February 15, 2025 • 31 mins
Women go through hell for beauty, Amy finds a new way to make your lips great and tests it out on Chris!
Chris & Amy discuss "SKI" - Parents spending their kids inheritance.
Trump Watch, 2 incredible quotes from Donald this week got Chris & Amy talking.
A wife has employed her husband to be her PA... is that good or bad?
Facebook Mums Group is from a mum who claims her name for her unborn boy are perfect but the family aren't sure... what side do you think is right?
Dave "Hughesy" Hughes joins the show fresh out of the jungle on "I'm a celebrity.. get me out of here" which airs on Channel 10.
Amy's relationship with alcohol.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Chris Page in the yard in the morning. Good morning again, everybody,
welcome back, morning, We're back. I just saw an ad
on the TV here in the studio with Bridget Jones.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh my gosh, I'm dying to see.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you a Bridget Jones?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I love Bridget Jones and I love Renee and I've
actually I actually had some girlfriends that went to the
premiere of it and they just said it's better than
the original, like the first ones, and it's so much
better than they were anticipating.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
How many are there? There's been a couple I think,
didn't you have a baby?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
One?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
There was one where the baby wasn't there? No?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh, maybe there was I own I see here. I
am being like, I'm such a fan. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I don't know she had a baby. The only one
I know is the first one with Hugh Grant.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, and Renee Zelweger. She zel Weger. She looked a
little odd there for a little while. She went too
far with the work, remember, and she couldn't move her face.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She looked amazing at the premiere in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Recently, all these photos of her back and she looks
so mustly they must work out like relentlessly before all
these premieres because they have to like turn up looking
their absolute best.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What's their whole job right on a red carpet?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
So much maintenance, so much upkeep. But yes, I'm dying
to see the movie. I actually want to wait till
my mom comes up and go with her because she
loves her.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And you're watching Bridesmaids with your daughter during the week
as well. I mean that's completely inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I turned it on and obviously the first scene is
there's a mad.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, so I've just fast forwarded it. Charlie didn't miss
a beat. She was like, ah, what are they?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Are they? What are they doing? They having sex? And
I was like, no, they were lying in bed talking.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Don't they get a stomach bug or something? And they
all their parents.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She'd gone to bed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Stage, right. Well, see that's probably more nine year.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Old, probably more appropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It must have made.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I've got the double standards on that. Like a movie
where a bunch of blokes or pooh, their auntie. Oh,
that's hilarious, But when the women do it, you get
that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's really funny that I know. But I'm just being honest.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
With you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, great, Yeah, I'm not a misogynist. I'm just saying
there are double standards.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I feel like women can pool their pants.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Too, apparently, So okay.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In and out of movies, my lips look any different?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Your lips? No?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
My husband came home and.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Was like, have you your lips done? And I said, no,
what are you talking about. I've been in the pool with.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
The kids and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Anyway, I've got this lip loss and it's called lip injection.
It's two faced lip injection. I'm going to put someone
on your lips. But I just want to tell you
that the extreme lengths that us women are going to
now in order to uphold a certain level of beauty.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Right, yeah, good, pain is beauty.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I had?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Actually, what did you trim? Not your face because it's
got hair every where?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, cleaned up?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, good to shower. So had a shower.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Shower.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't need to brag, but I've showered.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You've done the bare minimum. I had a girlfriend last week.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She was talking to me. She was raving on about
this new treatment that she's had done.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It was like all these injections around her eyes, and
I was like, what is it? No, so there's botox,
and that in itself is wild.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Like I get botox. I'm not going to lie here.
I'm almost forty. Everyone should be getting botox. Not everyone.
People like to go natural, But I'm all for its.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Kids in Africa who are probably not worrying.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, that's right, kids. Kids don't worry about it period.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But botox is one thing and that just makes you
look a bit more awake and fresh and whatnot. But
it is like when you deep dive into it, it's
actually a poison, Like it's a yeah, can if it's
not injected properly, like, it can cause severe day.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So you get botox like under the eye.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You can get it in your foreheads.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Under the eyes.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's for fine lines, so it basically freezes your muscle.
So see how I can move my forehead and I've
got lines there. When I've had botox, I can't move
my eyebrows up like that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Why you just always looks surprised, well, or.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Like if you're an angry person and you get botox,
you'll be like, oh, I'm furious at you, and you're like,
you look happy because you can't show any expression on
your face.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So what if your girlfriend's got injected?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So my girlfriend, no, she got this thing called redurant.
It's salmon sperm. It's derived from salmon sperm.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So you know those fish in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I don't know where they're ejaculating, but they're ejaculating somewhere,
maybe into a cup, who knows. And scientists are deriving
stuff from their sperm.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't even know what that means either, and then they're.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Injecting it into women's faces.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
This is why we don't have a cure for cancer
because scientists busy off salmon.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And going what can we use this for?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But how hot do forty year old women look?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Women are getting hotter as they get older, So thank
you scientists, I mean, do a little like dabble also
in the cancer research as well.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
But there's you know, there's benefits to that.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Men are having to age gracefully and women are just
getting hotter. There's also this new trend at the moment
where people are rubbing beef tallow on their face.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Is fat.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
It's just basically beef fat, because you know, like the
Earth Mothers. They want a birth in the rainforest and bimbi.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To avoid medical intervention.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
All that kind of staff are left, and they also
want all natural ingredients. So people are now resorting to
rubbing beef fat on their face. And it's just the
amount of shit that's out there is wild. I kind
of to what I know, but I want you. I
want to see if this does anything, because you've got
kind of paper thin lips.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
This is a two faced lip injector gloss. It's got
crushed chilis all throughout it. I wear it all the time.
It does nothing to my lips, but I'm gonna put
it on yours. Stop licking them because I don't want
your germs. I'm coming over.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I've never thought about what my lips are like.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The men have like different types of lips.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This color is called soul mate.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh God, soul mate.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Stop talking.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Mm it's great.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Ado.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We should do this more on a a visual gag
that happens in silence.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I mean, it's classic.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I want to see. I want to see what. Don't
lick your lips?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh they're tingling.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, so they're tingling.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeap, don't lick them, because otherwise it will go on
your tongue.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So I just want to see in like a couple.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Of minutes time. Let's check back in in two minutes,
three minutes. If you have plumped up lips, Georgie is
going to be like, what on it has happened to you?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Come home? You're looking like you've been looking up with
some chicken.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, the legendary. So I want to follow my sword again.
I feel like I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
A lot lately.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know, I went for fellow my sword about the
maths comment about Tim and defending him and he's a
dick anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Last year, when.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
We've been wrong a lot lately, well, no.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm not wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I'm just saying that I'm changing my opinion on something.
Last year, we spoke about this thing that's happening called
ski where parents spend kids inheritance. So I think there's these.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Boomers that have, you know, done some videos and.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
They've gone viral and they're like, we're not you know,
saving up our money to support our kids, We're spending
our kids' inheritance and went viral.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So they're over in Santorini.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
With hashtag ski ski something like that and swinging something
like that.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Anyway, I came out and I said, no, I think
that's right.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think as a mum myself, you sacrifice so much
and you give so much, and you spend all of
your money on your kids growing up through through their
childhood and I'm sure adolescents and everything like that. Why
shouldn't parents, once the kids have left the nest, why
shouldn't they spend their hard earned cash.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Right for the record, when you first brought this up,
I disagreed with you.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You said, I said that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
If my parents spend all of their inheritance selfishly, that
will determine what type of home I put them in
when they're You said you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You said you'd put them in an acid bath.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I did not say acid bath. I said kerosine bath.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yea, it is better.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Actually, is that petrol?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, but it's what they do in the cheap nursing
homes kerosene bus acid acid.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They'll just melt away, gotcha, Okay, I'm on the same pay. No,
I'm not. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Anyway, If my parents, my mom and dad, spent all
of the money that could go to my mortgage, they
are going into the nursing home where the dodgy nurses
that don't speak English slap.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Them around and listen, I have changed my tune, not
to that extent. I wouldn't put my parents in a
dodgy nursing home where they get slapped around.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're an asshole.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
But what I'm realizing now is that my parents they
not only have they moved two and a half hours
away from me, so there is no help, what's weather, They.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Got sick of the baby city.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
There's multiple grandchildren now, so they've just pissed off down
the coast.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
They're nowhere to be found.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And normally they do a little trip over to the
UK my mummy's English.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They take off.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
During winter so they can avoid it in Australia and
they spend I don't know, two months overseas. But now
what they're doing is either side of that, They're like,
they're off to Alaska and then they come back and
they're going over to bloody Switzerland as well.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And what I'm realizing now is.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
They are.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Their inheritance. Do I think that they shouldn't be traveling
and living their life.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think there should be a balance. I think yes,
I think I want them to I want them to
go on holiday.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You want them to go to Port Macquarie.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I want them to go to Sorry for a week.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, not not Alaska. What's in Alaska?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's right, penguins and stuff. It's it's an experience that
they're after. But that's their third trip in a year.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
They're they're not available for babysitting, and now they're they're
going to leave us with nothing, Like I just feel
a little bit hard done by.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You've got two brothers, right, you're one of three. Yeah,
I'm one of three as well. Yeah, mine, but my
wife is an only child.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Also, everything's going to her.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So that's I'm watching her parents and they're spending. I'm
keeping an eye on that because you're a bit vocal
and she's getting one hundred percent. We're getting one hundred
percent getting when they carget.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So they've got to Yeah, so they've got to rein
it in.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm just telling them, you could have got that at Aldi, Like, yeah,
you know you've got you've got the palm olive.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Soap from but you know there's the non brand stuff
at Aldi.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
The black and gold. Yeah, yeah, I look, I'm all
about a balance. I just feel like mum and dad.
If you're listening, maybe reined in a bit.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You know, all times are tough these days, inflation, interest rates.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We're dying young people, Hey boomers, all of you.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Could you rein it in your investment property?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's what they have, and they're I reckon. My mom
and dad's house was seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And they go kids these days, and a ye house
costs seventy grand.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's got a garage to rent, costs now to buy?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, yard now, last microphone.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
We were talking about menopause a lot last week, and
I made the point that I never want to hear
about menopause again. But I said, well, I'm the lad
to talk about Trump, so you should menopause. But our
boss said you should talk about Trump. So went, well,
all right, you're the boss on your dB.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Is this going to be your favorite?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Say?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
We've got a Trump segment about what he's been up
to during the week.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Well, I took two tests cognitive. We are very very
close to World War three.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
And Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment. God bless
Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh my god, that Donald approves. He approves the segment. Yeah,
just some of his great work during the week. He's
been in power three weeks and he's achieved more than
Joe Biden did in four years.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
His tweets and the way he conducts himself, they kind
of remind me of someone in an office environment, right,
like the way he carries a businessman.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, no, he's a.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Man of actually immature and he just says a lot
of things that you just would never think a president
of a country, essentially, someone so powerful.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Someone with his finger on the nuclear button.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Correct, He's making all the caddy comments.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And he was into Taylor's with to see after the
super Bowl because she.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Got no I don't say that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
He was on the big screen and got cheered and
she was on the big screen and got so he
sent out like a tweet or his version of a
tweet about that same going on, poor Taylor getting booed
Magara ruthless, and he loved that. Anyway, Let's get into
what Trump's been up to this week, because I want
to highlight what he said about Prince Harry.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Because it's echoed what a lot of people think.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Prince Harry, who is a moron and left the royal family.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Left the Royal family where I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I wouldn't want to be part of the royal family.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But if you're in the royal family, you get to
ring a bell and someone comes into the room and
goes yes, and you say I want this, and that
person goes out and gets that thing whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, okay, I still don't think i'd want to be
part of the family.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So Harry moved to La with Megan.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Megan, but the big issue was Trump's deporting all the illegals. Well,
Harry's a British but he's not illegal. Well, I mean,
he didn't sneak over the El Grando River in Texas,
but he's not American. So Trump was asked, will he
deport Harry. This is what Trump said about whether or
(15:25):
not he will deport Harry.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I don't want to do that. I'll leave him alone.
He's got enough problems with his wife. It's just terrible.
I think poor Harry is being led around by the nose.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He's got enough problems with his wife.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
She's terrible.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
That is just like spot off, even just speaking on
somebody else's marriage and then just putting it out to
the world.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He has no shame.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I know you love it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
We need we need leadership like that in Australia. Albow
could do it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, Yeah, he's got enough trouble in. Hugh's wife was
Elbow all right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Trump's greatest policy yet he's getting rid of paper straws.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Aye, come on, this is the best thing he's done.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
This is an executive order relating to the use of
paper straws.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Nobody really likes paper straw.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Number one trending. Can you believe it? A paper show
is number one trending for three days. We're going back
to plastics shows. These things don't work. I've had him
many times and on occasion they break, they explode if
something's hot. They don't last very long, like a matter
of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It's a ridiculous situation.
(16:41):
So we're going back to plastic straws. I think it's okay.
And I don't think that plastics going to affect a
shark very much as they're munching their way through the ocean.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Wow, it's a ridiculous situation.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
And listen, haven't you thought that when you're in the movie.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I hate paper, Big.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
One Leader, frozen coke and anything straw just dissolving.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I had an iced coffee this morning and I didn't
even get halfway through it and the straw snapped in half.
I get it, but I still think it's a step
in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Really, Yes, you're worried about the environment.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Well, yes, I know. But also he's doing that in America.
He's not doing that in Australia.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
We need that type of leadership in Australia. That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I was chatting to a girlfriend during the week and
I feel like she has well and truly unlocked the
secret to happiness.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Now, I don't think every woman is going to be
able to do this.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I think she is in a position of I want
to say power.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
She's privileged.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
No, she's not privileged. She's a really, really hard worker.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
She's got her own and she's got three children and
they really want to have.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
A fourth child.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And if she's listening, she'll know who this is. But
she doesn't have a lot of help, right, and so
she's come up with this idea that her husband is
very hands on and he is a fantastic dad.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
He is. He just wants to be there for his kids.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
He wants to be an active part in their life
and play a huge role in it. And she's come
up with this idea to basically employ him as her pa,
right and no, and so that he can stay at
home and be more present and active with the kids.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
She employs him.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, yes, but like she's not his boss or anything
like that.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
It's well, she is, essentially, but it's also keeping the
money in the family, which is another tick and another win.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You know what, they're all our boss, Like, I mean,
he's she's put it, she's made it official. But like
every man knows that you're the boss anyway for making
it official.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yes, correct, And he gets an allowance, does he?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, he doesn't get it. It's not like that.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I'm sure they have joint accounts or anything. But what
it means is that she has an extra set of hands.
It's like every woman's fantasy to have an extra set
of hands at home so that the responsibility over kids
is shared.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
And I, for one, I am just applauding. I am
so he doesn't want.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Umping, I'm well, I beg your pardon. Staying at home
with three children.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Job. Ever, it's what I do.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You don't do much I do, do you?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yes, this is me you're describing me.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I just don't get my wife earns the big mask
and goes off and does a fancy job. Yes, Amma, Mia,
I come in here and tool around with you on
the weekend on kiss But during the week I'm the
man at home. Yes, I'm not getting paid.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Well, she's done it right and unlucky for you, you
get an allowance then.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, But like I'm a cuck and I get that,
and I like the cuck life, do you Yes? I
like hanging out the washing listening to nice music and
doing the dishes and going, oh, you know what, I'll
save some electricity today. I won't run the dish washer.
I'm going to do the dishes.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, seriously, that's how sad my life is.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
But her kids are a little bit different because they're
a bit younger, so there are some that are still
at home. I just feel like women do so much
and they sacrifice so much. Don't roll your eyes, and
they're constantly putting their bodies through the ringer. And she
is making a stance on ensuring that raising children is
(20:55):
a shared responsibility in her household.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
By paying him a salary.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
And guess what, it's basically like, I don't want to
say having a nanny, but like she basically has help
every single days.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
What's the salary?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't know. I'm not crying like that, but I
just think she has nailed life. I am jealous.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I'm clapping and I'm applauding her from the sidelines, and
I'm jealous. I said to Ryan, I was like, hey,
would you consider, you.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Know, staying at home a couple of days?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And He's like, no, Well, what if like if we
got a good shift on kiss a good shift, Like, yeah,
we're on the weekend, so there's no money on the weekend.
But if we got like a Monday to Friday, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Well we're definitely not getting breakfast anytime.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Well, we know Colin Jack are locked in.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
What if we got like a will and Woody shift
and you like running lots of money, would you pay
Ryan to quit his job?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I mean I would absolutely offer him that opportunity.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I don't know, it's a.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Good opportunity to Ryan, This will be good for your development.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, he's not as like chilled out and his hands
on as my friend's husband. My friend's husband like actively
wants to be a really hands on dad. I think
Ryan's his fuse is too short.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I reckon, she's getting ripped off.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
This guy sounds like a cock, and he would have
done it for free anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Sounds like, well, yeah, you know, he probably would have
done it for free.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
But I feel like this is a win win.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
For by the way, being called a loving father, Yeah,
that's exactly, which is like quite normal and nice.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's really nice thing.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
We have to give it a name.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Well, you've given it a name. Cock self depreciating.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Anyway, I really I am a cock.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You're a great dad.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I do the dishes to save electricity rather.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I mean, that's a bit, that's boomer behavior.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Chris, it's that time of the week.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
We have a look at what you gals have been
gathering about in the Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Let's check it out. What's the big issue in the
Facebook mums groups.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, I've got a lovely mom here. She's written in saying, Hi,
lovely moms. I'm I'm in need of some advice. I'm
due to have my baby in a month, and I've
got two names that I'm absolutely in love with Denham
and Arson what kind of sneakily like Alpha too? I
think they're all unique and strong. But I'm really struggling
(23:20):
to get my family and husband on board. I mean,
I can't imagine why everyone hates the names, but I
know it's ultimately my decision. Am I in the minority
that these are incredible names?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, I would have loved a unique name, but all
I got was Laura boring. I won't let that happen
to my boy. What should I do?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, you weren't gonna call a boy Laura? Well, no, start,
so she knows it's a boy.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
She knows it's a boy, and she likes the name Denham,
Arson or Alpha.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Does it say how Denham is spelt?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, like Denim, genes.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Like de n I am, yeah Denham.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I mean I've never heard of a baby or anyone
in that fact called Denim. So you're ticking the box
with unique there. Do I think it's a good name?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I mean Arson, I just think that's like a crime.
That is, like, you know, a crime, right, Arseny?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What is it when you're addicted to lighting fires? You're
not a kleptomaniac?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
That's stealing arsonist is.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
That what it is? I feel like there's a better
name anyway.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
They're probably Arson for me is a hard No.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Alpha feels like it could be a little bit like
you kind of peacocking that the expectation.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Well, if you're a male and your name is Alpha
and you grew up to be a beta cock, then.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Right, You're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's messed up, Like you're going to grow up to
be an Andrew Tate Alpha because you're trying too hard.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, Andrew Tate should have been called Alpha because that's
what he thinks he is.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Look, I think this mum, obviously she wants a unique
and a strong name. Do I think any of those
three are it? Probably not. I also think that whilst
I do believe a woman has a big plot part
and a big naming.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
The babe, you carry the baby, but you get like
more of a vote, you get fifty one, you're a
fifty percent shareholder.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Listen, I'm more of a seventy thirty to be honest.
But if my husband absolutely hated a name, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Everyone gets veto right?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You can say no correct.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I think it's just linking back, like if you've had
experienced some sort of relationship with a certain person, maybe
it's a bully at your school, or somebody you've been
dating broken up with it gets tainted, or like your
dog's called a.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Certain My first girlfriend's name was Louise. And let me
tell you, every second woman has Louise as a middle name.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
My middle name is Amy, Louise, Amy Lewis.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's my wife's middle name. It's my Everyone has Louise
is a middle name.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, and you go Everywhereise, morning Louise.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Morning Louise.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Anyway, So to answer this poor lady's question, have we helped?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I don't think we have. But I think I would
go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, Denham and Arson.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
If you had to pick out of Denham, Arsen or Alpha,
what would you pick.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Denham it's the least destructive. Arson and Alpha are both.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'd go with Denim, but I'd maybe go again, drop
back to the drawing board.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Denham. What's the guy's name on Channel line?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Denham? Hitchcock, Denham.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
He's just gonna get called den for sure.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
With that.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, Okay, cool, big issue.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Chris Happy Sunday fresh.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
You look, I am fresher than your average.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You're not hungover this smiking.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Actually, you know why?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Why?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Because last year my GP, I had all my bloodson
and my GP.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He said to me, everything's fine, your iron's low. But
I mean it's like yeah. But he was like, there's a.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Liver component that is extraordinarily high. And I said, and
I've known about this, and I said, oh, yeah, it's
a genetic thing. Apparently my mum has it, my uncle
has it, my grandpa has it. And he goes, hmmm,
because it's the one that basically tells me.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Whether or not you're awn alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, I say that, yeah, it's alcoholism mine.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Well, no, it's actually there's all these different liver tests,
and the one that in our family is always through
the roof basically tells.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Your GP that you are an alcoholic. And he goes,
how often are you drinking? And I said, oh, every morning?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
No, not every morning, I have a couple of during
the weekend or something, maybe one with dinner during the
week And he goes, okay, so on the weekend, how
many like ten twenty And I said, oh my gosh, no,
like three or four maybe and he goes home, Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I may have lied.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Do you know what I used to always do when
I was drinking a lot? Like the doctor would say
how many drinks are you having a week? I'd always
harve it and tell them and they still look disgusted.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So's where you only forty? Only forty which.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Was really eighty. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Well, anyway, my doctor was like, okay, listen, I do know.
I have heard that there are genetic conditions and it
could be a fatty liver build up or whatever, but
I need you to go for a liver ultrasound. And
I said, okay, cool, you go stop drinking for a
month first, and I said, oh so then I left it,
and of course then it rolled into December and he
followed me up, where's your liver ultrasound?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I said, oh, sorry, it's the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
It's a silly season, buddy. You ain't getting even four
days sober from me.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
And now it's February and he is like, Amy, I
am not going to ask you again. I need you.
It's gone from a month he's gone.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
And then he goes, all right, give me two weeks
off the booze.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And then I said, in January I can't. It's school holidays.
I just can't. And so now we're in January. He's
dropped it now to a.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Week now your February, and he said, okay, just give
me a week off the booze and get your damn
ultrasound done.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
How many days are you opportunity.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Five days, so I
can hold out Monday Tuesday. You know what, I'm going
to go above and beyond. I'm going to overachieve you.
I'm going to hold out till next Thursday. I've got
a date night with Ryan. I'll probably have a wine.
I'll get my ultrasound. Okay, my ultra sound done on Thursday,
(29:38):
and then hopefully we'll find out that I've just got
this genetic condition and that I'm actually not in liver failure.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I reckon you'll notice in the coming week how hard
it is. And I can speak to this as an
alcohol are recovering alcoholic and an addict.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, great time to slow your words, great time drinking
I have.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But it's everywhere, and you notice it when you're going
around the ads, bus shelters on the side, like you're
just sitting in traffic and oh, there's the bottle of
gray Goose on the back of the bus, and.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, can I say something my girlfriend? She said, Oh,
I've done a whole month off alcohol. She feels great.
She's like my patient levels, my skin, I've got more
energy this that. And I was like, oh, that's so good.
And I said, but what do you do when you
go like social things? And she goes, oh, no, I
didn't go out.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So she was like, I can't go out, and she said,
my first night back out is this weekend. I've got
a fortieth and I'll be drinking.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah. So it's like it's so hard.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, socializing is the really hard bit. And when I,
you know, get these really long sober stretches up and
the I must admit, the bottom just kicks in in
that dick.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Should you go?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I just want to have you tried blowout?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Have you tried the alcohol free stuff?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Is it like a placebo effect? Can I have a
place ebo?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Not really, It sort of defeats the purpose of it because,
you know, to be honest, you know, I was never
really drinking for the taste of it.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
You're a bit different to me, you were just cheating
to get blackout, whereas I like the taste, I like
complimenting a meal with a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Do a few weeks, you'll you'll be amazed at your
mental clarity.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, okay, it's really good.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Good.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
And your liver, the liver heels up. The liver is
an amazing organ, does it. The liver just regenerates and
heels You can do. You can give your.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Liver a real thrash and it would forgive me.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
And it fixes itself.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Like my liver now having not dragon ages, is now
back to one hundred percent, even after the absolute hammering.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I gave it carnage that you put it through.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
But your brain, if you damage that, that's permanent.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Good.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You never get the brain cells back, So go easy, Chris,
your ard
Chris Page in the yard in the morning. Good morning again, everybody,
welcome back, morning, We're back. I just saw an ad
on the TV here in the studio with Bridget Jones.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh my gosh, I'm dying to see.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you a Bridget Jones?
Speaker 4 (00:19):
I love Bridget Jones and I love Renee and I've
actually I actually had some girlfriends that went to the
premiere of it and they just said it's better than
the original, like the first ones, and it's so much
better than they were anticipating.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
How many are there? There's been a couple I think,
didn't you have a baby?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
One?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
There was one where the baby wasn't there? No?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Oh, maybe there was I own I see here. I
am being like, I'm such a fan. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
I don't know she had a baby. The only one
I know is the first one with Hugh Grant.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yeah, and Renee Zelweger. She zel Weger. She looked a
little odd there for a little while. She went too
far with the work, remember, and she couldn't move her face.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She looked amazing at the premiere in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Recently, all these photos of her back and she looks
so mustly they must work out like relentlessly before all
these premieres because they have to like turn up looking
their absolute best.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
What's their whole job right on a red carpet?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
So much maintenance, so much upkeep. But yes, I'm dying
to see the movie. I actually want to wait till
my mom comes up and go with her because she
loves her.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
And you're watching Bridesmaids with your daughter during the week
as well. I mean that's completely inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I turned it on and obviously the first scene is
there's a mad.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Yeah, so I've just fast forwarded it. Charlie didn't miss
a beat. She was like, ah, what are they?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Are they? What are they doing? They having sex? And
I was like, no, they were lying in bed talking.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Don't they get a stomach bug or something? And they
all their parents.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
She'd gone to bed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Stage, right. Well, see that's probably more nine year.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Old, probably more appropriate.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
It must have made.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I've got the double standards on that. Like a movie
where a bunch of blokes or pooh, their auntie. Oh,
that's hilarious, But when the women do it, you get
that's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's really funny that I know. But I'm just being honest.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
With you.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Okay, great, Yeah, I'm not a misogynist. I'm just saying
there are double standards.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I feel like women can pool their pants.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Too, apparently, So okay.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In and out of movies, my lips look any different?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Your lips? No?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I was yesterday.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
My husband came home and.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Was like, have you your lips done? And I said, no,
what are you talking about. I've been in the pool with.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
The kids and blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Anyway, I've got this lip loss and it's called lip injection.
It's two faced lip injection. I'm going to put someone
on your lips. But I just want to tell you
that the extreme lengths that us women are going to
now in order to uphold a certain level of beauty.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Right, yeah, good, pain is beauty.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Well what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
I had?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Actually, what did you trim? Not your face because it's
got hair every where?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, cleaned up?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, good to shower. So had a shower.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Shower.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
I don't need to brag, but I've showered.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
You've done the bare minimum. I had a girlfriend last week.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She was talking to me. She was raving on about
this new treatment that she's had done.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
It was like all these injections around her eyes, and
I was like, what is it? No, so there's botox,
and that in itself is wild.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Like I get botox. I'm not going to lie here.
I'm almost forty. Everyone should be getting botox. Not everyone.
People like to go natural, But I'm all for its.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Kids in Africa who are probably not worrying.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, that's right, kids. Kids don't worry about it period.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But botox is one thing and that just makes you
look a bit more awake and fresh and whatnot. But
it is like when you deep dive into it, it's
actually a poison, Like it's a yeah, can if it's
not injected properly, like, it can cause severe day.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So you get botox like under the eye.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
You can get it in your foreheads.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Under the eyes.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It's for fine lines, so it basically freezes your muscle.
So see how I can move my forehead and I've
got lines there. When I've had botox, I can't move
my eyebrows up like that.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Why you just always looks surprised, well, or.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Like if you're an angry person and you get botox,
you'll be like, oh, I'm furious at you, and you're like,
you look happy because you can't show any expression on
your face.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
So what if your girlfriend's got injected?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
So my girlfriend, no, she got this thing called redurant.
It's salmon sperm. It's derived from salmon sperm.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So you know those fish in the ocean.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I don't know where they're ejaculating, but they're ejaculating somewhere,
maybe into a cup, who knows. And scientists are deriving
stuff from their sperm.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I don't even know what that means either, and then they're.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Injecting it into women's faces.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
This is why we don't have a cure for cancer
because scientists busy off salmon.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
And going what can we use this for?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
But how hot do forty year old women look?
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Women are getting hotter as they get older, So thank
you scientists, I mean, do a little like dabble also
in the cancer research as well.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
But there's you know, there's benefits to that.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Men are having to age gracefully and women are just
getting hotter. There's also this new trend at the moment
where people are rubbing beef tallow on their face.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Is fat.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
It's just basically beef fat, because you know, like the
Earth Mothers. They want a birth in the rainforest and bimbi.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
To avoid medical intervention.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
All that kind of staff are left, and they also
want all natural ingredients. So people are now resorting to
rubbing beef fat on their face. And it's just the
amount of shit that's out there is wild. I kind
of to what I know, but I want you. I
want to see if this does anything, because you've got
kind of paper thin lips.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Right.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
This is a two faced lip injector gloss. It's got
crushed chilis all throughout it. I wear it all the time.
It does nothing to my lips, but I'm gonna put
it on yours. Stop licking them because I don't want
your germs. I'm coming over.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
I've never thought about what my lips are like.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
The men have like different types of lips.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
This color is called soul mate.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Oh God, soul mate.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Stop talking.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Mm it's great.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
Ado.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Let's see.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
We should do this more on a a visual gag
that happens in silence.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
I mean, it's classic.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I want to see. I want to see what. Don't
lick your lips?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Oh they're tingling.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah, so they're tingling.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeap, don't lick them, because otherwise it will go on
your tongue.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
So I just want to see in like a couple.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Of minutes time. Let's check back in in two minutes,
three minutes. If you have plumped up lips, Georgie is
going to be like, what on it has happened to you?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Come home? You're looking like you've been looking up with
some chicken.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
Yeah, the legendary. So I want to follow my sword again.
I feel like I'm doing this.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
A lot lately.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know, I went for fellow my sword about the
maths comment about Tim and defending him and he's a
dick anyway.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Last year, when.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
We've been wrong a lot lately, well, no.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm not wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
I'm just saying that I'm changing my opinion on something.
Last year, we spoke about this thing that's happening called
ski where parents spend kids inheritance. So I think there's these.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Boomers that have, you know, done some videos and.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
They've gone viral and they're like, we're not you know,
saving up our money to support our kids, We're spending
our kids' inheritance and went viral.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
So they're over in Santorini.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
With hashtag ski ski something like that and swinging something
like that.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Anyway, I came out and I said, no, I think
that's right.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I think as a mum myself, you sacrifice so much
and you give so much, and you spend all of
your money on your kids growing up through through their
childhood and I'm sure adolescents and everything like that. Why
shouldn't parents, once the kids have left the nest, why
shouldn't they spend their hard earned cash.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Right for the record, when you first brought this up,
I disagreed with you.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
You said, I said that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
If my parents spend all of their inheritance selfishly, that
will determine what type of home I put them in
when they're You said you.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
You said you'd put them in an acid bath.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, I did not say acid bath. I said kerosine bath.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Yea, it is better.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Actually, is that petrol?
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Yeah, but it's what they do in the cheap nursing
homes kerosene bus acid acid.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They'll just melt away, gotcha, Okay, I'm on the same pay. No,
I'm not. That's what I thought.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Anyway, If my parents, my mom and dad, spent all
of the money that could go to my mortgage, they
are going into the nursing home where the dodgy nurses
that don't speak English slap.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
Them around and listen, I have changed my tune, not
to that extent. I wouldn't put my parents in a
dodgy nursing home where they get slapped around.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
You're an asshole.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
But what I'm realizing now is that my parents they
not only have they moved two and a half hours
away from me, so there is no help, what's weather, They.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Got sick of the baby city.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
There's multiple grandchildren now, so they've just pissed off down
the coast.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
They're nowhere to be found.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
And normally they do a little trip over to the
UK my mummy's English.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
They take off.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
During winter so they can avoid it in Australia and
they spend I don't know, two months overseas. But now
what they're doing is either side of that, They're like,
they're off to Alaska and then they come back and
they're going over to bloody Switzerland as well.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And what I'm realizing now is.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
They are.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Their inheritance. Do I think that they shouldn't be traveling
and living their life.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I think there should be a balance. I think yes,
I think I want them to I want them to
go on holiday.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
You want them to go to Port Macquarie.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
I want them to go to Sorry for a week.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, not not Alaska. What's in Alaska?
Speaker 2 (10:54):
That's right, penguins and stuff. It's it's an experience that
they're after. But that's their third trip in a year.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
They're they're not available for babysitting, and now they're they're
going to leave us with nothing, Like I just feel
a little bit hard done by.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
You've got two brothers, right, you're one of three. Yeah,
I'm one of three as well. Yeah, mine, but my
wife is an only child.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Also, everything's going to her.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
So that's I'm watching her parents and they're spending. I'm
keeping an eye on that because you're a bit vocal
and she's getting one hundred percent. We're getting one hundred
percent getting when they carget.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So they've got to Yeah, so they've got to rein
it in.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
I'm just telling them, you could have got that at Aldi, Like, yeah,
you know you've got you've got the palm olive.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Soap from but you know there's the non brand stuff
at Aldi.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
The black and gold. Yeah, yeah, I look, I'm all
about a balance. I just feel like mum and dad.
If you're listening, maybe reined in a bit.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
You know, all times are tough these days, inflation, interest rates.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We're dying young people, Hey boomers, all of you.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Could you rein it in your investment property?
Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's what they have, and they're I reckon. My mom
and dad's house was seventy thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
And they go kids these days, and a ye house
costs seventy grand.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Shut up.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It's got a garage to rent, costs now to buy?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, yard now, last microphone.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
We were talking about menopause a lot last week, and
I made the point that I never want to hear
about menopause again. But I said, well, I'm the lad
to talk about Trump, so you should menopause. But our
boss said you should talk about Trump. So went, well,
all right, you're the boss on your dB.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Is this going to be your favorite?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Say?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
We've got a Trump segment about what he's been up
to during the week.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Well, I took two tests cognitive. We are very very
close to World War three.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
And Donald Trump and I endorsed this segment. God bless
Chris Page and Amy Gerard.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Oh my god, that Donald approves. He approves the segment. Yeah,
just some of his great work during the week. He's
been in power three weeks and he's achieved more than
Joe Biden did in four years.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
His tweets and the way he conducts himself, they kind
of remind me of someone in an office environment, right,
like the way he carries a businessman.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, no, he's a.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Man of actually immature and he just says a lot
of things that you just would never think a president
of a country, essentially, someone so powerful.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
Someone with his finger on the nuclear button.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
Correct, He's making all the caddy comments.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
And he was into Taylor's with to see after the
super Bowl because she.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Got no I don't say that.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
He was on the big screen and got cheered and
she was on the big screen and got so he
sent out like a tweet or his version of a
tweet about that same going on, poor Taylor getting booed
Magara ruthless, and he loved that. Anyway, Let's get into
what Trump's been up to this week, because I want
to highlight what he said about Prince Harry.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Because it's echoed what a lot of people think.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Prince Harry, who is a moron and left the royal family.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Left the Royal family where I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
I wouldn't want to be part of the royal family.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
But if you're in the royal family, you get to
ring a bell and someone comes into the room and
goes yes, and you say I want this, and that
person goes out and gets that thing whatever it is.
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, okay, I still don't think i'd want to be
part of the family.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
So Harry moved to La with Megan.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Megan, but the big issue was Trump's deporting all the illegals. Well,
Harry's a British but he's not illegal. Well, I mean,
he didn't sneak over the El Grando River in Texas,
but he's not American. So Trump was asked, will he
deport Harry. This is what Trump said about whether or
(15:25):
not he will deport Harry.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
I don't want to do that. I'll leave him alone.
He's got enough problems with his wife. It's just terrible.
I think poor Harry is being led around by the nose.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
He's got enough problems with his wife.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
She's terrible.
Speaker 4 (15:40):
That is just like spot off, even just speaking on
somebody else's marriage and then just putting it out to
the world.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Love it.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
He has no shame.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I know you love it.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
We need we need leadership like that in Australia. Albow
could do it.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I did it.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, Yeah, he's got enough trouble in. Hugh's wife was
Elbow all right.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Trump's greatest policy yet he's getting rid of paper straws.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Aye, come on, this is the best thing he's done.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
This is an executive order relating to the use of
paper straws.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Nobody really likes paper straw.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Number one trending. Can you believe it? A paper show
is number one trending for three days. We're going back
to plastics shows. These things don't work. I've had him
many times and on occasion they break, they explode if
something's hot. They don't last very long, like a matter
of minutes, sometimes a matter of seconds. It's a ridiculous situation.
(16:41):
So we're going back to plastic straws. I think it's okay.
And I don't think that plastics going to affect a
shark very much as they're munching their way through the ocean.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Wow, it's a ridiculous situation.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
And listen, haven't you thought that when you're in the movie.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
I hate paper, Big.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
One Leader, frozen coke and anything straw just dissolving.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
I had an iced coffee this morning and I didn't
even get halfway through it and the straw snapped in half.
I get it, but I still think it's a step
in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Really, Yes, you're worried about the environment.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Well, yes, I know. But also he's doing that in America.
He's not doing that in Australia.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
We need that type of leadership in Australia. That's what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I was chatting to a girlfriend during the week and
I feel like she has well and truly unlocked the
secret to happiness.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Now, I don't think every woman is going to be
able to do this.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I think she is in a position of I want
to say power.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
She's privileged.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
No, she's not privileged. She's a really, really hard worker.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
She's got her own and she's got three children and
they really want to have.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
A fourth child.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
And if she's listening, she'll know who this is. But
she doesn't have a lot of help, right, and so
she's come up with this idea that her husband is
very hands on and he is a fantastic dad.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
He is. He just wants to be there for his kids.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
He wants to be an active part in their life
and play a huge role in it. And she's come
up with this idea to basically employ him as her pa,
right and no, and so that he can stay at
home and be more present and active with the kids.
Speaker 3 (18:38):
She employs him.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, yes, but like she's not his boss or anything
like that.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
It's well, she is, essentially, but it's also keeping the
money in the family, which is another tick and another win.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
You know what, they're all our boss, Like, I mean,
he's she's put it, she's made it official. But like
every man knows that you're the boss anyway for making
it official.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yes, correct, And he gets an allowance, does he?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, he doesn't get it. It's not like that.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I'm sure they have joint accounts or anything. But what
it means is that she has an extra set of hands.
It's like every woman's fantasy to have an extra set
of hands at home so that the responsibility over kids
is shared.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
And I, for one, I am just applauding. I am
so he doesn't want.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Umping, I'm well, I beg your pardon. Staying at home
with three children.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Job. Ever, it's what I do.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
You don't do much I do, do you?
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Yes, this is me you're describing me.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
I just don't get my wife earns the big mask
and goes off and does a fancy job. Yes, Amma, Mia,
I come in here and tool around with you on
the weekend on kiss But during the week I'm the
man at home. Yes, I'm not getting paid.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Well, she's done it right and unlucky for you, you
get an allowance then.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Yeah, But like I'm a cuck and I get that,
and I like the cuck life, do you Yes? I
like hanging out the washing listening to nice music and
doing the dishes and going, oh, you know what, I'll
save some electricity today. I won't run the dish washer.
I'm going to do the dishes.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, seriously, that's how sad my life is.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
But her kids are a little bit different because they're
a bit younger, so there are some that are still
at home. I just feel like women do so much
and they sacrifice so much. Don't roll your eyes, and
they're constantly putting their bodies through the ringer. And she
is making a stance on ensuring that raising children is
(20:55):
a shared responsibility in her household.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
By paying him a salary.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
And guess what, it's basically like, I don't want to
say having a nanny, but like she basically has help
every single days.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
What's the salary?
Speaker 2 (21:09):
I don't know. I'm not crying like that, but I
just think she has nailed life. I am jealous.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I'm clapping and I'm applauding her from the sidelines, and
I'm jealous. I said to Ryan, I was like, hey,
would you consider, you.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Know, staying at home a couple of days?
Speaker 1 (21:25):
And He's like, no, Well, what if like if we
got a good shift on kiss a good shift, Like, yeah,
we're on the weekend, so there's no money on the weekend.
But if we got like a Monday to Friday, yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Well we're definitely not getting breakfast anytime.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Well, we know Colin Jack are locked in.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
What if we got like a will and Woody shift
and you like running lots of money, would you pay
Ryan to quit his job?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I mean I would absolutely offer him that opportunity.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
I don't know, it's a.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Good opportunity to Ryan, This will be good for your development.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Yeah, he's not as like chilled out and his hands
on as my friend's husband. My friend's husband like actively
wants to be a really hands on dad. I think
Ryan's his fuse is too short.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I reckon, she's getting ripped off.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
This guy sounds like a cock, and he would have
done it for free anyway.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Sounds like, well, yeah, you know, he probably would have
done it for free.
Speaker 2 (22:18):
But I feel like this is a win win.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
For by the way, being called a loving father, Yeah,
that's exactly, which is like quite normal and nice.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
It's really nice thing.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
We have to give it a name.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
Well, you've given it a name. Cock self depreciating.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
Anyway, I really I am a cock.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
You're a great dad.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I do the dishes to save electricity rather.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
I mean, that's a bit, that's boomer behavior.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
Chris, it's that time of the week.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
We have a look at what you gals have been
gathering about in the Facebook mum's group.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Let's check it out. What's the big issue in the
Facebook mums groups.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Okay, I've got a lovely mom here. She's written in saying, Hi,
lovely moms. I'm I'm in need of some advice. I'm
due to have my baby in a month, and I've
got two names that I'm absolutely in love with Denham
and Arson what kind of sneakily like Alpha too? I
think they're all unique and strong. But I'm really struggling
(23:20):
to get my family and husband on board. I mean,
I can't imagine why everyone hates the names, but I
know it's ultimately my decision. Am I in the minority
that these are incredible names?
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yes, I would have loved a unique name, but all
I got was Laura boring. I won't let that happen
to my boy. What should I do?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Well, you weren't gonna call a boy Laura? Well, no, start,
so she knows it's a boy.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
She knows it's a boy, and she likes the name Denham,
Arson or Alpha.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Does it say how Denham is spelt?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Yeah, like Denim, genes.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Like de n I am, yeah Denham.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
I mean I've never heard of a baby or anyone
in that fact called Denim. So you're ticking the box
with unique there. Do I think it's a good name?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I mean Arson, I just think that's like a crime.
That is, like, you know, a crime, right, Arseny?
Speaker 4 (24:18):
What is it when you're addicted to lighting fires? You're
not a kleptomaniac?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
That's stealing arsonist is.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
That what it is? I feel like there's a better
name anyway.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
They're probably Arson for me is a hard No.
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Alpha feels like it could be a little bit like
you kind of peacocking that the expectation.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Well, if you're a male and your name is Alpha
and you grew up to be a beta cock, then.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Right, You're in trouble.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
That's messed up, Like you're going to grow up to
be an Andrew Tate Alpha because you're trying too hard.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Well, Andrew Tate should have been called Alpha because that's
what he thinks he is.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
Look, I think this mum, obviously she wants a unique
and a strong name. Do I think any of those
three are it? Probably not. I also think that whilst
I do believe a woman has a big plot part
and a big naming.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
The babe, you carry the baby, but you get like
more of a vote, you get fifty one, you're a
fifty percent shareholder.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Listen, I'm more of a seventy thirty to be honest.
But if my husband absolutely hated a name, I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Everyone gets veto right?
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
You can say no correct.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
I think it's just linking back, like if you've had
experienced some sort of relationship with a certain person, maybe
it's a bully at your school, or somebody you've been
dating broken up with it gets tainted, or like your
dog's called a.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
Certain My first girlfriend's name was Louise. And let me
tell you, every second woman has Louise as a middle name.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
My middle name is Amy, Louise, Amy Lewis.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
It's my wife's middle name. It's my Everyone has Louise
is a middle name.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Yeah, and you go Everywhereise, morning Louise.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Morning Louise.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Anyway, So to answer this poor lady's question, have we helped?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I don't think we have. But I think I would
go back to the drawing board.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, Denham and Arson.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
If you had to pick out of Denham, Arsen or Alpha,
what would you pick.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Denham it's the least destructive. Arson and Alpha are both.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
I'd go with Denim, but I'd maybe go again, drop
back to the drawing board.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Denham. What's the guy's name on Channel line?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Denham? Hitchcock, Denham.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
He's just gonna get called den for sure.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
With that.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Yeah, Okay, cool, big issue.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Chris Happy Sunday fresh.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
You look, I am fresher than your average.
Speaker 3 (26:50):
You're not hungover this smiking.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Actually, you know why?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Why?
Speaker 4 (26:55):
Because last year my GP, I had all my bloodson
and my GP.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
He said to me, everything's fine, your iron's low. But
I mean it's like yeah. But he was like, there's a.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Liver component that is extraordinarily high. And I said, and
I've known about this, and I said, oh, yeah, it's
a genetic thing. Apparently my mum has it, my uncle
has it, my grandpa has it. And he goes, hmmm,
because it's the one that basically tells me.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Whether or not you're awn alcoholic.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, I say that, yeah, it's alcoholism mine.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Well, no, it's actually there's all these different liver tests,
and the one that in our family is always through
the roof basically tells.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Your GP that you are an alcoholic. And he goes,
how often are you drinking? And I said, oh, every morning?
Speaker 4 (27:47):
No, not every morning, I have a couple of during
the weekend or something, maybe one with dinner during the
week And he goes, okay, so on the weekend, how
many like ten twenty And I said, oh my gosh, no,
like three or four maybe and he goes home, Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I may have lied.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Do you know what I used to always do when
I was drinking a lot? Like the doctor would say
how many drinks are you having a week? I'd always
harve it and tell them and they still look disgusted.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
So's where you only forty? Only forty which.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
Was really eighty. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
Well, anyway, my doctor was like, okay, listen, I do know.
I have heard that there are genetic conditions and it
could be a fatty liver build up or whatever, but
I need you to go for a liver ultrasound. And
I said, okay, cool, you go stop drinking for a
month first, and I said, oh so then I left it,
and of course then it rolled into December and he
followed me up, where's your liver ultrasound?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
I said, oh, sorry, it's the Christmas.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
It's a silly season, buddy. You ain't getting even four
days sober from me.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
And now it's February and he is like, Amy, I
am not going to ask you again. I need you.
It's gone from a month he's gone.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
And then he goes, all right, give me two weeks
off the booze.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
And then I said, in January I can't. It's school holidays.
I just can't. And so now we're in January. He's
dropped it now to a.
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Week now your February, and he said, okay, just give
me a week off the booze and get your damn
ultrasound done.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
How many days are you opportunity.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Five days, so I
can hold out Monday Tuesday. You know what, I'm going
to go above and beyond. I'm going to overachieve you.
I'm going to hold out till next Thursday. I've got
a date night with Ryan. I'll probably have a wine.
I'll get my ultrasound. Okay, my ultra sound done on Thursday,
(29:38):
and then hopefully we'll find out that I've just got
this genetic condition and that I'm actually not in liver failure.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
I reckon you'll notice in the coming week how hard
it is. And I can speak to this as an
alcohol are recovering alcoholic and an addict.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Yeah, great time to slow your words, great time drinking
I have.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
But it's everywhere, and you notice it when you're going
around the ads, bus shelters on the side, like you're
just sitting in traffic and oh, there's the bottle of
gray Goose on the back of the bus, and.
Speaker 4 (30:09):
Yeah, can I say something my girlfriend? She said, Oh,
I've done a whole month off alcohol. She feels great.
She's like my patient levels, my skin, I've got more
energy this that. And I was like, oh, that's so good.
And I said, but what do you do when you
go like social things? And she goes, oh, no, I
didn't go out.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
So she was like, I can't go out, and she said,
my first night back out is this weekend. I've got
a fortieth and I'll be drinking.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah. So it's like it's so hard.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Yeah, socializing is the really hard bit. And when I,
you know, get these really long sober stretches up and
the I must admit, the bottom just kicks in in
that dick.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Should you go?
Speaker 3 (30:43):
I just want to have you tried blowout?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Have you tried the alcohol free stuff?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Is it like a placebo effect? Can I have a
place ebo?
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Not really, It sort of defeats the purpose of it because,
you know, to be honest, you know, I was never
really drinking for the taste of it.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
You're a bit different to me, you were just cheating
to get blackout, whereas I like the taste, I like
complimenting a meal with a glass of wine.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Do a few weeks, you'll you'll be amazed at your
mental clarity.
Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yeah, okay, it's really good.
Speaker 6 (31:09):
Good.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
And your liver, the liver heels up. The liver is
an amazing organ, does it. The liver just regenerates and
heels You can do. You can give your.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Liver a real thrash and it would forgive me.
Speaker 3 (31:19):
And it fixes itself.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Like my liver now having not dragon ages, is now
back to one hundred percent, even after the absolute hammering.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
I gave it carnage that you put it through.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
But your brain, if you damage that, that's permanent.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Good.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You never get the brain cells back, So go easy, Chris,
your ard
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!