May 5, 2025 • 5 mins
Adelaide has a new Poo Jogger!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You think that's a dilemma.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What about the lady that's just done a big pooh
on someone's driveway.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I don't know if that's a dilemma.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's something seriously awful.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, we've got a driveway a driveway defecator. Sorry if
you're eating your breakfast right now. We have seen stories
of poo joggers previously around Australia. We have our very
own up in Kensington Gardens right now.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Lardi dar Leafy, Kensington Gardens.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's a lovely part of Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Someone has gone for the walk, gone into a driveway,
done a poop and then left left.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
They left the evidence there and the people who own
the house have got cameras. They have caught the person
dropping off their business in the driveway on camera and
they have put signs up on Glenburn Road in Kensington
Gardens saying this to the lady who defecated on our
driveway at approximately seven point fifteen this morning while walking
(00:58):
your dog. You will record it on our security cameras
defecating on our private driveway. We have clear video footage
of the incident. You have forty eight hours to return
and properly clean up your mess. If not, we will
have no choice but to circulate the photos from the
footage to identify you.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Please do the right.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Please do it go back, because those photos will go everywhere.
You'll be all over the news seven ten nine, we'll
all be sharing it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Don't do it because I want to see who you are.
I want the photos leaked. Part of me is a
little bit worry.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Like the first thing I thought of was my mum
and dad live in that area and.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
They've got weak out. My mom doesn't have a dog.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But imagine if it was someone that was just so
busting to go to the toilet, and when you know
that moment where you're like, I actually can't hold it,
I can't hold it anymore. I get that, and they
just needed to get it out.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
At the very least. You have to cleaning.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But how do you clean it up? What are you
going to clean up with? She should have dog bag,
shouldn't she? She had a dog?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, she could have picked up her human bags.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We want to get it out really fast, move on
like fast. It's either that or it's the person knows
who lives there.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Ah little revenge poo, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Like it's an X or something and you're like this,
she'll get you show.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's me dropping my dacks. We had.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
When I mum and Dad's house. Around the corner from
that there was a lane that like just for walking.
You couldn't drive a car up at real skinny and
I Reckon twenty nineteen, just after I moved out of home,
there was a person that was doing poos in the lane.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What Yeah, how do you know it was a person?
What's the difference between human poo and dog?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You've picked up enough dog pood to probably see this.
There can be size differences.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Not really as in the way it forms.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know what you mean. Yeah, humans, yeah, eat more. Yeah,
but it's also gross.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Who goes into a lane and goes to the toilet?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Go to the toilet? This could be a thing for
some people. It's just what they're into.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Someone called us, yes, Blaster in Salisbury, North, I don't
have it open.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So you tell me, Blaster, have you got a story
about this to say that you are the pooper?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I'm not the pooper. We were having a house build
back in two thousand and two and my husband and
the builders weren't using the toilet that was provided on site,
so they were just crapping behind the shed.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh why, why why do people think it's okay to
do this? You're not a dog?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, I don't know. We didn't discover it until after handover,
so you know, we complained to the builder and they
literally denied it. They said, prove it. We couldn't prove it,
so we had to clean up the mess.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What do you mean you couldn't prove it. Wasn't it
just a pile of poop?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, there was, but.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Paper and all exactly. This is where I was going
to go.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My thing here is surely pull up your dacks after
doing a poo and not using toilet paper is one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Of the grossest, grossest things that a human can do.
It can't be more gross.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So these blokes in your house, we're taking a roll
of toilet paper and just doing it standing up.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And the house the house was under construction, so there
wasn't they provided their own toilet paper. They were just
going behind the shed standing up.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We are all adults here. This is so gross.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why do you think it's okay to just do that?
Not in a toilet? Yeah, like this, there's so many
public toilets around.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And then the builders provided a toilet on site.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, they've got the porter poo.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Someone one of the one of the big builders, probably
rolling their made his own, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Not excusing, not excusing their behavior, but have you ever
used it on site toilet?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Pretty gross?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Thank you last appreciate the call.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Please dig a hole. Come on, dig a hole and
then cover it
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Up and when you care about in the medium's ripping,
Kensington contains
You think that's a dilemma.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
What about the lady that's just done a big pooh
on someone's driveway.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I don't know if that's a dilemma.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
That's something seriously awful.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Yeah, we've got a driveway a driveway defecator. Sorry if
you're eating your breakfast right now. We have seen stories
of poo joggers previously around Australia. We have our very
own up in Kensington Gardens right now.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Lardi dar Leafy, Kensington Gardens.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's a lovely part of Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Someone has gone for the walk, gone into a driveway,
done a poop and then left left.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
They left the evidence there and the people who own
the house have got cameras. They have caught the person
dropping off their business in the driveway on camera and
they have put signs up on Glenburn Road in Kensington
Gardens saying this to the lady who defecated on our
driveway at approximately seven point fifteen this morning while walking
(00:58):
your dog. You will record it on our security cameras
defecating on our private driveway. We have clear video footage
of the incident. You have forty eight hours to return
and properly clean up your mess. If not, we will
have no choice but to circulate the photos from the
footage to identify you.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Please do the right.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Please do it go back, because those photos will go everywhere.
You'll be all over the news seven ten nine, we'll
all be sharing it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Don't do it because I want to see who you are.
I want the photos leaked. Part of me is a
little bit worry.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Like the first thing I thought of was my mum
and dad live in that area and.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
They've got weak out. My mom doesn't have a dog.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
But imagine if it was someone that was just so
busting to go to the toilet, and when you know
that moment where you're like, I actually can't hold it,
I can't hold it anymore. I get that, and they
just needed to get it out.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
At the very least. You have to cleaning.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
But how do you clean it up? What are you
going to clean up with? She should have dog bag,
shouldn't she? She had a dog?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, she could have picked up her human bags.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
We want to get it out really fast, move on
like fast. It's either that or it's the person knows
who lives there.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Ah little revenge poo, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Like it's an X or something and you're like this,
she'll get you show.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Yeah, yeah, it's me dropping my dacks. We had.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
When I mum and Dad's house. Around the corner from
that there was a lane that like just for walking.
You couldn't drive a car up at real skinny and
I Reckon twenty nineteen, just after I moved out of home,
there was a person that was doing poos in the lane.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
What Yeah, how do you know it was a person?
What's the difference between human poo and dog?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
You've picked up enough dog pood to probably see this.
There can be size differences.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Not really as in the way it forms.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I don't know what you mean. Yeah, humans, yeah, eat more. Yeah,
but it's also gross.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Who goes into a lane and goes to the toilet?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Go to the toilet? This could be a thing for
some people. It's just what they're into.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Someone called us, yes, Blaster in Salisbury, North, I don't
have it open.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
So you tell me, Blaster, have you got a story
about this to say that you are the pooper?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
I'm not the pooper. We were having a house build
back in two thousand and two and my husband and
the builders weren't using the toilet that was provided on site,
so they were just crapping behind the shed.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Oh why, why why do people think it's okay to
do this? You're not a dog?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Yeah, I don't know. We didn't discover it until after handover,
so you know, we complained to the builder and they
literally denied it. They said, prove it. We couldn't prove it,
so we had to clean up the mess.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
What do you mean you couldn't prove it. Wasn't it
just a pile of poop?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, there was, but.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Paper and all exactly. This is where I was going
to go.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
My thing here is surely pull up your dacks after
doing a poo and not using toilet paper is one.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Of the grossest, grossest things that a human can do.
It can't be more gross.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
So these blokes in your house, we're taking a roll
of toilet paper and just doing it standing up.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
And the house the house was under construction, so there
wasn't they provided their own toilet paper. They were just
going behind the shed standing up.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
We are all adults here. This is so gross.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Why do you think it's okay to just do that?
Not in a toilet? Yeah, like this, there's so many
public toilets around.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
And then the builders provided a toilet on site.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, they've got the porter poo.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Someone one of the one of the big builders, probably
rolling their made his own, you know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Not excusing, not excusing their behavior, but have you ever
used it on site toilet?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Pretty gross?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Thank you last appreciate the call.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Please dig a hole. Come on, dig a hole and
then cover it
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Up and when you care about in the medium's ripping,
Kensington contains
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