FULL SHOW #112: THE WEIRDEST THING HAYLEY DOES WHILE NO ONE IS WATCHING...

FULL SHOW #112:

WE FIND OUT THE WEIRDEST THING HAYLEY DOES WHILE NO ONE IS WATCHING...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Mix one or two point
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
It's number one.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's fun.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh yeah, it doesn't it feel so good? Friday morning
vibes are high. Haley Peers and Max Birfact.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Good morning, And what's up, fluffy jumper?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I know I'm wearing the warmest jumper. This could go
either way today. You know when you wake up in
the morning for a really warm jumper and you're like,
grapes would be so cozy, and then you get all
hot and sweaty underneath.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We're going to get in the fifteen today.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
I'll forgive it out.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
That's by Balmi at the moment. Are you wearing something
under today? I'm wearing a dress under the jumper. Oh
you do you know what happened last night? Maxie not
in your about five twenty. We're at home and I
was like, oh, guys, put channel ten on. I honestly
what Max's hair looks like? You got a haircut today?
So my whole family are sitting there waiting, why no
gather around it wasn't there. Get mom and dad over?

(01:10):
I know my parents. Jimmy, he's been about twenty five years.
Is Jimmy's watch Channel ten? And he's like, is that
Eddy Maguire hosting the news? Where's the girl?

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I was like, oh, ala, because Kate is on maternity
leave Kate Freeman and then yeah, he's.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Currently four weeks into a European extravaganza.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Have got into Instagram and we were like, it looks great.
Austin at thirteen year I was like, yeah, that's exactly
how it should look.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Do you approve?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
That's to be honest, that's the wheelhouse that.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I was playing in.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I know, because it is like a teenage haircut.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, so I've gone the full Lardo Leonardo DiCaprio like nineties. Yeah.
We've been going up for a while. I've been getting
horrific feedback, as you well know, because you've been giving
me some. But now we've reached the point. I've had
the cut yesterday. We're here, this is what it is
and are you happy?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
I think I am, and I think that people are
still going to dislike it, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, do you know what? Don't care? You need to
reinvent yourself.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Was the thirteen year olds like it?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Yeah, I mean I'm wearing a plat today. Oh no,
I'm not with my with my hair tire. I'm wearing
a plat ponytail today. And that's what thirteen year olds
do as well.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
You're wearing just a ponytail.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
No, I know that, I'm putting my plat back incause
my hair's briefy. You should go pigtails anyway, Yeah, start
doing that again today as a forty three year old.
That's not weird.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Pigtails.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
So we're like a backpack and a glow stick as
well and just walk throughund the city.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, carry a brat stole around.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I would do that. Yeah, that'd be anyway. We've got
a massive show today guys, because it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
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Speaker 1 (02:49):
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Speaker 2 (02:54):
Adaight o'clock with the money minute. Should we get straight
into it.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Let's do that. I mean, I'm like talkback radio and
just keep talking. But if we have to play a song,
what's happening in the pastoral regions that's interesting? Give us
a call. All right, I want Mazzie on with us
right now. Mazzi are beautiful news reader. Okay, this one's
for you because I want to know if this has

(03:17):
ever happened to you. I had a moment with a
really hot guy yesterday.

Speaker 6 (03:21):
No.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Husband, the moment. I was driving home. It is the
end of the day. I'd just been to the cameras.
My brain, as you know, was just all over the shop.
I was in another world and I was driving home
and I was going down a backstreet. As I'm going
down a backstreet, there's this car coming towards me, and
I don't look at cars. I look at the people
in the cars. And I can see this man with

(03:45):
a very like chiseled face, with like really nice stubble,
dark hair age i'd say like mid forties right right there.
And I'm like, oh God, he's looking at me. I'm like, wow,
this is weird. Little yeah, a little bit hot, and
he's going towards me, and he starts like waving his hands,

(04:06):
and I'm like, the first thing I think of, Oh
my god, probably got my dress out, hanging out my
car or something.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Stupid on my headlights is out.

Speaker 7 (04:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
So anyway, I'm like, oh my god, he wants me
to stop. This is really weird. So anyway, we get closer,
and as we get closer, we both stop next to
each other and I look across into his green eyes,
his beautiful dark hair, and he's little stubble his nice
T shirt. And I was like, oh, that's my husband.

Speaker 8 (04:34):
Oh my god, Haley, I've done the same thing.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yes I have.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I was.

Speaker 8 (04:38):
I was like seven months pregnant and my husband used
to work at the advertiser in Waymouth Straight, and I
was I was just walking up Waymouth Straight for some
random reason and he my husband's really tall, six foot five.
There's this really big, tall guy.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
And I'm just like, oh, he's a bit of all.

Speaker 8 (04:54):
Right, you know. And then he was a fair way
turns around he's and I'm.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Like, oh my god, that's my husband. Totally winning.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
You put this baby, Like, do pregnancy affect your eyes?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm not sure it does. It's been ten years since
I've been breknant, so not a baby brain.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
How have you not clocked that not only is it
your husband coming the other way, but he's in.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
The other car that is in your driveway.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
What you need to understand is if I saw Jimmy's
car just literally out in the front of our our
station here, I wouldn't be able to tell you what
his car is. That's how clueless I am with cars.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
What goes on?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I don't know what goes on. I think I'm planning
a business. I have three businesses. I'm thinking about business,
and I see my hot husband in the wild, I'm like,
oh damn.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Stand that you're a mog lately.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Oh yeah, jugger nought mate alien. All right, Hello, good morning.
Thanks for waking up with us this morning. And we
know it's hard, it's cold outside, you've got to go
to work, blah blah blah. But right now you can
win one hundred dollar foucher just so Origin.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
We're gonna make it worth you while with this sole
Origin voucher and you get to play a long, cool
game with us, swing and play for you. I've got
Jill Ingaula on my side today morning. Jill Where are
you working today?

Speaker 9 (06:12):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (06:12):
Max? At the Aglai Central Market?

Speaker 1 (06:15):
What do you do there?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Jill?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
What do you do?

Speaker 8 (06:18):
Wait for?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Work at the lollly shop? Yeah? Job it still? I
love the Central Market.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
It's going to be a personal question. But are you
as big as a house? Because if I worked at
the Central Market Lolli shop, I would take home so
many lollies and I would just have all of the
sugar illnesses.

Speaker 10 (06:37):
No, I'm built like a greyhound.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
There you are, speedy girl.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I do like a bit of chocolate, but I don't
work lolly.

Speaker 10 (06:47):
Yeah, get a girl, say that?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
All right?

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Just stay there.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
We're done with lollies out right. Now we're going to
go to my friend Connie and craigmore High.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
How are you going? What's your favorite lolly? Connie?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Good question?

Speaker 11 (07:05):
I love any Alan's lolly.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
So do I. I used to have an addiction. I
eat a whole bag of day Hilopathons are good, but
you can only have one. It's not like.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
They're not don't speak anymore either.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
They got smaller, didn't they did?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Anyway, we're talking soul origin today because you're going to
be buying salad and coffee when you win. I've got Jill,
You've got Connie. It is one note wonder best of
five title and artist Hi Altas mores set.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, I want you to know.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
To rub my.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Title you know?

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh my god, Alta's morisset. It's you want to know?
Or is that right? Okay?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yeah, it's my girl. She's coming around. Kesha TikTok.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I always got Kesha's hair with smell.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah, she looks like it. Oh, this feels like this is.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
The meanes we seed a little bit more.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
I've heard this.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I do you like a ballad?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Slow drum? Oh no, she hasn't got it.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Next, I've played the hook for you, all.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right, keep this, keeping the game hale. You need this
one all right?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Oh, mat I know this one. I love this one.
This is my little girls, my Veronica's kind of f
for rapper.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
What's the name of Okay, well done?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
Told you my mind was good today.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Oh, your girl's gone, Jill's gone. She's hung up on us.
Either way, Jill will get that voucher to you. Does
that mean Connie gets it?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
I don't think that's quite how it works. But we
do love you, Connie.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I hope you have a brilliant Friday. A right, thank you, thanks,
loving you, Connie.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Yesterday I went and got my haircut, which we love
to discuss my hair on this show. We're not talking
about that now. While I was getting the haircut, I
got a cut and a.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Show for my money. What happened?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
So I go to Ada Boy, which is a barber shop,
and the one that I go to is in Henley Beach.
If you have ever been down Henley corner of Military Road,
I Reckon and Marlborough Street, it's a roundabout. It's one
lane streets right next to the Star of the Sea,
the primary school and big glass windows so you can
see everything going on. I'm sitting there yapping away with

(09:50):
my barber about god knows what, and then we hear
a little crash outside the window and I look out
the window and there would be two I'm gonna get
fifty year old women have had a minor fender bender. Yeah,
lady in the rab four has been running to on
the side. She's pretty much stuck blocking off a lane

(10:11):
of traffic and there's a little bit of coolant coming
out the bottom of her car. Yeah, just an annoying thing.
Annoying she gets out and she's stressed and she's holding
her hands to her face, and a couple of the
barbers run out to go and see can we move
the car? Can we help It turns out they couldn't
move the car because it was an automatic and no
one knew how to get.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
To the shift lock button, like, so it was stuck there.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Craft.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
So while that is stuck there, traffic's building up on
either side. Someone's calling, you know, the fire department to
come and help out. There's people standing on the roundabout.
It's a little bit of a chaotic scene, but everyone's fine.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Everyone's like, what are you doing at this point?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
I turn back and get my haircut.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
You're just wearing your cape. I'm wearing a cape waiting
for everyone to save the women.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
There's forty people out there at this point, Like what more?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Can I sit here and look at myself in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Let's make it. I've got to go on TV in
a few hours. TETK time is money. And about five
minutes later, we've all sort of sat there doing nothing,
waiting for the cops to come.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
Here.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Another crash.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Look out the window and this is real. Benny Hill,
a Toyota Corolla coming the other direction has got so
distracted by the car crash that at five k's an hour,
they've pulled up onto the opposite curb like just driving
looking at the car crash. And then once they've realized
they're on the curb, instead of hitting the brake, has

(11:35):
hit the accelerator, driven into a house.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Is everybody okay?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Everyone's fine? This has all happened at sub ten k's
an hour.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
This must be the most dangerous roundabout in Adelaide, more
than decatable terrorists.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
You have full vision. It's like one lane, it's a roundabout.
I'm shocked that anyone ever has an accident. The bloke
that's running to the house, he gets out of the
card have to be like pushing ninety and I feel
like I may have seen the last time he ever
gets behind that wheel.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Sad his family would be so worried about it.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Everyone standing out there that had been directed traffic has
just watched a car by itself drive into a house
and they're just standing there like with their arms outstretched.
What am I witnessing?

Speaker 3 (12:19):
I wonder if this is a daily occurrence out there.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
It was brilliant. I wish they had CCTV show Fringe
down there.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm speaking of the shows. The logis is happening this
week a coffee, the logos are on. There's drama. There's
a lot of logis drama. Yeah, this is going to
affect everything.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
There's people that should be there that aren't coming, and
there's people that have been banned. Yeah, I'm going to
tell you all about it. The Peely's Hot Tea. We
got a bit of Logi's Hot Tea for you. Sunday night.

(12:59):
Logis are happening. I don't know why we are invited,
but we are going to the logis and I am
very stressed about the outfit situation.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
We've been nominated for twenty eight Best Metropolitan Radio. Sure,
it's so exciting against people from Alice Springs.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, I'm I'm writing my speech as right now. Actually,
while we're doing this, Channel ten has confirmed that Robert Irwin, your.

Speaker 4 (13:22):
Mate Bobby not coming.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
What Yeah, he was up for a goal LOGI last year.
Now he's over over in States. Doreen Dancing with the
Stars and car mate.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
The logies not doing another magazine shoot.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah. I feel like if you're a celebrity and you
get nominated. They're all about it, but then if they
don't get nominated, then they don't show.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, that seems fair to me. I'm busy.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
None of the math stars from this year's season were invited.
I reckon that's one of the reasons they go on
Maths and so they can go the logies.

Speaker 1 (13:49):
Give me some more Instagram followers.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, exactly. Despite being nominated for an award, none of
the Real Housewives of Sydney have been invited.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
That seems unfair.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
In there, that's so weird, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Girls play again, why we're going and they're not.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
And last year's block contestants have also been snubbed in
him too, My god, we can't pull out normally. I like,
I'll say yes to an invitation and then go sorry,
I'm sick, I can't come. So we have to go
because they've invited us over a lot of it. Quite
amazing people. Cutest love story of all time. I love
this Liam Neeson, who seventy three is found the love

(14:27):
of his life after the love of his life number
one passed away about sixteen years ago. Pamela Anderson. So
we mentioned this earlier this week, but they're all like
cuddled up together. They're holding hands in the photo that
I'm looking at, but the way they hold hands is
like you and I hold hands, Max. They have one
finger holding each other.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, it's dainty.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
It's very dainty for us.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
It's because we don't actually mean it.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
For them, it actually.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Feels even more powerful because it's just this little, tiny,
dainty hand.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Te I just have to touch a finger and that's all.
That's all that matters. So they met on the Naked
Gun and opened up about the feeling they got when
they both met each other.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
We've never met before, and I remember the thinking, Wow,
she is gorgeous, but she had this wonderful sense of silliness,
just a humanity about her. I don't want to blow
her head up, but it was like I just felt
her ease with her.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
You know.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
She says her healthy muffins and sour dough were a
big hit with him. Oh and his little corduroy suit.
It's so cute. Are okay? Oh? Are you going there
in your brains?

Speaker 2 (15:35):
And Pammy.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
She's good for her, good for both of them. Hey,
you're gonna have to drop that music because we've got
some exciting tour announcers. Kesher is going to be hitting
the Adelaide Entertainment Center. She's back. She hasn't been here
for over a decade. She's doing a show. It's her
Tits Out Tour.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Excuse me yep.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
And then Jimmy Barnes also announced it to her yesterday.
He's celebrating forty years of working class man. He's performing
at Peter Lemon Wines in the Brossa Valley on the
seventh of.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Veb could not have two more Polar Rubbers announced.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Who would you rather go to? Jimmy or Kesher.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
I know that a lot of Adelaide's gonna hate me
for this, but I grew up with this song you.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Like kesh See, I'd be Jimmy all the way brush
for a bottle.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Of dart, but the kaise m oh yeah cash.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
Also, the tour is called the Tits Out Tour.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Yeah, I don't know what that means anyway.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Better go and find out. Pets on Planes is in.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
The news today because virgin Australia has one approval for
people to carry pets on flights.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
See. I love this. We are both dog people like
we love our pets so much, and I love the
fact that you can bring a dog with you, especially
obviously therapy dogs. You need them, right, Yeah, there's a
lot of things I feel like they maybe haven't thought about.
I can't concentrate with this music. I feel like I
need to go to let the dogs out.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
The Baha men, the Baha Men, Baha Eldon Baja men
individually together. They can now travel with pets. By the
end of twenty twenty five, you'll be able to fly
on a virgin flight domestically in Australia, so short flights,
and there'd be two rows designated designated on select flights.
Four people traveling with pets.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
Okay, tell me I have two boxes. No good boxes
are not allowed.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
They are not allowed.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
That is discrimination.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Pets will be required to fit within a pet carrier,
which with the pet in it must weigh still less
than eight kilograms and it must be able to fit
under the plane seat in front.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
So is it a dog if it weighs less than
like you.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
It's like little yappy dogs, that's.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
The thing, yuppie. What happens if they start barking? Like Marge,
my little boxer, she's like eight months old. She is
absolutely obsessed with my undies Like this morning, I went out,
laid my my clothes out, my undis went there because
she'd eaten them. So if she was on the plane,
she would be taking off others. She would go around
and steal other people's underpants and then run down the
aisle like she would be a full menace. She wheeze

(18:00):
every twenty minutes. Like how do they how can they control?
Because every dog's different.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Your dog can't come on the plane, no, but the
being a past so ultimately comes down to the pilot
still at the end of the day has complete authority
over it. They are the ones that can say, so
that dog can't come on that you're gonna snake can't
come on the plane.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Plane ready to go to Melbourne and you're taking your
whole family there. But if the pilot goes, oh nah,
that dog can't come what happens.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Pilot has full discretion at the end of the day.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
So the pilot is literally choosing the dogs that can
come on the plane.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Look, it's not like they're letting a menagerie. It's not
a circus of people rolling in with forty different dogs.
I would imagine at most we maybe have two different
pets on a plane, the pilot will have time to
be like, no, you cannot have your poisonous brown snake
on the plane with us.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
What get the snake thing? But what happens if it
needs to do a we or a pooh?

Speaker 7 (18:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:54):
See, this is a problem. And as you have said,
love my dog. We'd love to travel with my dog.
And I think that he'd be great. You just sit
on my lap the whole time. As much as he's
a big thirty ky, he's so big, but he's a
big lap dog. But some of these dogs yours can't
hold its bladder. Some of them can't stop yapping.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
And they want to do a ZOOMI yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
Cats, some of them look at you really mean, So
if you're sitting behind and they'd be looking through the
seat at you, and they'd be sneering at you, and
that would be off putting share as a non pet
having passenger on that staring at me, there are going
to be many problems with this step in the right direction.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
As much as we love animals, we love them so much.
I would I would put myself in front of a bus.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
For my dog. Really no, because I have children.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
Yeah, I'd like to stay alive. I like my dog,
but you wouldn't do that. You don't have kids. I
guess you have a wife to live for.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Would I end my life for my dogs?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
If my dog is standing in the middle of the road,
I would run and not even think twice to save
his life, try.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
To save him.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
But I'm not perfectly standing going It's me or the dog.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
No, that wasn't the scenario I had in my head.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
You said I would run in front of a bus
and my dog.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
If my dog was standing in front of a bus
on a road and the bus was coming, I would
run into the middle of the road to save her.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Hailey hand matches.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
World famous. All enough of that fun and frivolity. No,
stop laughing, serious stuff now, it's all the truth. We
ask each other questions, deeply personal questions, could be opinions,
could be stories, could dredge up some old memories. Hailey,
I got a question for you today. What's the weirdest

(20:38):
thing you do when no one's watching? You do some
weird stuff in front of us. What do you do
when no one's watching? Because I imagine it gets even weirder.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
I do do a lot of these things. Something that
I do that. I probably feel I shouldn't do. I
know it's not the right thing to do, but I
have very little self control, so I am forced to
do this thing. Is you know when you mean a
little sweetie.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
A fart mate.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
I just need a little sweety after that meal, like
I need something sweet, just a little square of chops, Oh,
just something. And I'm a lolly fiend, like I love
I love lollies. And sometimes this has happened, not just
with lollies, just happened with cheesecake and things like that.

(21:31):
If I can't help myself, I know if it's in
my house, I'll eat it. So I've got a rule
with my husband. Don't buy me lollies. We can't have
lollies in the house because I don't trust myself. But
if they're there and they're open, sometimes I'll put them.
I'll put them in the bin. But that's not enough
because I don't trust myself to go into the bin.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Wait, because you would reach into the bin.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
If I'm desperate for a sweetie.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
You reach into your household bin to get a sweety
back out.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
I just don't trust if it's a clean bin, I
don't trust myself at all. So I get spray and
white and I spray the the said food that I
don't want to eat with that, and then I won't
do it. Sometimes even with like pasta, like I can't
you know, when you have spaghetti. You can't stop eating
spaghetti because it's so good and the text to going
down your throaties are so good. Sometimes I add so

(22:23):
much chili because I know I won't eat it, but
my husband.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Will because otherwise you won't be able to control yourself.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Sometimes. Yeah, you know when you're just like because I'll
get to a point where I'm busy and I've forgotten
to have lunch and then I'm all of a sudden
instant starving and you have to have something, and then
you start eating it. Then you can't stop, so a
little bit of self I bat it with self control.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I didn't realize that you had such an addictive issue,
like to some of these sweets.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Yeah, I've actually grown out of that the lolly phase,
because I've had I have, I've forced myself not to
have them some heaps better now with lollies. I can
see a bag of lollies and not have to have one.
I don't have constant battles in my head, like just
have one, just have one? You just want that little
pineapple right there.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Has this been something that you've done for a long time?

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, yeah, I don't remember doing it with a cheesecake
once when I was like a teenager and I have
a little slice and then I go, oh, it's still there,
and another little slice a.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
Slither sprain white. So if you put it in the bin,
it's not enough to go in the bin. You've got
a sprain wipe it.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Yeah, because I don't trust myself.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
So you've eaten out of the bin before?

Speaker 3 (23:26):
No, No, I don't think I've eaten out of a bin,
but I I know my capability. Have you never done this?
Have you never? Can? You obviously have all the self
control in the world.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Don't you make This isn't about me vague like high
and mighty. This is about me not eating out of bins.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
All right? Can we put it out there? Weird things
you do when no one's watching? Yeah, have you got something?
I mean, do you do what I do? That's okay,
you can call him with that story. But if you've
got other stuff, we'd love to hear.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
We're in the wall of truth. We are talking about
the weirdest thing you do when no one's watching?

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Because Haley Pearson, what do you do when no one's watching?

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Well, sometimes when I have no self control, when you're
just really desperate for a little sweetie, I don't trust myself,
Like I can't just have one lilly, I'll eat the
whole bag. So sometimes I put it in the bin.
But I don't trust myself even in the bin, so
I spray it with spra and wire throw it safe space.
I know it's wasteful, doesn't matter. People are judging me,
and I'm sorry. I don't do it often.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
After yourself, we like it, So call us thirty one
o two through the weirdest thing that you do when
no one's watching?

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Jenna in Evanston Gardens. What do you do?

Speaker 10 (24:38):
Hey, guys? Well, it's pretty well embarrassing within my head.
But I'll be in the car with my friends and
I've seen them put the key in their own ignition,
and I'll just tell them they need to instantly stop
the car. Stop the car, and they're freaking out and they're.

Speaker 7 (24:57):
Like, what's going on, what's going on?

Speaker 10 (24:59):
And then I'll reach over change the key because it's
facing the wrong way.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Oh is this an OCD thing?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
What do you mean facing the wrong way? What is
the right way for the key to going into the
car works? It's the right way, isn't it?

Speaker 10 (25:15):
Well, especially if they're driving my car. Sorry, if I've
been intoxicated, they have to be my sober driver. But
the first time I've ever like jumped in my car,
if I had the lock and the unlocked buttons facing
me when I put the key in right, So it
always has to go that way.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Do you think if that doesn't happen, something bad will happen?
Is that how you're putting with them? Yeap, Okay, I'm
saying this is something.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
This is a weird thing that Jenna does when no
one's around, and it's now become such a problem for
it that she does it when people are around.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yep, I love it. Thank you for sharing. You made
me feel better about myself.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Jenna, keep it coming. Thirty one two three. We've got
one hundred dollars food land about chet. What's the weirdest
thing you do when no one's watching? The Wall of
Truth question? Hailey has a strange way to deal with
some cravings just you know, when you're.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Really desperate a little bit something sweetie after dinner, you
just like just need something sweet just to give me energy.
And sometimes I'll go for a bag of lollies or
maybe be a cheesecake or something, and I'll have a
little bit, but I don't I know, I don't want
all of it because I want some self control, but
I have none, So then I'll have to put it
in the bin. But if I put it in the bin,
I don't trust myself, So then I have to.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Spray it with spray and white yeah, because Haley knows,
you know what, I might still eat that out of.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
The yeah, and I won't if it's got spray and
wife on it. Surprise, surprise.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
That's good. It's nice to have limits.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Gavin Westlakes, what do you do when no one's watching?

Speaker 9 (26:36):
So I grow facial hair really really quickly, and I
don't want the shaving for it, probably like maybe once
a month, and I always do it when the missus
is out of town. Well that just at work. And
when I do it, I shave about four or five
times throughout the whole day so I can see different
characters through my facial head, and.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I love that. Which is your favorite character?

Speaker 9 (26:55):
So like I always start like the big mutton chops
and the goaty and then there's the chopper mustache and
it gets smaller and smaller, and it's almost like I'm
taking like fake id photos. It's just kind of a
stupid thing I.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Like to do.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
Really fine.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Yeah, no one else.

Speaker 9 (27:07):
Sees me do it, but it's fine.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Gab. The final boss and the final bit that you
might shave would be a mustache. And there's a very
famous let's call it a Charlie Chaplin mustache, which was
then taken on by a famous dictator. Do you ever
do that little mustache in the middle of your nose
at the end of your shave?

Speaker 9 (27:27):
Well, I specifically didn't want to say that one, but no,
you're right, I do a Charlie Chaplin. Yeah, Charlie Chaplin
is what I.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Do, just to see what it would look like.

Speaker 1 (27:36):
I wonder if that will ever come back into vogue.
I doubt it.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
This week. Before we wrap this up, can you do you?
Can you admit something that you do? Sure? What do
you do? Save space? Gave shared something there? I get it.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
What do I do around the house and no one's watching,
I assume that everyone does it. But yeah, you pick
your nose everyround then, don't.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
I love a good yeah, yeah, especially when you be
like out, like like in the Flinders Ranges.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Day and you just pull it out and it's like
a little bit flat black and dusty, like you know what,
that's better out than in.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, And I don't have a tissue on me.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I don't carry a hanky because I'm not nine hundred
years old, so sometimes I just have to pick. I'm
not going to Bushman's IRX.

Speaker 4 (28:22):
I'm not playing Oh no, that's gross. Is no other
way to get it out.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I get it. I think we're all on the same
page for that.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
I love a good old gouge. Our producer, Luke, what's
the thing you do when no one's watching? I sniffed
my fingers.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
I like, it's like I feel like it's like a
hygiene thing, like if no one's like around, I was
just like have.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
A quick little like of my fingers just fell like
it's all clean.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I don't know what are you hoping?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
Is like the hands sou but nice lovely things like
I don't know, fingers are like they touch everything.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
We said, this is a judge free zone, but we're judging.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
With Luke.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
All right, Hey, coming up next, let's put Hayley's lack
of willpower when it comes to a sweety little treaty
to the test.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah, so you said your favorite sweeties were lollies and cheesecake.
I have one of those things here, and I.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
Have You're just gonna watch me eat like a weirdo.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Have some bins.

Speaker 3 (29:14):
You're gonna put cheesecake.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
In a bin, varying levels of bin. Have you got
some spray and white?

Speaker 2 (29:19):
I want to see what happens right now. The thing
everyone in this room has a journalism degree for.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Yeah, this is why we do it.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I just said to the boys, I don't know why
I'm doing this job. I'm about to do something disgusting
and you're making me do it and everyone is gonna laugh.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Well, no, you don't have to. So that's the thing.
This is free choice. You have free choice here. We
asked Haley in the Wall of Truth, what is the
weirdest thing you do when no one else is watching?
And you admitted to having a bit of an issue
being addicted to Lolly's and cheesecake. Having need of a sweetie.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
Yeah, it's a little sweetie.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
And when you can't, when you don't want to eat anymore,
you put it in the bin. But you don't trust
yourself to not eat it out of the bin, so
you spray and wipe the cheese.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
And white or I'll put chili all over it. Yeah,
I know it's wasteful, and I don't do it often.
It's fine, but you know, when you're so desperate for
that sweety and you love.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
It, it will compost up fine.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
And look what you've got in front of me. Yeah,
so I'm a pig that can't help herself.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
I want to who.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Brought Haley to the trough. I want to put it
to the test.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
We've been to our good friends at the O'Connell Street
Bakery and they have whipped up a nice little busk
cheesecake for a little top center luffy. That middle looks.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
What do you want me to do with it?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
I've cut up into three pieces and I just wanted
to see how much you love a little sweety. So
it's going to be three levels of how much Hailey
loves the sweety. Okay, first level, I'm just going to
put do I get.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
To eat some of this. Yep, I'm not eating a
whole water.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
You have the spoon seven in the morning. This little
bit here, I'm just going to put just in the
recycling bin, so it's just st all paper in there.
There's a just right thing in there. Would eat it.
Look how good that cheesecake is.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
It's just your just right as well, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
I'm the only one that puts that in there.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
I probably would have a little bit.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Just read it.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
As good, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
That's fine. I think I would eat out of there.
I will added, I'll eat the leftovers if you don't
second level taste, Eggy, second level of cheesecake. And I
picked this little bit up here, and I wanted to know,
would you eat five second rule? A little bit of
cheesecake off the floor?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
You put it? I'm not going to eat off off
the floor.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
No, five second rule.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
I'm not going to eat the part that touches the floor.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Okay, I'm just gonna put this down. I just want
to see what happens in the wild.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
It's a big old chunk of cheesecake the floor.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
Oh my god, it is a waste.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
It is a waste. It's a waste. I get that.
This is mean Haly. To be honest, I would have
been in the same boat as you for the first
two I love cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
Okay, great.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
The final level of would you eat the cheesecake out of.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
I have the journalism degree, the.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
World famous game. I'm going to put this cheesecake in
the actual rubbish bin.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
I'm not doing that. That's gross.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
No spray and white so in there at the moment,
we've got there's your yogurt from this morning. There's a
little bit of wheat, bis, there's a container, some plastic.
You've drawn a line.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
It's just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
I'm not you're recording a video. If you guys weren't here, maybe, but.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
I'm not eating it from the bin.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Tell me how good the cheesecake was. Are you gonna
eat it from the fe Tell me how good it was?
It was great.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
It's exactly how you like it.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
I love cheese.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I know you do.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Cheesecake's my favorite thing in the world. We'll go on,
I'm going to eat it out of the bitch.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Okay, can we film this please? Oh my god, Max
is putting his spoon in the bin, the dirty bin
with all my yogurt stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
It's our breakfast that's in the bin already.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
I've already eaten that, solious. You're going to get some
from that.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Going back for seconds, it's a bask cheesecut.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
You gotta actually, oh yeah, it's in the being rummaging
around that is disgusting and I'm judging you, and I
have changed my thoughts on you.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Now, spray and wipe it, mate, How do you someone
got some spraying wipe in here? Maybe Haley was on
those Max Delicious.

Speaker 12 (33:32):
Ten questions sixty seconds a thousand dollars Alien Max's money minute.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, get them all right, Win that thousand dollars and
you will be laughing all the way to the bank,
just like Ben was yesterday Blame Trees and Cheap Wine,
both songs by Cold Chisel. I mean, we know the
answer is pretty good for the last one day't we.
My state that say Pole operates in is South Australia.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Ben, You're won a thousand dollars.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
That's awesome, Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Yeah, Benny, all right, Maybe Carmela can be just like Benny. Hi, Hi,
how are you good?

Speaker 1 (34:13):
What are you going to like if you win this money,
which is obviously a lot of money, are you're going
to struggle to spend it? Or do you think spending it?

Speaker 6 (34:21):
I'll be all right.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Okay. If you're nervous, I'm sensing your voice. You're nervy. Okay,
don't be nervous. Let's do some of the la mons
breathing together.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
What's the moon's breathing?

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Do you know we have a baby in movies? There? Yeah,
just do that, Camella.

Speaker 10 (34:38):
I think I will be We're right. That can be
like yesterday, Yeah, yes, today.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
We can do that. Hey, you want to you want
to read the rules? Yeah, I'll do the rules all right.
We have to accept your first answer, Carmela, and if
you pass on a question, we'll just come back toward
the end.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Hi, Carmella, let's do it your money minute sixty seconds starts.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Now?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
What month is it?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
August?

Speaker 4 (35:02):
French fries are made from what vegetable?

Speaker 10 (35:04):
Oato?

Speaker 1 (35:05):
Who the crows playing tonight?

Speaker 9 (35:07):
Awthorn?

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Is those you cat a viral cat?

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Or is she a singer?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Say that again?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Does your cat? Is it a cat or a singer?

Speaker 10 (35:17):
A finger?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
How old is Elton?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
John? Go ju?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Jang is typically los used in which Asian cuisine. Half
name the instrument that measures the speed in your car Gail,
who is known as Oprah's best friend. What's her last name?
In What state?

Speaker 4 (35:40):
Is Charter's towers?

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Found in Who plays tests in Freaky Friday?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
How old?

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Elton John?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Go?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Ju jang is typically used in which cuisine Japanese? Who
plays tests in Freaky Friday?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
You are very good at general knowledge?

Speaker 7 (36:08):
You are you didn't get the last one?

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Well, no, no, no, you got you got some money though.
All right, let's start with the top one month, is it?
That's a toughie, August.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
It actually was the toughest because pitching a punch for
the first day of the mark no returns.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
French fries are made from what vegetable potato? The crows
are playing Hawthorne tonight? Joja Cat is a singer Elton
John seventy eight? Well done, You got that right? That's
hard name the instrument that measures your speeding a car speedometer.
Gail King is Oprah's bestie and Charter's towers. How the

(36:41):
hell do you know that? That's in Queensland? Great guest
who plays tests in Freaky Friday? She's made a resurgence,
She's come back after a little bit of time off.
Jamie Lee Curtis.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Yeah, that's right, which Japanese? Great? Guess it is what
it is?

Speaker 3 (37:04):
Excellent?

Speaker 1 (37:04):
Thank you? Oh you were good, well done. Enjoy that
heading into your weekend. We'll play again next week Monday.

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Yeah, but guys, no, no, we're going to play again
next week for special reasons.

Speaker 7 (37:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
I know, but I've got an idea. What I haven't
I haven't flagged this with the boss, but oh we've
talked about have we not told him? Can we? Can?
I say it now?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah? Why not?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Say?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Okay, I'm going all hot and sweaty, you're doing this.
I feel like at the moment, the cost of living
is so full on, everyone is struggling, and a thousand
dollars excellent, Like it's so good. But what about if
we gave a beautiful listeners the opportunity to win ten
thousand dollars the.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
Ten thousand dollars money?

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yeah, imagine can we do like literally, can we do that?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I don't know if we can do it.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
I'm going to do it.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
We're going to do it.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
We're gonna We're saying it now. Next time we play
the Money Minute, it's going to be ten thousand dollars
on the line all next week. Oh my god, I'm
a hot and sweatycause's probaly gonna out of our pay.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
But that's okay, And it's hire week ten thousand dollars. Yes,
Monday to Friday. Next week at eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
At eight o'clock, you can win ten thousand dollars with
the Money four. It's never been done before in the
history of radio for at least two years.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
It's never been done before.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Where you are? Is this okay? But I don't care
if you say no, We're going to do it back
and I agree.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
We've decided we're doing it.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Is where Monday ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Lean over there, all right?

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Ten k week with the Money Minute. You get ten
questions right in sixty seconds. You win ten thousand dollars
every day next week you set it on the radio.
It's as good as in writing. Now we'll go get
approval from the boss. At nine o'clock. TV Royalty from
Channel seven. Sonya Krueger and Lynn mcgrange are both up
for a gold loggie on the phone right now, Hello, lady, Hi.

Speaker 7 (38:59):
Hi, God.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
We are pumped for this, and for different reasons for
both of you.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Sonya, you're up for rewards all the time because she's
one of the queens of TV, and in taking the
front row this week gold LOGI favorite.

Speaker 7 (39:13):
Oh look, it's just all a bit bewildering, to be honest,
I'm just kind of exhausted. If you know, whatever happens
on Sunday night, I'll be I'll have face planted my
soup and I'll be drowning in my super sleep because
I'm so absolutely wicked. I'm just very grateful to be

(39:35):
in amongst such wonderful women. I'm proud to be the
oldest by a long shot. And it's great. There's only
one bloke.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Poor Hamish. He's got no change. Because you're both up
for the award. This is a normal thing. You would
have written a speech just in case. Right, you've written
your speech, who do you practice the speech on, Sonya?

Speaker 11 (39:54):
Because I gave such a dud speech one year, I
decided to outsource it. So I've actually had Sean mcculuff
write a speech for me just in case. Like you said,
Lin's the favorite, and I'm totally expecting Linn to win
in the event that something weird happens and the long shot,
because I think I'm the outside min I'm right, I'm

(40:16):
I was like eighteen dollars. I'm putting ten bucks on.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Myself, so put money. And she's sitting at home with
six thousand different email accounts logging into vote for herself.

Speaker 11 (40:30):
Anyways, I'm to write this speech. It's in a sealed
envelope and he's just written on the front of it,
I dare you.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
It's funny you mentioned speeches because our friend Julia Morris
was with will and Woody the other day. She's also nominated,
and she's got like an unhinged plan for if she wins.
In her speech, she's going to say I'm open to
stop taking my ADHD medication and she's going to do
the speech off of her meds what she said. So

(40:59):
we were wondering if we could issue you. It's a
very small challenge, but like the whole of Australia might
appreciate it, one little tiny thing if you could slip
it into these speeches if you want, We're.

Speaker 3 (41:10):
Going to be in the audience and we'll know if
you do it or not.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Right Okay, Lynn, if you win, we would love it,
and we think that our listeners would be right behind
you if you could stand there at some point during
the speech and hold a fist up and say Lenny
for the winning.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Seriously, it's funny you say that because my publicist has
printed t shirts and it looks like, I don't know,
kind of a brady bunch of Irene hairdoos with with
me in the middle, and the tagline is Linn for
the flip and wins, Yes, leave.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
For the winning. Not making that out, I think that's it. Yeah, okay, excellent.
What do we got for Sonya?

Speaker 4 (41:56):
I mean, Sonya's Yours is very easy.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
I'm sure you've heard it a thousand times before, Sonya.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
But when you win at eighteen to one, not only
will you be celebrating with Sewan's speech and a lot
of money you've won. We just were wondering if you
would be able to working on your Sonya at all.
On Sonya, that was the.

Speaker 11 (42:12):
Campaign from twenty twenty twenty three, but this year publicity
came up we bring it on son Except it looks
like when you look at the piece, it looks like
bring it on.

Speaker 7 (42:22):
Son Sonya's man has Sonya had a sex change, Wow,
you would.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Be a very handsome man Sonya grooger.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
I think you can work it.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Okay, girls, I really just want to know what you're wearing.
What what's the plan? Because I don't know what I'm
going to wear yet, and I need to know what
you're wearing.

Speaker 7 (42:44):
I won't get run over in what I'm wearing.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Little traffic cone number leek okay, Lenny.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
And it is very it'll be very bright because I
like colors. I'm not a black or white girl.

Speaker 11 (42:56):
The designer is an Adelaide is from Adelaide. Lin l
Cale is a Linn la carle Is. I'm sure he
is from Adelaide. And it's a beautiful. It is a
really beautiful dress. Oh it too showstopper, it is. I
can't sit down in it. I can't go.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
That's the issue. I'll stand for this bit. All good.

Speaker 7 (43:18):
You've got to be able to go to lose song.
You don't know ut I.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Oh my god, that is so good. Lean is worried
with her fashion about getting UTIs because of the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
I totally get that look.

Speaker 7 (43:35):
And somebody should invent a LOGI she wi. I don't know,
sparkly gold, all of that and you can carry it
in with your handbag.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Do you know what? I might get some made up
before Sunday and I'll hand you one when I see
you on the red carpet.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Channel seven superstars both up for the Gold Loggie, Sonya Krueger,
Lynn mcgrange a legends of the TV industry and Lenny
for the Winnie with that fist up and on your Sonya.
We want to see it win and if you win,
all right, Thank you guys.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
Thank you so mad.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
Give me a lot of scream. Why's scream?

Speaker 1 (44:15):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
This is slow flat for each year and actually coming
to Adelaide.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Thank you mate, Love you're not going to act anyone.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
It's the loop to a hitting Adelaide Oval in March
next year. All this week we've had your free tickets to.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Get there, all right, and right now we're about to
give away another double path why not to me? Ka
Man Barker. How are you feeling this morning?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
So excited for making your big ed gal? I imagine
what is it about and that you like?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Oh his music is just amazing, absolutely amazing.

Speaker 11 (44:47):
We missed out.

Speaker 8 (44:48):
Last time, so this time we're definitely going.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Okay to get there, though there are a few rules.
Have you been listening since six thirty? Yes?

Speaker 7 (44:56):
Every single morning?

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Okay, you would have collected at six point thirty?

Speaker 4 (45:01):
The number six? Is that in your phone number?

Speaker 7 (45:04):
It is?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
What about two?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Yep?

Speaker 4 (45:08):
At seven point thirty we said three.

Speaker 3 (45:11):
That one's in there too, And have you got an
eight in your mobile number? Yes?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh my goodness, cheering Tamika, Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (45:27):
No worries, so exciting.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
He is one in a million. Oh, it's going to
be absolutely mind blowing to see him live.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
What do you need to say?

Speaker 3 (45:37):
What song?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
What song is going to get you on someone's shoulders
to make.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
Her literally all of them? I don't think there's a
song that he does that I don't love to sing
along to. It's true, he's got a lot of beggers.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
This one's going to go nuts.

Speaker 11 (45:51):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Are you going to take Tamka my partner?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
Well, my mom's going to be upset, but I don't
pick her and she's probably listening right now, but we're
gonna have to get another ticket both fingers crossed. Otherwise
she's going to be pretty disappointed to have to babysit.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Would you like to give an official apology to mum
right now? Tomita, sorry Mum, Oh your poor bos suck.
Did Mama's to make his day with her partner going
to wed Cheron?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
Well done to makes thank you so much?

Speaker 2 (46:22):
All right? That is how Max's ed said. Just keep
it mixed. We'll probably have more tickets before he actually
gets to town. We just have a chat before with
Gold Logi nominees Sonya Krueger and lyn Na Granger and
the girls the Goals got chatting about dresses and how
you do little send things.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
You guys have no idea how hard it is to
go to the toilet when you're wearing a formal dress.

Speaker 8 (46:40):
No.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Well, I'm learning that Lynn in particular is quite concerned
about how she's going to do wheeze at the logo.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
She said that she's going to get the uti. I
have something that is excellent that I have preprepared, and
I'm going to share it with you next. Allright, You
know when you're so busting but there's nowhere to wi
and maybe you're in an uncomfortable position and you can't
if you have a story thirteen one or two three?
Where did you get caught needing to Do a week
because we're just talking to Lyn McGranger.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
Lin favorite for the Gold Logi this week, Sonja Kruez
on your Krueger, and they're both a little bit concerned
as they head into the logis you're going.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
To be You don't understand. You don't know what it's
like to be. First of all, you're not just in
that tight dress. Under the dress, we have those big
bridget joones sucky inny undias, right. The skims, yeah, the skims.
But and the biggest no no is when you're at
a formal event and you try and you're busting for
a Wii, you bring a friend in you they normally
under your zip. But then what you don't do girls,

(47:36):
and this happens a lot, is you don't pull those
little like bike pants to the side. You take them
off because if you pull it to the side, things
can go everywhere. You're going to get we It's messy.
And then you if you go back to your dinner
and you know that you've got wee on your left,
completely understand it.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
We want to hear from you, so they don't want
two three Where did you get caught needing to do
a Week? Just can't help it.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
I just now's the time the worst t sh in
Blair atho, wats your story?

Speaker 11 (47:58):
Okay, basically doing traffic control.

Speaker 9 (48:01):
I needed to go, and when you need to go,
you've got to go.

Speaker 10 (48:04):
And it was late at night.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
I pulled up at the petrol station and I'm like,
I only need to go to this twiler. I'm busting
denied access and I'm like.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
I'm so sorry, I gotta go.

Speaker 11 (48:14):
I did it right the front of the service station.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
I'm like, see what in your pants? What did you squat?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
No?

Speaker 9 (48:21):
No, I squatted.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I be it.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
I get it. When you are desperate, it feels like.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
You want to die. Hang on, is this you say?
In front of a service station? Have you gone to
like a tree or something?

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Or are you like no, not on.

Speaker 11 (48:33):
The door stairs, just around the side, in the front
of it where everyone can see. And it was like
nobody around. So I'm just like, look, you're denying me
access to a toilet. I'm just going to be wherever.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
Oh no, I'm going so there's no stopping out and
I'm not beeing my pants.

Speaker 3 (48:48):
But a lot of times I've been in the other
lady card I've been on my way to your peninsula
or Robe or Kanger Island, and I've been on the
side of the road just pulling my pants down because
there's no toilets and those long stretches y car, yeah,
and I go Lauren, don't look, don't look, and then
I do it, and then she'll come out and scheming
or something, or we or my sunglasses something happened, or a.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Bloke and a semi trailer come far and.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Gives you.

Speaker 9 (49:11):
When it gets suck in traffic.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Exactly, Melissa in Aberfoyle Park. Where did you get caught
needing a Wii?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Well, this was like many many years ago.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
I was a teenager at the time and I went
to the Sky Shape for the.

Speaker 7 (49:26):
First and only time.

Speaker 10 (49:28):
Big mistake, huge mistake, Yeah, Adelaie sky Show.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
And what I was like, the problem was I really.

Speaker 10 (49:38):
Really really really needed to toilet, like really really badly.
And if anyone who's been to the sky.

Speaker 7 (49:43):
Show knows, you know that those porter pots are the worst.
If you can get to it.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Well, there's like sixty thousand people. They're using three dunnies,
that's right.

Speaker 7 (49:55):
So it was dark, it was not long between shows
or whatever.

Speaker 9 (50:00):
I can't quite remember. So I found a car park.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Oh yeah, at cars It literally was.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
They were like it was like a weird diagonal parks.
I was able to.

Speaker 10 (50:12):
Hold onto the fenders because there was nothing I could
lean on.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Like you stood there like a man.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
She didn't want to blast off. Yeah, it was a forceful.
We should be holding it in for a That.

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Feeling is so good when you let it out. Melissa.
Are you the reason that sky show ended because they
caught you?

Speaker 7 (50:30):
They may have. I didn't even think of that.

Speaker 10 (50:33):
They actually could have.

Speaker 7 (50:34):
There would have been cameras everywhere because it wasn't.

Speaker 9 (50:36):
A car park.

Speaker 10 (50:37):
I'm pretty sure it was across the road from a pub.

Speaker 7 (50:40):
It was. It was a dark corner and.

Speaker 11 (50:43):
There were there were people walking everywhere.

Speaker 10 (50:46):
It could honestly be, but that could be the reason
why I'm so shy in public.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
You do it once and that'll that'll go go, Melissa.
That is that is very very well. One more?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Okay, type one more? Yeah, all right, let's.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Go one more. Michelle's called in. Michelle, you're a flight attendant?
Can you please give me a flight attendant wiiing story?

Speaker 6 (51:08):
Hi, Haley and Max, Well, it's not actually a wing story.
It's coooing story. I was an international flight tenn at
once and we were flying to Hong Kong and a
lady couldn't wait for the toilet.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Oh, so what happened?

Speaker 6 (51:24):
So in the middle of the aisle she pulled down
her pants and did the number two.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
She did not and it was.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
And it was during service, so there was bar cuts
either side of her, and she pulled her pants back
up and went and sat down out of protest.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Was this person a child?

Speaker 6 (51:40):
No, she just couldn't The toilets were full. She couldn't
wait for the toilet, so she did it in the
middle of the isle. And when we asked her why,
she said, couldn't wait, couldn't wait.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Did she make people aware of it?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Did she try to clean up?

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Did she apologize?

Speaker 7 (51:54):
No?

Speaker 6 (51:54):
No, we just put a blanket over it and keep going.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Oh my god, disgusting. I would be that airline. Okay,
if you are relate to this story, this is one
for the girls. If you are desperate and when desperate
times happened, may happen, and I have something that will
fix everything. All right. You go to toilet and you're

(52:21):
a girl and you're in a public place and there's
no toilets. I have something for the biggest giveaway we've
ever given away or mix is about to happen. Just
FYI ten thousand dollars. But this is something even bigger
and we're doing it right now. Sonya Krueger and Lynn McGranger,
we're just on our show. They go to the to
the Logis.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
On Sunday, both nominated for the Gold and they.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Did point out one factor that only a woman would understand.

Speaker 11 (52:45):
It's a show stop for it is I can't sit
down in it.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
You've got to be able to go to the loose. Son,
You don't know ut And somebody should invent a logis
she weeed?

Speaker 3 (52:59):
Great idea because theress is going to be too tight
and too hard to get out, And that is so true.
It's something that women don't really talk about. But I
would love that if you would love your very own
shei we FLEXI coluse Now I'm thirteen one or two
three because I've just ordered too many online and I
have a bunch of them on my desk. Yeah, okay,
thirty one, two three.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
We'll do a wee give away to finish the show.

Speaker 3 (53:22):
On the front. Have you if you haven't heard of
a shi wi. These are the things that you put
against yourself so a woman can stand up to we
like we can live our dream like you guys do.
And you take it for granted that you get to
stand and aim at whatever you want to. But we
can't open it up. No aim Let me have a look.
Fun and freedom, comfort and convenience. That's what it is. Okay,
I can't open it.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
You open that up.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
I'm going to have a look at a couple of
the instructions on the back under your trousers. Push the
underwear to one side, place to she wee gently against
your body with the outlet pipe directed away. Then you
aim it away from your feet into the toilet or
a container.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Oh my god, so long.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
There's a little tip here if your che wee's live
ladders have your gunly it's about thirty centimeters long.

Speaker 3 (54:04):
Okay, okay, now that.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
You've seen it in the flesh, can you imagine it
on the flesh?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Yes? I know how it works. Now, this is unbelievable.
What's the one for? They got sizes for people? My
size one? Is that a small or large?

Speaker 1 (54:20):
Which one do you need?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
I don't know. Okay. So these are excellent if you're
like doing big road trips, like we had people calling
before having to do wheeze on the side of the
road and out the front of servos. Now we have
your own chiweed and it's mixed branded. I'm going to
put a sticker on it. Put a sticker on it.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
There's some tips on the back of it. Practice in
the shower to find the best position for you is
one of the tips. Make sure the wind is at
you're back. Let's give some away thirty one or two three?
Who wants a shi we.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Does wind affect it when you're aiming at something in
the wind?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Comes?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (54:50):
Move it around?

Speaker 1 (54:50):
The saying don't piss into the wind is made from
men pissing into the winds.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
Say that sorry, Sue in Shadow Park? Would you like
a sia wee?

Speaker 6 (55:02):
I sure would, Okay.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
So why do you need a schi wee.

Speaker 6 (55:07):
Because I've had to use apple juice jars before. Are
you in.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
The car with anyone else when that happens?

Speaker 9 (55:22):
Yes, my daughter thought I was going to.

Speaker 3 (55:24):
Say, your your poor daughter. That are so embarrassing, mom,
not a guest.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
So you've got one. You've got to she We will
send out a mixed branded seaweed to you, Michelle and
on Caprina Hills.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Do you need one of these? Michelle?

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Oh my god. Yes.

Speaker 13 (55:35):
We go camping and the amount of size, amount of
times is that's on farther road and you know you've
got to pee between the two doors, but there's trucks
flying by and then animals and it's like, oh yeah,
definitely need one.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
This isn't so fun liberating for you, Michelle to have
this because essentially it becomes an extension, so you don't
have to do like the squat down to aim. You
just can stand there like a bloke and direct it
in a direction.

Speaker 11 (56:00):
Oh that sounds brilliant.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
Everyone you see me with my back to a tree,
then you know what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Max, Michelle, all yours. Let's go one.

Speaker 3 (56:15):
Week Rachel in Monopara. Would you like a schi Wei
we you can? I just say we've been giving away
edge here and tickets all week and we have never
had this amount of calls before wanting she weeds. How
many do I have? I think I've got another twenty
if you want one? Or Ben slightly too.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
Yeah, so you can bend it around corners. It's like
a willy.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
This is excellent. Okay, I'm going to bring these to
the Logis too and give them out to all the actresses.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
We have some spears, so we're going to give one
to Lynn. We're going to give one to Sonya Krueger
because we know that they've had some issues.

Speaker 4 (56:49):
And let's find a few others that might need them.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
They have more uty Let's give some to Michelle Murphy
and she can give them away with the trip of
Day to La a Wizard, Day to Elfe. All right, hey,
we are forty seven seconds away from NonStop music. Have
an amazing Friday, have a brilliant weekend. We're going to
be live from Sydney on Monday morning for our Logis after.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Party, Yes with no sweep, can't wait.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
I'm going to bed at eight o'clock on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (57:14):
No, you're not. Dinner doesn't start until night and the
after party starts at eleven.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I'm going to be a mess, aren't I?

Speaker 2 (57:20):
All the hot gas from TVs night and nights We'll
see you then.

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Bye, blah blah,