April 26, 2025 • 23 mins
Bonnie Blue
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free iHeart app. Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That remains to be seen. Chris, Paige and Amy, are
you excited that the federal election is less than a
week away?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, neither am I? Well, yeah, you should be excited
that we are not going to have to hear the ads,
read the ads, see the ads on TV.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Campaigns are like watch Peter.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Dutton filling up cars with petrol and Alban easy looking
at wind farms and Jesus, yeah, I am who are
you going to vote for?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I can't tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, I know exactly that was. That was a trick question,
because no matter what you say, people will abuse.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You will come for me. Are you I'm under I
already know who you're voting.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, for the first time in a long time, I'm
undecided because obviously it's again Elbow Darton. That's the best
we can do for the major two. And then you go,
all right, well, I'm like, I'll do it differently. I
might vote for an independent. And then you got like
Clive Palma and the trumpet and oh the teals. Don't
get me started on those rich Karens. I mean, it's
(01:32):
not a lot of hope. Who am I going to
vote for?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You should run for Prime Minister, Chris Well.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I do have the solution all of this country's problems,
as you know. Well you name one, I'll tell you
the solution the homeless death penalty.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was going to say death mellion all and actually
homeless is the worst possible thing you could have said.
For me to answer with death penalty. I know people
are like, you want to genocide the homeless. I'm well,
it did clear up the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I was going to say taxes.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, okay, I'm joking. Don't take that out of context.
Yeah right, that's going to look bad in writing page,
then suggested fixing our homeless by okay, don't anyway, good
luck in the election everyone, Yep, I don't care. Bonnie
Blue has become one of the world's most famous adult entertainers.
(02:21):
So it used to be if you were hot and
good at what you did, you'd become a really famous start.
Now it seems to reach the top of the pile
on the only fans. You need to be a bit notorious.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know how to talk about this. Woman without
probably getting canceled. But she is truly disgusting and vile,
and it's so concerning that she gets on social media
and tries to normalize it, like it's like it's something
to be proud of.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, okay, let me ask you, as a strong independent woman, Yes,
you always stand up for yourself, you stand up for
other women.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I have heard some women call it in a way empowering.
She's taking what she wants. She wants to sleep with
a lot of men for context. By the way, it's
one in twenty four hours was the current challenge, and
I believe two thousand in twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Four hours get herself a new challenge of two thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But she's doing what she wants to do. Apparently she's
made a lot of money doing it. Is there any
part of it that you look at as py empowering?
Not not your cup of tea? But good for her?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean, whatever she wants to do with her life
and her body and her private parts is her prerogative.
The luring in of other girls and like trying to
paint a lifestyle like she's trying to kind of glamorize it.
And that's the part I have a problem with boys
as young as fourteen can go and watch her stuff,
(03:53):
and it is so disgusting and like dehumanizing. Also, I
think women have come so far and we're making progress
for equality and all this kind of stuff, and then
she is just undoing all of the stuff that women
are working hard for.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Is she though, like there weren't any you know, nineteen
fifties housewives who had to cook or clean or get
a backhander. Yeah, they weren't sleeping with a thousand men.
So I mean, she's so women have progressed, just maybe
not in the right direction for everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I just don't know the right words for her.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I just think that I can think of one. You're
probably trying to avoid using it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All of the words that I want to use I
can't use right now. I just she's an atrocious role
model for women, for young girls. You know, she's sleeping
with boys that are as young as sixteen. She's luring
in young girls who are barely legal and trying to
get them involved in the same kind of work that
she does. I just it's really really uncomfortable to watch.
(04:57):
I'm all for sex workers, sex workers, real work. I'm
all for that, but these weird stats and challenges that
she does, I just I cannot support it at all.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And the fact that it has been well talking about
it now, I hate it. Well, well I brought it up.
It's alarming that has become that mainstream that's right, That
is that where society is like Western society I would say,
has gone downhill pretty heavily since TikTok social media, all
of this stuff. Is this happening in other in the
(05:30):
in the Eastern World and the Middle Eastern World. Unlikely,
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't think she's banned from all those countries. She's
banned from a lot of countries.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I just think to myself, imagine being her parents, Like
apparently her dad is on board and the MM filmed
some of the content, and I feel like it's sick.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It may just be the decay of Western society happening
before our eyes. Could be the end of the world.
That's a lot Bonnie Blue, Hey, you remember Josh Dumarl.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, he's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
We actually shouldn't. I remember, he's still alive, still working,
He's in the.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
In the new It looks like a yellowstoneish.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Type ransom Canyon's. Yes, you might remember from the TV
show Las Vegas as well.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He was really good.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Fergie was married to Fergie. I think it was still
I have. Well, he's acting like a divorce sea because
he's built himself a doomsday cabin out in the middle
of nowhere, apparently a forty minute drive to the nearest shop.
Takes the kids out there. See, I mean, I wouldn't
imagine Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas going out to
his doomsday cabin, so I figured.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That split right.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
He reckons the end of the world's coming a.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Bit of a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Look, it's a two pronged thing and a lot of it.
I know people will agree with him on this. He
takes the kids there and he says there's no iPads,
there's building a fire, there's hunting, there's fishing, there's playing games,
there's no screens, and he says it's so great for
the kids. I think everyone would best agree with that.
That sounds like heaven. Easier said than done. But he's
(06:59):
also got the doomsday element of it. Whereas it's out
in the middle of nowhere, he's making it so it's
totally self sufficient. So basically when when an unfree only
foreign power hacks all of our stuff and turns off
the grid and the electricity in the internet. Because you
know what's gonna happen. It could be any country that
does it. In China, he's ready for it. Yeah, they're
(07:22):
gonna have chickens.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So I feel like my dad is quite similar to Josh,
except minus the bunker. But he has been stockpiling cans
of baked beans since COVID. Like, if it's not cans
of baked beans, it's toilet paper. Remember when I went
all missing. Yeah, that's because my dad big Bee, had
at least I want to say, about one hundred and
eighty rolls of it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh, he was one of those people.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, he was a freak.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But I mean you don't need I mean, okay, yeah,
toilet papers, toilet No, toilet paper is lovely, but you
can live. You can live without toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean you know everyone's been camping and used a leaf.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Agree, Look, so you don't need it, but no, I mean,
I mean survival if the worst case scenario happens, you
need Like he's got wells. He's got wells for water. Oh,
he's got chickens for eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He's fully lent into the world ending he's preparing and
bracing himself. What kind of food, no idea, I'm trying
to think of what food doesn't go off.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm just saying I think he's on something though. We're
just heading that way.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It just feels like, you know, it feels crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
With Bonnie Blue and everything that we've been talking about
going on. It feels like what the world's coming to.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Put Bonnie Blue in a bunker and key correct.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Or maybe space exploration like you know, Perry Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They cent her on a one way Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
One way directly into the sun. Yeah, perfect, and go.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Look there might be some men out there for them to.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Raise some Martians. A thousand martians in twenty four hours. Okay,
I don't know why that went there, and it is
that time. What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, A mum has ridden in saying, hey, mums, I'm
really upset and I need some advice. I'm hosting a
birthday party for my son in two weeks and I
casually mentioned it to a few mums at the park
before I had even sent out the invites. Now here's
the thing. One of the other moms that was there
then went and booked the same day for her son's
party before I had sent out the invites. Now she's
(09:17):
inviting half the class, but she also hasn't invited my son. Bitch,
I'm furious that she'd just do this on purpose. Should
I confront her or should I just let it go
and focus on my own party? Any advice would be appreciated.
I'm really struggling with this big issue. I mean, that's
that is.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
A real or she did she bite the sun because
she knows that he's having his own birthday party that day?
She's a dog, Yeah, she's a low rat dog.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She's a sewer rat.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Although did she say I'm having the party in two weeks? Yeah,
that's that's not long.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, that's that's your first mistake. Who isn't planned
already in two weeks? I have to give like six
weeks notice from my kids minimum.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And this is and nowadays, when you book a place,
you got a book Wizzy World or some wiz yeah
yeah yeah, because who wants to have it at their house?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think this is pretty pretty cutthroat, pretty nasty. From
that other mum, I.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Don't know who's organizing a kid's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, but you're stuck on the two weeks. Move past that.
That's not the question here at play is The question
is question what should she do? Should she confront the mum?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yes, she had stalk her at a workplace and just
like killer, Yes you want my advice revenge?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
No, I don't want your advice on No, my go yes.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
To get gravel, to deliver it to their house. Get
a ton of gravel and say I won't be home,
just leave it on the lawn.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I want to be the bigger person here and say
you know what, rise above it, yep, and just focus
on your own party. But what this dirty dog mum
has done is she's gotten ahead of this other mum
and started inviting the whole class.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, she's not.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Your friend, Let that be known.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I would say that, be more careful about who you're
hanging out with and who you're talking to about your kids'
party plans. Yeah because this woman.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, but you know what, go head to head with her.
You hand out your invites and let the kids make
their own decision. Are they going to go to your
kids party or her kids? Party.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You know what awesome invites. Yeah, but they have to
be really nice invitation.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, deliver them, get doves to deliver them.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yes, what's your what's your selling point is buzz Light.
You're going to be.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
There, you have to go. You have to one up
this bitch.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes, yeah, we had buzz Light as Henry Oscar's party.
A grown man a buzz lightyear for a living and
hangs out with children.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, it's a good not creepy as well.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I was so comfortable with it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, it pays well. And you know what, in future,
don't drop any don't drop any hints about birthdays, plan
it earlier, yeah, no, don't planning to move past it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I know, but I'm trying to get the mind of
a woman.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, you'll never understand hanging on.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
To an issue and never dropping up.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So anyway, I feel like now that school holidays and
a long weekend is coming to an end, I feel
like I'm going to detox a little bit. I mean,
I can't even talk to you about this because we're
not on the same page and you don't drink the
same amount of wine as I do during school holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Country any wine. I found out when I start drinking,
it doesn't stop.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So yeah, I'd love to know how other mums cope, Like,
what's a coping mechanism for other mums during school holidays
that doesn't involve having a wine at the end of
the night heroin. I mean, that's probably worse than wine.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I will I will say, because I talked to you know,
other people who have a drinking problem from rehab. Yeah,
and they do say, one of this real problem irks
people a bit that this it's oh, it's five o'clock,
mummy can have a medicine. And this real normalizing of this,
you know, Oh hey it's yeah, I know, who waits
till five o'clock, right right, I know, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh, school holidays, it's two pm.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's eleven am, mummy can have a medicine. But yeah,
that whole thing of like, yeah, it's how mummy needs
to wind down after a long stress all day, the
only way is to drink wine.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, no, I think it's everybody's prerogative. If you want
to have your herbal teas, go for gold, if you
want to have your sparkling waters.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We all know herbal teas don't work as well as alcohol.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Correct, But I'd love to know people taking themselves off
for a walk after the kids go down. Or is
it chocolate?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So what do you do? You love chocolate and alcohol
and snacks.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, I'm like the nighttime snacker and a wine.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Amy's the skinny girl we all hate because she eats
like a pagan. It just looks good.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, I am actually very well balanced in terms of
like what I throughout the course of a day.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
How many porthos a week?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No, scaled back only once a week now, all right,
that's better than more than what it used to be,
right there used to be. Remember when I was going
every day after radio.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm not judging. I had. I'm spicy for breakfast better
than breakfast vodka.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Anyway. Now that school holiday's back and the long weekend
is over, I'm detoxing. So I'm gonna be upping the
pilates now kids are back at school. Waters. Maybe some
peppermint teas at.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Night and a few of your at last Rose's, which
you can order right now. Just go to Amy's Instagram page.
There is a plug for it. Got one for you here, Amy,
You like this one?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I'm taking some medication at the moment that has
some side effects. One of the side effects they warned
me about with the medication is that it can affect
your libido.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Uh huh, so as in like it disappears or it
gets heightened.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, no, no, it either disappears or diminishes. And look,
I'm at a stage of my life where I sleep
in separate beds with my wife and we got two
young kids. It's not a huge problem for anyone that
has happened. Okay, and look, not a biggie. I don't
feel you just honestly don't really think about you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Don't get that urge.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I was curious because I'd heard of it somewhere, so
I googled it and looked it up. Because there are
men who actually deliberately do this, not through a lack
of want, but it's almost like a self control thing
and taking their power back. What do they do well,
it's called the medical term is semen retention, and they
(15:28):
basically think that it's the fluid of life and it's
there because it makes life.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And yes, this is all this is all coming from
a man either fluid of life.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
To tell you the truth, no, to tell you the truth.
I think there is some of the Andrew Tate elements
that are doing this, but there are also online a
lot of more say normal men who are doing it,
who swear by the health benefits, who reckon they have
more energy, more mental focus, strength, good health by doing it.
And the challenge is to go one hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Days, one hundred days with no release.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
One hundred days of retention.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't think my husband can go a week, which
I was always told was healthy.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, yeah, I think there's a healthy balance, right you
want to?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Sure, don't yet, wouldn't your Look, I'm not a male,
so I can't. What's that term blue balls? Wouldn't you
get big?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, that is a phenomenon that only happens because again
this is I found this out googling because I was curious, going,
is this a problem that I'm not releasing? No, it's
only when you are in a state of arousal for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And don't have that release.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, that's what they call the blue balls.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So, but you're not even getting aroused.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No, and you've got a limp. Yes, I'm sitting here
in a workplace doing a radio show with you. I
think that's probably a good thing.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's a great thing. But I don't know. I feel stronger.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I think so. It's been just over three weeks. But
I'll tell you what I do I am enjoying is
I think pornography is like brain rot. I think it
is a really good thing for men to take a
break from.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I think, I mean, it all depends on how often
you're watching it personally. If they're is a balance and
it's in moderation. I don't think it's I don't think
there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think it's the type you're watching as well, as
long as you're not watching all right, you said you
reckon Ryan. Your husband couldn't go a week? No way
I want to. We've yeah, we got his na. Ok
we're gonna give a call. Okay, we'll come back. We're
gonna play two kiss hits. That's how long our producer
has to get your husband Ryan on the phone.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Can I give him the heads up at least whatever?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
You can send him a text already. We'll get your
husband Ryan on next and I want to give him
a little Seinfeld style contest and see if you can
outlast me.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Chet.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Okay, we'll see. I just told you about a thing
that you can google it, you can look it up
out loud. It's called seamen retention and they reckon. There's
a lot of health benefits to withhold and abstain, and
they save you do the one hundred day challenge of
not releasing. You feel stronger, healthier, smarter. Skin is good.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is coming from the andrew Tates of the world.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
There is that element that are like, it's man powered,
don't give it away.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What did they call it.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
There is that toxic masculine dickhead element that get involved
in it. But there are just the holistic health people
as well. And you've gone how long, just over three weeks?
You said your husband Ryan couldn't go one week, no chance.
I thought that's interesting. We've called him. Ryan's on the phone. Oh,
good morning, Ryan, Good morning, babe. We have some fun
(18:40):
me and your wife on the radio and when you
talk about some interesting things.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yes, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I've been listening live and I'm slightly disturbed where this
segment's going.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's just the timbre of his voice. It's a good voice, masculine,
isn't it. Someone who doesn't retain, not like me. You're
kiss his lady, all right? So Amy reckons you couldn't
go a week? Ryan? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Ah, why would you put yourself through that if you
didn't need to? Is my question?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well for me, I look at people who want to
run a forty two kilometer marathon and I go, what who?
And they're right or tough mutter or what the Kakoda trail?
I look at that and go, why would anyone want
to do that?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You're looking at it like a challenge.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, Look, I think I could absolutely go a week.
But would I choose to go a week? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I thought you were going to say I could absolutely
go like one hundred days, but you did, and you're
like a week? He could give a week? I reckon
you could do a week.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I reckon two weeks is probably my threshold. Yeah, and
then I get cranky, and no one wants to do
it with cranky Ryan? Could you go two weeks? Amy?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I mean I've gone way longer when I've after having
kids and stuff. That's a no go zone down there.
After that bulbous head popped out, remember Kobe.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Oh that was That was a difficult time for mate,
a difficult time for you.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It was a very humbling and spiritual moment.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's right, that's good. You're a good man.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What do you try to go a week? Can we
talk to you? Can we talk to Ryan next week
and see how he feels after one week off?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Sure? What do I get a price? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I think if you don't go for a week, we
can send you off to Lady Gaga or something.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
We can get a whole row, babe.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, oh god, all right? The challenges on even go
a week because I've gone three. But I mean, admittedly, yeah,
it's a side effect of some weird medication.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I reckon, you're going to do one hundred days easy?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, give it a go. You can tell me if
my skin looks better, if I have more energy, if
i'm sharper.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, you're not getting grumpy?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
No, well, I'm sort of always reasonably grummylines grumpy. I'm
just I'm an unhappy person, hence the medication. Okay, Well
the challenge is there, Ryan, see you go. Maybe we
can talk in a week and see how you go.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Deal. Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
All right, man, he could not get out of here
quick enough, and I don't blame it. You can report
back and see if Ryan's cranky or if his skin
looks better. Yeah, I'd love to hear what his first
one back is like after, you know, see if there's
an improvements maybe, Yeah, I want feedback. Five second Winter's coming.
I know you regularly traw my Instagram late Amy, exactly
(21:11):
what I do, photos from three years ago. You've got
to stop.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Can't help myself.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
But you would have seen the other day I went
firewood shopping, went to the landscape supplies.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And skiddy she thought, you chopped that yourself. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Standing in front of the huge mountain of firewood, just
filling up the boot and it just it just made
me happy.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah. You do love a fire, don't you.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I just love that about winter, that I can light
the fire again in just that real warmth from an
open fire.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I actually feel like that's the only good thing about winter.
Fireplaces and red wine.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, red wine is kind of crap during summer, like
a big heavy charaz on a forty degree day.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No thank you, no thank you, not even a child
red During summer, it's all about cozing up under a blanket, fireplace, cheese, cheese,
flatter cheese, and red huh. I also enjoy the fact
that I don't when I fake tan, I don't have
to fake tan my entire body. I just do my
face in my hands.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And other than that, you're like ghostly.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
White, sick. I look like a sick child with polio.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Stop it so sexy.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
She's pasty. She's a pasty yeah, pasty one.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
What else? How do you get there? I know you
love summer. You're a summer girl. Everything. You love swimming,
you love the beach.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I just feel like that. My mood is better in
summer too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The weather affects your mood, right and dark rain. It's
why English people are all miserable. Correct, So I'm sorry.
Your mum's English.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
She did move.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Here's why she moved to Australia, and she never went home.
You either steal a loaf of bread or you just
get sick of the weather. What convicts?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, yeah, that's a funny thing.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You know, we as Australians, we really sugarcoat the fact
that we're convicts because everyone goes off. I'm a convict
because you know, my great great great great great grandfather
stole a loaf of bread to feed his family. They
didn't all to steal bread. I mean it's murderous.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Where have you gone with this?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
We're convicts, and I'm just saying talking.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
About open five places in red Wine.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No, I'm just saying, we didn't all just steal bread.
Some of us are bad, bad people.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Anyway, that might be your bloodline.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
So I've got my firewood. Yeah, that was good. If
you say the only good thing about winter is a
fire and wine, you've got to get yourself a hot
tub the spa. You take the lid off and the
steam's coming off at that hot water, and you just
get naked and just lower yourself in slowly on your Yeah,
you can deal it with a friend, a neighbor, one
of your cleaners Argentina, but they speak Spanish. Okay, there
(23:42):
you go.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
All right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
See see husta luego one.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What we're trying to say. All right, let's go, all right,
let's get out of here,
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free iHeart app. Yes, sir, let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That remains to be seen. Chris, Paige and Amy, are
you excited that the federal election is less than a
week away?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
No, neither am I? Well, yeah, you should be excited
that we are not going to have to hear the ads,
read the ads, see the ads on TV.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Campaigns are like watch Peter.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Dutton filling up cars with petrol and Alban easy looking
at wind farms and Jesus, yeah, I am who are
you going to vote for?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I can't tell you that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
No, I know exactly that was. That was a trick question,
because no matter what you say, people will abuse.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
You will come for me. Are you I'm under I
already know who you're voting.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
No, for the first time in a long time, I'm
undecided because obviously it's again Elbow Darton. That's the best
we can do for the major two. And then you go,
all right, well, I'm like, I'll do it differently. I
might vote for an independent. And then you got like
Clive Palma and the trumpet and oh the teals. Don't
get me started on those rich Karens. I mean, it's
(01:32):
not a lot of hope. Who am I going to
vote for?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
You should run for Prime Minister, Chris Well.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I do have the solution all of this country's problems,
as you know. Well you name one, I'll tell you
the solution the homeless death penalty.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I was going to say death mellion all and actually
homeless is the worst possible thing you could have said.
For me to answer with death penalty. I know people
are like, you want to genocide the homeless. I'm well,
it did clear up the problem.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I was going to say taxes.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Yeah, okay, I'm joking. Don't take that out of context.
Yeah right, that's going to look bad in writing page,
then suggested fixing our homeless by okay, don't anyway, good
luck in the election everyone, Yep, I don't care. Bonnie
Blue has become one of the world's most famous adult entertainers.
(02:21):
So it used to be if you were hot and
good at what you did, you'd become a really famous start.
Now it seems to reach the top of the pile
on the only fans. You need to be a bit notorious.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I don't know how to talk about this. Woman without
probably getting canceled. But she is truly disgusting and vile,
and it's so concerning that she gets on social media
and tries to normalize it, like it's like it's something
to be proud of.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well, okay, let me ask you, as a strong independent woman, Yes,
you always stand up for yourself, you stand up for
other women.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I have heard some women call it in a way empowering.
She's taking what she wants. She wants to sleep with
a lot of men for context. By the way, it's
one in twenty four hours was the current challenge, and
I believe two thousand in twenty.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Four hours get herself a new challenge of two thousand.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
But she's doing what she wants to do. Apparently she's
made a lot of money doing it. Is there any
part of it that you look at as py empowering?
Not not your cup of tea? But good for her?
Speaker 1 (03:33):
I mean, whatever she wants to do with her life
and her body and her private parts is her prerogative.
The luring in of other girls and like trying to
paint a lifestyle like she's trying to kind of glamorize it.
And that's the part I have a problem with boys
as young as fourteen can go and watch her stuff,
(03:53):
and it is so disgusting and like dehumanizing. Also, I
think women have come so far and we're making progress
for equality and all this kind of stuff, and then
she is just undoing all of the stuff that women
are working hard for.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Is she though, like there weren't any you know, nineteen
fifties housewives who had to cook or clean or get
a backhander. Yeah, they weren't sleeping with a thousand men.
So I mean, she's so women have progressed, just maybe
not in the right direction for everyone.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I just don't know the right words for her.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
I just think that I can think of one. You're
probably trying to avoid using it on the radio.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
All of the words that I want to use I
can't use right now. I just she's an atrocious role
model for women, for young girls. You know, she's sleeping
with boys that are as young as sixteen. She's luring
in young girls who are barely legal and trying to
get them involved in the same kind of work that
she does. I just it's really really uncomfortable to watch.
(04:57):
I'm all for sex workers, sex workers, real work. I'm
all for that, but these weird stats and challenges that
she does, I just I cannot support it at all.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
And the fact that it has been well talking about
it now, I hate it. Well, well I brought it up.
It's alarming that has become that mainstream that's right, That
is that where society is like Western society I would say,
has gone downhill pretty heavily since TikTok social media, all
of this stuff. Is this happening in other in the
(05:30):
in the Eastern World and the Middle Eastern World. Unlikely,
I wouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
I don't think she's banned from all those countries. She's
banned from a lot of countries.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I just think to myself, imagine being her parents, Like
apparently her dad is on board and the MM filmed
some of the content, and I feel like it's sick.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It may just be the decay of Western society happening
before our eyes. Could be the end of the world.
That's a lot Bonnie Blue, Hey, you remember Josh Dumarl.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, he's hot.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
We actually shouldn't. I remember, he's still alive, still working,
He's in the.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
In the new It looks like a yellowstoneish.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Type ransom Canyon's. Yes, you might remember from the TV
show Las Vegas as well.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
He was really good.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Fergie was married to Fergie. I think it was still
I have. Well, he's acting like a divorce sea because
he's built himself a doomsday cabin out in the middle
of nowhere, apparently a forty minute drive to the nearest shop.
Takes the kids out there. See, I mean, I wouldn't
imagine Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas going out to
his doomsday cabin, so I figured.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
That split right.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
He reckons the end of the world's coming a.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Bit of a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Look, it's a two pronged thing and a lot of it.
I know people will agree with him on this. He
takes the kids there and he says there's no iPads,
there's building a fire, there's hunting, there's fishing, there's playing games,
there's no screens, and he says it's so great for
the kids. I think everyone would best agree with that.
That sounds like heaven. Easier said than done. But he's
(06:59):
also got the doomsday element of it. Whereas it's out
in the middle of nowhere, he's making it so it's
totally self sufficient. So basically when when an unfree only
foreign power hacks all of our stuff and turns off
the grid and the electricity in the internet. Because you
know what's gonna happen. It could be any country that
does it. In China, he's ready for it. Yeah, they're
(07:22):
gonna have chickens.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So I feel like my dad is quite similar to Josh,
except minus the bunker. But he has been stockpiling cans
of baked beans since COVID. Like, if it's not cans
of baked beans, it's toilet paper. Remember when I went
all missing. Yeah, that's because my dad big Bee, had
at least I want to say, about one hundred and
eighty rolls of it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh, he was one of those people.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yeah, he was a freak.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But I mean you don't need I mean, okay, yeah,
toilet papers, toilet No, toilet paper is lovely, but you
can live. You can live without toilet paper.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sure.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I mean you know everyone's been camping and used a leaf.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Agree, Look, so you don't need it, but no, I mean,
I mean survival if the worst case scenario happens, you
need Like he's got wells. He's got wells for water. Oh,
he's got chickens for eggs.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
He's fully lent into the world ending he's preparing and
bracing himself. What kind of food, no idea, I'm trying
to think of what food doesn't go off.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I'm just saying I think he's on something though. We're
just heading that way.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
It just feels like, you know, it feels crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
With Bonnie Blue and everything that we've been talking about
going on. It feels like what the world's coming to.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Put Bonnie Blue in a bunker and key correct.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Or maybe space exploration like you know, Perry Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
They cent her on a one way Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
One way directly into the sun. Yeah, perfect, and go.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Look there might be some men out there for them to.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Raise some Martians. A thousand martians in twenty four hours. Okay,
I don't know why that went there, and it is
that time. What's the big issue in the Facebook mums groups?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Okay, A mum has ridden in saying, hey, mums, I'm
really upset and I need some advice. I'm hosting a
birthday party for my son in two weeks and I
casually mentioned it to a few mums at the park
before I had even sent out the invites. Now here's
the thing. One of the other moms that was there
then went and booked the same day for her son's
party before I had sent out the invites. Now she's
(09:17):
inviting half the class, but she also hasn't invited my son. Bitch,
I'm furious that she'd just do this on purpose. Should
I confront her or should I just let it go
and focus on my own party? Any advice would be appreciated.
I'm really struggling with this big issue. I mean, that's
that is.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
A real or she did she bite the sun because
she knows that he's having his own birthday party that day?
She's a dog, Yeah, she's a low rat dog.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
She's a sewer rat.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Although did she say I'm having the party in two weeks? Yeah,
that's that's not long.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I mean, that's that's your first mistake. Who isn't planned
already in two weeks? I have to give like six
weeks notice from my kids minimum.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
And this is and nowadays, when you book a place,
you got a book Wizzy World or some wiz yeah
yeah yeah, because who wants to have it at their house?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I think this is pretty pretty cutthroat, pretty nasty. From
that other mum, I.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Don't know who's organizing a kid's birthday party.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, but you're stuck on the two weeks. Move past that.
That's not the question here at play is The question
is question what should she do? Should she confront the mum?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Yes, she had stalk her at a workplace and just
like killer, Yes you want my advice revenge?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
No, I don't want your advice on No, my go yes.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
To get gravel, to deliver it to their house. Get
a ton of gravel and say I won't be home,
just leave it on the lawn.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I want to be the bigger person here and say
you know what, rise above it, yep, and just focus
on your own party. But what this dirty dog mum
has done is she's gotten ahead of this other mum
and started inviting the whole class.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, she's not.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Your friend, Let that be known.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
I would say that, be more careful about who you're
hanging out with and who you're talking to about your kids'
party plans. Yeah because this woman.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, but you know what, go head to head with her.
You hand out your invites and let the kids make
their own decision. Are they going to go to your
kids party or her kids? Party.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
You know what awesome invites. Yeah, but they have to
be really nice invitation.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Yeah, deliver them, get doves to deliver them.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yes, what's your what's your selling point is buzz Light.
You're going to be.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
There, you have to go. You have to one up
this bitch.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yes, yeah, we had buzz Light as Henry Oscar's party.
A grown man a buzz lightyear for a living and
hangs out with children.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Yeah, it's a good not creepy as well.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I was so comfortable with it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, it pays well. And you know what, in future,
don't drop any don't drop any hints about birthdays, plan
it earlier, yeah, no, don't planning to move past it.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
I know, but I'm trying to get the mind of
a woman.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
No, you'll never understand hanging on.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
To an issue and never dropping up.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So anyway, I feel like now that school holidays and
a long weekend is coming to an end, I feel
like I'm going to detox a little bit. I mean,
I can't even talk to you about this because we're
not on the same page and you don't drink the
same amount of wine as I do during school holidays.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Country any wine. I found out when I start drinking,
it doesn't stop.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
So yeah, I'd love to know how other mums cope, Like,
what's a coping mechanism for other mums during school holidays
that doesn't involve having a wine at the end of
the night heroin. I mean, that's probably worse than wine.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I will I will say, because I talked to you know,
other people who have a drinking problem from rehab. Yeah,
and they do say, one of this real problem irks
people a bit that this it's oh, it's five o'clock,
mummy can have a medicine. And this real normalizing of this,
you know, Oh hey it's yeah, I know, who waits
till five o'clock, right right, I know, disgusting.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Oh, school holidays, it's two pm.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
It's eleven am, mummy can have a medicine. But yeah,
that whole thing of like, yeah, it's how mummy needs
to wind down after a long stress all day, the
only way is to drink wine.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well, no, I think it's everybody's prerogative. If you want
to have your herbal teas, go for gold, if you
want to have your sparkling waters.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
We all know herbal teas don't work as well as alcohol.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Correct, But I'd love to know people taking themselves off
for a walk after the kids go down. Or is
it chocolate?
Speaker 2 (13:32):
So what do you do? You love chocolate and alcohol
and snacks.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, I'm like the nighttime snacker and a wine.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Amy's the skinny girl we all hate because she eats
like a pagan. It just looks good.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
No, I am actually very well balanced in terms of
like what I throughout the course of a day.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
How many porthos a week?
Speaker 1 (13:56):
No, scaled back only once a week now, all right,
that's better than more than what it used to be,
right there used to be. Remember when I was going
every day after radio.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I'm not judging. I had. I'm spicy for breakfast better
than breakfast vodka.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Anyway. Now that school holiday's back and the long weekend
is over, I'm detoxing. So I'm gonna be upping the
pilates now kids are back at school. Waters. Maybe some
peppermint teas at.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Night and a few of your at last Rose's, which
you can order right now. Just go to Amy's Instagram page.
There is a plug for it. Got one for you here, Amy,
You like this one?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So I'm taking some medication at the moment that has
some side effects. One of the side effects they warned
me about with the medication is that it can affect
your libido.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
Uh huh, so as in like it disappears or it
gets heightened.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
No, no, no, it either disappears or diminishes. And look,
I'm at a stage of my life where I sleep
in separate beds with my wife and we got two
young kids. It's not a huge problem for anyone that
has happened. Okay, and look, not a biggie. I don't
feel you just honestly don't really think about you.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Don't get that urge.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
I was curious because I'd heard of it somewhere, so
I googled it and looked it up. Because there are
men who actually deliberately do this, not through a lack
of want, but it's almost like a self control thing
and taking their power back. What do they do well,
it's called the medical term is semen retention, and they
(15:28):
basically think that it's the fluid of life and it's
there because it makes life.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
And yes, this is all this is all coming from
a man either fluid of life.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
To tell you the truth, no, to tell you the truth.
I think there is some of the Andrew Tate elements
that are doing this, but there are also online a
lot of more say normal men who are doing it,
who swear by the health benefits, who reckon they have
more energy, more mental focus, strength, good health by doing it.
And the challenge is to go one hundred.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Days, one hundred days with no release.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
One hundred days of retention.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't think my husband can go a week, which
I was always told was healthy.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Well, yeah, I think there's a healthy balance, right you
want to?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Sure, don't yet, wouldn't your Look, I'm not a male,
so I can't. What's that term blue balls? Wouldn't you
get big?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Well, that is a phenomenon that only happens because again
this is I found this out googling because I was curious, going,
is this a problem that I'm not releasing? No, it's
only when you are in a state of arousal for
a long time.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
And don't have that release.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, that's what they call the blue balls.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
So, but you're not even getting aroused.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
No, and you've got a limp. Yes, I'm sitting here
in a workplace doing a radio show with you. I
think that's probably a good thing.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
That's a great thing. But I don't know. I feel stronger.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I think so. It's been just over three weeks. But
I'll tell you what I do I am enjoying is
I think pornography is like brain rot. I think it
is a really good thing for men to take a
break from.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
I think, I mean, it all depends on how often
you're watching it personally. If they're is a balance and
it's in moderation. I don't think it's I don't think
there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I think it's the type you're watching as well, as
long as you're not watching all right, you said you
reckon Ryan. Your husband couldn't go a week? No way
I want to. We've yeah, we got his na. Ok
we're gonna give a call. Okay, we'll come back. We're
gonna play two kiss hits. That's how long our producer
has to get your husband Ryan on the phone.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Can I give him the heads up at least whatever?
Speaker 2 (17:37):
You can send him a text already. We'll get your
husband Ryan on next and I want to give him
a little Seinfeld style contest and see if you can
outlast me.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Chet.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Okay, we'll see. I just told you about a thing
that you can google it, you can look it up
out loud. It's called seamen retention and they reckon. There's
a lot of health benefits to withhold and abstain, and
they save you do the one hundred day challenge of
not releasing. You feel stronger, healthier, smarter. Skin is good.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
This is coming from the andrew Tates of the world.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
There is that element that are like, it's man powered,
don't give it away.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
What did they call it.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
There is that toxic masculine dickhead element that get involved
in it. But there are just the holistic health people
as well. And you've gone how long, just over three weeks?
You said your husband Ryan couldn't go one week, no chance.
I thought that's interesting. We've called him. Ryan's on the phone. Oh,
good morning, Ryan, Good morning, babe. We have some fun
(18:40):
me and your wife on the radio and when you
talk about some interesting things.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yes, very uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I've been listening live and I'm slightly disturbed where this
segment's going.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
It's just the timbre of his voice. It's a good voice, masculine,
isn't it. Someone who doesn't retain, not like me. You're
kiss his lady, all right? So Amy reckons you couldn't
go a week? Ryan? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Ah, why would you put yourself through that if you
didn't need to? Is my question?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Well for me, I look at people who want to
run a forty two kilometer marathon and I go, what who?
And they're right or tough mutter or what the Kakoda trail?
I look at that and go, why would anyone want
to do that?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You're looking at it like a challenge.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Yeah, yeah, Look, I think I could absolutely go a week.
But would I choose to go a week? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I thought you were going to say I could absolutely
go like one hundred days, but you did, and you're
like a week? He could give a week? I reckon
you could do a week.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I reckon two weeks is probably my threshold. Yeah, and
then I get cranky, and no one wants to do
it with cranky Ryan? Could you go two weeks? Amy?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
I mean I've gone way longer when I've after having
kids and stuff. That's a no go zone down there.
After that bulbous head popped out, remember Kobe.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Oh that was That was a difficult time for mate,
a difficult time for you.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
It was a very humbling and spiritual moment.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
That's right, that's good. You're a good man.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
What do you try to go a week? Can we
talk to you? Can we talk to Ryan next week
and see how he feels after one week off?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Sure? What do I get a price? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:10):
I think if you don't go for a week, we
can send you off to Lady Gaga or something.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
We can get a whole row, babe.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Yeah, oh god, all right? The challenges on even go
a week because I've gone three. But I mean, admittedly, yeah,
it's a side effect of some weird medication.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I reckon, you're going to do one hundred days easy?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, give it a go. You can tell me if
my skin looks better, if I have more energy, if
i'm sharper.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Yeah, you're not getting grumpy?
Speaker 2 (20:33):
No, well, I'm sort of always reasonably grummylines grumpy. I'm
just I'm an unhappy person, hence the medication. Okay, Well
the challenge is there, Ryan, see you go. Maybe we
can talk in a week and see how you go.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
Deal. Have a good day, guys.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
All right, man, he could not get out of here
quick enough, and I don't blame it. You can report
back and see if Ryan's cranky or if his skin
looks better. Yeah, I'd love to hear what his first
one back is like after, you know, see if there's
an improvements maybe, Yeah, I want feedback. Five second Winter's coming.
I know you regularly traw my Instagram late Amy, exactly
(21:11):
what I do, photos from three years ago. You've got
to stop.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Can't help myself.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
But you would have seen the other day I went
firewood shopping, went to the landscape supplies.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
And skiddy she thought, you chopped that yourself. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Standing in front of the huge mountain of firewood, just
filling up the boot and it just it just made
me happy.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Yeah. You do love a fire, don't you.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
I just love that about winter, that I can light
the fire again in just that real warmth from an
open fire.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I actually feel like that's the only good thing about winter.
Fireplaces and red wine.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, red wine is kind of crap during summer, like
a big heavy charaz on a forty degree day.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
No thank you, no thank you, not even a child
red During summer, it's all about cozing up under a blanket, fireplace, cheese, cheese,
flatter cheese, and red huh. I also enjoy the fact
that I don't when I fake tan, I don't have
to fake tan my entire body. I just do my
face in my hands.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Right.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
And other than that, you're like ghostly.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
White, sick. I look like a sick child with polio.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Stop it so sexy.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
She's pasty. She's a pasty yeah, pasty one.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
What else? How do you get there? I know you
love summer. You're a summer girl. Everything. You love swimming,
you love the beach.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I just feel like that. My mood is better in
summer too. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
The weather affects your mood, right and dark rain. It's
why English people are all miserable. Correct, So I'm sorry.
Your mum's English.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
She did move.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Here's why she moved to Australia, and she never went home.
You either steal a loaf of bread or you just
get sick of the weather. What convicts?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Okay, yeah, that's a funny thing.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
You know, we as Australians, we really sugarcoat the fact
that we're convicts because everyone goes off. I'm a convict
because you know, my great great great great great grandfather
stole a loaf of bread to feed his family. They
didn't all to steal bread. I mean it's murderous.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Where have you gone with this?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
We're convicts, and I'm just saying talking.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
About open five places in red Wine.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
No, I'm just saying, we didn't all just steal bread.
Some of us are bad, bad people.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Anyway, that might be your bloodline.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
So I've got my firewood. Yeah, that was good. If
you say the only good thing about winter is a
fire and wine, you've got to get yourself a hot
tub the spa. You take the lid off and the
steam's coming off at that hot water, and you just
get naked and just lower yourself in slowly on your Yeah,
you can deal it with a friend, a neighbor, one
of your cleaners Argentina, but they speak Spanish. Okay, there
(23:42):
you go.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
All right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
See see husta luego one.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
What we're trying to say. All right, let's go, all right,
let's get out of here,
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