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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart
app Not a whole lot more that we love on
this show than a wardrobe malfunction. We've got a history
of this. I remember back to Round one in the
AFL this year when the Richmond player Sam Lawler was
playing his very first game and he was celebrating out
(00:30):
on the MCG in front of eighty thousand people and
his snag popped out the bottom of his shorts.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Embarrassing but also hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Funny but embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Looked good. Good for him, Good for him. This one
is significantly worse. So at the moment. There is an
event going on in an athletics event over in the
Czech Republic. It's called the Golden Spike meat where they
have it's a whole bunch of some of the best
athletes in the world. Golden Spike is actually quite an
app name for it really in the four hundred meter hurdles,
(01:03):
which is one of the hardest events anyway. Laically they
do four hundred meter hurdles. Yeah, for the four hundred
meter run by itself is tough enough throwing the hurdles.
It is full lactic acid. You absolutely cook yourself doing that.
You don't need any extra wind resistance. Which is a
shame for American athlete Chris Robinson because as he was
(01:25):
running the four hundred meter hurdles for the entire race,
he spent just with his left hand trying to put
his doodle back in his shorts.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Out the whole time, it's just flopping about.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Kept popping out the bottom of his shorts, and the
commentators it happens so often they couldn't not mention it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does
emerge occasionally. Various parts of their equipment failure can make
it very, very awkward. But that was a stunning effort
to stay out in front. Constant to man handling going
on with the left hand.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But boy, he had just saying in front equipment failure
like full equipment failure.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
But can I just say, first of all, you've run
this race so many times before, why wouldn't you wear
better undies?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
See I don't understand this as someone who granted this
guy is a better athlete than me. It's not up
for debate. But I play football every week in really
short shorts and I wear undies and it's I mean,
he's oh, he is more well and doubt perhaps, but
it's not popping out the bottom of the short.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And then he does a summersault at the end as well.
And look, I'm going to show you all my.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Franken beans because there's a photo of him just laying
face down as he tucks it all away.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like can I say, I don't know. I'm a girl,
I don't have one of these.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
But as as a mom, I think it's a dad's
job to teach their sons how to fold it and
put it in and put it away properly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'd love to hear your opinions on folding it away.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But you know when you see.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
People and they're wearing trap pads or whatever, and you're like,
your mum or your dad never told you how to
fold it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And put it away, like you have to put it
in a certain.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Angle so it's not no one sees it, isn't that?
Did your dad never teach you that?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, my dad. Maybe this is a birth of problem.
Maybe we're just not well enough. In doubt.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I think you need to be teaching your kids how
to put it away, like his dad should have told him.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, so when you're just.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Putting it away, it's how you placed it in your underpants, right,
how does one? Okay, so when we put on a bra,
we'll put it on and we'll adjust and will put
it how it fits properly, right.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So there's no bulge. It all fits nice and snug.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I would suggest, unless you are stimulated, it just hangs down,
maybe slightly to one side or the other.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Put it towards You've got to tuck.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It right now.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You can't tuck if you touch between the legs because
especially an athlete, because he's got he's got big quads,
and it'd just be rubbing like a like getting a
piece of salami and just.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Rubbing your hands, setting it on fire.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't think you're equipped weighing on this conversation at all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And I don't know why man's from the newsroom wants
to jump in.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't know that was the thing that tastes tucking
a thing?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I'm I mean, like, how to put it in your
underpants properly underwear? Because I see everything I've told you
that I accidentally can't help it. But look at crutches and
if you do it in a wrong angle you can
see stuff you don't want to see anything. So his
dad didn't teach him how to put it away properly.
(04:26):
It's just danglished Jim boys.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, but he should. I have thought about that. But
that's it's not my role how to put it away. Yeah,
you can't put it away.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It just is.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Sorryin it just is it's right there.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
If it was workplace, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
If I wasn't going to go to court for it,
I'd show you right now, and it just is there.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
When you put it in your underpants, right do you?
But do you put it like to the side or
up or down? Like that's what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It away?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're if you're maybe an adult movie star that is
significantly well equipped, you could probably throw it to significantly
for a little cinnamon scrolls just sort of sits there
like a like a shrewd poke and it's head out
of ole. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Look, we've got the Katy Perry Firy coming up next,
and the Katy Perry.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Firy has to run, So why don't we ask how
they are keeping there.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yes, I hope the Katy Perry Fairy's dad taught him
how to put it away.
I heard podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart
app Not a whole lot more that we love on
this show than a wardrobe malfunction. We've got a history
of this. I remember back to Round one in the
AFL this year when the Richmond player Sam Lawler was
playing his very first game and he was celebrating out
(00:30):
on the MCG in front of eighty thousand people and
his snag popped out the bottom of his shorts.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yeah, that's so embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Embarrassing but also hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Funny but embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Looked good. Good for him, Good for him. This one
is significantly worse. So at the moment. There is an
event going on in an athletics event over in the
Czech Republic. It's called the Golden Spike meat where they
have it's a whole bunch of some of the best
athletes in the world. Golden Spike is actually quite an
app name for it really in the four hundred meter hurdles,
(01:03):
which is one of the hardest events anyway. Laically they
do four hundred meter hurdles. Yeah, for the four hundred
meter run by itself is tough enough throwing the hurdles.
It is full lactic acid. You absolutely cook yourself doing that.
You don't need any extra wind resistance. Which is a
shame for American athlete Chris Robinson because as he was
(01:25):
running the four hundred meter hurdles for the entire race,
he spent just with his left hand trying to put
his doodle back in his shorts.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Out the whole time, it's just flopping about.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Kept popping out the bottom of his shorts, and the
commentators it happens so often they couldn't not mention it.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Congratulations to Chris Robinson for battling a problem that does
emerge occasionally. Various parts of their equipment failure can make
it very, very awkward. But that was a stunning effort
to stay out in front. Constant to man handling going
on with the left hand.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
But boy, he had just saying in front equipment failure
like full equipment failure.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
But can I just say, first of all, you've run
this race so many times before, why wouldn't you wear
better undies?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
See I don't understand this as someone who granted this
guy is a better athlete than me. It's not up
for debate. But I play football every week in really
short shorts and I wear undies and it's I mean,
he's oh, he is more well and doubt perhaps, but
it's not popping out the bottom of the short.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
And then he does a summersault at the end as well.
And look, I'm going to show you all my.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Franken beans because there's a photo of him just laying
face down as he tucks it all away.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Like can I say, I don't know. I'm a girl,
I don't have one of these.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
But as as a mom, I think it's a dad's
job to teach their sons how to fold it and
put it in and put it away properly.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'd love to hear your opinions on folding it away.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
But you know when you see.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
People and they're wearing trap pads or whatever, and you're like,
your mum or your dad never told you how to
fold it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And put it away, like you have to put it
in a certain.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Angle so it's not no one sees it, isn't that?
Did your dad never teach you that?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
No, my dad. Maybe this is a birth of problem.
Maybe we're just not well enough. In doubt.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I think you need to be teaching your kids how
to put it away, like his dad should have told him.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Okay, so when you're just.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Putting it away, it's how you placed it in your underpants, right,
how does one? Okay, so when we put on a bra,
we'll put it on and we'll adjust and will put
it how it fits properly, right.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
So there's no bulge. It all fits nice and snug.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I would suggest, unless you are stimulated, it just hangs down,
maybe slightly to one side or the other.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Put it towards You've got to tuck.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
It right now.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You can't tuck if you touch between the legs because
especially an athlete, because he's got he's got big quads,
and it'd just be rubbing like a like getting a
piece of salami and just.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Rubbing your hands, setting it on fire.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't think you're equipped weighing on this conversation at all.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
And I don't know why man's from the newsroom wants
to jump in.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
What do you want?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I didn't know that was the thing that tastes tucking
a thing?
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (04:06):
I'm I mean, like, how to put it in your
underpants properly underwear? Because I see everything I've told you
that I accidentally can't help it. But look at crutches and
if you do it in a wrong angle you can
see stuff you don't want to see anything. So his
dad didn't teach him how to put it away properly.
(04:26):
It's just danglished Jim boys.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, but he should. I have thought about that. But
that's it's not my role how to put it away. Yeah,
you can't put it away.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
It just is.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Sorryin it just is it's right there.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
If it was workplace, it wasn't.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
If I wasn't going to go to court for it,
I'd show you right now, and it just is there.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
When you put it in your underpants, right do you?
But do you put it like to the side or
up or down? Like that's what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
It away?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
You're if you're maybe an adult movie star that is
significantly well equipped, you could probably throw it to significantly
for a little cinnamon scrolls just sort of sits there
like a like a shrewd poke and it's head out
of ole. All right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Look, we've got the Katy Perry Firy coming up next,
and the Katy Perry.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Firy has to run, So why don't we ask how
they are keeping there.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yes, I hope the Katy Perry Fairy's dad taught him
how to put it away.
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