June 13, 2025 • 31 mins
Can Long Distance Work?
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Let that remains to be seen.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Chris Page and Amy's.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Good morning everyone, Hey sunshine.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hello, how are you? I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm good. Good to be back with you. Yes, Look,
I hate to start the show on a dark note,
but what are you talking about. Well, there was the
big plane crash during the Air India fly that went
down two hundred and thirty people, two hundred and forty
odd people killed, but one guy walked away from the
(01:00):
plane crash, And I mean, like, so this is I'm
focusing on the positive here, I guess. But imagine being
that guy. Every single day he wakes up for the
rest of his life and he's cheated death and he's
he's totally cheated. With that movie, this Final Destination and
the other one is Unbreakable with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson,
(01:22):
where I think there's like the sole survivor of a train,
similar sort of thing, and they work out that this
guy's like, does God has God chosen one person?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well? I was I actually was looking at some news
article about it, and not only does he survive, but
he is walking away from it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He says that he the plane was ascending and then
all of a sudden there was a big loud bang,
and then that it started descending and then basically he said,
it happened within like a blink of an eye, and
he got thrown out of the airplane before it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Exploded, and he's not burnt.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
He walked away from that.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah. Now he was in the emergency.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Exit ro right, Yes, he wouldn a.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's the best thirty dollars upgrade to the emergency.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Requesting exit rose from here on out, not just the
leg room. So, Paigey, I want to know have you
actually ever done a long distance relationship?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I have or you have? I have once? Yeah, okay
it didn't work.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well okay, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Because I've got a girlfriend. She's been single for a
long long time, beautiful girl cobwebs. I mean sure, she
has met a guy on these dating apps. She's in
Sydney and he lives up in cans. He flies helicopters
up in cans somewhere. Now they've been chatting, facetiming all
(02:49):
of the things. He's flown down, she's flown up, he's
flown back down. They've made it official. They want to
be boyfriend and girlfriend right now. I don't know if
my advice to her comes from obviously my own lived
in experiences with long distance and how it didn't work
(03:09):
for me. But I truly don't know anyone who has
done a long distance relationship off the bat as in
like without having any foundational months or years together.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, you don't hear a lot of happy ending stories
from long distance things about like people have been married
fifty years and it started with a long distance relationship.
There's not a lot of those stories.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, and look, I'm sure there are going to be
listeners who are listening who have maybe done exactly what
my girlfriend is about to do and they do have
a really successful marriage or long.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Term relationship off the back of this.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But I once went on a girl's holiday and I
met a really we all met this really nice bunch
of Kiwi guys, and we.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Had a nice night with them.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And one the funniest part about this whole story is
that I had never had a one night stand, never
ever in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
So you were like fifteen, No, I at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I was like twenty six or twenty five. What anyway,
we decided that we were going to have one night stands.
We were like, you know, let's see what it's like.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So we'd gone home, met them, had a nice dinner
and then went club and dancing whatnot.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And then we decided, all.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We'll I'm lucky with these guys stumbling across you girls
when you've just gone let's have one night stands, and
they're like, they're luck.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anyway, long story short, my one night stand then did not,
so I still to this day have not had a
one night stand because I thought I was waving him
off in the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
See later, you live in another country, I'll never see
you again. Bowl. He then flew flew back to Australia
two weeks later.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So he was in love.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, he was in love. And then I was flying
back to Auckland.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And then before you knew it, we had been dating
for a whole year, long distance. But the problem is
every time he came over, I would have like there
was not a single second or minute that was spared.
So every single weekend was jam packed with like fun
activities for us, and then I would fly over there
and same thing. We'd go out to wineries, go on
boats and everything was always so much fun. And my
(05:13):
mum used to say to me, that's not real life.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, and this is the exact same thing that happened
with my long distance thing. But yeah, that pressure to
every moment because your time is so precious. So if
you're literally catching up once a month, yes, for a weekend,
every minute has to be perfect.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
But how long have you been dating for before you moved?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
About three months?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh yeah, see that's not long.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, it's not wrong. But you can't just the best
times when you're in a relationship with someone, I'm just
hanging out, lying on the couch watching bad TV whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Well, but you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Can't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I don't even think that's the best times. But that's
the biggest insight to how well you gel together as
the real right, So as the old school romantic that
I was, I quit my job and I moved to Auckland.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Isn't Auckland a massive dump? Everyone says Auckland sucks.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Listen, there's beautiful parts to it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But yeah, the plan was I was going to move
to Auckland for two years, and then he was going
to come.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Back and live in Australia permanently.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Sure enough, I got over there, and within two months
I was like.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Oh my god, who have I moved in with?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This guy has no communication skills, because every time he
would fly over, we'd do something with my friends or
his friends.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Or we'd always be out doing exciting things.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And then lo and behold, when life just got really
mundane and a little boring, we.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Monsed to have this chat off air, like we're going
to go to a song, because I want to know
what this guy did in bed in the one night
stand to make you agree to move to Auckland for
two years.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Do you think it's what he did in bed or
what I did in bed him to fly back to me?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You agree? He Well, something magical must have happened there
that night. It sounds like an awesome one night stamp.
Chris Gerard. If you, I know you're not a big
news watcher, but you it's difficult to avoid what's going
on in the States at the moment.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I did see something about an Australian news reporter getting
shot with a rubber bullet.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, go from Channel nine got a rubber bullet to
the leg, which sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I know that they were meant to be peaceful protests,
but some of them.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Don't look at I think that might be a bit
of fake news there, like when they go it's peaceful
and you go, yeah, but everything's on fire and there's
people smashing shop windows and running out with nikes. We're
going to go to La right now. Our lawyer to
the stars, RJ Manweln. He has a podcast called American
Crime Podcast, which is you check out. He's a great guy.
(07:46):
We've spoken to him before. He's on the line now
in La. So fake news or not? What are you
seeing on the ground there in La right now?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Well, there are pocket areas in downtown that are definitely
out of hand. That's what you're seeing in a news
and it's very very close to my building, and the
entire downtown is completely you know, there's a lot of writing.
It was a lot of writing going on. Now it's
it's a little bit better because there they passed the
curfew laws and it's starting to simmer down. But yeah,
(08:16):
you saw a lot of rocks being thrown the cops.
There was actually a boulder a rock or a brick
that was thrown at my car. I told your producers that, yeah,
we've got off of the So yeah, it really shocked me.
I had glass spray spray all over my face in
the middle of the freeway and it was like a
Mission Impossible movie. I had to swerve between cars not
to kill anybody.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
So that's where I'm living right now. That's La for you.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And you can't actually go into your building it's lockdown.
So you've been working from home.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Right I've been avoiding downtown and I think my building
is under lockdown. It wouldn't be prudent for me to
go right now because things are too crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
And you mentioned your car is a Tesla. Do you
feel it was targeted? Obviously these protesters are not Elon
Trump or Trump vans. Yeah, so do you do you
feel maybe your car was targeted because it's a Tesla.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Absolutely. I saw the person on the overpass, you know,
running towards my vehicle. There were three or four other vehicles,
and I noticed that he was aiming at mind And
the timeline is during this time, Tesla factories were being
also torched, rocks being thrown. I don't know if it's
because they hate Trump or Musk. I'm just driving the
car because it saves me a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I guess. Do you think it's coming to an end?
Do you think the protests are coming to an end?
Or do you think things are gonna get worse and escalate.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, I've seen them coming, you know, kicking off in
other cities, haven't we all joined?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yes, Well, you're you're seeing it in Santa Anna, You're
seeing it in They're gonna be They're basically going down
to these home depot as we call it America, these
home improvement places where they sell wood and lumber and
the uh. There's a lot of immigrants that go and
they stay in these areas because they get work. You know,
they come undocumented and the first thing they do is
(09:53):
they go to these local places they get work. That's
where ICE or the Immigration Customs Enforcement Act is going.
The reason why these riots are happening is because this
scared and shook all these neighborhoods to its core, because
this has never had up in America before where they
were this active and this aggressive, going in with masks,
(10:13):
going in with hats and almost looked like a kidnapping
situation where they're throwing people in vans. So when this
happened in Los Angeles, where it started in Paramount and Compton,
a lot of people took the social media and they
went out and they started blocking the cars, started fighting
the immigration enforcement. And that's when I guess President Trump said,
you know what, I'm not gonna wait around like I
(10:33):
did in my last administration. As Chris said during the
George Floyd riots, he said it was a big regret
not getting the national troops out there fast. He did
it this time. He made good on his word. He
sent everybody out. Now again, I'm not political on one
end or the other, but I can't tell you that
it's this is gonna keep going on for another thirty days.
(10:54):
Ice has already mentioned that they just started. So the
answer crashing Chris and Amy, I think this is going
to keep going on. It's not gonna cell down anytime soon.
I don't know if it's gonna get worse, but I
certainly hope not.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
They're telling us in California that the riots or sorry,
prot were mostly peaceful and not out of control, but
were then exacerbated by Trump sending coming in and Trump
aggravated the situation. What's your rate on that living in
(11:25):
LA and seeing it all happen.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I think there's a lot of truths in everything that
you said. I think, first of all, there are agitators.
There are peaceful protests. There are a lot of peaceful
protests going on right now, but it's the small ones
that you're seeing in the news that are so extreme,
the rock throwing and the fire throwing, and they can't
quell it. Our county doesn't have the force and the
manpower to do it, and that's why we're getting other
(11:48):
counties to come in. Trump federalized them because he felt
that he was going to step up and just basically
take proactive measures. As you said, Chris, based on what
he said in the campaign and based on the votes
that he got, he feels empowered.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And use some getting ready for the twenty twenty eight
run at the presidential election. Well watch this space because
it's crazy over there. You stay safe, Jay in La.
Check out our j Manwellan's American Crime podcast or at
our j Manwellan on YouTube. You can check it all out.
There's all the details on the Diddy trial as well.
(12:23):
He's got everything. He's our lawyer to the stars. He's
our man in LA and it's great to talk to
you again, our j Hope it all works out all
right for.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
You to stay safe.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I have had quite the week with my children, haven't
we all? And you know what, I feel like every
parent listening to this is going to be able to relate.
But I swear to God, screens are the devil. Screens
are absolutely YouTube is the devil.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yes, iPads are the devil.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
And I just feel like us parents in today's generation,
we are just struggling. And I know, even talking amongst
my girlfriends, nobody really knows how to police it. Nobody
knows what to do. I've removed screens during the week
Monday to Friday from my kids. You mean iPads, Well, yeah,
(13:19):
they don't have phones, no, no, no, I'm okay with
some TV.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
But then I give them to.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Them on the on the weekend and they're little screen junkies,
Like it's like trying to take a needle out of
their arm.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
They're so hooked.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And in their in their defense, they're like, well we
haven't had them all week, and they're like, give me
those grades.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But you're right, it's like an you sound like a needle.
It's like a heroin addict going cold turkey. When you
try to take an iPad off a kid, there's this
look in their eyes. Yeah, there's like desperation.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Some days, like when my kids are misbehaving on the weekend,
I'm right, right, iPad's gone, and I confiscate them. Men,
which is it's a necessary evil sometimes because you want
to break. But then it's the one thing that they
want so badly, so I also use it as punishment.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But the thing is, but you need your time. You
need when sometimes you need an hour to yourself correct
for whatever reason. To maybe it's even like cleaning the house.
You just need an hour where you can get stuff done.
It's so tempting it is to give them the iPad.
And especially now shut up and sit there.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
And yeah, especially with my kids. I've got three, two
boys and one girl.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And guess what they all want to watch three different things, right,
So an iPad caters to that. Charlie can watch her dancing,
and Bobby and Kobe what they watch, I don't know, humans, centipede,
three roadblocks, people playing roadblocks. Right, it is a necessary evil,
and you can see the pros to it. You do
get peace and quiet, you can get things done. They're
(14:51):
not constantly nagging you blah blah blah. But then trying
to take an iPad off certain children of mine I
won't name names ends very badly.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
What Georgie's done. She's set up I wouldn't know how
to do this, but she's set up the iPads so
that they only work after three pm. Yes, so they
won't work before school. We've banned them before school, and
there's a timer on them, so after an hour they shall.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
They get an hour in the Afterno, and you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Need a pass code or something to extend it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, I just I don't think anybody knows the answer,
if I'm being honest, I know all different people have
put different measures in place. I've got friends who flat
out refuse iPads full stop. I've got friends who have
banned YouTube and certain other apps, and then I've got
friends who are just a free for all.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
YouTube's a shocker because you can be watching one thing
and then it leads you to another video, and then
another one, and three or four videos in you're a
long way away from what you were watching originally, and
you don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And also I can't when I'm at home doing housework
and washing and cooking dinner and stuff. I can't be
standing over their shoulder policing what they're watching. It's a
shitty and it's a tough generation to be raising kids in.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I can tell you about this generation. Now. I know
you probably think that I'm a really well adjusted person. Ah,
and I'm perfect exactly. So this will shock you to
hear that I have a psychologist. But my psychologist does Yeah,
I should probably see you more often. Right, He works
with kids as well, and he has told me this
(16:24):
whole generation. I won't use the exact words he used,
but he said, are screwed these kids with the social media,
the screens, everything they're growing up with. He goes, this
is a nightmare that is unfolding as these maul adjusted
young people grow up into adults. They're just they're growing
(16:47):
up wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's scary that kids don't know how to be bored anymore.
They don't know how to create their own fun anymore.
And yet, you know what, I partially blame myself because
all they do is see me on my phone.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I work on my phone. I do content on my phone.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm doing my emailing, editing, everything I do.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
My whole life is on my phone.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So they don't know any different other than saying me
glued to my phone exactly.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
So what did we expect them to be like?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I hear saying this is the biggest problem facing our kids,
and yet while we're admitting that, we're still doing it.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Oh yeah, I mean, I put some dress here. Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I do a podcast with my very good friend of mine,
Jen Miya. She is a parenting educator and I know
she's done loads and loads of research on this. So
I would love to get like a professional on to
help us and and our listeners.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Hook up Jen for next week.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'm going to ask if she will come on and
just give us some tips. I mean, I I don't
know the answer, that's my problem. Jen.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm sure we'll know. You can do one more week
of iPads and tune in next week. We'll get Jen
on with the actual answers rather than us just bitching
about it. Dave us En, All right, Gerard. We we
got to know you primarily through your socials because you're
big on Insta. During COVID, you launched your Instagram page.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, it kind of kicked off during COVID just because
I used to make like funny skits and just take them.
I guess piss out of myself. Like I dressed up
as a COVID germ once. The amount of energy I
put into my socials back in the day, Like I
literally hired this costume and then I was a COVID German.
I was rubbing myself all over woolworst trolleys and a
(18:26):
Bunning store, and I like drove past daycares.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Anyway, that sounds like horrible content. I've got to dig
it up for you funny. Okay, So I've had some
problems with my social media.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah, tell everyone what's happened with yours.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Chris, I got banned from Instagram.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
He's got the boot.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I got kicked off because and it was nothing I posted,
but I was using the thing where you make a story.
I was using that as like a photoshop thing to
what were you doing interfere with other people's photos?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He was.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I was putting penises.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
On other people's heads and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Anyway, Instagram kept going, oh, we've detected nudity. You know
you can't do that we've removed the post. I'm like, well,
I didn't post it.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
You just saved it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I screenshotted it and sent it to people as a joke. Anyway,
they've removed it. So I'm off in STA. So I'm
off all socials now. I'm not on the Facebook because
I'm not the face a sixty year old.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean the fact that you say I'm not on
the Facebook, that it's giving just Facebook.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Du Well, I'm not on the Facebook, I'm not on
the Twitter.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Can I ask do you feel a little bit isolated?
Like do you feel a bit alone?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, there's people I've sort of lost track of because
I've been off Insta for about a month. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Saying that like Insta and all of those things are
super pre like it doesn't need to be super prevalent
in everyone's life. But I think what I really enjoy
about socials is that I can keep kind of in contact,
and I can kind of keep in the loop with
what is going on with all of my friends and
(20:06):
all of my family's lives. And you know, everybody is
so busy these days, you know, juggling kids and a
career and all of those things.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Sporting commitments and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
So you're not catching up with friends the way you
used to, and you're not seeing everyone as often as
you'd like. So socials is just a way to kind
of stay connected with them.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Instas are nicer social. Oh absolutely, it's probably the nicest one.
I don't know anything about the TikTok.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Can you drop the vert?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I know Insta is quite nice. I know Twitter or
X now, so I know that's nasty, Like that's X is.
Like you post like, hey, I made this nice pesto
pasta for dinner, okay, and someone replies, please kill yourself.
So that's that's X right.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I think that's what TikTok is like as well.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
TikTok as well.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, it feels like it's very heavily like not monitored,
and like the trolling on TikTok to some people that
I've seen is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So it's like, here's a new dance and then please
self harm. Yes, yeah, so Insta's a bit nicer.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Instagram's nicer, and there's a lot of measures in place
so that you know, it stays as safe as possible.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I'm going to relaunch my insta, okay, I'm going to
be back, but I need your help because you're an
expert on this, and are you.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Going to come back like with a rebrand.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm going to rebrand yeah, okay, like your name. Well, well,
let's just stick with you, Chris Paige. I don't know myself.
We can talk genders and pronouns. I can always mess
around with them. Can you give me a hand. We're
going to come back in a second. I've got an
ad as well. I've got a plea for people to
(21:50):
help me out with this. It's a bit World Vision style,
but I need everyone's help. Australia, if you're listening right now,
I need your help to rebuild my Instagram. Amy. You're
going to help me as well because you've got a
bunch of followers.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'm going to give you my plug for my insta. Yes,
I'm going to sell you and you need to follow me.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Okay, Oh your god, you're begging for followers.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm going to beg don't trust me. I'll make my
cases coming up. Chris. All right, I got booted off Instagram. Yeah, unfairly, and.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
You've gone to ground for like what a month?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
About a month? I've been totally off the socials and
I am Look, I've enjoyed the break, yes, but I
feel a little disconnected.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you've rebranded and you're coming back with a vengeance.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well all of my hundreds of followers are missing them. No,
it was about two thousand and eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
I got up to right, I didn't I didn't look. No,
but that's great, that is good.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh thanks you look at Now that's patronize. Alright, So
you've got one hundred and fifty thousand, But I.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Want to ask, what are the people going to get
from Chris Page when you know when he's coming back?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Look, you don't know, and that's the fun of it. Okay,
it's going to be an amazing account to follow. It's
a brand new account. So I've just created it and
I need everyone to follow it. So here's my commercial.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Oh yeah, you've got an infomercial.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
And infomercial it's like you think the World Vision ads,
which you don't see anymore, with the starving kids and
the flies.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
But you're not asking for money. You're asking for a follow.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm asking for a followers. Go follow me. Okay is
the so you're ready?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, get the music. Ready, here we go. Hi. I'm
famous radio announcer, superstar and industry legend crisp Page Humble.
You probably think I'm some multi millionaire with a perfect life,
but the truth is me and my family had an
Aldi pasta bake for dinner last night. But that's not
(23:57):
the worst part. Last month, evil billionaire and human lizard
Mark Zuckerberg deleted my Instagram account. Not for sexism, racism,
threats of violence, although it did have all of those things. No,
it was deleted just because I was using it to
superimpose Dix on my friend's pictures. So, after years of
(24:21):
amassing hundreds of followers, I lost everything in a heartbeat, Australia,
I need your help to go follow me. I've started
a new account. It's Chris Underscore page eighty three. Well,
Chris Page has already taken obviously, some jerk god Chris
(24:43):
Page in America you know got it years ago. Chris
Underscore page eighty three. I've got that account. And if
any chance of flogging toilet paper and laundry products like
Amy Girard does for cash on her Instagram, then I
need some followers, and I need them fast.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That was great that's my ad I mean, does that
does that work? I mean that absolutely pulled at the heartstring.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Not all Kyle and Jackie. Oh we're not all on
the one hundred million dollars contracts. We are, so you know,
times are tough here. So I want to, if possible,
I want to exceed my previous followers. I want to.
Can I crack the three thousand?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
But I think the biggest thing, and a little bit
of advice from me to you, is that if I
get people to follow you, and if listeners are tuning
into this and they and they also follow you, you
need to be showing up for your community. And that
means regular posting. You need to be consistent with what
you're putting out there. Are you going to be giving
(25:45):
out some educational lessons? Maybe you can walk them through
your gardening. Maybe you could do a cooking series. Maybe
you could jump on and tell some of your really
shit jokes, whatever it is. You need to be consistent
with your delivery. Okay, every week I want three posts
from you.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, gardening, cooking, and shit jokes. If that's your five, yeah,
jump on.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Chris underscore page free. You know what the real beauty
would be if I can get more followers than Amy. Yeah,
I mean if I could knock you off, I reckon
on Instagram and I could be like the next Bonnie Blue.
All right, please go follow me, okay, and we'll follow
this And I just want to get as many followers
(26:27):
as possible.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Because and we'll be holding you accountable if there's no posts.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
All right, I'll bring the content. All right, please follow me.
Can we talk about well, yeah, we've just been given
a taste of Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
We think, yes, and I would love to discuss it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You're you're not happy with this, so no, I'm really
not happy with it.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
The Internet's not happy either. I mean when is the
Internet happy with anything? But the album cover is to
paint a picture Sabrina Carpenter in a short black dress,
sexy black dress, on her hand and so knees, being
sort of lead. She's been like a dog.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Well, she's being pulled by the hair, by her hair,
by a man.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
The album we think is going to be called Man's
Best Friend is the title.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
She's leaning into the Man's Best Friend being a dog,
and she's on her hands and knees.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
With him, holding her hair, pulling her like it like
it's a dog leash. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I just feel like.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
A bit of reverse feminism there.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah. Every time we take ten steps forward, people like
Sabrina Carpenter and Bonnie Blue send us twelve steps backwards.
And I here's my bugbear with that. I have a
nine year old, impressionable daughter who loves her music. Yeah,
that album cover would probably pop up when I'm playing
her music, and then I'm gonna have my daughter saying, oh,
(27:58):
what's that?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Or worse my boys, yeah going that that's what.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's what a woman looks like.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
My kids look, it's trash man.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'll take your word for it. As a woman.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Well, you don't have a daughter.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I don't have a daughter. I've got two boys.
And I what if she, like some women are into that,
What if that's her thing. That's that's fine if you
want to pursue your own interests.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, at the crux of it, if she is into
I don't know, BDSM and all of.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
That kind of stuff, so she's like a sub in
real life.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
That's fine. You do you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't care what anyone else does in their own
life in their private life, right, But when you are
a person of influence and she's just getting more and
more traction and more and more fame, and there are
so there's millions of young girls who like her music, yeah,
and probably look up to her, just like.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Boys look up to footy players.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And sure, why she's a very talented singer, give her
that I love. I love her songs, she can dance.
Why does she need to be on all falls.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Being dragged by a hair by a man?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I just yeah, look, but where is the line between empowerment.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
And how does that empowering for a woman?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, that's not but I mean maybe Katie Perry, like
her most recent videos, you know, with her boobs out
in a g string, and I mean that's at what
point is that a woman going hey, look at me
or do what I want? Here's me being a woman
or is that just or is it pandering to men
and degrading? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well? No, I think Katie Perry having a hot rig
and getting it out in a film clip that's very
different to Sabrina Carpenter being on her knees and being pulled.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
By a man.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Like I think the problem that I have here is
that she's having a hair pulled by a man whilst
in a very submissive position. And like I said again,
if you are a sable all into that thing, you
maybe she has a dungeon at her house.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
I don't care. Don't put it on your album cover.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
When she's an influential.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Figure correct to so many young girls.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You mentioned Bonnie Blue, right, so, and she's the adult
actress who you know, she was a thousand men in
a day. And I know you hate it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
I feel physically ill.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, but you say like she's sending women back one
hundred years. Isn't she a millionaire?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Who cares that?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I mean, she's she's rich as hell, Like she's a
self made woman, isn't she.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Do you think that woman can walk down the street.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I don't know that she can walk, to tell you
the truth. But she's came from nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Presumably astronomically the most vile human being on the planet.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I don't want to see her face ever.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like usually you can't. It's usually.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I don't want. I don't even want. I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Why the media keep reporting on her. She's like a
shocked you value.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
On steroids, Click on it. People click on because.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's outrage bait, like it's literally wanting to make you
so furious.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Anyway, back to anyway, Sabrina Carpenter, do better, dial.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Amy, get off my lap, shut up, Chris, put your
top back on, and we've got to go. Yeah, have
a great day. Everyone on that nose.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
You're an idiot, so you're later.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
We'll see you tomorrow. We'll do it again at eight
am tomorrow morning. We'll catch you then. Bye bye bye
Chris and a gard
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's go.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Let that remains to be seen.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Chris Page and Amy's.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Good morning everyone, Hey sunshine.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hello, how are you? I'm great? How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm good. Good to be back with you. Yes, Look,
I hate to start the show on a dark note,
but what are you talking about. Well, there was the
big plane crash during the Air India fly that went
down two hundred and thirty people, two hundred and forty
odd people killed, but one guy walked away from the
(01:00):
plane crash, And I mean, like, so this is I'm
focusing on the positive here, I guess. But imagine being
that guy. Every single day he wakes up for the
rest of his life and he's cheated death and he's
he's totally cheated. With that movie, this Final Destination and
the other one is Unbreakable with Bruce Willis and Samuel L. Jackson,
(01:22):
where I think there's like the sole survivor of a train,
similar sort of thing, and they work out that this
guy's like, does God has God chosen one person?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Well? I was I actually was looking at some news
article about it, and not only does he survive, but
he is walking away from it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
He says that he the plane was ascending and then
all of a sudden there was a big loud bang,
and then that it started descending and then basically he said,
it happened within like a blink of an eye, and
he got thrown out of the airplane before it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Exploded, and he's not burnt.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
He walked away from that.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah. Now he was in the emergency.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Exit ro right, Yes, he wouldn a.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
That's the best thirty dollars upgrade to the emergency.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Requesting exit rose from here on out, not just the
leg room. So, Paigey, I want to know have you
actually ever done a long distance relationship?
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I have or you have? I have once? Yeah, okay
it didn't work.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well okay, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Because I've got a girlfriend. She's been single for a
long long time, beautiful girl cobwebs. I mean sure, she
has met a guy on these dating apps. She's in
Sydney and he lives up in cans. He flies helicopters
up in cans somewhere. Now they've been chatting, facetiming all
(02:49):
of the things. He's flown down, she's flown up, he's
flown back down. They've made it official. They want to
be boyfriend and girlfriend right now. I don't know if
my advice to her comes from obviously my own lived
in experiences with long distance and how it didn't work
(03:09):
for me. But I truly don't know anyone who has
done a long distance relationship off the bat as in
like without having any foundational months or years together.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, you don't hear a lot of happy ending stories
from long distance things about like people have been married
fifty years and it started with a long distance relationship.
There's not a lot of those stories.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, and look, I'm sure there are going to be
listeners who are listening who have maybe done exactly what
my girlfriend is about to do and they do have
a really successful marriage or long.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Term relationship off the back of this.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But I once went on a girl's holiday and I
met a really we all met this really nice bunch
of Kiwi guys, and we.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Had a nice night with them.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
And one the funniest part about this whole story is
that I had never had a one night stand, never
ever in my life.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
So you were like fifteen, No, I at fifteen.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
I was like twenty six or twenty five. What anyway,
we decided that we were going to have one night stands.
We were like, you know, let's see what it's like.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So we'd gone home, met them, had a nice dinner
and then went club and dancing whatnot.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And then we decided, all.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
We'll I'm lucky with these guys stumbling across you girls
when you've just gone let's have one night stands, and
they're like, they're luck.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Anyway, long story short, my one night stand then did not,
so I still to this day have not had a
one night stand because I thought I was waving him
off in the morning.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
See later, you live in another country, I'll never see
you again. Bowl. He then flew flew back to Australia
two weeks later.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So he was in love.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yes, he was in love. And then I was flying
back to Auckland.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And then before you knew it, we had been dating
for a whole year, long distance. But the problem is
every time he came over, I would have like there
was not a single second or minute that was spared.
So every single weekend was jam packed with like fun
activities for us, and then I would fly over there
and same thing. We'd go out to wineries, go on
boats and everything was always so much fun. And my
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mum used to say to me, that's not real life.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
No, and this is the exact same thing that happened
with my long distance thing. But yeah, that pressure to
every moment because your time is so precious. So if
you're literally catching up once a month, yes, for a weekend,
every minute has to be perfect.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
But how long have you been dating for before you moved?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
About three months?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Oh yeah, see that's not long.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
No, it's not wrong. But you can't just the best
times when you're in a relationship with someone, I'm just
hanging out, lying on the couch watching bad TV whatever.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Well, but you.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Can't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I don't even think that's the best times. But that's
the biggest insight to how well you gel together as
the real right, So as the old school romantic that
I was, I quit my job and I moved to Auckland.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Isn't Auckland a massive dump? Everyone says Auckland sucks.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Listen, there's beautiful parts to it.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But yeah, the plan was I was going to move
to Auckland for two years, and then he was going
to come.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Back and live in Australia permanently.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Sure enough, I got over there, and within two months
I was like.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
Oh my god, who have I moved in with?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
This guy has no communication skills, because every time he
would fly over, we'd do something with my friends or
his friends.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Or we'd always be out doing exciting things.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
And then lo and behold, when life just got really
mundane and a little boring, we.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Monsed to have this chat off air, like we're going
to go to a song, because I want to know
what this guy did in bed in the one night
stand to make you agree to move to Auckland for
two years.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Do you think it's what he did in bed or
what I did in bed him to fly back to me?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
You agree? He Well, something magical must have happened there
that night. It sounds like an awesome one night stamp.
Chris Gerard. If you, I know you're not a big
news watcher, but you it's difficult to avoid what's going
on in the States at the moment.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I did see something about an Australian news reporter getting
shot with a rubber bullet.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Yeah, go from Channel nine got a rubber bullet to
the leg, which sounds painful.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I know that they were meant to be peaceful protests,
but some of them.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Don't look at I think that might be a bit
of fake news there, like when they go it's peaceful
and you go, yeah, but everything's on fire and there's
people smashing shop windows and running out with nikes. We're
going to go to La right now. Our lawyer to
the stars, RJ Manweln. He has a podcast called American
Crime Podcast, which is you check out. He's a great guy.
(07:46):
We've spoken to him before. He's on the line now
in La. So fake news or not? What are you
seeing on the ground there in La right now?
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Well, there are pocket areas in downtown that are definitely
out of hand. That's what you're seeing in a news
and it's very very close to my building, and the
entire downtown is completely you know, there's a lot of writing.
It was a lot of writing going on. Now it's
it's a little bit better because there they passed the
curfew laws and it's starting to simmer down. But yeah,
(08:16):
you saw a lot of rocks being thrown the cops.
There was actually a boulder a rock or a brick
that was thrown at my car. I told your producers that, yeah,
we've got off of the So yeah, it really shocked me.
I had glass spray spray all over my face in
the middle of the freeway and it was like a
Mission Impossible movie. I had to swerve between cars not
to kill anybody.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
So that's where I'm living right now. That's La for you.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
And you can't actually go into your building it's lockdown.
So you've been working from home.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
Right I've been avoiding downtown and I think my building
is under lockdown. It wouldn't be prudent for me to
go right now because things are too crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
And you mentioned your car is a Tesla. Do you
feel it was targeted? Obviously these protesters are not Elon
Trump or Trump vans. Yeah, so do you do you
feel maybe your car was targeted because it's a Tesla.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Absolutely. I saw the person on the overpass, you know,
running towards my vehicle. There were three or four other vehicles,
and I noticed that he was aiming at mind And
the timeline is during this time, Tesla factories were being
also torched, rocks being thrown. I don't know if it's
because they hate Trump or Musk. I'm just driving the
car because it saves me a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
I guess. Do you think it's coming to an end?
Do you think the protests are coming to an end?
Or do you think things are gonna get worse and escalate.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, I've seen them coming, you know, kicking off in
other cities, haven't we all joined?
Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yes, Well, you're you're seeing it in Santa Anna, You're
seeing it in They're gonna be They're basically going down
to these home depot as we call it America, these
home improvement places where they sell wood and lumber and
the uh. There's a lot of immigrants that go and
they stay in these areas because they get work. You know,
they come undocumented and the first thing they do is
(09:53):
they go to these local places they get work. That's
where ICE or the Immigration Customs Enforcement Act is going.
The reason why these riots are happening is because this
scared and shook all these neighborhoods to its core, because
this has never had up in America before where they
were this active and this aggressive, going in with masks,
(10:13):
going in with hats and almost looked like a kidnapping
situation where they're throwing people in vans. So when this
happened in Los Angeles, where it started in Paramount and Compton,
a lot of people took the social media and they
went out and they started blocking the cars, started fighting
the immigration enforcement. And that's when I guess President Trump said,
you know what, I'm not gonna wait around like I
(10:33):
did in my last administration. As Chris said during the
George Floyd riots, he said it was a big regret
not getting the national troops out there fast. He did
it this time. He made good on his word. He
sent everybody out. Now again, I'm not political on one
end or the other, but I can't tell you that
it's this is gonna keep going on for another thirty days.
(10:54):
Ice has already mentioned that they just started. So the
answer crashing Chris and Amy, I think this is going
to keep going on. It's not gonna cell down anytime soon.
I don't know if it's gonna get worse, but I
certainly hope not.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
They're telling us in California that the riots or sorry,
prot were mostly peaceful and not out of control, but
were then exacerbated by Trump sending coming in and Trump
aggravated the situation. What's your rate on that living in
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LA and seeing it all happen.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
I think there's a lot of truths in everything that
you said. I think, first of all, there are agitators.
There are peaceful protests. There are a lot of peaceful
protests going on right now, but it's the small ones
that you're seeing in the news that are so extreme,
the rock throwing and the fire throwing, and they can't
quell it. Our county doesn't have the force and the
manpower to do it, and that's why we're getting other
(11:48):
counties to come in. Trump federalized them because he felt
that he was going to step up and just basically
take proactive measures. As you said, Chris, based on what
he said in the campaign and based on the votes
that he got, he feels empowered.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
And use some getting ready for the twenty twenty eight
run at the presidential election. Well watch this space because
it's crazy over there. You stay safe, Jay in La.
Check out our j Manwellan's American Crime podcast or at
our j Manwellan on YouTube. You can check it all out.
There's all the details on the Diddy trial as well.
(12:23):
He's got everything. He's our lawyer to the stars. He's
our man in LA and it's great to talk to
you again, our j Hope it all works out all
right for.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
You to stay safe.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
Thank you, Chris.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I have had quite the week with my children, haven't
we all? And you know what, I feel like every
parent listening to this is going to be able to relate.
But I swear to God, screens are the devil. Screens
are absolutely YouTube is the devil.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yes, iPads are the devil.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
And I just feel like us parents in today's generation,
we are just struggling. And I know, even talking amongst
my girlfriends, nobody really knows how to police it. Nobody
knows what to do. I've removed screens during the week
Monday to Friday from my kids. You mean iPads, Well, yeah,
(13:19):
they don't have phones, no, no, no, I'm okay with
some TV.
Speaker 4 (13:23):
But then I give them to.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Them on the on the weekend and they're little screen junkies,
Like it's like trying to take a needle out of
their arm.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
They're so hooked.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
And in their in their defense, they're like, well we
haven't had them all week, and they're like, give me
those grades.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
But you're right, it's like an you sound like a needle.
It's like a heroin addict going cold turkey. When you
try to take an iPad off a kid, there's this
look in their eyes. Yeah, there's like desperation.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Some days, like when my kids are misbehaving on the weekend,
I'm right, right, iPad's gone, and I confiscate them. Men,
which is it's a necessary evil sometimes because you want
to break. But then it's the one thing that they
want so badly, so I also use it as punishment.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
But the thing is, but you need your time. You
need when sometimes you need an hour to yourself correct
for whatever reason. To maybe it's even like cleaning the house.
You just need an hour where you can get stuff done.
It's so tempting it is to give them the iPad.
And especially now shut up and sit there.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
And yeah, especially with my kids. I've got three, two
boys and one girl.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
And guess what they all want to watch three different things, right,
So an iPad caters to that. Charlie can watch her dancing,
and Bobby and Kobe what they watch, I don't know, humans, centipede,
three roadblocks, people playing roadblocks. Right, it is a necessary evil,
and you can see the pros to it. You do
get peace and quiet, you can get things done. They're
(14:51):
not constantly nagging you blah blah blah. But then trying
to take an iPad off certain children of mine I
won't name names ends very badly.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
What Georgie's done. She's set up I wouldn't know how
to do this, but she's set up the iPads so
that they only work after three pm. Yes, so they
won't work before school. We've banned them before school, and
there's a timer on them, so after an hour they shall.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
They get an hour in the Afterno, and you.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Need a pass code or something to extend it.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah, I just I don't think anybody knows the answer,
if I'm being honest, I know all different people have
put different measures in place. I've got friends who flat
out refuse iPads full stop. I've got friends who have
banned YouTube and certain other apps, and then I've got
friends who are just a free for all.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
YouTube's a shocker because you can be watching one thing
and then it leads you to another video, and then
another one, and three or four videos in you're a
long way away from what you were watching originally, and
you don't know what that is.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
And also I can't when I'm at home doing housework
and washing and cooking dinner and stuff. I can't be
standing over their shoulder policing what they're watching. It's a
shitty and it's a tough generation to be raising kids in.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I can tell you about this generation. Now. I know
you probably think that I'm a really well adjusted person. Ah,
and I'm perfect exactly. So this will shock you to
hear that I have a psychologist. But my psychologist does Yeah,
I should probably see you more often. Right, He works
with kids as well, and he has told me this
(16:24):
whole generation. I won't use the exact words he used,
but he said, are screwed these kids with the social media,
the screens, everything they're growing up with. He goes, this
is a nightmare that is unfolding as these maul adjusted
young people grow up into adults. They're just they're growing
(16:47):
up wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's scary that kids don't know how to be bored anymore.
They don't know how to create their own fun anymore.
And yet, you know what, I partially blame myself because
all they do is see me on my phone.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
I work on my phone. I do content on my phone.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm doing my emailing, editing, everything I do.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
My whole life is on my phone.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
So they don't know any different other than saying me
glued to my phone exactly.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
So what did we expect them to be like?
Speaker 2 (17:12):
I hear saying this is the biggest problem facing our kids,
and yet while we're admitting that, we're still doing it.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Oh yeah, I mean, I put some dress here. Listen.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I do a podcast with my very good friend of mine,
Jen Miya. She is a parenting educator and I know
she's done loads and loads of research on this. So
I would love to get like a professional on to
help us and and our listeners.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Hook up Jen for next week.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I'm going to ask if she will come on and
just give us some tips. I mean, I I don't
know the answer, that's my problem. Jen.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I'm sure we'll know. You can do one more week
of iPads and tune in next week. We'll get Jen
on with the actual answers rather than us just bitching
about it. Dave us En, All right, Gerard. We we
got to know you primarily through your socials because you're
big on Insta. During COVID, you launched your Instagram page.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, it kind of kicked off during COVID just because
I used to make like funny skits and just take them.
I guess piss out of myself. Like I dressed up
as a COVID germ once. The amount of energy I
put into my socials back in the day, Like I
literally hired this costume and then I was a COVID German.
I was rubbing myself all over woolworst trolleys and a
(18:26):
Bunning store, and I like drove past daycares.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Anyway, that sounds like horrible content. I've got to dig
it up for you funny. Okay, So I've had some
problems with my social media.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yeah, tell everyone what's happened with yours.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Chris, I got banned from Instagram.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
He's got the boot.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I got kicked off because and it was nothing I posted,
but I was using the thing where you make a story.
I was using that as like a photoshop thing to
what were you doing interfere with other people's photos?
Speaker 5 (18:58):
He was.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
I was putting penises.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
On other people's heads and stuff.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Anyway, Instagram kept going, oh, we've detected nudity. You know
you can't do that we've removed the post. I'm like, well,
I didn't post it.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
You just saved it.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I screenshotted it and sent it to people as a joke. Anyway,
they've removed it. So I'm off in STA. So I'm
off all socials now. I'm not on the Facebook because
I'm not the face a sixty year old.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I mean the fact that you say I'm not on
the Facebook, that it's giving just Facebook.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Du Well, I'm not on the Facebook, I'm not on
the Twitter.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Can I ask do you feel a little bit isolated?
Like do you feel a bit alone?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, there's people I've sort of lost track of because
I've been off Insta for about a month. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Saying that like Insta and all of those things are
super pre like it doesn't need to be super prevalent
in everyone's life. But I think what I really enjoy
about socials is that I can keep kind of in contact,
and I can kind of keep in the loop with
what is going on with all of my friends and
(20:06):
all of my family's lives. And you know, everybody is
so busy these days, you know, juggling kids and a
career and all of those things.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Sporting commitments and whatnot.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
So you're not catching up with friends the way you
used to, and you're not seeing everyone as often as
you'd like. So socials is just a way to kind
of stay connected with them.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Instas are nicer social. Oh absolutely, it's probably the nicest one.
I don't know anything about the TikTok.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Can you drop the vert?
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I know Insta is quite nice. I know Twitter or
X now, so I know that's nasty, Like that's X is.
Like you post like, hey, I made this nice pesto
pasta for dinner, okay, and someone replies, please kill yourself.
So that's that's X right.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I think that's what TikTok is like as well.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
TikTok as well.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, it feels like it's very heavily like not monitored,
and like the trolling on TikTok to some people that
I've seen is pretty wild.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
So it's like, here's a new dance and then please
self harm. Yes, yeah, so Insta's a bit nicer.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Instagram's nicer, and there's a lot of measures in place
so that you know, it stays as safe as possible.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
I'm going to relaunch my insta, okay, I'm going to
be back, but I need your help because you're an
expert on this, and are you.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
Going to come back like with a rebrand.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I'm going to rebrand yeah, okay, like your name. Well, well,
let's just stick with you, Chris Paige. I don't know myself.
We can talk genders and pronouns. I can always mess
around with them. Can you give me a hand. We're
going to come back in a second. I've got an
ad as well. I've got a plea for people to
(21:50):
help me out with this. It's a bit World Vision style,
but I need everyone's help. Australia, if you're listening right now,
I need your help to rebuild my Instagram. Amy. You're
going to help me as well because you've got a
bunch of followers.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I'm going to give you my plug for my insta. Yes,
I'm going to sell you and you need to follow me.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Okay, Oh your god, you're begging for followers.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm going to beg don't trust me. I'll make my
cases coming up. Chris. All right, I got booted off Instagram. Yeah, unfairly, and.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
You've gone to ground for like what a month?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
About a month? I've been totally off the socials and
I am Look, I've enjoyed the break, yes, but I
feel a little disconnected.
Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Yeah, you've rebranded and you're coming back with a vengeance.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Well all of my hundreds of followers are missing them. No,
it was about two thousand and eight hundred.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
I got up to right, I didn't I didn't look. No,
but that's great, that is good.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
Oh thanks you look at Now that's patronize. Alright, So
you've got one hundred and fifty thousand, But I.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Want to ask, what are the people going to get
from Chris Page when you know when he's coming back?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Look, you don't know, and that's the fun of it. Okay,
it's going to be an amazing account to follow. It's
a brand new account. So I've just created it and
I need everyone to follow it. So here's my commercial.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Oh yeah, you've got an infomercial.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
And infomercial it's like you think the World Vision ads,
which you don't see anymore, with the starving kids and
the flies.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
But you're not asking for money. You're asking for a follow.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
I'm asking for a followers. Go follow me. Okay is
the so you're ready?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah, I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Okay, get the music. Ready, here we go. Hi. I'm
famous radio announcer, superstar and industry legend crisp Page Humble.
You probably think I'm some multi millionaire with a perfect life,
but the truth is me and my family had an
Aldi pasta bake for dinner last night. But that's not
(23:57):
the worst part. Last month, evil billionaire and human lizard
Mark Zuckerberg deleted my Instagram account. Not for sexism, racism,
threats of violence, although it did have all of those things. No,
it was deleted just because I was using it to
superimpose Dix on my friend's pictures. So, after years of
(24:21):
amassing hundreds of followers, I lost everything in a heartbeat, Australia,
I need your help to go follow me. I've started
a new account. It's Chris Underscore page eighty three. Well,
Chris Page has already taken obviously, some jerk god Chris
(24:43):
Page in America you know got it years ago. Chris
Underscore page eighty three. I've got that account. And if
any chance of flogging toilet paper and laundry products like
Amy Girard does for cash on her Instagram, then I
need some followers, and I need them fast.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Amen.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
That was great that's my ad I mean, does that
does that work? I mean that absolutely pulled at the heartstring.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
Not all Kyle and Jackie. Oh we're not all on
the one hundred million dollars contracts. We are, so you know,
times are tough here. So I want to, if possible,
I want to exceed my previous followers. I want to.
Can I crack the three thousand?
Speaker 1 (25:24):
But I think the biggest thing, and a little bit
of advice from me to you, is that if I
get people to follow you, and if listeners are tuning
into this and they and they also follow you, you
need to be showing up for your community. And that
means regular posting. You need to be consistent with what
you're putting out there. Are you going to be giving
(25:45):
out some educational lessons? Maybe you can walk them through
your gardening. Maybe you could do a cooking series. Maybe
you could jump on and tell some of your really
shit jokes, whatever it is. You need to be consistent
with your delivery. Okay, every week I want three posts
from you.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
All right, gardening, cooking, and shit jokes. If that's your five, yeah,
jump on.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Chris underscore page free. You know what the real beauty
would be if I can get more followers than Amy. Yeah,
I mean if I could knock you off, I reckon
on Instagram and I could be like the next Bonnie Blue.
All right, please go follow me, okay, and we'll follow
this And I just want to get as many followers
(26:27):
as possible.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Because and we'll be holding you accountable if there's no posts.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
All right, I'll bring the content. All right, please follow me.
Can we talk about well, yeah, we've just been given
a taste of Sabrina Carpenter's new album cover.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
We think, yes, and I would love to discuss it.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
You're you're not happy with this, so no, I'm really
not happy with it.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
The Internet's not happy either. I mean when is the
Internet happy with anything? But the album cover is to
paint a picture Sabrina Carpenter in a short black dress,
sexy black dress, on her hand and so knees, being
sort of lead. She's been like a dog.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
Well, she's being pulled by the hair, by her hair,
by a man.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
The album we think is going to be called Man's
Best Friend is the title.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
She's leaning into the Man's Best Friend being a dog,
and she's on her hands and knees.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
With him, holding her hair, pulling her like it like
it's a dog leash. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
I just feel like.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
A bit of reverse feminism there.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Yeah. Every time we take ten steps forward, people like
Sabrina Carpenter and Bonnie Blue send us twelve steps backwards.
And I here's my bugbear with that. I have a
nine year old, impressionable daughter who loves her music. Yeah,
that album cover would probably pop up when I'm playing
her music, and then I'm gonna have my daughter saying, oh,
(27:58):
what's that?
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Or worse my boys, yeah going that that's what.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
That's what a woman looks like.
Speaker 4 (28:06):
My kids look, it's trash man.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'll take your word for it. As a woman.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
Well, you don't have a daughter.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I don't have a daughter. I've got two boys.
And I what if she, like some women are into that,
What if that's her thing. That's that's fine if you
want to pursue your own interests.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
No, at the crux of it, if she is into
I don't know, BDSM and all of.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
That kind of stuff, so she's like a sub in
real life.
Speaker 4 (28:35):
That's fine. You do you.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I don't care what anyone else does in their own
life in their private life, right, But when you are
a person of influence and she's just getting more and
more traction and more and more fame, and there are
so there's millions of young girls who like her music, yeah,
and probably look up to her, just like.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Boys look up to footy players.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
And sure, why she's a very talented singer, give her
that I love. I love her songs, she can dance.
Why does she need to be on all falls.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Being dragged by a hair by a man?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
I just yeah, look, but where is the line between empowerment.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
And how does that empowering for a woman?
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Okay, that's not but I mean maybe Katie Perry, like
her most recent videos, you know, with her boobs out
in a g string, and I mean that's at what
point is that a woman going hey, look at me
or do what I want? Here's me being a woman
or is that just or is it pandering to men
and degrading? What do you think?
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well? No, I think Katie Perry having a hot rig
and getting it out in a film clip that's very
different to Sabrina Carpenter being on her knees and being pulled.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
By a man.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
Like I think the problem that I have here is
that she's having a hair pulled by a man whilst
in a very submissive position. And like I said again,
if you are a sable all into that thing, you
maybe she has a dungeon at her house.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
I don't care. Don't put it on your album cover.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
When she's an influential.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Figure correct to so many young girls.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
You mentioned Bonnie Blue, right, so, and she's the adult
actress who you know, she was a thousand men in
a day. And I know you hate it.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
I feel physically ill.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
Okay, but you say like she's sending women back one
hundred years. Isn't she a millionaire?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Who cares that?
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I mean, she's she's rich as hell, Like she's a
self made woman, isn't she.
Speaker 4 (30:32):
Do you think that woman can walk down the street.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I don't know that she can walk, to tell you
the truth. But she's came from nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Presumably astronomically the most vile human being on the planet.
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I don't want to see her face ever.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Like usually you can't. It's usually.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I don't want. I don't even want. I don't even know.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Why the media keep reporting on her. She's like a
shocked you value.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
On steroids, Click on it. People click on because.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
It's outrage bait, like it's literally wanting to make you
so furious.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Anyway, back to anyway, Sabrina Carpenter, do better, dial.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Amy, get off my lap, shut up, Chris, put your
top back on, and we've got to go. Yeah, have
a great day. Everyone on that nose.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
You're an idiot, so you're later.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
We'll see you tomorrow. We'll do it again at eight
am tomorrow morning. We'll catch you then. Bye bye bye
Chris and a gard
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