August 5, 2025 • 26 mins
Clairsy won a prize at the servo, and the guys chatted about the WACA renovations and let’s just say Lisa won’t be swimming in the new pool anytime soon. They opened the phone and text lines to hear stories about reconnecting with someone from your past. On The Shaw Report, Ozzy Osbourne’s cause of death was revealed, and the world’s oldest baby was born. Plus, Barra joined the guys to discuss Simon Goodwin’s sacking, which triggered his PTSD, and shared his love for laybys... bring them back!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Whenever You're listening today. This is Clarzy and Leasa's podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast Oh What a Day to
Be Alive? Clarzy on another prize at the petrol station?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
You like me?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I want something barristop By to share, the time that
he told an AFL coach he sacked before the coach
had been told by his club, and the three times
he was sacked himself.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
The MTV Video Awards nominations are out.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We take calls on when you've reconnected with someone years.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Later and the worker is getting a pool and I
have no desire to swim in that.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I can't imagine why you're.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Looking a bit schuffed this morning, Clarzy. There seems to
be an extra pef in your steps.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do you know this? Why I came bounding in this morning? Well,
let's be honest, LIZI, you and I had done this
caper for a few years. So over the years, ever,
many many years, you and I, either together or separately,
have given away millions of dollars worth of prizes in cash.
Let's be honest. It seems ridiculous, but it is true.
But I'm not sure about yourself. But I've I'm that
person who calls up and says, I've never wanted anything.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yes, same until now, because I did. Remember I said
to you that when I get petrol at my servo,
and I've been calling this thing peel and yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
This last week won a pie.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I want to meat pie, and I've been saving it
for a rainy day. And the last couple of rainy
days I forgot to pick it up. So I am
saving my pie. I've got to pick it up before
the end of September. However, I got petrol this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's not an assigned pie. Oh god, this is Clacy's pie.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You'll be It's got my name on it. Yeah, to
be picked up. Yeah, I should get it delivered. So
I haven't picked up my pie yet. However, I did
get petrol at four twenty five this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Don't tell me you've had another win. Look and I won.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Look what I want?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
A chop chop.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I won a chopper chop twelve gram chopper chop free.
You're a winner, free chopping jaw.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
When they say twelve grams, is that a particular size different?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Because chopper Chap's got a nest on the end of
the of chop chopper shop. Yeah, I wanted to. So
I'm thinking that that is the meal of champions. That's
a lunch of champions.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Is desert.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, and you've got dessert gun as well, so I'll
have to pick them up together.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Flavor. I like strawberries and cream really.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love the coler ones.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, I don't like the like the ones that are
like a soft drink. I like the creamy ones.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And can you do a chupper chop or anything any
of those kinds of those kind of sweet things without
chewing into them at all? Did just sit there and
just wait for solve a way?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, I don't think I've ever sucked a sucky lolly
right to the end.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, even the all day suckers.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Even an anti cole or oh yeah, rot your idiots
as because they've got that little soft bit in the middle.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What were the lollies we used to have? When you
do the forty hour famine, you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Could cheat Bali sugar.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, I can never get through a Bari sugar without
gun chop and just about breaking your tooth.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Prefer a butter scotch to a Barlie sugar.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So you're sitting with a winner, as you know, absolutely so.
The only thing that will top this, I feel it
having won a pie and then it chupper sharp is
if next week no icy cold Canna coke. I've always
wanted to win one of those milk. Oh god, Wei
should go to the survey together so we can win
something hot, Lisa. You know when you're working at a
(03:15):
job and you just make a connection with someone and
you just become friends. So a few years ago, as
you know, Laurie, my wife was a teacher's assistant with
KINDI kids. She loved working with the kids and all
that kind of stuff. But I realized quite a few
years ago now she became friends with a woman by
the name of Andrea. And so Andrew and Allen, her husband,
have become very good friends of ours. But it was
fairly early on that I discovered that, after a discussion
(03:37):
over dinner, that Andrew and I actually went to the
same school together. We went to carron Up Primary back
in the mid sevenies.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We went to the same primary, the.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Same primary school.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And so what happened, the way it worked out was
that Andrea, I can say this she's a year older
than me. We were in the same damn class carren
Up Primary School because we had combined the year.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Four and year five, okay one of those.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And then after more discovering, we went, oh, you're joking
and she is now friends with our old school teacher,
mister Messiti right, mister Messitdi was our school teacher who
was the young the young star teacher of current primary
back in nineteen seventy four. And then I realized I
had the photo of Andrew and I are in the
same class.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Of course you did. I've got the photo thrown or
receipt in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I've got nine hundred photos of you, you know that.
But there's one with Andrew's in the back row.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm still lawyer is working on it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Guy smiling down there in the second row, give me
a lot. Oh my god, Lisa's putting her glasses on.
Little guy smiling with your little mullet, but it wouldn't
mount in his mouth. We'll put that photo up on
ninety six so you can laugh at me as well.
So and Andrew's up the back row. She's a taller
girl at the back row then, so I've got to
(04:46):
say that because she's a year older. See, I don't
remember we didn't remember each other from class because we
wouldn't hang out with the kid who was a year
younger or older. But isn't that freaky that all of
those years later we discovered that we've reconnected in such
a strange way. You're so cute, Thanks very much what happened.
So what we thought we'd do is go to the
fines because that's forty something.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Years and that in front of you looks like she's
possessed by the debl.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh she was. Her name was Reagan, a little wit exercise.
But we would love you today to tell us when
you reconnected with someone many years later, because we're talking
that's a long time ago. Nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
To five, that is absolutely a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Injured her shoulders. She's put off gigs in the States
for a couple of.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Months, but she's also reconnected with someone she has mister
Buckinghams Lindsay Bucket well too. I mean, I don't know
if they've still been in the same room together, but
they are at least allowing their album to be re
released and they're on a billboard together. Well, it's not
a new billboard.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It might have been done through lawyers and agents and managers.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Not that long ago. They wouldn't have allowed their likenesses
to even be together on a billboard.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You could say Lindsay's name to be with a no,
you couldn't. Yeah, but with the passing Christimicvie that can
sometimes happen.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yes, it put things into perspective for them.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So Stevie and Lindsay reconnecting after in a way anyway,
least professionally, And that's what was talking about the day.
How did you reconnect with someone after a long long time?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Lisa and Carlisle? Hello, he Lis, Hello, Hello, you good.
Tell us about your reconnection.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Well, I had an amazing episode a few years ago.
I'm originally from Sydney and I've been in Perth for
twenty id years. And I went to a dinner one
night with a bunch of ladies and it was close
to Christmas time and the lady that I was sitting
next to, who I'd never met before, or so I thought,
I said to her, you know, what are you up
(06:43):
to for Christmas? And oh, she asked me that, and
I said, I'm heading back to Sydney and she said, oh,
I'm from Sydney, where are you from? And we got
chatting about where we grew up and all that sort
of thing ended up that we'd been at the same
primary school together.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And it went right back to kindergarten. Yeah. So this
is forty forty five years, forty eight years.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And the opposite side of the country.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
On the opposite side of the country. So I went
home that night and I got out my photo album
and found my kindy album and there she was. And
then I rang my mum the next day, who still
lives in New South Wales, and was telling her this
story and she said, oh, my goodness, Caroline was your
best friend at kindy. You used to play at each
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other's houses all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah it was. It was just one of those things
that I thought, well, what are the odds.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Did you here again? Or oh, just that one off
three connection.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
It was really that one off rectly, because you know,
our lives had gone in very different directions. But we
are friends on Facebook and funny enough that a couple
of years ago, so I was down in Mandra for
a little mini holiday with my mom and my nieces
and nephews. And we were sitting at sister Ello's for
dinner one Saturday night and this lady walked up to
(08:11):
me and she said, it's your name, Lisa, and I
said yes, and I've looked at her and she said
I'm Caroline, so it was her again, remarkable. I said,
oh my god, you know, like you stalking.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Trying to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, it's just a bit scary when you put a
number to it, when you start talking about years.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And she recognized me, but I didn't recognize her.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, I can't believe you've still got your photo album
from kindy.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
God, I've got all my all my photos I called
my school photos. Yeah, yeah, it's nice story.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
They say, that's the kind of stuff for after. Yes,
buy some photos of yourself. I do have a reputation
for keeping stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You have more pho than I have of me than
your mum's. God, that's a sore point because I was
the third child and they took a billion photos of
my older brother Steve, and then eight hundred thousand million
of my sister, and there might be three were over
it by then. Every third born knows that story.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sounding a little bit like Jan Brady, Little.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Cindy, let's go to Erin in Pinjarra.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Tell you what happened with you with a reconnection.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
So I went to school a little place in New
Zealand called Napier. It's like thirty thousand people halfway down
the North Island hanging right, that's not very big. And
the first three years of high school, for yet eight
to ten, we had a lady called Caroline GUIDs. She
come from Scotland, so she came to toy with her
aunts for three years and then she went home. And
(09:51):
fifteen years later I was in a Sunday morning carrying
up shopped me, you know, underneath the car up and
I hear this voice, girl, that voice, and I turned around.
It was Caroline.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
And she'd gone home to Scotland and she was actually
in her with a cousin on a holiday.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What are the chances of that happening? Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Amazing?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah? It was like Scottish accents a pretty much just
what she said, you know, had some people have certain
phrases around I'm pushing my daughter around in a pushchair
and I know that, And I went Caroline, oh my god,
And I went, oh my.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
God, nice one. Thanks Aaron.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh good?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Why On the text, Joe and Allen Brooks says, a
few years ago, I thought I recognized the name of
a regional office colleague on a work email. So after
a little investigating, I asked, Mum, I just covered. She
was a girl who I had caught the little farm
school bus that had been in the same netball team
in the early eighties in our small, great southern town.
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So I reached out. We reconnected and are now great friends.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's very cool, and you're right about the month thing.
Remember everything.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, is your investigative.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Film source diary in history book. Incredible. Let's get a
hey'sz thatch.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
How'd you reconnect?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Sorry, no, you're good. Were just looking for a new job.
I moved from Victoria and I've been here in per
for twenty five years and probably four three three four
years ago I decided to apply for a new job
as a fuel truck driver. Yeah, and I got the
job because the guy that I was going to drive
(11:43):
for lost his license and his name is Brett, so
I went to cover for him and he was my
cape pilot to go around while with you one up Mateenery, Yes,
and as we're chatting away we discovered it we were
We went at the same school, same year, same area,
same mate, back Victoria, back in Victoria, and I've been
(12:03):
here in person for twenty five years, so it took
me twenty five years to find him in Victoria accidentally.
Of course, we still friends together for a year. We
drove together and didn't didn't realize until we started talking
about where we're originally from and school came up and
I was at school too, and most of our friends
(12:26):
as old friends that we've had together, and now we're
friends still today.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's brilliant.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
More Clarzy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now Barrows with us, baron, Hey, guys, what earth is
going on? What's happening?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I'll tell you what I was laughing on driving on
the way in when I heard that news about Matthew
Padlick's kind of the Sydney Swan. Because clear because Lisa,
I was imagining clarzy thinking about him wearing a red.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
And white scarf.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
How are you a little bit sick in my pocket?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
In my mouth?
Speaker 9 (13:01):
He did carry your club for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The business is business, ow I guess, yeah, he wants to.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Jop okay, not one team player.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
And I thought he had a lot of business in
town here, you know, but I guess it all over there.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Anyway, job a job.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Congratulations path Patty Sweeney for that job please.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Yeah, he's a good man.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
And the other big story going around, of course, was
in footy. There's always massive stories and the sacking of
Simon Goodwin.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
Yeah, like whoa.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And for me, were you surprised?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
I'm not really surprised.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
But the timing with the three weeks out, obviously they
want to swoop on Longmire or Simpson or something.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Yeah, for the others get involved.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You should be able to disrupt things with three weeks
to go.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
It's a strange way to do it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's disappointing lost us and Killbury and then the first yeah,
then they flogged the Eagles blog.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
To flog a team and then get sacked there.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
But it really for me personally, just to talk personally,
really made my pt SD flare up because I have
been involved in a sacking of a coach and it
was just so fair and I'm still angry about at
the dock is actually for the way it got handled,
because how it leaked out, and how I became the
person who knew and how I went down to the
(14:13):
Duckston down the road here with a couple of mates
and told Drummy I had to deliver the message which should.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Not have happened. It made me question my whole career
path and everything. What am I doing it?
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Why am I knifing this great blake? Why I am
in the grim Reaper? Why am I the.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Messenger of joom?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That was the ross line one.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Human LinkedIn alert? When was when it was?
Speaker 8 (14:40):
I was just I still lost the words I am
seen and confusion in drummies in the in the man's eyes.
I don't know if you guys have been sacked, but
it is. It is a horrible thing. And if he
ever go close to being sacked, and so you don't
want some nupty. Yeah, I've been telling you're on the stairwall.
(15:03):
And then look what's talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And then he has a bit like radio in twenty
twenty five and.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Steve, Steve Melkowski had to deliver the war.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Steve he actually you know he used to run the
perth heat. He actually had to be because I was gutlets.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
I said, I'm not telling him.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
You go in there, Steve and just say, look, you've
heard that you've been sacked. And he actually chased him
and told him, and then he looks at me and
Duff and goes, is that right, boys?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And we went yes, Oh man, you want to hear
Drummy talk about this?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Will just I'll be crying after this form a doctor Church,
Damian Trump.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
It's a little bit like reality TV before it's time.
So let's let's sack a coach and let's do it
on television. That'd be good, that'd be good. So yeah,
I'm standing in front of the camera and Adrian Barratt
is more or less telling me that I've been sacked
and no, you can't be that can't happen.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Sure, that's not right.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
And anyway, I think I had to go a toilet
or something, so I'll be back in a second. I'm
nearly collapsed just going up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You even got the name there, bar him so badly
he got into politics.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's how bad it was.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
But you know, he nearly collapsed. His face went white.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
It was like I told him his wife had run
off with Clive Waterhouse or something, and so I felt
like the grim reaper, and I just really wanted people
to know that sort of that wasn't my sort of
feeling about it.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
And you know, at least I go to functions.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Now it's so hard being a journalist and making that transition,
crossing the rubicon from being a player to.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
Being a journalist.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
And it's like when I go to Eagles functions, it's
like I'm wearing a wire.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Trust issues exactly.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I almost have to say this, it's off the record. Boys,
don't worry. It won't be on the news tomorrow. And
of course is anything ever off the record, And you
know it's a tricky job.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You called your scoop.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Anyway, who do you reckon they're going to get?
Speaker 9 (17:06):
I think it'll be John Longmi, you think so? I
think in the chop up.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
If you guys ever been sacked, I've only been sacked
three times.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I have never been sacked. But I did have my
contract not renewed. And they say to you you can
bring someone with you to support, so you know you
know what's a foot.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
So what did you call me?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I held your drumm?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
He had no one was exposed, Yeah, totally exposed.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
I could get sacked, barrowed like it to be have
you been telling me three times, but the only younger
and not once. I was a milkman or a milk boy,
actually milko milk boy.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
I got sacked because I messed up the orders.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
I delivered the wrong milk to fifteen hours is apparently,
and people.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Got angry because the domino effect.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Bloke it was lactose intolerant, got full cream. He wasn't happy.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Lactose intolerance.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's the stupid thing invented.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Now. I was in a lot of kiosk.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
I remember selling lottery tickets once, so I couldn't work
the machine balls that up.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So you're scratching all the scratches, mate, to be honest,
avoid different moves.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
I love those free scratches. And the best one though
is cat Layby. Remember Layby because they still have.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you have a form of Layby? Still things?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I used to love lay By at least you couldn't wait.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Anything in my life.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Delivery there before.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
She can't have it now.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Instant gratification I regarded even carry up.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
To Lisa's doorbell. Mate, it's like smashed.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
Anyway, This is the true story. People stealing stuff off
the porch? Is that girl's place, she gets a lot. Anyway,
I misfiled the orders. So some kid for Christmas, instead
of getting an an atari, you know, he got a blender.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Christmas.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I seen this story in the news this morning about
a guy in Moey in Victoria. I used to live
in Melbourne and they told me that Moey stands for
moccasins on everyone. But anyway, that's neither here nor that
this has gone through a you know, a bottleo gone
(19:24):
through the drive through, but on a horse, and said
he's turned heads by trotting through a drive through bottle
shop on a horse. And the headline says the most
Australian thing you'll ever see. I don't think it's the
most Australian thing you'll ever see. We're not a country
of cowboys in America. I probably think the most American
(19:45):
thing you'd see the least Australian thing. I think the
most Australian thing you'd see is someone going through the
bottle in thongs with no shirt on and belching as
they live with their you know, their slab under their
arms shoulder.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
What was his explanation and why was.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
He wanted to save petrol? Dude, how much. No, it
would have nothing to do with getting attention. How much
petrol are you using to go through the bottle? Well,
maybe he's come from out of town.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Hey, is cheaper than diesel.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's cheaper than any petrol, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
At the moment?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Obviously wasn't a thirsty camel prices.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
If the horse has to go through the bottle, may
imagine I'd be worried about pooping.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's right. If the horse leaves something in the drive
through of the bottle, who's going to clean that up?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I said to you this morning List that I was
in South Perthes that there are two police persons on
their horses through right there near the river, and they
left the whole trail of horse pull right there in
the river.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
They didn't have a plastic bag to.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
By the time I got to my car, they're well
and truly gone, and the poop was there.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Clean that up.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
The best one I've got on that side of it
is when we do the Christmas pageant.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
I used to ride the camels.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Oh no, it's a thirsty cam that all the way
down Hay Street, but right in front of the VIP area.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
You know, the actual grand standing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Were you one of the wise men?
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Yeah, it was one of the wise men.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
I didn't look very wise, I can tell you because
I was sitting there and my camel just stopped and
did the biggest poo I've ever seen camels in front
of all the guns. Now the governor was and then
they had to send out some poor blake sha.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Coming up behind.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Going through that exactly what are the kids with the
blue on aline?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
When it turned brown.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Through that kids?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Christmas?
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Mate?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
They had to be cleaned up. It was the biggest
pool of it scene. I was so embarrassed, and of
course it made that highlight at work Christmas? And is
on the camel the wise man?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Did you have frankinsense?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The other option? Because the small doggie bag wouldn't have
worked if it's big.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I always wonder what frank and threats was.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I know you wouldn't. I don't know your pipe and.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Smoker well down to that horse.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Just the idea of you being one of the wise men,
it makes the whole thing funny.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's always the wise man, and who are the otherwise man?
Was Tim McMillan ever?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Was Matt Jinny? Hes always want to be in front
so's his camel.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Never pet.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Now I'm just a libel camel and look I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Now I'm Captain Hook. You moved down.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I want you to be Santa.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm working on it. Cry I'm getting bad.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
More Clezy More podcast The Sure Report on ninety six
air FM.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
First of all, Ozzy Osborne's cause of death has been confirmed,
according to The New York Times. His death certificate lists
the cause of death as a heart attack. The certificate
says he suffered from coronary heart disease as well as
Parkinson's disease, which he was diagnosed with in two thousand
and three, but of course didn't reveal publicly until about
twenty twenty. Sean Diddy Coombs has been denied his latest
(23:21):
attempt to get out of jail. His lawyers petitioned the
court to let Coombs free while awaiting his sentencing in October.
The conditions included a fifty million dollar bond and arrangements
to live in his Miami mansion, but the judge said no.
The nominees for the twenty twenty five MTV Video Music
Awards have been announced. Lady Gaga has received the most nominations,
(23:41):
with twelve Bruno Mars got eleven nominations and Kendrick Lamar
got ten. The VMA's are on September seven, and I
am still dirty on the fact that Lady Gaga is
not coming to Perth. She's ondly goes to the East Coast.
I'm not happy she is. Yeah, not happy, Jan And
how is this story? I think this is amazing. Old's
oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen over
(24:04):
thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Far out.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, the world's oldest baby was born in Ohio last
week from an embryo that had been frozen for more
than thirty years. Now. First of all, I didn't know
you could adopt embryos, and not just in the US,
by the way, you can do it here, which is fantastic.
Daddius Daniel Peas was born via adopted IVF last week.
He'd been frozen in May nineteen ninety four. The new parents,
(24:30):
Lindsay and Tim Peace, were just toddlers when their son's
embryo was created. Such a bizarre but beautiful story. I
love this. And FYI, Mum and Baba doing great, Oh,
very good.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's the key part of the story that is amazing.
Isn't it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
It is amazing. I had no idea you could do that.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh but I wonder if there's something in that.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
But I'm glad you can. There's so many you know,
embryos are not used.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And I wonder if there's going to be a special
kind of relationship with the closeness of longevity of a
bit of life between parents and bizarre. Yeah, I saw
on the news las night there's changes to the Whacker.
Are the biggest changes in over one hundred and thirty
years to the w A c A. They're not the Wacker,
you know, A controversy and all that. They've got a
swimming pool. They built a pool, haven't got the water
in yet all four Is it for the It must
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be for the public because they said you can swim
up and watch world class cricket. And looking over there
from the pool.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
To the ground that happened in that pool. I'm not
going in that pool. I'm not going anywhere near that
pool's gross.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
See being cricket tragic. My thoughts were balls will get
hit into.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
There, That's right. That's the least of my worries.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
About something else.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Balls in the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You know, what's it? You know it's next to the
pool that a giant colored water slide and a.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Giant beer thing snake. Yeah, what are those things called?
The something that condis crystals? Did you put in and
to go purple around you if you go?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, yeah, but it'd be purple constantly, wouldn't I constantly purple?
So there's been done on there, but I think there'd
be a bit of shortage of parking, so they're still
working that up. But yeah, the idea of watching the
pool for watching a bit.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You won't be there.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You won't be there.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I might be prompted to watch cricket, but not from
the pool.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
And we'll go to the cricket together and have a swim.
Where are the toilets?
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Crazy and Lisa
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
Whenever You're listening today. This is Clarzy and Leasa's podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast Oh What a Day to
Be Alive? Clarzy on another prize at the petrol station?
Speaker 4 (00:14):
You like me?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
I want something barristop By to share, the time that
he told an AFL coach he sacked before the coach
had been told by his club, and the three times
he was sacked himself.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
The MTV Video Awards nominations are out.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
We take calls on when you've reconnected with someone years.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Later and the worker is getting a pool and I
have no desire to swim in that.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
I can't imagine why you're.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Looking a bit schuffed this morning, Clarzy. There seems to
be an extra pef in your steps.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Do you know this? Why I came bounding in this morning? Well,
let's be honest, LIZI, you and I had done this
caper for a few years. So over the years, ever,
many many years, you and I, either together or separately,
have given away millions of dollars worth of prizes in cash.
Let's be honest. It seems ridiculous, but it is true.
But I'm not sure about yourself. But I've I'm that
person who calls up and says, I've never wanted anything.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
In my life.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Yes, same until now, because I did. Remember I said
to you that when I get petrol at my servo,
and I've been calling this thing peel and yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
This last week won a pie.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I want to meat pie, and I've been saving it
for a rainy day. And the last couple of rainy
days I forgot to pick it up. So I am
saving my pie. I've got to pick it up before
the end of September. However, I got petrol this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
It's not an assigned pie. Oh god, this is Clacy's pie.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
You'll be It's got my name on it. Yeah, to
be picked up. Yeah, I should get it delivered. So
I haven't picked up my pie yet. However, I did
get petrol at four twenty five this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Don't tell me you've had another win. Look and I won.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Look what I want?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
A chop chop.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I won a chopper chop twelve gram chopper chop free.
You're a winner, free chopping jaw.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
When they say twelve grams, is that a particular size different?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Because chopper Chap's got a nest on the end of
the of chop chopper shop. Yeah, I wanted to. So
I'm thinking that that is the meal of champions. That's
a lunch of champions.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Is desert.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, and you've got dessert gun as well, so I'll
have to pick them up together.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Flavor. I like strawberries and cream really.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I love the coler ones.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, I don't like the like the ones that are
like a soft drink. I like the creamy ones.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And can you do a chupper chop or anything any
of those kinds of those kind of sweet things without
chewing into them at all? Did just sit there and
just wait for solve a way?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, I don't think I've ever sucked a sucky lolly
right to the end.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, even the all day suckers.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Even an anti cole or oh yeah, rot your idiots
as because they've got that little soft bit in the middle.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What were the lollies we used to have? When you
do the forty hour famine, you.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Could cheat Bali sugar.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, I can never get through a Bari sugar without
gun chop and just about breaking your tooth.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
Prefer a butter scotch to a Barlie sugar.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
So you're sitting with a winner, as you know, absolutely so.
The only thing that will top this, I feel it
having won a pie and then it chupper sharp is
if next week no icy cold Canna coke. I've always
wanted to win one of those milk. Oh god, Wei
should go to the survey together so we can win
something hot, Lisa. You know when you're working at a
(03:15):
job and you just make a connection with someone and
you just become friends. So a few years ago, as
you know, Laurie, my wife was a teacher's assistant with
KINDI kids. She loved working with the kids and all
that kind of stuff. But I realized quite a few
years ago now she became friends with a woman by
the name of Andrea. And so Andrew and Allen, her husband,
have become very good friends of ours. But it was
fairly early on that I discovered that, after a discussion
(03:37):
over dinner, that Andrew and I actually went to the
same school together. We went to carron Up Primary back
in the mid sevenies.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
We went to the same primary, the.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Same primary school.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
And so what happened, the way it worked out was
that Andrea, I can say this she's a year older
than me. We were in the same damn class carren
Up Primary School because we had combined the year.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Four and year five, okay one of those.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
And then after more discovering, we went, oh, you're joking
and she is now friends with our old school teacher,
mister Messiti right, mister Messitdi was our school teacher who
was the young the young star teacher of current primary
back in nineteen seventy four. And then I realized I
had the photo of Andrew and I are in the
same class.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Of course you did. I've got the photo thrown or
receipt in your life.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I've got nine hundred photos of you, you know that.
But there's one with Andrew's in the back row.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I'm still lawyer is working on it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
Guy smiling down there in the second row, give me
a lot. Oh my god, Lisa's putting her glasses on.
Little guy smiling with your little mullet, but it wouldn't
mount in his mouth. We'll put that photo up on
ninety six so you can laugh at me as well.
So and Andrew's up the back row. She's a taller
girl at the back row then, so I've got to
(04:46):
say that because she's a year older. See, I don't
remember we didn't remember each other from class because we
wouldn't hang out with the kid who was a year
younger or older. But isn't that freaky that all of
those years later we discovered that we've reconnected in such
a strange way. You're so cute, Thanks very much what happened.
So what we thought we'd do is go to the
fines because that's forty something.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Years and that in front of you looks like she's
possessed by the debl.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Oh she was. Her name was Reagan, a little wit exercise.
But we would love you today to tell us when
you reconnected with someone many years later, because we're talking
that's a long time ago. Nineteen seventy four.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
To five, that is absolutely a long time ago.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Injured her shoulders. She's put off gigs in the States
for a couple of.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Months, but she's also reconnected with someone she has mister
Buckinghams Lindsay Bucket well too. I mean, I don't know
if they've still been in the same room together, but
they are at least allowing their album to be re
released and they're on a billboard together. Well, it's not
a new billboard.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
It might have been done through lawyers and agents and managers.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Not that long ago. They wouldn't have allowed their likenesses
to even be together on a billboard.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You could say Lindsay's name to be with a no,
you couldn't. Yeah, but with the passing Christimicvie that can
sometimes happen.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yes, it put things into perspective for them.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
So Stevie and Lindsay reconnecting after in a way anyway,
least professionally, And that's what was talking about the day.
How did you reconnect with someone after a long long time?
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Lisa and Carlisle? Hello, he Lis, Hello, Hello, you good.
Tell us about your reconnection.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Well, I had an amazing episode a few years ago.
I'm originally from Sydney and I've been in Perth for
twenty id years. And I went to a dinner one
night with a bunch of ladies and it was close
to Christmas time and the lady that I was sitting
next to, who I'd never met before, or so I thought,
I said to her, you know, what are you up
(06:43):
to for Christmas? And oh, she asked me that, and
I said, I'm heading back to Sydney and she said, oh,
I'm from Sydney, where are you from? And we got
chatting about where we grew up and all that sort
of thing ended up that we'd been at the same
primary school together.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
And it went right back to kindergarten. Yeah. So this
is forty forty five years, forty eight years.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And the opposite side of the country.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
On the opposite side of the country. So I went
home that night and I got out my photo album
and found my kindy album and there she was. And
then I rang my mum the next day, who still
lives in New South Wales, and was telling her this
story and she said, oh, my goodness, Caroline was your
best friend at kindy. You used to play at each
(07:33):
other's houses all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Oh that's amazing.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Yeah it was. It was just one of those things
that I thought, well, what are the odds.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Did you here again? Or oh, just that one off
three connection.
Speaker 5 (07:47):
It was really that one off rectly, because you know,
our lives had gone in very different directions. But we
are friends on Facebook and funny enough that a couple
of years ago, so I was down in Mandra for
a little mini holiday with my mom and my nieces
and nephews. And we were sitting at sister Ello's for
dinner one Saturday night and this lady walked up to
(08:11):
me and she said, it's your name, Lisa, and I
said yes, and I've looked at her and she said
I'm Caroline, so it was her again, remarkable. I said,
oh my god, you know, like you stalking.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Trying to tell you something.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, it's just a bit scary when you put a
number to it, when you start talking about years.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And she recognized me, but I didn't recognize her.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, I can't believe you've still got your photo album
from kindy.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
God, I've got all my all my photos I called
my school photos. Yeah, yeah, it's nice story.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
They say, that's the kind of stuff for after. Yes,
buy some photos of yourself. I do have a reputation
for keeping stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
You have more pho than I have of me than
your mum's. God, that's a sore point because I was
the third child and they took a billion photos of
my older brother Steve, and then eight hundred thousand million
of my sister, and there might be three were over
it by then. Every third born knows that story.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Sounding a little bit like Jan Brady, Little.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Cindy, let's go to Erin in Pinjarra.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Tell you what happened with you with a reconnection.
Speaker 6 (09:30):
So I went to school a little place in New
Zealand called Napier. It's like thirty thousand people halfway down
the North Island hanging right, that's not very big. And
the first three years of high school, for yet eight
to ten, we had a lady called Caroline GUIDs. She
come from Scotland, so she came to toy with her
aunts for three years and then she went home. And
(09:51):
fifteen years later I was in a Sunday morning carrying
up shopped me, you know, underneath the car up and
I hear this voice, girl, that voice, and I turned around.
It was Caroline.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
And she'd gone home to Scotland and she was actually
in her with a cousin on a holiday.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
What are the chances of that happening? Isn't that incredible?
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Amazing?
Speaker 6 (10:17):
Yeah? It was like Scottish accents a pretty much just
what she said, you know, had some people have certain
phrases around I'm pushing my daughter around in a pushchair
and I know that, And I went Caroline, oh my god,
And I went, oh my.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
God, nice one. Thanks Aaron.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh good?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Why On the text, Joe and Allen Brooks says, a
few years ago, I thought I recognized the name of
a regional office colleague on a work email. So after
a little investigating, I asked, Mum, I just covered. She
was a girl who I had caught the little farm
school bus that had been in the same netball team
in the early eighties in our small, great southern town.
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So I reached out. We reconnected and are now great friends.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's very cool, and you're right about the month thing.
Remember everything.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, is your investigative.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Film source diary in history book. Incredible. Let's get a
hey'sz thatch.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
How are you going?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
How'd you reconnect?
Speaker 5 (11:20):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Sorry, no, you're good. Were just looking for a new job.
I moved from Victoria and I've been here in per
for twenty five years and probably four three three four
years ago I decided to apply for a new job
as a fuel truck driver. Yeah, and I got the
job because the guy that I was going to drive
(11:43):
for lost his license and his name is Brett, so
I went to cover for him and he was my
cape pilot to go around while with you one up Mateenery, Yes,
and as we're chatting away we discovered it we were
We went at the same school, same year, same area,
same mate, back Victoria, back in Victoria, and I've been
(12:03):
here in person for twenty five years, so it took
me twenty five years to find him in Victoria accidentally.
Of course, we still friends together for a year. We
drove together and didn't didn't realize until we started talking
about where we're originally from and school came up and
I was at school too, and most of our friends
(12:26):
as old friends that we've had together, and now we're
friends still today.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
That's brilliant.
Speaker 7 (12:32):
More Clarzy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now Barrows with us, baron, Hey, guys, what earth is
going on? What's happening?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
I'll tell you what I was laughing on driving on
the way in when I heard that news about Matthew
Padlick's kind of the Sydney Swan. Because clear because Lisa,
I was imagining clarzy thinking about him wearing a red.
Speaker 9 (12:54):
And white scarf.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
How are you a little bit sick in my pocket?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
In my mouth?
Speaker 9 (13:01):
He did carry your club for a while.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
The business is business, ow I guess, yeah, he wants to.
Speaker 9 (13:05):
Jop okay, not one team player.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
And I thought he had a lot of business in
town here, you know, but I guess it all over there.
Speaker 9 (13:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Anyway, job a job.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
Congratulations path Patty Sweeney for that job please.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (13:19):
Yeah, he's a good man.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
And the other big story going around, of course, was
in footy. There's always massive stories and the sacking of
Simon Goodwin.
Speaker 9 (13:26):
Yeah, like whoa.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
And for me, were you surprised?
Speaker 9 (13:32):
I'm not really surprised.
Speaker 8 (13:33):
But the timing with the three weeks out, obviously they
want to swoop on Longmire or Simpson or something.
Speaker 9 (13:38):
Yeah, for the others get involved.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
You should be able to disrupt things with three weeks
to go.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
It's a strange way to do it.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
It's disappointing lost us and Killbury and then the first yeah,
then they flogged the Eagles blog.
Speaker 9 (13:50):
To flog a team and then get sacked there.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
But it really for me personally, just to talk personally,
really made my pt SD flare up because I have
been involved in a sacking of a coach and it
was just so fair and I'm still angry about at
the dock is actually for the way it got handled,
because how it leaked out, and how I became the
person who knew and how I went down to the
(14:13):
Duckston down the road here with a couple of mates
and told Drummy I had to deliver the message which should.
Speaker 9 (14:20):
Not have happened. It made me question my whole career
path and everything. What am I doing it?
Speaker 8 (14:27):
Why am I knifing this great blake? Why I am
in the grim Reaper? Why am I the.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Messenger of joom?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
That was the ross line one.
Speaker 9 (14:33):
Human LinkedIn alert? When was when it was?
Speaker 8 (14:40):
I was just I still lost the words I am
seen and confusion in drummies in the in the man's eyes.
I don't know if you guys have been sacked, but
it is. It is a horrible thing. And if he
ever go close to being sacked, and so you don't
want some nupty. Yeah, I've been telling you're on the stairwall.
(15:03):
And then look what's talking about?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And then he has a bit like radio in twenty
twenty five and.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
Steve, Steve Melkowski had to deliver the war.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Steve he actually you know he used to run the
perth heat. He actually had to be because I was gutlets.
Speaker 9 (15:18):
I said, I'm not telling him.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
You go in there, Steve and just say, look, you've
heard that you've been sacked. And he actually chased him
and told him, and then he looks at me and
Duff and goes, is that right, boys?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
And we went yes, Oh man, you want to hear
Drummy talk about this?
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Will just I'll be crying after this form a doctor Church,
Damian Trump.
Speaker 10 (15:39):
It's a little bit like reality TV before it's time.
So let's let's sack a coach and let's do it
on television. That'd be good, that'd be good. So yeah,
I'm standing in front of the camera and Adrian Barratt
is more or less telling me that I've been sacked
and no, you can't be that can't happen.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Sure, that's not right.
Speaker 10 (16:03):
And anyway, I think I had to go a toilet
or something, so I'll be back in a second. I'm
nearly collapsed just going up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
You even got the name there, bar him so badly
he got into politics.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
That's how bad it was.
Speaker 9 (16:20):
But you know, he nearly collapsed. His face went white.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
It was like I told him his wife had run
off with Clive Waterhouse or something, and so I felt
like the grim reaper, and I just really wanted people
to know that sort of that wasn't my sort of
feeling about it.
Speaker 9 (16:37):
And you know, at least I go to functions.
Speaker 8 (16:40):
Now it's so hard being a journalist and making that transition,
crossing the rubicon from being a player to.
Speaker 9 (16:46):
Being a journalist.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
And it's like when I go to Eagles functions, it's
like I'm wearing a wire.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
Trust issues exactly.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
I almost have to say this, it's off the record. Boys,
don't worry. It won't be on the news tomorrow. And
of course is anything ever off the record, And you
know it's a tricky job.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
You called your scoop.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Anyway, who do you reckon they're going to get?
Speaker 9 (17:06):
I think it'll be John Longmi, you think so? I
think in the chop up.
Speaker 8 (17:10):
If you guys ever been sacked, I've only been sacked
three times.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
I have never been sacked. But I did have my
contract not renewed. And they say to you you can
bring someone with you to support, so you know you
know what's a foot.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
So what did you call me?
Speaker 9 (17:26):
I held your drumm?
Speaker 2 (17:27):
He had no one was exposed, Yeah, totally exposed.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
I could get sacked, barrowed like it to be have
you been telling me three times, but the only younger
and not once. I was a milkman or a milk boy,
actually milko milk boy.
Speaker 9 (17:41):
I got sacked because I messed up the orders.
Speaker 8 (17:43):
I delivered the wrong milk to fifteen hours is apparently,
and people.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
Got angry because the domino effect.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
Bloke it was lactose intolerant, got full cream. He wasn't happy.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Lactose intolerance.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's the stupid thing invented.
Speaker 9 (18:00):
Now. I was in a lot of kiosk.
Speaker 8 (18:03):
I remember selling lottery tickets once, so I couldn't work
the machine balls that up.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So you're scratching all the scratches, mate, to be honest,
avoid different moves.
Speaker 8 (18:11):
I love those free scratches. And the best one though
is cat Layby. Remember Layby because they still have.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Do you have a form of Layby? Still things?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
I used to love lay By at least you couldn't wait.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Anything in my life.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Delivery there before.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
She can't have it now.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Instant gratification I regarded even carry up.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
To Lisa's doorbell. Mate, it's like smashed.
Speaker 8 (18:39):
Anyway, This is the true story. People stealing stuff off
the porch? Is that girl's place, she gets a lot. Anyway,
I misfiled the orders. So some kid for Christmas, instead
of getting an an atari, you know, he got a blender.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Christmas.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
I seen this story in the news this morning about
a guy in Moey in Victoria. I used to live
in Melbourne and they told me that Moey stands for
moccasins on everyone. But anyway, that's neither here nor that
this has gone through a you know, a bottleo gone
(19:24):
through the drive through, but on a horse, and said
he's turned heads by trotting through a drive through bottle
shop on a horse. And the headline says the most
Australian thing you'll ever see. I don't think it's the
most Australian thing you'll ever see. We're not a country
of cowboys in America. I probably think the most American
(19:45):
thing you'd see the least Australian thing. I think the
most Australian thing you'd see is someone going through the
bottle in thongs with no shirt on and belching as
they live with their you know, their slab under their
arms shoulder.
Speaker 9 (19:58):
What was his explanation and why was.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
He wanted to save petrol? Dude, how much. No, it
would have nothing to do with getting attention. How much
petrol are you using to go through the bottle? Well,
maybe he's come from out of town.
Speaker 9 (20:15):
Hey, is cheaper than diesel.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
It's cheaper than any petrol, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
At the moment?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Obviously wasn't a thirsty camel prices.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
If the horse has to go through the bottle, may
imagine I'd be worried about pooping.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
That's right. If the horse leaves something in the drive
through of the bottle, who's going to clean that up?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I said to you this morning List that I was
in South Perthes that there are two police persons on
their horses through right there near the river, and they
left the whole trail of horse pull right there in
the river.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
They didn't have a plastic bag to.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
By the time I got to my car, they're well
and truly gone, and the poop was there.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Clean that up.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
The best one I've got on that side of it
is when we do the Christmas pageant.
Speaker 9 (20:56):
I used to ride the camels.
Speaker 8 (20:58):
Oh no, it's a thirsty cam that all the way
down Hay Street, but right in front of the VIP area.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
You know, the actual grand standing.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
Were you one of the wise men?
Speaker 9 (21:06):
Yeah, it was one of the wise men.
Speaker 8 (21:08):
I didn't look very wise, I can tell you because
I was sitting there and my camel just stopped and
did the biggest poo I've ever seen camels in front
of all the guns. Now the governor was and then
they had to send out some poor blake sha.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Coming up behind.
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Going through that exactly what are the kids with the
blue on aline?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
When it turned brown.
Speaker 9 (21:37):
Through that kids?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Christmas?
Speaker 9 (21:40):
Mate?
Speaker 8 (21:40):
They had to be cleaned up. It was the biggest
pool of it scene. I was so embarrassed, and of
course it made that highlight at work Christmas? And is
on the camel the wise man?
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Did you have frankinsense?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
The other option? Because the small doggie bag wouldn't have
worked if it's big.
Speaker 2 (22:02):
I always wonder what frank and threats was.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
I know you wouldn't. I don't know your pipe and.
Speaker 9 (22:10):
Smoker well down to that horse.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Just the idea of you being one of the wise men,
it makes the whole thing funny.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It's always the wise man, and who are the otherwise man?
Was Tim McMillan ever?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Was Matt Jinny? Hes always want to be in front
so's his camel.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
Never pet.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Now I'm just a libel camel and look I'm sorry.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Now I'm Captain Hook. You moved down.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I want you to be Santa.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I'm working on it. Cry I'm getting bad.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
More Clezy More podcast The Sure Report on ninety six
air FM.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
First of all, Ozzy Osborne's cause of death has been confirmed,
according to The New York Times. His death certificate lists
the cause of death as a heart attack. The certificate
says he suffered from coronary heart disease as well as
Parkinson's disease, which he was diagnosed with in two thousand
and three, but of course didn't reveal publicly until about
twenty twenty. Sean Diddy Coombs has been denied his latest
(23:21):
attempt to get out of jail. His lawyers petitioned the
court to let Coombs free while awaiting his sentencing in October.
The conditions included a fifty million dollar bond and arrangements
to live in his Miami mansion, but the judge said no.
The nominees for the twenty twenty five MTV Video Music
Awards have been announced. Lady Gaga has received the most nominations,
(23:41):
with twelve Bruno Mars got eleven nominations and Kendrick Lamar
got ten. The VMA's are on September seven, and I
am still dirty on the fact that Lady Gaga is
not coming to Perth. She's ondly goes to the East Coast.
I'm not happy she is. Yeah, not happy, Jan And
how is this story? I think this is amazing. Old's
oldest baby has been born from an embryo frozen over
(24:04):
thirty years ago.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Far out.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, the world's oldest baby was born in Ohio last
week from an embryo that had been frozen for more
than thirty years. Now. First of all, I didn't know
you could adopt embryos, and not just in the US,
by the way, you can do it here, which is fantastic.
Daddius Daniel Peas was born via adopted IVF last week.
He'd been frozen in May nineteen ninety four. The new parents,
(24:30):
Lindsay and Tim Peace, were just toddlers when their son's
embryo was created. Such a bizarre but beautiful story. I
love this. And FYI, Mum and Baba doing great, Oh,
very good.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's the key part of the story that is amazing.
Isn't it.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
It is amazing. I had no idea you could do that.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh but I wonder if there's something in that.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
But I'm glad you can. There's so many you know,
embryos are not used.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And I wonder if there's going to be a special
kind of relationship with the closeness of longevity of a
bit of life between parents and bizarre. Yeah, I saw
on the news las night there's changes to the Whacker.
Are the biggest changes in over one hundred and thirty
years to the w A c A. They're not the Wacker,
you know, A controversy and all that. They've got a
swimming pool. They built a pool, haven't got the water
in yet all four Is it for the It must
(25:15):
be for the public because they said you can swim
up and watch world class cricket. And looking over there
from the pool.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
To the ground that happened in that pool. I'm not
going in that pool. I'm not going anywhere near that
pool's gross.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
See being cricket tragic. My thoughts were balls will get
hit into.
Speaker 3 (25:30):
There, That's right. That's the least of my worries.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
About something else.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Balls in the pool.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
You know, what's it? You know it's next to the
pool that a giant colored water slide and a.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
Giant beer thing snake. Yeah, what are those things called?
The something that condis crystals? Did you put in and
to go purple around you if you go?
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, yeah, but it'd be purple constantly, wouldn't I constantly purple?
So there's been done on there, but I think there'd
be a bit of shortage of parking, so they're still
working that up. But yeah, the idea of watching the
pool for watching a bit.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You won't be there.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
You won't be there.
Speaker 3 (26:07):
I might be prompted to watch cricket, but not from
the pool.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
And we'll go to the cricket together and have a swim.
Where are the toilets?
Speaker 9 (26:15):
Crazy and Lisa
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