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March 15, 2025 25 mins

Bobby, Amy's son was stung by a wasp... but where did the wasp sting Amy... the results will shock you!
We invite a physic on the show for a reading on both Chris & Amy.
SAD Disorder - could be the answer to the problem you never knew you had!
We discuss those annoying fights you have with your partners that split the room.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Chris Page and Amy Yard in the morning. Gooday, gooday,
Welcome to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Podcast. We're
both birthday boys and.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Girls this week, both little pisces. Yeah, so's go one astrology.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Yep, you were Thursday, March thirteen. I was the day
after Friday, March fourteen. The odds, what are the odds?
You're a few years younger than me, though, you spring chicken.
You're only thirty nine. Yeah, thirty nine, You've got your
whole life ahead.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Of Okay, you're three years old.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
You'll wait two years old and bitter and jaded like
me at forty two.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Sure we got each other some presents, didn't we did?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I got you an in Dota spa massage.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Which, like you can never go wrong when you buy
a woman a massage about.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
And facial Oh yeah, I was Yeah, told though, should
give you a voucher for the facial rather than just
offer it up. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Wow, thank thank god we went with the first option.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Yeah, get it at in Dota.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, I do enjoy a facial indo.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah exactly. You have given me and I've just opened
my card. Thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
That's all right.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
A voucher for this steak restaurant. Oh my god, and
it's got the picture of the steak on this. I
am my mouth watering. This looks amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Yeah, so you can take your nice lovely wife there
and have a nice little date night on me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Thanks, Do I have to take anyone?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Can take you? Mate?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
If you go with the mate, it's about to get babysitters.
Might just go with the boys. Yeah sure, anyway, Thank
you so much anytime, very thoughtful gift. Thank you for
mine getting a rather and a facial and I'll eat
some steak. Happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Right, everyone's a winner.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Let's get into the podcast. Chris Amy, not creepy at all.
You've been sending me pictures of your son Bobby during
the week.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I was sending you photos of him after he unfortunately got.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Stung by a wasp right underneath his eye.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
And what are the chances of it happening two days
or so before school?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Photos? So you look like Forest Griffin in his photos's.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
With Forrest Griffin.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
He's the MMA fighter O. He looks like he's gone.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, he looks like a beaten favorite.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
He looks like Paul Gallon. We gave him any histamine?
After any histamine. I actually called the school after I
dropped him off and said, hey, just fi that blown
up eye of his on his face, that's from a
wasp sting.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Not for any other reason.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Anyway, he walked into a door.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Yeah, sure enough, thirty minutes after I'd dropped him off.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
The school had already called me.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
But it got me thinking about previous wasp beastings.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That I have had.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
So when I was about thirteen, I sat up, I
was in the pool. I sat up on the stair
and I sat directly on a bee, right on the couch.
And you know, obviously bees they're like, ah, they like suicide.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Stick, Kamikazi. Yeah, they're Kamikazis.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
They die, they die, but they yes, exactly well they
she got me a beauty.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
That bee died a legend I reckon. The other bees
are going, Hey remember Frank, God rest his soul. Frank's gone,
but he went out in a blaze of glory. He
got Amy Gerard right on the van. Well done, Frank.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
When I tell you the swelling, it blew up one
side of my undercarriage so much so that it looked
like I had a scrotum in my swimming costume, and
the pain was a lot like I was in agony
trying to ice it.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
What are you laughing at?

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Is you You're swollen genital and how you're dealing with
it was quite interesting.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
But since an I also got stung on my big toe.
I was at Mum's group. I got stung on my
big toe by a bee. The bastard was hanging on
to it, and I flicked it off.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Did that swell up really big as well?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Not only did my whole entire big toe swell up,
but all of a sudden, the whole toe went purple,
and then it was like this shade of red, and
then it went like deep crimson red, and then it
went purple.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
And then I was like, what's going on here?

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Went to the doctors the GP She was like, You've
got to go to emergency, and I was like, am
I going to lose my big toe?

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Is that gang green? What is going on?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
She thought it could be stepsis blood poisoning, and I
had to go into the hospital and they had to
give me a local anesthetic all around my big toe,
and then they had to dig out the stinger because
it had obviously been stuck in there and it had
started causing infection. I had a temperature and everything. The
guy was like, just stay away from bees.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
You're lucky. That wasn't the vagina. I mean that's.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Every time I think of bee stings, No, I think
of my girl. You know that movie in.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Vader Thomas, Little Thomas was his name, Thomas Momas. It
was Macaulay Culkin, it was, and Thomas was ea.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Vader Bumbada And there at the funeral, and she took glasses.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
He can't see without his glass.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Yes, well that's going to be me next time if
I keep getting stung by bees.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
It's the worst thing ever that happened to Macaulay Culkin.
What oh no, Wait, he had sleepovers at Michael Jackson's
house as well, so the beast things weren't too bad.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
So I want to take you on a little journey.
It's a little woo woo journey. I have a psychic.
I speak to her, not very often, maybe a couple
of times a year. She has predicted so much in
my life that I can't ever let her go. I've
gotten so many of my girlfriends onto her. I first
met her back in two thousand and four, she was
living in a little house and I went to her.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
We'd never met before.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
She put all these cards. At the time, I was
dating this young blonde guy. She told me, No, you're
going to meet some guy. He's really tall, dark, handsome,
He's got his arm around you. He plays some sort
of football, some sort of sport.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
With a ball.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I don't know about a psychic second sports.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah, but I didn't want to hear it because I
was obviously in love with said blonde guy.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Anyway, sure enough, met Ryan, my husband, tall, dark, hans
and played rugby league for nineteen or twenty years.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
So there's that. And then she's talked about my career.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I won't go into too much detail, but she has
told me when I'm going to have another baby. She's
told me how quick my labors are going to be.
She told me recently, Hey, make sure you tell Ryan
that there's there's scammers all around him and he needs
to change his passwords on all his socials. Six weeks later,
he's done nothing about it. Six weeks later everything gets hacked,
his Instagram, his Facebook, his email.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
So she gets a lot of stuff right obviously she has.
She had any calls wide of the mark where.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
She did tell me once that I was going to
have a fourth child. Now, well, I'm not having a
fourth child. Absolutely not am I having a fourth child.
So that is probably the only thing that she has
ever told me that hasn't really come to fruition.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
So a strike rates you're going to say, what ninety percent?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Even like down to social media money. She's actually recent
told me about certain things that are going to be
happening in my career, and I can actually already see
things happening.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
So she's just unreal. She's unreal. She gets cards.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
She doesn't like sugarcoat them either, So if it's not
ideal stuff, she's going to tell you, she's going to
help you put things in place. It's just a nice
reassuring chat that you're on the right path I personally.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
But you said she doesn't sugarcoat. So we're about to
get her on and she's going to pull some cards
yes for us on the phone, and she's not what
if she pulls a death card death card?

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Tell me the death card doesn't mean that you're going
to die. The death card mean that you may be
letting go of something, or that a certain chapter in
your life is coming to an end and it's dying.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
So it doesn't mean like you're she can't. She's not
going to pull a card and go right. I can
see Chris getting hit by a car in about four hours.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, what's what are the worst cards in there?

Speaker 4 (07:53):
Like?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Is there a brain cancer card that she goes? Oh,
it's the wheelchair card, be careful crossing the road.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I don't think she pulls those kind of cards.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
No, okay, but we can ask her. Let's get her
on Anna. You got a number, so I do on
speed Dale Good two kiss hits. We'll come back with
Anna the Psychic. She's going to pull her cards. I
want to get some predictions for everyone listening as well.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I want to get her to put some cards for
us too.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Yes, so she'll do it for us, but if you're
listening right now, she can do it through the radio
right for everyone listening. And we're going to find out
in general what the rest of the month of March
has for all of us here on the show. Okay, Chris,
d okay, Ames, your psychic friend is here. Yes, let's

(08:36):
not wuck about Anna. She's on the line. Good morning,
Anna the Psychic, Hi, Annah.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Good morning, Amy, Good morning Chris.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
I'm so glad you answered, of course, Well, she knew
we were going to call.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, we were going to call as a layman who
doesn't know a lot about psychic and I'm not as
into the woo woo stuff as Amy. So can I
ask you when? When? And how did you realize you
were so hika? Anna?

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Well, I didn't have a term for it, but I've
been like this since I was a little girl. I
used to have like wild, crazy visions and dreams. But
I was reading people throughout my whole life without realizing it.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
So you can read inside almost someone's mind. Or are
these premonitions into the future, these dreams.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
A bit of everything. So the dreams I was having
as a child were wild premonitions from past lives and
from the life that I came from, but also seeing
into the future as well. With people, it was more
of our I could just read them, you know, like
it was like a such a clarity. I could read

(09:43):
people straight away.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Let me ask you, Anna, you predicted some things for Amy,
the gender of a children, about meeting Ryan. The question
all cynics are psychics is why don't you pick the
lotto numbers every week. So obviously it doesn't work like
that as far as that level of detail. Can you
tell us how it does? So obviously it's a vaguer
predictions that you have.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I wouldn't say they're vague. What it is is winning
the lottery, even although money is wonderful, is not important
as your soul going through its evolutionary journey. I get
asked that a lot That's a very normal question to
be asked. You know, why don't you know what horses
to bet on? All of that? If I was doing that,

(10:25):
I wouldn't be helping people in a psychic medium way.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
You'd be helping me out. If you could walk into
could you walk into a pokey lounge and tell me,
like which machines about to pay off?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
No, that is naughty.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
It would help me. Well, it would help me too,
so and it's going to help us out today. Is
that right now? You work with cards and or is
this tarot cards?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah? I've got tarot cards and I work with oracle
cards as well. Because a lot of people are very
freaked out by tarot cards. They have like such a
negative connotation for some people. I don't know, but as
you know, I am certainly not witch in anyway. So
pulling a card here, thank you. I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
So you're pulling a card right now, yeah, and you're
thinking about us yea.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
And funnily enough, you hear Chris, you came up here.
But it's for both of you, and we've got here
the ten of Pentacles and that is actually money coming
to you. So funnily enough, it does look to me
like money is coming. It's going to come in like
chunks through the year, but it's coming through the hard

(11:33):
work that you're doing. It's it's for both of you
as a team in a relationship. You know, this is
your work, relationship, work, Hubby, but it's coming also through
the page of ones, and that is you here. Amy.
You transform people by basically being in their energy. And
I kind of feel like you're bringing in a shot

(11:54):
of vibrancy to Chris and kind of getting him out
of his comfort zone too. And I feel that this
year for you guys in your show especially will progress
because your community will grow.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
So just to be clear, are we going to get
drive here on kiss or a nova going to ring
us up and offer a million dollars another network? What
are you saying say that, Well, I.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Just I pulled the High PRIESTSS and I pulled the
Ace of Swords, So the High Priescess being the female
archetype of the magician, you can basically command what you want. Ow.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Boss dB is outside the studio listening, and he's just
pulled out a card as well and lit up, and
it's his costs. I don't know. I don't know if
he's a psychic or not, though.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Yeah, that doesn't look like a Tarot card to me.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
What we have to do now is focus on what
we want. So instead of thinking of dollars in the bank,
think of it as how it would make you feel
if you could command the fortune that you have in
escrow in the universe that you are manifesting in.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
And you've read for me and Amy here and got
some very good news for us, just for everyone listening
right now, is there any are you able to pull
a card that is more a general worldwide thing or
Australia wide thing about what the rest of the month
of March has in store for everybody? Good about? I mean, like,
is there war in the Middle East or is there
going to be another pandemic? Is there going to be

(13:18):
something really good happening soon. What do you say for
everyone for the month of March?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Card I pulled for the collective. You know, your collective
audience is as above, so below we are creator beings,
and as above so below. It's the six of Pentacles.
It's what we think and believe is what we will attract.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
What's important to you family, exactly.

Speaker 4 (13:41):
These eclipses are going to bring all these things up.
And we have a choice. We either go panicking, you know,
and going down in the Titanic and rearranging dextures on it,
or we embrace this wonderful age of Aquarius as it
comes in for us to live in peace and harmony
and health and good cheer.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
So positive. So it's the Titanic sinking. You think, Hey,
I've always wanted to swim in ice cold water as
the whim Hoff method. This is great. I really want
to try this. So let's let's get in that positive
Let's get in the freezing cold Atlantic ocean. Guys, let's
go Titanic sinking. And this is great.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
You're going to die anyway, you may as well go
out thinking positive thoughts.

Speaker 4 (14:20):
Right, well, I mean, they'll movies abait you and the pure.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Don't you reckon? Leonardo DiCaprio could have fitted on that
floating door as well.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I think.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
All right, you're you were absolutely amazing And if anyone
wants to have a reading with Anna, you can find
her on Instagram. Her handle is style misfit or one
word highly recommend having a chat with Anna.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
I think you're amazing.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Thank you, darling. It was lovely to chat to you.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
Yes, I got a good feeling down there down the
phone line here if you heard dollar, because I'm going
to be rich and thanks so much. Nice to meet you,
Thanks Anna, it was lovely for me.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
I feel like the weather has a huge impact on
my mood.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
There's been a bit going on around Australia with cyclones.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Weather elements.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
I feel like I'm one of those people that becomes
so affected by weather.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I actually lived in the UK.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
I have never felt more depressed in my life than
when I lived in the UK. And they have this
real thing over there. It's called seasonal effective disorder SAD
SAD SAD disease.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, and I know this is morbid, but the suicide
rates in the UK are like three times higher in
winter because it gets dark at four o'clock in the afternoon.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Well, it's not even about the darkness, it's the overcast,
the gloomy overcast days. They really like, they give me down.
I'm a Debbie downer on those days. And then like
you see a bit of sunshine and then all of
a sudden you have a little spring in this step.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
But you say you were miserable when you went to
the UK or I live there? Is it because the
people are all there's such miserable people over there.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:00):
And the food shit, but is it chicken or the egg?
Are English people miserable because the weather? Weather?

Speaker 3 (16:07):
And then I definitely notice, I'll never forget when I
first arrived there and I was walking through the airport
and I'm that person, like my dad has drummed it
into me always to smile when you walk past people
say good good morning or good evening, like I'm that chirpy,
annoying person. And I remember walking through the airport and
nobody had a smile on their face, not a single person.

(16:28):
Everyone just looked downright depressed. And then three years later
when I came home, I landed in Sydney and I
was walking through the airport and everyone was like, good morning,
ma'am and.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
I was like, oh, I'm home.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
It's because the suns shine beautiful Australia blue skies. I've
only been to the UK once and it was a
long time ago, so I don't remember it. But my
only image of the UK, how I imagine it is the
opening credits to the Office with Ricky Gervais and that
gray town of Slow where it's set and just the

(16:58):
just a miserable blo leak.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, that's why I feel like, that's why you get
so many English people who come out and then never
go home, like my mum Exhibit A came out for
a holiday and has never left. And it's also why
I started going to selariums over there, because when I
went to the doctor, he was like, hey, you need
some eared light. That's what they prescribe you with. They
actually tell you maybe not to use solariums with heat cream.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
But I think cancer makes you sad as well as
it really does.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yeah, and don't you worry, I'm paying for the celarium
abuse over there as well, but I dead set reckon
it helped I.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Get it too. When it rains for days on end,
I swear I just get down. Yeah, you got to
run the dry and then everything gets moist.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Short, shortened, everything shrinks. Was just a depressing segment.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Anyway, It's good for the farmers morning farmers. They love rain.
They're going you bastards.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah, they do love rains.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
You and Ryan have quite a feisty relationship. Like you guys,
you fight, you get it out there, right, you don't
bottle it up.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
You We absolutely bicker. We Yeah, we are both.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I wouldn't say a health a healthier healthy amount. We're great.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
And then if something pisces me off, I will speak
my mind and vice versa. He does the same thing,
and yeah, we don't bottle anything up.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
Has he got some Latino in him? Or is he
some Greek?

Speaker 2 (18:27):
He's got antiful, he is so tanned, No.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Is he totally Caucasian?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well we don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Because his dad's grandpa was adopted. I would say there's
some sort of European in him because he does his
very olive skin.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Yeah, and I was, you know, obviously going to go
down some kind of racial stereotype thing people with fiery tempers.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Yeah, but then there's me. I'm quite fiery and I'm English.
Why does they come come down over there, snowflake.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Okay, but your fights are all about stuff that affects
you in your life, right.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
It'sually about him not pulling his eight around the.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
House exactly, and that affects you. I am fascinated by
these people that have these huge fights of external stuff,
I want to call them external fights in the news
that have no effect on them. So you had the
voice to Parliament was a big divisive thing a couple
of years ago. The gay marriage debate. You know, Donald

(19:21):
Trump always divides people. But these couples that fight over
these issues that don't affect them at all. A friend
of mine lost a relationship, got broken up with because
he disagreed with his partner on gay marriage, and neither
of them are gay. Didn't affect them. But he said, look,
nothing against gay people, but I think marriage is a

(19:44):
man and a woman.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah, And she's obviously like thinks otherwise adamant.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
She disgusted that he could even think that, and she
just couldn't be with him.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
But you hear about a lot of people like that,
Like I know, there's people that if you are remotely
interested in Trump, that she won't have anything to do
with you. Yeah, like you can't even have a difference
of opinion. She just doesn't want anything to do with
you because she she so passionately despises him and thinks
he's a horrendous person that if you even have remote

(20:18):
feelings about him being somewhat sensible in certain things or whatnot,
She's just like, no, you're not my kind of person.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
You know what I did find out during the week
wearing a maga hat in public. No, it stops people
sitting next to you on the train and the bus.
So if you want the seat to yourself, get yourself
a maga hat. Yeah, no one will sit next to you.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
I'm not getting myself a maga hat.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Ever, could Ryan have an opinion on something that would
make you just go I can't. I mean, you're down
the track too far with Ryan. You got three kids
and getting married forever. But if you were dating someone
early days and they went I, you know think marriage
should be between a man or a woman? Or I don't,
or I voted no in the voice, or.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I dated a guy who had a real issue with
me because I'm really fairly orientated, and I mean this
is a bit different. But I guess, like as soon
as that kind of came up, I was like, so
I bounced.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
That makes sense to me, though, that's still sort of.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
A person the gay thing. I think gay marriage.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
I think maybe she potentially had some gay friends and
she really wanted to see them be able to get married,
and that's.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
Maybe why she felt so strongly about it.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
And then it's hard to be with a partner who, yes,
it doesn't affect them like.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
But she found him bigoted because of that view. He's
not a bigot, he said, I like gay people. It's fine.
I just on this issue. I just think this is
what marriage is. And she couldn't couldn't ever be with
him again, couldn't get into bed with him.

Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well, okay, maybe she didn't really like him in the
first place.

Speaker 1 (21:45):
She's married to a bloke now anyway.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
So we had a huge event during the week, just
gone school.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Photos already, so that's it's on an end of you thing.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
They always do it at the start of the year.
I think it's so the school uniforms don't.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Trush, so there's not grass stains the shirts.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, like permanent marker on the shirts and stuff that
the parents have given up trying to get.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Out, well, March is too late for my boys for that.
The yeahs already trash for the well.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
Anyway, it's a big deal in our household, mainly only
for my daughter. We spent countless nights looking for hairstyle
inspirations Charlie, who's nine, nine years old. And you know what,
it's not just my daughter, It's it's everybody's daughter. I've
got other girlfriends whose children go to the same school,
and they, you know, we were all sending each other

(22:41):
photos back and forth, being like, oh, this is what
my daughter's requested, this is what you know.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Charlie actually went for a somewhat easy one today. But
I also had other kids.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
From the street come over for hairstyle.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
For their to get their hair done.

Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, they're wearing makeup as well.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
They didn't wear makeup.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
They put a little bit of Mesca on clear and
there was some lip gloss applied. I mean, I draw
the line at makeup in primary school even in high school,
like you're there for an education. Guys happy to put
in the effort for the hair, But when I tell
you pressure is on for school photo morning. For me,
it's like I go to bed with anxiety especially when

(23:19):
I'm doing other children's hair.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Another female, another little kid from the street.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
You know, I started doing her hair and we pulled
out all the gel and the hair spray and everything.
I can imagine hairdresses feeled this way. You know, when
you're doing hair and you can see people you look
at faning happiness, like they're faking being happy about it.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Yeah, how does that look? And the picture their voice
goes up, Yeah, good.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
It's okay. And then Charlie comes in like a mum.
That's not what she wanted. Take it out.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
She wants a middle part, and pulled back.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
To and I'm like, I'm sweating by this stage because
I'm like, it's one thing to disappoint my child, my
own child, It's another thing when it's not your child anyway.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Are they bringing in photos of what they want?

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Yes, they've got ino photos on their phones. They're looking
through TikTok and Instagram, And.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Are these celebrities the photos of like they're not going
I want the Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I just think, what, what in God's green earth is happening?
I went to school looking like Warrick Kappa as a
nine year old kid.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
Is it the hormones in chicken, they say, is the
reason or is that just the boobs? I don't know.
It's like girls are just going old.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Girls are like sixteen year old girls.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Now is it happening to boys? I know, you don't
have a nine year old boy. No, it's only the girls.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Well, and I don't think boys ever do they ever
care about school photos?

Speaker 1 (24:37):
Gay guys do? I guess. I mean, I don't know
if they figured it out by then, No, I don't know.
I think I think if your nine year old boy
is bringing you an inspo photo for his skill, yeah,
that he might be gay maybe.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Or maybe he's just into it. Maybe he's just into
having a real cool hairstyle.

Speaker 1 (24:54):
Anyway, my boys school photos are appalling, Oh were they?
They won't even brush their hair.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Gel in them.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I tried, but then they mess it up. And if
there's gel in it, it looks even worse once they
mess it up, because it'll actually stand up in all
the wrong places.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Bobby, my middle child, likes to comb his hair. He
loves the like slicked comb over. He looks like one
of the Bond trapped children, like a Nazi.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
They were running away from.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
The Yeah, they were running away from them.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
God, I'm glad I've got boys.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Yeah, I don't know if you'd farewell with a female.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
And she's not going out in that skirt. My daughter,
honestly burker all the time. No, not even Muslim.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
But you say that you can't, Chris
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