FULL SHOW #132: MAX REVEALS THE MOST UN-SEXY THING ABOUT HIMSELF

FULL SHOW #132:

MAX REVEALS THE MOST UN-SEXY THING ABOUT HIMSELF

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts Here more mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Your day, your jest. This is Hailey and Max in
the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Get it hate that number one? Good fun, start today alive,
so very much fun.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
It's fun on the face because I get it.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Hate that. Don't want to mind and do.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yes, yes, yes, here we go and Happy Friday. Haley Pierson,
Max birfayt Let's fryday.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Did I go early on the weekend yesterday? Maybe some
are saying it was on the weekend yesterday, But if
it is in your mind, it is in your life.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Do you know what it's going to be a foul
day today?

Speaker 5 (00:59):
If I was you, I would turn around if you're
driving right now and go home and have a day off,
Stay in bed, sit on the couch, don't wear a bra,
wear a big baggy jumper and watch Netflix.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
That's like the dream day. Put the fire on if
you have a fire, have the dog on your lap.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Every day that I get an excuse to not wear
a bra is a good day. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
You don't know the feeling.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
You don't know the joy of getting home and taking off.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
The bra I get a similar joy from socks, I believe.
I don't know because I don't wear bras.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
But no, it's not the same because it also off.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
But if you wear like those sporty like tube sock
type things, go half wipe your shin and you haven't
touched them all day, and then you get home and
you take them off and you've got like the indentation.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Yeah, and stages.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, and it's a tiny bit fatter above where it was,
and you're like, you know, let me just scratch that.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
A sock scratches.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, I get that because it is like a band aid.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
That's itchy.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Oh it's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, probably more satisfying taking the bar because then the
boots can just run wild.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I'm just gonna let you have that. I'm not gonna
I'm not going to test the theory.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
Do you know what I did yesterday? A classic appears
and story quickly? Have we got time?

Speaker 5 (02:11):
So I came into work today, I've got no wedding
ring on.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
I want to know why have I broken up with
my husband?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
My god?

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Is she single?

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Is she back on the market.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
This is my life. I go into a beautiful jeweler
in the city. Okay, my ring cleaned?

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Cool? Can you clean my ring? Excellent? I got chatting
away and then I was.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like, all right, everyone, see ya you left your ring there?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
That.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I went home and I got a message going, oh,
you left your ring here.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
The reason you came here was to quen I just came.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
I just came to talk some shop with you guys,
Like what is happening.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
To my brain?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
A look at it?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
See yah? And then I feel really naked without it.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Anyway, I completely understand that when I take my wedding
ring off to go to like the gym or something,
and then.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Theirs did you take it off so that people look
at you?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I take it off, left the whole things in my hands.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Oh man, I want to scratch my ring.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
You're one of those guys, now you're not. You're definitely
the guy that doesn't want to scratch his ring.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't want to scrat that. That's the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
And then I spend the whole time doing like this, right,
flicking my radio, flicking my thumb over the bottom of
the four finger.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah. Oh, crap. Where is that thing?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
We could just keep talking about, just relatable stuff forever.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
You talk for three hours and not play a single song,
No ads, do no contest, just out whatever comes up
into our minds.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let's do that another day. Oh not today?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
All right?

Speaker 6 (03:32):
Do you promise I promise every caller gets today, guys
thanks to Max berthad IS's efforts. Yesterday drinking Haley and
Marie Gavan's spit gross.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What's the most disgusting thing you've ever done?

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I was a roller at school and we are very
close when you're with your crew, and it was our
breakup day, and ten dollars when you're about sixteen is.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
A lot of money.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Absolutely it is.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
And we had a dare where there was eight of
us and we said, if this is.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Really gross, by the way.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
That's what I asked.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
If everyone spits in a glass of coke, a glass
of coke, if everyone has a little spit, whoever drinks
it gets ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's gross. It's so gross.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I didn't drink, okay, so we all spat in it.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
So you've spat it not knowing who's going to drink it.
It was just like, let's prepare the No.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
It was me and another girl. I won't name her
because she would be mortified.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
No, I can't.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Susie.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, definitely Susie.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
We both drunk the coke with spin it and we
got five dollars each.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, you didn't even get the ten because you had
to split it with Susie. When you looked down at
that glass of coke, yeah, could you see spits in it? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:57):
But I used to do things because I thought it
was funny as well, like it's a funny thing to do,
but it also very gross, but also I wanted to win,
so ticked all of my boxes of my competitive nature
and stuff too.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
I would never ever do that, now, that is a.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Bold Does your husband know that you did that? No,
I don't think I've ever told him that he might
never kiss you again.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah, although eight beautiful women there spit in my That's
a very.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Very dark corner of the internet that we don't have
to go to.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
If I offered everyone tickets to the Royal Adelaide Show,
you have to drink smile, which you can't say no
to the people. You've seen how much people want to
go to the Royal Adelaid Show.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
You want to blackmail me just drinking your spit for
some sick pleasure, just.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
To prove a point that people will do anything if
there's something in it for them.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
It's not fact. I don't want to come across as
the bad. You can get everyone Royal add Lad's show ticket.
You'll imagine that'd be front page of the advertiser.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Would you do it?

Speaker 1 (05:51):
You're a bad person.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Would you do it? You're a bad person if you say.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
No down if you don't do it, Maxian.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Otherwise you can eat a bowl of my skins.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'll take the spit over the skin.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
You're going to do it?

Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
A coke blase, I don't really want to. What about
if we add something else onto it?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Up the steaks?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Here a little bit only pass of the Royal Adelaide
show for every caller who gets. If you drink Hailey,
spit in the coke, if you also drink, if you
also drink newsreader Maria Gabbana, Wait, if you also drink
Maria Gabar spit in the coke. We'll do family passes
to the Horned House as well.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Drop on in.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
It looks like a dog spit mate.

Speaker 7 (06:41):
I was just coming in for moral support, not just
spit in a bloody cat.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Come on, this Adelaide is solely for you. You have
to love me forever.

Speaker 8 (06:55):
Three two one he's doing It's really fine, so DoD,
it's absolutely fine.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Thank you of Adelaide. You did it. You're discussing pig.

Speaker 6 (07:13):
Alean Max in the morning, how low twenty four plus
six wet, windy and wild out there and Adelaide take
care on the roads and every caller gets today and
they show family passes. It's back your next chance to
win in less than ten minutes, Hailey, Max is one,
no twonder wonder.

Speaker 3 (07:31):
All right, this is a fun game that wakes us
up in the morning.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
We're gonna play against each other today. It's where Burjo
plays a little sip bit of a song. You can
play along win your car. I do this every time
they play a new song on the radio. You try
and guess the title and artists as fast as you can.
Does his amate Cheran Yeah, yeah, just like that. But
you gotta say your name is your buzzer Max?

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Hi Today is there's a theme. It's boy bands and
girl bands.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Ah bitter spice girls better take that.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
But then think, just give it all the way then yeah, okay,
a different theme than Albardo.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, yeah, pussycat dolls.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Steps steps, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
First song, hayy take that. I want you, back you
for good.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Take a couple of words off the top of that,
back for good.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
That was my first flow dance when I was a
year rates.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
I would just like to say right now, I don't
like boy bands and girl bends, and there's a good
chance I.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Gets you right here.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Oh that's great. Highly blacks, three boys, Backstreet Boys down
now now now bown brown brown owl down round.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Now now field larger than.

Speaker 9 (08:46):
See see.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Plays out down You know you boy bends.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
I never had in my life.

Speaker 5 (08:57):
Don't turn turn up.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't know what the right touch, the might of.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Touch, the miners touch.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, let me play. I'll play this for you. Nikked's
on the lock. You got it the right stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
It's not really old, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Don't go chasing, hang on, stop scrubs, t l C. Waterfalls.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
I'll be allowed to guess for names for something I
did say. Yeah, he said it's not waterfalls anyway, Max,
tell me kitten, push the button.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
No sugar, Bates, sugar bat.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
Alright, tiebreaker, Max, Oh my god, I can't believe I'm
going to win this.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You just said you wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
That's Destiny's child, and it is. I don't think you're
ready survivor.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
Don't trying to help him?

Speaker 2 (10:04):
Gee, I always help you.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
Oh God, Jestiny's child is my body.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
I said, I don't believe you won that, like reluctantly too.
God really wanted you to take that out.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
I do love girl boy bands, those spice girls.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
No spice girls.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
All right, it's guys. What a man versus girl? This
is hale, he said.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
She said, all right, this is not on girls, because
the guy's been creeping up this week. We were winning
at the beginning of the week and now we are even.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, in the words of Taxi Ride, we are creeping
up slowly, isn't it. Yeah? Maybe tal Bachman, I'm not sure,
he said. She said, is the boys versus the goals today?
Playing for the boys defending mankind?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Ashley Ashley, which is also a girl's name.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
YEP, might help, might not not sure. Actually, you got
any sisters, You've got any women in your life?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
I've got one sister and a partner. But that's about it.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
What do you do for work?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
I'm a butcher?

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh yeah, put you off mate, ever Ashley, No, I
I've been doing it for about nine years now, so awesome.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Should you wash your chicken before you cook it in
the sek?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
You shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
You shouldn't have to know, it's a bit slimy.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
That's a weird TikTok thing people, all right, Actually go well?

Speaker 5 (11:29):
Also a name that could be a guy's name or
a girl's name. Kelly and Elizabeth Downs playing for the girls.

Speaker 10 (11:36):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Hi, Hey, what do you do for work?

Speaker 11 (11:39):
I'm a receptionist?

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Okay? What like?

Speaker 3 (11:42):
What can you say?

Speaker 11 (11:43):
Where in dental.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Receptionist?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Just taking the bookings and make sure you pay me
for that crown.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
I love that. All right, let's go head to head.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Max is going to ask the blokey questions to you, Kelly,
and I'm going to ask Galley questions to Ashley.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I think I'm probably going first, though, Go for it,
all right, let's do it, Kelly in Elizabeth Downs. Flank
and porterhouse are both types of what meat?

Speaker 6 (12:13):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (12:14):
I don't know if killer meat? You got to say
a type of which meat? Beef? Yes, it's a steak, guys.
A steak is beef and it's meat.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
It's a flank steak and a porterhouse steak.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Remember we agreed at the start of this competition that
we're going to make the answers say.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
That's what you wanted.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Though, if only we had a butcher on the phone.
Actually that can help out. Kelly here. To be honest, Ashley,
if someone said to you flank and porterhouse meat, would
you correct them or would you.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Be like, no, that's fine. I would have given it
a beef, but not meat.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
It's a shame. That's your first answer was meat.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
Oh, you guys have brotten peaks?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hey, Kelly. Question to vaults? Are there in a standard
car battery? Know that twelve batteries, those big boys twelve?

(13:17):
You get this one? You get this one, Kelly. What
does the company Rolelex make? What a Rolllex mate? What
they do they do?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
But you got two out of three?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yes, it's one.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
At the moment, let's says all right.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
And what piece of a women's clothing would you find
an underwire bra?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (13:41):
What band was Robbie Williams part.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Of Oh oh, I know that one?

Speaker 2 (13:46):
No idea good.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Name?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
The five Kardashian sisters all five.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, oh god, come on him, Courtney, Chloe.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
In the right what realm.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Don't give him any hands that actually you know.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
What Jenna's they're not Kardashian, so he's actually got him
kend Do you know the.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
First thing about this?

Speaker 5 (14:15):
If you both get Little Adelaide show tickets, you're both winners.

Speaker 3 (14:21):
And I'm gonna I'm gonna take that as you both win.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, because someone has to actually get the score. And
Kelly was lovely. I think you're fine that Ashley got
more correct side.

Speaker 12 (14:31):
The score is eight seven to the bellas boy boy
boy boy boys actually tip back a few beers this weekend,
just celebrate. I'm going to go home and watch some
of the eight Supercar highlights on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
You know what, You're going to go and moisturize your
haird whatever.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Ticket.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Yeah you did, Kelly, you did? You telling probably I'm
telling my daughter you do that off.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
Hell, that's sayings to some Peter's bake house as well.
Piazza di Orto coffee is now, It's in Peter's bake House.
Hundred bucks there, Ashley.

Speaker 13 (15:07):
Yeah, less Heely's hout tea less he was fed on.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
You know that I love watching people fall over. It's
one of my greatest pastimes.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
To be honest, we all do. And if you are
out there saying I'm a good person, I don't like
watching that.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
You're lying, Tea, You're lying.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
It's so true.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Anne Hathaway has had a very public stack on the
set of Devil Weares prior to too yesterday.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
We're trying to work out if it's if she was.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Filming and actually fell over or it was part of
the scene, because when I saw this video you can
see it online, someone comes rushing in, which makes me
think maybe it wasn't maybe she was actually just walking
down some stairs. But she's fallen in the most graceful way,
like if you zoom it on her face, she's still smiling.
Her leg is twisted backwards and her ankle is twisted,

(15:58):
and she's still holding onto her bagel.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
I'm feeling like second hand acl Pane just looking at.

Speaker 3 (16:04):
The way her yeah, yeah, yeah, in not the right angle.
Have a listen to this.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
She fell over and instantly one of the producers is like,
she's fine, Yeah, she's fine, absolutely fine that I'm.

Speaker 2 (16:20):
Fine, I'm fine. You the embarrassment.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Yeah, so it falling over is so embarrassing you glad,
she felt. I used to love Anne, but I've heard
some bad things about Anne. She's not a very nice person.
She had to come out and apologize to people because
she's so mean to them.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Anyway, do you like her?

Speaker 3 (16:38):
I watched Evil Worse Brighter, but I don't think i'd
be friends with her.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Someone that I also probably wouldn't be friends with is
Paris Hilton.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Bad God loved me friends with Paris.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Back in the day.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
I used to love her, and I remember the day
she cut her hair. She cut her long blonde hair
and went to this short, little pixie cut, and it
was very popular, became the new trend, and everyone thought, great,
she's like leading the trend.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
This is awesome. She loves it. It's great.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
I want to live the simple life with a short hair.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Well, she's revealed how she actually felt, and this.

Speaker 5 (17:06):
Is what makes me go, oh, we've all been is
when you're in the hairdresser and she was looking down
at her phone and they cut it really short. She
looked up and trying to fight back tears, going, oh
my god, I hate it. I hate myself.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I hate, I hate it, And then they go do
you like it? What are you thinking? Like, Yeah, I
love It's so nice.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
And then you walk out of the salon and call
your best friend immediately going I hate myself, I hate
my life.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
You're gonna laugh, You're gonna laugh at me. That's what happened.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
But then it all changed when everyone started loving her hair.
She was good with a short pixy haircup.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
One quick story for you.

Speaker 5 (17:37):
Sabrina Carpenter's new album Man's Best Friend drops today. This
is the one with a controversial cover where she's kneeling
down and the guy's pulling her hair hands on his leg.
She's revealed that the lyrics of this album are quite cheeky.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
She's had a little cheeky response to have a lesten.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
Even prawl clutchers can listen to an album like that
in their own solitude and find something that makes them
smoke and chuckle to themselves a.

Speaker 3 (18:06):
Little bit naughty. Let's have a listen to house Tour.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
All right inside your cheeky little devil Sabrain and Carfonder.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
What I don't like, though, is when kids starts singing
these songs and I don't know the words.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
One of my favorite all time kids singing lyrics to
a song is stay by Justin Bieber and kid Lerroy.
We did it at one of our back to school
things last year, and all of the kids they pause
the appropriate pause in the chorus when he says the
big F word. They all because they've listened to the
radio friendly version their whole lives.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
They just go. They're singing every lyric and then there's
just a.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
They don't know.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
One more. This is when did you get hot.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Still today?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I mean, that's not even subtle.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Twisters.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Twist is so unattractive when you're nude and bending down
to do something.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
There's not attractive at all.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
You're gardening naked, that's not hot.

Speaker 2 (19:19):
Do you do that often?

Speaker 13 (19:20):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:21):
But it does pop into my mind from John Zone
lude gardening.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
As a boss of a business, I would suggest that
everyone stay home and.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Don't drive today.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Will you say that when it's sunny though?

Speaker 1 (19:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
I know we do, but I'm being serious today.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Okay, yeahs an actual one.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah, stay home, don't You can still work, but just
don't get on the roads. It's too dangerous.

Speaker 5 (19:41):
I just want to talk about speaking of Rhoades, I
want to talk to you quickly about uberteen. This is
like it's been in Adelaide for a couple of months now,
but it's been rolled out across the country, so Teenageeruba drivers. Yeah,
they've actually found a yen No, not teenage Uber drivers.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Would you trust a teenag Juber driver if it was.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
Like ten dollars cheap or probably get in the car
with a fourteen year old.

Speaker 5 (20:02):
So it's not that, it's actually they've found a hole
in the market and a need I guess for parents
who probably met my age a bit older, who have
teenage kids who you're running around after them after sport
to their friend's house, you feel like you're an Uber
driver yourself because that's all you're doing on the weekend.
So they've filled that little hole with uberteen accounts, which

(20:22):
means you can order an Uber for your child older
than thirteen and you can track where they go. They
only have high rated, experienced drivers that have had children's checks,
and it's two dollars extra a.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Trip, yep, and it's got three way intercom features like
pin verifications, all this sort of stuff. So we've had
this little bit in South Australia for pretty much a year,
but now it is national.

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Yeah, I guess my oldest is thirteen, so he's still young.
And he looks like he's six foot almost six foot one. Boy,
he's tall, but he's still only been on earth for
thirteen years.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
He's just a little baby.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
Still you're not sending him.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
I don't feel nah, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I oh, I know.

Speaker 3 (21:06):
I don't feel comfortable even me getting into ubers. I
use ubers, but I still get in going. I'm just
a random person's car. This is just your family car.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
I'm just in the back of your car right now.
The thing I will say was who I don't have children,
so my opinion doesn't really matter. But we have had
this insout Australia for a year and there's not been
a single instance of any any problem, any trouble.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
I would like to know how many trips have been
used by teenagers. I know that, like some parents before
this would put their kids in ubers to get to
school sometimes because they're stne Especially if you're a single parent,
I don't know how you get around and with multiple
children doing sport and everything like that, it is so tough.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
So I get sometimes the need. But I'm morbid.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Your son's pretty tall and pretty yeah, most uber drivers.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
Yeah, but what like him getting in an uber what's
the difference between him or like a nineteen year old
girl who's doing it after a night out late on
a Saturday.

Speaker 5 (22:01):
Totally, You're right, there's like you're worry no matter what,
I guess I'm not so much. I'm actually not so
much worried about what this person could do to him.
I'm more worried about the fact that him in a
car with strangers, when him having an accident, or say
the car driver has a medical episode or something happens,
and he just hasn't got the brain capacity to handle

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that situation.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
Him out of the house and he's going.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
To be on his phone the whole time in the
back of the car and distracted, And I don't I
just feel.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Weird about it.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I just what's the alternative.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
I make him walk to his friend's houses and cats
and dogs today that's less safe.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Well, I don't know, no, because he's not going to
get killed in a car accident. Let me see, I'm morbid.
I can't help.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
But cars drive on for paths.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
You here.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
These people have allowed working with children checks.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
That's part of the reason that they're allowed to be
Ubertine drivers, So I have to go out of the
way to get that as well.

Speaker 5 (22:52):
Yeah, if you if you use this you and you
think it's great, or if you've had an awful situation,
always let us.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Know, because I like to hear the bad stories, so
I stay away from it.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Daily World Famous Wall.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
This is Max Burfer's mom's favorite segment. Meg loves this,
doesn't she.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
What do you want to say?

Speaker 9 (23:21):
That?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
She gets uneasy because you have to answer really tricky
questions in the water tree.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Yeah, and you don't know what the question is going
to be.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Today's question is for you, Max, What would you say
is the as a handsome man, thank you is the
most unsexiest thing about you.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Have an easy answer for this, straight off the rip. Good.
Let me.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
In our house. We have.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Like a wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
It's not a walk in wardrobe, but like a wardrobe
where everything sort of gets wedged into a corner. That
are my jumpers and then a T shirt sort of
t shirts they get wedged in coming out off of
the jumpers. I have not really thrown out any jumpers.
I don't buy lots of clothes, but I haven't thrown
any out for years since we moved in, because who

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throws out clothes. I add to it every now and then.
And as you get more and more jumpers, they get
compressed against each other, and the ones that don't get
much of a wear very often. It just doesn't smell
like musty clothes.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, a bit of a stink.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
And I noticed this because I was like putting these
jumpers on, and I was going, I don't want to
smell like a musty boy.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Yeah, there's nothing worse gross.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
So what I did is I jumped on Amazon and
I bought twenty five scented coat hangers. They smell like
so their little hangars, they're perfume sachets. They're just sort
of like a little paper bag with bits of like
pop pury, honestly like potpourri pop.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
I always say pop Pury.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, I've gathered popourri and I've hung them up in there,
and they reduce all of the musty smell. The side
effect of this is that I've got five perfume sashet
rose flavored rose scented the coat hangers in there, and
they smell exactly like your grandma's house.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Do they smell like an Ana? Do you remember an Ana?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
The perview? No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Why would you choose to get floral? Why wouldn't you
get vanilla or something?

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Smell this, Sasha?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
That is so Nana. If you smell like that, I
would be so turned off you.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
So I'm wearing a jumper right now. It is it
smells like I've had that sashet in my jumper.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
It's roses and foul floral.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Intersting sprays that women spray on their face.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Which brings me to the most unsexy thing about the
rose water spray. I like that. The most unsexy thing
about me and my wife has pulled me up on
this is that a lot of the time I will
smell like grandma's house. Yeah, because I would rather smell
like Grandma's house than musty old man clothes. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Pheromones is a big thing. You need to just love
the smell of your partner.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yeah, So if you, if Eliza and if I was
to come home from work, give her a nice big cuddle,
nice big kiss.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Lady.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
Over fifty percent of the time, she'll pull away and
be like, Oh, we're gonna get rid of those rose
hangers cross.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
They are not sexy.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
All right, that's good.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
So the unsexy thing about me is I smell at
you grandma's house from time to time.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
You can to stop doing that chucking me in the bin.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
I don't want to smell musty.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
I don't want to smell grandpa's house.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
I'd rather smell like your grandpa than smell like a rose. Really, yeah,
it's just you smell like banana. I'd love to hear
from other people about what you find the un sexiest
thing about your partner is, yeah, yeah, mine's probably that.
At a really unsexy moment yesterday in the kitchen, I
don't know. I had chickpeas this week. I don't feel

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like I had a bit of gas. Came in to
give me a heart and I was like, wait, stop,
you can't go here. We have to move to the
other other end of the kitchen. And he's like, you
know what follows you. I'm like, but we can't stand
in that. We have to move to the end of
the kitchen. Done a little too to that was probably
quite unsexy. I would suggest fighting is unsexy. What is
your unsexy thing about you or your partner? I had

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late thy one or two three right now? What is
the most unsexy thing about you or about your partner?
In the Wall of Truth, Hailey asked me that, and
I said, Hailey, smell this, duh. It is the perfumed
sachets which smell exactly like rose, which I use as
hangars in my wardrobe because I have too many jumpers
and they all press against each other and if I

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don't have something in there, they smell like musk.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Choralize as you can must home. She wants to like
lean her head into your chest.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
And just gore.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
She just smells the old lady.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
She leans her head into my chest and goes, oh, Nana,
good to see you again. So what's happening with you?
Thirty one h two three, And Mazzie in the newsroom
has just come in hot into and said, got one.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
Yeah, this is not so.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
My husband plays basketball and we have a small dream
court at home, so he loves going out and playing
in his crocs. So he's got size fourteen feet. So
you can imagine how these grows cross.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Massive crocs that is so unattractive and attractive.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
He puts them into sport mode, which is when you
shove the back on. Then he pulls his socks right
up to his knees because I don't know why, but
that is a fashion thing right now. He says he's
got his shorts on, and then he flips his hat backwards,
his cap because and he flips and I'm looking at him,
and just.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Like the crocs, he just looks like, all is your
husband thirteen? He thinks he's thirteen. That's so funny, not attractive.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
But I will say crocs are very comfortable. Yeah, I
hated them for so long, but you wear them, You're like,
these are like clouds.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
So on Sexy Taylor in Fulham Gardens is called in
Taylor your partner. What is the most un sexy thing
about him?

Speaker 14 (29:11):
So we've been dating since I was eighteen and he
was about twenty one. I'm almost thirty now, and ever
since I've known him, he has used hankies.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
Oh, okay, my husband, who's hanks too?

Speaker 1 (29:23):
Do you think it was.

Speaker 3 (29:25):
There's a line between being oh, that's cute and that's really.

Speaker 11 (29:30):
It's definitely not cute.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
When you have to wash them. I just don't understand
the hanky things.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
Washing them back, Like why would you want to keep
It's like keeping a tissue in your front pocket and
then using it again and again.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 14 (29:42):
Yeah, it's definitely not what I thought I was going
to end up with, but yeah, that's my life now.

Speaker 15 (29:48):
Washing.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
I'm assuming you said you're thirty one.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
I'm assuming he's not eighty five and is also a
similar eighty What does he say when you say, hey,
hanks are a little bit out of date.

Speaker 11 (30:02):
He said that he's been using them since he could remember,
So I think it's a bit of a family tradition here.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
That's where I mean the cute part. It's been passed
down from his dad and his grandpa, and that's kind.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
Of cute, as long as I haven't passed down the
actual hanky, because that all gross.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
That happens.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
Oh, my grandpa's hanky and his grandpa's before him, But
I think.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
I know, I know his mum used to wash them
all together.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
So oh, yeah, you just got I'm not all just
floating around and you're washing me saying it's gross.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
I had it's une sexy tailor gone and rodad lad show.

Speaker 3 (30:39):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
All right, let's go to Courtney in Hyde Park. The
most unsexy thing your partner does.

Speaker 11 (30:45):
Oh, I've got We've got a wild weather or I've
got wild stories. Okay, all so the first one is
she makes me pop the pimples on her back.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Oh yes, I love that.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
That's so satisfying.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Though, Do you get anything out of that, Courtney, because
some people are really into it.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Oh, it's gross for you.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (31:09):
It's a it's all right. I mean I do it
because I love it.

Speaker 5 (31:12):
But don't you see this the satisfaction of squeezing it
and oozing out like a little word.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
No one sees your back.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Oh yeah, you're gonna get rid of people if you've
got a back my shirt, like, I get that?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
What else one?

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (31:28):
Like her farts the worst and like the Dutch ovens
are like terrible.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Cake.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Oh you grab it in your hand, into your hand.
This is what I used to do with my best
friend Lucy. And then you hand them to them and
then you open it up in your hand and the
fight is still in your hand and they can smell it.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
We all used to do it when we were six
years old, when three years old, that is gross. You
can take it and then you and your gross partner
can go that.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
I'm good. Alright, thank you so much, thank you.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
One more cherie and clap. And what's your partner's most
uns sexy thing?

Speaker 11 (32:10):
I'm sexy is the toenails. Oh my god, they're so
jagged and just freaky.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
What do we what do you mean? Does he not
cut them? Does he not look after him? He's not wash?

Speaker 11 (32:20):
Oh look no, no, no, no, no, he definitely washes,
just just really sharp. You know, they can do some
damage if he comes over a in the morning, take
a take a cut out of the back of the leg.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
Are they yellow?

Speaker 10 (32:34):
No?

Speaker 15 (32:34):
No, no, no, no good.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Have you spoken to him about this?

Speaker 11 (32:38):
Hey, look, we have a bit of a joke about it.
Look some summertime. It's a whole lot better because because
you're in more open toad shoes.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
But get a pure together.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
Maybe, yeah, we need to approach this subject more seriously
with your partner. Can we get your partner on next
show you some therapy together?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
No worries out him on the radio having long Yeah, great.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Well he could defend himself.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Maybe he's got good toenails, and Shari's just really picky
about her pedicures.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
Who knows, we'll see what he has to say.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Right now, we are asking you the most unsexy thing
about your partner, because Haley asked me in the Wall
of Truth. And it's probably smell like a grandma half
the time, because my jumpers have got coat hangers that
are rose scented because I didn't want them to smell
like musty.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
If you've ever smelled an A and A, the perfume
that all on Nana's wear, that's what you smell like.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Honestly, the Pope Reri that is in your NaN's house,
that's what my jumper smells.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
So we want to know from you what's the unseexiest
thing about your partner? Now, Schari just revealed something about
her revolting husband Ian.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
I wouldn't say he was revolt.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
They're our words. Toenails.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Can you just recap us real quickly? What's wrong with
his toenails?

Speaker 11 (33:52):
Okay, they're they're really sharp and Fanny, I guess they
can sangy.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Sharp teeth.

Speaker 11 (34:03):
I'm not not pointy Dracula, but just just sharp and even.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
And ungroaning like Dracula's molars, like he does the damage
to the insizes, but then he really needs to just
chower down. Okay, So we're not happy with the toenails.
We said, Sree, have you approached about this? And she said, oh,
only in a joking way. So step into our therapy
office booth, whatever therapists have, We have that right now.

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Ian Schari's husband is here with us. Good morning, And
I woke up this morning. Did you have any idea
that your toenails were going to be causing so much
drama on the radio?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
No?

Speaker 15 (34:42):
No, I didn't, but when your segment came on, I
did suggest it was another part of my body that
she didn't like.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
That very good god Man, Can you please describe for
us how you see and view your own toenails?

Speaker 15 (34:59):
Well, they've been described as talons previously, but and I
do use a sort of industrial file to keep them under.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
Compared egg yeah, metal file.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Heels okay, And have we had injuries in the pasture
or from these toenails, like scratches in bed by accident
until well.

Speaker 15 (35:21):
My shop cabinet is always empty because there's always got
holes in it.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Okay, let's use Chari, what do you what do you
have to say to your husband?

Speaker 11 (35:29):
Look, I have got a couple of gashes, gashes on
the back of my legs sometime.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Being so sharp.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Is there anything you like to ask him? Can we
can we fix this?

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Tell him once and for all.

Speaker 11 (35:46):
Please, baby, just shape them a little bit.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Shape them and you're familiar with shaping toenails.

Speaker 15 (35:54):
I'll have to refer to the experts there.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Now I'm not and I'll go and have.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
A pedicule with you. It's the best thing in the world.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Is that head egg?

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Work on your heels as well? It would be great.
Get a bit of a French.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Polish, continues, Is this round for a divorce or separation?

Speaker 10 (36:10):
Oh?

Speaker 11 (36:11):
No, it hasn't come to that to that level yet,
does it?

Speaker 5 (36:15):
When you're being intimate with your partner, Shari, does his
nails ever pop into your mind?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Like I have to worry about where my legs are
because I know read his feeder?

Speaker 11 (36:24):
Is that what you meant? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Yes, yes, I'm not even going to go there.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Not yet. It's so little, Yes, it's a little. Yes,
Hailey wants to save your marriage. I think that we
have to follow through on the pedicure idea. Hayle, are
you locking it in?

Speaker 9 (36:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
I need one to let's go together in you're on.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
We've done it. We have had one marriage to save
and we're one from one. Yeah, look at us saving
the world.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
All right, there we go Hailey Max in the morning.
By the way, for that, we'll give you some roy
Show Family Fastest guys.

Speaker 11 (36:55):
Okay, wonderful, thanks guys.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
It could be in the Freak Show.

Speaker 4 (37:01):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, thousand dollars Hailey maxis money minute.
Thanks to do us.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
All right, Peter and his twelve year old son Nick
are going to win one thousand dollars right now, an't you.

Speaker 9 (37:18):
We've got our well, got our fingers.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Crossed, you know, so is your brains. You're smart gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Aren't you?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
Smart Nicholas?

Speaker 14 (37:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Have you been to the rule they show before? Yeah?
Okay one?

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, Well you know what I can tell you right now?
You're going again because you're on air. You've got to
get the Royal lad Show.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's all Nick wants. He doesn't care about
the thousand bars, do.

Speaker 7 (37:43):
You have any?

Speaker 1 (37:45):
And you know what he goes to me. He goes
to your dad you reckon, I'm going to go, you know,
with Mum and you know the other one, you know,
to the rule show.

Speaker 15 (37:53):
Look, think about it.

Speaker 10 (37:54):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
Yeah, he's already deciding who to hand the tickets out too.

Speaker 8 (37:57):
Well.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
The thing is you can decide who to hand the
thousand dollars out to because you're about to win that
in the money minute.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
All right, go for it. Let's do it, Hayley.

Speaker 3 (38:06):
Some rules, okay, some rules for you. Sixty seconds questions.

Speaker 5 (38:09):
We have to accept your first answer, and if you
pass on a question, we'll come back to that question
in the end.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Okay, all right, Pete and Nick, I don't mind, you
can play together. I would like someone win are thousand dollars.
So let's do it your money minute. Royal Adelaide Show
themed starts now. The Royal Adelaide Show starts on which
day tomorrow? What is the main ingredient in fairy floss?

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Sugar?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Jubilee and goid are both what's at the showground? Had
what attraction to Haley and Max have at the show
this year? Had sausage on a stick. It's also known
as a what dog uh a corn dog? Name a
farm animal at the show, Hew what beetle is a

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popular showbag at the show.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
The brick road is what color? Yallo?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
What light?

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Show occurs each night of the show. It's the.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Work work, the show concludes, it finishes next Sunday. What
are the celebrations next Sunday? But are we here, Jubilee
and Goiter? What are they at the showgrounds?

Speaker 11 (39:21):
Maccot?

Speaker 2 (39:22):
That's what attraction? Have we got Haley and Max? Is
what at the show?

Speaker 13 (39:27):
Haunted?

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Nick, you didn't need your dad.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
No, you were buzzing.

Speaker 15 (39:34):
Actually he actually pressed me.

Speaker 3 (39:35):
Yeah, he was buzzing him before you were.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
Nick. I want to ask you. I want to ask
you one more time in the background, if you heard
this one again? What beetle is a popular show bag
at the show?

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Do you know that?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Don't have that one?

Speaker 3 (39:48):
The two dollars show bag?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
The two it's so close, but I can't give him.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
All Right, let's go through these.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
So the Raw Adelaide show starts tomorrow. Well done, Yes,
made ingredient in fairy foss sugar. Attraction to Haley and
Max have.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
At the show? What's that? It's the haunted house, spooky
but in that a farm animal at the show.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
You got that right. The brick road is yellow. What
light show occurs at the show every night? Fireworks.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
I'm going to give you corn dog because corn dog
is just like a different name for dagwood dogg.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Yeah, you jumped in really fast with that.

Speaker 15 (40:26):
Wellpressed me.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, when dads just first learned that their son actually
might be caught, and.

Speaker 9 (40:37):
I reckon, I should go back to school.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Yeah, the Jubilee and goiter are both what's at the
showgrounds they're pavilions, right, yes, this and the show concludes.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
On which celebratory day? It's Father's Day? Sho that, Peter?

Speaker 9 (40:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Sorry? And the.

Speaker 3 (40:57):
Beetle is a popular showbag at the show. Which beetle?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
It is Bertie Beetle.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Beetle.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
It's like the worst chocolate but also the best choco.
I can't decide if I hate it. I love it
every single year.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
It's only good at the show.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yeah, yeah, compound chocolate or something. Anyway, you got seven,
I reckon boys seventy.

Speaker 15 (41:17):
Look look, guys, you look, you've actually made his days.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
He's got a great big smile on his face. Now
you know what he's made our day?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
You guys, enjoy the show, spend seventy Nicholas, what do you.

Speaker 15 (41:27):
Say to uncle and aunt?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
You got to say something? What do you say?

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Thank you so much? Oh, you're so polite.

Speaker 15 (41:33):
He's going to go and tell all his mates now
at school.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Here we what all are we talking?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Adelaide?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Oh? Enjoy great day.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Is one of the dam on your glegends. Thank you
guys so much. Enjoy the show as well. It starts tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
Hailey and Maxis weapon. Is that your wizard of old
Twister music?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Yeah, when she's running the bicycle through the through the and.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
The guys rode past in the canoe and they stop
and look at it, you know the scene.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
We're talking about this because this morning we've had like
multiple messages from our free is because we can't see anything.
We're in a studio with no windows and no air.
That's another mixed problem. We're from the outside world about.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
What's going on.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
Yeah, we've had obviously the weather warnings we've seen Dedri
and north Haven. One of our favorite calls on this show.
She caught in and said that my bins down in
north Haven have blown over before they were empty. So
there's recycling all over the street because the wind was
so great.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Yeah, trees are down. There's a lot of weather warnings.
But someone who knows way more than us is someone
from bomb Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
The Buerau of Meteorology, Bureau of Meteorology say that one time.
That's why we say bomb yeah. Daniel Sherwin Simpson has
called in. Daniel, thank you for your time, mate. What's
going on out there? Is the world ending?

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (42:52):
Look, it may feel like the world ending, and plenty
of people's bins have ended up down the street, but
it's certainly started to easey. We saw kind of the
heaviest wind gusts come through at around six to seven
o'clock through the Adelaide area, but there's still a chance
of seen damaging winds through today.

Speaker 2 (43:10):
We did actually issue a severe.

Speaker 16 (43:12):
Thunderstorm warning with the possibility of tornadoes in the early
morning based on some radar signatures we've seen and sort
of path of destruction from some sees reports. It's not
impossible that we did see some tornadoes roll through the
Nasy suburbs.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
Tornadoes happen in Adelaide.

Speaker 16 (43:30):
Yeah, it's a bit of a rare occurrence in Adelaide itself.
It's not, you know, too unheard of. Throughout South Australia,
we probably get a couple of tornadoes a year with reports,
and then, to be honest, as you know, it's a
fairly sparsely populated state, we could get even more unreported tornado.
So it's not unheard of, but through the Adelaide area
it's certainly.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Very rang Do you chase these storms, like Helen Hunt?
Are you in a little car riding driving around Adelaide
trying to chase them?

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Stormjaiser?

Speaker 16 (43:57):
No, I think I'm very glad I was in the
office this morning, although the windows were rattling quite a
bit when those gusts came through.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
So yeah, if you are out north and you have
said anything that even slightly resembled it, we would love
to hear from you Thursday one through Daniel. What can
we expect from here on in? Is the is the
worst of the wind gone? Or are we all going
to have a pretty miserable day anyway?

Speaker 16 (44:19):
Look, it's probably going to be a pretty windy and
miserable date anyway. Actually, right now the sun's out in
Adelaide As Probably people are aware, but you know it
could be short lived. We're still expecting showers to continue
through the day and windy conditions to continue still, as
I mentioned that severe thunderstorm warning has been canceled, but
definitely keep a watch on any sees or bomb warnings

(44:43):
coming out through today, just for updates on the damaging
wind warning with possibly locally destructive wind. So damaging wind
just to clear things up is in excess of ninety
kilometers an hour. We've seen plenty of those recorded. The
highest gust we've seen recorded so far was around six
am or so at our harbor. The tide gauge they've
picked up in one hundred and six kilometer hour.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
So am I reading between the lines and you're suggesting
that people should stay home today.

Speaker 16 (45:11):
Look, it's probably not my job to tell you to
do that, but yeah, it's certainly going to be windy
out there. I certainly will be going outside as little
as possible.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It's an unofficial endorsement from Daniel from the Bomb I
reckon sicky today and I'm going to take that on board.
I think same, Daniel, Thank you. Can you just tell
me finally, tomorrow is the weekend. We would love it
to not be so windy, and there's a lot of
footy finals going on, and it's going to be a
little bit nicer for the show as well.

Speaker 16 (45:37):
Luckily with this system, it's a very fast moving system.
That's part of the reason why there's so much wind.
But realistically, for the Adelaide area, things will pretty much
be all said and done by the time we get
to midnight, so things will settle down quite a bit
for Saturday. For the start of the show, we could
only see a light coastal shower in the morning, but
it's probably going to be mostly dry through the afternoon tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
So much Helen.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
That's good, Helen, Helen, Daniel Sherwyn Simpson from the Bomb
appreciate your time mate here.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
Hailey and mass We we've always wanted to be weather reporters.
Hailey and yeah, it just never happened.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
I did audition once years ago, but happens, I just
never heard back.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Yep. Still waiting by the phone.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Still waiting.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
I even put balloons on my audition tape. Still waiting
for that call.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
But you guys have a chance right now to be
our weather reporters because we're stuck here. We are stuck
in this windowless radio studio and we're just reading all
this stuff and seeing all these beautiful pictures from our
listeners that you're sending in going. I got trees down,
I got power lines down. There are tornado warnings, and
we are here in twenty one degrees and there's still
it's still in the studio.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
It literally could be forty degrees in something outside and
we wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I have no ideas.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
So we love Maria Gaban's weather reports.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
We want you to do some weather.

Speaker 3 (46:53):
Reports, all right, and we got a little intro for
these people.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
As soon as you hear it, Jasmine, you've just got
to roll across.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay, how it comes time to shine?

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Here we go, Jasmin here, We do that again, the
first one rookie era.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
That's that's on our that's on us.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
We're going to play it for Adelaide's weather now and
then you roll, Jasmine, you're on fire. We just push
a button, Okay, I.

Speaker 9 (47:21):
Hit Jasmin here and hawtck Cove.

Speaker 14 (47:23):
All I can see is sheets of wind and rain
coming across the ocean at the moment.

Speaker 9 (47:27):
Last night we got water and our roofs and we
are down without power.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Oh no, no power, no power.

Speaker 14 (47:34):
Still still all right, this.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Is in Hawlett Cove, Jasmine Jasmin, thank you for reporting.
It's okay.

Speaker 15 (47:41):
Copy so sad.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Coffy copy is great.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
It's like Jasmine from the chopper. Yeah, from our weather chopper.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
You got Royal show tickets, right, Jasmine.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Thank you. That's a great example of how to do it.
Sean and Ronella. You're going to hear the weather opener
and then tell us what's going on?

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Old boy.

Speaker 9 (48:00):
Oh h you've got Sewan here, add Ronella. It's blowing
an absolute gale and unlike Trump's policies in America, we
got fences coming down.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Oh sure's god, yeah, yeah you got that, Amelia. Okay, Sean,
have you seen you usually don't get to ask questions
of the weather people, but have you seen any of
those tornadoes or anything like that? We might have we
were hearing it might have been happening.

Speaker 9 (48:24):
Oh yeah, I've seen at least one and like Kylie
was spinning around.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Oh my god, Sean, have you ever called our show before?
You need to call again?

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Incredible, very good. Yes, sure, mccaulus, long time listen the
first time caller. Sean.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
You got to get to the show.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Thank you all right, Next up, we are going live
now to Stephanie in Temples, Temples.

Speaker 7 (48:48):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
It's definitely from Templars.

Speaker 13 (48:50):
We have strong winds and heavy rainfall.

Speaker 11 (48:53):
We're very a shrug up by all my kids. Joys
are blowing around the yard.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Lovely weather to be outside.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Not where is templess.

Speaker 11 (49:02):
It's near from between Freeling and all us.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh right, you're right in the zone that the Bureau
said that the worst winds and the worst warnings were.

Speaker 2 (49:11):
What have you seen wind wise? We've seen trees.

Speaker 11 (49:14):
I've seen trees almost blowing down.

Speaker 5 (49:16):
There are very very very close.

Speaker 11 (49:18):
I'm sure so I am not going to come down
and affect our power today. But yeah, as for nowtoor
my kids, toys all over.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
The yard, Oh God, to me.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Thank you so much. Stephanie, you also get thank you,
You've got it.

Speaker 8 (49:29):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (49:29):
She's very serious, speaking serious. We do need to talk
to her Millian olkay, because she is the actual weather girl.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
I don't know. Shan did a pretty damn good job
he did.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I wonder if Emilia I could work in some gags
for us tonight on the news.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
We can, we can test her out.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
She's join us next Load to Wear the Queen next
with Haley max I mixed.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
We've been locked down in our bunker all morning because
we have no windows.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
In our studio, so we have no idea what's going
on the outside world. Honestly, thank God for all of
our friends. I have been texting us with wild weather warnings.
There's tornadoes. Apparently there's people that have been told to
stay inside in Mount Barker.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
Will come for me.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
I have my jumper off, very very pleasant temperature, so
wind at all in little and then we're seeing a
tornado warning for the mid North and all the way
across the Outlaide Hills.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
We don't alarm anyone because we're not alarmist, so we
thought we'd get the fun facts, the real facts from
our friend and beautiful girl from Channel seven Weather A
million Ulka.

Speaker 14 (50:20):
Hi, Hi, good morning guys. What an interesting weather day
we've had. Weather morning really.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Like for you when you wake up as the weather
like one of the authorities, and you go, oh, this
is like a great It's like a final for me
today there's a real weather going on.

Speaker 14 (50:34):
I actually get a little nervous that please let this
four cut. You know, we talked about it a lot
in seven years last night and you're like gosh, I
hope this isn't a physicist with the warnings that are
put out, and it really has. Really, I guess these
warnings have been quite true. Really today we've seen one,
maybe two tornadoes in the northern suburbs over areas sort

(50:56):
of west of One Tree Hill and reports of damage
sort of around that McIntyre Road, Paris Hills area too.
I've just spoken to Peter Coldcot who's one of our reporters.
There are heaps of trees down in those areas affected
the damage.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Para Hills.

Speaker 14 (51:10):
I think a tree took down some power lines as well.
But I also was just talking to seventies reporter Lauren Rose,
who is at Henley Beach where Seafoam is just getting
you know how there's all those funny sort of metal
statues around there, just sort of on the near the square. Yeah,
Sea Foam all the way up headed towards you know
that sort of area where they had the DJ sometimes

(51:34):
yet all up there.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
The restaurant.

Speaker 14 (51:39):
The DJ is always there when I do a weather
cross too. He's probably not there this morning though. Yeah,
hates the Seafolm. We've got a gaale wind warning still
current across every coastline across Essay. That includes the Metro
Metropolitan coastline too. That severe weather warning though for the

(51:59):
tornado warning, which is something we don't really see here
in SA at all. In fact, the Bureau is checking
for me whether we've ever issued that. It's something you
see obviously Queensland, you know, places that get that kind
of system. But the way they sort of issue where
is they look at what the rain radar is doing
and it just you know, what they were seeing on
the rain radar around sort of six twenty six fifty

(52:20):
this morning really looks like that's what you know, there
was the potential for that in those areas. Then you
look at the damage there and I guess reports from
people on the ground, and it's it's lining up, even
if it was only short lived. Today, we're just going
to still see these dusty showers around, really windy conditions.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
Guys.

Speaker 14 (52:37):
We've seen winds hit one hundred k's an hour at
a harbor, lots of weather stations recording wind dusts over
ninety k's now, including at the airport. But then interestingly
late this afternoon things will start backing off, clearing overnight
and for the first.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Day of the show. Not too bad. That's happy ending.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
You ride they've got at the show, which is like
a tower of terror type thing that's they needed flight
clearance to install because of the six thousand k's in
the sky. They're just sitting there this morning in wind.

Speaker 14 (53:08):
Honestly, I cannot imagine.

Speaker 11 (53:10):
I don't like those the right.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
But the best is there on a sunny day.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
No, right, that's it.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Oh, Amelia, you are the absolute best.

Speaker 2 (53:17):
We love you.

Speaker 3 (53:18):
Thank you so much for amazing cross.

Speaker 5 (53:20):
I mean, we got to say we have had some
really funny listers on being weather reporters this morning.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Yeah, we've actually had a text with money. Jasmine from
hawck Cove has texted an update to her. She remember
she just one that was out of power. Yeah, you
can see all the sheets of wind rolling in. It's
hailing down at Hall.

Speaker 3 (53:36):
You should write that in your bulletin. I really said, okay, cool, thanks,
that's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (53:40):
We'll let you have that one, Amelia, thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
Channel seven where we'll see on the TV tonight and
go to the mix one or two point three Facebook page.
We've put a post up there asking for the photos
of what it's like in your area, so you can
keep on that all day.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Long and see all the updates and what's going on
there as well.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
I have to put one up from our studio trying here.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
So dry and very still.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
That's a little bit hot, like you're perfume. It stinks.

Speaker 6 (54:04):
Yeah, all right, keep shave today, Adelaide enjoy Day. One
of the Royal Adelaide' shows, Slighted.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
We love y'all.