UK,
a wife noticed that her electric toothbrush app logging her
husband's brush time at odd hours when he was supposed
to be at work, but she was getting things like
(25:06):
him brushing his teeth at ten forty eight a when
he's off at work. He said he took his electric
toothbrush to work because he just wants to be diligent
and have good oral hygiene. Horal hor.
Speaker 3 (25:23):
Okay, was it just once during the day or well.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
He certainly didn't do it again after this, so yeah
it was once? But was once enough cheeta or keep
her amy dry?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Look, I that's a tricky one because I am big
on oral hygiene and hygien I'm big on oral hygiene,
and I actually knew a girl who would bring her
toothbrush to work and after her lunch she would brush
her teeth electric.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Yeah, she brought her electric toothbrush to work.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Okay, Well, if you're big on oral hygiene, everyone knows
that electric toothbrushes are by far better.
Speaker 2 (25:59):
But would you pack it up and bring it to
work travel version or something that.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Potentially what's the other alternative?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
That he's got a girlfriend and missus over and he's
using his toothbrush on her.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
That's no, he's cleaning his teeth before they hook up. Oh,
he's got minty fresh breath before before his mistress comes over.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
I don't reckon he's a Cheetah Okay, keeper keeper.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
All right, we'll give him the tick deck. We I
don't actually have the answers for you. This is how
bad this game is, okay. A Queensland woman became suspicious
after her husband claimed a lot of trips to New
South Wales to visit his family. She checked the Flyby's
supermarket app though, and found a lot of purchases made
near one of his ex girlfriend's houses in Queensland. He
(26:46):
said he was just passing through Cheetah, a keeper.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
As in he he's making trips to New South Wales.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yes, but I'm assuming he's driving, so he said he's no, no, no,
that area was on my way and I stopped to
get some.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Stuff and he's using his Flyby points.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Well, no, he's swiped his fly By card at Coal's.
But he didn't think the flybys. Card had an app
that monitors Yeah where you use cheetah Cheetah yep, probably
with you on that one. All right, I've got a dirty,
dirty girl for you here, a female cheater maybe yep.
Her partner discovered an online dating profile of her his girlfriend.
(27:30):
He assumed betrayal, but she said, oh no, that's my
younger sister just using my photo on her profile.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I have actually had my photos used on dating websites,
you know, where people like just steal your photos, like.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
If you search hot blonde Instagram or something, you get
a photo of.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
No as in like you know, sometimes it happens to everybody,
like they'll take photos from your profile and they'll start
a fake account, right.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
It never happened to me. Funny that I think generally
people want to upgrade online dating.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I've had someone send me I don't know which one
it was, Maybe it was Tinder. My name was like
Tina or something, a fake name, but with my photos.
So had that lady led with, oh it's just a
fake account, then they're using my photos, I'd probably be like, nah,
she's legit.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
But the younger sister.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Card, I don't know why would they, I mean unless
they look super similar.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
And why would you use the older sister on a
dating profile? It should be the old maybe sister using
the younger one. But yeah, she must she must be hotter.
Maybe the younger one's got a bung eye or something.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Maybe I feel like maybe there's a bit of cheaterah, Yeah,
this behavior going on there.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Yeah, we got to give to the girls as well.
Let's let's say she's dirty, dirty cheetah, all right,
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