FULL SHOW #107: TODAY, EVERY CALLER GETS TICKETS TO THE SHOWDOWN!!

Get ready for some hilarious antics and banter between Adelaide's favorite breakfast radio duo, Hayley and Max! This lively episode covers everything from sports rivalries and mishaps to celebrity gossip and potential emotional fish funerals. 

The Crows vs Power Showdown is coming up and tensions are high between Hayley and Max. They chat with players from both teams, engage in some light-hearted trash talk, and give away coveted tickets to the big game. You'll laugh out loud at their baby oil application demo and Hayley's lack of football knowledge despite claiming to be the Crows' #1 fan.

3:45 - Trash talk and giveaway for upcoming Adelaide Crows vs Port Power Showdown game
7:30 - Interview with Crows player Ben Keays
9:45 - Baby oil application demo
12:30 - Interview with Power player Mitch Georgiades
18:30 - Hailey confesses she's never watched the Crows play
21:15 - Planning fish's funeral after breaking news of its death to listener's daughter
29:00 - Fish euthanasia suggestions from listeners
37:00 - Holding the Call game for Showdown tickets

If you're looking for a hearty laugh and a healthy dose of Adelaide culture, you don't want to miss this entertaining episode! Tune in to get your fix of local banter and antics.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen Mix.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Two point three HALEYU, Max in the Morning. Got a
couple of tech issues. Good morning, Happy Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I just say, something is going on with the world today.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
So right now our studio, there's stuff that's going all weird.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Right so literally Dean low was just played, was evant to.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It was live though Dean was in here. Dean, we
will play.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
You just go and get a coffee microphone. But this
morning drive to work, my car does this thing where
the whole thing just disappears. So I can't see and
I can't see anything. I can't see my dashboard, and
we happened to come into the mixed car park at
the same time, and I was like, here we go.
I couldn't. I don't have any camera to reverse. I
couldn't see anything. It's rainy, no, it's raining, it's dark.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I couldn't see anything.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
And I was like, Max is going to be getting
so annoyed at me right now.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I was waiting there for you to part because I.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
We park right next to each other, and as I
started reversing and I was like.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Is she finished parking?

Speaker 5 (01:13):
Because she is half in my car park, you were finished.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I couldn't see anything.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Check my car.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Good spot for me.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
So when Michelle Murby rocks up in parks on the
other side of me, apologies, Michelle, I'm a little bit
in that car park because Ailey's started a little trend.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
But on that then my phone's not working.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
So all this stuff at the moment technology, something's happening,
something's in retrogram is happening.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
Blue screen of death, you know, like a couple of
months ago when the world shut down.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, start getting cash out, put it under your bed.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you have used to have an Xbox, they had
the Wheel of Death on the Xbox.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yes, oh that wheel.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
We don't stay prepping, Maybe we should be.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
If we were don't stay prepping prepping. We had a
bunker like can of cans of what could you eat
for the next forty years of our lives?

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I don't mind asparagus, tindersparagus. Oh my god, you'd be
stinking up that we would.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
What would you eat?

Speaker 5 (02:10):
I'm just trying to eat a lot of tin things
beans like. I like tin tomak soup past the Minnesoti
soup is not bad in a tin.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
When you asked me and then you just kept talking
you when that happens?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Have you met me? Why does that surprising.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Answering question?

Speaker 5 (02:29):
This is exactly the conversations I have with my husband, Jimmy.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You just asked me a question.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Why are you talking all over.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Me conversation if you're having it by yourself.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I have many conversations by myself.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It's something that you would like anyway, Here's what I
would like anyway, more about me. That's hopefully I'll get
a chance to speak over the next few hours.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
We've got plenty to give away for you at home, one.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hundred dollars solar origin about your on the line. The
stakes have never been higher, nor one note wonder.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
This is a real showdown in here today as well.
Good one Hailey versus Max, John versus Be Today we
are playing for delicious soul origin Boucher.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Let's go to John first.

Speaker 6 (03:14):
John, Hi, how are you?

Speaker 3 (03:17):
I'm very well.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
What are you up so early for working?

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Five o'clock?

Speaker 8 (03:22):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
John?

Speaker 9 (03:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (03:25):
What work we're.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Looking to with you guys for manufacturing doors manufacturing doors.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
You have to be up so early, though, you can
do doors anytime.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
We start really.

Speaker 10 (03:37):
Early.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I get it. Treat the pine and stuff.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
The five o'clock club, that's where the million millionaires.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Are, all right, John, Well, Haley's playing for you. I'm
told your report fans, So I'm a little bit happy
with you, but also not happy that Hailey's playing for you.
Debbie in Saint Clair, you are my goal.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
What are you doing up early?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
I'm working as well, doing what i'm manager. BARRONSTRAI gaming.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, any many people around at twenty one past six, Debbie.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
No, no, no, I'm just in doing all the money
and that before everyone comes when I open.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Yeah, and you thought, you know what I need one
hundred dollars extra worth of money.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
I like the coffee there, Yeah, the coffee is great.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, it is so origin. If you're listening in, he's
on your side right, Well, I got you there. We're
playing one note one your headhead with each other. We
get a little snippet of a song. First person to
get title and artist wins best of five.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
All right, you can have a steal if you want.
And also these songs today selected by the Boss.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Was that actually it yea happened very fast.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
All right, it's the game goes highly.

Speaker 10 (04:52):
Next. We won't count that.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Never tear a part in excess. Last point is critical.
Get game over. Where are you this morning?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
I don't know where I am.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Not here.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I'll step away from the mic one.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
No, I don't want the handicap.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Hi eights, Nina ninety nine live balloons.

Speaker 10 (05:15):
I haven't taken half a point off. It's Nina, any Na, Nina.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
No, Nina would be n I n a. It's Nina's
Michelle Murphy.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
He's not here yet.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You need to sleep because she dominates the airwaves today.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
We'll give you a point to No.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
It's Nina. Oh hi, those scrubs.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, TLC, you're back, too old old real tidebreaker.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Here we go, Winnie Houston.

Speaker 3 (05:48):
I want to dance with something, of course, I want
come back.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Oh Johnny boy?

Speaker 11 (05:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Do you want?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
That's soul origin about you, don't you?

Speaker 12 (06:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, he's working hard on those doors.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Now you've got to chance all yours.

Speaker 9 (06:05):
Yeah, yeah, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Really appreciate it absolutely anytime.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
Yeah, lovely to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (06:12):
John.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
We'll talk later, John, Debbie. Sorry, sorry, I couldn't help you.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Oh good, no, thank you, have a great day, Love you, Debb.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Money down there, Debbie, thanks for trying.

Speaker 10 (06:20):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Hey, so that was a bit of a musical showdown
and Crows and Port fans there. We've got showdown tickets
coming up before nine o'clock.

Speaker 10 (06:28):
More for the game.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Tomorrow, Yeah, we do.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
What's that?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
I hope that the Crows lose by six hundred points tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Why that's so mean of you to say that.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I hope that derails there, not just season, but next decade.
This loss leaves them with such mental scarring and you
can be able to watch it because that's our love.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I've got that big smile on your face.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I just know that it's not going to happen like that.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Max in the morning, everyone please be standing for the
King of Australian TV.

Speaker 12 (06:58):
Oh hello, guys. Always a pleasure to talk to you.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
The Block is coming back a twenty first season and
a one thousandth episode. Is this absurd television in the
modern era?

Speaker 12 (07:10):
Yes, and it's really hard to say one thousand on
television and radio.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
It is.

Speaker 12 (07:14):
Yeah, So we'll only do it the once, but it is.
We're very proud of that and twenty one seasons. You
know we're aout about one hundred and ninety contestants come
through and be blockheads. So it's really fantastic considering you're
right with Netflix and all the other mediums that you
can watch stuff on. We're still hanging in there.

Speaker 5 (07:32):
Every year you really reinvent yourself. There's something different and
this year it's in Dalesford.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Yeah, I love this.

Speaker 12 (07:41):
Dalford is the foody capital, yeah, gay capital. It's the
most visited regional town in Victoria. It's got to like
go for an old Dalesford restaurants in town.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
And the thing that's different this year's got to their
houses are all exactly the same.

Speaker 12 (07:56):
Yeah, the footprints exactly the same, the size of the
lands exactly the zame net lands. They've really got to
bring their a game with design, their wow fact, their
execution in their construction and you know they've got to
do all those things the judges over and now they're
starting to think throughout the series of secret weapons so
they can stand out from the crowd. So that's really
important for them. Now once one team gets a secret

(08:18):
weapon and they all think they've got to get a
secret weapon, so that's really good.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Now, the Adelaide couple, what are they like? Are they fun?
Are they viby?

Speaker 12 (08:26):
Fantastic or you know what, all our contests this year
are fantastic. We sort of regrouped from last year, and
you know, I said, we need resilience, hard working, no laziness,
less nastiness, and we're going to get working and get
back down to the old fashioned hard work.

Speaker 10 (08:41):
And that's exactly what they've done.

Speaker 12 (08:43):
And they're great people, hardworking, and we love them.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I know a little bit about old fashioned hard work.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
I think I could go on the block because for
the first time in my life I've done some hard work.
Last week with my father in law, we did a
demolition on our en suite at home. We're putting in
a new bathroom. And I have a new found respect
for you, for all the tradees, because I've come out
of their very very sore, one blister mate with a
blister on my thumb. And I woke up the day

(09:09):
after doing that and I thought, how does a trade
go back to work two days in a row.

Speaker 12 (09:14):
You open this sentence with I know a lot about
hard work.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, and I know that I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Scott Shoust.

Speaker 12 (09:24):
What you just describe is the life of a trade.
You go to bed, your hands can hardly close, and
then you wake up in the morning at kicks and
you've got to do it again. When you're a young
blug and you kick off. You're right, you're like that.
I used to love it, and I'd get home and
lie on the coffee table. Yeah, to stretch my back out.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Seventeen years old.

Speaker 12 (09:40):
I did it for forty years.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I didn't expect to feel like a ninety five year
old man.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
You are the veteran of the Logis. We're so excited
because we're going to the Logans. We're taking a beautiful
listener with us. What happens at these after parties?

Speaker 12 (09:53):
It used to be Channel nine, Channel seven, you know,
they all had their own parties. Now they're all together.

Speaker 5 (09:59):
Who's fun?

Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's Sonya Kruger fun.

Speaker 12 (10:01):
What's I'm fun?

Speaker 5 (10:03):
Yeah, that's also.

Speaker 12 (10:05):
I used to go to bed at five o'clock in
the morning in the old Bay. Now I'm a bit older,
so I go to bed, you know, at four point thirty,
quite early that five pm for a couple.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
We want to know, Scotty, if there was anyone in
particular we had to watch out for, like at the
logis or at the after parties.

Speaker 12 (10:24):
You got to watch out for Carl. Yeah, he could
track here. He's a good blake. There's no dramas with him,
but he'll trap you and then you're in trouble.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, and then you end up going drink for drink
with Carl. And we've all seen him on today the
following Oh.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Yeah we have I love Carl the next day after
the logis so good.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
He's a different man.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yes, Scotty, we're so excited for the blog.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
I congratulations on just a show that has lasted the
test of time.

Speaker 12 (10:49):
Hey, thank you so much, guys. And I can't waits
is only next week, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (10:54):
Next weekend, let's catch up. We'll have a beer.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah, we will double park together.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Nothing I would rather than have a beer with Scott.
Dam can't wait to talk about trading stuff with you.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Scotty. See you next week.

Speaker 12 (11:05):
You come out and find me and I'll have one
with your.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Heely's hot tea for your.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Hot tea, Hayley, this is exciting. Voting is open for
the sixty fifth TV Week Logan Awards to vote for your.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Favorite stars are Angelia mas and shows.

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Head to TV week logis dot com and watched the
TV week Logi's from Sydney Sunday, August three on seventy
see who wins.

Speaker 5 (11:33):
Yeah, you won't be able to vote for Whole Cogan
at the logist because Whole Cogan has passed away.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's not the only reason you could vote from posthumously.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:47):
Yeah, Alchymania wrestling is lost on me, but I know
he was very well known, very famous.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's just acting, really, isn't it. Yeah, but they're like
fit actors and they put their bodies on the line.
They destroy their bodies every single night.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah, it's surprising he's lasted until seventy one. He had
a heart attack, which is awful. The paramedics were called
to his house and couldn't save him. Donald Trump was
a massive fan of Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
He was part of the campaigning. He's ripping his as
he does.

Speaker 5 (12:14):
He's already got on social media to say we lost
a great friend today.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
The Hulkster.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Hulk Hogan was Maga all the way, strong, tough, smart,
but with the biggest heart.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Purely as a wrestling person. Take all the politics out
of it. Hulk was massive.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Yeah, I know everyone knows who he is.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
During the eighties and nineties that that entertainment brand became
so big.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, it surprises me that he's only seventy one.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
He looks so much older.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
He's no longer seventy one. No, he's done.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
He's expired someone that hasn't expired, and he's actually looking
probably had a massive glow up, looking the best he's
ever looked. Sasha Baron Cohen, Oh my goodness, have you
seen him?

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, this dude is ripped to shreds in a moment.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Oh my god. He's going to be in a new
Marble movie as a super villain called Mefisto, and he
is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
He's gone from wearing that man keeni.

Speaker 8 (13:07):
Yeah, because he's poor out obviously you haven't clicked Yeah,
slightly like you know, out of shape water balloon body
to like full on baby, you'll covered muscles.

Speaker 5 (13:17):
Jack, How did he do it? He says, some somebody
uses zen Pick, private chefs, personal trainers. I did all three.
Oh apparently did it in three weeks. I don't think
you did that.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
In three weeks. I don't know if I believe it
in three weeks.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
But when you are literally doing nothing other than being
paid a lot of money to look good, I suppose
you've got a lot of time to make yourself look good.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
But I'm Sasha, Yeah he's looking great. Today's the day
that there's a lot of happy people out there, including
Max Burfort. Happy Gilmore for Breakfast, the sequel drops on
Netflix today. This is thirty years after the original film.
It's got big stars in it. Travis Kelcey's their eminem

(13:56):
post Belone, all the professional golfers like, this is your
dream come true?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Right, I'm so excited.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Happy Gilmore One is one of the greatest films.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, it is. It's not a guilty pleasure. It's just
that this is a.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
Funny film that lasts stands the test of time.

Speaker 5 (14:13):
And when asked, Adam obviously has had heaps of press
for the film, and it's revealed what just clicked made
that made him go, I gotta do a sequel.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
You know, when I walk down the street, a lot
of times people say, well, would have you know You're
ever going to do Happy Gilmore too?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
And for twenty eight years I was like, when you talk,
I know, And then all of a sudden.

Speaker 10 (14:32):
I was like, maybe and we did it.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
We did it.

Speaker 10 (14:35):
Here we are Michael, How got I.

Speaker 13 (14:37):
Just go eat some Hey, I can make things out
of clay and made by the bay.

Speaker 2 (14:41):
I just may what do you say? Hey, I'm so
excited for it.

Speaker 10 (14:45):
It is.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's still after all of these thirty years after the
original film came out, there will still be you go
play golf with your mates someone, Yeah, will do a
happy Gilmore.

Speaker 14 (14:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Now we see a Billy Madison mad too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
I love Adam Sandler anyway.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
That is our celebrity gossip today. Sad news, by the way,
E news that we all grew up with, you know,
the E news that you'd watch when you're in Uni. Yeah,
that's over curtains. That's so sad. They used to just
hook you the whole time, and then they'd never actually
have a full story at the end. Do you remember?

Speaker 3 (15:17):
That's so annoying.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I reading a new idea article all right.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
In other news Edge year, and I mean it's not
dres We know who's coming to town. But the news
is that howl you Max are going to have so
many it's here and tickets and we start giving them
away from Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
So exciting coming to Adelaide.

Speaker 4 (15:35):
To be listening out for what Ed said from at
six thirty Monday morning. Frontier Touring and MG Live are
proud to bring Global Superstar Edge Year and Back to
Adelaide Oval on Thursday, the fifth of March for the
Loop to A presale starts Monday ten thirty am and
then all the rest of the tickets are on sale
eleven thirty Tuesday. Details at Frontier touring dot com.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
It's haleamax ever felt like having a pooblow over your
house and being like, it's a dinner party, but sometimes
I've got to go into the kitchen and I can't
be close to them, and really I want to be
able to be making the food while they're doing a p.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Have you ever had that thought?

Speaker 3 (16:11):
No, like all the time, It's never ever crossed my mind.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Oh really, maybe this house in North Adelaide is not
for you.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, went viral a few years ago and it is
back in the news. There is a house for rent,
well like a floor of a house, like a room
for rent, in North Adelaide just around the corner from here.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Actually that has.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
Got this kitchen on the right. Let's I'll just talk
through the picture. On the right hand side, there's a
kitchen with a big L shaped bench. There's a sink
in it doesn't appear to be like an oven.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
I don't see a fridge.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
And then on the far left of the picture there's
a fireplace like nice. It's a throwback to where the
building came from its history. In the middle of the
fireplace and the kitchen, touching the kitchen bench is a
big glass box with a half frosted window so you
can see like the feet of someone or the top
of someone if they stood up. And in that box

(17:02):
is a pooper. It's a toilet, so bizarre.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
A toilet in the kitchen, in the bedroom. It's a
studio apartment, everything is together.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It's a toilet and a shower just in there with carpet.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
Carpet a in a kitchen is disgusting, and carpet in
a bathroom also disgusting.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
What they have put this up for rent on real
estate dot com that are you. It's for over four
hundred to four hundred and twenty bucks a week and
it has been described as spacious, fully furnished upstairs studio
that offers the lifestyle everyone deserves. And when I think
of the lifestyle that we're trying to build, a distract
country of Australia being open, that is, being able to

(17:41):
watch my friend's Pooh while I am out there making
them dinner.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Were in all seriousness, if you do have people over
dinner in this little studio apartment and someone does need
to go to the toilet, do you all just go
outside and wait for it to happen.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Because that's partially frosted.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
At the stage fright. Can you imagine having to go
to the toilet in front of me? Like, there's no
way I would ever go to the toilet front of you.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Well, we were in the toilets here the other day
and you were in the first toilet you walk and
I knew in there, and I just went and like
pushed the door, and you're like ah, I screamed.

Speaker 5 (18:13):
And then I froze and I couldn't do my WII
because I knew that you were just there.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
You knew that I was in the next year, yew.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Do people do this? This is so weird?

Speaker 2 (18:20):
This would help.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Maybe this could be like it's like a therapy toilet.
It will help you overcome that.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
I don't think that's even possible, fear of public wheeze.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's even weird when you go to a like a
hotel room and they have the shower and the toilet
there too. I'm like, okay, yes, I love my partner,
but I don't want to be or see them do that.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
See here, you smell anything, smell.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
That's the whole thing.

Speaker 5 (18:41):
The smell.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
It wafts through the whole place.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's so grossy I'm just over there and I'm bent
over the oven, which, by the way, there's no oven
in the kitchen for some reason. But I'm bent over
the microwave pulling out my roast chicken for dinner. And
Haley just opens the door and get a waft to
watch she had for lunch.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
Oh my god, yup, that.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
Is so gross with room spray.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
We are renovating our bathroom at home at the moment,
and I'm thinking, maybe no toilet. We just won't put
a toilet in. You put it obviously in the living room, yeah, okay,
in the middle, in the middle of the.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
Living room, next to the couch.

Speaker 13 (19:15):
All right.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
The world famous Wall of Truth is coming up next
to Haley Pearson is facing a question from Max Burfort
that I think is on all of Adelaide's lips after
they got stooged.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yep, I've come with this one and it's the Showdown
this weekend, and I'm sick of Hailey's bs.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Hailey hand matches, yes, world famous wall.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's funny that you mentioned the Showdown, because that's what
today's Wall of truth is going to be about. We
get some tricky questions. We've decided to just ask him
to each other of late, and I'm going to ask
Haley a tricky question she has to answer truthfully. The
first part of my question, Hailey Pearson March fourteen, do you.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Remember March fourteen? That happened on March fourteen?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I remember yesterday, and I don't remember fourteen seconds ago.
March fourteen, one hundred and thirty three days ago, eighteen
Crows games ago, ten Crows home games ago. In that calendar,
you chose to support the Adelaide football club.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
You didn't have a team. You said, I'm picking the Crows.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
I'm going to support them with all my heart this
year because, and I think, to quote you, when I
support something, I support it with all of.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
My heart, all of my soul, all of my being.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
I probably did say that.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
Which brings me to the wall of truth question in
those one hundred and thirty three days, Hailey Pierson, have
you watched one single second of the Adelaide Crows playing
a game of football?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Good question? Thank you for asking it.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
You know what, absolutely my pleasure to be. It's an
honor to be able to ask them.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Look, I no, you're gonna judge me, and everyone's going
to go she's a crap fan.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
You're laughing because you know what's happened.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I would just let you do answer the question.

Speaker 8 (21:10):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
It's really act yes or no.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
Like no, I haven't watched any football this whole year,
and I know that's bad, but I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I love basketball. I love watching my kids play soccer.
I'm just I'm just not a huge football fan.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
But I do go for the Crows.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Like if people say to me, like I would, I would,
I would die for them.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
My question to you, then, I go for the Crows.
What just going for the Crows entail you? If you
haven't watched one single second.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
I don't understand the game.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
My kids never played it, so I've just never it
doesn't gel with me.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I just you know me.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
If I love something, I'm all over it. But if
I don't, I find it really hard to understand it
and keep an interest.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I want you to think back to that weekend, well
that week, that March fourteen week where you did end
up choosing the Crows. We had people come in from
both sides were you. The premier was here, he was
giving you things, saying I can't wait to see you
at game.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Fans were way more. They wanted me more than I know.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
And you said, I have to pick the Crows because
my son supports the Crows and he will disown me
if I don't support it. So this will be a
good family thing for me and him to be able
to support them together. And you fast forward four months.
You have not watched a frame of the game with him.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Can I?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
In my defense, my family is also a little bit
like that. Like my husband Jimmy will watch the footy
if the Crows are playing, but like he could be
easily sway to watch a better Netflix show, right. Yeah,
And my kids are the same as me. They say
they like the Crows but they don't care, but them
walk off and do something else. So it's just I'm
just not huge, the biggest fan, and I'm really sorry.

(23:01):
I really like to be a big fan and support them,
but I don't. I don't really like Okay, I'd go
to games if I would be a great player. I
love to play footage works, but if.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
I'm in it, I'm okay. But I just don't watch
on TV.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
I don't feel anything.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
One two three Do you feel like you've been let
down by Hailey? Pierson?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Defend Sharon and Edwardstown has called in Sharon. We always
love to hear from you. Your opinion means so much
to us. So what would you like to say as
a Crow's fan about Haley Pearson being the worst supporter
in town?

Speaker 11 (23:36):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (23:37):
Max, he's not.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
The worst supporter.

Speaker 12 (23:38):
It's okay, Haley.

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I've got you on this one.

Speaker 5 (23:41):
Listen.

Speaker 14 (23:41):
When my kids were middle I didn't have time to
watch a footy either.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
And you're you're more busy than most mums, you know,
with all the things that.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
You do, so you know what comes on the radio.
And she says, yes, Crows sucked in. We're so much
better than Port this year. But she she doesn't know
those The.

Speaker 15 (24:00):
Thing is Max, we are.

Speaker 5 (24:01):
It's okay that Hailey's busy. Yeah, in my heart, I'll
go for them, but I don't have time to watch them.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
We don't have to do with Sharon. We're busy, Mama.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
I didn't realize that you were the only two busy
people in no no mate.

Speaker 6 (24:15):
See I'm older now and now that my kids have
grown up and I have a green child, I watch
the football every week.

Speaker 12 (24:20):
Yeah, I'll be like, I am so hard.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I'll be a footy grandma.

Speaker 5 (24:23):
But right now, kids play by five games of sport
on a Saturday. I don't want to watch sport on
a Sunday.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Sharon, thank you for your call. I always love your
person with you.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Jordan in Salisbury North is also called in Jordan. Are
you team Haley here or do you think that she
probably needs to give the car he's a little bit
more support.

Speaker 14 (24:44):
I think she can go for off her son.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Say that again, Jordan, because I want to be better
than her son at football.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Okay. She wants you to be better than you signed
at footy.

Speaker 5 (24:56):
Okay, are you better.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Than your signed at footy? Halo? That wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Hard because they don't play football.

Speaker 2 (25:01):
They play basketball. You're also bigger than Yeah.

Speaker 10 (25:05):
I feel like you're getting away with this. What do
you mean? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:07):
People support you like a Crows fan should actually be
like Haley, where are you?

Speaker 10 (25:11):
What are you doing? Stand up?

Speaker 3 (25:12):
I've never said I'm going to be the best supporter.
I've never said I'm going to be the number one
ticket holder.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
But see that's the thing you do. Come in here
and you gloat like, oh look how good we look?
Ow bad port is?

Speaker 3 (25:21):
It's like, well, I.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Can't think I'm something I'm not. I don't care about football.
There you go. I've said it. I don't. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I just wanted you to care a little bit.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
I know you do, and I wish I did for you,
but I don't. It's something that I have to learn
to care. I don't really care that much.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Jarl and Shadow Parks called in. Hello, Kyle, Hey you going?

Speaker 10 (25:39):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Mat What do you What do you think about this?
Can you be a football fan without actually being a
football fan?

Speaker 15 (25:44):
I don't think he can be a football fan without
being a football fan.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
You got to watch some sort of games.

Speaker 11 (25:49):
You gotta know how the game plays in order to
bend yourself a supporter.

Speaker 9 (25:53):
Or a fan.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
I know, I know, and I don't get it, so
I don't. I do not have no interest.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
You do get it. You've seen you understand, don't.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
I know. There's eighteen players and that's all.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I know.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
That's good, and I know they kick points and I
know that you get six points if you get a
goal like that's all.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
I know. You're pretty One more, one more, Dave.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
More deep voics, Dave.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
No more.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
I'll come back to Dave in a minute.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Deep boy, Dave, what do you want to say?

Speaker 9 (26:23):
Hailey, I've got your back. Girlfriend, Matt, you can go away,
your nasty little port supporter.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
I'm not trying to I'm trying to fans.

Speaker 9 (26:35):
No, you're not. You're trying to cut her down. Don't
listen to him, Hailey, You're the reason I'm listening to Mitch.
Don't listen to him. He said you were going to
be a crow supporter. I've got your back. Go for it.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
I love you, Dave. Thank you for your.

Speaker 9 (26:48):
Support, and if you want, if you want some lessons
on how the game goes, let me know.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
Okay, I will thank you for not hating me for
not loving football.

Speaker 9 (26:59):
I don't know you for not loving football.

Speaker 1 (27:01):
I just thought that it was unfair shout down to
fifty eight this weekend. I really want to be optimistic
a support fan, but it is tough to do so. However,
this man gives me optimism because he's second in the
Colemon Metal Race, which you Hailey know is the Colen
Medal for the best player Nope, most goals kicked in

(27:24):
the AFL.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
It is Mitch. George Ardis from Port Adelaide. Welcome bitche
morning guys.

Speaker 10 (27:32):
Thanks for having me on.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Oh Georgie selling you've got a cold?

Speaker 11 (27:35):
You're right there man, This morning a little bit naisily,
but I'll.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Be fine down.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
I am going to personally come around to your house later, George.
I'm gonna bring your chicken soup. I'm going to bring
you one of those Vicks, Oh yeah, vix nasal.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Things have you got? Is there anything else I can
get you to get you through this?

Speaker 11 (27:52):
Noah, I think that's pretty good as long as you
those things are covered off of your fine.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
Are you feeling about Saturday night, Georgie?

Speaker 7 (27:57):
Yeah, look, I'm excited.

Speaker 11 (27:58):
Obviously we haven't had the best far so far yet,
but I think These games are so exciting. They bring
great contest every time we're out there, and we've lost
soldiers along the way, but we're definitely looking forward to
this opportunity on the weekend.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
If you were to point the finger at anyone in
the whole Black porter Laid Football Club as to why
you haven't.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Been amazing this season, who would you be pointing the
finger at.

Speaker 11 (28:21):
Oh, absolutely nobody. I think pty out ourselves.

Speaker 7 (28:24):
No one to blame but us.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
We've certainly cost ourselves a couple of games.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
That's such a hard question, Hayes, that's the truth. Everyone
thinks that.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Okay, well, we're not the number one breakfast show. If
you had to point your finger at someone as to
why we're not the number one breakfast show, we have.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
No marketing, we have no budget for anything.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Why do you still have some hope that we can
win this weekend?

Speaker 11 (28:43):
I think typically the last month or so, we've played
actually some pretty reasonable football against some quality sides, and
Adelaida obviously the quality side at the moment. They played
some really good footing, and we've we've sort of figured
out what our DNA is and what puts us in
chances to win games and that's all you can do
to give yourself a chance to win and hopefully a
bit of luck goes your way as well.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
We've got Connor back, We've got captain back. He's had
a sore hand. He's going to he's going to play
this weekendy reckons. That's something at least. I'm just trying
to hang the hat on anything can here.

Speaker 11 (29:09):
Yeah, certainly a nice to have you cap them back
out there. He's an extremely important player for us, so
hopefully gets.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Over that hand and it'll be good to go.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Mitchie.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
You superstitious? What do you do the night before?

Speaker 5 (29:18):
Because I've heard the footy players night for a massive
game like a showdown, they don't do any canoodling with
their partner and they have to have a certain amount
of pastor and just all weird rules. What do you
do the night before?

Speaker 11 (29:29):
I actually have half a bag of sour squirms, what
one of the natural confectory half the bag of those
on the bench, and then wake up and have the.

Speaker 2 (29:39):
Other half of the morning. I may have health benefits,
I don't think so.

Speaker 11 (29:42):
I can't imagine to be healthy for you, but I
love them.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Funny kept doing wrong with it because.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Because they taste great. Yeah, okay, that's good.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
I also know that George Ay's house, he's got a
lot of lego. He's doing some lego at the moment.
What lego are you building at the moment, Georgie.

Speaker 7 (29:57):
I'm trying to build it.

Speaker 11 (29:57):
I've sort of been sitting on the table for the
last couple of weeks. Hasn't made a lot of progress,
But I'm trying to build the concord at the moment.

Speaker 12 (30:03):
Don't mind.

Speaker 11 (30:04):
It's just something to take us self away from what
do you just lock into? A couple of hours of
building from lego brings some pieces together.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Maxis says, you've got Adelaide's best man cave.

Speaker 11 (30:12):
I like to think o there little dart set up,
golf set up, sauna, ice.

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Clath He's got a little dart board in his garage
and you've got cameras in it, Mitch, and you get
to play and when it hits the dartboard, it registers
your score on an iPad and you play against the
other boys in your team.

Speaker 11 (30:32):
Yeah, it's getting a bit ridiculous, isn't it. You've got
these all these little setups now that we don't actually
have to do the maths anymore, and boys can play
at their own houses against each other. It's getting a
bit silly.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
We have very different houses. Mitch Georgi artists. Who's your
favorite Crows player.

Speaker 10 (30:53):
All time?

Speaker 11 (30:54):
Ye oh yeah, current, I would have to say, text.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Walker text are you guys mates?

Speaker 7 (31:00):
No, I haven't really met him too much, but.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
They play the same position.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, that's really notice sets in his face on the weekend,
which is going to push him over, aren't you, Mitch?

Speaker 11 (31:11):
Yeah, exactly right, exactly right, All right.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Mitch, I'm looking forward to it. I think you've given
me a little bit of hope. I know you're going
to be relaxed after all that lego and darts, So
hopefully this Saturday night we can shock the AFL.

Speaker 11 (31:22):
All right, absolutely looking forward to it.

Speaker 10 (31:25):
Showdown this weekend.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
We've spoken to Port Mitch Georgia ardas, I think it's
only fair we go to the Crows right now.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
All right, we are extremely excited about the showdown this weekend.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
We see you've just learned it's Port Adelaide playing the Crows.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
This is number fifty eight.

Speaker 5 (31:43):
This is the first time I've ever watched the showdown jokes.
I love the showdown and we are talking to this
star of the Crows, my favorite.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Player, the only one you know the name of Ben
Keys is on.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
The PHONEE.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Guys, how do you.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Feel going into this game?

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I don't want you to be cocky because arrogance is
you want to be confident, but not really arrogant, because
I mean, if history does repeat itself, it has happened before,
there's been an upset and Port has beat you in
a showdown.

Speaker 16 (32:12):
No, that's happened plenty of times and both ways. So
I think it's it's a special fixture because I think
it never really matters who's where on the ladder or
what kind of form you're in.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
It always ends up being a contest.

Speaker 11 (32:24):
And you know, even going off the game earlier in
the year, you know, it took us right until the
end to just straight by and Mark Keane took a
great contestant, Mark going back with the flight to give
up the win behind or a guy.

Speaker 7 (32:35):
I know you remember that one Fondlee, So.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah, I love that, yeah till the end.

Speaker 7 (32:42):
So yeah, that's if it's going anything off that, it's
going to be a.

Speaker 5 (32:45):
Tight game again, ben Keys, who's your favorite Port players?

Speaker 7 (32:48):
A staff member.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Sure, I'm interested in that.

Speaker 16 (32:51):
Yeah, probably the fifty Tim Pyram He's probably my favorite.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
That doesn't count because he used to wear the Crows,
so Keysy. Here's the deal with cad Mitch Georgiadi's on
earlier this morning and he named his favorite former crow
and his favorite current crow at the standard's been set
to do it.

Speaker 7 (33:09):
My favorite current poor player is Travis.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Bow Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
I always had a lot of respects for Travis from Afar.

Speaker 11 (33:17):
And how he goes about it and obviously the.

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Career he's had speaks for itself. Favorite former Port Adelaide
player is a bit tougher, was it. Matt Logan Muddy Logan.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Number forty four, toughest bloke in the world.

Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yes, toughest bloke in the world. I love him.

Speaker 16 (33:31):
And he actually was at Brisbane for I think he
was on like Brisbane's list for a couple of years,
so I was a Brisbane water going up.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Ben.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I read this yesterday.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
I read that you love a little bit of baby oil,
you like to shine your little arms up.

Speaker 7 (33:47):
But I did get revealed.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Talk us through it, Benny, because you I look at
you out there on the weekend, and not only are
you're dominating the footy. Your hair's always looking resplendent, but
your pipes glisten. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
Well, there's a couple of the few players that do it.

Speaker 16 (34:01):
They put I know Dangerfield was one that you should
do it all the time.

Speaker 7 (34:04):
But they put oil on the arms for me playing forward.

Speaker 16 (34:08):
I don't like the defenders touching me too much, so
the oil definitely gives them a second thought of putting
their hands on, because then you get oil on the hand.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
The smart handle the footy. I like it, so I'll
keep doing it.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
We're wearing our guernseys at the moment, and we thought
we would put some baby oil on ourselves.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I was wondering if you might have any tips for application.

Speaker 16 (34:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (34:29):
I don't do it.

Speaker 16 (34:29):
I don't do it myself because it gets on your hands, which.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
Is not what you want.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Who does it for you?

Speaker 7 (34:34):
The trainer, the head trainer does it. You guys might
have to help each other out.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
When you put like a candle on when you're doing it,
smells nice.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Put some of that on smells good.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
It does make your arms pop right, it makes your
muscles look heaps bigger.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
Your tries mate, top it off I would like to
see you applying it. So do you have someone every
week who's in the rooms as your baby oil applicator?

Speaker 16 (35:02):
Yeah, the head the head trainer is a jack of
all trades. And yeah, right before the right before the
game starts, he's got it ready to go.

Speaker 7 (35:09):
You don't even have to think about it.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Do you think that when he went through years of
I assumed physio health sciences and everything, it was also
that one day he could apply baby oil properly.

Speaker 16 (35:21):
Between that and cutting ingrown toenails and dressing blisters.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
And doing all that, I'm not sure it was. I'm
not sure it's on his Bingo card.

Speaker 16 (35:29):
But there's some people that are behind the scenes make
up footy clubs, and he's definitely one of them with
all the all the stuff he puts up with.

Speaker 1 (35:37):
Right, well, we're looking great, crazy. We can't wait to
see you looking great on Saturday night. Hopefully just I'll
take you one point lost for you. That'll be fine
with me. Thank you so much for joining us, mate,
good luck, play well, and good luck for the rest
of the seasons.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
Always good to chat. Thank you.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Okay, I think we're just going to put that video
up on Vic's adelaide, Instagram and Facebook right now rise Yeah, thanks,
same with you.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
The way the light is hitting them, Yeah, missus Olympia
is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Our next thing for you.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Ah, you can do baby all on the weekend at
your footy match, all right.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
In the rain? Yeah in c Grade.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Yep, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
I probably won't thank you for the suggestion though.

Speaker 4 (36:19):
Yeah, all right, Mick Satellaite on Instagram. Go and check
out the video having Max oiling themselves up. I'm sure
some people might be shaving that video for future years.

Speaker 10 (36:28):
And while you guys go and clean yourselves up and
have a shower. You're very part of a thousand marks
coming up with the money minute neck.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Ten questions sixty seconds, a thousand dollars alien Max's money minute.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Here's the deal, your big dummies. We haven't given this
away all week.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
We're dying to give it away. In fact, we're in
trouble with our boss that it hasn't gone on to day.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
We have to give it away every single week. Thousand dollars,
ten questions, sixty seconds, get them all right. And as
a result, what we're doing is we're gonna line somewhere
and we hope that Jasmine wins it straight off the bat.

Speaker 5 (37:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
And if she doesn't, Yeah, we're going straight to the
next caller and you.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Will redo this quiz.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Yep, Jasmine doesn't get to continue. She just takes the
money she's got. She's out and we move on. We
hang up on Jasmine. We are giving away one thousand
dollars in the next hopefully six minutes.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yeah, Jazzy, how are you feeling. I'm really nervous.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
It's exciting. You're about to retire.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
This is the best thing ever you remember this day
for the rest of your life. All right, here are
the rules. We must accept your first answer. If you
pass on a question, we will come back to it
at the end.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
All right, Yep, you got this girl.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Come on, Jazz, all right, I'll read them for you.
Your money minute. Jasmine starts now. The opposite of north
is what? What shape is a soccer ball circle? Name
a team playing in the showdown? A popular group is
the Black Eyed?

Speaker 5 (37:57):
What here?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Scarfs are worn on? Which part of your body?

Speaker 5 (38:04):
What type of neck?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah, you know what, I'll take that. What type of
pastor is used in spaghetti?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Baise spaghetti?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
The River Torrens runs through which city, Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
What color is traditionally worn by a bride at a
wedding like Darwin?

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Is located in which state or territory the other territory?
It is your favorite singer? Jasmine?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Ed Okay, the first nine, I reckon, We're pretty good.
I'm just gonna have to go on Wikipedia and look
up Jasmine.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Yeah, okay, so under the favorite singer. Second, we can
guarantee you got nine. The first nine were right. Number
ten was who is your favorite singer? You said, Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
She got up some stuff in her early life.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Jasmine?

Speaker 7 (38:54):
This is my favorite singer.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
I'm just about to get to that section. My favorite singer, Jasmine.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
It is.

Speaker 10 (39:05):
Ed Sheeran.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
Give one thousand dollars.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
What are you gonna do with a thousand? Appart from
retire brilliant? There's a cheering tickets, Adelaide. Next we are
giving away free tickets all next week.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
She's got the cash. You can pay for them.

Speaker 5 (39:25):
Now you can do that too, as you well done?

Speaker 2 (39:28):
What's this mean to you?

Speaker 14 (39:30):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (39:32):
Do?

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I sense tears? Adam? Are you crying?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
No?

Speaker 3 (39:37):
She's chill now happy?

Speaker 12 (39:40):
Have you got my mum in the currents hap.

Speaker 5 (39:43):
Oh, mom, this is so nice.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Well done.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Congrats girls, you won a thousand dollars enjoy ed cheering
with those tickets.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
You're going to go and buy enjoy retirement. Retire mom too.
All right, done, Come on next.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yesterday was talking about a DM dilemma of a sick
fish on the deathbed.

Speaker 5 (40:04):
In Yeah, Burjo's little fish daisies dye of a severe infection,
and his issue was he's got a four year old
little girl that he needs to break the news to.

Speaker 10 (40:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
We were deciding whether or not to break the news
or whether to just buy a new pair. I think
we decided breaking the news was going to be the
way to go.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Have you done it? I broke the news, very interested
to hear what she had to say.

Speaker 10 (40:25):
And I recorded breaking the news. So here it next.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Yesterday we had a little bit of a dilemma.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
Bergo has a fish, Daisy, who is suffering from a
severe case of an infection.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
That's fish rosh or something.

Speaker 5 (40:38):
Yeah, it's eating its tail.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
It's awful.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
A pet shop said to him.

Speaker 5 (40:43):
Throw it against a wall.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Yeah, Like the pet shop said, it's stead it needs.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah, and you're not apparently not allowed to flush fish
down the toilet, or it's inhumane to do so, which
is what we've always done the past.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
They say water probably not through with it.

Speaker 5 (40:56):
So the issue here was he has a four year
old little girl, so Fear, we all love so much,
and he had to break the news to her. Does
he replace the fish or does he in fact tell
her about death?

Speaker 1 (41:05):
And with your help yesterday we decided we're doing the death.
We're not replacing the fish. The fish is going to
be euthanized. This little goldfish, this a little six dollar goldfish.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
What happens?

Speaker 2 (41:15):
But we need to have the chat with Sofia.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
I had the chat and alarmingly, she was kind of
already across death, which concerned me a little bit.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
But she's so smart, Fear.

Speaker 10 (41:24):
You know, Daisy, you know what's wrong with her?

Speaker 13 (41:27):
She's sick? Because I think she's a little bit hurt.
I don't know what's wrong with her.

Speaker 10 (41:35):
Do you know what could happen if she gets more sick?

Speaker 13 (41:38):
I think to night die.

Speaker 10 (41:42):
How will you feel if she does die?

Speaker 13 (41:44):
Sad and angry? I'll feel angry because I'll say to
get a new fish. And then if you say no,
I'll get a little bit upset and a little bit angry.
It's sad without having a little guinea p you get
some fish and the little rabbits and so cute those

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little things. I'm so sadd as animals in the sky
because I just will miss him.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
If you could say something to Daisy to make her
feel better, what would you say?

Speaker 13 (42:18):
She can't talk.

Speaker 5 (42:29):
I love that little girl so much.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Okay, so she's a cross stairs.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
So she knows that the next step in death is
possibly to have a funeral.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
What do we do?

Speaker 11 (42:38):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
No, she doesn't know that. She just knows that she
wants a replacement. And if she doesn't get what, she's
going to be real.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Yeah, they were my notes. There was this initial sadness.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
There was like I'm going to be a little bit
sad if my fish dies, But I'm also gonna be
angry because she's anticipating you, Burjo not buying her a
new fish, and that's making her angry.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Yeah. So she's not emotionally attached to this one.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
No, But she's also, as you could hear, putting recommendations
forth for a guinea pig or a bunny.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yep, she want a rabbit.

Speaker 5 (43:02):
The little thing. She loves a little thing.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Yeah, I love her.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
And she also really wanted to make it clear that
you're a big idiot because you said, what do you
want to say to the fish? And she said, fish
can't talk, mate, Like seriously, Dad.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
So I woke up this morning and at five am
I looked in the bowl that I've isolated this fish in,
and the tale that I thought was regenerating and regrowing has.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Fallen off again because it's got the plague.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Yeah, and the infection is growing further up its body
and fish.

Speaker 10 (43:27):
It's still alive, but I need, I know, I need
to get rid.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Of it, needs to it needs, assister die, Can we
agree on that?

Speaker 1 (43:33):
Can we agree this weekend? The fish has got to
be put out of its misery?

Speaker 10 (43:37):
Yes, pain, but I can't do it. So someone's doing
it and not me?

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Okay, maybe four year old doing it?

Speaker 10 (43:43):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Maybe there's someone out there in Adelaide who euthanizes fishhu
Mainly I don't.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Know, right third Andy one O two three.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
If you're a fish euthanizer or if you've been through
this before, what do we do?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
We need to put this poor fish out of its misery.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
And then after that, having heard Sophia, a cute little
four year old, and how sad she's going to be,
do we like do it a eulogy for it or
something we have.

Speaker 5 (44:07):
To I want to wear black. I want to bring
weak cordial and chicken sandwiches, but they do at funeral.
We're gonna wear a veil. I want your ideas. You
need to be in mourning because you're Italian for eighty
days or something.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Right for Burgo's fish thirname one three, Please give us
a ring with all of these ideas as we try
and send off Daisy to the great big bowl in
the sky.

Speaker 10 (44:28):
All right.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
In the morning, all right, good morning, twenty minutes away
from nine.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
We need to help. We need to help Badelete. We've decided.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
If you've not followed along, Berjo and his family have
got a little goldfish. The little goldfish was the first
pet for Burgo's four year old daughter, Sophia, and it
is close to the end. It's got to die fish
rot fin rot, and its back fin has essentially fallen off.
It looks like one of the zombies out of the

(44:58):
last of it.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
He's hanging on this four fish is in palliative care
and you're not caring for it because you're not giving
it enough more.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Find well, I'd rather stay alive. And I thought I
was res it, but no, the fin just keeps falling off.
So I think it's the end.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
It is the end.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Someone needs to walk into Mary Potter Hospice and hold
the pillow over this fish's face.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
Mum and Dad just messaged me saying you should just
put it in the freezer. That's the fastest way to
kill it.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
That's a suggestion. So that's what we're looking for now.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
I want to two three suggestions on what's the next step,
how do humanly deal with the fish?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
And then how do we mourn it for the four
year old daughter?

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Okay, I can't do that. I won't be able to
do any of these things. So if anyone can do it,
you can come in here and do it.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
You can't kill an animal. Cassie and Riveton, what do
you think Burgo should do? Well, Burjo, have you not
been fishing before?

Speaker 6 (45:41):
And you fill it the fish? You chop it teed
of cos that's okay, just buy a new one.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Have you got a small rock?

Speaker 14 (45:50):
Well, yeah, there's been plenty of those rocks.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
You could paint one.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I don't want to get into well, people are in
their breakfast.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
But I don't know that you could fill it a goldfish.

Speaker 6 (46:00):
Well, you can chop it, teed off and put it out.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
Of its misery.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
That's actually quite a good humane last this way.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
They quick, Yeah, you're actually doing favor.

Speaker 10 (46:08):
But I can't do that. So if anyone can.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
Paint your rock and then she can put a rock.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Over it, that's nice. A little grave, a little memorial
on the back.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
We haven't thought about that, a gravestone.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
We have to think about all these things, and that's
why we need you. Thirty one or two three. Thank you, Cassie.
You get the ball rolling there with a humane way
to deal with this.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
We're talking full cremation.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
If we do this, everyone's invited to the funeral.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
It's an open funeral.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Put a message in the state Sunday, a state funeral,
the cathedral, state funeral.

Speaker 10 (46:38):
I'll just want to put it out there.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
None of these things I can do, So maybe don't
call through with advice. Call through if you can actually
be the one to kill it.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Flamings and bookers afore. So we're talking about having a
state funeral for Burgo's fish Daisy, who is on its
last legs.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
The goldfish cost six dollars.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
In fact, if you are friends and family, you should
probably make your final goodbyes now. If you have to
fly from inter state or whatever, there would.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Be people flooding in from across the border.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, this fish has fin rot, its tail has pretty
much fallen off, and I mean it's still swimming around
and it looks happy, but you can't tell.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
And also it would be in pain.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Yeah, we've got it's got to go, so we need
your help. What does he do now? We're talking about
funerals and things like that, but it's still alive.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
And you've got to keep in mind as much as
Burgo feeds the fish, it's not his fish. It's his
four year old daughter's fish. Yeah, so we have these
sensitivities to dance around.

Speaker 5 (47:32):
Yeah, right, meal though, what do you give the last meal?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Fish food?

Speaker 1 (47:36):
But literally the only thing it's ever We could try
something new as it's last meal, as if you were
on death row, would you like to try something completely loan?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
I've never eaten Corton blur before.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
It's my last meal, I would like to try it.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
Laura in Abberfore Park. What do you think should happen
now to this little fishy?

Speaker 15 (47:57):
I think BJO just needs to put it in the freezer.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
When they say that's humane, Laura, I feel like it's
a slow death because.

Speaker 15 (48:05):
You don't know because you put it in a container,
fill it with water, put it in the freezer, and
it just slowly goes to sleep. None of this horrendous
throw it against the wall or chop its head off.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
It does feel gruesome, But Laura, doesn't it then get
frozen into an ice block?

Speaker 15 (48:19):
Yeah, well it does, but then you just put the
ice block in the next spin day.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
What about like Walt Disney, what if it wakes up?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah, because it would.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
It's like it's like the wooly mammoths that they're bringing
back to life now that have been frozen frozen for
thirty thousand years.

Speaker 12 (48:34):
No, it's dead by then.

Speaker 2 (48:36):
Laura's doune industed. I'm not a scientist, but she is
probably right. I guess you know.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
The sad thing, Laura is when you kill like crabs
and stuff, you put them in the pot and they scream.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
Did you know they scream?

Speaker 16 (48:45):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:45):
I didn't and I don't want to know it. I
don't want to know that because I do like in
my pasta we established.

Speaker 15 (48:54):
That your daughter told you fish don't talk.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
That that's exactly right. But the scream, that's one of
my favorite ways to do it so far. Thank you,
Laura Sarah in Elizabeth East, Sarah, you've been in this
situation before.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Can you please help us out?

Speaker 6 (49:10):
Okay? Yeah, So about five or so years ago, had
fish a bunch of goldfish. Youngest was about five at
time as well, and we had a fungus issue. Wasn't
thin rock, but it was it, and you get yeah
the fish really well. I google and I found out

(49:34):
that clove oil. You can use that in with a
little bit of water, like think your fish in like
a small container.

Speaker 10 (49:44):
From the chemist.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
Right, Yeah, we use it for toothpain. But yeah, apparently
it's you do a couple of little jobs. It goes
to like a coma state like and then you put
some more in and it puts its permanently.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Right, clove oil, that's a good tip bird.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
That sounds like a voluntary assisted.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Chantell and Fred and part, what do you think what
should happen to the fish?

Speaker 11 (50:11):
And pop it in the gunner right out.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Tell you has warm, it's gonna float away.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
But shan't tell Chantell.

Speaker 1 (50:21):
Here's the thing with the fish at the moment, we
can see that it is clearly it's battling, it's in pain,
and you're suggesting we're releasing into the wild where not
only is it going to continue to be in pain,
but it will be in pain while being like rushed
down storm water.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That can't be good for the brunt. Hello, we're back
to dump something.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Guys, Sorry about that. Someone said something funny but you
can't say it. Yeah, sorry if it sounds a bit weird.
We just dumped the last eight seconds.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Yeah, anyway, we have come up with a bunch of ideas. Now, yes,
Ryan Burgess, as the man in charge of this fish
is in its.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Dying days, what are you going to do with it?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Having heard all these suggestions from listeners, I'm going to.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Find a way or find someone to do a to me
with euthanizing over the weekend and.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Method though we've had some great methods.

Speaker 10 (51:13):
I clove oil, the freezer.

Speaker 4 (51:14):
I feel like the freezer is not it because it
would be frozen, it'd be cold right.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Feelings line through that clove oil.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
I'm going to try that and Monday will have an
update and potentially even a.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
General Yeah, we've got to have a little service, I
think so.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
I think it deserves more than a little service.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
Look, think about how many people have.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Called us over the last couple of days.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
People care about Daisy.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Check the death notices over the weekend, the Saturday paper,
the Sunday paper. Yeah, we'll take you out a classified obviously.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
So if you don't already see it on the front
page of the paper.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
On Monday will be Hailey and Max in morning.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Nice. Yeah, that's very good.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
If anyone work for a funeral home or used to,
we'd also love to enlist your services as well.

Speaker 10 (51:58):
Thirteen one O two three.

Speaker 5 (52:00):
I can make a coffin.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Would you get it cremated?

Speaker 10 (52:02):
I'll think about it over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
Thirteen two Now, if you want to go to the
showdown tomorrow, port crows yourself Adelaide over. It's a double pass.
It's worth three hundred bucks. We're going to play a
little game.

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Yeah, so keep calling us thirty one O two three
because you are still a chance. Because what we're going
to do is we're going to bring back one of
our favorite games.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
Holding the call. Yeah, it's like holding the ball, but
not at all like that.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
How does it work holding the call is we just
line up as many people that want these showdown tickets
as possible. We pick up the phone to you, so
we say, oh, Haley and North Adelaide, how are you?
And then you just go from there. And if you
say I'm good, how are you? Or if you say um,
or you say ah, or you're boring yeah, or you
start talking in your phone line sucks, you're out.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
All right, that's how it works.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
So keep our interest.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Yeah, and if you keep the interest for long enough,
you're getting EB tickets.

Speaker 5 (52:56):
Okay, let's do it. Yeah, all right, let's start with
carl in tusmore high.

Speaker 14 (53:03):
So good.

Speaker 15 (53:04):
We want these tickets more than anyone else wants the tickets.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Especially if we were to get up a kiss cam,
we would do.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Terribly Like yeah, it's good.

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It's tenuous. But the issue is with Carlie. I do
like her, and I agree, I think kiss can be funny.
Her phone lines, Oh no, carl I like, sorry, it's
just like her phone lines. But I currently hear next
Tracy in Hacker Morning Tracy, I have been.

Speaker 6 (53:25):
Singing the Crows theme song all morning in preparation for
our wind tomorrow night.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Would you like me to sing it for you guys?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Yeah, I like to hear a bit of it.

Speaker 9 (53:32):
We're the pride of South AUSTRALI.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
We're the mighty Adelaide Crows.

Speaker 11 (53:39):
Wick, courageous, stronger, far and respected by our.

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Like the Crows, you don't understand the game. You have
to be extremely ruthless, Tracy.

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This is not fair.

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You're robbing these people of tickets.

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Oh Rey, Cindy and maud Bree High it's it's told Nicole,
good morning.

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Hi, you're going Oh my goodness, it is amazing. I
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Oh go back and forth between the Crows and the
pork keep it going, yeah, rain right right.

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The thing over and over again.

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Now you understand the d Cindy. We love Cindy from
our It's just not the perfect call.

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The anchor and Birkenhead.

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Oh no, rule Ranata and West Beach, Dundon.

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We can leave for a thousand years.

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If I hurt you, I'll make one from your tears.

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I've told you like her. If week is bad that summer.

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Don't know where.

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I like, Renata, do you like?

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I'm happy for you to make this call?

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All right, Renata, do you want to go to the showdown?
That was great?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Saying thank you, well done? All right, you go the
show down?

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (55:15):
Oh my god, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Worry bring your scarf, hold it up. Sing that tomorrow
night loud and.

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You need all to help with I will oh, thank you.

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Thanks everyone for playing again. We stress, We love you
and I loved what you were all doing. It just
has to be perfections, both guys.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
It's a really wet weekend, so please be safe on
the roads whatever you do, and go the crows.

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Calm the crows.

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Gony ground coming coming on next.

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Hailey's got a great Britney impersonations brettany and betch.

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See later