FULL SHOW #157: HAYLEY HAS MADE A HORROR STORY FOR YOU TO USE ON YOUR KIDS

FULL SHOW #157:

HAYLEY HAS MADE A HORROR STORY FOR YOU TO USE ON YOUR DISOBEDIENT KIDS!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Mix one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the free iHeart app.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning, Adelaide's number
one for fun.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
I think the moods are just better today because the
weather is so good, twenty eight and sunny as man
as he said, Haley Pierson, Max Berfay.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Hang on, I was counting on twenty nine. Yeah, change,
you're saying it's twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
We're a freezing the hell, get the ski jackets back out.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
I'm wearing a stupid little jacket that makes no sense today.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
You mean it's very pointless.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I don't I wear pointless clothes. Burjo always tells bad
wear pointless clothes.

Speaker 7 (00:58):
What's pointless about it?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm a practical man.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
Do you mean from a practical sense?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
A practical sense. The reason I'm wearing a little jacket
over my tail.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
I didn't see that it doesn't go down because I
can only see above the desk.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It covers the shoulder blades and that's it.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
It finishes just under your But it's actually.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
A shirt that I'm wonn't open.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
But the reason I'm wearing is because you can see
my brass straps so practical I can't take it off.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Brass traps and bras and nipples everyone's into.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
I'm not into brass straps. No one likes the brass
strap or a nipple.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
It's just I would die if I was sitting here
and everything was out on display.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Everyone under the age of thirty is doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, but I'm not under the age of You.

Speaker 7 (01:35):
Want to feel youthful, you know, I don't want to
feel like I do.

Speaker 6 (01:38):
See I do think it's weird when people post photos
and it's clear that you've got full headlights, like bang,
they're right there and they post it.

Speaker 7 (01:48):
Isn't it meant to be freeing, meant to be literating?

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Great?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I love not wearing bra It's my favorite thing in
the world.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
Is the first thing I do when I get home.
But I don't want everybody else looking at them.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Actually, let's put a photo up with Haley on the
Mix Satellite Instagram, because you look like you got your
pointless litt jack nun, but you also look like a
Fiji Airways hostess.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Would you like the vegetarian option?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Out here, don't take stop.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
I don't like when people are nasty online. I don't
want to put myself out there. That's why I don't
post any photos on Instagram.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I just about to land in Suva. We are wondering
if people changed your watching.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yes, have you taken your watches?

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Where five hours behind? And the weather is fine and
twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Anyway, let's safety briefing. Yeah, and I'll be the captain.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
What do they say?

Speaker 7 (02:44):
It's I never listen.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
This is the point that I always switch off.

Speaker 6 (02:47):
I'm like, if we go down, I'm actually screwed because
I don't listen to a word they say. But I
look them in the eye and they know that I'm
They think I'm listening, but I'm thinking something completely different.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Captain's easy to do.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
I take this little sock off my microphone so I
can put the microphone in my mouth, because that's what
they do on Welcome to flight thirty eight to Suva,
Fuji for traveling at thirty eight thousand, Eat today, Eat
the microphone. But turbulence coming, guys, No turbulence on this
show today?

Speaker 7 (03:16):
Am I right? There's a segue?

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Yeah, A thousand bucks eight o'clock or no, seven o'clock
and eight o'clock.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah, we're don't it twice guys.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
If you aren't awake at at the time that we
all move play, or you're just at work.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Or whatever, it's an interesting way to sell it to
the people that are currently away.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:33):
If you go to bed now, yeah, go to bed.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
Now, but wake up at five to seven and then
at eight o'clock away.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
The point is the Money minute gives you double the
chances to win out every single morning.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Seven am and.

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Eight.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Oh, you're a flashback ale Max.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
They pick a song, you decide what it is, and
we throw it in the running for Haley Max's Golden Ticket,
which includes an overnight States to Korea Loge the Golden Batch.

Speaker 2 (04:08):
The premiere is.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Monday, October twenty at seven thirty pm on Channel nine
and nine Now.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
The way this usually works is Haley picks a song
from like the eighties or nineties and wins because that's
the people who are awake at this time. But I
persist by picking songs from two thousand and nine I've
Got You Got the.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
Love Hi Florence.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It was the cover of someone from the eighties, So
hopefully that gets meey some points.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's a great song.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
I can't help it that my songs generally get over
the line because they're bangers as of base. All that
she wants. It's up to Judo Adelaide. So let's go
to Sandra in Holden Hill.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Will I pick in?

Speaker 9 (04:44):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (04:44):
Definitely go with yours, Hailey, because I used to listen
to asa both quite a lot, So.

Speaker 11 (04:49):
I go for yours.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Sorry, Xandra, what happened after a while? I just stopped
listening to them, got bored of it.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
No, no, no.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
Love. Thank you for voting.

Speaker 6 (05:01):
You are the best soundra Thank you. Laura in Ethlton,
what are you picking?

Speaker 10 (05:06):
I'm going for it?

Speaker 7 (05:07):
In Machine Dreder, Why Laura?

Speaker 12 (05:10):
As happy as I also finished school in two thousand
and nine.

Speaker 13 (05:14):
It's put on my husband's favorite band.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Right there, you go.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
He's getting ready in the bathroom right now, Laura.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
I'm just doing it.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
You're not on the toilet, are you, Laura?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Actually?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (05:28):
Okay, okay, just do your making it, Just do your
make up in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Just don't do a week because we can hear that stuff.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It is one all and we have one more caller.
Here we go to Meghan in Mount Barkery. You have
the deciding vote, Megan, which way are you going?

Speaker 8 (05:42):
Definitely with you Hailey today?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Whoa thank you Megan.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
You want to introduce the song as as your little
fifteen seconds of fame as a radio announcer not really,
come on, you can do it it remind us, say.

Speaker 14 (05:59):
What you want?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, playing on which radio station?

Speaker 12 (06:02):
Mixed one O two point three.

Speaker 7 (06:04):
Yeah, she's got a future, all right YouTube.

Speaker 6 (06:12):
I know that I'm lazy, and I know that in
a dishwasher, you know, you put your little tablet in,
But we'd run out of tablets and I didn't want to.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Go to the shops. And I was like, do you
know what?

Speaker 6 (06:22):
What is the difference between the liquid and the tablet?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
And then I was like, I'm sure this will work.
And then I shut it and went to the park.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Before you knew the husband had seen it, was there
a bit of you that was looking.

Speaker 7 (06:33):
Forward one hundred.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
It's going to work.

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Everything got some soap that morning.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's fine. Sarah and Gaula were talking about domestic fails.
Watch your story.

Speaker 15 (06:43):
I was doing my usual spring cleaning, finding the most
random thing I could do around the house. I had
some half empty candle jars around, so I thought, oh,
they might be useful for something else. So I was
doing whatever I could to melt the wax out of
the jars. I was using boiling water. I was heating
up the outside of the jars instead of pouring it
in the bin or outside. I thought, Oh, it's a liquid,

(07:04):
I'll just pour it down the drain.

Speaker 7 (07:06):
Oh Sarah.

Speaker 15 (07:08):
So waited for my husband to come home, and I
was like, I just need you to look at the sink.
Something's not right.

Speaker 12 (07:13):
He pulled the plumbing apart, only.

Speaker 15 (07:15):
To find a huge wedge of candlewhights blocking the drain,
and he's like, how did this get here? I was like, Oh,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
That must be fat from last night's dinner. That smells
like sandal wood.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Dean Avill Park.

Speaker 16 (07:32):
We've got a very obedient German shepherd cross and she
does whatever I tell her, but not what anybody else
tells her. Anyway, it was winter, she was getting a
bit smelly, and I decided to give her a bath
in the house. Running the bar, my daughter runs and Dad,
I'm late for work. Popping the car get halfway to
her work. Does not far away any drops. And she's

(07:52):
such a good girl. I rang my partner and there
she was still lying, sitting up lying with the water
lapping out the door.

Speaker 7 (07:59):
Oh, darling is still in the bar.

Speaker 16 (08:03):
She was a very clean dog. And one of those
moments you's got to make a decision to make my
daughter late. Do I say the dog?

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Now you say that dog.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
Plenty more daughters you can't get.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
All right, Lama in Edwards Sawn, watch your story.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
So I run on auto pilots in the morning, and
for many years I had this routine. Put the kettle
on the hob, listen to the little whistlego. I knew
that that's the time I had to do my makeup.
That was my bathroom time, come out, make a cup
of tea. Anyway, been doing this for years. Anyway, one
morning I get up, go, go, do my normal routine,

(08:36):
and all of a sudden there's a smell of plastic
and I'm in the bathroom thinking, geez, why have I
got so long? And my little girls run out, screening
that the kitchen's on fire. Because then I remembered, oh
my god, my husband just told me he brought a
new electric kettle. Oh, I forgot and I just did
my normal thing anyway, twenty thousand dollars damage. I had

(09:02):
the fiber game right, there's an upside. I am banned
from the kitchen and it's been sky.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
When the day, please be upstanding, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
I'm upstanding.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
The Premie South Australia Peter Melanawska.

Speaker 9 (09:20):
Hello morning Max, Good morning Haley. So I can understand
how Halle got the dishwashing liquid and put that in
the dishwasher. We had a good one not that long ago,
so we had to get a bigger car when our
fourth came along. So we've got to care Carnival. It's diesel.
I'm filling out the car and sure enough you did
not straight after. Yeah, it's not immediately obvious. And then

(09:44):
all of a sudden I look down to what I'm
actually doing and I can see the sign there and
it just.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
No, you do.

Speaker 9 (09:50):
There's a little business at Adelaide. They get around and
they take petrol out of diesel cars or vice versa.
Likely I worked it out before the damage had been done.
It was a great bloke and he's looking at me
and he goes, I know you from someone. I said no,
I'm not sure you do much.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
We've discussed Christmas, you know, coming Christmas decorations out and about.
But if you walk into your local woolies, local coals,
you'll find pumpkins. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we're carbon pumpkins. Now.

Speaker 7 (10:16):
In Australia, Halloween is the thing that we do. Apparently
well I.

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Reckon what happened, COVID happened, and then all of a sudden,
as soon as COVID finished, it's like South Australia was like,
we have not been celebrating, we haven't been out, we
haven't done anything. And the next year I think turning
twenty one was wild with Halloween. Ever since then we've
gone next level, like the Americans do.

Speaker 7 (10:36):
Do you decorate your house?

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Ah?

Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yes, because I live in like the Fullerton kind of area.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
They go crazy.

Speaker 6 (10:42):
It's almost like a festival on Fisher Street and Waddles
Street in that area. It's like the cars stop going
down there. There's thousands of people, there's trigger treaters, everyone
goes wild. We don't do like the whole graveyards and
like people hanging from blood and all that stuff, but
we do like the little skulls on our fence and then
the Jimmy got this Jimmy's like full loves dressing up

(11:05):
as a greenory briefer. I know you asked me one
question and.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
I'm still too that's fine.

Speaker 7 (11:11):
Don't keep up our door bell.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
We've got a door bell that you praised it again.
And then we used to do all the cobwebs.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Yeah, we got a little bit crazy cobwebs.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
Is what I wanted to ask you about because you
don't live in this council, but if you did live
in the Marian Council, would you adhere.

Speaker 7 (11:27):
To their wishes?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
And they have said, please do not put up any
of the fake cobwebs on your fences because bad for
the environment and sometimes like birds can get caught in
them and stuff.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
We got a letter I think two years ago from
someone in the area. It was like everybody in my
street got it, saying can you please not do that
as well?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
And so people don't do the cobwebs as much anymore.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
Oh, which I go.

Speaker 6 (11:52):
They're saying it's because you know, birds get caught in
them and things like that. But if you just keep
it up for like the three days, well, I mean,
how much harm is it going to do. It's just
kids having fun. You're taking away more fun from kids.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
How let me ask you this, Sily Pearson, How many
birds like is equivalent to your children having fun? If
one had to go but your kids had a great day,
is that okay?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
I don't want animals to die.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Oh no, one wants it. I mean, but we all
want our kids to have My kids to have fun.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
So one, maybe.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
One or two?

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Not native species, it's definitely not.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
But like that's when stuff happens and it's bad. It's
only three days.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
What bird would you prefer to die first?

Speaker 3 (12:38):
I think so much.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
And my husband is so scared of birds. He has
a full padding attack when there's birds.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
So he's probably doing it on perfect web up year.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
If you want past the house in Hailey Street in
the middle of June and it is just only cobwebs,
bones everywhere, they're real bones.

Speaker 7 (13:00):
They leave them out as a warning for the other birds.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
I've just realized that's probably why Jimmy does it. He
if we look outside, this is my husband. He's so
scared of them. He'll go, well it look, look there's
a fight gonna happen. And he watches our dog attack
the birds and.

Speaker 7 (13:13):
He enjoys it. You're a house of sickos. Absolute he
is a Sico.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
He doesn't like birds anyway.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
All right, Haley to Tea is coming up next.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
What have you got in your celebrity gosh today, I've
got oh.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
God, I've got this thing.

Speaker 6 (13:30):
I feel really uncomfortable telling you about this, but Kim
Kardashian has got a new skims product and it's hairy.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
It's a sequel to the Nipple bra, but it's for downstairs.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, like American.

Speaker 7 (13:43):
Okay, google that.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
In the meantime, wee.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
Essa Amarosi. Hey, she's celebrating twenty five years at the GOV.
Got to be there, Adelaide April fifteen, tickets at Live
nation dot com.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
That are you all right?

Speaker 6 (14:04):
I'm going to get to the Kim Kardashian skims product
in just a second, but first we have to start
with there was a big car crash yesterday with Alec
Baldwin and his brother Stephen, who's Hailey Babe's dad. They
went head on in East Hampton. They both walked out fine.
If you look at the photos, it's surprising that they
weren't injured. But it went straight into a tree. We
don't know what if you know they were high or.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
What was the story.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
We know nothing about it other than it's a range
rover and it is a big tree.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
And it did a big tree. But the tree's fine.
He's got onto Instagram to reveal what happened. To have
a listen this morning.

Speaker 17 (14:39):
I was in this car accident, cut me off in
a garbish struck the size of a whale. Never seen
a grubish stock. That must have been something commercial for
like taking away material from construction or something. Was the
biggest grubish truck I've ever seen any anyway, welcome into
the details now and bore you. But to avoid hitting him,
I had a big fat tree and crushed my waifs Carr.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
It's like he's acting.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yeah, that sounded made up, like really breathing. That sounded
like a mandition tape who sort of missed a turn
and accidentally hit a tree and went, how am I
going to get out of this?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
Gets the garbage truck you've ever said, you won't believe
the amount of garbage that could bit in this truck.
They're all the same, mate, It's a ghost truck. Alec
doesn't exist Alec Baldwin. Hey, Kevin, feeder line. We haven't
spoken about him in a long time. Is it feeder
line or feeder lineek fed? I always say feeder line anyway,

(15:29):
whatever you want.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
K that's what you do at Menado.

Speaker 6 (15:32):
Oh yeah, feeder line, yeah sixty, Yeah, that's the one
they obviously he married Britney Spears back in I know,
two thousand and four.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
They had two children together.

Speaker 6 (15:42):
Who are now twenty and nineteen. How weird is that
he's got a memoir that's coming out Caught called You
Thought You Knew Now. He's revealing some shocking things about Brittany,
which is really weird. He's revealing that she used to
watch over her kids while they slept, and she'd stand
in the doorway with a knife and just watch them,

(16:04):
and then he would be like, what are you doing
and she'd turn around and go just walk off with
no explanation.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
We see a lot of Brittany now on her own institut.
Perhaps she's always been a little bit looping, a little
bit batty. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
I think she needs friends.

Speaker 6 (16:17):
She needs some girlfriends, some good friends who care about
her to say, hey, let's not put this on social media.
Let's like she needs like she's got no one around her.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
It's sad. She was like the queen.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
Yeah, it does love Britain. She does come across as
someone who has grown up by herself.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah, well she did her dad. She's not.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
I don't think she has a relationship with her dad anymore.
What happened to Ashley Simpson too? Anyway, Kim Kardashian has
revealed a new Skins product.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
So this is very exciting, very weird saying this.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
Obviously we're all huge fans of Skims as previous products,
the nipple bra where there's a permanent nipple li sucky.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Any undies are great. I love all her products. This
is now a little bit weird. It's almost like a
little bit of a joke. But it's a faux hair
microst string thong. So basically it's a G string with
a bunch of fuzzy hair at the front. And I'm
not sure what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to
wear that under like a tight satin dress. So then
people look and go, oh, she's packing ye, Like do

(17:19):
you want people to look You don't want people to
look there.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I am unaware of the current trends. What they're asking
for an essential beauty. But the bush could be back.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Let's call the ultimate bush. Let's ever listen to the ad.

Speaker 9 (17:29):
Skills faux her pansy, the ultimate Bush.

Speaker 3 (17:33):
No, this is definitely a joke.

Speaker 7 (17:34):
Is it back? I don't know. Is it back in
your circles?

Speaker 3 (17:37):
It was? Was it ever.

Speaker 7 (17:38):
In the eighties?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
It's definitely not in my circles.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
I have vivid recollection of going to the beach as
someone who was still living in the eighties when I
was a child, and they were wearing someone's mother and
it's all I can remember was just, what's mum? Why
is why is there a forest? What is the forest
on the beach? Down a horseshoe bay? I remember going there.
I remember that vividly. It stuck with me forever.

Speaker 6 (18:00):
But you don't walk around in bathers with it all
hanging out.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
She did.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Some people do, and now you can too with the
faux hair micro string.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Ten questions, sixty.

Speaker 18 (18:13):
Seconds, one thousand dollars cash, Alien Max's money thanks to
audio masters.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
All right, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle and Green with you ready
to win a thousand dollars?

Speaker 6 (18:26):
I'm ready to try Okay, this is great because we
did now do this twice a day, seven and eight am,
so you are first person to try the seven am one.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
All right, thank you?

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Michelle?

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Did you get the five advantages that we gave away yesterday?

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Which was the first five questions I did?

Speaker 12 (18:42):
I was listening to Michelle yesterday.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
We go good on you. Isn't she lovely?

Speaker 2 (18:47):
All right?

Speaker 7 (18:47):
So this should be easy. We should already have fifty
bucks in the tank.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
All right.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
I don't give you the rules.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
The rules are, my friend, sixty seconds, ten dollars for
every correct answer. We have to accept your first answer.
Remember that, and if you pass on a question, Max
will come back to it at the end.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
All right, yep, good luck, Michelle. Let's retire you.

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Let's do it, all right, Michelle and Green with your money?
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Speaker 4 (19:25):
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Speaker 13 (19:29):
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Speaker 7 (19:59):
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Speaker 2 (20:10):
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Speaker 3 (21:57):
Oh just cringey. I would die if this happened to me.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
Ever forgotten the name?

Speaker 1 (22:03):
How long did you let it go before you ask
them what their name was?

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Hayley.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
I remembered your name from the first time I met you,
of course, because how could you forget but something that
I assume by now you've picked up about me. I'm
atrocious with names, forget them all the time.

Speaker 6 (22:18):
I have actually never picked that up. You're so perfect in.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Every other way.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Keep reading the script A little bit more big muscles,
all of that hands.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Names.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
I'm something I am really bad at it. Like a
good example of it would be the Jodie Lee Foundation.
They do boalcancer. I'm an ambassador for them. Every single
time I go to a Jodie Lee Foundation event, I
open up the list of the board of directors in
case I'm going to run into any of these people
who I've met fifteen times before, and they're all really nice.
I know things about them. I know that he plays tennis,

(22:53):
and I know that she's been on a holiday here,
but I don't remember their names, which.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is a very important thing to remember.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Turns out I'm not alone. My friend Katie is on
the phone right now. Morning Katie.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Good morning Haley and Matt.

Speaker 19 (23:05):
Are you both good?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
So good?

Speaker 7 (23:07):
Katie?

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Can you please tell ud Laid the story of what
you have been living for the last few weeks with
a forgotten name.

Speaker 8 (23:15):
Well, I am a relatively you mum, and I often
found myself kind of just pounding the pavement, wandering the streets,
trying to keep baby happy and entertained. And on one
of these joy walks, I bumped into an old UNI
friend we hadn't seen each other for like ten years
having a great chat. She also got a baby the
same age, so it was like, oh my goodness, this
is amazing. So we exchanged numbers. Let's organize to.

Speaker 12 (23:37):
Catch up for a coffee. Great walk away and I'm like,
I cannot for the last of me and.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Under her name.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
No, I understand that. But you've got a number, Katy.
So what if you say the number as in your
phone uni friends?

Speaker 3 (23:54):
Oh no, But I had a plan.

Speaker 8 (23:57):
I was like, you know what, I'll text her organize
this coffee catch up, and then I'll sign my name
at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Of a text.

Speaker 8 (24:03):
Hopefully she'll pick up on the hint and then signed
her name at the bottom of the text.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Maybe that was the wish she.

Speaker 12 (24:07):
Was thinking of the catch He replies, We've organized coffee.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Still don't know her name, Oh, Katie, I'm pretty good
friends with Tady's husband as well. He is losing his
mind going Katie's about be going to coffee. That was
someone who knows all the things about her and doesn't
know her name.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
How do you find the name? Do you go through
alphabetically like A B C and see which one sticks?

Speaker 8 (24:31):
That was the thing, right, I was like, I don't
even know if I have an inkling. I caught baby brain.

Speaker 12 (24:36):
It's been ten years. So I was like, trying to
go through social media. This isn't work.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
How do we even start?

Speaker 12 (24:41):
Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
So I was like, okay, well I'll go to this
coffee catch up. I'll says up, I'm sure, sure, uns down, like, look,
it's been a while, it's so good to see you.
Just from mim me watch your name again. So I'm
walking to the coffee catch up. I'm psyching myself up
to say this.

Speaker 19 (24:56):
Get there totally.

Speaker 8 (24:58):
Well, I dug myself a hole. We're on like the
fourth fifth catch up. We've been texting.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Still don't know her name.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
They're four times, so this is the first one. She goes,
I'm going to ask, and then she hasn't ask, and
then they go back for three or four more coffees
together with their kids.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
Still doesn't know this person's Do you know yet?

Speaker 12 (25:16):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I do know?

Speaker 19 (25:17):
Now, how did you find out?

Speaker 11 (25:19):
We've got a.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
Beautiful invitation to the Northern Birthday party? And I got
the invitation and in my mind is like, please have
the name at the bottom of the r s VP,
like IC two be icvp T. You know the mom,
this is the name, this is the number down the
bottom of the invitation's right there. I was like, Oh,
I'm gonna thank God.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
And then the next time you've run into have you
used her name? Like thirty eight times in the first
three sentences.

Speaker 8 (25:43):
I love you? Three or four times in the text
you tell.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Her that you didn't know or not.

Speaker 8 (25:48):
No, I still ever told her. So I'm really hoping
that maybe she's not listening, but she is. I really
need to explain such.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
A good story that's so relatable.

Speaker 7 (25:58):
It has to happen to people, It has to have happened.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
We want to know, Adelaide thirty one or two three,
what has happened to you when you have forgotten someone
else's name?

Speaker 16 (26:07):
Like?

Speaker 7 (26:07):
Did you call someone the name?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:09):
Did you go forever without knowing their name?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
And it's okay, it happens. It's an awful feeling, but
it happens.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
I've fesceed up Katie's fest up you can two thirty
one oh two three. We want to know from you
on thirteen one oh two three, what happened when you
forgot someone's name? We just heard from my mate Katie
who met up with someone they went to UNI with
ten years ago, and Katie didn't remember her name.

Speaker 7 (26:31):
That's fine, that happens.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Turns out they kept going for coffee dates and she
was about five coffee dates in chickened out from asking
the name. It had become way too late to ask.
And she only found out because she got an invitation
to something and the RSVP had the person's name on it.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
And it happens. It happens, you can forget your partner's name.
I know that sounds weird, but Ruth in Abberfall Park,
this actually happened to you.

Speaker 12 (26:55):
Oh for real.

Speaker 11 (26:56):
Absolutely so I've blamed menopause one hundred percent and I'm
hoping that's actually what it is. But yeah, went to
lunch with some friends and they hadn't met my husband
and went to introduce him, and for the laugh of me,
I could not remember his name. And it got really awkward,
and Stewart's just looking at me, and they're just looking
at me, and I said, oh my god, what's your

(27:16):
name again?

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I know it sounds so weird, but it is an
actual fact.

Speaker 7 (27:22):
If you google it.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
In perimenopause and menopause, you forget the simplest things.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Rue later remembered, Yeah, what did your husband say in
that moment when you've been married for what I assume
many years and you've forgotten his name?

Speaker 7 (27:36):
Was it talked about later on?

Speaker 11 (27:38):
Yeah, he laughed. He basically said, it must be fun
having menopause and forgetting. You get a new husband every
ten minutes.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
It's living in.

Speaker 7 (27:47):
The real life fifty first dates.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
Sometimes totally. Sometimes I wonder if we're all getting dementia early.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
It's scary, but we're also distracted. I forget everything. I
forget what I said ten minutes ago. Ella in Hawthorne.
Have you forgotten someone's name or has someone forgotten your name?

Speaker 13 (28:04):
Okay, legends This song's a little bit of a weird one.
I was in this kind of freshish relationship with this guy,
really lovely guy, awesome, like the kind of in the
middle of you know, that's the business, and he thank you,
thank you, I will, and then all of a sudden
he's called me Bella, and I was like, it's thing weird,

(28:26):
my name's Ella. And then like I'm trying to kind
of still get in the mood, but all I can
think is the whole night he hasn't used my name once,
and I'm like, is this a coincidence? Is like does
he actually remember my name at all? And so I've
kind of like stopped the whole thing, like massive like
turn off, had a massive crack at in and I've

(28:47):
lost my shit. And it turned out that I found
out through a mutual friend a couple of weeks later
that his ex is actually called Bella.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Oh Ella, Bella very good.

Speaker 14 (28:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
I feel bad for the bloke because Ella and Bella
are so close. And if you, like me, are like
I sort of have just this fragment of a name
somewhere in my brain. It's close to the I'm just
going to try it in the throes of passion.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
This is where you don't use the name. You go like, oh,
mad dog.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
No, you can't say mad dog in bed, just like
that mad Dog.

Speaker 7 (29:23):
That's brilliant. Keep that up, Oh mate, go a little
to the left.

Speaker 6 (29:28):
Mate, Oh my god, this is I can't believe this
actually happens to people.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
We need to help out, Yeah, Katie, we need to
help out Ella. We need to help out Bella, the
person that came before her.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Maybe we all need to eat name tags. That's the thing.

Speaker 7 (29:43):
Well, maybe that's an idea.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I think we're going to come up with some tips
for Adelaide, some suggestions for how you can avoid forgetting
everyone's name, just.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
Like the rest of us.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Big insult, we got you covered next.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
I would love to say your name, but sometimes I
just forget it. And it turns out a lot of
people around Adelaide are very forgetful with names. So mate
Katie run into someone from UNI and they went out
on a coffee date and she didn't remember the name.
They went out on five coffee dates before she eventually
found out the name only because she got an invitation
with the RSVP name on.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
It's the panic that sets in, and that's what sets
it off.

Speaker 6 (30:21):
It's almost like you try not to think about the
fact that you can't remember their name, and then it
will come to you. But we've got some tips because
this happens to people, this happens to us.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
I don't know it, both of us all the time.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
I was at a meeting yesterday here at mix in
our big group meeting, and I looked at someone I've
got no idea what his name is.

Speaker 7 (30:38):
We've got like eight people that work I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
His name is the whole meeting. I was thinking, is
it Matt, is it John? What's his name? I was
going through the alphabet. It's mate, mate, it's old mate.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yeah, good to see you, mate. So we have those
definitive tips. Now if you are like us.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Okay, this is what you do if you forget a name.
They're great tips.

Speaker 1 (30:57):
My number one tip is the it's a classic. It's
the introduction of a friend. So it's walking up to
I don't know you, Hayley, and I've got my friend
Berger with me. It's walking up to you who I
don't remember the name of, and I go, oh, have
you guys met?

Speaker 7 (31:16):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
No, Hey, I'm Burjo. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Oh hi, And I'm just gonna say hi.

Speaker 7 (31:20):
And that means that you're a bad person.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
So therefore I know after that interaction, see not your name,
but I do know that I don't like you.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
That's riddled with danger. Air drop that's a really good one.
You take a photo.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Together, Oh, I'll air drop it you and then you
get air drop.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
On no riddle. My phone comes up as iPhone three.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Oh damn. It also riddled.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Weird for someone to be like anyway, send me that
photo that we just took.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
We will else do.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
That all the time. That's okay, cay for you guys
to do it.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Tips aren't off to a great start yet, but we're
in all of them. We are not finished.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
What about social media?

Speaker 7 (31:51):
Yep, so this is my next one.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
My next one is you are getting on really well
with someone you don't know the name, You hand them
your phone and you say, hey, what's your Instagram?

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Yeah, but then it's like slim Shady Underscore seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
No one is called slim Shady seventy seven Instagram the same.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
It's like when you go what's your email address and
they go, it's just.

Speaker 3 (32:12):
My name at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
You're like, and the next time you see them, I've
been emailing my name at gmail dot com and you
haven't been.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You go, how do you spell your name? And the
worst and they go.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Tom okay, so maybe that doesn't work.

Speaker 7 (32:31):
What's your.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
If you can get their phone number? Like, if you've
managed to acquire their phone number, what you can do
is you can jump on WhatsApp and you can type
in that phone number, and if they are also on WhatsApp,
that's a good tip. Their name shows up.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Yeah, that's a really good tip. I'm done. I don't
I actually don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:48):
The way I do it is I literally go through
the alphabet and I look at you and I like,
it's a B, C, D E, and I go through
the whole alphabet and just.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Because you've known them for so long, what's your name?
It's the meanest thing. It makes someone feel like a
little tiny ant.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
Don't you reckon, We'll ask what their name is.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
That's important that you don't remember my.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Name on the first time you can ask. If it's
the second you can't ask me beyond you can't answer.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Again, No, you can't, mate.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
So I hope we've helped you, Adelaide, because we haven't
really helped ourselves at all.

Speaker 18 (33:24):
Ten questions, sixty seconds, one thousand dollars, Alien Max's money,
thanks towards your masters.

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win one thousand dollars right now, Kyle, I could talk
all about what you want to do with the money,
but I don't care because I've just learned that you
work in a lolly factory.

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Friend, Oh my god, which one? Alan's now Blackaby is
the best one.

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Kyle, What are the rules with products coming home with
people that work in the factory?

Speaker 2 (33:56):
How much do you.

Speaker 19 (33:57):
Get as much as I want?

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Do you take it off the factory line.

Speaker 7 (34:03):
When I'm feeling a bit cheeky?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Kyle?

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Looking, do you weigh three hundred and eighty here? Because
of your unlimited access to lollies?

Speaker 7 (34:12):
Now?

Speaker 12 (34:12):
Three hundred and sixty step?

Speaker 6 (34:13):
Yeahah okay, so this one thousand dollars will give you
two much of Monjaro?

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Speaker 7 (34:23):
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I'll read the rules.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Hayley's going to read the questions today sixty seconds, ten
bucks and the key one.

Speaker 7 (34:30):
If you pass on a question, do it quickly. We'll
come back at the end of this.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Alrighty, Kyle, Let's do this ready? Set go? How many
months in two years?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
Twenty four?

Speaker 6 (34:41):
Angel Hair and Fredachuiney are both types of what Who
Who Sings When Doves Cry?

Speaker 3 (34:51):
Taylor Swift's uncoming docu series is coming on.

Speaker 7 (34:53):
Which streaming service Netflix?

Speaker 3 (34:56):
Name the app you can monitor the Alga bloom one.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Where on you where on your body would you wear
a bangle Rick.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Justin trudeaus for I'm a prime minister of which country?

Speaker 6 (35:12):
What is the capital of Indonesia? Fisher Price makes?

Speaker 3 (35:20):
What type of product?

Speaker 15 (35:24):
Kitchen?

Speaker 19 (35:25):
Where?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
What household? Animal? Is a descendant of Lions dog?

Speaker 6 (35:30):
Justin Trudeau is the former prime minister of which country?

Speaker 12 (35:35):
Canada?

Speaker 6 (35:36):
What's the capital of Indonesia?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I'm so sorry people get questions wrong. Why are you laughing?

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 7 (35:49):
It did?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
So?

Speaker 7 (35:51):
What I'm going to do for you?

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Can I just say why? First?

Speaker 7 (35:54):
We know why you.

Speaker 6 (35:56):
Were so confident in one of your answers and it
was so wrong. Not sorry, I will give you extra
money out of my out of my way.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
We'll just give you oh what, yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:11):
What you wanted the same questions again?

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Well, not necessarily, but maybe just a redemption round of
some sorts.

Speaker 3 (36:17):
I'm so sorry I lost that, so did you. You're
crying and you make me laugh more?

Speaker 7 (36:23):
Can we do that now?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
We have time to do that.

Speaker 7 (36:25):
Right now, we need to come with the quiz.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
We'll come back with another quiz for you.

Speaker 7 (36:29):
Sound good fine myself? All right, we're doing that.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
We're coming up with another quiz right now, and I
will ask the questions and I promise not to laugh
if you get the answerest.

Speaker 2 (36:37):
All right, can you stand by for five minutes?

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yeah, ten questions, sixty.

Speaker 18 (36:43):
Seconds, one thousand dollars, HALIU Max's money minute, thanks to us.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Here we are again.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 6 (36:52):
All right, we're doing this quiz again because I lost
it laughing at one of the answers, and I really
ruined the quiz for Kyle, and I ruined his chances
of winning one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
You've never seen Eddie maguire and who wants to a millionaire?
So someone's locked in sea and he goes thoughting that
would't have thought of sea. Mate, you saved me.

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Thank you, Matte.

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Listen, this is what happens.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
How many months in two years? Who?

Speaker 7 (37:19):
No, that's the wrong audio.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
He said, Yeah, anyway, what's happened is that Kyle from
Golf You Heights is still there?

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Kyle?

Speaker 7 (37:25):
Are you still with us?

Speaker 15 (37:27):
Of course?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Yeah, we're going to do Kyle is give you another chance,
And because Haley stepped on you the first time, we're
just going to give you the exact same quiz again.

Speaker 7 (37:36):
Okay, Okay, sounds good.

Speaker 6 (37:40):
Okay, I'm just going to not say a word and
I'm going to just move into the corner of the studio.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Right, same rules, It all applies. Money minute starts now
hang on?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Sorry, Oh my god? What is how many.

Speaker 7 (37:52):
Months in two years? Kyle? How many months in twenty four?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Angel Hair and Feedercini are both types of what after?
Who Sings When Doves Cry? Taylor Swift's upcoming docu series
is coming on which streaming service? Name the app you
can monitor the algill bloom on fa Where on your
body would you wear a bangle? I wish Justin Trudeau

(38:22):
is the former prime minister of which country?

Speaker 11 (38:24):
Canada?

Speaker 7 (38:25):
What's the capital of Indonesia? Fisher Price makes? What type
of product?

Speaker 12 (38:33):
Kys?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
What household? What household? Animal is a descendant of lions at?
Who Sings When Doves Cry? Taylor Swift's upcoming docu series
is on which streaming service.

Speaker 7 (38:49):
Disney?

Speaker 2 (38:50):
Great?

Speaker 6 (38:50):
Oh, that was so much fatter, Coyle, because I was
a part of the quiz. Okay, I'm going to get
through these answers. Let's see how you went? How many
months in two years?

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Twenty four?

Speaker 6 (39:03):
Now this is a question that I lost at the
first time. Angel Hair and Feta Chini are both types
of what The first.

Speaker 3 (39:08):
Time you said cheese, Sorry, the pressure gets to you, okay.
The second time you said pasta? Yes? Who sings when
doves cry?

Speaker 6 (39:18):
Prince Taylor Swift's upcoming docu series is on Disney Plus.
You would wear a bangle on your wrist. Justin Trudeau
is the former Prime Minister of Canada. The capital of
Indonesia is Jakarta. Fisher Price makes kids toys?

Speaker 3 (39:35):
So many dings?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
And which household animal is a descendant of Lions Cat.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Name the app you can monitor.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Algal bloom on you at nine By the way, so
far this is the last questions for a thousand for
a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I know you said s a gve.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
It's so sad you said that because it's beach safe.

Speaker 7 (40:01):
The pictures of all of the algal bloom.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
It's a great app, by the way, but you don't
care right now because it's cost you nine hundred.

Speaker 7 (40:08):
And ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Oh yeah, Hey, Kyle, ninety bucks ain't too bad, I
take it. And a personal apology from Haley Pearson for laughing.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
I'm going to add another ten bucks. You got one
hundred bucks, Kyle.

Speaker 7 (40:21):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
That's a good redemption round because I think actually, last
time you were looking at getting like one, right, wasn't it?

Speaker 7 (40:27):
It was like four? Yeah, this is redemption one hundred
dollars for you, Kyle. Thanks you brother, all right, thank
you very much, Love you, Kyle.

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Speaker 2 (40:44):
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we did.

Speaker 3 (40:47):
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Speaker 16 (40:50):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
We made it wrong first, but then it was right.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Even Stephen, even indeed.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
It is nineteen What a beautiful day you got.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
Animates.

Speaker 6 (41:00):
Kids, are you listening to me? You're on your way
to school right now. I have something I want to
tell you. I have discovered something that is going to
make you want to brush your teeth if you lie
to your moms and dads and say you brush your
teeth in night, like my kids do. I do a
bedtime story to my son, my ten year old, that
will make him brush his teeth. So every night Max,

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I lie in bed with my son Alfie, and we
do a bedtime story I just come up with something
in my head, and you know my brain, it's very
visual and creative, and he has the exact same brain,
so I feel like we see the same things when
I'm telling these stories.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
I feel like if your brain was coming up with
a story, it would be like reading the old.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Goosebump stories where it was choose your own adventure.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
But it's completely out of order because he just goes
on tangents. If you just read back to Fross Yep,
it would be like brain, that's your brain.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
But he gets me because we're the same brain.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
So I'm going to tell you this bedtime story that
I just came up with the other night when I
knew that he hadn't brushed his teeth when he says
he has, and you can if you're listening to these kids,
this will happen to you if you don't brush your teeth.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Are you ready, I'm just going to pretend that you're
my ten year old.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh mom, I did brush my teeth here, but I'm
not going you smell my brea.

Speaker 6 (42:08):
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Max,
and Max lied to his mum and dad that he
brushed his teeth Max's teeth started to go from white
to yellow, to mustard to green to dirty black. One night,
he was lying in bed and he wiped his tongue

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across his teeth, and he felt a little movement.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
His teeth started to do a little earthquake, like a
little rumble crack, And out of the crack came a
little worm, and the worm slithered out.

Speaker 6 (42:45):
It was green, and it went down into his ear hole,
and then followed that another worm, another worm. All of
a sudden, a thousand, a million, a trillion, a godzillion
amount of worms coming.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Out of his teeth. They were cracking, they were black.

Speaker 6 (43:00):
All the worms were going everywhere, into his pajamas, into
his eyeball, stuck on his eyeball.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
He stood up wide, going, oh my god, I wish
I brushed my teeth. What is happening?

Speaker 6 (43:10):
And he looked down and all the worms were forming
a shape on his bed. They were slithering and sliding,
and all of a sudden, he looked down and he
saw a shape.

Speaker 20 (43:19):
And it said six seven. He had been hit with
the curse sixty seven years. His teeth will never grow back,
and he will die.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
The end.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
And then all of a sudden. Alfie's like, I'm just gonna, oh,
just be five, I'm just gonna go and brush my teeth.

Speaker 7 (43:43):
Yeah, of course, And it worked.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
It was such a good story, just came out of
my head and it worked.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Can I just say to everyone who listened along to that,
Hailey didn't read a word of that. Chick completely made
that up on the spot, staring very very scarily straight
into my eyeballs your vals. Yeah, does that not keep
your son up for the rest of the night.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Yeah, But I don't know who brush.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
His teeth now, because he'll think that the worms will
come out of your teeth and they'll go black and.

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Crack, so he'll never sleep again, but he'll have good teeth.

Speaker 3 (44:13):
See, this is the thing when you become a parent.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Bribery is everything, right, to get them to do anything
in life, you have to bribe them. And also because
I'm more, but I like to scare them out of things,
like you know, I don't want them to cross roads,
so I'll I'll show them a flattened something on the side.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Of the road.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
But that's what you'll look like. That is more if
you cross the road without my hand. Wow, all right,
I would like to open this up on thirty one
O two three?

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Do you do this? Do you scare your kids into
doing things? I know, Burgo's a dad. You've got a
little Sophia.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah, she's four. I scare, but I also threaten. I
love a good threat, even though I said I wouldn't.
But my last one that I used last night was
trying to get it to go on the toilet before
bedtime not listening. Didn't want to do it, I said, Sophia,
if you don't listen to me one more time, you
are going to lose a Barbie doll for every time
you don't listen.

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Oh yeah, it sound straight on the toilet.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
Yes see it works, Max, It's amazing.

Speaker 6 (45:08):
I would love you to share these ideas, and if
you want to use my bedtime story, I might just
like produce that up for you and deliver it onto
your phone and you can share it with your kids
at night.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Give us a ring one two three. When of you threatened,
trick scared your kids into doing something?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Okay, we're talking about how do you scare kids into
doing something?

Speaker 6 (45:25):
I've came up with a bedtime story that I think
everyone should tell their kids who don't.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Brush their teeth or lie to you at night if
you do the smell test.

Speaker 6 (45:33):
Guys, kids, if you're listening, we know as soon as
you do the smell test, we know straight away if
there's mint minty freshness on that breath. I did it
as a story that I'm gonna actually get it produced
up and play it again in full where worms come
out of teeth.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
It's an excellent story that came out of my head.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Haleen essentially scared her children into brushing their teeth by
telling them a bedtime story that she makes up as
she goes along. And it's never a good ending, and
it always involves the teeth falling out, a lot of words.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
And the child dying.

Speaker 6 (46:02):
Yeah, so we want to know, how do you scare
your kids? Julie in Taylor and Bend, what do you
do with your grandkids?

Speaker 10 (46:09):
Hi, I told my grandson that there's a poop fairy
and at nighttime he comes along and gets a dirty.

Speaker 12 (46:18):
Nappy and rubs it in their face while they're sleeping.
After that, we've never had another dirty nappy again. We
didn't have to change nappis. It was brilliant.

Speaker 6 (46:27):
Did you terrify them into the bat that they didn't
actually go to the bathroom anymore, Like.

Speaker 12 (46:32):
Well, no, they just didn't do it in the nappies.

Speaker 10 (46:34):
Yeah, yeah, he didn't do it in his nappy.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I do get you got to be severe with these things.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Yes, yes, Julie.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Is that no one really feels guilt about saying this
to the kids as long as they get their desired outcome.

Speaker 12 (46:46):
Yeah, exactly the things I tell my grandkids. I'm known
as the naughty Nanny.

Speaker 11 (46:52):
I think that might be why.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
That could work perfectly. That's not much for people to
employ the poop fairy, all right, keep.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
The calls coming. Thirty one three.

Speaker 6 (47:01):
How do you scare your kids into doing something that
you need them to do?

Speaker 2 (47:04):
Yeah? I love this, and you know, I just sharing
tips so we can all use them as well.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
We'll get our favorite calls of VANNESSA Morosi double bus.

Speaker 5 (47:12):
Hammy Karson has the ultimate hat to get your kids
to brush their teeth.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
It was a bedtime story that I told my son Alfie,
and it involved worms coming out of your teeth, millions
and trillions of worms and deaths.

Speaker 3 (47:26):
It also involved death but at work.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
And there's going to be a downloadable version of this
story for you to share with your children.

Speaker 6 (47:34):
Yes, actually currently getting produced at the moment, and we
will play it for you in just a second.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
But first we want to get your stories on how
you scared your kids into doing things.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Kelly Insley's Kelly, what did you make your kids believe?

Speaker 12 (47:47):
Okay, so I have three adorable cherubs and the eldest
is in his twenties. I have been believing that the
security cameras in the shopping centers was either Father Christmas
or the Easter Bunny, and that they were watching them.
But the security guards that are in the shopping centers
as well, their little headsets that they wear our Father
Christmas or Easter Bunny go to tell them to tell

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the children off if they're misbehave never had non harguement
in the shopping center at all. Very well paid children.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
You know what's funny, Kelly, is they grow up and
there's still a little part of you as your child
that will believe that when they're in a shopping center.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
They'll be like, oh, yeah, there's Father Christmas's watching mean
right now.

Speaker 12 (48:25):
Well, the funny thing is my son still is now
working in retail and.

Speaker 7 (48:28):
He have adult children.

Speaker 12 (48:30):
Now, Yeah, he's in his twenties.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Can you picture your son going to Heinley Street and
a bouncer saying, hey, can you just show me your
ID and him going yes, sir, I don't want to
get in trouble with father Christmas.

Speaker 12 (48:42):
I like to believe that he still does.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
Yes, so good, thank you for calling. Kelly, Raquel and
Monoparra watch his story.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
How do you scare your kids?

Speaker 12 (48:52):
Okay, So my son used to suck his thumb and
I told him.

Speaker 10 (48:55):
That he would end up with he like the bunny
rabbit being in the Rudyard Rabbit or something like that.

Speaker 14 (49:04):
And he still pug.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
This summer after that.

Speaker 10 (49:07):
So I told him by a hot mustard from the shop.

Speaker 11 (49:10):
And I did.

Speaker 10 (49:12):
And I told him if he kept sucking his some
I did his sum in the hot mustards, that would
make his bottom burn.

Speaker 21 (49:18):
Every child.

Speaker 14 (49:21):
Ever did he stuck his thumb after that?

Speaker 7 (49:23):
No one wants a burning bottom.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
And also, by the way, as someone who knows a
tiny bit about dentistry, because I'm married to a dentist,
if you do suck your thumb every single day of
your life, you will change your palate.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
You will absolutely so.

Speaker 10 (49:37):
Yeah, So that's how I threatened my child to stop
sucking pumb.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Nothing went wrong with a bit of ringsting a little bit,
there's a little bit wrong with it. I'll just have
a mild butter chicken. Thanks, Amanda in air, How did
you scare your kids?

Speaker 19 (49:51):
Look, I've got a few, but my best one is
at nighttime, we say the monsters will come out when
it gets dark, so you better.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
Go to sleep. Oh you're giving them full nightmares?

Speaker 19 (50:01):
And yeah, well they go to sleep.

Speaker 8 (50:03):
Oh.

Speaker 7 (50:05):
Threat. We asked for threats, straight up threat.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Yeah, okay, that's that is great. Well we're all doing it.

Speaker 13 (50:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (50:11):
You even asked me like, oh, mum, what time does
the monsters come out? And I'll say when it gets dark,
Bay go.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
To sleep as a bit of time for herself. That's
when they came out.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
All right.

Speaker 7 (50:20):
One more Kim in goolwork going, Kim, what have you
scared your kids into? Believing that we.

Speaker 14 (50:28):
Had a bear in the backyard and she did eat
her vegetables? Should be out there with the bear.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Excellent, I'm going to use that.

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Okay, do you pick did you like, like describe the
bear for your kids?

Speaker 14 (50:41):
No? No, it was dark and we said of a
big black bear watching us through the window, and you
know the squares on the window on this sliding door. Yeah,
we said to her that's the bear's eye, and you're
going out there if you don't need event. She was
throwing and we usually put her out there and she's
bang on the door, and you have been traumatized for

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the last twenty three years.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
She's still eating her vegetables to this day because she
doesn't want that famous local gulwer bear to storm.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Into the house.

Speaker 19 (51:15):
That is sorry.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Oh, Kim, fantastic, Thank you. Hey Kim, do you want
to go and see Vanessa Amirosi? Bonny Chance? Did you
we can help you?

Speaker 7 (51:25):
You gotta double bass.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Thank you for calling up.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 6 (51:31):
Okay, Next, I have had my story that I made
up to my ten year old outfie the other night
when I thought he hadn't brushed his teeth, and he
brushed his teeth immediately afterwards.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I've had to produced up so you can play it
to your kids.

Speaker 7 (51:44):
You're going to play it right after.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
That's on the way, Let's enjoy the next eight seconds
of Vanessa Amirosi. Yeah, it's two point three area Maxi
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Here for food Land, a couple of minutes away from nine.
Catch the kiss in. They're running for fifty.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
Grand all day after nine while you work, and you
are in for a treat today at laid twenty eight
degrees and Sonny.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
I like a lot of mums and dads and karas
and grandparents. I like chellsimes to to my ten year
old at night.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
And I thought I will share a story that I
came up with a couple of nights ago because it worked.
I liked to build in life lessons into my stories,
and my life lesson was gotta brush your teeth.

Speaker 1 (52:24):
Yeah, this isn't the Cinderella like, none of that, none
of those old fairy tales.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
It ends with death like most Disney movies.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Actually ended up scaring your some more awake instead of
putting him to sleep.

Speaker 7 (52:37):
But he learned to brush his teeth.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Yeah, so we have put it together, we produced it up.

Speaker 6 (52:41):
I'm going to delete the part where it says ALFI,
so you can download this on our podcast and insert
your child's name into it.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Have a listen to this.

Speaker 22 (52:50):
Once upon a time there was a little boy called Alfie.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
Alfie would lie to his mum every night and say
that he had brushed his teeth.

Speaker 15 (53:00):
When he had not.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Alfie's teeth started.

Speaker 21 (53:03):
To go from white to yellow, to mustard, to green
to black rotting.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
His breath smelled like poo.

Speaker 22 (53:13):
And one night Alfie was lying in his bed and
he ran his tongue over his smelly, black rotting teeth,
and he started to feel a movement. His teeth began
to wobble, like an earthquake. In his little teeth they
wobbled and they cracked, and all of a sudden rack

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it cracked open.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Out of the crack appeared a tiny.

Speaker 23 (53:39):
Little, wiggly brown worm, and another worm, and another one,
and before he knew it, hundreds and thousands and milion
of his teeth falling into his ear, down his neck,
into his pajamas.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
One even landed spot on his eyeball.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
His teeth were breaking away, The worms were taking over
his bedroom. He stood up, wide eyed, wishing only I
had brushed my teeth.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
He looked down and the worms were making his shape
on the floor. All of them were sliding together. The blast,
the brown, the.

Speaker 21 (54:16):
Mustard, the slimy, slithery worms. We're making his shape on
the ground. He looked down six seven.

Speaker 22 (54:25):
Yes, it was the curse of the six seven, six
seven men that for sixty seven.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Years Alfie would have no teeth.

Speaker 21 (54:34):
Instead, he would have worms like spaghetti and lingleen wiggling
out of his gums.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
And from that night on, Alphie decided to brush his tongue.
He like that.

Speaker 7 (54:48):
You like that?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
Actually, we just received a call from Goldgate. You want
to use it on the next ad.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
My husband's messaged me, going, can you write and do
another story about how he needs to wear Deodred?

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Because BeO was a real thing in my house too.

Speaker 7 (55:02):
I need a new story for Bofrica.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Yeah, all right, there's a downloadable version of that story
with a generic space for the name to insert your
child's name. Right now on iHeart to search Haley and
Max in the morning.

Speaker 7 (55:16):
That was brilliant, well done.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
All right, catch a kiss fifty grand all day while
you were today. We're out of here, rodya Bye.