August 2, 2025 • 29 mins
My New Love For Cottage Cheese
YouTube Ban Debate – Is It Good Or Bad?
Infidelity – Women Are Cheating As Much As Men In Marriage
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Chris Page and Amy's right.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Good morning everyone, Happy Sunday. How are your sunshine?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I am good. I'm getting a little bit excited.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The big day, the night of nights. Yeah, the TV industry.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The TV not on the person is going. Oh listen,
the imposter syndrome is rife. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
This is the logis. By the way, Amy's off to
the logis tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I am but I think as and women will understand this.
If you are going to go to the logis, you
need to look the part.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We have gotten your ten yesterday had.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
A spray tan.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
My hair's getting done, I've got a makeup artist booked.
And then because we've got to be on the red
carpet like three.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So you don't do your own hair and makeup for
something like that, you get I.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Don't know, and actually really liked doing my own hair
and makeup, but I think it's all part of the
fun of getting it done on the day because it's
a special night.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, so you're gonna be walking the red carpet. Yes,
get your photo taken. You might be in those back
pages of the Sunday paper.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, well a big one is from Fashion Critical. She's
big amongst all the women. Like if you get the
no notes from her, then you've made it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I got my photo taken by the ABC news last year,
so my dad was very.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Proud of me.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Did the ABC publish you? Yeah, I would have thought
you were a little mainstream.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm a bit rogue for ABC. I think it was
the nice dress that I was wearing. Okay, but it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Will I make it to the after party? Probably not.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
They serve a lot of grog.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, that's probably why you didn't get an invite.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, I'm a liability.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Apparently you are a liar villainy.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They just didn't even.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So, I've got a confession to make.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I didn't think that it would occupy this much of
my brain space.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's something that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I You're precious, literally cannot stop thinking about. I lie
in bed at night and I think about it, and
then I wake up in the morning and I think
about the next time I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Be visit rhyme with corn dub.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, it doesn't. No, it's just something that is new.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I knew it existed, but I'd never kind of brought
it into my life in the way that I have now.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And I are you going to recommend this for people?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Whatever, it sounds amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm going to recommend it. I do think it might
be a little bit controversial.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Could I use it on myself?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
On yourself? Maybe not? I mean, sure, who knows what
you get up to?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What is this thing that is occupying your mind when
you're meant to be focused on the show.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Jesus, have you had it in that viral burrito bowl
that's been going around a viral?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's like it's gone viral on tip Top. Well, I
know you do.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, So basically what it is, it's is super super simple,
high protein meal that you can have and it went
bonkers on the internet and you couldn't buy cottage cheese forever.
And it is mince with taco seasoning, sweet potato, a
whole avocado, and then almost half of tub of cottage
(03:41):
cheese and then you spread.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
With cottage cheese instead of cheddary sour.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Cream and stuff like that and then you get hot
like the chili.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Honey, and you just drizzle it all over the top.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And it's something that takes ten minutes to make and
it is sensational.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
But I didn't stop there.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I started putting cottage cheese on everything, bread rolls, I
put it on those little rice cake things. I put
it on bagels, saladas with like slices of cucumber.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It is so.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Delicious it fills you up. I don't even know if
it's healthy. I think it is. You sound like you
invented it and you're proud of My mum used to
eat cottage cheese by the truckload and I never understood it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I hated the texture of racotta. No, ricotta is different,
a lot looking stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Though it's like ground up fetter.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Ricotta is a lot smoother. They use that in like
Canaloni's and stuff. Cottage cheese is not overly.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Appealing to look at. It's quite gluggy and chunky.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Smegma I have and this is going to ruin it
for anyone listening, But I have a girlfriend that every time.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't know, don't don't stop there.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, okay, you know what I'm going to say, yeah,
it's one of those cottage cheese Like, well, I think
that's what put me off for so long. I was like,
every time I thought of cottage cheese, I think of
my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I didn't need it for ages, but I am so
obsessed with it now and it always goes out of
stock because of these bloody viral bowls that are raging
on TikTok. So now I stop up I by like
three tubs. I just eat it with by the spoon.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's great, Well, thank you for that. If I was
going to try cottage ges now I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, you should no look past it.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, it's worth it, which girlfriend isn't.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, I'm not telling you that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
We agree on a lot of things, but you disagree
on this one. And this is the governments.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I feel like anytime there's the government's involved, we disagree.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Albo has gotten through social media ban for under sixteens,
but the update on that is it now includes YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't have an issue with YouTube kids, I've set
up a profile for them each, but YouTube, the adult one,
it's like a free for all.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You cannot model.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Even when there are moderators in place, you can't moderate it.
You heard that story about that video that was on
YouTube and it was like a pepper pig series and
everyone was watching.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
All these little kids are watching it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And then halfway through it clipped to some man taking
his own life with a gun.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I agree with you. My kids, when I see them
watching YouTube, they look like zombies. It's not healthy. I
don't like YouTube. I'm not here to champion YouTube. But
the so called ban from sixteens of YouTube, it doesn't
include YouTube kids, yep, So they can still get on that.
That's one thing. They can also still get on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The only thing it bans them.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
From doing is creating an account.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is creating an account, which means they can't comment on
videos and they can't post videos. So it's not a
YouTube ban anyone.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But I will not be telling my kids that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I will be telling them that it is illegal for
them to go on before they are sixteen. And realistically, like,
let's be practical here, How the government is going to
police this is impossible.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The government haven't provided any detail on how they're going
to enforce this. And this is coming in on December tenth,
so it's four months away and we have very few details.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What you're saying is that you want the government to
stay out of it, and it's up to the discretion
of the parents on how they police certain things in
their home.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kids will get around it. You think a fourteen or
a fifteen year old now won't get a VPN.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, absolutely, kids will get around it. But I think
that what the government is doing is a step in
the right direction, and they're putting things in place to
help parents. Yes, they'll get around it. Yes there will
be loopholes, but we're still going to try.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If I genuinely believed that this would help to keep
kids safe, then yes it'd be fine. But there are
massive issues around it for adults as well. And your
privacy online.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Here comes to conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The conspiracy. Some of the ways that they want to
verify ages are photo ID checks, so scanning your driver's license,
face scanning so they have your face, credit card checks
a digital id online using AI. And do you know
that it doesn't one that they've kept really quiet Google.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
What's wrong with Google?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They're including Google accounts in this.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
As in they're going to ban them as well.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
If you want to use Google and have a Google
account like as in have free access to the Internet,
on Google. You will need to have your age verify
it under this great What details are you happy to
put online to Google? Your driver's license and credit card?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes, and that's already online. Yours is already online. You
go into a pub, they've scanned your face.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Chris, I just feel like this is a step in
a bad direction. No one we can't come back from
as well. This will never you never go back. As
far as freedoms and privacy, it only goes in one direction.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I think that kind of privacy that you're talking about
that's long gone. You've already got a driver's license, it's
already online. You've got credit cards. I bet you do
online shopping with them, but.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I haven't given them to Google, and I haven't given
them to Facebook.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But you've got an Instagram account, they would have them.
You've got a Facebook account, you probably have a Google account.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Instagram do not have my credit card my driver's license?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Ye? But wo Woolworth probably has your driver's license or
your credit card.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, they don't. They've literally got my everyday rewards card.
You don't know how many tissues are You don't.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean, you're not the right guy, but most women
do online shopping.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, they've got your credit card number? Do they have
your face and your driver's license?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You would have you would have an Apple account and
in that you would have.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Your credit card details.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yep, my credit card details.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, you've got your credit card details.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But they've got your date of birth and then elsewhere
is your driver's license. The pub that you went to
last week has got your face ID. It's all attainable.
I don't think that like uploading all this stuff in
order to help try to keep the younger ones away
from the dark web. I mean, I'm not saying it's
all bad, but I don't think uploading all that kind
(10:03):
of stuff is going to eventuate into what, like, what
are you thinking they're going to turn all our info
into AI robot.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm literally reading a book about AI and you have
no idea how that uses people's data and information to
power itself. It's frightening. Honestly, if I really thought that
the social media band would stop kids bullying each other
accessing harmful material, I would absolutely support it. But it's
not going to help them. And what he's going to
(10:31):
do is make all Australians of all ages put a
great deal more information online. I'm not able to even
freely use the Internet.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
So your suggestion is just for the government to stay
out of it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yes, what's next? What are they going to ban certain
websites or things they don't like? Who deems what's bad
the e safety? Karen, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
It is a step in the right direction.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And I think I don't want any of my kids
on social media platforms.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I actually don't let them.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't care about the adults and them adding in
information about their bloody driver's license and all that. I
genuinely don't care about that. I care about the kids
being subjected to stuff that they shouldn't see when they
are so young, and it will be embedded in their
brains for life.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Twenty years ago, you would not have predicted how big
companies like Facebook, Instagram x Twitter become and their only
commodity is your information and your details and your lives ai,
AI is that times ten stuff online?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You're telling you it's more about caring for the kids.
And I think the government is saying to us parents, hey,
we're going to give you a helping hand. We're not
going to fix it, but we're here to help.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, We're here to help you can still use YouTube kids,
and you can still use normal YouTube as well. You
just can't start an account. Going to make a huge difference,
but give us all your details.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's like fighting a losing battle with you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Hey, you made some good points, so you know.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Traditionally men get a little bit of a bad rap.
They kind of oh yeah with every yeah, wow, rightly so.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But I feel like when it comes to infidelity, you
more often than not hear about a man.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You're always talking about dirty dogs.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Dirty dirty dogs. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It was funny though, because I actually caught up with
a friend of mine. He is a male physiotherapist.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Gives me zeus.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
He's not a masseuse.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He's a physiotherapist. Like my husband goes to a physio.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He bulging cloaks off and rubs them. It's a massuse.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now, I don't know if this is a curse for him,
but he is a good looking guy. Sure he is
asking women and these people who come to see him
and take their clothes off, and he's rubbing them up, rubbing.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Them down, and massaging them.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I already made it sound creepy, but some of the
stories that he has shared with me are mind blowing as.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
A physio as well. They're going to all be pretty
fit people coming in to see him, right, people who
have done a hammy at the gym, couch potatoes coming.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
In for that is a very valid point. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I think a lot of them are women who are
really big on looking after themselves, Jim junkies. But the
surprising part, well, for me, all of the stories that
he tells me predominantly with married women as the main
character in his story.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
This is married women putting it on him.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Married women basically halfway through a massage, kind of propositioning
him there and then there, and then others will reach
out after the massage. And now my friend of mine
is a single man, so he's kind of like, I
am very flattered for starters because I keep saying, you
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don't want to what's that saying?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You don't want to ship where you sleep? No, you
don't want to fish where.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You You don't do it at work?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, there's a saying I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You keep it professional, you keep that separate, and you
don't want Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of
crazy married women obsessed with you. You don't want a
bunch of crazy psycho husbands on their phone and coming
to kill you.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Well, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And also you don't want to start building up a
reputation of being this like hot physio that then goes
and porks their client two two days later.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Right, Yeah, But I mean they're not gonna, you know,
as long as you're careful and only do it with
clients that don't know each other.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, the thing here is that I feel like he
could get away with it because all of them are
bloody married.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So is this a common thing with married women? And
I'll say, you're thirty nine, so are these women around
that age? Are they?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
He said that they're a little bit younger than me.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm trying to think of when is it ever okay
to step out on your husband or your partner?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I mean the answer is probably never.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Because I was trying to understand we were both having
this big conversation. He was like, why would they jeopardize
their whole entire marriage? And these women have kids and
stuff for just like a hot little session with me.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
They couldn't be happy at home in the bedroom, if
you know, their husband couldn't be providing everything they need well,
and that's they're looking.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's right, And I think it.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think it comes down to and I've got girlfriends
who are in relationships and they're really happy, but there's
something missing in the bedroom and it's super stale and
so like I can imagine that they would probably go
out and do something.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I don't know, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is it women are seeing it more as like transactional?
Are they not even thinking about the consequences.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I think women or only look to cheat if there's
something missing in their relationship, Whereas I think men, I
think there's certain types of men who will stray no
matter what. And I think that's the ingrain male thing,
you know, sowing your wild seeds. And I'm not saying
all men do it, but I think if you're if
a man's a cheater, I.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
One's a cheat, it always a CHEATAD.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Girlfriend, a wife can be putting out as much as
you want, I think he's still going to look around.
You've got the wondering eye. I reckon with women, you'd
still get women like that. But I think more commonly
it's going to be because there's something lacking.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it just it blew my mind because I can
say wholeheartedly in my friendship group, I don't know anyone
that kind of steps out on their partner.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm not here to.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Judge you do you to be honest. I feel like
if a woman is doing it, it's valid because men
aren't that great.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
So it's okay for women to cheat on their husbands.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I'll say, as long as you have the conversation with
your husband. If you're not happy, you're not getting what
you want. I think if you've had that conversation with
your husband gone on, you need to here.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Here are my needs and you either need to come
and meet me at least halfway.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Or or I will go get it somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Or allow my night in wherever I want to go.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Not I tell you the truth. So you're telling me
you're just going to go away for the night and
leave me, order a pizza and watch the football, you'd
be like, go for it, have fun, darling.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So I lost my phone for a few hours the
other day. You know, you know how you put I.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Do feel like God, I can't imagine you feel.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know my phone is my entire life. It's like
a kidney, which is really sad.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I remember putting it down on the kitchen bench and
for the life of me couldn't find it for about
two hours, and then it just miraculously appeared again. I mean,
was one of my kids. Anyway, I've gone through the
camera roll. The first thing I see in my camera roll, well,
the last thing I see is this video, and it
goes for like forty seconds.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I start watching it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's a slow mo video of literally a picture of
the sky, and then all of a sudden, a bike,
a huge mountain bike, is like mounting a ramp and
then flying directly above.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
His face, and then another one, and then another.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
One, and then I've realized he's actually lying in the
middle of the road in between two bike jumps, and
all of his mates are jumping over him, and.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
He's your phone to my phone to do it as
the bike's filmmaker.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Credit where credit is due. It was a senseational video.
I put it up on socials, being like, oh, this
is where my phone had gone all afternoon, and my
neighbor whose house they were doing it out the front of,
took a photo and said, this is what it looked
like from my angle, and the bike jumps are like
almost two meters apart, further apart than Bobby's entire body.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, he was lying down flat with room on either side.
It's a big jump, and these.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Bikes are ginormous mount bikes.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Like, if that back tire is landing on his face,
I don't know what kind of like skull injury he
would have got.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, but he's willing to suffer for his art. I
like that. You've got a little Christopher Nolan they're doing.
And he's even put it in slow motions as well.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I mean, that's so creative.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I don't even know if it's that or if it's
just the dumb shit that kids do.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
The kids need adult supervision because they're morons and they
don't have any concept of long term consequence. Yes, like
my kids will be fighting. Henry lashed out at Oscar
the other day and he was holding a pen in
his hand and he didn't really mean to do it,
but he sort of basically like swung out at Oscar
while he was holding a pen, yes, and it just
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missed his face. And I'm going, hey, if that went
in his eye, you know, he's like blind for life.
And they're like, so no, you don't don't understand what
it means to lose a night for life, like because
their teeth are falling out. They're like, oh, the I
Fairy doesn't come.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, you just get a glass one.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Fred Hollows can't help you.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Me and another mom in the street walked down because
we've got a fire trail underneath our house and we'd
been told during the school holidays that all the boys
were building these huge bike jumps. There's they're like a
little bike gang. And from the outside it sounded like, Oh,
it's great, kids are outdoors and yay, less screen time.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
We got there not only have.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They built these jumps on the steepest part of the
fire trail, but one meter to the left of each
jump that they've built, and they've built four in a
row on a steep descent, one meter to the left
of it is the drop off. And it's it's not
like a drop to your death, but it is very
much Ah.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It's that drop to the death that's dropped to the
emergency roote.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
It's dropped to the potential compound fracture of your knee,
maybe a skull injury. Again, and Courtney and we were
both like.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, Oh no, This is very dangerous in my head
because I think this is where we go as parents.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You instantly look for every hazard.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But they're not seeing the danger. You're seeing the worst
case scenario because you're a pragmatic adult. You're seeing the fun.
And aren't you sort of jealous of kids not having
that inhibition and that sense of danger? I mean, isn't
that why adults drink what to lose to not care
about danger consequences?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You don't have a care in the world as a kid,
do you. You couldn't even comprehend something bad happening to you.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Everything just sounds like an exciting idea.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I'll tell you one from a maid of mind. When
he was a kid, he had one of he's friends
over from school and they were mucking around. They said,
he goes, hey, play a prank on your little sister.
And they went into a room and he said and
they said, hey, Jamma, and they called her over and
they said, look through the keyhole of the door. And
then when she looked through the keyhole, he stuck a
(21:27):
knitting needle through the keyhole. As ha ha, A funny joke. Now, okay,
missed her eye by a centimeter if she asked miss
her eye? His mum went ballistic because you just said that.
Do you realize how close that was? And it was
just like, we'll play a prank on the little sister,
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get it to look through and then give her a poke.
But they don't you realize, No, she's going to lose
her eye for life.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, no, that's me.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Morons.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
They really are morons.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
We were idiots once upon a time.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You were supermarket eater? Do you have a pick as
you're going around?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
If I'm buying like a thing of grapes, I will
pick it the grapes and that's.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Free right if you eat it in the supermarket before?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yes, I like to think so. I have been known
to feed my kids a yogurt.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well that's I feel like yogurt is same as the
free fruit for kids, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I mean it's definitely ceiling.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
They say you shouldn't shop hungry.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
This is and this is my number one issue. If
I go into the shops hungry, I will buy one
million different snacks I.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Find the lesser of two evils. Even though I'm trying
to eat healthily, I will often open a packet of
chips and put it in the you know, the baby
compartment of the trolley and pick on chips as I'm
walking around, because then I'm not hungry, and I feel
I'm more likely to go and buy the broccoli. Okay, yeah,
I've got a mouthful of salt and vinegar. Goodness, you know. Anyway,
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there is a man who has well actually, sorry, we
don't know it's a man, oh don't we I'd love
to hear your thoughts on who you can this person
might be. Someone's taken the supermarket eating stealing the whole
game to the next level. Someone's posted on red at
this picture of a barbecue chicken bag. Someone has taken
one and demolished the entire chicken down to the bone.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I mean like he's like some sort of like leopard
or something, and he just left the carcass.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Every bone clean and left the bag. So the bag's
just sitting there on some random shelf with the tomato sauce.
What an animal, and it's just got the chicken bones
and just the juice in the bottom of that plastic
handbag that they put the barbecue chickens in.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean, that's impressive. Shoplifting, if you want to call it.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Like, I can't even imagine walking past someone in like
Aisle three just gnawing on a drumstick.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Well, if you did gnawing on a drumstick's one thing,
you'd walk past them and go, oh, yeah, they're hungry.
So they've they've ripped off the drumstick and they're having
a bite on that. But they've got they've eaten the
stuffy I mean the supermarkets.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well you got you got to pull off with a
bit of breast. You got to always pull out a
bit of the stuffing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But they've eaten every single piece of this. I wonder
if they also stole some wet wipes they use.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
They'd want to right after devouring an entire barbecue cheen.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I mean, I couldn't even eat an entire chicken.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I couldn't get that much meat off the bone if
I was eating it at home.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I want to know, did they find like some an
empty coal slaw tubb or like some empty like some
bread rolls sides?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
A bread roll would be a good way to mop
up the instead of the wet wipes. Just grab the
bread roll, like that little one you get in the
three piece feet at KFC. Oh yeah, a little soft
bread roll. You just use that to wipe the grease.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's pretty gross though, Like it's one thing to nibble
on a grape and maybe open a packet of chips,
but an entire barbecue chicken exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
And I feel like as sealing a chicken makes me
feel worse as well, because it's a life.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Please.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
And I always remember when there was the price wars
on barbecued chickens and coals and woolies were going down, down, down,
and they got down to about five bucks at the
height of the wars, and I thought, five dollars a life,
that's a bird.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You should be a vegetarian?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Is there a better? Could you go? Next level? From that?
As far as eating in the supermarket? What would be
the could you up?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
You know what? I reckon? Would top that? Tucking into
some prawns removing.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Their heads, Yeah, removing their heads and there are out
of shell.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yes, the pooh trail, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, do you pick out the absolutely?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I don't eat their pooh you do.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't. I'm trying not to think of it like that,
but it is. It's a bit finicky.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Sorry to any Jewish listeners who they don't like that
it's not kosher?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
What do you reckon? Could top it?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Prawns happen a lobster morning or something? Do they have
a half half lobby at the walking around? I think
in the nice suburbs will have the lobsters.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
You could, Yeah, a fancy suburbs, not.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
One of those. Leave an empty lobster shell sitting there
with the cut in hard.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Anyway, it's all free if you eat it before the
checkout in this cost of living, Chris, Chris, have fun everyone, Chris.
Have you seen the new Sydney Sweeney jeans ads?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, she looks like a babe.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
She is a babe.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
She is a babe.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
But there's been backlash, as there tends to be.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
To be expected, right, always everything, there's always backlash.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I feel like this one's all about jealousy about her
looks and everything. But they're linking at a Hitler, as
people love to do on the internet these days. Well,
have you Sidney Sweeney? You don't look at her and
just think Nazi?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No, I don't like because she's blonde, blue eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well she does have that Ariyan sort of thing going on. Yes,
that is would you believe what people are clinging onto
because she's The play on words in the campaign is
she's got good genes, as in genes that jeans. Yeah,
but also the genes with the G that you passed
down genetically from her parent's side. Here's the ad that
has got people upset. Gans are pasted from parents to ospring,
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often determining traits like her color, personality and even eye color.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
My jeans are blue, Sydney Sweeney has great genes.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So anyway, the fact that she has good genes is
taking it back to eugenics and how Hitler wanted to
make sure everyone had blonde hair and blue eyes. And
this is listen.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
She literally says, my jeans are blue, as in like
as in her eyes.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Wearing a blue Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
No, no, no, listen to this. This genius will explain
it for you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Should we be surprised that a company whose name is
literally American Eagle is making fascist propaganda like this? Probably not,
but it's still really shocking. Like a blonde haired, blue
eyed white woman is talking about her good genes like
that is Nazi propaganda.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh my gosh, just pigeonhole. Every blonde haired, blue eyed
person and call them a Nazi.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But she's got the jeans.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, and it's a play on her jeans are blue.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
She's got good jeans on Like the jeans actually do
look fantastic.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
People are idiots.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
They're just reaching.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
They love to be outraged, and they're just reaching for
something to be outraged for.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I think someone. Some people are very upset that they
can't fit into jeans well and are lashing out.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
A jealous because she's a babe.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Anyway, Cancel Sydney Sweeney because she is basically.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
She's wearing good jeans. Guys. They look great on her body.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
She's a story's hitler. Okay, now you're off to the
logis tonight. It's going to be fun thinking of beautiful people.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yes, I need to go and beautify myself.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
With your good jeans and your blonde hair and your
blue eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
They're green and I'm almost a brunette.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Marching down the red calf. I will do on a
table with anyone. Fun. You're sitting next to our big
boss LJ. The logs, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's the I'm gonna have to be best behavior.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Kn't have too much to drink, Okay, keep it in
third gear all right, put in a good word for us.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I will.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We'll see you next week. See Chris Page and Amy
your ard.
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's go. Good morning that remains
to be seen.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Chris Page and Amy's right.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Good morning everyone, Happy Sunday. How are your sunshine?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I am good. I'm getting a little bit excited.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The big day, the night of nights. Yeah, the TV industry.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The TV not on the person is going. Oh listen,
the imposter syndrome is rife. Don't get me wrong.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
This is the logis. By the way, Amy's off to
the logis tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I am but I think as and women will understand this.
If you are going to go to the logis, you
need to look the part.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
We have gotten your ten yesterday had.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
A spray tan.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
My hair's getting done, I've got a makeup artist booked.
And then because we've got to be on the red
carpet like three.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
So you don't do your own hair and makeup for
something like that, you get I.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Don't know, and actually really liked doing my own hair
and makeup, but I think it's all part of the
fun of getting it done on the day because it's
a special night.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, so you're gonna be walking the red carpet. Yes,
get your photo taken. You might be in those back
pages of the Sunday paper.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yeah, well a big one is from Fashion Critical. She's
big amongst all the women. Like if you get the
no notes from her, then you've made it.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
I got my photo taken by the ABC news last year,
so my dad was very.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Proud of me.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Did the ABC publish you? Yeah, I would have thought
you were a little mainstream.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'm a bit rogue for ABC. I think it was
the nice dress that I was wearing. Okay, but it's exciting.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Will I make it to the after party? Probably not.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
They serve a lot of grog.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yeah, that's probably why you didn't get an invite.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, I'm a liability.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Apparently you are a liar villainy.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
They just didn't even.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So, I've got a confession to make.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I didn't think that it would occupy this much of
my brain space.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
It's something that.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I You're precious, literally cannot stop thinking about. I lie
in bed at night and I think about it, and
then I wake up in the morning and I think
about the next time I'm going to.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Be visit rhyme with corn dub.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, it doesn't. No, it's just something that is new.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I knew it existed, but I'd never kind of brought
it into my life in the way that I have now.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
And I are you going to recommend this for people?
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Whatever, it sounds amazing.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'm going to recommend it. I do think it might
be a little bit controversial.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Could I use it on myself?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
On yourself? Maybe not? I mean, sure, who knows what
you get up to?
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What is this thing that is occupying your mind when
you're meant to be focused on the show.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
It's cottage cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Jesus, have you had it in that viral burrito bowl
that's been going around a viral?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It's like it's gone viral on tip Top. Well, I
know you do.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, So basically what it is, it's is super super simple,
high protein meal that you can have and it went
bonkers on the internet and you couldn't buy cottage cheese forever.
And it is mince with taco seasoning, sweet potato, a
whole avocado, and then almost half of tub of cottage
(03:41):
cheese and then you spread.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
With cottage cheese instead of cheddary sour.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Cream and stuff like that and then you get hot
like the chili.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Honey, and you just drizzle it all over the top.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
And it's something that takes ten minutes to make and
it is sensational.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
But I didn't stop there.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I started putting cottage cheese on everything, bread rolls, I
put it on those little rice cake things. I put
it on bagels, saladas with like slices of cucumber.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
It is so.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Delicious it fills you up. I don't even know if
it's healthy. I think it is. You sound like you
invented it and you're proud of My mum used to
eat cottage cheese by the truckload and I never understood it.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I hated the texture of racotta. No, ricotta is different,
a lot looking stuff.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Though it's like ground up fetter.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Ricotta is a lot smoother. They use that in like
Canaloni's and stuff. Cottage cheese is not overly.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Appealing to look at. It's quite gluggy and chunky.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Smegma I have and this is going to ruin it
for anyone listening, But I have a girlfriend that every time.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I don't know, don't don't stop there.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, okay, you know what I'm going to say, yeah,
it's one of those cottage cheese Like, well, I think
that's what put me off for so long. I was like,
every time I thought of cottage cheese, I think of
my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I didn't need it for ages, but I am so
obsessed with it now and it always goes out of
stock because of these bloody viral bowls that are raging
on TikTok. So now I stop up I by like
three tubs. I just eat it with by the spoon.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
That's great, Well, thank you for that. If I was
going to try cottage ges now I'm not.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
No, you should no look past it.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, it's worth it, which girlfriend isn't.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
No, I'm not telling you that.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
We agree on a lot of things, but you disagree
on this one. And this is the governments.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
I feel like anytime there's the government's involved, we disagree.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Albo has gotten through social media ban for under sixteens,
but the update on that is it now includes YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I don't have an issue with YouTube kids, I've set
up a profile for them each, but YouTube, the adult one,
it's like a free for all.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You cannot model.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Even when there are moderators in place, you can't moderate it.
You heard that story about that video that was on
YouTube and it was like a pepper pig series and
everyone was watching.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
All these little kids are watching it.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
And then halfway through it clipped to some man taking
his own life with a gun.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I agree with you. My kids, when I see them
watching YouTube, they look like zombies. It's not healthy. I
don't like YouTube. I'm not here to champion YouTube. But
the so called ban from sixteens of YouTube, it doesn't
include YouTube kids, yep, So they can still get on that.
That's one thing. They can also still get on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
The only thing it bans them.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
From doing is creating an account.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Is creating an account, which means they can't comment on
videos and they can't post videos. So it's not a
YouTube ban anyone.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
But I will not be telling my kids that.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
I will be telling them that it is illegal for
them to go on before they are sixteen. And realistically, like,
let's be practical here, How the government is going to
police this is impossible.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
The government haven't provided any detail on how they're going
to enforce this. And this is coming in on December tenth,
so it's four months away and we have very few details.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What you're saying is that you want the government to
stay out of it, and it's up to the discretion
of the parents on how they police certain things in
their home.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Kids will get around it. You think a fourteen or
a fifteen year old now won't get a VPN.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, absolutely, kids will get around it. But I think
that what the government is doing is a step in
the right direction, and they're putting things in place to
help parents. Yes, they'll get around it. Yes there will
be loopholes, but we're still going to try.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If I genuinely believed that this would help to keep
kids safe, then yes it'd be fine. But there are
massive issues around it for adults as well. And your
privacy online.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Here comes to conspiracy.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
The conspiracy. Some of the ways that they want to
verify ages are photo ID checks, so scanning your driver's license,
face scanning so they have your face, credit card checks
a digital id online using AI. And do you know
that it doesn't one that they've kept really quiet Google.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
What's wrong with Google?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They're including Google accounts in this.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
As in they're going to ban them as well.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
If you want to use Google and have a Google
account like as in have free access to the Internet,
on Google. You will need to have your age verify
it under this great What details are you happy to
put online to Google? Your driver's license and credit card?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes, and that's already online. Yours is already online. You
go into a pub, they've scanned your face.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Chris, I just feel like this is a step in
a bad direction. No one we can't come back from
as well. This will never you never go back. As
far as freedoms and privacy, it only goes in one direction.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I think that kind of privacy that you're talking about
that's long gone. You've already got a driver's license, it's
already online. You've got credit cards. I bet you do
online shopping with them, but.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I haven't given them to Google, and I haven't given
them to Facebook.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
But you've got an Instagram account, they would have them.
You've got a Facebook account, you probably have a Google account.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Instagram do not have my credit card my driver's license?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Ye? But wo Woolworth probably has your driver's license or
your credit card.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
No, they don't. They've literally got my everyday rewards card.
You don't know how many tissues are You don't.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I mean, you're not the right guy, but most women
do online shopping.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, they've got your credit card number? Do they have
your face and your driver's license?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
You would have you would have an Apple account and
in that you would have.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Your credit card details.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yep, my credit card details.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, you've got your credit card details.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
But they've got your date of birth and then elsewhere
is your driver's license. The pub that you went to
last week has got your face ID. It's all attainable.
I don't think that like uploading all this stuff in
order to help try to keep the younger ones away
from the dark web. I mean, I'm not saying it's
all bad, but I don't think uploading all that kind
(10:03):
of stuff is going to eventuate into what, like, what
are you thinking they're going to turn all our info
into AI robot.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'm literally reading a book about AI and you have
no idea how that uses people's data and information to
power itself. It's frightening. Honestly, if I really thought that
the social media band would stop kids bullying each other
accessing harmful material, I would absolutely support it. But it's
not going to help them. And what he's going to
(10:31):
do is make all Australians of all ages put a
great deal more information online. I'm not able to even
freely use the Internet.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
So your suggestion is just for the government to stay
out of it.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yes, what's next? What are they going to ban certain
websites or things they don't like? Who deems what's bad
the e safety? Karen, I think.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
It is a step in the right direction.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
And I think I don't want any of my kids
on social media platforms.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I actually don't let them.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I don't care about the adults and them adding in
information about their bloody driver's license and all that. I
genuinely don't care about that. I care about the kids
being subjected to stuff that they shouldn't see when they
are so young, and it will be embedded in their
brains for life.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Twenty years ago, you would not have predicted how big
companies like Facebook, Instagram x Twitter become and their only
commodity is your information and your details and your lives ai,
AI is that times ten stuff online?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
You're telling you it's more about caring for the kids.
And I think the government is saying to us parents, hey,
we're going to give you a helping hand. We're not
going to fix it, but we're here to help.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, We're here to help you can still use YouTube kids,
and you can still use normal YouTube as well. You
just can't start an account. Going to make a huge difference,
but give us all your details.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
It's like fighting a losing battle with you.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Hey, you made some good points, so you know.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Traditionally men get a little bit of a bad rap.
They kind of oh yeah with every yeah, wow, rightly so.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
But I feel like when it comes to infidelity, you
more often than not hear about a man.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You're always talking about dirty dogs.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Dirty dirty dogs. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
It was funny though, because I actually caught up with
a friend of mine. He is a male physiotherapist.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Gives me zeus.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
He's not a masseuse.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
He's a physiotherapist. Like my husband goes to a physio.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
He bulging cloaks off and rubs them. It's a massuse.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now, I don't know if this is a curse for him,
but he is a good looking guy. Sure he is
asking women and these people who come to see him
and take their clothes off, and he's rubbing them up, rubbing.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Them down, and massaging them.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I already made it sound creepy, but some of the
stories that he has shared with me are mind blowing as.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
A physio as well. They're going to all be pretty
fit people coming in to see him, right, people who
have done a hammy at the gym, couch potatoes coming.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
In for that is a very valid point. Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I think a lot of them are women who are
really big on looking after themselves, Jim junkies. But the
surprising part, well, for me, all of the stories that
he tells me predominantly with married women as the main
character in his story.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
This is married women putting it on him.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Married women basically halfway through a massage, kind of propositioning
him there and then there, and then others will reach
out after the massage. And now my friend of mine
is a single man, so he's kind of like, I
am very flattered for starters because I keep saying, you
(13:50):
don't want to what's that saying?
Speaker 3 (13:52):
You don't want to ship where you sleep? No, you
don't want to fish where.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
You You don't do it at work?
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, there's a saying I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
You keep it professional, you keep that separate, and you
don't want Okay, you don't want a whole bunch of
crazy married women obsessed with you. You don't want a
bunch of crazy psycho husbands on their phone and coming
to kill you.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Well, that's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
And also you don't want to start building up a
reputation of being this like hot physio that then goes
and porks their client two two days later.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Right, Yeah, But I mean they're not gonna, you know,
as long as you're careful and only do it with
clients that don't know each other.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Well, the thing here is that I feel like he
could get away with it because all of them are
bloody married.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
So is this a common thing with married women? And
I'll say, you're thirty nine, so are these women around
that age? Are they?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
He said that they're a little bit younger than me.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I'm trying to think of when is it ever okay
to step out on your husband or your partner?
Speaker 3 (14:47):
I mean the answer is probably never.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Because I was trying to understand we were both having
this big conversation. He was like, why would they jeopardize
their whole entire marriage? And these women have kids and
stuff for just like a hot little session with me.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
They couldn't be happy at home in the bedroom, if
you know, their husband couldn't be providing everything they need well,
and that's they're looking.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's right, And I think it.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think it comes down to and I've got girlfriends
who are in relationships and they're really happy, but there's
something missing in the bedroom and it's super stale and
so like I can imagine that they would probably go
out and do something.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
I don't know, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Is it women are seeing it more as like transactional?
Are they not even thinking about the consequences.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I think women or only look to cheat if there's
something missing in their relationship, Whereas I think men, I
think there's certain types of men who will stray no
matter what. And I think that's the ingrain male thing,
you know, sowing your wild seeds. And I'm not saying
all men do it, but I think if you're if
a man's a cheater, I.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
One's a cheat, it always a CHEATAD.
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Girlfriend, a wife can be putting out as much as
you want, I think he's still going to look around.
You've got the wondering eye. I reckon with women, you'd
still get women like that. But I think more commonly
it's going to be because there's something lacking.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, it just it blew my mind because I can
say wholeheartedly in my friendship group, I don't know anyone
that kind of steps out on their partner.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
I'm not here to.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Judge you do you to be honest. I feel like
if a woman is doing it, it's valid because men
aren't that great.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
So it's okay for women to cheat on their husbands.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
No, it's not.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
I'll say, as long as you have the conversation with
your husband. If you're not happy, you're not getting what
you want. I think if you've had that conversation with
your husband gone on, you need to here.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Here are my needs and you either need to come
and meet me at least halfway.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Or or I will go get it somewhere else.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Or allow my night in wherever I want to go.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Not I tell you the truth. So you're telling me
you're just going to go away for the night and
leave me, order a pizza and watch the football, you'd
be like, go for it, have fun, darling.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
So I lost my phone for a few hours the
other day. You know, you know how you put I.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Do feel like God, I can't imagine you feel.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
I know my phone is my entire life. It's like
a kidney, which is really sad.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I remember putting it down on the kitchen bench and
for the life of me couldn't find it for about
two hours, and then it just miraculously appeared again. I mean,
was one of my kids. Anyway, I've gone through the
camera roll. The first thing I see in my camera roll, well,
the last thing I see is this video, and it
goes for like forty seconds.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I start watching it.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's a slow mo video of literally a picture of
the sky, and then all of a sudden, a bike,
a huge mountain bike, is like mounting a ramp and
then flying directly above.
Speaker 3 (17:47):
His face, and then another one, and then another.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
One, and then I've realized he's actually lying in the
middle of the road in between two bike jumps, and
all of his mates are jumping over him, and.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
He's your phone to my phone to do it as
the bike's filmmaker.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Credit where credit is due. It was a senseational video.
I put it up on socials, being like, oh, this
is where my phone had gone all afternoon, and my
neighbor whose house they were doing it out the front of,
took a photo and said, this is what it looked
like from my angle, and the bike jumps are like
almost two meters apart, further apart than Bobby's entire body.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, he was lying down flat with room on either side.
It's a big jump, and these.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Bikes are ginormous mount bikes.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Like, if that back tire is landing on his face,
I don't know what kind of like skull injury he
would have got.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah, but he's willing to suffer for his art. I
like that. You've got a little Christopher Nolan they're doing.
And he's even put it in slow motions as well.
Speaker 3 (18:50):
I mean, that's so creative.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I don't even know if it's that or if it's
just the dumb shit that kids do.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
The kids need adult supervision because they're morons and they
don't have any concept of long term consequence. Yes, like
my kids will be fighting. Henry lashed out at Oscar
the other day and he was holding a pen in
his hand and he didn't really mean to do it,
but he sort of basically like swung out at Oscar
while he was holding a pen, yes, and it just
(19:16):
missed his face. And I'm going, hey, if that went
in his eye, you know, he's like blind for life.
And they're like, so no, you don't don't understand what
it means to lose a night for life, like because
their teeth are falling out. They're like, oh, the I
Fairy doesn't come.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Yeah, you just get a glass one.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Fred Hollows can't help you.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Me and another mom in the street walked down because
we've got a fire trail underneath our house and we'd
been told during the school holidays that all the boys
were building these huge bike jumps. There's they're like a
little bike gang. And from the outside it sounded like, Oh,
it's great, kids are outdoors and yay, less screen time.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
We got there not only have.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
They built these jumps on the steepest part of the
fire trail, but one meter to the left of each
jump that they've built, and they've built four in a
row on a steep descent, one meter to the left
of it is the drop off. And it's it's not
like a drop to your death, but it is very
much Ah.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
It's that drop to the death that's dropped to the
emergency roote.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
It's dropped to the potential compound fracture of your knee,
maybe a skull injury. Again, and Courtney and we were
both like.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Oh, Oh no, This is very dangerous in my head
because I think this is where we go as parents.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
You instantly look for every hazard.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
But they're not seeing the danger. You're seeing the worst
case scenario because you're a pragmatic adult. You're seeing the fun.
And aren't you sort of jealous of kids not having
that inhibition and that sense of danger? I mean, isn't
that why adults drink what to lose to not care
about danger consequences?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
You don't have a care in the world as a kid,
do you. You couldn't even comprehend something bad happening to you.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Everything just sounds like an exciting idea.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I'll tell you one from a maid of mind. When
he was a kid, he had one of he's friends
over from school and they were mucking around. They said,
he goes, hey, play a prank on your little sister.
And they went into a room and he said and
they said, hey, Jamma, and they called her over and
they said, look through the keyhole of the door. And
then when she looked through the keyhole, he stuck a
(21:27):
knitting needle through the keyhole. As ha ha, A funny joke. Now, okay,
missed her eye by a centimeter if she asked miss
her eye? His mum went ballistic because you just said that.
Do you realize how close that was? And it was
just like, we'll play a prank on the little sister,
(21:48):
get it to look through and then give her a poke.
But they don't you realize, No, she's going to lose
her eye for life.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, no, that's me.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Morons.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
They really are morons.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
We were idiots once upon a time.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You were supermarket eater? Do you have a pick as
you're going around?
Speaker 1 (22:09):
If I'm buying like a thing of grapes, I will
pick it the grapes and that's.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Free right if you eat it in the supermarket before?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Yes, I like to think so. I have been known
to feed my kids a yogurt.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well that's I feel like yogurt is same as the
free fruit for kids, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
I mean it's definitely ceiling.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
They say you shouldn't shop hungry.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
This is and this is my number one issue. If
I go into the shops hungry, I will buy one
million different snacks I.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Find the lesser of two evils. Even though I'm trying
to eat healthily, I will often open a packet of
chips and put it in the you know, the baby
compartment of the trolley and pick on chips as I'm
walking around, because then I'm not hungry, and I feel
I'm more likely to go and buy the broccoli. Okay, yeah,
I've got a mouthful of salt and vinegar. Goodness, you know. Anyway,
(22:59):
there is a man who has well actually, sorry, we
don't know it's a man, oh don't we I'd love
to hear your thoughts on who you can this person
might be. Someone's taken the supermarket eating stealing the whole
game to the next level. Someone's posted on red at
this picture of a barbecue chicken bag. Someone has taken
one and demolished the entire chicken down to the bone.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I mean like he's like some sort of like leopard
or something, and he just left the carcass.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Every bone clean and left the bag. So the bag's
just sitting there on some random shelf with the tomato sauce.
What an animal, and it's just got the chicken bones
and just the juice in the bottom of that plastic
handbag that they put the barbecue chickens in.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
I mean, that's impressive. Shoplifting, if you want to call it.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Like, I can't even imagine walking past someone in like
Aisle three just gnawing on a drumstick.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Well, if you did gnawing on a drumstick's one thing,
you'd walk past them and go, oh, yeah, they're hungry.
So they've they've ripped off the drumstick and they're having
a bite on that. But they've got they've eaten the
stuffy I mean the supermarkets.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Well you got you got to pull off with a
bit of breast. You got to always pull out a
bit of the stuffing.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
But they've eaten every single piece of this. I wonder
if they also stole some wet wipes they use.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
They'd want to right after devouring an entire barbecue cheen.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I mean, I couldn't even eat an entire chicken.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I couldn't get that much meat off the bone if
I was eating it at home.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I want to know, did they find like some an
empty coal slaw tubb or like some empty like some
bread rolls sides?
Speaker 2 (24:35):
A bread roll would be a good way to mop
up the instead of the wet wipes. Just grab the
bread roll, like that little one you get in the
three piece feet at KFC. Oh yeah, a little soft
bread roll. You just use that to wipe the grease.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That's pretty gross though, Like it's one thing to nibble
on a grape and maybe open a packet of chips,
but an entire barbecue chicken exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
And I feel like as sealing a chicken makes me
feel worse as well, because it's a life.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Please.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
And I always remember when there was the price wars
on barbecued chickens and coals and woolies were going down, down, down,
and they got down to about five bucks at the
height of the wars, and I thought, five dollars a life,
that's a bird.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
You should be a vegetarian?
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Is there a better? Could you go? Next level? From that?
As far as eating in the supermarket? What would be
the could you up?
Speaker 3 (25:19):
You know what? I reckon? Would top that? Tucking into
some prawns removing.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Their heads, Yeah, removing their heads and there are out
of shell.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Yes, the pooh trail, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, do you pick out the absolutely?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
I don't eat their pooh you do.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I don't. I'm trying not to think of it like that,
but it is. It's a bit finicky.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Sorry to any Jewish listeners who they don't like that
it's not kosher?
Speaker 3 (25:47):
What do you reckon? Could top it?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Prawns happen a lobster morning or something? Do they have
a half half lobby at the walking around? I think
in the nice suburbs will have the lobsters.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
You could, Yeah, a fancy suburbs, not.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
One of those. Leave an empty lobster shell sitting there
with the cut in hard.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
Anyway, it's all free if you eat it before the
checkout in this cost of living, Chris, Chris, have fun everyone, Chris.
Have you seen the new Sydney Sweeney jeans ads?
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Yeah, she looks like a babe.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
She is a babe.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
She is a babe.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
But there's been backlash, as there tends to be.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
To be expected, right, always everything, there's always backlash.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I feel like this one's all about jealousy about her
looks and everything. But they're linking at a Hitler, as
people love to do on the internet these days. Well,
have you Sidney Sweeney? You don't look at her and
just think Nazi?
Speaker 3 (26:45):
No, I don't like because she's blonde, blue eyes.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Well she does have that Ariyan sort of thing going on. Yes,
that is would you believe what people are clinging onto
because she's The play on words in the campaign is
she's got good genes, as in genes that jeans. Yeah,
but also the genes with the G that you passed
down genetically from her parent's side. Here's the ad that
has got people upset. Gans are pasted from parents to ospring,
(27:11):
often determining traits like her color, personality and even eye color.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
My jeans are blue, Sydney Sweeney has great genes.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
So anyway, the fact that she has good genes is
taking it back to eugenics and how Hitler wanted to
make sure everyone had blonde hair and blue eyes. And
this is listen.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
She literally says, my jeans are blue, as in like
as in her eyes.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Wearing a blue Oh.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
No, no, no, listen to this. This genius will explain
it for you.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Should we be surprised that a company whose name is
literally American Eagle is making fascist propaganda like this? Probably not,
but it's still really shocking. Like a blonde haired, blue
eyed white woman is talking about her good genes like
that is Nazi propaganda.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Oh my gosh, just pigeonhole. Every blonde haired, blue eyed
person and call them a Nazi.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
But she's got the jeans.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Yeah, and it's a play on her jeans are blue.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
She's got good jeans on Like the jeans actually do
look fantastic.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
People are idiots.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
They're just reaching.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
They love to be outraged, and they're just reaching for
something to be outraged for.
Speaker 2 (28:28):
I think someone. Some people are very upset that they
can't fit into jeans well and are lashing out.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
A jealous because she's a babe.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Anyway, Cancel Sydney Sweeney because she is basically.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
She's wearing good jeans. Guys. They look great on her body.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
She's a story's hitler. Okay, now you're off to the
logis tonight. It's going to be fun thinking of beautiful people.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yes, I need to go and beautify myself.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
With your good jeans and your blonde hair and your
blue eyes.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
They're green and I'm almost a brunette.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Marching down the red calf. I will do on a
table with anyone. Fun. You're sitting next to our big
boss LJ. The logs, aren't you?
Speaker 3 (29:07):
That's the I'm gonna have to be best behavior.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Kn't have too much to drink, Okay, keep it in
third gear all right, put in a good word for us.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I will.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
We'll see you next week. See Chris Page and Amy
your ard.
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