July 20, 2025 • 28 mins
After two weeks off, Clairsy & Lisa are back and wow, there was a lot to catch up on! Barra was full of energy, jumping straight into the big sporting wins over the weekend. Freo knocked off Collingwood at the ‘G, the West Coast Fever dominated in the netball, and our boy Hayden Young was back on the field doing what he does best. Not such great news for the Eagles, but they prevail. As always, Harley Reid gave fans something to smile about. Inspired by a blocked toilet in Clairsy’s hotel room (yes, really), the guys opened the phone lines to hear your best Fawlty Towers-style travel disasters and you delivered! And of course, The Shaw Report was still all over that kiss cam footage everyone’s talking about… plus plenty more.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered by my Heart Radio app from ninety six airfam
to wherever you're listening today. This is Claresy and Lisa's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up with the podcast, we shared what we got
up to on our holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Barrat talks about that incredible Winfrey had over Collingwood and
West Coast Fever are into the Super Netball Grand Final.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
There's been a new development with a Coldplay cheating scandal story,
and we.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Took calls on your Faulty Towers esque situations while staying
at hotels after CLARESI had a toilet incident in Hong Kong.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Do you want to hear about it again? It's pretty stinky.
And we've had a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
We've had a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I personally did not go anywhere this this break. I
had the fortnight of getting stuff done okay, and I
feel so, you know, like a tidy sort of desk
or tidy house or whatever of tidy mind.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I'm feeling very tidy in.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The mind, like a winter spring clan.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I had it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, I had like I've told you about the room,
the room that was just full of I couldn't bear
even step inside it was just the dumping ground first stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I have cleared that out. I've turned it into like
a wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Put some you know, some clothes racks and things because
I have a very small wardrobe and now I can
spread stuff out and find this instead of wearing.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
The same PA shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, yeah, so there was that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I I didn't get around to doing the backyard because
I've gone back to a Plan B situation.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm not getting it decked now in the background, are no.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
So yeah, I got stuff done.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It was awesome, and I had a plumbing situation on
the weekend and I feel so empowered because I am
practically a plumber.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
But I will save that story for you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't want to hear more about it. Did involve washes, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
No, it involved brutes, strength, a sturdy spatter. Hope you
filmed it, and a new tap viral.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Let's get to.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You in Hong Kong. Awesome as you know. Yes, yeah,
and it's weird from the moment you step off the
plane and you feel the humidity. You know, there were
days where it was like thirty two thirty three. One
day was thirty five degrees. My shirt thirty five and
human ninety percent humidity do want to go to? So
you could imagine what I'm like. I'm mister sweaty, right,
(02:19):
I reckon, I sweated off. I had to keep eating
and drinking funny that was in my wheelhouse because I
sweat off ten kilos a day, fried pork, buns, egg
tusted tarts, noodles, rice and everything nice. Like I just
ate my way around Hong Kong. Laura and I ate
their way around Hong Kong.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
If it is a bit, it's a foody place.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's just such a foody place. And you know, as
you know, we've had a couple of holidays and singers,
Singapore looks tiny in comparison. You know, the harbor is
massive at Hong Kong. It's like Singapore and steroids. Hong Kong.
It's a bustling city. And realized it was seven and a
half the lights, seven and a half million people, the lights,
the harbor, the yeah, it is unreal. And one night
we went to the Temple Street markets and I don't
(03:00):
know what it was on those skewers, but we ate
it anyway, So I kept it was some kind of
beef and some kind of pork. Yeah, but the pork
we was sort of like lumps of fat. And I said,
should we go back another night and have pet on
a stick? And Lorigo stopped calling her that. Don't call
her that. Of course it was quality beef, quality pork,
(03:21):
but but it was. It was an incredible trip, very
very very last to a rooftop bar. Yeah, we went
to Kaboom. We found a rooftop. I found a rooftop bar.
And I didn't tell Lorrie where we were going. And
it was inside a building and to get in there
you had to go through a certain back There was
a back door and then a creepy little lift and
some stairs and all that. But at one stage around
(03:41):
the front of the building, we ended up in this
really expensive jewelry shop, right and I'm there in my
sweaty shirt because I'm covered inside.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You said, I'm taking somewhere special.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But we didn't realize. I was just libbing. So as
you do, you know, you make it up as you go,
and we sort of got a bit lost in the
stair well. We ended up in this expensive jewey shop.
The woman in the shop could not get rid of
these sweaty ossie tourists quick enough and she took us
to where to go. So we get to the rooftop
bar and you can see the whole harbor. It was
just magnificent. So I was thinking about it. We had
a drink back to the jewey shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(04:14):
lots of gold over there. Oh they love their gold. Yeah,
but you know, the cheapest thing in the shop. I
had a quick squizzez. I was walking past trying to
the sweat on things I reckon. The cheapest thing was
about eight k eight thousand ossie, which is times at
by five, so that everything's Hong Kong dollars. There's times
times it by five. So it was quite propers up
(04:34):
and she could not wait to get us out of there.
She goes, oh, you've gone the wrong way. Come with me.
Come with me, little tourist.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Don't touch anything.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But the rooftop bar. Unreal went up there, had a
cocktail and looked at this guy. Oh it's very good.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Then, well I am putting that on my list.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah you have to go.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, and I'm going to Kaboom.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Go to Kaboom.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And you had to a bakery that has supposedly the
best custard tarts in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Unreal yeah, on Hong Kong Island.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, we got off the off the bus and that
I went for a bit of a walk and yeah
you walked through the markets and I reckon. I hit
my head about eight times, but it was worth it.
Everything's low.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Well you would have done that at home.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Of course. Yeah. I could never look at a caravan.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
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Speaker 2 (05:31):
Hey, guys's great to see host come back.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
It looks so refreshed and beautiful. I look terrible. Been
the big weekend of footy though A fair bit happened
while you're away. Actually I managed to get Youngie back playing. Yeah,
we were rubbing his hands straight back in.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
The team back ahead of time, feel time.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I lobbied for him. And then it was revealed why
Harley Reid has been a bit fiery lately. No yo,
Yeah that's yeah, he wasn't plane. He's lost his mental
have the big brother and so he didn't have the Batman.
He's Robin didn't have Batman. But probably the funniest sporting.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Sure, he's big enough and ugly enough to take control
of himself, isn't.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He He's only twenty an adult.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
His brain's not fully formed. That's what happens. Form what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He reads eighteen.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Probably he went to war.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
You look about thirty two.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I didn't say which.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Probably the funniest sporting moment though it involved Donald Trump.
Chelsea had Chelsea had just won the Club World Cup
and Trump he was presenting the trophy right because it
was in New Jersey, and he refused to leave the podium, right.
So what happened was Chelsea gets them their big trophy.
They're waiting for him to leave, and he's going, I
(07:03):
am not going. I'm not going. He was waiting for
his he was waiting for his winner's medal.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Julia Roberts getting a oscar.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Make Chelsea great again. Nobody ever, I reckon, He would
have said, nobody's ever hugged the trophy like this. We
won Big Lee tonight. We won Big Lee.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Chelsea a blue though he didn't want a red one.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Ah mate, good line, Well done, Anyway, that was a highlight.
But yesterday, let's talk yesterday Frio fans stunning win at
the MCG against the league leaders, the favorites for the
flag on their own home ground and Lisa there was
this amazing final play. Well Josh Tracy pushed back into
the back line, taking Darcy Moore with him and here
is what happened round.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
The corner mark take him Jason, he.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Got the fifty.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
This may wait the game and will play with me.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So Freeman, I'm going to win at the m c
J tennads.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
He going massive win for the Freemantle footy club. I'll
go into equal third position on the ladder. Kick what
to ray Shaw? Freemanle win by point.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
At the mc J as they're not third on the ladder.
I think they were that but Adelaide's then won the game. Game.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Luke Bryan actually kissed Tracy after he's become the kissing man.
Isn't he beautiful? Was that? So many heroes? Our man
Young he came on in the last quarter, had eleven
touches this one quarter, hit up Jackie for the winning goal.
Patrick Voss kicked six goals which I would never thought
of happening at the g first on the first games
must be going. They didn't he play for us? Why
(08:55):
did we let him go? Dogger Luke Jackson strapping the
team to his back, the two rock policy stick That
that worked beautifully, You Cane corns and Carl Warner I
wanted to mention him. He got penalized for dissent for
pointing at the replay on the scoreboard to the umpire
and said, look, look, look it wasn't a free kick,
(09:16):
and he got a fifty meter penalty given against him.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It was pretty rough.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
It was very ordinary. I mean, who knew the truth
would hurt and cost you a free kick? You know
what I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And he didn't even physically point he I just saw
that it wasn't a free kick.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
He was guilty of the AFL's newest crime, excessive accuracy.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
It's just a joke. No what I'm saying, it's a joke,
but that the decision was made. Yes, diabolic, it was.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
A great game of footy. Backer never give those freaking Yeah,
it felt over adjudicated yesterday. It was way too many,
way too many three kicks. Yeah yeah, well yeah, either way.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Anyway, we're not mentioning the F word, flag man, We're not.
We're just saying they could finish top four and things
are looking good down there. The other team that's flying
is the West Coast Fever. They thrashed They thrashed the
New South Wales Swifts in the Major semi final by
thirty goals. Thirty goals. Wow, they might meet him again
in the Grand Final because we're in the prelim now.
(10:18):
This is how the great siue Gordian saw it.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Well.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The Minor Premiers will now take thirteen straight wins.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
And they are chosing a second title.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Sat Safe just took their ticket to the twenty twenty
five sometime Grand Pine.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Oh they're in.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Way laughing, no reason. There was two thousand of the
Greek Army. Greek Army, the Green Army, Green Army, Welcome
in Purple and Green. Today we're the Barney's the Dinosaurs.
But apparently there's dancing Dad Cam. Somebody told me at
the at the stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, it's your Dad Bob movement.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
So I wonder if they'll bring kiss Cam in as well.
At least I was thinking of you in that Cold
Play stuff when I was thinking at least have some
great lines here. Something moved so quick away Dutch.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yes, they're moving and the story move.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Play gigs and Chris Martin's got to have done a
disclaimer before they warned.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It does raise questions about the privacy you know, and
jumbo trons and what have you really.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Remember when George Costanzo was busted. Yeah, wants to.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
At least you want to go to the Coldplay concert.
The Brittish Open just finished James's subject on blushing. Scottie Scheffler,
he world number one, he won, he won the tournaments
called the Open now. He beat Rory McElroy, the hometown
boy on his own course in Northern Ireland, and it
(12:02):
was Tiger at Woods esque, probably the best since Tiger
this guy. Yes, I mean it's a derby this weekend,
so sixty one. It could be interesting. It's that orud
sort of be like the Eggles Grand Final. I guess
so will they lift and challenge Frio Frio has had
a massive win. It's going to be pretty interesting, I
reckon on Saturday. Can a Soufle rise again? As Paul
(12:22):
Keating said, it's a must win, say that or not.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
He also has talked about a recession we had to
maybe this is the season they had to.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Have on it and being whipped with a warm lettuce
leaf or something a banana republic. Maybe that was someone else.
It's a must win game for free though the latter
is so winning you got to keep going. So the
eggs they got pump third quarter was diabolical against the
third bottom team. Harley Reid was best on ground in
(12:57):
the first half and end up tagging him even though
they were winning. So here's what Minnie Mick Walter said
about Harley after the match.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I thought Harley was by far our best player tonight.
I love the way he went about it.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
I loved his team first approach, the way he attacked
the ball. He was.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
He was inspirational to his teammates.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I love the way he went about it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, we were aware that we've got a twenty year
old Karen at midfield.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
M it's not much to say will throw everything at
the derby though, because they always do.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, well they have to everybody because you know, you
want to be the big big dogs in town. Last
year and how good was some of the It was
the battle of the rebuilds, of course, but how do
you see Morris really Junior's tackle o my god, the
run Superman.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
He actually was like, you know.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
That Muhammad Ali song now unbelievable. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I won't sing, I don't reckon.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
You're led to anyway. So let's see how the Derby
goes Big Derby Show Wednesday on the show with the
two boys together, right yngy and yoey.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yes, yes, it was in two wise.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Actually that had been a pain in the being at
school a podcast, doesn't it. Remember when Barriage was good
because he get called out first, especially Adrian Barrett, Yo
and Young.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
They get way called out just before Basil.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
The milk would have gone off by the time they
got the milk as well.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Bottles to drink. About three gold thing on the top was.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Going on there.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That was that great though.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I'll quickly mention the toothless and UnAustralian Wallabies. That's what
they've been called by the British media. Yeah, got beaten
by the British and Irish.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Call anyone toothless.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
The second test is on at the MCG on Saturday,
so that'll be big. So Australia v the British and
Irish lines and the Tour de France. Now, I didn't
get our pronunciation expert out, but I believe Julianne would
have said his will guard cha bullgartcha bull gatcha garta. Yeah,
he's the best in the world and looks like he's
(15:08):
going to win the Tour de France. Okay, okay, I'll
get him out for Friday. You get because I'm not
in the.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Direct line to julian So anytime you do, bring him
in and if we.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Can't get him get out of his might help us. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
There's sure report on ninety six air FM.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh look, I know things move quickly these days with
the Internet and people with too much time on their
hands and whatnot, but I've never seen a faster moving
world dominating cluster.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Then?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Is the Coldplay Kiss game incident?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Incredible? Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Surely I don't have to go into details, do I
Did anyone miss the tech company exex getting busted smoothing
with people they're not married to on the jumbo tron
that's basically in a nuts.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Shot and Chris Martin calling it and Chris aren't calling it,
saying their reactions suggested that perhaps they were having an
affair Bob Bowl.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Well.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Now the Astronomer CEO Andy Barron has resigned.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
She's disappeared.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Astronomer's Board of directors have announced they accepted Byron's resignation
on the weekend and are looking for a new CEO.
A week is a long time in a life these days. Meantime,
a new term has swiftly entered the lexicon.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Cold plate.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
To get cold plated means the act of being unintentionally
exposed while cheating, especially in public or during major events. Ultimately,
it can simply mean to be seen at the wrong place,
with the wrong person at the wrong time.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Cold plate.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I hope Chris Martin's writing a song about it.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
For practically an astronaut. Katie Perry's having a lot of
mid air drama at her concerts. There's footage doing the
rounds this morning showing her dangerously dangling from mid air.
You shouldn't laugh after a two prop malfunction. One minute,
she's riding a giant butterfly as you do. Net minute,
it dropped dramatically as she rode over the crowd.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
She was doing raw at the time.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Ironically, she managed, she did manage to compose herself and
finish the song. So kudos to Katie, I guess, but
maybe leave the aerobatics to Pink. And two years after
Margot Robbie's live action Barbie became a global hit at
the box office, the iconic doll is getting another movie. Illumination,
the studio behind the Minions franchise and Mattel's Studios are
(17:31):
producing the first ever Barbie animated movie for the big screen.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Now.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
The story announcing this news says no word yet on
the plot.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Okay, that's okay, I mean plot of an animated film
about a Barbie doll.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's not going to be the Shawshank redemption. I don't
think people will be going for the plot, to be fair.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I like that Ken for the first time I saw him.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Thanks for your you know, for your thoroughness.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
More crazy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I know it's a subject you're not really fond of,
but I'm going to talk about the toilet yes, okay, okay.
So in Hong Kong and our hotel room, lovely hotel room,
and I did notice fairly early on, and so did Laurie,
my wife, noticed that the brand of a hotel toilets
were was called Toto so we did our call.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
They usually are.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, total is very, very big. So we did all
the jokes, bless the rains down in Africa, all that
kind of stuff. We got that out early. But the
one thing we did notice on the first day was
the flushing mechanism. And our toilet was a bit a
bit weird, bit Dickey, you know, it was a bit weird.
You know, it was flushing all right, it was fine. However,
late on day one the toilet stopped flushing. So we
(18:46):
rang reception. I know you'd well, that's what I'm bringing up.
I need some advice, as I wish I called you
last work. I know about your skills.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
So high waisted plumbing company what it is, that's that's called.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The Shaws anyway, so more class lessons. Yeah, exactly, love
it when the new one's got to crack in it,
So we did. It was the cool reception. They were lovely.
They said, we'll send someone up, mister Clare to fix it. Right,
So mister mister Dani will send someone to fix it.
So someone came up and tinker with the toilet. The
(19:21):
chick it with the toilet and fix it. It was
all good, all right. Next day Lury goes that toilet mechanism.
The flushing mechanism still feels a bit weird, a bit sticky,
bit nicky, and I went, do be your phone. The
end of the second day. This has nothing to do
with what's going in the loup. This is just the
toilet flushing mechanism. It died again, wouldn't flush, Okay, no worries,
(19:42):
so they be scared to go. Yeah, you're a bit well,
Laurie was. I didn't care. I didn't care, boy, So
this time they send two people up. Two trades people
come up and fix the toilet again. All good. Third day,
I've been out and had pet in the stick the
night be or I had Temple Stream Market. Sorry, I
(20:02):
had quality beef and no no money taking quality beef
and whatever the other thing was at the Temple Street Markets.
I had a little too much of it. So I'd
woken up on day three and I'd.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm a business. Guess what didn't work? Didn't flush, didn't
flush flush, Toto did not do the job and take
us to Kansas. Yeah. I didn't never choose on either.
I'm going to say I had to ring reception right
in fact, I went down to reception and I had
to tell them the toilet to prepare them. Yeah, I said, look,
(20:39):
the toilet has broken for a third time. And they
were so embarrassed. Right this time, I reckon. A whole
squad came up, the squad of repair. But first they
sent one poor woman from the maintenance department up to
come and check the situation. And she did not speak
much English at all. So even though four times I
told her the toilet had been used, different ways of
(21:00):
saying it had been used, she acted out, yeah, well
pretty much. I said, I'm sorry, but it's been used,
And Laurie's going, oh, thank god, that wasn't my poop. Anyway,
the woman's walk I can't believe them telling the stories.
Woman's walked in right, even though I've told her four
times has been used, lift the lid and went audible noise,
(21:23):
and Laurie goes, you should have send a look at
her face. It was better than the noise. Anyway. The
toilet got fixed. I think they put it a new toilet,
to be honest. The whole new mechanism just took one away.
It was wonderful. They said, orange juice fruit to our
room a chocolate cake?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Is this based on what they'd seen?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
How much I ate?
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
These are all the suck up things afterwards?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
And then they put us up in the chairman's lounge.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I would have given you as a chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
They put us up in the chair and the lounge
up the top where all the high flyers are and
all that. And we sat there for a few hours
and I ate a lot more.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Did you look around you thinking, I wonder who else
is up here? Because they've got to break and tote
it the same thing.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Now, I just look around, I won't know all these
people are rich. They just here anyway. They pay for
this room. So I have to say people don't go
to the toilet. Of course they don't. And if they do,
it's in pink parcels wrap beautifully like a Christmas But
I just want to say, inspired by Lionel three times
(22:22):
a broken toilet, Oh my god. Fix now, so the
next people in that room will be fine. No names,
no patrol.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Thanks to you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Very good tell us about your Faulty Towers hotel.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Experience, all right, Paul in junl Up.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Hello morning, welcome back.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Did you enjoy that story as much as I did.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
A yeah, I guess so boy, Yeah, anyway, what happened
to you?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Paul?
Speaker 9 (22:51):
A friend of mine was in a band, Thrombus, and
he gave us fixed tickets to go see him at
the Grove. Now they had the three Orange with and
them on as well. And yeah, so he stayed at
the old Red Castle Hotel and they knocked it down.
I think it was just a cross roads in the casino.
(23:12):
And anyway, they said, oh, we've just done this room up.
You can go into that one bonus. But what I
didn't realize was they put the they'd sort of put
the wrong ceiling fans in the shaft was too long
on them, and it wasn't above the bed. It was
more like in the dining part. And I've walked straight
into it going and it's given us a chop right
(23:33):
above the eyebrows, like where my hair is, and I've
got a permanent wine den from it. It didn't cut me,
it wasn't sharp, and it stopped as soon as it
hit us.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
But it hurt.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Yeah, and yeah, and I'm more worried about the fan
is a fan Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
So.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
Yeah, if you had been a bit shorter or taller,
a little bit taller. That wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's not gonna happen, not with you.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Sam in two Rocks says, well, I was gonna say
she could have been he I don't because Sam, Sam
a similar experience to you, Clerzy at a hotel and
Piquette sharing a room in a bathroom with my sister.
Unfortunately the water food gave me a bad tummy and
I had to use the loo in the night.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
It did not flush.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It was very embarrassing. Yes, Sam, as a girl, because
otherwise wouldn't have been so embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Three people came to unblock the toilet with a plunger.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh no, no, great, Yeah, you see someone walk in
the room with a plunger.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Especially we had we went to Bali once. This is
when this was in the eighties. I was with my
fat my mum and dad and my brother and there.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Was a rat in the room.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
All right, bonus, bonus.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Rat wasn't a Siberian hamster, mister fault. It was a rat.
And Dad's gone to.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Reception to say there's a rat and the room, and
they've come with a cleaver. No, not a net, not
a rat trap, a gigatic knife.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Practically, Dad's like, what are you going to do that?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
You're going need to capitate the room.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Prepare a bit of rattity.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Anyway, I don't know what happened to the rat. It
was funny when someone showed up.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
With a clever like looking walking with a cleaver with intent.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Breton secret Harbor, Hello, Brett Good, what do you got
for us?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Good? A dodgy story, Oh.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
I do, brother down it tends money. A few years ago,
travel around playing golf and we got this faulty tail
style hotel. Pretty much remind you exactly the same thing. Yeah, anyway,
as you can imagine two guys playing golf, drinking booze
and begginners and whatnot. We went bet to the hotel room.
Next morning, woke up and went to the toilet number
twos and I was the exhausting, went out into the
(26:01):
stairwell behind it. Yeah, take out, take you check out
time in the morning and here's someone thrown up down
the stairwell.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Definitely a designed fight.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Definitely this is going to go somewhere.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
You're right about some of those sort of be A
B type places being very faulty towers in testmonia that
says we walk in.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
We could just imagine it yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Out there and thanks Brettan. I could have put a
false wall and ceiling and decided not to.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
That's just wrong.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's wrong town. If you're in the stairs holding your luggage,
it's still.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Kevin in Alan Brooke, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
What's your faulty towers?
Speaker 11 (27:00):
This happened a couple of weeks ago. We booked an
airbnb actually in Bustleton, and after a nice day in Bustleton,
we got to our airbnb, walked into our Airbnb and
the power cord was hanging down from the ceiling and
I thought that's a bit dodgy. Anyhow, so my partner
(27:20):
sat on the couch and that actually collapsed. And then
then after a little while we were sitting there, both
getting a bit of a headache because the smell was
of marijuana. And we thought, no, we're not staying here,
We've just got to go. So we left and drove
all the way back home to Perth.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Were you're done, Where you're done.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
The headaches lasted for about half an hour, but not
only that. On the way home on the Forest Highway.
To make matters, worse and ran into a major crash
and we got det it for an hour.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It was just not meant to happen. Kevin to stay
in bed that.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Day, leaving slow after smelling all that.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, it was like Chachen Shong. Yeah that was good.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
So yeah, never going back to that m b n
B again.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Collapsing couches and twenty packers twist and serious mangies crazy
and Lisa
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up with the podcast, we shared what we got
up to on our holidays.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Barrat talks about that incredible Winfrey had over Collingwood and
West Coast Fever are into the Super Netball Grand Final.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
There's been a new development with a Coldplay cheating scandal story,
and we.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Took calls on your Faulty Towers esque situations while staying
at hotels after CLARESI had a toilet incident in Hong Kong.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Do you want to hear about it again? It's pretty stinky.
And we've had a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
We've had a couple of weeks off.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I personally did not go anywhere this this break. I
had the fortnight of getting stuff done okay, and I
feel so, you know, like a tidy sort of desk
or tidy house or whatever of tidy mind.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
I'm feeling very tidy in.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
The mind, like a winter spring clan.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I had it.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, I had like I've told you about the room,
the room that was just full of I couldn't bear
even step inside it was just the dumping ground first stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
I have cleared that out. I've turned it into like
a wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Put some you know, some clothes racks and things because
I have a very small wardrobe and now I can
spread stuff out and find this instead of wearing.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
The same PA shirt.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, yeah, so there was that.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I I didn't get around to doing the backyard because
I've gone back to a Plan B situation.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
I'm not getting it decked now in the background, are no.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
So yeah, I got stuff done.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It was awesome, and I had a plumbing situation on
the weekend and I feel so empowered because I am
practically a plumber.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
But I will save that story for you.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I don't want to hear more about it. Did involve washes, no, no.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
No, it involved brutes, strength, a sturdy spatter. Hope you
filmed it, and a new tap viral.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Let's get to.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You in Hong Kong. Awesome as you know. Yes, yeah,
and it's weird from the moment you step off the
plane and you feel the humidity. You know, there were
days where it was like thirty two thirty three. One
day was thirty five degrees. My shirt thirty five and
human ninety percent humidity do want to go to? So
you could imagine what I'm like. I'm mister sweaty, right,
(02:19):
I reckon, I sweated off. I had to keep eating
and drinking funny that was in my wheelhouse because I
sweat off ten kilos a day, fried pork, buns, egg
tusted tarts, noodles, rice and everything nice. Like I just
ate my way around Hong Kong. Laura and I ate
their way around Hong Kong.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
If it is a bit, it's a foody place.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
It's just such a foody place. And you know, as
you know, we've had a couple of holidays and singers,
Singapore looks tiny in comparison. You know, the harbor is
massive at Hong Kong. It's like Singapore and steroids. Hong Kong.
It's a bustling city. And realized it was seven and a
half the lights, seven and a half million people, the lights,
the harbor, the yeah, it is unreal. And one night
we went to the Temple Street markets and I don't
(03:00):
know what it was on those skewers, but we ate
it anyway, So I kept it was some kind of
beef and some kind of pork. Yeah, but the pork
we was sort of like lumps of fat. And I said,
should we go back another night and have pet on
a stick? And Lorigo stopped calling her that. Don't call
her that. Of course it was quality beef, quality pork,
(03:21):
but but it was. It was an incredible trip, very
very very last to a rooftop bar. Yeah, we went
to Kaboom. We found a rooftop. I found a rooftop bar.
And I didn't tell Lorrie where we were going. And
it was inside a building and to get in there
you had to go through a certain back There was
a back door and then a creepy little lift and
some stairs and all that. But at one stage around
(03:41):
the front of the building, we ended up in this
really expensive jewelry shop, right and I'm there in my
sweaty shirt because I'm covered inside.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
You said, I'm taking somewhere special.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
But we didn't realize. I was just libbing. So as
you do, you know, you make it up as you go,
and we sort of got a bit lost in the
stair well. We ended up in this expensive jewey shop.
The woman in the shop could not get rid of
these sweaty ossie tourists quick enough and she took us
to where to go. So we get to the rooftop
bar and you can see the whole harbor. It was
just magnificent. So I was thinking about it. We had
a drink back to the jewey shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(04:14):
lots of gold over there. Oh they love their gold. Yeah,
but you know, the cheapest thing in the shop. I
had a quick squizzez. I was walking past trying to
the sweat on things I reckon. The cheapest thing was
about eight k eight thousand ossie, which is times at
by five, so that everything's Hong Kong dollars. There's times
times it by five. So it was quite propers up
(04:34):
and she could not wait to get us out of there.
She goes, oh, you've gone the wrong way. Come with me.
Come with me, little tourist.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Don't touch anything.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
But the rooftop bar. Unreal went up there, had a
cocktail and looked at this guy. Oh it's very good.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
Then, well I am putting that on my list.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Yeah you have to go.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Yeah, and I'm going to Kaboom.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Go to Kaboom.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
And you had to a bakery that has supposedly the
best custard tarts in the world.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Unreal yeah, on Hong Kong Island.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah, we got off the off the bus and that
I went for a bit of a walk and yeah
you walked through the markets and I reckon. I hit
my head about eight times, but it was worth it.
Everything's low.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Well you would have done that at home.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Of course. Yeah. I could never look at a caravan.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
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Speaker 2 (05:31):
Hey, guys's great to see host come back.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
It looks so refreshed and beautiful. I look terrible. Been
the big weekend of footy though A fair bit happened
while you're away. Actually I managed to get Youngie back playing. Yeah,
we were rubbing his hands straight back in.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
The team back ahead of time, feel time.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
I lobbied for him. And then it was revealed why
Harley Reid has been a bit fiery lately. No yo,
Yeah that's yeah, he wasn't plane. He's lost his mental
have the big brother and so he didn't have the Batman.
He's Robin didn't have Batman. But probably the funniest sporting.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Sure, he's big enough and ugly enough to take control
of himself, isn't.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
He He's only twenty an adult.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
His brain's not fully formed. That's what happens. Form what happened?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
He reads eighteen.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Probably he went to war.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
You look about thirty two.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I didn't say which.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Probably the funniest sporting moment though it involved Donald Trump.
Chelsea had Chelsea had just won the Club World Cup
and Trump he was presenting the trophy right because it
was in New Jersey, and he refused to leave the podium, right.
So what happened was Chelsea gets them their big trophy.
They're waiting for him to leave, and he's going, I
(07:03):
am not going. I'm not going. He was waiting for
his he was waiting for his winner's medal.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Julia Roberts getting a oscar.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Make Chelsea great again. Nobody ever, I reckon, He would
have said, nobody's ever hugged the trophy like this. We
won Big Lee tonight. We won Big Lee.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Chelsea a blue though he didn't want a red one.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Ah mate, good line, Well done, Anyway, that was a highlight.
But yesterday, let's talk yesterday Frio fans stunning win at
the MCG against the league leaders, the favorites for the
flag on their own home ground and Lisa there was
this amazing final play. Well Josh Tracy pushed back into
the back line, taking Darcy Moore with him and here
is what happened round.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
The corner mark take him Jason, he.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Got the fifty.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
This may wait the game and will play with me.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So Freeman, I'm going to win at the m c
J tennads.
Speaker 7 (08:06):
He going massive win for the Freemantle footy club. I'll
go into equal third position on the ladder. Kick what
to ray Shaw? Freemanle win by point.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
At the mc J as they're not third on the ladder.
I think they were that but Adelaide's then won the game. Game.
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Luke Bryan actually kissed Tracy after he's become the kissing man.
Isn't he beautiful? Was that? So many heroes? Our man
Young he came on in the last quarter, had eleven
touches this one quarter, hit up Jackie for the winning goal.
Patrick Voss kicked six goals which I would never thought
of happening at the g first on the first games
must be going. They didn't he play for us? Why
(08:55):
did we let him go? Dogger Luke Jackson strapping the
team to his back, the two rock policy stick That
that worked beautifully, You Cane corns and Carl Warner I
wanted to mention him. He got penalized for dissent for
pointing at the replay on the scoreboard to the umpire
and said, look, look, look it wasn't a free kick,
(09:16):
and he got a fifty meter penalty given against him.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It was pretty rough.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
It was very ordinary. I mean, who knew the truth
would hurt and cost you a free kick? You know
what I mean.
Speaker 5 (09:25):
It's a little bit.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And he didn't even physically point he I just saw
that it wasn't a free kick.
Speaker 6 (09:32):
He was guilty of the AFL's newest crime, excessive accuracy.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Exactly.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
It's just a joke. No what I'm saying, it's a joke,
but that the decision was made. Yes, diabolic, it was.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
A great game of footy. Backer never give those freaking Yeah,
it felt over adjudicated yesterday. It was way too many,
way too many three kicks. Yeah yeah, well yeah, either way.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
Anyway, we're not mentioning the F word, flag man, We're not.
We're just saying they could finish top four and things
are looking good down there. The other team that's flying
is the West Coast Fever. They thrashed They thrashed the
New South Wales Swifts in the Major semi final by
thirty goals. Thirty goals. Wow, they might meet him again
in the Grand Final because we're in the prelim now.
(10:18):
This is how the great siue Gordian saw it.
Speaker 8 (10:21):
Well.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
The Minor Premiers will now take thirteen straight wins.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
And they are chosing a second title.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Sat Safe just took their ticket to the twenty twenty
five sometime Grand Pine.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Oh they're in.
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Way laughing, no reason. There was two thousand of the
Greek Army. Greek Army, the Green Army, Green Army, Welcome
in Purple and Green. Today we're the Barney's the Dinosaurs.
But apparently there's dancing Dad Cam. Somebody told me at
the at the stadium.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Yeah, it's your Dad Bob movement.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
So I wonder if they'll bring kiss Cam in as well.
At least I was thinking of you in that Cold
Play stuff when I was thinking at least have some
great lines here. Something moved so quick away Dutch.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Yes, they're moving and the story move.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Play gigs and Chris Martin's got to have done a
disclaimer before they warned.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
It does raise questions about the privacy you know, and
jumbo trons and what have you really.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Remember when George Costanzo was busted. Yeah, wants to.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
At least you want to go to the Coldplay concert.
The Brittish Open just finished James's subject on blushing. Scottie Scheffler,
he world number one, he won, he won the tournaments
called the Open now. He beat Rory McElroy, the hometown
boy on his own course in Northern Ireland, and it
(12:02):
was Tiger at Woods esque, probably the best since Tiger
this guy. Yes, I mean it's a derby this weekend,
so sixty one. It could be interesting. It's that orud
sort of be like the Eggles Grand Final. I guess
so will they lift and challenge Frio Frio has had
a massive win. It's going to be pretty interesting, I
reckon on Saturday. Can a Soufle rise again? As Paul
(12:22):
Keating said, it's a must win, say that or not.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
He also has talked about a recession we had to
maybe this is the season they had to.
Speaker 6 (12:33):
Have on it and being whipped with a warm lettuce
leaf or something a banana republic. Maybe that was someone else.
It's a must win game for free though the latter
is so winning you got to keep going. So the
eggs they got pump third quarter was diabolical against the
third bottom team. Harley Reid was best on ground in
(12:57):
the first half and end up tagging him even though
they were winning. So here's what Minnie Mick Walter said
about Harley after the match.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I thought Harley was by far our best player tonight.
I love the way he went about it.
Speaker 6 (13:10):
I loved his team first approach, the way he attacked
the ball. He was.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
He was inspirational to his teammates.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
I love the way he went about it.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Yeah, we were aware that we've got a twenty year
old Karen at midfield.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
M it's not much to say will throw everything at
the derby though, because they always do.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
Yeah, well they have to everybody because you know, you
want to be the big big dogs in town. Last
year and how good was some of the It was
the battle of the rebuilds, of course, but how do
you see Morris really Junior's tackle o my god, the
run Superman.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
He actually was like, you know.
Speaker 6 (13:45):
That Muhammad Ali song now unbelievable. I don't think.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I won't sing, I don't reckon.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
You're led to anyway. So let's see how the Derby
goes Big Derby Show Wednesday on the show with the
two boys together, right yngy and yoey.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Yes, yes, it was in two wise.
Speaker 9 (14:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
Actually that had been a pain in the being at
school a podcast, doesn't it. Remember when Barriage was good
because he get called out first, especially Adrian Barrett, Yo
and Young.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
They get way called out just before Basil.
Speaker 6 (14:24):
The milk would have gone off by the time they
got the milk as well.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
Bottles to drink. About three gold thing on the top was.
Speaker 6 (14:34):
Going on there.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
That was that great though.
Speaker 6 (14:35):
I'll quickly mention the toothless and UnAustralian Wallabies. That's what
they've been called by the British media. Yeah, got beaten
by the British and Irish.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Call anyone toothless.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
The second test is on at the MCG on Saturday,
so that'll be big. So Australia v the British and
Irish lines and the Tour de France. Now, I didn't
get our pronunciation expert out, but I believe Julianne would
have said his will guard cha bullgartcha bull gatcha garta. Yeah,
he's the best in the world and looks like he's
(15:08):
going to win the Tour de France. Okay, okay, I'll
get him out for Friday. You get because I'm not
in the.
Speaker 5 (15:18):
Direct line to julian So anytime you do, bring him
in and if we.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Can't get him get out of his might help us. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
There's sure report on ninety six air FM.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Oh look, I know things move quickly these days with
the Internet and people with too much time on their
hands and whatnot, but I've never seen a faster moving
world dominating cluster.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
You know what?
Speaker 6 (15:46):
Then?
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Is the Coldplay Kiss game incident?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Incredible? Isn't it?
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Surely I don't have to go into details, do I
Did anyone miss the tech company exex getting busted smoothing
with people they're not married to on the jumbo tron
that's basically in a nuts.
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Shot and Chris Martin calling it and Chris aren't calling it,
saying their reactions suggested that perhaps they were having an
affair Bob Bowl.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Well.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Now the Astronomer CEO Andy Barron has resigned.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
She's disappeared.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Astronomer's Board of directors have announced they accepted Byron's resignation
on the weekend and are looking for a new CEO.
A week is a long time in a life these days. Meantime,
a new term has swiftly entered the lexicon.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Cold plate.
Speaker 3 (16:27):
To get cold plated means the act of being unintentionally
exposed while cheating, especially in public or during major events. Ultimately,
it can simply mean to be seen at the wrong place,
with the wrong person at the wrong time.
Speaker 5 (16:41):
Cold plate.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I hope Chris Martin's writing a song about it.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
For practically an astronaut. Katie Perry's having a lot of
mid air drama at her concerts. There's footage doing the
rounds this morning showing her dangerously dangling from mid air.
You shouldn't laugh after a two prop malfunction. One minute,
she's riding a giant butterfly as you do. Net minute,
it dropped dramatically as she rode over the crowd.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
She was doing raw at the time.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Ironically, she managed, she did manage to compose herself and
finish the song. So kudos to Katie, I guess, but
maybe leave the aerobatics to Pink. And two years after
Margot Robbie's live action Barbie became a global hit at
the box office, the iconic doll is getting another movie. Illumination,
the studio behind the Minions franchise and Mattel's Studios are
(17:31):
producing the first ever Barbie animated movie for the big screen.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Now.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
The story announcing this news says no word yet on
the plot.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Okay, that's okay, I mean plot of an animated film
about a Barbie doll.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
It's not going to be the Shawshank redemption. I don't
think people will be going for the plot, to be fair.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I like that Ken for the first time I saw him.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Thanks for your you know, for your thoroughness.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
More crazy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
I know it's a subject you're not really fond of,
but I'm going to talk about the toilet yes, okay, okay.
So in Hong Kong and our hotel room, lovely hotel room,
and I did notice fairly early on, and so did Laurie,
my wife, noticed that the brand of a hotel toilets
were was called Toto so we did our call.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
They usually are.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Yeah, total is very, very big. So we did all
the jokes, bless the rains down in Africa, all that
kind of stuff. We got that out early. But the
one thing we did notice on the first day was
the flushing mechanism. And our toilet was a bit a
bit weird, bit Dickey, you know, it was a bit weird.
You know, it was flushing all right, it was fine. However,
late on day one the toilet stopped flushing. So we
(18:46):
rang reception. I know you'd well, that's what I'm bringing up.
I need some advice, as I wish I called you
last work. I know about your skills.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
So high waisted plumbing company what it is, that's that's called.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The Shaws anyway, so more class lessons. Yeah, exactly, love
it when the new one's got to crack in it,
So we did. It was the cool reception. They were lovely.
They said, we'll send someone up, mister Clare to fix it. Right,
So mister mister Dani will send someone to fix it.
So someone came up and tinker with the toilet. The
(19:21):
chick it with the toilet and fix it. It was
all good, all right. Next day Lury goes that toilet mechanism.
The flushing mechanism still feels a bit weird, a bit sticky,
bit nicky, and I went, do be your phone. The
end of the second day. This has nothing to do
with what's going in the loup. This is just the
toilet flushing mechanism. It died again, wouldn't flush, Okay, no worries,
(19:42):
so they be scared to go. Yeah, you're a bit well,
Laurie was. I didn't care. I didn't care, boy, So
this time they send two people up. Two trades people
come up and fix the toilet again. All good. Third day,
I've been out and had pet in the stick the
night be or I had Temple Stream Market. Sorry, I
(20:02):
had quality beef and no no money taking quality beef
and whatever the other thing was at the Temple Street Markets.
I had a little too much of it. So I'd
woken up on day three and I'd.
Speaker 5 (20:17):
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
I'm a business. Guess what didn't work? Didn't flush, didn't
flush flush, Toto did not do the job and take
us to Kansas. Yeah. I didn't never choose on either.
I'm going to say I had to ring reception right
in fact, I went down to reception and I had
to tell them the toilet to prepare them. Yeah, I said, look,
(20:39):
the toilet has broken for a third time. And they
were so embarrassed. Right this time, I reckon. A whole
squad came up, the squad of repair. But first they
sent one poor woman from the maintenance department up to
come and check the situation. And she did not speak
much English at all. So even though four times I
told her the toilet had been used, different ways of
(21:00):
saying it had been used, she acted out, yeah, well
pretty much. I said, I'm sorry, but it's been used,
And Laurie's going, oh, thank god, that wasn't my poop. Anyway,
the woman's walk I can't believe them telling the stories.
Woman's walked in right, even though I've told her four
times has been used, lift the lid and went audible noise,
(21:23):
and Laurie goes, you should have send a look at
her face. It was better than the noise. Anyway. The
toilet got fixed. I think they put it a new toilet,
to be honest. The whole new mechanism just took one away.
It was wonderful. They said, orange juice fruit to our
room a chocolate cake?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Is this based on what they'd seen?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
How much I ate?
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
These are all the suck up things afterwards?
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Right?
Speaker 2 (21:44):
And then they put us up in the chairman's lounge.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I would have given you as a chocolate cake.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
They put us up in the chair and the lounge
up the top where all the high flyers are and
all that. And we sat there for a few hours
and I ate a lot more.
Speaker 3 (21:57):
Did you look around you thinking, I wonder who else
is up here? Because they've got to break and tote
it the same thing.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Now, I just look around, I won't know all these
people are rich. They just here anyway. They pay for
this room. So I have to say people don't go
to the toilet. Of course they don't. And if they do,
it's in pink parcels wrap beautifully like a Christmas But
I just want to say, inspired by Lionel three times
(22:22):
a broken toilet, Oh my god. Fix now, so the
next people in that room will be fine. No names,
no patrol.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Thanks to you.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
Very good tell us about your Faulty Towers hotel.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Experience, all right, Paul in junl Up.
Speaker 9 (22:34):
Hello morning, welcome back.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Did you enjoy that story as much as I did.
Speaker 9 (22:39):
A yeah, I guess so boy, Yeah, anyway, what happened
to you?
Speaker 6 (22:49):
Paul?
Speaker 9 (22:51):
A friend of mine was in a band, Thrombus, and
he gave us fixed tickets to go see him at
the Grove. Now they had the three Orange with and
them on as well. And yeah, so he stayed at
the old Red Castle Hotel and they knocked it down.
I think it was just a cross roads in the casino.
(23:12):
And anyway, they said, oh, we've just done this room up.
You can go into that one bonus. But what I
didn't realize was they put the they'd sort of put
the wrong ceiling fans in the shaft was too long
on them, and it wasn't above the bed. It was
more like in the dining part. And I've walked straight
into it going and it's given us a chop right
(23:33):
above the eyebrows, like where my hair is, and I've
got a permanent wine den from it. It didn't cut me,
it wasn't sharp, and it stopped as soon as it
hit us.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
But it hurt.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
Yeah, and yeah, and I'm more worried about the fan
is a fan Okay.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
So.
Speaker 9 (23:54):
Yeah, if you had been a bit shorter or taller,
a little bit taller. That wouldn't happen.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
That's not gonna happen, not with you.
Speaker 10 (24:05):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Sam in two Rocks says, well, I was gonna say
she could have been he I don't because Sam, Sam
a similar experience to you, Clerzy at a hotel and
Piquette sharing a room in a bathroom with my sister.
Unfortunately the water food gave me a bad tummy and
I had to use the loo in the night.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
It did not flush.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
It was very embarrassing. Yes, Sam, as a girl, because
otherwise wouldn't have been so embarrassing.
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Three people came to unblock the toilet with a plunger.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
Oh no, no, great, Yeah, you see someone walk in
the room with a plunger.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
Especially we had we went to Bali once. This is
when this was in the eighties. I was with my
fat my mum and dad and my brother and there.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Was a rat in the room.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
All right, bonus, bonus.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Rat wasn't a Siberian hamster, mister fault. It was a rat.
And Dad's gone to.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
Reception to say there's a rat and the room, and
they've come with a cleaver. No, not a net, not
a rat trap, a gigatic knife.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Practically, Dad's like, what are you going to do that?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
You're going need to capitate the room.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Prepare a bit of rattity.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Anyway, I don't know what happened to the rat. It
was funny when someone showed up.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
With a clever like looking walking with a cleaver with intent.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Breton secret Harbor, Hello, Brett Good, what do you got
for us?
Speaker 2 (25:38):
Good? A dodgy story, Oh.
Speaker 10 (25:40):
I do, brother down it tends money. A few years ago,
travel around playing golf and we got this faulty tail
style hotel. Pretty much remind you exactly the same thing. Yeah, anyway,
as you can imagine two guys playing golf, drinking booze
and begginners and whatnot. We went bet to the hotel room.
Next morning, woke up and went to the toilet number
twos and I was the exhausting, went out into the
(26:01):
stairwell behind it. Yeah, take out, take you check out
time in the morning and here's someone thrown up down
the stairwell.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Definitely a designed fight.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Definitely this is going to go somewhere.
Speaker 8 (26:24):
You're right about some of those sort of be A
B type places being very faulty towers in testmonia that
says we walk in.
Speaker 10 (26:31):
We could just imagine it yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Out there and thanks Brettan. I could have put a
false wall and ceiling and decided not to.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
That's just wrong.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
That's wrong town. If you're in the stairs holding your luggage,
it's still.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Kevin in Alan Brooke, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 9 (26:57):
How are you?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
What's your faulty towers?
Speaker 11 (27:00):
This happened a couple of weeks ago. We booked an
airbnb actually in Bustleton, and after a nice day in Bustleton,
we got to our airbnb, walked into our Airbnb and
the power cord was hanging down from the ceiling and
I thought that's a bit dodgy. Anyhow, so my partner
(27:20):
sat on the couch and that actually collapsed. And then
then after a little while we were sitting there, both
getting a bit of a headache because the smell was
of marijuana. And we thought, no, we're not staying here,
We've just got to go. So we left and drove
all the way back home to Perth.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
Were you're done, Where you're done.
Speaker 11 (27:42):
The headaches lasted for about half an hour, but not
only that. On the way home on the Forest Highway.
To make matters, worse and ran into a major crash
and we got det it for an hour.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
It was just not meant to happen. Kevin to stay
in bed that.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Day, leaving slow after smelling all that.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Yeah, it was like Chachen Shong. Yeah that was good.
Speaker 11 (28:04):
So yeah, never going back to that m b n
B again.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Collapsing couches and twenty packers twist and serious mangies crazy
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