July 30, 2025 • 37 mins
Full Show #110:
ADELAIDE'S WORST CARPARK AND YOUTUBE BAN FOR KIDS
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart
Apple and Max.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
In the Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Number one for fun, Number one for I performities this
show this morning today.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, we don't want any close up videos of us today.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I still have a black eye, which apparently I'm learning
for the because it's the first black ey ever had
in my life.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
They last forever.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It hasn't really changed at all, and I'm now realizing
that I'm going to go to the logis on Sunday
night with a black eye.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Oh, You're going to have to wear makeup? Can I
do your makeup?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Sure? That's something for us to look forward to.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Ever, can I give you some Masca as well?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Definitely not, but Hailey, to make me feel better, has
decided I would like to have some funky eyes as well.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Today you have gone.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
For the sperm salmon salmon facies in the theme of fish.
Yesterday we had a fish funeral and I was like,
do you know what, It's a perfect day to go
and get a salmon facial.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
That's what I did goldfish to want.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, so I look, I just said to our videographer
I looked like Sloth from the Goonies.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Right now, I'm like all deformed my faces.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's a little bit lumpy. It's like reptilian.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, a little bit reptilian, Like I'm on Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yep. Now that's going to take a day to go down.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Can I tell you something wild that happened last night?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
When I got home from my sperm salmon facial I
drove into my driveway and there were four massive sees
trucks outside our house, flashing lights, cones, people everywhere, And
I'm like, of course, my morbid brain is like, oh
my god, something's happened. Because my kids be home by
themselves for a little bit while I was there. Jimmy
was swimming anyway, a tree fell down and it wasn't
(01:44):
even that big a tree, but like the strucks.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Everyone in Adelaide was there on my street trying to
pick up this tree.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They saw the call out and they went, Hailey, Pierson,
Pierson lives there, Erry, We better get we better get
our best out there.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I stayed inside.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Obviously, I was going to go and offer them some
of my found dinner that I've made, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Can I make you guys see cold lemonade. I would
I would have done that, but that was a massive,
like overreaction for a little tree that fell out. Did
the boys even straps? Did your kids even know?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Because they were on their iPads playing YouTube, which is
another story we're.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Talking about today.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I hope they got a high score on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, they got a high school Whatever the hell they
were playing? All right, we're playing YouTube. They were playing
a game on YouTube. They were playing a game on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, I need to get onto YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, you can play games.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Kali and Max in the morning week days, six to
nine am Mix.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, we're doing a little theme today because we
are giving away edg Sheheran tickets, which.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is very exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Our theme is ed Scheran for One Night Wonder Yeah,
where we go head to head with each other. We
get a little snippet of a song first person to
buzz in with the title an artist orthough we already
know the artist gets the point best out of five.
We're playing for you, Adelaide.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Caitlin, good morning to you, Good morning. Do you have
faith in me?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
That sounded so weak, like you don't don't really do you?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Caitlin what are you doing up earlier?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I'm going to work.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
What's that? What's work?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
H K but I work in the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Oh what are you cooking today?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
It's actually hot?
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Breakfast to day, so eggs, bacon, scrambled eggs, dum.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Girl retirement home. Haley and I are visiting after this show.
Can you save us something beautiful?
Speaker 9 (03:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, Haley, you're playing for Caitlin. I'm playing for Gavin
in Parafield Gardens. Gab, you're on your way to work.
Where do you work?
Speaker 10 (03:39):
I work in the mining set up?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, good on you, Gab. Do you always come home
with dirty hands?
Speaker 11 (03:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
He doesn't do the mining. No, he's not in this
makes sense? All right, Gav.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'm gonna win you one hundred dollars dollars a voucher.
I'm sure of it. Hailey's playing for Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
It's you're entitled.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Ken.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Still here we.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Go, Haley, pass on the hill?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Done?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Don't because you googled it before?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I can't google what I google the Holly? What?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Oh my god? I like that song, though, damn, I
saw you can cure you don't like this song?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I don't know it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh, my god, you don't like this song.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I would love to like. I just don't know it.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm so sorry to.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Gather photograph that his photograph niggle. Max. That's a new one.
As I thought.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
He's got some bangers, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I like as it's a good bite one all a
billion times.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I need to hear the.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hook Max bad habits.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, Oh my god, I gotta get back in the game.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You see you tonight?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You could go please, I know it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It's I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Celestial, Yes, Gavin, sol origin about you very much.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You Gavin back to the mines with you? All right.
That'll fuel you up for a big day.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Enjoy Caitlin, thank you for calling. We love you dearly.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh Caitlyn, look after those.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Holdies, Haley and Max in the morning.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
All right, it's a Lover's edition hot tea today. I
love this. Twenty twenty five is a year for love.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's there is a shocking amount of celebrities getting together,
and they all happen to have got together last night.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And new couples all just last night. When we're breaking
the news right now. It was only about a month
ago that Katy Perry revealed that she's broken up with
Orlando and now she has moved on.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
She's been spotted overnight.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Just on a casual parks scroll with former Canadian Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, just a little stroll.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh, they were just walking though. Then they went to
dinner and had some coptails.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
He's got his little jacket over his shoulder as they
stroll together.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And you know it's legit because TMZ has the pictures
and he does have that jacket over the shoulder and
he's holding it.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
By one finger.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, that's a turn off.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, he's trying to look cool though. That means to
me this is definitely a date. And the fact that,
according to TMZ, she ordered a jack and coke with her.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Dinner, Yeah, that is a definite date.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's why I love her having a go Katie Perry.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
If it's if love isn't working anymore, move on and
find another love.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Isn't that lovely?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I feel like Katie Perry is not going to have
too much trouble finding a new man.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Someone that I think has had a lot of trouble
finding a new woman after he jumped on Oprah's couch
all those years ago over Katie Holmes.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, Tom Cruise a very intense man. I don't think
I could ever date him ever.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I do all my own stunts, all right, Tom's cool.
I eat planes, that's fine mate.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, we get at Tom Cruise anyway. He's apparently he's
how would he be sixty three?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Now he's sixty three.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He is dating Anna de Armas. And now when I
read this this morning, I was like, who is that girl?
She is on the Blade Runner remake and the Bond film,
the latest Bond film.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, it's been a few years since we got a
Bond movie. But she was the very attractive accomplice of his. Yeah,
she's sequin dress.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
She's beautiful. I feel actually sad for her.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I feel like she would be one of those people
that would be making the sign the signal to someone
walking behind her to help me.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Well, that spotted out holding hands and there's no help
me signal.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
There is no help me. But I would be watching
very closely for that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Justin kat that one where they go into a bar
and she goes to the bar. Isn'tre a specific cocktail
he meant to order? If you're like duress Angela asked
for Angela.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
For Angela, Yeah, are you a friend of Dorothy? Is
what you say if you want to know if someone's
lesbian as well. Just I learned that at a young age.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Anyway, we're talking about signals. They're universal. I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Pamela Anderson has got a new man and this is
actually really cute Liam Neeson oram Neson. Liam Neeson is
dating Pamela Anderson. Apparently they're on the Naked Gun movie
together and they're obviously co stars.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Has fallen in love.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He lost his wife in like two thousand and nine,
and this is the first person he's dated since he scored.
Pamela Anderson, who I reckon. When I first met my husband,
she was on his wall.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
She was a poster on his wall, and a lot
of minds and a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Of minds and she still is. She's beautiful and they
really loved her.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
She's fifty seventy three. They're getting along very well on
the press tour. We have not anything official yet, but I.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Mean it's official. Look at noodling together.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He's got a very specific set of skills. Liam Neeson.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah, like killing people I was doing.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I was going to do a bedroom joke. But that's
you killing yah.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, sorry, I'm not dirty. I don't have a dirty mind.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I've very innocent. I've seen some Pamela videos. She also
has a very.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It has been decided the worst car park has been
voted on.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
The championship has been run. It has been one five
Bunnings Kntown.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes, so deserving.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Bunnings Kentown is the worst car park in Adelaide. And
I don't think you'll find too many people that have
been in there that will disagree.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It has one entrance. It is so tiny and skinny. Yep,
one exit. There is no angle for you to turn
the car. And because it's Bunnings, there's a he portraytes
there and they all drive forward raptors yep, which are
semi trailers.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
We've got no room.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I always end up parking lot near the Kentown, like
on a side street where you're not allowed a park
and then you get a parking fine. Why yeah, okay,
that's Adelaide's worst car park.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So it has been opened up and please give us
ring thirteen and one oh two three. We would love
to hear from you the worst car park that you
visit around Adelaide. I'll give you the top five list.
Go number two and you and I definitely agree on this.
The Festival car Park.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Okay in the city, Yeah, can we just every time
I go there. I don't know if it's just me,
but you park in there right Getting a park is fine.
I'll always find a park, but then I'm like, how
do I get out? Where am i and where are
the lifts? And then I end up walking out in
near eos and walk down the road where like there's
no sidewalk or so I'm walking in the middle of
the road where cars come.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
At all be shocked if people were walking in late
to Beauty and the Beast over the last two months, yeah,
because they've gone, oh great, there's a park for me
right there.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Just get in the elevator. Where are the elevators?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Where where am I going? Where am I going to
come out?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Turns out the elevators at the Festival car Park there's
one one hundred and fifty meters that way, and then
there's one hundred and fifty meters in the other direction.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
And you parked in the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Every time, every time, and you're always wearing heels and
it's cold and whatever.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Okay, that is so deserving to be on that list.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Number three Find and Shopping Centers.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So many complaints about this one.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Is that one bad?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It's a skinny boy.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's the one just off the corner there like Find
and Road meets the diagonal one. Actually it is a
gross car park. Number four Blackwood Shopping Center.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, terrible, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yes, because there's a lot of elderly people.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Okay, so it's the car park mixed in with people
who can't really.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah that they probably. Yeah, there's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You can't be You just have to let them reverse
because they're not going to wait for you or give way.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Already only car park.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Once I saw an old woman turn into a car
park and scrape the side of the car next to
her and get out of her car and just walking
to the shop.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That'll be me at sixty.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Number five, by the way, to round out the list
that they have come up with anyway, is Burnside Village,
which I'm not sure I agree.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
With the new Burnside. It's quite big, No, I would
say it's massive.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's intimidating when you go there because you don't know
where you are, but there's plenty of car parks and
there's always an out like you pop up and you
don't know where you're going to be.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
It's exciting.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Am I going to Cole's? Or am I going to
the Louisa to there?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I have again?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Courtney and Callington has called in on thirty and one
oh two three. Please we'd love to hear the worst
car parks from you, Courtney. Which one are you nominating
as Adelaide's worst.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
On any public call?
Speaker 12 (12:32):
T three Plaza?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
But they've still got so many car parks there.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, what is it Courtney that you reckon? Makes it bad?
Speaker 13 (12:40):
Every Christmas time?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
You can't get a car park in there, and there
is so many accidents, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh god, the accident accidents at like five k's an
hour almost feel worse than accidents now.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's like we could have all avoided that.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah, that didn't have to happen. Oh that is funny.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
We need to add that to you know what everyone's
saying online your local brickworks bricks.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Everyone's saying that it's confusing. There's a roundabout or something.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Brickworks is it has a round about and it's got
one entrance and then you drive in and there's like
all these lines on the right to go into. But
it's just like, no entry, can't turn no entry, can't
turn in here. Why it would be so quicker if
I could turn in there and.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Go to mar with mile end one that's the same.
There's all these dead ends. Yeah, but you're going in
a maze. I always end up at the dead end.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
The car parks bad.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Or a wed We're probably Haley and Max in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
We love when a sequel is just as good as
the original.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yeah, we think we might have one of those today.
Yesterday I asked Haley, when did you put your foot
in there? And she said, Wow, we could do a
whole bloody month on this.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Do at every five minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I've actually got two really good ones. Which one do
you want to hear? And I said, oh, hear the
one about me because I'm self sentered, But I would
also like to hear the second one because it sounds
like a riot. So Hailey, for the second day in
a row, when did you put your foot in it?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I hate myself so much for doing this. You have
no idea how much. I wanted the ground to swallow
me up. When it happened, I haven't on SAT. So
my best friend Lauren and I, my other other lady
and I are hosting these big education awards in the
City Convention Center. Eight hundred teatures from across South Australia
are there.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
And they would have been having a night.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
They were having a night. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So we walked out and we're talking to all these
different people. Meeting all these people was so nice. And
this one particular lady came up and she was so lovely.
She was just talking to us about our show and
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
And as she was talking, I noticious.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That she had a like it looked like a golden
Retriever hair on her on her upper lip. And so
I'm normally quite well, very socially aware. I would never
say something if I wasn't one hundred percent certain of
what it was. And so as we're talking, there's the
three of us, Lauren, this beautiful lady I cannot remember
(15:03):
her name, and myself chatting away.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
And then I was like, well, wait, just stay still.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
She stood still, and I got my little fingers and
I pulled off what I thought was like a labrador
hair on her upper lip, and she went, oh, because
it was a chat, it was a beard.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
It wasn't a beard.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It was one hair, one rogue hair.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I can't tell you how much I died in that
moment because I it was it was her mustache. She
was like, oh, it's okay, I've got it. You know it,
cabins with age, I've got lots of these.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Rarah. She was so.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Beautiful about it, like she was so kind. But at
that point, I, you know me, I got the full giggles.
So I had to walk off, Like I literally just
left the conversation and walked off, and I actually called
Burjo because I was like, you.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Will find this very.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And I left Lauren there with her, and Lauren started
telling her about how Lauren also shaves her face and
that'll make.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It feel feel yeah, that'll make it feel better, feel better.
And it was just how old was this lady?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
She would have been maybe I don't know, sixty.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And she had a whisker shall the whisker.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
But I mean I got it out. I got it out,
So I did her.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I guess I did her a favor because you know,
as a woman you don't want to be walking around
with whiskers and stuff because it happens. I'll be driving
and go, oh my god, I have a full goaty.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
What will you do next time you see something? I'm
not going to say.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
It happened again last night at another event and I
saw a man have it where he had a full,
like full shaved face but a long, dangly hair, and
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I thought about it, but I didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
See, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Like, my dad occasionally will get like one I reckon,
it just springs up.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
You would just get like one eye, one little eyebrow
in the middle.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, and like you pluck it out when you see
it in the mirror, but if you haven't seen it,
because it just seems to Yeah, you need someone else
at an event to pluck it out for you.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
You need someone like me. He's gonna be honest. I mean, oh,
it's just so cringey. This is what happens with me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I'd like to speak to Lauren about this event, this
particular moment. Your best friend Lauren, Yeah, the other half
of Olie.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
She'll back me up. It's not a weird thing. We
have hairy faces.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I want to get her perspective though, because she also
died at the same time that I said that, because
we are like one person, Lauren, from your perspective, can
you reveal, like what happened?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Hailey?
Speaker 13 (17:38):
You? You and I are always so awkward and these
things always happened to us. But the hair was so long,
like I was staring at it, I was fixated it,
and when you said, oh, something on your lip, and
as your fingers moved towards this poor lady's face, I
could see her it's almost like shuddering in fear. And
I look over. I'm like, Haley, don't do this, do
(17:59):
not do this. And then you pulled it and she
kind of yelped, and then you went back and you
pulled it out so funny, like literally pulled it out.
It was the longest hair I've ever seen. And then
we all got so awkward and embarrassed. So I started
talking about how I shaved my beard daily and it's
totally normal, and that's.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
When I walked off. I was like, what are you saying?
Speaker 13 (18:21):
You left was that prediculant and ran away because you
were so nervous and that I continue a conversation for
half an hour about my beard.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You're not the.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Only one who's Harry women Harry.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
When you get a job at ad Lady, the first
thing we asked you is do you shave or whax
your toes?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I beg your pardon, don't we Lauren.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
We've actually got a document that's called hairy Toes. It's
our secret document. It's kind of like, you know, like
the Secret Services, but our document is Harry does.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Talk me through the hairy toes concept?
Speaker 13 (18:53):
Please, Laura, Well, like, if my toes are hairy, Hailey
is a good friend and go, oh babe, you need
to fix that. And like sometimes I wax them or
sometimes I shave them, like you just got to make
sure every girl has hair on their toes and just.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Got to mean that discrimination.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
When you have someone new coming into Adlaidie, if they
say I want to have hairy toes.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Because most every woman has a hairy toe, we just
don't tell. We just don't talk about it. But Lauren
and I do because we overshare all the time. Lauren
shaving her We want you to feel normal, Okay, So sometimes.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
Every woman has tweezers in their cut And when I
sit there in the ade lady cart, the light's plucking my hairs.
I get so embarrassed. Someone's going to look it in
and go. I thought you at the lights? What was
I doing?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
L put up on the steering wheel. They are there's
sturdy hairs, all right. Can we put this out there?
Thank you, Lozzie. Can we put this out there? And
can we talk to the hairy ladies of Audelaide? Just
to show Max I'm not the only one. This is
a normal thing. Hair is normal, okay.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Some of us have beards, some of us have neckcare.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Some people may be embracing it.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yes, and that's okay too. Yeah, give us a call.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Amy in Saint Agnes is called in Amy, you go
a little hairy lady admission for us.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yeah, I have to make a confession.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
And I also do keep tweezers in my car.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah you do?
Speaker 13 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
What are your tweets in the car? Amy?
Speaker 14 (20:23):
Just all my chin hairs.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
When you're in the car, you see them in the light,
They like come to life in the car.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
It's the best line.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You go, how did it get to like almost two
centimeters long?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Amy?
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (20:35):
You go Amy, It's like, why is there's so many?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Amy puts a new bathroom together at home, and she
asks for the car light. I want lighting in here
to look like it does in the car.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's so true, you see, it's so much better.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, perfect thing to do it.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, thank you for Amy. If you seem okay, you.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
See Amy in her car plucking your hairs, you know
it's good lighting.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Have you not come across hairy ladies?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Max, I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I have a moment that I think i'd blocked out
from my past.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Maybe I was about ten years old.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Repressed memory.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I've repressed it. I can unrepress it for you. She'd like, yeah,
on a beach and someone's.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Mom, Yeah, it was dark hair too, Gail in Oaklands Park?
Are you a hairy lady?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Well, Haley, it's not me, but I just emphasized with
you and what you did. It has brought up her memory,
like from twenty odd years ago when I was talking
to my beautiful neighbor out in the street, having a
lovely conversation and the sun was shining and I could
see this listening blonde hair on her chest and she
had blonde hairs. So I thought, oh my gosh, you know,
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I'll just get that off. And the same as you.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
It wasn't that.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Well, it wasn't. It was just a T shirt, you know,
on a neckline type thing.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
We both stopped and I thought, oh my god, how
do I get out of this? And I just wished
the earth would open up? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Anyway, did you move? I did.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Actually, I haven't seen her for all And we learn
our lesson, don't we, Gale?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I know?
Speaker 7 (22:17):
And you know what the secret is as you get
older is you've got to have a big magnifying mirror
in your bathroom, like I've got it ten times mirror.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, thank you, Gale.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Cindy in Pennington, Cindy hairy lady.
Speaker 13 (22:36):
Hey, how we going great?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
What's your story?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well?
Speaker 16 (22:40):
I was up in Brisbane at the time, and made
of Mine caught up with me quins. I was gone
down the street, not I'll wear shorts, and so you
can see my hairy legs, so not only hairy, but
you can still see. And she was looking at him,
She's looking at my legs, and she looked up at me.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
She's like, I've got to get it by your razor.
Speaker 17 (22:59):
You've got hairy leaks?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Do you like?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
I love my hairy leaks.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
If you don't like, don't look right like him?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So don't.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
I don't really want their each as the has grown back.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
So it's just easier just not to wax or anything.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
See if you embrace, it's so fine. Like I said,
that's a fine thing to do. You just got to
cop the people the eyeballs that go, oh my god,
she got full hairy leaves, because it does stand out
because it's not common.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Thank you, Cindy Norell in Mount Barker. Are you a
hairy lady?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Nearrel?
Speaker 14 (23:35):
Look?
Speaker 17 (23:35):
Not so much about me, but I'm sort of questioning
about men and their hair removal practices because I'm back
in the single world after about fifteen years, and I
can tell you now that men seem to be a
lot more focused on maintaining their gardens than women. And yeah,
it's a new phenomenon. I think it could be the
(23:57):
age group because they're finding hair grows in places where
it never did before. But yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Are you saying it's too maintained? Too short?
Speaker 17 (24:07):
Look, I think they're a bit obsessed with removing hair
from just about everywhere these days.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I often think it's interesting in the footy change room
in particular, to see really carry the way, but which
blokes have shaved their chest because it right, yeah and
some I've never done that in my life.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I don't know the hair is chest in the world,
but it's.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Like I can those things. I could do that with
my teeth.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
What why would you pluck the hair of my chest
with your.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Tea, Leanne and Golalla, we're talking about hairy women. Watch
your story daughter?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Hello, Yes, what do you got for us?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I have a.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Lovely daughter who likes to point out my occasional rogue hair,
but she always does it when we're out in the
middle of the doctor's surgery or dinner or something, and
she then refuses to pluck it. She it grosses her out.
She hates it, and when she spots it, she's just like,
oh no, can't do it, And then I'm left going
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to find a hare?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Where do you get your rogue hare?
Speaker 12 (25:12):
Leanne?
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Chin?
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Sometimes or just down below my chin. I've got a
on my foreheads that comes out every now, and there's
a four head. It's just like one.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
That's an interesting place for it to be a little
bit risky.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Like a witch. A witch gets it and.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I have so I don't notice it some of Sometimes
I kiss my mom hello, and I'm like, have you
just shaved your face?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's so prickly.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Matt in the morning.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
I'm happy with this.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I think there's a lot of kids probably driving school
right now that aren't going to be happy, but including
my kids.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
But I am stoked.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
We've woken up this morning to some news that we've
all heard of. The social media band that's going to
happen apparently was happening in December about yeah, real details
about it first. So it's a band for under sixteens.
So as of December ten, the news this morning, Facebook, Instagram,
ex TikTok, Snapchat, and now YouTube has been added to
the list. Anyone under sixteen will not be able to
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access these things.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
YouTube one is the addition anyone on the age of
sixteen will not be able to get an account to
sign up for YouTube. And you need obviously an account
to watch all sorts of the more mature content.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
And can I just say, like, I think all like
the Facebook and instrument X and TikTok and snapchat and stuff.
I think that's going to be really helpful for kids'
mental health as they navigate, you know, the high school years.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I think that's excellent. YouTube.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't look at the same way as though, Yes,
it can cause anxiety because you're online all the time
looking at things. But I feel like this is more
a mood thing for kids that I love, and also
protecting them from things that they shouldn't be seeing. So
can I just I'll just clarify YouTube kids is still
going to be okay, So you can still let your
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kids watch all the silly things like Burjo.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Your daughter what was she watch?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Watches mini and then but the problem is she knows
how to tap onto the next video, and so all
sorts of stuff that you can't control pops up.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
You're in YouTube kids that will only give you kids video.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, but some of it's still not great so for
me as a mom of a ten and a thirteen
year old. So if you're listening to this, if you've
got kids around that age, I think you'll be I
think you'll be happy with this. I feel like my
kids watch YouTube shorts and there's nothing worse. We've tried
to ban it and then they go into their room,
they get their iPads and they're watching these stupid videos
that are so bad for their brains.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Would you like tiktoks and reels?
Speaker 11 (27:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, but just non stop just bs. I hate I
hate that they it's rotting their brains. They watch this
like mister Beast and then this kid that they've been
watching for like I don't know, five years, and I
just every time I hear his voice somewhere in the
house because they're watching him.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
That's Forreston. Okay, we just got to make a crafting.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Table and.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
What what is this?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
This is miecraft? But crafts are completely random. Everything is rightway.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Let's take a voice. I can't I can't stand. I
know there's a place for him. Obviously, his name is Preston,
and he's just so annoying talking about craft Yeah, but
it's just like they get obsessed and then went for me.
I don't know if your kids are the same listening
to this. They get off the iPad and they are
in the fouless mood, like their eyes glaze over.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
And I think this kind of thing is going.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
To encourage families to I don't know, real real world
connection again. People are going to be talking to each
other a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
I think it's an excellent thing.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Doom scrolling, yeah, doom does put in a bad mood.
Here is my hot not so hot take for you.
I don't think the band is going to do anything.
You're still going to be able to watch whatever the
hell you want at whatever age you want. It is
not hard to find things on the Internet.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Obviously I grew up in the infancy of like a
lot of YouTube and Facebook and all of that, but
you could the amount of things that I saw on
the Internet as a teenager.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Like bad things. I know.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's what I hate things, and it's the websites.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
They still exist. The link still gets shared around in.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
I know, but it will.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
But it will help the situation if you're not allowed
to be honest, I don't know how they're going to
monitor it.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I reckon it will help.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Ah, Well, it has.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
To do something because it's going to be Australia wide.
So anyone under sixteen, I think it's an excellent thing.
I probably I have boys, but I actually think it's
better for girls to be off all of social media
before you're sixteen.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I think it just does awful things for your brain.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I'm so glad it wasn't around when I was growing
up because kids phones.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
This is someone who doesn't have a child. As someone
who doesn't have children, can you'd like just not give
them phones so you cannot looking at these things. But
this is the hard thing. Oh my, all my friends
have phones. How am I supposed to feel connected to them?
They are all on this group chats. I'm not part
of it, and then they get anxiety. It's like this
you can't win kind of situation. I love to hear, Like,
I know there's people who would probably go, oh, just
(29:50):
let my kids.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Watch what they want to watch. I want to be
in control of that, and that's okay too. But I'd
love to hear from you and how you feel about
this whole band banning of everything including YouTube?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Now will it work? Do you think it's a load
of crap? Thirty one O two three? Why do we
need it? Why don't we need it? We want to
hear from.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You, Cassie in Rivert and what are your thoughts on this.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
I think it's not going to work because the kids
can put in a fake ID so they'll say they're
eighteen nineteen twenty. My daughter's twelve and does that now
so that she can be on certain sites. I've taken
the modem away, taken the phone away, and then it
just causes a monster. So for however long she doesn't
have the items, she is an absolute shithead.
Speaker 13 (30:34):
They need the baby, yep.
Speaker 11 (30:35):
They need to maybe bring in that. They need their
student ID or birth certificate even to prove their age
to be able to be on these platforms, because it's
not going to work.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, right, I tend to agree. I think you're going
to be able to find whatever you want to find.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You don't actually know exactly how it's going to be monitored.
Yet we think you have to reauthenticate yourself online for
people who already have an account, you.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Just don't go on YouTube anymore. You find something different.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's almost like they need to detox Cassie because you're
saying that she's in a bad moon until she gets old.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
They're terrible, but absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
But have you ever tried it, like not having any
social media or anything for like a week and all
of a sudden.
Speaker 11 (31:09):
I can't last a week. I'll end up in mental health.
Speaker 13 (31:11):
No, and we live on a farm.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
So she's got all the farm animals that she can
attend to, but she needs terrible Yeah, she can just literally.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
All right, thank you for your opinion. Megan in Manopara.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
What do you reckon on the new YouTube being added
to the things that are banned in December?
Speaker 9 (31:29):
Well, they've already got YouTube kids, which I don't let
my son watch because it's a target for predators. My son. Well,
there's a theory behind it that predators are actually targeting.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
YouTube kids, oh.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
And putting videos on I don't know. I read it somewhere.
So my son has access directly to my YouTube. Thank
you him the exits, Yeah, adult YouTube. He sits there
and he's and I've punched in, you know, so the
algorithm gets what he wants. He doesn't like something, he's
slips long. But then on the flip side of that,
I use YouTube to learn how to change taps crochet a.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Bean, you know, and you can still do that because
you're an adult.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Now it's popping up in her son's algorithm and he's
sitting there scrolling and he's getting someone changing the taps.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
Yeah, and he's like he's four though, So as he grows,
it's going to be like, oh, well, I'm a single mum,
there's no man in his life. How do we change
a tire? Let's YouTube it. What other video streaming apps
are there out there to allow these things to train
and do things?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, that is a good point, but in that situation
you would ask an adult to go, hey, can you
show me this video?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
The kid only has one adult. Megan's busy, she's at work.
Some of the biggest YouTube accounts are blokes. I forget
the exact name of it, but you know, like my
dad's not here and the guy just teaches you how
to change a tire, how to tire a tire, how
to change a tap, like all of the things that
your dad might teach you how to do with these
have tens of millions of you.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
You know, there's some great things on YouTube. We're not
taking that away.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
We're taking away like the stupid games and things that
the people watch, people playing roadblocks and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
It's just ruining your brain.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Chloe and lugs North, what's your opinion on this YouTube
being included in the social media band cloth.
Speaker 12 (33:14):
Yeah, I'm I'm with Hailey. I I'm not disappointed. I
probably would have if social media was around when I
was a teenager, I probably would have been eaten alive.
My daughter is thirteen. She's got a phone. She's still
got access to messaging all of her friends on like
little messenger groups and stuff, but she's not got TikTok,
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she's not got Snapchat and all those kind of apps,
whereas all of her friends have got it. And we've
had a discussion and she doesn't feel like she's missing
out because she hasn't got it.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Are you ready change, Chloe, because I feel like that
will change as they get older and maybe they get
sharing it on Snapchat. What are you going to say
when she goes mum? I actually do think I want Snapchat.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Yeah, we're not naive to the fact that it's going
to change. We're not naive to that. But I think,
you know, a phone is a big thing, and when
I was growing up, there wasn't camera phones, you know,
so all your stupid stuff that you did there wasn't cameras,
thank god, and people sharing stuff, I know, So you know,
I think just small steps. She's happy with their phone
and you know, taking sly selfies and stuff like that,
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but yeah, eventually she will be a teenager, and she
probably will want that, but hopefully she's more mature by
then and can handle Yeah, that's out there so as
much my ten year old. My ten year old will
happily scroll through the stupid YouTube videos and the dumb
voices that drive me Madstand.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
It sounds like the longer you can keep them off
of it, over the it's.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Gonna happen anyway. But if we can keep them off
for as long as we can, then that's excellent.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Keep the calls coming, Vanessa and Christie's Beach. Your fourteen
year old son is with you right now. Can you
tell us what he said about this?
Speaker 14 (34:55):
He is tay guys. So we're driving to high school Donaldinga,
and he told me that he's pretty sure that the
kids will know to change the vp N address or
the VPN number and to change it to the US,
but then it's not Australian and then apparently they can
get around it like that.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
But surely the people making the rules are smart enough
to know that that's what kids will do, so they'll
have ways around that to block him from doing that.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Surely, Well, you can't block everything.
Speaker 15 (35:25):
You just then that he has a few other ideas,
but he said about face, if they made it facial
recognition as well, he said, he goes, look Mormin, he
like scrunched up his face, and he goes, I could
literally just do this and it will make me look older.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know, if you don't want him on there, would
you tell your kids, Like I'll tell my kids that
if they get caught, they'll go to jail.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I've already told them that.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
I've already told them, and they're just like, we'll get it.
Speaker 17 (35:54):
We'll get away with it.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I feel like if smart enough to know how to
use a VPN and pretend that he is buzzed into
Facebook from somewhere in California, he's probably.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Going to be smart enough to know he's not going
to jail.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I'm going to set up actors that come in and
fly in like a swat team that fly into my house. Guys,
the police are here, and then they get in the
van on the way up to Yeller.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Far.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
How far are you going with this far?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
All the way?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I'll spend a week up there, Just kidding.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Chrisin Olroanella all right.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
YouTube added to the list of things that are going
to be banned for under sixteen year olds as of December.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
What do you reckon as a dad?
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Yeah, I think I think it only work for the
parents that are willing to do it. I think if
if they want their kids to watch it, they will. Personally,
I blame I blame the streaming services to be quite honest,
because unfortunately you've got to pay to watch movies and
sport and everything else. And I believe that it should
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all be free to air because as a kid, I
was out training six nights out of seven and the
only time I was ever ever on social media was
if I had a chance after dinner to do it
before bed. Other than that, I was always out and about.
But I could watch I could watch sport and movies
for free on free to air, and it wasn't an issue.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
This is a really good point that I hadn't thought of,
because imagine if that kid that you are saying at
the dinner table or whatever, just do this and distract,
like distract yourself. You can hand them the free to
wear online like if that existed and they just scroll
through it. I'll have a bit of Bluey now, I'll
have a bit of pepper Pig now. Instead of YouTube
where you have the entire Internet at your feet.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Oh yeah, has an idea.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Chris is very smart.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's probably why like SBS on demand and the ABC
I view up there may be a little bit safer
and they're free.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, they've got a few kids films.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Now you're onto something, Chris. See, we need a dad
on the show. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
In the Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Number one for fun, Number one for I performities this
show this morning today.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah, we don't want any close up videos of us today.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I still have a black eye, which apparently I'm learning
for the because it's the first black ey ever had
in my life.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
They last forever.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It hasn't really changed at all, and I'm now realizing
that I'm going to go to the logis on Sunday
night with a black eye.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Oh, You're going to have to wear makeup? Can I
do your makeup?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Sure? That's something for us to look forward to.
Speaker 5 (00:46):
Ever, can I give you some Masca as well?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Definitely not, but Hailey, to make me feel better, has
decided I would like to have some funky eyes as well.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Today you have gone.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
For the sperm salmon salmon facies in the theme of fish.
Yesterday we had a fish funeral and I was like,
do you know what, It's a perfect day to go
and get a salmon facial.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
That's what I did goldfish to want.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, so I look, I just said to our videographer
I looked like Sloth from the Goonies.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Right now, I'm like all deformed my faces.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
It's a little bit lumpy. It's like reptilian.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, a little bit reptilian, Like I'm on Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yep. Now that's going to take a day to go down.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Can I tell you something wild that happened last night?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
When I got home from my sperm salmon facial I
drove into my driveway and there were four massive sees
trucks outside our house, flashing lights, cones, people everywhere, And
I'm like, of course, my morbid brain is like, oh
my god, something's happened. Because my kids be home by
themselves for a little bit while I was there. Jimmy
was swimming anyway, a tree fell down and it wasn't
(01:44):
even that big a tree, but like the strucks.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Everyone in Adelaide was there on my street trying to
pick up this tree.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
They saw the call out and they went, Hailey, Pierson,
Pierson lives there, Erry, We better get we better get
our best out there.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I stayed inside.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Obviously, I was going to go and offer them some
of my found dinner that I've made, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Can I make you guys see cold lemonade. I would
I would have done that, but that was a massive,
like overreaction for a little tree that fell out. Did
the boys even straps? Did your kids even know?
Speaker 6 (02:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Because they were on their iPads playing YouTube, which is
another story we're.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Talking about today.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I hope they got a high score on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah, they got a high school Whatever the hell they
were playing? All right, we're playing YouTube. They were playing
a game on YouTube. They were playing a game on YouTube.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Yeah, I need to get onto YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah, you can play games.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Kali and Max in the morning week days, six to
nine am Mix.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, we're doing a little theme today because we
are giving away edg Sheheran tickets, which.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Is very exciting.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Our theme is ed Scheran for One Night Wonder Yeah,
where we go head to head with each other. We
get a little snippet of a song first person to
buzz in with the title an artist orthough we already
know the artist gets the point best out of five.
We're playing for you, Adelaide.
Speaker 5 (02:59):
Caitlin, good morning to you, Good morning. Do you have
faith in me?
Speaker 7 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
That sounded so weak, like you don't don't really do you?
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Caitlin what are you doing up earlier?
Speaker 7 (03:11):
I'm going to work.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
What's that? What's work?
Speaker 8 (03:14):
H K but I work in the kitchen.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Oh what are you cooking today?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
It's actually hot?
Speaker 8 (03:20):
Breakfast to day, so eggs, bacon, scrambled eggs, dum.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Girl retirement home. Haley and I are visiting after this show.
Can you save us something beautiful?
Speaker 9 (03:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well, Haley, you're playing for Caitlin. I'm playing for Gavin
in Parafield Gardens. Gab, you're on your way to work.
Where do you work?
Speaker 10 (03:39):
I work in the mining set up?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Okay, good on you, Gab. Do you always come home
with dirty hands?
Speaker 11 (03:47):
No?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
He doesn't do the mining. No, he's not in this
makes sense? All right, Gav.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'm gonna win you one hundred dollars dollars a voucher.
I'm sure of it. Hailey's playing for Caitlin.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Let's go.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
It's you're entitled.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
Ken.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
Still here we.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
Go, Haley, pass on the hill?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Done?
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Don't because you googled it before?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
I can't google what I google the Holly? What?
Speaker 6 (04:15):
No?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Oh my god? I like that song, though, damn, I
saw you can cure you don't like this song?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
I don't know it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh, my god, you don't like this song.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I would love to like. I just don't know it.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
I'm so sorry to.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Gather photograph that his photograph niggle. Max. That's a new one.
As I thought.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
He's got some bangers, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
I like as it's a good bite one all a
billion times.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
I need to hear the.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Hook Max bad habits.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, Oh my god, I gotta get back in the game.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
You see you tonight?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
You could go please, I know it.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
It's I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Celestial, Yes, Gavin, sol origin about you very much.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
You Gavin back to the mines with you? All right.
That'll fuel you up for a big day.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Enjoy Caitlin, thank you for calling. We love you dearly.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Oh Caitlyn, look after those.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Holdies, Haley and Max in the morning.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
All right, it's a Lover's edition hot tea today. I
love this. Twenty twenty five is a year for love.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
It's there is a shocking amount of celebrities getting together,
and they all happen to have got together last night.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
And new couples all just last night. When we're breaking
the news right now. It was only about a month
ago that Katy Perry revealed that she's broken up with
Orlando and now she has moved on.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
She's been spotted overnight.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Just on a casual parks scroll with former Canadian Prime
Minister Justin Trudeau.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, just a little stroll.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Oh, they were just walking though. Then they went to
dinner and had some coptails.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
He's got his little jacket over his shoulder as they
stroll together.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
And you know it's legit because TMZ has the pictures
and he does have that jacket over the shoulder and
he's holding it.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
By one finger.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Yeah, that's a turn off.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Well, he's trying to look cool though. That means to
me this is definitely a date. And the fact that,
according to TMZ, she ordered a jack and coke with her.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Dinner, Yeah, that is a definite date.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's why I love her having a go Katie Perry.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
If it's if love isn't working anymore, move on and
find another love.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Isn't that lovely?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I feel like Katie Perry is not going to have
too much trouble finding a new man.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Someone that I think has had a lot of trouble
finding a new woman after he jumped on Oprah's couch
all those years ago over Katie Holmes.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Yeah, Tom Cruise a very intense man. I don't think
I could ever date him ever.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
I do all my own stunts, all right, Tom's cool.
I eat planes, that's fine mate.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Yeah, we get at Tom Cruise anyway. He's apparently he's
how would he be sixty three?
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Now he's sixty three.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He is dating Anna de Armas. And now when I
read this this morning, I was like, who is that girl?
She is on the Blade Runner remake and the Bond film,
the latest Bond film.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, it's been a few years since we got a
Bond movie. But she was the very attractive accomplice of his. Yeah,
she's sequin dress.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
She's beautiful. I feel actually sad for her.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I feel like she would be one of those people
that would be making the sign the signal to someone
walking behind her to help me.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Well, that spotted out holding hands and there's no help
me signal.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
There is no help me. But I would be watching
very closely for that.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Justin kat that one where they go into a bar
and she goes to the bar. Isn'tre a specific cocktail
he meant to order? If you're like duress Angela asked
for Angela.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
For Angela, Yeah, are you a friend of Dorothy? Is
what you say if you want to know if someone's
lesbian as well. Just I learned that at a young age.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
Anyway, we're talking about signals. They're universal. I love it.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Pamela Anderson has got a new man and this is
actually really cute Liam Neeson oram Neson. Liam Neeson is
dating Pamela Anderson. Apparently they're on the Naked Gun movie
together and they're obviously co stars.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Has fallen in love.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
He lost his wife in like two thousand and nine,
and this is the first person he's dated since he scored.
Pamela Anderson, who I reckon. When I first met my husband,
she was on his wall.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
She was a poster on his wall, and a lot
of minds and a lot.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Of minds and she still is. She's beautiful and they
really loved her.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
She's fifty seventy three. They're getting along very well on
the press tour. We have not anything official yet, but I.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Mean it's official. Look at noodling together.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
He's got a very specific set of skills. Liam Neeson.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Yeah, like killing people I was doing.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
I was going to do a bedroom joke. But that's
you killing yah.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Yeah, sorry, I'm not dirty. I don't have a dirty mind.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I've very innocent. I've seen some Pamela videos. She also
has a very.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
It has been decided the worst car park has been
voted on.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
The championship has been run. It has been one five
Bunnings Kntown.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yes, so deserving.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Bunnings Kentown is the worst car park in Adelaide. And
I don't think you'll find too many people that have
been in there that will disagree.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
It has one entrance. It is so tiny and skinny. Yep,
one exit. There is no angle for you to turn
the car. And because it's Bunnings, there's a he portraytes
there and they all drive forward raptors yep, which are
semi trailers.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
We've got no room.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
I always end up parking lot near the Kentown, like
on a side street where you're not allowed a park
and then you get a parking fine. Why yeah, okay,
that's Adelaide's worst car park.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
So it has been opened up and please give us
ring thirteen and one oh two three. We would love
to hear from you the worst car park that you
visit around Adelaide. I'll give you the top five list.
Go number two and you and I definitely agree on this.
The Festival car Park.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Okay in the city, Yeah, can we just every time
I go there. I don't know if it's just me,
but you park in there right Getting a park is fine.
I'll always find a park, but then I'm like, how
do I get out? Where am i and where are
the lifts? And then I end up walking out in
near eos and walk down the road where like there's
no sidewalk or so I'm walking in the middle of
the road where cars come.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
At all be shocked if people were walking in late
to Beauty and the Beast over the last two months, yeah,
because they've gone, oh great, there's a park for me
right there.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Just get in the elevator. Where are the elevators?
Speaker 5 (10:45):
Where where am I going? Where am I going to
come out?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Turns out the elevators at the Festival car Park there's
one one hundred and fifty meters that way, and then
there's one hundred and fifty meters in the other direction.
Speaker 4 (10:54):
And you parked in the middle.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Every time, every time, and you're always wearing heels and
it's cold and whatever.
Speaker 5 (10:58):
Okay, that is so deserving to be on that list.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Number three Find and Shopping Centers.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
So many complaints about this one.
Speaker 5 (11:06):
Is that one bad?
Speaker 4 (11:07):
It's a skinny boy.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's the one just off the corner there like Find
and Road meets the diagonal one. Actually it is a
gross car park. Number four Blackwood Shopping Center.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, terrible, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Yes, because there's a lot of elderly people.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Okay, so it's the car park mixed in with people
who can't really.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Yeah that they probably. Yeah, there's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You can't be You just have to let them reverse
because they're not going to wait for you or give way.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Already only car park.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Once I saw an old woman turn into a car
park and scrape the side of the car next to
her and get out of her car and just walking
to the shop.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
That'll be me at sixty.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Number five, by the way, to round out the list
that they have come up with anyway, is Burnside Village,
which I'm not sure I agree.
Speaker 5 (11:58):
With the new Burnside. It's quite big, No, I would
say it's massive.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's intimidating when you go there because you don't know
where you are, but there's plenty of car parks and
there's always an out like you pop up and you
don't know where you're going to be.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
It's exciting.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Am I going to Cole's? Or am I going to
the Louisa to there?
Speaker 5 (12:20):
I have again?
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Courtney and Callington has called in on thirty and one
oh two three. Please we'd love to hear the worst
car parks from you, Courtney. Which one are you nominating
as Adelaide's worst.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
On any public call?
Speaker 12 (12:32):
T three Plaza?
Speaker 5 (12:34):
But they've still got so many car parks there.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, what is it Courtney that you reckon? Makes it bad?
Speaker 13 (12:40):
Every Christmas time?
Speaker 7 (12:42):
You can't get a car park in there, and there
is so many accidents, it's not funny.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Oh god, the accident accidents at like five k's an
hour almost feel worse than accidents now.
Speaker 4 (12:54):
It's like we could have all avoided that.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Yeah, that didn't have to happen. Oh that is funny.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
We need to add that to you know what everyone's
saying online your local brickworks bricks.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Everyone's saying that it's confusing. There's a roundabout or something.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Brickworks is it has a round about and it's got
one entrance and then you drive in and there's like
all these lines on the right to go into. But
it's just like, no entry, can't turn no entry, can't
turn in here. Why it would be so quicker if
I could turn in there and.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
Go to mar with mile end one that's the same.
There's all these dead ends. Yeah, but you're going in
a maze. I always end up at the dead end.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
The car parks bad.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Or a wed We're probably Haley and Max in the morning.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
We love when a sequel is just as good as
the original.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Oh yeah, we think we might have one of those today.
Yesterday I asked Haley, when did you put your foot
in there? And she said, Wow, we could do a
whole bloody month on this.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Do at every five minutes.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I've actually got two really good ones. Which one do
you want to hear? And I said, oh, hear the
one about me because I'm self sentered, But I would
also like to hear the second one because it sounds
like a riot. So Hailey, for the second day in
a row, when did you put your foot in it?
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I hate myself so much for doing this. You have
no idea how much. I wanted the ground to swallow
me up. When it happened, I haven't on SAT. So
my best friend Lauren and I, my other other lady
and I are hosting these big education awards in the
City Convention Center. Eight hundred teatures from across South Australia
are there.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
And they would have been having a night.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
They were having a night. It was awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
So we walked out and we're talking to all these
different people. Meeting all these people was so nice. And
this one particular lady came up and she was so lovely.
She was just talking to us about our show and
all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
And as she was talking, I noticious.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
That she had a like it looked like a golden
Retriever hair on her on her upper lip. And so
I'm normally quite well, very socially aware. I would never
say something if I wasn't one hundred percent certain of
what it was. And so as we're talking, there's the
three of us, Lauren, this beautiful lady I cannot remember
(15:03):
her name, and myself chatting away.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
And then I was like, well, wait, just stay still.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
She stood still, and I got my little fingers and
I pulled off what I thought was like a labrador
hair on her upper lip, and she went, oh, because
it was a chat, it was a beard.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
It wasn't a beard.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
It was one hair, one rogue hair.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
I can't tell you how much I died in that
moment because I it was it was her mustache. She
was like, oh, it's okay, I've got it. You know it,
cabins with age, I've got lots of these.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
Rarah. She was so.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
Beautiful about it, like she was so kind. But at
that point, I, you know me, I got the full giggles.
So I had to walk off, Like I literally just
left the conversation and walked off, and I actually called
Burjo because I was like, you.
Speaker 5 (16:00):
Will find this very.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
And I left Lauren there with her, and Lauren started
telling her about how Lauren also shaves her face and
that'll make.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
It feel feel yeah, that'll make it feel better, feel better.
And it was just how old was this lady?
Speaker 5 (16:16):
She would have been maybe I don't know, sixty.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And she had a whisker shall the whisker.
Speaker 5 (16:21):
But I mean I got it out. I got it out,
So I did her.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
I guess I did her a favor because you know,
as a woman you don't want to be walking around
with whiskers and stuff because it happens. I'll be driving
and go, oh my god, I have a full goaty.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
What will you do next time you see something? I'm
not going to say.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
It happened again last night at another event and I
saw a man have it where he had a full,
like full shaved face but a long, dangly hair, and
I didn't do anything.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
I thought about it, but I didn't do it.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
See, I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Like, my dad occasionally will get like one I reckon,
it just springs up.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
You would just get like one eye, one little eyebrow
in the middle.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, and like you pluck it out when you see
it in the mirror, but if you haven't seen it,
because it just seems to Yeah, you need someone else
at an event to pluck it out for you.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3 (17:08):
You need someone like me. He's gonna be honest. I mean, oh,
it's just so cringey. This is what happens with me.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
I'd like to speak to Lauren about this event, this
particular moment. Your best friend Lauren, Yeah, the other half
of Olie.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
She'll back me up. It's not a weird thing. We
have hairy faces.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I want to get her perspective though, because she also
died at the same time that I said that, because
we are like one person, Lauren, from your perspective, can
you reveal, like what happened?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Hailey?
Speaker 13 (17:38):
You? You and I are always so awkward and these
things always happened to us. But the hair was so long,
like I was staring at it, I was fixated it,
and when you said, oh, something on your lip, and
as your fingers moved towards this poor lady's face, I
could see her it's almost like shuddering in fear. And
I look over. I'm like, Haley, don't do this, do
(17:59):
not do this. And then you pulled it and she
kind of yelped, and then you went back and you
pulled it out so funny, like literally pulled it out.
It was the longest hair I've ever seen. And then
we all got so awkward and embarrassed. So I started
talking about how I shaved my beard daily and it's
totally normal, and that's.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
When I walked off. I was like, what are you saying?
Speaker 13 (18:21):
You left was that prediculant and ran away because you
were so nervous and that I continue a conversation for
half an hour about my beard.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
You're not the.
Speaker 5 (18:32):
Only one who's Harry women Harry.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
When you get a job at ad Lady, the first
thing we asked you is do you shave or whax
your toes?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
I beg your pardon, don't we Lauren.
Speaker 13 (18:43):
We've actually got a document that's called hairy Toes. It's
our secret document. It's kind of like, you know, like
the Secret Services, but our document is Harry does.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Talk me through the hairy toes concept?
Speaker 13 (18:53):
Please, Laura, Well, like, if my toes are hairy, Hailey
is a good friend and go, oh babe, you need
to fix that. And like sometimes I wax them or
sometimes I shave them, like you just got to make
sure every girl has hair on their toes and just.
Speaker 4 (19:05):
Got to mean that discrimination.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
When you have someone new coming into Adlaidie, if they
say I want to have hairy toes.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Because most every woman has a hairy toe, we just
don't tell. We just don't talk about it. But Lauren
and I do because we overshare all the time. Lauren
shaving her We want you to feel normal, Okay, So sometimes.
Speaker 13 (19:26):
Every woman has tweezers in their cut And when I
sit there in the ade lady cart, the light's plucking my hairs.
I get so embarrassed. Someone's going to look it in
and go. I thought you at the lights? What was
I doing?
Speaker 3 (19:38):
L put up on the steering wheel. They are there's
sturdy hairs, all right. Can we put this out there?
Thank you, Lozzie. Can we put this out there? And
can we talk to the hairy ladies of Audelaide? Just
to show Max I'm not the only one. This is
a normal thing. Hair is normal, okay.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
Some of us have beards, some of us have neckcare.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Some people may be embracing it.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Yes, and that's okay too. Yeah, give us a call.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Amy in Saint Agnes is called in Amy, you go
a little hairy lady admission for us.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Yeah, I have to make a confession.
Speaker 11 (20:17):
And I also do keep tweezers in my car.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Yeah you do?
Speaker 13 (20:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
What are your tweets in the car? Amy?
Speaker 14 (20:23):
Just all my chin hairs.
Speaker 8 (20:25):
When you're in the car, you see them in the light,
They like come to life in the car.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
It's the best line.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
You go, how did it get to like almost two
centimeters long?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Amy?
Speaker 15 (20:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (20:35):
You go Amy, It's like, why is there's so many?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:39):
Amy puts a new bathroom together at home, and she
asks for the car light. I want lighting in here
to look like it does in the car.
Speaker 5 (20:45):
It's so true, you see, it's so much better.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (20:49):
Yeah, perfect thing to do it.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Yeah, thank you for Amy. If you seem okay, you.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
See Amy in her car plucking your hairs, you know
it's good lighting.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
Have you not come across hairy ladies?
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Max, I've seen it.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I have a moment that I think i'd blocked out
from my past.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Maybe I was about ten years old.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Repressed memory.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
I've repressed it. I can unrepress it for you. She'd like, yeah,
on a beach and someone's.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
Mom, Yeah, it was dark hair too, Gail in Oaklands Park?
Are you a hairy lady?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
Well, Haley, it's not me, but I just emphasized with
you and what you did. It has brought up her memory,
like from twenty odd years ago when I was talking
to my beautiful neighbor out in the street, having a
lovely conversation and the sun was shining and I could
see this listening blonde hair on her chest and she
had blonde hairs. So I thought, oh my gosh, you know,
(21:44):
I'll just get that off. And the same as you.
Speaker 14 (21:46):
It wasn't that.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
Well, it wasn't. It was just a T shirt, you know,
on a neckline type thing.
Speaker 4 (21:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
We both stopped and I thought, oh my god, how
do I get out of this? And I just wished
the earth would open up? Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Anyway, did you move? I did.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Actually, I haven't seen her for all And we learn
our lesson, don't we, Gale?
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I know?
Speaker 7 (22:17):
And you know what the secret is as you get
older is you've got to have a big magnifying mirror
in your bathroom, like I've got it ten times mirror.
Speaker 4 (22:26):
Yeah, thank you, Gale.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Cindy in Pennington, Cindy hairy lady.
Speaker 13 (22:36):
Hey, how we going great?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
What's your story?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Well?
Speaker 16 (22:40):
I was up in Brisbane at the time, and made
of Mine caught up with me quins. I was gone
down the street, not I'll wear shorts, and so you
can see my hairy legs, so not only hairy, but
you can still see. And she was looking at him,
She's looking at my legs, and she looked up at me.
Speaker 15 (22:57):
She's like, I've got to get it by your razor.
Speaker 17 (22:59):
You've got hairy leaks?
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Do you like?
Speaker 8 (23:03):
I love my hairy leaks.
Speaker 16 (23:04):
If you don't like, don't look right like him?
Speaker 1 (23:08):
So don't.
Speaker 16 (23:09):
I don't really want their each as the has grown back.
Speaker 10 (23:14):
So it's just easier just not to wax or anything.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
See if you embrace, it's so fine. Like I said,
that's a fine thing to do. You just got to
cop the people the eyeballs that go, oh my god,
she got full hairy leaves, because it does stand out
because it's not common.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Thank you, Cindy Norell in Mount Barker. Are you a
hairy lady?
Speaker 4 (23:34):
Nearrel?
Speaker 14 (23:35):
Look?
Speaker 17 (23:35):
Not so much about me, but I'm sort of questioning
about men and their hair removal practices because I'm back
in the single world after about fifteen years, and I
can tell you now that men seem to be a
lot more focused on maintaining their gardens than women. And yeah,
it's a new phenomenon. I think it could be the
(23:57):
age group because they're finding hair grows in places where
it never did before. But yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 5 (24:04):
Are you saying it's too maintained? Too short?
Speaker 17 (24:07):
Look, I think they're a bit obsessed with removing hair
from just about everywhere these days.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I often think it's interesting in the footy change room
in particular, to see really carry the way, but which
blokes have shaved their chest because it right, yeah and
some I've never done that in my life.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
I don't know the hair is chest in the world,
but it's.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Like I can those things. I could do that with
my teeth.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
What why would you pluck the hair of my chest
with your.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Tea, Leanne and Golalla, we're talking about hairy women. Watch
your story daughter?
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Hello, Yes, what do you got for us?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I have a.
Speaker 8 (24:46):
Lovely daughter who likes to point out my occasional rogue hair,
but she always does it when we're out in the
middle of the doctor's surgery or dinner or something, and
she then refuses to pluck it. She it grosses her out.
She hates it, and when she spots it, she's just like,
oh no, can't do it, And then I'm left going
(25:08):
to find a hare?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Where do you get your rogue hare?
Speaker 12 (25:12):
Leanne?
Speaker 9 (25:14):
Chin?
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Sometimes or just down below my chin. I've got a
on my foreheads that comes out every now, and there's
a four head. It's just like one.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
That's an interesting place for it to be a little
bit risky.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
Like a witch. A witch gets it and.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
I have so I don't notice it some of Sometimes
I kiss my mom hello, and I'm like, have you
just shaved your face?
Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's so prickly.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Matt in the morning.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
I'm happy with this.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I think there's a lot of kids probably driving school
right now that aren't going to be happy, but including
my kids.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
But I am stoked.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
We've woken up this morning to some news that we've
all heard of. The social media band that's going to
happen apparently was happening in December about yeah, real details
about it first. So it's a band for under sixteens.
So as of December ten, the news this morning, Facebook, Instagram,
ex TikTok, Snapchat, and now YouTube has been added to
the list. Anyone under sixteen will not be able to
(26:13):
access these things.
Speaker 1 (26:15):
YouTube one is the addition anyone on the age of
sixteen will not be able to get an account to
sign up for YouTube. And you need obviously an account
to watch all sorts of the more mature content.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
And can I just say, like, I think all like
the Facebook and instrument X and TikTok and snapchat and stuff.
I think that's going to be really helpful for kids'
mental health as they navigate, you know, the high school years.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
I think that's excellent. YouTube.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
I don't look at the same way as though, Yes,
it can cause anxiety because you're online all the time
looking at things. But I feel like this is more
a mood thing for kids that I love, and also
protecting them from things that they shouldn't be seeing. So
can I just I'll just clarify YouTube kids is still
going to be okay, So you can still let your
(26:58):
kids watch all the silly things like Burjo.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
Your daughter what was she watch?
Speaker 6 (27:01):
Watches mini and then but the problem is she knows
how to tap onto the next video, and so all
sorts of stuff that you can't control pops up.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
You're in YouTube kids that will only give you kids video.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, but some of it's still not great so for
me as a mom of a ten and a thirteen
year old. So if you're listening to this, if you've
got kids around that age, I think you'll be I
think you'll be happy with this. I feel like my
kids watch YouTube shorts and there's nothing worse. We've tried
to ban it and then they go into their room,
they get their iPads and they're watching these stupid videos
that are so bad for their brains.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Would you like tiktoks and reels?
Speaker 11 (27:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
Yeah, but just non stop just bs. I hate I
hate that they it's rotting their brains. They watch this
like mister Beast and then this kid that they've been
watching for like I don't know, five years, and I
just every time I hear his voice somewhere in the
house because they're watching him.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
That's Forreston. Okay, we just got to make a crafting.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
Table and.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
What what is this?
Speaker 4 (27:56):
This is miecraft? But crafts are completely random. Everything is rightway.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Let's take a voice. I can't I can't stand. I
know there's a place for him. Obviously, his name is Preston,
and he's just so annoying talking about craft Yeah, but
it's just like they get obsessed and then went for me.
I don't know if your kids are the same listening
to this. They get off the iPad and they are
in the fouless mood, like their eyes glaze over.
Speaker 5 (28:20):
And I think this kind of thing is going.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
To encourage families to I don't know, real real world
connection again. People are going to be talking to each
other a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
I think it's an excellent thing.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Doom scrolling, yeah, doom does put in a bad mood.
Here is my hot not so hot take for you.
I don't think the band is going to do anything.
You're still going to be able to watch whatever the
hell you want at whatever age you want. It is
not hard to find things on the Internet.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
I remember.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Obviously I grew up in the infancy of like a
lot of YouTube and Facebook and all of that, but
you could the amount of things that I saw on
the Internet as a teenager.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
Like bad things. I know.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
That's what I hate things, and it's the websites.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
They still exist. The link still gets shared around in.
Speaker 5 (29:03):
I know, but it will.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
But it will help the situation if you're not allowed
to be honest, I don't know how they're going to
monitor it.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
I reckon it will help.
Speaker 5 (29:10):
Ah, Well, it has.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
To do something because it's going to be Australia wide.
So anyone under sixteen, I think it's an excellent thing.
I probably I have boys, but I actually think it's
better for girls to be off all of social media
before you're sixteen.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
I think it just does awful things for your brain.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
I'm so glad it wasn't around when I was growing
up because kids phones.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
This is someone who doesn't have a child. As someone
who doesn't have children, can you'd like just not give
them phones so you cannot looking at these things. But
this is the hard thing. Oh my, all my friends
have phones. How am I supposed to feel connected to them?
They are all on this group chats. I'm not part
of it, and then they get anxiety. It's like this
you can't win kind of situation. I love to hear, Like,
I know there's people who would probably go, oh, just
(29:50):
let my kids.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Watch what they want to watch. I want to be
in control of that, and that's okay too. But I'd
love to hear from you and how you feel about
this whole band banning of everything including YouTube?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Now will it work? Do you think it's a load
of crap? Thirty one O two three? Why do we
need it? Why don't we need it? We want to
hear from.
Speaker 5 (30:06):
You, Cassie in Rivert and what are your thoughts on this.
Speaker 11 (30:10):
I think it's not going to work because the kids
can put in a fake ID so they'll say they're
eighteen nineteen twenty. My daughter's twelve and does that now
so that she can be on certain sites. I've taken
the modem away, taken the phone away, and then it
just causes a monster. So for however long she doesn't
have the items, she is an absolute shithead.
Speaker 13 (30:34):
They need the baby, yep.
Speaker 11 (30:35):
They need to maybe bring in that. They need their
student ID or birth certificate even to prove their age
to be able to be on these platforms, because it's
not going to work.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Yeah, right, I tend to agree. I think you're going
to be able to find whatever you want to find.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
You don't actually know exactly how it's going to be monitored.
Yet we think you have to reauthenticate yourself online for
people who already have an account, you.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Just don't go on YouTube anymore. You find something different.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
It's almost like they need to detox Cassie because you're
saying that she's in a bad moon until she gets old.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
They're terrible, but absolutely terrible.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
But have you ever tried it, like not having any
social media or anything for like a week and all
of a sudden.
Speaker 11 (31:09):
I can't last a week. I'll end up in mental health.
Speaker 13 (31:11):
No, and we live on a farm.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
So she's got all the farm animals that she can
attend to, but she needs terrible Yeah, she can just literally.
Speaker 5 (31:22):
All right, thank you for your opinion. Megan in Manopara.
Speaker 3 (31:25):
What do you reckon on the new YouTube being added
to the things that are banned in December?
Speaker 9 (31:29):
Well, they've already got YouTube kids, which I don't let
my son watch because it's a target for predators. My son. Well,
there's a theory behind it that predators are actually targeting.
Speaker 14 (31:43):
YouTube kids, oh.
Speaker 9 (31:45):
And putting videos on I don't know. I read it somewhere.
So my son has access directly to my YouTube. Thank
you him the exits, Yeah, adult YouTube. He sits there
and he's and I've punched in, you know, so the
algorithm gets what he wants. He doesn't like something, he's
slips long. But then on the flip side of that,
I use YouTube to learn how to change taps crochet a.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Bean, you know, and you can still do that because
you're an adult.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Now it's popping up in her son's algorithm and he's
sitting there scrolling and he's getting someone changing the taps.
Speaker 9 (32:17):
Yeah, and he's like he's four though, So as he grows,
it's going to be like, oh, well, I'm a single mum,
there's no man in his life. How do we change
a tire? Let's YouTube it. What other video streaming apps
are there out there to allow these things to train
and do things?
Speaker 3 (32:35):
Well, that is a good point, but in that situation
you would ask an adult to go, hey, can you
show me this video?
Speaker 1 (32:40):
The kid only has one adult. Megan's busy, she's at work.
Some of the biggest YouTube accounts are blokes. I forget
the exact name of it, but you know, like my
dad's not here and the guy just teaches you how
to change a tire, how to tire a tire, how
to change a tap, like all of the things that
your dad might teach you how to do with these
have tens of millions of you.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
You know, there's some great things on YouTube. We're not
taking that away.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
We're taking away like the stupid games and things that
the people watch, people playing roadblocks and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
It's just ruining your brain.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Chloe and lugs North, what's your opinion on this YouTube
being included in the social media band cloth.
Speaker 12 (33:14):
Yeah, I'm I'm with Hailey. I I'm not disappointed. I
probably would have if social media was around when I
was a teenager, I probably would have been eaten alive.
My daughter is thirteen. She's got a phone. She's still
got access to messaging all of her friends on like
little messenger groups and stuff, but she's not got TikTok,
(33:34):
she's not got Snapchat and all those kind of apps,
whereas all of her friends have got it. And we've
had a discussion and she doesn't feel like she's missing
out because she hasn't got it.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Are you ready change, Chloe, because I feel like that
will change as they get older and maybe they get
sharing it on Snapchat. What are you going to say
when she goes mum? I actually do think I want Snapchat.
Speaker 12 (33:54):
Yeah, we're not naive to the fact that it's going
to change. We're not naive to that. But I think,
you know, a phone is a big thing, and when
I was growing up, there wasn't camera phones, you know,
so all your stupid stuff that you did there wasn't cameras,
thank god, and people sharing stuff, I know, So you know,
I think just small steps. She's happy with their phone
and you know, taking sly selfies and stuff like that,
(34:17):
but yeah, eventually she will be a teenager, and she
probably will want that, but hopefully she's more mature by
then and can handle Yeah, that's out there so as
much my ten year old. My ten year old will
happily scroll through the stupid YouTube videos and the dumb
voices that drive me Madstand.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
It sounds like the longer you can keep them off
of it, over the it's.
Speaker 5 (34:43):
Gonna happen anyway. But if we can keep them off
for as long as we can, then that's excellent.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Keep the calls coming, Vanessa and Christie's Beach. Your fourteen
year old son is with you right now. Can you
tell us what he said about this?
Speaker 14 (34:55):
He is tay guys. So we're driving to high school Donaldinga,
and he told me that he's pretty sure that the
kids will know to change the vp N address or
the VPN number and to change it to the US,
but then it's not Australian and then apparently they can
get around it like that.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
But surely the people making the rules are smart enough
to know that that's what kids will do, so they'll
have ways around that to block him from doing that.
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Surely, Well, you can't block everything.
Speaker 15 (35:25):
You just then that he has a few other ideas,
but he said about face, if they made it facial
recognition as well, he said, he goes, look Mormin, he
like scrunched up his face, and he goes, I could
literally just do this and it will make me look older.
Speaker 3 (35:40):
You know, if you don't want him on there, would
you tell your kids, Like I'll tell my kids that
if they get caught, they'll go to jail.
Speaker 7 (35:49):
I've already told them that.
Speaker 14 (35:51):
I've already told them, and they're just like, we'll get it.
Speaker 17 (35:54):
We'll get away with it.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
I feel like if smart enough to know how to
use a VPN and pretend that he is buzzed into
Facebook from somewhere in California, he's probably.
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Going to be smart enough to know he's not going
to jail.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I'm going to set up actors that come in and
fly in like a swat team that fly into my house. Guys,
the police are here, and then they get in the
van on the way up to Yeller.
Speaker 10 (36:14):
Far.
Speaker 4 (36:14):
How far are you going with this far?
Speaker 5 (36:16):
All the way?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
I'll spend a week up there, Just kidding.
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Chrisin Olroanella all right.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
YouTube added to the list of things that are going
to be banned for under sixteen year olds as of December.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
What do you reckon as a dad?
Speaker 10 (36:30):
Yeah, I think I think it only work for the
parents that are willing to do it. I think if
if they want their kids to watch it, they will. Personally,
I blame I blame the streaming services to be quite honest,
because unfortunately you've got to pay to watch movies and
sport and everything else. And I believe that it should
(36:50):
all be free to air because as a kid, I
was out training six nights out of seven and the
only time I was ever ever on social media was
if I had a chance after dinner to do it
before bed. Other than that, I was always out and about.
But I could watch I could watch sport and movies
for free on free to air, and it wasn't an issue.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
This is a really good point that I hadn't thought of,
because imagine if that kid that you are saying at
the dinner table or whatever, just do this and distract,
like distract yourself. You can hand them the free to
wear online like if that existed and they just scroll
through it. I'll have a bit of Bluey now, I'll
have a bit of pepper Pig now. Instead of YouTube
where you have the entire Internet at your feet.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Oh yeah, has an idea.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Chris is very smart.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
That's probably why like SBS on demand and the ABC
I view up there may be a little bit safer
and they're free.
Speaker 4 (37:42):
Yeah, they've got a few kids films.
Speaker 5 (37:44):
Now you're onto something, Chris. See, we need a dad
on the show. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
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