August 1, 2025 • 31 mins
The Mental Loop – Amy Reveals Her List
Decluttering Your House – Poo Filter
Red Flags When Dating
Kids Bedtimes – Staying Up Late
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's got good morning that remains
to be seen Chris Paige and Amy's Hey, good morning everyone.
Happy Saturday? Hi, Amy Page?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm great better for seeing you?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Do you know what day? It is? Today?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Saturday, second of August?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It is Saturday? But my kids have gotten into this
like fun little habit. You know how there's always like
a day everything. There's a meaning behind every day, like
world I don't know, shoe Day, yeah, something like that.
You know what today is?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It is National Coloring in Book Day. But wait, there's more.
You'll like this one.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, there's so many days now they double up.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, there's actually three. It's also National ice Cream Sandwich Day.
That's a day I can get behind. I do loving
an ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've never made myself an ice cream sandwich. The closest
would be did you ever have they made? Was it
Monaco Bars?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, they're delicious that you get at the servo. That's
that's sort of like an it's a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's an ice cream sandwich. But you know the best
ice cream sandwiches is when you buy the cookies from
Subway and you get two cookies from Subway, and you
get the cookies and cream connoisseur ice cream, and you
take it home and you diy yourself. An ice cream
sandwich is phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That is really specific, really specific.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And the other day it is today's it's International Beer Day.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh I know that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's a shame. But for everybody else who doesn't have
a drinking problem, you guys can have a beer with
your mates. It's a day to appreciate and enjoy a
celebratory beer with your friends.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you know what, I have not had a beer
in over three years.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, more of a vodkaman. Just when you relapse, you
don't bother with the beer.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I also want to know, do you this is off topic,
do you ever think about anyone else when you and
your lovely wife?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do I think about another woman?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Do you ever do think about anyone else when you're
doing some adult hugging?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well, I'm looking at that on air light over there. No, Amy,
of course I don't, of course, Yeah, okay, what about
you do you think when you're with Ryan, do you
think about other men?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? Sure, I mean we've been married for quite some time,
and I think my girlfriends and I were talking about it.
I actually added somebody into my loop just recently.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Your loop.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, the loop. It's it's like an unspoken language that
I think all women will like, a.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Sexy kaleidoscope thing going around.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't know, but I can tell you about it next.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, okay, you told us you were going to tell
us about your mental loop, which is a rolling. It's
just a montage of images.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It is a loop.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
This is when you're with your husband in a state
of heightened excitement.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, the loop is there, and it existed even before
I met Ryan. Yeah, and it's always it's ever evolving, yes,
constantly changing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's like a speed dial, is it, like, with like
ten names on it? And you know, right, you're off. Yeah,
So so Usher's just come off, right, So he canceled
the Tour's off the loop?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, No, he wasn't ever on the loop. I watched
the movie during the week and there was a particularly
handsome person of color who played this very sexy role
in the movie.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Are you saying this just because you said usher, you
just wanted to let everyone know that there is a
black person in your loop.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, yes, I mean I'm saying it in the right
correct way. But he played this character in this movie
and it was very arousing, I want to say, arousing
the eyes and he was quite soltiy. Anyway, I messaged
my girlfriend. I said, hey, you got to watch this guy.
Nick has already been added to my loop. And she said,
oh my god, I've got to watch it. And we
(04:07):
constantly talk about who gets added into the loop. And
what the loop is is that sometimes when you are
doing some adult hugging or in heidened States with your partner,
maybe sometimes you've exhausted all the time that you want
looking at them and being in the moment, and maybe
sometimes it's going for a little bit longer than expected,
(04:29):
and you just got to mentally clock out, and you've
just got to bring the loop to the forefront of
your brain.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And a slideshow begins.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yep, and you start thinking of all the different people
in the loop until you land on the one who
you just need for that moment. Yeah, And it just
helps get you there, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So it's like it's more browsing. It's more flicking through
the It's kind.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Of like Tinder. It's like a swipe thing, but you've
placed everyone there that you find attractive, right, and so
everyone there is attractive, and there's some very unique people
in my loop.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Could you give us a few names? Absolutely not on
the loop? Because you said Billy Bob Thornton recently was really.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Sex I know he definitely didn't get added to the loop.
I just again, it's always like movie characters and people
in TV shows, people who are they're never gonna be
in my real life.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Nothing attainable, nothing attainable, but not ex boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
God, no, there are no no one I actually know there's.
But there's females on.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
There, really, ye Can you give us a female's name?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, there's I'm watching this show at the moment called
The Hunting Wives, and the main character in it, I
don't know her name, but she's very attractive and she's
just got this beautiful personality and she's got an open
marriage and she swings both ways and I get it.
I get the appeal. So she instantly got added to
the loop.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Right, Yeah, But she won't always be the loop won't
always stick on her because you might not be in
that in that place.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, And to be honest, the loop doesn't get brought
up every single time. It's just a thing. But I
swear to God every woman has a loop.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Roughly how many spots on your loop would you be?
I know this on an exact.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Sign, it's probably about ten twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, Yeah. Is there anyone you remember that was on
the Loop that has been taken off?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Who's been taken off? Evin Sawa, Devin from Yeah Party
of Five.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, it was Casper the Friendly Ghost Little Giants. He
used to be on there when he was a lot younger,
and he was very cute. He was on the Loop
like back when I was in my early twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, yeah, he was the nineties, that blonde from the nineties, right.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, he's been removed since the guy from the Yeah,
there's I don't want to say names because I don't
want people stealing that. My people are from.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
The Loop, but the your ex is from the Loop,
so people can pick up your scraps.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I used to be really into Ryan Gosling. He's kind
of I don't know what's happened. I don't know. Tom
Hardy is as he's been on the loop.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
He's like a lifetime member, right, Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, you can't tell me that you don't have a loop.
You know what, I reckon it would be for you.
I reckon it would be all your on pay sites
you visit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I think men are more visual. I think they're actually
looking at things. I don't think men use their imaginations
as much, which is sad. I think for the young
men of today, you know, we yes kids these days,
as we used to have to use our imaginations. Kids,
Now you pick up your phone and it's everywhere, the
whole world at your fingertips.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, good luck to yours.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm getting into the decluttering at home at.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The moment, and feels good, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I thought it was probably exaggerated when people said it
helps your mental stake to declutter your house, but it
really does. Like can feel my mind being decluttered as
I declutter a room.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, it's so good. Every time I do, like a
coul in my wardrobe, I will declutter like and I'll
give bags, either take it up to Vinnie's or I'll
give it to my sixteen year old neighbors next door.
And then you walk in and there's all this free space,
and you do you feel better about yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I always going to get rid of my old clothes
and Vinnie don't want them, and I have to go
and put them in the bin. They say, no, we
need to be able to resell these. I always thought
they just give them to homeless people. I'm like, oh,
he's a warm jumper. They go, no, we want to
resell it. No one will want that jumper. That's why
I've still got that colorful striping one that you like.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You do wear a lot of homeless looking knits.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, they're comfortable. Anyway, decluttering took off with there was
Marie Kwondo is the famous Japanese lady who had a technique.
This woman has a new method. The name's Amanda Johnson.
She's a lifestyle influencer and she says it needs to
be tangible your methods. So, for example, I believe Marie
Kwondo makes you look at an item, go does this
(08:49):
item bring you joy? And you I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, it's a bit I don't know, it's a bit obscure.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So Amanda Johnson says, when trying to work out whether
or not to keep or throw an item, you look
at and ask yourself if this thing was covered in Pooh,
would I keep it? As in, would you clean it
up and keep it or would you just go nuck
into the bin. It is the Pooh decluttering method.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's got a name and everything.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And I thought, well, that's that sort of makes sense
because I thought about usually it's been out and about
with the kids when they were when they were babies,
and one of them had have it like a poo nami,
and you'd look at the pair of pants and you go,
are they like oshkosh or are they target? And when
they're target, they're straight. And I'm not even cleaning those,
but everyday household items, all of them. Just pitch a
(09:41):
feces all over them and decide if you want to
keep them or not.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I mean, I don't need to do that with my dresses.
I just based that on whether or not I've warned
it in the last decade.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
What if there's actual straight away in the well?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It depends again, Look, if I had a dress.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
If you shut yourself in a Chanel dress, right.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'd take it to the dry clean. Sure, I think
that could kind of work. I also have a decluttering method.
It's called rage cleaning, and it's kind of when I
get on a level.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is just you on your period throwing everything out,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I don't even have to be on my period to
start a rage clean. I usually give my kids a
bit of a heads up. Hey, guys, even though I've
asked you to put these shoes away and your puzzle
pieces away one million times, Mummy's going to start a
rage clean in about forty five minutes. So whatever you
have left on the floor or on the table is
fair game and will be going in the bin.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But they didn't pay for any of it. They don't care,
and you can't what I'm going to throw at your
school shoes. They look at your like, go for it,
You're gonna buy me some more.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's no I go on a rage clean. And they
do like some stuff. They like certain sneakers of like, yes,
I've bought them all, but they would be upset I've
thrown I've thrown like an old scooter out before, I've
thrown a helmet out before, I've thrown a bingo game
out before.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
My kids don't have that emotional maturity to think about
like tomorrow, will I care that that scooter's gone. They like, go,
I'm going to throw this out? Yeah, they go, I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But to be honest, the rage clean isn't for them,
it's also for me and I just throw everything out,
everything within eyesight that is on the floor that doesn't belong,
like an odd sock in the bin.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Look at Maybe effective, but it could also you could
end up throwing out stuff that you do want or me.
This is why I'm bringing up the Pooh method. I
think this is a good one. It's it's rational, it's calm.
You take all emotion out of it and just go.
If this had pool all over it, would I just
put it in the bin, or would I clean off,
scrape off the pool and then give it a good wash.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm struggling to think of what I would keep that
was covered in Pooh.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, I'm looking at your engagement ring right now. There
was pool all over it. You wouldn't just put it
in the bin.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But hang on, I'm not even contemplating throwing that out.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But it's an example of something that you would clean
if it had pool.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Not really okay, think about Okay, so you coming across,
you've got lots of cutlery and half of your cutlery
is covered in pooh? Are you going to clean that off?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The regular cutlery, no, the good like the chopping block knives. Yes,
I think I'm going to clean them off.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I think if you're already staring at an item thinking
well do I keep it or not? If it's covered
in pooh, it's going.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What about an old pair of boots? What about a
pair of boots that you haven't worn in a while,
but you know they're still still nice old leather boots,
but they've got poo all over them?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? The pool would that would just cement the throwing out? Right,
So I feel like the poo filter our declattering method
is flawed.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
My wife's a massive hoarder, so I'm going to actually
so is my husband. I'm going to put hert of
the test. I'm going to go home today and defecate
all over all of our stuff. You're going to throw
it out now it's all yours. You're talking the red flag. Yes,
I am and dating and yeah, this is where Rachel
would just go fucking and get rid of the guy.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Right. I had a few conversations. I actually met these
girls last week. We ended up sitting on the end
of their table and they were kind of consoling or like,
we're we're all chatting about another one of their girlfriends
who was at the table. We kind of cozied up
to them. I was there with a girlfriend, a younger, right.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You call them girls?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well that yeah, they were like twenty one, twenty two.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh sorry, no, no, no, them on.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And they were talking about how one of them had
been on this date and she'd been seeing this guy
for a couple of weeks I think, and on the
last day, he kind of in front of her called
his ex girlfriend and ended up talking to his ex
girlfriend on the phone saying that he was out dating
this girl and he's been dating her for a couple
of weeks, and they were out on a date and
then they got into this heated argument and he got
(13:45):
off the phone. He snapped his phone in half, and
I was like, babe, that is like, that's not just
one red flag, that's three red flag. That's three strikes.
You are out. Tell me you're not going to see
him again.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What did he have a flip top Ericsson or something?
What's he breaking in?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I don't know. Maybe he probably had one of those
phones or.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
The Samsung foldy phone.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, something like that. But I just thought to myself,
that is absolutely crazy behavior, and that's three red flags.
And then one of her girlfriends leaned over and she goes,
she'll still continue to see him. And it just got
me thinking, because I too have been a ignorer of
red flags.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Let me go into the red flags here with that block.
You said there's three red flags. I heard two. I
heard there's rageous issues. Yeah, snapping the phone and talking
to his ex girlfriend while on a date.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well even just yeah that and they're just well and
just I'm saying that whole situation in itself because I
think there's this unspoken law amongst women that there's three
red flags. And you're out a lot of women tend
to not bounce straight away on the first red flag.
This is maybe just me and my girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
We just look for the positive. So you go, well,
if he's just snapping a phone in half, he's obviously
got lots of money.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, we're not looking for the positives. But like straight
off the bat, there might be I don't know, there
might be a comment that gets made and you're like, oh,
red flag, but you don't just instantly walk out of
you know, exciting new relationship straight away. So you usually
allow three, okay, But when in a situation like this,
a dude is calling his ex girlfriend a couple of
(15:23):
weeks into after you've been dating, rubbing it in her face,
trying to make her jealous, having a fight with her,
and then getting off the phone snapping his phone all
in front of you while you're on a date with him.
That's the accumulation of three red flags. Yah. Yeah. Now
we're older and we're in you know, committed long term
marriages now, and our producer asked, do you think that
(15:43):
you are just wiser and you know, beyond your years
now and you can see red flags at the start.
I don't think it's that. I don't think it's age.
I think when you are in lust and in love,
or like you're at the start of an exciting new
relationship and you're in the peen sand and you're really
caught up, you tend to overlook these red flags.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, if you think about the human emotions that are
going to warp your judgment. My last hunger is one
anywhere a hungry person will do anything, but the other
two would be love, and lust, and if you've got
both of those going on with a new relationship, you're
not going to be thinking clear.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're overlooking all of the red flags, and they can
be glaringly obvious too. I once dated a guy who
we'd only been dating for like three weeks, and he
went over for a boy's trip to Bali, and he
spoke to me on the phone every single night for
the first two nights, didn't go out with his friends,
and I was like, oh, so into me, and I
was so into him. And then on the third day,
(16:44):
he booked a flight and flew home. And at the time,
my girlfriends were like, I mean, that's a little bit
of a red flag. Why is he coming home? Why
can he not enjoy his holiday with his mates. You
haven't been dating for a year, You've been dating for
three weeks. And I was like, Oh, it's cause he
really likes me, and he did. But he was also
a controlling psychopath and he couldn't be away from me
(17:07):
because while he was in another country, he couldn't control
what I was doing, right, So it was a big
red flag. But I was so floating on cloud nine
and I just couldn't see.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It, and well, and even if you go, well, yeah,
maybe he's a little bit controlling, but you know, but
that's kind of sweet. He's just that into me.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He just loves me. He's just that into me instead.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Of going you know what, this guy probably controls every woman.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Every woman. And if he can't go away and just
have a good time with his mates for a week,
that means I can't go away with my mates. Didn't
have a good time for a week when I love
my girlfriend time.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You know, women have red flags as well.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Tell me about one you have you had any sure?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Okay? Crazy eyes? You know, crazy eyes, right, everyone knows
that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So women have crazy eyes, some do the.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Crazy ones do? Yeah, if you've got the crazy in
your eyes. And I'm sure men have crazy eyes too sometimes,
but you can't hide that. The other one is the
way that they treat a waiter.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh yeah, that's a big one for me.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
If they're rude to a waiter or bar stuff or
anyone any Yeah, if they're rude to someone in front
of you, then yeah, that's no good, no good. And
any woman that owns a horse is what hard work?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Where did that come from?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Those little those pony girls? You know they're going to
be high maintenance.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh they're high maintenance?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Are they horse owners? If i'm a wide berth? Okay,
you're welcome everyone. Chris, we've got five kids between us.
We both have two boys, five and seven. You've also
got a daughter, Charlie, who is nine. What time do
your kids go to bed? And well, I'll tell you.
(18:47):
I'm asking because I read that kids under ten need
nine to eleven hours of sleep a night.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, it's funny. It's a bit of a contentious issue
in our household at the moment. I've got one kid
who loves his bed. He loves sleep. It's my middle child, Bobby.
If you try and push him after seven thirty, he's
literally begging to go to bed. He hates staying up,
his head hits pillow, He's out within like forty seconds.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I wish that, wish all of my.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Kids were like that. My daughter insists that all her
friends stay up till ten thirty, which I'm calling bs on,
But she fights us every single night. She says that
she doesn't need to go to bed at seven thirty.
She needs some adult time in her house. She's nine,
so she gets to come downstairs for an extra hour,
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and then we kind of say at eight thirty you
got to go upstairs. You're allowed to read for twenty minutes,
but you've got to be in bed at eight thirty.
She throws out every excuse under the sun. When it's
time to go, Can you walk me upstairs? I'm scared
of the dark. Can I get a glass of water?
You broke the hug first, Can I get Can I
get a kiss on both cheek?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And then once they're even in bed, then they decide, oh,
I need another glass of water, I need a week,
anything to drag it out.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Feet hot, I've got an itchy bite. And then my
youngest son is probably the worst. He's my five year old.
I think I put him to bed most nights about
fourteen times. And I'm not just putting him into bed
and bouncing. I'm putting him into bed, reading him a story,
telling him a make believe story. We're singing songs, we're
cuddling good night darling.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You stroke his hair.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I stroke his hair like that, and then he's and
then I go downstairs, and then he's back out, and
then he's bound, and I can hear him. I can
hear his little bit of pattering feet coming down the
stairs and Ryan and I have to seize the paper,
rock off. Who has to go and put him back
to bed? By the time he finally gets to sleep,
it's like nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's interesting that you and Ryan do like rock paper scissors,
like who puts the paper off? And whatever. I can
tell you the trick is a father. You just let
the kid choose. You go, Hey, who would you like
to put you back to bed? Mummy? Yeah, there you go,
say Georgie. That's they want. They want their mummy.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Every single night. My kids would choose me as well.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Have you tried any music? Do you do music?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And everything? We've got classical music. I've played the Pooh song.
Our latest is they like spa music, you know, the
whale ejaculating noises. Yeah. But I always say to my kids,
you don't understand. You are so lucky, Like you're going
to grow up and when you are an adult, all
(21:18):
you're going to want to do is sleep.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm going to start listening to the music because I
played this one, the lullaby, I had a sick ill
play the one I play for Henry.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh mate, I'd be asleep within thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's what I do now, though, I'll like, I walk
out of the room with my phone still in my
pocket and I forget to turn it off, and I'm
walking around the house with this music. He's so zen,
still playing and I'm totally zen and I'm tiing up
the kitchen and doing everything, getting your house. Yeah, it's nice.
And children, I leave on the It's called baby Lullaby.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That is really nice. I'm even feeling drowsy.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now grown ups should listen to this as well. It's nice.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I feel Calma.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's beautiful. But yeah, all we want is sleep all
a kid that all they want to do is fight it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's all they want to do is finish school and
so they can get jobs. And I was like, stay
in school, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Stay as long as you can and go to play
Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yes always Chris.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
But Amy on Netflix Happy Gilmore Too dropped last weekend.
We were talking about it. I was humped. We revisited
the original with the kids and we went there. We
watched the sequel. Mixed responses.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I haven't watched it yet. Yes I am. It's been
a busy week, but I am dying to watch it.
Is it appropriate to watch with the kids?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, sure, yeah, Look, I mean you know, it's the
happy Emmy punches a few people and there's a few
swears and a few alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are his kids in it?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yes, he's real life daughters are on the movie. He's
taking nepotism to a new level. He's always put his
friends in the movies. Adam sad taking daughters. Now the
daughters are in as well.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
To be honest, I didn't even know he was married,
but that's cute. Is he still married?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah? I love Adams in the movie as well. He
puts her in everything.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
He's just really did you like it? Did?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
But look it's not. Some people are It's crap. What
were you thinking?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
What were you hoping expectations?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Did you think it would be the Shawshank reception and
like a new modern classic?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah? No, I think if you've watched Happy Gilmore and
I'm glad I actually like revisited that movie. We watched
it in the school holidays, I actually would go in
with pretty low expectations thinking it was going to be
quite similar to that.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
The original Happy Gilmore isn't a good movie, it's just iconic.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's iconic and it's wait, funny, is Shoot McGavin in it?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Of course Shooter McGavin's in it. Yeah, I won't there's
a little spoiler about who Shooter mcgavern's a role in
the movie. You gotta watch it. But I loved who
Shooter is in the movie. It's got all the greatest hits,
it's got Ben Stiller as the bad guy, and it's
got everything the original had. And if you're a big
fan of the original, you'll laugh at the second one.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm a big fan of Adam Standler.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
He's one of the nice guys. He is the people going, oh,
it was just dumb, And yeah, well the first one
was dumb too.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They probably hated the first one too.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, some other sequels coming up because Hollywood have officially
run out of ideas. Yeah, clearly nothing you hear legally
Blonde three?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh wow, wasn't a fan of the first two.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
We've got Avatar three coming out at the end of
the year. Trailers to drop for that. There'll be a
few more of those Freaky Friday, Lindsay Lohan, Did.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You see Lohan? Yeah? I did. Lindsay Lohan And who's
the older Curtis, they switch bodies.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, Freaky a Friday coming out Bill and Ted. Remember
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey Keanu Reeves and the other one. Anyway,
that's coming back. My best friend's wedding, Julia Roberts doing
another one of that, my wife assures me. The big
one that ladies should be excited about is The Devil
Wears Prada. Oh yeah, they're making the new one, and
(25:00):
the paps have been they're asking our paparazzi ruining movies
because there's been pap shots of them shooting the movie
on the streets of New York. And my wife said
she's already seen a pap shot that gives away a
big plot element to it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh, like a new character.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I've got no idea. I tuned out by this point.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, so excited.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
What was the plot element of the Devil Wears part
to tell me.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, that's an exit at least there's one in there
that I'd be excited to watch.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So what would you like to see as far as sequels?
We said this last week. Obviously Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I love to see a second at Billy Madison.
I'd love to see a pretty Woman's Sweet sequel.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Why was she's like a sixty year old hooker?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah? Well, I just want to know where their love
story went, you know, like it's an age old like
the rich billionaire sweeps prostituted off her feet and takes
her off and they live happily ever after. But did
they He.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Had some Epstein vibes in that movie, didn't he? Richard
Gear could play Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
He definitely did. What about Father of the Bride again,
we've spoken about.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
This, one of both one of our favorite movies. I
seriously it would be a big box office hit Grandfather
of the Bride and bring back Steve Martin and have
his grown up daughter Annie with a daughter of her
own getting married. But if Steve Martin's all a part
of it, that would be big. Have you could you
do the Martin short gay wedding planner now? Or would
that be offensive because he's sort of frank? Oh there
(26:24):
must be flowers?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Is that is that rude?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Now? Why? I feel like there would be a lot
of gay with.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
If they go, oh, he's not really gay. You need
an actual gay person playing, and you know how people are.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ard?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Hello everyone, Hello, we're about the same age, but there
is an important number in between our ages. That number
is forty. Yeah, because I'm forty two and you are
thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yes, forty in March.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, let me tell you a few things, young lady,
about turning forty. Well, i'll see if you're at this
age yet. Are you at the age yet where you
actually have an appreciation of a good pooh and go
and really go oh good and every day and just
some regularity And.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
No, because I've never had issues with my bound movements,
so I'm a once a day, every day poor.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I've never had massive issues with it. But I just
I guess it's just a newfound appreciation.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, I have heard this, but no, I'm not there yet.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I've been improving my diet. I'm starting to basically look
after my health, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I've definitely noticed that I am trying to eat a
more balanced diet. I still eat my porthos and everything,
but if I know that I'm having a portos for lunch,
I'll have a healthier dinner. So I'm trying to balance
my diet. I am still trying to do some form
of exercise three times a week. As well.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm on the salt now as well, with the blood
pressure of salts is bad.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Also, No, I love salts.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Everyone salt drives blood pressure. Salt is like blood pressure up,
You'll have a stroke.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I season everything within an inch of its life. Like
Brian's like, you need to cut back on the salt.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So you mentioned balance the thing I'm starting my day with.
And I'm so late to the party on this, and
I'm kicking myself about why I haven't been doing this earlier.
I've started juicing or smoothiing the neutribol. Had the nutribullet
in the cupboard honestly four years. I reckon, it's been
in the cupboard. What you had one and you just
had one sitting in the cupboard and never used it
(28:18):
because I'm smoothies whatever. Oh my gosh, Oh they are
a game changer.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
We literally bought a neutrable on the Amazon Prime Day
and I reckon, We've used it almost every single day.
We buy the frozen fruit yep. So my kids love
like a more of a crushy, like an ice crush,
like a water We got a whole watermelon the other day,
cut it all up, added in watermelon, a little bit
of mint, a little bit of honey, ice cubes, bacadi.
(28:46):
That'll be for me on the weekend. I prefer it's
a really good breakfast smoothie. I can give you the recipe.
Put in like oats, banana, blueberries, honey, yogurt, Greek yogurt, almond, milk,
and ice, cheese, seeds, adding all the seeds.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
This is where I'm at. Okay, here we go. Because
you could put all this healthy crap, yes, that I
would never want to eat. Yeah, and you put it
all in this and you get it all in your
body in one hit. Yes, and it actually tastes fine.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
And that's how you can add in like spinach and stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's what I'm in. Kale his mine. So I'm doing right, Kale.
I'm doing the frozen berries, which gives you the sweetness.
I'm doing kale. All the seeds are hemp seeds, cheer seeds,
flax seeds or flax meal. Turmeric. Oh yeah, apparently it's
great for you. He can't taste it, Okay, back in
the turmeric dash of vanilla.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, flavor essence. You should try some honey.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yep a carrot with all the ruffige.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Don't feel that some ginger if you're sick.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh, don't talk to me about ginger, ginger king Okay,
I put in so I put in like more than
like a golf ball.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That's why you can't taste any That's why you can't
taste it exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Because I don't want to taste kale and shit. So
you put so much ginger you can't taste anything else.
You just getting all that goodness straightened your body.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, okay, I'm going to try the juice. Haven't yet
added kale.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What about a raw egg?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I've thrown in a raw egg?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How weird do you reckon? You can get with it?
I mean, what's the weirdest stuff that people have put
in their nutrable?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Do you think, oh, there'd be some weird ship I
reckon people would put in like sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah. Yeah, you need to boil it first up like.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Steam, make it all. It's how you can make baby pure.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Has anyone done a meat, any type of meat in
the neutrable?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Like what they do for like people who have had
like jaw surgery and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They drink their hamburger.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yes, Like I know that some people in hospital when
they've had stuff or their teeth or anything like that.
They literally get like a steak and mashed potato and
gravy and they pure it. Are they doing it in
a neutrabulet? Probably not, but they blend it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
What about fish, I mean, we've been trying to eat
more fish at home. They say seafood's very good for you.
Maybe I'm I'm not doing that in a drink tin
of anchovies. Ah, yuck with your milkshake.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Ruined it so ras
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Yes, sir, I'm talking. Let's got good morning that remains
to be seen Chris Paige and Amy's Hey, good morning everyone.
Happy Saturday? Hi, Amy Page?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
How are you?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I'm great better for seeing you?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Do you know what day? It is? Today?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Saturday, second of August?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It is Saturday? But my kids have gotten into this
like fun little habit. You know how there's always like
a day everything. There's a meaning behind every day, like
world I don't know, shoe Day, yeah, something like that.
You know what today is?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I don't know what is it?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
It is National Coloring in Book Day. But wait, there's more.
You'll like this one.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Well, there's so many days now they double up.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well, there's actually three. It's also National ice Cream Sandwich Day.
That's a day I can get behind. I do loving
an ice cream sandwich.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've never made myself an ice cream sandwich. The closest
would be did you ever have they made? Was it
Monaco Bars?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, they're delicious that you get at the servo. That's
that's sort of like an it's a biscuit.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's an ice cream sandwich. But you know the best
ice cream sandwiches is when you buy the cookies from
Subway and you get two cookies from Subway, and you
get the cookies and cream connoisseur ice cream, and you
take it home and you diy yourself. An ice cream
sandwich is phenomenal.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
That is really specific, really specific.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
And the other day it is today's it's International Beer Day.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh I know that's a shame.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's a shame. But for everybody else who doesn't have
a drinking problem, you guys can have a beer with
your mates. It's a day to appreciate and enjoy a
celebratory beer with your friends.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you know what, I have not had a beer
in over three years.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Yeah, more of a vodkaman. Just when you relapse, you
don't bother with the beer.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I also want to know, do you this is off topic,
do you ever think about anyone else when you and
your lovely wife?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Do I think about another woman?
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Do you ever do think about anyone else when you're
doing some adult hugging?
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Well, I'm looking at that on air light over there. No, Amy,
of course I don't, of course, Yeah, okay, what about
you do you think when you're with Ryan, do you
think about other men?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah? Sure, I mean we've been married for quite some time,
and I think my girlfriends and I were talking about it.
I actually added somebody into my loop just recently.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Your loop.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, the loop. It's it's like an unspoken language that
I think all women will like, a.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Sexy kaleidoscope thing going around.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I don't know, but I can tell you about it next.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Okay, okay, you told us you were going to tell
us about your mental loop, which is a rolling. It's
just a montage of images.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
It is a loop.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
This is when you're with your husband in a state
of heightened excitement.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well, the loop is there, and it existed even before
I met Ryan. Yeah, and it's always it's ever evolving, yes,
constantly changing.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
It's like a speed dial, is it, like, with like
ten names on it? And you know, right, you're off. Yeah,
So so Usher's just come off, right, So he canceled
the Tour's off the loop?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah, No, he wasn't ever on the loop. I watched
the movie during the week and there was a particularly
handsome person of color who played this very sexy role
in the movie.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Are you saying this just because you said usher, you
just wanted to let everyone know that there is a
black person in your loop.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, yes, I mean I'm saying it in the right
correct way. But he played this character in this movie
and it was very arousing, I want to say, arousing
the eyes and he was quite soltiy. Anyway, I messaged
my girlfriend. I said, hey, you got to watch this guy.
Nick has already been added to my loop. And she said,
oh my god, I've got to watch it. And we
(04:07):
constantly talk about who gets added into the loop. And
what the loop is is that sometimes when you are
doing some adult hugging or in heidened States with your partner,
maybe sometimes you've exhausted all the time that you want
looking at them and being in the moment, and maybe
sometimes it's going for a little bit longer than expected,
(04:29):
and you just got to mentally clock out, and you've
just got to bring the loop to the forefront of
your brain.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
And a slideshow begins.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yep, and you start thinking of all the different people
in the loop until you land on the one who
you just need for that moment. Yeah, And it just
helps get you there, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So it's like it's more browsing. It's more flicking through
the It's kind.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Of like Tinder. It's like a swipe thing, but you've
placed everyone there that you find attractive, right, and so
everyone there is attractive, and there's some very unique people
in my loop.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Could you give us a few names? Absolutely not on
the loop? Because you said Billy Bob Thornton recently was really.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Sex I know he definitely didn't get added to the loop.
I just again, it's always like movie characters and people
in TV shows, people who are they're never gonna be
in my real life.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Nothing attainable, nothing attainable, but not ex boyfriends.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
God, no, there are no no one I actually know there's.
But there's females on.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
There, really, ye Can you give us a female's name?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Well, there's I'm watching this show at the moment called
The Hunting Wives, and the main character in it, I
don't know her name, but she's very attractive and she's
just got this beautiful personality and she's got an open
marriage and she swings both ways and I get it.
I get the appeal. So she instantly got added to
the loop.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Right, Yeah, But she won't always be the loop won't
always stick on her because you might not be in
that in that place.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, And to be honest, the loop doesn't get brought
up every single time. It's just a thing. But I
swear to God every woman has a loop.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Roughly how many spots on your loop would you be?
I know this on an exact.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Sign, it's probably about ten twelve.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Okay, Yeah. Is there anyone you remember that was on
the Loop that has been taken off?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Who's been taken off? Evin Sawa, Devin from Yeah Party
of Five.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
No, it was Casper the Friendly Ghost Little Giants. He
used to be on there when he was a lot younger,
and he was very cute. He was on the Loop
like back when I was in my early twenties.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Well, yeah, he was the nineties, that blonde from the nineties, right.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, he's been removed since the guy from the Yeah,
there's I don't want to say names because I don't
want people stealing that. My people are from.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
The Loop, but the your ex is from the Loop,
so people can pick up your scraps.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I used to be really into Ryan Gosling. He's kind
of I don't know what's happened. I don't know. Tom
Hardy is as he's been on the loop.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
He's like a lifetime member, right, Yeah, he is.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, you can't tell me that you don't have a loop.
You know what, I reckon it would be for you.
I reckon it would be all your on pay sites
you visit.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I think men are more visual. I think they're actually
looking at things. I don't think men use their imaginations
as much, which is sad. I think for the young
men of today, you know, we yes kids these days,
as we used to have to use our imaginations. Kids,
Now you pick up your phone and it's everywhere, the
whole world at your fingertips.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Yeah, good luck to yours.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm getting into the decluttering at home at.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The moment, and feels good, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I thought it was probably exaggerated when people said it
helps your mental stake to declutter your house, but it
really does. Like can feel my mind being decluttered as
I declutter a room.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah, it's so good. Every time I do, like a
coul in my wardrobe, I will declutter like and I'll
give bags, either take it up to Vinnie's or I'll
give it to my sixteen year old neighbors next door.
And then you walk in and there's all this free space,
and you do you feel better about yourself.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I always going to get rid of my old clothes
and Vinnie don't want them, and I have to go
and put them in the bin. They say, no, we
need to be able to resell these. I always thought
they just give them to homeless people. I'm like, oh,
he's a warm jumper. They go, no, we want to
resell it. No one will want that jumper. That's why
I've still got that colorful striping one that you like.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
You do wear a lot of homeless looking knits.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, they're comfortable. Anyway, decluttering took off with there was
Marie Kwondo is the famous Japanese lady who had a technique.
This woman has a new method. The name's Amanda Johnson.
She's a lifestyle influencer and she says it needs to
be tangible your methods. So, for example, I believe Marie
Kwondo makes you look at an item, go does this
(08:49):
item bring you joy? And you I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, it's a bit I don't know, it's a bit obscure.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
So Amanda Johnson says, when trying to work out whether
or not to keep or throw an item, you look
at and ask yourself if this thing was covered in Pooh,
would I keep it? As in, would you clean it
up and keep it or would you just go nuck
into the bin. It is the Pooh decluttering method.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
It's got a name and everything.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
And I thought, well, that's that sort of makes sense
because I thought about usually it's been out and about
with the kids when they were when they were babies,
and one of them had have it like a poo nami,
and you'd look at the pair of pants and you go,
are they like oshkosh or are they target? And when
they're target, they're straight. And I'm not even cleaning those,
but everyday household items, all of them. Just pitch a
(09:41):
feces all over them and decide if you want to
keep them or not.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I mean, I don't need to do that with my dresses.
I just based that on whether or not I've warned
it in the last decade.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
What if there's actual straight away in the well?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
It depends again, Look, if I had a dress.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
If you shut yourself in a Chanel dress, right.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'd take it to the dry clean. Sure, I think
that could kind of work. I also have a decluttering method.
It's called rage cleaning, and it's kind of when I
get on a level.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
This is just you on your period throwing everything out,
isn't it.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I don't even have to be on my period to
start a rage clean. I usually give my kids a
bit of a heads up. Hey, guys, even though I've
asked you to put these shoes away and your puzzle
pieces away one million times, Mummy's going to start a
rage clean in about forty five minutes. So whatever you
have left on the floor or on the table is
fair game and will be going in the bin.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
But they didn't pay for any of it. They don't care,
and you can't what I'm going to throw at your
school shoes. They look at your like, go for it,
You're gonna buy me some more.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's no I go on a rage clean. And they
do like some stuff. They like certain sneakers of like, yes,
I've bought them all, but they would be upset I've
thrown I've thrown like an old scooter out before, I've
thrown a helmet out before, I've thrown a bingo game
out before.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
My kids don't have that emotional maturity to think about
like tomorrow, will I care that that scooter's gone. They like, go,
I'm going to throw this out? Yeah, they go, I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
But to be honest, the rage clean isn't for them,
it's also for me and I just throw everything out,
everything within eyesight that is on the floor that doesn't belong,
like an odd sock in the bin.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Look at Maybe effective, but it could also you could
end up throwing out stuff that you do want or me.
This is why I'm bringing up the Pooh method. I
think this is a good one. It's it's rational, it's calm.
You take all emotion out of it and just go.
If this had pool all over it, would I just
put it in the bin, or would I clean off,
scrape off the pool and then give it a good wash.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I'm struggling to think of what I would keep that
was covered in Pooh.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, I'm looking at your engagement ring right now. There
was pool all over it. You wouldn't just put it
in the bin.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
But hang on, I'm not even contemplating throwing that out.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
But it's an example of something that you would clean
if it had pool.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Not really okay, think about Okay, so you coming across,
you've got lots of cutlery and half of your cutlery
is covered in pooh? Are you going to clean that off?
Speaker 2 (12:08):
The regular cutlery, no, the good like the chopping block knives. Yes,
I think I'm going to clean them off.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I think if you're already staring at an item thinking
well do I keep it or not? If it's covered
in pooh, it's going.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What about an old pair of boots? What about a
pair of boots that you haven't worn in a while,
but you know they're still still nice old leather boots,
but they've got poo all over them?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah? The pool would that would just cement the throwing out? Right,
So I feel like the poo filter our declattering method
is flawed.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
My wife's a massive hoarder, so I'm going to actually
so is my husband. I'm going to put hert of
the test. I'm going to go home today and defecate
all over all of our stuff. You're going to throw
it out now it's all yours. You're talking the red flag. Yes,
I am and dating and yeah, this is where Rachel
would just go fucking and get rid of the guy.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Right. I had a few conversations. I actually met these
girls last week. We ended up sitting on the end
of their table and they were kind of consoling or like,
we're we're all chatting about another one of their girlfriends
who was at the table. We kind of cozied up
to them. I was there with a girlfriend, a younger, right.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
You call them girls?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Well that yeah, they were like twenty one, twenty two.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Oh sorry, no, no, no, them on.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
And they were talking about how one of them had
been on this date and she'd been seeing this guy
for a couple of weeks I think, and on the
last day, he kind of in front of her called
his ex girlfriend and ended up talking to his ex
girlfriend on the phone saying that he was out dating
this girl and he's been dating her for a couple
of weeks, and they were out on a date and
then they got into this heated argument and he got
(13:45):
off the phone. He snapped his phone in half, and
I was like, babe, that is like, that's not just
one red flag, that's three red flag. That's three strikes.
You are out. Tell me you're not going to see
him again.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
What did he have a flip top Ericsson or something?
What's he breaking in?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I don't know. Maybe he probably had one of those
phones or.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
The Samsung foldy phone.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, something like that. But I just thought to myself,
that is absolutely crazy behavior, and that's three red flags.
And then one of her girlfriends leaned over and she goes,
she'll still continue to see him. And it just got
me thinking, because I too have been a ignorer of
red flags.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Let me go into the red flags here with that block.
You said there's three red flags. I heard two. I
heard there's rageous issues. Yeah, snapping the phone and talking
to his ex girlfriend while on a date.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Well even just yeah that and they're just well and
just I'm saying that whole situation in itself because I
think there's this unspoken law amongst women that there's three
red flags. And you're out a lot of women tend
to not bounce straight away on the first red flag.
This is maybe just me and my girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
We just look for the positive. So you go, well,
if he's just snapping a phone in half, he's obviously
got lots of money.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
No, we're not looking for the positives. But like straight
off the bat, there might be I don't know, there
might be a comment that gets made and you're like, oh,
red flag, but you don't just instantly walk out of
you know, exciting new relationship straight away. So you usually
allow three, okay, But when in a situation like this,
a dude is calling his ex girlfriend a couple of
(15:23):
weeks into after you've been dating, rubbing it in her face,
trying to make her jealous, having a fight with her,
and then getting off the phone snapping his phone all
in front of you while you're on a date with him.
That's the accumulation of three red flags. Yah. Yeah. Now
we're older and we're in you know, committed long term
marriages now, and our producer asked, do you think that
(15:43):
you are just wiser and you know, beyond your years
now and you can see red flags at the start.
I don't think it's that. I don't think it's age.
I think when you are in lust and in love,
or like you're at the start of an exciting new
relationship and you're in the peen sand and you're really
caught up, you tend to overlook these red flags.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Well, if you think about the human emotions that are
going to warp your judgment. My last hunger is one
anywhere a hungry person will do anything, but the other
two would be love, and lust, and if you've got
both of those going on with a new relationship, you're
not going to be thinking clear.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
You're overlooking all of the red flags, and they can
be glaringly obvious too. I once dated a guy who
we'd only been dating for like three weeks, and he
went over for a boy's trip to Bali, and he
spoke to me on the phone every single night for
the first two nights, didn't go out with his friends,
and I was like, oh, so into me, and I
was so into him. And then on the third day,
(16:44):
he booked a flight and flew home. And at the time,
my girlfriends were like, I mean, that's a little bit
of a red flag. Why is he coming home? Why
can he not enjoy his holiday with his mates. You
haven't been dating for a year, You've been dating for
three weeks. And I was like, Oh, it's cause he
really likes me, and he did. But he was also
a controlling psychopath and he couldn't be away from me
(17:07):
because while he was in another country, he couldn't control
what I was doing, right, So it was a big
red flag. But I was so floating on cloud nine
and I just couldn't see.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
It, and well, and even if you go, well, yeah,
maybe he's a little bit controlling, but you know, but
that's kind of sweet. He's just that into me.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He just loves me. He's just that into me instead.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Of going you know what, this guy probably controls every woman.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Every woman. And if he can't go away and just
have a good time with his mates for a week,
that means I can't go away with my mates. Didn't
have a good time for a week when I love
my girlfriend time.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
You know, women have red flags as well.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Tell me about one you have you had any sure?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Okay? Crazy eyes? You know, crazy eyes, right, everyone knows
that's a thing.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So women have crazy eyes, some do the.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Crazy ones do? Yeah, if you've got the crazy in
your eyes. And I'm sure men have crazy eyes too sometimes,
but you can't hide that. The other one is the
way that they treat a waiter.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Oh yeah, that's a big one for me.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
If they're rude to a waiter or bar stuff or
anyone any Yeah, if they're rude to someone in front
of you, then yeah, that's no good, no good. And
any woman that owns a horse is what hard work?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Where did that come from?
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Those little those pony girls? You know they're going to
be high maintenance.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Oh they're high maintenance?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Are they horse owners? If i'm a wide berth? Okay,
you're welcome everyone. Chris, we've got five kids between us.
We both have two boys, five and seven. You've also
got a daughter, Charlie, who is nine. What time do
your kids go to bed? And well, I'll tell you.
(18:47):
I'm asking because I read that kids under ten need
nine to eleven hours of sleep a night.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, it's funny. It's a bit of a contentious issue
in our household at the moment. I've got one kid
who loves his bed. He loves sleep. It's my middle child, Bobby.
If you try and push him after seven thirty, he's
literally begging to go to bed. He hates staying up,
his head hits pillow, He's out within like forty seconds.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I wish that, wish all of my.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Kids were like that. My daughter insists that all her
friends stay up till ten thirty, which I'm calling bs on,
But she fights us every single night. She says that
she doesn't need to go to bed at seven thirty.
She needs some adult time in her house. She's nine,
so she gets to come downstairs for an extra hour,
(19:34):
and then we kind of say at eight thirty you
got to go upstairs. You're allowed to read for twenty minutes,
but you've got to be in bed at eight thirty.
She throws out every excuse under the sun. When it's
time to go, Can you walk me upstairs? I'm scared
of the dark. Can I get a glass of water?
You broke the hug first, Can I get Can I
get a kiss on both cheek?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
And then once they're even in bed, then they decide, oh,
I need another glass of water, I need a week,
anything to drag it out.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Feet hot, I've got an itchy bite. And then my
youngest son is probably the worst. He's my five year old.
I think I put him to bed most nights about
fourteen times. And I'm not just putting him into bed
and bouncing. I'm putting him into bed, reading him a story,
telling him a make believe story. We're singing songs, we're
cuddling good night darling.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
You stroke his hair.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
I stroke his hair like that, and then he's and
then I go downstairs, and then he's back out, and
then he's bound, and I can hear him. I can
hear his little bit of pattering feet coming down the
stairs and Ryan and I have to seize the paper,
rock off. Who has to go and put him back
to bed? By the time he finally gets to sleep,
it's like nine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
That's interesting that you and Ryan do like rock paper scissors,
like who puts the paper off? And whatever. I can
tell you the trick is a father. You just let
the kid choose. You go, Hey, who would you like
to put you back to bed? Mummy? Yeah, there you go,
say Georgie. That's they want. They want their mummy.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Every single night. My kids would choose me as well.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Have you tried any music? Do you do music?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
And everything? We've got classical music. I've played the Pooh song.
Our latest is they like spa music, you know, the
whale ejaculating noises. Yeah. But I always say to my kids,
you don't understand. You are so lucky, Like you're going
to grow up and when you are an adult, all
(21:18):
you're going to want to do is sleep.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I'm going to start listening to the music because I
played this one, the lullaby, I had a sick ill
play the one I play for Henry.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Oh mate, I'd be asleep within thirty seconds.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
That's what I do now, though, I'll like, I walk
out of the room with my phone still in my
pocket and I forget to turn it off, and I'm
walking around the house with this music. He's so zen,
still playing and I'm totally zen and I'm tiing up
the kitchen and doing everything, getting your house. Yeah, it's nice.
And children, I leave on the It's called baby Lullaby.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
That is really nice. I'm even feeling drowsy.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Now grown ups should listen to this as well. It's nice.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I feel Calma.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
It's beautiful. But yeah, all we want is sleep all
a kid that all they want to do is fight it.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
That's all they want to do is finish school and
so they can get jobs. And I was like, stay
in school, guys.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Stay as long as you can and go to play
Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yes always Chris.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
But Amy on Netflix Happy Gilmore Too dropped last weekend.
We were talking about it. I was humped. We revisited
the original with the kids and we went there. We
watched the sequel. Mixed responses.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I haven't watched it yet. Yes I am. It's been
a busy week, but I am dying to watch it.
Is it appropriate to watch with the kids?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Yeah, sure, yeah, Look, I mean you know, it's the
happy Emmy punches a few people and there's a few
swears and a few alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are his kids in it?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yes, he's real life daughters are on the movie. He's
taking nepotism to a new level. He's always put his
friends in the movies. Adam sad taking daughters. Now the
daughters are in as well.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
To be honest, I didn't even know he was married,
but that's cute. Is he still married?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah? I love Adams in the movie as well. He
puts her in everything.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
He's just really did you like it? Did?
Speaker 2 (23:10):
But look it's not. Some people are It's crap. What
were you thinking?
Speaker 1 (23:14):
What were you hoping expectations?
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Did you think it would be the Shawshank reception and
like a new modern classic?
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Yeah? No, I think if you've watched Happy Gilmore and
I'm glad I actually like revisited that movie. We watched
it in the school holidays, I actually would go in
with pretty low expectations thinking it was going to be
quite similar to that.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
The original Happy Gilmore isn't a good movie, it's just iconic.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's iconic and it's wait, funny, is Shoot McGavin in it?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Of course Shooter McGavin's in it. Yeah, I won't there's
a little spoiler about who Shooter mcgavern's a role in
the movie. You gotta watch it. But I loved who
Shooter is in the movie. It's got all the greatest hits,
it's got Ben Stiller as the bad guy, and it's
got everything the original had. And if you're a big
fan of the original, you'll laugh at the second one.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
I'm a big fan of Adam Standler.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
He's one of the nice guys. He is the people going, oh,
it was just dumb, And yeah, well the first one
was dumb too.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They probably hated the first one too.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, some other sequels coming up because Hollywood have officially
run out of ideas. Yeah, clearly nothing you hear legally
Blonde three?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Oh wow, wasn't a fan of the first two.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
We've got Avatar three coming out at the end of
the year. Trailers to drop for that. There'll be a
few more of those Freaky Friday, Lindsay Lohan, Did.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
You see Lohan? Yeah? I did. Lindsay Lohan And who's
the older Curtis, they switch bodies.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Yeah, Freaky a Friday coming out Bill and Ted. Remember
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey Keanu Reeves and the other one. Anyway,
that's coming back. My best friend's wedding, Julia Roberts doing
another one of that, my wife assures me. The big
one that ladies should be excited about is The Devil
Wears Prada. Oh yeah, they're making the new one, and
(25:00):
the paps have been they're asking our paparazzi ruining movies
because there's been pap shots of them shooting the movie
on the streets of New York. And my wife said
she's already seen a pap shot that gives away a
big plot element to it.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
Oh, like a new character.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I've got no idea. I tuned out by this point.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, so excited.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
What was the plot element of the Devil Wears part
to tell me.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Well, that's an exit at least there's one in there
that I'd be excited to watch.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So what would you like to see as far as sequels?
We said this last week. Obviously Billy Madison.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Yeah, I love to see a second at Billy Madison.
I'd love to see a pretty Woman's Sweet sequel.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Why was she's like a sixty year old hooker?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah? Well, I just want to know where their love
story went, you know, like it's an age old like
the rich billionaire sweeps prostituted off her feet and takes
her off and they live happily ever after. But did
they He.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Had some Epstein vibes in that movie, didn't he? Richard
Gear could play Jeffrey Epstein.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
He definitely did. What about Father of the Bride again,
we've spoken about.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
This, one of both one of our favorite movies. I
seriously it would be a big box office hit Grandfather
of the Bride and bring back Steve Martin and have
his grown up daughter Annie with a daughter of her
own getting married. But if Steve Martin's all a part
of it, that would be big. Have you could you
do the Martin short gay wedding planner now? Or would
that be offensive because he's sort of frank? Oh there
(26:24):
must be flowers?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Like?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Is that is that rude?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Now? Why? I feel like there would be a lot
of gay with.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
If they go, oh, he's not really gay. You need
an actual gay person playing, and you know how people are.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Ard?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Hello everyone, Hello, we're about the same age, but there
is an important number in between our ages. That number
is forty. Yeah, because I'm forty two and you are
thirty nine.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Yes, forty in March.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah, let me tell you a few things, young lady,
about turning forty. Well, i'll see if you're at this
age yet. Are you at the age yet where you
actually have an appreciation of a good pooh and go
and really go oh good and every day and just
some regularity And.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
No, because I've never had issues with my bound movements,
so I'm a once a day, every day poor.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I've never had massive issues with it. But I just
I guess it's just a newfound appreciation.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, I have heard this, but no, I'm not there yet.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
I've been improving my diet. I'm starting to basically look
after my health, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I've definitely noticed that I am trying to eat a
more balanced diet. I still eat my porthos and everything,
but if I know that I'm having a portos for lunch,
I'll have a healthier dinner. So I'm trying to balance
my diet. I am still trying to do some form
of exercise three times a week. As well.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm on the salt now as well, with the blood
pressure of salts is bad.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Also, No, I love salts.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Everyone salt drives blood pressure. Salt is like blood pressure up,
You'll have a stroke.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
I season everything within an inch of its life. Like
Brian's like, you need to cut back on the salt.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
So you mentioned balance the thing I'm starting my day with.
And I'm so late to the party on this, and
I'm kicking myself about why I haven't been doing this earlier.
I've started juicing or smoothiing the neutribol. Had the nutribullet
in the cupboard honestly four years. I reckon, it's been
in the cupboard. What you had one and you just
had one sitting in the cupboard and never used it
(28:18):
because I'm smoothies whatever. Oh my gosh, Oh they are
a game changer.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
We literally bought a neutrable on the Amazon Prime Day
and I reckon, We've used it almost every single day.
We buy the frozen fruit yep. So my kids love
like a more of a crushy, like an ice crush,
like a water We got a whole watermelon the other day,
cut it all up, added in watermelon, a little bit
of mint, a little bit of honey, ice cubes, bacadi.
(28:46):
That'll be for me on the weekend. I prefer it's
a really good breakfast smoothie. I can give you the recipe.
Put in like oats, banana, blueberries, honey, yogurt, Greek yogurt, almond, milk,
and ice, cheese, seeds, adding all the seeds.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
This is where I'm at. Okay, here we go. Because
you could put all this healthy crap, yes, that I
would never want to eat. Yeah, and you put it
all in this and you get it all in your
body in one hit. Yes, and it actually tastes fine.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
And that's how you can add in like spinach and stuff.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
That's what I'm in. Kale his mine. So I'm doing right, Kale.
I'm doing the frozen berries, which gives you the sweetness.
I'm doing kale. All the seeds are hemp seeds, cheer seeds,
flax seeds or flax meal. Turmeric. Oh yeah, apparently it's
great for you. He can't taste it, Okay, back in
the turmeric dash of vanilla.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Yeah, flavor essence. You should try some honey.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yep a carrot with all the ruffige.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Don't feel that some ginger if you're sick.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Oh, don't talk to me about ginger, ginger king Okay,
I put in so I put in like more than
like a golf ball.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
That's why you can't taste any That's why you can't
taste it exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Because I don't want to taste kale and shit. So
you put so much ginger you can't taste anything else.
You just getting all that goodness straightened your body.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Yeah, okay, I'm going to try the juice. Haven't yet
added kale.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
What about a raw egg?
Speaker 1 (30:11):
I've thrown in a raw egg?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
How weird do you reckon? You can get with it?
I mean, what's the weirdest stuff that people have put
in their nutrable?
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Do you think, oh, there'd be some weird ship I
reckon people would put in like sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yeah. Yeah, you need to boil it first up like.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Steam, make it all. It's how you can make baby pure.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Has anyone done a meat, any type of meat in
the neutrable?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Like what they do for like people who have had
like jaw surgery and stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
They drink their hamburger.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Yes, Like I know that some people in hospital when
they've had stuff or their teeth or anything like that.
They literally get like a steak and mashed potato and
gravy and they pure it. Are they doing it in
a neutrabulet? Probably not, but they blend it.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
What about fish, I mean, we've been trying to eat
more fish at home. They say seafood's very good for you.
Maybe I'm I'm not doing that in a drink tin
of anchovies. Ah, yuck with your milkshake.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Ruined it so ras
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