October 20, 2025 • 48 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more Mix one or two point
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is Hailey and Max in the Morning, Adelaide's number
one fun.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Well.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Well, well, good morning friends, Hailey Peers and Maxpert.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, well, well look at you this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You hear nothing better than starting your Tuesday with a
cold tea bag because the hot water tap in your
office doesn't work and we don't have a kettle because
we rely on the hot water tap. I know it's
the first world problem, but it is just if it's
very broken.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
It's spectically broken, but there's a way around it, and
it just requires a little bit of patience.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's call that you spend heats of time in the
kitchen network doing hot in cold water cool bro can.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I say speaking patience is where you see that I
have no patience. So on the way to work today,
I was like a caveman. I was trying to open
a banana. And you know when you get a banana
and it opens perfectly, like the big snap, and you
go perfect and you peel.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
It, which end you open it from the end with.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
The long head.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, well I've always done that and it wouldn't open,
and so I might try to peel it with my nails,
and then I got my teeth and bit into the
end of the banana and ripped.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Do you fight into the orange rhyme?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But my friend, you know, Alice on the trademill, My
friend Alice on the traademill, she's this thing right now.
Her husband Dane, is this crazy South African guy and
he eats the entire orange and orange peel and on
the weekend ate the whole prawn, including all of this
brunch in full grounds for divorce. I've got a video
of him doing it. It is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dane has bodies in a chest freezer in the garage,
and I'm absolutely certain of it. Nobody can eat a
prawn and like full eyes every you hear the crunch discost,
it's just score Stan.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Our foods few and far between over there, you know
what I mean. They've got to fight for what they
can get.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, I do say that it's funny to make fun
of South Africans that they as like, you know, like
the animals that they because we know nothing about where
they live.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
He's probably you.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Know, I'm so often, he's probably a poacher. He's probably
that way.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, No, he's got white rhino heads on his wallet home.
I reckon, damn, you do not have that, you crazy man.
But he does eat the full peal, rides to.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Work and in the morning ten past six, Here for
food Land flash go the movies with three friends. Go
and check out Regretting You from the best selling author
(03:01):
of It Ins with Us and the director of The
Fault in Our Stars Regretting You.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's in Cinema's October twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Three, Okay, And to get those tickets, we want you
to pick your favorite song. It is our flight for
your flashback. I'm going to tell you mine in max
for two years, So right.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Now, pick up your phone. Thirteen one oh two three.
You're picking between these two.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm going to go back to nineteen ninety nine, the
year that I finished high school, because all the U
twelves are finishing high school right now. So this is
one of the songs that was a banger in ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Did you even from I remember hearing this day yea
when I was seven Sun two, don't ya share?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Share believe nice.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What have you got? I'm playing in a similar range
because yesterday I worked out that if you pick something
from the nineties, you have a better chance of picking
something than when I picked something from the two thousand
sum in nineteen ninety seven. This song when it came
out was one of the ones that I'd never heard of.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That band, I'd never heard of the song share.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, four movie tickets to take three friends to Regretting
You the movie in cinemas on the twenty third, thirteen
one oh two three.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I got a flashback?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
All right, Hayley, Max, both choose an old school song
and you decide which one players Adelaide, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Do you believe in life?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I have to love the actual audio.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Ninety ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's my song.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
This is yours.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I've got a bittersweet symphony and I'm not going to
sing it for you in a cam at the frog voice.
All right, So you vote Adelaide thirty one two three.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Which one of those songs do you want to hear?
Mark in Little Hampton? Start us off the vote? Yeah,
by what does it bring you back to?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I was in the UK in ninety seven when the
song first came out.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah, it would have been massive over there, Mark, great.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Song, it was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, definitely, it's huge.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Let's take you back to the UK right now, there's
one vote for Bittersweet Symphony.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Laura, tell me you're going for share.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
We're definitely going for share.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Believe.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Are you were you in year twelve in ninety nine?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
No, I'm only twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Myself, but gosh, that song that Cousans weren't working for me.
And as much as their songs that I want to hear,
I also want to beat Hayley.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
So I'm going to pick nineties.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
How about you just stop filing me and let's just
playing a song. It's a great thing.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Thank you, Adelaide, Thank you Leanne. It's nice to get
another dub.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
All right, Mark in little hands in you're off to
the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Ry, thanks for the care, no worry, Thank you sir
and Joy.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
All right, let's have a moment for teenagers.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
If you are a.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Mum or a dad of teenagers, then I feel you.
I know what it's like to get texts from your
teenager because they can be quite.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Short of words.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's either like just a bruh or Hi, Mum, girl's money,
Mum got money, I m's priggy, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I would imagine it's mostly from the male teenagers.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Are the girls girls?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Ia?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Lie that now, girls, I'm sure would be a lot
more emotional. So I'm just going to read out some
text messages between me and my beautiful son, who I love.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So much, my firstborn. Can I play the part of
your thirteen year old?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes you can. Okay, this is a couple of weeks ago,
so just keep in mind I'm away. I'm away from
him for like ten days, so I write to him, Hi, Bobby,
how are you?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
I miss you.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I hope you're having a good holiday. I wish I
could give you the biggest hug right now. It's so
nice being with Ganny and Parr and seeing amazing parts
of the world will come here one day.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I love you so much.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Kiss kiss, kiss, love heart react. That's all I got,
just a love heart react.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And then I think it was like, what's five hours later?
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Yeah, I said.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Morning Bobby, afternoon mum.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
That's all I got. Keeping in mind, I just said how.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Much I love him, afternoon, Mom, how are you? What
are you doing today.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm then not going to reply for the next three days,
and I'm going to message you out of the blue
and I'm gonna say, hey, Mom, can you please add
some money to card by any chance.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
To which I was now asleep.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeap.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So that didn't happen for four hours and sixteen minutes.
And then the next message is from me, the thirteen
year old. You missed a call, but the call didn't
leave a message. You missed a call, but the call
didn't leave a message. I haven't had any lunch. Would
you mind giving me some money? You missed a call,
but the call didn't leave a message. You missed a call?
(07:43):
What the call didn't leave a message? You missed a call,
but the caller didn't leave a message.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Now before we go on, So I wake up to
nine miss calls, and my mom and dad then came
running to my room and like, Haley, Austin's called you.
He called to.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Say, is mom awake?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I really need to talk to her, and they were like,
he really misses you.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
It's so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He's thirteen and he misses his mom. And I was like,
something smells fishy. So I called Austin and I said
to you him, mate, what's wrong?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Are you dying? I've had nine miscalls from you? What's happened?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And he goes, oh, I just wanted a bubble tea.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Have I got my life?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Write me a long text message. It will be so nice.
Not just is there money and mus bregy I want money.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Man needs a bubble tea family meeting.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Let's talk about Chris Jenna's face.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Please.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
She I love it. I actually love that she owns it.
And she says this is her version of aging gracefully sure,
each to their own. So she's gone from she's sixty nine.
She's gone from having you know, minimal I mean surgery,
but not like crazy stuff like she doesn't look She's
had a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
She'd had a lot of work done, but she never
had the full all right, let me pin.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, she's not like catwoman, you know, like catwoman Jocelyn
with a massive lips. She's not like that. She's actually
has She's always been beautiful anyway, She's had this massive
face lift that literally has removed ninety percent of her skin.
Her face looks so youthful.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She is sixty nine years old, and you could easily
say thirty five, I'd.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Say thirty five. Yeah she looks or even younger. A
million bucks, yeah she does. It's one of the great facelifts.
It is excellent, and so it should be. I think
it was like one hundred thousand dollars, probably more. But
her doctor is doctor Stephen Levine, and she was really
open about that because she wanted other people to know that.
Don't you know, this is where I went. Don't go
to other people. If you're going to go someone, go
to my guy, because she probably got for free. It's
(09:33):
contra and anyway, so so many people have been going
to Stephen Levine that he now has worked out a password.
They've got a password, have a listened.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
So it's fine. I know the password. It's it's Kendall
sixty nine's going to.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Be the There would be people guessing that I I
love this idea, and I thought I would share the password.
If you would like to go to the same guy
that I went to who did a shonky nose job
on me.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
You had a nose jobs, so I didn't know you
had a nose job.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Okay, let me just I don't really talk about it.
But when I was seventeen it's not a nose job.
When I seventeen, I had really bad sinuses, so I
had the quarterized stuff. I went, I went to go
under and have like I had to have soy milk
and all this kind of stuff because I had really
bad sinuses. Right, So anyway, along with that, my whole life,
I had a lump, like a lump on my nose.
(10:26):
If you look at my kids, they've got a little
one too, Like it's not obvious at all on them.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Slightly hooked, not hooked, just a little like on the bridge, the.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Bridge of the nose a lump.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
And I hated it, and I used to get teased
and like the boys would like to call me camel
because I had a little lump on my nose.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
She storing all her franklin water.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And I look back and I look back at photos
and go, I wish I just cared it because it
was so fine. There was nothing wrong with her. But
when you're little and you're teased. Anyway, when I was
having the my nose quarterized for like non non asthetic reasons,
my mom is like, look, you don't have to do this.
I don't want you to do this because I love
(11:06):
your nose exactly as it is, but I know your
whole life. You said you can't wait to get rid
of that, and if you do it now, you don't
have to pay for it because it's under the it's
it's I had to have it done at Yeah. Yeah,
so I did it. But then the guy I don't
even know his name change the shape of my nose
and now it looks like a doodle and I hate
my nose.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Your nose looks like I have never looked at.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Your nose and thought, so the side profile okay because
it doesn't have the lump, but like he's changed the
whole bottom part. They changed the bottom part of my nose.
If i'll show you photos of when I before, and
it was a really nice, perfect little nose at the bottom,
and then he made it really shonky. So if you
want the password, it's Pineapple's seven.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Get my.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Do ask for the doodle job.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'll have a Haley Piers and things.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can't stop.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
We shouldn't have to go back and ask for my
money back, but I can't remember who he was.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Might have been too long to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, seventeen, hot tea coming up next.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What have you got in the hot.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Tea Golden Bachelor. We've got a theory. It started last night.
We had him on our show yesterday, and I have a.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Very strong theory about who he ends up with.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well, he's in love, but not with the contestant.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yep, Okay, the room was true.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
He's hot tea.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I mean, they're not celebrities, but it's it is definitely newsworthy.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
This I don't know that Kevin Runners very liked personal.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Well, Kevin runs just like this little innocent man.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
He's a dweve. He looks but he looks like tinted.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, he does look like tinting.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
He once said that Trump was the most destructive president
in US history.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
So no wonder Trump doesn't like him. I probably never will.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, one of those times, maybe you regret what you
said in the past.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Corid Britney spears in the news again.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I've she got a theory on Brittany that I'm going.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
To reveal later in the week.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I just need a bit more time to do some
more research to make sure I have one hundred percent
certain on this.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
As got a magnifying glass.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yea in this studio, but Brittany has claimed that she
has brain damage. She says, I do feel like my
wings were taken away and brain damage happened to me
a long time ago, one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
She said.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
There's no clarifications which troubling time like, we don't know
which troubling time caused. This was at the time when
she shaved her head, or was it time when she
ended up in the institution like in I think twenty nineteen.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Was it her entire life?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
We don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Everything appears to have been troubling.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
But this is all coming about because kay Fed has
done a big tell all book on Brittany, trying to
get some money off her.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
And I feel sad for Brittany. The whole thing makes
me sad seeing her like that.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
She was such a starbuck in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't know that she's had the best seniority in
her life. I know people directly does her mom and
dad stealing her money?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah? What have happened to Jamie the sister That ties
into my theory. I'll tell you later in the week. Anyway,
let's go to the Golden Bachelor that's started last night
on ten or nine. Yeah, Well, yeah, well good. Another
theory for this. So the silver Fox, he's Zack in
his sixties.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
His name's Bear. He's trying to find the love of
his life. There's a lot of women that want him lovely,
but we had him.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
We had a little chat to him yesterday and we said,
are you in love right now?
Speaker 6 (14:28):
And this is what he said, You're going to have
to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I say, is that I've made the right decisions.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, here's our theory. Gather around.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
We're all in this together, guys.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
We think, yeah, Bear is actually with Sam Armitage, the host.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
So yes, so many different reasons.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
First of all, at the logis, this is before it
was even revealed.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
We didn't really know anything about the Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I had no idea about it. But we saw walking
down the red carpet. Yeah, Sammy Armitage and this strapping
man mean arm.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
We all thought, is that her? Because I knew she'd
broken up with that farmer person?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Is that she's the new guy?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
They are very cozy.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Very cozy, And I was going to ask him yesterday
about that because I was like, they actually are perfect.
She's very natural and beautiful, and like, why wouldn't you fall.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
In love with sam Amiti.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
She's a bit younger than him.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yes, and that's what that was my point. Another question
I asked him was when you're sixty, Normally sixty year
old men not stereotyping, but they will go for a
little bit younger.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Sam armitage in that bracket. She's beautiful, she's.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Their successful, smart, you're single.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Very smart.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Anyway, watch his space so when you're watching it, now
see if there's any sexual chemistry between them.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The very last episode revealing that you and the host
are together would be incredible.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Viewing ratings would be amazing.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I think Daily Mail would blast off.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
We want to talk about affairs in pregnant like pregnancy
is from an affair because Joanna Lumley, who we love
Patsy from I Have fab but everyone loves her guests
list just.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
As your best darling. Anyway, she's a massive celebrity. Everyone
loved it. She's not laid.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Last year she.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Could have said that she's Oh sorry, I can't help,
but you know my brain, I can't he.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Love her, see, I just love her voice.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Yeah, you just don't love my voice.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
She's got a beautiful voice.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
So is your friend fears So anyway, Patsy has come
out saying that she was told that the doctors by
the doctors that she would never be able to have babies,
and she used to be a model. She ended up
hooking up with this photographer who was married. She was
twenty one at the time, and she fell pregnant with
his baby. So he was married, she was single. They
(16:51):
now have a child together. They're still friends.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
But it makes you go, oh god.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
The guy that was cheating would have been like, oh
my god, this is the worst thing in the world.
We can't have a baby. I've just cheated on my
wife and now you're pregnant. I have to tell my
wife this too.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Johanna's credit, she was like, hey, leave me out of it.
I'm happy to just have the kid. I'm happy to
raise the hair, and you can be in touch with
him if you want to. It's all good. You saw
out your own.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Affair stuff on your own Oh yucky.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So she raised it and said that, yeah, he's the
kid and the dad spoke to each other.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Still good. They're all in whatever they wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I always find it quite fascinating because it would be
such an awful obviously, bringing a child into the world
as a miracle and amazing, but it would be such
an awful way for that to happen. I worked with
this girl who was married and she had well we
all suspected that she was having an affair with this guy.
It was never confirmed until years later she fell pregnant.
(17:48):
So their first child together as a couple was his
daughter that ended up looking exactly like the guy that
we all thought she was having an affair with, kind
of like the Harry thing, the Harry and Prince Charles thing.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
It looks nothing like his actual dad. And then it
came out going.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh my god, that is so we were right.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
She was cheating.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, and now it's all out and they're actually all
fine and the two dads are actually okay together.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
How could you tell by looking at it?
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Because she looked exactly like the dad, like everything like.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You couldn't hide it even if you wanted to pretend,
because at the beginning she was pretending that it was.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Her husband's child.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Does the husband look at the kid and go, ah,
that actually does it take him a while to go
that doesn't look like me?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
And hang on a second, that looks like.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
That would have been such an awful feeling worrying, going,
oh my god, that's not my child. Oh, anyway, we'd
love to hear from you.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Thirty one O two three.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
We're talking about pregnancies from an affair.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Were you're born from an affair, as this happened to you, Have.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
You got a story?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'd love to hear it.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I'm so excited to hear these two point three the
Maxi in the morning quarter past seven storms today, showers, rain, win,
a lot of wind. Apparently big storms tie down those trampolines.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, we're talking about if you've fallen pregnant from an affair,
and we'd love to hear your stories.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
This is after Patsy joined a lumly. She's Patsy to me.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
She admitted she ended up having an affair with one
of her photographers. He was married, and she felt pregnant
at twenty one and they had a child together, and
it's just like all those iggy feelings knowing you shouldn't
have been doing that, and then there's a baby and
there's you know, full on.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
She just raised the kid.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Said it's all good, that's right, I'll deal with it.
You deal with your marriage over there, old boy. Alicia
in Hewitt has called in Alicia, have you were you
the product of an affair? No?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I wasn't a product of an affair. When I was fourteen,
I found out that my dad wasn't my real dad.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Oh how did that?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Well, mum, back in the day, you know a bit
of a I don't even know what I can say
on air, But when I was fourteen, Yeah, when I
was fourteen, she said to me, you know, I just
I need to sit you down. I want to let
you know that the man you've grown up with isn't
your biological father.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
And she said that my biological father didn't know I existed,
but he wanted nothing to.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do with me.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
And was she with your biological dad while she was
with the dad that you thought was your dad?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Okay, so there wasn't an affair.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
There was a little period there. How did you feel
when you found out that your dad wasn't your dad?
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Do you know what?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I didn't care because the man that raised me was
the man that loved me, the man that showed me.
You know that. You know, anyone can be a father,
it takes a real man to be a dad.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Would do you have any interest in meeting the real dad.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
See in twenty twenty two he contacted my mom and said,
I think I'm finally ready to meet her and I
was thirty years older.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Were one of them? Did you have one?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah? Thirty one O two three.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
And for telling such a salacious, juicy story, we might
give you some mermaid here with one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Everything better. We're talking about when you've fallen pregnancy through
an affair after Joanna Lumley, who we love of Patsy
from Abab revealed that she was told she could never
have probably wouldn't be able to have kids. At twenty one,
she started having an affair with a married photographer, ended
up falling pregnant and raising the child and said, look,
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it's totally fine.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
You work on your marriage, I'll work on being a mum.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
They still see each other over now and then y're good.
They're allowed to add it all worked.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Out, and we love to know.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Has something that this has happened to you?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Were you born from an affair or did you have
one and have a kid elsewhere?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Mada in Paraka? What's your story?
Speaker 11 (21:38):
Hello, good morning guys, And so it's about my sister
in law someone that we had no idea that was
my husband's sister. So he found out when they were teenagers.
So my husband has another sister and a brother and
the stepsister which wasn't a product of an affair.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I maybe I've got like you know, people get named
blindness and face blindness. I have sister in law and
father in law and brother's sister's mother blames.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
So I actually have no idea what.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Her partner's sister is the product of an affair. And
he found out when he was a teenager. Yep, so
he didn't gut a sister this whole time.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Now about her?
Speaker 11 (22:27):
Were they she came looking for them when they were
like older, So she came and said, hey, I'm your sister.
And she was living in different countries, so she moved
to Germany. God, my husband's mom didn't want to didn't
want to know about it, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Right out of mine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are these people who are products of affairs still in
contact with the natural the biological parents?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Yes? Yes, so everybody's still friends.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I get while your partner's mom wouldn't want to be
part of this because.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
I would feel the same. I'm still are you Okay, No,
I can't wrap my head. I'm over it where normally
my brain is.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
And you're not.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Weird to have the shoe on the other floord. I'll
try the next one though. Yeas in Torrenesville, Yaz. Can
you give us your story about people born from an affair?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Hi, it's me.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
I'm born from an affair. I am an affair baby. Wow,
so my mom had an affair with this man and
then had me. Whoo yeah but she I didn't know
about this until I was eighteen.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Oh, so what did you know? What did you grow
up thinking?
Speaker 10 (23:41):
I had a slight feeling I didn't, you know, I
just didn't really get along well with my mom's partner
and we didn't really click, and he didn't give me
dad vibes?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Were you raised him?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I've done a lot of growing now that the truth
is like out.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, that's a lot, but it's honestly kind of a vibe.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah good, you know what it is kind of a worry.
That's you and that's made you who you are. Switched
on a pretty level way.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Yeah, you sound like an awesome girl. Thanks for calling. Wow,
I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
We've got so many people calling us right now with
stories to share.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
This is insane.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, come, we'd love to hear another one, and then
we're gonna maybe argue with each other about whether or
not we think this is a good thing or a
bad thing.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Firsteen one of two story, Keep those calls.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Coming, secret, kids scandals, adelaide affairs. We are talking about
it because of Joanna Lumley, who of course best known
for being in ab fab had a kid with a
photographer and the photographer was married. She was single, but
he was married. They had an affair and she raised
the child and she's like, that's all good. I'll deal
with it myself. Turns out a lot of people around
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town have been involved in children born out of affairs.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Victoria in Farridam Park, what's your story?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah, so it's my dad and my little sisters. We
actually found out about my little sisters that came from
an affair because the fell down from my dad's son
visor in there in his car.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
So me and my mom were obviously sitting in his
car one day just as we did when it for
a drive, and obviously put the sun visor down, and
a photo of this little girl fell down we went home,
obviously questioned my dad about it, and he came clean,
and then my mom won a substantial amount of money
on a scratch hee. So my dad decided that was
the perfect time to move back home. And then three
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years later when I did it again with the same
person and had another little child.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Oh so there's you've got two half sisters.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
There're two yes, and your mom is still with this man.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
No, no, they separated.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Good for me once.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, wow, Okay, the little picture, so it's like, I'm
just trying to picture the exact moment. There's a passport
size photo of another child and you don't know who
it is, and it has fallen on his lap, and
what has he rushed?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
He's rushed to sort of put it.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Back or no, so he wasn't with us at the time.
We kind of went home, and then obviously mom and said,
you know who's the child in the photo? And he
de came clean and said, oh I have another child.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Oh my goodness. So how do you feel about your
dad now?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
I don't have a relationship with him.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Yeah, because he's a big dum idiot.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Oh yeah, that too.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
And also your poor sisters they didn't ask for this.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
No, but I mean I don't really see them either,
So yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I can't believe that he thought that storing it in
the visor of a shared family car was a smart
thing to do.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
I mean, having an affair also not a smart thing
to do.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Very surely you learned from that.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Baby forever to remind the wife or the You've become
a completely different person.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
But you do have the little hanger on.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, I mean, you can't hate a child for coming
to this world. They didn't ask for it anyway. Really
interesting topic and thank you so much for calling.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, we love those stories, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Coming up next, Hailey made me go and pressure wash
someone's house yesterday.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I did not make you do anything. You did a
nice gesture for one of our listeners.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, no, I didn't want to do it, Hailey said,
I'm too busy to do it myself, So Max can
go and do it. You're gonna get something bad. I'm
gonna give you some revenge after you listen to this.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
We're gonna hear that and also get an official air
task a review on how you went.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, I mean, once I started doing it, I was like,
I'm gonna do a good job of this.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, all right, here next with Halley Max on Mix sixteen.
Right now, cloudy, rainy, stormy, a lot of wind. Please
take care today when that storm hits.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Maybe the water can come down hard enough to pressure
wash your backyard.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Wouldn't it be nice if someone went to your house
yesterday and pressure wash just like I did? Because I
had to go to Naomi in Fulham Garden's house because
she called yesterday and said it's my birthday, and you said,
I love pressure washing. And see, it doesn't even make
sense when I'm retelling the story, but someone someone called
into our show and you said, Max will come and
(27:58):
pressure wash your tiles for your birthday because I Haley
Peers and love pressure washing.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yeah, and that made sense at the time.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
It's a nice thing to do for someone, Max.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I spent an hour at Naomi's house yesterday in the rain,
pressure washing her tiles with a industrial grade pressure washer
which took us fifteen minutes to turn on, which we
hired from kenn Art's.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
How satisfying is it?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
The first tile was satisfying? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Once I let grime come off once I was about
ten minutes in and I'd gone maybe ten percent of
the way. It was less satisfying, and Naomi was quite
a hard taskmaster.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
All right, Naomi, so Max is currently pressure washing your backyard.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
What are your thoughts of his technique?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I think he could go longer and stronger, put his
back into it a bit more.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Definitely not trying hard.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Mud say something over there?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, nothing at all.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Nothing. I didn't hear any critiques.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Did I continue?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
And as a value and well respected client, how do
you think his current customer service is going in his.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Treatment of you?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
It could be better?
Speaker 13 (28:59):
I mean he did just like spray the pressure wash.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Are you try to pressure wash me as a cleaner?
Speaker 7 (29:04):
He's a really good radio host. All right, we're officially
at the halfway mark in Ermie.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
What are your thoughts.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Techniques improved a lot.
Speaker 13 (29:10):
I expected less complaining.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Oh were you complaining in front of her the entire time?
Oh you're such a wingy little kid.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Because I went over there and she was lovely, and
she had this nice little patio that needed some cleaning.
But then the longer be quiet, I had to do
this because of you. The longer it went on the
more everyone was sitting around like they sat at a
plastic table and cracked a beer while I pressure wash.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, you're thirty three years old. It's just a bit
of manual labor.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
It's not my house.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
You're doing something nice for someone.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
The thing that you wanted to do, and you said,
but I can't make it, Max Will.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I want to hear winch I was is wearing off.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Just want everyone to be aware of that.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
I went to UNI and I had Coode agreed, and
this is what.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'm doing on a Monday afternoon.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I will get revenge. John Hayley here some I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Know why I'm here other than she's unavailable. I didn't
even do anything wrong to deserve this, so we'll get
bored after the first title.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Honestly could not be focused enough to do this.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I wouldn't be surprised if Haley had seen pressure washing
video work on his little air task of pressure washing business.
Naomi in Fulham is on the phone right.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Now, Naomi, Good morning, Haley, Max. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's a bit sort of honest heavy little girl.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Tell me what do you think?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Naomi?
Speaker 7 (30:34):
What was he actually like?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Well, it looks lovely in this morning. Now that it's
all dried off and the MUD's gone and the dog
slobs gone, Sadie doesn't really know what to do.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Out there anymore because it doesn't taste the same. Oh well,
so Haley can come over and do some dog slab
before you.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
So are we happy with the job? Naomi? Is that
what I'm hearing?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Look, it looks lovely, Max, it's just less complaining next time.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Thanks, You're more than welcome to go inside next time.
I pressure washed your house, Naomi.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Allright?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
How many stars Naomi for this air?
Speaker 7 (31:07):
All four and a half?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Nobody perfect?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Was he trying to flex while I was doing it?
To show his muscles to you?
Speaker 6 (31:14):
There was that.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
There is a lot of footage of him trying to
do that. I knew that would happen.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I was wearing a rain jacket, a long sleeve rain jacket,
because it was pissing down with rain while I was
doing your job. Hailey pissons his house I've never met before.
I want no one to hire me ever again.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
If you'd like Max to come and mow your lawn,
that's your job now, Hailey, you're doing the lawn gladly.
He's actually lying on the ground.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Like a child so bored of this.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Oh mate, thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Naomi, love you all right?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Having you max ten thousand dollars is coming up next
with the money Minute.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
He's actually on the ground, actually on the floor.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
This is what you do with your wife when you
have a fight.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Do you lie on the ground like a little child.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Just passed out from manual labor?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I think still ten questions.
Speaker 14 (32:06):
It's still sixty seconds.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
But this week's money minute is worth.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Thousand dollars, Natalie, and Semaphore Park is going to win
ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Natalie, you are an event coordinator.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
If you win ten thousand dollars, what sort of event
can we coordinate for you to quit work and leave?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah, run away forever.
Speaker 10 (32:27):
That's a great question. Probably a massive sausage dog festival.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Okay, sure, the sausage dog.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Burdo's got a sausage dog.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah, they are terrible dogs.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
Really, I've always wanted to watch Check.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Get a cavoodle instead. Natalie.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It is not our place to cast us persions on
what dog you want, but can I strongly recommend not
getting a sausage dog. The sausage dogs out there. They're
beautiful and I hope you're having a great morning. If
you're choosing from fresh, pick a different one.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Okay, Natalie in Semaphore Park, are you ready to win
ten thousand dollars and put an open bar on for
everybody tonight? Yes? Hopefully.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Okay, I'm gonna give you the rules.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You got sixty seconds tendals for every correct answer. We
have to accept the first answer you say, and if
you pass on a question, we'll come back to it
at the end.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Okay, Ready, all right.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Matt, let's get this. Your money minute starts now. What
time is it? Twelve hours after eight am? Oh Path
Mayhem is the latest album by which big pop star?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
What suburb would you find the big rocking horse in
a past a standard eight ball in pool? What color
is it? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Who plays the mask in the film of the same name?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
What actor?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh pa?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Name of country? Affected by the midnight sun phenomena? Where
they have the sun at midnight? It's very northern?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Any of them? A?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Who was the South Australian premier before Stephen Marshall?
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Pass?
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Let me get I'm going to find one.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Here you might know Dolly what type of public publication
was Dolly with the sealed section in it?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
And Dolly got.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
It was a mag maggot magazine, magazine. I'll give you
one more, Natalie. Our last question was going to be
where on your body would you find your pupil your head?
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Let's go through that.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
You're gonna kick yourself on his first one?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
What time is twelve hours after eight am?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
It's eight p.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Yeah, I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
It's fine.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Ma is the latest album by Lady Gaga?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, Big Rocking Horse is in the Beautiful Gumma Rackers. Yeah,
the mask you know that was Jim Carrey.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
I did have his name in my head, but I
know you just.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Kept saying past in said country affected by the Midnight Sign.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
It could have been Norway's Sweed and.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Finland, Russia, Iceland, any of them.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
That's all right now. The premiere before Stephen Marshall was
mister j.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
O'weatherill buzzer is coming in up whole A.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
VPN stands for Virtual Private Network.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
That's enough. Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
You gave us a laugh?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
And I'm going to give you an extra forty bucks for.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
That there because she had fun with us. She made
you brought us joy.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
So you're giving her seventy bucks?
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
What, I'm giving you seventy dollars because it's just so fun.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
She got three right, and we gave her lot care.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
She's awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I love you, Natalie, Natalie.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
This one is genuinely coming from Haley's back pocket.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Cheese contributing the extra.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah all right, look it wasn't the ten thousand dollars.
But Natalie, it sounds like you had fun. Did you
have the time?
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
We had fun. I love you.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
You are joy and you have put us in a
good move.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
I see any repairs required on your car?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
With autokam video reporting from Automaster's Service and Repairs Center's
Court Automasters on one three hundred Automasters.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
Thanks Natalie, Thank you, still laughing.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Mixed one O two point three Haley and Max in
the morning. Hey, the weather today is terrible.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
It is storm's happening. There's a lot of wind outside.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
And there's going to be issues on the roads and
all that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
So why don't we go right now to Tania in
Westlake Shore for a spontaneous traffic update.
Speaker 13 (36:44):
Me for Tana, Hi, just letting people know if they're
coming down Port Road.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Eats hats and the lights.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Have just gone out at the Woodville crossing.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Oh no, thank you. I hate to finish your traffic report.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Can you just give us a sponsor, any any sponsor,
any company your choice?
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Oh okay, Sonya Lee.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Photography, perfect photography, perfect.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Appreciate that look out on Port Road. All right.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
We're having a debate today because there's an article out
today about how parents are getting so stressed over the
ridiculous school lunch rules about they just don't stop right.
So you've got you can't take your soft plastics, got
to put it in a hard plastic. You can't have
anything that another kid might have an.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Action to fruits.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Yeah, and we have to do a debate.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
When you get given a debate topic, I just want
to put it out there that the things that I'm
about to say, a lot of them I don't believe in.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
I just have to fight.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
What do you mean the best side of the topic.
I firmly agree with what you're about to say.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, but no, because I I do love the environment. Okay,
I do hate pollution. But I'm about to say things
that will come across the others.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
It's not a great way to start your debate.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Just putting a preface around it, you know, Okay.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
All right, the topics school lunch boxes, the rules are
getting ridiculous. Hailey, you're debating on the affirmative, Max you
are debating on the negative. And Hailey Pierson, you start
now with thirty seconds on the cloth.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Mum have enough to deal with now that you hit
us with the stupid Bento boxes and the banning of
all soft plastic. Just so you know, when we're packing
those lunches, we're tearing open those barbecue shapes and roll
ups and purposely putting those wrappers in the general rubbish.
We're not even putting it in the recycling. I will
show you environment. Bring back the days where you'd see
like balls of glad rap blowing across the oval and
(38:30):
snack wrappers half buried in the sawdust pile from someone
who just spewed near the gym. How do you even
have detention when you don't have rubbish to pick up?
Bring back the rubbish. Now, let's talk about the nut band.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
I get it. Allergies, they're serious. Have you ever heard
of an EPI pen?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Guys, schools are going ridiculous, and I have a testimonial
from a kid as.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
A ten year old.
Speaker 12 (38:51):
This is a testimonial.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
Let me eat nuts and kiwis in peace. I swear
if you're alergic to any of that, your home school
won't care.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, Mike drop, thank you very much. Thirty seconds is
too short, Guys, I had heaps more to say.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
You went for a fo and you had someone.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
So much more, had pages of other points.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
For a full minute. Also, you suggested that we should
be recycling plastic at one point. Anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, I said, you put your plastics in the general rubbish.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, you know, we're moving on for prefacing things. I
mostly disagree with this, but I don't because I want
to win.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
School lunchboxes are getting ridiculous. Negative max birth for thirty seconds,
time starts.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Now follow the rules, you selfish pig.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
This is bigger than you, Hailey Piers, and this is
about saving lives.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Do you want people to die because of your laziness?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
How can you honestly think that sending your lad to
school with a few cheeky peanuts, even if there's a
one percent chance that he's going to run into an
anathylectic kid.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
He's going to be a murderer, and.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Then you're gonna be a prison mum and you're gonna
have a murderer's son and you're gonna have to visit
him in prison. Just swap out the nuts or some
dried fruit or some crunchy cereal or something about the plastics.
What you said is that you hate dolphins and you
want your music bar rapper to end up blocking their
blowhole and suffocating them because you couldn't spend an extra
four seconds unwrapping the product at home. I had more,
but I will just cut to save the planet, You
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inconsiderate heathen.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
I don't think dolphins have blowholes?
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Do though?
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Isn't that whales?
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Are you kidding me right now? Is that a joke?
Have you just tried to do a gotcha moment on me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Like maybe the dolphins most distinguishable feature.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
Yeah, maybe they don't have a blowhole.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
I just laughed like a dolphins.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
We're not We're not debating whether or not dolphins have
a blowhole.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yes they do.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
They're debating school lunchbox rules. Getting ridiculous, And you know what, Adelaide,
now's your turn. Thirteen one oh two three cool now?
Speaker 7 (40:49):
Are you sick of it so annoying? Just let us be?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Should little Timmy be homeschool or wrapped in.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
A bubble, poor little Timmy?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Your son wants to kill little Timmy?
Speaker 7 (41:01):
No he doesn't. One two three, come on, chime in
our debate?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
All right, cool now, Haley Max mix one of two
point three?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
What this is?
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Haley MAXI laughter debate.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Three?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Topic on the table today.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
School lunchbox rules are getting ridiculous. Affirmative Hailey Pierce and
negative Max Berfoot.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Judge mcjudge jugs. They're one judges other people's lunches, and it's.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
It's really soul destroying when you're trying to pack a
lunch and do it healthy and do all the right things,
and then you get a passive aggressive message from the
principle going, sorry, but that's a red flute food.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
You can't pack that.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
You can't pack those nuts, you can't pack this. You
have to do hard plastics, not self plastics.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
The basis of my argument was one save the environment,
stop using self plastics, and to stop trying to kill
other kids who are allergic to nuts and Kiwi fruits.
Cool just give them apples, Yeah, give them dry cereal whatever.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
All right, Harry, you're twelve years old. What are your
thoughts on this? Are lunch rules getting ridiculous?
Speaker 12 (42:06):
I think they're getting pretty it's ridiculous. It's really it's
like putting more pressure on parents.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Harry.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Do you notice that your parents are a little bit
more stressed with your lunch box with all the extra rules?
Speaker 12 (42:18):
Absolutely? Definitely.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Really what sort of rules do you have to worry about?
Speaker 12 (42:26):
Well, it's basically the amount of plastic in our lunchboxes
and how like sweet tree and yeah, basically it.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, it's the plastic stuff. That's that's a I get it.
You want to save the environment, that's so. Of course
we don't want pollution, we don't want rubbish, but that
rubbish has to go somewhere anyway, and why can't we
do this?
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Is easier to send them with a music bar in
a dolphins blowhole.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
I know what you're arguing.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
You're arguing you want to kill all the blue whales
in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's what you said, to make it in Parafield gardens,
to make a What do you think school lunchbox rules
ridiculous or fair?
Speaker 14 (43:07):
I think they're fair. I'm tea max one hundred percent.
We parents all sign the same forms when we enroll
our children. We are informed of the rules. The rules
didn't change, like not new to if your kid takes
an apple five days a week because they can't have,
like you said, a kiwi fruit or a kish because
there's an egg allergy, so they take an apple five
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days a week.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Do you find it? How do you find it? When
other moms post on Instagram they're perfect bento boxes.
Speaker 14 (43:35):
Ah, If two of my kids love a bento box,
two of my kids could not care less what their
lunch looks like.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
You're a mom.
Speaker 14 (43:44):
I'm not like a fancy shape mom, but my kids
like the individual like compartments.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
You don't do flowered carrots.
Speaker 14 (43:53):
No, absolutely not cats. I've got too many kids to
make it fancy.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
It's lunchbox culture.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's ridiculous because you do see the other kids there
sometimes you're like, oh my god, mind doesn't look that good.
And then also they don't eat. They like to eat
what everyone else is eating. So if there's is different
to someone else's.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I don't eat.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, it's so frustrating. Amy in Monopara, West, what are
your thoughts. Whose side do you want?
Speaker 13 (44:17):
Look, so, a few years ago it did get to
the point of being too stressful, the serious amount of
condescending little notes that I would get sent home from
the kids teachers because I said to them, look, I
respect the nuts free, I respect that.
Speaker 8 (44:32):
If there's a specific.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
Allergy in the classroom. But outside of that, I am
not changing what I put in my kid's lunchbox. They
didn't like it, but in the end it was it
was driving me insane. I couldn't do it anymore. And
so since then I've never received another call or another
note in my kids lunchboxes. However, I do still get
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the questionable behavior calls and the fake illness calls.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, you can't do anything wrong. I actually think she's
got a great point. What just the school and now
you want do what you want. Don't do nuts because
it's going to kill another kid maybe, but just pack
what you think as a mum or a dad is
good for your kids.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So your advice, what you've taken out of the debate
is if your school says band plastics, but you think
it's easier for you pack.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
Plastics, you know what you do. You there's no point
having debates to Pitch doesn't learned anything.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
The official ruling handed down.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Haley person, I.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Don't know if you are like us in the studio
where things have just been a bit off lately, whether
it has been some sleep I know you've been having
issues with that.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, me and my friends and burgo or not sleeping
wide awake at two am.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
There's been some tech issues, big tech issues.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Overnight.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
There was a huge outage Amazon's web services, which essentially
like host a lot of big, big programs that people use.
So Snapchat went down, Life three sixty went down, all
the ring doorbells went down last night. Zero like everyone
would have been affected by the at some point. Fortunately
in Australia most of us were asleep. Now, we would
(46:13):
like to come up with some scientific reasons as to
why all of these bad things have been happening at once,
but we're not going to because we have an expert
with it.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
Yeah, let's produced.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
A loose.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
He is the god of the moons.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
He is, and he has walked in this morning after
we've said this story, and he's like, nah, it's got
nothing to do with Amazon's web services. Let me tell
you what it has all to do with yes, help
us out please, It all makes sense. So guys, Mercury
retrograde do you guys know it? Everyone always talks about it.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I don't know what it is, though, I have heard
about the Mercury being in retrograde without.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Knowing what it means.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
So it's when the planet Mercury goes backwards in the
sky and it goes backwards, which means that we get
you know, all of this funny, funky stuff happening. It
fects the world and at the moment, we're in the
pre shadow period.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Oh this makes sense?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Does it cause everyone to have anxiety and feel really
like oomy?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So?
Speaker 9 (47:10):
Actually, like Mercury is the planet that rules communication, right,
so because said it tells shut up, Mercury is talking.
When people say like tech's going down in Mercury retrograde,
it's mainly because tech has stuff to do with communication.
So that could be why we had a pretty Friday
night on the tech landscape. Also, this pre shadow period,
some astrologers are saying that it's going to be worse
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than Mercury retrograde itself. So these next two weeks before
it actually goes retrograde could be the worst week experienced.
Speaker 7 (47:39):
How could Amazon not have seen that coming?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, it's this true.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's a bunch of crack.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
A weird feeling driving around town, just going I feel really,
it felt like it.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
Was Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It was warm, it was when it felt yuck. I
felt so anxious yesterday.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
Do you feel that.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
You're describing the weather.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, I'm totally affected by the weather one hundred percent.
My mood changes because of the weather.
Speaker 7 (48:01):
Everyone's yesterday, my mood was exactly the same. It's always
straight one eighty. You are you earned more for us?
Speaker 6 (48:12):
Luke?
Speaker 9 (48:13):
Well, Pluto also was an aquarius as of last week,
which the first time ever in our lifetimes. The last
time it was an aquarius was during the French Revolution?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Luke? So you know what?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
We did have the French crown jewel stolen yesterday at
the lou Sadly, it's all lining up overthrowing.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
What's going to happen next?
Speaker 9 (48:32):
Everything's going to be overthrown and technology is going to advance.
That's my hot tip.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Get ready, who knows we're gonna be robots? That's the
hottest tip ever. Technology is going to advance.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Could you play his open again.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Please, yeah, sure, this is l Luke all right.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Sounds like he's about to tell me, about to tell
me some very sealed section things.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Luke, how do you want to wrap this up? Sorry,
we are out of time.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
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Speaker 4 (00:23):
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Speaker 5 (00:33):
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Speaker 4 (00:34):
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Speaker 3 (00:38):
Well, well, well look at you this morning.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You hear nothing better than starting your Tuesday with a
cold tea bag because the hot water tap in your
office doesn't work and we don't have a kettle because
we rely on the hot water tap. I know it's
the first world problem, but it is just if it's
very broken.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
It's spectically broken, but there's a way around it, and
it just requires a little bit of patience.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
That's call that you spend heats of time in the
kitchen network doing hot in cold water cool bro can.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I say speaking patience is where you see that I
have no patience. So on the way to work today,
I was like a caveman. I was trying to open
a banana. And you know when you get a banana
and it opens perfectly, like the big snap, and you
go perfect and you peel.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
It, which end you open it from the end with.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
The long head.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Okay, well I've always done that and it wouldn't open,
and so I might try to peel it with my nails,
and then I got my teeth and bit into the
end of the banana and ripped.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Do you fight into the orange rhyme?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
But my friend, you know, Alice on the trademill, My
friend Alice on the traademill, she's this thing right now.
Her husband Dane, is this crazy South African guy and
he eats the entire orange and orange peel and on
the weekend ate the whole prawn, including all of this
brunch in full grounds for divorce. I've got a video
of him doing it. It is disgusting.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dane has bodies in a chest freezer in the garage,
and I'm absolutely certain of it. Nobody can eat a
prawn and like full eyes every you hear the crunch discost,
it's just score Stan.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Our foods few and far between over there, you know
what I mean. They've got to fight for what they
can get.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, I do say that it's funny to make fun
of South Africans that they as like, you know, like
the animals that they because we know nothing about where
they live.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
He's probably you.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Know, I'm so often, he's probably a poacher. He's probably
that way.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
No, No, he's got white rhino heads on his wallet home.
I reckon, damn, you do not have that, you crazy man.
But he does eat the full peal, rides to.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Work and in the morning ten past six, Here for
food Land flash go the movies with three friends. Go
and check out Regretting You from the best selling author
(03:01):
of It Ins with Us and the director of The
Fault in Our Stars Regretting You.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It's in Cinema's October twenty.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Three, Okay, And to get those tickets, we want you
to pick your favorite song. It is our flight for
your flashback. I'm going to tell you mine in max
for two years, So right.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Now, pick up your phone. Thirteen one oh two three.
You're picking between these two.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I'm going to go back to nineteen ninety nine, the
year that I finished high school, because all the U
twelves are finishing high school right now. So this is
one of the songs that was a banger in ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Did you even from I remember hearing this day yea
when I was seven Sun two, don't ya share?
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Share believe nice.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
What have you got? I'm playing in a similar range
because yesterday I worked out that if you pick something
from the nineties, you have a better chance of picking
something than when I picked something from the two thousand
sum in nineteen ninety seven. This song when it came
out was one of the ones that I'd never heard of.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
That band, I'd never heard of the song share.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yeah, four movie tickets to take three friends to Regretting
You the movie in cinemas on the twenty third, thirteen
one oh two three.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I got a flashback?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
All right, Hayley, Max, both choose an old school song
and you decide which one players Adelaide, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:24):
Do you believe in life?
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I have to love the actual audio.
Speaker 7 (04:30):
I love that.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Ninety ninety nine.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That's my song.
Speaker 6 (04:34):
This is yours.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I've got a bittersweet symphony and I'm not going to
sing it for you in a cam at the frog voice.
All right, So you vote Adelaide thirty one two three.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Which one of those songs do you want to hear?
Mark in Little Hampton? Start us off the vote? Yeah,
by what does it bring you back to?
Speaker 7 (04:52):
Mark?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I was in the UK in ninety seven when the
song first came out.
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Yeah, it would have been massive over there, Mark, great.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Song, it was brilliant.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, definitely, it's huge.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Let's take you back to the UK right now, there's
one vote for Bittersweet Symphony.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Laura, tell me you're going for share.
Speaker 8 (05:08):
We're definitely going for share.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Believe.
Speaker 7 (05:13):
Are you were you in year twelve in ninety nine?
Speaker 9 (05:15):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 10 (05:17):
No, I'm only twenty eight.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Myself, but gosh, that song that Cousans weren't working for me.
And as much as their songs that I want to hear,
I also want to beat Hayley.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
So I'm going to pick nineties.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
How about you just stop filing me and let's just
playing a song. It's a great thing.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Thank you, Adelaide, Thank you Leanne. It's nice to get
another dub.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
All right, Mark in little hands in you're off to
the movies.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Ry, thanks for the care, no worry, Thank you sir
and Joy.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
All right, let's have a moment for teenagers.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Guys.
Speaker 7 (05:52):
If you are a.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Mum or a dad of teenagers, then I feel you.
I know what it's like to get texts from your
teenager because they can be quite.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Short of words.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
It's either like just a bruh or Hi, Mum, girl's money,
Mum got money, I m's priggy, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I would imagine it's mostly from the male teenagers.
Speaker 6 (06:16):
Are the girls girls?
Speaker 7 (06:17):
Ia?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Lie that now, girls, I'm sure would be a lot
more emotional. So I'm just going to read out some
text messages between me and my beautiful son, who I love.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
So much, my firstborn. Can I play the part of
your thirteen year old?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yes you can. Okay, this is a couple of weeks ago,
so just keep in mind I'm away. I'm away from
him for like ten days, so I write to him, Hi, Bobby,
how are you?
Speaker 7 (06:38):
I miss you.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
I hope you're having a good holiday. I wish I
could give you the biggest hug right now. It's so
nice being with Ganny and Parr and seeing amazing parts
of the world will come here one day.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
I love you so much.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Kiss kiss, kiss, love heart react. That's all I got,
just a love heart react.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
And then I think it was like, what's five hours later?
Speaker 7 (06:59):
Yeah, I said.
Speaker 6 (07:00):
Morning Bobby, afternoon mum.
Speaker 7 (07:03):
That's all I got. Keeping in mind, I just said how.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Much I love him, afternoon, Mom, how are you? What
are you doing today.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I'm then not going to reply for the next three days,
and I'm going to message you out of the blue
and I'm gonna say, hey, Mom, can you please add
some money to card by any chance.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
To which I was now asleep.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
Yeap.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
So that didn't happen for four hours and sixteen minutes.
And then the next message is from me, the thirteen
year old. You missed a call, but the call didn't
leave a message. You missed a call, but the call
didn't leave a message. I haven't had any lunch. Would
you mind giving me some money? You missed a call,
but the call didn't leave a message. You missed a call?
(07:43):
What the call didn't leave a message? You missed a call,
but the caller didn't leave a message.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Now before we go on, So I wake up to
nine miss calls, and my mom and dad then came
running to my room and like, Haley, Austin's called you.
He called to.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
Say, is mom awake?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I really need to talk to her, and they were like,
he really misses you.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
It's so beautiful.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
He's thirteen and he misses his mom. And I was like,
something smells fishy. So I called Austin and I said
to you him, mate, what's wrong?
Speaker 7 (08:09):
Are you dying? I've had nine miscalls from you? What's happened?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
And he goes, oh, I just wanted a bubble tea.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
Have I got my life?
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Write me a long text message. It will be so nice.
Not just is there money and mus bregy I want money.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Man needs a bubble tea family meeting.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Let's talk about Chris Jenna's face.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Please.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
She I love it. I actually love that she owns it.
And she says this is her version of aging gracefully sure,
each to their own. So she's gone from she's sixty nine.
She's gone from having you know, minimal I mean surgery,
but not like crazy stuff like she doesn't look She's
had a lot of them.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
She'd had a lot of work done, but she never
had the full all right, let me pin.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Yeah, she's not like catwoman, you know, like catwoman Jocelyn
with a massive lips. She's not like that. She's actually
has She's always been beautiful anyway, She's had this massive
face lift that literally has removed ninety percent of her skin.
Her face looks so youthful.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
She is sixty nine years old, and you could easily
say thirty five, I'd.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Say thirty five. Yeah she looks or even younger. A
million bucks, yeah she does. It's one of the great facelifts.
It is excellent, and so it should be. I think
it was like one hundred thousand dollars, probably more. But
her doctor is doctor Stephen Levine, and she was really
open about that because she wanted other people to know that.
Don't you know, this is where I went. Don't go
to other people. If you're going to go someone, go
to my guy, because she probably got for free. It's
(09:33):
contra and anyway, so so many people have been going
to Stephen Levine that he now has worked out a password.
They've got a password, have a listened.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
So it's fine. I know the password. It's it's Kendall
sixty nine's going to.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
Be the There would be people guessing that I I
love this idea, and I thought I would share the password.
If you would like to go to the same guy
that I went to who did a shonky nose job
on me.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
You had a nose jobs, so I didn't know you
had a nose job.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Okay, let me just I don't really talk about it.
But when I was seventeen it's not a nose job.
When I seventeen, I had really bad sinuses, so I
had the quarterized stuff. I went, I went to go
under and have like I had to have soy milk
and all this kind of stuff because I had really
bad sinuses. Right, So anyway, along with that, my whole life,
I had a lump, like a lump on my nose.
(10:26):
If you look at my kids, they've got a little
one too, Like it's not obvious at all on them.
Speaker 6 (10:30):
Slightly hooked, not hooked, just a little like on the bridge, the.
Speaker 7 (10:34):
Bridge of the nose a lump.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
And I hated it, and I used to get teased
and like the boys would like to call me camel
because I had a little lump on my nose.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
She storing all her franklin water.
Speaker 7 (10:44):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
And I look back and I look back at photos
and go, I wish I just cared it because it
was so fine. There was nothing wrong with her. But
when you're little and you're teased. Anyway, when I was
having the my nose quarterized for like non non asthetic reasons,
my mom is like, look, you don't have to do this.
I don't want you to do this because I love
(11:06):
your nose exactly as it is, but I know your
whole life. You said you can't wait to get rid
of that, and if you do it now, you don't
have to pay for it because it's under the it's
it's I had to have it done at Yeah. Yeah,
so I did it. But then the guy I don't
even know his name change the shape of my nose
and now it looks like a doodle and I hate
my nose.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
Your nose looks like I have never looked at.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Your nose and thought, so the side profile okay because
it doesn't have the lump, but like he's changed the
whole bottom part. They changed the bottom part of my nose.
If i'll show you photos of when I before, and
it was a really nice, perfect little nose at the bottom,
and then he made it really shonky. So if you
want the password, it's Pineapple's seven.
Speaker 7 (11:52):
Get my.
Speaker 6 (11:54):
Do ask for the doodle job.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
I'll have a Haley Piers and things.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
I can't stop.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
We shouldn't have to go back and ask for my
money back, but I can't remember who he was.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
Might have been too long to do that.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, seventeen, hot tea coming up next.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
What have you got in the hot.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
Tea Golden Bachelor. We've got a theory. It started last night.
We had him on our show yesterday, and I have a.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Very strong theory about who he ends up with.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Well, he's in love, but not with the contestant.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
Yep, Okay, the room was true.
Speaker 11 (12:35):
He's hot tea.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
I mean, they're not celebrities, but it's it is definitely newsworthy.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
This I don't know that Kevin Runners very liked personal.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Well, Kevin runs just like this little innocent man.
Speaker 6 (12:50):
He's a dweve. He looks but he looks like tinted.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Yeah, he does look like tinting.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Well.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
He once said that Trump was the most destructive president
in US history.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
So no wonder Trump doesn't like him. I probably never will.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Okay, one of those times, maybe you regret what you
said in the past.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Corid Britney spears in the news again.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I've she got a theory on Brittany that I'm going.
Speaker 7 (13:10):
To reveal later in the week.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I just need a bit more time to do some
more research to make sure I have one hundred percent
certain on this.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
As got a magnifying glass.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yea in this studio, but Brittany has claimed that she
has brain damage. She says, I do feel like my
wings were taken away and brain damage happened to me
a long time ago, one hundred percent.
Speaker 7 (13:27):
She said.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
There's no clarifications which troubling time like, we don't know
which troubling time caused. This was at the time when
she shaved her head, or was it time when she
ended up in the institution like in I think twenty nineteen.
Speaker 6 (13:39):
Was it her entire life?
Speaker 7 (13:40):
We don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:41):
Everything appears to have been troubling.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
But this is all coming about because kay Fed has
done a big tell all book on Brittany, trying to
get some money off her.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
And I feel sad for Brittany. The whole thing makes
me sad seeing her like that.
Speaker 3 (13:53):
She was such a starbuck in the day.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
I don't know that she's had the best seniority in
her life. I know people directly does her mom and
dad stealing her money?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yeah? What have happened to Jamie the sister That ties
into my theory. I'll tell you later in the week. Anyway,
let's go to the Golden Bachelor that's started last night
on ten or nine. Yeah, Well, yeah, well good. Another
theory for this. So the silver Fox, he's Zack in
his sixties.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
His name's Bear. He's trying to find the love of
his life. There's a lot of women that want him lovely,
but we had him.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
We had a little chat to him yesterday and we said,
are you in love right now?
Speaker 6 (14:28):
And this is what he said, You're going to have
to watch.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I say, is that I've made the right decisions.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
Okay, here's our theory. Gather around.
Speaker 6 (14:39):
We're all in this together, guys.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
We think, yeah, Bear is actually with Sam Armitage, the host.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
So yes, so many different reasons.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
First of all, at the logis, this is before it
was even revealed.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
We didn't really know anything about the Bachelor.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
I had no idea about it. But we saw walking
down the red carpet. Yeah, Sammy Armitage and this strapping
man mean arm.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
We all thought, is that her? Because I knew she'd
broken up with that farmer person?
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Is that she's the new guy?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
They are very cozy.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Very cozy, And I was going to ask him yesterday
about that because I was like, they actually are perfect.
She's very natural and beautiful, and like, why wouldn't you fall.
Speaker 7 (15:24):
In love with sam Amiti.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
She's a bit younger than him.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
Yes, and that's what that was my point. Another question
I asked him was when you're sixty, Normally sixty year
old men not stereotyping, but they will go for a
little bit younger.
Speaker 7 (15:35):
Sam armitage in that bracket. She's beautiful, she's.
Speaker 6 (15:38):
Their successful, smart, you're single.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Very smart.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Anyway, watch his space so when you're watching it, now
see if there's any sexual chemistry between them.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
The very last episode revealing that you and the host
are together would be incredible.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Viewing ratings would be amazing.
Speaker 6 (15:55):
I think Daily Mail would blast off.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
We want to talk about affairs in pregnant like pregnancy
is from an affair because Joanna Lumley, who we love
Patsy from I Have fab but everyone loves her guests
list just.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
As your best darling. Anyway, she's a massive celebrity. Everyone
loved it. She's not laid.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Last year she.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Could have said that she's Oh sorry, I can't help,
but you know my brain, I can't he.
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Love her, see, I just love her voice.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Yeah, you just don't love my voice.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
She's got a beautiful voice.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
So is your friend fears So anyway, Patsy has come
out saying that she was told that the doctors by
the doctors that she would never be able to have babies,
and she used to be a model. She ended up
hooking up with this photographer who was married. She was
twenty one at the time, and she fell pregnant with
his baby. So he was married, she was single. They
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now have a child together. They're still friends.
Speaker 7 (16:55):
But it makes you go, oh god.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
The guy that was cheating would have been like, oh
my god, this is the worst thing in the world.
We can't have a baby. I've just cheated on my
wife and now you're pregnant. I have to tell my
wife this too.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Johanna's credit, she was like, hey, leave me out of it.
I'm happy to just have the kid. I'm happy to
raise the hair, and you can be in touch with
him if you want to. It's all good. You saw
out your own.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Affair stuff on your own Oh yucky.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So she raised it and said that, yeah, he's the
kid and the dad spoke to each other.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
Still good. They're all in whatever they wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I always find it quite fascinating because it would be
such an awful obviously, bringing a child into the world
as a miracle and amazing, but it would be such
an awful way for that to happen. I worked with
this girl who was married and she had well we
all suspected that she was having an affair with this guy.
It was never confirmed until years later she fell pregnant.
(17:48):
So their first child together as a couple was his
daughter that ended up looking exactly like the guy that
we all thought she was having an affair with, kind
of like the Harry thing, the Harry and Prince Charles thing.
Speaker 7 (17:59):
It looks nothing like his actual dad. And then it
came out going.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Oh my god, that is so we were right.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
She was cheating.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, and now it's all out and they're actually all
fine and the two dads are actually okay together.
Speaker 6 (18:12):
How could you tell by looking at it?
Speaker 7 (18:13):
Because she looked exactly like the dad, like everything like.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
You couldn't hide it even if you wanted to pretend,
because at the beginning she was pretending that it was.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Her husband's child.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Does the husband look at the kid and go, ah,
that actually does it take him a while to go
that doesn't look like me?
Speaker 6 (18:30):
And hang on a second, that looks like.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
That would have been such an awful feeling worrying, going,
oh my god, that's not my child. Oh, anyway, we'd
love to hear from you.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Thirty one O two three.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
We're talking about pregnancies from an affair.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Were you're born from an affair, as this happened to you, Have.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
You got a story?
Speaker 3 (18:49):
I'd love to hear it.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
I'm so excited to hear these two point three the
Maxi in the morning quarter past seven storms today, showers, rain, win,
a lot of wind. Apparently big storms tie down those trampolines.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah, we're talking about if you've fallen pregnant from an affair,
and we'd love to hear your stories.
Speaker 7 (19:07):
This is after Patsy joined a lumly. She's Patsy to me.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
She admitted she ended up having an affair with one
of her photographers. He was married, and she felt pregnant
at twenty one and they had a child together, and
it's just like all those iggy feelings knowing you shouldn't
have been doing that, and then there's a baby and
there's you know, full on.
Speaker 6 (19:26):
She just raised the kid.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Said it's all good, that's right, I'll deal with it.
You deal with your marriage over there, old boy. Alicia
in Hewitt has called in Alicia, have you were you
the product of an affair? No?
Speaker 5 (19:39):
I wasn't a product of an affair. When I was fourteen,
I found out that my dad wasn't my real dad.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Oh how did that?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (19:49):
Well, mum, back in the day, you know a bit
of a I don't even know what I can say
on air, But when I was fourteen, Yeah, when I
was fourteen, she said to me, you know, I just
I need to sit you down. I want to let
you know that the man you've grown up with isn't
your biological father.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (20:06):
And she said that my biological father didn't know I existed,
but he wanted nothing to.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
Do with me.
Speaker 7 (20:14):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
And was she with your biological dad while she was
with the dad that you thought was your dad?
Speaker 4 (20:19):
No?
Speaker 7 (20:20):
Okay, so there wasn't an affair.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
There was a little period there. How did you feel
when you found out that your dad wasn't your dad?
Speaker 12 (20:26):
Do you know what?
Speaker 5 (20:27):
I didn't care because the man that raised me was
the man that loved me, the man that showed me.
You know that. You know, anyone can be a father,
it takes a real man to be a dad.
Speaker 6 (20:40):
Would do you have any interest in meeting the real dad.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
See in twenty twenty two he contacted my mom and said,
I think I'm finally ready to meet her and I
was thirty years older.
Speaker 6 (20:51):
Were one of them? Did you have one?
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Yeah? Thirty one O two three.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
And for telling such a salacious, juicy story, we might
give you some mermaid here with one hundred and fifty dollars.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Everything better. We're talking about when you've fallen pregnancy through
an affair after Joanna Lumley, who we love of Patsy
from Abab revealed that she was told she could never
have probably wouldn't be able to have kids. At twenty one,
she started having an affair with a married photographer, ended
up falling pregnant and raising the child and said, look,
(21:21):
it's totally fine.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
You work on your marriage, I'll work on being a mum.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
They still see each other over now and then y're good.
They're allowed to add it all worked.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Out, and we love to know.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
Has something that this has happened to you?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Were you born from an affair or did you have
one and have a kid elsewhere?
Speaker 3 (21:34):
Mada in Paraka? What's your story?
Speaker 11 (21:38):
Hello, good morning guys, And so it's about my sister
in law someone that we had no idea that was
my husband's sister. So he found out when they were teenagers.
So my husband has another sister and a brother and
the stepsister which wasn't a product of an affair.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I maybe I've got like you know, people get named
blindness and face blindness. I have sister in law and
father in law and brother's sister's mother blames.
Speaker 6 (22:12):
So I actually have no idea what.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Her partner's sister is the product of an affair. And
he found out when he was a teenager. Yep, so
he didn't gut a sister this whole time.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Now about her?
Speaker 11 (22:27):
Were they she came looking for them when they were
like older, So she came and said, hey, I'm your sister.
And she was living in different countries, so she moved
to Germany. God, my husband's mom didn't want to didn't
want to know about it, pretty much.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Right out of mine.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Are these people who are products of affairs still in
contact with the natural the biological parents?
Speaker 7 (22:53):
Yes? Yes, so everybody's still friends.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I get while your partner's mom wouldn't want to be
part of this because.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
I would feel the same. I'm still are you Okay, No,
I can't wrap my head. I'm over it where normally
my brain is.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
And you're not.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
Weird to have the shoe on the other floord. I'll
try the next one though. Yeas in Torrenesville, Yaz. Can
you give us your story about people born from an affair?
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Hi, it's me.
Speaker 10 (23:20):
I'm born from an affair. I am an affair baby. Wow,
so my mom had an affair with this man and
then had me. Whoo yeah but she I didn't know
about this until I was eighteen.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Oh, so what did you know? What did you grow
up thinking?
Speaker 10 (23:41):
I had a slight feeling I didn't, you know, I
just didn't really get along well with my mom's partner
and we didn't really click, and he didn't give me
dad vibes?
Speaker 6 (23:53):
Were you raised him?
Speaker 10 (23:54):
I've done a lot of growing now that the truth
is like out.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
Yeah, that's a lot, but it's honestly kind of a vibe.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Yeah good, you know what it is kind of a worry.
That's you and that's made you who you are. Switched
on a pretty level way.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Yeah, you sound like an awesome girl. Thanks for calling. Wow,
I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
We've got so many people calling us right now with
stories to share.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
This is insane.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, come, we'd love to hear another one, and then
we're gonna maybe argue with each other about whether or
not we think this is a good thing or a
bad thing.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Firsteen one of two story, Keep those calls.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Coming, secret, kids scandals, adelaide affairs. We are talking about
it because of Joanna Lumley, who of course best known
for being in ab fab had a kid with a
photographer and the photographer was married. She was single, but
he was married. They had an affair and she raised
the child and she's like, that's all good. I'll deal
with it myself. Turns out a lot of people around
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town have been involved in children born out of affairs.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Victoria in Farridam Park, what's your story?
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Yeah, so it's my dad and my little sisters. We
actually found out about my little sisters that came from
an affair because the fell down from my dad's son
visor in there in his car.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
What happened?
Speaker 8 (25:14):
So me and my mom were obviously sitting in his
car one day just as we did when it for
a drive, and obviously put the sun visor down, and
a photo of this little girl fell down we went home,
obviously questioned my dad about it, and he came clean,
and then my mom won a substantial amount of money
on a scratch hee. So my dad decided that was
the perfect time to move back home. And then three
(25:36):
years later when I did it again with the same
person and had another little child.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Oh so there's you've got two half sisters.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
There're two yes, and your mom is still with this man.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
No, no, they separated.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Good for me once.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, wow, Okay, the little picture, so it's like, I'm
just trying to picture the exact moment. There's a passport
size photo of another child and you don't know who
it is, and it has fallen on his lap, and
what has he rushed?
Speaker 6 (26:02):
He's rushed to sort of put it.
Speaker 8 (26:03):
Back or no, so he wasn't with us at the time.
We kind of went home, and then obviously mom and said,
you know who's the child in the photo? And he
de came clean and said, oh I have another child.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Oh my goodness. So how do you feel about your
dad now?
Speaker 8 (26:17):
I don't have a relationship with him.
Speaker 7 (26:19):
Yeah, because he's a big dum idiot.
Speaker 8 (26:21):
Oh yeah, that too.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
And also your poor sisters they didn't ask for this.
Speaker 8 (26:25):
No, but I mean I don't really see them either,
So yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I can't believe that he thought that storing it in
the visor of a shared family car was a smart
thing to do.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
I mean, having an affair also not a smart thing
to do.
Speaker 6 (26:37):
Very surely you learned from that.
Speaker 7 (26:40):
Baby forever to remind the wife or the You've become
a completely different person.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
But you do have the little hanger on.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Yeah, I mean, you can't hate a child for coming
to this world. They didn't ask for it anyway. Really
interesting topic and thank you so much for calling.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Yeah, we love those stories, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Coming up next, Hailey made me go and pressure wash
someone's house yesterday.
Speaker 7 (27:00):
Whatever.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
I did not make you do anything. You did a
nice gesture for one of our listeners.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, no, I didn't want to do it, Hailey said,
I'm too busy to do it myself, So Max can
go and do it. You're gonna get something bad. I'm
gonna give you some revenge after you listen to this.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
We're gonna hear that and also get an official air
task a review on how you went.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, I mean, once I started doing it, I was like,
I'm gonna do a good job of this.
Speaker 4 (27:22):
Yeah, all right, here next with Halley Max on Mix sixteen.
Right now, cloudy, rainy, stormy, a lot of wind. Please
take care today when that storm hits.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Maybe the water can come down hard enough to pressure
wash your backyard.
Speaker 3 (27:36):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 6 (27:37):
Wouldn't that be nice?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Wouldn't it be nice if someone went to your house
yesterday and pressure wash just like I did? Because I
had to go to Naomi in Fulham Garden's house because
she called yesterday and said it's my birthday, and you said,
I love pressure washing. And see, it doesn't even make
sense when I'm retelling the story, but someone someone called
into our show and you said, Max will come and
(27:58):
pressure wash your tiles for your birthday because I Haley
Peers and love pressure washing.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Yeah, and that made sense at the time.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
It's a nice thing to do for someone, Max.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I spent an hour at Naomi's house yesterday in the rain,
pressure washing her tiles with a industrial grade pressure washer
which took us fifteen minutes to turn on, which we
hired from kenn Art's.
Speaker 7 (28:19):
How satisfying is it?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
The first tile was satisfying? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Once I let grime come off once I was about
ten minutes in and I'd gone maybe ten percent of
the way. It was less satisfying, and Naomi was quite
a hard taskmaster.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
All right, Naomi, so Max is currently pressure washing your backyard.
Speaker 7 (28:40):
What are your thoughts of his technique?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
I think he could go longer and stronger, put his
back into it a bit more.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Definitely not trying hard.
Speaker 9 (28:46):
Mud say something over there?
Speaker 3 (28:48):
No, nothing at all.
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Nothing. I didn't hear any critiques.
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Did I continue?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
And as a value and well respected client, how do
you think his current customer service is going in his.
Speaker 6 (28:57):
Treatment of you?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
It could be better?
Speaker 13 (28:59):
I mean he did just like spray the pressure wash.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Are you try to pressure wash me as a cleaner?
Speaker 7 (29:04):
He's a really good radio host. All right, we're officially
at the halfway mark in Ermie.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
What are your thoughts.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Techniques improved a lot.
Speaker 13 (29:10):
I expected less complaining.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Oh were you complaining in front of her the entire time?
Oh you're such a wingy little kid.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Because I went over there and she was lovely, and
she had this nice little patio that needed some cleaning.
But then the longer be quiet, I had to do
this because of you. The longer it went on the
more everyone was sitting around like they sat at a
plastic table and cracked a beer while I pressure wash.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, you're thirty three years old. It's just a bit
of manual labor.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
It's not my house.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Doesn't matter.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
You're doing something nice for someone.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
The thing that you wanted to do, and you said,
but I can't make it, Max Will.
Speaker 6 (29:46):
I want to hear winch I was is wearing off.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Just want everyone to be aware of that.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
I went to UNI and I had Coode agreed, and
this is what.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'm doing on a Monday afternoon.
Speaker 6 (29:58):
I will get revenge. John Hayley here some I don't.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Know why I'm here other than she's unavailable. I didn't
even do anything wrong to deserve this, so we'll get
bored after the first title.
Speaker 6 (30:10):
Honestly could not be focused enough to do this.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
I wouldn't be surprised if Haley had seen pressure washing
video work on his little air task of pressure washing business.
Naomi in Fulham is on the phone right.
Speaker 7 (30:23):
Now, Naomi, Good morning, Haley, Max. How are you today?
Speaker 1 (30:27):
It's a bit sort of honest heavy little girl.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
Tell me what do you think?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Naomi?
Speaker 7 (30:34):
What was he actually like?
Speaker 5 (30:35):
Well, it looks lovely in this morning. Now that it's
all dried off and the MUD's gone and the dog
slobs gone, Sadie doesn't really know what to do.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Out there anymore because it doesn't taste the same. Oh well,
so Haley can come over and do some dog slab
before you.
Speaker 6 (30:53):
So are we happy with the job? Naomi? Is that
what I'm hearing?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Look, it looks lovely, Max, it's just less complaining next time.
Speaker 6 (31:00):
Thanks, You're more than welcome to go inside next time.
I pressure washed your house, Naomi.
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Allright?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
How many stars Naomi for this air?
Speaker 7 (31:07):
All four and a half?
Speaker 6 (31:10):
Nobody perfect?
Speaker 7 (31:11):
Was he trying to flex while I was doing it?
To show his muscles to you?
Speaker 6 (31:14):
There was that.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
There is a lot of footage of him trying to
do that. I knew that would happen.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I was wearing a rain jacket, a long sleeve rain jacket,
because it was pissing down with rain while I was
doing your job. Hailey pissons his house I've never met before.
I want no one to hire me ever again.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
If you'd like Max to come and mow your lawn,
that's your job now, Hailey, you're doing the lawn gladly.
He's actually lying on the ground.
Speaker 6 (31:44):
Like a child so bored of this.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Oh mate, thank you so much.
Speaker 6 (31:49):
Naomi, love you all right?
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Having you max ten thousand dollars is coming up next
with the money Minute.
Speaker 7 (31:54):
He's actually on the ground, actually on the floor.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
This is what you do with your wife when you
have a fight.
Speaker 7 (31:59):
Do you lie on the ground like a little child.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Just passed out from manual labor?
Speaker 3 (32:04):
I think still ten questions.
Speaker 14 (32:06):
It's still sixty seconds.
Speaker 9 (32:08):
But this week's money minute is worth.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Thousand dollars, Natalie, and Semaphore Park is going to win
ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 6 (32:17):
Natalie, you are an event coordinator.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
If you win ten thousand dollars, what sort of event
can we coordinate for you to quit work and leave?
Speaker 6 (32:25):
Yeah, run away forever.
Speaker 10 (32:27):
That's a great question. Probably a massive sausage dog festival.
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Okay, sure, the sausage dog.
Speaker 7 (32:34):
Burdo's got a sausage dog.
Speaker 6 (32:35):
Yeah, they are terrible dogs.
Speaker 10 (32:38):
Really, I've always wanted to watch Check.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Get a cavoodle instead. Natalie.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
It is not our place to cast us persions on
what dog you want, but can I strongly recommend not
getting a sausage dog. The sausage dogs out there. They're
beautiful and I hope you're having a great morning. If
you're choosing from fresh, pick a different one.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Okay, Natalie in Semaphore Park, are you ready to win
ten thousand dollars and put an open bar on for
everybody tonight? Yes? Hopefully.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
Okay, I'm gonna give you the rules.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
You got sixty seconds tendals for every correct answer. We
have to accept the first answer you say, and if
you pass on a question, we'll come back to it
at the end.
Speaker 7 (33:18):
Okay, Ready, all right.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Matt, let's get this. Your money minute starts now. What
time is it? Twelve hours after eight am? Oh Path
Mayhem is the latest album by which big pop star?
Speaker 6 (33:35):
What suburb would you find the big rocking horse in
a past a standard eight ball in pool? What color
is it? Fuck?
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Who plays the mask in the film of the same name?
Speaker 6 (33:49):
What actor?
Speaker 3 (33:50):
Oh pa?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Name of country? Affected by the midnight sun phenomena? Where
they have the sun at midnight? It's very northern?
Speaker 6 (34:01):
Any of them? A?
Speaker 3 (34:05):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Who was the South Australian premier before Stephen Marshall?
Speaker 7 (34:10):
Pass?
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Let me get I'm going to find one.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Here you might know Dolly what type of public publication
was Dolly with the sealed section in it?
Speaker 6 (34:19):
And Dolly got.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
It was a mag maggot magazine, magazine. I'll give you
one more, Natalie. Our last question was going to be
where on your body would you find your pupil your head?
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Let's go through that.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
You're gonna kick yourself on his first one?
Speaker 3 (34:38):
What time is twelve hours after eight am?
Speaker 7 (34:42):
It's eight p.
Speaker 10 (34:43):
Yeah, I don't even know.
Speaker 6 (34:46):
It's fine.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Ma is the latest album by Lady Gaga?
Speaker 3 (34:51):
Okay, Big Rocking Horse is in the Beautiful Gumma Rackers. Yeah,
the mask you know that was Jim Carrey.
Speaker 10 (35:00):
I did have his name in my head, but I
know you just.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
Kept saying past in said country affected by the Midnight Sign.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
It could have been Norway's Sweed and.
Speaker 3 (35:08):
Finland, Russia, Iceland, any of them.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
That's all right now. The premiere before Stephen Marshall was
mister j.
Speaker 6 (35:15):
O'weatherill buzzer is coming in up whole A.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
VPN stands for Virtual Private Network.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
That's enough. Do you know what?
Speaker 7 (35:27):
You gave us a laugh?
Speaker 3 (35:28):
And I'm going to give you an extra forty bucks for.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
That there because she had fun with us. She made
you brought us joy.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
So you're giving her seventy bucks?
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
What, I'm giving you seventy dollars because it's just so fun.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
She got three right, and we gave her lot care.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
She's awesome.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
I love you, Natalie, Natalie.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
This one is genuinely coming from Haley's back pocket.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
Cheese contributing the extra.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
Yeah all right, look it wasn't the ten thousand dollars.
But Natalie, it sounds like you had fun. Did you
have the time?
Speaker 8 (35:58):
Yeah, I kind of.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
We had fun. I love you.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
You are joy and you have put us in a
good move.
Speaker 6 (36:12):
I see any repairs required on your car?
Speaker 4 (36:14):
With autokam video reporting from Automaster's Service and Repairs Center's
Court Automasters on one three hundred Automasters.
Speaker 6 (36:21):
Thanks Natalie, Thank you, still laughing.
Speaker 4 (36:26):
Mixed one O two point three Haley and Max in
the morning. Hey, the weather today is terrible.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
It is storm's happening. There's a lot of wind outside.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
And there's going to be issues on the roads and
all that sort of thing.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
So why don't we go right now to Tania in
Westlake Shore for a spontaneous traffic update.
Speaker 13 (36:44):
Me for Tana, Hi, just letting people know if they're
coming down Port Road.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Eats hats and the lights.
Speaker 10 (36:52):
Have just gone out at the Woodville crossing.
Speaker 6 (36:54):
Oh no, thank you. I hate to finish your traffic report.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Can you just give us a sponsor, any any sponsor,
any company your choice?
Speaker 8 (37:02):
Oh okay, Sonya Lee.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Photography, perfect photography, perfect.
Speaker 6 (37:07):
Appreciate that look out on Port Road. All right.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
We're having a debate today because there's an article out
today about how parents are getting so stressed over the
ridiculous school lunch rules about they just don't stop right.
So you've got you can't take your soft plastics, got
to put it in a hard plastic. You can't have
anything that another kid might have an.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
Action to fruits.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Yeah, and we have to do a debate.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
When you get given a debate topic, I just want
to put it out there that the things that I'm
about to say, a lot of them I don't believe in.
Speaker 7 (37:38):
I just have to fight.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
What do you mean the best side of the topic.
I firmly agree with what you're about to say.
Speaker 3 (37:43):
Yeah, but no, because I I do love the environment. Okay,
I do hate pollution. But I'm about to say things
that will come across the others.
Speaker 6 (37:52):
It's not a great way to start your debate.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Just putting a preface around it, you know, Okay.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
All right, the topics school lunch boxes, the rules are
getting ridiculous. Hailey, you're debating on the affirmative, Max you
are debating on the negative. And Hailey Pierson, you start
now with thirty seconds on the cloth.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Mum have enough to deal with now that you hit
us with the stupid Bento boxes and the banning of
all soft plastic. Just so you know, when we're packing
those lunches, we're tearing open those barbecue shapes and roll
ups and purposely putting those wrappers in the general rubbish.
We're not even putting it in the recycling. I will
show you environment. Bring back the days where you'd see
like balls of glad rap blowing across the oval and
(38:30):
snack wrappers half buried in the sawdust pile from someone
who just spewed near the gym. How do you even
have detention when you don't have rubbish to pick up?
Bring back the rubbish. Now, let's talk about the nut band.
Speaker 7 (38:42):
I get it. Allergies, they're serious. Have you ever heard
of an EPI pen?
Speaker 3 (38:47):
Guys, schools are going ridiculous, and I have a testimonial
from a kid as.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
A ten year old.
Speaker 12 (38:51):
This is a testimonial.
Speaker 7 (38:53):
Let me eat nuts and kiwis in peace. I swear
if you're alergic to any of that, your home school
won't care.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Yeah, Mike drop, thank you very much. Thirty seconds is
too short, Guys, I had heaps more to say.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
You went for a fo and you had someone.
Speaker 7 (39:10):
So much more, had pages of other points.
Speaker 1 (39:13):
For a full minute. Also, you suggested that we should
be recycling plastic at one point. Anyway, let's move on.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
No, I said, you put your plastics in the general rubbish.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, you know, we're moving on for prefacing things. I
mostly disagree with this, but I don't because I want
to win.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
All right.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
School lunchboxes are getting ridiculous. Negative max birth for thirty seconds,
time starts.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Now follow the rules, you selfish pig.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
This is bigger than you, Hailey Piers, and this is
about saving lives.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Do you want people to die because of your laziness?
Speaker 1 (39:43):
How can you honestly think that sending your lad to
school with a few cheeky peanuts, even if there's a
one percent chance that he's going to run into an
anathylectic kid.
Speaker 6 (39:51):
He's going to be a murderer, and.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
Then you're gonna be a prison mum and you're gonna
have a murderer's son and you're gonna have to visit
him in prison. Just swap out the nuts or some
dried fruit or some crunchy cereal or something about the plastics.
What you said is that you hate dolphins and you
want your music bar rapper to end up blocking their
blowhole and suffocating them because you couldn't spend an extra
four seconds unwrapping the product at home. I had more,
but I will just cut to save the planet, You
(40:14):
inconsiderate heathen.
Speaker 7 (40:15):
I don't think dolphins have blowholes?
Speaker 8 (40:16):
Do though?
Speaker 7 (40:16):
Isn't that whales?
Speaker 6 (40:18):
Are you kidding me right now? Is that a joke?
Have you just tried to do a gotcha moment on me? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Like maybe the dolphins most distinguishable feature.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
Yeah, maybe they don't have a blowhole.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
I just laughed like a dolphins.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
We're not We're not debating whether or not dolphins have
a blowhole.
Speaker 6 (40:40):
Yes they do.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
They're debating school lunchbox rules. Getting ridiculous, And you know what, Adelaide,
now's your turn. Thirteen one oh two three cool now?
Speaker 7 (40:49):
Are you sick of it so annoying? Just let us be?
Speaker 6 (40:53):
Should little Timmy be homeschool or wrapped in.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
A bubble, poor little Timmy?
Speaker 6 (40:59):
Your son wants to kill little Timmy?
Speaker 7 (41:01):
No he doesn't. One two three, come on, chime in
our debate?
Speaker 2 (41:05):
All right, cool now, Haley Max mix one of two
point three?
Speaker 1 (41:09):
What this is?
Speaker 6 (41:11):
Haley MAXI laughter debate.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Three?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Topic on the table today.
Speaker 4 (41:19):
School lunchbox rules are getting ridiculous. Affirmative Hailey Pierce and
negative Max Berfoot.
Speaker 7 (41:24):
Judge mcjudge jugs. They're one judges other people's lunches, and it's.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
It's really soul destroying when you're trying to pack a
lunch and do it healthy and do all the right things,
and then you get a passive aggressive message from the
principle going, sorry, but that's a red flute food.
Speaker 7 (41:39):
You can't pack that.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
You can't pack those nuts, you can't pack this. You
have to do hard plastics, not self plastics.
Speaker 1 (41:45):
The basis of my argument was one save the environment,
stop using self plastics, and to stop trying to kill
other kids who are allergic to nuts and Kiwi fruits.
Cool just give them apples, Yeah, give them dry cereal whatever.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
All right, Harry, you're twelve years old. What are your
thoughts on this? Are lunch rules getting ridiculous?
Speaker 12 (42:06):
I think they're getting pretty it's ridiculous. It's really it's
like putting more pressure on parents.
Speaker 6 (42:13):
Harry.
Speaker 1 (42:13):
Do you notice that your parents are a little bit
more stressed with your lunch box with all the extra rules?
Speaker 12 (42:18):
Absolutely? Definitely.
Speaker 6 (42:20):
Really what sort of rules do you have to worry about?
Speaker 12 (42:26):
Well, it's basically the amount of plastic in our lunchboxes
and how like sweet tree and yeah, basically it.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Yeah, it's the plastic stuff. That's that's a I get it.
You want to save the environment, that's so. Of course
we don't want pollution, we don't want rubbish, but that
rubbish has to go somewhere anyway, and why can't we
do this?
Speaker 7 (42:50):
Is easier to send them with a music bar in
a dolphins blowhole.
Speaker 6 (42:54):
I know what you're arguing.
Speaker 7 (42:56):
You're arguing you want to kill all the blue whales
in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (42:59):
That's what you said, to make it in Parafield gardens,
to make a What do you think school lunchbox rules
ridiculous or fair?
Speaker 14 (43:07):
I think they're fair. I'm tea max one hundred percent.
We parents all sign the same forms when we enroll
our children. We are informed of the rules. The rules
didn't change, like not new to if your kid takes
an apple five days a week because they can't have,
like you said, a kiwi fruit or a kish because
there's an egg allergy, so they take an apple five
(43:29):
days a week.
Speaker 3 (43:29):
Do you find it? How do you find it? When
other moms post on Instagram they're perfect bento boxes.
Speaker 14 (43:35):
Ah, If two of my kids love a bento box,
two of my kids could not care less what their
lunch looks like.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
You're a mom.
Speaker 14 (43:44):
I'm not like a fancy shape mom, but my kids
like the individual like compartments.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
You don't do flowered carrots.
Speaker 14 (43:53):
No, absolutely not cats. I've got too many kids to
make it fancy.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
It's lunchbox culture.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
It's ridiculous because you do see the other kids there
sometimes you're like, oh my god, mind doesn't look that good.
And then also they don't eat. They like to eat
what everyone else is eating. So if there's is different
to someone else's.
Speaker 2 (44:10):
I don't eat.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, it's so frustrating. Amy in Monopara, West, what are
your thoughts. Whose side do you want?
Speaker 13 (44:17):
Look, so, a few years ago it did get to
the point of being too stressful, the serious amount of
condescending little notes that I would get sent home from
the kids teachers because I said to them, look, I
respect the nuts free, I respect that.
Speaker 8 (44:32):
If there's a specific.
Speaker 13 (44:33):
Allergy in the classroom. But outside of that, I am
not changing what I put in my kid's lunchbox. They
didn't like it, but in the end it was it
was driving me insane. I couldn't do it anymore. And
so since then I've never received another call or another
note in my kids lunchboxes. However, I do still get
(44:57):
the questionable behavior calls and the fake illness calls.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, you can't do anything wrong. I actually think she's
got a great point. What just the school and now
you want do what you want. Don't do nuts because
it's going to kill another kid maybe, but just pack
what you think as a mum or a dad is
good for your kids.
Speaker 1 (45:15):
So your advice, what you've taken out of the debate
is if your school says band plastics, but you think
it's easier for you pack.
Speaker 6 (45:21):
Plastics, you know what you do. You there's no point
having debates to Pitch doesn't learned anything.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
The official ruling handed down.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Haley person, I.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Don't know if you are like us in the studio
where things have just been a bit off lately, whether
it has been some sleep I know you've been having
issues with that.
Speaker 3 (45:43):
Yeah, me and my friends and burgo or not sleeping
wide awake at two am.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
There's been some tech issues, big tech issues.
Speaker 6 (45:50):
Overnight.
Speaker 1 (45:51):
There was a huge outage Amazon's web services, which essentially
like host a lot of big, big programs that people use.
So Snapchat went down, Life three sixty went down, all
the ring doorbells went down last night. Zero like everyone
would have been affected by the at some point. Fortunately
in Australia most of us were asleep. Now, we would
(46:13):
like to come up with some scientific reasons as to
why all of these bad things have been happening at once,
but we're not going to because we have an expert
with it.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
Yeah, let's produced.
Speaker 5 (46:23):
A loose.
Speaker 7 (46:26):
He is the god of the moons.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
He is, and he has walked in this morning after
we've said this story, and he's like, nah, it's got
nothing to do with Amazon's web services. Let me tell
you what it has all to do with yes, help
us out please, It all makes sense. So guys, Mercury
retrograde do you guys know it? Everyone always talks about it.
Speaker 4 (46:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I don't know what it is, though, I have heard
about the Mercury being in retrograde without.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
Knowing what it means.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
So it's when the planet Mercury goes backwards in the
sky and it goes backwards, which means that we get
you know, all of this funny, funky stuff happening. It
fects the world and at the moment, we're in the
pre shadow period.
Speaker 7 (47:04):
Oh this makes sense?
Speaker 3 (47:06):
Does it cause everyone to have anxiety and feel really
like oomy?
Speaker 1 (47:09):
So?
Speaker 9 (47:10):
Actually, like Mercury is the planet that rules communication, right,
so because said it tells shut up, Mercury is talking.
When people say like tech's going down in Mercury retrograde,
it's mainly because tech has stuff to do with communication.
So that could be why we had a pretty Friday
night on the tech landscape. Also, this pre shadow period,
some astrologers are saying that it's going to be worse
(47:32):
than Mercury retrograde itself. So these next two weeks before
it actually goes retrograde could be the worst week experienced.
Speaker 7 (47:39):
How could Amazon not have seen that coming?
Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, it's this true.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
It's a bunch of crack.
Speaker 3 (47:44):
A weird feeling driving around town, just going I feel really,
it felt like it.
Speaker 7 (47:48):
Was Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
It was warm, it was when it felt yuck. I
felt so anxious yesterday.
Speaker 7 (47:53):
Do you feel that.
Speaker 6 (47:54):
You're describing the weather.
Speaker 3 (47:56):
Yeah, I'm totally affected by the weather one hundred percent.
My mood changes because of the weather.
Speaker 7 (48:01):
Everyone's yesterday, my mood was exactly the same. It's always
straight one eighty. You are you earned more for us?
Speaker 6 (48:12):
Luke?
Speaker 9 (48:13):
Well, Pluto also was an aquarius as of last week,
which the first time ever in our lifetimes. The last
time it was an aquarius was during the French Revolution?
Speaker 3 (48:22):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (48:22):
Luke? So you know what?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
We did have the French crown jewel stolen yesterday at
the lou Sadly, it's all lining up overthrowing.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
What's going to happen next?
Speaker 9 (48:32):
Everything's going to be overthrown and technology is going to advance.
That's my hot tip.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Get ready, who knows we're gonna be robots? That's the
hottest tip ever. Technology is going to advance.
Speaker 7 (48:43):
Could you play his open again.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Please, yeah, sure, this is l Luke all right.
Speaker 1 (48:50):
Sounds like he's about to tell me, about to tell
me some very sealed section things.
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Luke, how do you want to wrap this up? Sorry,
we are out of time.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
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