May 7, 2025 • 34 mins
Today Clairsy & Lisa had a go at sketching and animal as they get ready to help support Cat Haven with Poorly Drawn Pets...turns out Clairsy is a little better at drawing than Lisa expected.
Comedian James Schloeffel called Clairsy & Lisa as he prepares to hit the Astor Theatre this week. He has a new show based around office sayings and those words that get thrown around in meetings and he's called it Wankernomics-Just Touching Base.
Clairsy has some family staying with him and had some observations to share with Lisa
Clairsy and Lisa had a chat about the fact that you can now bet on who the new Pope is going to be.
Speaking of The late Pope, Channel 9's Hannah Sinclair spoke to Clairsy & Lisa as The Cardinals hole themselves up in the Sistene Chapel at Vatican City for the Conclave which is the process to elect the new Pope.
In The Shaw Report, A Hollywood actor is hotly rumoured to be performing at Glastonbury in a few weeks
Clairsy & Lisa opened the phones and text line to ask what did you capture on camera
There's a meteor shower which is happening tomorrow morning , Lisa told Clairsy the best time and place to witness it on his way to work.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Powered by the my Heart Radio app from ninety six
AIRFM to wherever you're listening today. This is Clercy and
Leas's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast today, Hannah Sinclair direct from
Vatican City told us what happens through the paper Concract.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thank you list for the amazing look at the meeting
or shower which I didn't know was happening this week.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I am practically a meteorologist. James A.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Schloful chats about his show Wangconomics Just Touching Base, which
is on at the Asta Theater this week.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I just got that meteorologist brilliant. Also, the studio has
been renewed for a second season.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Cleresie has people staying with him, which is always a
bit of a challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Fort with fraughtness. We practiced our drawing skills. We need
more practice and we took.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Your calls on what you captured on camera.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We are raising money for the cat Haven with fortunately
called poorly drawn pets.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Because I don't want to go on as.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We begin, or whatever that is saying is, don't want
to promise more than I can give, don't want to
pump it up too much. We have been issued this
morning with a couple of sort of guides to These
are specifically for drawing a cat from how to Draw
for kids or artistic losers like Lisa dot Com. I've
(01:13):
had to go at the first one, which basically just
starts with an oval yes, and then it shows you
how to add very simple bits to it until you've
got a cat. Unfortunately, mine still looks like a garage
cell balloon wrapped around a street sign three days after
it started to deflate, right though, Yes, a garage sail balloon.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
With ears customers in.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's not great, but it is. I guess my first
go just tempt Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I do like the pencil.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I do feel it's a good pencil, the pencil and
the sketch pad.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mine's turned out looking a little evil. I didn't go
by this because I did that in kindy. But mine
looks a bit like Lucid.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
There's a loosely barbed.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of Mine looks a bit like Lucifer from Let's have
a look from Cinderella Get out of That looks like
my cat, not evil, but it did that? Who did
it does look a bit evil?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
His cat crazy? That's really good, So.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't think exact good. The features look a bit evil,
but well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It honestly does look like my.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Cat, which one Dexter. Oh cool, I need a photo
of Dexter.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And you've done that freehand. You haven't even used one
of the how to drop.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
A kids dot com No, but that's part of the
thing is that we use our skills.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
We've got ourselves as shot. No, that's that's really good.
I am, on the other hand, completely useless. We're going
to get John pinder in now. Johnny pinder Mate is
a tattoo artist. I reckon He's drawn a few pets
based on their photo, which is exactly what this is about,
you know, taking your portrait and turning into I.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Want to see you lovely John, do a beautiful cat
so that they're not easy to do. Get the eyes
perfect and you know this that sweetness what we saw
in the things yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, this is how you get involved.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I just had to the ninety six AFM wind page,
fill out the form and upload a picture of your pet.
Make a donation of at least ten bucks to the
Cat Haven via the link provided on the wind page,
and then you'll go in the drawer to receive your
one of a kind hand drawn portrait of your pet,
hopefully created by Clarsey or John.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Or possibly by me or one of our other friends.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I wonder if we'll speak to Elliott.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And hayden Is.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Of course she's having some surgery right now, but when
he's feeling better, Bennoche will have a crack to I
reckon Ben.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's probably a bit of a secret artist, and I
have a lot of faith in Adria and Barrows.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Actually, yeah, Gills as well, where you used to like
beating the cats when he played for the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Smiley, smiley artist, veniently not hearing.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes, he's pretending.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We'll ask about it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
All about making as much money as we can poorly
drawn pets.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's just a bit of fun and raising money for
a fantastic cause.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I love to hear from you.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's part of the Perth Comedy Festival.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Wankonmics just touching bases on at the Asta Theater tomorrow
and Friday. You can get your tickets through Tiger Tech.
The co host James A. Shallow Full, is with us
this morning. Hello hello James, Hello, Oh please our pleasure.
I blame the first time anyone sat down around a
table to have a brainstorm in the early nineties for
(04:35):
this and now moving forward, this is what we've got.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Am I on the right track there.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yes, I mean, I mean our whole show is just
based on a whole heap of ideation sessions. I think
they're called ideation sessions.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now storms, right, Okay, great, it's a moving feast.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It is, James, even more so now, by the way,
thanks for coming to our work in progress, our whip.
Since I mean, since COVID and so many people working
from the jargon has increased. It feels like tenfold though
there's even more of things being bandied around.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Do you think it's increased or do you think that
people are more aware of it now? Because one of
the things that happened to me when I during COVID
working from home is it was the first time that
I saw my wife working right like she was working
from home as well, and all of a sudden, you think,
oh my gosh, she's a circle back and tack that
offline person as well. I've never heard a thought like that,
(05:35):
and I think for a lot of people it was
the first time they'd heard their partners or their housemates
talk like that, because when we're in a whirl wanting right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, it is confronted wake up cool.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yes, because in the real world we don't talk like that,
but as soon as we kind of log on, yeah,
we all of a sudden become absolute.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Weirdos workplace widows.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So, now do you think people will be able to
leave this show and then go confidently into an interview
the next day using all the corporate lingo?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Look, we do treat this as a bit of a
training session because one of the things we realized is
that there's really no point trying to avoid this typic
pub of language. All you can do is to accept it,
or as we'd say, lean into it, and just get
really really good at it. So we do take people
through some of the tips and tricks that they can
(06:28):
learn to be an absolute wanker themselves.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Lessons. I saw what your show was about, and then
I just all I could think if it was LinkedIn,
because there was so much and there's a lot of
people getting you know, their word out, the word about
their business and that, but it can be very very wanky.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh yeah, I mean, look, there's a couple of rules
with LinkedIn, and the first rule is to be inexplicably
excited about everything. You notice that, Like, even if you're
just talking about I don't know, like a brand relaunch
for Omo or something like, you have to you have
to be absolutely ecstatic about it. You have to be thrilled, delighted,
honored to be to be a part of that. The
(07:08):
second rule when you when you're on LinkedIn is you
need to make every just minor accomplishment sound like a
Nobel Prize winning achievement. Have you noticed that? Yes, absolutely
might just have you know, some some really simple job,
but you need to make it sound as if you
are absolutely changing the world.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think in sort of in line with that one.
That's a really big one this year, and I think
it comes with the cost of living and no one's
got any money.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is the shout out.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's give a shout out to such and such because
we can't give them a bonus, we can't give them money,
so let's shout them out.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
The only problem is you can't really go down to
the supermarket and use your shout out.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
To shouting indeed, which a sort of wanky phrase kind
of gets the biggest audience grown reaction.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Oh do you know, I think one of the ones
that people like a lot is there are a lot
of moving parts.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You notice how.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
People use that phrase. Basically what that means is the
translation of that is I don't know what I'm talking about.
So instead of saying I'm totally out of our depth
and I don't know what I'm doing here, you just
say there are a lot of moving parts, and then
everyone just kind of nods and goes, Oh, this, this
person they're onto it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Sometimes it's a meeting. We'll have a meeting in the person,
the head of HR or something will start talking. Then
they go it's either moving forward or going forward. That's
become a bit of a popular one too.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Well, it's actually compulsory, ay, moving forward at the end
of every sentence moving forward. Yeah, it doesn't mean anything,
but yeah, no, what it does actually is it allows
you to increase the lengthy of the sentences, and in
doing that, you kind of sound a little bit more intelligent.
You kind of delay doing any work because you're just
(08:55):
kind of extending your sentences. And because really, like if
we didn't talk like this, everyone want to be out
of the office by about nine point thirty every morning,
which I work done.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's procrastination and society would collapse.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So it's really actually quite important that we think like.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You, well, shout out to this show because I think
that it's just the funniest thing that you're going to
see all year, and anyone who's ever had a job
is going to be able to relate. So, James, thanks
for joining us this morning. Tickets through ticket tech. I'm
getting quick. It's only tomorrow and Friday at the ASTA,
and James.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I think Friday's sold out actually, so you have to
get it for tomorrow and night.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
And did we mention it's you and Charles Firth by
the way, Yes, my congratulations.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We're going to say congratulate James on five and a
half minutes on ninety six a m. So congratulations, James,
thanks so much. Well, then it's funny and then you
stop and start talking about how many things slogans, jargons
of this whole new language. It's not you.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It gives us something to bond together. I think over
our dislike of the moving forward.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's fun. We've got family staying with us at the moment.
Just one member of the family was great. Yes, to
have family there and just wet pajamas yeah, exactly, Yeah,
put some pants on it. But it's one of Laurie's girls,
which is wonderful to see them together. And you know
those times when you know, especially when you live in
a different state, and their mum goes, I just want
to give a hug. It's good to see it. Give
(10:20):
me the hugs, which is great. But I've made a
few observations, just some quick observations about when you have
people over, not necessarily just this week, but there are
a few things. I know, we've got ride share and
I think some people still catch cabs there. But when
someone's coming and then they're heading off a few days later,
there is that pressure to pick them up, isn't there
Do the airport run no matter what time? Yeah, which
(10:41):
I thinks, fine, I'm happy to do that. Eating dinner
for you and I is normally fairly early early.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's daggy early.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's like five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Is people don't go out for dinner with me.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, So that's always funny when people live normal lives
and you go, yeah, we're having dinner, what time do
you want to We'll make the appointment five third. They go,
that's pretty much lunch.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's late for us. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's lunch. Some people are very tidy and some people aren't.
And I'm not saying anything about Gabby who staying with us,
because you're not like this. But even one more pair
of shoes in a house to trip over is one
more pair of shoes in a house to trip over.
But everyone has different levels of cleanliness. And I think
it's even worse if the people staying with you are
neater than you, And I'm going they're judging us. This
(11:24):
one's there, particularly when you have a father in law
staying in. It can happen at Christmas time. We know
that this is a sleep on the couch after all
of that food, But when people are staying over and
they fall asleep on the couch, it's normally in the
main living area with our open plan homes, So you
find yourself. You find yourself sneaking around a house and whispering,
like tippy toeing and whispering. And if it's a father
in look, it can be three hours during the day.
(11:45):
It can change the way your life goes. But I
reckon the most. The thing that's stuck out to me
the most is when there's another person or multiple people
come into the house and there's this desire to try
and find something on TV. Every time there's another person,
it's tougher by the numbers. So someone wants to watch
Stuart Little because it brings back great memories of their childhood.
(12:06):
Someone else wants Maths, someone else's guard how about White Lotus?
And invariably, when you're trying to please everyone, why do
you end up on an escape to the country or
or what's that thing antiques roadshow or something like that
on the digital channels. But it is good having family
and seeing family together again. Yeah, very sweet. More more podcasts.
(12:29):
So I can't believe you can bet on which which
cardinal is going to be the Pope? What are you
really losing? You know if you put your money on
the wrong cardinal? Right, do you have to go and
confess a confessional.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'll get your money back if they make sure the
smoke comes out, you know, before halftime. And yeah, all
the little different variations of batting that you can have
these days.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Absolutely, Yeah, maybe I was going on there whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
The mate's packed?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, a place can you get? Can you get place?
Do you find out the final vote?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Do you get Pepact. There's only one winner.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, there is only one winners, no prize for a second.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
All right, So it's all happening at the Vatican in
the sixteenth Chapel. As I'm still having a hard time
coming to terms with the girl on Maths who talked
about the sixteenth Chapel.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
That's so funny, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Well, it would be.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Very busy. It is the fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I fluctuate between my head off and crying like a baby.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Not the fourteenth Chapel.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Just keep going, steenth Chapel. Hanna Sinclair is Channel nine's
correspondent joining us from the Vatican City. Hannah, good morning.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
It is mourning for us anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Gosh, how many people are how many media are a
tear right now over there?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Ah, it is pretty chaotic over here, guys. I think
they've said that there's about four thousand journalists currently in Zome.
The world's media has descended on Rome and with the cardinals.
It was the last time everyone got to sort of
ask their questions to them. Today and that the press
(14:23):
packs you'll see on the news, you know, dozens, it's
not almost one hundred journalists. Cameramen, you know, crowding these
cardinals as they're sort of having their last few hours
of freedom before they of course get locked in the
Sisteine Chapel for the conways.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Right, So they're saying the biggest conclave ever hand, I mean,
how many cardinals have gathered.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
So there's one hundred and thirty three cardinal electives that
are of course under the age of eighty that will
be going in to take part in the conclave, and
only one of them, of course will emerge, is the
two hundred and sixty seventh Hope. There's a few favorites,
but as they say with conclaves, you know that the
favorites a lot of the time actually don't end up
(15:07):
being the pope. So there's some on the conservative side,
there's some on the progressive side. There's one in particular,
Lewis Taglay, Cardinal Lewis Taglay, who they've accessionately coined the
Asian Francis, so he's got similar sort of views and
operating style to of course the late Pope Francis. He's
(15:31):
a favorite amongst they're also Cardinal Pietro Carolyn, who was
Pope Francis, is second in charge, if you will, he's Italian,
so you know, he he's sort of been around the
traps a long time. And he's another he's another contender.
But it's one of those things where they're all saying,
(15:53):
as we ask them, or who you know, who's it
going to be? And they they're all saying, we don't know,
you know, you don't know. And you get in there.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Is it like a private kind of vote? Is it
a bit like being in a court room where they
count them up and say, no, we've got to go again.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I mean, how how does it work?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Oh, it's you know, it's a very ancient and secret process.
They've effectively transformed as Sistine Chapel into a bunker. They
have put sharing devices in there, no so they can't yet,
no phone. It's a complete technological blackout. You know, even
the staff that are working there, there's about one hundred,
(16:35):
you know, cleaners, books, doctors. They aren't even going to
be able to contact their families the whole time they're
in there, because yeah, that's it. So it's is. Yeah,
it's a very secret process. And once they're in there,
they you know, cast their ballots. The ballots get counted
(16:55):
for there to be a new pope they have they
have to have two thirds of the vote, so in
this case it's that's eighty nine votes. Someone needs to
get to their composte.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then of course they burned the ballots.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
And if they don't have a pope, it's the black smoke.
If we do have a pope, it's that white smoke.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And I believe that chemicals.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Just to make sure there's no confusion, because once there
was a bit of confusion.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
They were like, is that white? We can't work it out,
what's going on with I.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Read today that back in the thirteenth century there was
a conclave that lasted two.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Years and nine months.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't think that will be the case. They usually
last what about four days?
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Hannah, Yeah they yeah, Well, guys, check making on me
in that three years time that's the case, because I
could will be at Rome. So no, I don't think
that'll be the case. The average is three days, but
in recent times it's been even less than that, so
it's been you know, hours on occasion. So yeah, so
(18:05):
well everyone's saying they're thinking.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
It's going to be two days, okay, yeah, well yeah,
and you know, there's this sort of rhetoric around that
if they don't make a decision quickly, it almost suggests
there's division, and they obviously are going to want to
portray that to the world.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
You would imagine, yeah, you would imagine those conversations are
being had behind closed doors to make sure that, you know,
people are starting to be on the same page. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, yeah, And we've just had the federal election here
and that no, not the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
We've just had the federal election, and that what you know.
Of course, the white paper with the white ballot paper
was you need a tree for each of those, for
each of us. But I believe that the ballot paper
is tiny, that these these cardinals are filling out. Do
you know much about the technical side of that, the.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Technical side of the paper? I mean, I don't have
big back then to me to measurement. That's what you're after?
Is that what you're after?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, I just said you knew much more about how
intricate it was because it sounds tiny.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's just yeah, they well they
write their names obviously on the on the ballot. I'm
not their name who they hope yeah, and then h yeah,
it gets counted and then those ballots get burned in
a stove, and that's stove and the chimney attached to the
Sistine Chapel that get get that gets brought in. That's
(19:34):
not there all the time. So that has actually been
brought in and that has been set up in the
past few days in preparation for this, which actually a
lot of people are quite surprised, but I was when
I went into the Sistine Chapel. I yeah, like many people,
was like, oh, there's a stove, but yeah, it's not
in there. It's not in there all the time. Yes,
(19:57):
of course, so that's all been brought in, and yeah,
nice learned to get those chemicals added their different chemicals,
as you guys rightly pointed out, to make to make
sure that those colors are very obvious, because I think
I must have seen the same coverage that you were referencing,
but especially at the night time. At night time, it
(20:19):
can be very hard to tell, and it will be
interesting being here to see how obvious it is, or
if it is hard to see initially what color it is,
if it's until it really turns white, it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Will be interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's a bit of a once in a lifetime opportunity, really,
Hannah to be there for this.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I reckon and.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You will have all the updates in Channel nine's news
at six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Thanks guys, the Sure Report.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
On ninety six ever.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Amie Lee Wood, who played Chelsea in the recent series
of The White Lotus, opened up about her reaction to
that Saturday Night Live parody of her teeth on the
Blue not Red carpet at the Met Gali yesterday. Amy
reportedly was not happy when they took the mickey out
of her teeth, but she says reports of her reaction
are greatly exaggerated.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
We all got very out of control. I mean, I
just thought.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
My whole thinking was I could either say something because
I saw it, people were angry about it, and I
thought I could either say something and just have it
be said. And then I went spiral inwardly and like
feel terrible about myself, but I'll.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Just say something really simple and balanced.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
And then next minute it was like the whole world
and then it was like Amy Good crying on the street.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Over the snl skit. I wasn't crying about the snl skit.
It was praying about something completely unrelated. But it all
got quite out of control.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
She also says she loved working with Walter Goggins, who
played Rick and with whom she's supposedly not on good
terms at all, although I noticed they didn't post for
any picks together and she walked She walked the carpet
with Patrick Swarts and Nature. Rumors are doing the rounds
that Timothy chala May is going to make a surprise
appearance at Glastonbury to do a Bob Dylan set chala
(22:10):
May received a lot of praise for playing Bob in
a Complete Unknown, earning a Bafter nod and eight Oscar nominations.
The film saw chala May perform some of Dylan's biggest
hits himself rather than mind them. Glastonbury is at the
end of next month. If you haven't seen The Studio
on Apple TV yet, have you seen the Studio, Well
put it on your list.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's a ripper.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's about an embattled Hollywood studio head struggling to balance
corporate demands with his own passion for producing quality films.
And good news, it's just been renewed for season two.
The star starded cast includes Seth Rogan, As said studio
head Catherine O'Hara, who I Love, and Brian Cranston.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And then it.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Features a slew of guest stars as themselves, So there's
like Martin Scorsese and Charlie's Theron, and Ron Howard and
Olivia Wilde and Steve Bisceumi. It kind of you know,
it goes between the two worlds of sounds great straight.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Up drama and you know, anyway, I recommend it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Also, a new photo book paying is paying tribute to
David Bowie Outside the Frame, which is being released this October,
will feature photos of Bowie taken by his longtime friend
photographer Philip Oliak. The one hundred and fifty page book
will show different Bowie eras, plus intimate moments backstage and
at home. It looks like a beautiful book.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It'll be out in October.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So many photos of David Bowie, so much footage what
we saw in such.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
A great subject for a photographer, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And never boring because it's changed so often? Yeah, never changing?
More cleazy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Do I have to Why are you making me? You know,
I don't like to talk about this sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
You don't want to do it?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Okay? So new footage showing a morning visitor creeping up
for a driveway of another home for leaving a nasty
surprise has surfaced. A second victim has come forward. I
have to seven News revealed on Monday that the dog
walker wanted to use a driveway as their bathroom. We
heard about the poo jogger before. Is this a copycat poo?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is a copycat jog.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
On April thirty, another woman was caught by an Adelaide
residence CCTV camera leaving a nasty surprise by their game.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Now here's my question. Are they both women?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I believe so.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
This disturbs me even more.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I believe the original poo.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Jogger, Well yeah, and the original original yeah jogger was
a woman as well.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, a female. There word defecates in the script in
the press release the footage showing separate people doing their business.
Now people get angry and say, I'm going to post
footage of this. Sure enough, there is a bit of
footage going out there to well, not name, but shame.
And you would imagine as I say that, I think
this person's a bit sick. I don't know what their
problem is and why are they doing this, I'm thinking, well,
(24:51):
at least they're regular.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I think this person was given forty eight hours to
come back and clean up. I mean, really, are you
going to leave it for forty eight hours?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
You're going to come back the doggie bag for your
own pooh plastic bag. Maximum penalty for this it is
two hundred and fifty dollars. However it could be more
with the other fee that goes on top.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
But the issue, what is an expiation fee?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's if the poop has dried so it's easy to
pick up, you have to pay more. I have no idea.
I have no idea what that word means. Expiation fee
sounds like some kind of disease. But yeah, so this
does upset people, of course, and when you've got footage years,
you know, you can solve the crime a lot more easily,
and especially when it comes to shaming people, not naming,
but embarrassing them.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
So bizarre wrong with you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I can't even go in a public toilet, let alone
someone's driveway.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah yeah. At home, well it's a problem. If you're
on the road in you're three hours from home, I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, this is why I don't eat before a road trip.
I'm not putting myself in a position where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
To need to you to work for that process.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, I don't drink on the plane.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I don't try to avoid any situation where I'll have
to get up and use something public.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
So if you're driving back from not weird.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
And it's not a problem, but it's just what I am.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You just would never squat in the bush squatting a bush.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
No, I would not squat in the bush.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh the Pooh Walker, pooh strawler. All right, what have
you seen on your CCTV or anyone you know he has
done that. It could be a business or it could
be the ones at home, because you do see a
lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't say business. Sorry, yeah we will.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I see it on our you know, facebook page, my
community facebook page. People love to post what their camera
caught on our text. Soone said, I came home one
day and there was a human feces on.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
My front door. Bat The night before I had asked.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Some kids that lived in the street to stop using
my yard as their playground.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Oh, not hard to figure out who did it. They
didn't even they didn't even put it in a paper
bag and send it on fire.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
The old days, the old straightforward poovenge.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Anyway, this person through the whole match in the bin, as.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Of course they have moved. You're going to wash that thing.
It's a rank. Let's get a secret harbor.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hello, buzz hi guys.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, good macke, what do you go for it spotted
on that camera.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm a little concerned. I'm found my PTSD about this
saw flashing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Back to the abit.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I got a bit and my mom came over from Sydney.
I live in Birth obviously, yes, she's eighty plus and
I'm a ales wrapped so a lot of them. At
the time. My territory was out around Boddington containing so
mum subsisted she come out in the road trip with
me this day. So I just want to get out
(27:43):
and seem so there we go, and then we're getting
past Boddington. Then we started hanging up towards Williams. In
between Boddington Williams and she had to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh ye, well, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And when they have to go, they have to go.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, it's time hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
And when an eighty year old Scott and you find
that's well, Unfortunately there wasn't one. There's we're in farmland.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I wouldn't wish they had.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Been dwelling up, and I wish it was a tree.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
This is open.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
We are sheep and wheat country, right, Not a single tree.
We've had to pull over, and it's it's not even
so bad that it's a mate or our friend's mom,
but once your mum and she's had to open the
doors and sort of squat on the side of the road.
So I've got to look. I'm trying not to look
(28:37):
in the rear vision mirrors. That's freaking company and all,
and all of a sudden you can see this big
stream of WeGo pass my door.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's so hard to go with the sheep watching you.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It gets worse because for some unknown reason, there was
nothing on the road in four truck semi trailers come past.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Terrific.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah for taking them on that road trip.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Much more comfortable with mat but yeah, yeah, will Poppy
back into therapy.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Thanks Marion import Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
What got caught?
Speaker 9 (29:28):
Good morning the other morning and the other up afternoon.
I was at work, minding my own business, working away,
and I'm going to learn on my phone, my doorbell,
camera's going off. That's all right, check it. There's my
best mate, her mum and dad at my place pulling
faces at my camera and then her mother flashes me
(29:49):
no yeah yeah, and then they go into my house
and I've got a fur boat. So they decided to
add out to the furby pulling faces, doing weird things
and everything else. And I wasn't going to past on
Facebook and I thought, now what did that know?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Just a flash so they were just passing black.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
I've seen more from mother.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
And I never know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
It's probably not a good thing. Yeah, that's that's funny
places and they've obviously got a key.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
The best they go, they're going to pick up my
dog for a playdate, whether.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It might have Yeah, David in Fremantle, what what did
you capture on camera?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Well, I'm a member of our little country flying club
and somebody decided they'd put a security camera in the
hangars because you know, they worried people who'd interfere with it.
So Country Guiding Club the crop dust airplane is for
telling the guiders up and put a security camera in.
Within a week we caught somebody taking their girlfriend out
(30:59):
there throwing them on the wing of the glider and
giving it.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh there you Goes puts the sinkly gave them the plane. Yeah, refueling.
What happens on the stays in the hangar.
Speaker 10 (31:15):
We took the vision to the local police and they
recognized the car straight away.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
It's like a horny biggles.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh darling, I'm a pilot.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I'm a pilot, show.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You my hangar. We're lucky didn't work at the hospital
telling them he was a doctor. Wow, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Flaps down landing, Dave.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So I heard Smiley mentioned this the other morning. The
Eater Aquard meteor shower is on this week. It's been
on every morning if you've been able to get up
and watch, but early risers are in for a treat Tomorrow.
That's when one of the best meteor showers we get
in the Southern Hemisphere. We will peak prior to dawn
(32:03):
tomorrow Thursday, maybe eighth, So the shower is visible from
anywhere in Australia. If you know where to look, you
might catch up to twenty two meteors an hour. In fact,
we are listed as the spot that's going to get
the most per hour tomorrow when it peaks here. This
year is a particularly good year to see it because
(32:23):
the moon isn't visible when the meteors streak across the sky. Obviously,
the best way to see it is to get to
as dark a location as you can. Don't watch it
from Langley par.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Lights on Don't line.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You're back in Langley Park and they go, I'm in
for a treat here if possible, you know, I mean,
I know it's the middle of the night and all.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's a lot to ask.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
But if you're really keen and maybe on holiday if possible,
get away from the city a bit and you'll see
it better.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
The equator it's aqua d's I should say, ramp up
over a few weeks from late April every year and
then taper off until it's over in late May.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
So what time you ask?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Between three am and five am our time is the
best time to see the meteors. A couple of hours
before dawn is always the best perfect for us. So,
as I said, without the bright moon, which can sometimes
get in the way of things, it'll be easier. So
I mean, we're that's we're driving to work at that time, three.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And good night, So focused.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I guess very I mean for a very lit up
area we tend to.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
But for people who are into this lose. This is
like you yesterday with a met gala ball or ro
or oscars. This is your that's your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
This is there, Chrissy, I remember late eighties. I think
it would have been nineteen eighty nine. I remember lying
in a park in lead of All and seeing the
aurora borrow borealis borealis, and it's a bit like a
bit like our version of the Northern Lights.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, I love the sound of that.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Australish is it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well that was it anyway?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Very cool? What was Australia? I guess, well, you're lying
in Lake Mango, do you reckon or next to Lake Mongro?
Should say no?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It was the back of where I lived in Burke
Street behind there.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Cool. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Crazy and Lisa
Powered by the my Heart Radio app from ninety six
AIRFM to wherever you're listening today. This is Clercy and
Leas's podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Coming up on the podcast today, Hannah Sinclair direct from
Vatican City told us what happens through the paper Concract.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Thank you list for the amazing look at the meeting
or shower which I didn't know was happening this week.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I am practically a meteorologist. James A.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Schloful chats about his show Wangconomics Just Touching Base, which
is on at the Asta Theater this week.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I just got that meteorologist brilliant. Also, the studio has
been renewed for a second season.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Cleresie has people staying with him, which is always a
bit of a challenge.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Fort with fraughtness. We practiced our drawing skills. We need
more practice and we took.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Your calls on what you captured on camera.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
We are raising money for the cat Haven with fortunately
called poorly drawn pets.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Because I don't want to go on as.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
We begin, or whatever that is saying is, don't want
to promise more than I can give, don't want to
pump it up too much. We have been issued this
morning with a couple of sort of guides to These
are specifically for drawing a cat from how to Draw
for kids or artistic losers like Lisa dot Com. I've
(01:13):
had to go at the first one, which basically just
starts with an oval yes, and then it shows you
how to add very simple bits to it until you've
got a cat. Unfortunately, mine still looks like a garage
cell balloon wrapped around a street sign three days after
it started to deflate, right though, Yes, a garage sail balloon.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
With ears customers in.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's not great, but it is. I guess my first
go just tempt Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I do like the pencil.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I do feel it's a good pencil, the pencil and
the sketch pad.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Mine's turned out looking a little evil. I didn't go
by this because I did that in kindy. But mine
looks a bit like Lucid.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
There's a loosely barbed.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Of Mine looks a bit like Lucifer from Let's have
a look from Cinderella Get out of That looks like
my cat, not evil, but it did that? Who did
it does look a bit evil?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
His cat crazy? That's really good, So.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
I don't think exact good. The features look a bit evil,
but well, yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It honestly does look like my.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Cat, which one Dexter. Oh cool, I need a photo
of Dexter.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
And you've done that freehand. You haven't even used one
of the how to drop.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
A kids dot com No, but that's part of the
thing is that we use our skills.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
We've got ourselves as shot. No, that's that's really good.
I am, on the other hand, completely useless. We're going
to get John pinder in now. Johnny pinder Mate is
a tattoo artist. I reckon He's drawn a few pets
based on their photo, which is exactly what this is about,
you know, taking your portrait and turning into I.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Want to see you lovely John, do a beautiful cat
so that they're not easy to do. Get the eyes
perfect and you know this that sweetness what we saw
in the things yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Well, this is how you get involved.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I just had to the ninety six AFM wind page,
fill out the form and upload a picture of your pet.
Make a donation of at least ten bucks to the
Cat Haven via the link provided on the wind page,
and then you'll go in the drawer to receive your
one of a kind hand drawn portrait of your pet,
hopefully created by Clarsey or John.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Or possibly by me or one of our other friends.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I wonder if we'll speak to Elliott.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
And hayden Is.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Of course she's having some surgery right now, but when
he's feeling better, Bennoche will have a crack to I
reckon Ben.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
It's probably a bit of a secret artist, and I
have a lot of faith in Adria and Barrows.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Actually, yeah, Gills as well, where you used to like
beating the cats when he played for the Eagles.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Smiley, smiley artist, veniently not hearing.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yes, he's pretending.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
We'll ask about it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
All about making as much money as we can poorly
drawn pets.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It's just a bit of fun and raising money for
a fantastic cause.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I love to hear from you.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's part of the Perth Comedy Festival.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Wankonmics just touching bases on at the Asta Theater tomorrow
and Friday. You can get your tickets through Tiger Tech.
The co host James A. Shallow Full, is with us
this morning. Hello hello James, Hello, Oh please our pleasure.
I blame the first time anyone sat down around a
table to have a brainstorm in the early nineties for
(04:35):
this and now moving forward, this is what we've got.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Am I on the right track there.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yes, I mean, I mean our whole show is just
based on a whole heap of ideation sessions. I think
they're called ideation sessions.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Now storms, right, Okay, great, it's a moving feast.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
It is, James, even more so now, by the way,
thanks for coming to our work in progress, our whip.
Since I mean, since COVID and so many people working
from the jargon has increased. It feels like tenfold though
there's even more of things being bandied around.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Do you think it's increased or do you think that
people are more aware of it now? Because one of
the things that happened to me when I during COVID
working from home is it was the first time that
I saw my wife working right like she was working
from home as well, and all of a sudden, you think,
oh my gosh, she's a circle back and tack that
offline person as well. I've never heard a thought like that,
(05:35):
and I think for a lot of people it was
the first time they'd heard their partners or their housemates
talk like that, because when we're in a whirl wanting right.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, it is confronted wake up cool.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yes, because in the real world we don't talk like that,
but as soon as we kind of log on, yeah,
we all of a sudden become absolute.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Weirdos workplace widows.
Speaker 5 (05:58):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
So, now do you think people will be able to
leave this show and then go confidently into an interview
the next day using all the corporate lingo?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Look, we do treat this as a bit of a
training session because one of the things we realized is
that there's really no point trying to avoid this typic
pub of language. All you can do is to accept it,
or as we'd say, lean into it, and just get
really really good at it. So we do take people
through some of the tips and tricks that they can
(06:28):
learn to be an absolute wanker themselves.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Lessons. I saw what your show was about, and then
I just all I could think if it was LinkedIn,
because there was so much and there's a lot of
people getting you know, their word out, the word about
their business and that, but it can be very very wanky.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Oh yeah, I mean, look, there's a couple of rules
with LinkedIn, and the first rule is to be inexplicably
excited about everything. You notice that, Like, even if you're
just talking about I don't know, like a brand relaunch
for Omo or something like, you have to you have
to be absolutely ecstatic about it. You have to be thrilled, delighted,
honored to be to be a part of that. The
(07:08):
second rule when you when you're on LinkedIn is you
need to make every just minor accomplishment sound like a
Nobel Prize winning achievement. Have you noticed that? Yes, absolutely
might just have you know, some some really simple job,
but you need to make it sound as if you
are absolutely changing the world.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
I think in sort of in line with that one.
That's a really big one this year, and I think
it comes with the cost of living and no one's
got any money.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Is the shout out.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's give a shout out to such and such because
we can't give them a bonus, we can't give them money,
so let's shout them out.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
The only problem is you can't really go down to
the supermarket and use your shout out.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
To shouting indeed, which a sort of wanky phrase kind
of gets the biggest audience grown reaction.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Oh do you know, I think one of the ones
that people like a lot is there are a lot
of moving parts.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
You notice how.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
People use that phrase. Basically what that means is the
translation of that is I don't know what I'm talking about.
So instead of saying I'm totally out of our depth
and I don't know what I'm doing here, you just
say there are a lot of moving parts, and then
everyone just kind of nods and goes, Oh, this, this
person they're onto it.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Sometimes it's a meeting. We'll have a meeting in the person,
the head of HR or something will start talking. Then
they go it's either moving forward or going forward. That's
become a bit of a popular one too.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Well, it's actually compulsory, ay, moving forward at the end
of every sentence moving forward. Yeah, it doesn't mean anything,
but yeah, no, what it does actually is it allows
you to increase the lengthy of the sentences, and in
doing that, you kind of sound a little bit more intelligent.
You kind of delay doing any work because you're just
(08:55):
kind of extending your sentences. And because really, like if
we didn't talk like this, everyone want to be out
of the office by about nine point thirty every morning,
which I work done.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's procrastination and society would collapse.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
So it's really actually quite important that we think like.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
You, well, shout out to this show because I think
that it's just the funniest thing that you're going to
see all year, and anyone who's ever had a job
is going to be able to relate. So, James, thanks
for joining us this morning. Tickets through ticket tech. I'm
getting quick. It's only tomorrow and Friday at the ASTA,
and James.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
I think Friday's sold out actually, so you have to
get it for tomorrow and night.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
And did we mention it's you and Charles Firth by
the way, Yes, my congratulations.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
We're going to say congratulate James on five and a
half minutes on ninety six a m. So congratulations, James,
thanks so much. Well, then it's funny and then you
stop and start talking about how many things slogans, jargons
of this whole new language. It's not you.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
It gives us something to bond together. I think over
our dislike of the moving forward.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's fun. We've got family staying with us at the moment.
Just one member of the family was great. Yes, to
have family there and just wet pajamas yeah, exactly, Yeah,
put some pants on it. But it's one of Laurie's girls,
which is wonderful to see them together. And you know
those times when you know, especially when you live in
a different state, and their mum goes, I just want
to give a hug. It's good to see it. Give
(10:20):
me the hugs, which is great. But I've made a
few observations, just some quick observations about when you have
people over, not necessarily just this week, but there are
a few things. I know, we've got ride share and
I think some people still catch cabs there. But when
someone's coming and then they're heading off a few days later,
there is that pressure to pick them up, isn't there
Do the airport run no matter what time? Yeah, which
(10:41):
I thinks, fine, I'm happy to do that. Eating dinner
for you and I is normally fairly early early.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's daggy early.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
It's like five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Is people don't go out for dinner with me.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, So that's always funny when people live normal lives
and you go, yeah, we're having dinner, what time do
you want to We'll make the appointment five third. They go,
that's pretty much lunch.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
That's late for us. It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
It's lunch. Some people are very tidy and some people aren't.
And I'm not saying anything about Gabby who staying with us,
because you're not like this. But even one more pair
of shoes in a house to trip over is one
more pair of shoes in a house to trip over.
But everyone has different levels of cleanliness. And I think
it's even worse if the people staying with you are
neater than you, And I'm going they're judging us. This
(11:24):
one's there, particularly when you have a father in law
staying in. It can happen at Christmas time. We know
that this is a sleep on the couch after all
of that food, But when people are staying over and
they fall asleep on the couch, it's normally in the
main living area with our open plan homes, So you
find yourself. You find yourself sneaking around a house and whispering,
like tippy toeing and whispering. And if it's a father
in look, it can be three hours during the day.
(11:45):
It can change the way your life goes. But I
reckon the most. The thing that's stuck out to me
the most is when there's another person or multiple people
come into the house and there's this desire to try
and find something on TV. Every time there's another person,
it's tougher by the numbers. So someone wants to watch
Stuart Little because it brings back great memories of their childhood.
(12:06):
Someone else wants Maths, someone else's guard how about White Lotus?
And invariably, when you're trying to please everyone, why do
you end up on an escape to the country or
or what's that thing antiques roadshow or something like that
on the digital channels. But it is good having family
and seeing family together again. Yeah, very sweet. More more podcasts.
(12:29):
So I can't believe you can bet on which which
cardinal is going to be the Pope? What are you
really losing? You know if you put your money on
the wrong cardinal? Right, do you have to go and
confess a confessional.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
I'll get your money back if they make sure the
smoke comes out, you know, before halftime. And yeah, all
the little different variations of batting that you can have
these days.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Absolutely, Yeah, maybe I was going on there whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
The mate's packed?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah, a place can you get? Can you get place?
Do you find out the final vote?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Do you get Pepact. There's only one winner.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, there is only one winners, no prize for a second.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
All right, So it's all happening at the Vatican in
the sixteenth Chapel. As I'm still having a hard time
coming to terms with the girl on Maths who talked
about the sixteenth Chapel.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
That's so funny, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Well, it would be.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Very busy. It is the fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I fluctuate between my head off and crying like a baby.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Not the fourteenth Chapel.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Just keep going, steenth Chapel. Hanna Sinclair is Channel nine's
correspondent joining us from the Vatican City. Hannah, good morning.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
It is mourning for us anyway.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Gosh, how many people are how many media are a
tear right now over there?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Ah, it is pretty chaotic over here, guys. I think
they've said that there's about four thousand journalists currently in Zome.
The world's media has descended on Rome and with the cardinals.
It was the last time everyone got to sort of
ask their questions to them. Today and that the press
(14:23):
packs you'll see on the news, you know, dozens, it's
not almost one hundred journalists. Cameramen, you know, crowding these
cardinals as they're sort of having their last few hours
of freedom before they of course get locked in the
Sisteine Chapel for the conways.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Right, So they're saying the biggest conclave ever hand, I mean,
how many cardinals have gathered.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
So there's one hundred and thirty three cardinal electives that
are of course under the age of eighty that will
be going in to take part in the conclave, and
only one of them, of course will emerge, is the
two hundred and sixty seventh Hope. There's a few favorites,
but as they say with conclaves, you know that the
favorites a lot of the time actually don't end up
(15:07):
being the pope. So there's some on the conservative side,
there's some on the progressive side. There's one in particular,
Lewis Taglay, Cardinal Lewis Taglay, who they've accessionately coined the
Asian Francis, so he's got similar sort of views and
operating style to of course the late Pope Francis. He's
(15:31):
a favorite amongst they're also Cardinal Pietro Carolyn, who was
Pope Francis, is second in charge, if you will, he's Italian,
so you know, he he's sort of been around the
traps a long time. And he's another he's another contender.
But it's one of those things where they're all saying,
(15:53):
as we ask them, or who you know, who's it
going to be? And they they're all saying, we don't know,
you know, you don't know. And you get in there.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
Is it like a private kind of vote? Is it
a bit like being in a court room where they
count them up and say, no, we've got to go again.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I mean, how how does it work?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Oh, it's you know, it's a very ancient and secret process.
They've effectively transformed as Sistine Chapel into a bunker. They
have put sharing devices in there, no so they can't yet,
no phone. It's a complete technological blackout. You know, even
the staff that are working there, there's about one hundred,
(16:35):
you know, cleaners, books, doctors. They aren't even going to
be able to contact their families the whole time they're
in there, because yeah, that's it. So it's is. Yeah,
it's a very secret process. And once they're in there,
they you know, cast their ballots. The ballots get counted
(16:55):
for there to be a new pope they have they
have to have two thirds of the vote, so in
this case it's that's eighty nine votes. Someone needs to
get to their composte.
Speaker 7 (17:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then of course they burned the ballots.
Speaker 6 (17:11):
And if they don't have a pope, it's the black smoke.
If we do have a pope, it's that white smoke.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
And I believe that chemicals.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Just to make sure there's no confusion, because once there
was a bit of confusion.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
They were like, is that white? We can't work it out,
what's going on with I.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Read today that back in the thirteenth century there was
a conclave that lasted two.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Years and nine months.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I don't think that will be the case. They usually
last what about four days?
Speaker 6 (17:39):
Hannah, Yeah they yeah, Well, guys, check making on me
in that three years time that's the case, because I
could will be at Rome. So no, I don't think
that'll be the case. The average is three days, but
in recent times it's been even less than that, so
it's been you know, hours on occasion. So yeah, so
(18:05):
well everyone's saying they're thinking.
Speaker 7 (18:08):
It's going to be two days, okay, yeah, well yeah,
and you know, there's this sort of rhetoric around that
if they don't make a decision quickly, it almost suggests
there's division, and they obviously are going to want to
portray that to the world.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
You would imagine, yeah, you would imagine those conversations are
being had behind closed doors to make sure that, you know,
people are starting to be on the same page. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Yeah, yeah, And we've just had the federal election here
and that no, not the Vatican.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
We've just had the federal election, and that what you know.
Of course, the white paper with the white ballot paper
was you need a tree for each of those, for
each of us. But I believe that the ballot paper
is tiny, that these these cardinals are filling out. Do
you know much about the technical side of that, the.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Technical side of the paper? I mean, I don't have
big back then to me to measurement. That's what you're after?
Is that what you're after?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
No, I just said you knew much more about how
intricate it was because it sounds tiny.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well it's just yeah, they well they
write their names obviously on the on the ballot. I'm
not their name who they hope yeah, and then h yeah,
it gets counted and then those ballots get burned in
a stove, and that's stove and the chimney attached to the
Sistine Chapel that get get that gets brought in. That's
(19:34):
not there all the time. So that has actually been
brought in and that has been set up in the
past few days in preparation for this, which actually a
lot of people are quite surprised, but I was when
I went into the Sistine Chapel. I yeah, like many people,
was like, oh, there's a stove, but yeah, it's not
in there. It's not in there all the time. Yes,
(19:57):
of course, so that's all been brought in, and yeah,
nice learned to get those chemicals added their different chemicals,
as you guys rightly pointed out, to make to make
sure that those colors are very obvious, because I think
I must have seen the same coverage that you were referencing,
but especially at the night time. At night time, it
(20:19):
can be very hard to tell, and it will be
interesting being here to see how obvious it is, or
if it is hard to see initially what color it is,
if it's until it really turns white, it.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
Will be interesting.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's a bit of a once in a lifetime opportunity, really,
Hannah to be there for this.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I reckon and.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You will have all the updates in Channel nine's news
at six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Thanks guys, the Sure Report.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
On ninety six ever.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
Amie Lee Wood, who played Chelsea in the recent series
of The White Lotus, opened up about her reaction to
that Saturday Night Live parody of her teeth on the
Blue not Red carpet at the Met Gali yesterday. Amy
reportedly was not happy when they took the mickey out
of her teeth, but she says reports of her reaction
are greatly exaggerated.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
We all got very out of control. I mean, I
just thought.
Speaker 8 (21:18):
My whole thinking was I could either say something because
I saw it, people were angry about it, and I
thought I could either say something and just have it
be said. And then I went spiral inwardly and like
feel terrible about myself, but I'll.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Just say something really simple and balanced.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
And then next minute it was like the whole world
and then it was like Amy Good crying on the street.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Over the snl skit. I wasn't crying about the snl skit.
It was praying about something completely unrelated. But it all
got quite out of control.
Speaker 2 (21:48):
She also says she loved working with Walter Goggins, who
played Rick and with whom she's supposedly not on good
terms at all, although I noticed they didn't post for
any picks together and she walked She walked the carpet
with Patrick Swarts and Nature. Rumors are doing the rounds
that Timothy chala May is going to make a surprise
appearance at Glastonbury to do a Bob Dylan set chala
(22:10):
May received a lot of praise for playing Bob in
a Complete Unknown, earning a Bafter nod and eight Oscar nominations.
The film saw chala May perform some of Dylan's biggest
hits himself rather than mind them. Glastonbury is at the
end of next month. If you haven't seen The Studio
on Apple TV yet, have you seen the Studio, Well
put it on your list.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
It's a ripper.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
It's about an embattled Hollywood studio head struggling to balance
corporate demands with his own passion for producing quality films.
And good news, it's just been renewed for season two.
The star starded cast includes Seth Rogan, As said studio
head Catherine O'Hara, who I Love, and Brian Cranston.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
And then it.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Features a slew of guest stars as themselves, So there's
like Martin Scorsese and Charlie's Theron, and Ron Howard and
Olivia Wilde and Steve Bisceumi. It kind of you know,
it goes between the two worlds of sounds great straight.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Up drama and you know, anyway, I recommend it.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Also, a new photo book paying is paying tribute to
David Bowie Outside the Frame, which is being released this October,
will feature photos of Bowie taken by his longtime friend
photographer Philip Oliak. The one hundred and fifty page book
will show different Bowie eras, plus intimate moments backstage and
at home. It looks like a beautiful book.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
It'll be out in October.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
So many photos of David Bowie, so much footage what
we saw in such.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
A great subject for a photographer, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
And never boring because it's changed so often? Yeah, never changing?
More cleazy, more podcasts soon.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Do I have to Why are you making me? You know,
I don't like to talk about this sort of thing.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
You don't want to do it?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
No?
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Okay? So new footage showing a morning visitor creeping up
for a driveway of another home for leaving a nasty
surprise has surfaced. A second victim has come forward. I
have to seven News revealed on Monday that the dog
walker wanted to use a driveway as their bathroom. We
heard about the poo jogger before. Is this a copycat poo?
Speaker 3 (24:09):
This is a copycat jog.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
On April thirty, another woman was caught by an Adelaide
residence CCTV camera leaving a nasty surprise by their game.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Now here's my question. Are they both women?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
I believe so.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
This disturbs me even more.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I believe the original poo.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Jogger, Well yeah, and the original original yeah jogger was
a woman as well.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, a female. There word defecates in the script in
the press release the footage showing separate people doing their business.
Now people get angry and say, I'm going to post
footage of this. Sure enough, there is a bit of
footage going out there to well, not name, but shame.
And you would imagine as I say that, I think
this person's a bit sick. I don't know what their
problem is and why are they doing this, I'm thinking, well,
(24:51):
at least they're regular.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I think this person was given forty eight hours to
come back and clean up. I mean, really, are you
going to leave it for forty eight hours?
Speaker 1 (24:59):
You're going to come back the doggie bag for your
own pooh plastic bag. Maximum penalty for this it is
two hundred and fifty dollars. However it could be more
with the other fee that goes on top.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
But the issue, what is an expiation fee?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
That's if the poop has dried so it's easy to
pick up, you have to pay more. I have no idea.
I have no idea what that word means. Expiation fee
sounds like some kind of disease. But yeah, so this
does upset people, of course, and when you've got footage years,
you know, you can solve the crime a lot more easily,
and especially when it comes to shaming people, not naming,
but embarrassing them.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
So bizarre wrong with you? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I can't even go in a public toilet, let alone
someone's driveway.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah yeah. At home, well it's a problem. If you're
on the road in you're three hours from home, I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Well, this is why I don't eat before a road trip.
I'm not putting myself in a position where I'm going.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
To need to you to work for that process.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, I don't drink on the plane.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
I don't try to avoid any situation where I'll have
to get up and use something public.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
So if you're driving back from not weird.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
And it's not a problem, but it's just what I am.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
You just would never squat in the bush squatting a bush.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
No, I would not squat in the bush.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Oh the Pooh Walker, pooh strawler. All right, what have
you seen on your CCTV or anyone you know he has
done that. It could be a business or it could
be the ones at home, because you do see a
lot of stuff going on.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
I don't say business. Sorry, yeah we will.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
I see it on our you know, facebook page, my
community facebook page. People love to post what their camera
caught on our text. Soone said, I came home one
day and there was a human feces on.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
My front door. Bat The night before I had asked.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Some kids that lived in the street to stop using
my yard as their playground.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Oh, not hard to figure out who did it. They
didn't even they didn't even put it in a paper
bag and send it on fire.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
The old days, the old straightforward poovenge.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Anyway, this person through the whole match in the bin, as.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Of course they have moved. You're going to wash that thing.
It's a rank. Let's get a secret harbor.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Hello, buzz hi guys.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
Yeah, good macke, what do you go for it spotted
on that camera.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
I'm a little concerned. I'm found my PTSD about this
saw flashing.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Back to the abit.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
I got a bit and my mom came over from Sydney.
I live in Birth obviously, yes, she's eighty plus and
I'm a ales wrapped so a lot of them. At
the time. My territory was out around Boddington containing so
mum subsisted she come out in the road trip with
me this day. So I just want to get out
(27:43):
and seem so there we go, and then we're getting
past Boddington. Then we started hanging up towards Williams. In
between Boddington Williams and she had to go to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Oh ye, well, oh my god.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
And when they have to go, they have to go.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, it's time hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
And when an eighty year old Scott and you find
that's well, Unfortunately there wasn't one. There's we're in farmland.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
I wouldn't wish they had.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Been dwelling up, and I wish it was a tree.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
This is open.
Speaker 4 (28:15):
We are sheep and wheat country, right, Not a single tree.
We've had to pull over, and it's it's not even
so bad that it's a mate or our friend's mom,
but once your mum and she's had to open the
doors and sort of squat on the side of the road.
So I've got to look. I'm trying not to look
(28:37):
in the rear vision mirrors. That's freaking company and all,
and all of a sudden you can see this big
stream of WeGo pass my door.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
It's so hard to go with the sheep watching you.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
It gets worse because for some unknown reason, there was
nothing on the road in four truck semi trailers come past.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Terrific.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah for taking them on that road trip.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Much more comfortable with mat but yeah, yeah, will Poppy
back into therapy.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Thanks Marion import Kennedy.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
What got caught?
Speaker 9 (29:28):
Good morning the other morning and the other up afternoon.
I was at work, minding my own business, working away,
and I'm going to learn on my phone, my doorbell,
camera's going off. That's all right, check it. There's my
best mate, her mum and dad at my place pulling
faces at my camera and then her mother flashes me
(29:49):
no yeah yeah, and then they go into my house
and I've got a fur boat. So they decided to
add out to the furby pulling faces, doing weird things
and everything else. And I wasn't going to past on
Facebook and I thought, now what did that know?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Just a flash so they were just passing black.
Speaker 9 (30:12):
I've seen more from mother.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
And I never know.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
It's probably not a good thing. Yeah, that's that's funny
places and they've obviously got a key.
Speaker 9 (30:22):
The best they go, they're going to pick up my
dog for a playdate, whether.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
It might have Yeah, David in Fremantle, what what did
you capture on camera?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (30:38):
Well, I'm a member of our little country flying club
and somebody decided they'd put a security camera in the
hangars because you know, they worried people who'd interfere with it.
So Country Guiding Club the crop dust airplane is for
telling the guiders up and put a security camera in.
Within a week we caught somebody taking their girlfriend out
(30:59):
there throwing them on the wing of the glider and
giving it.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Oh there you Goes puts the sinkly gave them the plane. Yeah, refueling.
What happens on the stays in the hangar.
Speaker 10 (31:15):
We took the vision to the local police and they
recognized the car straight away.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
It's like a horny biggles.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh darling, I'm a pilot.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I'm a pilot, show.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You my hangar. We're lucky didn't work at the hospital
telling them he was a doctor. Wow, that's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
Flaps down landing, Dave.
Speaker 10 (31:41):
Fantastic.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
So I heard Smiley mentioned this the other morning. The
Eater Aquard meteor shower is on this week. It's been
on every morning if you've been able to get up
and watch, but early risers are in for a treat Tomorrow.
That's when one of the best meteor showers we get
in the Southern Hemisphere. We will peak prior to dawn
(32:03):
tomorrow Thursday, maybe eighth, So the shower is visible from
anywhere in Australia. If you know where to look, you
might catch up to twenty two meteors an hour. In fact,
we are listed as the spot that's going to get
the most per hour tomorrow when it peaks here. This
year is a particularly good year to see it because
(32:23):
the moon isn't visible when the meteors streak across the sky. Obviously,
the best way to see it is to get to
as dark a location as you can. Don't watch it
from Langley par.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Lights on Don't line.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
You're back in Langley Park and they go, I'm in
for a treat here if possible, you know, I mean,
I know it's the middle of the night and all.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
It's a lot to ask.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
But if you're really keen and maybe on holiday if possible,
get away from the city a bit and you'll see
it better.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
The equator it's aqua d's I should say, ramp up
over a few weeks from late April every year and
then taper off until it's over in late May.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
So what time you ask?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Between three am and five am our time is the
best time to see the meteors. A couple of hours
before dawn is always the best perfect for us. So,
as I said, without the bright moon, which can sometimes
get in the way of things, it'll be easier. So
I mean, we're that's we're driving to work at that time, three.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
And good night, So focused.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I guess very I mean for a very lit up
area we tend to.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
But for people who are into this lose. This is
like you yesterday with a met gala ball or ro
or oscars. This is your that's your Christmas.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
This is there, Chrissy, I remember late eighties. I think
it would have been nineteen eighty nine. I remember lying
in a park in lead of All and seeing the
aurora borrow borealis borealis, and it's a bit like a
bit like our version of the Northern Lights.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, I love the sound of that.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Australish is it? Okay?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Well that was it anyway?
Speaker 1 (34:14):
Very cool? What was Australia? I guess, well, you're lying
in Lake Mango, do you reckon or next to Lake Mongro?
Should say no?
Speaker 2 (34:19):
It was the back of where I lived in Burke
Street behind there.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Cool. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Crazy and Lisa
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