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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered by the my Heart Radio app from ninety six
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Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast ben o'she gives an hilarious,
albeit scathing review of Brideheart starring Rebel.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Wilson, Alfrio Doca Hayden Young talked about winning his first
Glendenning Allen Medal and a big Celebrits a fan of his.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We take calls on what your pet ate and speak
to that Jacob Whale as well about that.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
I found something we eate were more than one thing
on Facebook marketplace and shared it with Lease and.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Kim Kardashian has put out a new skims item. I
kind of want.
Speaker 5 (00:36):
To try, what's that thing on your chin?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Has there ever been a TV show called, and you know,
doctor Chris Gott host it called Pets Eat the Darndest Things.
That's not a bad ideas if there hasn't been, there
should be.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, and pets do eat the darndest things.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
And today we want to hear about what yours has eaten.
My dog, Monte Yep was a He's long gone across
the bridge, but he was first of all, he was gorgeous. Secondly,
he was a beagle, and beagles are mad. They take off,
they don't listen, they don't come back there.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
You know, they're nose to the ground. Off they go.
They get a scent.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
But they're also greedy little devils. They will eat anything.
My sister's beagle, who was Monty's mother, ate an entire
you know, one of those giant airport toblerns, once with
the chocolate, the whole thing, wow, foil cardboard every time,
the whole I mean to be fair, I've eaten the
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whole one.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
You didn't eat the foil.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
I didn't need the foil anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Monty once at Easter, because they do like chocolate, they're
not meant to eat chocolate. I had a bowl on
the table of those little, individually little baby caramel eggs
you know, oh yes, just you know they bite size,
pop in your mouth. Monty ate the whole bowl foil
and all of these little caramel Easter eggs, and in
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the backyard over the next couple of days you could
just see little glints of foil where these things had
come out the other end, quite often not even change shape.
He scoffed them down without without chewing, and they were
coming out like little bullets, completely still.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I mean I could have just put them back in
the put the back of the table. Even I won't
go to that extent with chocolate.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But yeah, so you're just spotting little glints of caramel
chocolate egg foil around the place. Occasionally there was a
little bit of a you know, a dench, but mostly
coming out the same shape.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
It was very carey setting up next year's Easter egg.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Hump Easter egg hunts from his.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Reverse like pellets.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
They were exactly like little pellets, and he was just
laying them around.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I remember you talking about it.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I remember going to a dinner party once and all
of a sudden, after dinner there was this you could
tell that, and the mood change, like this atmosphere changed
and it was like a freaky, panicky kind of energy.
And we worked out. So the leftovers of dinner included
a whole tray of roast vegetables and someone had wrapped
them in foil and ready to take them out of
the car, put them on the ground under a table,
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and someone's dog, the dog of the homeowners had gone
to town, and this tray got the nose in there,
and they were then trying to work out how many
when the tray went down on the ground or before dinner,
how many onions were in this thing because they didn't
want the dog eating onions. And they're going, how many onions.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Did you have?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
We're not just a ridiculous elimination.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
See how many onions the dog is.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
To see if they had to go to the vet
with it. And someone said, one of the people there
was a vet, and I thought they would have known what.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Was going on.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Clearly onions no good.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Apparently onions not good. Few pets and this dog consumed
a few of the little suckers.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Kind of rep protects from Danny in Wanneroo, He says.
My late dog Bruce managed to eat the squeaky bit
out of the squeaky toy and he ate it hole,
which meant at the dog park the next day when
he needed to go to the toilet, everyone was wondering
where the squeak was coming from, only to see Bruce
was trying to squeeze.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
It out, but then he'd get spooked every time it's.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Squawy's funny was my butt squeaking?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
I've got a living breathing squeaky toy.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
That is such a funny rich.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Thanks, Daddy's good. Let's go to Lansdale, Ga, Bi anchor.
Speaker 6 (04:33):
Hi, how are you going the anchor?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
What did your pet eat?
Speaker 7 (04:36):
Well?
Speaker 6 (04:37):
I'm going back twenty six years ago. I were felt
pregnant with our first child. Bo went out and bought
some went to mys and bought a couple of pairs
of expensive maternity brow Yeah, left him on my coffee table,
went to bed the night that night, got up the
next morning and all I found were the underwire right,
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our cocker spaniel ate the whole life, hooks and all
except for the underwires.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
And there's been involved in the maternity bros.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
The construction.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
He ate every bit of it except for the underwire.
So the outline of the underwire, the whole cups of
songs deconstructed.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
I've impressed he was able to thread the underwire ouse.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
He just left it. He didn't even he ate around it.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
In other words, it's a dog that will eat anything.
Because what's scrumpcious about material and clips?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
That's amazing.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
Yeah, and he was okay, he passed everything, just get it.
Hence I went back to w and brought a couple
of cheaper pets because they would.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Have been cheap, A couple of maternity brothers from mine,
thank you for.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
From twenty six years ago. It was yesterday, I mean gosh.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
And she hadn't even warn them yet.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You know, quite often they like things smell like you, pat.
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Hello, were you?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
What did they eat?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
What did he not eat?
Speaker 9 (06:07):
So we gotta We ended up picking up a little
four month old labrador. They love their food, but he's
decided eating too fast, typical labrador y. So my wife
bought one of them balls that kind of slows them down,
has lumps and bits and.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Pieces one of those.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Yeah, yeah, so he got a bit. I think he
got a bit frustrated and ended up eating half the ball,
not showing eating half the ball. The ball that's to
slow him down.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
He let the frustration on the ball, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
That is hilarious.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Was it one of the ones that is sort of
a little bit rubber based rather than cerabic, No, it was.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
It was.
Speaker 9 (06:48):
It was a hard plastic, but yeah, he's a little
poppy teeth got true and we had to we brought
him to the bed after just to get him checked
and but yeah, he pretty much.
Speaker 5 (06:58):
D half the ball.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
They do have sharp teeth because Ziggy has bitten through
every kong she's ever had.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Thanks before you go, did the dog pass pass the
ball in anyway so to speak?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
It didn't pass it? See, yeah, he passed. He was
probably in a bit of pandemic.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
Yeah, absolute, Yeah, some chunks.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
But we, like I said, we popped at a vet something.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Okay, thanks Paddy.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Speaking of vets, producer sous he's got hold of a
vet is. This is Jacob Whale from Fetch Mobile Vets. Hello,
Jacob going, So you would have seen some things some
story what what't just you probably can't narrow it down
to one. What are some of the weirdest things you've
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had an animal come in that theyve etion?
Speaker 10 (07:50):
Well, weed can go in many different ways. Weed in
a way that can cause some really bad aspects. I've
seen dogs eat whole mop head. I've seen dogs eat
heaps of medications. That's a really common way. Yes, that's
quite concerning. But probably one of the weirdest was that
we had a dog that was vomiting. We suspected it
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ate something, but we weren't quite sure what it was.
Took some X rays and then bam, there's a massive
Superman pendant sitting in his abdomen. Yeah, gust of steel
for sure.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Yeah, absolutely just got to cause issues.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah, Jacob, what's the weirdest thing you've seen that the
dog's actually a dog or a pet has actually passed?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
You know, you've gone how to be get through?
Speaker 10 (08:38):
So underwear and socks, I reckon they're the most common
way sometimes pass and sometimes don't. But yeah, we've seen that,
We've seen heaps of clothing items. Is probably the most
common to pass.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Really.
Speaker 10 (08:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Is it because of our smell? What are they attracted
to do? You know?
Speaker 10 (08:58):
So there's heaps of different reasons why dogs will eat
sort of random objects, and sometimes it can be associated
with smell that's a common one, or taste. So one
we see very often is dogs eating poo or dogs
eating their own poop.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Mine eats the cats Yeah the.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Cat Yeah yeah. And so the leading theory with that
is they think it's related to the protein not being
fully digected. So what they smell it as is just
like a really bad piece of meat.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I always know when she's done it because she comes
in and she's got kidding her.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
All over her face. I know what you've done, dirty
little cat.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Sorry, that's not to right.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
And Jacob, when these things are passing through some must
must cause a bit of damage. Surely it's gone through
the digestive tract.
Speaker 10 (09:53):
Right, Yeah, absolutely, depending on how sharp it is and
it's the size of it, it's definitely causes a lot
of damage. The biggest problem though, is the obstruction. So,
for example, a really common one and that people don't
know about his corn cobs. So corn cobs don't usually
get chewed up, and they their structure makes them really
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prone to getting stuck. And yet because they've got usually
they've been eaten, all the corns probably off them, and
they just get stuck by all the little tentacles.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
In the a.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
I wonder if they'd like to go side to side
or around all right?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
So, Jacob, I guess your advice would be anytime your
petty something you're not sure, I'll just do double at
least make a call and double check how worried should
that be?
Speaker 10 (10:41):
Absolutely give a better call, and they can usually give
you ideas of if that's gonna probably pass or if no,
bring them down check them out before it gets.
Speaker 5 (10:50):
Bad staying in there.
Speaker 10 (10:53):
Thank you so much, No problem, guys.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Take it well from sketch mobile vet.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
It was very cool.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
That's what she needs, a mobile bet.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yes, yeah, especially when you're not sure what your dog's
got it or your pets got it in the stomach.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Normal dogs aren't there there sometimes.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Dogs, yes, cats are fasten mustering rubbish. They don't recognize.
They're usually pretty fussy. Paul and cevil Grove, what did
your pet eat?
Speaker 12 (11:23):
Oh, good morning, guys, similar to you shits Maltese. Chanelle
ate a table ron at Christmas. So we rushed her
off to the vet obviously because it's chocolate. Yes, I said,
they're going to have to induce her to vomit. When
we got back to the vet, and six hundred dollars later,
they said that she had vomited it up about a
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q sand.
Speaker 11 (11:49):
Sand What do you mean?
Speaker 12 (11:50):
And then it occurred to me, we've done a weather
Christmas Eve and all the fats on the meat. I
put it into the garden in bed. Yeah, and she'd
gone out.
Speaker 6 (12:02):
And found it.
Speaker 9 (12:04):
Half the.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah existed.
Speaker 12 (12:07):
But she's she's eagle because like if we have anybody over,
we have to make sure that the table is cleared
before you can actually go out and say goodbye to somebody.
Otherwise she's up on the table and that's all your
food gone.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
They will finish off a cheeseboard faster than lightning.
Speaker 12 (12:27):
Breathing, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Digging a hole and discovering the fat.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Yeah to me, yeah, I was going to put it
into a container to put it in the bin, but yeah,
I'll just.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
They smell it from one hundred meters.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
That's amazing.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
On the text, Leoni says my staffy when young ate
the rubber matt at the back door and many other
things including rat bait, cost me a fortune at the events.
She's better now she's older, But anyone that has a
staff he will agree.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
The first few years are a disaster.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
My son is a seven month old, and so far
that one has ripped up the brand new retick, eating
about ten dog beds, and the other day ate the
center seat out of the three thousand cow.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
The vets are getting richer, It's true. Another stomach pump.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
Let's go to I kneel to God.
Speaker 11 (13:21):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
What did they eat?
Speaker 11 (13:23):
I had a black lab when we got him as
a sort of rescue dog, and son took him down
the beach one day and he come back. He said, Mom, Mom,
he's eating a blowfish. Anyway, we took him cross to
the vet. He swallowed three blowfish and same thing. About
seven hundred dollars later, took him up the lancelong he
came racing back. He's ate more blowfish. We rang the vet.
He said, they're not all poisonous. Then he proceeded to
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eat like a mate. Bought over some chilis, half a
kilour chilies on the back table, hot ones, I ate
all of them, cigarette lighters, phones.
Speaker 8 (13:55):
Wow.
Speaker 11 (13:57):
The daughter's friend had a dove that she got and
cared for. Night was going out, so she left it
with a daughter to look after.
Speaker 8 (14:03):
You got older, that.
Speaker 11 (14:04):
Swallowed it all, chased around the yard, used to get
crayfish out of the bucket, live and just would eat
anything as black labs do.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
This that's a vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 11 (14:19):
Don't take much of.
Speaker 5 (14:23):
The good heavens about.
Speaker 14 (14:30):
More clezy more podcasts soon, Great the Flick with Ben.
Speaker 15 (14:39):
Good morning Ben, Ben, Good morning guys. How are you today?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Very well? How are you?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Are you okay?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Are you okay?
Speaker 15 (14:49):
I'm not like I think about I think about all
that I sacrificed for you guys, to bring you and
the listeners movies that are worth watching. And sometimes that
means watching movies that it may be not so good,
and I might have actually watched the worst film I've
ever seen this week in Bridehard The New Rebel Wilson.
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The New Rebel Wilson movies give you an idea of
how bad this film actually is. Some things that I
would rather do instead of ever watching it again conclude,
but are not limited to, jelly wrestling, jelly wrestling with
Clive Palmer naked personally personally removing a fatberg from per
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sewage system by hand, and playing and playing fullback for
the West Coast.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
It is.
Speaker 15 (15:44):
So bad, and so you can tell by the title
of the film, Brideheard. It's supposed to be loosely inspired
by die Hard, which courses an all time action classic.
Bruce Willis plays New York cop John McClain who gets
trapped in the Nakotomi Plaza Skyscrapearn has to fight German
terrorists led by Hans Gruber by Alan played by Alan Rickman.
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That is an amazing film. This is not so amazing.
So Rebel Wilson is the sort of John McClain character.
She very improbably has been cast as a secret agent
who is going to her vff's wedding in a mansion
in Savannah, Georgia, and then some drug cartel henchmen are
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there to rob this this rich family who owned the
mansion of hundreds of gold bars for reasons that don't
really make any sense. But so on the surface level,
you go, okay, like I get that that could be fun,
even though even though it's very similar to Jlo's shotgun
wedding from two years ago, but we won't talk about that.
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But at every at every step along the way, this
film just makes the wrong decisions. The script is terrible.
In the vidual plot points just make no sense. The
performance is a terrible rebel. Wilson herself is just absolutely unwatchable.
It's supposed to be it's supposed to be a comedy.
There are no jokes to give you an idea of
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just how lame this movie is. At one point, she
falls on a wedding cake, beats up a bad guy,
grabs a hunk of cake, smashes it into her mouth,
and says, piece of cake.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Oh no, so you're saying, the only person laughing at
at Sasha Baron Cohen.
Speaker 15 (17:29):
Oh, yeah, exactly. It's like it's like Rebel Wilson has
has looked at like The Brothers Grimsby and which is
a terrible movie, and thought, you know what, Sasha Baron Cohen,
I can make a worse.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Movie for that.
Speaker 15 (17:40):
Teach you a lesson, and she and she has absolutely
done that. The bad guy is Stephen Dorf in the film.
Yes he is. He is usually good, but he is
so hammy, oh my gosh, you could you could put
him on the table at Christmas lunch and you wouldn't
be able to spot. You wouldn't be a difference. And
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things just don't Things just don't make any sense. Like
the drug captail guys. They steal the gold bars, which
if we know anything about gold bars is that they're heavy,
but they put them in this plastic tube and use
a fan to blow the gold bars like they like
they're dandelion hundreds of meters like. It doesn't just ask
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you to suspend your disbelief. It asks you to wash
your head against the wall twenty times until you may
be until you maybe lose one hundred IQ points and
then you can sit through it.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
That's quite a fan.
Speaker 15 (18:32):
It is so bad. Honestly, I would rather poke my
eyes out with the rusty spoon and ever watch this
absolute garbage again.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, so clearly there is no kind of be any
redeeming qualities coming out of this.
Speaker 15 (18:47):
How many that's not true.
Speaker 9 (18:48):
That's not true.
Speaker 15 (18:49):
That's not true. You do have to close the closing credits.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Ay, it's over off.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
How many you, Pika, mother of the bribes, are you
giving it?
Speaker 15 (19:01):
I'm going to give this zero point fast, zero point four.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
And it is just because they made it.
Speaker 15 (19:08):
Yeah, yeah, well there were some people involved doing there
were some people involved doing the catering.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah the good Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (19:17):
That's right.
Speaker 15 (19:17):
And so it's like, you know, there are some people
involved that deserve something. It's just obviously no one that
we see on camera.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Some carpenter mate set and painted it. Yeah, for your
service exactly, that's an.
Speaker 15 (19:31):
I watch it, so you guys don't.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
We'll see you next week, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
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A storm trooper helmet from the original Star Wars movie
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It's sold at San Diego Comic Con it where it
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price the item was Darth Maul's lightsaber from Star Wars
The Phantom Menace that sold for close to one hundred.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
And twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
May cash be with you.
Speaker 2 (20:46):
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the hands of its executive producer, Steven Steelberg. Thirty five
years after Gremlin's two. They have come up with a script,
but now Warner Brothers has to wait for quote unquoe
to mister Spielberg to read it and approve it. Are
they the things that couldn't get wet if they got wet?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Weird stuff? How tough is the script?
Speaker 5 (21:09):
Maybe the script wet?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Not exactly Shakespeare?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
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I'm happy to go first. You know, you know, Kim
Kardashian makes that shapewear hugely successful company.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
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Speaker 2 (21:26):
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That's it.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
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It comes in two colors, comes in clay and coco,
and it is currently sold out on the website.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I had a look at eighty eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Okay, I reckon I could wrap a bit of masking
tape around, you know, from top to bottom and side
to side, and it would do the same.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Oh, rock tape, rock tapes, rock tapes.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Great is essentially was pretty as well.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
You could do it with that because you're.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Going to go to bed looking like your jaw has
been broken in six places, but so eighty.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
Eight bucks and then you wrap yourself in the morning
and it all just go fall back down again.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
The idea is that no, it does.
Speaker 14 (22:36):
Not more crazy more podcasts soon.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
At least we know that marketplace can be a very
handy place for people to pick up bargains or free things,
and this week it's been very handy as we've been
doing the caring coats this last couple of weeks because
someone generously gave us some coat racks, which is brilliant
as the numbers keep coming.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Back because the coats there was about two hundred and
something coats.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Ridiculous, isn't it unreal? So thanks everyone. If you've gotten
involved in your generosity. It's very cool, very cool though,
just handing over a warm coat for someone who needs it.
But I was fine Marketplace entertaining as well, because I've
seen a few beauties late.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah the trading post used to be back in.
Speaker 5 (23:19):
The Yeah, yeah, yeah, very entertaining.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
This popped up yesterday and it did make me laugh.
You have a look at the photo of this item
that's up for free on marketplace.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
It's a boot.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
It's a workboot.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
It's one.
Speaker 3 (23:29):
It's just one shoe only, so it's not being sold.
It's free boot. It's one work boot. It says one only.
It's a size ten. It's a nice looking workboot.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
It's been more very limited market only.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Yeah, and it says.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
One workboot. Could only find the right foot pick up
in Hamy Hill, pick it up, picking up in Hevy Hill.
That's a freebie. So then I thought I'd go through
all the freebies and yeah, these people are getting.
Speaker 15 (23:54):
Rid of that.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
I wonder if they found a taker.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Oh young, wonder because when you think about it, how
many times we've had this discussion before. How many times
you see one shoe like on the street and I
understand it.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
I always wonder how people get over.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I can understand it. Cracks crack stiletto. Are they walking
home with just the other shoe on the heel gone?
But you do often see one shoe once you w
on one che off and it's a little weird. Okay,
we'll gone through a few more things. Okay, now I
can only this is radio so that we have to
describe this jump back barbecue that someone's getting for free.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Would you cook anything on this barbecue?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
Cook anything on that barbe Would you describe the barbecue tetanus?
Speaker 5 (24:30):
It's got so much rust?
Speaker 4 (24:32):
Is how I would describe that.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
I think that's actually hilarious that someone put that on
the rustiest barbecue, sending the history of barbecues. Here's a
nice free extendable table which is a step the table.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
It's a gap, but you're our side plate, your bread
and butter.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Plate's giving away a broken table. These things are free,
so we understand they're not trying to get money for them.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
But it's called junk.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
It's actually a broken table tip. It's very very dirty.
This one's a free Buddher statue. Unfortunately for Buther's stats broken.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
But they did keep the snapped off bit there for you.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's so that one should say that's not good, that
one should say pick it up for free, and then
you'll need some glue.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah, it's broken.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
And of course the Cram doll like Cram actually should
have said that in different words, a dirty bed.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Would you pick up this dirty bed mattress? And bass?
Speaker 4 (25:24):
I wouldn't go. I wouldn't touch that bed.
Speaker 5 (25:26):
I hang on, there are more. There's another one.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
And you can never see enough dirty stained mattresses free
or for sale. Oh, that one's good. You have to
pay thirty bucks for that.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
My god, people are happy to put their stained mattresses
online like that.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Sometimes I look like someone's been someone's died in there,
But often they I just think of them bed bug.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
That looks like a crime. Say, nothing's seen things like
that on bugs on the Investigation and Discovery channel.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
So you'll be pleased to know it.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
Of all of those, I've gone and picked up that
barbecue for you, so we'll have a barber together on
the weekend.
Speaker 16 (25:56):
I'd rather have the broken, butdher, you don't got a
lethal left foot strong grab that from your ninety six
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Speaker 9 (26:21):
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Speaker 3 (26:21):
Western Derby number sixty one ended up with a Dockers
win eighteen eighteen to twelve five by forty nine points.
In the Rosslyn Benning ben Allen medallist Hayden Young is
with us, mate, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Mining, Congratulations on your medal, Thank you very much. Pretty
amazing to come back from being off for weeks and
weeks and weeks, play one minute the week before and
then go in and win a medal.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Yeah, it is a bit strange, certainly.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Wasn't something I was sort of planning or thinking about
going into the game. But sometimes those things happen when
you are Yeah, you don't think too much about it.
Speaker 8 (26:50):
You just go out there and play footing and have fun.
Speaker 7 (26:52):
And yeah, it all happened, and I was just glad
that I was able to contribute and get a good win.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
And the team that's kicked eighteen points on the day, mate,
kicking those three goals so got you over the line,
and that was I was a bit of ratic for
a while, but not yourself.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
Yeah, I know, I sort of ripping into the boys
a little bit. I just said, just kick it straight.
But yeah, it was a little bit frustrating at times
because we yeah, we had forty odd shots on goal
and created a lot of opportunities and yeah, I mean there's.
Speaker 8 (27:19):
A lot of positives take out of it.
Speaker 7 (27:20):
But yeah, some sometimes it becomes contagious when you're kicking
points and then everything sort of start kicking more points
and it's so yeah, it was frustrating, but we knew
that the game was looking the way we wanted to.
So yeah, we're certainly not stressed about that. But hopefully
this week we can kick a bit straight off.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Yep, you've got some fans minwou Lee.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Now you a golfer. Have you played golf?
Speaker 8 (27:43):
Yeah, I play a little bit of golf.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
I'm remember at roll Freo, which is where Min Wu's
that's his home course.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
So yeah, he's actually a massive Freer fan. So it's
quite funny.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
He quite often will be pretty happy to see us,
or he gets around us a fair bit and we're like, mate,
you were actually global superstars.
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (28:02):
You don't realize how famous you are. But it's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (28:05):
He's always down at Royal Freo and he says to
get a to us and play some golf with us,
and he's doing really well. So we're happy to see.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Did you end up having a hit, because last week
I got a leaky roof of my house it was
raining so much and that was the day you were
meant to be playing. Did you end up getting out
there last week? No?
Speaker 8 (28:19):
I didn't. I wanted to were. We all had plans.
Speaker 7 (28:22):
I think we had twelve bulks all ready to go,
and then it was so wet that yeah, I think
the course they canceled the golf on the day because
it was just too wet.
Speaker 8 (28:32):
So I was disappointed, but hopefully this week.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
We didn't get time to talk about this last week,
but the people behind the smash hit Formula One series
Drive to Survive are currently making a series about the
AFL and the docors are one of the five teams
in the league that are being you know, followed about.
Are we going to see some bit of you on screen?
Speaker 8 (28:52):
Maybeaturing?
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You don't know they've been.
Speaker 7 (28:55):
With you, Yeah, they've been around the club on a
few days sort of in the background, so you don't
really notice it, which is good. But I think they're
sort of following five his journey and he'll sort of
speak about his journey through the club's lens, so he's
sort of like the main protagonist. And then they're grabbing
people off to the side to do interviews here and there.
(29:16):
So I'll probably you know, have to do a little
interview and speak about probably a little bit about five Feet,
but also about the club.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
And this year.
Speaker 7 (29:25):
So yeah, it's a little bit it's exciting, but it's
obviously in the background.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
It's not really well that's the key to the show,
I guess, to make it as flying the Wallers.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So no, they're just sort of
there's just an extra came here.
Speaker 8 (29:37):
But it is exciting.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
So hopefully, hopefully we have a good year and it
has a great product at the end of the year.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
So you never know what's going to end up in
the edit, Mate, you talk about the dangerous forward line
with Tracy Amos and Voss get mentioned a lot the
Big Boys, but when Michael Frederick was Swakowski last week
brilliant and Murphy Reid at firing, it's becoming more and
more dangerous leading.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
Up the final.
Speaker 8 (29:56):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 7 (29:57):
I think everyone's sort of complementing each other really well.
And I think the exciting thing about our fur lineer
is we've got multiple threats and in any game, someone
could stand up and have a big moment. So now
chemistry down there is going really well, and if we
can keep providing them with opportunities as a midfield group,
they'll be very happy.
Speaker 8 (30:15):
So that's the plan.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
All right.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Now, you're still at home this Sunday, it's retro round.
Bounce down is three to ten. You're playing the Blues.
I believe you haven't played Carlton since Gather Around.
Speaker 8 (30:27):
Yeah, it's been a while.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
It's been a while.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Yeah, a lot's probably changed since then, but yeah, there
are a quality outfit when they're up and running, So
that's what we've got to expect, and it sort of starts.
Speaker 8 (30:38):
In the midfield for them.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
They're a really good clearance side and they want to
play the game in their front half. They've been moving
the ball a lot quicker lately, which is probably a
little change from what we've seen in the past. So yeah,
clearance is going to be important and also our team
day because they want to move the ball pretty quickly.
So it's a good test for us because the team
day has been a strength and clearance is something that
we probably haven't done as well in the past and.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
It's something that we really are working on hard.
Speaker 7 (31:03):
So they're going to challenge us in that area and
hopefully our team Deacons can stand.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Here's always a good clash between the Dockers and absolutely
a couple of k you know, history of being a
good a good one.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
And you know it's going to be a tough day
when you run out the midfield and you're looking almost
eighth to eye with big Cripsy.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
You know, yeah, he's a big unit and he's hard
to stop. But if you can stop him, we can
go a long way to help him, particularly win the
clearance battle, because he's pretty important for them in there.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, people have been calling Patrick Voss the prancing Pony.
You're the chest beater, mate. When you get the goal,
celebration like lord chest beating, Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:35):
I know, something just comes over me. I'm excited.
Speaker 7 (31:38):
But yeah, when you've been out of the game for
a while and you get an opportunity kick.
Speaker 8 (31:41):
A goal, you got to make the most of it.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
So I might have to calm down this feet, but
you never know what will happen to.
Speaker 4 (31:49):
You mentioned it was retro round.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
You'll be wearing the purple anchor jumper from the two
thousand zero. When I look at this jumper, it's so classic.
It is it is, It's just it is the Dockers.
Speaker 8 (32:02):
It's a great jumper. I think all of our retro
jumpers have just been amazing.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
It's one of my favorite games of the year, and
I'm pretty excited this week to pull on that jumper
because it is pretty special.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Yeah, it's really warfy time, isn't it. Alex Pierce the
Skipper spoke to him at footing on the weekend. He
seems like he's pretty close. He's been frustrated, but he
wants to come back in a few others in that list,
including five y.
Speaker 8 (32:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:20):
No, they both had really good sessions yesterday, so they've
got one more session this week tomorrow. Well, they'll just
test themselves out a little bit more, but hopefully they're
both available for selection.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
All right, Well, bounce down is three ten against the
Blues and up just on Sunday. Good luck any medals
to be won this weekend or.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
This is just a four points.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Have any idea where it is? Yeah, I brought it
with we'll get a photo.
Speaker 8 (32:45):
Yeah, look crazy and Lisa