FULL SHOW #143: HOLIDAY RENTAL DISASTERS & ELATING ENGAGEMENT STORIES

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning, Adelaide's number
one for fun.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Good morning Adelaide, Happy Monday, Hailey Pierce and Max Burford
Back for another week.

Speaker 6 (00:39):
O twenty five degrees today, guys, pretty much, summer spring
is here, Summer Holiday.

Speaker 7 (00:46):
It's Christmas. It's actually already Christmas.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Don't even say that because it's actually quite scary.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I've got my present sordered. The pork's on the spit
at the moment. It's Christmas today.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
Weekend of sport, disgusting weekend of sport.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Not a lot of good happened on the weekend. Nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Crows lost, my team lost, my son's team.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Grand Final, everyone lost.

Speaker 6 (01:09):
And then the NRL took over my hollowest actually last
night and it didn't even air.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
They just because the game and on and on.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
And it was just n r L Adelaide. Nobody cares
about n r L.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
We do.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
We love watching the Canberra Raiders, the.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
Saint George la Warre Dragons their name, we love them.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
The Broncos huge.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
They weren't playing of the Melbourne Storm.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Frisbane Broncos shout out to the West Tigers.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'm sure.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Anyway, So you lost your Grand Final. That means are
you sorry, you're semi we're done, You're out.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
As the coach, I want to know your thoughts and
your feelings.

Speaker 7 (01:54):
Yeah, you actually were.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
We were the better team for like honestly the game
and they just had a couple of moments that they
kicked girls in and that's what happens in the finals.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
You deserve to win when you win the moments and
one goal.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
What was your halftime spray and your post game spray?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
You don't give a post game spray after you lose
your final by a goal, because I would like.

Speaker 7 (02:15):
Them when we come back and play next year, right time, spray,
no spray. We were winning, We're doing excellent half.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
They got you in the second half.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
They just kicked two or three goals in the last quarter.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Who are the team?

Speaker 7 (02:26):
We kicked a lot of points. We played Port district right.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
So they're going into the Grand Final next week.

Speaker 7 (02:31):
Like for them, next week push them all the best.

Speaker 6 (02:36):
Any who, do you know the good thing for parents
is that there's no sport for.

Speaker 7 (02:40):
A little while. You can't watch replace for Yeah, do.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Your mother and day come watching the little coffee in
the little chair.

Speaker 7 (02:49):
It's nice, dude. I love that my wife HEAVD came
on the weekend.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It was the second time.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
We'll big Fertilizer lax is one.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Now just start before we get into this game. This
is where we have to chime in with our names.
After Burgo plays a little snip of my song, I
I do want to talk about something serious later.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is that my brain?

Speaker 6 (03:16):
I know we laugh about it, but I've done research
on the weekend and my brain is actually deteriorating at
a very fast rate.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Who confirmed that for you?

Speaker 6 (03:27):
Perry menopause? I think I'm like pre Perry and my brain.
I think I can't remember names of people that I
know very well, all the names of their children.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I go blank.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
So it's a thing that I'm going through at the moment.
So if I don't remember the name of the song,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just all I've heard is like fifty four seconds
of excuses before we play the game. All right, So
we get a little snippet of the sung We're buzzing title,
Sorry boring. I actually honestly have tuned out last fifty
five seconds because I've just said you complain, No.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's not, it's a real thing.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
This morning, I'm playing for Michelle and on Gabrina Hills.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Michelle, you are off to Oh you're a disability support worker.
Of course, you are doing God's work. Anything fancy plan today?

Speaker 8 (04:08):
No, just my client will be really excited to have
me back, and I'll be able to show him photos.

Speaker 9 (04:12):
Of our holiday camping.

Speaker 10 (04:16):
Yes, but yeah, I'm very.

Speaker 11 (04:17):
Excited actually to get back and see him.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
I have missed him so yet, he would have missed
you so much.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
You're the best.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I'm going to send you off there with the prize
for winning because you are the queen.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Und save about you today one hundred arts ship in school.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
I'm looking forward.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So right, I'm winning for Michelle, You're winning for Rachel
and O Sultan's Rachel.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
What are you up doing this morning? I'm just cleaning
and doing stuff, getting my daughter ready for school.

Speaker 12 (04:44):
No, wait today, so I'm lucky.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Oh right, let's do it together, you and me Rachel.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Okay, but not actually because Rachel's not allowed to help you. Sorry, Rachel.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Okay, let's go Thailand artist you can steal here you
go song number one?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
Who is that?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Is it?

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Non?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Think glasses? Glasses?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Give him giving both of you you rhythmics Anastasia, Yes,
and the song is Oh my god. I should film
that's her in an airport.

Speaker 3 (05:39):
Outside of course, highly this Vanessa Carlton.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Complicated a.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
High from dinner.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
That's enough, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
More stayed alive.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Bye, oh wow, all right, let's do a tiebreaker here
so this doesn't drag out too long.

Speaker 7 (06:25):
Who's that by basement Jacks?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yes?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Where's your head at? Michelle?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hundred bucks are spreaded soup and say much.

Speaker 12 (06:38):
She's just played my day awesome.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
So sorry, Rach, Sorry, you're all good.

Speaker 13 (06:44):
It's funny listening to.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
You when Hayley tried to get the words for a
song by just singing the same four notes.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Again.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
We'll always have that, Rachel, Rachel, drag again, forest and
picknacks next time.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
Okay, have a great dame.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
If I was you, I would never move into the
Barunga West Council area. That's Port Broughton up on, beautiful,
beautiful part of the world. But bad council because they
have had to issue a public apology after putting down
what they thought was a stray cat, only to find
out that once the cat had passed away that it
was actually a three thousand dollars Bengal family cat.

Speaker 7 (07:26):
Oh they had killed.

Speaker 6 (07:27):
It's pleasant put aside whether or not you're a cat
or a dog person, right, we're both dog people.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
This is the saddest thing in the world.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
How does this happen where a council gathers all the
cats in a street, takes it to the council, doesn't
really properly check if it's got a microchip in it,
and then just kills it and then founds out, oh,
this is actually someone's pet, a three year old pet.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
They're trying to sweep the streets of stray cats.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
And the way that if you're not a pet owner,
you have to get your pet microchip. That's part of
the deal to own a pet in South Australia. And
the microchip can tell you who the pet owner is,
so they can find that again. So they've picked up
all these stray in inverted commas cats and the vet
registered vet has done the scan can't find the microchip
in any of them, euthanize them, and then has realized

(08:13):
that that one.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Once it was dead, oh, does have a microchip.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
I mean, I'm not a vet, but I can tell
the difference between a stray cat and something that's a
little bit more fancy, Like this cat is a fancy cat.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
It's three thousand dollars for a reason. It looks like
a little mini leopard.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, it's a cute, very well looked after cat.

Speaker 6 (08:30):
And his name is Patrick, and he was given to
his father as a Father's Day present.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh so sad.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
The kicker of this story is that the family cat.
The councils realize the mistake they've made, and they've gone, Oh,
that's a three thousand dollar cat that belongs to a family.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
We better give them some compensation.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Here's three thousand, six hundred and forty dollars plus three
hundred dollars for the emotional distress that we've caused your family.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
I know, a lot more than three hundred dollars. On
top of the price of the cat.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
They've earned nine hundred and forty dollars off of the
death of the cat.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's not funny. That's not funny, you need a lot
more than that. No, no money would.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Help that, but some money would help. And I would
like to ask you.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Now, you have two dogs, and if this had happened
to you, how much money would you might see come
in door compensation?

Speaker 3 (09:09):
What are you saying? Would I choose for them?

Speaker 7 (09:12):
This has happened, you can ring about it.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Counts of money.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
The councils come by and they said, Hailey, we have
messed up. We want to give you five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
As sorry, that's not enough. She was five thousand dollars.

Speaker 7 (09:22):
Ten thousand dollars do you enough?

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Either?

Speaker 3 (09:25):
No money is enough. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
I don't have a figure, do you? No money is enough?
But it's also nice to receive something.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Oh look, maybe I don't know.

Speaker 7 (09:31):
Half a million dollars five hundred grand?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Well, think about it, all the tissues that I'd have
to do because I'd be crying so much.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
You cannot fill that gap in your life? How much
would it cost for you? With Morris?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I spent a lot of time training moro us. I
love Morris. He's the first pair I've ever really owned.
Love him to put the bottom of my heart. Yeah,
I would like at least forty grand at least forty dollars,
not five hundred. I would go for five hundred thousand dollars.
How would you tell your children that the councils come
by and they've euthanized one of our dogs thinking it
was astray?

Speaker 7 (10:03):
Would you like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
That would be the hardest conversation in the world. I
would say, she's.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
Gone to a farm. What would I tell my wife?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
I don't know what you did have to do?

Speaker 6 (10:10):
He's a child though she loves she loves a dog.
You would have to say that Morris has gone to
she would believe she wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
She'd be like, Marris hates the farrs is an inside dog,
is anxious.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
On a fire?

Speaker 7 (10:24):
All right?

Speaker 6 (10:25):
If you are a mum or dad or grandparent, caar
whatever you may be in a situation like I'm in
with where screen time is a real issue in my house.
In my household iPads and phones. Thirteen year old phone
is obsessed. But the biggest issue for me is the
ten year old with the iPad and it's all the roadblocks,

(10:45):
and it's all the games, all the stuff that you
don't know who they're talking to.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
And he just gets so dark every time he's on.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
His when they've been on.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
It, you tell the second he comes out of his
room and he just looks like a zombie and he's
dark and just angry at the world. And takes about
half an hour and then he goes snaps back into
like fun out for you again.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Is that worth shutting them up for an hour or whatever?

Speaker 3 (11:07):
No suits.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
So we do as parents everything we can to get
them off screens, but there is a time for it,
and that time is when we're busy doing something and
they can you know, it should just be thirty minutes
or whatever, but it doesn't. They sneak it into their rooms.
They'll fight it, find it if we hide it. So
I've discovered a bunch of things that will help. The

(11:29):
number one thing that I found helped was so bloody good.
On Friday night we went to a caravan park West
Beach and for twenty four hours, him and his best
mate were jumping on the pillow, they were playing on
the playground, they were meeting these friends, They're running around,
they're playing with soccer.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
They not once asked for the iPad, which is a
big deal. Like they were having so fun. I know
you can't do that all the time.

Speaker 7 (11:53):
So the number one tip is go to West Beach
parks with your friends.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
You know what it is.

Speaker 6 (11:56):
So it's getting them outside and doing stuff with them,
like getting out of the house because they love that.

Speaker 7 (12:03):
Kids love that more than anything, right, easy number one tip.

Speaker 6 (12:06):
Number one tip and number two tip. This was one
of them stealing from one of my.

Speaker 7 (12:09):
Other dad mates.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
He has bought a safe in his house. He's got
three kids.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
Is brought a safe with a lock and every night
every kid puts their phone, puts their iPad in the
safe and you don't get it until the next morning.
And if they're naughty, they can lock it up and
it can be there for a month.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
Buying is safe. You can get a really cheap safe
from kmart.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Go and get a safe and it's a cool thing
because the kids can't get in it and you need
to know the pin.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
To each other.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
Yeah, isn't that weird? They just talk to each other.

Speaker 6 (12:38):
Another one that I haven't tried, and I probably need
to try this as someone who's also addicted to my phone,
is going gray scale. So this is where your phone
takes away all the color. It's dull, and it makes
it less exciting when you look at it.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I can tell you how to do this.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
If you have an iPhone, this will make your there
will be no color like you whatever app you open,
you scroll Instagram and everyone is in black and white,
and you don't get that dopamine here. It's in settings
and it's not one of those set. You can tell
that it's a proper setting for your brain because it's
in the set. And then it's in the accessibility menu.
Rah going to go to accessibility and then you go

(13:15):
on like display and text size, and then there's color filters.
It's tough to get to, but they will select the
gray scale filter, gray scale filter, and your whole phone
is black and white.

Speaker 6 (13:25):
And also when you're doing the black and white, you
have all the sounds off too, because that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
I'll be in the shower and I'll hear ding and
then I'm like, oh, what's that? Do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 6 (13:33):
Like turning sounds off, turning colors off. And for us
as well, that's worked. Two things is you have deals
with other parents. So so Alfi's best friend, they play
on the iPad together all the time. So we have
a deal with our parents going, well, he doesn't have
his iPad, so you don't get your iPad, so it
makes him go okay, well, my mate's not playing with
it as.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
Well certain times, and then that makes a kid feel better.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Yeah, and then we earn yeah yeah, because then their
mate's not playing with it, so they won't play with it.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
I know that Haley's not on my phone on her phone,
so it's okay.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Because they play together, they play, they play against each other,
whatever they do. And then the other one thing that
I do is you've got to earn it back. You
take it away, and then you get the kids to
do the chores. Take out the bins, wash the windows,
massage your feet, all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
Even then though, massage my feet for screen time. Yes,
that happens in your household all the time.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
I'll look across, I've got one kid doing the bins,
and then Austin my thirteene role will be massaging Jimmy's feet.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
Just needing your husband's feet. No, but it works.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
You have to give up your.

Speaker 7 (14:30):
Phone at the air.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
I mean, I need all this stuff. I need to
go gray scale. You do too, You've been on your
phone you have been on your phone all morning.

Speaker 7 (14:37):
I've been doing work.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, but you're but still it's an addiction.

Speaker 6 (14:41):
That's what I say to my I'm happy and not work,
but I'm just scrolling.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, I'll do no work for the rest of
the show. I have no idea what's coming up next.

Speaker 7 (14:47):
You need to go to a caravan.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Mark was screw Heely's teasing. Elton John is alive. He's alive.
There were fears over the weekend because he's.

Speaker 6 (15:10):
Posted a photo of himself in a hospital bed with
a diamond encrusted neck race and diamond encrusted broken.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
Legs, and the whole world was like, oh my god,
is this here? Are we're rolling out the Elton John formorrow.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
The obits that everyone's had ready to go for the
last five years, Evan.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
And just waiting for it.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
It's all everyone's ready.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Can I tell you how, someone who works for a
news agency you do have obits prepared for a lot
of people.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
I've written two or three oh bits for sporting people
that are not dead yet. Oh my god, you need
to share this well.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I hope that they don't have to stay alive forever.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Ready to go give us one name.

Speaker 7 (15:48):
Come on, who No, no, no, they're still live. They're
still live. I'm not putting death on anybody today.

Speaker 3 (15:56):
Who would be old enough that you would do a big.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
Taylor Swift is controlling the wedding?

Speaker 3 (16:03):
Can you tell us this stuff? This is so interesting?

Speaker 6 (16:05):
All right, we'll go to Travis quickly. Travis and Tay
getting married.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Right.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
I love Taylor Swift, but she's controlling the wedding list
so much so that comedian Andrew Santino has said in
a podcast that you know, someone said you're gonna be
going to the wedding and he goes, well, I don't know,
because Taylor is controlling list.

Speaker 7 (16:27):
I doubt it.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Really, you're not going to Taylor Swift and Killer Traps.

Speaker 7 (16:31):
I highly doubt it, dude.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
I don't think I got that invite.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
You know, she's controlling that guest list. Yeah, I'm not
on that list.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
You don't think so, dude? You don't kill a Trap Traps,
my boy, I love him to death.

Speaker 7 (16:41):
I highly doubt.

Speaker 6 (16:43):
Do you know this actually brings up soul memories for me?
Is that this is constantly brought up in my marriage
where I do the wedding list for our wedding. We
had one hundred and twenty people. It was a small
wedding and Jimmy's name wasn't on the list. I literally
did Hailey, Lucy, Jess, Kate did it, all my bridesmaids
and then everyone, and he literally looked at the list

(17:04):
and he's like, I'm not on this list. And it
gets brought up in arguments like you never put me
at the top because you.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Left me off my wedding list.

Speaker 7 (17:12):
It's a great point. I love him and that's the
movie you always have done.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, fix that? Did you just treat it as if
it was your event? And he was like, to be there.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Parting with all my best friends, Oh, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (17:24):
Giv that j in his family?

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I didn't have inviting you.

Speaker 14 (17:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
This song, oh my.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
God, K Pop Demon Hunters, what the actual and what
is this?

Speaker 15 (17:34):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (17:35):
It's a movie, right, everyone's talking about My kids are
talking about it.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
They've seen it. I haven't seen it. They sing it
non stop in the house. It's become the first.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Soundtrack to go number one since Encanto in twenty twenty one,
and number one in Australia since I think mid July,
beating out like Guy.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Sebastian, all these other big name artists. It's gonna have.

Speaker 6 (17:55):
The film is going to exceed three hundred million views
this week.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
It's a bit of a pop.

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yeah, it's a massive and all the songs are really good.
Here's another one.

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Like nel Sugar hit songs an't b one.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
But like even as parents when you have to play
in your car, we.

Speaker 6 (18:14):
All get into it.

Speaker 7 (18:15):
Shaking your shoulder. Yeah, I see you're shaking that shoulder. Shoulder,
you're poping it.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
We should play one of these.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Songs, we lou All right, now, we'll have that discussion
with the boss.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Right, Crows fans, you've had a couple of days to
sleep it off, but we haven't had a chance to
talk about it yet. Friday night, Adelaide Crows Hawthorne Hawks
season over. It looked pretty ugly from the start, really,
two goals in the first thirty seconds, and the fifty
two thousand people in the crowd were a little bit like, oh.

Speaker 7 (18:48):
Might not be our week.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
It might not be our week.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
Hayley, obviously watching along as a big Crows fan, you
were devastated.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
I was watching the Minecraft movie.

Speaker 2 (18:57):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
At that exact point Ailie sent me a message after
the game had finished, saying, Oh, it's not going well
for the Crows.

Speaker 7 (19:03):
It's already finished.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Adelaide Out of the Fire didn't win a single quarter
of the eight quarters that they played, and they're the
first team in modern AFL era to finish top but
then go out in straight sets.

Speaker 6 (19:18):
Hang on, are we're going to talk about football, but
we need to do it while we're doing something else. Yeah,
because something happened on Friday where we were giving away
tickets to that massive game on Friday night.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
And Evelyn called in.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
She was driving all the way from from Melbourne to
get here to hoping for tickets.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
We didn't give her tickets, and then Kelly rang in.
She's like, I'll do anything. You have to give Evelyn tickets.
She deserves those tickets. I'm already going to the game.
Give her the tickets. Yeah, if you give her the tickets,
I'll massage your feet.

Speaker 7 (19:46):
I'll do anything.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Trust me.

Speaker 16 (19:49):
I'm gonna offer you guys a thirty minute foot message
and trust me, Max, I don't want to be touching
your feet, but I'm doing it for Evelyn.

Speaker 17 (19:56):
Oh she's got to go.

Speaker 7 (19:58):
She missed out this is a good gravel.

Speaker 11 (20:00):
Oh, massage, Max is horrible feet.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Let her go.

Speaker 6 (20:06):
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, And the thing of radio is we
don't forget anything, Kelly.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Dee, No, we don't.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
That laughter is Kelly from greenwith who is now Kelly
in North Adelaide. She's sitting right next to me.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
No, Kelly, you said you were going to massage Max's
feet for thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I did so.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
We thought Max is never in his whole life ever
had a foot massage, which blows my mind.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
It's the best thing ever it is. And bye bye
a professional. You are not a professional. No, but I
think I can do a pretty good job.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Great.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Well, so I don't really want this, and Kelly doesn't
really want this, but it deals a deal.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
I mean I want it. I would totally spot for you.
But he needs to experience this. You need to do
it for Max.

Speaker 3 (20:51):
So he's going to take off his smelly.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Socky this morning. Then my PILARATEI socks right, they're ready
to go.

Speaker 18 (20:56):
Kat, I've got gloves because there's no way but I'm
touching those figs.

Speaker 7 (21:01):
Let's can you turn that up a little bit?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Can we light some incense in here.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
As we're doing this, Max is just getting a foot message.

Speaker 18 (21:08):
Hang on, I'm getting the Natio rosewater hydration cream on
the feet, just for a little bit of extra soothing.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Yeah, I love rose water.

Speaker 11 (21:17):
Bring it up, bring it in.

Speaker 7 (21:19):
Oh my god, they're hairy, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
What else do you notice about Max's feet?

Speaker 7 (21:28):
The callousy that's my bad ankle, sorry, Kelly. So that's
still a little bit in flat.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yes, they're wrinkle.

Speaker 18 (21:34):
You can tell that they've been in footy boots. What's like,
I'm not getting close enough to smell that.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
I'm afraid joy the.

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Outside.

Speaker 18 (21:46):
Yeah, the gloves probably don't make it feel that's good.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
But gloves.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
As you're doing this, can we just talk about footing
because I really want to know what happened.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
I don't think that one person not having Isaac. You
can't rely on one person, and that's why they've lost
they look Jimmy, my husband, was saying, they just couldn't
get it up the field.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Yeah, so they got absolutely annihilated in the midfield.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
They need in the off season. They're going to win
a flag. The Crows need probably another like gun midfielder
and they need some speed in there.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
That's what Rory Laird in there.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Like Roy Lad's nice, but he's a half back flanker.
They threw him in there like the Hawks were way
too fast.

Speaker 7 (22:25):
At what point in the game outside of that ankle?

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Max is just.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Getting a film any feedback firm size.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
It's actually you said it was going to be something
that I really liked.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
It is really not.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
You can go a bit harder if you want.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Okay, nervously laughing, and I feel like at times dissociating
as well.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
She's just kind of vacant and looking off into the distance,
like why am I doing this?

Speaker 3 (22:48):
This is what I can't believe I'm doing this.

Speaker 7 (22:50):
It's actually most people to give foot mass, I just
just look off into.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
The distance and no.

Speaker 6 (22:55):
They look you, and you're deep in your eyes, well beautiful,
and they asked you how your day was.

Speaker 18 (23:02):
I have to be honest with you. When I was
driving to work on Friday, I had no idea that
on Monday morning, here MAXI massaging Maxie's foot.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Let's be honest with the people. Here could be worse, right,
it could be.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Look, he's got nice hands, but I don't know about
his feet. They're hairy.

Speaker 18 (23:21):
I'm gonna be honest, they are hairy feet. He's got
a very very hairy big toe. Actually, oh actually all
the toes are hairy.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Look pull one of them.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Don't do that.

Speaker 7 (23:31):
That's not part of.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Kelly.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
You are amazing.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
Just have a medal for this.

Speaker 18 (23:38):
Oh look, it's all for a good cause. Everyone got
to go the footy and that's what it was all about.
Driving from Melbourne, It's all about giving.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Every one's on the phone real quick, anything say thank you.

Speaker 16 (23:49):
To Kelly here, Oh my god, Kelly, sorry.

Speaker 11 (23:56):
Thinking, oh god, Harry and all.

Speaker 6 (24:00):
Harry Ellen, do you have anything to say to Kelly
about the tickets?

Speaker 3 (24:05):
Did you love your thank you? Thank you?

Speaker 11 (24:07):
Thank you show much so a great sake.

Speaker 16 (24:11):
What look the outcome we wanted?

Speaker 3 (24:13):
No it wasn't, but onwards to night, yeah it was.

Speaker 17 (24:19):
It went brilliant.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
There's always next year.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
There is still good here.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
This is so beautiful.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
You guys should have your own podcast or two of
let's let's put.

Speaker 7 (24:28):
A bit in this, let's wrap this up. I've still
got another twenty four minutes of this mass.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
All right, Kelly Sandby, you are massaging Max Purfect's foots
because you want tickets for Evelyn to the Crows.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I did.

Speaker 17 (24:41):
There.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
We go Alien Max in the morning. I mixed on
two point three Alien Max in the morning.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Hey, we've been talking about the Crows and how sad
that was, and we've just had our feet massage.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Delightful.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
But there was something happy that happened on Friday night
for the Crows fans, two Crows fans in particular.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Yeah, it was amazing.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Daniel and Tara were doing roof climb and something incredible happened.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
There was a.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Proposal that everybody is talking about. And we have Tara
on the phone.

Speaker 16 (25:12):
Hello, Hi, how are you.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Congratulations?

Speaker 11 (25:16):
Thank you, thank you. Yeah, still still a bit in shop,
but it's gone quite viral.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, Tara, because you're on the roof of Bloody adelaide
over with fifty thousand people there, tell us about it,
tell us about it. It was just as the players
were all sort of walking out, so most people are
in their seats talk roof climb engagement.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (25:34):
Well so basically this was gone like our second time
doing it. So the first time we ever done the
roof climb, there wasn't on a game or anything. And
you get to the top you get to that platform
for anyone who hasn't done it, and they get you
to kind of do that lean back to the photo opportunity. Yeah,
and I did not do that the first time. I
was like, no, no way, not doing that.

Speaker 19 (25:53):
This time.

Speaker 20 (25:53):
I was like phyking myself up.

Speaker 11 (25:54):
From the beginning. I'm like, no, I'm going to do it.
I practice heaps when we're on the Western stand, I'm like, yep,
now I've got this.

Speaker 7 (26:00):
I've got this.

Speaker 11 (26:01):
And then we got to the platform and there a
couple of other people that were doing the walk with
us all did there. They watched them, and I'm like, nah,
this is easy. And then basically I went to do
my lean back and started to go and I was
just focusing on way too much, like obviously not try
to fall. And then the camera guy who was taking

(26:21):
my picture was like, oh, you might want to look down,
and then I just looked down and I just saw
down he'd already been on his knee for probably a
good six second.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Trying to balance and not fall off.

Speaker 9 (26:32):
And I just said, holy yeah.

Speaker 6 (26:36):
Okay, I have to ask this question because the first
thing I thought of when you do roof climb, you
have to like tie your phone. Everything has to be tied.
You can't wear bobby pins in your hair, things like that,
no access to your pockets.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
How did he bring a ring up? Did he work
close with a ring?

Speaker 16 (26:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (26:51):
Yeah, so he pre organized it with a roof climb
and they were absolutely amazing. He's so happy with how
much I helped out. And Braiden as well, who worked there.
He was really really great.

Speaker 13 (26:59):
So basically we.

Speaker 11 (27:00):
Were at the end of the line of the group
and as we were about to get going that, Braiden
was like, oh, because you guys are the last two
and Dan was the last. When he said, oh you
get to have the birthday like safety thing clicked to
you and like I didn't think anything otherwise, like yeah,
And then it was actually the ring yeah yeah, yeah,

(27:20):
and then everyone there's been lots of comments online like
oh no they didn't drop it, rah rah. But they
actually root climb, tied up the ring with some fishing wires.
It was all secure and everything. So now, yeah, no,
they were amazing. How yeah, he was so happy. He
couldn't have gone a better plan for him.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Really, woman to woman, did you think that this was
going to happen? You know when you're kind of waiting
for it to happen.

Speaker 4 (27:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (27:43):
So we actually we went no on Friday night completely,
which is why I saw when when I saw every
other four. We went to Cannes at the end of
August and that was our first family little holiday.

Speaker 8 (27:56):
We've got a.

Speaker 11 (27:56):
Fifteen months old son called Chase, and we were taking
him on his first plane trip up there, just like
doing all the fun stuff up you're doing cans and
part of me was like, oh, maybe maybe, like this
would be a cool opportunity. Yeah, and it didn't happen,
but it's funny in Laos. He actually told me at
the end of the night it was meant to happen
in Cannes and the ring didn't come in on time.

(28:16):
Oh he reckons. The day that we landed, we were
in the hotel room getting all unpacked, he said he
had a phone call and he didn't answer it, and
he listened to the voice message and it was the
people saying, oh, yeah, your.

Speaker 7 (28:28):
Rings in and he was like, oh, my god, day.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
So then he.

Speaker 11 (28:32):
Obviously had this ring, had no idea when really to
do it. And then when we got tickets to the
game on the Monday, on the Wednesday, he thought, hang
on a minute, how looks this roof climb might still
be available, and he was put to like a laugh
minute quick done. He dropped the ring there on the Thursday,
and permission on the.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Friday, and yeah, and you got to celebrate by it
then watching your beloved Crows.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
I know, to be honest, I didn't actually watch much
more of the game after that.

Speaker 7 (29:01):
Yeah, the time we went.

Speaker 11 (29:03):
By the time we got back to our seats, we
had people messaging us already say congrats, and I was like,
how what, what's happening? And then we saw that adelaide
O Will shared the whole video of it and everything,
and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Before them before you told your friendly Oh no, I
suppose that's what happens when you do it in quite
a public exactly, yeah.

Speaker 11 (29:22):
Exactly, And that's fine, Like it's it's fine, it's weird.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
We're pretty sure. We love it anyway, Tara, it's brilliant.
Congratulations to you. Can't wait for the wedding. Maybe in
the middle of adelaide Oval, who knows, We'll all be thank.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
You, have fun with you.

Speaker 11 (29:38):
We want to thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (29:39):
We want to hear from you. Adelaide thirty one O
two three Your engagement story.

Speaker 6 (29:43):
Yeah, wild engagement stories, the most romantic ones the better.

Speaker 7 (29:48):
Yeah, like the weirdest places, the wildest places.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
Yeah, this is Hailey and Max in the morning. I
know which wrong.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
You want a brand new phone? Hey, two hundred and
fifty nine dollars O poh phone. These are awesome, ultra durable,
big battery, fast charging, unbeatable value. Maybe give it to
your killers their first phone. Yes, download Snake two on
it for him. I love reading the nostalgia.

Speaker 6 (30:13):
So what we want on thirty one O two three
to get that is really wild romantic proposals. Because Tara
and Daniel on Friday night were on roof climb at
Adelaide Oval. He got down in one dnee as there
at the very top the pinnacle of the walk and
he gets down on one day and proposes, and now
they're engaged.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
It's a beautiful proposal.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
It's going everywhere all over Australia and it made the
crows getting absolutely rolled a little bit better because she
wasn't paying that much attention.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
Yes, so we want to hear from you thurday one
two three, best call is going to win this phone?

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Made it in Paraka. Can you talk us through your proposal?

Speaker 10 (30:49):
Hello, good morning guys. So hours on holidays overseas and
I was set to come home to Australia. My husband
said can you come and visit me in hospital?

Speaker 19 (31:01):
So he then had.

Speaker 10 (31:03):
Pneumonia at the time, so I was like, oh, for sure,
I'll come and see you. And he organized a ring
to be delivered to his room, a whole bunch of flowers.
I just saw the flowers and I walked in and
he's like, I just need to ask you something, and
he's like.

Speaker 12 (31:20):
Would you be my wife?

Speaker 10 (31:24):
He was joking because I'm like, are you serious? Like
I'm going back home in seven days and you're under
medication and you're not well straight and he's like, no,
well you're a nurse, so you'll be more than happy
to look after me. And then he got down and

(31:46):
on his knee and said will you be my wife?
And I said yes, of course.

Speaker 7 (31:54):
And someone has pneumonia, are they contagious? No, you can
still give the proposal?

Speaker 3 (32:02):
Did he did he once he got better? Was that
like an hallucination or did he really wanted why are
you wearing that ring?

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Made? Yeah?

Speaker 18 (32:11):
He really did.

Speaker 10 (32:13):
Yeah, ten years later now and the great story to
tell our children.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
We love that.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
That's what we're after.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
We want some crazy the hospital side proposals, any crazy proposals.
We love love here and love was on fire on
Friday night at Adelaide Oval when Tara and Daniel were
going up there.

Speaker 6 (32:36):
They were doing the roof climb at the very pinnacle
at the top. As you look down, you lean back.
She's leaning back fearing for her life. Didn't realize that
he was actually on one knee for about sixty seconds
waiting for her to look down, and then he popped
the question.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
And now they're a gay romance.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
So nice. It was a lovely moment before four quarters
of lovely moments as the Hawks smashed the Crows. All right,
So thirty one O two three, give us your engagement stories.

Speaker 7 (33:02):
Crazier the better.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Kerrie in about Goodell murray Bridge is called in Kerry,
how did your husband propose to you?

Speaker 8 (33:09):
Okay, so it was September back in twenty eleven, and
we just took the boat up to just outside Wakery
just to put it in and go bit of a
test run.

Speaker 11 (33:18):
And obviously I had no idea what was happening.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
But go briit of a cruise.

Speaker 11 (33:22):
He finds a nice little spot up against a bank.

Speaker 8 (33:25):
He's sort of probably getting himself ready, and then next thing,
a houseboat pulls in right.

Speaker 11 (33:30):
Next to us, so we have to sort of pull
the boat back out.

Speaker 16 (33:33):
We sort of get cruising down the river. There he
takes the takes the box out, gets the ring out.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
For a split second, I actually thought he was joking,
and I was literally about to grab the box and
just chuck.

Speaker 17 (33:44):
It in the river, but I did.

Speaker 8 (33:49):
I don't know, I just I didn't see it coming.

Speaker 11 (33:52):
I had absolutely no idea. We were both pretty stick
at the same time, so and the weather was.

Speaker 8 (33:57):
Obviously still pretty cool. But then the excitement sort of
took over and then we both jumped into the river.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Amazing, And how have you been married?

Speaker 17 (34:06):
Now?

Speaker 8 (34:09):
We got twelve twelve years, I think it's about twelve years,
but married in twenty thirteen.

Speaker 3 (34:13):
So Jerry, that's really lovely. I love that.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
I love the surprise little speedboat on the back of
the Malibu.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Hello, hello Brad in Corolta Park.

Speaker 17 (34:24):
Are you going good?

Speaker 3 (34:25):
What's your story?

Speaker 15 (34:26):
Well, I I planned to propose to my wife in
Paris on.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
The Eiffel Tower, cliche, brad.

Speaker 12 (34:35):
Light problem tooth.

Speaker 14 (34:36):
We get a high sears and so she's all right
going upstairs, and I didn't realize that we were there
for five days. So I'll get more and more nervous
as we went, and then there was massive lineup. Eventually
I found a day where there was a small lineup
lined up, got our ticket or went to ask the tickets,
but there was two light up winter stairs and one

(34:56):
for the elevator, and I was in the elevator line
and I was like, oh my goodness, So anyhow said
stuff it, just give me the ticket.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
We went up.

Speaker 12 (35:04):
As soon as we stepped into.

Speaker 15 (35:05):
The elevator, it's one of those glass elevators, and she
went why and started crying. We get up to level
two and she decided herself, and I'm like, this is
going great, this is this is awesome. And eventually we
got out on the balcony and it was like it
just opened up. The whole corner was now it's just perfect.
But it was absolutely bucketing rain. And then as I'm

(35:26):
about to propose a bunch of Japanese tourists at their calends,
and I just became this obnoxious idiot with a with
an umbrella, and I was like banging him out of
the way, just so.

Speaker 7 (35:37):
Did you get down on one knee in the end, Brad,
I did?

Speaker 15 (35:40):
I did everything cliche Eiffel Tower, one knee.

Speaker 14 (35:42):
I think she just said yes to get the hell
off of that thing.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Get me across.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (35:51):
Okay, that is an excellent story. Keep them coming thirteen
one o two three. We've had actually a couple of
engagements in the studio. Well three of us have been
engaged before, only yours next, only here yours because I
was part of yours.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I'll see if I've got one as well. Who knows
I have on to also keep the calls coming thirty
one two three. Crazy engagement stories. All right.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
On Friday night, something amazing happened the Crows lost.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
That wasn't amazing, That was awful for some kind of.

Speaker 6 (36:18):
Overshadowed by something really beautiful that Tara and Daniel too
Adelaide lovers were on top during the roof climb. She's
leaning over the edge the scariest moment of the walk,
and then looks down and he's on one knee and
he's proposing, and it's so beautiful.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Ro Man.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
So we want to know your crazy engagement stories. On
thirty one and two three Andrew in murray Bridge, Andrew,
what do you got for us?

Speaker 17 (36:44):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (36:45):
Harley and Max. I ended up was that home one
night in my Bridge?

Speaker 9 (36:49):
I lived ninety kilometers away from my partner, and she
texted me and said, oh, I want you to come
over tonight and stay.

Speaker 12 (36:56):
And and so I looked at the time it was
like ten to thirty.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Of Wholerew, that's a booty call mate, Yeah, and got.

Speaker 12 (37:04):
My stuff together, jumped in the car.

Speaker 9 (37:07):
It was like air in eleven minutes to her place
from my house and I got there about midnight. I
think we had a cheeky, quiet single drink and then we.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
Ended up going to bed and had a little bit
of a cuddle.

Speaker 9 (37:19):
And then next minute girl friend turns over to the
bedside table and turns back around and pulls out a
ring and said, will you marry me?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
Oh wow, it was all planned.

Speaker 9 (37:31):
Yeah she got And that was about one o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
She couldn't have waited to the next day. She'd planned it. Still,
while you're lying in bed, yep, and how long had
you been together?

Speaker 18 (37:43):
For?

Speaker 12 (37:44):
Eight weeks?

Speaker 7 (37:44):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Ed, okay, all right, Andrew that I mean, love is love.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
It doesn't matter if you know you know, but like,
did it cross your mind that, yes, I'm ready to
marry this beautiful woman.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (37:57):
I knew it was going to happen because she asked
from her finger size?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
And what right did she ask for your finger size?

Speaker 12 (38:05):
Probably about five weeks?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Wow?

Speaker 7 (38:08):
And is there any part of you that goes this
is nice? But quick?

Speaker 17 (38:16):
No?

Speaker 12 (38:16):
I knew straight away. It's just amazing.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Are you traditional? Mate? Was there any hesitation in you
being proposed to rather than you doing it?

Speaker 1 (38:24):
No?

Speaker 9 (38:24):
No, it was great because it was something different and
we do things different, so that was great.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Did she ask your mum or your dad for their permission?

Speaker 1 (38:33):
No?

Speaker 12 (38:33):
They both passed away, so she got away with that one.

Speaker 17 (38:37):
Enough.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
I realized that when I asked, the only answer that
it was.

Speaker 9 (38:46):
You're the man.

Speaker 7 (38:46):
Congrats, good luck, good luck? Hey, how did you get
proposed to?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Really nice?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
We were living in Queensland at the time and we
went to a place called Rainbow Beach. It was his birthday,
so I didn't really think that he would do it
on his birthday, but we had just watched a movie
and then we were in a in the spa. Him, no,

(39:15):
because we were in a hotel room, so it was
like having a bath. I wouldn't wear bather's in a bath.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
So you were wearing nothing, he said to me.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
We were we were, we were in a spa.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
It was I.

Speaker 7 (39:27):
Don't because we're.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
In a bath.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
I don't wear bathies in the bar, you said, spar.
It was a spa inside the hotel room.

Speaker 7 (39:34):
You're just trying to paint.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
We were both in the spa and then he said
to me my boxer dog at the time, Ruby had
just passed away, and he said, how would you make
this day even better? And I was like, well, if
Ruby was here, because I just love her and I
missed her so much. And then out of the water
he pulls out a diamond ring.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Where was he storing that?

Speaker 6 (39:55):
And then in a towel and then he said well,
and he got down on one knee in the spar
and said, will you be my wife?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
But then inside the ring it said Hailey.

Speaker 6 (40:07):
I know this sounds so weird for non dog people,
but it said Haley and Ruby sisters. And I just
cried because you like nailed it, because I knows how
much I love my dog so much, and he engraved
her name in my engagement ring.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
It's weird, it's beautiful. It's odd.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
No, it's not odd, it's beautiful.

Speaker 7 (40:26):
You're not getting engaged to your dead dog. No engaged
human man love my dog?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
And I said yes straight away, and I yeah, yes,
I think it's really nice.

Speaker 7 (40:36):
It's dare you. It's nice.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Bring up my dead dog.

Speaker 1 (40:39):
You did that? You did that?

Speaker 3 (40:41):
You said dead dog?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
What's not an a live dog?

Speaker 6 (40:45):
Well, it's it's my sister, Hailey and Ruby sisters. And
then my rings got stolen.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
So someone's rolling around with a Hailey Ruby sister engaging
has my ring inside.

Speaker 6 (40:54):
If your ring says Hailey and Ruby Sisters, it's my
ring and you stole it from a tanning bed about
fifteen years ago.

Speaker 7 (41:01):
Okay, if that is, you give us a ring thirty
one and two three. We'll put you in the running
from a five ten questions, sixty seconds.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
One thousand dollars Alien Max's Money Minute thanks to audio.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Masters Christine in Williston.

Speaker 6 (41:21):
You are going to win this one thousand dollars, but
please don't use it just to play council rates.

Speaker 7 (41:27):
That's boring. Boring, so I know you can use it
for a bit of that. But then Christine start your
own counsel. You have one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
You know, I'll God will come and be the mayor
and deputy mayor.

Speaker 7 (41:38):
You can pay full time salaries with one thousand dollars
that you've won. Oh Joe, Okay, all right, I'm going to.

Speaker 6 (41:44):
Give you the rules Max to ask the questions. So
you got sixty seconds, ten dollars for every correct answer.
We have to accept your first answer, and if you
pass on the question, we'll come back to the end.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Okay, let's go, Christy, let's get it. Your money minute
starts now. What shape is the IgA logo?

Speaker 17 (42:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
God?

Speaker 17 (42:04):
Round?

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Churchill Censor is located off which main road at Chechul Road.
Who won on the weekend? The Crows are the Hawks?
The Hawks Golden is a hit song from which Netflix show.

Speaker 9 (42:17):
The Golden Girls.

Speaker 7 (42:18):
It Delphin Island is located in which suburb.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
The Port A Male.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Chicken is also known as a what said. Frank Green
is a brand's best known for making what what season
is It?

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Currently in the Northern Hemisphere, free ho Chi Minh City
is located in which country. What sport do people run around?
A diamond shaped field? A Frank Green? What does Frank
Green make?

Speaker 12 (42:52):
Frank Green in the Great.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Led Min City is located in which US Asian country
got it in?

Speaker 3 (43:04):
No, you know what, you gave it a crack and
that's all that matters, and you are going home with
some money.

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I love Christine is you gave answers for all but
one instead of just saying past.

Speaker 7 (43:12):
Yeah, so you've given yourself a chance.

Speaker 16 (43:15):
Day.

Speaker 9 (43:16):
This is hard. It is.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
It's hard when you're on the spot, isn't it all right?

Speaker 6 (43:20):
Let's go through some of the ones you got right?
Churchill Center is located on Churchill Road.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Well done? The Hawks one on Friday. A male chicken
is a rooster.

Speaker 7 (43:32):
And sah, let's give the IDA logo. Yeah, yeah, shapes
the I like she.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Said, Look, round isn't a shape, but oval is around?

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Nah is the shape. I'll give you that, all right.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I loved your answer for this. Golden is a hit
song from which Netflix show you said, Golden Girls.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
I love that.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Thank you for being a friend. But it's K pop
Demon Hunters, yep.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
Island close with It's not Port Adelaide, it's West lakes.

Speaker 3 (44:03):
Yeah, Frank Green is not a grocer. It's a like
a drink buddle.

Speaker 9 (44:08):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
The season we're currently in the Northern Hemisphere is autumn,
so it's opposite to us, not spring.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Hochim In city is the in Vietnam.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
When you go ten dollars for the laugh out of
your pocket, you get ten dollars for that laugh.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
It's amazing.

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
And which sport to people run around a diamond shapefield?

Speaker 7 (44:30):
It's baseball.

Speaker 12 (44:32):
I would never have known that.

Speaker 9 (44:34):
Christ Oh, that is better than nothing.

Speaker 7 (44:37):
Joy, we love you, Thanks for calling and play again.

Speaker 12 (44:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (44:41):
Burjo Virgo has done something a little bit silly and
I actually can't believe that he's done it. But he's
done it and there's no turning back. He has put
his house just while he's staying at his ex's.

Speaker 7 (44:56):
House help look after the bead.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Yeah, just having a beautiful time.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
He hasn't been living at home, so he's put his
house on airbnb just for fun, right, well, for fun
and just to see what happened.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
Financial gain obviously, Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 7 (45:10):
People put their houses on Airbnb when they're not living
in it. Give sense.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
This was a very last minute thought Bergo was lying
in bed. I'm just gonna see what happens. I'm going
to use old photos of my house when it was
all styled perfectly before I moved in with my family
and filled it up with hoarder material.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
Yeah, this is where we run into issues with your
listing because we both know your house.

Speaker 7 (45:32):
This appears to be written by real estate agent.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Did you put listen to chat DPT No.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
I did it myself, using my own inspiration and creativity.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
The most embellishment you could possibly put on something. And
the pictures that Haley mentions, a lot of them are
from when the house was previously listed for purchase.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
There's a photo of the kitchen it doesn't even have
a fridge in the cavity and style.

Speaker 6 (45:56):
There's one photo of your daughter's bedroom where that you
didn't even bother to make the bed. It's just a messy,
foul photo of a room amongst all these beautiful style photos.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Have you got bookings?

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Well?

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So the problem is that I put it up just
to see how easy it was. I was like, I
just want to go through the process, and surely there's
an approval process and they want to find out if
you're a criminal or not.

Speaker 5 (46:17):
So I put it up at eight o'clock at night.
Then I woke up to go to the toilet. At
one am. I looked and I'd had three bookings.

Speaker 7 (46:24):
It's because you've written things like this.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Step into modern luxury and unparalleled convenience in this bright,
expansive and well kept home.

Speaker 6 (46:36):
Yeah, where's the convenience that the Arness factories across the road.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
No, it's that it's in between the city and the sea. Yeah,
well you're listening. You're listing.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Does say the convenience includes ten? It says ten one
zero m, like ten meters the beach and from the city.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
My favorite is when you said about expansive views and
then you said, you know that was lovely outdoor furniture
and a secondary grass backyard.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
It's lined with lemon trees and lily.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:10):
Do you have either of those things in your backyard?
I have some form of future tree where.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
A square of yard. It's not a backyard, it's a square.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
It's a postage thing.

Speaker 7 (47:19):
You're leading people astray.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I think it scares me.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
The way I feel sick is i'd be like people
are coming from inter state to stay your house and
They're like, cool, I've got accommodations thought, and everything's done.

Speaker 7 (47:30):
Meanwhile, you've never even done this before.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
No, given all your furniture and all your kids toys
and your clothes are all in the cupboard.

Speaker 3 (47:37):
Everything's there.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, I've got at the next couple of weeks cleaning
that out.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I'm looking forward to utilizing the well appointed kitchen to
create my own meals.

Speaker 7 (47:45):
Yeah, it's a kitchen.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
It's a home away from home.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
It is a home away from home, the home away
from home.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
With modern conveniences.

Speaker 7 (47:53):
Life with lemon trees. It's just like two lemons that
he's born.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
It's lime or lemon.

Speaker 5 (47:58):
I'm not quite sure because they change color and there's
antele in them, so I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
There, but they exist.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Okay. Does it not concern you, Burjo that someone is
going to book out your house.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
They're going to come and stay, and then they're going
to give you a bad review because there's.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Nothing like what I I have my first booking. There's
three locked in. I've got one in twelve days, and
I've done nothing to prepare for.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
When the last time you mowed the lawn.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Ah, they're probably up to my knees right now, the lawn.

Speaker 7 (48:22):
And that's not a joke. And he's got long legs.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
He got long legs, all right.

Speaker 1 (48:26):
So this leads us to Airbnb disasters, rental disasters.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
I just wanted to see and it might have backfired
a little bit.

Speaker 7 (48:34):
Third A one o two three.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
We want to give you one hundred dollars food lamdboucher
if you have ever booked an Airbnb or a holiday
rental and you're just not gone to plan.

Speaker 7 (48:44):
Yeah, it wasn't lined with lily pillies and lemon trees.

Speaker 6 (48:47):
Yeah, and online it was like expansive views, but it
was literally just a matchbox, just a dungeon. If this
has happened to you, thirteen one o two three holiday
rental disasters.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Burjo's put his home up on Airbnb. Now he's written
it like he's a real estate agent and.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
You've got to sell the property.

Speaker 7 (49:08):
Yeah, well you're excellent at that.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
I can't wait to step into modern luxury and unparalleled
convenience in a bright, expensive and well kept home.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
Personally, that's what I can't wait for.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Quote.

Speaker 6 (49:17):
Your comfort, safety, and convenience is at the forefront of.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Everything we do.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Like I'm the mantrack.

Speaker 6 (49:23):
Can I just say at the moment it's derelict and
I know this because I've been there, because you haven't
been there, and like it's like a to cease the state.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
You haven't been there.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
About six months. But he's reading it out.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
People are booking it having no idea that he's used
old photos to style it.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, they've booked a face because in the description that
says it's got a secondary draft backyard lined with lemon
trees and lily pillies, it doesn't have lily pilie. It
doesn't have lemon trees and the grass backyard is all weeds.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
No, it does. When I say lined with, there's one
citrus tree I'm not sure what it is and one
lily pilly, So it's not really lined with but it
has them in.

Speaker 3 (49:56):
There and it's the size of the TV.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
So that is the Airbnb disaster story waiting to happen.
We want to know if you've had one already. Airbmb
Any Holiday Rentals Really Nicole and Modbury's called in on
thirteen three. Nicole, give us your disaster when you went
to Perth. Good morning guys.

Speaker 13 (50:15):
We booked through bookings dot Com. Everything looked beautiful, nice
and central. We got there, our one hundred and fifty
dollars deposits turned into a three hundred dollars deposit. Our
room had bodily hair in the bed, mold in the shower,
dirty dishes that I couldn't even clean because the sponge
was dirty.

Speaker 17 (50:35):
People running up and down the hallway. We think drug
deals in the car park awesome, and it was just
ridiculous when we complained. I've done it since, but I
definitely make sure that I do more than just read
the reviews. Because the reviews were from the same people
that are in the hotel, and they took good ones.

(50:57):
They turned around and said that we weren't getting our
deposit back. In the end, I threatened them and they
gave it back and we found out they'd actually taking
three hundred dollars, not one hundred and fifty, and we
ended up having to read book somewhere else and it
cost us about twelve hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
What a at nightmare.

Speaker 3 (51:15):
This is what scares me. You're lying to people online.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
It's not lying, it's misleading, and the same thing a tactic.
What do you want to hear my tactic?

Speaker 5 (51:27):
Yeah, my tactic is to leave on the kitchen bench
a nice letter that says welcome to Adelaide and also
a pack of like fruit chocks.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
So they go, oh, that's nice, and then hopefully they
overlook some of the other.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Things you've said, and then they go to throw the
fruit chocks wrapper out to the overflowing bins or something.

Speaker 6 (51:43):
Mate, okay, one O two three, Please keep your calls
coming holiday rental disasters. We want to hear yours holiday
rental disaster STORYES thirteen one oh two three.

Speaker 7 (51:54):
That is our number.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
We're talking about this because mate Burgo on.

Speaker 6 (51:57):
The studio has put his house up on Airbnb and
just been lied about the whole thing. It's tree lined
with lemon trees and grassy areas and expansive views.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
It's not a lie. It's just an elaboration.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
There are pictures on there from when the house was styled,
when he bought it years and years ago, before he
moved in with his daughter.

Speaker 5 (52:18):
Yeah, there's a couple of actual dings in the walls,
but it's mostly the same. And also it's bigger than
a hotel room. Started to win win is it?

Speaker 12 (52:25):
Those?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Give us your story thirty one to three holiday rental
disasters Kim in Morphaville.

Speaker 7 (52:30):
What happened when you went to serve as Paradise?

Speaker 20 (52:33):
Oh my goodness, So it was terrible. They said it
had been upgraded and everything, but it was like nineteen
fifties everything, even the stove, everything.

Speaker 9 (52:46):
And then like it.

Speaker 20 (52:48):
Looked nice and clean until I went to get a
cup out of the cupboard and the cupboard fell off
the wall and the wall was just covered in black
and cockroaches.

Speaker 17 (53:03):
They they were flying everywhere, they were running all over
the wall.

Speaker 12 (53:09):
Oh my god, it just freaked this.

Speaker 11 (53:14):
Oh we just got out of there.

Speaker 20 (53:16):
We just got out of there. We got a wended
up getting our money back, but oh my gosh, we
had to go somewhere else.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Even the paradise is very misleading, a lot of paradise.

Speaker 7 (53:31):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 11 (53:32):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
See you know Osborne coincidentally also a Gold Coast related story.

Speaker 7 (53:37):
What happened Trace?

Speaker 16 (53:39):
Oh yes, we went to the Gold Coast last year.
The photos looked amazing and we arrived late due to
if like our plane problems over here of attire being fixed.
Got there at like eight thirty at night when it
was raining and cold. Picked our tea up from a
drop box. As soon as you walked into this apartment
that we couldn't wait to all.

Speaker 13 (53:57):
Go to sleep in.

Speaker 16 (53:59):
The smell was so bad, like the place had had
severe water damage. Then as you sort of went in further,
it was like someone had got milo. It was like
a dirt, brown dirt throughout the whole apartment, all over
all the carpets. The lounge is actually.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
Splashed and it was slow.

Speaker 12 (54:19):
Truth.

Speaker 16 (54:20):
Yes, it had a big gash on it, like it
was cut with the bedside tables were like all peeled
and everything can all scratched up and things like that.
The bed was like the sheep had never been cleaned,
and there was like white marks all over the side
of it was like a residuice.

Speaker 7 (54:44):
Was there literally anything in there that was clean?

Speaker 16 (54:48):
No, there wasn't. And we're actually considering sleeping with our
kids in the car for the night.

Speaker 13 (54:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (54:56):
No.

Speaker 16 (54:56):
They didn't end up giving us back our money, unfortunately,
and we ended up saying somewhere else due to it
would have been a health condition.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
That's found. I'm so sorry for bringing up those repressed memories.

Speaker 7 (55:07):
Tracy, couple of you're going to do it this soon.

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Burgo was your own health, my plate hazard sitting compared to.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
These, Mate, Katie and Grange wa'ts your story.

Speaker 19 (55:17):
So we're on the other side of it. My family
had a holiday rental for twenty five years and it
was just disastrous.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Oh no, our tenants, oh everything.

Speaker 19 (55:27):
We had barbecues thrown in the pool, glass shattered all
through the pool. My parents had to drain the intern
and it's fifteen to twenty meters vanishing edge.

Speaker 13 (55:35):
Pool as well.

Speaker 7 (55:36):
It's beautiful though.

Speaker 19 (55:37):
It was, and then they had to drain it and
trials were ripped off the pool walls, cords stolen from
the TVs, the stereos appliances, cows stolen.

Speaker 6 (55:47):
What advice do you have for Burgo who's about to
rent out his house and the tenants.

Speaker 17 (55:53):
Oh gosh, don't do it.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
No, you can do it.

Speaker 19 (55:57):
Just make sure that you've got people that can vouch
for them.

Speaker 5 (55:59):
Probably, yeah, except one booking who's got no previous Airbnb issue.

Speaker 19 (56:07):
I think it's the if you take really but with
a good bond and everything. Where we had tenants that
wanted to come in and they complained about the bugs.
It's like you live in the it's in the country.
There are you want your money back because of the
millipedes and the bugs.

Speaker 7 (56:20):
Like, what do you expect? Yeah, take it out on
the pool.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I guess there're a barbecue and then whatever you go
to do make yourself feel better.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
All right, thank you? Kay. So, I don't know if
you know this, but on AB and B you can
do experiences, not just houses.

Speaker 7 (56:33):
I had no idea.

Speaker 6 (56:34):
Yeah, you can do offer up an experience in your
house or in your workplace.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
So like if you are in if you're an Italian honor,
you can offer up an experience and say, come and
do cooking.

Speaker 7 (56:46):
Classes in my house.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
That's cool.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
The afternoon.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah, we have a radio station that no one ever
comes to.

Speaker 7 (56:54):
No, we shouldn't want to be here the times to
be No, Well.

Speaker 6 (56:57):
There's hardly anyone here. That's why it's a ghost town.
There's tubble weed just going down.

Speaker 7 (57:01):
The hallway, rest in face most of the start.

Speaker 6 (57:06):
We should do an experience here at the station, an
Airbnb experience. Yeah, think about like we have expansive views. Burjo,
you can help us write this because you're really good
at lying.

Speaker 5 (57:15):
Okay, all right, the mix running two point three Hailey
and Max in the morning. Airbnb experience Yeah.

Speaker 7 (57:21):
Okay, let's do a listing right now.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
We're talking Airbnb disasters because Burgo here in the studio
has just put his house up for I don't know, rental.
I suppose that's what you do when you're on Airbnb.
And he's embellished a few things.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I mean, he wasn't thinking.

Speaker 6 (57:37):
He just literally did eight o'clock a night to see
if anyone would book and he woke up at one
am to three bookies and used old photos and lied
about the expansive views of the lemon tree lined backyards.

Speaker 7 (57:49):
Something about multiple yards. So we have asked you you
caunt with some great ones.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
But we've learned this morning that Airbnb has a feature
on their website for experiences, not just for stays. Yeah,
and we have a great, big building here at Mix
that would be, we think, a fantastic experience for you,
so to come and visit.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, we put it on Airbnb. And this is our listening.

Speaker 7 (58:17):
Welcome to the Mixed Studios, located at the very leafy
two o one tenth Street.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
Mixes nestled between a noisy kindergarten and a host of
those famous North Adelaide residents who complained Wenni cough after
five pm.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
As you arrive, you'll be greeted by twin glass.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Double doors opening to a foyer with light reading material,
including last December's issue of Adelady magazine and the.

Speaker 3 (58:39):
Fire escape plan.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
It's all part of the charm of this architecturally ignored
mid century yellow brick box.

Speaker 5 (58:47):
On entry to the studio, you'll have your breath taken
away by the lack of airflow, be amazed at the
lingering celebrity sense of Tom Gleason from Fringe Time and
Anthony Kalaya who came in once in two thousand and seven.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
Perfectly private, the studio has no windows to the outside worlds,
so you have literally no idea of its day, night,
sunny or stormy.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
You'll be the life of the party with a database
of nineteen nine hundred and forty four songs to DJ with,
not just the fifteen that we play on repeat on air.

Speaker 6 (59:17):
As you move through the tight corridors with chipped black paint,
you'll note the vast amount of space for activities, mostly
due to empty deaths vacated by redundancys entertained.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Your heart's content with one table, tennis table and two
bean bags.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
In the break room, there's also a barcard.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
With four half full spirits bottles that have been out
of date for only six years.

Speaker 6 (59:37):
Concerned about your safety and security, Well, we have multiple
state of the art systems in place to give you
peace of mind. Every third four board creaks loud enough
to wake the dead and.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
The secure car parking for forty can we just recommend
not parking under the sap dropping trees or in the
undercover section too skinny for a midsize sedan, or in
Michelle Murphy's car park.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
I'm a lot of parking.

Speaker 12 (59:58):
You really want to get it, Come.

Speaker 5 (59:59):
On the mixed studios on TIMS your gateway to mild
asbestos poisoning can make anything sound good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:07):
That's three and that's free US actually makes me want asbestos.

Speaker 7 (01:00:11):
I want to be poison by asbestos. After listening to that,