May 14, 2025 • 31 mins
Today Clairsy told Lisa the story of what happened yesterday when he went to pick up his son from work and why he ended up with a big brown stain on his pants.
Movie reviewer Ben O'Shea gave Clairsy & Lisa a behind the scenes peek of some of the things that went on in Margaret River during the filming of Nicholas Cage's movie The Surfer which opens this week, he also told the guys whether the movie is any good or not.
It's Eurovision time and we've got a W.A guy named Go Jo from Manjimup representing Australia this year. Eurovision expert Clint Drieberg called Claisy & Lisa from Basel in Switzerland where this year's event is being held and told them how he'd just watched Go Jo's rehearsal which involves a giant blender.
Lisa pulled a muscle in her shoulder from just a shudder after Clairsy tried to show her Hayden Young's surgery video so they opened the phones to ask how you pulled a muscle.
In The Shaw Report, find out the star who is about to become a grand father for the first time. It will surprise you.
Lisa told Clairsy about her neice's husband's work as an extra in the Geraldton filmed TV series Invisible Boys, and the disappointing family gathering when they all went to watch him on the show.
Clairsy had a request from Lisa to try and help him get into work faster from Fremantle because the traffic lights are slowing him down.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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wherever you're listening today. This is Clarzy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, Clarsey did something rather silly yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You've heard about idiot abroad Carl Pilkington, Right, I was
an idiot in Mainlands. We'll tell you which rocker is
set to become a grandfather.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
We took calls on the most random way you've pulled.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
A muscle, which had to Eurovision expert Clint Reboot.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And beno'chet reviews The Surfer starring Nicholas Cage. Here we
are now with Australia competing in Eurovision. Clint Dreiberg is
in bazil and Switzerland. Hello Clint, could I most.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Cercy and Lisa good, Good morning Perth and a funk pack.
I'm good, but I got to say nineteen seventy four Eurovision.
We all know about abba. Yeah, here's a fun fact
for you. A little lady called Olivia Newton John also night.
She's based forth. She sang for the UK and we
all forget about that. Our livy, we're singing for the
ukre you go from fact for me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And I've learned clean what a great start mate. You
can come on every.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Week now please, I believe you've just seen Gojo boy
from Manjam up rehearsing. How did he go?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh he's looking good and he's got the tough job
but also the fun job of performing live first second
semi final that you have to get up for at
three am per time Friday morning. Sets your clocks a
little bit early. I know you're up around then. Anyway,
us a little bit earlier and watch him SBS. Of
course we'll be taking it live and will we have
(01:37):
to cheer him on. He's absolutely fantastic. He's out there
doing the milkshake Man. He's in a giant blender, he's
in his very tight pants. He gets the crowd going
really well. His little taste some exclusive audio fresh from
rehearsal Gojo doing the milkshake Man.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's just incredible. I mean, you think about you know,
Australia's participation in Eurovision. I think it was Jess Melboy
was the first one who was invited to be a
special guest. And then you know we've heard Guy Sebastian
in many sense, but it's become a bit of a
tradition for us to hit, haven't it?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
It is?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
And we're really loved here. I mean Darby in almost
won the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Came into it.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yes, she was robbed because they changed the voting. I
like your thinking, Lisa, we could have won it, but
the changed we could have won it. She was the
one and still to this day. I mean, I've been
here to the ten Eurovisions we've been part of since
it all began ten years ago for us, and they
still are fascinated. I mean, I'm walking around Basil, this
tiny little town in Switzerland. I looked to the left
(02:56):
as France. If I looked at the right, there's Germany.
People see the Australian flag backpack and they love us
being here. I should don't know why we're here. Explained
that we love it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We loved it for the last years, you.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Know, like sir. A few comments this week saying are
they just going to start calling it World Vision?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And we keep coming back and voyage? Are we here
to of course from? And now we're back with the
boy from man um Up, a little town with what
four thousand people, three hundred kililometers south of Person and
I think he's got the song that could do it.
He'll definitely make the Grand Final and crossed he could
(03:35):
win this thing. Yeah, it fits in backstage as well.
I was talking to him backstage and about how he feels,
how he if he's feeling the love from Western Australia.
He had a little bit of a chat with me backstage.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes I have.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I mean, you know it's coming across from Europe as well,
and you know, like I always say, I feel so
loved back home in Australia, especially when we did the
parade and stuff. You know, I see people holding kangaroos
of the Australian flag and you know, everyone's like very
supportive and it's so cool to see people back home,
even making the big twenty hour flight over here to
support me.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's very very very sweet. Management are yes feeling the
love very much so as well.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I've been hearing like it sounds like every all the bars,
and I mean there's only like two anyway, but they're
all trying to like compete with you know, who's having
the who's having the Eurovision party?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Backstage, it's like a sporting event. Clint h It's all
very exciting.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
It is.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It is the Olympic games. The music clarsy, that's what
I say. I mean, I'm not really into the sport things,
but I get to cheer on it and all these
colors of the world, thirty seven countries. Part. Of course,
there's a bit of politics involved. There's a debate whether
Israel should be anticipated and not. Of course that's the
valid debate. But at the end of the day, it's
just a bit of fun. It's a song competition. It's
(04:48):
a sparkly dyme on te trophy to win at the
end of it all. And you know, hey, if Australia
wins it, where will we host it? Is the big
question at least, I mean, which country will be picked
to host it? For worse, where can we go have
a Eurovision party for Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
With frag Where do you want to go?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Clint from my eleventh one? Greek would be multimating? I mean,
you know, it's a great acts. In the second semi
final there's the Malta girls bouncing around on big red fitballs.
The French girl is singing while she's in a sand
pit with sand falling on her and are going Gojo
(05:23):
in his giant blender. Yeah it look good, but it's
some stiff competition. So if anyone listening in Perth now
needs to tell their friends around the world, we can't
vote for ourselves, all right, at three am Friday morning,
when we're watching on SBS THEND the text messages to
all our friends around the world right and tell them
to vote for Gojo. That's the only way we can
get through.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And then if he gets through, Sunday morning at three
am is when to tune in for the Grand Finals.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
We'll be having a quiet drink all around.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Astraight, it's a quiet milkshow Clint its lovely to chat
to you. Enjoy the Eurovision weekend?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Good and tar guy.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Couldn't target Morgan for us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yesterday when Hayden Young was visiting us and we were
talking about his hamstring surgery, he showed you a video
he did of said surgery.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Fascinating.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I did not want to know. I stuck my fingers
in my ears, sat on the other side of the
room and went la la la. But just the thought
of it gave me when we were talking about it
after the show, just the thought of it gave me
a you need to get a shiver down your spine. Yes,
and you literally like, did do a squirm?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Was that the bit where I said about the detached
the broken, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Do it again because I don't want to do it again.
I had a shiver down my spine. Did the squirm?
Pulled a muscle? I pulled a muscle in just just
south of my right shoulder. Squirming your back by squirt,
by having a cold shiver go down my spine, that's
a problem. That's a that's a random way to pull
a muscle.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And you're not eighty eight, no, not what was going
on there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But it just can happen in the most innocuous word,
in the most innocuous of ways.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Can't it can. I don't know how many times I've
been to a physio and said, They said, what's wrong,
and I go, I've got a funny neck. Not funny,
I go, no, it's not really funny. But I woke
up this way and they said it's probably from something
you did yesterday or the day before. And then you
just sleep in a certain way and it exacerbates the problem.
At least I shivered, you did you shiver was unknown
many many of your.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Time completely unknown.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's embarrassing as well when you get out of the
car and you get a sore spot from getting out
of the car and go, what's going on getting up?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And yeah, you're just getting up.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, just getting getting up to put the.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Kettle on yet up.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Well, we want to hear the most random way you've
pulled a muscle.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You may have been injured dancing at a wedding, not
really putting in too much effort.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It was a Greek wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's understanding.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You can do it in a thigh easy. Jane on
the text said she was taking a photo of a
parente in the pilbrig. Now a PARENTI is like, it's
a type of monitor. Is it very big? You know,
one of the biggest behind the Komodo dragon. And she
didn't know, so she was taking it that it was
starting to puff up, get a bit aggressive, and then
it just shot straight at her great, so she leapt
(08:16):
up so fast she pulled a muscle in her neck.
Oh dear, that's more dramatic than me pulling a muscle,
because the shiver went down.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yours was a bit sad, to be fair, Joan, not bad. Absolutely,
It's get to Jaredale his deaf okay, sort of like
the lame way, the most random way you pulled a muscle?
What was it?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
So?
Speaker 7 (08:35):
You know how most people complain about rolling over and
stealing sheets each other in bed, right, while I rolled
over and pulled a muscle in my neck because my
dog was lying on the bed. No in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh okay, yeah, they take up a bit of room.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Yeah, yeahs old puppy.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's so frustrating too, isn't definitely embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's awful pulling a muscle in your neck, you seem
to You don't realize how much your move your neck
until you pulled a muscle in it.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Yeah, well it's a little bit below my next so
if you know where the collarbone is, that squishy bit
right between your collarbone and your rib.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Not the squishy bit. Yeah, that's what you say to
the physio and you work on a squishy bit.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, thanks for your.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Carolyn in your kind said, I pulled a muscle by
just doing a morning stretch in bed. I was crippled
for three days, Danny said a couple of years back
at a kid's birthday party at a gymnastics studio. Or yes,
you've got to be careful of these dady parents are
all standing around the big ninja wall seeing who was
brave enough to run up the highest Well. I gave
it to go and pulled my calf muscle. Didn't go
(09:45):
to that party the next year.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's just so embarrassing, is it? What's happening happen after
dancing at a wedding? Yes, it's gotta Niki.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Hi, good day?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What happened Nikki? Howd your pull a muscle?
Speaker 8 (10:00):
A very big sneeze manual work for the days prior,
and it was sort of a muscle in my back.
I could not use my arm for a week.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I would not be surprised if they did a study
of the most common way people the world over have
pulled a muscle. A sneeze would be up there, big
hearty sneeze, big hardy sneeze.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
And I do have somewhat intimate sneezes.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Thank you David in yad chap, How did you pull
a muscle?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Well? One Saturday morning, I was before I woke up
in bed. Kids are still quiet. I figured i'd get
that cheeky five minutes. Yes, woke up, get my neck.
Fantastic you just did?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You waking up.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
That extra five minutes not always good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
For falling asleep on a plane on the wrong angle,
and you've got to kind of stretch it around manually.
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, not good, David. Just squeeze in the extra chiky five.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No one could Yeah, blame me for an extra cheeky five.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Thanks made every good day.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
David Francis. I said I pulled a jaw muscle waking
up one morning, just from yawning. I said, it was
I agged, and it was painful for weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It seems ridiculous, but we all can associate with it
because it doesn't have to be much.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Just about dislocated jaw with a big yawn.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
A huge yawn, almost as dangerous sneezing to well and Brook. Jonathan,
good morning, how are.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You doing good? You pulled a muscle, Jonathan, Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
It's a bit of a story to it. So I
pulled a muscle in my back, and that that evening
I was due to meet some friends in the pub.
And I arrived at the pub and a friend could
see that I was walking a bit funny, you know,
a bit of a bit of an angle. And they said,
what you've done, John, what you've done? I said, I
pulled the musher in my back, and it was all show,
(12:00):
don't tell me a bit of squash, bit of cricket,
weightlifting and all that. No, no, mate, no, I was
ringing out a flannel.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Jonathan.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Ringing out a flannel. I pulled a muscle in my back.
You know, I wish you. I wish it'ld been something
like weightlifting or yeah, trying to get try to get
it too dry, didn't.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I mate, you're probably the best ringer that's a clost.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Absolutely definitely and without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And I like that you didn't feel a need to
make up a story.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yes, it's actually a funny story. I have to be
honest about it. You weren't fighting crime.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Definitely not. Yeah, you know, I wish I had I
could have told that story, but I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I think it's far funny.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
The way you tell definitely.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
So good. And with Jonathan's xent listening to stories.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All that's the thing that makes anything anyway it was
going to do, it was gonna sound funny. Go kill
brother talking about random waves and put a muscle. This
is a ripper. Joe says she was driving with a
friend and they saw a hot guy. She turned her
neck that quick to perve that she tore the wrong
void in her shoulder blade. I don't know what that is,
but I have turned pretty quick to have a PERV.
(13:16):
So I understand.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's funny you say that because I've never done that.
No driving pass, I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Had your head spin.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Around, never hiding behind my sunglasses if I had a PERV. Gary,
there you going? Yeah, Gary, and any to go.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
It's gone in his big rolly done this great, big jump.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Up at least an inch off the ground to do
a smash and leather landed.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Saw my monkey muscle.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
You what your monkey muscle?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Monkey monkey muscle.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
It's it's the back of the car.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That's going to hurt.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Actually the second time I did the same one.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
But anyway, clapped on the ground and yeah, there.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Was no jumping over the net that day, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
To celebrate.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Thanks, Gary, and I have to wonder how many tennis
players themselves jumping over the nest Sometimes trip you just go.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Straight absolutely over. Yeah, yeah, there's no love involved there.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Last call, Chloe and Ellen Brook, how did you pull
a muscle? Chloe?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I pulled a muscle lifting a empty box, an empty
box empty?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Did you think it had something in it?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Did you put peace off weight?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Because that's what can happen?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
No, I knew it was empty. It was just one
of those ten tubs.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Okay, did you want it?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah? Did you tell people straight away, Chloe? Or you
been embarrassed?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
No? I did because I was at work and they
actually have it on security camera toos nothing in it. Yeah,
they replayed it toward everyone.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Of course they did Merry Christmas, Christmas Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh no, thanks Cloy, thanks.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
For admitting to that one, Chloe, the empty box. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
More more podcast soon.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I remember Invisible Boys, the Holden Shepherd book that that
was making you stand series just very recently. Well, my
nephew in law, is that what you say? The guy
my niece's husband, he is in it. He is in
the opening scene and we all gathered around because they
filmed it up in Jerylton, and he's driving a forklift
(15:27):
and you see the forklift, but you don't see Jason. No.
But Holden, the guy that wrote the story, he's from Joelton.
He came into the door because he was Jason west
on the on the you know the dock up the
wharf whatever. They and Holk came in and gave him
a presented him with a little award. It's the best
ever he's being presented with this award.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Cool for ending up on the editing room floor for.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Driving the forklift the opening scene, but didn't make it
on the screen.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Well, we had to make was in that Rafa boxing
movie and years ago. And then I went to the
saw at the back of his neck, great per flick
with Ben.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Then we've all been looking forward to this because we're
all a bit parochial and this was filmed and yelling out.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
It was a couple of years ago. Everybody will remember
Nicholas Cage flew into Perth Airport and it's there to
say Western Australia lost its mind.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Certainly the media did.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
We We papped Nick Cage everywhere he went. He went
to a I g A I think in Bustleton on
the way on the way down to Yelling Up. He
had his wife and his little kid with him. He
bought a bag of oranges, if I remember correctly.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
They followed him into an a. You know the as
ye were followed him.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
We followed him there he was We got pictures of
him going for a surf as preparing for the movie,
we took pictures of him walking through the bush in
a wetsuit, whether whether he wanted it or not, very
polite and look like. Remembering back to that time, I
can say categorically this is this is a bit of
behind the scenes information for everybody. So I can tell
(17:13):
you categorically that the producers were not happy. I got
a call from one of them. At one point. I
didn't have anything to do with the coverage personally, but
I had a relationship with the with the producers and
they said, look, you got to you got to try
and do something here because Nicholas Cage is going to
leave Western Australia.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
He's going He was very he was always very polite,
very polite, you know the situation and when people met him,
he was very courteous, happy to have a chat, but
the very private guy.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
But they got the movie made in the end, that's
the important thing. And so it's it's a real throwback
to a previous era of Australian filmmaking that some listeners
will be familiar with. It's called osploidation or the Australian
New wave, and it was around about the nineteen early
nineteen seventies when the rating first came into a movie
classification in Australia, so it just allowed us to make
(18:05):
different types of movies than what we were making before
nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Look like Mad Max Goes to the Beach.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
Yep exactly, and that trailer yep, totally like Mad Max
is one of those films from that era. Wake in
Fright Alvin Purple Yep. There's a whole bunch of those
movies that were made in the seventies early eighties, and
all of them were kind of like some sun baked
movies set in the Australian our back very oddly. Jack
Thompson Jack Thompson was in half of them, Brian Brown
(18:33):
was in the other half. And movie like Waken Fright
is a good example that is probably the closest to
it's a classic closest to this particular film where You
Got the You Got you know, the main character played
by Nicholas Cage, who's an unnamed character so you never
know what his name is. He has lived in America
for a number of years, but he's coming back to
(18:54):
this coastal town where he grew up in and his
dream is to surf the surf break that he did
when he was a boy and buy his childhood home,
which is perched up on top of the cliff in
this town, overlooking the beach. It's the primo house, primo
house in this town. And so he wants to do
that and get his life back on track after he's
kind of, you know, gone off the rails a little bit.
(19:15):
But standing in the way of fulfilling that dream is
a group of local surfers called the Bay Boys, and
they are so parochial in protecting their local surf break,
so locals only, they say, and any interloper that comes
in trying to serve their breaks, basically, they'll threaten to
bash them. Get out of here. You don't live here,
don't surf here? Is there moto and away exactly, very
(19:38):
brah boysh And so a long comes Nicholas Casion. Even
though he grew up in this town. Now he sounds
like a sepo, so they don't see him as a
local and they just tell him to rack off. But
he's but he's he's very stubborn. He's very stubborn. He's
waiting for the call from his mortgage broker to come
through with the finance on this house, and so he
refuses to leave the beach car park. It's perched up
(20:00):
on a hill overlooking the overlooking the ocean and the
surf break, so he can look down and see these
bay boys and what they're up to. But he's there
in his kind of lexus, waiting for this call from
his mortgage broker, and he stays there for a couple
of days, and he's getting sun burnt, and his phone's
run out of battery, and he's running out of food
and water, and he's having to drink water out of
(20:21):
the you know, sort of the public toilet block, which
is maybe not so healthy, and so things start to
unravel for him as this happens. It becomes a bit
of a psychological thriller as he engages in this conflict
with the Bay boys. And as an audience member, you're
watching it, and you're going and because it's Nick Cage
as well, and look, if you need someone to really
sort of flirt that line between you know, sort of
(20:43):
being with it and being a total looney, Nick Cage
is your guy. And so as an audience you're watching
and you go, is this actually happening or is this
all in his head? Is he just got sunstroke? And
so it starts to get a bit surreal. And so
the director Irish director Lorcane Finnegan, who I don't know
if people saw the film from a couple of years
ago Vivarium, which had Jesse Eisenberg and Image and Poots,
(21:05):
it was that was a trippy, trippy movie. And so
that'll give you a sense of how trippy this film
gets as well. And honestly that's probably where it does
go off the rails a little bit. You kind of
when you've got Nicholas Cage and you bring him to
Yelling Up and you've got what is basically a pretty good,
simple story, you maybe don't need some of those surreal
(21:28):
of you know, sort of affectations around the edges. They
kind of take you out of the drama a little bit.
But one of the great things about this film is
that is the villain of the piece, the leader of
the Bay Boys. He's sort of a masculinity guru who
sort of takes these classes to help men rediscover their
sort of masculinity in this modern world. Played by Julian
mcmah Oh my gosh, I tell you what. He has
(21:51):
aged like a fine wine. He's got a fade that plastic.
But I was watching him. I was watching him in
the Fantastic four movie, which must be I don't even know,
fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Old, it would be.
Speaker 10 (22:06):
And he it's incredible how good Julian McMahon looks these days,
like he is so ruggedly handsome in this film. It
will take your breath away. That's a man right there.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
He's been bringing that stuff, Paul.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
He's fantastic coge and he plays it so well. So
it's a bit ambiguous, so you're never really sure if
he is the villain or he's he's actually a good
bloke who's who sees Nicholas Cage as sort of a project.
He's trying to help him or is he trying to
hurt him? You don't know, and and so that's it's
it's kind of interesting. Some people will find that very
frustrating that you sort of don't really know what the
(22:39):
heck is going on and what it all means. At
the end of it, you've probably left questioning, you know,
was there a point to some of this stuff that happens?
And there's some pretty and Nicholas Cage, as always, he
is a one hundred percent committed to the role like
he's he's apparently. I was talking to the director about
the movie and Nicholas Cage said, you know what, like
during the film when I'm going really mad, like let's
(23:01):
have me drinking out of a puddle of water in
the car park, and and the directors like, oh sure.
He's like, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Great.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
I just like, I'll just get down on my hands
knees and I'm like, like a dog, I'll lick, I'll
lock at the water out of this pothole. And the
directors like all right. And so the day the day
came to shoot that particular scene and they set up
like this silicon rubber in the pothole so it was
completely sanitary. So filled it up with water and put
in like fake cigarette butts and stuff like that, and
the directors like, okay, Nick, you're ready to go, like
we're going to get you to drink out of this pothole,
(23:28):
about to call action, and Nick Cage is like, I'm
not drinking out of the pothole, to be joking.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
He's just total yah.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (23:37):
So he's an interesting cat Nicholas. He was Danield Lewis
for a moment and he goes four one hundred percent
Nicholas Cage in this meeting.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
So I'm just quickly. The surfer doesn't get a name,
the kid doesn't get a name, and that bum.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Like just even in the credits, it's just like the
surfer played by Nicholas Cage. I really want wh gets
the name is Jillian mc marn's care.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So in that theme, how many chips raffit is he?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
I'm going to give it a very solid three.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Very good. Thank you, Ben.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
More, Clezy Ah Lisa More podcast soon The Sure Report
on ninety six a FM.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The UK version of The Traders has announced they're going
to do a celebrity version this year. I like the
celebrity versions, just like the American version hosted by Alan Cuming.
Excuse me. They're bringing a hodgepodge of celebs into the
castle for a game of deceit and murder. I just
like the way Allen Coming says Traitors. They're in Scotland
filming as we speak, with celebs including Stephen Frye. He's
(24:38):
going to be so good, Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross and
Paloma faith that'll be much more interesting. What people I
don't know. The dearest gentle reader, we have to wait
a while for season four of Bridgeton. It's been confirmed
today it won't be out until next year Train three six.
But the good news is they've also confirmed today it
(24:58):
will return after that for seasons five and six. The
Food Fighters have confirmed to return to the stage at last,
after something of a hiatus, after something of a scandal,
maybe Daddy. They're going to perform at the Singapore Grand
Prix in October. It'll be their first show in fourteen months.
This show is amazing. They had already locked in Elton
(25:20):
John smashing pumpkins and crowded house, so they play it
various times over the three nights, but huge. And on
the eve of stepping out on the Oasis Reunion tour,
Liam Gallagher has announced he's about to become a granddad.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh really, can you imagine.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Liam Greandy Gallagher?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This twenty seven year old daughter, Molly Morrish Gallagher, is
pregnant with her Liverpool football star boyfriend Nat Phillips.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You wouldn't want to push in at the slide at
the park, would you not? I think you'd cop it,
did you imagine?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I don't know. It's just funny too.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That is God, at least while in traffic you and
not drive in very early. Of course, we're in traffic,
lot of traffic four thirty or four to fifteen in
the morning, when you're sitting at lights that are set.
You know how some lights are set, especially major roads,
and the light is set for ninety seconds or two
minutes and it never changes. Yes, So I'm sitting on
South Street this morning at four fifteen and Hampton Road
is a very busy road in South Forio. So I'm
(26:22):
sitting there and I reckon two minutes or a minute
and a half of the lights. Feels like ten at
the time morning because there's no one else around, absolutely
sitting at a red lego what's going on? And towards
I reckon. Towards the last thirty seconds of that red
light going my way, a cop car was all, you know,
everything of all the blaze, you know, lights and sirens,
all the rest of it. Of course he got to
go through because.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He had he had the kettle on back at the station.
That's all that was going on there. Yes, And I
encounter this on our way at the Lord Street weld cut.
Is that your favorite every day? Even you know are
traffic girl? Her name escaped, Christy Christey. Yeah, she tried
(27:02):
to get them to change.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Can you change that light?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
There's nothing There's nothing coming in either direction. I'm not
going to lie there is occasions have been occasions at
that time of the morning where I will take a
don't turn as a as a guy does a suggestion. Yeah, yeah,
and I might, but you can't hear because you're on
a slight band and you just you can't see what's coming.
(27:26):
I mean, I don't. I only do this if it's
obviously extremely safe.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yes, yes, but be a bit of a looxie.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Well, I sat there this morning. I thought these lights broken.
It seemed so long, like I said, two minutes, feels
like ten.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It was probably only forty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, exactly. Should I just go anyway? I better not.
Luckily there was a cop behind me with it like that,
and I went. So for my birthday, can you buy
me some lights so I can put them on the
roof of my carp Yeah, and I'll just go.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So I've heard of sleepless in Seattle. What were you
in Maylands. Did you say.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Idiot in mainlands, foolish in Mainlands? Okay, So you know
Wednesdays I catch up with him generally on a Wednesday
catch up with my son. I pick him up. He
finished his work at Miday, so I'm going to pick
him up GI him a left home and my son's
got epilepsy so I can't drive, so it's a great
way to catch up and we have lunch and all that.
So I had a couple of hours to kill yesterday
and I thought where am I going to go for
a coffee to kill some time? And did a little
(28:17):
bit bit of work on the laptop, and I thought,
I'm going to go to the Maylands to the cappuccino strip.
Have you been there lately?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Is that up near ninth sort of Gilbert.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah. So I went down Guildford Road and then what
Lei Crescent. There's a I've been there a few times lately.
So right over from the tracks at the Mayland station
is this cappuccino strip. But lots of nice shops. But
there are so many options to get to get a
coffee and something to eat. So I dropped into one
of those, and of course I've got something to eat.
We see it was one of those dilightful baked goods
(28:49):
that you know that I way too many of them. Yes,
can't go. So I get a coffee on from the
cappuccino strip there in Maylands. I take said coffee. I
didn't stay there. I went back to my car and
I thought, look, i'll start driving. I'll have a sip
at the first lights. Is that legal? You let to
have a drink at the lights? You're not look at
your phone.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Oh, you can't stop every everywhere. Yeah, you never let
me in your car, would you? Way too many crumbs? Yeah,
it's just anyway. So I get my cappuccino back to
the car, I put it in the in the slot
and I start driving. I'll get to the lights on
Gilford Road at Garrett Garrett Street and near the bridge,
I'll pull up and I go. I can't handle the
smell anymore. I have to have my first sip. So
(29:30):
I go to have a sip. And you know it, well,
absolutely well, it's hot and you're going with you don't
want you don't want to the sinking chocolate. Yeah, yeah,
I'm going for it. I'm going to trying to find
a nice parked pull and as you know, we're not
allowed to have plastic lids on our drips. Yeah, no,
no plastic lids on the cup. So it's those foamy
type ones that don't fit quite as well. So this
(29:51):
is a full, full cup of coffee. I think you
probably know where this is going, all down your front
all fumble fingers. Has the whole all left leg of
my jeans covered in coffee because it's done the wobble.
It's got the wobble. And then the more you go
to protect the wobble, the cappuccino I reckon. Two thirds
of the cup has ended up on my left leg.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Now there's milk in your car.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
You said the magic word hot. This was hot at first. Coffee.
There is coffee everywhere, you know. This splatters like a
schlock horror movie. And it's not blood. It's coffee. Not
only is it hot, but it is everywhere. So I
luckily Laurie had put some tissues in the glove box,
so I've used it that she knows she doesn't have
him well forty six tissues to try and mop this
(30:32):
thing up. So then I'm driving along. No longer is
it hot. I've now got a cold, wet left leg
covered in coffee. Now, if you're gonna have a brown
stain in your pants for the rest of the day,
it's better that it's on your knee. Okay, yes, I'm sure,
I must admit. While I'm mopping up, I turn around.
There's a guy in a truck next to me and
they can see. He could see everything. It's just laughing
(30:54):
at me. So I finally get to pick up Sam.
It's ten past twelve outside.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Sound's gone.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Were you there? And he loves he loves a coffee.
He is a coffee snob. He gets in the carry
and goes, Dad, you smell like a cappuccino. Thanks for
reminding me. Yeah, so I've spent the rest of the
day with the brown Stone. They're not good. It was
on the nee ca so idiot in Maylands, Crazy and
(31:21):
Lisa
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast, Clarsey did something rather silly yesterday.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
You've heard about idiot abroad Carl Pilkington, Right, I was
an idiot in Mainlands. We'll tell you which rocker is
set to become a grandfather.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
We took calls on the most random way you've pulled.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
A muscle, which had to Eurovision expert Clint Reboot.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
And beno'chet reviews The Surfer starring Nicholas Cage. Here we
are now with Australia competing in Eurovision. Clint Dreiberg is
in bazil and Switzerland. Hello Clint, could I most.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Cercy and Lisa good, Good morning Perth and a funk pack.
I'm good, but I got to say nineteen seventy four Eurovision.
We all know about abba. Yeah, here's a fun fact
for you. A little lady called Olivia Newton John also night.
She's based forth. She sang for the UK and we
all forget about that. Our livy, we're singing for the
ukre you go from fact for me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
And I've learned clean what a great start mate. You
can come on every.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Week now please, I believe you've just seen Gojo boy
from Manjam up rehearsing. How did he go?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Oh he's looking good and he's got the tough job
but also the fun job of performing live first second
semi final that you have to get up for at
three am per time Friday morning. Sets your clocks a
little bit early. I know you're up around then. Anyway,
us a little bit earlier and watch him SBS. Of
course we'll be taking it live and will we have
(01:37):
to cheer him on. He's absolutely fantastic. He's out there
doing the milkshake Man. He's in a giant blender, he's
in his very tight pants. He gets the crowd going
really well. His little taste some exclusive audio fresh from
rehearsal Gojo doing the milkshake Man.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
It's just incredible. I mean, you think about you know,
Australia's participation in Eurovision. I think it was Jess Melboy
was the first one who was invited to be a
special guest. And then you know we've heard Guy Sebastian
in many sense, but it's become a bit of a
tradition for us to hit, haven't it?
Speaker 5 (02:28):
It is?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
And we're really loved here. I mean Darby in almost
won the thing.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Came into it.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Yes, she was robbed because they changed the voting. I
like your thinking, Lisa, we could have won it, but
the changed we could have won it. She was the
one and still to this day. I mean, I've been
here to the ten Eurovisions we've been part of since
it all began ten years ago for us, and they
still are fascinated. I mean, I'm walking around Basil, this
tiny little town in Switzerland. I looked to the left
(02:56):
as France. If I looked at the right, there's Germany.
People see the Australian flag backpack and they love us
being here. I should don't know why we're here. Explained
that we love it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
We loved it for the last years, you.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Know, like sir. A few comments this week saying are
they just going to start calling it World Vision?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And we keep coming back and voyage? Are we here
to of course from? And now we're back with the
boy from man um Up, a little town with what
four thousand people, three hundred kililometers south of Person and
I think he's got the song that could do it.
He'll definitely make the Grand Final and crossed he could
(03:35):
win this thing. Yeah, it fits in backstage as well.
I was talking to him backstage and about how he feels,
how he if he's feeling the love from Western Australia.
He had a little bit of a chat with me backstage.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes I have.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
I mean, you know it's coming across from Europe as well,
and you know, like I always say, I feel so
loved back home in Australia, especially when we did the
parade and stuff. You know, I see people holding kangaroos
of the Australian flag and you know, everyone's like very
supportive and it's so cool to see people back home,
even making the big twenty hour flight over here to
support me.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's very very very sweet. Management are yes feeling the
love very much so as well.
Speaker 6 (04:12):
I've been hearing like it sounds like every all the bars,
and I mean there's only like two anyway, but they're
all trying to like compete with you know, who's having
the who's having the Eurovision party?
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Backstage, it's like a sporting event. Clint h It's all
very exciting.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
It is.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It is the Olympic games. The music clarsy, that's what
I say. I mean, I'm not really into the sport things,
but I get to cheer on it and all these
colors of the world, thirty seven countries. Part. Of course,
there's a bit of politics involved. There's a debate whether
Israel should be anticipated and not. Of course that's the
valid debate. But at the end of the day, it's
just a bit of fun. It's a song competition. It's
(04:48):
a sparkly dyme on te trophy to win at the
end of it all. And you know, hey, if Australia
wins it, where will we host it? Is the big
question at least, I mean, which country will be picked
to host it? For worse, where can we go have
a Eurovision party for Australia.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
With frag Where do you want to go?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Clint from my eleventh one? Greek would be multimating? I mean,
you know, it's a great acts. In the second semi
final there's the Malta girls bouncing around on big red fitballs.
The French girl is singing while she's in a sand
pit with sand falling on her and are going Gojo
(05:23):
in his giant blender. Yeah it look good, but it's
some stiff competition. So if anyone listening in Perth now
needs to tell their friends around the world, we can't
vote for ourselves, all right, at three am Friday morning,
when we're watching on SBS THEND the text messages to
all our friends around the world right and tell them
to vote for Gojo. That's the only way we can
get through.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
And then if he gets through, Sunday morning at three
am is when to tune in for the Grand Finals.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
We'll be having a quiet drink all around.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Astraight, it's a quiet milkshow Clint its lovely to chat
to you. Enjoy the Eurovision weekend?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Good and tar guy.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Couldn't target Morgan for us.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yesterday when Hayden Young was visiting us and we were
talking about his hamstring surgery, he showed you a video
he did of said surgery.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Fascinating.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
I did not want to know. I stuck my fingers
in my ears, sat on the other side of the
room and went la la la. But just the thought
of it gave me when we were talking about it
after the show, just the thought of it gave me
a you need to get a shiver down your spine. Yes,
and you literally like, did do a squirm?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Was that the bit where I said about the detached
the broken, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Do it again because I don't want to do it again.
I had a shiver down my spine. Did the squirm?
Pulled a muscle? I pulled a muscle in just just
south of my right shoulder. Squirming your back by squirt,
by having a cold shiver go down my spine, that's
a problem. That's a that's a random way to pull
a muscle.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
And you're not eighty eight, no, not what was going
on there.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But it just can happen in the most innocuous word,
in the most innocuous of ways.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Can't it can. I don't know how many times I've
been to a physio and said, They said, what's wrong,
and I go, I've got a funny neck. Not funny,
I go, no, it's not really funny. But I woke
up this way and they said it's probably from something
you did yesterday or the day before. And then you
just sleep in a certain way and it exacerbates the problem.
At least I shivered, you did you shiver was unknown
many many of your.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Time completely unknown.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
It's embarrassing as well when you get out of the
car and you get a sore spot from getting out
of the car and go, what's going on getting up?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And yeah, you're just getting up.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, just getting getting up to put the.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Kettle on yet up.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Well, we want to hear the most random way you've
pulled a muscle.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
You may have been injured dancing at a wedding, not
really putting in too much effort.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
It was a Greek wedding.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
That's understanding.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
You can do it in a thigh easy. Jane on
the text said she was taking a photo of a
parente in the pilbrig. Now a PARENTI is like, it's
a type of monitor. Is it very big? You know,
one of the biggest behind the Komodo dragon. And she
didn't know, so she was taking it that it was
starting to puff up, get a bit aggressive, and then
it just shot straight at her great, so she leapt
(08:16):
up so fast she pulled a muscle in her neck.
Oh dear, that's more dramatic than me pulling a muscle,
because the shiver went down.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Yours was a bit sad, to be fair, Joan, not bad. Absolutely,
It's get to Jaredale his deaf okay, sort of like
the lame way, the most random way you pulled a muscle?
What was it?
Speaker 5 (08:35):
So?
Speaker 7 (08:35):
You know how most people complain about rolling over and
stealing sheets each other in bed, right, while I rolled
over and pulled a muscle in my neck because my
dog was lying on the bed. No in the morning.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh okay, yeah, they take up a bit of room.
Speaker 7 (08:53):
Yeah, yeahs old puppy.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Right.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
It's so frustrating too, isn't definitely embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
It's awful pulling a muscle in your neck, you seem
to You don't realize how much your move your neck
until you pulled a muscle in it.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Yeah, well it's a little bit below my next so
if you know where the collarbone is, that squishy bit
right between your collarbone and your rib.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Not the squishy bit. Yeah, that's what you say to
the physio and you work on a squishy bit.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, thanks for your.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Carolyn in your kind said, I pulled a muscle by
just doing a morning stretch in bed. I was crippled
for three days, Danny said a couple of years back
at a kid's birthday party at a gymnastics studio. Or yes,
you've got to be careful of these dady parents are
all standing around the big ninja wall seeing who was
brave enough to run up the highest Well. I gave
it to go and pulled my calf muscle. Didn't go
(09:45):
to that party the next year.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
It's just so embarrassing, is it? What's happening happen after
dancing at a wedding? Yes, it's gotta Niki.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Hi, good day?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
What happened Nikki? Howd your pull a muscle?
Speaker 8 (10:00):
A very big sneeze manual work for the days prior,
and it was sort of a muscle in my back.
I could not use my arm for a week.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I would not be surprised if they did a study
of the most common way people the world over have
pulled a muscle. A sneeze would be up there, big
hearty sneeze, big hardy sneeze.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
And I do have somewhat intimate sneezes.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Thank you David in yad chap, How did you pull
a muscle?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Well? One Saturday morning, I was before I woke up
in bed. Kids are still quiet. I figured i'd get
that cheeky five minutes. Yes, woke up, get my neck.
Fantastic you just did?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You waking up.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
That extra five minutes not always good.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
For falling asleep on a plane on the wrong angle,
and you've got to kind of stretch it around manually.
It's the worst.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, not good, David. Just squeeze in the extra chiky five.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
No one could Yeah, blame me for an extra cheeky five.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Thanks made every good day.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
David Francis. I said I pulled a jaw muscle waking
up one morning, just from yawning. I said, it was
I agged, and it was painful for weeks.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It seems ridiculous, but we all can associate with it
because it doesn't have to be much.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Just about dislocated jaw with a big yawn.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
A huge yawn, almost as dangerous sneezing to well and Brook. Jonathan,
good morning, how are.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You doing good? You pulled a muscle, Jonathan, Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:39):
It's a bit of a story to it. So I
pulled a muscle in my back, and that that evening
I was due to meet some friends in the pub.
And I arrived at the pub and a friend could
see that I was walking a bit funny, you know,
a bit of a bit of an angle. And they said,
what you've done, John, what you've done? I said, I
pulled the musher in my back, and it was all show,
(12:00):
don't tell me a bit of squash, bit of cricket,
weightlifting and all that. No, no, mate, no, I was
ringing out a flannel.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Jonathan.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Ringing out a flannel. I pulled a muscle in my back.
You know, I wish you. I wish it'ld been something
like weightlifting or yeah, trying to get try to get
it too dry, didn't.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
I mate, you're probably the best ringer that's a clost.
Speaker 9 (12:27):
Absolutely definitely and without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And I like that you didn't feel a need to
make up a story.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yes, it's actually a funny story. I have to be
honest about it. You weren't fighting crime.
Speaker 9 (12:41):
Definitely not. Yeah, you know, I wish I had I
could have told that story, but I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
I think it's far funny.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
The way you tell definitely.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
So good. And with Jonathan's xent listening to stories.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
All that's the thing that makes anything anyway it was
going to do, it was gonna sound funny. Go kill
brother talking about random waves and put a muscle. This
is a ripper. Joe says she was driving with a
friend and they saw a hot guy. She turned her
neck that quick to perve that she tore the wrong
void in her shoulder blade. I don't know what that is,
but I have turned pretty quick to have a PERV.
(13:16):
So I understand.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
It's funny you say that because I've never done that.
No driving pass, I've never done that.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Had your head spin.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Around, never hiding behind my sunglasses if I had a PERV. Gary,
there you going? Yeah, Gary, and any to go.
Speaker 7 (13:34):
It's gone in his big rolly done this great, big jump.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Up at least an inch off the ground to do
a smash and leather landed.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Saw my monkey muscle.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
You what your monkey muscle?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Monkey monkey muscle.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
It's it's the back of the car.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
That's going to hurt.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Actually the second time I did the same one.
Speaker 7 (13:53):
But anyway, clapped on the ground and yeah, there.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Was no jumping over the net that day, that's for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:59):
To celebrate.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Thanks, Gary, and I have to wonder how many tennis
players themselves jumping over the nest Sometimes trip you just go.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Straight absolutely over. Yeah, yeah, there's no love involved there.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Last call, Chloe and Ellen Brook, how did you pull
a muscle? Chloe?
Speaker 5 (14:16):
I pulled a muscle lifting a empty box, an empty
box empty?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Did you think it had something in it?
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Did you put peace off weight?
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Because that's what can happen?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
No, I knew it was empty. It was just one
of those ten tubs.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Okay, did you want it?
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yeah? Did you tell people straight away, Chloe? Or you
been embarrassed?
Speaker 5 (14:37):
No? I did because I was at work and they
actually have it on security camera toos nothing in it. Yeah,
they replayed it toward everyone.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Of course they did Merry Christmas, Christmas Christmas party.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Oh no, thanks Cloy, thanks.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
For admitting to that one, Chloe, the empty box. That's funny.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
More more podcast soon.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
I remember Invisible Boys, the Holden Shepherd book that that
was making you stand series just very recently. Well, my
nephew in law, is that what you say? The guy
my niece's husband, he is in it. He is in
the opening scene and we all gathered around because they
filmed it up in Jerylton, and he's driving a forklift
(15:27):
and you see the forklift, but you don't see Jason. No.
But Holden, the guy that wrote the story, he's from Joelton.
He came into the door because he was Jason west
on the on the you know the dock up the
wharf whatever. They and Holk came in and gave him
a presented him with a little award. It's the best
ever he's being presented with this award.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Cool for ending up on the editing room floor for.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Driving the forklift the opening scene, but didn't make it
on the screen.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Well, we had to make was in that Rafa boxing
movie and years ago. And then I went to the
saw at the back of his neck, great per flick
with Ben.
Speaker 7 (16:11):
Well.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Then we've all been looking forward to this because we're
all a bit parochial and this was filmed and yelling out.
Speaker 10 (16:18):
It was a couple of years ago. Everybody will remember
Nicholas Cage flew into Perth Airport and it's there to
say Western Australia lost its mind.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Certainly the media did.
Speaker 10 (16:30):
We We papped Nick Cage everywhere he went. He went
to a I g A I think in Bustleton on
the way on the way down to Yelling Up. He
had his wife and his little kid with him. He
bought a bag of oranges, if I remember correctly.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
They followed him into an a. You know the as
ye were followed him.
Speaker 10 (16:51):
We followed him there he was We got pictures of
him going for a surf as preparing for the movie,
we took pictures of him walking through the bush in
a wetsuit, whether whether he wanted it or not, very
polite and look like. Remembering back to that time, I
can say categorically this is this is a bit of
behind the scenes information for everybody. So I can tell
(17:13):
you categorically that the producers were not happy. I got
a call from one of them. At one point. I
didn't have anything to do with the coverage personally, but
I had a relationship with the with the producers and
they said, look, you got to you got to try
and do something here because Nicholas Cage is going to
leave Western Australia.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
He's going He was very he was always very polite,
very polite, you know the situation and when people met him,
he was very courteous, happy to have a chat, but
the very private guy.
Speaker 10 (17:43):
But they got the movie made in the end, that's
the important thing. And so it's it's a real throwback
to a previous era of Australian filmmaking that some listeners
will be familiar with. It's called osploidation or the Australian
New wave, and it was around about the nineteen early
nineteen seventies when the rating first came into a movie
classification in Australia, so it just allowed us to make
(18:05):
different types of movies than what we were making before
nineteen seventy one.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Look like Mad Max Goes to the Beach.
Speaker 10 (18:10):
Yep exactly, and that trailer yep, totally like Mad Max
is one of those films from that era. Wake in
Fright Alvin Purple Yep. There's a whole bunch of those
movies that were made in the seventies early eighties, and
all of them were kind of like some sun baked
movies set in the Australian our back very oddly. Jack
Thompson Jack Thompson was in half of them, Brian Brown
(18:33):
was in the other half. And movie like Waken Fright
is a good example that is probably the closest to
it's a classic closest to this particular film where You
Got the You Got you know, the main character played
by Nicholas Cage, who's an unnamed character so you never
know what his name is. He has lived in America
for a number of years, but he's coming back to
(18:54):
this coastal town where he grew up in and his
dream is to surf the surf break that he did
when he was a boy and buy his childhood home,
which is perched up on top of the cliff in
this town, overlooking the beach. It's the primo house, primo
house in this town. And so he wants to do
that and get his life back on track after he's
kind of, you know, gone off the rails a little bit.
(19:15):
But standing in the way of fulfilling that dream is
a group of local surfers called the Bay Boys, and
they are so parochial in protecting their local surf break,
so locals only, they say, and any interloper that comes
in trying to serve their breaks, basically, they'll threaten to
bash them. Get out of here. You don't live here,
don't surf here? Is there moto and away exactly, very
(19:38):
brah boysh And so a long comes Nicholas Casion. Even
though he grew up in this town. Now he sounds
like a sepo, so they don't see him as a
local and they just tell him to rack off. But
he's but he's he's very stubborn. He's very stubborn. He's
waiting for the call from his mortgage broker to come
through with the finance on this house, and so he
refuses to leave the beach car park. It's perched up
(20:00):
on a hill overlooking the overlooking the ocean and the
surf break, so he can look down and see these
bay boys and what they're up to. But he's there
in his kind of lexus, waiting for this call from
his mortgage broker, and he stays there for a couple
of days, and he's getting sun burnt, and his phone's
run out of battery, and he's running out of food
and water, and he's having to drink water out of
(20:21):
the you know, sort of the public toilet block, which
is maybe not so healthy, and so things start to
unravel for him as this happens. It becomes a bit
of a psychological thriller as he engages in this conflict
with the Bay boys. And as an audience member, you're
watching it, and you're going and because it's Nick Cage
as well, and look, if you need someone to really
sort of flirt that line between you know, sort of
(20:43):
being with it and being a total looney, Nick Cage
is your guy. And so as an audience you're watching
and you go, is this actually happening or is this
all in his head? Is he just got sunstroke? And
so it starts to get a bit surreal. And so
the director Irish director Lorcane Finnegan, who I don't know
if people saw the film from a couple of years
ago Vivarium, which had Jesse Eisenberg and Image and Poots,
(21:05):
it was that was a trippy, trippy movie. And so
that'll give you a sense of how trippy this film
gets as well. And honestly that's probably where it does
go off the rails a little bit. You kind of
when you've got Nicholas Cage and you bring him to
Yelling Up and you've got what is basically a pretty good,
simple story, you maybe don't need some of those surreal
(21:28):
of you know, sort of affectations around the edges. They
kind of take you out of the drama a little bit.
But one of the great things about this film is
that is the villain of the piece, the leader of
the Bay Boys. He's sort of a masculinity guru who
sort of takes these classes to help men rediscover their
sort of masculinity in this modern world. Played by Julian
mcmah Oh my gosh, I tell you what. He has
(21:51):
aged like a fine wine. He's got a fade that plastic.
But I was watching him. I was watching him in
the Fantastic four movie, which must be I don't even know,
fifteen years.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Old, it would be.
Speaker 10 (22:06):
And he it's incredible how good Julian McMahon looks these days,
like he is so ruggedly handsome in this film. It
will take your breath away. That's a man right there.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
He's been bringing that stuff, Paul.
Speaker 10 (22:18):
He's fantastic coge and he plays it so well. So
it's a bit ambiguous, so you're never really sure if
he is the villain or he's he's actually a good
bloke who's who sees Nicholas Cage as sort of a project.
He's trying to help him or is he trying to
hurt him? You don't know, and and so that's it's
it's kind of interesting. Some people will find that very
frustrating that you sort of don't really know what the
(22:39):
heck is going on and what it all means. At
the end of it, you've probably left questioning, you know,
was there a point to some of this stuff that happens?
And there's some pretty and Nicholas Cage, as always, he
is a one hundred percent committed to the role like
he's he's apparently. I was talking to the director about
the movie and Nicholas Cage said, you know what, like
during the film when I'm going really mad, like let's
(23:01):
have me drinking out of a puddle of water in
the car park, and and the directors like, oh sure.
He's like, yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
Great.
Speaker 10 (23:06):
I just like, I'll just get down on my hands
knees and I'm like, like a dog, I'll lick, I'll
lock at the water out of this pothole. And the
directors like all right. And so the day the day
came to shoot that particular scene and they set up
like this silicon rubber in the pothole so it was
completely sanitary. So filled it up with water and put
in like fake cigarette butts and stuff like that, and
the directors like, okay, Nick, you're ready to go, like
we're going to get you to drink out of this pothole,
(23:28):
about to call action, and Nick Cage is like, I'm
not drinking out of the pothole, to be joking.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
He's just total yah.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yes.
Speaker 10 (23:37):
So he's an interesting cat Nicholas. He was Danield Lewis
for a moment and he goes four one hundred percent
Nicholas Cage in this meeting.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
So I'm just quickly. The surfer doesn't get a name,
the kid doesn't get a name, and that bum.
Speaker 10 (23:50):
Like just even in the credits, it's just like the
surfer played by Nicholas Cage. I really want wh gets
the name is Jillian mc marn's care.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
So in that theme, how many chips raffit is he?
Speaker 10 (23:59):
I'm going to give it a very solid three.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Very good. Thank you, Ben.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
More, Clezy Ah Lisa More podcast soon The Sure Report
on ninety six a FM.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
The UK version of The Traders has announced they're going
to do a celebrity version this year. I like the
celebrity versions, just like the American version hosted by Alan Cuming.
Excuse me. They're bringing a hodgepodge of celebs into the
castle for a game of deceit and murder. I just
like the way Allen Coming says Traitors. They're in Scotland
filming as we speak, with celebs including Stephen Frye. He's
(24:38):
going to be so good, Alan Carr, Jonathan Ross and
Paloma faith that'll be much more interesting. What people I
don't know. The dearest gentle reader, we have to wait
a while for season four of Bridgeton. It's been confirmed
today it won't be out until next year Train three six.
But the good news is they've also confirmed today it
(24:58):
will return after that for seasons five and six. The
Food Fighters have confirmed to return to the stage at last,
after something of a hiatus, after something of a scandal,
maybe Daddy. They're going to perform at the Singapore Grand
Prix in October. It'll be their first show in fourteen months.
This show is amazing. They had already locked in Elton
(25:20):
John smashing pumpkins and crowded house, so they play it
various times over the three nights, but huge. And on
the eve of stepping out on the Oasis Reunion tour,
Liam Gallagher has announced he's about to become a granddad.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh really, can you imagine.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
Liam Greandy Gallagher?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
This twenty seven year old daughter, Molly Morrish Gallagher, is
pregnant with her Liverpool football star boyfriend Nat Phillips.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
You wouldn't want to push in at the slide at
the park, would you not? I think you'd cop it,
did you imagine?
Speaker 2 (25:58):
I don't know. It's just funny too.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
That is God, at least while in traffic you and
not drive in very early. Of course, we're in traffic,
lot of traffic four thirty or four to fifteen in
the morning, when you're sitting at lights that are set.
You know how some lights are set, especially major roads,
and the light is set for ninety seconds or two
minutes and it never changes. Yes, So I'm sitting on
South Street this morning at four fifteen and Hampton Road
is a very busy road in South Forio. So I'm
(26:22):
sitting there and I reckon two minutes or a minute
and a half of the lights. Feels like ten at
the time morning because there's no one else around, absolutely
sitting at a red lego what's going on? And towards
I reckon. Towards the last thirty seconds of that red
light going my way, a cop car was all, you know,
everything of all the blaze, you know, lights and sirens,
all the rest of it. Of course he got to
go through because.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
He had he had the kettle on back at the station.
That's all that was going on there. Yes, And I
encounter this on our way at the Lord Street weld cut.
Is that your favorite every day? Even you know are
traffic girl? Her name escaped, Christy Christey. Yeah, she tried
(27:02):
to get them to change.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Can you change that light?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
There's nothing There's nothing coming in either direction. I'm not
going to lie there is occasions have been occasions at
that time of the morning where I will take a
don't turn as a as a guy does a suggestion. Yeah, yeah,
and I might, but you can't hear because you're on
a slight band and you just you can't see what's coming.
(27:26):
I mean, I don't. I only do this if it's
obviously extremely safe.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yes, yes, but be a bit of a looxie.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
Well, I sat there this morning. I thought these lights broken.
It seemed so long, like I said, two minutes, feels
like ten.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
It was probably only forty five seconds.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
Yeah, exactly. Should I just go anyway? I better not.
Luckily there was a cop behind me with it like that,
and I went. So for my birthday, can you buy
me some lights so I can put them on the
roof of my carp Yeah, and I'll just go.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So I've heard of sleepless in Seattle. What were you
in Maylands. Did you say.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Idiot in mainlands, foolish in Mainlands? Okay, So you know
Wednesdays I catch up with him generally on a Wednesday
catch up with my son. I pick him up. He
finished his work at Miday, so I'm going to pick
him up GI him a left home and my son's
got epilepsy so I can't drive, so it's a great
way to catch up and we have lunch and all that.
So I had a couple of hours to kill yesterday
and I thought where am I going to go for
a coffee to kill some time? And did a little
(28:17):
bit bit of work on the laptop, and I thought,
I'm going to go to the Maylands to the cappuccino strip.
Have you been there lately?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Is that up near ninth sort of Gilbert.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
Yeah. So I went down Guildford Road and then what
Lei Crescent. There's a I've been there a few times lately.
So right over from the tracks at the Mayland station
is this cappuccino strip. But lots of nice shops. But
there are so many options to get to get a
coffee and something to eat. So I dropped into one
of those, and of course I've got something to eat.
We see it was one of those dilightful baked goods
(28:49):
that you know that I way too many of them. Yes,
can't go. So I get a coffee on from the
cappuccino strip there in Maylands. I take said coffee. I
didn't stay there. I went back to my car and
I thought, look, i'll start driving. I'll have a sip
at the first lights. Is that legal? You let to
have a drink at the lights? You're not look at
your phone.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
I don't know anyway.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Oh, you can't stop every everywhere. Yeah, you never let
me in your car, would you? Way too many crumbs? Yeah,
it's just anyway. So I get my cappuccino back to
the car, I put it in the in the slot
and I start driving. I'll get to the lights on
Gilford Road at Garrett Garrett Street and near the bridge,
I'll pull up and I go. I can't handle the
smell anymore. I have to have my first sip. So
(29:30):
I go to have a sip. And you know it, well,
absolutely well, it's hot and you're going with you don't
want you don't want to the sinking chocolate. Yeah, yeah,
I'm going for it. I'm going to trying to find
a nice parked pull and as you know, we're not
allowed to have plastic lids on our drips. Yeah, no,
no plastic lids on the cup. So it's those foamy
type ones that don't fit quite as well. So this
(29:51):
is a full, full cup of coffee. I think you
probably know where this is going, all down your front
all fumble fingers. Has the whole all left leg of
my jeans covered in coffee because it's done the wobble.
It's got the wobble. And then the more you go
to protect the wobble, the cappuccino I reckon. Two thirds
of the cup has ended up on my left leg.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Now there's milk in your car.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
You said the magic word hot. This was hot at first. Coffee.
There is coffee everywhere, you know. This splatters like a
schlock horror movie. And it's not blood. It's coffee. Not
only is it hot, but it is everywhere. So I
luckily Laurie had put some tissues in the glove box,
so I've used it that she knows she doesn't have
him well forty six tissues to try and mop this
(30:32):
thing up. So then I'm driving along. No longer is
it hot. I've now got a cold, wet left leg
covered in coffee. Now, if you're gonna have a brown
stain in your pants for the rest of the day,
it's better that it's on your knee. Okay, yes, I'm sure,
I must admit. While I'm mopping up, I turn around.
There's a guy in a truck next to me and
they can see. He could see everything. It's just laughing
(30:54):
at me. So I finally get to pick up Sam.
It's ten past twelve outside.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Sound's gone.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Were you there? And he loves he loves a coffee.
He is a coffee snob. He gets in the carry
and goes, Dad, you smell like a cappuccino. Thanks for
reminding me. Yeah, so I've spent the rest of the
day with the brown Stone. They're not good. It was
on the nee ca so idiot in Maylands, Crazy and
(31:21):
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