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October 1, 2025 11 mins

Hayley & Max share the items they have accidentally snuck through security at the airport!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Mix one O two point three. Good Morning, Adelaide, Haley
and Max in the morning. Let's do this Hailey hand matches.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yes, world famous Fall.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Mixed one or two point three.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
If these wolves could talk, we would be in a
lot of trouble.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You and I we are in the wall of truth.

Speaker 5 (00:37):
You are, Max, and I'm going to ask your deep
personal question that you have to answer.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Honestly, we do this every day. Here's your question.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Have you ever snuck something through airport security?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Mister goody two shoes.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
The first one that comes to mind is I went
to Japan when I was younger, very lucky, and I
came back with a key ring that was a samurai sword,
and I was like, this is awesome for wann a
samurai sad that got stopped at security because you can't
have a Samurai sword on the plane.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I was like, I've yep, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Recently, I went to Melbourne for a wedding and I
didn't have any I only had carry on and the
wedding was cocktail with a touch of class as the theme.
My touch of class that I went for.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Was a cane. I was like, this is funny. Looked
like a.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Cane sky old bloke with this man.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, I rocked up with a cane, which I couldn't
fit in a bag obviously, And as I was standing
there at security, the lady waved me straight through because
she's like, oh, he needs a cane. They didn't scan
the cane or anything, so I had to essentially limp
through security because I was like, well, I've got it now,
I'm gonna pretend but I need this.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Oh my god, she thought you needed the cane?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Did you do?

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Do you like what you needed it?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah, So I'd put on a little limp as I
went through security, like why I need this cane as part.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Of my outfit. Let's let's turn it up. Oh my god,
that's not exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Snuck something through, but it's sneaking reasons for having it.
But this runs a little bit in the family, to
be honest, all of my families. My father in law
was recently on a plane and he had a quite
large caliber bullet from a rifle that he was like,
this is going to look cool on my desk at home.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Or whatever, and it was a live bullet. No one
picked up on. Oh my god, had it new carry on?
He's like, God, I didn't even knowize I heard that
might carry on.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I would stop with suppositories because they had bullets.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
But the big one, and probably the godfather of my family,
my Italian grandfather, Ferrico. Grandpa fred Fred came to and
from Australia and Italy a bunch of times. They moved
out here, like end of the Second World War pretty much.
And as they started to fly more, he started to

(02:43):
bring more and more things over and there was no
airport security. So Fred some of his great highlights broad
pasta maker because you got to have the og.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
It's Italian.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, from the village. Bought the metal pass to maker
on the plane. By the way, this isn't in carry on.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
How did he do that?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
He had a big coat.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
The big coat was also used to bring in fruit trees,
not seeds, trees already grown trees like fifty hundred centimeters.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
In those days, we have loc at trees.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Mum's got Mum and Dad have got one in their
backyard that's come from Italy, and the last one that
still gets a run in our house and I can't
believe anyone let him take this through security.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Dad used it the other day. It still works. He
bought a petrol.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Motor pump that would be probably eight to ten kilos
like this big. He had this big coat because he's like,
I need a pump back in Australia. I don't want
to buy when I've got one here in Italy. I'm
going to bring it back with me after this holiday.
So he has traveled all the way from Italy to
Australia with his coat in a ball and eight to
ten kilo petrol motor pump underneath his eye.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Got no one to stop him.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Get caught in security when you're walking through those things.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Before two thousand and one, people could do anything on planes.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
We god, I love your Italian grandfather. That is excellent.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
There's a whole bunch of things that have been snuck
through security by me and my family.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
Is it a petrol pump? Let him through to Puerto Rico?

Speaker 2 (04:08):
WI us a ring?

Speaker 1 (04:09):
What have you snuck onto a plane? We'd love to
hear from you. I'd love to hear from someone in
airport security about the things.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Dame, what have you seen?

Speaker 2 (04:16):
We'll take your calls. Next with Haley Max on Mixed
one of two point three Mix one oh two point
three Hailey and Max in the morning.

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Learning about the dodgy Burford family.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You're no no, yeah, he is technically no no. We
called him grandpa grandpa no no.

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Thenk he he left Italy and what did you do
on the plane? What'd you take with him?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
A whole bunch of times he's gone back and forth
from Italy.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
There's been all sorts of seeds, fruit trees that have
come back under a jacket, a pasta maker came back
under a jacket, and a petrol motor pump that he
carried all the way from Italy back to out last.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
I love this.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Have you ever snucked something through airport security?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Robin? And glenelg has snuck something through? What'd you sneak? Robin?

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I had to do it because you know, you do
anything for your kids, right. I was away and it
was their birthday and I've always wanted this thing. So
I brought back two little turtles from Adelaide to live turtles,
live turtles, which put them in my pocket in my jacket.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Turtles need to be in water or anything.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
You know, they breathe air very fine. And I checked
with the pet saw that I bought them from at
Glennel and we planned it and we had wet wet
tissues and we made sure they had plenty of air
and they were all hydrated. And I went to the
ladies room in the in the airline on the flight
and we you know, let them have a little swim
and milsanitized the basin so that no one was affected

(05:38):
by it. But you know, but you do anything for
your kids for their birthday.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Right especially you missed it, and you missed it. You
missed it.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Yeah, but they didn't have the same turtles where these
were long neck. My friend on the same flight a
children's python in her bra bra.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Hang on, you've got friends that are taking snakes on planes.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Samuel L. Jackson having an absolute fit this right now.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
God, come on, would have died sitting next to you.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Well, thank you.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Does this mean that airport security aren't doing their job?

Speaker 6 (06:16):
It was a long It was a long time before,
like you know, you got checked in and X rayed
and there's no there was no scanning back to those days.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
I had it with these sneaks.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
That's you Robin. That's everyone's sitting around you on the plates.
Thank you for sharing.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Nikki in t Tree Gully.

Speaker 7 (06:34):
This was about thirty years ago. I was traveling up
to Cans, probably one of my very first flights to
visit my then father in law, and he had a
thing for bung fritz. So I bought this fritz and
I wrapped it in my carry on because God didn't
know if I was glowed to take food, so I
was potentially sneaking on food. But as I went through

(06:54):
airport security in Sydney, they said it was a potential bomb,
so I got I got pulled aside and my bag
got opened. And yeah, because the three pieces of fung
fruits obviously looked like a bomb, the hell did.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
You get in trouble? Nikki? Were you allowed to keep
the fruits?

Speaker 7 (07:12):
They gave me a laugh, and obviously yes, I was
allowed to keep the fruits, and my father in law
got his fruits because they cut bearing cans only had
dibbon or something.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Yeah, so you keep theirself cool and look so much.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
That's that's for.

Speaker 5 (07:26):
About Oh my god, I love this story already and
she hasn't even spoken a word yet.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
Courtney, what happened. It was my dad who did it.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
My auntie's a very good cook and took him a
fruitcake with special ingredients for birthday.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
A fruitcake with some special ingredients. Now what are we talking?
What sort of special ingredients?

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Courtney?

Speaker 8 (07:45):
Something hurt?

Speaker 9 (07:46):
Oh my god, I love that.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
It was a hashcake.

Speaker 8 (07:48):
It was a total hashcake. And it was shaped in
the shape of a marijuana leaf and the shape of
the leaf him, he just put it in a container
and put it in his bag on the plane. He
didn't think anyone would recognize.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yet picked up. Was it all good? You got through? Fine?

Speaker 9 (08:06):
Got through fine?

Speaker 8 (08:07):
We told him he wasn't.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
He was doing wrong, said kick on, Courtney, your dad
is a drug smuggler.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
This is so good. I can't believe how many people
are call it.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (08:20):
We have so many dodgy listeners. I love it.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Mixed one O two point three Haley and Max in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
What do you sneak through airport security? We were discussing
that in the Wall of Truth. Long story short, my
grandfather has snuck in. He did sneak in all sorts
of things when he went back and forward from Italy.
He just a not a Dahlian man and his coat
snuck in things like seeds, fruit trees, a pasta maker
because you can't trust the ones you buy in Australia,

(08:46):
and keetrol motor pump, which still runs today that dad
still uses.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Turns out there's a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
I think ninety of mixed listeners have smuggled something through
an airport security.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Billy, an encounterbait has called in what was in your bag?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
I once accidentally flew with a handful of.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Live shot gun bullets, unknowing how that happened. My parents
have a farm and we were out clay shooting, and
somehow they made their way into my bag and I
forgot to take them out. And a week later, midflight,
I went to pull out what I thought was a
lipstick and it was some live ammunition.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Can that blow up?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Apparently under enough pressure and they can explode.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yeah, that's all right. Those high pressurized tubes that would
fly through the air aren't pressure, oh Billy, so to say.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
I kept it to myself for the rest of the flight.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
And yeah, but bakes feels Sarah and Golden Grove, what
happened to your dad?

Speaker 6 (09:45):
So he needs to go all the tiski a stuffs
in Greece from the UK twice a year, and every
time he would be a hot cooked year off.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Back from my brother. It happened and not go off.

Speaker 6 (09:59):
I really don't know, but my brother used to a
little bit when you picked people at the airport.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh my god, Sarah, I take a like I could
buy a euro in North Adelaide after work here and
get to my house four minutes away and be like devastated,
how sogy it is. And he's flying with itzek the
pit of bread, no structural integrity, and the meat would
be off.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
He was so proud of it that you could do it.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh that is so funny. I love this, Thank you
so much, Sarah. I gotta say Euroses do taste better
in Greece. So yeah, E in Athens is like in Greece.
Yeah that's not not in the UK.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
From Greece.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Alana in Rosewater and what happened.

Speaker 9 (10:42):
Many means ago I tried to bring in a cow's
head in from.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
BALI please explain what a cow.

Speaker 9 (10:51):
It makes me really sad because I'm a vegetarian now
and I don't know why I tried. You know, those
ornamental ones that kind of look pretty, the girl with
the big horns.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Oh yeah, like a painted skull or something.

Speaker 9 (11:02):
Yeah, kind of. We ended up having to take it
through customs, and when they opened the the bag, these
flies came out of it.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
So are you talking like a real head that's been
preserved or something?

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Not like no, no, no, like the skull of it,
just enough enough meat on the bones for the flies
to still.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Be Apparently, apparently what goes through your mind going oh, yeah,
this will be fine.

Speaker 9 (11:30):
I don't know. I was a lot younger back then
and a lot sillier.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
What were you going to do with a cow's head?

Speaker 9 (11:35):
Put it on the wall?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Fine decor? Is in your house? That a cow's head
was going to be a good idea?

Speaker 9 (11:41):
None of that now, I don't know. It was a
long time ago. I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
No, no, thank you for sharing. The hell, my grandfather's
not on his own
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