FULL SHOW #103: WHO IS MAX'S ULTIMATE NEMESIS???

FULL SHOW #103:

WHO IS MAX'S ULTIMATE NEMESIS? ADELAIDE FNDS OUT.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here, more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Max in the Morning.

Speaker 5 (00:27):
Adelaide's number one for fun. Good Morning Adelaide, Happy Friday,
Haley p Max Perfect.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
We got here. Just it's got me? Yeah, bugs got me?

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (00:42):
We're both feeling it, aren't we?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A little bit? A little bit snotty? Do you know
what's funny?

Speaker 7 (00:47):
Though we've been so good, Burjo in the studio has
been sick for like on and off. He's just like
so sickly that tons of lardest just always keep coming back.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
But you and I have been strong, so strong. I've
been having Baraka same and then the last three days
down down down, it's just getting me. Yeah, do what
I can do? You know, I do something really gross yesterday.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
I didn't send it to you because I think you'd
probably vomit, but I sent it to Burjo.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
What he meant?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
He's got the worst gag reflection.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
It's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
He can't even put his finger on his tongue without robbiting.
I sent him a photo.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Oh, my the stuff that came.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Out of my throat, naughty stuff. Yep. It was all
different colors, all the warm shades.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've actually never seen colors like it.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
In the look they autumnal colors. All the reds and
the oranges hits at this time, and that really hits seasonal,
very seasonal photography.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
And then Mum's like, you got to get a flue jab?

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Why didn't you get the flu jab?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
I'm my but home now I'm sick. I can't get
to mate, I can't get it now. This could be
the end of me. This is I've got a cold.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Ye. If I don't rock up on Monday, you'll see
my headstone. It'll be Max Burford nine ninety two twenty
twenty five, died doing what he loved having, having a
little cold, having it just a sniffle.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Anyway, it's not about us.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
It's a little bit about us, like we have to help.
It's about everyone.

Speaker 7 (02:12):
It's not about us at all, but we will continue
to talk about ourselves.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'll say the word I'll say the word I uputs
of one hundred times over theast three hours. Anyway, I
hope you good morning. It's about you too. We want
to give away some money today. The Money Minute has
to go off today, thousand dollars guaranteed after eight o'clock.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
I just say, I think we're a little bit lazy
when we come up with these quizzes because we wanted
to get to someone to win so bad. The first
question is what is one plus one?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
The last question yesterday?

Speaker 1 (02:46):
The last question yesterday is what's your favorite favorite last week?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
And she still managed to get nine out of ten
on it.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
See how you go.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Someone has to win the money today eight o'clock is
have you Max's Money Minute? At eight twenty as well,
we're doing something a little bit different. We're doing a
citizenship test to see which one of you is going
to be deported from the country.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
See I'm getting my passport right now.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
It's anything like our usual quiz is Haley could be
in trouble?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Hear that one. But next let's go back to talking
about you.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
About time hand matches.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
Yes, as.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
He gets us in trouble with Keith Evan, but not
with each other. No, the wall of truth is back.
We ask each other some deta personal tricky questions.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Usually we just go back and forth.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Max asks Haley Haley asks Max today though school holidays, Hailey, Yeah, guests.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
In the studio.

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Who brought my ten year old Alfie into the studio
just so he can see what mom does in the morning.
Because when I said yes to this job, he was
the only person that said he didn't want me to
do it.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
So I wanted him.

Speaker 7 (03:51):
To see how fun it is and how much I
love doing it.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Morning, Alfie, Morning, Can we put you in the Wall
of Truth?

Speaker 8 (03:57):
Sure?

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Yeah, this guy is bold. I like this. I have come.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Don't lie, I won't.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's the Wall of truth, It's not the Wall of lies, Hailey.
He gets the segment, he understand works, but he.

Speaker 7 (04:10):
Made me go out of the studio, so you're probably
feeding him live.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I just wanted to let him know what the questions
were going to be, okay, just in case you need
to saw it.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
And he was like, no, no, I've got a story
for that. Alfie.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Your first question just an easy, one, little half folly
to start with.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
He's your favorite parents. You can't ask that question.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
You can't ask that.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
I can I have. It's all of truth.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Don't answer it.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
At Do you have an answer to that?

Speaker 2 (04:34):
ALFI?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
No, no, because he loves us equally. We always talk
about this at home. That was the hardest question.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
We'll move on, but you have to answer this one.
Does your mum ever embarrass you?

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (04:45):
When so say we were out for dinner, I whisper,
I have to go to the toilet, and she screamed
out to the table.

Speaker 8 (04:53):
He has to do with.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Why do not do that to your son? I don't know,
because I don't find that embarrassing. You don't want everyone
to know that. I didn't know what.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
I'm sorry that embarrasses you.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Baby, I didn't know that embarrasses you. Hailey pears it.
You have a brain, can't help it. I've always done
this my whole life.

Speaker 7 (05:16):
I say, you're a little bit here, Alfie.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Who do you think is your mum's favorite child in
the family, including the dogs?

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Marge?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
And can you please tell everyone at home who Marge is?
My little new puppy.

Speaker 9 (05:32):
And before we got her, she said you have to
be equal, treat Peggy March's equally, and she easily treats
Marge way more.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
No, I don't I love that.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
I know you love her, but you treat Marge like
better because she's little, and I.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Pick her up more.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
But you also so much, Hailey. You also have human sons,
and I know that.

Speaker 7 (05:50):
But they don't give me as much as my dogs
give it when I get home here because when I get.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Home, Peggy and Marge are all over me.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
They literally it is the most exciting moment ever when
I get home and they're all over me, jumping.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
All over me, and I'm like, we gonna hear I'm home.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
You guys just want to go on your iPads? And
what do they're dogs?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
They like just jump.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Are you saying right now that having dogs is better
than having children? No, that sounds a lot like what
you're saying. But I also birthed my dogs. I love
my dogs like they are my children.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
Yeah, she did.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
You just weren't there for the birth.

Speaker 8 (06:23):
I was there.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Did pick up much? Alfie?

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Can you answer this as our next wall of truth question?
What is your mum not very good at? What annoys
you about mom at home.

Speaker 9 (06:36):
Not keeping hair on her head? Her hair goes everywhere
in the pool, in the bar, in the taps, in
the showers, my room.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Yes, I do it.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
I clean them out the other day. Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm the only one with long hair. You don't know
what it's like being the only girl in the family.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Figure one more for you.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
I have two other girls in the family, two dogs.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Two dogs, and has short red hair.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
As we've established there on a higher pedestal anyway our feet.
Last one for you. Everyone sees your mum. Hayley has
such a fun mum. She's fun all the time. She's bubbly,
she's happy.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
Is she always fun and bubbly and happy at home?

Speaker 8 (07:14):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:17):
What is she like at home?

Speaker 9 (07:19):
Sometimes if she gets angry, she goes kind of like psycho.
I get scared of it.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Reenact some of the anger for us.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, what does she do?

Speaker 9 (07:27):
So say I found something in this box and she
goes like, ah, this is gonna be fun and scraped
it in and lose it all.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
Oh, she loses it trying to put your leg away
because you leave your lego out.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
She goes psychle Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 7 (07:43):
So he leaves lego out and I go, watch me
put this away there?

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Oh my god, mixed up lego box.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
She can't be doing that. I think you're going to
find that. We're all on your side here, mate. We've
learned a lot about your mum. Thank you for joining
us in the world of truth. The new round of
footy started last weekend last night, sorry last night, and
I was sitting there watching a little bit on the
couch when I got home, and for the first time
in a long time, my interest was piqued by something

(08:14):
that I've seen like a hundred times before. And you
know when you watch these ads during a football they
all just become one. They go in one ear out
the other, in one eye out the other eye. However
it works, this ad stuck with me last night. I've
seen it that many times the Colgate Adh.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
This is where the Smile Strong ad seen it exactly.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
We've all seen it because it's one of about six
ads that's played for the entire season so far. This
is the one where Isaac Keeney, who plays for Sydney
who is one of the best players in the AFL,
is in it with Christian Petrarca, who plays for Melbourne,
who is also one of the best players in the AFL,
and in the ad for some reason, Christian Petrarca has
agreed to let Isaac Keeney take an absolute hangar on

(08:59):
his head and make him look like an absolute idiot.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Here is the audio.

Speaker 10 (09:05):
Your game feasts a crown a scow. But you know
what the real game change isn't a scow, it's a smile.
So next time you put on your game face, remember
smiling can boost your performance.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
So in theory, if you brush your teeth with Colgate
and you smile, you take hangers on players. But yeah, yeah,
that's hot work. My main issue here, Hayley, is it's
more a query. Do you think Christian Petrarca agreed to
do this ad knowing that Isaac Keeney was going to
take a screamer on his head?

Speaker 6 (09:39):
Okay, there's two ways you can look at it.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
He could have either gone, yeah, my god, Colgates contacted me.
I'm like, I'm gonna be in an ad and not
actually you know, he's a footballer, not actually read the
fine print.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
That was gonna look like a big douchebag.

Speaker 7 (09:52):
So there's that, and also there's he's probably getting paid
a lot to do it, so he didn't read the
fine print. It was like, yes, I want to be
the face of Colgates.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I think when you get it gets to a point
where you're like, yes, I'm getting paid a lot to
do it. But I let's find an alternative where one
of my main rivals doesn't take a hanger on.

Speaker 6 (10:09):
Self deprecating ads are.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Work, but it's not a celebrities. A lot of sporting
players do it.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
It's not even self deprecating in that because it comes
down and Isaac Keene's holding a footy and it zooms
are smiling and you just like Christian doesn't get a
chance to do like a done or.

Speaker 7 (10:26):
There's actually no point in him in that ad is there?
It could have been played by an extra.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
It could have been an extra.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
In fact, I would have assumed when Christian read his
contract it would have been like you and another footballer
will be in an ad. Someone's taking a hanger and
we're talking about how good your teeth look when you
take a hanger, and he would be like, yeah, whatever,
I'll take a hanger on the extra football player.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
It's so true that there needed to be That's what
that's the issue. There needed to be another moment where
he goes, oh.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Damn it done. If I brush my teeth. If I
did that, like if I didn't brush my teeth, or
I would have been the one taking because.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
If you look at it, he's just like you don't
even really notice him.

Speaker 6 (11:00):
There's no point to him at all.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
There's absolutely no point in Christian Metraka being there. And
I to be honest, the more I watch that ad
and it's on all the time, the more I think
maybe he's not as good at football.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
You changed view him all because of.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
A Coldgate ad, And I'm sure that's not what he wanted.
We don't like him anymore, do we? Is say?

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Keene's clearly a better football We aliens.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
All right, we have a one hundred dollar actually give
away so you can eat and drink Soul Origin. We
got covered. But we're going to play a game.

Speaker 6 (11:31):
It's called one Note.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Wonder.

Speaker 7 (11:32):
Burdo is going to play the beginning of a song
and we have to buzz in with our names. And
I'm just gonna be honest, I have nothing left in
me today. I've just been crawling like a dog with
worms to the finish line today.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
For the weekend, we like to play.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
This game quite near the front of the show to
get ourselves up for the rest of it, because otherwise
we're just husks.

Speaker 4 (11:51):
Were huskedge We're just id like to play for you
so you can win this voucher.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hailey, today you're playing for Caitlin in Upper Hermitage.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Good morning, Caitlin.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
How are we good?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
What are you doing up so early?

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well?

Speaker 7 (12:06):
I thought I'd do a nice faced by the thing and.

Speaker 11 (12:08):
Go and get some material surprise me before they.

Speaker 12 (12:11):
Start what this morning?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
As you are?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Without you? The whole business would crumble, wouldn't it, Kayleb.

Speaker 13 (12:17):
They need their sand bags, they do.

Speaker 6 (12:20):
I feel like a sand bag right now.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
If they run out of sandbags, Healey and I can
come and lay out. That's how we feel at the moment.
To make it in Highbury, I'm playing for you. What
do you do for a living?

Speaker 12 (12:30):
To Maka, I work for Sawer Network?

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Oh my god?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
And do you have them to support the port Adelaide Power?

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Perfect?

Speaker 6 (12:39):
Perfect match up with you in her It's.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
A prerequisite when you sign up for say Power, you
have to They don't hire any Crows fans, I'm told?

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
To make it?

Speaker 4 (12:47):
I wish? All right, let's do this all right.

Speaker 5 (12:51):
These are all songs that are coming up today, special
little version for.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
You songs in our show.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
Turn Around Again.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
It's karaoke.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
I know, I just buzzy and I can't help it.

Speaker 6 (13:11):
I have trained.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Money.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
It's it's buzzy Tyler.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Yes, and it's Tyler's turn around. Oh my god, bright eyes?
Is it total eclipse to the heart? How do I
not know?

Speaker 1 (13:33):
Did not sing this at karaoke when we went there
like a month ago? Yes, you and joke you edited
this song.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
We did it.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I don't believe Max got that.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Feels like a Matchbox twenty yeah, or Counting Crows kind
of thing.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
No mat twenty.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Slide buzzing with your name Hayley.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
Yeah, she said it's called mass twenty.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
Does sound very ropped.

Speaker 14 (14:08):
She doesn't it she needs a raincoat, So I am
come on, my I'm helping you.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
Please, I've gone playing. I'm gonna I'll let you have this.
You don't even know what it is. I know what
it is. It's in cars.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
Yeah, life is a highway Springsteen? Oh my god, Life
is a highway?

Speaker 4 (14:38):
You didn't have it?

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Who is it not Springsteen?

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Who's the artist? Mat is it?

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Tom Cock Crew, Tom Conrade?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
And it was covered by Rascal Flats from the car soundtrack.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
I am so sorry, Caitlin, I was Awful's.

Speaker 6 (14:58):
Is your best?

Speaker 7 (14:58):
And hey go to girl Power Anyway.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
However, that sentiment is not getting you one hundred dollars
sol origin vouch because that's going to Tamika and Joy
to make.

Speaker 12 (15:09):
Her thank you so much?

Speaker 4 (15:11):
Have you got made fun you? Okay, Haley, that wasn't
your day?

Speaker 6 (15:15):
Was it all right?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Hey? Hot Tea is coming up next? Celebrity gos. What
do we got?

Speaker 4 (15:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
Hate Charlie's theron. We love her so much.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
She has got a.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Little secret to keeping her action life alive in her forties.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, action life, Yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
Special cuddles life.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
Okay, Yeah, the.

Speaker 13 (15:40):
Wood was true.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Weird Paley's hot Tea.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Charlie's theron.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
That woman does just gets more beautiful as she ages.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
She's just stunning, so beautiful.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
I think it's her. She's also got a great personality.
I think she's really fun and real.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
She's just said that she's almost fifty and she says
she's having the best action of her life at forty
nine years old. She was on this podcast this week
talking about how at forty she found this new sexual freedom.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Good for you.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Sure, she's a single.

Speaker 7 (16:13):
Mom, just have time for just to get in and
out of relationships.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
She doesn't have a lot of time for herself.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
She does have time to throw a leg over. By
the sounds of it, she does have a listen to this.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Trobably had three one nights downs in my entire life. Okay,
but I did just recently a twenty six year old
and it was really amazing. Yes, and I've never done that,
and I was like, oh, this is great.

Speaker 7 (16:36):
Okay, freaking that twenty six year old is on a
group chat with all his friends.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
One guys, I wouldn't I would put if that was
me and I was a twenty six y old, I
would honestly put it on my headstone.

Speaker 7 (16:47):
Yeah, you'd have to write that's like, but no one
will believe you. Is Charlie's thrown.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
It's only a one night and it's not gonna happen again.

Speaker 7 (16:53):
What an incredible living that moment for the rest of
your life, wouldn't you?

Speaker 4 (16:59):
I would feel bad for any woman that that man
ever comes to con again.

Speaker 7 (17:03):
All right, From one holding to another. Brad Pitt has
also dropped some bombs on another podcast as well.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
I don't know if you ever noticed.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
This is something that I've noticed because I watched a
lot of movies. But Brad Pitt eats in a lot
of his movies. While he's talking and delivering his lines,
he's eating all the time.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
Ocean's eleven, you go back and watch the amount.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Of food that.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Well, I don't know if this is from that movie,
but one of the movies he was in he had
to eat beans and bacon and the direction said to him,
eat like you haven't eaten in days.

Speaker 6 (17:31):
And that's how he's eating. And even when he's eating
like that.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
He's still so good looking.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Good looking dude.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
But he said because of that, he had to eat
the beans and bacon really fast. He cleared out a cafe,
haven't listened.

Speaker 15 (17:44):
Took its course, and then there was nothing. I went,
oh great, I got away with that one. And then
suddenly the most diabolical something something the entire crew in
the whole room, and he fleed the cafe flid.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, Brad Pitt.

Speaker 6 (18:01):
Dropped his gu Yeah, you've just turned me off, Brad,
well done.

Speaker 4 (18:04):
That came from the brad pit of his stomach.

Speaker 7 (18:06):
Yeah, really did bumit. Kathy Griffin, now you know her.
She's a comedian. She's been on Sinefeld. She's really funny.
She's got really that voice that everyone recognizes.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
The red hair as well. The red hair she.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
Normally has a fringe, and she's just stepped out in
LA and she's not wearing any makeup, and her fiery
hair is all over the shop. And as soon as
I saw it, I was like, is that person playing it?

Speaker 4 (18:34):
She looks like the og it.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
She's really white and pasty. She's wearing her own Kathy
Griffin T shirt, like a toa T shirt. I love her.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
I think she's really nice and I hate because no
one wants to like it. You're familiar with the term
five heads. Yeah, she's got full receding. It's a ten head.

Speaker 7 (18:54):
If you look at her, it looks like she has
doesn't got any hair, and she's just got like a
bush behind.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Her head, and she's put clown makeup. Like her skin
is so white.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
She can see through her face. Is Kathy okay?

Speaker 7 (19:03):
Some people I think you need to have a fringe.
I probably am one of those people. I've got a
five haird to Maybe I need to have a fringe.
Do I look like Kathy Grips?

Speaker 1 (19:12):
You're a little bit more tanned than cathygorrizzm. You look
less like a cloud. Thank go a bond from those
oversized feet.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
If you're.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
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Speaker 1 (19:51):
Very intriguing article why walking your dog could be risking
your health?

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Well, we need read this because we walk our dogs.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Like all the time.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
A UK review of a whole bunch of studies has
put the financial cost of wrist and hand injuries linked
to dog walking as high as forty eight million dollars.

Speaker 7 (20:08):
And you're what wrist in hand injuries like falling over
or holding the lead too tight.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
It is a combination of those things.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
We're seeing a lot of Australian occupational therapists and physios
saying they are treating a lot of owners for significant
soft tissue injuries, broken bones, when leads tangle around fingers,
they tangle around legs and people fall over.

Speaker 6 (20:29):
I mean, how breakable are you though? To break a
risk with that kind of stuff?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
There is a fall.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
There's a suggestion in the article that people aged over
sixty five run the biggest risk of being hurt because
they have a greater propensity to have osteoporosis.

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Yeah, and when you get to an age you don't
fall over, you have a fall.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah, Hayley didn't trip over, she had a fall.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Do you get that with you? Your parents like, well,
my friend Margaret had a fall at a fall. No,
she fell over. The margaret tripped. Yeah, she's a little
trip it back up. She had a fall. She had
a fall. Yeah, and then she has Okay.

Speaker 7 (21:03):
It's actually awful because if you are there's a crazy
stat If you have a fall and you are over
a certain age, it can ruin the rest of your life.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
You might not get back up.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Well.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
There are tips in this article about how to avoid
being part of these statistics. Avoid isolating a single finger
on the lead. Who does that just a single You
might have a little tiny dog. That would be another tip.
Avoid getting a dog that's too big for you instead
use a cylindrical grasp with the lead across the palm
of the hand.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
So like that.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
Okay, that's easy to say than do, which is got
a dog that pulls.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Put your hand through the lead and just hold on
to it.

Speaker 6 (21:37):
Yeah what else?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
People with arthritis or reduced grip strength? Hows your grip
strength q good as yours? Mountain climber, Yeah, should opt
for a bigger handle because it requires less grip strength.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
And also leashes should be two to three meters long.
That is too long. There's way too long. My dog
would be attacking another dog.

Speaker 7 (21:57):
If I could do that, train your dog.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
But if she sees a dog, she'll run up to it.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Have you had any walking dog related injuries in your household?

Speaker 7 (22:06):
I've well we had we caused in that Peggy Boxer
where Jimmy was walking her and walked her into the
dog park and she gets so excited when she sees
other dogs, and so he had her by the lead,
but she ran off and escaped and ran straight into
this woman that was standing there in the dog park.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
That she would be a little bit older than us,
like had a fall.

Speaker 7 (22:31):
Old, she had a fall, she landed and then he
had to wait for the ambulance to come.

Speaker 6 (22:37):
They had.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
She was in Hampstead Rehabilitation Center for four to six months.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Your dog send someone to four months of rehab and just.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
Imagine the guilt when she comes back to the dog
park and she's on one of those weely things.

Speaker 4 (22:51):
Funny, it's awful, A kidding me? Your dog did that.

Speaker 6 (22:54):
She didn't mean to.

Speaker 7 (22:56):
But if maybe, if you are a little frail, you
shouldn't be standing in the middle of the dog park.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You think, is this why you've got in your front
yard at home that like scarecrow that's dressed up like
an old woman, and you keep doing your boys keep
doing that attack trick.

Speaker 7 (23:09):
Yeah, that's exactly why I do that.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
You It can be dangerous, though.

Speaker 6 (23:17):
I feel so bad she was in hospital for six.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Months because your dogs aren't trained. No, she just ran
through the park and she didn't bend her knees. Probably
that's another thing they didn't say.

Speaker 4 (23:25):
That's an article. You got to bend your knees, propably
old woman in the dog park, but not bend aganese.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
And I also learned last week you should do judo.

Speaker 7 (23:33):
Judo teachers you how to fall fall properly, you don't
break your.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
If you're a seventy year old out there right now
with osteoporosis and you're listening to this concern that Haley's
killer dog is going to come for you should just
take up judo this week.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
You know, it's fun. It'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
In the morning, came Max perfect facing the Wall of
Truth next, and he's going to reveal who his ultimate nemesis,
and you'll probably know him because there are a local identity.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Haley's Dogs.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Sakes much greater.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Mix one or two point three haleum Max in the morning,
twenty two past Devin Hate in an hour from now,
Haleum Max. I go on up against the Australian citizenship test.
We'd love you to test yourselves and play along as
we do that, we'll see which one of the guys
is going to get deported.

Speaker 8 (24:27):
All right, balls, all right.

Speaker 7 (24:37):
We do this every day where one of us has
to answer a deeply personal question.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
It's world famous now.

Speaker 7 (24:44):
It digs up some rotting things from the past and
you can also get some fun stories too.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
You never know what you're going to get. But I am.

Speaker 7 (24:52):
In control of the Wall of Truth today and I'm
asking you the question, Max Burfett, who is your ultimate nemesis?

Speaker 4 (25:02):
Who's my nemesis?

Speaker 8 (25:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I like it in movies everyone has nemesis. Yeah, Okay,
if I had to pick an Adelaide nemesis, I mean,
there's a pretty clear and obvious choice with someone who
does it's like bizarro. Max does the same thing as me. Yeah,
so under sports presenter for Channel ten.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
He's a sports presenter for Channel nine.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I'm on the.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Radio for bixwent or two point three. He's on the
radio for five double A.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
I host things on the weekends, like footy events and whatnot.
He hosts things on the weekend, footy events and whatnot.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Tom Wren, Tommy Red, I'd have to do my nemesis,
wouldn't he.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
The nicest man in Southeast.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
It's a shame because I would like, I'd like to
hate don't. But the funny thing is you haven't.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
You haven't listed off all the things because I often
feel like I'm cheating on you when I'm with Tom,
because you are.

Speaker 6 (25:59):
The same guy.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
Because Tom is my co host on Holloway is A
and you're my co host.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Here we're sharing Hayley Pearson.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yeah, you also have that in common.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
Tom's got a lovely one. I've got a lovely wife,
so true. I'm about to foot tall and he can't
only just got that he is.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
I always say he's the busiest man in South Australia,
but he has time for everyone.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
He's a really nice man. But you can't. You two
are so also.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Likable, Like you're both nice guys. Like normally there's someone
in the media that's in sported and they're real ahole.
You know, they're arrogant and they think they know everything.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Well you think you know everything, but you're not. But
you do it in a lovable You're a nice guy,
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (26:44):
You know the people I'm talking about, We've had them
here in South Australia.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Ye're there everyone's nemesis. Yeah, we've got plenty of people
that we all dislike. When you see Tom.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Wren doing something that you're not doing, how don't make
you feel He's.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
A few years more advanced than me and his career
so like I feel like I'm playing catch up.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Do you trying to get to that level? Do you
watch him on Channel nine and go I want to
be like that? I feel like I want to.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
I probably want his paypack and I feel like he
probably earns more than me working at Channel N.

Speaker 4 (27:14):
I think all meeting is.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
The same with run out of money, all your legacy salaries.

Speaker 4 (27:20):
You've ruined it for the rest of us.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
So true.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yeah, Rennie's good. Renny's someone that I definitely like watched
before I had the job, but now I have the
same jobs as him, and he's an nemesis.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
I feel like that's a good take him down in
the ratings.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Yeah, no, but you can't and is so nice.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
I have to beat him, but you because you're competitive.
He's I don't think he's very competitive. He's just a
nice guy. Literally, whenever I see him, how's Max. Oh,
that's a great guy. How's Max going?

Speaker 4 (27:47):
Yeah, like he really likes you.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
You should see Rennie when he's when he's backed something
that's not winning.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Oh, I know I've seen that day, nemesis.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
I've got Well, mine would be not a nice one.

Speaker 7 (28:02):
Mine one would be the lady at there's a coffee
shop near me And whenever I get her serving me
and I asked my skinny dirty try.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
I know she always does full cream milk. She does
this on just spite you.

Speaker 6 (28:15):
Yeah, I know it.

Speaker 7 (28:16):
I walk in and she and I actually don't think
they have skinny milk, but she doesn't tell me that.
She just goes yeah, yeah, no worries, and then makes.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
It she's mine. She's sick of your success.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yeah, she wants to bring me down.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
I would.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
The best.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I would like to hear your nemesis, Adelaide thirty one
two three. I'll give you a hundred dollars food Land
boucher for our favorite calls today.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Who is it for you in your life?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Is it the person in the drop off zone that
takes up two car parks, the nemesis that you come
across every single week of your life.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Yeah, the guy that your neighbor that puts their rubbish
in your bin.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh my god, don't you blow your leaves onto my
front lawn?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
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one hundred dollars food Land vouch. You don't forget to download
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Speaker 4 (29:03):
I mixed one y two point three is Hailey and
Max in the.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Morning And as you just said at the money minute,
with one thousand marks, it is coming up at eight
Someone will win.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
We actually guarantee a winner today.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
Meantime, win one hundred dollar food Land voucher by giving
us a ring on thirteen one oh two three.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
With your nemesis?

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Yeah, I just put Max through the wall of truth.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
And the question today was who is your ultimate nemesis?

Speaker 4 (29:26):
The only one that I could think of was Tom Wren,
the nicest man in South Australia. He's a lovely man,
and I like to think I'm a lovely man and
you are.

Speaker 6 (29:32):
You're both like so agreeable, but.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
We both do the exact same jobs. Yeah, all of
the job. But also I feel like you wouldn't be
jealous of him, would you. We're going ahead to heavy
each and I'm a football than him. Who cares? So
you are?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
You are?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
All right?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Who's your nemesis? To be honest, the pettier the better.
Jackie Internundas called in to start us off. Jackie, who's
your nemesis?

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Sorry, jack go again, Jackie, who's your nemesis?

Speaker 16 (30:03):
My husband is my nemesis for sure?

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Why?

Speaker 16 (30:07):
Wh Because I have shown him so many times how
to hang his power up in the bathroom yep, and
he I think he just does it on purpose. He
just hangs it up the wrong way, and every time
I walk in the bathroom, I can't do anything until
I fixed it.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
Can I give you some advice. This is what I
did to my thirteen year old yesterday. He does the
same thing. He leaves all this yucky stuff in the bathroom,
and I tell him time and time again to take
it away. I picked up all that dirty stuff off
the floor, and then while he was in bed, I
put it on his face.

Speaker 6 (30:40):
You should do that to your husband.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
It worked Jackie today. What's the right way to hang
a towel? Just quietly?

Speaker 11 (30:48):
Well, because I like to have it so that you
can't see the label. So he does hang his towel up,
but it's the label that it shows the label and
it's not even.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Oh my gosh, Jackie, I don't want to be that guy,
but maybe you've got OCD.

Speaker 17 (31:05):
I probably do.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Yeah, Hey, you know what.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
I appreciate you calling. You're in the running for the
food Land voucher. Please let's keep these Nemesis call next.

Speaker 7 (31:12):
We've got Jackie's husband on the phone.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Three petty nemesis, the petty of the bed.

Speaker 5 (31:18):
We'll take those girls next after Taal cruise Maxie.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
We just put him through the wall of truth. The
question was who is your ultimate nemesis? He said, Tom
Ran nicest man is out Australia.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
Gotta be Readie.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
We do all the same jobs. And as much as
I like him, I've got to beat him. I've gotta
beat Rennie the same guy. I don't think he'd feel
like that about you, I reckon. He'd just be really
happy for you your success.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
Outwardly, you reckon. Everyone wants to win all the time.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
It's just how it works. It's human nature. What are
your nemesis?

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Adelaide? Who's your nemesis?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Sarah in Abberfoyle Park, What is who's your nemesis?

Speaker 13 (31:55):
Hey morning, how are we good? Good? I was to
serve before and my boss has a girlfriend who works
together in the same cafe. And one day my boss, oh, Sarah,
O can you make my favorite chicken salad? I say, yeah, sure,
on it right now, and he said, love you, Sarah,

(32:18):
And his partner was there and he never said love
me in two years of relationship.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
And since then, your boss's girlfriend he love you because
of a salad.

Speaker 13 (32:33):
Yeah, I made him a salad and he and since
then she doesn't talk to me and give me hard
time at work.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Oh no, I'm jealous of you.

Speaker 13 (32:44):
Geez, I'm fifty three, he's probably thirty six.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
What are you gonna do about that?

Speaker 17 (32:51):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (32:52):
I did confronted her. I said, now, are you all right?
I think do I offended you? He said, no, you didn't.
I said, but you didn't talk to me. She comes
into the kitchen, talk to the other chef and just
avoid eye contact with me. And since then we have
never spoken.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Not at you hate me to course, and you know
what it means.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
You're a good cook, and you're a good lady, and
you're probably a good look at to Sarah Fret.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
I'm very competitive, but I think it's secretly.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
Yeah, if you know, you could have great perfect nemesis
exactly what.

Speaker 7 (33:32):
We're Shannon and Andrews farm are. We're talking ultimate nemesis,
lamer the better.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
What's yours?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Hi?

Speaker 18 (33:39):
Mine's my boss? Also, biggest control for each ever micro manager? Crazy?

Speaker 6 (33:51):
We meant to call you your name or did you
want to be anonymous?

Speaker 18 (33:54):
Oh no, that's fine, My name's fine. I just won't
mention where I work.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
What sort of micro managing are we doing?

Speaker 18 (34:01):
What do you mean, Oh, so everyone in the company
has the same email address. We don't have individual addresses.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
What.

Speaker 18 (34:11):
Yeah, so he literally watches everything go in and out.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Oh no, I hate that.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
You need to do you need to start signing that
email address up to all sorts of mailing lists.

Speaker 13 (34:23):
Yeah, that's a good idea.

Speaker 18 (34:25):
I'm going to start with some shopping one.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Yeah, exactly right. It's about time I gave everyone individuals shouted. Yeah,
hopefully that works out.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
That is such a bizarre thing to crazy. Yeah all right,
thank you so much. Now if you have just joined us.
Max has said that his ultimate nemesis is the kindest
man in South Australia, Tom Red. Yeah, and uh he
works for another TV station, Channel Night. He's on five
double A probably right now. But he's also just called us, Hey, Tommy.

Speaker 19 (34:57):
Hello, Haley and Mac. I have got to say, I'm flattered,
Magzie that he is my nermeousis because I've just done
a little side by side. He's taller, younger, more handsome,
and infinitely more talented. What the hell are you worried about?

Speaker 4 (35:15):
Stop being so nice?

Speaker 1 (35:16):
So this makes me feel like we need to be
more aggressive with my nemesis, like rivalry with you because
you're too nice, Rennie.

Speaker 19 (35:24):
Well, it would be unfair though, because it would be
like Danny de Beato up against Tommy Man.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
Do you ever look at Max and feel threatened or
any of the like?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Who's your nemesis?

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Of course?

Speaker 19 (35:38):
Look at him, look at him, his buddy reading, he's
on hosting his own brecky show. He's flying.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
It's enough patting on the back for me, it's enough,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Who would you say if you were asked who would
be your nemesis?

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Great question?

Speaker 19 (35:54):
I would say anyone that's taller than me, any bloke
that's taller than me, which is just about everyone.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
You're a poppet rocket and you're so kind.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Oh God.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Some of the great superhero movies and when there on
the villain get together and they go against the common
enemy God, your Batman and Robin.

Speaker 4 (36:14):
Who could we take?

Speaker 19 (36:16):
Let's take him all down? You know what, match, I
think you beat me properly when you said he outwardly
lovely guy. Inwardly you've actually.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
Nailed in there, right.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
So we're teaming up, Rennie. I think maybe next you
and I take down Hazy.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yeah he's a nice guy too, but.

Speaker 19 (36:37):
We're take him down. Yeah, we've got.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
I just want to.

Speaker 19 (36:43):
Good looking, too good looking for mine, So let's take
him down through that.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Love you do. It's Metro Whip.

Speaker 8 (36:58):
We're been good all right.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
The Metro Whip was famous on the project. The Project
Rest in Peace died last Friday night, and it's not
going to be on your TV anymore. So we thought, well,
let's keep it alive, the Metro Whip and find out
what you're doing in your neck.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
Of the woods this weekend.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, and you can call us on thirteen one oh
two three and you can join in with this small
events little like is absolutely fine. We had some people
calling in from footy clubs last week saying, we've got
to meet Trey Raffles. Yeah this week down at the
Cockle Divers. You know I've got something. I've got an event.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Well, have you got an event? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:30):
I can come up with one for the weekend. Okay,
keeps the big things happening in my life this weekend.

Speaker 7 (37:35):
You're going to the event that I'm going to talk
about is the longest table my adelaide.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
You want to save tonight for when we kick the
whip you can start? Oh yeah, okay, probably Yeah, Okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Because we know that it needs to be the carnage
in the car. I'll finish it off. Yeah, okay, cool,
I'll finish the whip.

Speaker 6 (37:47):
All right, let's do it.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Okay, you throw it to me then ready.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Yeah, so I'll be Charlie Pickering in the studio and
I'll be carry Big more you both all right?

Speaker 4 (37:57):
Anyway, that was some really serious news.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Okay, thanks carry Let's do the whip around now with
everyone all over the world and the state and stuff.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
Let's start with Hailey Pearson in North Adelae. Haley, what's
going on where you are? Guys? It is our at
lady Longest table tonight. We are so excited.

Speaker 7 (38:13):
We're raising money for breast cancer recess right here in
South Australia.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
The theme is Italy.

Speaker 7 (38:18):
All my friends and family are coming and tonight we're
gonna hopefully hit over six hundred thousand dollars for breast
cancer guys over the years.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Hailey, what will you be eating down there?

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (38:26):
Lots of pasta and pizza and all the Italian foods.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Sorry, Haley, you're dropping out. We can't go to you anymore. Sorry, Hailey,
there's no more time for you on the Whip Around.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
We're moving on. It is Gary and Tee Tree Gully. Gary,
what's happening?

Speaker 20 (38:38):
Yes, on Sunday We've got the Southern Go Kart Club
out at Robinson Road, Bolivar. We get one hundred nominations,
twelve girls, bring down the spectators. It's free for everyone.
We've got heated canteen facilities, so rain rains covered.

Speaker 6 (38:52):
Off canteen facility.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Gary, have we got our next who's out? Daniel Ricardo
out there? We're going to next Oscar Piastre.

Speaker 20 (39:00):
Possibly We've got some of the top juniors in the
country racing this weekend. Who won rounds of the Istrailing
Carling Championships, So it could be action packed.

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Guys, I love it. Southern Go Kart Club at Bolivard.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
Thank you Gary. Let's sorry, we're run.

Speaker 6 (39:12):
Out of time. We're going to go to Miles in Hillbank.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Hello Miles, Max, how I is no Miles no time
for HAWII is you got to tell us what's going on?

Speaker 4 (39:20):
It's the Whip Around mate.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Adelaide, We've got the best thing happening in Adelaide this week.
For the holidays, We've got Adelaide Winterfest at the Torrens
Parade Ground.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
Yes, I love Winterfest. What's there?

Speaker 4 (39:32):
So we've got ferris Will brand new first well, first
time in Australia.

Speaker 21 (39:37):
I got a thrill ride there, rollercoaster for the kids.

Speaker 4 (39:40):
Plenty of games and plenty of excitement and heaters.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
I assume at Winterfest, Myles, No, it's winter Yeah, it's Winterfest.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Mount Compass, tell us what's going weekend down there?

Speaker 19 (39:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (39:54):
Down at Mount Compass at Dakarta Studios we have milkshake
and play for the kids. So we have a delicious
milkshake from our friends at Clyde and Coe and the
kids can create their own play creation.

Speaker 8 (40:06):
I love this.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
That's awesome for the school holidays.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
And I love milkships and I love that perfect great
ticks all the boxes.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Jeanine, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (40:15):
Coarina and Elizabeth Vale wrap it up. You're the last
person in the what's going on this weekend?

Speaker 21 (40:20):
Yeah, we have a grand opening of X and Co
Collective at the Ingle Farm shopping Center on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Well, that sounds fantastic. What is it, Coarina, sell it
to me quick.

Speaker 21 (40:30):
Ex and Coat is a small lot of businesses that
usually do markets and stuff. So they're all getting together
and they've opened a shop. So we have a lot
of variety baby products till it can be tumblers, free
dried lollies, really the whole range.

Speaker 7 (40:46):
I'll be there this weekend, locked in. Okay, you're the best,
Thank you, Karina. I was going to Wi Max Max
Max's birthday Sunday, probably about ten thirty. I'll probably go
shopping at the Britworks and do my third shobbing.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
So if you want to do food shobbing as well, yeah, okay,
I'll be around marks and stuff.

Speaker 4 (41:06):
That's the weaver out.

Speaker 10 (41:09):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, thousand dollars a money minute.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
Hallette Cove is a nice place to retire, isn't it, Matt,
Absolutely Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
You hang them up.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
Melissa in Hallett Cove.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
You're feeling a bit nervy.

Speaker 18 (41:25):
Very It's very different when you're actually on the phone,
not just in the car.

Speaker 7 (41:30):
But we have to give this away, Melissa, So if
you do get a question.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Wrong, we're going to have to move on. Yeah, okay,
we're doing it a bit different. Yeah, if someone gets
it wrong, that's it. I think. All right.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
We love you, even though we will probably hang up
on you.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
If you get one wrong, that's fine, that's fine, I understand.

Speaker 6 (41:48):
All right, I'm going to give you the rules.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
Yeah, the simple solution, listener is just get them, all right,
when yourself one thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
It's as easy ask.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
So we have to accept your first answer and if
you pass, we'll come back to that question at the end.
All right, Yeah, let's do this, Melissa, let's retire.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
All right, Your money minute starts now?

Speaker 1 (42:06):
What is one plus one two? The obarn operates in
which city? Where on your body? Would you wear headphones?
If the Today Show is on which TV channel?

Speaker 8 (42:22):
Nine?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
On what app? Would you retweet something?

Speaker 8 (42:27):
Twitter?

Speaker 4 (42:27):
Name? Name one of port Adelaide's team colors red? What
Vicka was a mirror? Actually know.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
What? Adelaide doesn't wear any ten.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
I'm so sorry, Melissa, they do.

Speaker 1 (42:44):
You've got forty marks. But we haven't got any time
to hang around and talk about what you're gonna do
with that forty dollars because we're moving straight onto Jenna
in Evanston Gardens. Morning, Jenna, Good morning, Jenna.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
This is your lucky day. Poor Melissa just missed out
one thousand dollars. Now is your turn. You know the
rules that you're ready? Yeah, all right, let's go.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Maxie, all right, Jenna, your money minute, it's a different
one starts now. What color is spinach three? What's the
capital of Victoria?

Speaker 8 (43:12):
Melbourne?

Speaker 1 (43:13):
What is due leaper best known for? Where is the
Eiffel Tower located Parrot? What company invented the iPhone?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Apple?

Speaker 1 (43:23):
How many minutes in an hour? What do you do
in a red traffic light? What does a thermometer measure temperature?
What does Krispy Kreme specialize in? Donat finish this line
for me, Jenna for one thousand dollars. The wheels on
the bus go what?

Speaker 12 (43:42):
Round and round?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Yea, wow, you did it.

Speaker 7 (43:48):
That was the hardest place.

Speaker 8 (43:49):
Ever, so hard.

Speaker 4 (43:54):
To the fressure, Jenna, thousand dollars. What does it mean
to you?

Speaker 13 (43:58):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (43:58):
So much?

Speaker 6 (43:59):
So much?

Speaker 12 (44:00):
Like you finally get my front yard done.

Speaker 6 (44:03):
That and retires so much?

Speaker 12 (44:05):
Yeah, so much.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
I might just leave work now, don't go to work.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I wouldn't do in my front yard because if I
was you, I would buy up the entire block and
I would knock every house down and they would all
become my front yard.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Sun again.

Speaker 6 (44:18):
I'm gonna do us.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Well is your oyster Jenny from Evanston Gardens who one
thousand dollars richer?

Speaker 4 (44:23):
Well done, thank you so much.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
All let me just get some music envoiary.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
This sort of some sort of oh there we go
down Ashlanthem. Hopefully that's a question in the citizenship test.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
One of our friends of the show has recently gone
through this. I think she's a New Zealander and she
wants to become an Australian citizen. And there is this
mythical Australian citizenship test that a lot of people have
heard of over the years. Like every now and then
there'll be a news dot com article that goes, you
won't believe the question in this citizenship test?

Speaker 7 (45:06):
Is it about our history? Is it like the First Fleet?
Is it all about our prime ministers?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
I think there's a bit of that in there.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
I think there's I've heard a lot of times that
there is a question that it says, what is sir
Donald Bradman's test average, which is a very famous number
which you would know as an Australian No to one.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
Over five hundred over three.

Speaker 7 (45:26):
I don't care what sir Dan Donald Bradman did that
was so offensive.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
I'm so sorry you were never allowed to drive down,
sir Donald Bradman.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Drive again. When was the first fleet? Then Max seventeen seventy, No.

Speaker 7 (45:40):
Seventeen eighty seven and seventeen eighty eight, remember Expo eighty eight.

Speaker 6 (45:46):
I promise you I'm right.

Speaker 7 (45:47):
Oh, okay seventeen Look at you looking it up.

Speaker 4 (45:50):
Hailey's got something right, hold on, thank you anyway.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
I think it'll go quite well in this.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Hopefully that's in decisions. She's it's hard to say citizenship test.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Hopefully it's in there. We're going head to head with
each other.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
We've actually been leaked a few of these questions, and
one of us is probably going to get to play
order at the end of it.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Where do we get to porta too? Can I go
to like a last private island? You'll be going to
Donald Trump's new alligator prison. I don't want to go there.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Well, get all the questions right, so we get the
same questions. We've recorded these already. I recorded my answers
while you were out of the studio, and vice versa.

Speaker 4 (46:26):
Here we go. We're going to hear mine first.

Speaker 5 (46:30):
What is the Commonwealth coat of arms? Is it the
national anthem? Australia's national flower or the official symbol of Australia.

Speaker 22 (46:36):
I imagine it's the symbol of Australia. What is the
capital city of Australia can bearer. Which of these statements
about government in Australia is correct? The government does not
allow some religions. The government in Australia is secular. Religious
laws are passed by parliament.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
Oh my god, that's tough.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Two correct. Who appoints the governor General.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
The Queen or the king the crown, whoever that person is.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Which of these statements about passports is correct. Australian citizens
can apply for an Australian passport. Permanent residents can hold
an Astralian passport. Australian citizens need a passport and visa
to return to Australia.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
First one correct.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
What is the name of the legal document that sets
out the basic rules for the government of Australia The Constitution?

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yes, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
What is a referendum when the people of Australia are
asked to vote.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
On like a new law to change the what the constitution?
What's the name of Australia's national dance? We have a
national dance?

Speaker 1 (47:38):
Well, there's the Eagle rock song we all take our
bets off, And there's.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
The nut Bush, the nut Bush.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Really In Australia, can you encourage violence against a person
or group of people if you've been insulted?

Speaker 4 (47:53):
No? No violence, Australia says no.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
What's the third and forgotten Hemsworth's name?

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
That is good. There's no way that's in the actual test,
but I like it. So there's Liam, there's Chris, and
there is.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Ah. Who is the third Hemsworth?

Speaker 2 (48:12):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I'm sorry Hemsworth? You get reported, you got one wrong.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
If I get deported because of who is the third Hemsworth,
we'll find out.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
You give it away if I get deported because of
Luke Helmsworth.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
So do you want to know your score? Now?

Speaker 4 (48:30):
We got one wrong?

Speaker 2 (48:31):
You've got ninety?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:32):
That's do you know what I hate about this? You guys.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
You guys think that I'm so dumb.

Speaker 8 (48:40):
Don't know.

Speaker 6 (48:42):
I have never in my life felt more dumb when.

Speaker 4 (48:44):
I'm with you both. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (48:46):
Because do you think it's funny? Hailey's gonna get to
poor if you get to do this? Because Max Will
looks really smart, Haley, really silly.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
If you get ten, I'm out rise. Move your hats
if you are able. Stuck to my head.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
Sorry I alluded to my hair.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
We've been doing a citizenship test this morning.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
It is still a difficult word to say this deep
into us doing it. We have a mate who is
doing the citizenship test to become an Aussie citizen.

Speaker 4 (49:19):
They're coming over from.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
New Zealand, and you go through all these difficult questions
and we've heard about them for years, but we've never
actually seen the questions, and she's leaked a few to us.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
And as citizens ourselves, we should really be nailing the quiz.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I feel like if we're quizzing the bloke from South
Sudan or from Italy or from Mexico who wants to
come here, we should know.

Speaker 7 (49:39):
There's also questions that I'm assuming you're going to be
in there that are outdated and no one cares about
do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Like?

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Who cares about certain things that we don't need? It
doesn't affect our day to day.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
We're going head to head. Doesn't mean they're less smart.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
It sounds like you're setting yourself up with the failure
here Haley, I have been through it already. It's the
same quiz. I got nine out of ten on a
pre recorded quiz. Haley is now going to go through
that quiz for us. Before then, Roxy and Odaway has
called in.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Haley, Hey, Roxy, Hey, ros.

Speaker 13 (50:08):
Hey Colling, good, what do you mean I have?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Look, I have so much faith in you.

Speaker 6 (50:14):
I believe that you can smash this Tenada ten.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
Quite worried that she's about.

Speaker 17 (50:19):
Here to do it for the girl.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Do you know why?

Speaker 7 (50:22):
Because these guys think it's really funny that Max knows everything.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
And I might be a little bit ditchy from time
to time.

Speaker 7 (50:27):
But just so you know, in our year twelve scores,
I got ninety six points ever and you got what.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I beat today.

Speaker 21 (50:36):
Amazing, already one step ahead.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (50:38):
You make me feel confident. I miss having girls in
the studio. My sisters aren't here.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
They're not telling me that I'm good. I feel small enough.
That's enough. Roxy, Thank you very much. Appreciate your callers always.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Let's do Hailey Pearson's citizenship quiz.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
What is the Commonwealth coat of arms, the national anthem,
Australia's national flower, or the official symbol of Australia.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Which identifies Commonwealth property?

Speaker 7 (51:01):
Oh, this is a chilly things.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
The Commonwealth coat of arms.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Yes, the official symbol of Australia.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
What's the capital city of Australia?

Speaker 6 (51:11):
Canbra She's on fire.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Which of these statements about government in Australia is correct?
The government does not allow some religions. The government in
Australia is secular. Religious laws are passed by parliament.

Speaker 6 (51:24):
I don't know what secular means, but yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Who appoints the governor General, the Queen or the King?
Are you surprised that I'm getting dings?

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Which of these statements about passports is correct? Australian citizens
can apply for an Australian passport, or permanent residents can
hold an Australian passport. Or Australian citizens need a passport
and visa to return to Australia a What is the
name of the legal document that sets out the basic
rules for the government of.

Speaker 7 (51:53):
Australia the legislation, the Constitution?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
What is a referendum?

Speaker 7 (52:05):
That's where we choose if we want to be followed
by the King and Queen the royals.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
Do we want them or not?

Speaker 19 (52:10):
No?

Speaker 6 (52:11):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Not quite.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
So it's a change to change to our our legal
sit on you can't, don't that's right.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Do we want to be governed by the by the
royal family or not.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
No, it's not just that a referendum can be on anything.
It's a change to the constitution. What's the name of
Australia's national dance?

Speaker 6 (52:31):
Do we have a national dance?

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Well? Unofficial national dance?

Speaker 6 (52:35):
Walt Sigmatilda?

Speaker 2 (52:37):
No, the nutbush.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
That is not in the citizenship test in Australia.

Speaker 5 (52:43):
Can you encourage violence against a person or group of
people if you've been insulted?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:49):
What's the name of the third and forgotten Hemsworth?

Speaker 7 (52:52):
Oh, there's Chris Hemsworth, Liam Hemsworth, and there's Sam Hemsworth.

Speaker 6 (52:57):
No, Luke Luke Hemsworth.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Seven out of ten? No six, I was gonna let
that slide.

Speaker 6 (53:06):
Yes, seven out of ten.

Speaker 4 (53:07):
Babe, breakdown. Two of those questions are not in the
citizenship tests. Please break down. How do you think that
we dance to Waltzigmati? What is the dance? Because it's
the only thing I used to do it?

Speaker 7 (53:19):
And you two a silly little dance where you stand
in a circle and you dance like the Chicken Dance.
You dance Togati material, old Sigma material.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
Like Madonna's dancing the Chicken Dance in a circle to
Waltz Sigmatia.

Speaker 6 (53:42):
Are you happy?

Speaker 4 (53:43):
Sixty percent is not bad? I'm not happy because that
means that we had to deport. Where am I going?

Speaker 6 (53:49):
Another suburb over?

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Hang on?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
So Max got ninety percent? How they got sixty percent? Kaitlyn, Kaitlin,
what's up?

Speaker 18 (53:58):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (53:58):
That's absolute bull Max. You're just a little no it
all twerp and talking about like who cares. Haylee is
a smart woman. This woman, she's beautiful and a nice person.
She's smarter than you'll ever ever be. And you are
just one hundred percent jealous. In fact, if you don't
back off her, I'm going to go in there myself.
I'm gonna give you one.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Oh my god, Cathlen, you're quite aggressive.

Speaker 12 (54:22):
I am so worked up about this. I'm so sick
of it. It's like he's just this, look at me.
I did ninety percent.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Okay, even if I hadn't answered any of the questions.
If I said to you, do you remember when we
all gathered around and did our national dance waltzing Matilda
together and we all got in a circle and did
the Chicken dance.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Do you recall that happening in your life?

Speaker 11 (54:41):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (54:41):
Look who cares who?

Speaker 12 (54:44):
He says like this means anything?

Speaker 7 (54:49):
Haylen, I love you, Thank you for calling. How much
are we paying you to say these things?

Speaker 2 (54:56):
All right, let's see the official dance? All right?

Speaker 5 (55:02):
So we have just done the Australian citizenship test. Max
Burford got himself ninety percent. Haley p this and failed
is now getting deported.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
She got sixty with.

Speaker 7 (55:11):
Two questions, one about Hemsworth and the other one about
national dance.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
That's not even a thing, that's not in the citizenship test.

Speaker 5 (55:18):
Well, they're actually easier. I gave you them to make
it easier, and you're still coming.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
Oh here we go backhandid little compliment right.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
There has made this mostly we're ganging up on her
thing when I really just wanted to hear the questions
in the test.

Speaker 4 (55:30):
She's turned it all about herself. So there you go.
You guys are so mean. I know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Whatever, mate, anyway, third a one you need me, you
can call us any time.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Tracy and Hackham has done just that.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
You need me. That's true. Ages a.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Rose with you this evening.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
I'm the every.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
Man, so relatable. Keep starting sentences with I. All right,
fanned me from saying I go to Tracy, Tracy and Hackham.
What have you called for?

Speaker 12 (56:12):
Hey, guys, I've been hearing all about this Nutbush being
the unofficial dance of Australia. Is there any chance we
can play it?

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Do we have it in our system? I de spise
that song with a passion and I love it. I'm
going to make you dance to it tonight with me
urgo turn it out, Mike and loud Trace is making requests.

Speaker 1 (56:29):
Can we take requests at nine o'clock on a Friday.

Speaker 5 (56:33):
Let me get it and a video guy McNelly come
in and film it. We're going to make Haley Max
do the Nutbush dance. We'll put it on and you want.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
To know something about me? Yeah, I don't know how
to dance the nut Bush. You're gonna learn, baby.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
I've seen people do it in the wedding and that
is the time that I go to the bar.

Speaker 4 (56:45):
This is a song where you take pants off, remember,
all right?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
The unofficial Dance of Australia.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
After Halley Peerson failed the citizenship test Adelade. We've never
played this on week Let's be honest, turn it out
forty The church.

Speaker 4 (57:09):
Has Jane House, the school house, brown House.

Speaker 6 (57:15):
But how do I got the nineteen.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
People?

Speaker 6 (57:19):
People said it, I'm calling that. Oh don't working?

Speaker 4 (57:26):
Why why you got a good.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
For set eleventh, don't turn a speed.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Eleven, little fat You're both gold fine.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
You're going to church out Sunday.

Speaker 9 (57:46):
They got it that little time, get that thought it.

Speaker 8 (57:53):
That slen you caught me a long way.

Speaker 17 (58:02):
Have a.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Town on Satus.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Try it Sunday. You got a let's go.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
The first you get out new veils.

Speaker 8 (58:56):
Out, the last.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
To get in jail at the.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
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Speaker 1 (59:51):
Snuck that in right at the end of the show,
a front just give away some prizes, prizes, prizes, prizes
you can tuck into a bit of pomegranate.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Whip shower foam.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Oh that sounds nice, actually sounds tasty. A lot of
all of the things in this bundle sound delicious.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Yeah, tell me about them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
I'll take into a bit of watermelon whirl.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yes, add some ice and some mint, very very whipped
body voice trouser.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
Yeah, there's no way, like I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:16):
Could eat that body butter.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
There's no way that doesn't taste good.

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Put that on your toast.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Please let us know. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:21):
Hey, we're very excited for you because it is the
weekend and you get to go and enjoy yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I wouldn't bother going into work today. I fail as
you name. There's a lot of it going around.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Tell them that Max and Hailey gave it to you
because we're both sick and you're listening to the radio
and it came through.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
This weekend, came through that.

Speaker 6 (01:00:39):
It's exactly how you got sick. It's our fault.

Speaker 4 (01:00:42):
My GP will write you a note a good guy.
Hailey kissed. Hailey kissed you on the way to work today.
Have a great weekend.