FULL SHOW #108: WE PLAN A FUNERAL FOR DAISY THE FISH

FULL SHOW #108:

HAYLEY & MAX PLAN A FUNERAL FOR DAISY THE FISH (R.I.P), AND ADELAIDE IS INVITED.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Adelaides Number one, the fun like congratulations, you won't find
you're in the right place, Hay Pierson, Max perfect, happy man?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
What a weekend? Am I right?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Why do you say that?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, obviously it was the Educator's Ball, that was it?
Who won Best Educator?

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Oh, it wasn't an awards night, it was just a party.
I was joking because obviously football was played.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Yeah, I know, that's why I've got a black eye. Yeah, yeah,
that's the only game of football. What happened in my game?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:55):
I got hit in the face by one of my teammates.
And now for I think literally the first time in
my life, I have a black eye.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
Yeah, purple eye. What do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Does maybe look tough?

Speaker 7 (01:05):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
But I feel like you should you ensure your eyes.
You have Beyonce and she was her bum and things
like that, yeah, Taylor Swift and.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Yeah, I feel like they're your thing, Like your eyes
are your thing?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Who do you think would take? Like do you call
up sort of booper and say, hey, my.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Eyes say that.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Hayley said that I have nice eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And I need to protect them because I'm on the news.
That'll work. What happened elbow or It's hard to say.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
So Saturday football was an absolute disaster.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Class like. The weather was pocious.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Shout out to anyone that played any form of sport
outdoors on Saturday.

Speaker 5 (01:43):
We were swimming in the puddles.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Dead said.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
When I was playing in the middle and when they
did a ball up, I was standing in water that
was over my boots.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Oh my god, this is what I think about, because
obviously have a kid that plays sports as well. It
was getting in the car afterwards, what do you do
do you?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I bring like cushions and towels and everything.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I walked straight into the shower fully.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Cloth showers there fully.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Clothes, fully booted up, and spent like ten minutes slowly
taking off all the clothes, ringing out all of the mud.
Yeah all, eventually I could put something dry on. But yeah, anyway,
one of my teammates, as we were fighting around in
puddles for the ball, just flailing arm. I got a
four arm and sang, did you cry like a little
like a little baby, But did it really hurt?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I went like that, and I was like, oh, that hurts.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And then I was pushing on my face and I
could tell that I hadn't broken my cheekbones.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
So I just kept playing.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah you look hardcore now, thank you.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
See, no one ever says that about me on a
football field. I've played chatter and twenty games. That's the
first time I've been in the contest.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's what happens. That's what happens.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Anyway, Well done Crows. Oh well, I'm actually quite surprised.
I know you said that they were going to go down,
but I thought they might have been an upset.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
What the hell? No, it almost one hundred points. How
is that even possible?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Because the Crows are very good and not very Wow,
that's okay.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
We don't have to talk about that here, we do
we will.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
In death at six forty. You can get angry about it. Hey, today,
Ed said, every thirty minutes from six thirty am, Ed said,
listen out for the number that Ed said. If all
four of them are in your phone number, you got
to call us eight thirty. You win Ed's Sheering tickets.
Just like that.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, so will we throw on them out and it'll
be like a nine and you write that down anyone,
that's my number.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
There you go, you're still in it.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
And the a four yes, and then a two yes,
and then at six no.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Family couldn't call.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
But if you still had those four, for example, you
would be able to call it.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
So six thirty seven, seven thirty and eight, we're going
to give you a number that Ed said. All right,
that'll kicks off very very soon. Let's do One Note Wonder.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Next alien makes first call.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
All right, great coffee, you like a great tune that
it needs to write, ingredients, skilled hands, and souls. So
origin coffee is so good. It's their specialty.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's all we're given away.

Speaker 8 (04:03):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
We're playing One Note Wonder head to head with each other.
We get five songs, best of five. First person to
buzz in with the title and the artist, although this
time we know the artist.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Yeah, it's a theme. Max has rocked up to work
today with a black eye, so it's black eyed peas theme.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
You should see the other guy.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Oh yeah, you shouldn't able to make it even.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
It was my teammate and he accidentally hit me with
his forum. He's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
He didn't even know you've done it.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
No, he did he I'm going to get that little
pretty boy over there.

Speaker 3 (04:30):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
And we've had playing foursome people.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
I'm playing for Claire in West Lakes Morning, Claire, what
are you doing up so early?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I'm driving to work.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
If he's some lovely people in the hospital I work in,
how are you both?

Speaker 10 (04:42):
You gorgeous people?

Speaker 3 (04:43):
I'll stop it.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I'm not feeding anyone that deserves it like you.
So you're a better person than Usk. What's for Claire?

Speaker 11 (04:50):
Sorry Dunning?

Speaker 3 (04:51):
What's for Brecky? What are you serving the people in
the hospital?

Speaker 12 (04:54):
Oh, they'll be having poache and hot milk and lots
of different juices and toasts and.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Cereals and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's like club me.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I've got to get myself to one of these hospitals.
I need a break.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
All right, You sound delightful, Claire. Let's go to Sandra
and holding Hill Morning morning.

Speaker 13 (05:14):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Sandra? You watched the CES on the weekend?

Speaker 12 (05:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Absolutely?

Speaker 13 (05:20):
Oh what happened Max?

Speaker 9 (05:21):
They got pink?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
I missed it, Sarah, Sandra, whatever you know, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Look, I will talk about it in a little bit.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I'm not three all days, you can imagine, but I'm
glad you had fun and I hope you got absolutely
soaked and your clothes are still wet from time again.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
No, I was good.

Speaker 13 (05:37):
I watched it on TV. I was working.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
That's smart, that's the right thing to do. All right,
let's go.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
You're playing for Sandra, I'm playing for Claire. One hundred
dollars soul Origin voucher.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
On the line.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
All right, just see the song, as we know, it's
all Black Eyed Peas?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Where is the love?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I reget that, and I got a feeling of my
favorite Black Eyed.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Peas thoughts, I probably still got to come.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
I reckon. Alright, here we go.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Hi, I love this song.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
My god, it's a night's gonna be. Good night, SUPs.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I've got a buzzy in here.

Speaker 8 (06:16):
Shut up, mac in a to one Hailey still match
point radio friendly.

Speaker 14 (06:29):
Version, by the way, I know it, Pumpet, let's get
it started, scared, come on, all right, tiebreaker, Max, Pumpet.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
Half a second, you would be the only upper.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Did you know that my brother in law supported Black
Eyed Peas when they were here.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
We'll tell us all about that a little bit later
because playing a hundred dollars solar origin is out you.

Speaker 12 (07:03):
Claire, fabulous, Thank you so nice.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
And I love the port in my mind, we still
love them, don't we.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Thank you Claire. We do still love it.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Just might not be our year, maybe out decade the
way we looked on Saturday.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
But that's fine because you've got some lunch shorted for today.

Speaker 9 (07:20):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
That's wonderful.

Speaker 9 (07:22):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (07:22):
Sorry, Sandra, that's all right.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Win on Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Bad Mas, Max, after you mad about from the footy
on the weekend. What do we have are the two
biggest rivals going head to head with each other, brilliant
to get a win for Fort Adelaide, to be honest,
to two points, it was hard for tough conditions at Alberton.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
Build a season from Alberton.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
The showdown, the AFLW practice showdown where the Port Adelaide
girls beatid girls by two points?

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Did they on Saturday afternoon? All right, that's lovely news.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Let's talk a bit about the other showdown.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, did you go or not to the men's game?
Did you go?

Speaker 10 (08:10):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:11):
I didn't go to I was pouring down with rain.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
That is the.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
Worst excuse as a football fan.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
No, it's not.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
It was the wettest two days in Adelaide.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Is played in winter.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, don't you just rug.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Up like all the other people.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
No, it's watched on the couch, you'd winter. It was
a Crows home game.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
I was more than happy to let them have it,
and I'm glad I didn't go because, as you mentioned.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It wasn't great. We lost by ninety eight points and.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
Port Adelaide was doomed from the very start. Literally the
first play of the game. Miles Bergman love him, re signed,
one of our best young players.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Won the ball in the middle kick win caught out
for stopping Burkier.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
Wrong, he's kicked in straight. The belief he's going to
have a who.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
You believe the player could.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Kick the wrong?

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Life was?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It was, honestly like what happens in year football.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
I feel bad for him. That happens all the time,
not in how did that even happen?

Speaker 1 (09:14):
He's won the hit out and he goes, oh, I
got a second, I've got open grass in front of me.
We're away here and he just kicked it straight to
the Crows himself.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
And from there, oh, no, I played some more football,
it rained a lot, Crows keep more goals, support didn't
good and we lost by ninety eight points. Yeah, that's
a lot. So if we had to be mad, Max
mad on two folds to two reasons one, I'm pretty

(09:45):
sure the Crows can then might win the premiership, which
is maddening, like very.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Maddening'd be proud though as a South Australian team to win.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Like Port will be out.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I like a lot of the individuals on the Crows
and I'd be happy for them and know how hard
they work. But the organization and for the Crows fans
that I have that i'm friends with, I don't want them.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't want them to have that joy save poured out.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Are you saying that if it's Adelaide versus Sydney you
would go for Sydney.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
The Sanies Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
It's all part of being a fan, Hailey, It's all
part of the rivalry. My second reason for being mad
is Port Adelaide. Yeah, we lost by ninety eight points
and I have now got great fears.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I'll still support them and I'll still love for them, but.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
I have great fears that we're about to have maybe
half a decade of misery.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
Why, like we've got because all the old players are gone.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Six good players at the top, really good players. But
then we battle a bit and then the last few
years we've traded away all of our picks to try
and get in more players, so we don't have these
great eighteen and nineteen year olds coming through.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
You're out and we're just in a little bit of trouble.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
If our big boys aren't playing well and if they're
injured like that at the moment, it could be a
bad time for me for a few more years. Switch
just for the next five years. The Crows come on,
We have fun. I support the Port Adelaide w team
and they beat the Crows in a trial game on
the weekend. Dwayne in Murray Bridges called in, DUANEA. You
were there and you're a Port fan.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Mate, how did you go terrible? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (11:24):
Do you need a hud, Dwayne?

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Did you have any hope?

Speaker 15 (11:30):
I thought we would have had chance?

Speaker 3 (11:32):
Dwayne?

Speaker 2 (11:33):
What was it like?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
What were the Crows fans like around you, assuming you
were wearing some Port merch and they knew that you were.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
What was it like?

Speaker 15 (11:41):
Oh?

Speaker 16 (11:41):
Mate, that must be right.

Speaker 15 (11:43):
But it's sup begging me, laughing at me, and yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, it's way out Dwayne, And can you can you
back me up here?

Speaker 3 (11:54):
We got to bounce back next year?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Are we in a bit of trouble, do you think?

Speaker 16 (11:57):
Well, hopefully the new coach, You're right, hopefully you get
from there.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
I'm taking that. I'm holding on to that.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Dwayne's right, Josh taking over as coach. Hopefully new game plan.
Maybe he'll be like, you know what, we're not playing
em players on the field. We're playing twenty and we'll
get away with it. We'll be fine.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, you're actually angry, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I'm just yeah, I'm a bit flat about Yeah, you're sad.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Yeah, I get it. That's enough. That's enough footy, right
was cruel.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Hee's tea? Your wife Eliza will be all over this
as Beyonce's number one fan follows it all over the world.
Destiny's Child has reunited for the last show on the
Cowboy Carter World Tour. How cool is that.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
She's been weeling out little special guests all across She
had Miley Cyrus at one of the shows.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Yeah, Paris jay Z at one of the shows.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
Over there and now oh ows Michelle.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
And Kelly they got up. They performed Boo Delicious, Lose
My Breath Energy, have a listen to this?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
How's that for surplies?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Girls star started. Oprah was there with gay al gals
back from space. They were there.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
She yeah, she's back, still talking about it though, how's
this Edgeherant has revealed that crazy fans have tried to
break into his house to steal not a guitar or
any memorabilia, but to steal his children.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
It's got unsett with It's so it's awful.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
It has two kids with his high school sweeter sweetheart.
He's on sixty minutes and actually revealed that he expects
to basically have his family with security on them until
he dies. I listened to this.

Speaker 11 (13:53):
There's things that people don't really even like take into account,
like kidnap threats like that that we've had attempted breakings
and people coming with whatnot that are found in their
current and stuff like that. Like it's it's way more
sinister than just standing up and wanting selfies.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah, and he doesn't let fans have photos with his kids,
which is so understandable, But isn't that just that is
so bad.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
He goes, I just want to be a normal person sometimes.
But that's what I guess it comes with fame, right.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
Yeah, just you sort of get the highs and the lows.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
You get the good and the bad.

Speaker 5 (14:24):
Yeah, you would know. Happy Gilmore Too came out on Friday.
I was so excited. I texted you Friday night, going,
you're watching? You watching, because I'm going to ruin it
for you. If you don't watch it, hurry up.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
It came out.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
It's gone straight to number one on Netflix and Rotten
Tomatoes is given a sixty five percent, which I think
it deserves a bit more. If you look at what
it is, compare it to be like an Oscar's kind
of performance.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
The original one's pretty much the same. It's like sixty two.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Yeah, the original one was brilliant. It's a movie that
everybody loves, right well, and are no more than that?
I think coming back, you go, okay, it's been a
long time has passed.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
What do we expect?

Speaker 5 (15:06):
And I thought it was like all the stuff I
just love. He has all his mates in it, all
his mates kids, Ben Stiller, Eminem, Ben Stieler's kids were
in it. His kids, his wife, pretty much mate.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Every single person in it is either a family member
of his, an actual celebrity, or a professional golf golfer.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
It's incredible too.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
I sat there and I watched it, and I probably
am right in the hitting zone for this because one
love the original. Two I know who all the golfers are,
so I can appreciate how weird it is to get
the world's best golfer to do scenes where he's in jail,
taking the piss out of fact that he was.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
In jail last year. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
I think that if if you go in, if you
haven't watched this yet and you're like, oh, do I
watch it?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I don't want to ruin the original.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
If you go in with the mindset this ain't going
to win an Oscar. But I'm here for the nostalgia
and some idiocy and a ridiculous amount of cameos.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
There's so much idiocy.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
I will say. There wasn't a lot of laugh out
loud moments, though there was a number one.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I just had a little bit of a cheesy grin
on the face for a lot of games. I liked
it worth watching it exactly what it was meant to be.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, thanks fishes for breakfast. No.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
I got a message from my mother last Friday while
we were on air doing this show, and I call
what we were talking about at the time, But obviously
it wasn't interesting to her because she goes, you know
what you guys should be talking about, this algo bloom.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
She's right, She's.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Right, everyone's talking about it, but I feel like no
one knows exactly what's going on. Yeah, there's it's it's
everywhere all over the news and everyone's talking about it
in the regions on the in the South Australian beaches
that we can't go.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
We can't bring our dogs there because of this algal bloom.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
So it's the middle of winter right now, we're not
all spending that much time at the beaches. So perhaps
you haven't really heard a lot about it, and you're
not really because you're not going to the beach and
not experience it experiencing it. But there are a lot
of tourists, tourism businesses and fishing businesses that are like
going out of business because of what this algole bloom
is doing. It's killed thousands of marine creatures around our

(17:07):
state and it is drifting around, you know, down the Korong,
it's drifting around up the top of Spencer Gulf, it's
heading over to the Air Peninsula. It's just murking around
our coastline.

Speaker 3 (17:19):
Which right now, you're right right now.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
It's winter, so people do walk their dogs and things
on the beach, but people don't like just fly to
the beach because it's hot and they want to swim. Yeah,
that's what they'll do in summer. This is where it's
really scary. And I don't know, like I think it's
caused I'm not a scientist, but by warmer waters, but
also apparently that those floods that we had, those massive
floods we had in twenty twenty two. Yeah, and a

(17:42):
storm water runoff and stuff that's caused it too.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
It's believed to be caused by a mixture of things.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Marine heat wave.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Since September twenty twenty four, the water is about two
and a half degrees warmer than normal. Floodwaters from the
Murray River in like twenty two to twenty three they
brought extra nutrients into the sea, like just off of
the coast, and you throw them all together and we
get this little algol bloom that we're in at the moment, and.

Speaker 5 (18:05):
It's toxic and apparently so if the dogs are walking
on them on it, if they eat whatever's on the sand,
or is it if it goes through its pause.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Most recent warning is dog owners should keep their pets
under effective control to prevent them eating the dead or
dying fish, which may cause illness. Do not let your dog,
and I would suggest this goes for humans as well.
Swim in discolored water or the foamy water which where
marine life has been found dead.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
Is every beach in SA.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Not every, but it looks like it's going everywhere.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
They have, like so it moves a little bit, but
it's growing as well, and they have it sort of
looks like when you look at the weather map and
you can see like heat, heat spots, red spots. It
essentially just sits around our coasts and sort of flares
up in little spots.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
All the rounds where you actually holiday, like Yorks and
air and Flurio and all of that.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
Yeah, so this is a problem because there's no real
way to get rid of it, but scientists are aware
of It's not just like let's pour some salt here
or drop a cane toe there, whatever it is that
they have previously done to fix environmental disaster.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Don't you think they would have prepared for something like
this knowing that it like, you know, they're trying to
cure cancers and things like that around the world. You
think that people would go, Okay, this is a natural
disaster that could happen.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
They haven't really prepared for it.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
And the problem is that the federal government is not
allowing us to classify as a natural disaster at present.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
But it is.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah, it's natural and it's.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
A disaster, but it doesn't fall under the classification for
it right now. So they had the federal Environment Minister
came here last week for like the first time since
this had started happening months and months and months ago,
and said, oh, yes, that's no good.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
He's a little bit of money.

Speaker 5 (19:39):
But why don't we get anyway on the beach his
dog off and see what he thinks of that.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I think the Federal Environment Minister might be a female
hmmm if she could do that either way. The but
Tudor advocate put it really well and they said nations
sort of laughs at South Australia nation's politicians let us
know when it gets a little bit further east and
we'll start caring about it.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
It's so true.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I hate that, hate that up next, we've done our best.
I've tried my best to explain it to you. We
get the premiere on.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, let's get him into the Wall of truth.

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, let's put the premiere in the Wall truth right now.
Had matches.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
World famous wall.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
We did this with each other and it's quite often
like not very serious stuff. But we've got the premiere
on the phone with us right now. Peter malanowskis, good morning, Mallie.

Speaker 7 (20:34):
Come on back to some morning Haley.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Hello friend.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Yeah, and we do like to take the mick with
the premier is very good to our show. But today
we're learning a little about this Algall Bloom premiere and
we wanted to put you in the Wall of Truth
with a very tough question because we're a little bit worried.

Speaker 3 (20:49):
We want to know from you.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
Is the Algall Bloom something that we the people of
South Australia should be very worried about?

Speaker 7 (20:57):
Well, I certainly am, and I think people are right
to be concerned. I don't think any reason to panic.
It's a natural phenomena, but it's one we've never seen
before on this in this country.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
So to give just a bit.

Speaker 7 (21:11):
Of context, about about twenty seven percent of our coastlines
being affected, So three quarters is unaffected, but for the
twenty seven percent it is, it's having a real impact.
And I reckon the most emotive and visible of that
is the dead marine life we're seeing coming on our shores.
You know, I've gone to set myself a fair bit

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and I'm on my way to the York Finisher now actually.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
And let mess it.

Speaker 16 (21:35):
It's confronting when you see it.

Speaker 7 (21:36):
This is a part of our natural world that's being
killed off in pretty tragic circumstances. But what I think
people need to understand is exactly what's caused her. And
that's where I think there's a few myths that are
floating around the place.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Please please help tell us and life all.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
Right, Well, okay, so the alga is always in the water,
always has been, always will be, but as normally in
a really sort of very small quantities, and it's it's
sort of imbalanced and in harmony with the natural water
environment around it. But what happens if a certain set
of conditions come together then the holk he explodes, and
that's what's happened, And those conditions are as follows. It

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needs three things. It needs nutrients, it needs a lot
more sunlight than it would usually get. And then the third,
of course is warmer waters. Now the nutrients it's getting from.
Remember the massive floods we had a couple of years ago,
biggest floods in South Astralia since nineteen fifty six.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
From the River Murray.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
Well, when that all flushed out into the ocean, it
dispatched an unprecedented amount of nutrients into our marine waters.
And then on top of that, the following summer is
a bit more technical, there was a there's a phenomena
called the Bonnie upwelling that brings cold waters to the surface,
and that happened for a longer period than ever before,
so the water is nutrient rinch. Then secondly this summer

(22:54):
in particular, so this winter in particular, we've had a
more sunlight than we were accustomed to. And then a
third one that really got it going was the marine
heat wave. So even now below the surface of our oceans,
the water is about two degree is warmer that it
has been typically in the past. So those those things
come together and then all of a sudden, bang the

(23:16):
algae takes off and we've seen it explode in a
way that you know, we haven't seen before.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Well, this is a scary thing. You haven't seen it
before in the whole of the country. Has this happened
around the world, Like, what do we do to fix this?

Speaker 7 (23:31):
Okay? So yeah, it has happened in other places around
the world. The closest to home is in Wellington Bay
in Wellington, New Zealand and in the Northern Hemisphere. The
worst one we've seen is in Florida. In Wellington it
eventually corrected itself, and certainly back in sort of April,
the scientists were telling the government that this will all

(23:52):
go away in winter when the waters cooled down. It
just hasn't happened in the way that they expected. But
in Wellington it sort of eventually. It was very bad
and eventually it just went away. In Florida, that's true too,
but then it's been coming back periodically every so often
or pretty frequently since. Actually, so what we're going to
do is invest in the science and the research, and

(24:13):
that's where we're spending a lot of money now At
the moment, just doing more monitoring, more testing, more research
and development, or more research, I should say, just to
understand how this bloom operates and what's happening. The reason
why the marine life is dying isn't because of anything toxic.
It's because they're being suffocated through the autcool bloom. That's

(24:33):
why the marine life is dying. It's also important to
know that it's perfectly safe for people to walk along
the beach. If you went for a swim, it's safe too.
Where you see the app you know it is where
you see the According to the advice we're getting from
SA Health, I should say, like so, where you see
the algae through discolored water, if you had to swim,
you might feel irritated skin, but it's not going to

(24:56):
have any long term health effects.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
You just want to wash it off.

Speaker 7 (24:59):
But like I said, it's important for me to remember
that three quarters of our coastline hasn't been affected, but
for the part that has been, it's.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Not goodly in trouble for summer. Someone Yeah, I mean
we're in the cold stretch at the moment. We're not
too far away from people wanting to go to the beach.
Male and take their dogs and go for the well.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
This is what we're now planning for. So when this
first started to emerge into of March April, the advice
was it will disappear at winter. It's now winter, and
that hasn't happened. There is still obviously, you know, we're
a bit over halfway through a winter, so there's still
a bit of time. But certainly the government is now
planning for what what does a what does it look

(25:37):
like if this is still around it summer? Yeah, because
because we still do want people to enjoy the coastal
communities where it is safe, but I think public information
will need to improve in terms of how it's been
out there.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
And this is a whole other issue.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
As you know, we're big advocates for tourism in South
Australia and all these beaches, York's air Ki, they're all
holiday destinations. Like we need to protect those tourism operators,
we need to talk them out.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Absolutely so. In fact, I'm the reason one of the
I'm going to your Peninulal Data to meet with oyster farmers.
But we're all so I don't mind saying your show,
we're going to be announcing today another round of support
package for businesses that have been affected and so, but
we've got to keep a clean up, clear eye on
the tourism function. That particularly will be an issue as

(26:22):
we approach summer, and we were a few options that
we're open minded to there, but today we're sort of
focusing on those industries that are immediately being hit. Right
as it stands today.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You're a good man, Peter Malanow's guests.

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Thank you, Holly, getting getting the ear of your big boss, Albo,
and so a little bit more help would be nice.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yeah, yeah, we we look, we have now got some
money out of the federal government, which is good. But
we've certainly made it clear that within the federal government
should be declared as a natural disaster, and then we
should be talking about what ongoing support looks like if
this doesn't go away, and we've we're going to hope
for the best and prepare for the worst.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
I can guarantee if this was happening interstate in on
the Eastern Seaboard, they would be saying it's a natural
disaster for sure.

Speaker 7 (27:03):
Well, but that's only a few that I've put.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, yeah, I think we agree with you.

Speaker 1 (27:07):
Thank you Premier Peter malon OUs Us for joining us
in the Wall of truth.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Very important one for our state.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
Appreciated time.

Speaker 7 (27:12):
No way, thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
We want to open the phone lines up as if
the footy has just finished. Yeah, thirty one O two three,
give us a ring, Crows fans, power fans, just.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Give U ring, Give us ring on the open line.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
So the open line, call us on the open line.
One three one zero two three.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
We don't play any more songs from now on.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
We want to talk forty because on the weekend showdown
fifty eight absolute nightmare for me the port Adelaide fans. Meanwhile,
the Crows fans book those tickets. H You guys are
going deep in September.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
We're so excited.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
It started at the very first bounce when Port Adelaide
won the hit out and kicked at sixty meters in
the wrong direction.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Adelaide CROs Gra top Spot though went brought out for
stopping burkick.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
There are one wrong line checked it straight. The belief
he's going to have a lot of at all.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Can you believe the player could kicked the wrong l.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Is he played? Does he have oz kick instead of a.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Felt a bit like oz Kick.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
At that point, I was sitting on the couch and
I was going, it's okay, one mistake, will be fine.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
We were not fine.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No spoiler alert.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
It was ninety eight points wearing a weld heard at
Port Adelaide. The crows are flying, of course, thirty one
or two three talk about it. Yeah, Anastasia in Mawson
Lakes has done just that. Good morning, Anastasia. You're a
port person as well. How was your Saturday night?

Speaker 17 (28:33):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Very sad, But you know, we pick up and we
move on through the emotions. How did it all start?

Speaker 9 (28:39):
Okay, Well, it all started with a front call from
my mum. Believe it or not. She rings me up
at lunchtime and she goes, I'm coming to watch the
footy at your house. It'll be more fun. I said,
all right, no worries. My mom, my partner, my daughter,
and my son are all crows. I'm the only Port
Power fan.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh no.

Speaker 9 (28:54):
So I sent everyone out on errands. Go get the cheese,
Go get the powders, go get the pizzas.

Speaker 8 (28:58):
Roll right.

Speaker 9 (28:58):
In meantime, I decked out my whole house in Port
Power colors, balloon, streamers, plates, everything, whatever you could think of,
even played in excess as I were all walking back
in the house, So.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
It's embarrassing for you.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
She was all set up for a perfect night, shouted
the day, all sounded great, the soundtrack was brilliant, and
then Anastagia over the next two and a half hours.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
Can you describe your emotions to us?

Speaker 9 (29:23):
Oh, I had a glout. I had a whole bottle
of wine while I was watching that game, so I
was quite happy.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Responsibly, you had to though, right, I had to be in.

Speaker 9 (29:33):
A happy place watching that game, seriously, because I knew
we were going to lose. And then my partner turns around,
he goes, oh, well, at least we've got more toilet paper.
At least we've got something to use if we run
out of toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
God, and I was just like, oh no, yeah, all
the decorations, Anastasia. I'm sorry it wasn't our night, and
I don't know that it will be for a while.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
But at least you had fun.

Speaker 6 (29:51):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
The highlight for me was the person playing the saxophone
in the rain at roof climb, Like, did you see
that person hanging over the edge in the rain.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
As a big Crows fan, which I know you are
who goes to all you would know that he does
that at every crazy game.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
No, but the fact that he did in the rain,
h yeah, I couldn't believe that.

Speaker 3 (30:09):
Does he every cross?

Speaker 2 (30:11):
That's right?

Speaker 1 (30:12):
You only get there just before the bounce and he
plays just before the bounce. All right, three, the open
line is open. Keep the footy, calls Calvin, Emily and burnside. Emily,
you're a Crows fan. How did you enjoy a Saturday?

Speaker 17 (30:25):
It was so good? It kind of went like last
City game yesterday, apart from we were Port. Oh yeah,
it wasn't very good, but yeah, the game was amazing.
The view of the seats were like super good.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
That's so good. Did you have a bit of a
tear in your eye when we won?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Yeah, Emily, So you got smashed yesterday in your game.
Port got smashed on Saturday night. What will you do
with your team?

Speaker 4 (30:58):
Like?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
How are you guys going to bounce back and get better?
And then Port can do that as well.

Speaker 17 (31:05):
Like be more of a team, like talk to each
other more.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
So true, it was quite out there. Weren't talking to
each other.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
Portball communications key.

Speaker 17 (31:15):
It is, Yeah, and attack the ball more.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, do you know what you should? We can pass
that on to the club.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
I'll tell Ken Hinkley. Yeah, they need you know what
they do need to attack the ball more. Emily, you
are absolutely right.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
What about kicking the wrong way? Emily? Have you ever
done that?

Speaker 17 (31:30):
Yes? You have the fact I was playing defense yesterday
and I kicked it and it went to the opposition.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
See twelve.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
It happens to everyone.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
All you're doing is you're following the example set by
Miles Bergman at the first bounce on Saturday night in
the showdown.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Emily.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
Thank you for calling. I'm glad you enjoyed the footy
on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
It's been great.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Talkback Radio thirteen one oh two three. Please keep the
calls coming. I'm happy to get real footy talk back.
If you want to, like take a poll on the
Port Adelaide coaches and go, or if you were a
Crow's person wants to come in and say I've already
booked a book my flights the last day.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Any of that.

Speaker 4 (32:12):
Welcome mixed one or two point three. That was Miles Swift.
Nice to meet you. The open Line thirteen one o
two three you've got Haley and Max.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Yeah, crackling the radio right now, turn up your wireless.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
That's annoying. Turn that off.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
All right, we're back. This is talk back though, because.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
We we're are attacking.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
We have opened the lines to get your views on
the footy. Everyone's got an opinion. How'd you cope if
you're a Port fan? And how'd you celebrate if your crows?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Let's go thirty one O two three places.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
This is a proper talk back radio.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
We're doing it. We get to it once a year.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Showdown time Roger and West Beach is cold in Roger,
what do you think of the footy?

Speaker 15 (32:56):
I thought it was an excellent game of football. Well
we went to the La Crows. They played superb football
in that in those atrocious conditions, and congratulations to Tilthorpe
and just the just the whole team. What a team there.

Speaker 16 (33:08):
And you know, poor Port.

Speaker 15 (33:10):
Adela they just didn't stand a chance really promply yep
they're opening kicking stream into you know, the hands of
their big blue before which was the way it went.
And yeah, well done to red lads.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Was there a lot of Port fans there like Max
didn't go because it was wet.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
It wasn't Did you not go because you just knew
it was wet?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
It was? Did you see how much it rained?

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (33:32):
But like it's footy, Yeah, I know, but you know
it's cold and wet and you know when you have
If you're a.

Speaker 5 (33:38):
Big footy fan, do you go rain, hale or shine.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
You've never been to a game?

Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yes, I stand out at eight thirty in the morning
in the rain watching my son play soccer.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Yeah, and I.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Wouldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (33:50):
You have to watch him. You don't know if you
watched the Crows A bought man.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
You say you're a big footy fan. I had a
question for you.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
If Channel seven covered your son's eight thirty game and
it was pissing down with rain, would you stay at
home and watch it on Channel seven?

Speaker 5 (34:02):
No, I would be there. I would be out in
the trenches.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, of course, Tan, you're in albuts called in our
open line. Thank you Roger in West Beach, Tanya in Alberton.
But a Crow's fan I am.

Speaker 12 (34:14):
And it was an absolutely wonderful birthday present for me.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Have birthday.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
Yeah, and I hear that you maybe had You were
part of the reason that the Crows won because you're
a superstition.

Speaker 12 (34:32):
Yes, my husband's not allowed to watch the Crows game
at all because every time he does, they lose. So
he was forbidden to watch the Crows game.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
Did you go to another room and watch it?

Speaker 12 (34:47):
No, he wasn't allowed to watch it at all.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
Did you just lock him up in the cupboard?

Speaker 12 (34:52):
Were he was allowed to watch the rugby game? Of
course watching they.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Lost in your late.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Husband owns any pair?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Thank you, Tanya. I'm glad you enjoyed Saturday night.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Gwen in Woodville, how do you feel after Saturday night?

Speaker 7 (35:18):
I've just got one very simple thing to say, and
there's a really good reason why I listen to you
guys in the morning.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
You don't talk about football. Oh you're not a fan, Glenn.

Speaker 9 (35:29):
No, they sanitize the game too much.

Speaker 15 (35:31):
It's no mine's will be played by kids.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
I'm running and watch a game of ice hockey.

Speaker 15 (35:36):
What would you like each other?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
Well, Glenn wants to talk about icehock?

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Ice hockey?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
What do you know about the Adelaide Avalanche? Has quite
a lot?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Actually, yeah, a lot of.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well, Glenn will maybe cover some more ice hockey for you,
but Hey, Glenn, I got something for you right now.
We don't have to talk about footy anymore. Your last calls
got on footy. We talked about Sharon.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
If you are.

Speaker 9 (36:00):
No, well okay, a bit of a look alike.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
No, not really.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
Gwen's not happy with anything we talk about.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
We'll talk about ice hockey later, Glenn, I promise, just
not right, we should talk about I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Ten questions, sixty second, a thousand dollars an all.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Right, Jessica, Andngaula is about to retire. Morning jess Morning, morning.

Speaker 13 (36:28):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 10 (36:30):
Yeah, I'm really nervous, though, I'm really nervous.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Do you play along with this often, Jess?

Speaker 10 (36:35):
I do in the car? Yeah, but I'm yeah. Do
you never think it's actually cool?

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Do you have some success when you're in the car?

Speaker 7 (36:42):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (36:43):
Yeah, I'd say about seventy.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
That's seventy.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
You can retire for at least half a year, that's right,
that's right. All right, Jess. I'm going to give you
the rules. We must accept your first answer. If you
pass a question, we'll come back to it at the end.
All right, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Right, jess let's do it.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Your money minute you're sixty seconds. Okay, excuse me, it
starts now. Name the team that won the show down?
What fruit is put on a Hawaiian pizza? Mary Fowler
is best known for playing which sport name the car

(37:20):
brand whose logo is a diamond? Reynolds is a laboobu
a doll? Or brand of handbag?

Speaker 15 (37:30):
Doll?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Name the actor who played Borat.

Speaker 17 (37:33):
Ah Oh, what's his name?

Speaker 8 (37:38):
Pa?

Speaker 3 (37:39):
What country is DJ? Cyrel?

Speaker 13 (37:41):
From Oh My God America?

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Happier Than Ever is a twenty twenty one album from
which singer very Big Singer and Sharon What suburb is
the Lighthouse Wharf Hotel?

Speaker 3 (37:55):
In uh said?

Speaker 17 (37:57):
Before?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Immortal and box are types of what animal?

Speaker 17 (38:03):
A fish?

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Name?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
The actor who.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Played Borata Colon what.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
Are you saying?

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Said?

Speaker 3 (38:14):
That's fine, Sasha Baron Cohen, So you just needed.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
The pressure taking out? All right, let's start. Who won
the Showdown? Correll eight points? It was a tight game.
It was anywhere.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
It wasn't.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
Fruit on a Hawaiian pizza? Pineapple? Which car brand's logo
is a diamond? Renold? You said Renold, Which I am fine.
I appreciate that. La booboo is a doll? The actor
who played ball right, you got there in the end,
Sasha Baron Cohen.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Well done.

Speaker 5 (38:49):
Now let's be the ones you didn't What about the
last question?

Speaker 2 (38:52):
Do we sort of how do we feel about last?

Speaker 5 (38:54):
The last question is immortal and box are types of
what you said fish? I would say yes, jellyfish.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
I considered fish.

Speaker 15 (39:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
We're getting sort of shrugs from the producers booth and
in our mind that's.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
A yes, that's a yes.

Speaker 5 (39:11):
Okay, So there you go.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
How many is that?

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Max?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
One?

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Six six sixty bucks?

Speaker 5 (39:15):
Okay? The ones you didn't get right are subur of
the Lighthouse, Wolf is in It's Port Adelaide, not saying before.
DJ Cyril is from Australia. And Mary Fowler you know
her from soccer tutors.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
She's a superstar.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Also, Happier than Ever is a twenty twenty one album
from Billie Eilish.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
But now you know Jess.

Speaker 1 (39:36):
Yes, sixty bucks a richer, Yay, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
Take the week off, Well done, thanks Jess, will play
again to.

Speaker 10 (39:44):
My Okay, bye?

Speaker 5 (39:47):
Are we going to talk about something sad next?

Speaker 4 (39:49):
I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
Something's happened over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
It's happened. Wait, it has. The deed has been done.

Speaker 5 (40:01):
Daisy, Burgo's goldfish with.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
A horrible fish rot.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
Yeah, has entered the pearly white gates.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Why she's got to hell? She was a good kind fish.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
I do have a Daisy update for those following along, which,
by the way, is a shockingly large amount of people.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I had so many questions on the weekend. How's Daisy.
We're concerned about your SOLDI far.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
If you're listening to our show last week, you would
have heard some sad news for our Burgo in the
studio his daughter's fish four year old daughters. Yeah, Daisy
was very sick. It was had a rotting fin and
she needed to be put down.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Daisy had her back fin, the sort of primary one
for propelling herself through this little take, yeah, has fallen off.
She now has like strands of body. It looks like
a shark has eaten the back half of her.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
She's just a little stump now.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
And then the new stuff that grows keeps falling off
is crawling up her body.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Okay, so, which is awful. We want her out of misery.
And last week you told Sophia about the sick fish.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
You know, Daisy, you know what's wrong with her.

Speaker 12 (41:20):
I think she's a little bit hurt.

Speaker 4 (41:23):
Do you know what could happen if she gets more sick?

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Guy?

Speaker 4 (41:30):
If you could say something to Daisy to make her
feel better, what would you say?

Speaker 12 (41:34):
She can't talk?

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Cassie and Riverton?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
What do you think, Bojo?

Speaker 10 (41:40):
Have you not been fishing before?

Speaker 13 (41:41):
And you fill it the fish?

Speaker 9 (41:42):
Your chop it teed off? Just buy a new one.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
You could fill it a goldfish.

Speaker 9 (41:49):
You can chop it ted off and put it out
its misery.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
That's actually quite a good humane this way.

Speaker 15 (41:54):
And then get her a paint a rock, and then
she can put a rock over it.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
That's nice, a little grave, a little memorial in the backyard.

Speaker 5 (42:01):
So the weekend happened. Everyone that I ran into was
asking about Daisy.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
What happened to the fish?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
We had so many ideas.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Put it in the Yeah, use clove oil, stomp on
its head.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
What happened?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
I had a friend of yours at the winery offer
to stomp on its head for me. It's the gentle
hearts and watery eyes that we announced the passing of Daisy,
a beloved goldfish who swam her final lap on July
twenty seven, twenty twenty five, after a brief but valiant battle.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
With thin rot gone too soon.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
In her short six months of life, Daisy brought a
splash of joy, a glimmer of gold, and a calm
presence to those lucky enough to watch her glide through
the waters, Whether chasing bubbles or floating with quiet gray.
She reminded us of the beauty and simple things. She
will be missed at feeding time, and her little corner
of the tank does feel emptier without her flicker of orange.
Rest peacefully, sweet Daisy girl, and may your fins be

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whole and your waters be ever clear.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Daisy's last glide just a moment's silence for Daisy.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
That's enough. She was a six dollar goldfish.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
She's gone too soon, though, So Daisy has passed away.
But I've now two causes this time, which is so good.
You didn't have to do anything.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
To She was floating in a very awkward position in
her bowl. Yeah, yeah, I think. I mean there was
probably a touch of euthanasia because I refused to clean
her bowl.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I just thought, stuff her, I don't be like that.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
I was like, Okay, I need her to go because
she's in pain and I'm just not going to help her.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Yeah, okay, so it was a very good palliative care
at all.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Cleaning cleaning a fish bowl.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
It smells so bad. So here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
Now, for little Sophia, she's just learning about life and death.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
She's only four.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
She's lost her first pet. So I think the best
way for her to deal with that is to have
a funeral and to say her final goodbye.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Well, we haven't told her yet. She did give up
on Daisy. She hasn't seen Daisy in her floating upwards position,
so the funeral might be the first time that she
learns of the actual death.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay, that's okay, that's not standard procedure.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
People know I've done this.

Speaker 5 (44:10):
I've had a funeral, a funeral for my best friend
Lucy's fish when we were younger. We buried her in
her backyard.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
But you knew about it before the funeral.

Speaker 5 (44:16):
Yeah, but it was such a good way to say
goodbye and understand that she's now going in a box.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
They're a fish than a human, right, and.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Now she's going up to heaven.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
I would like to do a funeral.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Can I do the slide show? Yes, You've got a
few photos.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Of her while she was healthy, right, yes, and then
the music's just like laugh.

Speaker 5 (44:34):
Is a har Way?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
What a rod on that love?

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Can you help us Adelaide build the funeral? Do you
have a tiny little coffin we can put Daisy in?
Do you have a hearse? Do you have a catering suggestion?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Do you have a little open casket we could use
for her?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
The match box?

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yeah, I'll put it a little in a little dress.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
Just for the viewing, for the viewing her mouth wide.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
Who's going to the makeup? You know how they touch
the bup?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
All right, Adelaide, help us build this funeral for this
beloved fish thirteen one oh two three. We appreciate any and.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
All fish fingers. Obviously give me a.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Ladder screen, won't you do?

Speaker 10 (45:25):
Scream?

Speaker 2 (45:27):
All right?

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Speaker 3 (47:49):
All right.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Funeral were talking about.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
I was happy I bring it back down a little bit.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
The smallest funeral in Adelaide, tiny little funeral for a
tiny little fish.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
It was gone too soon, Daisy bur Jos.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
Fish right now.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Oh it's such a sad topic, but.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, such a sad soul as well.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
These are funeral songs. We're just brainstorming right now for
Burgo's fish underneath my wings?

Speaker 3 (48:21):
Are they Maria oh Ness and Dormer, Yes, all the
songs because Burjo's friend Daisy the fish has passed away.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
All the times we had to get.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
The if you do have two fish, just having one
in a tank, you don't have to clean it as often.
So there are benefits to this death. Yeah, it's not
all sadness.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
You're not happy about it, but we are going to
have a funeral just so little so fear Burgo's four
year old daughter, my god daughter understands about death, yeah,
and passing away.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
We're gonna do that tomorrow. So we need to organize
it pretty quickly. We need to help thirty one or
two three some funeral ideas for.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Us as we put this lovely Daisy to replace.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Cassie Riverton has called in, Cassie, have you got some
ideas for us?

Speaker 3 (49:13):
I do.

Speaker 7 (49:13):
Let's do some fish fingers and fish and chips.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Love it because that's catering. You've got to have little
sandwiches and fish.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Would be ideal.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
It's what days you would have wanted, right, Gussie.

Speaker 16 (49:25):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 5 (49:27):
Calamari rings, yeah, made a bit of sushi.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, Fisherman's.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Basket from Barnacle bill.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
We've got barnacle bills for seafood. I love a fisherman's basket.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Everyone gets a fisherman's.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
Saying Cassie that the other day said to fill it
the fish, and now she wants fish fingers at the funeral, Passie.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
Do you want to come to the funeral? Sure, you're welcome.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
It's very welcome. It's a state funeral. It'll be open
to the state, but you're welcome to come.

Speaker 5 (49:53):
My God, is this Zoe Sheridan is in the Zoe Sheridan?

Speaker 10 (49:57):
Yes, good morning, the Hailey and Max and Bergo. I
think one of the most popular funeral songs is My
Way by Frank Sina.

Speaker 3 (50:08):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
So we could do that.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
We could do a live performance of that. How can
you help us?

Speaker 1 (50:16):
I know you've got very specific set of skills that
might help at a funeral.

Speaker 10 (50:20):
Well, I was thinking if you wanted to cleanse the space.

Speaker 7 (50:25):
Ah, there you go.

Speaker 10 (50:26):
You know, when you guys were singing, I was imagining
like Nemo singing.

Speaker 17 (50:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Yeah, that's a sad thought for us because we are
burying a fish.

Speaker 10 (50:35):
Yeah, and an animated version of days singing it.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I think that's kind of happy.

Speaker 10 (50:42):
Yes, So most people say you saved the space and
you get a sage sick and then you'd have a feather.
You'd light the sage and go to every corner of
the room. Of course you'd open the windows a little
bit in this weather. Maybe in this weather, like you know,
ten centimeters is time, and with a feather you smoke

(51:06):
it up. But the main thing was cleansing any space
intention So if you didn't want to use sage, you
could use intense. And if you couldn't use sage or incense,
you can also just get on YouTube or Spotify and
you can use sounds, bowl healings. You just search like cleansing.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
The space sound.

Speaker 10 (51:25):
You can do any of those things. So it's kind
of a good thing for anything, because if you'd ever
stayed in like a hotel room and you know, you
might have been with your partner and you've had arguments
like it can be the energy, or you might have
moved into a new house, So you can always cleanse
the energy of any where you're staying and you'll feel
that it will be lighter. What time is this ineral?

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Let me know tomorrow, I'll be there with belgo.

Speaker 10 (51:58):
Wonderful, Thanks Mike.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (52:03):
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Speaker 2 (52:20):
You'll be drifting through that portal right abound.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Now what it is Michael in West Beach.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
What's your suggestion for the funeral tomorrow?

Speaker 18 (52:28):
Well, guys, I think no funeral service or you know,
traditional memorial is complete without a traditional eulogy, and that's
something that I'm more than happy to.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Do for you.

Speaker 5 (52:40):
Are you versed in this? This is your job.

Speaker 16 (52:42):
Yes, I am a seasoned funeral director.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
I you wow, Oh my god, amazing.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
That's huge. This is big for us. Michael.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
What what makes a good eulogy? As someone that's probably
seen a lot of them? What needs to go into
this eulogy for Daisy?

Speaker 16 (52:56):
I think a lot of heart into the story, so
you know, the origins, the birthday, all of the key
milestones ultimates be mentioned.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
When you think back and you think of days, like
some of the key things, what stands out like.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
Those funny moment times. Get the jokes you shared, give me.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
Twenty four hours, get some together.

Speaker 5 (53:17):
Yeah yeah, I'm sure you have heats.

Speaker 4 (53:20):
Oh yeah, so many memories, so many fun times.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
So many times together.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Michael. We've got your number and we're going to need that.
I think.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
Thanks excellent.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Happy to have that guy.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Stay tuned.

Speaker 5 (53:29):
Tomorrow we're having a funeral and we would love you
to come. I'd love you to invite you people just
to remember Daisy.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yeah, your memories of Daisy. Maybe you run into a
rundlemore one day.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
If Bartacle Bills could give us a call, that'd be
great too.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
A twenty tomorrow morning, the funeral for Daisy is happening.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
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give us call, we'll check out and the invite this
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