⚡MINI: " Hayley, What's Wrong With You??" Max Calls Out Weird Social Media Behaviour!

Love has no limits, even when it comes to our furry friends. This candid conversation between Hayley & Max explores just how far some pet owners will go to treat their dogs like family.

Treat your furry friend like family and tune in to hear this lighthearted look at pet parenthood. You'll never look at your own pup the same way again!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well of truth. We ask each other questions that have
to be answered truthfully.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Usually it's oh, what was the worst thing that ever
happened to you?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
All the craziest time? Hailey? My question today is a
lot simpler, it's a lot broader. What the hell is
wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Mates? What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What do you mean? What is wrong with me? A
lot of things here.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
I am on my phone having a doom scroll, going
through Instagram, clicking on stories.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Oh what's Burgo up to with his daughter? What's Hailey
up to? Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Hailey filming our dogs? I like our dogs. Let me
turn the sound up for this one. Let me turn
the sound up for this weirdness much.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
We have something to tell you, darling Margie.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
You've got your period. You're going to be a woman,
just like you're Peggy. You're going to be a woman,
and you've got your period.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You've got your period.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
That's forty three year old adult woman.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Babygerine talking to a what one year old dog?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
No, she's eight months old? Oh of course, sorry, she's
eight months. No, we had a big deal last week.
This is big in my family.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You know that I have two boxer dogs and I'm
obsessed with them like they're my daughters.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
He's a thirty two week old.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Yes she is.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, and my husband took Marge to the vet because
she had a few things that were just happening.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It was a bit weird.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Anyway, I was sitting on the end of my bed
and he came into the bedroom and I thought it
was gonna tell me something really like full on. And
he touched my leg and he said, baby, ah, my
little girl's turning into a woman. And I was like,
what are you talking about. He goes, Marge's got a period.
She's getting a period, my little baby girl. When they're

(01:57):
dogs and they don't know what, they get so self conscious.
And Peggy had hers and this is my older dog and.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I went for three weeks.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Yeah, and this is the thing that female dogs go through.
And then what you get them?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah, you get them so they can't have babies, but
you can't let them out in any men because they
sniff them out.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Of course, now this happens to all female dogs, and
all female dog owners would have seen this. Not all
female dog owners would have jumped on Instagram and put
on a baby voice to declare to their dog and
the world that she was having her first period.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I think it's weird that people don't do that. You do,
You know what you really think is the weird thing is.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Look at their animals as just they're a pets. She's
not my pets, she's my daughter. Do anything for her.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, you look after it, jump on the gram and go, oh,
my little babies having her period?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
You are You don't do that with Morris? No, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Your wife would she be like that? Does she talk
to Morris like he's a human?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Perhaps in the comfort of our own home, not on Instagram?
To what? Two people don't care what think?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Baby talk? Though.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
You dress them up and you fully treat them.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Like there's a chair in your house they're not supposed
to sit on, and they sit on it and no
one else can sit on it because they sit on.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It a solo dog chair.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Dog chair.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
No, it's odd chair. But when I put a special
rug on it, they're allowed suit on it. And when
they sit on it where not the humans aren't allow
to sit on it.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Look, I love my dog it's a chair. I get it.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
I have a lot of things for my dog and
a lot of special things, but it was just if
this was the first time, I was like, Oh, Hailey's
probably crossed the line with the weirdness here.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Nah, there's no line with me. And I think there's
other people out there that love their dog so much
that they treat them like a human.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
If you like, can you call? How far do you
go for your dog? Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I made a special video for my dog March. She
just got a period and I told her I sat
her down like I would.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I don't have daughters, It's all I have.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I don't get to have the period chat because I
don't have actual daughters, but I do have dog daughters.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, you have the period chat with your thirty two
week old box a dog.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
I'm gonna go and get her some little pads.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
There was a car coming and your dog was in
front of the car. You know what I would do?
What would you do?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
I would run to save my dog.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
I wouldn't you got don't.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I wouldn't think about it. I love her so much.
I would do anything for anyone that I love. Not
you two, but I would my family