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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My heart podcasts here more miex one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen you day, jes Staff, This.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Is Hailey and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Hate that number one for fun? Start today with very
much fun.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It's fine on my face because I get hate that.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
I want to find.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Good Morning, Adelaide, Happy Thursday.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
These weeks are flying by Hailey Pearson Max Perfect.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
What's less than one hundred days till Christmas?

Speaker 5 (00:50):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
That is scary presence? Have you no? No, no, no done?
I are you actually really no? I would see that
you'd be a planner. I'll buy you know what?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I do buy a lot of things on what are
we having to lead up to Black Friday? Friday?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, that's my early November. I buy a low Christmas present?

Speaker 6 (01:09):
Life.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Yeah. Do do you tell your family members that you
get something cheap for them? I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
I don't think anyone knows. I think that everyone in
my family appreciates a good deal. Yeah, so they probably
to know that it was a good deal.

Speaker 7 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Why would I think full price or something?

Speaker 8 (01:23):
When do you have to get family like presence obviously
your wife, but do you have to buy for all
of you, all your in laws, your brother, brother.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
In law, wife present, my mum and my dad individual presence,
and we get my brother and his wife probably a
joint present now that they are just about to get married,
and same vice versa for Eliza's family, and then beyond that,
like the extended family with Chris Kringle on both sides
of the family.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
And then it kind of dilutes when everyone starts to
have kids.

Speaker 8 (01:54):
Then you stop buying for your brother and you because
they don't care about presence anymore, and then it becomes
about the kids. And then they get to a certain
age you're like, well, I can't buy presents of you anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Because there's too many like cousins, and then you have
to kind of call and you just buy presence of yourself,
which I'm okay. That's where I'm at.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Almost Christmas, I don't know.

Speaker 8 (02:12):
We don't do our Christmas shopping until anniversary because we
always generally stay in the city and we'll do our
Christmas shopping on December fifteenth. I wait ten days before
Christmas to do my shopping.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Good you've got to get to know everyone to know
what they're after that needs a wheelbarrow from Bunnings or whatever.

Speaker 8 (02:28):
No, what actually happens is Jimmy, really my husband is
really good at seeing things online, so he'll buy things
throughout the year and he puts it in his in
his wardrobe somewhere, and quite often we'll find them randomly
and go, oh my god, that wasn't meant to be
for the boys for Christmas last year, and they've.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Just grown out of it. We forget that we even
have it. I'm actually I bought my that's coincidence.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I completely forgot, but I bought my brother something for
Christmas already and I didn't remember that i'd done that.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
So that's in my work home. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, suppose he hasn't listened to the show, so now
I don't tell George. But the Sacker like the South
Astralian cricket teams. They released these old school looking but jackets.
They're so cool and I bought one for myself and
one for George. He can wear that over Melbourne and say,
hey the rats.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
That's a good thoughtful present. It's good anyway, that's Christmas chat.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Hey you coming up one thousand dollars eight o'clock, Haley,
Max's money, Mite will do that today.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think there's a winner today.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think I would we think that every day.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
I would have thought looking at the questions today and
the fact that we haven't given it away already.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
It's Thursday, it's happening. It's happening today.

Speaker 5 (03:34):
And next we do one note one that core if
you want one hundred dollars at sip and State thirteen
one O two.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Three good, Well now the week good prize heading the
Christmas We're pretty much there.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
Get the brandy for your pudding Ailey glass. One note.
All right, this is our fun game we play every day.
You've never heard of it. Welcome. It's a fun thing
that we do. Birthday plays a bit of a song.
We jump in with our name and then we've got
to guess the Tyler artists.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Have to get Tyler and artists and not just sing
along to the song, which Hallie does most days.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
But she did win yesterday, I did.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
She's in form and today one hundred dollars and say
vouchers on the line. I'm playing from a man John
in Salisbury, East John, you're a contractor as someone that
has never done a hard day's work in his life.
What does a contractor and what does that mean?

Speaker 6 (04:24):
Uh?

Speaker 9 (04:26):
Subcontracting for Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Do you even know what you do? Do you know
what a contractor is?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Good, you know. I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
As long as someone knows what you're doing today, that's great.
I just want to win you about people.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Asking what I do. It's fine.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
George and Carolta Park morning, Georgie, Porgie, we're very well.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Why are you up so early today, George?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Because I love listening to you, guys, George, George, anyone
ever sung to you like what we did to my
brother when he was younger?

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Georgie, Porgie putting in pie, kiss.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Together and.

Speaker 10 (05:04):
Too many memories guys right away?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Ah, Georgie, Right well, you got Hailey, I got John.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Let's go. You can have it. White wedding.

Speaker 8 (05:20):
Yes, Billy Joel, Oh, Billy Idol the items.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
Lly you said? Yes, boy, that's good, Hailey.

Speaker 8 (05:39):
Beads of Tokyo and that is not lanterns, it is
plans Feeling.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Max. That's Fox Trot uniform. Charlie Kele.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Song, Oh, same group.

Speaker 8 (06:02):
Okay, no play more of the fa baby got nothing
from travels, my mama, animals.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I know who's Who's.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
Hang gang?

Speaker 9 (06:16):
Nothing but.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Animal. This is like happens very This is Brittany beers.
Give us the chorus.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
Come on, the producers know what everyone knows this song.
Everybody Bobby Brown had a song by the same name.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
Also don't know who Bobby Brown is.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Everybody's talking.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
My god, my prerogative.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
That's not a best What is worrying.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
About him in the room is screaming right now, Hailey?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
Do you love a woman? Love a woman? Bye? Enrico
as right, Adam, Yes, you got so right? Doesn't that
mean I'm wir fa Yeah, cascator, evacuate the dance. Come on,

(07:32):
let's finally here the time, Rope.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
I gotta get another song with run out of songs.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Here we go, Haley.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
I love that song so much, and you will know
the titling artist.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
I'm certain of it.

Speaker 6 (07:48):
Okay, by Glsen, Yes, by who, Lizerene, Bye, jeb live.

Speaker 5 (08:04):
These would grow in your Gardeniams, pansies, daisies.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Lily pillies, Oh my god, Chris hanthd Glitcerine what put
both the boys up? And someone can say who it
does they.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Win bog Oh my god, who.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Both the boys up?

Speaker 2 (08:30):
And who knows the shong out of you too?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
John and George, I'm not sure, Bush.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
Glitierine, Oh what happens now?

Speaker 1 (08:47):
And this is when we played the most no damn it,
Oh my god, dynamite.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
We'll find something for both of your good luck.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
Yesterday around this time, I was complaining about our washing
machine at home because it just beeps incessantly and it's
hard to stop, and it just goes every ten seconds
and you you can't.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
It never stops.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
It doesn't like beep every ten seconds for a minute
and goes forever.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You have to get up and deal with it.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
And Hailey suggested it's actually quite a good way to
get people out of your house.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
You haven't run for dinner.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
You put on an hour and a half cycle, and
then an hour and a half comes and the beeping
starts and you go, oh.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Right, I'm going to hang out this washing.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
After the show, we all got talking about the ways
that you kick people out of your house when you
had enough of them.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You're always kind of rude.

Speaker 1 (09:36):
Well it's not intentionally old, I know, but it's obvious yep.
So you come around to my house for dinner, purely
because I get up at five o'clock in the morning,
like a lot of you listening along right now, and
then I work all day here and then at Channel ten,
I get tired early. So what happens if you come
around to dinner at my house is that when it
gets to about eight o'clock, there's a wall and I

(10:00):
run head first.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, I get that wall.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
And my body. I can't help it. I could be
having such a good conversation with you. We could be
so deep in that second glass of red and apple pies.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
Being served at dinner.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh yeah, I will yawn in your face every two
and a half minutes?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Is it a yawn? Like I make a loud noise
when I yawn? Do you do that too? I'll try
and cover it up. I'll try and put my hand
over my face.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
I don't want it to be obvious, but you can't
not see the fact that I'm yawning in your face.

Speaker 8 (10:26):
And then to get them out, does the person go, oh,
we better go?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
I reckon.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I reckon eighty percent of the dinners that I have
had in the last three years since I've worked in
breakfast radio, have ended with someone saying, Okay, we should
probably let you go, or you should probably go because
they've seen me tired. Yeah, and I want to feel
bad about that, but also I do want to go
to bed.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
I also love a short, snappy dinner like I love
seeing people get really longer, like don't be there at midnight.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I do.

Speaker 8 (10:56):
So I can't go to bed. If I've got a
dirty house, right, and the kitchens really grows, we can't
leave it like that. So I know I need to
start cleaning. So I start with the kitchen and I
get the girl whoever it is over it out of
the kitchen while I'm cleaning and doing the dishes, and then.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I go, do you mind if I just get the vacuum.
You get the vacuum out with them still in the house.

Speaker 8 (11:16):
They're still there. And then normally one of them will go, oh,
we should probably go. We'll go, Yeah, you guys need
to clean up, and I go, oh, no, don't go,
it's fine, I'm just going to do this.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I always say that kind of get the picture.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I've been on the receiving end of that. You scrubbing
your air fright, and we might leave.

Speaker 8 (11:35):
Oh no, don't everyone listening to this has realized that
that's happened with my life. I love having people over
I love it, but I also love going to bed.
You know you've had you've had a fair go, it's
time to leave.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I agree. I go to bed. I literally go to
my bed and stay in the room.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
That I did. It's so rude.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I listened to my parents.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I know you did. I heard this. It is entertaining.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
Come for two hours, will chat, will catch up. I've
got nothing left, Let's go see you later.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
That's rude.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
Well it's not. It's rude to overstate you welcome.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
So do you go to bed and then just hope
that they leave?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yes? And then I'll come out of the bed and
see it at the door. Are you leaving already? Bye? Guys. No?

Speaker 8 (12:10):
And then you leave it to your partner Lauren to
deal with it, and she has to get them out
and she's not very good at that.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Anyway, what I mean, if you've got any ideas for
us than one, two, three, we'd love to hear from you.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
How do you get people out of your house?

Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (12:25):
Sometimes I've said I'm just gonna have a quick shower
and then can't only if it's a week night.

Speaker 11 (12:32):
Though, I'm duck off to the shower. If you guys
are still here when I get back, that's great. Around
pay I just have a quick shower. Okay, how do
you get people out of your house?

Speaker 8 (12:45):
Something that's not getting old at the moment, And it's everywhere,
and I just have to talk about this is six
seven the numbers, the numbers saying it like that, not
sixty seven, six seven. So I've got a ten and
a thirteen year old and they can hear them talking
to each other about six seven. And then on the weekend, Jimmy,
my husband, I rock up somewhere and we look at
the back of my car and there's a massive six

(13:06):
seven that's been written in a finger on the dust
on the back.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 8 (13:11):
It is everywhere on my Instagram people are talking about
six to seven.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
People refer to things as six seven. That's so six
that's six seven.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I think. So this is where it gets tricky.

Speaker 8 (13:22):
So I sat down with my thirteen year old Austin,
and I got to the bottom of it. So for
everyone listening right now, this is what six seven means.

Speaker 12 (13:32):
It's a number from the song called six seven by
skill and this basketball player he made it famous by
saying it lot in all these videos can use it
in a sentence that was only last night was like
a six seven.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
It's sort of like an OCD tick. Just when someone
sees it, they have to react to it.

Speaker 8 (13:50):
Yes, it's like a oh my god, it's six seven,
Like the bus line going past could be F six
seven and they're like, yes, six seven, But we'd love
to know. What do your kids say that you don't understand?
Sarah and Williamstown. You work in a high school. Is
it taking over?

Speaker 13 (14:06):
It is?

Speaker 14 (14:06):
There's a lot of how today six seven were you
doing in class?

Speaker 10 (14:10):
Or stuff?

Speaker 2 (14:11):
Is it fun?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Six seven?

Speaker 10 (14:13):
And you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
The confusing bit is the opening bit is it's a
positive six seven, but then they're also using it as
a negative.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Do you have any idea if it's a good thing
or a bad thing?

Speaker 14 (14:22):
I honestly think you just look at their trone and go,
I don't think you know what it means, but we're
going to say it's yeah, they don't.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Know what it means.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
A lot of moms are getting the bra? Are the
teachers getting bra?

Speaker 15 (14:31):
My eleven year old calls me bruh.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
But yes, some of them do.

Speaker 8 (14:35):
Some teachers get it and they.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Niff it in the but pretty quick, that's missus bra
to you.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Cat in Golden Grove. Cat, you got some teenagers? Are
they deep in the six seven grind at the moment?

Speaker 14 (14:48):
Yes, they very much are, and I just join in
with them, okay, And then apparently that's been embarrassing sometimes.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Oh, then they'll stop.

Speaker 10 (14:54):
Do you know what.

Speaker 8 (14:55):
That's what we all need to do, Cat, We all
need you to start saying it. And then they'll be like,
that's not cool anymore. My mum's saying it, and then
they'll have something else.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Were you talking about it on the radio? Hasn't done
a lot for the cause?

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Yeah, I know, but I think I'm cool and that's
all the matters. Thank you so much. Cat Tammy in
Windsy Gardens.

Speaker 7 (15:10):
I have family down south in Millicine, and we stayed
the weekend. My sister in law organized some cookie dough
and my daughter and her cousin so my two nieces
decided to make them into cookies and fake the six
and a seven. Anything you see or anything you say,
it comes back to six seven. Yes, my mind's blowing
up with it all. But they definitely run with it

(15:32):
every single day, even at school.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
There's a new one as well.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
For one, Well, I yes, I was just about to
say that forty one. So they go forty one and
then you know, I have no idea what that means either.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
That's apparently a rapper who's forty one years old.

Speaker 1 (15:45):
No one really knows what any of it means, Tommy.
But what I do know is that you calling into
the shows that I was real six seven. Yeah, one
of the kids has called us Giuseeppe, our old friend.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Do you use this six seven phrase?

Speaker 9 (15:58):
Of course I do?

Speaker 3 (15:59):
How do you use it? Giuseppe?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
So every time I score a goal, I'll be like
sixty seven because they noise the hell out of my degion.

Speaker 15 (16:07):
You're lucky he's not sixty known.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Why is that JUSTEPPI?

Speaker 7 (16:10):
Because she's now hang up.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
With him, You're in trouble. You're gonna get your mouth
washed out with.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Him.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Heely's hot tea. I'm really excited with his hot tea today.
Join my little book club right now.

Speaker 8 (16:31):
If you've read The Housemaid, A lot of my friends
have great book. Best selling novel by Frieda McFadden. Well,
it's been turned into a movie. We've known that for
a little while, but this week the trailer has dropped.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
It stars Amanda Seyfrid. Oh she's great, she's excellent.

Speaker 8 (16:48):
I can't think of all the movies she's been in,
but she's been in so many great movies. She's playing Nina,
and Sydney Sweeney is playing Millie.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Have a listen to the trailer. Hi Ellie, Hi, miss
s Manchester. Oh, please call me Nina, come on in.
So why do you want this job?

Speaker 16 (17:06):
I just really enjoyed being a houseman for the Red Families.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Of course, you know this is a living position made. Yes,
that was that.

Speaker 8 (17:18):
That was her getting into her room and being locked
in the room. Nina is the house at the Housemaids.
She so merely is the housemaid. She moves in, and
then I'm not going to give too much away, but
stuff happens with the husband and then the wife.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
You need to stop.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
You need to stop, because Haley, you have a tremendous
history and I'm not going to give much away.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
And then saying the exact ending, no I do December nineteen,
it comes out.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
I still not watch Aquid game, because Haley already told
me who dies?

Speaker 8 (17:42):
All right, Well, you may want to watch a big, bold,
beautiful journey because I haven't given that away because I
haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
It comes about today. I'm very happy about this.

Speaker 8 (17:49):
That's the new Margo Robbie movie with Colin Fairrell.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Bothies. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:54):
Well, he said he's turned on by her personality. I
think that's the thing. If someone's got a really good personality,
can be like, oh yeah, I like you.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
Do you want to be around you more? And her face,
she's absolutely beautiful. Mixed reviews. There were an audio was
calling my audio guy, our visual guy. Now. He was
there with his mum last night. He loved the movie.
He was raving about it. The mom not so much.
But go and see it looks like a really magical movie. Anyway.

Speaker 8 (18:22):
On Margo Robbie, there's been rumors that she was going
to play Kylie in the Biopikyl.

Speaker 17 (18:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:30):
In an interview recently, she said this.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Kylie has said if a movie has ever made about
her life, she would like you to be doing that.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Would you do it?

Speaker 7 (18:40):
I am beyond on it.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Of course I could not do it. I can't sing.
I can't sing like Kylie. No, I don't like it
when people could actually.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Sing a singing movie.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
You know, Yeah, that's so true. She's out Casey Donovan
to play Kylie. Casey got great pipes.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
I would say I can't actually sing.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Either, Kylie.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
How do you? Yes? She can?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
She's like a budgy stop.

Speaker 8 (19:02):
She's Kylie Mino. You can't say she can't sing. Trying
to make a headline, man, Birch, she can't.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
If you're listening daily. That was Ryan burd Yeah that
was not us, Max Birthy.

Speaker 8 (19:12):
One more little story. The summer I turned pretty. I've
been telling the boys it's everywhere. It's nowhere of their feeds,
but it's everywhere in mind.

Speaker 3 (19:20):
It's a TV show. It's a TV show.

Speaker 8 (19:22):
I'm only on the first season, but obsessed everyone who
either Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah. It's had twenty five
million views. Last night was the final episode. Everyone around
the world is going, oh my god, I.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Missed this show. It needs to come back. It's going
to be turned into a movie, which is very exciting.
I haven't wrapped feature films.

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Now they've wrapped it, but then they've said, don't worry,
there's more we're going to do this again, and this
is going to be in a movie length?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Is this the opening song? This is one of the
songs in it. Yes, it's actually it's summer. I don't
know what it is.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
I'm forty and I am obsessed with this teenage drama
and I feel like I'm sixteen again and falling in
love with these guys.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Teenage drama is great because there's there's less at stake
because I got the whole lives.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Ahead of it.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, you're nothing to worry.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Adam Tram is too real because you got divorced and
are you too old time? I'm too old to have
kids with the next husband to think about that.

Speaker 3 (20:15):
Oh, you would love this. This is right up your alley.
What team do I have to be on? You'd be
probably Conrad. No, you'd be maybe Deremi. I don't know.
We need to watch it together.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
If you've woken up this morning and you're feeling good
about things, it's not too far off the weekend. You've
got had a great week at work. You know what
the Adelaide City Council wants to ruin your week? Yeah,
they want to ruin your week because they want to
reduce speed limits on ten major roads around the city,
and that has led us to get our audio guy
to get really angry on our behalf for this.

Speaker 18 (20:50):
Cause.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Did you come to bloody place tonight?

Speaker 3 (20:58):
It's bloody good, it's so good. We are raging in
the studio this morning.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
There have been the major roads around the CBD so
so Donald Bradman Drive, Glub Avenue, Goodwood Road, Botannic Leno's
been Wakefield Bar tells all these roads that are very
close to the city, close to the parklands. Adelaide City
Council has put forward a proposal saying we need.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
To reduce the speed limit.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
Sixty's too fast. It's too fast as too many people
that play in the parklands. We need to bring it
down to fifty, perhaps even lower would be nice.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
No, fifty is so slow.

Speaker 8 (21:30):
I get if you're near a school zone, go slow,
there's kids around, But why, like, how is that going
to help anything?

Speaker 1 (21:37):
These roads are main roads. It's not main roads that
they're not little roads.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
No, and people aren't.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
As much as the Parklands Committee want you to believe it,
there's not fifteen million people frolicking in the parklands every Saturday,
crossing between their house just on the other side of
jeff Cott Street and getting back into the park.

Speaker 8 (21:55):
Are we trying to protect the people that are walking
or we're protecting the cars like having little bumps?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
What are we trying to do so? I don't think
there's many people walking across Glen Osmond Road. Here is
what they have cited as why they have done it.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
They did there were twenty four hundred crashes in the
five years up until like the start of twenty twenty four,
and a person hit by a car at fifty kilometers
an hour rather than thirty kilometers an hour is nine
times more likely to be killed.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
No, dark of course they are. Yes. Do you get that?

Speaker 8 (22:26):
I get the backstreets, backstreets, yes, because there's kids riding
their bikes, there's schools, there's families, there's all that kind
of stuff. That's fair enough that we're slower in the backstreets.
But on the main roads, here's my kid's on the
main roads.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
My question for you, Hayley Pearson and for the Odelaide
City Council, where where do you draw a line on safety?
Do you need it to be sixty, do you need
to be fifty, Do you need to be twenty five.
Do you need to get rid of cars? Do you
need to make us walk? But then when we walk,
we'll be in the sun more often, so we'll get
skin cancer. But then we'll just pidle dome over radlet.
But then we'll get vitamin D deficiency because we won't

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be in the sun at all.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
Where do you draw the line and at what point
do you go? Hey?

Speaker 1 (23:03):
You know what, we actually have to put a little
bit of this safety on the population instead of in
our hands. You have to put it in the population's
hands to go, you know what, Don't drive like an idiot,
just follow the road rules.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
I thought I was angry. You have full rage in
your eyes right now.

Speaker 15 (23:16):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Constant risk management from councils and governments is a blight
on society.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
At some point society has to go. A little bit
of that is on us.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
So I'm not going to drive eighty down there, and
I am going to watch for pedestrians.

Speaker 8 (23:28):
It also means we're going to be late for work
because glen Ol'smand Road when I drive down there in
the morning, there's not one carro on Glennell's Mon Road
when I'm driving to work, and I have to go fifty.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
I could go one hundred and I wouldn't see anywhere.
She doesn't do that. If you're listening to me, do that,
But I could I if I wanted to, but I won't.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
We're angry, yeh, we're mad, and we don't think that
it should be reduced for these main roads.

Speaker 3 (23:54):
So dumb it's too slow?

Speaker 2 (23:57):
All right? Well, look, hey, feel free to call in
if you disagree. Thirteen one oh two three.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
But coming up, we've got a DM dilemma from pr
she's so sad, so confused by a heart shattering lie
a man.

Speaker 6 (24:09):
That she was seeing Cala Max in the morning Mix
one two point three.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Oh, it's hot in the studio. A lot of anger
right now.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
We're mad.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
We're mad.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
We're fully mad because the Adelaide City Council wants to
reduce some speed limits on ten major roads that go
around the city.

Speaker 3 (24:24):
They all seem to pretty much border the parkland.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
So, like said Donald Bradman, Drive Maine, North, Bartel's, Wakefield,
Glen Osmond, Botanic, all these types of roads. Good would
they want to bring the speed down?

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, even slower. They were talking about doing it at thirty.

Speaker 1 (24:39):
Yeah, thirty They came. That was their interest thing. They said,
let's make it all thirty k's.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
At hour, let's just walk to work instead. Ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Glenny Woodville has called us on thirty one oh two three.
Glen is a trucky, so I imagine he's probably well
qualified to talk about this.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Glenn, your thoughts.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
It's really simple.

Speaker 9 (24:57):
The little slower you make the road, the longer it
takes the track to get to its destination, which.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
Means higher transport costs.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Higher transport costs mean you pay more for everything you buy.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Glenn's raging.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
I love this.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's so true, Glenn. What did you when they fixed.

Speaker 9 (25:12):
The problem with the road. It's not the speed, it's
the morons behind the wheel. Yes, Glens drive a training
full stop in the story, no idea what I see
every day?

Speaker 3 (25:26):
What do you see?

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Glenn?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Let it out, Glenn.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
We want it.

Speaker 3 (25:28):
We want to be your support.

Speaker 9 (25:29):
We have come so close to killing people with my
truck accident.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
I have to adjust the way I drive to let
them be more on.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Absolutely, people just lose it. They have no idea what
they're doing out there. Who's given out.

Speaker 9 (25:42):
The guy yesterday? Make three corners, change lanes, twice did
not indicate one.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
Okay, Glenn, what I want you to do while you're
driving this truck.

Speaker 8 (25:52):
I want you to breathe in, big, big breath in
through the nose and out through the mouth.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
Glen, you're doing it.

Speaker 10 (26:00):
You have no idea how I do that today.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
This is Haileen Max in the morning.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Morning, twenty three minutes away from a here for the
Host plus San fu Lee Grand Final this weekend.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
We want to give you a hundred dollars food Land
voucher for helping out Pierre in Marten. She sent us
a little DM slid in DM us anytime to DM
dilemma Peare's problem. She went out, had a nice little
relationship she was building with a bloke and thought it.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
Was going well.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
Then the bloke says, I've got to move back to
England and look after my dying grandma. I've got to
be his care, her care. She goes, great, that's nice,
that's fine, I get it. I get way of breaking
up with me. Say's actually ran into him three weeks
later at the footy that was just breaking up with her.

Speaker 8 (26:45):
Yeah, he just didn't want to face the awkwardness of saying.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
I'm not into you own it maye own.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
You don't lie, but you don't want that awkwardness of
letting someone down and hurting their feelings.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, honestly, you don't date them. Third A one O,
two three, give us a ring? You ca get a
hundred doars food lad voucher Ornella in paradise. You got
some advice for us?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Ornella? What does peer need to do?

Speaker 10 (27:06):
Well? Watch she would have done or not?

Speaker 13 (27:10):
This is what I would have done.

Speaker 15 (27:12):
I would have texted him there and then and just
let him give him the opportunity of either squirming.

Speaker 9 (27:20):
His way out of the situation or explaining why he
was in.

Speaker 7 (27:24):
The bar at the time.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah, because she didn't confront him.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
I would have gone right over and said, oh, mate,
has your diing grandma that you meant to be looking after. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (27:32):
I would have done that too, hoping that he would
have gone, oh no, she died and I moved back.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 10 (27:38):
As she said, she she kind of she's what did
she say she was?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
She was.

Speaker 13 (27:45):
A person in confrontation.

Speaker 15 (27:46):
Yeah, oh yeah, I would have just I would have
texted him and I'm sure he would have got the
phone out of his pocket and looked around.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Gone, oh, quite a rewarding moment, wouldn't it. I mean,
he's a dirty dog.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
I get that, But I also get why you don't
want that confrontation. You don't want to hurt someone's feelings.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Hey, what elaborate lie have you said to get out
of a date? Or what a laborate lie has been
told to you? Thirty one O two three? We do
have one hundred bucks if we just spend.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
It food land Alia Max in the morning.

Speaker 5 (28:10):
Hey at eight o'clock a very easy money minutes. So
you get ten very easy questions right in sixty seconds.
Win one thousand bucks at eight. Oh my bad, MIC's on.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
There's all right, that's fine, good DM dilemma At the
moment from PS, she she rang in and she was
saying she was seeing this guy for a few weeks.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
Everything was going great.

Speaker 8 (28:28):
Then he said, I'm so sorry I have to move
overseas actually the UK look after my grandma.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
And she's like, no worries, no worries. I totally get it.
I was having a good time.

Speaker 8 (28:35):
Yeah, And then a couple of weeks later she's at
the footy and there he is at the bar with
his mates. So he obviously lied, But I will say
everyone has, at one point or other lied to get
out of something that I don't want to do. Whether
it's a work thing, or hang out with your friends
or going to a nighttime event. We all lie because
we don't want to hurt their feelings.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Yeah. I feel like if you enter the dating world,
you have to know that you are going to hurt feelings,
and your feelings are going to get hurt.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, you want that confrontation, you got to own it.
I just gotta lie to get out of this. I
don't want this anymore else, But you can't. I want
to hurt. You hide from that just because you don't
want to hurt something.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
People just do it, put yourself out there. It's not
the reward is not worth it.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
In the end.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Noelle in Mount Parker, what do you think? What's your
advice for Pea?

Speaker 6 (29:20):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (29:21):
Look, yeah, you do have to just take it.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
It happened.

Speaker 10 (29:24):
But you know, in my very successful love for history,
I've had a.

Speaker 14 (29:28):
Few interesting dates where I had to come up with
a story. And I remember one when online dating just
became a thing and dis guiy profile was full of
lovely pictures of destinations. I thought, oh, he looked interesting.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Let's have a coffee.

Speaker 14 (29:42):
And the conversation, no matter what segue I threw in,
just kept coming back to he was doing up his commodore.
So it was like, I went to this place to
get my part for my commo, and I went to
this place to pick up apart for my commo. And anyway,
I'm thinking, how how can I get out of this date?
And half about half an hour in the phone rang

(30:05):
and it was my mum wanting to talk about something trivial.
And when I got off the phone, he said to me, oh,
let me guess that's the inevitable have to leave the
date early because of a family emergency call.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
I supposed, Yeah, yeah, mate, stop talking about you come home.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
My mum said, you know, you should have said should
have said my mom's falcon's broken down.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
He would have said a Ford family.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I'm a holding man.

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Yes, exactly, got to go.

Speaker 14 (30:35):
The falcon needs apart.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
I'm out of here, and say you've gotta lie.

Speaker 8 (30:39):
Sometimes you have to lie.

Speaker 18 (30:40):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
I just I just don't think that's the way out
of it. I don't think that's the way out of it.

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Keep these calls Carbon thirty and one O two three
up next, We've got someone else who has done the lying,
and it came back to bite this fella right on
the behind.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, lies to get out of a relationship. It happens.
It happened to per She was dating a guy for
a few weeks. He said, Oh, sorry, I was going
to go to back to the UK and look after
my sick grandma. Oh that's so nice of you.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
Under Frandson, no worries. A couple of weeks later, she's
at the footy.

Speaker 15 (31:12):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
There he is in the bar with his mates. Yeah,
he just didn't want to break up with her. Yeah,
I get it soft. Sometimes he's just gotta lie to
get out of things.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I've been taking your calls on Thurday one or two three,
Keith and Kilburn's called up with what I'm told is
a diabolical story.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Keith, what happened?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
So?

Speaker 10 (31:27):
I met this girl on hinge.

Speaker 15 (31:28):
I started using hinge at the it's a easy way
to meet them birds, and we went out a couple
of times. She was all right, but she was the
worst kisser I've ever met. In Mike, she would slide
her tongue like a rattlesnake down your throat and it
was incredibly unwelcome. Went out a couple of times with her,

(31:49):
and I just couldn't handle the rattle snake tongue, and
so I told her I had to move to Queensland
for a mining job.

Speaker 10 (31:57):
And she was super bummed out about it. And but
you know, I tried to let her down. She just
couldn't kiss to save her life.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Hey, so you lie to say you moved to Queensland
for a mining job.

Speaker 10 (32:08):
Well, I didn't want to. I didn't want to hurt
her feelings, so I took the easy lay out.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
You know.

Speaker 15 (32:12):
I just thought her I was going to Queensland, and
she was okay with it. Anyway, I'm jumping back on
the apps and I meet the other girl and she's awesome.

Speaker 10 (32:22):
Her kissing is like a French woman, you know, just fantastic.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Where's this going another? The kissing?

Speaker 15 (32:29):
So we were out a couple of times. She's lovely,
and it starts to get a little bit serious and
she's like, hey, do you want to come and meet
some of my friends were going out for some picnic
and I hate this sort of stuff, but I was like, yeah, whatever,
let's just go for a picnic at a free feed.
So I'm at this picnic and who do I bump
into it? This picnic the rattlesnake.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Cant the rattlesnake's at the picnic.

Speaker 10 (32:53):
She's at the picnic.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh no, this is so awkward.

Speaker 15 (32:58):
It turns out it's her sister.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
You're eat the French kisser. Is the rattlesnake kissing sister?

Speaker 10 (33:07):
You think, how are these two?

Speaker 8 (33:10):
So what did you do?

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Keith?

Speaker 15 (33:12):
Well, it was the worst bloody picnic I've ever been
on in my entire life. Because she starts kicking off,
yelling at her sister and like her sister's got nothing
to do with it.

Speaker 13 (33:21):
And I just said to her, look, it's nothing to
do with you.

Speaker 7 (33:24):
I had to.

Speaker 15 (33:24):
She's like, you have to go to Queensland and she
started going off and then I started going off and
it was just it was the worst. And not only
that as well, but the potato seal of the picnic
was rubbish. I think it gave me the runs. I
don't know what it was, but like, it was just
it was the worst set of events.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Are undateable. I would not want to date you.

Speaker 10 (33:51):
I'm a great kisser though, like you can't.

Speaker 15 (33:53):
You can't take that away from me.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Oh teeth, Do you feel any remorse at all for
lying to the rattlesnake rattlesnake?

Speaker 10 (34:02):
Look, I do, but at the same time, like I
was doing it for the right reasons. I didn't want
to hurt her feelings.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Yes, fair enough, I get that part. But now you're
stuck in this weird situation. What happened? He's still with
this other one, both of them. That's a lie. That's
not true.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Neither of them want to speak to me ever.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
Again, Yeah, that probably makes sense. Okay, it probably makes sense.
Ten questions, sixty seconds.

Speaker 7 (34:31):
One thousand dollars cash Alien Max's money minute thanks to
Auto Masters.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Melissa in Oldkaparenga Hills is going to win this thousand
dollars today and attire drive off into the Sunset's going
to happen, Melissa, Why do you need to cash so bad.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
For my kids?

Speaker 9 (34:47):
I just need to pay stuff for my kids, bills,
take them out for dinner, anything.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Kids are so expensive, aren't they?

Speaker 9 (34:52):
Oh my god, I got four, so why don't we
even have them?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
You know what? Win thousand dollars pay baby sit to
look after him forever, and you don't have to work
thousand dollars.

Speaker 19 (35:03):
I'd retire for sure.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
If you don't get this, Melissa, then you'll have feel
really silly. Don't put that pressure. Putting the pressure already.
I'm your sister, and I'm here to help you. All right,
We're going together. I'm going to read the questions. Max
is going to give you the rules.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
All right, mel We have to accept your first answer,
and if you're not sure, passed straight away past to it.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
We'll come back at the end if there's some time.

Speaker 17 (35:24):
A right, yep, alright, ready, steady go sam Full is
a football league in which state, Okay, what part of
your body are your toes attached to?

Speaker 8 (35:38):
Which room in a house would you find a fridge kick?
Rundle Street is a street in which major Ossie City,
who sings teenage Dream and Rawky Perry?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
What two colors and magpies?

Speaker 8 (35:55):
And name the Swedish furniture giant next.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
To the airport?

Speaker 9 (36:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Jennifer Coolidge is best known.

Speaker 7 (36:03):
For what Jennifer cool a pass cherry and.

Speaker 8 (36:07):
Roma are both types of what? What is two times twelve?
Jennifer Coolidge is best known for.

Speaker 9 (36:16):
What Jennifer cooldge oh part.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
Cherry and roma are both types of what.

Speaker 9 (36:22):
Cherry and roma perfum Jennifer.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
Jennifer Coolidge is best known for what American Pie. Right,
O're gonna pay that?

Speaker 11 (36:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:33):
Definitely definitely, Oh, I'm definitely paying it.

Speaker 11 (36:37):
Easy to Mesa, you've actually hit really.

Speaker 3 (36:40):
Well, essentially smashed out of the park. Let's go through it.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Samdful definitely is the football league in South Australia. The
part of your body your toes are attached to is
your feet. You'd find a fridge in the kitchen usually
Rundle Street is in Adelaide, teenage Dream and raw Katie Perry.
Two colors of Magpies black and white. Swedish furniture giant
at the airport is Ikea. Jennifer Coolidge, best known for
your said American Pie would have accepted acting, would have

(37:05):
accepted white, nottice, any of that, would have accepted her
being hilarious at every awards show. Two times twelve is
twenty four, which is nine. Melissa, which brings us to
Cherry and roma are both types of.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Melissa.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
They are.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
I told you your brain does a fight when you
put on the spot. It's not your fault, Melissa.

Speaker 8 (37:33):
In any other circumstance, you would have definitely got that right,
wouldn't you.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I would have quickly google is there a and then
rose a perfume Roma. There's a Valentino Donna that's born
in Roma. I don't think. Do you know what?

Speaker 6 (37:57):
You got?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Ninety dollars and that is pretty good that.

Speaker 19 (38:02):
That'll nearly take us out at the dinner.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
I told you what I said earlier about how you'll
be embarrassed if you don't get You're amazing me, Lissa.
We love you.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
This money hash to go off tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (38:15):
Something's happening in Adelaide that I bet if you don't
have teenage kids, you probably don't even know what's happening.

Speaker 3 (38:20):
But it's happening in the underground world. And we're talking
kid barbers.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
So kids these days around the age of twelve to
fifteen are starting to cut hair and have their own
like I'm.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
A barber, come to my house after school and cut
your hair.

Speaker 8 (38:34):
So it actually happened recently with a school down south.
They're all on like a basketball camp up in the hills,
and the parents ended up getting an email in the
afternoon going just letting you know that one of our
kids has set up his own little barber shop in
the gym and about fifty boys have gone had their
haircut by.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Him when they weren't meant to varying standards of haircut.

Speaker 8 (38:55):
So my son Austin is thirteen and they're very protective
over how they get.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Their haircut and things like that. You know, you care
about what you look like at that age.

Speaker 8 (39:04):
And this week we've been having this argument about him
going to his best mate's house after school to get
his best mate to cut his hair, who's fourteen.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Has he been there before, He's never had his haircut
by him before.

Speaker 8 (39:14):
And I've seen the haircuts as this kid does, and
it's awful, Like they're awful. And I said to him,
my husband, I sat him down the other night because
he's like, I'll go over there after school and I'll
get my haircut.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
He'll do it how I want it. And I'm like,
if you go to his house, you will come back
and I will pick you up and you.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
Will look like a giant doodle your hair because he
wants it shaved.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
On the side and long on the top. And I'm like,
if you do that you will. We will laugh. You'll
be a cone head. You will be a cone head.
And you have a grandpa. My dad is a hairdress
and has been for fifty years, and he will be
so angry at you.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Why don't we just go to the barber, which we're
going tonight to the barber at six forty five?

Speaker 3 (39:52):
Why does he want to see his mate instead of
the bar Because he thinks his mate knows what he's doing,
and his mate's going to do what he wants.

Speaker 8 (39:58):
But he doesn't realize this mate is fourteen and has
absolutely no idea about how to cut hair.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
And this is such in your household because your dad
has been a hairdresser for seven hundred and eighty years.

Speaker 10 (40:11):
It's true.

Speaker 8 (40:12):
It's like they don't understand there is skill that comes
with being a haircutter.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Do you know what I mean? But all these kids
these days, max are cutting each other's hair. Do they
charge their mates? Does it cost their mates money? Some
of them charge, This is the funny thing. Some of
them charge. Some of them even have capes that you.

Speaker 8 (40:30):
So you put the whole little stool and a cape,
and they think they're a barber.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
You pull up and they offer you something from Mum
and Dad's fridge in orange trees while you're.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Sitting there crack open. Really, I'm going to the barber.
It's a great experience. I like going here. They do
offer me a water, a Coca beer, and I.

Speaker 8 (40:48):
Get it's cheaper like my mate. My son's mate's not
gonna charge him. That's a free haircut, but a free
terrible haircut. Some of them charge twenty bucks.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Do you, as a mother, have a bit in your
mind where you go, you know what, maybe I let
him get one terrible haircut to learn the lesson forever.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
So that's what we said this week.

Speaker 8 (41:06):
We're like, you go, sure, go to his hair get
your haircut, and you will look like what I said,
you look.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
Like a doodle, a walking doodle.

Speaker 8 (41:14):
Do it because we kind of wanted him to do
it so then he would realize, Okay, I actually have
to go to a skilled person.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
What if his kid's a prodigy, what if he's the
next hair machine. I mean, you can't be at that age.
You can't be because you're not. You haven't learned how
to do it.

Speaker 8 (41:27):
He hasn't got Australian sealing of the years four he's
doing his garage.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
I just remember the hair machine, so I can think of.

Speaker 8 (41:35):
So we I'd love to hear from you if you
are one of these parents that I've got one of
these stories a kid hairdresser.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
What do you think about?

Speaker 14 (41:43):
It?

Speaker 8 (41:44):
Is your son doing the same thing they're all barbers?
Like great, your little entrepreneur, you don't really know what
you're doing.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Or if you've got a horror story of going to
see one of these kid barbers, Yeah, because an actual
barber will have to fix the problem in the end.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Anyway, cust you the same amount of money? Thirteen one
oh two three. We want to hear from you. We
got one hundred dollars food Land about to our favorite call.

Speaker 7 (42:04):
You'll name your chance.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
This is homely in max In all.

Speaker 5 (42:09):
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Speaker 3 (42:24):
You could use that to make appointments if you're a
kid barber.

Speaker 8 (42:27):
We're talking about the new trend that's just sweeping across
Adelaide schools where school school parents are getting emails from
teachers going just letting you know that this kid in
year nine is to set up a barber shop in
the gym.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
He's cut fifty people's hair. It's happening. My thirteen year
old wants to go to his mate instead of a barber.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
Tell us what you've told your thirteen year old would
likely he'd come out looking.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Like a doodle.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
Yep, yeah, because the new trend for thirteen fourteen year
olds is they can't really shorten the sight, but leave
it long on the top.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Like an actual And do you really want to look
like a doodle?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Who does? Who does?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
Thirday one oh twenty three, Patricia in lake View, we
are talking kid barber's backyard barbers.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Your son is one. Tell us about it here.

Speaker 16 (43:10):
He's sixteen. He's been doing it for a couple of years.
He was always interested in cutting hair. He used to
cut his own, much to my mortification. But he's got
quite a list of kids. They wander home with him
from school, he cuts their hair, and then their parents
pick him up.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
How does he charge his friends?

Speaker 8 (43:30):
He does?

Speaker 3 (43:30):
He does?

Speaker 16 (43:31):
He used to do it for free, and then he
was doing sort of first cut for free and now
he charges her cup.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
But does he have the gear? Does he have the
buzzers and the procession? Fancy stuff?

Speaker 14 (43:43):
He does?

Speaker 16 (43:43):
But I will say that it's a good old Kmart kid.
Should I say nothing chancy?

Speaker 8 (43:50):
Yeah, but good clippers and good like gear like scissors
can be thousands of dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Has he ever butchered anyone's hair?

Speaker 15 (43:58):
Not that I know of.

Speaker 16 (44:00):
I've seen them kind of come and go and they
look okay.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
So do you reckon? He's going to go get an
apprenticeship somewhere.

Speaker 16 (44:07):
He's been thinking about it. Yeah, he's got a few
things that he'd like to do career wise, but he
has considered it. He actually got offered to shadow a barber,
so it may go somewhere.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Who knows.

Speaker 16 (44:20):
He's learned everything he knows off YouTube. Yeah, but he's
he's pretty good.

Speaker 8 (44:27):
See if my dad heard that as a hairdresser, he've
learned everything you know off YouTube. It kind of takes
away from the three for year apprenticeship that you do
as a hairdresser.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Does there's a lot to learn to do proper hairdressing
It's not like I learned to tie a tie on YouTube.
If someone said that, yeah, it's a profession. He's a
voice note from someone actually a father, Chris.

Speaker 20 (44:47):
Chris, Hey, Haley, it's Chris here. Look, I totally understand
where you're coming from. In terms of the haircuts. My
sixteen year old only will get his haircut from his
mates now. So a few years ago, we had a
great barber he would go and see every month, would
do a really good job, but he just was never
happy with it. But now he goes his mate stay,

(45:09):
make an afternoon of it. It's no cheaper, so he
still pays his mate. But I feel like, yeah, it
doesn't come out as good as what.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
A barber would do.

Speaker 20 (45:18):
So I don't understand it, but it just seems to
be a thing that they do.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
They just hang out with your mates, but go and
hang out with your mates at the actual barber.

Speaker 9 (45:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
I think they just trust their mates over someone professional.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Ridiculous thirty one or two three, Give us a ring
if this resonates with you. Up next, we do have
a kid barber, a fifteen year old. Oh in the backyard, No,
does he have a cape?

Speaker 3 (45:40):
Does he have his all?

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Those questions. You can ask him next with how are
you back? So mixed one or two point three?

Speaker 8 (45:46):
We're talking about this new trend that's sweeping across Adelaide
schools that I'm part of, and it's kid barbers.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
It's like thirteen fourteen year old kids that are like, oh,
got your hair.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
They set up little mini studios, little creative salons in
their gyms or whatever, and they're charging their mates.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Sounds ridiculous to me. Sounds like a recipe for disaster.
Jaden in Burton though, he's going to prove us wrong.
He's a fifteen year old and he is doing this himself. Jaden,
you're cutting the hair, mate, Yeah? Tell us about it, mate.

Speaker 13 (46:12):
Well, I have like a pretty big family, lots of boys.
In my family's three brothers. I was like with my
brother one day and I asked you if I could
cuddy hair. I first was like skeptical, but then I
cut it, and like pretty much ever since that day,
I've been cutting hair.

Speaker 8 (46:25):
So when you say you're cutting hair, are you just
using clippers? Like you're not actually using proper hairdressing scissors?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
Are you none?

Speaker 13 (46:33):
I have everything, scissors, clippers, swimmers, everything, How did you
learn how to do this? When I found my passion
in it? I like learned through YouTube TikTok like this
all that, so I basically called myself.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Do you charge your friends?

Speaker 13 (46:46):
At the moment, I'm seeing twenty dollars a cut?

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Jaiden?

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Do you ever mess up any of your friend's haircuts?

Speaker 6 (46:51):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (46:52):
No, No?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
Did you at the start mess up a few haircuts?

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (46:56):
The start, Penny.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
So do you think, Jayden, you're going to go on
and do an apprenticeship or something?

Speaker 13 (47:01):
Yeah, that's the plan. Soon I'm hoping for like star apprenticeship.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (47:05):
Right?

Speaker 3 (47:06):
Where do you get your haircut?

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Jian?

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Do you go to a Barbara? Do you have a
friend that cuts your hair?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
I go to a rather?

Speaker 1 (47:11):
How many people do you see, Jaden? How many people
are on your little roster that come and see you?

Speaker 2 (47:15):
So on?

Speaker 13 (47:16):
I have like an app you can buchhery what you're
like a little entrepreneur. I have a total plush.

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Claim fifty And this is just in the backyard at home.

Speaker 13 (47:26):
Yeah, like this is my little set.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
What happens to all the hair?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
Jaiden?

Speaker 13 (47:31):
And then either mom or Dad vacuum it or if
some feeling like I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (47:35):
I got to say, Jaden.

Speaker 8 (47:36):
As the daughter of a hairdresser, my dad was a
hairdresser for fifty years. He went around the world cutting hair. Obviously,
what you're doing your friends are loving. But you need
to upskill. You need to go to a hairsl and
and go. Mate, give me an apprenticeship. I'm keen, I'm passionate,
I'm good at this.

Speaker 13 (47:51):
Yeah, of course, yeah, you do.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
What's one for you? Thank you, Jaden. This is crazy.

Speaker 8 (47:56):
We're getting so many calls on this. Fiona and Williston, Hello,
what's your story?

Speaker 19 (48:00):
Good morning. My nephew two weeks ago received the request
via Snapchat to cut his mate's hair at school. So
he took his slippers to school and perform the haircut.
When this child's mother got home, his mother was not impressed,
and my nephew ended up with a two weeks two

(48:21):
days suspension from school. No, it was it was about consent.
The friend said that he hadn't consented to having his haircut.
Exactly what happens with snapchat. It disappears, and so did
the photo of his happy face after the haircut.

Speaker 8 (48:43):
No, no, this is going to happen though. When your
mate cuts your hair. Chances are it's going to be terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 19 (48:51):
He was happy to dump his mate in it just
so that he didn't get in trouble with his mother.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
So there, Michael, Michael and he Marsh Michael, what's your
opinion on this? We've got kid Barber's backyard barbers.

Speaker 10 (49:05):
Hey, you god, I'm.

Speaker 18 (49:07):
Actually all four like we are constantly complaining that the
younger generation are sitting on their bums being lady and
now they're getting up there trying to start businesses, trying
to earn some money in this economy, which, as we
all know, is incredibly harsh. And what we're going to
tell them, No, We're going to tell them that they
can't do it. Well, it just seems a bit hipocrical

(49:29):
for us to be, you know, saying no, as far
as I'm concerned, I won if the prices are cheap,
go for it, you know what I mean, Because you've
got to learn somewhere, you've got to start somewhere, and
in this field and in the field of all apprenticeships,
it's competitive. So if you can go in and be like, hey,
I've got experience, I've done this, I've earned money, then boom, well, I'm.

Speaker 15 (49:53):
More likely to get the job.

Speaker 1 (49:54):
The argument in reverse would be that you're saying the
kids are doing the right thing and they're earning money. Well,
the people that did four years of training did the
right thing and now they're trying to earn actual money,
but they're losing their business.

Speaker 13 (50:06):
Well that's all well and didn'al but.

Speaker 18 (50:09):
I'm the kind of guy I literally just shaved my
had completely bold So spending fifty bucks on a haircut,
it's a bit ridiculous to me.

Speaker 3 (50:19):
Josh, Try being a woman. Try getting a hit a blowdry, fre.

Speaker 18 (50:22):
Completely different story. You ladies get judged so much harsh
on it. I'm not even gonna approach that one.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
Do you know what, Michael, stick around because we are
going to get Robbie. You know Robbie from Ada Boys
got a lot of talents around Adelaid's. He's a very
excellent barber, but also he's on the block at the moment.
I want to get him on and get his opinion
on this as a professional.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
Who is trained.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yeah, we'll do that next Michael. In the meantime, thank
you for coming. I've been so passionate were with us.
We appreciate you. Cal and we're gonna give you the
op A five phone value two hundred and fifty nine
bucks for your time.

Speaker 10 (50:56):
Oh wicked, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Thanks guys, any time on that new phone.

Speaker 8 (51:02):
We have been talking about kids that have become so
called barbers at the they're tweens that think that they
can cut hair. They've got no experience, but they're doing it.
They're charging their friends.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
The barber boys. They're doing it in their backyards.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Yeah, like fifteen year olds like Jaden who you just
heard from in Burton, who's got clients. They come around,
they pay him twenty bucks and all of his mates
come and see him in the backyard.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
But we thought, let's chat to someone who is a
very well known and successful barber in Adelaide. Also you
know him from the block, Yeah, Robber and Matt on
the block. We've got Robbie on the phone from Adam Boy.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Hey Robbie, good morning guys.

Speaker 10 (51:36):
How are we going?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Are you feeling about this chat as a barber yourself?

Speaker 15 (51:41):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Yeah, look, I'm kind of I kind of frown upon it,
to be honest, Like, like, firstly, I'll take my hat
off to these kids, like they're creating, like really cool
social media accounts and like this barber identity and they've
got this like amazing drive and hustle, which is which
is awesome to seeing young kids, Like I take my
hat off to them for that. Yeah, so I'm not
taking away anything from them. But also you need to

(52:03):
hold a certificate in barbering or hairdressing in South Australia
to cut hair, just like you do as a plumber.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Be you know, a plumber or electrician.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
What happens is you don't like is there like a
police force that comes and says you can't do this
or something like you shut down?

Speaker 10 (52:18):
Yeah, the hair beliefs come and take you. It is
something we need to Uh.

Speaker 4 (52:24):
The industry in South Australia is working on very hard
because you know, we call them like the backyard barber.
There's a lot of people that aren't qualified in the
industry where literally Max, you could come down to add
a boy, go hey, Rob, I like being a barber,
and I go cool man, bring in four or five
mates and I will teach you how to cut hair
after hours and then two saturdays time you're in my
salon charging fifty.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
Bucks a haircut. Yeah, you know, when you know my stuff.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
You know, do four year apprenticeships and yeah, tens of
thousands of dollars on education and you're getting more money
than them.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Yeah, So what do you say that?

Speaker 8 (52:56):
Because as a as a mom of a teenager, like,
what do you want to say to moms like me
who have teenage boys that are like, oh yeah, I'll
just go and get my mate to cut my hair.

Speaker 3 (53:03):
What do you want to say to those moms?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
You know, you're stuck between a rock and a hard place,
because you know, you just want kid to be appy,
and if he's supporting his mate, that's great, and I
get that, but also, you know, leave it to the
guys that are qualified unless you want all of these
kids to come around and do your plumbing electrical work
as well.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
You wouldn't go around to a backyard mechanic, would you
a fifteen year old?

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Well, well, Robbie.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
The thing with So we spoke to Jaden before from Bertan.
He's a fifteen year old and his mates come and
do that and the costs like like twenty bucks to
do it, and he said, yeah, yah no, I do
I do want to do the study. I do want
to get there eventually when I'm like fifteen, I'm still
in school at the moment.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
What do you say to someone like that, Well.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
Absolutely, and it is there's some poor career paths going
into the hairdressing at the moment. And there's something that
I'm very proud of and something that we're working on
with the South Australian Hare and Beauty Association at the
moment is how do we get these.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Kids into a tafe or an rto.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
So you know, I'm very proud to announce that I
will be opening my own barber college in the new year. Actually, yeah,
and so this is an issue we've got and I'm yeah,
I'll be I'll be opening the Australian Barber College, which
will be Adelaide based in the year. So we can
give people that avenue to do exactly what these kids

(54:20):
want to do, but get qualified to do it. So
we can offer a certificate three in barbering or hairdressing.
We could do school based apprenticeships. We can help with
vet and face and you know, even if the kids
don't know what they want to do, we can get
them in to do you know, some sal on assystem
and stuff. So there's plenty of pathways.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Oh, you're the man, Robbie. Yeah, it's a beautiful industry.

Speaker 5 (54:43):
If you do it, probably you're a legend. Thanks so
much for your time, known for brilliant barbering. But also
you're going to watch the Block. The Room reveals this Sunday,
seven pm, Channel nine to nine. Now that's where you
will see Robbie and Matt on the Block. Thank you
your time, mates.

Speaker 10 (54:56):
Thanks guys, catch up by all.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Right, Hey we're out of here, but tomorrow a big
special show.

Speaker 3 (55:00):
It's school Cella.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
We are going to be live from Allenby Garden's Primary School.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Moms and dad's teachers come early festival vibes. What are
you going to wear? I'm going to go my full
festival outfit is what I wear every day. Yeah, you're
always in color.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
I'm gonna dress like a stereosonic in two thousand and
maybe ten.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
Oh some fluoro stuff.

Speaker 8 (55:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
My bright red sneak is really short, shorts, no shirt obviously.
I think you have to because we're going to school.
Bum bag. Yeah, oh bumb bag.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
I'm gonna have my hair spiked. Yeah good, and I'm
gonna wear Armani sunglasses. I'm going full stereos on it.
I can't wait for this alright.

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