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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Yes, sir, let's got good morning that remains to be seen.
Chris Page and a yard in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Good morning, sunshine.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Hello hello.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I saw on the instaare having a few of your
rosees last night?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I actually did.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
I had a few rose whenever my mum and dad
come to stay because they.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Say alcoholism is hereditory. So they arrive and it's just on.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
My dad is actually going in for a big knee
replacement on Monday, so I guess he thought he should
have one last blowout with his daughter.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And I saw you guys dancing.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
We did our father daughter wedding dance.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh sorry, not father daughter wedding dance. The dance that
we did at our wedding. It was nice.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
And also we were out there. It was a manifestation portal.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
You know.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
All the stars, No, not all the stars, all the
planets were aligned last night.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I did see this news and it's not going to
happen again until twenty forty where all the planets are
actually in night. Was that last night?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
It was?
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I thought it was later in the week.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
No, it was last night, so obviously we stayed up
for that. If you're a bit woo woo, it was
the perfect time to get your crystals out, charge.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Them up for the new moon. Blah blah blah. I
wrote down all of my things that I'm grateful.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
For, right was I on?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
There was no?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Actually you weren't, No, you weren't.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Does the planets aligning? Does that mess with people? You
know how certain things like a full moon does thingspible
it because my man period I think has been flaring up?
Is that the planets?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Yeah? Sure, blame the planets. Yeah, yeah, it does.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
It's meant they say children, the elderly, and dogs, or
maybe that was wind, but yeah, they say when it's
a full moon, like, emotions are heightened.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You've brought this up before, that it's children and dogs.
I've heard the elderly. The elderly start playing up full
moon they win, that's win in the wind.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, apparently that just gets them bruises, sends some bonkers.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
No, anyway, it's kiss breast check date today, the first
day of the month. Everybody aim you a really important
day for the ladies. It's just a reminder to have
a look.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, to have a feel around, jump in the shower,
you know, get acquainted with your old you know, not
year old, your milk jugs and have a feel around.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Try and do it more often than monthly.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
But if not, let's use the first of every month
as a reminder put.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
In your diaries. I did create a little video for kiss.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I shouldn't be all your funny different names for your
sweater cows, right that you have sweater cows? Yeah, no,
get that one.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
I kept at PG.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Obviously, it's a very serious topic, so I didn't want
to make light of it, but it's it was just
an engaging way of reminding women to check your breasts exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And the positive out of today is that the recovery
rate is amazing these days with medical research when it's caught.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yes, if you yeah, prevention really is key with this disease.
So if you find anything that feels out of place,
get it checked asap, because if you get it early,
and you find it early, it can it can be
so helpful, like you can treat it straight away.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Right around Australia, it is Kiss Breast Check Day. You
can get all the details on the Kiss socials right now.
So much else going on this morning, so much. We've
got news on the Pope. He's not going too well.
World War III Donald Trump and Zelenski going toe to
toe in the Oval office. Plenty more o even maps
in Australia. It's all huge, Chris As. I've got a
(03:39):
new segment for you, and I know you love you
love my news segments.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Ah, yeah, sure you're gonna.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Like this one. It's for you. It's all about you.
So your ears might prick up. Okay, it's called It's
News to Amy because I know you don't watch any
news during the week at all, whitefully ignorant.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yeah, I choose to not to the news because it
is all just so depressing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Well, here I'll tell you about It's News to Ay.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
We have some breaking news for you.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Now, it's news to Amy.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
So because you come in here on a Saturday morning,
blissfully ignorant of what's going on in the world, I've
got all the news headlines here for you.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
It's great.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm going to read through them, just the headline. But yep, no,
it's all right. You don't have to listen to anything
that's too dark or boring for you. You just say
passed if you don't like the headline, and we won't
talk about No. I'll wait for the headline and then
we can skip through. There'll be some stuff here I
think you want to talk about. Otherwise, a nice short segment.
We'll play some music. So here we go. A right
(04:38):
number one, elbows be attacks, okay? Elbows number two. Woman
dies on flight and man must sit next to her
for four hours? What okay? Is that? A yes?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
But just purely because I'm curious.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
A Melbourne couple. We're on a guitar flight back from Europe,
and I believe back to or over doesn't a woman
on the flight died. It happens right on long haul flights.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
An elderly woman.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm not sure of her age, but she passed away,
so something's happened. They were sitting and so they'd hit
the jackpot. They were in a three seater and had
the empty seat, so they had the empty seat between them.
The air hostess came down and said to the man,
would you mind moving over to the middleseat next your wife?
We need this seat. He moved over. Yeah, damn, flights
(05:26):
only over brought this dead body down. Oh my god,
what's the dead body in the seat next to him?
Covered in blankets? Her and blankets, I guess, but she's
passed away and yeah, spent the next four hours of
the flight sitting next to this dead woman.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Okay, My question there is why didn't she just stay
in the seat that she died in?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Now there is a great height there.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Why did they move.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Now.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
An interesting point to the story is she said they
couldn't move her into business because she was a bigger
lady and they were struggling to move her.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Also, imagine you've paid ten k on a business class
ticket and they drop a dead body next to year.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
That's the real reason.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
That is outrageous.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's cattle class.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Oh wow, bizarre?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah, okay, next, and then at the end they took
the blankets offer as well and everyone and like they
made them wait on the plane when they landed. And
then the authorities came on and took all the blankets
offer and everything, and they saw her face and they said,
why do they make us wait for that?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
I'm still confused why they moved her? She obviously died
inn s c.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I reckon, she died in business and they've gone and
business class has gone. Yeah, this is champagne. Okay, let's
go a suicide bomb in a Pakistan moss past. Yeah,
thank you. Number four, Pope Francis is back in trouble.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Oh no, yeah, I know. There's probably a lot of
Catholics out there. Let's yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Well, look, he's been in hospital with pneumonia. He's had
to turn for the world.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
He's quite old anyway, he's pretty old.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, I mean, he's an older guy. I don't think
he's in great health. He's had a few issues. He's
been in hospital for almost a week now with new mo.
You're at that age it's dangers. He was recovering pretty nicely,
but has taken a turn for the worst. He's had
an isolating breathing crisis and swallowed some of his own vomit,
and he's backing critically. We're not saying he's dying. No
(07:14):
one said that. The Vatican haven't come out and said that.
But yeah, okay, yeah, but you're write a lot of
people do care about the Pope. During the week, thousands
and thousands of pilgrims were standing inside the cold in
the freezing cold rain, a lot of them elderly, standing
there in freezing cold rain, praying for his pneumonia.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Okay, it's a bit contradictory, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Number five. Okay, Katie Perry's going to space. Nah, come
back to it. Number six, Hollywood legend and his wife
found mummafied.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Mummafied like wrapped.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Well, yeah, why I would love to know about this
because I love crime.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Okay, talk to me.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You're gonna love this. Academy Award winner Gene Hackman.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Does he do all the horror movie.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
No, He's done a lot of dramas. He was in
French Connection, those old ones Back of the Day. More
recently get Shorty the Birdcage. He was an Enemy of
the State with Will Smith, great actor, He's won a moscar,
is very famous. He was, I mean he was ninety five,
so he's had a great innings. So when the first
headline came out saying Gene Hackman's died, everyone was like, oh,
that's sad. It was ninety five, yep. But now they've
(08:21):
worked out he was a bit of a recluse, so
they've found him and his wife and one of their
dogs all to see. So people are going, all, right,
what's happened here? Like, was this a suicide pack door?
And it was the dog consulted?
Speaker 3 (08:37):
But why the dog?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I know, Look, I don't but they don't know that
they or.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Was that murder?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Nobody knows.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Was it a murder? Yeah, we don't know so, but
they found them after about two weeks and Mumma fied.
I believe is they were preserved. It's actually a good
thing to be mummified.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
When I think of being mummified, I think of like
the Egyptians, how they.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Wrap Yeah, the bodies.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Rap rap rap rap rap rap wrap it. I believe
the temperature in the house. Maybe someone had left the
air conditioning on or the gas on, but the air
conditioning on which had kept them cool, and their bodies
were preserved. It had been there for over two weeks. Okay,
so that's the problem with being a hermit. Yeah, no
one knows.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Well, that's right, nobody.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's not out of the norm for them to not
hear from you for a fortnight.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
So there you go. You're up to that. You told
me about the planets aligning last night, which I missed.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I like to bring the good news stories. That was
obviously yew weeks got nice astrology.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
Give a few nasty ones there.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Yeah, that's why I don't watch it.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
Chris Peard.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Morning, I'm enjoying this new format of the show where
the Mummy saying, no, where you tell me something I
know nothing about, And they're.
Speaker 4 (09:48):
Kind of like the news break that we just did
you tell me horrific stories in the news, and now
I chat Maps, which exactly also bringing some quite disappointing
horrible stories. I think I think Maps taking a turn,
a bit of a serious turn this week.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Why are the police involved?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You saw that article, right.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Yeah, I didn't read it.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
So one of the couples, Karina and Paul, they were
like the lovey dovey couples. They were just coasting along,
nothing had ever gone wrong, and I just thought that
that was it. They were going to be together forever.
They seemed really, you know, perfectly suit and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Maybe they weren't getting enough screen time.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
So well, you know, people will do crazy things for attention.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
But no, I think, what's happened?
Speaker 4 (10:29):
He has They've gone out on a night away, a
night out, and I'm assuming there's been alcohol involved.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
They ply them with as much alcoholics.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Right, even parties and stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
And apparently Karina has admitted to sleeping with somebody well
and truly before her time with Paul.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And then what he's done.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Is he's come out saying that he has punched a
wall in I guess rage. He's saying that when he
gets emotional, he just wants to be left alone, and
she he almost kind of blamed her. He was basically saying,
I just need to be left alone, and you were
trying to fix it and make me feel better, I mean,
(11:07):
and then because of that, he's just lashed out and
punched a hole through a door or something.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Now, okay, so no, no, so that wasn't on camera, but.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
He wasn't on camera. Yep, he came out.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
He was apologizing to Krena, he apologized to the whole group.
It's all been very much aired and he's crying.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He's very remorseful. But here's my problem.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
If you are doing that, and you are acting out
like that on a national TV show that you know
is going to air it and you know you're going
to have to talk about it, what are you doing
behind closed doors?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Like?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Right? That is?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That is that tells me he cannot control his emotions,
he cannot regulate himself. And don't get me wrong, we've
all been there. I haven't punched walls or anything. But
like I know that when I get superheated in and
with Ryan, I usually have to leave the room.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, and I bet Ryan's never put his fist because
it's not it's not violence, but it's it's it would
be the beginning. It would be intimidating to have that
happen right in front of you, wouldn't. I mean, that's
it's it's almost implying that you that could be next.
That's correct. It's intimidation, mate, that's right.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
And to be honest, if Ryan ever did punch a
hole through a wall, like we've just.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
You've just done the house, you've just spent on money
on renovations, you'd be furious.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Yeah, I mean, my son's put his heel through the wall.
But no, I don't think I don't.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
I think they've got some big issues on their hands.
Like people are calling for him to be removed from
the show. I just don't know how you, I don't know,
stay in a relationship like that.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Yes, Like people are coming out being like he just
punched a ball.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
But the thing is, it's not just a wall, it's
a it's a it's a red flag. And it's how
a lot of this domestic violence begins it's first it's
a wall, and then it's a push, and then at
the punt.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, exactly. If you any sort of physical lashing out,
if you can't control that, then easily go to the
next level.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Correct.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
So a bit of a dark twist on Muffs this week.
Obviously there's Veronica and Elliott. Veronica's just come in. Elliott
was the dismissed groom who walked off. Everyone hated Elliott.
He walked off after Lauren and him had been married
for three days. Lauren was too old and too materialistic,
and everyone was like, Elliot's a dog. And then he's
(13:38):
come back and he's paired with this Veronica chick, and
I don't know. I really liked her, but there's a
bit of controversy around their relationship as well. He tried
to tell a story and get quite deep with his feelings,
but he.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
Says he no, I don't care about them. The other
one it says she slept with a rapper. Is that
what she said?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (13:58):
She did?
Speaker 2 (13:58):
Who did you really google it?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Some wrappa called Quavo. Never heard of him. Somebody also
speculated that it was Drake. Yeah, that could be.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
That's why he left the country. He switched on channel nine,
And I'm.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Out who switched on channel nine?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Drake? What do you mean he's just bailed on the
rest of his tour.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Oh yeah, he bailed on Brisbane, right, I think it was.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
You don't want to hear about my ronic here, Elliott.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Sorry, I just.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Wanted to know who she slept with and who goes
on maths expecting that the woman you set up with
it he's going to be a virgin. Good one, mate,
Chris Page and Amy Girard, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Well, I took two tests, cognitive tests East. We are
very very close to World War three and Donald Trump
and I endorsed this segment. God bless Chris Page and
Amy Gerard.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Thank you, Donnie, Chris his favorite segment.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
God bless you as well. Well. A lot's been going
on in the US, And okay, I'll tell you what
we were going to talk about today with the Donning
update was the revelation that he is, apparently now his
new habit is showing every guest to the White House.
When he's showing them around, he shows them where Bill
Clinton and Monica Lewinsky got got it on, and I
(15:11):
don't know if there's like he'd be great. I don't
know if there's a stain or anything he's pointing out.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But I wouldn't even know that though. Did You would.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Think that the presidents would all know where that happened.
It's pretty and they know. JFK as well. Back in
the day used to have Marilyn Monroe over the pool.
And you know, lots of stuff goes down in the
White House, but nothing that fun happens now if you're
just waking up, it went down in the Oval Office.
Volodimir Zelenski, the head of Ukraine, has been at war
(15:43):
with Russia. Well got invaded by Russia, so that US
have been funding a lot of this war. Joe Biden,
the previous president, Sleepy Joe, was giving him a lot.
I mean we're talking, you know, like one hundred billion
dollars to keep fighting this war. The war wasgging on.
It was becoming very unpopular with Americans who are doing
(16:03):
it tough themselves financially, going a on a sec Yeah,
we want to help, but you're giving a lot of
our money to Ukraine, and it's not really our it's
not really our fight. Donald has campaigned well on that
unpopularity and has worked that and gone, we're not going
to keep giving all our money to foreign countries.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Yeah, but the video that came out this morning is
quite concerning.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
As someone who doesn't watch the news very often.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
When you sent it to me, I was like, I
feel really uncomfortable about this. It's actually quite terrifying.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
It was Trump and Vice President jad Vance sort of
ganging up on Vladimir a little bit and both going
at him in the Oval Office. Weird that this, and
this was in front of all the media.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
This is my thing.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Since when do they pull the curtains back and allow
us to be privy to these kind of conversations.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
There was some sort of hidden agenda there.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's like Trump obviously wanted the world to see.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
You are one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
And him and JD Van they're swinging there, you know what,
full bags around, they're flexing.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
He's dropped the World War III comment.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
So unnecessary, so unlike, it's an uncomfortable position for us,
for everyone in the world.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
To be in right now.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's awkward just as a human being. Let's go inside
the Oval Office, you go, this is what happened. With
Trump and Zelensky during the war. Everybody has problems, even you.
But you have nice aution and don't feel now, but
you will feel it in the fusions.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
You don't know that God bless, you're not bless, You're not.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Don't tell us what we're going to feel. We're trying
to solve a problem. Don't tell us what we're going
to feel.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I'm not telling you because you're.
Speaker 5 (17:42):
In no position to dictate that. Remember this, you're not
You're in no position to dictate what we're going to feel.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
We're going to feel very good, feel influenced.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
We're going to feel very good and very.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Strong, will feel influenced.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
You're right now not in a very good position. You've
allowed you from the very beginning of the war, not
in a good positions. You don't have the cards right
now with us. You start having cards right now, you
don't wear You're gambling with the lives of millions of
people seeing you're gambling with world War three. You're gambling
(18:19):
with world War three. And what you're doing is very
disrespectful to the country. This country, far more than a
lot of people said they should.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Have even the talking over each other. I mean, we've
been smacked on the risks for talking over the top
of each other. It is so rude, like let each
other finish the sentence, Like Trump was talking over the
top of human and he was talking.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Yes where its Trump was just.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Oh, you with us, You've got the cards, and he's like,
I'm not. I'm not playing cards. We're not playing monopoly
like my country's been in.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
But aren't you. He needs money to fight Putin and
he's sort of there at the White House, hat in hand, going, hey,
could you keep those billions of dollars flowing so we
can keep fighting the war, Like yeah, good cause, noble guy.
But he is there begging for money basically, even which
makes you feel bad for him was degrading.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
It was very degrading. And the way that they both.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
It was unnerving to watch, knowing that these are the
leaders of countries, right and they're making huge calls on
things that are going to affect the entire world. I'm
marrying a tracksuit and that's how they have a conversation.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
The concern is the World War three thing is that
people are saying, now, Vladimir Putin, well, who you know
has seen that?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Of course, Trump wants him to see it. He now goes, oh, hey,
on a sec.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
He comes to my mate.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Yeah, and Ukraine doesn't have the sport in the US anymore.
I can I can go nuts here, And then that's
going to if he escalates things now in Ukraine, everyone'll
blame Trump for that, and then Europe need to sort
of get involved. It's their neighborhood. And that's why the
World War three things going, because if Vladimir Putin gets
away with this, everyone goes, well, where's he go next?
Speaker 6 (20:08):
Poland?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
You know, like, does he does he start moving on
to other country?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
All for the children of the world, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
It's a it's a right place.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
This is again reiterating why I just try to not
tune into the news and just keep my rose colored
glasses on, living ignorant bliss.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
You want to talk about maths again.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I talk about the weather or something.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
We've got lots to talk about. We're going to talk
about about mar We're going to talk about the Mardi Gras.
We're going to talk about the weirdest places you've grown
not grown up, What the weirdest places you've woken up
after a massive night, and things that make you go ah,
your chance to just vent about the kids all coming
up next to good morning. It's Mardi Gras weekends, also
(20:51):
known as Gay Christmas in Sydney. But I know from
right around Australia people flying from around the world. People
fly for the Sydney Game and Leslian Marti Gras and
they go.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
They know how to party, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
It's all still going the next morning for some I suppose,
depending on how much energy you've got to keep going
into the next day. I don't know. Some people just
have more energy than.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Others, just a first for life.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
But a lot of people find that energy around Marty
Gras again and they just done for a couple of days.
But the site of Oxford Street in Sydney on a
Sunday morning after Marti Gras is a site to behold.
People just passed out everywhere.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
We'll see it when we're coming in tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
So we're taking your calls on thirsteen one six'. Five
where is the most messed up place you've woken up
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Amy where did you wake up that was messed?
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Up?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Please can you tell this one on the?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Radio, YEP i reckon the weirdest one ever WAS i
woke up in somebody's backyard in a garden shed next
to a lawn.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Mower oh, nice anyone in particular's backyard or who don't? Know, okay,
nice do not?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Know just got, up looked, around thought what walked? Out
walked down a side Passage and.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
You were fourteenth at the.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
TIME i was.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
FOURTEEN i was, twenties, really and.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Your boyfriend wasn't there to look. After, NO i didn't
have a.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
Boyfriend he was your.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Teacher sleepwalking and my sleepwalking era was?
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Wild?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Okay thirty one h six? Five where did you wake
up after a massive Night Mardi grass? Style? Georgina what
happened to?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
You, Hey?
Speaker 7 (22:27):
Georgina and SO i mean probably pretty, Tame BUT i
was In canberra after a night ye and then, yeah
one MINUTE i was there having like my first sort
of vodka. Shots and then next minute it was sunrise
by the lake on a grass, patch right that is.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
So, wait you had one, shot no, it you had
a few, shots and.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
You had to see a beautiful lake Burly griffin at?
Sunrise what are?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
You were your friends with you at? Least, yes the
whole group Of, yeah so you've all woken. Up oh
that's not one with.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
Nature of a wild night In canberra? Before what wild
night In canberra's camera? Party do?
Speaker 4 (23:15):
They?
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yes yes They, yeah it's just such a whole it's.
Camera take that out of the. PODCAST i like. Camera
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just for. Calling who have we? Got we've Got allison?
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Here?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Allison what is the most mess that they all?
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Women?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Yeah that's my, Favorite. Alison where did you wake?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
Up?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
Hi?
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Alison?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Hi.
Speaker 8 (23:41):
Guys SO i woke half on a cement bench AND
i had no idea WHAT i. Was this cement bench
turned out to be a police, cell and so ALL
i RECALL i was having in a, nightclub having A
i enjoying, myself and THEN i was. UP i woke
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up very stiff and saw thinking what is going?
Speaker 7 (24:09):
On where AM?
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I i walked out because the doors were not locked
and Realized i'm in the middle of a police station
and they're, like, oh.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Rise and, shine did they were they? Good did they
have a coffee or maybe a? Six hundred milk cocon
a bacon and egg roll for, you the, police none.
Speaker 7 (24:28):
Of that lovely.
Speaker 8 (24:29):
Service just here's your, shoes here's your.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Bag, dignity he's your court.
Speaker 8 (24:34):
Notice actually they said no. Charge it was a public.
Safety they took me for my own. Safety oh that's
not free to.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
Go oh that's where did they find?
Speaker 8 (24:45):
You so APPARENTLY i was out the front of the
nightclub and what they told me was THAT i was
quite friendly with the policeman and they decided that it
was better to take me for.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Probably has gone out there for some fresh air or
a handsome looking, policeman you.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
Know If i'm on This, Strippers, now you don't watch the,
news so.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
We have some breaking news for.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
You now it's news To.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Amy you've got a new sement Called It's news To,
amy where we Keep amy informed.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Because chris loves the. News, well, yeah IT'S i just
feel all that time you.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
HAVE i do have a lot of time on my,
hands AND i feel weird not knowing what's going on
in the.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
World but my, dad my dad loves to be across.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Everything, YEAH i feel LIKE i could make a. DIFFERENCE
i think it's an over inflated sense of. Importance, well
IF i know what's going on In, gaza then MAYBE
i could do. Something, no you can't go and mow
your lawn, again, Mate, Right but The epstein list is
something that a lot of people are fascinated with because
it involves a lot Of, well it's a, billionaire it's
(25:53):
a private, jet it's an island with very bad things,
happening and it's celebrities and politicians and powerful.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
People so what's the whole gist is that this guy
has had his own private, island, yes where people can.
Speaker 3 (26:06):
Fly there to do.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
What, okay this is it's, pretty it's very. Dark so
it's where this story's. Funny it's two. Sided it's, salacious
and you, go, oh which celebrities? Involved the real story
behind it is that there are, victims and a lot
of them, Underage like he was trafficking underage girls for
massages and you, know god knows what else on this,
(26:28):
island which got nicknamed Pedophile, island WHICH i think if
someone invites you to an, island that gives it. AWAY
i feel when they say you say which island and
they say Pedophile, island you go, NO i Might i'll
stick to, phrase rightand Wh. Sundays you can't plead. Ignorance, yeah,
no just a funny. Name so people get on his private. Jet,
(26:52):
anyway nothing has come, Out no one knows who's. Involved
there's all these rumors about movie stars and, politicians but
nothing's come. Out so it's a conspiracy about a cover.
Up basically really powerful. People Jeffrey epstein was arrested court
and they know how many people this guy has dirt, on,
right so he committed suicide in his jail. Cell, yeah it.
Speaker 8 (27:16):
Was it was.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Crazy the security cameras malfunctioned just before he killed, himself
and then the security cameras came back on and he was.
Dead but, basically the list of who could have so
he was, murdered the list of who could have knocked
him off is like it could have been The, clinton's
it could have been The, trumps it could have been
the royal family because Of Prince andrew's he was one because, well, no, no,
(27:39):
NO i don't know that he went, there but he's
thick as thieves With epstein and, yeah actually no he
did go, there but we just don't know what he.
Did so the celebrity, Names here's what's. Happened they've released
a bunch of stuff his flight, logs so it showed
people Like Donald trump And Bill clinton have been on his.
Plane now they didn't Go the plane did not go
To Peedo. Island Tom my, thought so they've just hitched
(28:01):
a ride with this pretty unsavory guy who had a
lot of high.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Price it sounds like an absolute.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
Pig he's a understating that he's a disgusting. Monster it's
great that he's. Dead, yeah and he's a partner in.
Crime Gallaine maxwell's in jail as. Well. Well she was
like procuring all these girls for, him and she's an
absolute monster as. WELL i hope the security cameras outside
her jail cell are working a little bit, better BUT
(28:28):
i hear they're on the blink a little. Bit you,
know what's your, Back? Gallaine, Yeah so the celebrity list
of what's going out is his little black book as
well his contact. List the problem is you can be
in someone's black book and you're not necessarily.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Could you, speak you, know because you want to invite
them around for a, barbecue, right, yes.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
But you don't want your name in the book at
all because it's a bit. Stinky So Alec. Baldwin he's
at a tough week with The trump impersonator as. Well
He's Tony, blair the Old Prime minister's in, there of,
course The duke And duchess Of, york So Prince. Andrew
no surprises, there the actor R Ray, Fines Dustin, Hoffman Liz,
Hurley Mick, Jagger Liz. HURLEY i, know but, again it
(29:09):
doesn't mean she's done Eating. Dodgy she might just Have
this guy's A. French she might not have known what
he was. Into no one's doing this twenty four. Seven
If anna And Donald, Trump Kevin spacey there or blow
me down with a. FEATHER i am Shot kevin not
you Not Serena williams now again random, again maybe he likes.
(29:33):
Tennis and, yeah we're not saying these people did. Anything
but of Course Chris tucker remember that?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Actor, yeah the is he is?
Speaker 2 (29:40):
It, Yeah Chris, tucker, comedian black guy who was in
The Rush hour. Movie, Yes Jackie, chan he was in.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
There your name just doesn't want to be in this,
book regardless of what it. Means you do not want
to have a single tie to this. Bloke from the
sounds of, it, right do you reckon.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Your name would be any in the book of someone
that you don't want to be like if you, had
is there anyone disgraced in your past that you would?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
GO i, know, again very sheltered, life very innocent. LIFE
i want to, say, no there's no black books lying
around with my name there or anything like. That what about.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
You, Yeah i've worked in radio for twenty. Years I've,
yeah you got some. Stories some of the people That
i've associated with are just news. Anyway oh, look they're
Not Epstein's i'll give you, that but they're pretty. Dodgy,
Okay but they're now pressuring THE fbi In america have
apparently not released all the. Papers there's thousands. More they're
trying to get them all. Out they're basically, saying no
(30:40):
one has been. Convicted he's running a child sex ring
and there hasn't been one. Conviction so people need to go.
Down people need to go, down and the public are
so people want, justice people need to, know and they
also want the good juice on.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Who's absolutely who was?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
There so, YEAH cd story on both. Sides, absolutely keep you,
Posted Amy gerard can't.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Wait Chris Gard.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Morning we always finish Our saturday show with this, one
your chance to just get it off your. Chest things
that make you, go or even just a bit more low,
key things that make you Go. Jesus about your, Kids
i've GOT i, mean what's yours this?
Speaker 3 (31:25):
Week mine really upsets me on a daily. Basis it's
dinner of not eating.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Anything.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, Yeah i've got one. Child i'm not naming.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Him i've ruled out one, there but he just flood
out refuses to eat dinner most.
Speaker 3 (31:42):
Nights he won't even. TRY i won't even.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
TRY i had a breakthrough last. Night henry won't eat.
Speaker 3 (31:49):
Dominoes we, did.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Okay and we just ate some cold dominoes in the.
Studio hey don't BECAUSE i brought something for.
Speaker 3 (31:55):
You have another pair goods.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
The barbecue meat. Lovers, yes, NO I i did have
a breakthrough. Though i've split it up into. Countries he
likes learning about the, world And i've put up on
the fridge all the flags of the And i've themed
up every. Night and you can do it easily because
you just if you're doing, sausages you Got's Australia, night
dinky dye. Sausages if you're doing what Else Taco. Tuesday
(32:16):
so we've got The mexican. Flag we'll do Some mexican.
Music you Got chinese night or do the stir? Fry
they love their rice And italian is obviously even do
plenty Of. Italian you got pizza and. Pasta So italian
is going to get a, workout but theme it up like.
That he got into. It it's, Working i'm telling.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
You so did you have the flags as?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
WELL i drew them and not sat there. Coloring i'll
send you a picture. Time oh, Sorry so you're going
to take a bite At? Dominoes now you'd like to
go to a? Caller would you? Anna can you tell
us what made you go this? Week So amy can
have Some?
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Hi how are you?
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Going?
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah? Good what? Happened what are? They what are they?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Done? SO i just recently got my carpets freshly steam,
cleaned and my daughter somehow managed to get into my
makeup draw and get the, darkest brightest red lips and
she's gotten it on the freshly clean. Carpet AND i
watched him not even a DAY i had had it,
cleaned and it was a good, lipstick too, Much SO
(33:15):
i was just absolutely gut.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
IT i would have been.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
It and it's you know What it's just so uncanny
that it's the day after you've had them steam like they,
know they.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Know she, does can sense.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It they do, well.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Lest it was your, daughter it's worse if it's your
dog's lipstick on the. Carpet no one wants.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
That.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Morgan it's your chance to just get it off your.
Chest what's made you got this? WEEK?
Speaker 9 (33:39):
OK i have a two year old that sort of
just started, to you, know tell us when he's doing
a pool and stuff like. That BUT i went to
change every we come straight downstairs rather than doing it
up in the change, table WHICH i regret. Now SO
i started to change, him but REALIZED i didn't have
any yappy. DOWNSTAIRS i could be raked upstairs and he's
just running around the playroom with no nay.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
On.
Speaker 9 (34:02):
Yeah and WHEN i had come, downstairs you come running
up to it from the stairs and he, said, oh
look like mum. Good and he had done a big
clip on the on the, carpet directly on the.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Carpet that's when you wish you had picked it.
Speaker 9 (34:16):
Up he also picked it up to give to, Me,
Tommy i've.
Speaker 3 (34:20):
Got a, present isn't.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
It that's like when you know when the cat leaves
a dead bird's head as a present that you're going
to really. Appreciate good on and how we're going to
give every one hundred dollars hellow skin vouchers to treat
themselves because mums do deserve it when they're bringing up
with these little. Monsters mine for this week was that
(34:42):
you can't give one kid anything without the. KID i, mean,
DUH i, know but it's but this is how how
bad it. Is we started the show With Bruno mars
And rose With denry's favorite song AND i said it on,
AIR i, said this is for, You. Henry So oscar
was listening and he's upset.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Because It's oscar's favorite.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Song he Loves dynamite By Tyo. Cruz remember But, oscar
we're out of. Here we don't have. Time you can
have a tiny bit of. Yay, Seriously, oscar we're super.
Late we got to. Go, sorry, buddy that's all you.
Get have a great. Day we're back tomorrow eight. Am
Maybe Tyo crews, then we don't, Know but. Enjoy Marti. Graft,
yes had the best.
Speaker 3 (35:25):
Time if you're, participating.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
And we will see you tomorrow eight. Am here, on
keep in the.
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