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June 4, 2025 • 34 mins

The show kicks off with Lisa's observation that everyone on the roads was trying to kill her!

The Shaw Report – Fyre Festival is making a comeback… sort of. Lisa, has you covered.

Elliot Yeo joined Clairsy & Lisa to discuss The Eagles loss to Geelong over the weekend. Plus the team their road trip this weekend – the team are on the road to Bunbury this weekend to play the North Melbourne Kangaroos.

To celebrate International Sausage Roll Day, we ask you where you can get Perth’s best tasty bites. It’s no surprise that Pinjarra Bakery received the most votes.

Ahead of Clairsy & Lisa’s Perth Pub Crawl - Todd Johnston (V Capri) joined us to reminisce about the good old days and revealed that Tod Johnston & PeaceLove will headline our big night at Pinocchios.

To round out a bumper day Ben O’Shea popped in to chat all things Kung Fu with the release of Karate Kid: Legends.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered Budy my art radio app from ninety six AIRFM
to whenever You're listening Today This is Clearsy and Leas's podcast.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast today.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Our Perth pub Crawl series continues with Todd Johnston from
be Capri.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Joining US West Coast.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
Egle Elio talks about the team playing in Bunbring It
Hands over this weekend.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
There's been a.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Twist in another twist in the firefest story.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Sure that goes not.

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Seth mcfarlin's hilarious will take calls on where's the best
sausage role in Perth.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I recounted the level of idiocy on the roads.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yesterday was at a whole new scale.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
You worked your horn and ben o'shet reviews karate Kid legends.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Yesterday driving poured with rain most of the day. Rhodes
are slippery chaos. You would assume that people would be
on you know, drive better than they even normally, would
be more course, even more cautious.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
Be more aware, especially with the flesh flooding r.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Look more carefully.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Nay, three people tried to kill me yesterday if you
include my trainer at the gym, but.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
That's another story.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So yes, first of all, driving home, turn off Lord
Street into Walcott and just a little bit along there's
a you know, side road coming in a some idiot
comes out of the side street right in front of me.
And I'm not I'm not exaggerating. It was right in
front of me. Thank god for my tires being up

(01:29):
to it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
They were. I slammed on the brakes.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I did have to go into the other lane or
I would have hit them, because that's how, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
So pulled out without just without looking. No, didn't look, did.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Not well, must not have looked otherwise they perhaps you know,
should be going to Specsavors. But had to pull into
the other lane. Thankfully there wasn't anything in the other lane.
But you know how you do that just sort of
it's just what you do.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Of course, otherwise I would have hit them.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
And then of course pull up at the lights on
Boufett Street and they're doing the looking straight ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
I know nothing, I see nothing.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I'm not looking to the side because I know you're
glaring at me. Because I had I had to say
I too to them, do.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
You have that? And did you have the killer stair
on the oh? Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
And I reckon I put my hand on the horn
for twenty seconds.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Christopher Walken color looking.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah, I was as a surprise myself actually at my
level of rate it.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
But they didn't nearly kill me.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
So then later on, well actually only about an hour later,
I'm driving past dog swamp shops.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Another idiot pulls out.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You know, you come out of the obviously come out
of the car park, and if you're turning right and
so you stop in the middle. There's a middle bit,
you know what I mean, when you know you can
do the first bit of pull out and then you
got to turn.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
And I thought he is.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Going to stop, isn't he because I'm almost on top
of him, And I thought he's not.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
He's not going to stop. He's coming straight out.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Because I'd already experienced one idiot and near death expirit
it's just an hour earlier, I was. I was sort
of half expecting it. Yeah, it wasn't the same idiot.
It was a separate idiot in a separate idiot next idiot,
So you got a cheat as well, but I couldn't.

(03:19):
And then last night I went out for a little
while and I reckon. Only one in every eight cast
had an indicator I didn't know they were such optional
extras in so many times.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't understand. And I was thinking, yeah, and.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
It was pouring with rain at this stage. It was
about six o'clock last night, and I thought, why are
people driving, you know, particularly like idiots when they drive
perfectly okay, when it's clear and nice.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
And and it sounds like you were like a magnet
for the misterday I was.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
I was.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I literally was nervous to go out on the road
again last night because I'd already been a magnet. I thought,
is there my light's not working because I had my
lights on.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah, driving home yesterday when it was raining. Anyway, please in.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
This weather, just.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Clearing showers today, take it easier there because it is
still wet. Yeah, absolutely, And I love that story. But
my favorite Longe was still my trainer tried to kill me.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Years. You keep telling me.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
I know, I'm not used to the words my true Sorry.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Have we met the sure report on ninety six airm.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yes, I've got a Firefest update. This guy he won't
let it go. He's pivoting with a pop up Sorry. Yes,
as Billy McFarland sells off Firefest ips, including one that
could become a streaming service. The festival is now being
spun off as a week long Caribbean hotel get away
this September.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
The Fire Coral View pop up.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Promised this a week long escape blending adventures spontaneity in
paradise in the Bay Islands of Honduras.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
I mean, what was it?

Speaker 3 (05:05):
It was like a five million dollars a ticket thing
before and now it's a top us. McFarland gave up
trying to organize a second Firefest. It was met with
logistical issues from the jump, not to mention the original
festival was a disaster. You know Will Ferrell and Rachel
mccadam's Eurovision movie it's called Eurovision Song Contest The.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Story of Fire Saga.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Well, it's being turned into a Broadway musical. I thought
this movie was hilarious. Ferrell and mccadams are an Icelandic
musical duo aspiring to represent their country at Eurovision.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
All right, got it wrong.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
I'm large this is a cigarettes be on who wants
to hear eurovisions of.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
This was one of those absolute traits where you go
into it thinking, oh, see.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
What it's like.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
It was like that was School of Rock.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
No word yet on who will become asked for the
Broadway show, but I want to go. Speaking of musicals,
Abbas Bjorn Ulvais is writing a new one.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
He did that one Voyager.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
He's eighty years young, Bjorn, and he's writing a musical
using AI. There are reports this morning Dakota Johnson and
Chris Martin have broken up. Multiple sources that because these
are the friends you want. Multiple sources have told People
magazine the actress and Cold Placinger have ended their eight
year relationship, but at this stage there's been no.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Word from them or from their reps.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
These two got together in twenty seventeen and look some
sad news this morning. Morton Harkett, the frontman of Aarha,
has revealed he has Parkinson's disease. Harkitt is sixty five.
He's been keeping the diagnosis hunder wraps for a while,
but he says he's chosen now to be open with
his fans.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
All right, much loved those guys.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It's an awful diagnosis and yeah, we wish you nothing
but good things.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Yeah, absolutely, it's more quezy, Oh Liza, more podcast soon.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
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Speaker 2 (07:26):
Good morning Elliott, Good morning mate.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well the Eagles lost to Geelong by forty three points.
It off the stadium on Sunday night, one hundred and
sixteen to seventy three. But that score is not reflective
of the game because.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
The Eagles were in.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
This and we talked about what a tough game it
was going to be, but they were in it.

Speaker 9 (07:47):
Yes, yes, I thought if Long you had to kick
that goal would be.

Speaker 10 (07:52):
Within one point the point, wasn't it.

Speaker 11 (07:54):
We would have been within one point and then it
might have been.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
A different story than we're on the other end.

Speaker 6 (07:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Then from that point on, it just they just kind
of piled on the goals, which frustrating because as you said,
it was very frustrating.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
That wasn't until the very end.

Speaker 11 (08:08):
Yes, yes, yeah, and I think Jesse kicked four.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
No one more frustrated than Reuben Jim because he played
so well.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
Did he did?

Speaker 9 (08:15):
And that's that would be so frustrating. I'd be so
flat because you've done a very good job for the
game and then yeah, for him to yeah, the flood
gates open like that.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
And for that reason, I hope he's not flash.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I hope you can appreciate, you know, the great job up.

Speaker 9 (08:30):
Until absolutely, like you'd be looking at that, Look there's
some positives out of it, but still still room to group.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Quarters, then be flat.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
But if you have three good ones, so you need
a coach down there. That just sort of reminds people
the reminder coach the mother comes. Look at it half empty,
look at it, you know, it comes to the mother ship.

Speaker 9 (08:58):
I look like, I thought he played very well other
than you know, obviously Jess those couple of goals which
frustrating and would be for him, But up until that
point he was fantastic.

Speaker 10 (09:09):
So yeah, and they're the.

Speaker 9 (09:11):
Small things that we're trying to look for as well.
With a lot of the kids coming through, they're all
showing some good signs in stages, so it's just a
matter of how can they consistently do it for four
quarters that will help us become a better football team.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Absolutely, speaking of consistency, mate, We've been waiting for Oscow
the cream rises to the top. But Oscar Allen was
bloody good on the week. It was really four goals, Yeah, I.

Speaker 9 (09:33):
Think well, I think his first goal was kind of
a real good sort of reflection of that. I think
he he had that contest on the wing, sprung back
up real quick, round about one hundred meters down down
the field and then end up kicking the goal. So yeah,
it just lead from the front and small little things
like that just kind of helped lift everyone.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Especially important without Jake Wodman there absolutely just very quickly.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Liam Ryan, is he likely to be okay finish with
a corked thigh?

Speaker 10 (10:02):
Yeah, I'm hoping he is.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
No on Liam though, he doesn't like rehab too much,
so I reckon he'll rush back.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (10:09):
Yeah, he could have all kinds of issues and he'll
be back as good as possible because he does not
like missing football.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Well.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
Bumbury on Sunday Bounce Downs at one twenty playing North Melbourne.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
At hands Oval. This this is different.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
This is one of those games that the Ruse are
sold to another state and it's definitely a winnable game
for the Eagles.

Speaker 10 (10:29):
I'm not mad about it.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
No, have you play the hands over before?

Speaker 4 (10:34):
No, I don't any footy and Bunner's nah.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
I don't have so.

Speaker 11 (10:39):
Yeah, look interesting because I think this is the first
time in.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
The history ever that we've had five games home or
you know, something similar, so we don't have to travel
as much, which is just wild.

Speaker 10 (10:51):
Yeah, huge, and.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
Miss the old days of when you'd have the derby
and away derby. Yeah, sorry, you'd have home game away
derby and then another home game and you'd have three
weeks and that was like god, absolutely, so yeah, to
have five home games and then obviously come up against
North very talented team, young team.

Speaker 10 (11:11):
When they get it right, they're hard to stop.

Speaker 9 (11:13):
So but they're like us, they're young and some stage
you know they're they're inconsistent in.

Speaker 10 (11:18):
Patches as well.

Speaker 9 (11:19):
So hopefully we can try and make the most of
our opportunities and you know, win another game of football.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
They're having a serious crack every week too.

Speaker 10 (11:26):
Yeah, they are so and so away.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
I think a lot of people, even you know, a
lot of the coaches that we've played against the past
couple weeks or same, we've been quite hard to play against,
which is what you want to be, you know, working towards.

Speaker 11 (11:39):
So we're getting there, which is great. Hopefully we can
have a win.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Although both teams did play there during the preseason, so
it's not a complete unknown. What what do you sort
of think about when you go to play somewhere that
you're not very familiar with. I hear the Bumbury Breeze.
Oh my god, they've heard of the Free Doctor. I
haven't heard of the Bumbury Breeze.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
You lived down there, it's crazy cargo.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
That's a factor.

Speaker 11 (12:04):
Yeah, look, I mean it all depends, I reckon.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
Yeah, we've played at all kinds of different ovals, especially
we gather around and a few others, so you've never
been there before. You just kind of rock up and play,
especially in back pre season days.

Speaker 10 (12:17):
I reckon, it's just five six years ago.

Speaker 11 (12:20):
Was playing out like woggle the middle of nowhere, Noranda.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
Yeah, Richmond.

Speaker 9 (12:26):
But at the end of the day, you just rock
up and play footy like it's no different kick goal
people to boundary.

Speaker 10 (12:32):
There's goals at the end of the field.

Speaker 11 (12:34):
There there's some white paint and then there's a football
in the middle.

Speaker 9 (12:37):
Yeah, exactly after that, you just played footy all right,
regardless of the location.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
If you if you were playing this week, what would
you say to your mate Jack Darling?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Would a little bigger because.

Speaker 10 (12:47):
You know, you know, that would be so much.

Speaker 9 (12:50):
There would be so much I could say and a
lot of it wouldn't be on there it of course
that will one.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Thing to watch. Well, bounce down? Is it one twenty?

Speaker 3 (13:03):
It was sold out you know straight away, So it's
going to be a good game.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
I expect you're going to go down for the Yeah,
the game, yeah, watch it from here.

Speaker 10 (13:13):
Well that's the funny thing.

Speaker 9 (13:15):
They're like they've said, oh, look there's a limited parking
spots and all this stuff. The team's going down, Yeah,
well because there is. So it's it's so like, well
maybe try and carp.

Speaker 10 (13:27):
With a few if we can.

Speaker 9 (13:27):
Otherwise, like it's just going to be like quite difficult.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
We'll save your parking spots. Got a Bunbury forum and
get yourself hands.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, so you next week.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
So today, June five is apparently International Sausage Roll Day.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, good morning, world Sausage roll Day. Love the sound
of that.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
You like a sausage roll?

Speaker 4 (13:51):
I love a.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Sausage roll and more a pie person.

Speaker 5 (13:55):
But you know, like for a bit of variety, spicy
for life.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Yeah, yeah, is there a place you like to get
your sausage roll?

Speaker 5 (14:04):
Two words for your Golden Bakery, because you know I
love those guys in Mossie Park.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Maybe not service station, No, quite often those have been
there for a while.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Yeah, well you were yours guessing I like it.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
You know, I prefer more of a gold May type
of sausage roll anyway.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
With a bit of you know, maybe a bit of
chili or something like that. Yeah, that's nice.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, we have a great prize on offer for a
very easy question, where is the best sausage roll in Perth?

Speaker 2 (14:37):
And we will give you if we will put you
all in the drawer.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
And someone will win two tickets to see Jimmy Barnes
at the Riverside Theater on Sunday, the eighth of June.
You know, I'm disappointed to see we've got Shanai Twain.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
If ever we were going to play. It's a long
way to the shop if you want a sausage roll.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
Well, it's a long way to the shop if you
feel like a woman. I guess I don't know that
sounds good.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's a different kind of shop.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
We've got a shower and we didn't ask where the
best one is?

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Where is the best sausage roll to be had in Perth?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
And as expected, the text line and the phone line
have gone berserk. Donna and Yan Chip said Mary's House
best sausage rolls I've ever had in my life. Elaine
in Ma Lulu agrees with you. Golden Bakery Park Darren
in Averley said, give you goat Up Bakery plus they
do a steak, cheese and Kalopino by Kalipino pie. Yom

(15:36):
Anda says the best sausage roll is Mount Barker or
Pinjarre Bakery and Cannington Yum yum in my tomu yum.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah, I don't know who have we got on the phone.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
By the way, one sixth ninth Hay Street is Perth off.
Anyone's just baked, That's what we are. It's a single
singleton at least k trace.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Hey Tracy, good morning, good morning. Where is it?

Speaker 4 (15:56):
What do you got sausage rolls?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
When we go down to Albany, definitely stop this Mount
Barker Bakery that's.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
The second one for that.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
Nice cakes and sausage rolls, pies delicious camembert pie.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Amazing jopper Wow, yeah, try.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
And tamiber fried onion for something.

Speaker 12 (16:20):
It is.

Speaker 7 (16:20):
It's delicious, she.

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Said, to make even overtaking for the hour beforehand. Fun
just thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Thank you my watering at the thought. Wow, Gary and
the vines. Good morning, Gary?

Speaker 13 (16:35):
Okay, you doing good?

Speaker 4 (16:36):
Where is it?

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Where's the sausage roll.

Speaker 13 (16:38):
At my house?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Your house?

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Oh okay, okay, what's the secret recipe? Well, not what's
the secret recipe, but what's your what's your secret.

Speaker 13 (16:46):
To My secret is a very quick fix, and that's
shove up sausages.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
Okay, Well, roll.

Speaker 13 (16:55):
Them in some puff postry, put a bit of egg
wash on them and in the oven for twenty five it.
I literally cannot do a family function without making.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Them my grandkids. You have a protein you can't.

Speaker 13 (17:07):
Yeah, even Prestmas Day.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
It's your signature. It is I must have it, must
have absolute.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
But no secret anymore, Gary, no secret, first way.

Speaker 13 (17:17):
And you can buy them from your I, g A
and Lisa. If you want a chili one, throw a
chili chip up in me.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
I will thank you Gary and Gary. Wonderful everyone's playing along.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
I want to do that well, sausage roll down.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Let's go down a rocky rocking hem kidday, Zoey.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
How are you good yourself?

Speaker 7 (17:36):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Sorry? Where is it? Where's the best sausage roll?

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Okay, the best sausage rolls.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I work at AARB Rockingham, and we have a wonderful
customer who once a month comes in and makes homemade
sausage rolls for the whole company.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Sausage rolls made with love, exactly.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
And you can't be homemade sausage rolls with.

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Love, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And she'd be saying.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
The customer that brings them in for you.

Speaker 6 (18:02):
Yeah. So she does, like she makes two massive trays
of homemade sausage rolls, and she'll do like every self
and she does like a chocolate cake or something.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
But she's got like an Italian background. Okay, right, so
she'd be making sure everyone's eating. Oh so no one
goes hungry.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Well, you'd spell it down the street. If you've got
two big trays. It's technology.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
You can smell it from out the back.

Speaker 6 (18:23):
She's like in the showroom, she's like, everyone's out the front.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
Sarah.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
Hello, I'm Sarah from card Up. How are you going?

Speaker 9 (18:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:34):
Good?

Speaker 8 (18:35):
What do you got for us Pinjara Bakery.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
This is about the word right we've had for Pinjara Bakery.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Why so special.

Speaker 8 (18:46):
Homemade free? You can stop in and eat there or
take away. Yeah, I don't know if you can buy
them frozen like you can pie, but I might have
to look at that often next time.

Speaker 11 (19:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
And you know one person we may be missing is
Jane Barnes. Jimmy's Jimmy's wife with Where the River Bends.
She's got the cookbook. I bet you she's got a good.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Recipe in there.

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
They both like in the kitchen. Barnesas so re ordered
that book. So yeah, So.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Sarah, if I'm heading down south, do I do I
take the turn to Pinjarra and it's not far. Will
I find the bakery? Nose?

Speaker 8 (19:28):
Yes, Southwest Highway Yeah, yeah, you'll see the signs.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Of house Highway, not the not the forest.

Speaker 8 (19:34):
Okay, yeah, you could go that way as well, but
then you just have to turn into It's probably well,
I'm coming from cart Ups, so.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
If it's a good bakery, I'll find, yes, follow the car.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
She speaks speaking of the Barns and if they sold
that I don't know if they sold that big house
of theirs. But they had a magnificent kitchen. Wasn't it brilliant?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
They go ma kitchen.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Yeah, we had two kitchens.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Roll kitchen.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
It was rock and roll and it was like an
industrial kind of kitchen. Let's go to Guzzi, say, Darren,
how are you duchy?

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Were doing good?

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Where's the best sausage roll?

Speaker 7 (20:13):
It's just a little lunch bar around the corner from
a work, pure streak, no cornor It's called the bed
Rock lunch bar. He does a sausage rolls about the
size of two normal sausage roll. Cheese, cheese, bacon, and flipino. Yeah, fantastic,
always nice and fresh. Does great conemade pies as well,

(20:33):
like lamb and rosemary pie, you know, nice chunky steak pies,
all that good stuff.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
So a sausage roll that size, no, no need to
order a second one.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
No, definitely not definitely not.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Glazed, thanks Darren.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
So evidently there is a Facebook page called wouldn't you
know it?

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Perth Sausage Roll.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Okay, so there's.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
More information there, but definitely the most votes have come
through for Pinjarra Bakery.

Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yes, yeah, I want to go for a drive for
a dry we'll just have the windows open so we
can sniff where we're going.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
All right, now we have put all our calls and
texts in a hat, and not surprisingly a voter for
Pinjarra Bakery has come out and it's Sarah.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Sarah. You are our winner, Sarah in cart up.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
Yes, absolutely, she mentioned the Barnes families, well didn't she?
She did a couple of tickets see Jimmy Barnes. Maybe
Joanie Week making backstage at the Riverside Theater on Sundays
the Defiant Tour with Jimmy at Riverside Theater, so get there.
And the Defiant album is out this Friday.

Speaker 4 (21:44):
So happy days, Sarah. It's a win win.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
And here he is himself, Todd Johnstone, good morning, good.

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Morning to both of you. And it takes me back
to the year and the fact that you guys are
rebuilding Pinocchio's with Magnet House is so good. I go
back to the days of Loaded Dice, So I go
back to the days of the frames, Perfect Strangers, the Wookie.
The jet that.

Speaker 3 (22:08):
Was such a great error, wasn't it was certainly just
on the on the haunting me note was that was
that in Neighbors?

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Did they use that with Jason and Kylie.

Speaker 6 (22:19):
Well, if you go back to Jason and Kylie's engagement
ringing moment, yes, Jason was, wow, I can't Why is
this coming back to me now? Probably could you asked
you the question?

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yes, it came straight back to me.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Thank you and thank you for a brigida mere. Jason
was lying aimlessly on his bed daydreaming about a blonde
mechanic that he loved, and he decided at that moment,
with haunting me wafting through his brain cell, that he thought,
I think I'll go and chase Charlene. That was there,
It was a part of it. I think I got
about three dollars sixty five extra all time.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Oh anything's better than nothing.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
When and how did you, you know, get fully involved
in the Perth pub scene?

Speaker 2 (23:05):
When when did you get the band together?

Speaker 6 (23:08):
Well, see my history was my first band was it
was at Murdoch University. There was a couple of great
mates and Jeff Price, great guitar player. There were so
many great mates down there and we sort of kicked
off this little band that was It was just it
was called Reflex Action, it was called Manic D. We

(23:28):
just did all these Originals, and then someone said to me, look,
the per music scene at the time was very divided.
There was originals and there was covers. And someone said
to me, if you want more than petrol money, you're
going to have to do covers. So the next thing,
Manic D became the Beavers and we used to play
at the Cotteslow Hotel. Jew Is that was another that

(23:49):
was That was a venue where you could dance on
the floor and actually eat had springs in it because
I think the white antitude out.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
The bus.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
And then from there that all sort of melted. And
then I sort of got invited to join this group
of blokes that were starting up a band previously Harlequin Tears,
I think previously Perfect Strangers, and then we're just combined
and all of a sudden catre kicked off and of
course that's must there must be something good with my
long term memory, because that was a hell of a

(24:18):
long time.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Member what I had for lunch yesterday, But I can
remember going to see are Perfect Strangers?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, mate, used to go to those Nook and Buster gigs.
I remember they'd be like six hundred girls down the
front and all their jealous boyfriends at the back, but
it was a real division between the between the partners.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
But big nights, huge nights.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
Well, I don't think those days will ever come back,
you guys. And you know, I'm with great respect the
holder the new guys, so I don't even think you're
old enough to get int you too, But I just
remember those days and Perth, particularly Western Australia, but also
Perth and also Queensland had a big, a big system
like a circuit in Queensland covers and entertained a lot

(25:01):
of people. But Perth at the time was enormous and
I think that so many people remember those days. They'll
never come back again. Compliments of youtubing and you can
write a song on the India bed, put it on
YouTube and become famous. The live scenario has sort of disappeared.
That's why it's really nice that I mean, I'm still
you know, Preece Love and all that stuff are still

(25:23):
doing gigs. It's still bands around, but it's a smaller
environment and it's nice to know that the live scene
is still there, but it's nothing like it was back
in the eighties.

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It's nice to know you're still part of it. Where
can people catch you these days.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Well, we're doing a gig at the Woodvale on on
Saturday night. I'll do a few gigs at the Paddings
and as well, which is good fun. And I think, look,
I think there might be another gig coming out next week.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah, we've got pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Speaking of you performing still, we have pretty exciting announcement
to make. Next Friday night, we are throwing a party
at the old Pinocchio's, the Olds, and you indeed will
be performing with your band Peace and Love.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Yes, thank you. I got a bell. I feel very excited.
And the guys in the band, I mean, I really
love this, this brotherhood of music, you know, a dynamic
hypnotics to the Billy the drummer was in the Tiger.
Johnny was in Ice Tiger. You've got Donnie and guitar,

(26:30):
who was in the Cool Bananas and having a great
time there. You've got Mark on bass, he was in
the Frames. Yeah, and you know, I mean there was
always a bit of.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
A roll star.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
I love. I love bumping into people, particularly muse those
but also bumping into people that fondly remember those days.
And I think the rivalry back then brought the best
out of everybody. You know what I meant to go
footy teams. They want to play well against one another.
That's probably what created that. To those big beer barns

(27:01):
where people wanted to go and see some good band.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Yeah, yeah, jeez, we had the venues, didn't we, Todd
became other things later on.

Speaker 6 (27:10):
I've all turned into fabric shops.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Or carpa Yeah, all run all these villages, Todd.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
We're really looking forward to this next Friday night. I'm
going to empty an entire can of taffed into my
hair in honor of the I know I've already got
enough to answer for the Ozone laugh from back.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Then, bringing just a celebration.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Is there time to grow it? Todd?

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Thank you so much for doing this for us at Pinocchios.
And we'll see you next Friday night.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Good to catch up mate.

Speaker 6 (27:42):
I'm getting out the locker and the shoulder page.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
All right, Todd Johnson, We'll see you.

Speaker 6 (27:47):
There's more CZI more podcast soon.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
Great the Flick with.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
Ben sha Well, Ben, good morning, good morning. In a
while since some karate chops.

Speaker 12 (28:03):
I guess you had a kid, Yes, yeah, well like
the original, the original Karate Kid movie.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I never know, it's.

Speaker 12 (28:13):
The original Karate Kid came out in nineteen eighty four. Yeah,
Daniel LaRusso, Daniel Shan played by Ralph Matchio, who at
the time was a young kid. He'd never really done
martial arts before, and so they gave him sort of
a crash course in rehearsal before the movie. But it
was that's why some of the moves, you know, he's
doing a lot of wax on, waxoft and a lot

(28:34):
of painting the fence. He's not doing a lot of
roundhouse friends, And they were all these they were all
the incredible, incredible karate learning techniques imparted to him by
mister Miyagi played by Pat Marita, the late great Pat
Marina rip And so if you were a kid like
me who grew up in the nineteen eighties, I can

(28:55):
promise you were in the playground of your primary school.
You were doing wax on, wax off, you were paying offense,
and you were one hundred percent it's obviously movie, and
you were one hundred percent trying to do the crane kick,
which was the ultimate move that Daniel sn learned during
the movie in one really long bontage that you just thought,

(29:15):
I bet he's going to have to use that at
some point, and sure enough, he does when he's in
the All Valley karate tournament at the end of the
movie and he's facing his nemesis from the Cobra Kai dojo, Johnny,
who's also the head bully of the group of kids
at school who was bullying Daniel San and the head
bully Chief, And there was an iconic scene whether they

(29:38):
out trick or treating on Halloween, and Daniel and his
sweetheart are set upon by the Cobra Kai kids dressed
in skeleton sort of costumes, and they just absolutely whooped him.
And then and then in this karate tournament he had
to fight all of these kids one after another. And
then in the sort of penultimate fight, he gets his
leg hurt. It basically stuck on one leg and and

(30:01):
but even despite that, he's still beating Johnny in the
final and then the sense Cobra Kai Sense says to
Johnny the infamous line, sweep the leg, and Johnny looks
conflicted because he knows it's not very ethical, but he said,
you know, you do what you said, do what I
told you to sweep the leg. And he's like yes, sense,
and he goes out sure enough sweeps the leg. Daniels incapacitated.

(30:22):
You think he's out for all money, but no, he
can do the one legged crane kick. Think about it
should have been called the Flamingo. Who should have because
flamingos are the ones that stand on one leg. Cranes
have two legs at the functional. Anyway, he does it,
kicks Johnny in the head, and he wins a tournament
and then also gets that kicked in the head. Obviously
knocks something straight in Johnny's mind because then he gives

(30:42):
him a begrudging respect. Good on your Daniels, You're not
the you lose that I thought you weren't anyway. So
then they made two more movies after that, Sorry for
the Bully hit two more movies after that, and then
there was a fourth movie that didn't have Ralph Matcio
and had a girl. Karate Kid still had still had Miagi,
and then there was a long break, and then they
made a new Karate Kid a couple a few years

(31:06):
ago now ten years ago, maybe starring Will Smith's kid,
Jaden Smith, and it was set in China, and instead
of mister Miyagi, they had Jackie Chan playing Hahn, a
kung fu master, so it was more of a kung
fu kid than a karate kid anyway. And then all
of a sudden now comes a new karate kid movie
called Karate Kid Legends, which technically is a standalone sequel

(31:30):
to the Jackie Chan Karate Kid movie because he's back.
Jackie Chan is back, and Ralph Machio, the original karate Kid,
is back, and so you have a situation where you
have Ralph Macchio is now a karate sense Jackie Chan
is obviously a kung fu sense. They joined forces to
train a new karate kid played by Ben Wang, who's

(31:52):
the name of the film is Lee Fong, who's a
kid who, like the original movie, is a fish out
of water. He's the new kid in town going from
Beijing to New York City. Basically it's the same storyline
as the first movie.

Speaker 10 (32:03):
He is, he.

Speaker 12 (32:05):
Gets a little sweetheart who he's very very lambored of.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
There's some bullies.

Speaker 12 (32:14):
And the only way to get respect is to go
in a city wide, city wide karate tournament. So it's
basically very similar plot, and that side of it is
actually very fun. Ben Wang. The difference between him and
Ralph Matchio when he was a kid. Ben Wang, the
young actor is actually amazing.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
He knows your stuff. He knows stuff.

Speaker 12 (32:34):
So the fighting gay with it. Now fighting sequences are
through the roof. Instead of the crane kick, which literally
any kid in the playground could do. Back in the idea,
Ben Wang's character does a dragon kick, which is a spinning,
twisting roundhouse kick, which he can actually do in real life.
And I promise you there is no kid in the
play any kid that attempts this, you know their parents

(32:55):
got the ambulance on Speeddal obvious.

Speaker 6 (32:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (32:59):
And so there's a great scene where he is, you know,
training montage with Jackie Chan and Ralph Mattio and Ben
where he just gets, you know, just just absolutely butt
kicked by two legends, and that's pretty fun. There's a
side plot involving Joshua Jackson, who's the dad of the girls. Yeah,
Pac Creek, who is he put a former champion boxer,

(33:22):
And then basally in the middle of the film, he
gets his own montage for his own boxing tournament switch off,
which is egregiously unnecessary and probably it's a little fun,
but it takes away from the film and if you
can imagine, this film had a very tough path to
being successful. It had to kind of pand it to
the nostalgia trip for the fans of the original movie.

(33:44):
It also had to peel to kids these days. And
it's done that by slick editing and kind of a
you know, Spider Man into the Spider Verse graphics on
the screen, which the fans from the nineteen eighties will
be like, what the heck am I watching right now?
So it's trying to be everything to everyone does a
pretty good job, surprisingly good job, just because mostly Jackie

(34:05):
Chan is just so hilarious.

Speaker 10 (34:07):
Er a god, he's fantastic.

Speaker 12 (34:09):
Ralph Macchio, who actually interviewed for this movie, he's pretty
good as well. He looks like he's having a great time.
But yeah, so go into this don't expecting it to
be amazing. It's not terrible though, it's much better than
the last Jaden Smith Karate Kid movie, and like, I
think young kids.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Will like it all right, Well, how many not everybody
was Kung Fu fightings?

Speaker 6 (34:31):
Are you?

Speaker 12 (34:32):
I'm going to give this three three very good brilliants
Good to ninety six

Speaker 4 (34:39):
S m clazy and Lisa
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