February 14, 2025 • 31 mins
It's Valentines Day and Amy is all alone (Well... with 3 kids!) as Rhian heads off on a boys weekend. Amy asks the question... "What happens on a boys weekend?"
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Chris Page and Gerard in the Morning Today, and welcome
to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello? Hello, No, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Frank Walker from National Kyles, my kids love it.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Harry and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Now, have you ever seen a couple of celebrities just
stuff it up so badly? They had all the goodwill
on the planet when they got married, and you know,
women love a royal wedding and she looked beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
They've just stuffed it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What have they done?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They're wankers and they've moved to everyone hates them. She's
so fake.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I love when you just throw out like lines like
everyone hates the fact.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah it's a fact. It's my opinion.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But if you say everyone's saying it, everyone, I'm saying true.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, that's the Trump thing. A lot of people have
been seeing this. A lot of people what.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Have they done?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Just been to Yeah, well what's that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Trump didn't want to even deport Harry because apparently.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, yeah, because he's technically an illegal immigrant and he's
getting rid of all the illegal immigrants. And yeah, it
was a great tweet from Trump saying I'm not going
to deport Harry. He's got enough problems with his wife.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
She's terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I don't mind her. I loved her in suits. Yeah,
I'm still team Meghan.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There was one good scene in suits.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I know what one scene? Yeah, yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Her getting slammed in the in the archives room.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Right, Yeah, that was pretty high. I was a whole
one watched that again.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I liked her.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's on YouTube, all right, check it out r All right,
let's get into the parties, Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Valentine's Day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
But your start of a husband, Ryan was a yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Look he tried.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
He got up in the morning, he tried to make
me cookies. He burnt them, didn't make the bed, left
this towel on the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh I saw in your instau slagging him off and
foot him.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
He reversed, cat it in the toilet, just left all
these goodies for me, and I felt so loved he did.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He took himself off. It's him and his mates, has
about fifteen of them, and I swear to god they
do it every year.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
They plan their annual boys trip on Valentine's Day, right,
And I think Ryan has maybe said something once before,
and they're like pussy whooped because no one else apparently cares.
But yeah, he goes on an annual boy's trip every year.
They go down the South coast somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Does he mention mental health as one of the reasons,
because no, Honestly, they say, man, it is really important
for men to get away with other men and do
stuff with their friends every now and then.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Listen, he doesn't have to say that, because I understand.
I absolutely love a girl's weekend and it is the
way I fill up my cup. I'm all for it.
It's just it's funny that it lands on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But I'd love to know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Well, in fact, I actually do I know what they
get up to. It's like, in my head, it's kind
of boring.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, there's just.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
A lot of drinking, a lot of sport watching.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
They watch like loads and loads of footy games, the UFC.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
On every single form of sport.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
They played golf yesterday at some point they went to
a pub.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
More drinking, more meat, just meat and booze.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Golf.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You say golf like it's a little tame thing or whatever.
Oh yeah, that's played eighteen holes of golf.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But boys weekend, those golf carts. They always end in
carnage because Rob is smashing beers all the way around.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He got the eski on the golf cart.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, so people are blind driving a golf cart and
made I know, rolled a golf cart on his bucks weekend.
I broke his leg, yeah, had it so was hobbling,
you know, down the aisle at his wedding with a
broken league.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I have a mate who rolled a golf cart on
Hamilton Island two days before his wedding, and he didn't
break any bones, but he did tear off half his
face on the gravel, and every single wedding photo of theirs,
he looks.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Like he looks like two faces in the dark night,
like half of his head just just.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You know, and you know, like when you tear off
the top end of your skin and you just got
gravel rash and then it starts scabbing up feek like
a meth addict. And you can imagine how filthy his
wife would have been.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, no, she's I cringe every time I see someone
on a motorbike in shorts and a singlet and you
just go, oh, man, if you come off that bike.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Have you had any big boys weekends.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh yes, massive back in the day. Question not anymore.
You know, I'm old and boring now and sober and
you know, don't do that. But yeah, had some blinders.
But it is when you when you're a bit younger,
it's all you know, go to the strippers, and that
you do, I must to meet you do grow out
of that little.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Bit to get over it? Right, there's a.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Certain age you sort of get into your thirties and
it's just a bit sadder sitting around in a strip
club just getting teased.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Like I think about, like you know, the movie The Hangover,
where like people wake up with tattoos and there's one.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
A Chinese man in the boot of the car.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
One of them got breast in plants at one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's right, right, Mike Tyson and the Tiger. What if
you're lost on a boy's weekend? I mean, I feel
like we could almost just ask about golf carts.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
But what's the most you're lost on.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
A boy There's got to be some really epic stories
out there.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Maybe you've lost your wife.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Maybe you've faced your whole family.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Maybe your girlfriend has dumped you. After a boy's weekend,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
There'd be some big financial losses, maybe a black finger,
a job, a job, yeah, people get particularly with social
media now if you're not careful.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, if you kind of, you've got to have a
phone's down policy on boys weeks and boys weekends, right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We got one hundred dollars Mayer vouchers for our favorite
callers this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Can you buy anything good for a boy's weekend? Admyre
probably not?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well, you can right buy a case of beer.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Give it to your wife if you've been away on
a boy's weekend. One hundred dollars my Voucherly give us
a call. What did you lose from a big boy's weekend?
And ladies? If you know it's gone the other way around?
Not the girls weekend, but if your man went on
a boy's weekend and you busted him and you're doing
something he shouldn't have been doing, or putting something somewhere
it shouldn't have been what what?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They're not allowed to say it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Give us a call, Chris Page, and we are talking
boys weekends, the boys because your husband Ryan skipped Valentine's Day,
went away with the fellas yeah, he's my hero.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's also to do it on Valentine's Days.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thirty when he gets back.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, we're asking what you're lost on a boy's weekend.
We were just we're chatting away during the songs there,
and the stories just keep coming and just keeps flooring,
and they just get worse and worse. I'll tell you
a great one because you rem you were telling me
a story about something that happened on a boat just then.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm not going to repeat.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, no, most of the details of that story, but
it did remind me of a great story. It's a
legendary thing and it involved Molly Meldrum and Elton John.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think was there as well.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
There was this huge music industry party out on a
boat in the harbor, I think Sydney Harbor or something.
Molly Meldrom was late, so he got to the wharf
and he's like, oh, I can't get to the thing.
The water police saw and went, Molly, what's going on?
He goes on play for this party. They said, we'll
give you a lift, no worries, So he hops on
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the police boat. The police boat is approaching this music
industry party. Everyone throws everything over the.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Side into the water, all of their little.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Lackets of fun.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And then Molly gets off and goes hey everyone, and
they're like Molly.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I mean I love it too.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, I mean Molly turned up Molly. But that's a
good ending because drugs are bad. Okay, Yes, what's the
most boys weekend has cost you?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Families? Wives, jobs? Glenn? What happened to you?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Then we wake up in Balley's mate's wedding night before
we sort of have a few quiet drinks Cutler Jaeger bombs. Later,
I woke up the next morning, I looked over my
mate and he has no eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
He wasn't the groom was he was.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So he like he had alopecia or something at the wedding.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah, we tried painting them on. It didn't look good.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You actually don't realize how how weird you look with
no eyebrows until they're gone.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
They're actually they're actually really important. Thanks Glenn, you got
so good.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Bails here Now, bails I believe is a young man.
His name's Baales. Well, what does a boy's weekend cost
your bails?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Well, it cost me nothing but cost my friend everything.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What's he like, So what happened.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Was I was at a boy's weekend, obviously, and this
guy or my friend was so drunk he bought a
whole house.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What he bought a house?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
But he put a deposit down or.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Well obviously, But the next day it was when he realized,
Holy hell, I've actually just done it.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Bil. Are you on a boy's weekend now?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But it's early in the morning, Bells is waking up.
That is not where I thought. I've got to be
honest with you.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
I'll go.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
We got a lady, Sarah, Sarah, what does a boy's
weekend cost you?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
It didn't cost me much, but it did cost my
husband some hair. So we're going way back and they're
not quite That would have been nicer, I think. So
you go way back his bucks? Do you were living
in England as they all do. They all go to
a different country when you're especially nice golf golfing, His
(10:16):
first stag Doo goes off with his four best mates.
I get a call one night pizza in hospital.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh no, like what you mean?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
He's in hospital? He had got out on his mates,
said all had a little bit too much of certain dimensions,
not just alcohol. Got home, walking home, fell over, got muddy,
fell over, got his white trick jeans all wet and dirty.
Thought I'll clean them off in the swimming pool. So
he goes back, dives into the swimming pool. How much
(10:44):
water was in it? Sixteen inches at the top of
his head. Off Ended up in hospital, got taken by
a fire truck because they'd run out of ambulances to
the hospital. Our wedding photos, you know, and they bend
over and they take the pictures of you signing the registers,
if you're signing your life away.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And you can see at the top of his head
just hege is.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Like a landing strip and he's got in there in
a big bullpat. Oh, that's the first tag.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Dude, that's so good. Has he gone on anymore?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I went to Prague for the next one and spent
the whole weekend on absence, so you can imagine what
happened there.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The worst part of that story is white jeans. We'll
give you a hundred dollars eye about you. You can
go and get some decent pants please for his next one,
White jeans.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Chris Page.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Morning, Oh Mats, Mats my favorite show, Number one show
in Australia.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know you're watching it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I am.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm trying to get across it. I'm seeing the promos
I need you to.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
So every single week I just have to come in
here and just what just unpacked the shows with you?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, apparently it's very important stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I told you, I'm tuning out from all serious news
in the world so I can be a ross maths.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So Tim, he's gone.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, Tim's gone, he's old news. There was another guy
last week. He kind of walked out. He's the one
who made all the comments like about crazy eyes and
saying I'm not racist, but I prefer Caucasian women.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Okay, that's an interesting one. So he yeah, because that's
is that that's not racist? Is it to have a preference.
That's like saying I like brunettes or blondes more. But
I guess if you said that on TV, that's well.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
He made comments about a lot like every single woman
as he was placing them down and he just didn't
need to. So he said someone had a face that
looked like she would stand at the end of her
bed with your bed with a knife.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I mean, but I know what he means.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I know what he means, and I think he was
trying to be funny, but like, oh, you just can't
say anything right.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
The crazy chicks are always the best in bed.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Though.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, look he's gone as well, So Tim's gone. The
other I don't even know the other guy's name. He
was so irrelevant, he's gone. The hot couple at the moment,
the one everyone's talking about Ryan and Jackie. Jackie is
the one essentially with She got labeled crazy eyes. Her
partner went on to then talk about her in The
Boys Intimacy Week. He referred to her saying like he
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you know, said oh, and then the crazy eyes came out,
so he's saying it as well.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Apparently he'd taken it back to her.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
They'd had a laugh about it, so it was this
in joke then, so he felt like it was okay
to say it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But he was.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Telling all the guys and he was paying her a compliment.
He was about something that she did well.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
In the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
In the bedroom, and you were saying.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, that's well, it's quite It's better than saying she's terrible.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
No, I was just saying it's not as bad as
saying she was terrible at that in the bedroom, like
it's still probably not ideal on a national TV show.
Her dad's watching, that's right, And you want your man
to have respect for you, and you know all of
that kind.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And if someone tells me that someone's really good at
something like that, I assume you go, wellice makes perfect,
So they must have done a lot of its right.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
So, but you can tell you get a real insight
into how scripted these things are because they have these
dinner parties on Sunday nights, and it's like they've all
been fed this like narrative. Okay, bring this up with Jackie.
Make sure that she knows that her partner said this,
and they all of the other couples. It's like they
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have to target a couple each week. First it was Tim,
Then it was the guy with the crazy hair who
made the comments about the crazy eyes. This week it
was Jackie and Ryan. Now Jackie and Ryan.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
They are an odd ball.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
They're actually perfectly matched based on how odd they both are.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Ryan's all like, I've got warrior mentality.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
You know, when it's raining, I take an umbrella, when
the sun's out, I take sons.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Are in warrior mentality mentality. It is so weird.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Because you have an umbrella when it's raining.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Correct you.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Warrior fighter.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Shaki is just so caught up in wanting to be
worshiped and adored and wants constant words of affirmation around
her appearance, and it's I feel sorry for her in
that sense, like just own it, girl, and like she's
a babe.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I see the cheating scandal because I saw on the
Primo there's a cheating scandal.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
What was that again, I don't think that's anything.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
There's Adrian and Sierra, and honestly, the cheating scandal is
all around a camera panning down underneath the table and
their feet were touching, or their feet were knocking about
under the table.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And then Adrians come out saying.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well, if that's cheating, then I'm cheating with X, Y,
and Z half the other people on the table because
our feet were touching.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, but you say, oh, don't be ridiculous, it's just
our feet touching.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
But you know, that's a bit of bit of foot
play under the table.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
If I were sitting across from each other right now
in a radio studio, if I started, if I reached
over and just started playing with your foot with my foot,
you'd be like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Firstly, thank God wed two desks of heart, And secondly,
I mean, yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You go, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
If your foot constantly touched mine, I'd be like piss off.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
But if it was a once off.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
And a camera just happened to pan across and get it,
if it just bumps in it, we're having an affair,
I'd be outraged.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Now come on, let's let's let's play a couple of
songs and play some foots.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Let's never do that. Let's ever It's not going.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
To happen, is it. No, that's probably best.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
So I don't think there's anything.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
There's nothing that's wildly outrageous this week. I'm sure we'll
find out more in the coming weeks. You know, there
has to be some sort of outrageous scandal to keep
the ratings going through the roof.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, good thing you've always brought outrage to the show.
Because your daughter Charlie has said something quite outrageous during
the week, and I want to get into that.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, I actually want to get something off my chest.
It's not something that's like upsetting me off, frustrating me.
Maybe it's coming from a place of concern obviously. Last
week I spoke to you about how I was sitting
on the couch with my daughter.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
We have kind of like.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
One on one mummy and daughter time when the boys
go to bed, because they go a bit earlier, and
she'd asked me just out of the blue, she randomly
asked me if I had slept with all of my
ex boyfriends. So that was a conversation that I didn't
really know how to navigate, probably because it just came
out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I can't believe she's nine.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Well, you know what, I feel like the nine year
olds of today are actually sixteen.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
They're like they're asking.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Questions, they're inter or their skincare and their makeup, and
they're dancing, and they're like so much more advanced. And
it's terrifying, right, but at least I'm not alone. I
feel like every mum is in the same position.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It terrifies me what little kids are wearing. Little girls are.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Wearing, Yeah, but I feel like.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
That uncomfortable and go, yeah, but why are you wearing that?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
That's I feel like it's always been the case, Like
I used to try and go out in like belts
for skirts and little prop jobs and my dad would
go into cardiac arrest. I think that's always been the case.
But something Charlie said to me just yesterday. She gets
really paranoid about me locking all of the doors in
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my house. And we've got cameras at the front of
our house. They came free with the doorbell thing that
we got. But she's really like, we have to lock
all the doors, every back door, every window, front door.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And I've never understood where it's come from.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Like I grew up in the same house and we
used to leave our front door open. The garage door
would sometimes stay up all night. It's a very safe neighborhood.
And we were chatting away. I can't like if I
need to go outside and hang the washing out. She
doesn't like being in the house alone.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Has she's seen a movie or something as she's seen, well,
a movie about a home invasion or something and then
it's freaked her out.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No, not that I know of, unless she's known. Watched
something at a friend's house. And yesterday I was.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Leaving and Ryan was still in the shower or something,
and she was like, please don't leave, Please I leave,
And I said, where is all this worrying coming from?
I don't understand this worry. What You're such such a
worried kid. And she goes, I think I've got anxiety,
And I said, well, do you know what anxiety is?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
She goes, no, but I think.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have it, and well, I'm anxious all the time,
so that's anxiety.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
And I guess.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I guess in today's society, I've been very aware that,
Like I even read books to my kids, and it's
all about labeling your emotions. I think about when I
was a kid, my mom and dad used to make
me do public speaking and my stomach would not up
with butterflies. And what I now would know is anxiety,
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But when I was a kid, I had no idea
what it was.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I thought it was just a princess.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, that's what my mom and dad would always say.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
And I'm like, oh, I feel like, really I feel
concerned about her and a little bit worried, and I'm
a bit like, is labeling all these emotions a good thing?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Do I need to?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We're starting young with the kids, because Disney movies inside
out all about the emotion, and they're putting all this
woke crap in Disney movies as well, and teaching kids
about stuff they probably don't really need to worry about.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And I grew up and I think I still to
some extent have the rose colored glasses on because I've
had them on since I was a kid, and my
parents always, you know, made me feel like, you know,
the world is a good in a safe place, and
so I don't watch the news and stuff like this
and all these words around, like anxiety and.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Many of her friends medicator because I know kids talk
about that. At Henry's school, there's a whole bunch of
kids where it's normal. They go off to the office
at lunchtime for their.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Rittal and yeah, you know the kids take Dixies or
it's riddle and right for ADHD.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
For all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
But you know, half the kids at the school seem
to be medicated, so they sort of talk about it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's very normalized.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It is normalized.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But I mean, what a first sex and now anxiety
and oh, I just want what's.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Coming for me next week?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Do you want your baby back?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I do. I just want my little nine year old back.
She seems too grown up.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, I'm going to keep the lines of communication open
and we'll do some deep diving on it.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
But I just.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Feel like it is a I don't know, I feel
like everything is bringing like everything's been brought forward. All
of this stuff that kids go through usually as a
hit puberty and in the early teens, seems to be
happening earlier on and God helped me. When she's a teenager.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Don't drug her straight away. Don't go straight to that.
Why wouldn't we jump to that too quickly?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
The drugging in the.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Mind, I'm not going to go down that path anytime soon.
No good.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Chris Aage and Elon Musk is hanging around the White
House like a bad smell.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Why are him and Trump best friends? Now?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Well, you know, Elon did a lot to help Trumpy
win the election, and and Elon's in charge of the
government efficiency thing, so he's you know, sacking everyone who's
not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Is definitely a lizard, just FYI.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Not a human.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well he's he's a lizard or a goanner or something.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, he's bringing his kids to work, which I mean,
don't you hate it when people he can relate and
you do it all the time, and he not yet.
But yeah, his son X was hanging out in the
Oval Office with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Your name X something something X X whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He's just called kid. This is in the Oval office
that bring your kid to work date. We are we
in a democracy.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Well, if you don't have a feedback with X, we
would have to if you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Sorry, so your gravitas can be difficult sometimes.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Actually, okay, this is X and he's a great guy.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
High IQ.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
He's a high IQ individual.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
He's always paying him out.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Has he been psarcastic there?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I think Donald Trump's entire personality is sarcasm.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, the thing about Donnie is he likes being the
star and the center of attention and XO and X starts.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
You know, high iqny, this is X high IQ.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
He's gonna get sick of Elon real quick. Okay, but
Elon's dad.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
You called him a lizard before.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Maybe you'll feel sorry for Elon listening to this because
Elon's dad went on a podcast and basically slagged off
his parenting skills. This is even for the richest man
in the world.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I think this is quite sad. I have a listen.
Do you think Elon is a good dad?
Speaker 11 (23:45):
No, he hasn't been a good dad. The first child
was too much with nanny's and died in the care
of a nannie. Now what I'm saying, if he has
this is going to shoot me or something. But anyway,
that's what I think. That's so good. They were too rich,
too many nannies. Then he had five children with the
same woman, five sons, all brought up, each one had
its own nanny. You followed me when they got divorced.
(24:08):
The nannies were six on the side and six on
that side, So it was really weird situations.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Never really spent time with kids, saying no, that's my dream.
I mean, that doesn't make nanny.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
That doesn't make me feel sorry for him, that makes
me like.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
But he's dad.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I don't have children, like I'm all for a little
bit of help. I think that you have.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You know, when you have multiple children, you absolutely need
a village and you need the help. But don't have
a child just to let it be raised by a nanny.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It they called the dad, kept saying it them the kids.
He obviously doesn't know their names.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well, I did some research before and he's had their
first child actually did die, which is Natalie really fault.
That's definitely not his fault. I think it was Sid's,
but then he's gone on to have twins, one of
them has turned into to a female transition transitioned into
a female, and then they've had triplets, and then they've
(25:06):
had more and the names are so bizarre. But basically,
from what it sounds like, it's that he has all
these children and then basically has nothing to do with them.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, you don't think I reckon The reason. I might
think it's that it might be a boy thing, a
male thing, but every little boy needs their dad to
be proud of them. I approve of them in life,
and you never grow out of it. I'm forty two
years old, and I still like, oh, I need daddy's approval.
Am I doing a good job? Does the show on
(25:36):
kiss sound good?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Daddy? And he goes, no, the music's terrible.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm like, because you're a seventy year old man, of
course you don't like diet PEPSI.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I think it like primal level. Parental approval equates to
safety and security, and you are always seeking your parents' approval.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You want them to be proud of you.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
I'm exactly the same. I always want to make my
parents proud. I do wonder though, if Elon has gotten
himself to a point where he's so filthy, stinking rich,
and he's probably not even close with his family.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
He's close with his mum. His mum's always hanging around.
He's a mummy, He's a big mummy's boy. His mum
mum loves Elon. But yeah, he's obviously not close to
his dad. There, But I feel I think I was
the richest man on earth.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'd still be like, why did daddy say?
Speaker 11 (26:28):
That?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Is Elon English?
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know have I got? Is there issues here?
Do you need to am I writing this down?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Reckon?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I still reckon that he would? Yeah, that would? You
never want to disappoint your parents? Right?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Well, all right, back to therapy anyway. Sweek. I'll make
a note of that one.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Still don't think I still I don't think he's a
good dadd either.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So Ard, almost time for us to get out of him.
And let's do this.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
With Crisp Page and Anie Gerrard in the morning. It's
your weekly opportunity to just slag off your kids because
we love them.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
We love them.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Can I just quickly jump in quickly my go for
it things that make me go, oh for me? Is
my five year old's diet? Like it is garbage? And
I only have myself to blame. I feel like I
kind of have given up as a parent. By the
time you have your third it's so hard to keep
them on the straight and narrow when it comes to
healthy foods.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like I think about what I used.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
To feed my five year old firstborn daughter for dessert
at night. She used to have Greek yogurt with some
blueberries and a tiny little splash of honey.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
You know what Kobe has? He has mint.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
He has mint chock chip ice cream with ice magic
and popping canti, so.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
He gets a really good night slap.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I don't know why he cannot go to bed at
night because he's bouncing off walls like he's had a
PingER at a rave. And I'm slowly realizing that I
am the problem.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
They're addicted to processed food and we did it to them.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's really hard.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
It's so hard, But his diet is so bad, and
it's driving me up the wall.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, I'm thirty one, oh sixty five, Chelsea. What's made
you go with the kids this week?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Hi? Guys, hey going, Hey Chelsea, great.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
So my son I asked him to do a couple
of chores around the house.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
He did the.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
Chores, and then I said, I'll just grab a couple
of coins from my purse yep, to put in his
new money box that he'd made at school.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Cute.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
I then found out that he grabs one hundred dollar
notes and put it.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
In his money box.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
The only way to get the money out was to
break the money box. Wow, do you think I could
do that?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:48):
I couldn't break the money box because he made it
at school.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It sounds like you need to give him some more chores,
maybe like ninety five more chores.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm super impressed that you had one hundred dollar note
because I can tell you, if I ever have a
hungie in my wallet, my wife is going, what are
you up to?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Where have you been? Have you because you've been to
the casino on the poking or you're up to no good?
If I've got one hundred dollars, thank you, Chelsea, Danny.
What's made you go? Ah with the kids this week?
Speaker 8 (29:16):
My twenty two year old daughter, I'll have to put
the washing on. Yeah, and she knows you have to
separate the colors from the white. I just myself a
beautiful white dress, or I'll treat myself. I came home.
The dress isn't white anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh no, it's like purple's black.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Yeah, the black has gone and it's dyed. The whole
dress blots like there's patches throughout the whole there is.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
You know what, My husband has done this to me before,
and it is heartbreaking.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
But at least your daughter's.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Twenty two, which means hopefully she's got a job, which
means she's just gonna have to go out and rebuye
it for you.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
It's probably because she's woke, though, and you're talking about celebrating,
you know, separating colors and whites, and she's going on,
Oh no, come on, it's Rose. It's not Rosa Parks
on the bus anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Mum. We can't separate the colors and the whites. Okay,
thank you, let's go one more jade. You can wrap
us up here. What's made you go?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Guys, So I put on a roast because my family
and guests were coming over, and my seven year old
decided to turn the nozzle off, and an hour later,
when they rocked up, and I thought, all right, I'm
going to serve the dinner. It wasn't cooked and the
vegetables had gone alsogging ship.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Because we seasoned it with our gravy cup.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
Thought like this special anyways, honestly, that you're.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Serving raw chicken there? Raw chicken? Was it raw chicken
or lamb? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Yeah, yeah, it was a raw chicken.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I'm dying. That's so funny. KFC for dinner.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, exactly. Just get the kernel onto that straight away.
I'm a lamb roast guy.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What do you doing that?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I like a leg of lamb as well. I love
a roast.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
God, I'm hungry.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Now, I'm where are you going to go?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
After we were actually just talking to the song there
about the listeners, I said, it's ten am, guys, KFC
opens at ten am, right, And I gave you the
tip a few weeks ago that if you go down
to the KFC near the radio station here.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
There's no one else around, No one's in KFC, no
one am. The chips are so hot, they're so.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Freeh I'm going to go there now.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Get some KFC chippies.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It's actually maybe I'll go to a different one.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Let's do it. We're back tomorrow at eight am. You
have a great day everyone.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, see Sunday
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Chris Page and A Gerard
Chris Page and Gerard in the Morning Today, and welcome
to the Chris Page and Amy Gerard Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
How you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Hello? Hello, No, don't do it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Frank Walker from National Kyles, my kids love it.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I know.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Harry and Meghan.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Now, have you ever seen a couple of celebrities just
stuff it up so badly? They had all the goodwill
on the planet when they got married, and you know,
women love a royal wedding and she looked beautiful.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
They've just stuffed it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
What have they done?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
They're wankers and they've moved to everyone hates them. She's
so fake.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
I love when you just throw out like lines like
everyone hates the fact.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yeah it's a fact. It's my opinion.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
But if you say everyone's saying it, everyone, I'm saying true.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, that's the Trump thing. A lot of people have
been seeing this. A lot of people what.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Have they done?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Just been to Yeah, well what's that.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Trump didn't want to even deport Harry because apparently.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Well, yeah, because he's technically an illegal immigrant and he's
getting rid of all the illegal immigrants. And yeah, it
was a great tweet from Trump saying I'm not going
to deport Harry. He's got enough problems with his wife.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
She's terrible.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
I don't mind her. I loved her in suits. Yeah,
I'm still team Meghan.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
There was one good scene in suits.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
I know what one scene? Yeah, yeah, I love.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Her getting slammed in the in the archives room.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Right, Yeah, that was pretty high. I was a whole
one watched that again.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I liked her.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's on YouTube, all right, check it out r All right,
let's get into the parties, Chris.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Valentine's Day yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
But your start of a husband, Ryan was a yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Look he tried.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
He got up in the morning, he tried to make
me cookies. He burnt them, didn't make the bed, left
this towel on the floor.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Oh I saw in your instau slagging him off and
foot him.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
He reversed, cat it in the toilet, just left all
these goodies for me, and I felt so loved he did.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
He took himself off. It's him and his mates, has
about fifteen of them, and I swear to god they
do it every year.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
They plan their annual boys trip on Valentine's Day, right,
And I think Ryan has maybe said something once before,
and they're like pussy whooped because no one else apparently cares.
But yeah, he goes on an annual boy's trip every year.
They go down the South coast somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Does he mention mental health as one of the reasons,
because no, Honestly, they say, man, it is really important
for men to get away with other men and do
stuff with their friends every now and then.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Listen, he doesn't have to say that, because I understand.
I absolutely love a girl's weekend and it is the
way I fill up my cup. I'm all for it.
It's just it's funny that it lands on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
But I'd love to know.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Well, in fact, I actually do I know what they
get up to. It's like, in my head, it's kind
of boring.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, there's just.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
A lot of drinking, a lot of sport watching.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
They watch like loads and loads of footy games, the UFC.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
On every single form of sport.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
They played golf yesterday at some point they went to
a pub.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
More drinking, more meat, just meat and booze.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
Golf.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You say golf like it's a little tame thing or whatever.
Oh yeah, that's played eighteen holes of golf.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
But boys weekend, those golf carts. They always end in
carnage because Rob is smashing beers all the way around.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He got the eski on the golf cart.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, so people are blind driving a golf cart and
made I know, rolled a golf cart on his bucks weekend.
I broke his leg, yeah, had it so was hobbling,
you know, down the aisle at his wedding with a
broken league.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I have a mate who rolled a golf cart on
Hamilton Island two days before his wedding, and he didn't
break any bones, but he did tear off half his
face on the gravel, and every single wedding photo of theirs,
he looks.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Like he looks like two faces in the dark night,
like half of his head just just.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
You know, and you know, like when you tear off
the top end of your skin and you just got
gravel rash and then it starts scabbing up feek like
a meth addict. And you can imagine how filthy his
wife would have been.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, no, she's I cringe every time I see someone
on a motorbike in shorts and a singlet and you
just go, oh, man, if you come off that bike.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Have you had any big boys weekends.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh yes, massive back in the day. Question not anymore.
You know, I'm old and boring now and sober and
you know, don't do that. But yeah, had some blinders.
But it is when you when you're a bit younger,
it's all you know, go to the strippers, and that
you do, I must to meet you do grow out
of that little.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Bit to get over it? Right, there's a.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Certain age you sort of get into your thirties and
it's just a bit sadder sitting around in a strip
club just getting teased.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Like I think about, like you know, the movie The Hangover,
where like people wake up with tattoos and there's one.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
A Chinese man in the boot of the car.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
One of them got breast in plants at one of them.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
That's right, right, Mike Tyson and the Tiger. What if
you're lost on a boy's weekend? I mean, I feel
like we could almost just ask about golf carts.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
But what's the most you're lost on.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
A boy There's got to be some really epic stories
out there.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Maybe you've lost your wife.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Maybe you've faced your whole family.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Maybe your girlfriend has dumped you. After a boy's weekend,
I reckon.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
There'd be some big financial losses, maybe a black finger,
a job, a job, yeah, people get particularly with social
media now if you're not careful.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Well, if you kind of, you've got to have a
phone's down policy on boys weeks and boys weekends, right.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
We got one hundred dollars Mayer vouchers for our favorite
callers this morning.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Can you buy anything good for a boy's weekend? Admyre
probably not?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well, you can right buy a case of beer.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Give it to your wife if you've been away on
a boy's weekend. One hundred dollars my Voucherly give us
a call. What did you lose from a big boy's weekend?
And ladies? If you know it's gone the other way around?
Not the girls weekend, but if your man went on
a boy's weekend and you busted him and you're doing
something he shouldn't have been doing, or putting something somewhere
it shouldn't have been what what?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
They're not allowed to say it on the radio.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Thirteen one oh six five.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Give us a call, Chris Page, and we are talking
boys weekends, the boys because your husband Ryan skipped Valentine's Day,
went away with the fellas yeah, he's my hero.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's also to do it on Valentine's Days.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thirty when he gets back.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, we're asking what you're lost on a boy's weekend.
We were just we're chatting away during the songs there,
and the stories just keep coming and just keeps flooring,
and they just get worse and worse. I'll tell you
a great one because you rem you were telling me
a story about something that happened on a boat just then.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I'm not going to repeat.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, no, most of the details of that story, but
it did remind me of a great story. It's a
legendary thing and it involved Molly Meldrum and Elton John.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
I think was there as well.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
There was this huge music industry party out on a
boat in the harbor, I think Sydney Harbor or something.
Molly Meldrom was late, so he got to the wharf
and he's like, oh, I can't get to the thing.
The water police saw and went, Molly, what's going on?
He goes on play for this party. They said, we'll
give you a lift, no worries, So he hops on
(07:45):
the police boat. The police boat is approaching this music
industry party. Everyone throws everything over the.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Side into the water, all of their little.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Lackets of fun.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
And then Molly gets off and goes hey everyone, and
they're like Molly.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I mean I love it too.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, I mean Molly turned up Molly. But that's a
good ending because drugs are bad. Okay, Yes, what's the
most boys weekend has cost you?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Families? Wives, jobs? Glenn? What happened to you?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Then we wake up in Balley's mate's wedding night before
we sort of have a few quiet drinks Cutler Jaeger bombs. Later,
I woke up the next morning, I looked over my
mate and he has no eyebrows.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
He wasn't the groom was he was.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So he like he had alopecia or something at the wedding.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Yeah, we tried painting them on. It didn't look good.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
You actually don't realize how how weird you look with
no eyebrows until they're gone.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
They're actually they're actually really important. Thanks Glenn, you got
so good.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Bails here Now, bails I believe is a young man.
His name's Baales. Well, what does a boy's weekend cost
your bails?
Speaker 7 (08:59):
Well, it cost me nothing but cost my friend everything.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What's he like, So what happened.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
Was I was at a boy's weekend, obviously, and this
guy or my friend was so drunk he bought a
whole house.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
What he bought a house?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
But he put a deposit down or.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Well obviously, But the next day it was when he realized,
Holy hell, I've actually just done it.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Bil. Are you on a boy's weekend now?
Speaker 1 (09:39):
But it's early in the morning, Bells is waking up.
That is not where I thought. I've got to be
honest with you.
Speaker 8 (09:48):
I'll go.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
We got a lady, Sarah, Sarah, what does a boy's
weekend cost you?
Speaker 5 (09:54):
It didn't cost me much, but it did cost my
husband some hair. So we're going way back and they're
not quite That would have been nicer, I think. So
you go way back his bucks? Do you were living
in England as they all do. They all go to
a different country when you're especially nice golf golfing, His
(10:16):
first stag Doo goes off with his four best mates.
I get a call one night pizza in hospital.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Oh no, like what you mean?
Speaker 5 (10:23):
He's in hospital? He had got out on his mates,
said all had a little bit too much of certain dimensions,
not just alcohol. Got home, walking home, fell over, got muddy,
fell over, got his white trick jeans all wet and dirty.
Thought I'll clean them off in the swimming pool. So
he goes back, dives into the swimming pool. How much
(10:44):
water was in it? Sixteen inches at the top of
his head. Off Ended up in hospital, got taken by
a fire truck because they'd run out of ambulances to
the hospital. Our wedding photos, you know, and they bend
over and they take the pictures of you signing the registers,
if you're signing your life away.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
And you can see at the top of his head
just hege is.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Like a landing strip and he's got in there in
a big bullpat. Oh, that's the first tag.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Dude, that's so good. Has he gone on anymore?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
I went to Prague for the next one and spent
the whole weekend on absence, so you can imagine what
happened there.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
The worst part of that story is white jeans. We'll
give you a hundred dollars eye about you. You can
go and get some decent pants please for his next one,
White jeans.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Chris Page.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Morning, Oh Mats, Mats my favorite show, Number one show
in Australia.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I know you're watching it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
I am.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'm trying to get across it. I'm seeing the promos
I need you to.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
So every single week I just have to come in
here and just what just unpacked the shows with you?
Speaker 2 (11:54):
Well, apparently it's very important stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I told you, I'm tuning out from all serious news
in the world so I can be a ross maths.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
So Tim, he's gone.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Yeah, Tim's gone, he's old news. There was another guy
last week. He kind of walked out. He's the one
who made all the comments like about crazy eyes and
saying I'm not racist, but I prefer Caucasian women.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Okay, that's an interesting one. So he yeah, because that's
is that that's not racist? Is it to have a preference.
That's like saying I like brunettes or blondes more. But
I guess if you said that on TV, that's well.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
He made comments about a lot like every single woman
as he was placing them down and he just didn't
need to. So he said someone had a face that
looked like she would stand at the end of her
bed with your bed with a knife.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, I mean, but I know what he means.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I know what he means, and I think he was
trying to be funny, but like, oh, you just can't
say anything right.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
The crazy chicks are always the best in bed.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Though.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Well, look he's gone as well, So Tim's gone. The
other I don't even know the other guy's name. He
was so irrelevant, he's gone. The hot couple at the moment,
the one everyone's talking about Ryan and Jackie. Jackie is
the one essentially with She got labeled crazy eyes. Her
partner went on to then talk about her in The
Boys Intimacy Week. He referred to her saying like he
(13:13):
you know, said oh, and then the crazy eyes came out,
so he's saying it as well.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Apparently he'd taken it back to her.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
They'd had a laugh about it, so it was this
in joke then, so he felt like it was okay
to say it.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
But he was.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Telling all the guys and he was paying her a compliment.
He was about something that she did well.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
In the bedroom.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
In the bedroom, and you were saying.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh, that's well, it's quite It's better than saying she's terrible.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
No, I was just saying it's not as bad as
saying she was terrible at that in the bedroom, like
it's still probably not ideal on a national TV show.
Her dad's watching, that's right, And you want your man
to have respect for you, and you know all of
that kind.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
And if someone tells me that someone's really good at
something like that, I assume you go, wellice makes perfect,
So they must have done a lot of its right.
Speaker 4 (14:02):
So, but you can tell you get a real insight
into how scripted these things are because they have these
dinner parties on Sunday nights, and it's like they've all
been fed this like narrative. Okay, bring this up with Jackie.
Make sure that she knows that her partner said this,
and they all of the other couples. It's like they
(14:25):
have to target a couple each week. First it was Tim,
Then it was the guy with the crazy hair who
made the comments about the crazy eyes. This week it
was Jackie and Ryan. Now Jackie and Ryan.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
They are an odd ball.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
They're actually perfectly matched based on how odd they both are.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
Ryan's all like, I've got warrior mentality.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
You know, when it's raining, I take an umbrella, when
the sun's out, I take sons.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Are in warrior mentality mentality. It is so weird.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Because you have an umbrella when it's raining.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Correct you.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Warrior fighter.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
Shaki is just so caught up in wanting to be
worshiped and adored and wants constant words of affirmation around
her appearance, and it's I feel sorry for her in
that sense, like just own it, girl, and like she's
a babe.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
I see the cheating scandal because I saw on the
Primo there's a cheating scandal.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
What was that again, I don't think that's anything.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
There's Adrian and Sierra, and honestly, the cheating scandal is
all around a camera panning down underneath the table and
their feet were touching, or their feet were knocking about
under the table.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
And then Adrians come out saying.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well, if that's cheating, then I'm cheating with X, Y,
and Z half the other people on the table because
our feet were touching.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, but you say, oh, don't be ridiculous, it's just
our feet touching.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
But you know, that's a bit of bit of foot
play under the table.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
If I were sitting across from each other right now
in a radio studio, if I started, if I reached
over and just started playing with your foot with my foot,
you'd be like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Firstly, thank God wed two desks of heart, And secondly,
I mean, yeah, if.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
You go, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
If your foot constantly touched mine, I'd be like piss off.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
But if it was a once off.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
And a camera just happened to pan across and get it,
if it just bumps in it, we're having an affair,
I'd be outraged.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
Now come on, let's let's let's play a couple of
songs and play some foots.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Let's never do that. Let's ever It's not going.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
To happen, is it. No, that's probably best.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
So I don't think there's anything.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
There's nothing that's wildly outrageous this week. I'm sure we'll
find out more in the coming weeks. You know, there
has to be some sort of outrageous scandal to keep
the ratings going through the roof.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Well, good thing you've always brought outrage to the show.
Because your daughter Charlie has said something quite outrageous during
the week, and I want to get into that.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Well, I actually want to get something off my chest.
It's not something that's like upsetting me off, frustrating me.
Maybe it's coming from a place of concern obviously. Last
week I spoke to you about how I was sitting
on the couch with my daughter.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
We have kind of like.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
One on one mummy and daughter time when the boys
go to bed, because they go a bit earlier, and
she'd asked me just out of the blue, she randomly
asked me if I had slept with all of my
ex boyfriends. So that was a conversation that I didn't
really know how to navigate, probably because it just came
out of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
I can't believe she's nine.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
Well, you know what, I feel like the nine year
olds of today are actually sixteen.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
They're like they're asking.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Questions, they're inter or their skincare and their makeup, and
they're dancing, and they're like so much more advanced. And
it's terrifying, right, but at least I'm not alone. I
feel like every mum is in the same position.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It terrifies me what little kids are wearing. Little girls are.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Wearing, Yeah, but I feel like.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
That uncomfortable and go, yeah, but why are you wearing that?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
That's I feel like it's always been the case, Like
I used to try and go out in like belts
for skirts and little prop jobs and my dad would
go into cardiac arrest. I think that's always been the case.
But something Charlie said to me just yesterday. She gets
really paranoid about me locking all of the doors in
(18:20):
my house. And we've got cameras at the front of
our house. They came free with the doorbell thing that
we got. But she's really like, we have to lock
all the doors, every back door, every window, front door.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And I've never understood where it's come from.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Like I grew up in the same house and we
used to leave our front door open. The garage door
would sometimes stay up all night. It's a very safe neighborhood.
And we were chatting away. I can't like if I
need to go outside and hang the washing out. She
doesn't like being in the house alone.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Has she's seen a movie or something as she's seen, well,
a movie about a home invasion or something and then
it's freaked her out.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
No, not that I know of, unless she's known. Watched
something at a friend's house. And yesterday I was.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Leaving and Ryan was still in the shower or something,
and she was like, please don't leave, Please I leave,
And I said, where is all this worrying coming from?
I don't understand this worry. What You're such such a
worried kid. And she goes, I think I've got anxiety,
And I said, well, do you know what anxiety is?
Speaker 3 (19:24):
She goes, no, but I think.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have it, and well, I'm anxious all the time,
so that's anxiety.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
And I guess.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
I guess in today's society, I've been very aware that,
Like I even read books to my kids, and it's
all about labeling your emotions. I think about when I
was a kid, my mom and dad used to make
me do public speaking and my stomach would not up
with butterflies. And what I now would know is anxiety,
(19:51):
But when I was a kid, I had no idea
what it was.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I thought it was just a princess.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah, that's what my mom and dad would always say.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
And I'm like, oh, I feel like, really I feel
concerned about her and a little bit worried, and I'm
a bit like, is labeling all these emotions a good thing?
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Do I need to?
Speaker 1 (20:12):
We're starting young with the kids, because Disney movies inside
out all about the emotion, and they're putting all this
woke crap in Disney movies as well, and teaching kids
about stuff they probably don't really need to worry about.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
And I grew up and I think I still to
some extent have the rose colored glasses on because I've
had them on since I was a kid, and my
parents always, you know, made me feel like, you know,
the world is a good in a safe place, and
so I don't watch the news and stuff like this
and all these words around, like anxiety and.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Many of her friends medicator because I know kids talk
about that. At Henry's school, there's a whole bunch of
kids where it's normal. They go off to the office
at lunchtime for their.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Rittal and yeah, you know the kids take Dixies or
it's riddle and right for ADHD.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
For all that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
But you know, half the kids at the school seem
to be medicated, so they sort of talk about it.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
It's very normalized.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
It is normalized.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
But I mean, what a first sex and now anxiety
and oh, I just want what's.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
Coming for me next week?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Do you want your baby back?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
I do. I just want my little nine year old back.
She seems too grown up.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah, I'm going to keep the lines of communication open
and we'll do some deep diving on it.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
But I just.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Feel like it is a I don't know, I feel
like everything is bringing like everything's been brought forward. All
of this stuff that kids go through usually as a
hit puberty and in the early teens, seems to be
happening earlier on and God helped me. When she's a teenager.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Don't drug her straight away. Don't go straight to that.
Why wouldn't we jump to that too quickly?
Speaker 2 (21:54):
The drugging in the.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Mind, I'm not going to go down that path anytime soon.
No good.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Chris Aage and Elon Musk is hanging around the White
House like a bad smell.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Why are him and Trump best friends? Now?
Speaker 1 (22:08):
Well, you know, Elon did a lot to help Trumpy
win the election, and and Elon's in charge of the
government efficiency thing, so he's you know, sacking everyone who's
not doing anything.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Is definitely a lizard, just FYI.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Not a human.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Well he's he's a lizard or a goanner or something.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Well, he's bringing his kids to work, which I mean,
don't you hate it when people he can relate and
you do it all the time, and he not yet.
But yeah, his son X was hanging out in the
Oval Office with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Your name X something something X X whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
He's just called kid. This is in the Oval office
that bring your kid to work date. We are we
in a democracy.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Well, if you don't have a feedback with X, we
would have to if you.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Sorry, so your gravitas can be difficult sometimes.
Speaker 3 (22:59):
Actually, okay, this is X and he's a great guy.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
High IQ.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
He's a high IQ individual.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
He's always paying him out.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Has he been psarcastic there?
Speaker 4 (23:12):
I think Donald Trump's entire personality is sarcasm.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, the thing about Donnie is he likes being the
star and the center of attention and XO and X starts.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
You know, high iqny, this is X high IQ.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
He's gonna get sick of Elon real quick. Okay, but
Elon's dad.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
You called him a lizard before.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Maybe you'll feel sorry for Elon listening to this because
Elon's dad went on a podcast and basically slagged off
his parenting skills. This is even for the richest man
in the world.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I think this is quite sad. I have a listen.
Do you think Elon is a good dad?
Speaker 11 (23:45):
No, he hasn't been a good dad. The first child
was too much with nanny's and died in the care
of a nannie. Now what I'm saying, if he has
this is going to shoot me or something. But anyway,
that's what I think. That's so good. They were too rich,
too many nannies. Then he had five children with the
same woman, five sons, all brought up, each one had
its own nanny. You followed me when they got divorced.
(24:08):
The nannies were six on the side and six on
that side, So it was really weird situations.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Never really spent time with kids, saying no, that's my dream.
I mean, that doesn't make nanny.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
That doesn't make me feel sorry for him, that makes
me like.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
But he's dad.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I don't have children, like I'm all for a little
bit of help. I think that you have.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
You know, when you have multiple children, you absolutely need
a village and you need the help. But don't have
a child just to let it be raised by a nanny.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
It they called the dad, kept saying it them the kids.
He obviously doesn't know their names.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Well, I did some research before and he's had their
first child actually did die, which is Natalie really fault.
That's definitely not his fault. I think it was Sid's,
but then he's gone on to have twins, one of
them has turned into to a female transition transitioned into
a female, and then they've had triplets, and then they've
(25:06):
had more and the names are so bizarre. But basically,
from what it sounds like, it's that he has all
these children and then basically has nothing to do with them.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Okay, you don't think I reckon The reason. I might
think it's that it might be a boy thing, a
male thing, but every little boy needs their dad to
be proud of them. I approve of them in life,
and you never grow out of it. I'm forty two
years old, and I still like, oh, I need daddy's approval.
Am I doing a good job? Does the show on
(25:36):
kiss sound good?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Daddy? And he goes, no, the music's terrible.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I'm like, because you're a seventy year old man, of
course you don't like diet PEPSI.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
I think it like primal level. Parental approval equates to
safety and security, and you are always seeking your parents' approval.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
You want them to be proud of you.
Speaker 4 (25:59):
I'm exactly the same. I always want to make my
parents proud. I do wonder though, if Elon has gotten
himself to a point where he's so filthy, stinking rich,
and he's probably not even close with his family.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
He's close with his mum. His mum's always hanging around.
He's a mummy, He's a big mummy's boy. His mum
mum loves Elon. But yeah, he's obviously not close to
his dad. There, But I feel I think I was
the richest man on earth.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
I'd still be like, why did daddy say?
Speaker 11 (26:28):
That?
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Is Elon English?
Speaker 11 (26:30):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know have I got? Is there issues here?
Do you need to am I writing this down?
Speaker 4 (26:37):
Reckon?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
I still reckon that he would? Yeah, that would? You
never want to disappoint your parents? Right?
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Well, all right, back to therapy anyway. Sweek. I'll make
a note of that one.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Still don't think I still I don't think he's a
good dadd either.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
So Ard, almost time for us to get out of him.
And let's do this.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
With Crisp Page and Anie Gerrard in the morning. It's
your weekly opportunity to just slag off your kids because
we love them.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
We love them.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Can I just quickly jump in quickly my go for
it things that make me go, oh for me? Is
my five year old's diet? Like it is garbage? And
I only have myself to blame. I feel like I
kind of have given up as a parent. By the
time you have your third it's so hard to keep
them on the straight and narrow when it comes to
healthy foods.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Like I think about what I used.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
To feed my five year old firstborn daughter for dessert
at night. She used to have Greek yogurt with some
blueberries and a tiny little splash of honey.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
You know what Kobe has? He has mint.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
He has mint chock chip ice cream with ice magic
and popping canti, so.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
He gets a really good night slap.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I don't know why he cannot go to bed at
night because he's bouncing off walls like he's had a
PingER at a rave. And I'm slowly realizing that I
am the problem.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
They're addicted to processed food and we did it to them.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It's really hard.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
It's so hard, But his diet is so bad, and
it's driving me up the wall.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Okay, I'm thirty one, oh sixty five, Chelsea. What's made
you go with the kids this week?
Speaker 3 (28:16):
Hi? Guys, hey going, Hey Chelsea, great.
Speaker 10 (28:20):
So my son I asked him to do a couple
of chores around the house.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
Yep.
Speaker 5 (28:25):
He did the.
Speaker 10 (28:25):
Chores, and then I said, I'll just grab a couple
of coins from my purse yep, to put in his
new money box that he'd made at school.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
Cute.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
I then found out that he grabs one hundred dollar
notes and put it.
Speaker 9 (28:38):
In his money box.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
The only way to get the money out was to
break the money box. Wow, do you think I could
do that?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
No?
Speaker 10 (28:48):
I couldn't break the money box because he made it
at school.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It sounds like you need to give him some more chores,
maybe like ninety five more chores.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
I'm super impressed that you had one hundred dollar note
because I can tell you, if I ever have a
hungie in my wallet, my wife is going, what are
you up to?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Where have you been? Have you because you've been to
the casino on the poking or you're up to no good?
If I've got one hundred dollars, thank you, Chelsea, Danny.
What's made you go? Ah with the kids this week?
Speaker 8 (29:16):
My twenty two year old daughter, I'll have to put
the washing on. Yeah, and she knows you have to
separate the colors from the white. I just myself a
beautiful white dress, or I'll treat myself. I came home.
The dress isn't white anymore.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Oh no, it's like purple's black.
Speaker 8 (29:33):
Yeah, the black has gone and it's dyed. The whole
dress blots like there's patches throughout the whole there is.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
You know what, My husband has done this to me before,
and it is heartbreaking.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
But at least your daughter's.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Twenty two, which means hopefully she's got a job, which
means she's just gonna have to go out and rebuye
it for you.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
It's probably because she's woke, though, and you're talking about celebrating,
you know, separating colors and whites, and she's going on,
Oh no, come on, it's Rose. It's not Rosa Parks
on the bus anymore.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
Mum. We can't separate the colors and the whites. Okay,
thank you, let's go one more jade. You can wrap
us up here. What's made you go?
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Hey?
Speaker 9 (30:09):
Guys, So I put on a roast because my family
and guests were coming over, and my seven year old
decided to turn the nozzle off, and an hour later,
when they rocked up, and I thought, all right, I'm
going to serve the dinner. It wasn't cooked and the
vegetables had gone alsogging ship.
Speaker 10 (30:26):
Because we seasoned it with our gravy cup.
Speaker 9 (30:29):
Thought like this special anyways, honestly, that you're.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Serving raw chicken there? Raw chicken? Was it raw chicken
or lamb? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:39):
Yeah, yeah, it was a raw chicken.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
I'm dying. That's so funny. KFC for dinner.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Yeah, exactly. Just get the kernel onto that straight away.
I'm a lamb roast guy.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
What do you doing that?
Speaker 3 (30:50):
I like a leg of lamb as well. I love
a roast.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
God, I'm hungry.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Now, I'm where are you going to go?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
After we were actually just talking to the song there
about the listeners, I said, it's ten am, guys, KFC
opens at ten am, right, And I gave you the
tip a few weeks ago that if you go down
to the KFC near the radio station here.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
There's no one else around, No one's in KFC, no
one am. The chips are so hot, they're so.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
Freeh I'm going to go there now.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Get some KFC chippies.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
It's actually maybe I'll go to a different one.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Let's do it. We're back tomorrow at eight am. You
have a great day everyone.
Speaker 3 (31:26):
Yeah, see Sunday
Speaker 2 (31:28):
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