July 1, 2025 • 49 mins
FULL SHOW #100:
WE PLAYED THE WALL OF TRUTH WITH KEITH URBAN...UNTIL SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You chance?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is Haley and Max in the Morning. That number one.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh actually sorry, no, that's the rug music three degrees
in Adelaide, Haley Pears and Max Bery. But good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
How do you even get out of bed? How do
you get the motivation to get out and go to
the gym or to walk or do any form of
exercise right now? I don't know how py we do it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I woke up this morning and Eliza, who's back? My
life is back, she said, turns to Hana on now.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, crazy, how is it she's back after a month?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I know it's been a halt minute.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's great. Tell me about the region, like how that
happened at the airport.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Sign We just do to drop off pick up lane,
because who can be by getting out of the car.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
She would have a little bit of her heart. Would
have hoped that you would have been.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
She knows it because we live very close to the airport,
so we've got quite a good system of when one
of us gets back, it's like send a text. That
person gets to the car and it's all very well
tiped you one of.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Those people that will walk from your house with your
suitcases to the airport. You know when you see those people.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When you're driving down airport Road or whatever and they
just got a big suitcase.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's like, mate, just pay six bucks for you. But
it's embarrassing being caught doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What are you doing? You're ruining the wheels on your suitcase. Anyway,
the other part of our system is that she goes
like to the end of the pickup drop off zone
because everyone pulls in at the start.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
So I just cruise up that right hand lane and
then duck in late.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
However, yesterday it was chockers and I was like, the
duck in late's not working. It was stationary, had the
window down. Morris was in the back seat like wow,
hello mom.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, good to see you back.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And then I was like, oh're gonna have to come
back around. So I did, did a laporad block, came
back and go again.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We got it. She's back. She's alive.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
She's alive.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Zah, yeah, yeah, she's ten really good.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah she is, and she's traditionally not someone who gets
overly tanned.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So it's making me. I'm a little bit embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, she got to a spray town today. I'm going
to make it even.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I've tanned my backyard solarium. You would have one of
them there with my guggles.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I used to do that. I regret that so much,
really hilarium. Yeah, so much. Regreat It was back when
before anyone, well I say anyone knew that was bad.
I think we kind of knew, but I was nineteen
and I didn't care so much regret doing it. I
used to do it like once a week before I
go to the hemlock.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, and you just spray tan.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And my husband was like, where are you from? Are
you from an island or something? Why are you always ten?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I didn't realize that I was dating someone from tom.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
All right, Hay thousand dollars, coming up eight o'clock, halium maxism,
no t K Tuesday too gray and coming up, Yes,
get ten questions in sixty seconds. We'll pay you two
thousand dollars. And what happened last night at Katy Perry
when the Katy Perry Fairy came face to face with
Katie Perry.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It is so cool. I'm so proud.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
That's a little video on Instagram Stories at.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
The moment, and it's not got a lot of context,
but you can see the recognition in k as she
flies past, She's.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like, what is that a fairy man?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We'll he that exclusive update at seven ten this morning
and Keith Urban hanging up on Haley and Max hear
that eight.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Halien maxes first cause already we're going to play one
note one der against each other. We just get a
little snippet of the song go head to head tablern
artists first person to buzzy in. But we're playing for
you because someone's winning one hundred dollars Soul Origin voucher.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
We just like to know that other people are awake
with us, because it's very lonely in this studio. It's dark,
it's cold. What is it the temperature in handorff right now? Joel?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh my god, I think I think my left was
about two degrees?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, nice, army two degrees? What do you want so
early for?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I'm already at work.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
So I'm just sitting in the Yeah, yeah, bumber.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So you got your trading boots on.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah company.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Do you get like a little thrill when you clean
out of pipe, like you get all this gross stuff
out of there?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Not really do.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Do you get love cleaning out you clean up?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I did the other day.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I got a whole I actually took a photo for you,
a clump of hair like it was like the size
of a small baby's head hair, And it's so satisfying.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Call from Haley. Don't go to that house, Karen. I'm
playing for you, Karen. Are you up early for any
particular piping reason or I definitely.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Know piping, but I'm including to Luke.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, okay, where do you work?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I work at Cold Good on you. Thank you for
doing what you do. All right, let's play this game.
We are going to do our best.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So can you fix your phone line please? All right,
here we go. First song.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Satellites in the eighties. Definitely the eighties. I should know this.
This is hard.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I remember that bit.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I know that bit.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's like something from the Goonies or something. Oh, this
is it by I know the name of the song.
I don't even know the song.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Alive that's half of it. Yeah, I've wanted dead.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Alive, Bye Bye rad.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh it's an old rocker points I know, yeah, job
John Hi hate you.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Wonderful Oasis.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I lined up. I slept over night to get to
get to see Oasis but back in my ninety five
and then make cancels their show this root. They're coming
to Adelaide the com Sydney. Yeah, but then I come
to Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You're not going out of process, no battle, yeah, act
lose yourself, eminem mile.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I was gonna say it was called one opportunity. So
oh god, alright, high better sweet Symphony by their.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
I would love a play out of this song all right,
you're tiebreaking Lifting songs and the film Pop.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Where he just walks and just shoves everyone out the way,
Good Walking Songs, Yellow Cold Play.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
All he does is walk down the beach, all right,
song here we go mas Sea? Can I jump in
if you can't get it? Fight?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So what?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So well done mate?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Good you did well?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah that was fun.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
So sorry, Karen, we were right there.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's the best. That's the closest game we've had.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Never mine.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Karen's and Karen.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Choky, don't you talk about my cont.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Love Karen Karen and I have friend Baron. You call me,
I'm different. I've got two hours in my name, don't different.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's up a fifteen four you coming up? And hey
two k Tuesday, two thousand dollars at eight o'clock this
morning with Haley Max's money mane Haley Peerson.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What is the worst advice you have given to one
of your children?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Something happened last week?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, that I could probably.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It wasn't directly to my kid. It was to my
kid's best friend. Perfect. My ten year old gets teased
by girls at school. They will say mean things like
you look like Donald Trump because you're orange. He's very tanned.
And I was picking him and his best mate up
in the car and I said, did anyone tease you?
And he said yes, they all said it. So I
said to his best friend, if you are there, do
you reckon? You could stick up for him?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What do you want me to say? And I was like,
you should say to them. Whatever you're saying to Alfie
is going to happen to you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You're going to be orange, I know you are, but
what am I was pretty much the advice you just gave.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I know it's not right, but it annoys me.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Emma and Elizabeth Grove, your daughter was getting bullied, give
us the advice that you gave back.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
So I told her at school she was getting bullied
by someone, and I said to her, We'll make sure
that you tell him that if he doesn't stop what
he's doing, then I'll come down and.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Sort it out.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Ooh, meaning I would come down and sort it out
with the school. She said, if you don't stop what
you're doing, my mum will come and.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Sort you out because she said it to the bully.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
And so like the next day I had the school
ringing me saying their parents of the child was there,
saying that I threatened the child and probably shouldn't be
doing that. And I was like, oh, I just I
didn't even know where this came from. And I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
And I was like, can you tell me the situation?
Speaker 10 (09:43):
And then my daughter was in the backseat she's like, well,
I said this, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
But also you're in the right, the bully's in the wrong.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Why should you be getting told off because she threatened
the bunch of kids.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, we've had a kid that call in on
thirteen one two thread.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
It is a friend of the show with some bad advice.
It's our boy, Joseeppe Child, Joseppe, what's your story? Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I went to my first day film match ever. Right
there was the fruit chok muscot. I went to go
get those chocolates, right, and then there was this big,
scary monster. She had no ties.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh my god, a fan.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah. And then when I collected those chocolate she started
calling me every word starting from B, F and C.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh my goodness, what who is this person?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
A monster?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Okay, what does she support?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And what did you do about it? What advice did
your mom give you?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I went to my mom right, and then I told
her everything. She told me to go give her my
dentist car. I went down there, gave her my dentist
card and said you need this.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
And then what happened?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And then she started calling her mom every word starting
from B, C and F and then and then my
dad got involved in the whole fruit chops packet. Out
of her head. That monster went to go and chose
this security guard on him. So he went as false
as you say, Paul, I never seen him on that
fourth and he went straight out of the stadium, so
(11:21):
he doesn't get bared for life.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Right, So mum's advice to go and give the toothless
Port supporter a dentist's car.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's funny, but maybe maybe not the best advice, you Reckonsette.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I mean it wasn't Jaster, but it was very funny.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah. Are you the kid from that ad back in
the day that goes and my leg went this way
and my head were that way. He has no idea
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
The future community ad? Yeah, look it up, Jette. We
always love to hear from that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's good advice for all the parents out there looking
at some toothless, angry Port fans.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, thank you, it's all right, Love you, Jette, Love
me Ca a legend.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Hey, Haley's hot tea is coming out next to celebrity goss.
What have you got?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I love this. A massive Hollywood star, a household name
has teamed up with the Wiggles. It is excellent. We
have photos. I'm gonna tell you who it is and
if he is or not joining the Wiggles. It's Robert
de Niro, guys, is he Joe? I love this when
(12:36):
you think of the Wiggles, I just never think that
people overseas know who they are or care, But they do.
I know they're massive over there. Robert de Niro is
a massive fan of the Wiggles and enjoyed a special
backstage visit with his family. They performed songs for him
like you know, their classic favorites Hot Pop and Popcorn Rocker,
Bye Your Bear, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star all the songs
(13:00):
wrote that Twinkle Drinkle Little Star as original Anthony. It's
just a really cute He's got a photo with all
of his family. He says he doesn't watch much TV.
He just watches the Wiggles, loves loves the band. Is
he there for himself? That would be weird. No, he's
there for his grandkids. He's there for his kids and
(13:22):
his grandkids and also him. I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
He's just like one of the big famous mob mobster
movie guys, and it's so hardcore. I could see, like
Tony Soprano taking his grand to the Wiggles. I think
I could see that happening.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
What about the dad and meet the poppers? He would
do that?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I have nipples, Greg can me?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Reality? The way is the audio.
Speaker 12 (13:48):
Yes what he's followed asleep after little say wake up ready? What?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Thanks? Oh my god, that's really for you, Robby. He's
just pretending to be a slave. Rihanna. Obviously, he said,
having a baby with a sap Rocky. We found out
the gender by accident. So they're on this red carpet
four Smurfs, a new movie. She's with a sap gets
(14:35):
asked by a reporter, so, is that the girl you've
been waiting for? And he goes, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
it is. And then a minute later Rihanna gets ask
the same question.
Speaker 13 (14:44):
Let's see if as a smurf that you know, you know,
you could be a Papa Smurf.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Who knows.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
But Annie, it's always going to be an rny.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's the one thing we're rack you don't fight over.
I've actually got no idea what just happened. So he
gave it away. Having a girl.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
By the way, is that the girl you've been waiting for?
It is? Man, the girl.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
As a baby girl?
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Not as in, he pointed Rihanna and said, is that
the go been waiting It's.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
All about the gender of the babe. Yeah, that was
a little girl. But she's trying to hide it. So
let's pretend that never happened. Chloe Kardashian, let's just chat
about her for a second. I was getting confused with
the Kardashians. Which one she is? Is one of them?
She's one of them.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
She looks absolutely nothing like she used to look. She's
had a lot of stuff done to her face, like,
in fact, she changes every time I look at her Instagram.
She's someone new, but she's open about her Yeah. Same,
So she hasn't lied about anything. She says. She's had
a nose job, she's had laser hair for her hairline.
She's got a really low hairline, I think, and I
(15:50):
think so she's got like rid of some of her hair,
so it looks like yeah, yeah, yeah. She's had botox
and sculpture where her face tumor was removed. I didn't
know that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Bits of her nose that's her face tumor. Well, she
had a nose shob. It's not a face. You can
have face tumors.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's just doing some gear side belt.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
She had botox and sculpture. I just said that she
had a soft wave laser skin. Tiny. She had filler
years ago. But hasn't had it for a while. Apparently
it stays in your skin forever. She's lost heaps of weight.
She has collagen baby threads underneath her chin and her neck.
She said, so much more than what she's listed here.
She's had a full face reconstruction. It doesn't it looks
like she's had a face trials plant.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
They the best plastic surgeon they do.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
But this is what I always worry. If you have
so much surgery like that and then you go and
have a baby, your baby doesn't look anything like you,
because the baby will look like the old you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, but then the baby is born into a family
with enough money that you can make it look like
whatever it wants.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Ki, but you don't want to have a baby going, Oh,
don't worry, I'll change you. I can.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're a Kardashian, you do you stick a pair of
boltons on it.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's the age of six, and here we are going.
They're so beautiful, but it's all not them, somebody else's face.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
All right, let's get this going in the extended podcast
chat guys.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Sure I like this chat. I'm gonna steal Katy Perry
fairy Nix free three Okay, The Katy Perry Fairy has
been flying around Adelaide for the last couple of weeks
giving away Katie Perry tickets.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
All you had to do was get to the location,
chase down the Katy Perry Fairy, and be the first
person to rip the wig off of his head.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, Katie Perry fairy is a man in his twenties
with hairy legs, a mustache, and quite musty legs. Can
I say he does.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Have musty legs and he looks remarkably like our producer.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Luke, exactly like our fairy. Yeah. Now, last night was
a very special night because our producer Luke and the
Katy Perry Fairy love Katie so much. Big job. They
were there at the concert. Luke slash Katy Perry Fairy.
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Oh my gosh, Katy Perry noticed the Katy Fairy Fairy.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We did it. So cool gets through the moment.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well, so earlier in the night. Let's just say, like
the first couple of songs, I will give a shout
out to this. She like pointed at me and kind.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Of gave a little confused look.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I think she was singing teary Eyed, which is like
one of her album songs, and I.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Was like, Oh, no, is this it.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I was like, She's just like going, what the hell
is this mangled looking fairy. We then got to halfway
through the night and she was picking the people would
come off on stage, and she was giving us absolutely nothing.
There was everyone in our section was jumping around trying
to get us up, but she was not having a
(18:54):
bar of it, and I was like, it's over.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is over.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
But then the silver lining came later in the show.
She was seeing raw when she flies around on the
butterfly across the stage and she looked down as she
was playing over us, and she went very.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
We have the audio of that moment.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You have to picture Katy Perry dressed to the nines
and she's on a big flying thing and she flies
directly over our fairy, looks down, points at him, and
this happens the fairy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I'm going to slow down version as well.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
I don't want.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
To slow down version. That is so awesome. She knows
you exist. When she said the fairy is kind of
with familiarity that she's been listening to the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
The fairy she calls all the time. Yeah, Gazza from
port Nor longer.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
When you see Gazza's name pop up on the names here,
that's actually.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Katie Ferry's name.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Verry.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh did you see many of the people we've given
tickets to last night at the show Katie Perry Fairy?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
There were so many people coming up to me who
had seen or heard the Katy Perry Fairy and was like,
oh my gosh, it is the Katy Perry Fairy. People
were so lovely. Can I just say it was the
nicest crowd I ever had of the concert.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
That's so nice. Love it. Katie brings out the best
of us. Love that. Well, you've done the best job.
You go back to sleep now, Okay, thanks guys, love
you Little Luky.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Wings up, wigs, wings are there.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
He's not the fairy anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I feel like Luke might have a couple of weeks home.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
This is a lie.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Luky Man had a big week.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All the truth is coming up next time forget as
well to k Tuesday two thousand dollars with the money
in at.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Eight, I was happy and a financial years your fee
sale and the offee a party happy.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
A first we've done it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is July one, which means tax and things I
assume for people. I don't really know how it works.
You don't really know how it works. It daily, Well
I should because I own a business.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, you should. Because your wife owns a business, yeah,
that you own with her.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
People are doing business at this time of the year.
I'm very well aware of that's happening, which brings us
to the wall of truth, which is where we're at
right now. It is usually it's where we ask each
other difficult questions, uncomfortable answers reily because of this time
of year, and because of course you're a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I'll stop saying that I am in so much debt
it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
My wall of truth question for you today is what
is the most ridiculous thing you've ever tried to claim
on tax?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
The funny thing is I've been audited before.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I came out squeaky clean though.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Thank god they went through the list and they went
Gina Ryan Hart, Okay, we'll get hurt and then we'll
get Haley Piers next.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I guess because of my job right with Adelaidy and Hallowsa,
I have to wear clothes all the time.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I have to look We all do, to be honest,
we all wear clothes.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, but like TV, so I claim all of Like
I tried to claim my clothes and it turns out
like I had like thousands and thousands of dollars worth
of clothes and I wanted to claim and they're like, no,
you can only claim three hundred dollars and if you
want more, you have to put a logo on it.
I've claimed ten because I need to look nice.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
You're allowed.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, But this is You've asked me what I've claimed
till I've tried to close. I said, tried to Yeah,
so I've tried to claim ten eyelash extensions when I
used to get them done.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
There's no way that is legal.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, you need to create creative accountant. Hello, ato, if
you're listening, you know to get I like, for example,
when I got my eyes done, I had my eyes lasered.
I needed to get that done for work, so I
tried to claim it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
I don't think medical procedures, but.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I couldn't see properly and I need it to go
and see stage shows so I can review them on adelaide.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm so glad you have an actual account that knows
how to tax it.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Do you know, if you actually think about it, your
whole life revolves around work in some way or other,
so you should You should be allowed to claim everything
in your life. Like I need this coffee because if
I didn't have this coffee that I'm holding in my
right hand right now, I wouldn't be able to talk properly. See.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, now there's a reason that you and I on accountant.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, and as you can imagine, I'm quite creative. What
about you? Yeah, we can flip it. Well.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I have also attempted to be creative. Thank god I
have an accountant who tells me not to be creative.
Twenty five I've got to list you. Twenty fifteen. I
was working in after school care and we had a
footy day, Like everyone came dressed as their favorite footy player,
and I needed new football boots because I played football.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
So I asked if.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I could claim my new football boots because I needed
them for work. But you should be allowed to claim that. Nope,
you couldn't need that for work. Twenty sixteen, when I
destroyed my knee playing at Campbelltown Oval against Ross Trevor
Old Collegians. I asked if the crutches and the knee
brace that I needed I could claim because I was
a sports reporter back then, and lots of AFL players
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have to go through the rehab process and I was
putting myself through the same process.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
As an AFL player.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Though. Mate, Yeah, but I could report on their rehab
and recovery knowing what it was like, because you.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Need to know from personal experience. I couldn't claim that.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I couldn't claim that, and you'll like this one twenty
twenty three, I asked my account I remember asking him
and him looking at me and then just looking back
down at the piece of paper to suggest, no, Max,
you big dumb idiot.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
To play online.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Games on the PlayStation, you need a membership, of course,
like twohundred bucks a year. And I asked him if
I could claim my PlayStation membership because I played a
couple of sports games and helped me learn all names.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Do you know what I see? I see that. I go, Yes,
you did need to know their names. You are a
sports reporter, Yes, you can claim.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
His stupid fiefus, neither of us did the appropriate degrees
with this thirteen one oh two three, please give us
a ring with the most ridiculous things you've ever tried
to claim on tax.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
You can remain anonymous.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, we're putting ourselves out that this isn't what you
did claim on tax I. Eliza and I got a
dog and we trained Morris to oblivion because we wanted
him to be a tax right off, because we wanted
him to live in Eliza's dental.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Studio, oh like a therapy dog.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
But then it turns out that he is more anxious
than the anxious patients that he was to be treating.
So now we just have a very clever, anxious dog
who lives at home.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
You can claim the zole loft now that you give
him every night.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yes, he's on a plomi cap all right.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
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Speaker 1 (26:20):
Anyway, We're in your wall of truth at the moment
which has become everyone's wall of truth. It is end
of financial well, start of financial use. Today it's the
first of July. We wanted to know the most ridiculous
things that you've tried to claim on tax Haley's of
the opinion that because of her work, pretty much everything
should be claimable.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Well, I own it. I have a travel show, so
everything that I do could be on my show, so
I should claim it.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Really right, Yeah, no, that's not quite how it works.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And there's articles that are coming out at the moment
around tax time with some other stuff that Australians have
been trying to claim lately, and they are fantastic. One
has tried to claim a Polarts reforming machine. It was
purchased for an office worker because they had a sore
back and to work in the office they need to
fix that back, so therefore.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
They needed a Polarates reforms mahow you love that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
One person, true, maybe in a different tax bracket to most,
has claimed a luxury yacht as a work expense because
there was a chance they might have to do some
business out on the island.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Tell me your forty nine cents and the dollar without
telling me your forty nine cents exactly right.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And there was a truck driver who has been picked
up by the ATO because he tried to claim some
swimwear because when you're driving along the highway and it's hot,
sometimes you need to stop and take a dip.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
But it's true because if he overheats, he might have
a car crash.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, you and I don't work for the ATO, and
that's not quite how tax works.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, I wouldn't be a good accountant. But we want
to hear from you, and this story is about to
blow you away.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah to nil, What is your story? The most ridiculous
things you tried to claim on tax?
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Well, I lost a few friends over this because they're
goody two shoes. But last financial year I got married.
Congrats and thank you. I own my own business, and
I know people may think it's dodgy, but because I
have a lot of business meetings, when I got married,
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I claimed my venue higher, half of the meals and
some of the.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Wedding costs on my tax.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yes, because you were hosting a conference with clients and
in a white dress, I hosted.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
One hundred clients at a richie venue.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You did a welcome to country, and you do it
in events.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
You can imagine I was almost profitable when I got
my wishing.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Well, I can see why you chose to remain another.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That's really funny.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
We needed a DJ at this.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Let's hope I get divorced and remarried.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yeah, well the ATO is probably hoping that too.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I mean, you do the yearly conference. Oh it's fine.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Yeah, How are they to know that it was a wedding,
to be honest with, Unless they're going to go through
my tax in line by line item, how will they
ever know?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
They kind of do. They will go through all your
phone and stuff. We got married the same nation at
that conference.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
To wear laniards.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Thanks guy?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
All right, can we talk to an accountant next? I
think we need a little lesson.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's become quite evident that you and I don't really
know a whole lot about what could be claimed on tax.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah. I think it's important that we get someone on
next who can tell us all the funny things that
other people have tried to Are we talking about the
craziest things people have been claiming on their tax returns?
And we thought we'd get our very own Jenny from
the block, our little personal accountant on the phone.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
J's our show accountant. We decided channing.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
A license or anything, but she gives advice. Jenny, you've
been accounted for a long time. Can you tell us
some of the craziest things people have tried to claim?
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Actually, it's only been in the last few years that
people have gotten a little bit crazy. But I think
what's happening is that now it's a DIY society, and
so everybody's worked out what they can do, and most
of them are wrong about it. There's two different levels
of taxpayer, so there's your businesses and then there's your individuals.
If we go with the businesses, the best example I
think was something just very recent. If you spend less
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than twenty thousand dollars on a piece of equipment, you
can claim it all in one year. It's just an instant, right,
I think. But it has to be one piece of equipment.
You can't claim the first twenty thousand dollars or something
that you buy. Now a farmer who said no, no, no,
I spent I I've got this thing. It's I've got
a set of wheels, and I've got a motor, and
(30:41):
I've got and when you finished listing all of these
different things.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
It was actually a.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Tractor individual parts, but all these but the individual parts
are less than twenty thousand dollars. Am I right?
Speaker 11 (30:53):
Yeah, so it was just what we called a kit tractor.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But don't come that way your own tractor.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
What about for some other individuals a.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
Social media person whose income comes from that type of industry,
but she wanted to claim her veneers and.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
She so bad on her veneers.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
No, you're not allowed to do health in posts.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
And I think maybe if we the tax office would
probably just say, well, just keep your lips together when
you smile, because that's not that's not a thing, and
you can't I you're not going to take them out
when you're not working, so you know you're going.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
To get them benefits hit tractors.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
We can't do veneers.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
They can't claim your overseas holidays because you're stressed out
from work. And I mean, I'm serious that people have
had this conversation with me, And one day I'm going
to put a sign on my front door that says
I don't make the rules too, because people will come
in and have these conversations with me. If I did
not take that holiday, I would not have been able
to go back to work because I was so stressed
by my ways.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
So true, departments, No, exactly.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
At somebody wanted to claim their kitchen reninos, and seriously
wanted to claim their kitchen reninos because that's where they
make the food that they put in their tummies before
they go to work.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
See everything to work, and I see, I'm a very
creative person, and I totally see that about the kitschen
your staff, and then you can't work and do your job.
It's the best of your ability.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Okay, well, good luck, we're finding your accountant, Haley.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Is it a surprise, Jenny that Haley was udited one year?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Surprise surprise.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
There's no secrets anymore. Big Brother is out there, so
the back croppers knows everything.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
As someone who doesn't know a whole lot about it.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I've heard people say ATO is not going to look
out for you anyway, Like I don't earn a billion
dollars a year, Like they're the only people that really
get audited.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Is that true?
Speaker 11 (32:59):
No, No, not at all. Although there aren't a lot
of orders. But what they're doing now is they're doing
reviews and they're basically looking at benchmarking, and so they go, okay,
this and this amount of money, let's check and see
if he bought a boat this year. And you know
it's not a person doing this, obviously, it's a system.
It's all generating all this information matching up things because
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you know, the registration information goes to the tax office,
your bank account information goes to tax office. If you
buy a boat, if you buy a house.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Are you saying that that private jet that I bought
this year is going to be going to come out
the AI A t O is going to realize that
that third lanbo I bought I didn't really need.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
You're in the biring line, you guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Our new show accountant Jenny, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You're welcome.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Have a good dayle and maxis money minute toy.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
All right. Uni student Jackson about to retire on the
radio with us right now. Hello Jackson, Hello Haley.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
How are you very well Jackson? As a UNI student?
How are you financially at the moment?
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Well, I haven't had a job for the last like
four or five months, so slowly dipping into my savings.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Brilliant. What are we talking like?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Me?
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Goring is sort of three nights a week.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Yeah, bred roll you know whatever's in the pantry.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh, Jackson, we really want to help you do. Can
you imagine retiring right now? You never have to.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Worry not only retiring, I could retire my whole family.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That's exactly right. Jackson gets it. Jackson gets it. What
are you studying, Jacko?
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I'm doing a Bachelor of Acting at Flinder's UNI.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
You love that, well, you can join our team with
a lot of actors in our ta.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
The whole point He's going to win two grand and
do anything, and then I'll say bye bye.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Never against Jackson. I'm going to give you the rules.
Ten questions, sixty seconds. We have to accept your first answer,
and if your pass will come back to at the end.
All right, yeah, okay, good luck Jacko. Thank your easy man.
It's actually not too bad.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Our two k ones are usually a little bit more difficult,
but I reckon this is gettable. Okay, Okay, your money minute?
Jackson starts.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Now. What is the main color on a twenty dollar note?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Bread? What is five PM? In twenty four hour time?
A reformer bed is used for which activity or path
name the boy band Robbie Williams was a part of.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Old Pa.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Jeff Bezos just got married? In which European city or Italy?
Can I have a city?
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Oh Pa?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Which major supermarket used to give away stickies.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Food Woolworp.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Bryce Cotton is best known for which sport.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Right anna name the Ossie who had a two thousand
and two hit with Kiss Kiss. Porto is a major
city in which European country a Portugal a.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Popular AI services chat.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
What gimmt A reformer bed is used to which activity
reforming name.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
The boy band Robbie Williams was a part.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Of Battery Boys.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh Jacko Jackson, Give me a city, Give me an
Italian city that.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Starts with me right, then we go. It's locked in.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Okay, lock that in? Baby, all Right, I really wanted
you to win two thousand dollars. Okay, let's see what
you got. The main color on a twenty dollars note
is red. Yes, seventeen hundred is five PM in twenty
four hour time. The boy band, No, we got that wrong,
We got that wrong. We know that he got it wrong.
(36:52):
So I'm just going to go in order.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah do that?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
No, no, no, just does that me? Me being a
reformer bed is used for which activity pilates. I'm going
to give you that. You said reforming, reforming.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
You know, pilarates. You're making your life better, therefore.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Performing your body.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
We give it.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Come on, guys, okay, good name the boy band that
Robbie Williams is part of. It's take that. Yeah, we
can't give you that one. It was take that, not
Backstreet Boys. Jeff Bezos got married in Venice, not done now.
Stickies was not wool worse. It was Cole's.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
One.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Bryce Cotton sounds like a tennis player. I would have
said that too, but it's not basketball.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
He's a five time MBL MVP just signed for Pea.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, the Aussie who had a two thousand and two hit,
Kiss Kiss Geremy. She was on neighbors. Everyone loved her.
Holly Lance, he was such.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
She had her little cameo in entourage and teenage mags
had a big Holly Lance thing.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Whatever happened to her? Portos seve right wing like is
shen't know. I don't even follow her. Porto is a
major city in which European city is a country, Portugal. Yes,
and chat GBT is the AI service that we're referring.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
To siks out of ten Jackson sixty bucks.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
Hey, that's not too bad. It's not quite two k,
but it would definitely last me a while. Yep, you
live frugally.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's a month a lot of megoring noodles.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Mate, Thanks Jack, good luck, Try again another time.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Legend actually can track it after nine o'clock. Two K
Tuesday does go all day while you work today, So
after nine and every single hour your chance to win
two grand with Michelle Murphy. Next, Keith Urban.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
I was actually so excited for Keith Urban and the
first half of.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It it was really good. Yeah, it was informative, and
then it got bad.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Haley and Max in the morning, joined by a special
guess laughing. I was giving me here in Adelaide, August
twenty eight the Entertainment Center, Limited tickets at ticket tech
dot com dot Are you and the Heiner live well
to it?
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Keith Derby, Yes, he's laughing at us because our internet
in this studio is so woeful that when we go
on zooms it is a genuine slip of the coin,
whether or not the guest will be able to see
our face or not.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But Keith, we can see you, and you are looking radiant.
Speaker 15 (39:15):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
Yeah, you look.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
I love what's going on here with you guys. It's
kind of like, you know, it's like the witness protection
type thing. I don't want you to know your actual appearance.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's like kids picks when you used to plan on
kids picks and you would draw like a hundred of Yeah,
it's exactly the same things.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Terrible. Can I just say we can see you so clearly?
And I just want to say you haven't. You literally
have not aged in twenty years. You look amazing. You haven't.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
That's just because I got it. It's just good in
internet connection.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
No, so handsome. You're drinking your beer water.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
It's water water.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I would suggest that drinking of beer is probably Keith
tell us about this. You're coming back to town. I
don't recall you being in Adelaide, at least for a
hot minute.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
What are you memories of Adelaide?
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Playing the governor? Heind Marsh, that's the first thing I
think about.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
You've upgraded a bit since then.
Speaker 15 (40:16):
Yeah, I definitely played gigs at the gov Yeah, I
feel like I've played a lot over the years in Adelaide.
Always a good vibe, just a good vibe. In the audience.
You know, they're really they know all the songs and
they're into it and they get up and you know,
cut loose. So I love coming back and playing there.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Do you still get all the fields when you get
on stage, because I know, like you watch Robbie Williams
or Katie Perry and they talk about how they have
all this anxiety before they get on stage. Do you
still get that excited feeling in your gut when you're performing?
Speaker 15 (40:47):
Yeah, I just get antsy because they just want to
get out and get going. So, like you know, I'm
like a race horse kicking the stalls, like the starting gate.
I just want to like, let's just open the gates,
let's go. It's sitting around and waiting to play. Its
just drives me nut, so you know, kind of pace
and do whatever so I can just get out there
and get at it.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
You can see you're itching to go. You're not the
kind of guy who sits around there's nothing, are you?
You are always on the go? Am I right?
Speaker 15 (41:14):
No, I'm pretty good at doing nothing as well.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I love doing I love doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
No problem feeling.
Speaker 15 (41:22):
I can be a couch potato so easy. So no, worries,
and I'm really lucky. I have a really great two
of us. When I tour over here in the States,
sometimes the whole day is just spent sitting on the
tour bus watching movies, and I'm in heaven.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
I was going to say, what is couch potato? Keith?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Like, are you a video gamer or a Netflix binger?
Do you have shows that you just watch on repeat?
Speaker 15 (41:43):
We just wrapped up the final app of Mobland. Do
you guys have that there?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yes, that's on Paramount. I reckon that one. That's got
a lot of.
Speaker 15 (41:49):
Good fantastic, Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Because if I was you, I'd be like all the
shows that your beautiful wife is it? Nicole Kidman is brilliant?
Do you just sit in binge hair shows? That's my wife?
Speaker 15 (42:00):
Well, I get to I get to see Yeah, I
get to see a lot of them before they air.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, we yeah.
Speaker 15 (42:07):
Which is kind of great. Things like and stuff like
that's amazing.
Speaker 12 (42:10):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Can you stick with us for one second because we
have something fun that we want to do with you next.
Speaker 15 (42:16):
Okay, I'm trepidacious, let's do it all right.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's something fun that Max wants to do with Keith Urban.
Next result in the hang up. You've got to hear
that moment with Haley and Max. Part two of the
Keith Urban Chat with the little hang up, the question
that tips him over the edge, all thanks to this
daily hand. Maxes ask it fall.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Watching Keith as we play the introduction to Wall of Truth,
and he's going, what.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Is this? So in our Wall of Truth, Keith, we
often get put into this situation where we have to
answer a very tricky question, deeply personal question. I get
really uncomfortable to be honest asking our beautiful guests something
that they might feel uncomfortable asking. So I'm just.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Gonna the ones not kai, no ugly guests on today.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
So the way the way the Wall of Truth works
is you sort of just have to answer this question truthfully.
And when I was coming up with something to ask you,
Keith Urban, if you're happy to play this game, the
first thing I thought of, with your beautiful wife Nicole
Kidman being on so many great movies TV shows all
the time, I watched the movie with her and Zach
(43:32):
Efron recently, Family Affair, and I thought, what does Keith
Urban think when he sees his beautiful wife with beautiful
younger men like zac Efron having these beautiful love scenes
on TV and radio?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh, why has that happened? What's just happened to you?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
He's disconnected from zoom?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Did he just hang up on us?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I think his team hang up on us because they
didn't want us to ask that question.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Really, to ask that he's gone.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
But he was like smiling. Everybody doesn't like the personal stuff.
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (44:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
I knew that would happen.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Why that was when I said him, we haven't upset Keith,
have we?
Speaker 7 (44:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
He's gone. I knew that. I knew that was going
to happen. I thought we were vibing with Keith. We are,
but he doesn't like talking about his wife for me, No,
what do you mean? Did you not like talking about
your wife? Wife? He doesn't like talking about that. You
just say it's fine and you move on. He hates us?
Is Keith? I hate us? I knew that was gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
We have beef with Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Now, if you knew it was going to happen, why
didn't you stop me asking the questions?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Why? I said to you, I don't want to have
a part of this because I don't want to ask
these questions because he'll hate us. I don't want to
make him feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
He's very personable, I know, but he.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Doesn't like talking about his person.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Prior said we weren't allowed to ask those questions.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
But haven't you read everywhere that they don't like talking
about each other? I haven't read everywhere they don't like talking.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
About each other.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
I had this feeling, and I've probably seen it online
that they don't like the personal questions at all.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Producer Bell is he gone? Is that it?
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'm kind of confirming with the publicist ause he what's
going on? I have a feeling that he's because Katy
Perry does this before. They have a sign where they
don't want to ask the question and they'll tell someone
in the room to switch it off, just say you
don't want to answer it. Can we go back to
the video and see if you did like in each
of the nose or a wink a wink? Yeah, let's
review the tape, guys, Yeah, right, Keith.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Anything from the publishers. Have they said that we cross
the line?
Speaker 12 (45:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Nothing yet. I may have gotten ghosted from the publicist.
I knew that was going to happen. I hate myself.
Thanks for stopping us doing that. How do you really
appreciate it? I'm gonna do Katy Perry Fairy Nick, Okay,
the Katy Perry Fairy has been flying around Adelaide for
(46:01):
the last couple of weeks giving away Katie Perry tickets.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
All you had to do was get to the location,
chase down the Katy Perry Fairy and the first person
to rip the wig off of his head.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, Katy Perry Fairy is a man in his twenties
with hairy legs, a mustache, and quite muscle legs.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Can I say he does have musty legs and he
looks remarkably like our producer.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Luke, exactly like our fairy to him. Yeah, Now, last
night was a very special night because our producer Luke
and the Katy Perry Fairy love Katie so much. Job
they were there at the concert, Luke slash Katy Perry Fairy.
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 7 (46:36):
Oh my gosh, guys, Katy Perry noticed the Katy Ferry Fairy.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
We did it.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
We did it so coold make us through the.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
Moment so earlier in the night. Let's just say, like
the first couple of songs, I will give a shout
out to this. She like pointed at me and kind
of gave a little confused look. I think she was
singing Cheery Eyed, which is like one of her album songs.
And I was like, oh, no, is this it. I
was like, she's just like going, what the hell is
this mangled looking fairy. We then got to Hard through
(47:08):
the Night and she was picking the people would come
off on stage and she was giving us absolutely nothing,
and everyone in our section was jumping around trying to
get us up, but she was not having a bar
but and I was like, it's over, it is over.
But then the silver lighting came. Later in the show.
(47:30):
She was seeing raw when she flies around on the
butterfly across the stage, and she looked down as she
was flying over us, and.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
She went, oh, that's so cool. We have the audio
of that moment.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You have to picture Tady Ferry dressed to the nines
and she's on a big flying thing and she flies
directly over our fairy, looks.
Speaker 16 (47:51):
Down, points at him and this happens. I'm going to
slow down version as well.
Speaker 12 (48:12):
I do.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
That is so awesome. She knows you exist. When she
said the Fairy, it's kind of with familiarity that she's
been listening to the radio.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
The Fairy she calls all the yeah gazzer from Port
no longer. When you see Gazza's name pop up on
the names here, that's actually.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Katie Perry Ferry.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Oh did you see many of the people we've given
tickets to last night at the show Katie Perry Fairy?
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (48:40):
There were so many people coming up to me who
had seen or heard the Katy Perry Fairy and was like,
oh my gosh, it is the Katy Perry Fairy. People
were so lovely. Could I just say it was the
nicest crowd I ever had of the concert.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
That's so nice. I love it.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
Katie brings out the best in us.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Love that. Well, you've done the best job. You go
back to sleep now, Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Thanks guys, Love you.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Little Lukey wings up wigs, wings.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Weeks are now He's not the fairy anymore.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
I feel like Luke might have a couple of weeks
at home.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
This laky all right here today.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
But tomorrow we just found out something shocking in the studio,
didn't we.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Max.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
I'm gob smacked same.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
This is my gob ready smack smacked it right in
the face. Burjo, he sits in the studio with us,
has hooked up with not one, but two married women
on a cruise ship.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
A long time ago when I was working on it.
And it's ultra illegal.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Oh, that's so illegal, you're fired.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Tomorrow we're doing cruise Ship Secrets Exposed. You're gotta watch
Poop Cruise on Netflix two. Yeah, tomorrow
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You chance?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
This is Haley and Max in the Morning. That number one.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Oh actually sorry, no, that's the rug music three degrees
in Adelaide, Haley Pears and Max Bery. But good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
How do you even get out of bed? How do
you get the motivation to get out and go to
the gym or to walk or do any form of
exercise right now? I don't know how py we do it.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I woke up this morning and Eliza, who's back? My
life is back, she said, turns to Hana on now.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, crazy, how is it she's back after a month?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I know it's been a halt minute.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
It's great. Tell me about the region, like how that
happened at the airport.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Sign We just do to drop off pick up lane,
because who can be by getting out of the car.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
She would have a little bit of her heart. Would
have hoped that you would have been.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
She knows it because we live very close to the airport,
so we've got quite a good system of when one
of us gets back, it's like send a text. That
person gets to the car and it's all very well
tiped you one of.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Those people that will walk from your house with your
suitcases to the airport. You know when you see those people.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
When you're driving down airport Road or whatever and they
just got a big suitcase.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
It's like, mate, just pay six bucks for you. But
it's embarrassing being caught doing that.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
What are you doing? You're ruining the wheels on your suitcase. Anyway,
the other part of our system is that she goes
like to the end of the pickup drop off zone
because everyone pulls in at the start.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
So I just cruise up that right hand lane and
then duck in late.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
However, yesterday it was chockers and I was like, the
duck in late's not working. It was stationary, had the
window down. Morris was in the back seat like wow,
hello mom.
Speaker 5 (02:01):
Yeah, good to see you back.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And then I was like, oh're gonna have to come
back around. So I did, did a laporad block, came
back and go again.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
We got it. She's back. She's alive.
Speaker 5 (02:13):
She's alive.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Zah, yeah, yeah, she's ten really good.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah she is, and she's traditionally not someone who gets
overly tanned.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
So it's making me. I'm a little bit embarrassed.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, she got to a spray town today. I'm going
to make it even.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
I've tanned my backyard solarium. You would have one of
them there with my guggles.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I used to do that. I regret that so much,
really hilarium. Yeah, so much. Regreat It was back when
before anyone, well I say anyone knew that was bad.
I think we kind of knew, but I was nineteen
and I didn't care so much regret doing it. I
used to do it like once a week before I
go to the hemlock.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, and you just spray tan.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
And my husband was like, where are you from? Are
you from an island or something? Why are you always ten?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
I didn't realize that I was dating someone from tom.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
All right, Hay thousand dollars, coming up eight o'clock, halium maxism,
no t K Tuesday too gray and coming up, Yes,
get ten questions in sixty seconds. We'll pay you two
thousand dollars. And what happened last night at Katy Perry
when the Katy Perry Fairy came face to face with
Katie Perry.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
It is so cool. I'm so proud.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Oh my.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
That's a little video on Instagram Stories at.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
The moment, and it's not got a lot of context,
but you can see the recognition in k as she
flies past, She's.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Like, what is that a fairy man?
Speaker 2 (03:34):
We'll he that exclusive update at seven ten this morning
and Keith Urban hanging up on Haley and Max hear
that eight.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Halien maxes first cause already we're going to play one
note one der against each other. We just get a
little snippet of the song go head to head tablern
artists first person to buzzy in. But we're playing for
you because someone's winning one hundred dollars Soul Origin voucher.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
We just like to know that other people are awake
with us, because it's very lonely in this studio. It's dark,
it's cold. What is it the temperature in handorff right now? Joel?
Speaker 6 (04:12):
Oh my god, I think I think my left was
about two degrees?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah, nice, army two degrees? What do you want so
early for?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
I'm already at work.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
So I'm just sitting in the Yeah, yeah, bumber.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
So you got your trading boots on.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, yeah company.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Do you get like a little thrill when you clean
out of pipe, like you get all this gross stuff
out of there?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
No?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Not really do.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Do you get love cleaning out you clean up?
Speaker 5 (04:48):
I did the other day.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
I got a whole I actually took a photo for you,
a clump of hair like it was like the size
of a small baby's head hair, And it's so satisfying.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Call from Haley. Don't go to that house, Karen. I'm
playing for you, Karen. Are you up early for any
particular piping reason or I definitely.
Speaker 8 (05:09):
Know piping, but I'm including to Luke.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Yeah, okay, where do you work?
Speaker 3 (05:13):
I work at Cold Good on you. Thank you for
doing what you do. All right, let's play this game.
We are going to do our best.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
So can you fix your phone line please? All right,
here we go. First song.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Satellites in the eighties. Definitely the eighties. I should know this.
This is hard.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
I remember that bit.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
I know that bit.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
It's like something from the Goonies or something. Oh, this
is it by I know the name of the song.
I don't even know the song.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Alive that's half of it. Yeah, I've wanted dead.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Alive, Bye Bye rad.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Oh it's an old rocker points I know, yeah, job
John Hi hate you.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Wonderful Oasis.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
I lined up. I slept over night to get to
get to see Oasis but back in my ninety five
and then make cancels their show this root. They're coming
to Adelaide the com Sydney. Yeah, but then I come
to Adelaide.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
You're not going out of process, no battle, yeah, act
lose yourself, eminem mile.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I was gonna say it was called one opportunity. So
oh god, alright, high better sweet Symphony by their.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
I would love a play out of this song all right,
you're tiebreaking Lifting songs and the film Pop.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Where he just walks and just shoves everyone out the way,
Good Walking Songs, Yellow Cold Play.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
All he does is walk down the beach, all right,
song here we go mas Sea? Can I jump in
if you can't get it? Fight?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So what?
Speaker 3 (07:43):
So well done mate?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Good you did well?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah that was fun.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
So sorry, Karen, we were right there.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
That's the best. That's the closest game we've had.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
Never mine.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Karen's and Karen.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Choky, don't you talk about my cont.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Love Karen Karen and I have friend Baron. You call me,
I'm different. I've got two hours in my name, don't different.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
It's up a fifteen four you coming up? And hey
two k Tuesday, two thousand dollars at eight o'clock this
morning with Haley Max's money mane Haley Peerson.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
What is the worst advice you have given to one
of your children?
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Something happened last week?
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Yeah, that I could probably.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
It wasn't directly to my kid. It was to my
kid's best friend. Perfect. My ten year old gets teased
by girls at school. They will say mean things like
you look like Donald Trump because you're orange. He's very tanned.
And I was picking him and his best mate up
in the car and I said, did anyone tease you?
And he said yes, they all said it. So I
said to his best friend, if you are there, do
you reckon? You could stick up for him?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Of course?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
What do you want me to say? And I was like,
you should say to them. Whatever you're saying to Alfie
is going to happen to you.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
You're going to be orange, I know you are, but
what am I was pretty much the advice you just gave.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
I know it's not right, but it annoys me.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Emma and Elizabeth Grove, your daughter was getting bullied, give
us the advice that you gave back.
Speaker 10 (09:07):
So I told her at school she was getting bullied
by someone, and I said to her, We'll make sure
that you tell him that if he doesn't stop what
he's doing, then I'll come down and.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Sort it out.
Speaker 10 (09:17):
Ooh, meaning I would come down and sort it out
with the school. She said, if you don't stop what
you're doing, my mum will come and.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Sort you out because she said it to the bully.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (09:27):
And so like the next day I had the school
ringing me saying their parents of the child was there,
saying that I threatened the child and probably shouldn't be
doing that. And I was like, oh, I just I
didn't even know where this came from. And I'm like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 11 (09:41):
And I was like, can you tell me the situation?
Speaker 10 (09:43):
And then my daughter was in the backseat she's like, well,
I said this, yeah, oh.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
But also you're in the right, the bully's in the wrong.
Speaker 12 (09:52):
Right.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Why should you be getting told off because she threatened
the bunch of kids.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, yeah, we've had a kid that call in on
thirteen one two thread.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
It is a friend of the show with some bad advice.
It's our boy, Joseeppe Child, Joseppe, what's your story? Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
I went to my first day film match ever. Right
there was the fruit chok muscot. I went to go
get those chocolates, right, and then there was this big,
scary monster. She had no ties.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh my god, a fan.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah. And then when I collected those chocolate she started
calling me every word starting from B, F and C.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
Oh my goodness, what who is this person?
Speaker 4 (10:39):
A monster?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Okay, what does she support?
Speaker 3 (10:42):
And what did you do about it? What advice did
your mom give you?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I went to my mom right, and then I told
her everything. She told me to go give her my
dentist car. I went down there, gave her my dentist
card and said you need this.
Speaker 5 (10:59):
And then what happened?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And then she started calling her mom every word starting
from B, C and F and then and then my
dad got involved in the whole fruit chops packet. Out
of her head. That monster went to go and chose
this security guard on him. So he went as false
as you say, Paul, I never seen him on that
fourth and he went straight out of the stadium, so
(11:21):
he doesn't get bared for life.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Right, So mum's advice to go and give the toothless
Port supporter a dentist's car.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
It was funny.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
It's funny, but maybe maybe not the best advice, you Reckonsette.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
I mean it wasn't Jaster, but it was very funny.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Yeah. Are you the kid from that ad back in
the day that goes and my leg went this way
and my head were that way. He has no idea
what I'm talking about?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
The future community ad? Yeah, look it up, Jette. We
always love to hear from that.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's good advice for all the parents out there looking
at some toothless, angry Port fans.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Okay, thank you, it's all right, Love you, Jette, Love
me Ca a legend.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Hey, Haley's hot tea is coming out next to celebrity goss.
What have you got?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
I love this. A massive Hollywood star, a household name
has teamed up with the Wiggles. It is excellent. We
have photos. I'm gonna tell you who it is and
if he is or not joining the Wiggles. It's Robert
de Niro, guys, is he Joe? I love this when
(12:36):
you think of the Wiggles, I just never think that
people overseas know who they are or care, But they do.
I know they're massive over there. Robert de Niro is
a massive fan of the Wiggles and enjoyed a special
backstage visit with his family. They performed songs for him
like you know, their classic favorites Hot Pop and Popcorn Rocker,
Bye Your Bear, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star all the songs
(13:00):
wrote that Twinkle Drinkle Little Star as original Anthony. It's
just a really cute He's got a photo with all
of his family. He says he doesn't watch much TV.
He just watches the Wiggles, loves loves the band. Is
he there for himself? That would be weird. No, he's
there for his grandkids. He's there for his kids and
(13:22):
his grandkids and also him. I love that.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
He's just like one of the big famous mob mobster
movie guys, and it's so hardcore. I could see, like
Tony Soprano taking his grand to the Wiggles. I think
I could see that happening.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
What about the dad and meet the poppers? He would
do that?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
I have nipples, Greg can me?
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Reality? The way is the audio.
Speaker 12 (13:48):
Yes what he's followed asleep after little say wake up ready? What?
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Thanks? Oh my god, that's really for you, Robby. He's
just pretending to be a slave. Rihanna. Obviously, he said,
having a baby with a sap Rocky. We found out
the gender by accident. So they're on this red carpet
four Smurfs, a new movie. She's with a sap gets
(14:35):
asked by a reporter, so, is that the girl you've
been waiting for? And he goes, yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,
it is. And then a minute later Rihanna gets ask
the same question.
Speaker 13 (14:44):
Let's see if as a smurf that you know, you know,
you could be a Papa Smurf.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Who knows.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
But Annie, it's always going to be an rny.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
That's the one thing we're rack you don't fight over.
I've actually got no idea what just happened. So he
gave it away. Having a girl.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
By the way, is that the girl you've been waiting for?
It is? Man, the girl.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
As a baby girl?
Speaker 12 (15:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:11):
Not as in, he pointed Rihanna and said, is that
the go been waiting It's.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
All about the gender of the babe. Yeah, that was
a little girl. But she's trying to hide it. So
let's pretend that never happened. Chloe Kardashian, let's just chat
about her for a second. I was getting confused with
the Kardashians. Which one she is? Is one of them?
She's one of them.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
She looks absolutely nothing like she used to look. She's
had a lot of stuff done to her face, like,
in fact, she changes every time I look at her Instagram.
She's someone new, but she's open about her Yeah. Same,
So she hasn't lied about anything. She says. She's had
a nose job, she's had laser hair for her hairline.
She's got a really low hairline, I think, and I
(15:50):
think so she's got like rid of some of her hair,
so it looks like yeah, yeah, yeah. She's had botox
and sculpture where her face tumor was removed. I didn't
know that.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Bits of her nose that's her face tumor. Well, she
had a nose shob. It's not a face. You can
have face tumors.
Speaker 5 (16:11):
It's just doing some gear side belt.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
She had botox and sculpture. I just said that she
had a soft wave laser skin. Tiny. She had filler
years ago. But hasn't had it for a while. Apparently
it stays in your skin forever. She's lost heaps of weight.
She has collagen baby threads underneath her chin and her neck.
She said, so much more than what she's listed here.
She's had a full face reconstruction. It doesn't it looks
like she's had a face trials plant.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
They the best plastic surgeon they do.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
But this is what I always worry. If you have
so much surgery like that and then you go and
have a baby, your baby doesn't look anything like you,
because the baby will look like the old you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, but then the baby is born into a family
with enough money that you can make it look like
whatever it wants.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Ki, but you don't want to have a baby going, Oh,
don't worry, I'll change you. I can.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
You're a Kardashian, you do you stick a pair of
boltons on it.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
It's the age of six, and here we are going.
They're so beautiful, but it's all not them, somebody else's face.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
All right, let's get this going in the extended podcast
chat guys.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Sure I like this chat. I'm gonna steal Katy Perry
fairy Nix free three Okay, The Katy Perry Fairy has
been flying around Adelaide for the last couple of weeks
giving away Katie Perry tickets.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
All you had to do was get to the location,
chase down the Katy Perry Fairy, and be the first
person to rip the wig off of his head.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Yeah, Katie Perry fairy is a man in his twenties
with hairy legs, a mustache, and quite musty legs. Can
I say he does.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Have musty legs and he looks remarkably like our producer.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Luke, exactly like our fairy. Yeah. Now, last night was
a very special night because our producer Luke and the
Katy Perry Fairy love Katie so much. Big job. They
were there at the concert. Luke slash Katy Perry Fairy.
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 7 (18:07):
Oh my gosh, Katy Perry noticed the Katy Fairy Fairy.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
We did it.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
We did it. So cool gets through the moment.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Well, so earlier in the night. Let's just say, like
the first couple of songs, I will give a shout
out to this. She like pointed at me and kind.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Of gave a little confused look.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I think she was singing teary Eyed, which is like
one of her album songs, and I.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Was like, Oh, no, is this it.
Speaker 7 (18:32):
I was like, She's just like going, what the hell
is this mangled looking fairy. We then got to halfway
through the night and she was picking the people would
come off on stage, and she was giving us absolutely nothing.
There was everyone in our section was jumping around trying
to get us up, but she was not having a
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bar of it, and I was like, it's over.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
It is over.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
But then the silver lining came later in the show.
She was seeing raw when she flies around on the
butterfly across the stage and she looked down as she
was playing over us, and she went very.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Oh, that's so cool.
Speaker 3 (19:14):
We have the audio of that moment.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
You have to picture Katy Perry dressed to the nines
and she's on a big flying thing and she flies
directly over our fairy, looks down, points at him, and
this happens the fairy.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
I'm going to slow down version as well.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
I don't want.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
To slow down version. That is so awesome. She knows
you exist. When she said the fairy is kind of
with familiarity that she's been listening to the radio.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
The fairy she calls all the time. Yeah, Gazza from
port Nor longer.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
When you see Gazza's name pop up on the names here,
that's actually.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Katie Ferry's name.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Verry.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Oh did you see many of the people we've given
tickets to last night at the show Katie Perry Fairy?
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (20:13):
There were so many people coming up to me who
had seen or heard the Katy Perry Fairy and was like,
oh my gosh, it is the Katy Perry Fairy. People
were so lovely. Can I just say it was the
nicest crowd I ever had of the concert.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
That's so nice. Love it. Katie brings out the best
of us. Love that. Well, you've done the best job.
You go back to sleep now, Okay, thanks guys, love
you Little Luky.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Wings up, wigs, wings are there.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
He's not the fairy anymore.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
I feel like Luke might have a couple of weeks home.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
This is a lie.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Luky Man had a big week.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
All the truth is coming up next time forget as
well to k Tuesday two thousand dollars with the money
in at.
Speaker 13 (21:03):
Eight, I was happy and a financial years your fee
sale and the offee a party happy.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
A first we've done it.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
It is July one, which means tax and things I
assume for people. I don't really know how it works.
You don't really know how it works. It daily, Well
I should because I own a business.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, you should. Because your wife owns a business, yeah,
that you own with her.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
People are doing business at this time of the year.
I'm very well aware of that's happening, which brings us
to the wall of truth, which is where we're at
right now. It is usually it's where we ask each
other difficult questions, uncomfortable answers reily because of this time
of year, and because of course you're a billionaire.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I'll stop saying that I am in so much debt
it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
My wall of truth question for you today is what
is the most ridiculous thing you've ever tried to claim
on tax?
Speaker 3 (22:07):
The funny thing is I've been audited before.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I know.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
I came out squeaky clean though.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Thank god they went through the list and they went
Gina Ryan Hart, Okay, we'll get hurt and then we'll
get Haley Piers next.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
I guess because of my job right with Adelaidy and Hallowsa,
I have to wear clothes all the time.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
I have to look We all do, to be honest,
we all wear clothes.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, but like TV, so I claim all of Like
I tried to claim my clothes and it turns out
like I had like thousands and thousands of dollars worth
of clothes and I wanted to claim and they're like, no,
you can only claim three hundred dollars and if you
want more, you have to put a logo on it.
I've claimed ten because I need to look nice.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
You're allowed.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
No, But this is You've asked me what I've claimed
till I've tried to close. I said, tried to Yeah,
so I've tried to claim ten eyelash extensions when I
used to get them done.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
There's no way that is legal.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, you need to create creative accountant. Hello, ato, if
you're listening, you know to get I like, for example,
when I got my eyes done, I had my eyes lasered.
I needed to get that done for work, so I
tried to claim it.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:21):
I don't think medical procedures, but.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I couldn't see properly and I need it to go
and see stage shows so I can review them on adelaide.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm so glad you have an actual account that knows
how to tax it.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Do you know, if you actually think about it, your
whole life revolves around work in some way or other,
so you should You should be allowed to claim everything
in your life. Like I need this coffee because if
I didn't have this coffee that I'm holding in my
right hand right now, I wouldn't be able to talk properly. See.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Yeah, now there's a reason that you and I on accountant.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, and as you can imagine, I'm quite creative. What
about you? Yeah, we can flip it. Well.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I have also attempted to be creative. Thank god I
have an accountant who tells me not to be creative.
Twenty five I've got to list you. Twenty fifteen. I
was working in after school care and we had a
footy day, Like everyone came dressed as their favorite footy player,
and I needed new football boots because I played football.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
So I asked if.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I could claim my new football boots because I needed
them for work. But you should be allowed to claim that. Nope,
you couldn't need that for work. Twenty sixteen, when I
destroyed my knee playing at Campbelltown Oval against Ross Trevor
Old Collegians. I asked if the crutches and the knee
brace that I needed I could claim because I was
a sports reporter back then, and lots of AFL players
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have to go through the rehab process and I was
putting myself through the same process.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
As an AFL player.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Though. Mate, Yeah, but I could report on their rehab
and recovery knowing what it was like, because you.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Need to know from personal experience. I couldn't claim that.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I couldn't claim that, and you'll like this one twenty
twenty three, I asked my account I remember asking him
and him looking at me and then just looking back
down at the piece of paper to suggest, no, Max,
you big dumb idiot.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
To play online.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Games on the PlayStation, you need a membership, of course,
like twohundred bucks a year. And I asked him if
I could claim my PlayStation membership because I played a
couple of sports games and helped me learn all names.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
Do you know what I see? I see that. I go, Yes,
you did need to know their names. You are a
sports reporter, Yes, you can claim.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
His stupid fiefus, neither of us did the appropriate degrees
with this thirteen one oh two three, please give us
a ring with the most ridiculous things you've ever tried
to claim on tax.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
You can remain anonymous.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, we're putting ourselves out that this isn't what you
did claim on tax I. Eliza and I got a
dog and we trained Morris to oblivion because we wanted
him to be a tax right off, because we wanted
him to live in Eliza's dental.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
Studio, oh like a therapy dog.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
But then it turns out that he is more anxious
than the anxious patients that he was to be treating.
So now we just have a very clever, anxious dog
who lives at home.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
You can claim the zole loft now that you give
him every night.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yes, he's on a plomi cap all right.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
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Speaker 1 (26:20):
Anyway, We're in your wall of truth at the moment
which has become everyone's wall of truth. It is end
of financial well, start of financial use. Today it's the
first of July. We wanted to know the most ridiculous
things that you've tried to claim on tax Haley's of
the opinion that because of her work, pretty much everything
should be claimable.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
Well, I own it. I have a travel show, so
everything that I do could be on my show, so
I should claim it.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Really right, Yeah, no, that's not quite how it works.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And there's articles that are coming out at the moment
around tax time with some other stuff that Australians have
been trying to claim lately, and they are fantastic. One
has tried to claim a Polarts reforming machine. It was
purchased for an office worker because they had a sore
back and to work in the office they need to
fix that back, so therefore.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
They needed a Polarates reforms mahow you love that.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
One person, true, maybe in a different tax bracket to most,
has claimed a luxury yacht as a work expense because
there was a chance they might have to do some
business out on the island.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Tell me your forty nine cents and the dollar without
telling me your forty nine cents exactly right.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
And there was a truck driver who has been picked
up by the ATO because he tried to claim some
swimwear because when you're driving along the highway and it's hot,
sometimes you need to stop and take a dip.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
But it's true because if he overheats, he might have
a car crash.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, you and I don't work for the ATO, and
that's not quite how tax works.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Yeah, I wouldn't be a good accountant. But we want
to hear from you, and this story is about to
blow you away.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Yeah to nil, What is your story? The most ridiculous
things you tried to claim on tax?
Speaker 8 (27:48):
Well, I lost a few friends over this because they're
goody two shoes. But last financial year I got married.
Congrats and thank you. I own my own business, and
I know people may think it's dodgy, but because I
have a lot of business meetings, when I got married,
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I claimed my venue higher, half of the meals and
some of the.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
Wedding costs on my tax.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yes, because you were hosting a conference with clients and
in a white dress, I hosted.
Speaker 8 (28:24):
One hundred clients at a richie venue.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You did a welcome to country, and you do it
in events.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
You can imagine I was almost profitable when I got
my wishing.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
Well, I can see why you chose to remain another.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
That's really funny.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
We needed a DJ at this.
Speaker 8 (28:49):
Let's hope I get divorced and remarried.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (28:52):
Yeah, well the ATO is probably hoping that too.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
I mean, you do the yearly conference. Oh it's fine.
Speaker 8 (28:57):
Yeah, How are they to know that it was a wedding,
to be honest with, Unless they're going to go through
my tax in line by line item, how will they
ever know?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
They kind of do. They will go through all your
phone and stuff. We got married the same nation at
that conference.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
To wear laniards.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
Thanks guy?
Speaker 3 (29:23):
All right, can we talk to an accountant next? I
think we need a little lesson.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
It's become quite evident that you and I don't really
know a whole lot about what could be claimed on tax.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Yeah. I think it's important that we get someone on
next who can tell us all the funny things that
other people have tried to Are we talking about the
craziest things people have been claiming on their tax returns?
And we thought we'd get our very own Jenny from
the block, our little personal accountant on the phone.
Speaker 5 (29:48):
J's our show accountant. We decided channing.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
A license or anything, but she gives advice. Jenny, you've
been accounted for a long time. Can you tell us
some of the craziest things people have tried to claim?
Speaker 11 (30:00):
Actually, it's only been in the last few years that
people have gotten a little bit crazy. But I think
what's happening is that now it's a DIY society, and
so everybody's worked out what they can do, and most
of them are wrong about it. There's two different levels
of taxpayer, so there's your businesses and then there's your individuals.
If we go with the businesses, the best example I
think was something just very recent. If you spend less
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than twenty thousand dollars on a piece of equipment, you
can claim it all in one year. It's just an instant, right,
I think. But it has to be one piece of equipment.
You can't claim the first twenty thousand dollars or something
that you buy. Now a farmer who said no, no, no,
I spent I I've got this thing. It's I've got
a set of wheels, and I've got a motor, and
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I've got and when you finished listing all of these
different things.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
It was actually a.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Tractor individual parts, but all these but the individual parts
are less than twenty thousand dollars. Am I right?
Speaker 11 (30:53):
Yeah, so it was just what we called a kit tractor.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
But don't come that way your own tractor.
Speaker 5 (31:02):
What about for some other individuals a.
Speaker 11 (31:04):
Social media person whose income comes from that type of industry,
but she wanted to claim her veneers and.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
She so bad on her veneers.
Speaker 5 (31:19):
No, you're not allowed to do health in posts.
Speaker 11 (31:22):
And I think maybe if we the tax office would
probably just say, well, just keep your lips together when
you smile, because that's not that's not a thing, and
you can't I you're not going to take them out
when you're not working, so you know you're going.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
To get them benefits hit tractors.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
We can't do veneers.
Speaker 11 (31:41):
They can't claim your overseas holidays because you're stressed out
from work. And I mean, I'm serious that people have
had this conversation with me, And one day I'm going
to put a sign on my front door that says
I don't make the rules too, because people will come
in and have these conversations with me. If I did
not take that holiday, I would not have been able
to go back to work because I was so stressed
by my ways.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
So true, departments, No, exactly.
Speaker 11 (32:08):
At somebody wanted to claim their kitchen reninos, and seriously
wanted to claim their kitchen reninos because that's where they
make the food that they put in their tummies before
they go to work.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
See everything to work, and I see, I'm a very
creative person, and I totally see that about the kitschen
your staff, and then you can't work and do your job.
It's the best of your ability.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Okay, well, good luck, we're finding your accountant, Haley.
Speaker 2 (32:34):
Is it a surprise, Jenny that Haley was udited one year?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Surprise surprise.
Speaker 11 (32:42):
There's no secrets anymore. Big Brother is out there, so
the back croppers knows everything.
Speaker 5 (32:47):
As someone who doesn't know a whole lot about it.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I've heard people say ATO is not going to look
out for you anyway, Like I don't earn a billion
dollars a year, Like they're the only people that really
get audited.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
Is that true?
Speaker 11 (32:59):
No, No, not at all. Although there aren't a lot
of orders. But what they're doing now is they're doing
reviews and they're basically looking at benchmarking, and so they go, okay,
this and this amount of money, let's check and see
if he bought a boat this year. And you know
it's not a person doing this, obviously, it's a system.
It's all generating all this information matching up things because
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you know, the registration information goes to the tax office,
your bank account information goes to tax office. If you
buy a boat, if you buy a house.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Are you saying that that private jet that I bought
this year is going to be going to come out
the AI A t O is going to realize that
that third lanbo I bought I didn't really need.
Speaker 11 (33:43):
You're in the biring line, you guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
Our new show accountant Jenny, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
You're welcome.
Speaker 7 (33:50):
Have a good dayle and maxis money minute toy.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
All right. Uni student Jackson about to retire on the
radio with us right now. Hello Jackson, Hello Haley.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
How are you very well Jackson? As a UNI student?
How are you financially at the moment?
Speaker 6 (34:12):
Well, I haven't had a job for the last like
four or five months, so slowly dipping into my savings.
Speaker 5 (34:18):
Brilliant. What are we talking like?
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Me?
Speaker 5 (34:20):
Goring is sort of three nights a week.
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Yeah, bred roll you know whatever's in the pantry.
Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh, Jackson, we really want to help you do. Can
you imagine retiring right now? You never have to.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Worry not only retiring, I could retire my whole family.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
That's exactly right. Jackson gets it. Jackson gets it. What
are you studying, Jacko?
Speaker 6 (34:42):
I'm doing a Bachelor of Acting at Flinder's UNI.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
You love that, well, you can join our team with
a lot of actors in our ta.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
The whole point He's going to win two grand and
do anything, and then I'll say bye bye.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Never against Jackson. I'm going to give you the rules.
Ten questions, sixty seconds. We have to accept your first answer,
and if your pass will come back to at the end.
All right, yeah, okay, good luck Jacko. Thank your easy man.
It's actually not too bad.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Our two k ones are usually a little bit more difficult,
but I reckon this is gettable. Okay, Okay, your money minute?
Jackson starts.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Now. What is the main color on a twenty dollar note?
Speaker 1 (35:21):
Bread? What is five PM? In twenty four hour time?
A reformer bed is used for which activity or path
name the boy band Robbie Williams was a part of.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
Old Pa.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
Jeff Bezos just got married? In which European city or Italy?
Can I have a city?
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Oh Pa?
Speaker 1 (35:47):
Which major supermarket used to give away stickies.
Speaker 3 (35:52):
Food Woolworp.
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Bryce Cotton is best known for which sport.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Right anna name the Ossie who had a two thousand
and two hit with Kiss Kiss. Porto is a major
city in which European country a Portugal a.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
Popular AI services chat.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
What gimmt A reformer bed is used to which activity
reforming name.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
The boy band Robbie Williams was a part.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Of Battery Boys.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Oh Jacko Jackson, Give me a city, Give me an
Italian city that.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
Starts with me right, then we go. It's locked in.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
Okay, lock that in? Baby, all Right, I really wanted
you to win two thousand dollars. Okay, let's see what
you got. The main color on a twenty dollars note
is red. Yes, seventeen hundred is five PM in twenty
four hour time. The boy band, No, we got that wrong,
We got that wrong. We know that he got it wrong.
(36:52):
So I'm just going to go in order.
Speaker 2 (36:53):
Yeah do that?
Speaker 3 (36:54):
No, no, no, just does that me? Me being a
reformer bed is used for which activity pilates. I'm going
to give you that. You said reforming, reforming.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
You know, pilarates. You're making your life better, therefore.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Performing your body.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
We give it.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Come on, guys, okay, good name the boy band that
Robbie Williams is part of. It's take that. Yeah, we
can't give you that one. It was take that, not
Backstreet Boys. Jeff Bezos got married in Venice, not done now.
Stickies was not wool worse. It was Cole's.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
One.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Bryce Cotton sounds like a tennis player. I would have
said that too, but it's not basketball.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
He's a five time MBL MVP just signed for Pea.
Speaker 5 (37:39):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, the Aussie who had a two thousand and two hit,
Kiss Kiss Geremy. She was on neighbors. Everyone loved her.
Holly Lance, he was such.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
She had her little cameo in entourage and teenage mags
had a big Holly Lance thing.
Speaker 3 (37:51):
Whatever happened to her? Portos seve right wing like is
shen't know. I don't even follow her. Porto is a
major city in which European city is a country, Portugal. Yes,
and chat GBT is the AI service that we're referring.
Speaker 5 (38:05):
To siks out of ten Jackson sixty bucks.
Speaker 6 (38:07):
Hey, that's not too bad. It's not quite two k,
but it would definitely last me a while. Yep, you
live frugally.
Speaker 1 (38:15):
That's a month a lot of megoring noodles.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Mate, Thanks Jack, good luck, Try again another time.
Speaker 2 (38:24):
Legend actually can track it after nine o'clock. Two K
Tuesday does go all day while you work today, So
after nine and every single hour your chance to win
two grand with Michelle Murphy. Next, Keith Urban.
Speaker 5 (38:37):
I was actually so excited for Keith Urban and the
first half of.
Speaker 3 (38:41):
It it was really good. Yeah, it was informative, and
then it got bad.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Haley and Max in the morning, joined by a special
guess laughing. I was giving me here in Adelaide, August
twenty eight the Entertainment Center, Limited tickets at ticket tech
dot com dot Are you and the Heiner live well
to it?
Speaker 14 (38:58):
Keith Derby, Yes, he's laughing at us because our internet
in this studio is so woeful that when we go
on zooms it is a genuine slip of the coin,
whether or not the guest will be able to see
our face or not.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
But Keith, we can see you, and you are looking radiant.
Speaker 15 (39:15):
Well, thank you.
Speaker 12 (39:16):
Yeah, you look.
Speaker 15 (39:17):
I love what's going on here with you guys. It's
kind of like, you know, it's like the witness protection
type thing. I don't want you to know your actual appearance.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
It's like kids picks when you used to plan on
kids picks and you would draw like a hundred of Yeah,
it's exactly the same things.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Terrible. Can I just say we can see you so clearly?
And I just want to say you haven't. You literally
have not aged in twenty years. You look amazing. You haven't.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
That's just because I got it. It's just good in
internet connection.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
No, so handsome. You're drinking your beer water.
Speaker 5 (39:52):
It's water water.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
I would suggest that drinking of beer is probably Keith
tell us about this. You're coming back to town. I
don't recall you being in Adelaide, at least for a
hot minute.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
What are you memories of Adelaide?
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Playing the governor? Heind Marsh, that's the first thing I
think about.
Speaker 5 (40:15):
You've upgraded a bit since then.
Speaker 15 (40:16):
Yeah, I definitely played gigs at the gov Yeah, I
feel like I've played a lot over the years in Adelaide.
Always a good vibe, just a good vibe. In the audience.
You know, they're really they know all the songs and
they're into it and they get up and you know,
cut loose. So I love coming back and playing there.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Do you still get all the fields when you get
on stage, because I know, like you watch Robbie Williams
or Katie Perry and they talk about how they have
all this anxiety before they get on stage. Do you
still get that excited feeling in your gut when you're performing?
Speaker 15 (40:47):
Yeah, I just get antsy because they just want to
get out and get going. So, like you know, I'm
like a race horse kicking the stalls, like the starting gate.
I just want to like, let's just open the gates,
let's go. It's sitting around and waiting to play. Its
just drives me nut, so you know, kind of pace
and do whatever so I can just get out there
and get at it.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
You can see you're itching to go. You're not the
kind of guy who sits around there's nothing, are you?
You are always on the go? Am I right?
Speaker 15 (41:14):
No, I'm pretty good at doing nothing as well.
Speaker 5 (41:16):
I love doing I love doing nothing.
Speaker 2 (41:19):
No problem feeling.
Speaker 15 (41:22):
I can be a couch potato so easy. So no, worries,
and I'm really lucky. I have a really great two
of us. When I tour over here in the States,
sometimes the whole day is just spent sitting on the
tour bus watching movies, and I'm in heaven.
Speaker 5 (41:33):
I was going to say, what is couch potato? Keith?
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Like, are you a video gamer or a Netflix binger?
Do you have shows that you just watch on repeat?
Speaker 15 (41:43):
We just wrapped up the final app of Mobland. Do
you guys have that there?
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Yes, that's on Paramount. I reckon that one. That's got
a lot of.
Speaker 15 (41:49):
Good fantastic, Yeah, fantastic.
Speaker 3 (41:51):
Because if I was you, I'd be like all the
shows that your beautiful wife is it? Nicole Kidman is brilliant?
Do you just sit in binge hair shows? That's my wife?
Speaker 15 (42:00):
Well, I get to I get to see Yeah, I
get to see a lot of them before they air.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, we yeah.
Speaker 15 (42:07):
Which is kind of great. Things like and stuff like
that's amazing.
Speaker 12 (42:10):
Oh good.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Can you stick with us for one second because we
have something fun that we want to do with you next.
Speaker 15 (42:16):
Okay, I'm trepidacious, let's do it all right.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That's something fun that Max wants to do with Keith Urban.
Next result in the hang up. You've got to hear
that moment with Haley and Max. Part two of the
Keith Urban Chat with the little hang up, the question
that tips him over the edge, all thanks to this
daily hand. Maxes ask it fall.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Watching Keith as we play the introduction to Wall of Truth,
and he's going, what.
Speaker 3 (42:51):
Is this? So in our Wall of Truth, Keith, we
often get put into this situation where we have to
answer a very tricky question, deeply personal question. I get
really uncomfortable to be honest asking our beautiful guests something
that they might feel uncomfortable asking. So I'm just.
Speaker 5 (43:06):
Gonna the ones not kai, no ugly guests on today.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
So the way the way the Wall of Truth works
is you sort of just have to answer this question truthfully.
And when I was coming up with something to ask you,
Keith Urban, if you're happy to play this game, the
first thing I thought of, with your beautiful wife Nicole
Kidman being on so many great movies TV shows all
the time, I watched the movie with her and Zach
(43:32):
Efron recently, Family Affair, and I thought, what does Keith
Urban think when he sees his beautiful wife with beautiful
younger men like zac Efron having these beautiful love scenes
on TV and radio?
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Oh, why has that happened? What's just happened to you?
Speaker 2 (43:53):
He's disconnected from zoom?
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Did he just hang up on us?
Speaker 2 (43:56):
I think his team hang up on us because they
didn't want us to ask that question.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Really, to ask that he's gone.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
But he was like smiling. Everybody doesn't like the personal stuff.
What do you mean?
Speaker 7 (44:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (44:14):
I knew that would happen.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Why that was when I said him, we haven't upset Keith,
have we?
Speaker 7 (44:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (44:20):
He's gone. I knew that. I knew that was going
to happen. I thought we were vibing with Keith. We are,
but he doesn't like talking about his wife for me, No,
what do you mean? Did you not like talking about
your wife? Wife? He doesn't like talking about that. You
just say it's fine and you move on. He hates us?
Is Keith? I hate us? I knew that was gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (44:41):
We have beef with Keith Urban.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Now, if you knew it was going to happen, why
didn't you stop me asking the questions?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
Why? I said to you, I don't want to have
a part of this because I don't want to ask
these questions because he'll hate us. I don't want to
make him feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 5 (44:53):
He's very personable, I know, but he.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
Doesn't like talking about his person.
Speaker 5 (44:58):
Prior said we weren't allowed to ask those questions.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
But haven't you read everywhere that they don't like talking
about each other? I haven't read everywhere they don't like talking.
Speaker 5 (45:06):
About each other.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
I had this feeling, and I've probably seen it online
that they don't like the personal questions at all.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Producer Bell is he gone? Is that it?
Speaker 3 (45:16):
I'm kind of confirming with the publicist ause he what's
going on? I have a feeling that he's because Katy
Perry does this before. They have a sign where they
don't want to ask the question and they'll tell someone
in the room to switch it off, just say you
don't want to answer it. Can we go back to
the video and see if you did like in each
of the nose or a wink a wink? Yeah, let's
review the tape, guys, Yeah, right, Keith.
Speaker 2 (45:37):
Anything from the publishers. Have they said that we cross
the line?
Speaker 12 (45:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (45:40):
Nothing yet. I may have gotten ghosted from the publicist.
I knew that was going to happen. I hate myself.
Thanks for stopping us doing that. How do you really
appreciate it? I'm gonna do Katy Perry Fairy Nick, Okay,
the Katy Perry Fairy has been flying around Adelaide for
(46:01):
the last couple of weeks giving away Katie Perry tickets.
Speaker 1 (46:04):
All you had to do was get to the location,
chase down the Katy Perry Fairy and the first person
to rip the wig off of his head.
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, Katy Perry Fairy is a man in his twenties
with hairy legs, a mustache, and quite muscle legs.
Speaker 1 (46:18):
Can I say he does have musty legs and he
looks remarkably like our producer.
Speaker 3 (46:21):
Luke, exactly like our fairy to him. Yeah, Now, last
night was a very special night because our producer Luke
and the Katy Perry Fairy love Katie so much. Job
they were there at the concert, Luke slash Katy Perry Fairy.
Can you tell us what happened?
Speaker 7 (46:36):
Oh my gosh, guys, Katy Perry noticed the Katy Ferry Fairy.
Speaker 2 (46:41):
We did it.
Speaker 5 (46:42):
We did it so coold make us through the.
Speaker 7 (46:45):
Moment so earlier in the night. Let's just say, like
the first couple of songs, I will give a shout
out to this. She like pointed at me and kind
of gave a little confused look. I think she was
singing Cheery Eyed, which is like one of her album songs.
And I was like, oh, no, is this it. I
was like, she's just like going, what the hell is
this mangled looking fairy. We then got to Hard through
(47:08):
the Night and she was picking the people would come
off on stage and she was giving us absolutely nothing,
and everyone in our section was jumping around trying to
get us up, but she was not having a bar
but and I was like, it's over, it is over.
But then the silver lighting came. Later in the show.
(47:30):
She was seeing raw when she flies around on the
butterfly across the stage, and she looked down as she
was flying over us, and.
Speaker 3 (47:38):
She went, oh, that's so cool. We have the audio
of that moment.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You have to picture Tady Ferry dressed to the nines
and she's on a big flying thing and she flies
directly over our fairy, looks.
Speaker 16 (47:51):
Down, points at him and this happens. I'm going to
slow down version as well.
Speaker 12 (48:12):
I do.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
That is so awesome. She knows you exist. When she
said the Fairy, it's kind of with familiarity that she's
been listening to the radio.
Speaker 1 (48:24):
The Fairy she calls all the yeah gazzer from Port
no longer. When you see Gazza's name pop up on
the names here, that's actually.
Speaker 5 (48:33):
Katie Perry Ferry.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Oh did you see many of the people we've given
tickets to last night at the show Katie Perry Fairy?
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (48:40):
There were so many people coming up to me who
had seen or heard the Katy Perry Fairy and was like,
oh my gosh, it is the Katy Perry Fairy. People
were so lovely. Could I just say it was the
nicest crowd I ever had of the concert.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
That's so nice. I love it.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
Katie brings out the best in us.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Love that. Well, you've done the best job. You go
back to sleep now, Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Thanks guys, Love you.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Little Lukey wings up wigs, wings.
Speaker 3 (49:08):
Weeks are now He's not the fairy anymore.
Speaker 5 (49:10):
I feel like Luke might have a couple of weeks
at home.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
This laky all right here today.
Speaker 3 (49:20):
But tomorrow we just found out something shocking in the studio,
didn't we.
Speaker 2 (49:23):
Max.
Speaker 5 (49:24):
I'm gob smacked same.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
This is my gob ready smack smacked it right in
the face. Burjo, he sits in the studio with us,
has hooked up with not one, but two married women
on a cruise ship.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
A long time ago when I was working on it.
And it's ultra illegal.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
Oh, that's so illegal, you're fired.
Speaker 2 (49:45):
Tomorrow we're doing cruise Ship Secrets Exposed. You're gotta watch
Poop Cruise on Netflix two. Yeah, tomorrow
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