July 29, 2025 • 28 mins
Clairsy accidentally sent a text to the wrong person, and things only got weirder from there. On The Shaw Report, Ozzy Osbourne’s funeral plans were revealed, and Eric Bana’s Untamed scored a second season. The guys took your calls on the strangest food you've been served at someone’s house, and Clairsy opened The Tragic Music Box to 1983, when rent in Shenton Park was $75 and Bob Hawke became PM. Plus, Barra stopped by to talk pugs, jarrah floorboards, and whether he might have... gout?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered by the Myheart Radio app from ninety six airfam
to wherever you're listening today. This is Claresy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, the Tale of Clerzy texting
his wife and a co worker at the same time
and an accident happened.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Could be love blooming in the workplace in a barrel.
Pop by to talk about pugs and gout.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
My best friend's wedding is getting a sequel. We don't
know why.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We took calls on the weird food you tried at
someone's house, and we had a very stinky squid in
the studio, never to be forgotten.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And Clarsey opened his tragic music box to nineteen eighty
three yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
LeSEA, I want to hear this as I've touched on.
I was communicating with our music director Jeff, but a
few song suggestions for next week's show, okay, And you
know sometimes we've thrown a few that are like an
anniversary of a gig or someone's birthday or whatever. And
I like to stir Jeff a little bit and put
in a few little Easter eggs for him in the list.
So over now and then like a couple of weeks
(00:58):
ago I added to the list Maclamore Rift Shot just
to see what he'd say. I didn't hear it didn't
get played. In fact, it didn't get played. He came
back with if I played back one more, clzy, I'll
be out of a job. Every now and then I
pop in Sound Gardens Black Hole Sun because we love
that song and Chris Cornell's voice is one of the
(01:19):
greatest rock history. Ye. So I was communicating with Jeff,
but it's dangerous practice. But at the same time as
communicating with my wife Laurie, who was just downstairs yesterday,
and she.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Was downstairs and you were sending her texts.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, I was doing some work upstairs. While I
call it workers preparing music stuff, does the real work,
is it? She was watching some baking show.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yell down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well I could have yeah, yeah, go on, couldn't the
point of the I could have walked down good night.
So this is how the messages went. This is all
on text, so dangerous, Jeff, I can't pay Macamore clzy,
I'll be out of a job me. I was just
testing your mate. You know what it's like, Laurie. I'm
having trouble paying this account me. I'll come down in five. Jeff,
(02:09):
you're a steric lazy lorry. Would you like a hard drink?
Love me? Thank you, my darling. To Jeff. I said
thank you, my darling to Jeff. Guess what I got back?
What Jeff? No worry sweety Pie rolled down the stairs
and embarrassment like, I like sterring Jeff, but he's come
(02:29):
back with gold. No, I sent him a message. I
didn't really that was hilarious, so I sent him After
I got no whry sweety Pie, I just came back
and said, Oops, that was for Laurie.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Too good.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But it's a dangerous practice.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, it's totally dangerous.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Seriously, thought i'd sent that to her with you, my darling.
So Jeff and I are dating, and don't tell Laurie.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Delving deep into the malarchives of Earth music history clazy
trash music blocks.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Today least we're going back to that year of nineteen
eighty three.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ah, I was still at school.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We're just little babies, bies. I was in I'd moved
to Merriden to come try my hand at AM radio,
and you were just in your school out there. Just
think about that? Should we move on. Yes, before I
call hr, I won't answer you. It's funny, okay. Nineteen
(03:29):
eighty three, you could head up to Well, you head
up Great Eastern Highway to El Cabello Blanco.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh, where you'll have a barrel of phone.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh, Tony Barber, if you get a four course dinner
and show these spectacular and illusion dancing stallions.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
We spoke to Tony Baba, didn't we It was he
sang the song.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Look if horses didn't do it for you. If you
want entertainment, what about the savoy adult cinema and a
street in the mall.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's where we got the music for the opener of
this Boom Boom boom.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You can enjoy r rated films like the Insatiable Maryland
Chambers showing off her actings. I'm told the cinema to
phoghotography in that movie was brilliant.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Really.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
In eighty three Great Stories, you can buy a three
bedroom townhouse in Como for fifty nine grand. Oh, I
don't rub it in. You could rent her house in
Shenton Park for seventy five bucks a week. That's funny. No,
it's like a comedy.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That is a comedy.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
If in nineteen eighty three you want to build your
family home here in the West, you head up Alexander
Drive and snap up a seven hundred square meter block
in the new suburb of Balladua for under thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh my, it just sounds ridiculous for nineteen eighty three,
not eighteen exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's not. Little house in the prairie.
Little House in Baladura. Two was to perf and eighty
three included dire straits, John Denver, Birmingham New Romantics with
their frilly shirts, aurand Aroan. Of course, there was an
Aussie double bill that I went to at the entertainment
center down there on Wellington Street featuring Australian crawl and real.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Life great band Yeah under Races.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah I think so.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's song took off in America because it was I
think a baseball team called the Angels East to play
all the time. David Steerry, his name was Future Stars
born in eighty three included actors Chris Hemsworth, Adam Driver,
Emily Blunt, some great names. The one and only Amy
Winehouse was born then as well Miss former Eagle, and
of course Brandlow Medalist Chris Judd who went over to
Carlton and WA cricket star Sean Marsh who was an
(05:18):
Australian opening batsman for a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Eighty three was a great time of change in Australian politics.
Former trade union boss Bob Hawk became Prime Minister, replacing
Malcolm Fraser. Yes is a name and former TV reporter
Here in the West, Brian Burke replaced Ray O'Connor as
WA premier. For the true believers, the Labour Party were
getting strong. The biggest movies of eighty three included Star Wars,
Return of the Jedi and don't ask me about what
(05:42):
number it was because I get confused because of all
the different stories the morale.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, the first one became, the fourth one became.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So I think it had a different number, but it
was the second movie I believe first. Yeah. Anyway, Flash Airs,
which is the fourth Yeah, Flash Chance was huge. Irene
Cara big.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
For welders everywhere, of course, lady welders.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Lady welders turns into their own terms of endearment. With
Shirley McClain, she's a different catadity.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I love Shirley McLean and that was a great movie.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Deborah Winger Everywhere and Jack Nicholson and Jack Whatt a
line up Unreal now Here at Home. Tom Burlinson had
done Man from Snowy River, Nancy's Snowy River too, and
then in eighty three he did Firelap. You think he
was getting maybe a bit typecast as a horse guy Firelap.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You surprised what.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
People will do if they stand to lose a million
pounds carry.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I wanted to hurt a champion like Farler.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
You're putting his whole future at risk. Harry.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
If you call the police, they're only going to ask
why the horse is getting all these threats.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Understand, lookerve to yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
And your horse.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
The film is that a couple of coconuts? I think
so grail that they're using for the sound of the horse.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Clip clop, clip clop, But don't you think it sounds
like against the film's I was going to get shot
in at and tall in the restaurant. So that was
all these easygo And since then Tom Burninson has become
like a Sinatra singa song. Yeah he is brilliant. Puts
the suit on from the Tragic Music Box from nineteen
eighty three, on ninety six a FM.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
More Clezy Lisa More podcasts.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Soon eat it?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No, I don't want to smell it. I feel sick.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Will you eat it? Will you try it during the
news or something. I had to remove it from the
studio as we opened the phones and text to talk
about what was the weird food you tried at someone's house?
And I said before that I would get claresy to
try the weird thing I tried at my parents' house
once it qualifies as someone else's house when you don't
(07:45):
live there. It was dried cuttlefish that Dad thought he
would have a go at. Now Susie, our producer, found yeah,
something in an Asian grossy yesterday which she thought would
be relatively close to dried cuttlefish. But it's dried baby
(08:07):
squid and it's now this what we What I ate
at Dad's house that time was very small piece little slivers,
a way for thin like the end of the Monty
Python movie. Just a we thin, we thin bit of
you know, almost what Susie just brought into the studio.
Then on a plate was a size of a baby's head,
(08:32):
whole dried squid, stinky, and it stuck.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Can't get the smell out of my nostrils.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And we said we are in a locked vault studio.
That has to go. I cannot sit here on the
desk for one minute. Get it out.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's out. It's been removed from the building. But we
we might just go and have a little try.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'll put some veggie mine.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I drownded out with sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
During the break. Meantime, ed Scheran on his loop chre
and up to the stadium on Saturday, the thirty first
of January next year. Obviously tickets, two of them up
for grabs. Give us a call thirteen ten sixty five
or text zero four seven six ninety six ninety six
ninety six. Adrian and Barbara's already a texted he had
clam chowder somewhere, and you can stick the chowder up.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Ye clam proverbial clacker.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I like chowder, but my chat it was corn chowder.
Corn chowder, not clam chowder. Maybe the clowns are what
Adrian didn't like.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Baby tell us, not baby squid chow.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Tell us what weird food you tried at someone's house.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Okay, get into that. Speaking of seafood, I did have.
I realized on my honeymoon when I married Suzanne right
nineteen ninety five, we went over to visit her rallies
over there in New Zealand, South Island, New Zealand, and
they have they live in these little places. They have
little holiday shacks called batches, and they make white bait fritters.
And I tried white bait fritters and they leave the
(10:10):
eyeballs in and Susan doesn't eat them. She's just sitting
there laughing at me. And I'm trying to oppress the
in laws. Would you like some more? And I'm like
taken bite by bite when to get through?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Sure, laughing even more? You want to wait the crunchy
eyeballs as well?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know they're tiny, little teeny things in the name ba. Yeah,
but to catch a bigger fish.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Many people see them as a delicacy.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, I've never people see this squid thing that?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Did you feel it? It was like I tried to put
a knife, it was like a rock my fingers. Well
that's going to have to be wrapped up and putting
an outside bin.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yes, I reckon Jody and Dunk Craig.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
What did I have? It was a tuna surprise.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Part surprise, I mean, I like, but the surprise sounds frightening,
take me through.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Water just thinking about it. Oh god. So I just
met this guy taking me home to his family trying
to make a good impression in the pie was mash tuna,
jellied eels, can the kitchen think basically hello? And I was,
and I was like, it's fine, it's going to be
tot with cheese, you know, like it's going to be fine.
(11:20):
Oh my goodness, Like I'm trying not to get thinking
about it now, Like even just opening a tin of
tuna just sets me off.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Really. The jellied eels ruined you for tuna as well.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
It's my gosh, it was floppy but crime, oh my word.
And then his son was like, Jodie, would you like
a second? Oh, I feel like I'm pretty full and.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'm never going to wake this again.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now make you feel about that?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The relationship?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yeah, well, at the time, you know, love is blind.
You don't think your red take flags, you know, yeah,
your fair. And then after we split, I was like,
I should have seen those red flats.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, they were all through that far?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Well, what on surviving that?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
J thanks, thank you, jellied Eel.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And you're trying to put your thinking the cheese will
make it better, the cheese will make it better. He's
not making its joy.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Hey, what did you try at someone else's house? It
was actually my husband. We're on our honeymoon and we're
in Singapore and we were having breakfast at the buffet
and everybody was getting picking up these like what they
look like parcel things.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
And I said, oh, you should get one of them
and go and try it, because you know, I'll make
him try everything first. And he's just like, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So he worked over and he got it and he
came back to the table and put it down and
I was like, okay, we're opening it up. I was like,
oh my god, what is that smell?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And he opened up.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He's like, oh, he's like sing roy flat.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I was like, oh, stingray flap.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
What the hell?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
He's like, everybody's eating it? Oh wait, oh no, no,
I mean so he tried it, but it was so salty.
He was just like nah, and the smell, the smell
just got yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
At the table down round in a game that passed
the part absolutely because it's like looking.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I was like, oh my god, why are they'm looking
at us? And he's thry reaching.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I was like, yeah, breakfast, you went the lucky dip
and it wasn't so lucky. I think that also was
a surprise, absolutely sting ray flap. Who would have thought
he's ending the flap sending the flaps back?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Not for breakfast allay, while I look up things to
do with dried baby squit, so we've got a whole
pack of.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It, were making in the chips.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Jen had pickled sheep's brains at her pump's house. She's
not gonna lie. It was rank, looked like brawn, but
the texture and taste was well, let's just say she's
put a whole bunch of emojis, none of them too pleasant.
Scotland's Murdy had boiled rabbit at a school friend's farm.
Had to look like I enjoyed it. Well, I mean,
(14:11):
boiled anything is not good as it. I'm sure if
it was in a you know, a nice French dish
boiler they might have made on Master Chef, it would
be okay. But yeah, boiled, yeah, that's that's way too
Facial attraction.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It is very fatal attraction. That's exactly where my head's going.
It's going out lowly. Did I read it?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Where you're going?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What did you have?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
What was the weird thing you ate?
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
They used to when they used to kill a piek,
they used to boil the milk, I mean the blood.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Oh yes, yep, from the pit and then it.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Becomes yeah, and then it becomes very thick like a paste.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Right, yeah, when you ate that.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I was young.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Do you put it on toast or something on a cracker?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I don't know, but it was And now I can't
have anything that's been a lot meat that's got bloody.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
All surprised reader? That kind of thing stays with you.
Oh no, I thank you, thank.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
You very much.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Voice is still quivering because of it.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I got reader off there. I felt terrible. Aeron and
pinera last call this morning? What did you what weird food?
If we tried at someone else's house?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
You know what? I've tried a lot I have from
ling and I I have to defend white bait for it,
for it the awesome I mean anthropies, for God's sake,
makes innoculars compared to we have no, we have some
weird stuff. So there's a thing called it tenna, right,
(15:51):
basically it's kenner, okay, so basically looks like it's a seafood.
It looks like a rolled up pedgehog tried to kill
you. You've actually got to go. You've got to throw it
off a rock and then where it attaches to the rock,
you go up in the soft bit because everything else
is spiny and hers and grape out the slimy stuff
(16:11):
on the inside. Oh god, yeah, I can't stand the
smell of it. And abaloney is the same. We call
it parlor and you crooked it to a fresh and
you've got to be careful because otherwise it turned in
and rubber, so you're disgusting rubber.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
And the other one, we have a thing called mutton bird.
So it's sort of like a fat little pigeon. So
it's it's delicacy when it's fat, so it's slimy and
and just.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Not yeah, to be honest, And that was made worse
by my wife sitting there laughing at me talking about
crunchy eyes.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
So had yeah, like chroscope, there was a lot.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Of Yeah, she should have eaten them too because she
was from tim Arrow.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But anyway, bye, all right, Well, I am off to
cook Clerzy a fugufish.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Don't talk about things from the ocean. This summe of
Morning Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
More clas more podcast soon The Sure Report on ninety
six AIRM.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Ozzie Osborne's funeral is on later today our time. Birmingham's
Council has announced the city will say it's final goodbyes
to their hometown legend today. A procession carrying Ozzi's heart
will travel through the city alongside his family, ending at
the Black Sabbath Bridge and Bench on Broad Street. Ozzie
will then be laid to rest in a private funeral.
There's a site online called Black Sabbath Bench dot co
(17:57):
dot uk that has a live stream fee of the bench.
I had to look at it this morning and there
was a big crowd there, and of course it was
about nine o'clock last night, you know when I was looking, well,
you know, nine o'clock Tuesday night. There people have been
visiting and leaving flowers. It's going to be absolutely packed
later on today. Sean Diddy Coomb's lawyers are still trying
(18:18):
to get him released ahead of his Octrober sentencing, when
he will probably be going to jail. He was denied
bail at the end of his trial, but yesterday his
lawyers petitioned the judge to release him on a fifty
million dollar bond and allow him to live in his
Miami mansion. Wally waits. If you've just watched Eric Banner
in Untamed on Netflix I have, you will be happy
to hear it's been renewed for season two already. Untamed
(18:41):
was originally announced as a one off limited series, but
the drama set within Your seventy National Park, which also
had Sam Neil in it, premiered to strong ratings and
critical acclaim when it launched just a couple of weeks ago,
leading to its speedy renewal. Eddie Murphy is going to
play inspectacleusotview Pink Panther movie. When asked if Clouseau would
(19:01):
still be French, Murphy equipped maybe, well, he has to
be French, but he could also be Haitian. I will
tell you he's black. He's black for sure. And one
more that was Eddie Yeah, And one more bit of
sequel news. My best friend's wedding too is in the works.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Really Why do we need.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
A sequel to this? It was a great movie, but
it's done. Her best friend got married. End a story.
Stop unnecessarily trying to milk things, Hollywood, get a new idea.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah that's good. B's in the building.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Bars in time for a break with Barra. Just a
little bit of a chitter chatter. Enjoy having you come
in to talk sports. So we wanted you to come
in just to talk life at Barra. So what should
we talk about this way does? Let's kick it off
with the fact that you and I have something in common.
We love dogs?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Do we love dogs? I absolutely love dogs. Are so joyous,
so wonderful, almost magical.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I reckon, how many dogs have you got?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I've got two the moment, I used to have three pugs,
and which is always very funny when I walked them
because I've got no neck and they've got no neck.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
People were crashing cars driving by. Look a barrel with
his looked.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
It's absolutely ridiculous. But now I've got at least a
fourteen year old thorn pug. So I lost too. I'll
tell you about that a bit later on that end
of life stuff. You never the only you, just the
only floor in dogs is they don't live long enough. Yeah,
I reckon that's their only floor. So but so now
it's all pets and lost. Who got one fourteen year
(20:38):
old fawn pug named Lily. And then we got Frank,
a Cavalier cross friend Frank.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Frank's gorgeous, Frank.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
How does that mix? Genetic? Freaky? Is hey?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
The other day though, I met a dog called a
Pomski a Pomsky. It's a Pomeranian cross with a husky.
What really, he looked like a tiny wolf on steroids
at a huge personality, yeah and turn tiny fluffy thing,
but like I'm basically a huge personality.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
He's have to listen to his name. His name was Halbert.
That's cool because he howled Halbert. Yeah, you know, like
our huskies.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
How so when this little thing hold you've never seen
nothing like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Like a husky? That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
That's cute though.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Anyways, speaking of weird creatures, Frankie, I'll tell you a
quick story about him. The other day he went out
outside and got caught in the martin. So he's running
up and down our passageway and causing mayhem.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
So there's muddy, he's filthy.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah, and I'm thinking I got to clean the passageway.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
So going to the cupboard.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Right under underneath the you know, the kitchen your day,
underneath the sink, and there's something I can there with
wood on it, and I'm thinking, this is it mister Sheen. OK,
right now, I'm thinking that's fine. So I spray heap
with mister Sheen and polish it up. Looks it's gleaming,
it looks fantastic.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It's going to miss slipperys.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Joe came home slipped over like she's on Dancing on ice, yes,
or Tom Cruise in Risky.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Business Rock and roll.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Because apparently you're not supposed to use mister Sheen on
floorboards floorboard so I didn't know that. I just but
it was on the can. Actually, if you've got because
I remember the ad when I was growing up. You two,
this is the ad. This is the ad I remember, right,
and it says wood in there.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's easy to tell where you think.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You can trust mister Sheen to look after your furniture
for you?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Does difference?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It was fuddy catch all the arms on your old
couch might have been wood. And then yes.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I thought it was for the floor and I found
and when I really knew I'd made a mistake, I mean,
do stupid stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
The other day, I had a leak in my bathroom
and it was to change a washer and I.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Just had to get the thing off and I got
the biggest wrench about the size of a cricket bat terrific, Yeah,
and I wrenched it so much I snapped the pipe
over prepared, I had to call the plumber, got six
hundred bucks for a two dollars wash out.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It was.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
It was actually unbelievable, but to be somber for one moment. Lily,
she's fifteen, right, and she got onto that floor and slipped,
and she was like a thorn octopus. You know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I was looking for something.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
I was going to go straight out like the downward
dog in yoga Bambi exactly. But it was a real
wake up call to me less because it was like, Wow,
she's not the girl she used to be, and she's
getting really old, and it starts getting.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
You thinking about things, and.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
You know, the vet starts talking about quality of life
and you're going, oh my god, we're on the runway again.
And then there's Frankie who is just so joyous, and
you know he's a good boy. He's a good boy boy,
and you say to a thousand times, he still loves it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
When you go out, do you say to your job,
I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, and you come back for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
La the cat. He doesn't matter if I'm going for
five minutes or a whole day. I say I'll be
back in a minute.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
The only things that greet you when you come home
now aren't And even if you're just taking the bins out,
I reckon you come back.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Dad, you're back, and say good to see.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
When do we go for a walk? Dad?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
I saw this bloke. He's a made of mine. He's
got a chow chow you know, it's real fuffy ones
as well. And he told me this funny story how
after he got the dog shaved for summer, the dog
would take it for a walk and he keeps sitting
down all the time, like just would sit down and
wouldn't walk. And he talked to the vet and he goes, oh, yeah,
so if you just had a groom to you, he goes, oh,
(25:12):
he's got breezy bum. Apparently when you shave their butts right,
and they get wind on it for the first time.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I guess I can relate to that.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I meant to mention to you as well that I'm
injured at the moment. Did I tell you that I've
actually hurt my foot? So I went to the doctor
has this and he goes, you may have gout? Oh really,
I said, what what am I? Henry the eighth? Well,
I mean, is it still around?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Apparently it is the thing.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
I googled it. I said, don't google it. Don't google it,
because you start making it. You will, I tell you
it's doctor. Google is the worst. Don't you reckon?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Don't go there, you parents.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
You can't even put a sheet on it, saying I
will find out soon if I'll report back.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'm sure there are other people.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
It's so painful, so she can't put a sheet on it,
like on your toe joint.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What about when you put a shoe on.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That's why I was hobbling in.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I saw Rod Stewart in concert once and he had gout,
but he was still kicking the soccer balls into the crowd.
I know what he was thinking, because bloody it might
have been. He might have gone the lefty.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
He had some help as well.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of things you can do for it. Anyway,
I'll report back. Look, I was going to tell you
about this story at seven. It was pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
The other night.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
So Charlotte Goodlett was leaving. She's having twins right, our
weather presenter. Fantastic lady. She's married to Kieran Jack. He's
at the West Coast Eagles and now used to be
a Swan Star. And so it was my job to
give her flowers at the end of the news.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You know how we do that sometimes, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
That wasn't it, back judged Tony.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
It was all I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
If I kiss her, will she full away?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
He got done beautifully.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
But there was some flowers behind my chair and was
in a box and from herdsman Fresh, so a massive
beautiful yeah. But unbeknownst to me, they had a heap
of water at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Of Looking Fresh.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
It's on an angle.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I was expecting that in a box.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
In the break.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
So you get a three minute break right before the
weather and she does the weather at the end.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I was going to do the presentation, so.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I lift him up and I'm thinking I'll just put
it on the desk, and all the water came flying
out onto the news dead into the computers.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
It's about step five to the whole joint.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
We got three minutes.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Everyone's panicking, even even for old Charlotte's up on the desk,
you know, trying to wipe it with. She's grabbing paper
and Tim was laughing and he didn't help at all.
Tim McMillan eating.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
He thought it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
He was hoping that it was on my pants.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
This is going to be brilliant, you know what.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
He's like, He's a real cake. And so we get
and so I've got wet pants as well. So I
have to step down off the off the set, down
to where the weather bit is with the flowers with
wet pants. How many people saw it and hand him over.
Unfortunately I kissed her and she did accept it and
she didn't And in the end I think I said
(28:30):
something like we love you.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Oh, that's the best thing that could come to it.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
When in doubt, I'll get you a towel.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Ye crazy And Lisa
Powered by the Myheart Radio app from ninety six airfam
to wherever you're listening today. This is Claresy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, the Tale of Clerzy texting
his wife and a co worker at the same time
and an accident happened.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Could be love blooming in the workplace in a barrel.
Pop by to talk about pugs and gout.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
My best friend's wedding is getting a sequel. We don't
know why.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
We took calls on the weird food you tried at
someone's house, and we had a very stinky squid in
the studio, never to be forgotten.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
And Clarsey opened his tragic music box to nineteen eighty
three yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
LeSEA, I want to hear this as I've touched on.
I was communicating with our music director Jeff, but a
few song suggestions for next week's show, okay, And you
know sometimes we've thrown a few that are like an
anniversary of a gig or someone's birthday or whatever. And
I like to stir Jeff a little bit and put
in a few little Easter eggs for him in the list.
So over now and then like a couple of weeks
(00:58):
ago I added to the list Maclamore Rift Shot just
to see what he'd say. I didn't hear it didn't
get played. In fact, it didn't get played. He came
back with if I played back one more, clzy, I'll
be out of a job. Every now and then I
pop in Sound Gardens Black Hole Sun because we love
that song and Chris Cornell's voice is one of the
(01:19):
greatest rock history. Ye. So I was communicating with Jeff,
but it's dangerous practice. But at the same time as
communicating with my wife Laurie, who was just downstairs yesterday,
and she.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Was downstairs and you were sending her texts.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, yeah, I was doing some work upstairs. While I
call it workers preparing music stuff, does the real work,
is it? She was watching some baking show.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yell down the stairs.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well I could have yeah, yeah, go on, couldn't the
point of the I could have walked down good night.
So this is how the messages went. This is all
on text, so dangerous, Jeff, I can't pay Macamore clzy,
I'll be out of a job me. I was just
testing your mate. You know what it's like, Laurie. I'm
having trouble paying this account me. I'll come down in five. Jeff,
(02:09):
you're a steric lazy lorry. Would you like a hard drink?
Love me? Thank you, my darling. To Jeff. I said
thank you, my darling to Jeff. Guess what I got back?
What Jeff? No worry sweety Pie rolled down the stairs
and embarrassment like, I like sterring Jeff, but he's come
(02:29):
back with gold. No, I sent him a message. I
didn't really that was hilarious, so I sent him After
I got no whry sweety Pie, I just came back
and said, Oops, that was for Laurie.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Too good.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
But it's a dangerous practice.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Oh, it's totally dangerous.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Seriously, thought i'd sent that to her with you, my darling.
So Jeff and I are dating, and don't tell Laurie.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Delving deep into the malarchives of Earth music history clazy
trash music blocks.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Today least we're going back to that year of nineteen
eighty three.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ah, I was still at school.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
We're just little babies, bies. I was in I'd moved
to Merriden to come try my hand at AM radio,
and you were just in your school out there. Just
think about that? Should we move on. Yes, before I
call hr, I won't answer you. It's funny, okay. Nineteen
(03:29):
eighty three, you could head up to Well, you head
up Great Eastern Highway to El Cabello Blanco.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Oh, where you'll have a barrel of phone.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh, Tony Barber, if you get a four course dinner
and show these spectacular and illusion dancing stallions.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
We spoke to Tony Baba, didn't we It was he
sang the song.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Ye.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Look if horses didn't do it for you. If you
want entertainment, what about the savoy adult cinema and a
street in the mall.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's where we got the music for the opener of
this Boom Boom boom.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You can enjoy r rated films like the Insatiable Maryland
Chambers showing off her actings. I'm told the cinema to
phoghotography in that movie was brilliant.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Really.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
In eighty three Great Stories, you can buy a three
bedroom townhouse in Como for fifty nine grand. Oh, I
don't rub it in. You could rent her house in
Shenton Park for seventy five bucks a week. That's funny. No,
it's like a comedy.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That is a comedy.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
If in nineteen eighty three you want to build your
family home here in the West, you head up Alexander
Drive and snap up a seven hundred square meter block
in the new suburb of Balladua for under thirteen thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Oh my, it just sounds ridiculous for nineteen eighty three,
not eighteen exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, yeah, no, it's not. Little house in the prairie.
Little House in Baladura. Two was to perf and eighty
three included dire straits, John Denver, Birmingham New Romantics with
their frilly shirts, aurand Aroan. Of course, there was an
Aussie double bill that I went to at the entertainment
center down there on Wellington Street featuring Australian crawl and real.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Life great band Yeah under Races.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah I think so.
Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
That's song took off in America because it was I
think a baseball team called the Angels East to play
all the time. David Steerry, his name was Future Stars
born in eighty three included actors Chris Hemsworth, Adam Driver,
Emily Blunt, some great names. The one and only Amy
Winehouse was born then as well Miss former Eagle, and
of course Brandlow Medalist Chris Judd who went over to
Carlton and WA cricket star Sean Marsh who was an
(05:18):
Australian opening batsman for a long time.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Eighty three was a great time of change in Australian politics.
Former trade union boss Bob Hawk became Prime Minister, replacing
Malcolm Fraser. Yes is a name and former TV reporter
Here in the West, Brian Burke replaced Ray O'Connor as
WA premier. For the true believers, the Labour Party were
getting strong. The biggest movies of eighty three included Star Wars,
Return of the Jedi and don't ask me about what
(05:42):
number it was because I get confused because of all
the different stories the morale.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Yeah, the first one became, the fourth one became.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
So I think it had a different number, but it
was the second movie I believe first. Yeah. Anyway, Flash Airs,
which is the fourth Yeah, Flash Chance was huge. Irene
Cara big.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
For welders everywhere, of course, lady welders.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Lady welders turns into their own terms of endearment. With
Shirley McClain, she's a different catadity.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I love Shirley McLean and that was a great movie.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Deborah Winger Everywhere and Jack Nicholson and Jack Whatt a
line up Unreal now Here at Home. Tom Burlinson had
done Man from Snowy River, Nancy's Snowy River too, and
then in eighty three he did Firelap. You think he
was getting maybe a bit typecast as a horse guy Firelap.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
You surprised what.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
People will do if they stand to lose a million
pounds carry.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
I wanted to hurt a champion like Farler.
Speaker 6 (06:35):
You're putting his whole future at risk. Harry.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
If you call the police, they're only going to ask
why the horse is getting all these threats.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Understand, lookerve to yourself.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
And your horse.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
The film is that a couple of coconuts? I think
so grail that they're using for the sound of the horse.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Clip clop, clip clop, But don't you think it sounds
like against the film's I was going to get shot
in at and tall in the restaurant. So that was
all these easygo And since then Tom Burninson has become
like a Sinatra singa song. Yeah he is brilliant. Puts
the suit on from the Tragic Music Box from nineteen
eighty three, on ninety six a FM.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
More Clezy Lisa More podcasts.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Soon eat it?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
No, I don't want to smell it. I feel sick.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Will you eat it? Will you try it during the
news or something. I had to remove it from the
studio as we opened the phones and text to talk
about what was the weird food you tried at someone's house?
And I said before that I would get claresy to
try the weird thing I tried at my parents' house
once it qualifies as someone else's house when you don't
(07:45):
live there. It was dried cuttlefish that Dad thought he
would have a go at. Now Susie, our producer, found yeah,
something in an Asian grossy yesterday which she thought would
be relatively close to dried cuttlefish. But it's dried baby
(08:07):
squid and it's now this what we What I ate
at Dad's house that time was very small piece little slivers,
a way for thin like the end of the Monty
Python movie. Just a we thin, we thin bit of
you know, almost what Susie just brought into the studio.
Then on a plate was a size of a baby's head,
(08:32):
whole dried squid, stinky, and it stuck.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Can't get the smell out of my nostrils.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And we said we are in a locked vault studio.
That has to go. I cannot sit here on the
desk for one minute. Get it out.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
It's out. It's been removed from the building. But we
we might just go and have a little try.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
I'll put some veggie mine.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I want to know.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
I drownded out with sauce.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
During the break. Meantime, ed Scheran on his loop chre
and up to the stadium on Saturday, the thirty first
of January next year. Obviously tickets, two of them up
for grabs. Give us a call thirteen ten sixty five
or text zero four seven six ninety six ninety six
ninety six. Adrian and Barbara's already a texted he had
clam chowder somewhere, and you can stick the chowder up.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Ye clam proverbial clacker.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I like chowder, but my chat it was corn chowder.
Corn chowder, not clam chowder. Maybe the clowns are what
Adrian didn't like.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Baby tell us, not baby squid chow.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Tell us what weird food you tried at someone's house.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Okay, get into that. Speaking of seafood, I did have.
I realized on my honeymoon when I married Suzanne right
nineteen ninety five, we went over to visit her rallies
over there in New Zealand, South Island, New Zealand, and
they have they live in these little places. They have
little holiday shacks called batches, and they make white bait fritters.
And I tried white bait fritters and they leave the
(10:10):
eyeballs in and Susan doesn't eat them. She's just sitting
there laughing at me. And I'm trying to oppress the
in laws. Would you like some more? And I'm like
taken bite by bite when to get through?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Sure, laughing even more? You want to wait the crunchy
eyeballs as well?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
You know they're tiny, little teeny things in the name ba. Yeah,
but to catch a bigger fish.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Many people see them as a delicacy.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Yeah, I've never people see this squid thing that?
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Did you feel it? It was like I tried to put
a knife, it was like a rock my fingers. Well
that's going to have to be wrapped up and putting
an outside bin.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yes, I reckon Jody and Dunk Craig.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Hello, good morning.
Speaker 7 (10:49):
What did I have? It was a tuna surprise.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Part surprise, I mean, I like, but the surprise sounds frightening,
take me through.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Water just thinking about it. Oh god. So I just
met this guy taking me home to his family trying
to make a good impression in the pie was mash tuna,
jellied eels, can the kitchen think basically hello? And I was,
and I was like, it's fine, it's going to be
tot with cheese, you know, like it's going to be fine.
(11:20):
Oh my goodness, Like I'm trying not to get thinking
about it now, Like even just opening a tin of
tuna just sets me off.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Really. The jellied eels ruined you for tuna as well.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
It's my gosh, it was floppy but crime, oh my word.
And then his son was like, Jodie, would you like
a second? Oh, I feel like I'm pretty full and.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
I'm never going to wake this again.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Now make you feel about that?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
The relationship?
Speaker 7 (11:53):
Yeah, well, at the time, you know, love is blind.
You don't think your red take flags, you know, yeah,
your fair. And then after we split, I was like,
I should have seen those red flats.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Yeah, they were all through that far?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Well, what on surviving that?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
J thanks, thank you, jellied Eel.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And you're trying to put your thinking the cheese will
make it better, the cheese will make it better. He's
not making its joy.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Hey, what did you try at someone else's house? It
was actually my husband. We're on our honeymoon and we're
in Singapore and we were having breakfast at the buffet
and everybody was getting picking up these like what they
look like parcel things.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
And I said, oh, you should get one of them
and go and try it, because you know, I'll make
him try everything first. And he's just like, okay, cool.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
So he worked over and he got it and he
came back to the table and put it down and
I was like, okay, we're opening it up. I was like,
oh my god, what is that smell?
Speaker 5 (12:52):
And he opened up.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
He's like, oh, he's like sing roy flat.
Speaker 3 (12:57):
I was like, oh, stingray flap.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
What the hell?
Speaker 5 (13:04):
He's like, everybody's eating it? Oh wait, oh no, no,
I mean so he tried it, but it was so salty.
He was just like nah, and the smell, the smell
just got yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
At the table down round in a game that passed
the part absolutely because it's like looking.
Speaker 5 (13:23):
I was like, oh my god, why are they'm looking
at us? And he's thry reaching.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
I was like, yeah, breakfast, you went the lucky dip
and it wasn't so lucky. I think that also was
a surprise, absolutely sting ray flap. Who would have thought
he's ending the flap sending the flaps back?
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Not for breakfast allay, while I look up things to
do with dried baby squit, so we've got a whole
pack of.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
It, were making in the chips.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Jen had pickled sheep's brains at her pump's house. She's
not gonna lie. It was rank, looked like brawn, but
the texture and taste was well, let's just say she's
put a whole bunch of emojis, none of them too pleasant.
Scotland's Murdy had boiled rabbit at a school friend's farm.
Had to look like I enjoyed it. Well, I mean,
(14:11):
boiled anything is not good as it. I'm sure if
it was in a you know, a nice French dish
boiler they might have made on Master Chef, it would
be okay. But yeah, boiled, yeah, that's that's way too
Facial attraction.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It is very fatal attraction. That's exactly where my head's going.
It's going out lowly. Did I read it?
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (14:31):
Where you're going?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good?
Speaker 2 (14:33):
What did you have?
Speaker 3 (14:34):
What was the weird thing you ate?
Speaker 7 (14:36):
Well?
Speaker 5 (14:36):
They used to when they used to kill a piek,
they used to boil the milk, I mean the blood.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Oh yes, yep, from the pit and then it.
Speaker 5 (14:43):
Becomes yeah, and then it becomes very thick like a paste.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Right, yeah, when you ate that.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
I was young.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Do you put it on toast or something on a cracker?
Speaker 5 (15:01):
I don't know, but it was And now I can't
have anything that's been a lot meat that's got bloody.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
All surprised reader? That kind of thing stays with you.
Oh no, I thank you, thank.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
You very much.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Voice is still quivering because of it.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
I got reader off there. I felt terrible. Aeron and
pinera last call this morning? What did you what weird food?
If we tried at someone else's house?
Speaker 5 (15:30):
You know what? I've tried a lot I have from
ling and I I have to defend white bait for it,
for it the awesome I mean anthropies, for God's sake,
makes innoculars compared to we have no, we have some
weird stuff. So there's a thing called it tenna, right,
(15:51):
basically it's kenner, okay, so basically looks like it's a seafood.
It looks like a rolled up pedgehog tried to kill
you. You've actually got to go. You've got to throw it
off a rock and then where it attaches to the rock,
you go up in the soft bit because everything else
is spiny and hers and grape out the slimy stuff
(16:11):
on the inside. Oh god, yeah, I can't stand the
smell of it. And abaloney is the same. We call
it parlor and you crooked it to a fresh and
you've got to be careful because otherwise it turned in
and rubber, so you're disgusting rubber.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
And the other one, we have a thing called mutton bird.
So it's sort of like a fat little pigeon. So
it's it's delicacy when it's fat, so it's slimy and
and just.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Not yeah, to be honest, And that was made worse
by my wife sitting there laughing at me talking about
crunchy eyes.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
So had yeah, like chroscope, there was a lot.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Of Yeah, she should have eaten them too because she
was from tim Arrow.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
But anyway, bye, all right, Well, I am off to
cook Clerzy a fugufish.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Don't talk about things from the ocean. This summe of
Morning Breakfast.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
More clas more podcast soon The Sure Report on ninety
six AIRM.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Ozzie Osborne's funeral is on later today our time. Birmingham's
Council has announced the city will say it's final goodbyes
to their hometown legend today. A procession carrying Ozzi's heart
will travel through the city alongside his family, ending at
the Black Sabbath Bridge and Bench on Broad Street. Ozzie
will then be laid to rest in a private funeral.
There's a site online called Black Sabbath Bench dot co
(17:57):
dot uk that has a live stream fee of the bench.
I had to look at it this morning and there
was a big crowd there, and of course it was
about nine o'clock last night, you know when I was looking, well,
you know, nine o'clock Tuesday night. There people have been
visiting and leaving flowers. It's going to be absolutely packed
later on today. Sean Diddy Coomb's lawyers are still trying
(18:18):
to get him released ahead of his Octrober sentencing, when
he will probably be going to jail. He was denied
bail at the end of his trial, but yesterday his
lawyers petitioned the judge to release him on a fifty
million dollar bond and allow him to live in his
Miami mansion. Wally waits. If you've just watched Eric Banner
in Untamed on Netflix I have, you will be happy
to hear it's been renewed for season two already. Untamed
(18:41):
was originally announced as a one off limited series, but
the drama set within Your seventy National Park, which also
had Sam Neil in it, premiered to strong ratings and
critical acclaim when it launched just a couple of weeks ago,
leading to its speedy renewal. Eddie Murphy is going to
play inspectacleusotview Pink Panther movie. When asked if Clouseau would
(19:01):
still be French, Murphy equipped maybe, well, he has to
be French, but he could also be Haitian. I will
tell you he's black. He's black for sure. And one
more that was Eddie Yeah, And one more bit of
sequel news. My best friend's wedding too is in the works.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Really Why do we need.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
A sequel to this? It was a great movie, but
it's done. Her best friend got married. End a story.
Stop unnecessarily trying to milk things, Hollywood, get a new idea.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Yeah that's good. B's in the building.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Bars in time for a break with Barra. Just a
little bit of a chitter chatter. Enjoy having you come
in to talk sports. So we wanted you to come
in just to talk life at Barra. So what should
we talk about this way does? Let's kick it off
with the fact that you and I have something in common.
We love dogs?
Speaker 6 (19:51):
Do we love dogs? I absolutely love dogs. Are so joyous,
so wonderful, almost magical.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I reckon, how many dogs have you got?
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I've got two the moment, I used to have three pugs,
and which is always very funny when I walked them
because I've got no neck and they've got no neck.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
People were crashing cars driving by. Look a barrel with
his looked.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
It's absolutely ridiculous. But now I've got at least a
fourteen year old thorn pug. So I lost too. I'll
tell you about that a bit later on that end
of life stuff. You never the only you, just the
only floor in dogs is they don't live long enough. Yeah,
I reckon that's their only floor. So but so now
it's all pets and lost. Who got one fourteen year
(20:38):
old fawn pug named Lily. And then we got Frank,
a Cavalier cross friend Frank.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Frank's gorgeous, Frank.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
How does that mix? Genetic? Freaky? Is hey?
Speaker 6 (20:50):
The other day though, I met a dog called a
Pomski a Pomsky. It's a Pomeranian cross with a husky.
What really, he looked like a tiny wolf on steroids
at a huge personality, yeah and turn tiny fluffy thing,
but like I'm basically a huge personality.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
He's have to listen to his name. His name was Halbert.
That's cool because he howled Halbert. Yeah, you know, like
our huskies.
Speaker 6 (21:20):
How so when this little thing hold you've never seen
nothing like, what the hell is that?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Like a husky? That's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
That's cute though.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
Anyways, speaking of weird creatures, Frankie, I'll tell you a
quick story about him. The other day he went out
outside and got caught in the martin. So he's running
up and down our passageway and causing mayhem.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
So there's muddy, he's filthy.
Speaker 6 (21:46):
Yeah, and I'm thinking I got to clean the passageway.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
So going to the cupboard.
Speaker 6 (21:51):
Right under underneath the you know, the kitchen your day,
underneath the sink, and there's something I can there with
wood on it, and I'm thinking, this is it mister Sheen. OK,
right now, I'm thinking that's fine. So I spray heap
with mister Sheen and polish it up. Looks it's gleaming,
it looks fantastic.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
It's going to miss slipperys.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
Joe came home slipped over like she's on Dancing on ice, yes,
or Tom Cruise in Risky.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Business Rock and roll.
Speaker 6 (22:24):
Because apparently you're not supposed to use mister Sheen on
floorboards floorboard so I didn't know that. I just but
it was on the can. Actually, if you've got because
I remember the ad when I was growing up. You two,
this is the ad. This is the ad I remember, right,
and it says wood in there.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
It's easy to tell where you think.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
You can trust mister Sheen to look after your furniture
for you?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Does difference?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
It was fuddy catch all the arms on your old
couch might have been wood. And then yes.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I thought it was for the floor and I found
and when I really knew I'd made a mistake, I mean,
do stupid stuff like that.
Speaker 4 (23:11):
The other day, I had a leak in my bathroom
and it was to change a washer and I.
Speaker 6 (23:16):
Just had to get the thing off and I got
the biggest wrench about the size of a cricket bat terrific, Yeah,
and I wrenched it so much I snapped the pipe
over prepared, I had to call the plumber, got six
hundred bucks for a two dollars wash out.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
It was.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
It was actually unbelievable, but to be somber for one moment. Lily,
she's fifteen, right, and she got onto that floor and slipped,
and she was like a thorn octopus. You know.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
I was looking for something.
Speaker 6 (23:50):
I was going to go straight out like the downward
dog in yoga Bambi exactly. But it was a real
wake up call to me less because it was like, Wow,
she's not the girl she used to be, and she's
getting really old, and it starts getting.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
You thinking about things, and.
Speaker 6 (24:07):
You know, the vet starts talking about quality of life
and you're going, oh my god, we're on the runway again.
And then there's Frankie who is just so joyous, and
you know he's a good boy. He's a good boy boy,
and you say to a thousand times, he still loves it.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
When you go out, do you say to your job,
I'll be back in a minute.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Yeah, and you come back for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (24:33):
La the cat. He doesn't matter if I'm going for
five minutes or a whole day. I say I'll be
back in a minute.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
The only things that greet you when you come home
now aren't And even if you're just taking the bins out,
I reckon you come back.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Dad, you're back, and say good to see.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
When do we go for a walk? Dad?
Speaker 6 (24:50):
I saw this bloke. He's a made of mine. He's
got a chow chow you know, it's real fuffy ones
as well. And he told me this funny story how
after he got the dog shaved for summer, the dog
would take it for a walk and he keeps sitting
down all the time, like just would sit down and
wouldn't walk. And he talked to the vet and he goes, oh, yeah,
so if you just had a groom to you, he goes, oh,
(25:12):
he's got breezy bum. Apparently when you shave their butts right,
and they get wind on it for the first time.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
I guess I can relate to that.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
I meant to mention to you as well that I'm
injured at the moment. Did I tell you that I've
actually hurt my foot? So I went to the doctor
has this and he goes, you may have gout? Oh really,
I said, what what am I? Henry the eighth? Well,
I mean, is it still around?
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Apparently it is the thing.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
I googled it. I said, don't google it. Don't google it,
because you start making it. You will, I tell you
it's doctor. Google is the worst. Don't you reckon?
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Don't go there, you parents.
Speaker 6 (26:02):
You can't even put a sheet on it, saying I
will find out soon if I'll report back.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'm sure there are other people.
Speaker 6 (26:09):
It's so painful, so she can't put a sheet on it,
like on your toe joint.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What about when you put a shoe on.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That's why I was hobbling in.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
I saw Rod Stewart in concert once and he had gout,
but he was still kicking the soccer balls into the crowd.
I know what he was thinking, because bloody it might
have been. He might have gone the lefty.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
He had some help as well.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Yeah, there's a lot of things you can do for it. Anyway,
I'll report back. Look, I was going to tell you
about this story at seven. It was pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
The other night.
Speaker 6 (26:39):
So Charlotte Goodlett was leaving. She's having twins right, our
weather presenter. Fantastic lady. She's married to Kieran Jack. He's
at the West Coast Eagles and now used to be
a Swan Star. And so it was my job to
give her flowers at the end of the news.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
You know how we do that sometimes, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
That wasn't it, back judged Tony.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
It was all I was thinking the same thing.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
If I kiss her, will she full away?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
He got done beautifully.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
But there was some flowers behind my chair and was
in a box and from herdsman Fresh, so a massive
beautiful yeah. But unbeknownst to me, they had a heap
of water at the bottom.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Of Looking Fresh.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
It's on an angle.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
I was expecting that in a box.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
In the break.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
So you get a three minute break right before the
weather and she does the weather at the end.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
I was going to do the presentation, so.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I lift him up and I'm thinking I'll just put
it on the desk, and all the water came flying
out onto the news dead into the computers.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
It's about step five to the whole joint.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I love you.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
We got three minutes.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Everyone's panicking, even even for old Charlotte's up on the desk,
you know, trying to wipe it with. She's grabbing paper
and Tim was laughing and he didn't help at all.
Tim McMillan eating.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
He thought it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
He was hoping that it was on my pants.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
This is going to be brilliant, you know what.
Speaker 6 (28:10):
He's like, He's a real cake. And so we get
and so I've got wet pants as well. So I
have to step down off the off the set, down
to where the weather bit is with the flowers with
wet pants. How many people saw it and hand him over.
Unfortunately I kissed her and she did accept it and
she didn't And in the end I think I said
(28:30):
something like we love you.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
Oh, that's the best thing that could come to it.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
When in doubt, I'll get you a towel.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Ye crazy And Lisa
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