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SNEAKING THINGS THROUGH AIRPORT SECURITY..HAVE YOU DONE IT? MAX HAS!!

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning, Adelaides Number
one for fun Man.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
This week felt like a month, but we are here
Friday morning, Pierce and Max perfect.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
This week has been a real I just yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm looking at your face usually like bubbly.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, I'm actually just shocked. I've just opened my Instagram,
but I've seen this thing I want to show you.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
It's a twenty eight year old woman who has aged
beyond recognition due to pregnancy. Can I just did you
see this?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You saw it?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Show me?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Okay, that's her, like, beautiful twenty eight year old girl.
Right then she gets pregnant and has the baby, and
she looks like one hundred year old boxer. It's been
punched in the face twenty seven times today she does.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
She looks like she looks like the most stereotypical grew
up in like the Chinese realms.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, away.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
From society, society and civilization. Yeah, and she's one hundred and.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Ages and she's so weathered and her everything is blown up,
like look at her nose. Everything happened to her. So
it's a side effect from being pregnant.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Like being stung by bees.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Just it looks like that, doesn't It looks like she's pregnant.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
Nicholas cage like b helmet on?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:41):
Is it Nicholas cage? Maybe I got back mee and
big nipples, but I didn't get it. I should look
like this of the backs of the bakne.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Do you want to get you like the back?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:52):
God, I don't want to see.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
A bit of.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah, it's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Anyway, if you are pregnant, it all goes back to
normal afterwards.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Don't worry about those big nipples, and if you like.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
Me, never have to worry about getting pregnant. Good for us,
we can play Battle of the sexes.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yo, man yayh.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
That sucks for her?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
How you today? You know every caller has been getting
Royal Electro Family passes. It's coming back in like two weeks.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
They're so excited show soon. Did I tell you this yesterday?
This is something that I love about the Royal Show.
I know you just found this out and they started
it last year that they do for an hour.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Did I tell you this yesterday?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I don't know, but I really hope that you did,
because you tell us something yesterday.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
You know, for one hour, it's a sensory hour and
they tron off all the lights, all the sound, everything,
everything goes quiet, so families with kids with sensory issues
can come and enjoy the show.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Do the carneis change as well?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (02:49):
Right this way, right, this way one. They're just like this.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
They don't even talk. It's silent.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
So when you go at those hours, you go, what's
happened is a polgne But no, it's for sensory issues,
and that amazing.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Let's get your family passes to the Royal Let Show
all morning you call. Actually, we'll all right now hey
thirteen one O two three one note wonder we'll play
it next and we'll give you tickets.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Oh, wouldn't you like some coffee right now?

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Actually?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
If I won the fifty dollars in Peter's bake House voucher,
would buy pies.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Pies pretty much.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
I buy some double cut rollers. It's like you're getting
two rolls, but you're not.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I know, And people outside of South Australia don't have this.
Don't they have double cut rolls? Can you tell you
go to Sydney and say can I have a double
cut roll? They will look at you like an alien.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Oh they're idiots, they're missing out.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
They are will big dummy everyone everyone.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
We hate Sydney ciders. All right, so you can win.
This is amazing. Yeah, raw out those show passes and yeah,
and you get.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
The fifty dollars in Peter's bake house voucher. We go
ahead to have with each other. In one note Wonder,
we get a little snippet of the song. First person
a buzz him the title and artist gets the points.
It's best of five. We're playing for you. I'm playing
for Beck in Seaford Meadows, Beck. Why are you up
so early?

Speaker 7 (04:02):
I do five job runs to take my son to
his job every morning.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
It's insane.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You're going to like, mom, what is your son doing
at five point thirty in the morning.

Speaker 9 (04:13):
He's doing a three months trial to get a cabinet
making apprenticeship.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Like, my dad was a cabinet maker and he had
a great living for my family.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
So that's a fantastic profession choice.

Speaker 10 (04:26):
Yeah, they do like ge and Beast juice and Starbucks
shop fit out.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
That is your good mom.

Speaker 5 (04:33):
Back all right, We're gonna go to Yandina, which is
a beautiful place in the Sunshine Coast, but also someone's
name and she lives in Halllett Cove.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Hi yan Dina, Hollo, how are you good?

Speaker 6 (04:44):
Have you been to Yan Dina in the Sunshine Coast?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (04:47):
I have?

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Yeah, the Yan Dina Market. So he hasn't been there
and bought it? Did you do?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
There's a town called oh yeah.

Speaker 11 (04:52):
They gave me a heap for three things just because
of my name.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
I love that a town called berthet in England that
every time anyone drives through it they send me a
picture that is nice. Sounds like Yandna had a good time.
I'd have a good time.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah and Dina. All right, I'm playing for you to
say one note. Wonder are you ready?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Let's go?

Speaker 6 (05:15):
You better get the party started, all right, I'm trying
to Oh that's uh, this is at all Max.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
I'm sorry, but.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
Do you have any hand?

Speaker 3 (05:35):
No, it's made for Max today.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
No, it's actually not. You're getting because I'm such a
huge coln.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Dan, you have to say the name.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I don't try and mouth it to me.

Speaker 6 (05:50):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I can't live read.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
It's half of a dollar, he said, where is he?

Speaker 3 (05:57):
He is in the dark.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You're on the board. You want all right?

Speaker 6 (06:06):
You need this one to stay virgis.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
So he tries to like whisper me there now.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
So intelligent, Haley, and you buzzn't and you know the
words of the songs and.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Distract providing me entertainment. I'm doing this as a joke.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
That's how I'm the bad guy for Triangle.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yes, Hi, hey, I I don't wake up. Where you are?
Is that song?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
It's not even close.

Speaker 6 (06:35):
I'll play a little bit country.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yes, I'll play the hook.

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Where the Dixie Chicks now called the Chicks.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Yes, oh, I don't know the name of the song,
the song Landslide.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
That's right, Max, just to say like.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I'm sorry, Yeah, I being Max Wims.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, hey, Beck, you got a fifty dollars voucher for
some Patter's Bay house as well as a family passer
order by the.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Lead show go back, love your form today, great form today,
Thank you, it's a Friday.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I've still got some steam in the tank somehow. Sorry, Yandina,
I look good. You still got a family passer rule out,
lad show.

Speaker 11 (07:24):
I think that's really yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Seein no one's a loser here except me.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
If we changed the game to sing a bit of
the song, you would be you would smash me everywhere.
I know it's not the game, though, is it shame?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
All right? Hey? Sam Peter's bake house handmade with her.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
Grinding My gears that a good week?

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Are that a good week?

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Baked fresh daily and served with barista may piazza, door
or coffee. Visit yourself and taste a difference with us
this week. I'm just going to give up what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Our mate Burjo in the studio has hit a massive
milestone this week and we're very proud of it.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yep, his weight loss journey, and it's been resonated with
a whole bunch of people around Adelaide.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Three months ago I started Manjara and it was actually
after we spoke about the whole ozebic thing on this
show and all these people caught up saying that they're
doing it and they have this success and it worked,
and I thought, stuff it If all these people are
doing it and haven't died, Yeah, I may as well
try it, and I have not looked back. It's been
twelve weeks. I've lost, as of this morning, twenty four
point six killers.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Why yeah, so amazing half a person.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Yeah, it ain't half of me, babe.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
That's incredible. How they make you feel this morning, Oh
just so good.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
You know, there's the scale victories, but there's also the
non scale victories. I had to go buy some containers
from Target and I thought, you know what, let me
try on some of the clothes in the normal sized
person section rather than going to the big and tall.
They fit. Some of them were a little bit snug,
but that just makes you feel good.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
You're making it sound like you're absolutely gigantic.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
You were. I was, but just the energy. You know,
we wake up early in the four o'clock hour, and
I don't have to nap in the afternoon anymore.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
You have a four year old little girl, and you
just want to be able to run around with her.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yes, you know when she's like, come and do this,
come and do this, and yes, okay, rather than just
sitting there like an absolute potato.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
I'm only for fourteen years now, and I've seen your
battle with eating bad food. You would gravitated to the
bad stuff, And as soon as you started on this,
it's almost like a switch has just gone boom.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
So it takes away the cravings and it blocks out
what they call food noise, and food noise is just
that constant thinking of food. Even when you're eating food,
what's my next meal?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
And I would eat horrendously. Sugar was my biggest downfall.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Has it put you in a different mind space to
start doing other things because you want to keep it
off in a healthy way, exercise and whatnot.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes, I am exercising. I'm not where I need to
be yet, but I thought the other day I'm going
to go for a big walk and I did interval
inclines and I did a bit of run, tried to run,
tried a lot of jiggling with the run. But I
want a moving and body and I want to build
up to where I'm not jiggling so much and I
can run further and further. So definitely working towards that.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
I know you've only told Lauren your ex eight.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
Yeah, have a guess. I thought my starting weight was
three months ago when I was at my heaviest. Have
a guess.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I don't know what's like.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
It's like saying, tell me how old I am as
a girl. I don't think you can do that.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I was one hundred and seventy seven point four kilos.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Well yeah, did that.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Get you more than got me?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Okay? So when you stood on those scales and you
saw that number, I.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Jabbed myself that night. I said, let's go, let's do
this thing. And so twenty four point six down makes
me one hundred and fifty two point eight good man,
And so you know I'm like two in a bit
kilos under the next ten. You know, getting into the
one forty is going to it so good.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Not many people share their weight. So well done, A
big deal, scary.

Speaker 2 (10:49):
But join the journey if you want, and I encourage
you to make the changes that you need to make
to benefit your life and because all the other areas
that are impacted in such a positive way will blow
you away. How's that way from Tynesville? What's your story?

Speaker 7 (11:03):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Jo?

Speaker 12 (11:03):
You got your story? Can even me to finally take
the plunge and do it myself?

Speaker 6 (11:08):
So okay?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
So how long ago was this was? Burge told this
a couple of months ago.

Speaker 12 (11:12):
I reached out probably three weeks ago, and I'd sort
of spoken to the doctor, but I didn't know if
I wanted to really go ahead and do it. So
I spoke to Bergo and he has given me some
great advice. I have been a conic dinge eater for
the past ten years, to the point where I had
recently discovered I was spending upwards the five hundred dollars

(11:32):
a week on takeaway.

Speaker 6 (11:34):
Whoa, so what sort of stuff?

Speaker 12 (11:37):
I was drinking two to three coffees a day McDonald's,
mills here and there, a little snacky here and there,
a little block of chocolate, and then it eventually blew
out too. I could eat just a block of chocolate
in one sitting, and I could have like a full
packet of tim Tams or two packs of chips.

Speaker 8 (11:53):
But it was horrible.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
Did you have moments when you were doing those things
and you were about to finish a block of chocolate
on the couch by yourself where you were like, this
is not the right thing to do.

Speaker 12 (12:02):
Yeah, but it was just convenience. It filled me up.
It did the trick.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
Literally, Burjo talking about this on the radio, change.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
Your Life's changed my life. So thanks for the.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Thank you perch. We love you and we're on this
journey with it.

Speaker 13 (12:18):
It's guy versus girl. This is Helium maxis Battle of
the Sexes.

Speaker 6 (12:27):
Look, they are both getting show tickets.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
But there is bigger, bigger steaks today and that is
the overall scoreboard in Battle of the Sexes, which currently
stands at blokes, three chicks one.

Speaker 5 (12:37):
Oh not today, mate, we are coming back with a vengeance.
You just watch us fling our bras off and click
those little wire things on the bra into your eyes.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
Yeah, good, free the near f I'm more for it.
Whatever you need to do to get yourselves in the
right frame of mind. Playing for the blokes today is
Liam and Ingle Farm. Limb is a boiler maker, which
I'll be honest, Limb, I'm not the blokiest bloke.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Do you make kettles?

Speaker 2 (13:01):
No, No, don't make kettles.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Definitely don't make kettles. Every structural still really structural steer.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Oh you're a real man. Do you wear those boots?
Those stick?

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Do you get a bit of dirt on your knees sometimes?

Speaker 1 (13:17):
And then Liamb, if you open your wardrobe, how many
different sets of high views would you have? I've lost
count This is perfect, just the man we need defending
all blokes today. All right, Limb, I'm gonna get Haley
to ask you some questions.

Speaker 6 (13:31):
And Hayley, who's playing for the goals?

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Someone who takes blood from strangers.

Speaker 6 (13:35):
We've got a vampire.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
Her name is Michayla.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
She's an ex South Africa now living in South Australia.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Welcome to the ring, MICHAELA.

Speaker 11 (13:45):
Haley.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Can we get some more context? I'm taking blood?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Yeah, Okay, tell us about your job.

Speaker 7 (13:53):
I loves a pathology and take blood from about thirty
to sixty people a day.

Speaker 14 (13:58):
You ever loved it?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Have you ever got that thing where you get in
the wrong vein and then they freak out and you
freak out and you're like.

Speaker 7 (14:05):
No, never.

Speaker 12 (14:06):
But when I'm training students, yeah, they mess up all
the time.

Speaker 6 (14:10):
Mikayla. When you need a blood test, do you take
your own blood?

Speaker 7 (14:13):
I do? I do, only trust myself to get the
job done.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Wow. Do you use your teeth instead of a needle?

Speaker 5 (14:18):
Though it's not a vampire today, she is because you're
going to win this Mikayla.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh yes, you have a girl. Liam and Mikayla fighting
it out for the blokes and the cheeks. There is
also a little bit added on the wine for them.
The winners getting a fifty dollars so Peter's Bakhouse voutch
I Hayley. Would you like to ask Liam the chick questions?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
Let's go, Leeam.

Speaker 5 (14:39):
Question number one, what would you usually clip a la
boo boo onto.

Speaker 13 (14:46):
A bag?

Speaker 6 (14:47):
You absolutely would, Lamb. That's great to.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Know you're a bag, Lamb. Question number two?

Speaker 5 (14:56):
What liquor is usually used in a Cosmopolitan?

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Sorry? What liquor? What alcohol was normally used in a Cosmopolitan?

Speaker 6 (15:07):
Buzzy about podka?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Did you say? Volam? That's incredible. That's two from two
for Liam.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
Someone helping you there, Liam.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
His brain mate wish it's a smart man.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Who played Noah in the notebook? Oh, Shamoa two out
of three.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
It's good. I'm happy with that, Lamb. Great start.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
It was Ryan Gosling, who cares, mate, it's a notebook
that's not for us.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Gosling mate, not Gossling.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Sorry, you said Timothy Shamalay, But I left it alone.
It's shallow made. It's not okay. Liam and I both picked.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Up on it.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
But we're moving on Mikayla or Mikayla whatever.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Mikayla.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
Your first question, why do you push the red triangle
on a car's dashboard.

Speaker 7 (15:58):
The hazard lass?

Speaker 1 (15:59):
You do?

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Correct?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Great?

Speaker 6 (16:03):
By capacity?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
What is the biggest football stadium in Australia? No, no, no,
give us the actual stadium?

Speaker 7 (16:16):
Ah mcg Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
If we were accepting your first answer and you'd said
fifty thousand, that would be incorrect.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
But we're not got this.

Speaker 6 (16:24):
This is to win.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Who is the lead singer of the Food Fighters Dave girls.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
Are the rating?

Speaker 6 (16:41):
I knew you're gonna win.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Well done, you wait one up for all women and
you win a voucher too St.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Peter's bake House. Well done for you, Hayley, thank you,
good for you, and you won show passes too. You
go on the show.

Speaker 8 (16:55):
Oh fantastic, Liam.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Good effort.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
I like to mate, who cares about It's a crap movie. Anyway,
We'll get him next week.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
You've also got those Royal Ladlads show too. It's okay,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Very much, God you have a good Friday.

Speaker 6 (17:05):
Oh you too, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Go Mikayla, but that.

Speaker 6 (17:15):
Yeah, that's funny.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Show your mouth all right, hot tea coming up next?

Speaker 1 (17:18):
What do you got How do you know how to
shut your mouth in Africa?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Because our boss is out of Africa and I telling
you all the time for you.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
We have got the lineup to Harvest Rock Festival. Oh
my god, this is amazing.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
We are so back Adelaide.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, if you're eighteen or fifty, you're gonna love this festival.

Speaker 14 (17:44):
He's all right.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
The Life of a show Girl.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
We're so excited for Taylor Swift's new album, like, oh
her and.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
All that show girl here.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
She looks absolutely beautiful. Most fans are really excited. But
of course there's the other fans that are like, oh,
I'm not happy about this.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh my god, don't tell me. Someone found a reason
to be unhappy.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Yeah, isn't that weird? And online? What no one ever
says bad things online? It's weird the first time for everything.
Kylie fans have slammed her, saying, Ylie, you can't say that,
Kylie Jenna, Kylie Minogue.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, she's still making music, she's.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Still around, and she's amazing.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
Everyone loves Kylie, but they're saying it's a blatant copy
of her two thousand and five Kylie Showgirl, Greatest Hits era.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Oh god forbid anyone wear the same clothes some God, no.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
One's ever done burlesque before ever. Britney spears apparently the
Circus album. People are like, no, no, no, it's just.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Like Brittany I did love that song Circus.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah, and then Addison raised new album too. People having
go what just stop being mean? Let Tyler b Taylor.
She's the loveliest person on earth and she makes great
music and looks hot.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
She does.

Speaker 6 (18:54):
She looks fit.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Good for her.

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Yeah, this is a fun one. Oasis have dedicated to
Edinburgh show.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
To Susan Boyle.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
What Britain's got talent Susan Boyle, They wrote.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Lim Gallagher wrote this one's for Susan Boyle. And then
she's posted a photo of her in the kitchen with
her Oasis there looking like a.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Not looking like.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Susan Boyle or not even at the concert.

Speaker 5 (19:22):
It looks like someone we know that's a man in
the seventies.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
She just so sort of looks like baby Reindeer.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
She looks like baby Reindeer. Every time I think of
Susan Boyle, I think of baby Reindeer. Yeah, like an
old baby Reindeer anyway, she'll she loves Oasis. Now let's
move to Harvest Rock Festival.

Speaker 5 (19:43):
This is really exciting because it was canceled for I
think two years in a row in Adelaide and now
it's back. It's at Rhymal Park in the city October
twenty five and twenty six.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
Like it's suit like really soon.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Let's talk about the lineup because it is sick.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
You're excited because the Strokes are headlining Survey.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
The Strokes are awesome, huge band and they're only playing
in Adelaide, playing other Australian shows.

Speaker 3 (20:06):
So good. I love this.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
We've got the Strokes on a Saturda on Sunday Jelly
Roll and then what else.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Is on the Saturday. We've got Advanced joy m I
A wolf Mother.

Speaker 1 (20:16):
Wolf Mother and you know the best thing about wolf
Mother is they've written on the post at wolf Mother
Brackets only playing their original album, which is the best album.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Thank god. I wish they all did that. The precepts
will be their bag Raiders. You love the bag Raiders.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Chaboozie's Sunday Chabooji groover of Marter. This makes it really
hard to know which day to go on now is
going to be their stinking sound system, Ministry of Sound.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
It's going to be incredible.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
What a huge line up to be coming to Adeladel.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yeah, we're going to try and get tickets for you,
all right. We're going to try our best, and when
we must get tickets, we're going to give them to
ourselves as well.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
I'm so desperate to go to this.

Speaker 3 (20:53):
Let's do this, let's bring let's go to a festival with.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Can we definitely do the Saturday together?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Yeah? I like this Sunday too, though.

Speaker 6 (21:00):
Burjo, you come with us?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I want to drink some double blacks with everyone. I
want to do real festival. Y. I want to my
festival attire?

Speaker 6 (21:08):
Is it mine?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (21:09):
In your backyard walk rival, I'm going.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
To drop us off wall No, Dad will pick us
up because we will have had too many Vodkruzes and
I don't want to get in mum's car.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
That's exactly what I did last time I went to
Big day out, it was podka cruzes.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
This is what we're doing. Oh my god, this is
frun all right.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
That's my that's my dirt for you today, my little
hot tea.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
Hey, if you're going out for a drink tonight. Good
for you.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
Enjoy it.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
It's the weekend.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
If you're an eighteen year old or a nineteen year
old or a twenty year old and you're going out
for a drink. This one less place that you're going
to be allowed to go Sora, which is on Pirie Street.
It is a beautiful bar, lovely setting. You are now
no longer allowed to be in that bar after nine
point thirty. If you are between eighteen and twenty years old,

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you can still go for dinner. You can go for
drinks once it hits nine thirty. It's a twenty one
plus bar.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
It is a very cool place.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
If you've been, it's almost like you're in New York City.
You go up to the roof and you look over
the city. It's beautiful, it's very classy, and the deep
goes off.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I've been on the dfour and I'm forty plus.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
But why are they saying? What are they what's their
problem with young people?

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Their problem is, well, the statement only sort of says
it's like we want to push people into the other
venues which are great for young people.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Cherry playing, Jane Fabric Lovah Boy Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah cool.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I think it all sort of comes back to maybe
a few people aren't happy with the younger crowd coming in.
They say most a little class and being a little
less classy than what the establishment's trying to be.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I would say that the worst, that the least classiest
age and the riff raff are more likely to be
the older people more like.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Twenty five you reckon. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
I think the eighteen year olds you're just like, it's
the first time that you get to go out, so.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
You try hard, and you want to look good and
you want to feel like an adult, so you look good.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
And I think at the door, rather than being an
age thing should be well, no, you.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
Look foul as like you're a slaper. You shouldn't be here.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I did like, yeah, I've gone keeping keep doing, keep doing.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
We're active where or you can't look like.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
Just you know it's based on criky.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yeah, you can't come in with thongs. Here's the thing.
You have to be classy.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Here's why I disagree with you, and I will defend
SAA to an extent.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Here.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
When I was eighteen and I first started gat going
out as someone who pretty much hit puberty at seventeen
and a half, with about twenty minutes to go in
year twelve, I was an absolute pest as an eighteen
year old, I would not want to hang out with
me as an eighteen year old, welly, what do you
used to do? I was just like, I was so
naive and I had zero street smarts.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
And but you thought you knew everything exactly.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
And I was a pompous little idiot and I was
probably arrogant, and I've dressed like a moron, and I
would have brought a very classy establishment like this.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
I would have definitely brought the vibe down.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
At what age did that change.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Though, Probably like twenty twenty one, I was like, okay,
I sort of understand my place in going out now.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
I think it's I think it's weird. I think the worst, yeah,
the worst people in their mid twenties. I was very classy.

Speaker 6 (24:21):
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (24:22):
I don't imagine that at all.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
But I wasn't like riff raff. I tried to look good.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
I think it's I like the fact that at Sora
you can go there and you can be on the
dance floor and you're forty or there's a twenty year
old next to you dancing.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
I think that's great.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
I like that this has divided so much opinion online.
There's a bunch of people that actually agree with it.
Jumped into comments before they turned off. All their comments
say keeping it class you finally a venue setting the
standards high. There was another one that said, I love
this rule. It used to be playing Jane. Another place
used to be great for an older crowd until it
got overrun by the eighteen year olds. This is the

(24:59):
classy chill vibe we've missed.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Yeah. Then there's like this other person that has a has.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
A name of.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
That is their name.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
I have no idea how to type it in every day.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
But they wrote something insightful.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
Half the young crowd of like nineteen twenty year olds
actually dress and act more classy than twenty one year
old plus I agree.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Another one just came out and really had a crack
at the venue. You're not premium, so you're debt laid
and then you're desperate.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Oh no, saures fancy. They do delicious food, and the
dance floor is great. It's pretty and there can be
some really messy forty year olds.

Speaker 5 (25:35):
By the way, some forty year olds are so wild
and gross that they shouldn't be allowed in surpar.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
You could go in there and if they see Hailey
Beers is coming.

Speaker 6 (25:43):
I don't getting in yet.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
The lemon ruski is ready, Girl's gone wild, Hailey hand.

Speaker 13 (25:50):
Matches, Yes, last world famous fall.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
If these wolves could talk, we would be in a
lot of trouble.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
You and I. Things that we talk about in this studio,
in the songs. Right now, we are in the wall
of truth.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
You are, Max, and I'm going to ask you a question,
a deeply personal question that you have to answer honestly.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
We do this every day. Got to be honest. Promise.

Speaker 6 (26:21):
Yeah, okay, thank you promise.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Here's your question.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Have you ever snuck something through airport security?

Speaker 1 (26:30):
This is a mister goody two shoes, not intentionally.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
I actually have so many stories for this.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Okay, great, I'm here all day.

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
First one that comes to mind is I went to
Japan when I was younger, very lucky, and I came
back with a key ring that was a samurai sword,
and I was like, this is awesome.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
Worn a Samurai saord.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
The actual sword.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, that got stopped at security because you can't have
a samurai sword on a plane.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
I was like, i've yep, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (26:59):
How big the samurai saw it?

Speaker 6 (27:00):
It was like probably ten sevenues long.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Oh that's quite a big samurai.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Recently, I went to get on a plane to go
to Melbourne for a wedding and I didn't have any
I only had carry on and the wedding was cocktail
with a touch of class as the theme. My touch
of class that I went for was a cane. I
was like, this is funny. Looked like that was a caney,
old bloke with man. Yeah, okay, some American oil dude

(27:29):
on a cane. I don't know, Okay, I went for it.
Actually looked a right. I rocked up with a cane,
which I couldn't fit in a bag obviously, and as
I was standing there at security, the lady waved me
straight through because she's like, oh, he needs a cane.
They didn't scan the cane or anything, so I had
to essentially limp through security because I was like, well,
I've got it. Now I'm going to pretend that I

(27:49):
need this.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Is it a brown cane?

Speaker 6 (27:52):
Or was it like a brown cane?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah, sort of like Lucy's malfoy in right.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh my god, she thought you needed the cane? Did
you do? Do you like what you needed it?

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
So I'd put on a little limp as I went
through security. Why I need this cane as part of
my outfit. Let's let's hand it up. My god, that's
not exactly snuck something through, but it's sneaking reasons for
having it. But this runs a little bit in the family,
in the Bareford family, to be honest, all of my families.

(28:23):
My father in law was recently on a plane and
told us the story afterwards. He couldn't believe he got
through and I hadn't been picked up. He had a
quite large caliber bullet from a rifle that he was like,
this is going to look cool on my desk at
home or whatever. And it was a live bullet it
had and he didn't get me and no one picked
up on. Oh my god, had it need carry on?

(28:45):
He's like, God, I didn't even know that my carry on.

Speaker 5 (28:47):
I would stop with suppositories because they looked like bullets.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yeah, that's another story anyway, but.

Speaker 6 (28:52):
The big one.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
For your wall of truth later the big one and
probably the godfather of my family, my grandfather, my Italian grandfather.
What's his name, Givanni Ferrico, Grandpa Fred. What do we do?
Fred came to and from Australia and Italy a bunch
of times. They moved out here, like end of the
Second World War pretty much. And as they started to

(29:17):
fly more, he started to bring more and more things
over and there was no airport security. So Fred, some
of his great highlights brought past to maker, because you've
got to have the OG's Italian. Yeah, from the village,
brought the past to maker. The metal pass to Maker
on the plane. By the way, this isn't in carry on?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Did he took that?

Speaker 6 (29:36):
He had a big coat.

Speaker 1 (29:37):
The big coat was also used to bring in fruit trees,
not seeds, fruit trees already grown trees like sort of
you know, fifty undred centimeters not anymore, mate, Not in
those days.

Speaker 3 (29:52):
We would just put in his jacket, had trees under
his jacket.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
We have loc at trees mum's got, Mum and dad
have going in their backyard that's come from Italy. So illegal,
yeah it is now and the last one that still
gets a run in our house, and I can't believe
anyone let him take this through security.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Dad used it the other day. It still works.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
He bought a petrol motor pump that would be probably
eight to ten kilos like this big. He had this
big coat because he's like, I need a pump back
in Australia. I don't want to bar when I've got
one here in Italy. I'm going to bring it back
with me after his holiday. He had a big coat.
So he has traveled all the way from Italy to
Australia with his coat in a ball and a eight

(30:35):
to ten kilo petrol motor pump underneath his eye.

Speaker 6 (30:39):
Got no one to stop him.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Why did you get caught in security when you're walking
through those things?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Before two thousand and one, people could do anything on planes.

Speaker 3 (30:47):
Oh god, I love your Italian grandfather. That is excellent.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
There's a whole bunch of things that have been snuck
through security by me and my family.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
Is it a petrol pump? It's so good learning through
Puerto Rico.

Speaker 6 (31:01):
Allright, give us a ring thirty one oh twenty three?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
What have you or maybe your Italian grandfather snuck onto
a plane intentionally? Unintentionally we'd love to hear from you.
I'd love to hear from someone in airport security about
the things same.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
What have you seen? What if you caught.

Speaker 1 (31:16):
Border force calling in? That would be brilliant thirteen one
oh two three. Every call that gets in gets on
air getting Royal lad Laid's show tickets.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Yeah, I'm just tickets a family pass for what you've
snuck on a plane. All right, confess, Come on, you
can remain anonymous.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Have you ever snuck something through airport security?

Speaker 3 (31:36):
That's what Max's question was in the Wall.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Of Truth thirty one oh two three. Give us a
ring if you've got one. My answers were plentiful. I've
done a little bit myself. My father in law's done it.
My grandfather probably the greatest airport smuggler of all time.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
But he lived in a time where you could just
bring things in.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Really from Ascalana Potero.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Ascali Pagena is from Michael viva Pachenna, which is to
sund the corner of in la Marca in Italy.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Yes, in Marcus.

Speaker 1 (32:01):
And he would come back all the time with something
different under his coat, from ranging from pasta maker got
to have that over here, fruit trees, like laughter, fruit trees,
and his big one, which we still use today, is
a petrol motor pump, which is last of the test
of time, probably about ten kilos.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
Just carried it in under a jacket.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Can I ask did he move straight to Campbelltown? Did
he live in? Entire lives so stereotypical and beautiful? I
love that.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Don't want to tow three if you have something similar
Bell in morphic Vales called in Bell Did you sneak
something through airport security?

Speaker 7 (32:38):
I absolutely did. I was in Brisbane Airport and they
called my name out over the loudspeaker, and the first
time they called it, I was like.

Speaker 14 (32:47):
Nah, that's not me.

Speaker 11 (32:48):
I was like, actually I better go.

Speaker 15 (32:50):
So I've gone to the baggage department park and my
bag was.

Speaker 7 (32:54):
Vibrating and I was like, oh my god. And they
go they pulled out my little.

Speaker 14 (33:00):
Friend and they said the fat trees out of it
and rapped up laughing, and I goes, this must happen
all the time, and the lady certainly looked at me
and then absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
When you say they pulled it out, did they pull
it out in front of a bunch of people, Well,
there was.

Speaker 14 (33:22):
A young boy that went bright red.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
God, I don't know what that is. It's a mouse
or something. It's from my computer.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
How long were you going away for Bell? How long
was the holiday?

Speaker 14 (33:34):
Just to know I was actually going I was going
to live in Gladston.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Oh, I say, if you're going away for a weekend
and you needed it, Bell, keep that laugh coming, you
can laugh. You wait, So the roy that show you
got a family pass so much.

Speaker 14 (33:54):
That's amazing.

Speaker 9 (33:55):
Thanks guys, I.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
Wonder she sounds so happy.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Ironically Bell won a bed with us once before as well.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
It's also weird, guys, to do your very first show
on how's that bed going? Bell?

Speaker 14 (34:06):
Oh, my very goodness is the best prime ever? I
love that bed.

Speaker 6 (34:11):
Have you used any baggage on the day?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Of course?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Have you ever snuck something through airport security?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
We want to hear your.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Stories, especially if you have worked in airport security. Please
give us a ring. Lines are open thirty one or
two three. Give us a ring if it's hit. If
this hits a note with you.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
We're learning about the dodgy Burford family. You're no no
no no.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Yeah, he is technically no no. We called him grandpa
Grandpa No no, k.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Yeah, he he left Italy and what did you do
on the plane?

Speaker 3 (34:42):
What'd you take with him?

Speaker 1 (34:43):
A whole bunch of times he's gone back and forth
from Italy.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
There's been all sorts of.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Seeds, fruit trees that have come back under a jacket,
a pasta maker came back under a jacket, and a
petrol motor pump that we still use today that cost
him that weighed ten kilos that he carried all the
way from Italy back to out lasts.

Speaker 6 (34:58):
I love this.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Have you ever snucked something through airport security?

Speaker 1 (35:01):
We'd love to hear from you, Robin and glenelg has
snuck something through?

Speaker 6 (35:05):
What'd you sneak? Robin?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Hello?

Speaker 7 (35:09):
Well, I had to do it because you know, you
do anything for your kids, right like it's I was
away and it was their birthday and they've always wanted
this thing. So I brought back two little turtles from.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Adelaide, Live turtles, live turtles. Where did you put them
in my pocket?

Speaker 7 (35:28):
In my jacket.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Turtles need to be in water or anything, you know, they.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Breathe air very fine. And I checked with the vet.
I not the pet staw that I bought them from
at Glennel and we planned it and we had wet
wet tissues and we made sure they had plenty of
air and they were all hydrated. And I went to
the ladies room in the in the airline on the
flight and we you know, let them have a little

(35:54):
swim and then I sanitized to sanitize the basin.

Speaker 11 (35:59):
So that.

Speaker 7 (36:00):
No one was affected by it. But you know, you know,
but you do anything for your kids for their birthday,
right especially you miss.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
That they have.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Yeah, but they didn't have the same turtles where these
were long neck and you're like, the long neck.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
What would you do if it just post his long
neck out of your pocket? Someone's like, have you got
what is that? Is it a snake in your pocket?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Extra servings?

Speaker 3 (36:25):
Please?

Speaker 7 (36:26):
It's funny that you should actually say about snakes because
my friend on the same flight a children's python in
her bra her bra in a bra bag. You know, like,
so I had air and hang on.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
You've got friends that are taking snakes on planes. Have
you not seen the movie?

Speaker 6 (36:44):
And it was tiny it Samuel L.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Jackson having an absolute fit to this right now, God, Robin.

Speaker 7 (36:54):
Come on, come and live in the territory. You'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Wow, I would have died sitting next to you.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Well, thank you, Robin Magoo.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Does this mean that airport security aren't doing their job?
It was a long It was a.

Speaker 7 (37:10):
Long time before, like you know, you got checked in
and X trade and there's no there was no scanning.
Back to those days.

Speaker 4 (37:16):
I have had it with these sneaks.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
That's you, Robin, that's everyone sitting around you on the planet.
Thank you for sharing. Watch out if the cops rock
up on your door. You've won a family passer all out.

Speaker 7 (37:29):
Oh yes, thanks thanks for that guy.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
The show Nikki in te Tree Gully, what's your story?

Speaker 16 (37:37):
Good morning, Haley, Maas and bur show. Well, this was
about thirty years ago. I was traveling up to cans
probably one of my very first flights going on in
aeroplane to visit my then father in law and he
had a thing for bung Fritz. So I bought this
fritz and I wrapped it in my carry on because
I didn't know if I was glad to take food,

(37:58):
so I was potentially sneaking on food. But as I
went through airport security in Sydney, they said it was
a potential bomb, so I got pulled aside, and my
bag got opened. And yeah, because the three pieces of
fun fruits obviously looked like a bomb.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
So hell did you get in trouble, Nikki?

Speaker 6 (38:19):
Were you allowed to keep the fruits?

Speaker 16 (38:21):
They gave me a laugh, and obviously yes, I was
allowed to keep the fruits. And my father in law
got his frits because back in back up there and
cans only had devin or something.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
Yeah, so you keep themself cool.

Speaker 1 (38:32):
And so that's that's for Nick's father about Nikki, You've
got a family passer Royalt Blade show.

Speaker 16 (38:38):
Oh, I'm thanks so much, going to have a great
day you two.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Oh my god, I love this story already. And she
hasn't even spoken a word yet. Courtney, what happened?

Speaker 8 (38:48):
It was my dad, we did it.

Speaker 15 (38:51):
My auntie is a very good cook, and took a
fruitcake special ingredients birthday.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
A fruitcake with some special ingredients. Now what are we talking?
What sort of special ingredients?

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Courtney?

Speaker 15 (39:02):
Something herby herby.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Oh my god, I love that. It was a hashcake.

Speaker 8 (39:08):
Ice and.

Speaker 15 (39:10):
It was shaped in the shape of a marijuana.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
Leaf and in the shape of the leaf.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Him.

Speaker 15 (39:18):
He just put it in a container and put it
in his bag on the plane. You didn't think anyone
would recognize?

Speaker 6 (39:24):
Yeah, picked up? Was it all good? You got through fine?

Speaker 9 (39:27):
Through fine?

Speaker 15 (39:27):
We told him he wasn't. He was still wrong.

Speaker 6 (39:32):
Courtney, your dad is a drug smuggler.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
This is so good. I can't believe having people to
call it.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Let's go.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
We have so many dodgy listeners. I love it.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
Yeah, please Dodgy. The better Courtney you have for being
so dodgy.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
One tickets through a Royal Adelaide show family passed for
you and your dad, And size of that cake before
your head in watching out with the bright lights.

Speaker 6 (39:56):
Keep the calls coming. Thirty one two three.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Have you e us snug something through security again? Still
looking for that unicorn of someone that works in airport security?

Speaker 6 (40:04):
Please give us a reach.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
What do you sneak through air shorts security? Thirty one
two three give us a ring. We were discussing that
in the Wall of Truth. Long story short, my grandfather
has snuck in. He did sneak in all sorts of
things when he went back and forward from Italy.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
He's just a not a Dahlian man.

Speaker 1 (40:22):
He was and his coat snuck in things like seeds,
fruit trees, a pasta maker, because you can't trust the
ones you buy in Australia and Keetrol motor pump, which
still runs today that dad still uses.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
It turns out he's not.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
The dodgiest person in Adelaide, though, because it turns out.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
There's a lot of people.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
I think ninety percent of mixed listeners have smuggled something
through an airport's security.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Billy, an counterbait has called in what was in your bag?

Speaker 7 (40:51):
I once accidentally flew with a handful.

Speaker 17 (40:53):
Of live shotgun bullets Unknowingly.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
How did that happen?

Speaker 17 (41:00):
My parents have a farm and we were out clay
shooting and somehow they made their way into my bag
and I forgot to take him out. And yeah, a
week later, midflight, I went to pull out what I
thought was a lipstick and it was some live ammunition.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Can that blow up?

Speaker 17 (41:18):
Apparently under enough pressure and they can explode.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Yeah, that's all right.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
That those high pressurized tubes that would fly through the
air aren't pressure.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Oh, Billy, yeah, I so to say.

Speaker 11 (41:31):
I kept it to myself for the rest of the
flight and yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Hey, Billy, you go when you go to the Royal
Lads Show, can you please make sure to ender your pockets.
Sure you've got some tickets paper innocent takes feels Sarah
and Golden Grove.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
What happened to your dad?

Speaker 15 (41:52):
Oh right, so he needs to go all the tiski
stuffs in Greece from the UK twice a year, and
every time he would be a hot cooked year off
back from a brother.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
It happened, and not go off.

Speaker 10 (42:07):
I really don't know, but I'm not brother used a
little bit when you picked people at the airport.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
Oh my god, Sarah, I take a euros like I
could buy a euros in North Adelaide after work here
and get to my house four minutes away and be
like devastated, how sogy it is? And he's flying with it,
just the pit of bread, no structural integrity and the

(42:32):
meat would be off.

Speaker 10 (42:33):
He was so proud of it that you could do it.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Oh that is so funny. I love this. Thank you
so much, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
Sara, you got to get to the Royal Adelaide show.
You can get a fresh ear us there if you want.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
I gotta say.

Speaker 5 (42:47):
Euroses do taste better in Greece, so yeahs is.

Speaker 6 (42:50):
Like in Greece.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, that's not not.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
In the UK from Greece Alana in Rosewater and what happened.

Speaker 11 (42:58):
Many means ago? I tried to bring in a cow's
head in from BALI.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Please explain what a cow?

Speaker 11 (43:07):
It makes me sad because I'm a vegetarian now, and
I don't know why I tried. You know, those ornamental
ones that kind of look pretty, the skull with the
big horns.

Speaker 6 (43:17):
Oh yeah, like a painted skull or.

Speaker 11 (43:19):
Something, yeah, kind of. We ended up having to take
it through customs and when they opened the bag, these
flies came out of it.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
So are you talking like a real head that's been
preserved or something not? Like no, no, no, like the skull
of it, enough meat on the bones for the flies
to still.

Speaker 11 (43:42):
Be apparently apparently.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
What goes through your mind going oh yeah, this will
be fine.

Speaker 11 (43:49):
I don't know. I was a lot younger back then
and a lot sillier.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
What were you going to do with a cow's head?

Speaker 11 (43:55):
Put it on the wall?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Do we need to be concerned of you going to
the royal show with all those cows there?

Speaker 1 (44:01):
No?

Speaker 11 (44:01):
I don't eat meat anymore?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
All right, fine, decor is in your house that a
cow's head was going to be a good idea.

Speaker 11 (44:08):
None of that now. I don't know. It was a
long time ago. I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 6 (44:13):
No, no, thank you for sharing. We disagree with your choices, but.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
You're getting a oil that lad show pass anyway.

Speaker 11 (44:18):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
My god, Wow, the hell has happened?

Speaker 6 (44:22):
My grandfather's not on his own.

Speaker 13 (44:26):
Ten questions sixty seconds, a thousand dollars money.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
All right, first time call a longtime listener. Hello Joe Sie, Hello, how.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
Are you good?

Speaker 6 (44:41):
You call from Owen? Like up near Bella Clava?

Speaker 7 (44:44):
Yes, yes, up near Bella Clava.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
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Speaker 10 (44:49):
It's cold today, it's wet.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Yeah, always cold?

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Up?

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Josie, I don't know who Owen is, but they might
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Speaker 6 (45:04):
All right, reading the questions, so hale you want.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
To do it now?

Speaker 5 (45:09):
You're reading the questions today, give it the rule. I'm
vacant today, so here are the rules. You get ten
questions sixty seconds. We have to accept your first answer,
and if you pass on a question.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
Back, come back in the air. She really is vacant's battling.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
It was a Friday.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
We all feel a little like that, Josie. I'll read them,
I'll try and read them correctly. Hayley's going to tick
across them, hopefully also correctly like a teacher.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
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Speaker 2 (45:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
How many sides does a rombus have?

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Four?

Speaker 1 (45:40):
Who are the Crows playing on Saturday Night?

Speaker 11 (45:42):
Hollingwood?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
The brandermez originated in Which country? Name a singer on
the twenty fourteen hits Bang Bang? Who's the brother of Bindy?

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Irwin?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Hi?

Speaker 11 (45:55):
Robert?

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Name the soupermarket. You can buy Royal show tickets at.

Speaker 15 (46:01):
Freeland.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Malaria is usually spread through which insect? What state is
the city of Charles Sturton's name? The language most spoken
in Brazil?

Speaker 7 (46:16):
Huh?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
What Ossie rap group is the new face of menu log?
Name a singer on the twenty fourteen hit Bang Bang?

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Jessie Gate?

Speaker 6 (46:27):
What Ossie rap groups? The new face of Menulgah? What
language do.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
They speak most in Brazil? Ozie rap group?

Speaker 15 (46:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (46:38):
My god?

Speaker 18 (46:41):
Matter of time.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Can you give me a language, Josie.

Speaker 10 (46:47):
I was going to say Brazilian.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
That's fine, you know what. Yeah, I've locked it in
all right.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
You actually did better than I thought you were going
to do with all that panicking there, Josie.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
Okay, how many signs.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
Does of Rhombus have for Collingwood are playing the Crows
on Saturday?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Hermes Hermes heer mez originated.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Originated in France, Not like Gukie from.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
Gukie I love Gukie.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
Bob Irwin is the brother of Bindi mosquitoes malaria. Yes,
South Australia has a city of Charles Sturt. Now let's
go to the one that you yeah, bang bang.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Jesse j You got that in the end, Well done,
Jesse j. Are on a gruande or Nicki minajh?

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Now name the supermarket by Royal show tickets?

Speaker 5 (47:35):
And you said food Land. You could always buy Royal
Show tickets in Foodland last year. This year it is Drake's, Yeah,
right across the road from the showgrounds. Okay, name the
language most spoken in Brazil.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
You said Brazilian.

Speaker 6 (47:53):
I mean it's the obvious thing.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Not sure.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Correct answer is Portuguese?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
And which Ossie rap group and the new face of
Mini log I forgot about blissin Esso.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I love.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
But listen there so who would have thought?

Speaker 18 (48:11):
So?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
How many is that? Maxie?

Speaker 6 (48:12):
Seven seventy bucks? Josie, Oh cool?

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Be better than I thought. Thank you, Tone, you were great,
have a great weekend.

Speaker 12 (48:19):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Thanks for caring Taylor Max's money minute. Hey, if you
were anything remotely like me, were You're like, Yeah, Taylor Swift, Okay,
a bit overrated, little bit of a toxic woman with
all the X crap.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
I wouldn't say that.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Not the biggest fan me personally, but Max reckons he's
going to sway us all over to the TS side.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
I'm going to win you all back because I listened
to that to our podcast that she was on Yes
Say with Travis Kelsey, and as someone who didn't know
much about her but liked their music, I like her now.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
I like her a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
You're a swifty and I'm going to win you all over,
no matter what walk of life you're currently and you'll
be like, you know what, I don't hate Taylor ready, Yeah, I'm.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Ready to be transformed into a Swifty mix.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
One O two point three Haley and Max in the morning.
It's almost eight thirty. More chances to enrow, and they'd
show family passes. In fact, the easiest way to win
them in Adelaide coming up for you in minutes.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
As you guys both know in this studio and as
a few people that have listened to us before.

Speaker 6 (49:08):
No, I'm quite a big Taylor Swift fan.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
You know he's fifty.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
Yeah, I'm not a posters on the wall kind of fan,
but I'm a yep.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
I listened to her music. She was in my top
five Spotify artists last year. She's got some great bangers,
all too well. Ten minute version.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
The ten minute version also about side you and I
sung this, Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
We sung this when we went to La Singe.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Not that that again.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Absolutely I'd be keen on it. And yesterday a podcast
came out. I'm not a big breaking the internet kind
of guy. I hate that saying, in fact, but this
was all over the internet. It's in every single feed.
It's colored everything I've seen online for the last day.
She was on the podcast that her boyfriend Travis Kelsey
and his brother have and she revealed her new album,

(49:51):
of Course, which was big, but it was two hours.
It was a two hour long podcast I talk about
the whole time. Well, she never goes on podcasts. A
lot of it was about just her life. I learned
a lot of things about it. So I've listened to
this podcast Adelade, so you don't have to. And if
you don't like Taylor, I want to tell you she's
not as bad as you think.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I don't think many people hate Taylor.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
Do people hate successful people, and there are many more
successful than Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
But she's so likable. There's nothing about her that is jarring.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
So don't switch off for a second. If you're one
of the people that hates Taylor Swift. Here are some
reasons you shouldn't. If you're a sports fan like me.
She has made an incredible effort to learn quite a
complicated game that she had no interest or no care
about not that long ago, purely because her boyfriend is
very good at playing in the NFL.

Speaker 19 (50:38):
I didn't know what a first down was, I didn't
know what the chains were, I didn't know what a
tight end was.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
I'm forever thankful for you diving into the football world's
wholehearted Oh my god, I.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Fell in love with it. I became obsessed with it.

Speaker 19 (50:52):
I became like a person who was running through the
wholes of my house screaming. We drafted Savior Worthy and
my friends.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Were like, it's like maybe the Crows.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
That's exactly why.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
Oh my god, Caezy kicked three goals on the weekend.
I like that she made that effort and feeling she
actually knows a little bit about the sport that she watches.
For people who are out there going, okay, I have
niche hobbies. I don't care about sport. I get niche hobbies.
People like baking. Maybe Taylor is the same as you,
and she's hooked on one thing. At the moment, saradas
taken over my life in a huge way.

Speaker 19 (51:26):
I'm really talking about bread sixty percent of the time.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
It's become a huge factor.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
They spent five minutes talking about how much Taylor Swift
likes to make zura.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Do I love sour dough? Who does love salad? Okay?
I love her even more now? Right they the normal person?
She just makes bread.

Speaker 6 (51:46):
She's actually pretty normal.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
She's just feeling in there for people who aren't sure
about this relationship with a football man has to be fake,
you know, like, what do they talk about?

Speaker 6 (51:53):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
They're actually pretty normal and they just send memes and
videos to each other. And it turns out Travis Kelsey's
obsessed with otters.

Speaker 19 (52:00):
All I really use the Internet for is sourdough. And
when Travis shows me videos of arters on his Instagram.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
She wants one. Specifically, Who's life he saved? Who knows
that he's seen?

Speaker 19 (52:11):
It's a really specific tape of Mardyr.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
He's looking for it.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
He wants to own an otter?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Who doesn't?

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Right?

Speaker 3 (52:18):
Otters are so romantic too, They float along with their partner.

Speaker 6 (52:21):
Oh, Taylor, is she a family girl?

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Now that she's got all this money and she spends
so much time away, does she still like her family? Yeah,
she still likes her family now that she's a billionaire.
Her dad was in hospital recently. Turns out he's hilarious.

Speaker 19 (52:33):
She didn't know how many blackches he had and I
was like, Dad, you had a quinntuple bypass?

Speaker 3 (52:37):
You had five? It's crazy, it's more than we thought.
And he's like, well, you see, I come from a
very competitive family. Funny, it's nice. See how can you
not like her?

Speaker 1 (52:48):
And my last one for you is the relationship between
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. They seem like very different people,
which often is great opposite's going to attract this. When
I listened to it, I was like, is she fixing him?
Is she making him better? And I think that some
of the best things in relationships are when you make
your partner better. She is making Travis Kelce, big stereotypical

(53:11):
dumb footballer way smarter.

Speaker 19 (53:13):
I was making albums that were a little bit more esoteric,
like folklore so hard.

Speaker 2 (53:19):
You know what Aesotereky know it's for a specific following,
like a specific genre of people.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
He knows what it means.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
Oh, I love those two big dumb Travis Kelsey now
knows the word esoteric because he dates to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Do you know what?

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Though she's so famous for writing about her exes, What's
going to happen?

Speaker 3 (53:36):
They're so happy in is There music? Is their next
album going to be boring? Just putting it out there?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Maybe?

Speaker 6 (53:41):
And then if they break up? We are getting Bay.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Yeah Mix one O two point three Hayley and Max
in the Morning. Hey get in touch any time thirteen
one O two three.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
I'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (53:54):
Kat and Elizabeth called in and Kat has some I'm
going to say, dating advice that you bring into the table.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Kat, What do you got for us morning, guys?

Speaker 18 (54:02):
Well, I just wanted to know have you seen the
new speeture on Tinder for double date? It's been around
for like a couple of months now.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
If we said yes, then we would get into trouble
with our partners because we're both married.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
But no, we have not double dating.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
What do you mean?

Speaker 18 (54:19):
Yeah, so you know how on Tinder or no, you
guys are married, you don't on Tinder. You of course
have your own profile and you're swiping, you know, left
or right on other people's single profiles. But now you
can actually make a double date profile with like your friend,
and you can swipe on other people's double date profiles.
So they just pop up normally in the feed, and

(54:40):
if all four of you say yes, it gives you
a double date match, and then you can like group
chat and like organize a double date.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Right, So, if Haley and I in this magical world
where we are and we are both on Tinder and
we're like, yeah, we want to go on a double
date with two other people that we want to meet
is our profile together or is it my profile individually,
Hailey's profile individually?

Speaker 6 (55:03):
And you just happen to have swiped on all of
these profiles.

Speaker 18 (55:06):
So you yeah, you show up as like your two
single profiles and next to each other, so side by side. Yeah,
so you're swiping, you see one guy, one guy, and
then you see a double date profile two guys.

Speaker 11 (55:19):
Yeah, pat So yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
I feel like this could land in some really weird
territory where what if you both like the same guy.

Speaker 18 (55:27):
Well, it's funny you should say that. So we me
and my one of my best friends, she's single as well,
and we've been like swiping and had a couple of
matches with double dates, but the guys just haven't been responding.
But two nights ago, we had another double date match
and these guys were so keen. They were really chatty,
and we're like, Okay, I think these guys actually want
to meet up with us and want to commit to this.

(55:50):
And we were sussing, like which one we're more interesting? Yeah,
Luckily for us, we're kind of into you know, one each,
like we both don't want the same guys.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
The other one.

Speaker 18 (56:04):
Well, I mean this is the thing, like so we're planning.
So what we planned so far, it's kind of like
Lucy Goosey at the moment. But this weekend we're going
to do like drinks in the city and then we're
going to do Holy Molly. So yeah, we've kind of yeah,
it'll be like it's fun date.

Speaker 5 (56:20):
We can live through you because we don't do this
anymore and we love this. I think it's really fun.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Here's that when I think of people meeting up online
in a group setting, my mind goes to the four
of you being involved in something at the same time.
Do you think that people are going to be misinterpreting
this feature?

Speaker 18 (56:39):
Well, I don't know if Tinder's about that, abs are
about that. I don't think that's this situation.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
That's not what we're We're going to do these.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
Nerves and just to make it so it's not an
awkward first date with someone one on one.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
It's like there's four of you. So it's fun.

Speaker 20 (56:54):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 18 (56:55):
And honestly, like my friend she you know, she's a
serial data she wants to find a boyfriend. I'm not
quite in that camp.

Speaker 11 (57:00):
I just want to go have fun.

Speaker 18 (57:02):
But she gets really nervous before single days, and she's
already said that she feels way more comfy with the
fact that I'll be there as well. And I think
like it's just going to be better that we get
to be more ourselves because when it's one on one,
it's like an interview.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
So true.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Yeah, tell me about how many siblings you've got?

Speaker 6 (57:20):
What did you got, mountain whatever?

Speaker 5 (57:26):
Okay, so you're going on this date. What Rundle Street
bar this weekend? Holy Molly, can you call last Monday?
I want to know every little detail.

Speaker 3 (57:35):
Oh my god.

Speaker 18 (57:36):
Okay, yeah, hopefully it goes well, but yes, I will
check back in with hopefully some good news next week.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Double dat our guinea pig, Thank you very much, Thanks guy,
all right, thirteen one two three.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
We've got family passes to the Royal Alled show up
grabs your calls.

Speaker 6 (57:55):
Double dating is all about having a good wing men.

Speaker 5 (57:58):
Yeah, but sometimes wingmen or women aren't very good and
they might actually have a crush in the other person
that your friend's trying to snag.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Yeah, that could be a bit of a double date
desire and then they swoop in.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
We would like to hear from you if you have
been a wingman or you've been wingman successfully unsuccessfully.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
No, I don't want to hear the success stories. I
just want to hear the bad stuff, all the bad
stuff that happens.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Double dating entertaining wingman slash double dating stories there thirty
one oh two three. Everyone that calls in is getting
a Royal Adelaide Show family pass if you get on it.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
So we just found out Tinder, not that we're on
it because we are maor read has a new function
where you can go on a double date, which I love,
which means you can bring your bestie, you can bring
a wingman a wing woman that potentially brings out more
personality and you're.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
Then happy days. You've both found somebody lovely.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
Some people can perform a little lot better when they
mate with them, Yeah, some people don't. And this is
this is the stuff that we want to hear. We
want to hear about double date disaster stories.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah, double dating wingman disaster stories thirty one oh two three. Son,
you're in Hope Valley. You got a disaster double date
story for us? Oh?

Speaker 11 (59:04):
I do, but if only I could remember it.

Speaker 20 (59:07):
We went on a double date and you know it's beautiful,
romantic dinner nightclubs, but unfortunately, mixing drinks don't go down
too well. So on the way home, I'm in the
front with my hubby to be Now, so that.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
Worked, that beautiful?

Speaker 20 (59:22):
That wasn't disasters. I'm throwing up out at the window
as we're driving, and the poor couple in the back
that had the double date on copped all the spray
of my vomit.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
Terrible for them, but it could have brought them closer together.
Did Did they end up together?

Speaker 1 (59:42):
Not?

Speaker 3 (59:43):
Not them, but I did with hubby.

Speaker 14 (59:44):
We're married and later.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
So what if I drew to you from that night.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (59:55):
It's more like, yeah, it sounded like I won him
by maybe my personality.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
Who sometimes a powerful vomit shows a big personality.

Speaker 6 (01:00:07):
It doesn't actually mean a lot. Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
I don't know if many girls notice, but boys love
to see a woman that cano, just like.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
You had a family pastor the Royal Adelaide show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Thank you, Thank you, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Next, we've got a caller from someone who had a
massive fight with their sister.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
Over the same guy.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Double date disasters. Tinger's got a new feature. You can
go on a double date, so you swipe with your
mates and you guys go together because you've both matched
up with two other people, do you know?

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
I also like this because obviously it's it's your safety
blankets there. But also like from a safety perspective, you're
not on a date with just a random that you've
never met before.

Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
You've got your friend there, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
Also, you've got twice as many people there to fall
in love with.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Yes, but that means it's dangerous too, because what if
you and your bestie like the same guy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
What if you and your sister like the same guy?
Mel in Paradise, you went on a double date with
your sister. What happened.

Speaker 11 (01:01:08):
There is you know what?

Speaker 8 (01:01:09):
The funny thing is that I don't really talk about
it either one of us do. I was initially calling
for the show tickets, and then she called me on
the spot, and I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Like, oh, I didn't talk about it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:19):
Now you're in our office. Now you have to tell
the truth.

Speaker 11 (01:01:23):
I know, I do know what's study.

Speaker 8 (01:01:25):
So I was about nineteen and we decided to go
on a double date with one of our cousins, and
I turned out where we get there, that me and
my sister both felt for the same guy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Just hold for one second, You and your sister went
on a date with your cousins.

Speaker 8 (01:01:42):
Yes, so it was multiple double dates.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
All right, cousins no, no, another female.

Speaker 9 (01:01:50):
Yes, it was us through a cousin and one of
her besties, and then obviously the four other fellas. Turned
out out of all those four that me and my
sister shared the same I guess similarities in what we
like and what we're doing, And we basically had true
rock paper scissors the situation, and she kind of just

(01:02:13):
turned around and said, I'm the eldest and that's just
where we're going to leave her, and I just kind
of went along with them. Was like, okay, well whatever,
but we yeah, we kind of rock papers the situation
and what she.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Ended up dating this guy she did for a little while.
Oh my god, did he ever know that you also
had the hots for him?

Speaker 11 (01:02:32):
I believe so, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 8 (01:02:34):
It was an awkward situation, but you know the good
thing about it was is that it was an interstate
relationship that they had, so there was no awkward moment.

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
It wouldn't have worked out anyway.

Speaker 14 (01:02:42):
Mel it wouldn't have worked out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
That when you have the same taste as your friend.
That sucks.

Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Yeah, probably not with it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:52):
You know, it made a good story in the end,
I think has to laugh about in our theaties and forties.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
A good enough story that twenty years later, it's one
new tickets to the Royal Adelaide Show.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
Lovely, thank you, well done, Mel, congrats, enjoy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:06):
All right, let's go to Sally North Adelaide Double day Disasters.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
What happened?

Speaker 10 (01:03:10):
Hello, So my ex husband and I decided to double date,
you know, on the swing.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
Oh okay, sure, what gets what gets there?

Speaker 10 (01:03:22):
And yeah, I guess long story short, he left me
for the other woman and now I'm with her ex.

Speaker 16 (01:03:30):
Yeah, we did the swapping up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
So yeah, so no regrets, that's what was meant to be.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I think.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
So yeah, we're still like together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
So yeah, so you've gone on a double date, you
and your husband, this person and their partner, and ye,
you're both watching the other person flirt with the other one.
At what point did you know, hang on a second,
I think we've we've made the wrong decision.

Speaker 10 (01:03:55):
I think it was just like a few interactions. There
were feelings developing, and yeah, me and my ex, you know,
he told me how he felt, and so I we
sort of mutually separated and they got together and then.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Did you then? And with the new guy? Because you're like,
oh they left, do you want to go up?

Speaker 1 (01:04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
This is so sad.

Speaker 10 (01:04:13):
They're hello there, Yeah, pretty pretty much.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Do you still talk to each other?

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
We have kids kids together, do they know?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Do you ever turn the pineapple upside down anymore?

Speaker 15 (01:04:28):
Sally?

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Or is that those days done?

Speaker 16 (01:04:30):
Definitely not.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
I don't recommend the pineapple Okay, only come out when
you're not happy, really really one hundred happy with what
you have and you kind of why.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
You think you started doing the double dating swing and stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
I don't know, Like we were together for a very
long time, and I think we just wanted some excitement.

Speaker 11 (01:04:49):
And that's just what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Yeah, so much for showing that story. Wow you are
off to the show. Oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Let's also give you a hundred dollar Foodland vouchually go
buy more pineapples? All right?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
I like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
To download the food Land Great rewards for your chance
to win every time you shop and scan. That was
such a good story. Hey, we're out of here, but.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
Re expersion.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
What's happy? Old guys? We have by news this week,
every call against.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Roy lad Show tickets and we've given away so many
tickets and we approaching one hundred.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
We're stressing yes today, go oh my god, we're getting
away so man tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Where we getting the tickets from? So I messaged the
lady that owns the show. She was marketing there and
I'm Jordan. She's awesome. Sally Show. Yes, Sally Show.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
I Gladelaide's daughter.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
I messaged her and said, hey, is there any chance
we can have some more because our listens are loving
these tickets? And guess what she said?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
No Shore.

Speaker 5 (01:05:49):
Yeah, So from Monday, every call against more outlaid Royal
Show tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
Do it again?

Speaker 3 (01:05:54):
Yeah, we're doing it again.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
What is this, babe? I don't know. Are you speaking
of Friday vibes? After nine? We're going NonStop?

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Look at what we got.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
You guys sung this last time we went to the sing.
We've heard all of our sing songs this morning.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Oh yeah, that's what it was all.

Speaker 9 (01:06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
I listened to this song every Saturday of my life
at Dog and Duck when I was twenty years old.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
The Dog all right, we are non stop.

Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
Next, we got your chance for a trip a day
to la as well, the final day to say in
see you like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
Loved it, We did.
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