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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My heart podcasts here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Adelaides number one for fun.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh my god, good morning.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
Remember tight Ass Tuesday five dollar pizzas Haley and Max It.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I don't know are we tight ass? What are we tight? Ask?
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Just say it's Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Yeah, I love tight Us Tuesday, but we've got to
give something away.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
No, they're still we are. Well, yeah, we have still
all sorts of pubs and whatnot.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Cheap Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, cheap Tuesday. You go and get a Parmi in
a pinet for twenty bucks or whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
And I like that.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Steaks a lot of steak days, Fish and chips for
twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, twenty dollars bartaka biels for seafood.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's six mates, six brain yet switching on?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Can I tell you yesterday I had no brain.
Speaker 6 (01:13):
So I did a spontaneous thing where I was meant
to go home after working and I was like, I'm
going to get an our foot message. Oh, so I
walked into this little place and I got a supermarket
or I was in a such.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Shopping center and I went in. I just said, have
you got time for an hour foot message? And yeah?
It comes it down. First, it was the weirdest experience.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
First of all, the guy that was massaging my foot,
I swear to god, was asleep for twenty percent of
the first half an hour.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Was his hand moving.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
His hands were moving with his eyes were completely shy,
and there was no pressure.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So I had to go at him no don't. I mean,
they are not that a big feet anyway.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
And then he starts like falling asleep and all the
pressure gone. I was like, excuse me, can you go
a little bit harder? And says, oh, yeah, yeah sure,
And then I did it again and then fell asleep again.
And then halfway through the message, I hear while the
I'm behind my curtain, are you lady come in?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
And go?
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Is Haley? Is Hailey Pierson? Is here getting a message?
Who is that?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
What?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Please? Don't come in. I'm like, I'm just so like
relaxed right now. And all of a sudden, this lady
pierce through the courage. She goes, Hi, I've driven from
boarding girls. Did he come here. I just want to
say I love your show that Lauren lost so much weight.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
And I'm like, who is this person?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I don't know. I've never married before in my life.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
And then she goes, and then she goes, anyway, have
a great message.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
How did she know you were in there?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Lawrence?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Lauren was in the supermarket and she ran into Lauren
and Lauren and then the lady goes, I bet Haley's
got big feet.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
I'm gonna go and see she does. And then she
walked in. Isn't that the most weird thing?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She walked in and she just saw your feet first
of all, and she said, oh, sorry, that's Ian Thorpe,
Hailey Pierson.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
They're not that big.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
They're nice getting a footlessage.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
If I was shack though, I can at least play basketball.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, I've got big stumpers and I don't even play sports.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
No, anyway, at least been massaged. Yeah, you've got a stalker.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Oh she's a lovely stalker. But it was just very weird.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's good to have a nice.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Stork fleeting happened and then it left, and I was like,
what the hell will just happened?
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Adelaide?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
If you want to stalk Kayley Pers' just been nice
about it.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
She'll forgive you.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yeah, I stalk my husbands.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
You know what you should do. You should stalk the
radio station today.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
Stalk us here at mixed because every caller gets family
passes to the Royal Adelaide Show. All right, so you
get on the A thirteen one or two three, you
tell your story, you have a little chat, you win
tickets to the show. Yesterday, in the Wall of Truth,
Max Burfin facing the question what weapon do you have
under your bed?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
And have you ever had to use it?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Here is the weapon that lives under my bed.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
That is not a weapon, mate, This is a stick.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
This is an ice hockey stick.
Speaker 6 (03:52):
A wooden, breakable skinny stick that's like it's got seven
foot tall little carbon on the end of it.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
It is an ice hockey stick that someone got me
as like a souvenir from Canada or something, maybe fifteen
years ago. And it lives under my bed, and it
is about a meter and a half tool.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
How do you plan on using that is?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I look at it now and I know if a
robber did break into our house, it is maybe the
most impractical weapon I could keep under the bed because
of its length, it is way way too wide for
our corridors. I can't swing it. All I can do
is jabe. If they come up the stairs to the
bedroom and I pull this out in time, I'll open
the bedroom door. They'll be standing there and it's not sharp.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
No, it's not sharp, but they'll just move it. It's
just a stick.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
It's just a threat. Really, it's the.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Least manly weapon you could ever.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
What I do also have on my bedside table, amongst
other things, because the bedside table is where you just
put trinkets and things that don't really have a place.
I have a hockey puck the ice.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Hockey park, so I want to do more damage.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
What I've thought is if they do come in and
they're standing there, I could put this on the ground
and knuckle pucket like straight out of Mighty.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm not going to have time to do that.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
No, and I've never played ice hockey in my life.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Quack clack.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I'll be picturing Gordon Bombay. That's my weapon. So robbers,
please don't break into my house because my weapons an't
gonna do much to stop you.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
You need a way better weapon than that. That's not
gonna do anything.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
It's hard, and it's like I've got practical reach under
the bed to do that. I can poke you from here.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
It's not even hurting.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You're on the other side of the studio and I
can poke you a little bit in the chest.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I can just do that and move it to the side.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
All right, mate, I'll hit you on the head.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
You could just have deodorant and spray them in the eyes.
That's what I do.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Really, Yeah, it's easy, like pepper spray, but with the odorant.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Yeah, with the odorant, I smell too much Like Julian Alberton,
you have had to use your weapon. Tell us about
your weapon of choice first.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Well, it wasn't a choice, it was a necessity. It
was about three o'clock in the morning and we're at
a big old house and the slice screens just clipped
off and you can just open the window. And I
woke up with this and always rattling through my bedroom
window and I could see this figure come through my window.
I absolutely packed it and thought, what am I going
(06:13):
to use? The only thing I could think of was
I had a clay VARs. I made craft class at school,
and I'm not yet that'll do, and I cracked them
in the head with her Yes, I smashed it, screened
for mom and Dad. They came running in. It turned
out my sister had been going out late at night
(06:33):
and I didn't know, but Dad had locked or the
house up and my window was the only one that
was unlocked, and she was half cut and it smoked
a bit of wacky tobacco and fell through my window.
I screened. She got a crack in the head. Mum
and Dad then grounded her even more and there was
my vas gone.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Julie, Was she okay after you hit her over the
head with a clay VARs? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah, she was fine. She was out of it already,
so it didn't matter.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
It's guy versus girl. This is Helien Maxes of the Sexes.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Time for us to get shockingly competitive with each other
as we support you and ride you down the Flemington
Straight like a couple of jockeys in the Melbourne Cup.
Because I am desperate for Ryan in Andrew's Farm to
carry all of the men and win Battle of the
Sexes today. Ryan, you've been listening along to this since
we started. How have you found all of the galley questions?
(07:34):
That the boys have been getting.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Quite a few of them are very like basic, but
then there are some that are quite quite complex.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
There's always one that I read and go, I'm not
sure i'd get that meat at the moment.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
What do you do for work?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Work as a courier?
Speaker 8 (07:50):
So drive trucks, deliver freight?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Oh yeah, you drive trucks.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, yeah, that's tough. That's tough. Do you have heavy
vehicles driver's license?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Ryan?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
I do?
Speaker 4 (08:00):
In fact, do you have.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
A smoke at about eleven o'clock?
Speaker 4 (08:07):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (08:08):
I get to take or whenever I want, but ye,
around eleven.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
All right, right, I'm happy. I like Ryan. I like
Ryan Andrews farm. I think he's gonna go well for
me today. Who you got?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I like Andrew?
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Sorry, I like Ryan because he's quite manly. He's not
going to get these questions.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Let's go to Emma and Elizabeth Vale morning.
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Good morning guy.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Emma. Oh you sound very feminine.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
You're not You're not a blokey gal, are you?
Speaker 9 (08:28):
No?
Speaker 11 (08:29):
No, we're going to girls today, Hailey, Yeah we are.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
What do you do for work, Emma?
Speaker 8 (08:33):
I'm an office manager?
Speaker 6 (08:35):
Yeah, she got she knows that's not high vis though,
is it.
Speaker 11 (08:39):
Oh, I do wear a bit.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Of high with.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Not that it just depends and steelcats.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yes you do, Emma.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
All right, the best of both worlds for you. All right,
let's go. I'm going to ask Emma the questions. First up, Emma,
you've got three questions. Your first one, who makes the
cologne Savage cologne? No pass, I'm going to need an answer, great, yes,
(09:09):
but no, incorrect. It is dire. It's just the one
that had old mate Johnny Depp on it. Yeah. How
many doors on a duel cab ute? Emma? Four? Yeah,
it's correct. Your third and final question, what type of
water do carp live in? River?
Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yes? I would take that so not the ocean.
Speaker 10 (09:39):
Not the ocean, so one would you pull that?
Speaker 5 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Because they also live in lake.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
What's the other word for like not not salt water?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's no, that is absolutely not.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
They are in the river.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I've caught car you can catch them in lakes, you
can catch them in streams. It's fresh water. All right,
one hour, you are good. I like you. Just in
competitive with Haley.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You've been patronizing. All right, stay there, let's see how
Ryan goes.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
See there's watch Ryan Bowl. Question number one wing defense.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
And goal attack of positions in which.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
Sport defense netble.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yes, I'm so aggressive. Number two. Who makes the fragrance
black opium?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
That's tough black.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Buzz him out. He's googling.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yeah, I'm not googling.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm thinking, why a mate, Eve Saint Laurent.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Why that's what we call it.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'm here trying to help Ryan so that he knows
I'm trying to make him a better man.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
This is easy. What room would you find a Thermo
mix in.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
Kitchen?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Questions was so easy?
Speaker 12 (11:01):
Sorry, Haley, No, it's not your fault.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Questions. You didn't play.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Job, em Mark, good job, yeah, good job not putting.
It's one for the boys. We're up to four to three,
and Ryan, you have won yourself as well as those
Royal Adelaide Show family passes. You got a fifty dollars
in Peter's bake ousebout all right, mate?
Speaker 8 (11:21):
Thank you Max, thank you Haley, and thank you Vergo.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
You are actually really lovely, not all us any time.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It was really nice to you. Just you and I
that get angry to Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Yeah, we love you, we just hate each other. Emma.
You also go into Royal led show.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Well, done.
Speaker 11 (11:36):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (11:36):
I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Hayley, you're getting nothing and you're getting nothing either, mate.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I got the joy and satisfaction of Ryan carrying the
male race to another victory.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Alright, male male race, race, race, male species.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Whatever was.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Heely's put teas?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
All right?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Couples that you would never picture dating ever, okay, Sharon
Stone yep, Nelly.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yeah, Sharonstone, Basic Hinsteak.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
Yeah, and other movies. But that's the one I think
that everybody knows.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
The scene?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Is she not significantly older than him as well?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
She's sixty seven, he's fifty seventeen years.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
That's up there. I mean, it's getting up there.
Speaker 6 (12:26):
She was on Watch What Happens Live and she was
put into like a similar segment like we do with
all the truth, and she was asked about the rumor
if she dated Nelly.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
This is what she said, Sharon, did you go on
a date with Nelly? Yes? I did. Did you have
a second d oh wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Ask another question, mate, I reckon she'd eat him alive,
of course. Um, you know it's getting hot in here.
Surely that guy knows what he's doing. You can't sing
a song like this and then be like a bat
in the bedroom.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
Telling him what to do, though quite aggressively. I think
directing the whole scenario.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Be ferociously refreshed out a basic instinct, wouldn't you Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
That's all he would want. The tribe has spoken in
his time for you to go. Jonathan Lapalia, he was sacked.
Speaker 6 (13:19):
We know that this is the Australian Survivor, this is
his last season that he's hosting, and he actually found
out a very weird way. It was all over the
news and then his manager called him. He is like, oh,
by the way, they're not signing you again.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
He didn't know.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, and he was not quiet about his displeasure. There
was a lot of comments on the official Channel ten
Survivor accounts being like, oh, I guess my torch has
been for your talks.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
Your Channel ten. Why would he get fired? He was
quite good.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I shock you to learn this, Hailey. But the sports
presenter in Adelaide's ten years doesn't have much to do
with the host of Australian Survivor.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
I thought that they would all be like just hanging
out in the office together.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah, no, they actually don't live here. In fact, let
me tell you another secret Survivors not even filmed in Australia.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
So they have a new host. His name is David Gennett.
He's the guy that David ghet You're David Greta. He's
playing no David get At.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Oh he's been a contestant.
Speaker 6 (14:16):
He was a contestant. He won one of the scenes
of Survivor. He's going to be hosting. I don't know why,
I think.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
He's just this big beefhead guy and bodies.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
I don't know what's gonna.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Be like as a host.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
But look to his credit, big rig he looks strong.
It looks like a chop a tree down in the jungle.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
He does look like George of the Jungle. No one
can beat Jeff Probe though. Now I have some very
exciting news. If you love Britney speaking stuck in the day,
that's us.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
We still love Britney. She grew up with her.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
She was just she was the absolute star, always producing
amazing music.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
One more time she has blessed us.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
With a new video of her singing who knows this
could be her next single? This is this is her
preparing to clean the house. Adam was recorded have a
lesson to it.
Speaker 4 (15:00):
No Lee, no, no, no, no, no, because.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
We she's giving me a hash five, she's giving.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Little it's a little bit.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Yeah, it's a little bit Swiss mountains.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
It's a buddy running around in the background. We don't
know what's going on there.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
And I'm sure in the video she's dressed appropriately and
covered up a lot of her body.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
She's definitely has not covered up her body, and she's
definitely still wearing there's really low cut pants, and she's
definitely has not washed her a scar off in about
seven years.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
I never washed the a scar. No one has hated
the high waisted jean trend. More.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
She never adopts spies, but she can still get away
with it and top.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
If you can't see my pelvis, my fanny, there you go.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
We're going to Germany.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Now, no, we're going to handle her on closest thing.
We have to Germany get just sour kraut out. The
government's had to respond because there's a bloke he lives
up in the Adelaide Hills in Harndorff, who is in
trouble because what he's done is gone to one of
the sixty k an hour signs that is stuck up
near his house and he said, that's too quick for me.
(16:26):
It's too quick. Sixty is no good. I want it
to be fifty. And he has counterfeit, made his own.
Got the right font, yeah, got on canvas, yep, got
the red circle properly, and he's just stuck it over
the top. Had written fifty. Fifty suits me better.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
So it actually looks like from a distance the real thing,
like he's gone to so much effort to change the
speed image, which you cannot do. You are not the law.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
No, you can't change it in any direction. And it's funny.
The Transport Minister Tom Kinsontonis j mat yesterday and said, look,
I know he's making it slower. It's well intentioned, but
you can't be doing that.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
It's inappropriate, it's illegal. He's taken the law into his
own hands.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
I actually googled this this morning to see if the
this is a common thing that people do because they're
worried about copycats doing this.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
Don't do it. It's a bad thing. But someone in Gorla.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Last year made a fifty zone at eighty zone when
the opposite direction thru like yeah, through the town you
never go through a town to eighty.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
It's always fifty.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Imagine though that's bad, I'd be happy to go eighty.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I think you'd be in more trouble. Yes, I would.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
I you'd be in more trouble though making it faster
it's more dangerous.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like the concept of taking the law into your own hands.
I live on a cul de Sack, and I'd love
to stick a no entry sign at the end of
it so no.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
One comes down at all, residents only.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I really don't have anyone that drives down there anyway,
because it's not a thoroughfare, but just.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
No one except me and I try to go out
the wrong way, it doesn't exist.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's like no entry but then straight after one hundred
and ten sign, even though even though the street's like
less than two hundred meters long, I would drive there.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Just to go at one hundred and ten year coler Sack.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
The only thing I can think of where I may
have taken the law into my own hands in my
life is my father and we. The house I grew
up in was quite close to vic Park. Oh yeah,
and obviously when the cars are on like the e
clips of five hundred or whatever, it's called these days.
Was we would have the really big years. Cars would
(18:22):
start to creep up to words where our house was,
and that's where they parked for the day. And I
remember one year we had out the front of our
house some traffic cones that suggested that you were not
allowed to park in a certain area. They were not
officially traffic cones. And dad has a driveway. There was
no need. He just didn't want to park out in
front of his house.
Speaker 6 (18:42):
It's a real boomer thing to do, isn't it. Absolutely no,
I'm allowed to do this. No one was allowed to
park you this put these cones out. Why does your
dad have cones?
Speaker 1 (18:48):
You've got to have them, never know when you need them.
I love, I want to hear from you, Adelae thirty
one or two three. When have you taken the law
into your own hands?
Speaker 6 (18:57):
Yes, I'll tell you next what I did when I
worked at JETI Surf in Rundell Mall back in the
day twenty years ago, where I became the law.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Oh yeah, a citizen's arrest, Yes, you me.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
It was wild. I was flapping about.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
Just like the real cops. Yeah, give us a ring.
Thirty one and two three when have you taken the
law into your own hands? Every caller that gets on
air is getting a family pass the raw of that
lead shot. Bad boys, Bad boys. What you going to
do when the government comes to you because you've taken
the law into your own hands and you've stuck fake
fifty kilometer an hour signs up over the sixty because
(19:36):
you think people are going too fast near your house.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
Yeah, this has actually happened in handorff.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah, bloke stuck. It's done a really good job, like
screwed him on. It looks the proper fonts and everything.
He put fifty signs on a sixty because just thought
it was a bit quick.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
This backs up my theory that it's a boomer thing
to take the law into your own hands. When my
dad at kiss and drop zones in primary schools, when
you pick up my kids would get out of his
car and yell at people if they're piped over driveways.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
Yeah, that's that's not right. You know that to do that,
you're not the laws.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Not your responsibility. But he is trying to do a
p book service. We want to know from you, when
have you taken the law into your own hands? Hayley
you said, before you get to these calls. You said,
you have taken the law into your Yes.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
I used to work at Jetty Surf and run the mall,
and I was waiting for the day that someone would
steal something so then I could run after them. And
it happened.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
But of course as it happened, I were all like
flappy and didn't know.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Of course, because you're not used to being a police officer.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Oh my god, someone stole something. Guys, guys, guys, and
my arms.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Are going everywhere probably and then roxy bikinis.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
Whatever it was.
Speaker 6 (20:42):
This guy was running down the mall and then me
and another guy that worked there were running. He did
all work and I was just there flapping about. But
I was part of it, and it was so exciting.
You don't realize when you work in retails.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Happened you can do a citizens arrest. He stopped and
we waited for the police to come.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
The guy just stopped and you didn't have to tackle
him or anything.
Speaker 6 (20:59):
No, the guy tackled him really, not like full tackled,
but like in my head it was a full tackle,
like it was a type.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
And roll, but in reality just sort of it was
just like havy honists.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You can have them back. Wow, exciting, exciting.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Right, i'dlad. When did you take Laura into your own hands?
Thirteen one O two three Jacob in Gawler, What did
you do with some road work equipment?
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
We all know.
Speaker 13 (21:23):
When you know, they have roadworks on and then they
cease to continue work and they like to leave their
signs up with all their reduced speeds.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Yeah they do.
Speaker 13 (21:34):
Yeah, I kind of took it upon myself to lay
them down but have them take an nice little nap,
and yeah, it's kind of got rid of that situation.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
So so they.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Wet workers weren't working anymore.
Speaker 13 (21:47):
No about you know, it's about a week or so,
they'd stopped working and they just decided to leave their
signs out like they don't cost anything.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
And you were going twenty five fair enough?
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Yeah, basically, Yeah, I think I did myself and the
rest of the public a favor, so absolutely, I think,
and I.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Caught room that's fine.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
We're going to rule on your citizen police work and
say that's fine, that's absolutely fine.
Speaker 3 (22:11):
So fine with that.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Oh that's good to hear, Jacob. You know what, we'll
give you a fairly pass all that the show.
Speaker 13 (22:16):
Nor thank you guys. I appreciate that.
Speaker 6 (22:18):
Someone I don't know that we will be okay with
is an anonymous.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I like an anonymous.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I mean, if they're anonymous, they know their dodgy. You
know you are, little girl.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
What do you do? Anonymous?
Speaker 11 (22:31):
So I live on a corner block and I've got
a side access driveway which is regularly that people had
to park across, and people kept parking there after discussion,
so I paid someone I know to yellow line it.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yes, you did what I did, and then.
Speaker 11 (22:47):
They kept parking there. So I made sordlan letters from
the police with warning letters saying the maximum penalty.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Oh my god, details, I think I did well, Anonymous.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Can I go back to yellow lining person physicians to
mate who happen to have some yellow paint and the
roller or a fee?
Speaker 11 (23:08):
Yeah, he works in construction, he knows, he's got all
the contacts, he knows what he's doing. I don't know
from one hundred bucks, and he did it.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
You've got that down, and then the people are still
parking there and you've decided let's go to the next level.
Can you talk us through the tickets that you made?
Were they based on other tickets you'd seen in the past,
or the big al pieces of paper that clearly looks fake.
Speaker 11 (23:30):
So they are a four because they're warning, not a ticket,
So it wasn't mak an actual fine. So yeah, I did,
and I had seen ones in the past. So you know,
you just sort of have to copy and paste the
logos and stuff and just do a few little things,
have a few little links to the law, and you
know what lord are breaking and the maximum penancy for
this is book.
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Did you did it stop them from parking across the driveway?
Speaker 11 (23:52):
They haven't parked there for a while. Yes, don't be happy.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
When they painted the yellow Do they do it at
nighttime with battleclavas on and stuff?
Speaker 11 (24:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I wasn't there.
Speaker 11 (24:02):
I just paid it to him and he got it done.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Oh yeah, you never asked questions with these dog No,
what was it worth financially?
Speaker 1 (24:09):
What'd you pay your mate to paint the yellow line? Yes?
Speaker 7 (24:13):
That was easy.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I think that I'm okay with this? Are you okay
with this?
Speaker 3 (24:16):
Hale?
Speaker 6 (24:18):
Look, yeah, you don't drive over someone's drive You don't
park over someone's driveway.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
That's really annoying.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Don't do that And it's not like anonymous as finding
them and saying pay the money into my bank account,
which case we'd say, no, don't do Yeah, that's illegal. Yeah,
I'm okay with you just giving a lot of people
ideas anonymous. You're gonna have to give you produce, our
producers your actual name because you.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Got the role.
Speaker 6 (24:38):
Thank you, Thanks, Sarah.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Imagine the world with you two as judges. Oh my god,
that was fine.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
We're like Donald Trump. It's vibe baal like you get
in there. It's just like actually quite.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Like yeah, probably quite funny.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I think he'd be okay on the outside world.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
All right, world famous.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Let's learn a little something about Haylo Pearson right now.
You have to answer it truthfully. That's the wall of truth.
That's how it works. Just ask Keith Urban. Okay, Hailey
Pearson loved it. I want to ask, first of all,
just for clarity, how long have you been married to
your husband, Jimmy?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Oh god, two thousand and seven, two thousand.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
And seven years, it feels like that eighteen years. Yeah,
you guys from the outside that Peter have a fantastic relationship.
You get on very well. You got your two kids, like,
I love it. You laugh at each other, and as
far as I'm aware, the sparks still fly. But I
want to know when the last time you guys went
on a date? Was? That's your all the truth question.
It was the last time Haley Pearson and Jimmy went
(25:48):
on a date.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
The last time I went on a date with my husband,
I actually can't remember. I think it was a year
and a half ago. How does it make your fears
twenty twenty three?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I reckon?
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Do you know what it is? I reckon?
Speaker 6 (26:05):
If you're in this position as well, I'm going to
think of the chaos of life at the moment where
we're both work full time after school every day there's
some form of sport on and then weekends we have
a soccer game in three basketball games on a Saturday,
and then Saturday night we.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Just my favorite place to be. I know that I'm
all over.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Everywhere in South Australia at whatever, doing fun things with
my job, but my favorite place to be is at
home of course, with my two dogs, my two boys,
Jimmy and just chilling. So whenever we go out, it's
always with the boys because I feel guilty going well,
it's been a busy week.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
I haven't seen them. If I go out with Jimmy,
then I'm I don't know if I to see my kids.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Do you feel like that hurts your relationship.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
With your husband?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Do you know the bad thing is? I know that
like we have a very you know, we've been together forever.
Speaker 6 (26:53):
I've been with him from more than half my life,
and I feel like we're always going to be okay.
But I probably do do the wrong thing by putting
kids are always number one.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Work is number two because it's quite busy. I have
three jobs, and then he probably always is number three.
That's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Do you think that he would like to be a
little notch higher?
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Of course, he would probably like to be higher.
Speaker 12 (27:19):
But like.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
We, I don't know. We just don't ever just go
out the two of us.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
If we go out the two of us, it's at
with other people, or it's with the kids or whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
It's not like we.
Speaker 6 (27:30):
Don't have We're not like a romantic couple either, Like
you won't see us in public, you know, like holding
hands and kissing or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
We don't do that.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
You hold hands in public.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
No, we've got a thing with holding hands. We don't
like holding hands normal thing.
Speaker 6 (27:45):
No, I know, but it's a weird I feel like
it uncomfortable, and I do it on purpose to make
him feel uncomfortable, and like we have a.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Joke when we do it.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
I'll put he put his arm round like we touch,
but it's not like we're like.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Overtly like it's not a PDA.
Speaker 3 (27:59):
No, we're not like that.
Speaker 6 (28:00):
But do you know, I think it's I don't know
you're in this position before you you haven't got kids yet,
so it's just the two of you. But then when
you add in kids and another dog and life, it
just gets so crazy that you do kind of put
your partner maybe to the side a little bit. Doesn't
mean I love him any less.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Busy debate. Do you think that your relationship would be
better if you guys made time to date each other?
Speaker 6 (28:27):
Yeah, we're still talk I call him probably twenty times
a day, so we still talk all the time, so
it's not like we're lacking communication. And then he'll always
write me really rude messages.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
I'm not reading them out, Dad, No.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Rude or saucy.
Speaker 3 (28:44):
Saucy not rude doesn't mean to me.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
You look terrible today, fat really ugly. So the Spark's
still alive.
Speaker 3 (28:56):
The spark is still alone.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
It probably could be better if we went on dates together,
but I don't know.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Hailey Max's producer Bella. I've just had someone called in Helen.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Not alone.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
People are really really resonating with this. We've got Amanda.
Let's talk to her next.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Amanda.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Okay, last name, hug and kiss? Oh good or maybe not? Yeahs,
Maybe she's got some advice for you. Okay, We've just.
Speaker 6 (29:19):
Been talking to Amanda about her need.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
For a date with her husband.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
She just had a baby, but she doesn't want to
go on a date and end with anything, you know,
silly business.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Yeah, all of truth taken a bit of a turn.
Speaker 6 (29:31):
She just wants to hang out with her husband and
then go to bed with a cup of tea.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
She does want to be touched, and that's okay. I
get that you've just had a baby.
Speaker 1 (29:39):
Yeah, Amanda, when did you have the baby again? Can
you remind us how long ago?
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (29:42):
Seven months ago.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You're in the thick of it.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
And Hayley has just enlightened me and a lot of
men out there that you don't want to be touched
by anyone after you've had a baby. What was your quote,
something about so needed sucking and touching.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Everyone is sucking on my boobs as he liked the baby,
the babies, any baby.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
There's a line out the door, people wanting to suck
on the boo leave me alone, and Amanda feels that. Yeah,
so Amanda, you put it out there that this date,
it can't happen unless you know that you're not going
to have your husband trying to touch at the end
of it.
Speaker 10 (30:14):
So I would enjoy it a lot more if there
was no expectation.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
We've gone and we've got your husband's number off of you.
Thank you for that. Dan's on the line, Morning Dan,
Good morning, go Dan. What do you think listening along
to this is this? Does this resonate with you?
Speaker 8 (30:27):
Yeah, look at dogs, it does. I've I've gotten I've
been able to read the room a little bit, and
I think I've gotten the message a few times.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Have you tried?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Have you over the last couple of months? Have you
tried and had some walls put up in front of you? I?
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Yes, Okay, Can I just say it's not that we
don't love you or I like not attracted to you?
Dan It's just that we don't want to be poked
and produ for.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
A little while. We just want to just be ourselves
and stop touching me.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Are you suggesting that Dan pokes and prots in the bedroom.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
A little bit? You?
Speaker 1 (31:01):
He might have a so do you do a soft caress?
Speaker 3 (31:03):
Do you poke and prodalyzer.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Deeply personal question. We're in the wall of Troy, that's true,
but you're in it at the moment, all.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Right, Amanda, you have something to ask Dan.
Speaker 10 (31:14):
Dan, would you go on a date with me where
we can have adult conversation and enjoy a nice nail together,
but you don't touch me afterwards?
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Dan.
Speaker 8 (31:29):
I would love to.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Dan, But okay, all right, let's sign a contract to you.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Dan. I'm going to do a little pledge with you.
Speaker 6 (31:41):
I would like you to repeat after me, Dan, my
name is Dan, Dan, and I promise that I will
go on a date with my beautiful wife, Amanda.
Speaker 8 (31:52):
We'll go on a date with my beautiful wife, and.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I will not touch her at the end.
Speaker 8 (31:56):
Of it, and that I will not touch her at
the end of it.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
There will be no poking and prodding.
Speaker 8 (32:05):
I don't know if I can play that. There will
be no poking products.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Oh that's a binding contract, said on the radio. I
would just like to ask, though, for Dan's sake and
for the sake of all men out there in this
position Amanda to you, could you, then, in return, maybe
give a time frame when damn you will be able
to post in the time frames just one time?
Speaker 13 (32:33):
Is it three weeks?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Could there be any time in the three weeks after
the date where you might the poking.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Just let her have a date and not be touched.
That's all she wants. That's what she's getting.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
And then I want to ask about in return in
the following week, something in return, something let a man
to speak for herself.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
Haley Pearson, Haley saying this perfectly.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
So no poking or product.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
I'm not saying forever.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I'm just saying I just wanted the time frame.
Speaker 3 (33:03):
We don't want to put a date.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
I want to put something in my eye calendar right
now so I know that a man down in NORWD
are having a good time. Well, you know what, we
haven't got the time frame, but we can help you
out with your date. We're going to send you, guys
along to the movies. You've got a pastor to go
and see the naked gun, the new one.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Oh, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
And then you're not going to get naked afterwards.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
I mean you can, but we'll also give you, guys
a family pastor of the Royal lad Show.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Okay, thank you, thank you much.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, thousand dollars money minute.
Speaker 3 (33:41):
All right, let's go to Beautiful Leafy Myrtle Bank. Hello Kelly,
good morning.
Speaker 14 (33:47):
How are you so good?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Kelly? We've not heard from you before. You're a new caller, right.
Speaker 11 (33:52):
I am? I A girl put me up to this
this morning?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Is see you and the kids usually listen along to
the Money Minute.
Speaker 8 (34:02):
We know we haven't.
Speaker 10 (34:04):
We're all new, but they said, let's let's.
Speaker 14 (34:07):
Listen to something new.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
All right, let's try it. Step off, Kelly. We're going
to bribe you to stick with us by you winning
one thousand dollars. Okay, this is all right you Kelly.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
I'm going to give you the rules. Listen carefully.
Speaker 6 (34:18):
Since you've never played this before, we have to accept
your first answer. Remember that, okay, and if you pass
on a question, that's fine, but we'll come back to
at the end.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
If you know what I love, I loved all the
people that have been listening for a long time and
that can't.
Speaker 2 (34:31):
Get through, and that she's new first day here gets through.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
We believe it. Kelly. You got this all right?
Speaker 14 (34:40):
Kelly?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Your ten questions, your sixty seconds. It starts now. How
many days in August.
Speaker 3 (34:49):
Thirty?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Who is the leader of the Liberal Party the National
Liberal Party?
Speaker 11 (34:55):
Ha?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Nat Barr is the host of which breakfast TV show?
Which airlines logo is a start? Who played Casey in Baywatch?
How many points is a goal worth in the AFL?
Blinding Lights is a hit song from which singer Pa
(35:18):
The Golden Archers are a nickname for which fast food
joint machas David Beckham is married to. Which spice girl Victoria?
Starting with a what is the name of a large
fish tank?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Aquarium?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Who's the leader of the Liberal Party? No idea? Nat
Barr is the host of which Breakfast TV show, go
on one of the Big Ones.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
To say any either of them?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
The opposite of Sunset?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Ah, the pressure got you? That's okay, Kelly? No, no, no,
You're not going home Anti handed.
Speaker 6 (35:58):
Let's start with I'm just gonna go randomly, starting with
a what was the name of a fish tank, Yes, aquarium.
David Beckham married to Posh Spice, the Golden Archers Macas.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
How many points in a goal on AFL six which
airlines logo is a star jet Star?
Speaker 2 (36:17):
Tick?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Tick tick tick?
Speaker 3 (36:18):
How many is that?
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Max's fine? That's fifty.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
You got the other five rolls? You want to know
what they are? Or you want to move on?
Speaker 11 (36:24):
Oh, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Let's just be get whatever happened.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
Kelly, I'm happy with that.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
You got fifty bucks, so hopefully that's enough to stick around
with us and play again another time.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
All right, thank you guys. That's awesome.
Speaker 9 (36:36):
I've got to start listening and getting my skills up.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, and you go to the show too.
Speaker 9 (36:40):
Oh that's the best.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
My kids are going to be ecstatic.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
All right, nor amazing.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
You got to come back here tomorrow. Don't go anywhere else?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Okay, absolutely not, Kelly?
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Alright, Haley and Max Now, Travis Boke it's his final
game Friday night Suns Yeah, gold.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Coast, but here at Adelaide over Friday night. We need
a farewell this man. We need a fell farewell this
legend off not just the Portadada Football Club, but the
AFL the most loved characters to have played the game.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, it doesn't matter if you go for the Crows.
Everyone loves Travis.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
All right, please be here next as you help us
build the farewell fitting for Travis Bolts.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
What a week. What a week. Port Adelaide's season is
about to come to an end. We can talk about
the Crows, we can talk about Isaac Rank and everything
in between, but step it positive. Let's send Travis Bolkue
off into the sunset Friday night, his last game and
iconic career, the seventh most games, off the top of
my head in AFL history.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
A couple of weeks.
Speaker 6 (37:45):
Ago, when we broke the news that Travis was retiring,
I was so surprised and humbled by the fact we
had so many people called.
Speaker 3 (37:53):
Crying, like what a man. They don't just love him
for his footy Yep.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
This is the thing with Travis bok He obviously Port
fans love him, but no one else really seems to
dislike him, which I think you can hang your hat on.
When we opened it up, we got all manner of
emotions from the.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
He's my fantasy husband.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
He's just the kind of sweetest.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Man, my husband jokes around that if I ever left him, it'd.
Speaker 3 (38:15):
Be for Travis.
Speaker 11 (38:16):
But my mom passed away ten years ago and he's
brought a message inside a photo for my mum.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
A lot of him so much, no one could top that.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
He's much love for everyone, not just within the for
the footy club, but pretty much every in the cross
paths with him has got a great thing to say
about him.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
And he's to be a standing renovations for Travis Folkes
on his last face.
Speaker 14 (38:33):
I think everybody in the crowd, regardless who you are, needs.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
To applaud him and give him the resposition that he
truly deserves. Someone who's never slipped up is Travis folk
and an absolute role model.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
This level of longevity only comes with extraordinary resilience.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
He stay true at.
Speaker 5 (38:49):
One club player and I don't think we see enough
about me after all these days. What a record breaking careero,
former captain, winner of two John Cohill Medals, Striel Australian,
great role model.
Speaker 9 (38:59):
Talking about it, it's just an emotional mess for me.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
That number ten, jen Z. I hope no one ever
always it again.
Speaker 8 (39:05):
That's his number.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Just a great servant the club.
Speaker 8 (39:09):
That's a tough one.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
They give me for Boke. We will be listening here.
Speaker 3 (39:14):
God, I've got choice bumps.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yeah, I've heard that before and it's still fantastic. And
the names in there, Peter Male and Ouscas was in there,
Hamish Artlet, Rosanna Magarelli last bloke from the Cheers squad.
Speaker 6 (39:26):
That he means a lot to South Australia. What are
we going to do for him his final games Friday night?
Can we do something as a state for Travis Boke, like.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Statue wise, statues? Is he could he do us?
Speaker 6 (39:40):
Is he big enough to get a statue? I think
he's deserving, but then there's a lot of deserving.
Speaker 1 (39:46):
People that deserve statues. Said over in like two hundred
years time, it's just going to be statues, isn't it. Yeah,
we need to do something to send off Travis Bok
because he has had such a great impact on so
many people. And we would like your assistance if you
could give us a ring on thirteen and one oh
two to three with some ideas, some thought starters for
us by Friday. We would like to have a proper farewell,
(40:10):
a proper send off plant. Yeah, an event bombers.
Speaker 6 (40:14):
Us some money thirty dollars to put towards our party.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
He's taken about six months of our salaries.
Speaker 6 (40:23):
In all seriousness, we are going to do something Friday night.
We're going to do something for Travis Bow. We want
you to be part of it. We don't know what
we want to do yet. Is it a bogey bash?
What is it a mural a party?
Speaker 3 (40:33):
What are we going to do?
Speaker 1 (40:34):
We get all the Travis's, We get Travis Pastrana from
the BMX and motocross to do a backflip over the Torrents.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I don't know, I mind that idea, haven't.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
Quite worked it out. This is why we need you
to help us out. They one, O, two three. We
want to do this. We want to send him off
and if you call three with a good idea, we're
going to give you some tickets to the show.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Absolutely all right?
Speaker 5 (40:51):
What is your idea to farewell a legend? Travis Boke
this Friday his last game. Mix one two point three
will take your calls next.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Travis Bow's retiring. Yeah, but it's happening at the right time.
He's leaving when he's on a high.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
He's not we suck and no, he's on a.
Speaker 6 (41:07):
High though on lead when he's all shriveled up and
no one cares and calling him old anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
The high is that his body is still in good
shape and to play okay football.
Speaker 6 (41:15):
Yeah, but everyone's sad because he's not just a great footballer.
Speaker 3 (41:18):
He's a great guy.
Speaker 1 (41:20):
He's given a lot to the state, a lot to
like childhood cancer. Yeah, to the fans.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
I've never heard a bad words said about Travis Boke.
So we want to do a party. We do something
Friday night. We're going to the game. I'm actually going
to a port game. Mm hm, what the hell? And
we have a little bit of budget.
Speaker 1 (41:38):
Yeah, my boss outsourcing our brains. What should we do?
Adelaide Jess in Huntfield Heights is called in Jess, what's
your idea for us?
Speaker 14 (41:45):
I really think you guys should do like a complimation
video of all of the fans and saying bye or
saying like a nice memory of what they've had, and
they play it before the game on the oval, like
on the big I love that.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I love it. My only flag, Jess is so many
people love Travis Boke. That video could go for two
and a half hours.
Speaker 14 (42:03):
It definitely could. But I think that either if they
get like maybe like port members to do it because
like devoted to the club and they've been there for
so long.
Speaker 3 (42:11):
Do you know what we could do? I do love that.
Speaker 6 (42:14):
If you're listening to this right now and you love Bokey,
send us a video to our inbox on our Instagram.
Speaker 3 (42:19):
I'll put a montage together. A montage now.
Speaker 14 (42:23):
I was thinking like YouTube, like open like an application
of every wrong put videos there as well.
Speaker 3 (42:28):
Do it? Send us in box us.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
You're a thinker. I appreciate it. Thank you for your advice. Hey, Jes,
do you want to go to the Royal that lad show?
Speaker 11 (42:34):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Yeah, all right, you got a family.
Speaker 14 (42:38):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Okay, great idea done, Cheryl and Seaford. What's your suggestion
for Bokey?
Speaker 12 (42:45):
Hey, so it's got to be packed out, so it's
going to be a full house anyway, and every person
who gets in there gets even those masks that you wear.
Speaker 8 (42:56):
Like her a photo of oh yeah.
Speaker 12 (43:01):
Love so when the fan, when the TV like the
cameras film around and then just got.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Travis folks face.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
I love that.
Speaker 12 (43:11):
And if you've got fifty one thousand people there, it's
just fifty your thousand trasks.
Speaker 6 (43:16):
Pringing costs may not stretch that far our budget.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
I don't know if we've quite got fifty thousand cutouts
in our budget.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
We don't that would want to get for us to
do that.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
If we had, well, we could fire someone who would
we fire?
Speaker 2 (43:32):
Joking?
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
We've been lost with our here.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
The show wouldn't work, but we'd have those cutouts and Travis,
I love the idea. I love the idea. We'll see
how many we can get with our with our little budget.
Do you want to go to the wall show?
Speaker 10 (43:48):
You can do it instead of it?
Speaker 7 (43:49):
Where's Wally?
Speaker 1 (43:50):
With's Travis? That's just one cutout one?
Speaker 3 (43:56):
All right?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Thanks Cheryl, you've got tickets to the show by the
way yet? Cool? All right, we'll speak about it later anyway.
Emma and Elizabeth Grove, good morning.
Speaker 13 (44:04):
Hey, how are you guys?
Speaker 8 (44:05):
Good? I reckon you guys need to do like a
play on words with his name. So how about like
a Travis boat party down like the river Torrents or something.
Speaker 3 (44:15):
I love this Travis Travis boat. We need a boat.
Speaker 10 (44:20):
Favorites on there do a little like party just before
you get on?
Speaker 3 (44:24):
Who's got a boat?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Travis?
Speaker 3 (44:26):
We need a big boat, though not just.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
Like a bunch of tinnies together on the torrents.
Speaker 3 (44:31):
Who sank the boat? That's a silly idea.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
Can you just launch any boat you want into the tires?
Speaker 3 (44:36):
I don't think so. I've never seen I've rowed. You
could do a row boat?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Could it? Come on? There's no boat ramp. There's going
to be a boat that like lives in there. Yeah,
so row boats or the Popeye? Pretty much the Popeye?
How many Popeyes are there? Two? Three?
Speaker 3 (44:53):
Imagine that. Imagine on the Popeye while people are crossing
the bridges and we're just having a Travis boat party.
Speaker 1 (44:59):
Travis, I love that.
Speaker 6 (45:06):
How we give his Ryl's idea and gets and cutouts
of faces on the boat the Travis boat.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
Emma, we're quite enamored with your idea. We liked the idea.
We think who would thank you because.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Anyone had a contact with the Popeye.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
First things first, Emma, you got tickets to the show.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Second things second, I
love this so much. We need a boat.
Speaker 2 (45:34):
Give your show tickets for your boat.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
We will give you show tickets. We just need a boat,
preferably one on the Torrents because it would be as
fun as it would be to be on a boat
like at Outer Harbor. It's not close to the fleet.
Speaker 6 (45:44):
That's not funny. We don't want to go on the Korong.
I don't care about that. It's got nothing to do
with Travis boat.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
Yeah, if you're in Perth right now and you're calling
with a boat, we don't want it. We would love
to be the Torrents. Someone who has a contact to
the Torrents Pop Popeye, I guess, or.
Speaker 3 (45:59):
Just even that.
Speaker 6 (46:01):
Either the Popeye would would be that's number one, but
b would be the little ones that you ride individually
with a couple.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
The little barbecue boys, Barbee boys would be cool. That's
not enough, though, we need it bigger.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
All right, we'll have a think we've our heads together and.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
Not Travis Boakes. It's just Travis's boat.
Speaker 8 (46:20):
All right.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
If you're own the Popeye, call us please.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
We're trying to put together a fitting farewell for Travis
Boke this Friday, his last game against the Gold Coast
Sons right here in Adelaide.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
Emma and Elizabeth Grove that called him.
Speaker 1 (46:40):
Yeah, it was Emma. Emma called in and said, you
know what you guys should do for Travis Boke's farewell,
should do a plan on words and you should do
a Travis boat party. So clever and instantly we decided
we like that idea. The only thing we're missing is
Travis Boke because he'll be playing footy and a boat
because we don't own a boat.
Speaker 6 (46:59):
And then we said, hey, does anyone know the person
who owns the Popeye? Like is it a person that
owns a Popeye or the city of Adelaide?
Speaker 1 (47:08):
Not really certain, but the power of giving your phone
number on the radio and saying course, if you have
any idea, sometimes it works. We have on the line
what is written on my screen as Tony Popeye.
Speaker 9 (47:19):
Owner, Good morning, how are you going? Oh god, look
I heard on the grave vine a great idea about
Trevor's boat boat boat.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Boat boat boat, Travis boat.
Speaker 9 (47:36):
So hey, look, i'd we really happy to help out
Friday night. Yeah, we could fly and pop ye We've.
Speaker 3 (47:43):
Got the Popeye.
Speaker 6 (47:45):
Okay, so the plan is Popeye in front of Adelaide Oval.
Speaker 3 (47:50):
But we have to like decorate it or something. We
have to make it.
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Boy, we can work that out.
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Can we do that? Tony?
Speaker 9 (47:57):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Man.
Speaker 9 (47:58):
Yeah, look, we'll have a couple of hours to get
in the boat already and decorate it with I don't know,
we'll have to use your prayers about the decoration. That's problem.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
We've got some buddy, make it happen port man.
Speaker 2 (48:11):
Yes, since since Timary school.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
So you've got a vested interest in this.
Speaker 9 (48:19):
Okay, well you know yeah sure, I mean Southralia first
and posts closed second.
Speaker 1 (48:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:25):
Have you got a sound system on the Popeye?
Speaker 6 (48:29):
Have you got a sound system, like a really good
speaker that we can crank?
Speaker 9 (48:33):
Well yeah, I've got extra speakers too, so we can
actually blast everybody on the class bridges they're walking across.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Were to play, Tony looking forward to look.
Speaker 9 (48:47):
Get in touch with me as soon as you can
and we'll something out.
Speaker 3 (48:50):
Okay, Tony, you are the best. You're the man.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Incredible. We have one of the Popeye boats that iconic
boats that float around on the Torrens and we can
use it Friday. Let's just like around five thirty ish.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, yep, yeah, my question how many people fit on
the boat?
Speaker 9 (49:06):
About fifty?
Speaker 4 (49:07):
Done?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Your party?
Speaker 5 (49:09):
You happy for us to take over and do food
and drinks and like actually have a party.
Speaker 9 (49:13):
That's up to you.
Speaker 2 (49:14):
Guys.
Speaker 9 (49:14):
Look, I'm in the in your hand, in your hand,
do whatever you like.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
You are the man. All right, that's locked in. Well,
we've got the three of us and Tony coming, so
forty six more maybe forty six months to feel all right,
it out. We'll work it out, all.
Speaker 6 (49:31):
Right, stay tuned tomorrow. We'll do the logistics with Tony
off air.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, but on air we'll say thank you very much, Tony,
you're the man.
Speaker 9 (49:39):
Hey, you're welcome. You're welcome. Anything for Travis. Yes, stuck
with us, stuck with us, street, sticking to.
Speaker 6 (49:45):
Him at Travis Boke party on the Torrist Yeah party,
all right, Tony, you're the man.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Thank you. You speak yeah, yeah, no worries, legend. I
love this spoken into existence.
Speaker 6 (49:58):
Didn't we, Yes, Okay, So we just need to go
away and you know, work out how we're gonna do this.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
But we will have tickets. I'm masiming tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
That's our next thing. We'll work out tickets to the
boat and then tickets to the footy. You can't have
a boat party without tickets of the foot We're.
Speaker 6 (50:12):
All going to the Oh my god, people crossing the
bridge are going to see us having a party on
the boat.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
That's so fun.
Speaker 1 (50:18):
You know what I really want on the boat. I
want one of those like you know how you have
mermaids Travis. I want a Travis Boat on the front
of the ship. Yeah, yeah, I work that out.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
All right. I'm on their website now.
Speaker 5 (50:29):
Hey, do you discover the beauty of Adelaide from the
serenity of the River Torrens aboard the iconic heritage listed Popeye.
This thing's been here for years now, sailing on site,
seeing charter trips.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
You can learn more and book at this website, the
Popeye dot com. Do are you?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
We actually had at my cret club a night on
the Popeye and everyone went and we packed out two
Popeyes and we got lit and it is such a
nice place to sit and drink a beer. Yeah, I
want drink a beer on Friday night. This is exciting, amazing.
All right.
Speaker 5 (50:56):
We will firm up some details and be back with
the Travis boat tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (51:00):
Mixed one on two point three, we're out of here.
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