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May 26, 2025 • 28 mins

Clairsy and Lisa have had some pretty interesting names for their Poorly Drawn Pets so today they threw it out there and asked about yours and got some very strange and funny answers.

In The Shaw Report, the reason Tom Cruise isn't a fan of Lilo and Stitch plus Rod Stewart & Janet Jackson to be honoured at the American Music Awards today.

Elliot Yeo was in the studio talking Jake Waterman's shoulder dislocation, he also gave a very encouraging update on his own ankle surgery and the guys discussed what West Coast will be looking for in the mid-season draft.

Clairsy told Lisa today he is now officially a South of the River person and gave her the reasons why.

Lisa had a fun fact about who was behind the invention of liquid paper and she told CLairsy all about it.

 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered by the arm Radio app from ninety six AIRFM
to wherever you're listening today. This is Clercy and Lisa's podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Coming up on the podcast, our West Coast Eagle, Elliott
gives us the latest on Jake Waterman's injury and discussing
playing the Cats this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Cleasy is officially a South of the River guy.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
He tells us why Lisa has a fun fact. It's
a beauty about a member of the monkeys.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
We take calls on the most unique pet name you've heard.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
And the Michael Jackson biopic has been delayed again during.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Our poorly drawn Pets fundraiser, which continues this week. We'll
talk about it a bit more later on this morning.
We've come across some unusual pet names, as you do.
You know, we've had a potato, We've had a warm bat,
we've had a cat cat is a cat, and we've

(00:51):
had Catalina c C Phanta pants spectacular which was a
beautiful cash. That's the one the premier did, isn't it? Yes?
He did dog beautiful Ginger.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It sounds like a Eurovision performer, doesn't it. Really? The
name like that something extraordinary.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It doesn't be our producer Susi's got two cats, Floaky
the boat Builder and Torm and Giant Spain. They're from
their characters from Vikings and Game of Thrown. I like.
I like funny ones like I knew a Meosi talk
and a Chairman Meal.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yeah, I'm even amused, even amused by they. I used
to work with Jason. He had a cat called Kevin,
and it was the first time someone with a really
plain kind of ye laugh for a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
The cats. Maybe it's a dog, Maybe it's so. I
had shared a house once with someone who had a
Mexican walking fish. Its name was Max. Used to walk
around the house the ax Lott's Max the Mexican walking Fish.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
As someone who had Lenny Ands which I was killed
many and many and crabits two cats. That was pretty cute.
In down the Rockstar line, you get a few of those.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
Well, I've got zigg absolutely pretty straightforward. My cat. I
had a cat called Scout. She was named after Scout
and to Kill a mockingbird. Ah, very good favorite books ever.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, you know I had a Booby.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
You did have a Booby. I've never quite understood Booby's name.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But his name is boobscue. I don't know why the
kids named.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Boi boscue, Boo bescue, boo bescue.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
I have no idea where they came from. A little
bit more time, some unusual pet names coming up in
some hilarious ones too.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
At the moment, absolutely on the text. We've got an
anonymous that said bone Jovi.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Cute, go down down musical thoo.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
What about this one, mel In wood Ridge, this is
a ripper. She is The previous owners of our house
had a hairless dog. Not sure of the name of
the breed. It's it's it's something I can't pronounce. It's
a Mexican name.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
I do not.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Just had a hairy face and feet and they called
it Starkers are cute.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Not evenwhere in the bearsuit, norning how he's gone.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, my sister and a boyfriend. He used to be
a baker, and he bought little sister becaush's home like
at night by herself, a pure bred pitball a cup.
It was called Rapunzel because it was the name on
the papers. It was like really gold. It was like
made out of bricks, like a back truck emblem. It
was just solid and it was bright gold. It was

(03:25):
just an awesome dog. But and then they went away,
they moved to Port Headland and we ended up with it.
So of course it wrecked absolutely wrecked everything for about
eighteen months. I reckon it was that dog got oil.
It ended up an inside dog like with doughnuts stomach

(03:45):
and all that.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
So yeah, donut stomach.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
Yeah, the eyes that you know it was. You're doing
it harm by not feeding it the wrong stuff and
all that.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
Nikki in Secret Harbor, What is the most unique pet
name you've ever heard?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Morning?

Speaker 6 (04:06):
Guys.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
My pet is a dog and her name.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Is Mattila Mattilatilla.

Speaker 8 (04:12):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Where does that? How does that one work?

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:17):
Fifteen years ago we got a doggie and I googled
some names. Yeah, and already had the two kids, and
I googled Matthew and Nicky and that's.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
What I come up with.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Yep, and she's still going today.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
What kind of she's a border collie blue here beautiful?

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, that's that is unique you guys.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Thanks Nikky, Thanks guys, Uh, Peter and Canning Vale. What
do you got for us? You need pet name?

Speaker 9 (04:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:49):
Well pretty well to do Saturday was first dog.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, because the.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
Dogs mate, he goes ROLLX.

Speaker 8 (05:03):
He goes, yeah, he's a watch dog.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Schnauzes are so just that's so adorable. I love them.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, I like that with roll.

Speaker 7 (05:17):
One.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Thanks Peter, Bye, Andrew and Sonagra what what have you got?
Unique pet name?

Speaker 6 (05:26):
So I've got a dog and his name is Extortion.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Sure. Yeah, his characters when he was a puppy, he
used to watch sniffing out money. There you go.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's where he didn't take off with it. He didn't
have a stash like my beagle had a stash of
my watches.

Speaker 7 (05:48):
No stash, no dash, but I did.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
I did want to train him to sniff out money
on the street. Yeah, it would have been cool.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I'll take I'll take it to the airport. Yeah, blame
it on the dog that day, Thanks Michael. And Balager
says he had a blue heeler named Difa Difa dog cute.
And what about this one? Sand in Hall's head says
it's a horse and it was called cash Converter. And

(06:17):
if you've ever had a horse, oh yeah, you would
know that that is pretty much spot on. And we've
got an ax A Lottle we Schell had a black
an orange ax a lot called cocon Fanta.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Oh that's cute. It's got a pierra watersay Susan, Good morning, guys,
going good.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
What's your unique pet name?

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Well, I've got at.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
He's male and his name's bow Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Wow Wow, just to confuse everyone.

Speaker 7 (06:44):
And he also goes by the nickname of Puff the boy.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Really okay, yeah, multiple names in case you forget one
horse depends what murdering I guess.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Okay, thanks, I have no idea. April in Bilia, Hello, Hi.

Speaker 9 (07:05):
Guys, we got too reptiles.

Speaker 10 (07:08):
My daughter named our long neck turtle Linguini.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Yes.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
And then he's got a little Simpson pison that she
calls noodles.

Speaker 7 (07:19):
He wraps around her.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
So yeah, turtle's neck would be just like string, so skinny,
it would be definitely linky.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Couple of thank you. Sometimes kids come up with some
cuties and sometimes I just call them cat c O
t or Booby. Apparently Booby that was me because I'm
the big kid.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Craig and Singleton says my friends. Jack Russell is called Rex,
but not our e X W R e c K
S Rex. We were talking about that. The other day.
People can late Jack russells that is because your yeah, yeah,
one of.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
My white girl's got has got one and it's causing
all kinds of fun. Helena Bellie Hey Sherry.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Hi living on the farm. Come home from Esprints after
a full day of shopping and there was a stray cat.
Summer so windows were open. Hubby hated cat, said it
and left it continue on its journey. Woke up at
one o'clock in the morning with the cat between his ankles,

(08:30):
occurring so loudly. The kids wanted to call it something cute,
blackie or tricksy, and he went, no, it's chainsaw. That
thing is so loud. And for fifteen years she lived
up to that name and dominated every cat or dog
that ever came here. That chainsaw.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
I did have a cat that you could say I
had a unique name because it was Susie. But Susie
was a boy. But he didn't know that until we
took Susie to be sterilized and they said, you know,
you're you're confused. Your cat's a boy. Okay, Well, Susan
knew it's name by then.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Country Song.

Speaker 7 (09:11):
It was.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
In East Park, What do you got for us?

Speaker 8 (09:17):
Okay, guys, when I was working in Marvel loss.

Speaker 6 (09:20):
I was a young focus bloke.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
At this guy and he had a cat, and he
called a calendar.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Can was the calendar and he goes keep showing you
it's date.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
That's what they do.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
That's funny once you get the explanation calendar.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
There's a lifelong Cado, Paul. That is very funny and
so true.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
I don't want to say that. Thanks, man's let's get Englewood.
Jake lost it.

Speaker 8 (09:57):
That was a good one.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
What do you go for us, Jake?

Speaker 8 (10:00):
We've got a we've got a brat, a black labradoodle
who we got. Yeah, he's beautiful. He's a beautiful boy.

Speaker 10 (10:06):
And we let our five year old son name him okay,
dangerous yeah yeah, and the lovely boy's name is Are
you ready for this rascal camouflage Midnight Lightning.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
School Camouflage Midnight Lightning. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
Now the braschool stands for boy Rascals.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (10:28):
So I've got multiple multiple names to choose from when
I'm there yelling for him. We also we all we
also let him name his sister, who's two middle names.
We're going to yeah, move our helicopter, but we decided.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Not to go with those. You've got you're in charge.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
You know, if you do that, Jake, you can end
up with every time. Very true.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
He's laborate doodle, so you would be calling him for
his name a lot.

Speaker 8 (11:03):
Oh my god, and he is mostly doodle and not
for those reasons.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Thanks the Sure Report.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
On ninety six, airm.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Rod Stewart is going to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award
at the American Music Awards, which are on this morning,
our time. Janet Jackson will receive the Icon Award. The
show's being hosted by Jennifer Lopez. She'll also be performing.
Kendrick Lamar leads the nominations, followed by Post Malone and
Billie Eilish. You can watch it here on Stan. Kicks
off in about an hour. Disney's live action Lilo and

(11:39):
Stitch remake has beaten Tom Cruise's Final Mission Impossible outing
in their opening weekend at the box office, and didn't
just beat it, it thrashed it globally. Lilo and Stitch
made three hundred and fourteen point seven million dollars Mission Impossible,
the final reckoning two hundred and five million, like I

(12:00):
walked on a plane wing to be beaten by Lilo
and stiff.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
He would not be you can seriou it, and this
one a few times.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Life Stitches, the latest in a long line of live
action remakes of Disney animations that's actually had quite mixed reviews,
being described as jovi or zany and sweet in some
but a mine numbing abomination in others. Oh Dear, after
a battle with Alzheimer's disease, Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Robertson
has died. You ever seen the show Duck Dynasty different
Robertson was seventy nine, And the upcoming Michael Jackson biopick

(12:33):
has been pushed back again, and now the studio is
saying they may release it in two parts wicked movie style.
The Jackson movie with his own real life nephew playing Michael,
was supposed to come out this October. It's now been
pushed all the way back too. And there's two differing
reports on this story this morning. Some say twenty twenty seven,

(12:55):
some say twenty twenty six. So I'm going to go
out on a lemon. Say they're going to release the
first one in twenty six.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
Makes sense, and some of those gates.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
Getting pushed back and pushed back and push back.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Wow, production and budgets and stuff. It comes out. Yeah,
oh very good.

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Speaker 5 (13:48):
Thank you? Are you good?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Pretty good?

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Good. We'll get straight into it. Lost to the Crows
by sixty six points. Of that laid over on Sunday.
The Eagles were really competitive in the first half, and
then you could say Rose kind of put their little
claw foot down.

Speaker 9 (14:05):
Sure did, Sure did. Frustrating the first half. I felt
like we were in it and we probably should have
been ahead if we took our chances. A couple of
things we missed, a couple of free kicks we probably
gave away as well, So yeah, I thought, if everything
come together, we would have been likely in front by
a couple of goals.

Speaker 5 (14:22):
So that's a frustrating aspect of it all.

Speaker 9 (14:25):
But in the end of the Croats, which is too
good and show showed us why they were probably going
to be pushing for finals football.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Yeah, it was class footy, Wasn't it unfortunate? But I
was listening. I was driving around listening to the first half,
and I watched the second half. We should have been
the other way around.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
It was complete opposite.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, it had to be like Adelaide training for a
bit there.

Speaker 9 (14:41):
Yeah, the third quarter they just kicked on and looked
too good, too silky, and we just couldn't keep up. Sadly,
but you know that's We'll take all the learnings that
we can get from it. They're a good team and
you know, hopefully we can be better from it.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Seeing people dislocate things not fun, I can't.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, not fun.

Speaker 3 (14:59):
I'd rather see someone break a leg or something.

Speaker 9 (15:05):
It's just rather someone break a bone than a dislocation, dislocation.
I'd rather have to look broken.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
There is something about a dislocation that well.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
I showed the Cooper Simpson photo I showed I made
them say show least without thinking about it.

Speaker 9 (15:20):
Simpson, what about the Nathan Brown like broken leg? Like
that wasn't fifteen twenty years ago? That was horrible, Mickey Barlow, Yeah,
horror is not great.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
But we got we got Jake dislocated his shoulder in
the fourth quarter. What is the latest on that.

Speaker 9 (15:38):
I think he's having scans or we would have had
scans yesterday, and then he'll see the doctor today and
they'll work out a plan of you know, the damage
and the extent of it all. So I'm assuming we'll
know more, you know, later this afternoon tonight ish. But
at the moment, Yeah, it looked like he was in
a lot of pain.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Have you done one of those in your career?

Speaker 5 (15:58):
Touch would no, No, I'm touching.

Speaker 7 (16:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
They look excruciating.

Speaker 5 (16:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, And they say as well.

Speaker 9 (16:05):
Shoulders are really really annoying to do because when you
have if you were to have surgery or if you know,
you're in a lot of bad in the sling and
that sometimes like rolling around in bed everything like it's
just so uncomfortable for you.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
So in bed you're just in a lot of bain
enough green whistle in the world.

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah, Well, at least like.

Speaker 9 (16:22):
Like lean you can put like a pillow underneath your
leg and you can kind of like prop it up
a bit, but your shoulder apparently it just aches like
Scotty last that when he did a few of his
he was just like mate, it was that excruciating, couldn't
roll around in bed, couldn't do anything like you're just.

Speaker 5 (16:35):
In so much.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
But once when someone's got shoulder history, then that can
be an issue with making overhead and all the rest
of the confidence and stuff.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
So yeah, like a lot of people that do do them,
they can continue to sort of pop out and cause
more issues again, so you want to kind of get
on top of them pretty quick. But yeah, look, hopefully
hopefully he hasn't done anything too bad.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Leam Baker makeet a bit frustrated that you can see
towards the end. It is weird when there's a bit
of a stash like that going on. Three minutes to
play and then they're all shaking hands three minutes.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, we'll take the fine, and obviously we don't
really condone the whole act, but we'll take the fine
and we'll move on.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Three and five dollars interesting, like.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
A round number?

Speaker 9 (17:17):
Is it.

Speaker 7 (17:23):
Is on?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
That must be.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
All right? So looking forward, Oh gosh, anytime you play
the Cats, it's going to be a tough game. But
This really will be a tough game for the Eagles
on Sunday late. Oh no, it's a long weekend, so
I have twenty Sunday afternoon is bounced down. It's going
to be a very tough match, but it will be

(17:48):
interesting to watch. Harlee Reed versus Bailey Smith.

Speaker 9 (17:52):
Yeah yeah, but Bath did you hear Bailey He was
saying he had sore shins and he chapped it and
all that. Yeah, so we'll see if he well, I
don't know from what he was talking about after the
last game.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
He was playing on liber Mate, So he's got scratches
and stuff.

Speaker 9 (18:08):
Is a bulldog, he's genuinely easy team. Yeah, that was
a great game and long obviously show the class is
that his son?

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Are you telling me that he has a scratchy little
son just like the way he used to.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Absolutely a little bit, a little bit.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Yeah yeah, but look like that back unto the cat
back the Yeah.

Speaker 9 (18:32):
Yeah, yeah, Look they're going to be they're going to
be tough to beat, but look they're going to show
us why, you know, good teams play the way they
do and hopefully we can learn a lot of things
from it and go on to the game with the
best foot forward, you know, as you saw a couple
of weeks back at Saints, especially with our fans getting
around behind us, and that that hopefully we can take

(18:54):
it to him who gets Jesus?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Who gets Jeremy Cameron made?

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Is it Harry Edwards or is that maybe Oscar or
Bloody Good?

Speaker 7 (19:00):
Is else?

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Yeah, that's our part At the moment.

Speaker 9 (19:03):
We've been moving a fair few magnets around the board,
so it's too had to tell who's going to get
at the moment, especially this early in the week. I
think they'll probably not out a plant by Thursday and
then we'll know more then.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Ye third and goals in two weeks. Pretty good going.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
It's a pretty good but it.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Doesn't miss apparently to celebrate the w way day long
we can. The Eagles are wearing gold and black jumpers.
But at a glance it looks like Hawthorne or something.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
What do you got there?

Speaker 9 (19:30):
It's just yeah, ah, just look like on that on
that print out, I can see what you mean, yes,
because the blacks obviously look brown on that.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
If you have a look at the actual photo, it's
proper like it's black.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Black, Okay, So it is not a very dark blue.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
No, I think from what I from what I but
that's what wa is black and gold in.

Speaker 2 (19:54):
It and the photo is just just guys would kill
Mullets's bakes and Jake, I don't.

Speaker 9 (20:00):
That's true, That's very true. There's the Mullets these days
are getting quite feral.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Absolutely, how you travel incremental changes.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
You were going for a run last time, Yeah, around
the other day.

Speaker 9 (20:14):
He felt pretty good. So yeah, just got to continue
to tick boxes now and hope for the best. Really
that you know, I don't have any sort of setbacks,
So probably run this afternoon and go again.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
And then.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Now the mid season draft is tomorrow. Amazing that we're
already talking, you know, so fast. West Coast have the
number one pick. Do you know what kind of position
player the club will be looking to secure?

Speaker 5 (20:43):
Look, I don't think so.

Speaker 9 (20:43):
I've just said a few people talk from the football
club about it that they're just going to take whatever
the best talent is at the time. So whether that's
a midfield or a forward or a back, I think
they're just going to take them, or a ruck I
don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Flinty has been good in the ruck though.

Speaker 9 (20:57):
I think him and Bailey had been sort of waxing
on WAPs quite quite well together, so that seems to
be working. Hopefully we can we can get more out
of it. We probably have been good or better in
the clearances than previous weeks, but in that second half
we just got absolutely towed up by the crow.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
You won't get a bloke who works harder for his
footy club than Bailey Williams.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
He's just he has a crack.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh hard, didn't he?

Speaker 5 (21:21):
Yeah, he has a crack and that's all you can
ask for.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Really, Bailey's in the game at the moment.

Speaker 5 (21:26):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Grade one seventeen years ago must have.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Been Bailey and Bailey and Bailey had up.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Here.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
It's like Gary's when we were at school.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Not a mask a girls' school, not the Gary's you
might gars now now, don't tell me I can't be
a Garry Elliott.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Very sure, keep.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Keep on keeping on. I hope you have a good
run today, better you than me, and we'll see you
next week.

Speaker 5 (22:05):
Sounds good, More.

Speaker 11 (22:08):
More podcast soon.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
I never thought the goods will come out of minds.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
Why you are officially a dout.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I am a South of the River guy. It took
a long long time now I love North the River,
of course, don't get me wrong, live there, yep, absolutely
last house within North Perth. Yes, we moved to South Frio.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
I mean, do you even chose something with north in
the chargle?

Speaker 2 (22:31):
I did, yeah, and then I picked upwhere south of
the title? So about a year and just over a
year and a half ago. And I know you can't
believe that we haven't moved again because we did a
bit of a movie. Well, you know, when you're on
the run protection it's true, don't call him plezy. So
I can tell you now I'm officially a South of
the River guy. And there's a few things that I
realized as I was driving around yesterday. So I can

(22:55):
now drive into Fremantle confident, unlike for the last fifty
odd years years of driving, that I won't get lost.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Every lost every time I leave Freematle it's by a
different route.

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so free Mattle with its beautiful roundabouts,
and you know one way straight lad Street is a
two way street, then becomes a one way straight and
William Streets are one way street, and then you know
you're just trying to find the terraces. I want the
Cappuccino Strip.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
I can now drive in free a confident that I
know where I'm going.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
Yeah, that's that makes you a local.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
Oh I got to Marine Terrace without getting lost. You
are amazing. I can tell you I can take you
straight right now if we hop the car to South Beach,
Bathers Beach, Cooujie Beach or any of the dog beaches,
and I can take you straight there and know exactly
where I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Take you to Port Beach. And that's it.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Port Beach is the one. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
I was going to add in a couple more, but
they're sort of some of them are sort of north.
You technically say this is the north of the river.
I can find a parking spot even when there's an
event day like blessing the fleet in Frio. I can
I know that?

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Seriously.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, I found a few of the tricks.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You're getting a bit carried away.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
No, I kid, you know, I wouldn't be saying it
if it wasn't legit.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
You can get a parking spot even where there's a
big event the fleet day.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Absolutely it's in a boat. But so there are a
few more examples, least I can drive around Frio without
getting lost. But I can also find Frio landmarks apart
from the jail and the markets, because that was the
only thing I could ever find, the two most famous
things in Frio.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Do you know where to get a coffee where the
barista won't judge you?

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Well, I'm not going back. I've been back to that
place since I'm sin I winched about that guy. I'm
getting my coffee wrong. Yeah, so yesterday as I was
driving around, Oh yeah, I can get you a cinnamon
I had over one hundred cinnamon scrolls. I reckon. Now
it little loaf in South Frio, so I must be
a south.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
I've never seen one make its way in here.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Yeah, you just complain that I'm going to eat the
whole thing. Do you really want it sitting on that plate?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I want it sitting on Mike.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Okay, well, I'll get you on. Do you want extra
drizzle next time I go back?

Speaker 3 (24:52):
Stupid question?

Speaker 5 (24:53):
Of course you do.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
I want some cinnamon scroll with my drizzle.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
They don't call it, Lisa, extra drizzle? Sure for nothing? Yes, yesterday,
this is the other thing. It's not just freeer right.
I started driving around the southern suburbs yesterday and I
wanted to get to a shopping center called South Lake.
There was a shop I wanted to go to. So
I go down North Lake Road without getting lost because
my GPS wasn't working for something.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Down Northlake Road to South Lake.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, isn't funny. Northlake Road takes to the South Lake
shops and I'll get to the shops and they do
things a little bit differently south of the river.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
So, as I was about to walk into the shops,
there's a good Sammis just outside. So and at good
Sammis there's all these people around. I thought, looks like kids,
And I soon realized that the congregation, the group of kids,
they were doing a school excursion at good Sammis in
south Lake. What a cool school excursion?

Speaker 3 (25:41):
A cheap school excursion.

Speaker 2 (25:43):
I'm thinking. We were made to go to Pioneer World
and a thirty nine degree day at Armadale, We.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Went to the sanitarium factory. Did you really I've got
a dry wheat?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Oh yeah, okay, No, we were at Pioneer World or
was it Pineer Village back then? Another and thirty nine
degree days in Perth back then were like that may
as well, be fifty nine degrees especially, and they're making
your pan for gold. And there's all these people dressed
up like they're on little house in the prairie. So
I am officially south of the river. Guy, does it
may not have to pay text to come back maybe

(26:12):
as across the river. No, am, I welcome going to
be an honorary north.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
He still hate a little quickie from the Filo fun Facts.
You're gonna love this. I'm assuming you don't already know this.
I've just learned that Mike Nesmith from the Monkeys, you
know who went to Rio? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, it was
you know, walking down the street. His mum invented liquid paper.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Don't you know that his mum invented liquid paper.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
I knew that Mike Nesmith was very had a lot
to do with the beginning of MTV.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Yeah that I knew. And he's a serious businessman.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
As serious businessman, I didn't know his Well, the apple
clearly didn't fall far from the tree, because in nineteen
fifty six, Mike Nesmyth's mother, Betty, invented one of the
most important and office supplies of the mid century. Betty
was a secretary and was looking for a way to
correct typos in documents produced by a typewriter. Using her

(27:11):
home blender and her imagination, she came up with the
formula for a liquid that could cover up the mistake,
then harden and allow for a new ink to be
printed on top. How incredible liquid paper was born, You legend,
Betty nesm Absolutely you changed everything.

Speaker 2 (27:31):
Mike and the other kids were happy too, because that
would have made a fortune.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
Before that, we were just doing a whole bunch of x's.
Everything looked like a.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Man trying and scribble it out, and that is amazing.
So Mickey Dollins as a kid with Circus Boy and
Mike mam was making a fortune, wasn't Mikey is a
child actor? Or Davy Davy Old Davy was just pretty
sad vice, fun, fast, crazy.

Speaker 7 (28:00):
Lisa M.
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