July 30, 2025 • 5 mins
Ben O’Shea reckons he’s found the worst film ever made. Yep, that's right it's Bride Hard. Starring Rebel Wilson and loosely inspired by Die Hard, he says he’d rather remove a fatberg from Perth’s sewerage (by hand) than sit through it again. The script is terrible, the performances are unwatchable. Is this his worst rated film yet? Tune in to find out.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Great The flick with Ben out A Shay. Good morning, Ben,
Welcome Ben, Good morning guys. How are you today? Very well?
How are you are you are? I'm not like I
think about. I think about all that I sacrifice for
you guys, to bring you and the listeners movies that
(00:22):
are worth watching. And sometimes that means watching movies that
it may be not so good, and I might have
actually watched the worst film I've ever seen this week
in Brideheart the New Rebel Wilson, The New Rebel Wilson Movie.
To give you an idea of how bad this film
actually is. Some things that I would rather do instead
of ever watching it again conclude, but are not limited to,
(00:46):
jelly wrestling, jelly wrestling with Clive Palmer naked, personally personally
removing a fatberg from per sewage system by hand yuck,
and playing and playing fullbacks for the West Coast. It
(01:09):
is so bad, and so you can tell by the
title of the film, Brideheart. It's supposed to be loosely
inspired by die Hard, which courses an all time action classic.
Bruce Willis plays New York cop John McClain, who gets
trapped in the Nakotomi Plaza skyscrape and has to fight
German terrorists led by Hans Gruber by Alan played by
(01:31):
Alan Rickman. That is an amazing film. This is not
so amazing. So Rebel Wilson is the sort of John
McClain character. She very improbably has been cast as a
secret agent who is going to her vff's wedding in
a mansion in Savannah, Georgia. And then some drug cartel
(01:52):
henchmen are there to rob this this rich family who
owned the mansion of hundreds of gold bars. The reasons
that don't really make any sense, but so on the
surface level you go okay, like I get that that
could be fun, even though even though it's very similar
to Jlo's shotgun wedding from two years ago, but we
(02:14):
won't talk about that. But at every at every step
along the way, this film just makes the wrong decisions.
The script is terrible, individual plot points just make no sense.
The performance is a terrible. Rebel Wilson herself is just
absolutely unwatchable. It's supposed to be it's supposed to be
a comedy. There are no jokes to give you an
(02:36):
idea of just how lame this movie is. At one
point she falls on a wedding cake, beats up a
bad guy, grabs a hunk of cake, smashes it into
her mouth and says, piece of cake. Oh no, so
you're saying the only person laughing at at Sasha Baron Cohen,
Oh yeah, exactly. It's like it's like Rebel Wilson has
(02:58):
has looked at like The Brothers Grimsby and which is
a terrible movie, and thought, you know what, Slasha Baron Cohen,
I can make a worse movie that teach you a
lesson and she and she has absolutely done that that.
The bad guy is Stephen Dorf in the So yes
he is. He is usually good, but he is so hammy,
(03:18):
Oh my gosh, you could you could put him on
the table at Christmas lunch and you you wouldn't be
able to spot. You wouldn't be a difference. And things
just don't Things just don't make any sense. Like the
drug cartail guys they steal the gold bars, which if
we know anything about gold bars is that they're heavy,
but they put them in this plastic tube and use
a fan to blow the gold bars like they like
(03:41):
they're dan line hundreds of meters, Like it doesn't just
ask you to suspend your disbelief. It asks you to
wash your head against the wall twenty times until you
may be until you maybe lose one hundred IQ points
and then you can sit through this. That's quite a fan.
It is so bad. Honestly, I would rather poke my
eyes out with the rusty food and ever watch this
(04:04):
absolute garbage again. Okay, so clearly there there is no
kind of be any redeeming qualities coming out of this.
How many that's not true? That's not Truely, that's not true.
But you do have to close the closing credits. What's over?
How many you pk? Mother of the brides? Are you
(04:25):
giving it? I'm going to give this zero point fast zero?
And is just because they made it? Yeah, well there
were some people involved doing there were some people involved
doing the catering. Yeah, that's right. And so it's like,
you know, there are some people involved that deserve something.
(04:46):
It's just obviously no one that we see on camera.
Some carpenter made set and painted it. Yeah, for your service, exactly.
I watch it, So you guys, don't We'll see you
next week. A point for thanks, I don't say m
Great The flick with Ben out A Shay. Good morning, Ben,
Welcome Ben, Good morning guys. How are you today? Very well?
How are you are you are? I'm not like I
think about. I think about all that I sacrifice for
you guys, to bring you and the listeners movies that
(00:22):
are worth watching. And sometimes that means watching movies that
it may be not so good, and I might have
actually watched the worst film I've ever seen this week
in Brideheart the New Rebel Wilson, The New Rebel Wilson Movie.
To give you an idea of how bad this film
actually is. Some things that I would rather do instead
of ever watching it again conclude, but are not limited to,
(00:46):
jelly wrestling, jelly wrestling with Clive Palmer naked, personally personally
removing a fatberg from per sewage system by hand yuck,
and playing and playing fullbacks for the West Coast. It
(01:09):
is so bad, and so you can tell by the
title of the film, Brideheart. It's supposed to be loosely
inspired by die Hard, which courses an all time action classic.
Bruce Willis plays New York cop John McClain, who gets
trapped in the Nakotomi Plaza skyscrape and has to fight
German terrorists led by Hans Gruber by Alan played by
(01:31):
Alan Rickman. That is an amazing film. This is not
so amazing. So Rebel Wilson is the sort of John
McClain character. She very improbably has been cast as a
secret agent who is going to her vff's wedding in
a mansion in Savannah, Georgia. And then some drug cartel
(01:52):
henchmen are there to rob this this rich family who
owned the mansion of hundreds of gold bars. The reasons
that don't really make any sense, but so on the
surface level you go okay, like I get that that
could be fun, even though even though it's very similar
to Jlo's shotgun wedding from two years ago, but we
(02:14):
won't talk about that. But at every at every step
along the way, this film just makes the wrong decisions.
The script is terrible, individual plot points just make no sense.
The performance is a terrible. Rebel Wilson herself is just
absolutely unwatchable. It's supposed to be it's supposed to be
a comedy. There are no jokes to give you an
(02:36):
idea of just how lame this movie is. At one
point she falls on a wedding cake, beats up a
bad guy, grabs a hunk of cake, smashes it into
her mouth and says, piece of cake. Oh no, so
you're saying the only person laughing at at Sasha Baron Cohen,
Oh yeah, exactly. It's like it's like Rebel Wilson has
(02:58):
has looked at like The Brothers Grimsby and which is
a terrible movie, and thought, you know what, Slasha Baron Cohen,
I can make a worse movie that teach you a
lesson and she and she has absolutely done that that.
The bad guy is Stephen Dorf in the So yes
he is. He is usually good, but he is so hammy,
(03:18):
Oh my gosh, you could you could put him on
the table at Christmas lunch and you you wouldn't be
able to spot. You wouldn't be a difference. And things
just don't Things just don't make any sense. Like the
drug cartail guys they steal the gold bars, which if
we know anything about gold bars is that they're heavy,
but they put them in this plastic tube and use
a fan to blow the gold bars like they like
(03:41):
they're dan line hundreds of meters, Like it doesn't just
ask you to suspend your disbelief. It asks you to
wash your head against the wall twenty times until you
may be until you maybe lose one hundred IQ points
and then you can sit through this. That's quite a fan.
It is so bad. Honestly, I would rather poke my
eyes out with the rusty food and ever watch this
(04:04):
absolute garbage again. Okay, so clearly there there is no
kind of be any redeeming qualities coming out of this.
How many that's not true? That's not Truely, that's not true.
But you do have to close the closing credits. What's over?
How many you pk? Mother of the brides? Are you
(04:25):
giving it? I'm going to give this zero point fast zero?
And is just because they made it? Yeah, well there
were some people involved doing there were some people involved
doing the catering. Yeah, that's right. And so it's like,
you know, there are some people involved that deserve something.
(04:46):
It's just obviously no one that we see on camera.
Some carpenter made set and painted it. Yeah, for your service, exactly.
I watch it, So you guys, don't We'll see you
next week. A point for thanks, I don't say m
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