October 28, 2025 • 44 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts here more mixed one or two point
three podcasts, playlists and listen live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Haley and Max in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thanks one O two point three Haley Max in the Morning.
We've Benson Moon at six past six eight degrees right now.
Top of twenty two, Sonny and Adelie. What a nice
one here for ui?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Maxie.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Boy is a song that from a from a movie
that I love, The Greatest Showman, and in fact, the
whole soundtrack is brilliant. It's so powerful that every time
I sing it, I'm proud. You know, if you feel
like you're a little bit different, you're a little bit
of a square pegan a round hole. It's nice to
embrace that. And I feel like I am one of
those people.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So this is my song.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It is me.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Kiala Saddle. What a great song?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What else is Kiala being up to?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I who cares?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
God?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Actually yead this live on it forever? Oh that is It's.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
So powerful, especially with what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
At the moment.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, it's good. I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
All right, I'm going to go different type of power.
I actually wrote this song about you in nineteen ninety
seven and sent it to the Food Fighters.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh great, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's called my Hero.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Watch her as I as she goes is what I
had written down.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But they obviously changed the lyrics to make it about
them selfish because.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's so rude, isn't it. You go and see them, no,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
They come here all the time, and for some reason,
it's one of the only bands that I.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Would say I love them, but I've never seen them.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh yeah, I saw them and I was crying at
the concept and laid over because I I just had
a really had a deth in my family. Three days
later I went to the Food Fighters. I was like,
why am I here? I was just crying all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They do emotional rock. What about when they've kids. The
drummer's son played and he played that song.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's amazing. But the girl then cheated on his wife
and ruined every thing. He was my hero, run as
theirs Mary do good music?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What do we want to hear? We want sa Kiala
settle for the greatest showman. This is me Foo Fighters,
my hero. We have got four tickets to forty X.
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Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's like the chair is gonna move.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
They're gonna spray air and water in your face, and
you immerse that in the movie.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cool, you don't watch it. The clown actually probably is
standing behind the chair.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Beat Beat Ritchie.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
Four tickets to forty ex a Event Cinemas thirteen one
oh two three.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What do you want to hear? All right?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Have the max head to hair choosing a flashback banger
that we're going to play on the radio when you
adelaid decide which one you won on thirty one oh
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Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's what you're winning. A four pack of tickets to that.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
All right? These are our songs we have from me,
Kiala Settle this is me. Oh yes, grace your differences, guys, like.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The Power Kiala. I got my hero by Food Fighters.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wrote this about Alia Pierson in nine ninety seven
and sent it off the Food.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fighters because she's my hero. What do you want?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
On thirteen one O two three, Carmen in Albert Park,
Your sweet angel, what would you like to hear?
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Good morning, lovely people, Hello, tough one. But Foo Fighters
one of my favorite bands ever Wick my hero.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah that's okay. I love them too. Have you seen
them live, Carmen?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Yes, I saw them at Adelaide Oval too.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, little head bang, Carmen.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Did you know that once I sat on Dave Grohl's toilet?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Really I went.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I went to La for seventy two hours to interview
the Food Fighters and he had just been to the toilet,
and then I needed to go to the bathroom, and
then I went sat so sad.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Were you like in a hotel or was it his No, it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Was I went to his studio, interviewed him at his studio.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, what's his toilet?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
And that's the best thing about that studio.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It was so good, it was warm, just laid a
big turn that's brilliant fresh to this day.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, he doesn't need one.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
They flew you over to do an interview with the
Food Fighters and you forgot how to use your recording.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, no, no, they flew me over.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I practiced how to use it and then it broke
and Dave Girl had to sit with me for fifteen
minutes and fixed my recording device.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I was dying.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What a good guy? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
One vote for Dave Girl, the man who does poos
that don't smell Darren in Semaphore, which vote for you?
I would have to be the food Fighters as well?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, all right, Max, you when I'm fine with that?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Today, dads, would you like some movie tickets?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
So that'd be great, that'd be awesome, dries Mate.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's four tickets forty at events cinemas only, Mate, thanks
so much for the call. Here is the winner to
fight for your flashback, MAXI song Foo Fighters my hero
a Max here in the morning Here thanks to UI
twenty two Sonny in Adelaide. Today finally is a nice
sun nine degrees right now.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is Haley Max.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
After debate on.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Hailey Pierson, Max Burford heads ahead on a topic that
divides Adelaide and you've got sixty seconds on the clock
to debate this topic. All kids in your child's class
should be invited to your kid's birthday party. Affirmative Max
Burford negative, Hailey Pearson. So why don't we start with you, Max.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And before you start the timer. We're both on the
same side here. We both think it's ridiculous. However, I'm
going to fight this fight, and I'm going to fight
the fight in a different way, okay, because I think
all children should be invited birthday parties.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And I'm going to tug at your heartstrings. Had here
we go with a little story. Your time shut.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Don't use my kids in this, by the way.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm gonna use you now. Picture this, Hailey Peterson. You
are five years old. You've just started reception for the
first time. You are a shy little flower. You're trying
to find your place in the classroom. You see the
group of five girls that you thought you were getting
close to. They're all standing there at recess. You walk
up to them and you go, do you guys want
to go to the playground?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What's this? Why do they all have the same lollipops?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And how did it eventuate that the five of your
friends all have the same little plastic fairy toy. That's strange.
Little Haley's so confused. It hasn't clicked. You walk up
to them, you say, hi, girls, can I play? They
turned to you and say sorry, we're just doing the
butterfly club today.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Maybe tomorrow. Haley, your heart sinks.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You find a bench, you sit by yourself, You eat
your carrot sticks. No one else comes up to you.
At recess, the bell goes. You head back to class.
You sit in the corner by yourself. Your reception teacher.
Mister Metonti hands.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Out paint for our preception teacher.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, the butterfly girls, they're all gonna paint colorful butterflies.
You wonder if you ever see color again. Just a
black paint for me today, mister Metonti. If only those
selfish pigs had invited me to the birthday party.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's maybe. If you're really say now, I don't have
it in me to deliver mine.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm just trying to fight the fight.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He's really sad.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's why you should invite children to all birthday parties.
On the negative, Hailey, Piers in your time starts.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Now, absolutely not a party of five to ten kids.
That's perfect, it's fun, it's manageable, it's meaningful.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Anymore is riddled with problems.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Firstly, that means you have to buy thirty presents a year.
All we have to come up with twenty five different
excuses as to why our kids can't.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Go to your stupid child's birthday party.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Think about it, that's thirty weekends you have to juggle.
That's thirty gifts, thirty rounds of awkward small talk with
families I don't know. I barely have time to see
my own friends. I don't want to waste my weekends
with people I don't know. And as the parent of
the birthday kid, think of the money no one can
afford that nobody wants this kids. They don't want to
invite their bullies to their party.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's what you'd have to do if you have to
invite everybody.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
And to be honest, every time I open my son's
bag and I see an invitation for another birthday party,
the first thing I do is say, Ford's sake, what
the Hell's.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I Then I don't know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Nicely debated guys, what do you think? Alison in North Adelaide.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I'm on team Haley all the way.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I've actually had an experience for when my daughter is
around seven or eight and.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
We decided to include the class, and we'd bought the
same thing.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
And be able to afford to accommodate thirty plus kids,
plus your.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Child may not get along with everybody in the class.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Hale to my birthday party. She'd ruin it. She'd be
up on stage, dancing room.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, I would do that, but and no one to
pay any attention to me, and it would ruin my.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Special bat Max and Gina is weighing in right now
as one of our lawyers.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
What do you think, Gina?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
With Max and bye everybody, this is the kid's birthday.
It's literally one day a year that's about them. And
because I own a cake supply and a party shop,
I see the excitement on the kids' faces when they
come in. Gina, Jesus, it's all about the children.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Trust me.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Ready for the final verdicts, my friends.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't hold great hope for this.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
But yes, eighty three percent of the mixed family say
that we shouldn't have to invite the entire class to
the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well coming, congratulations and another win.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I would love to be on the side of a
topic that is the clear correct answer one time.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Imagine walking into your year twelve history exam sitting down.
You've got your nervous energy, you're at those separate desks.
You're like two meters away from your best mate. You
go stayed up all last night studying because you didn't
do any study in the week previous, because who cares.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You're wearing your lucky undies.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, you're there. Your pen works.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You've got three black pens just in case you'll never
need them.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, there's no way you'll need them.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
And you do that little exercise thing with your hand,
like because you know that your hand's going to be
really so soon.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, and you writing.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Get in there and you flip the page over and
you start reading the topic and go cool, Yeah, ancient Rome.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yes, we've been studying this brilliant. Oh yes, I know
all about the aqueducts.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Wait a second Emperor Augustus or Emperor Julius Caesar. There
is a school in Brisbane that spent the entire term
teaching their year twelves about the wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Emperor for the year twelve exam. How does it happen?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Is it a teacher that's just gone, like a dyslexic
teacher that's gone, I've just read it wrong and I'm
just going.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
To teach him this Like what this is? Brisbane State
High school. The year twelves have been informed two days
before the exam, which I think is today or tomorrow,
that guys, what you've been studying is the wrong thing.
Now the governing board have come out and they have said, look,
the examination is skills based, so just because they learned
(10:52):
the wrong prescribed topic they should be okay with this.
But the anxiety levels at those Brisbane schools after they
learned last year's exam topic instead of this year's exam.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Toh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I would have just swapped the name out. So everything
that you.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Learn about Augustus I would have just gone, oh, yeah,
that happened to Julius Caesar probably did.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, it lives in the same hands.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
The difference.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You know everything about history. What's the difference between Julius
Caesar and Augustus Gloop.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
One fell into the Willywonka River. I love how much
to crack yourself up?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The other one hung out with Russell Crowe and the Colos.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm my biggest fan, do Youmber?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Do you remember any of your own exams? Hailey?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I remember walking into our year twelve accounting exam and.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah you did at counting.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I just saw thought I would do it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It was like practical and then was everyone just had.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
A loser in that. No, it's like it's essentially just
practical mats. But yeah, sucked. I was no good their
briefcase wearing suits.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
We had to dress as nine to five business short
back in side. I remember sitting there a bloke named
Steve and Steve, yeah, Steve, and Steve hadn't hadn't been
the most attentive student and didn't really care too much
what his grades were. And he sat there and didn't
(12:22):
like write anything down. And then as soon as the
examiner said, after like fifteen minutes, okay, you can now
leave if you wanted to, Like, you know, there's that
minimum period of time that you have to be. He's like,
you can leave if you wanted to. They say, it's
part of the script. They don't expect anyone to leave.
You just hear the scraping of this chair. Steve sort
of stands up with his paper unopened. Why he didn't
(12:45):
bring a pen, had no interest in doing the exam,
and just walked out.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And I was like, ballsy, this man got balked, see.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Steve, but why why would you go to an expensive school?
And then like how annoying. Were his parents going to
be sitting for the exam? And then it goes, I'm
not even gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I did that with all my exams. What I just
went through?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And I wrote like I just ticked him and answered
him or whatever, real quick, didn't study for them at all,
interesting finishing and threw them all away. I didn't finish them,
and I walked out like ten minutes in.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Oh my god, I was a complete opposite. Yea, there's
no way, hell I was in school now. I couldn't
give a crap now I do that.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How are you not an accountant?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Now?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I don't know why I'm not an accountant.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I'd be a really cool accountant, wouldn't I My lace
basketball singer.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Literally going to say, you could not pull off a
grace money. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, Peely's Britney spears. She's not alive anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
She's she is. We've established that the AI version of.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Her is just getting out about so after I did
say on Friday that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I think she doesn't exist anymore. She was spotted.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, she was out and about in a restaurant, drinking
beers on.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
A date with a girl, I think, dumbling around looking
like she was wearing a nappy, but it turns out
and then and then she was seen speeding away from
the paparazzi and driving erradically all over the road. I
feel like, apparently she wasn't drunk. She was just going
in there and having a nice bite to eat. It's
just how she is. She's just a little bit all
over the place.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
She's a lot all over the place.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But you know, when you're trying to the places she's
both ends up the other way.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, Brittany, I.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Don't think she ever tries to be normal.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't think Britney anyways, she wasn't drunk driving, so
that's good.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, well done, Brittany. Now Robert Irwin, he's off the market. Girls, damn.
He's with Hailey Bliss.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So yeah, how's.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
That last name? Bliss? Like a little bliss ball.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
She worked at the Crazy Horse.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She does not.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
She is the dancer that they were dancing together and
dancing with the stars. They always end up looking up
with their partner, don't they. Rachel Finch ended up marrying hers,
did she a couple of kids?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Intimate dancing like that?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Yeah, and you see why if you're single and you're
being so it's so sexual, isn't.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It like full close, like a little late night dance.
What's her name? Going to? Just try to google her?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Hailey with h a I ellie Ye.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's Hailey Bill's.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
So if you are trying to google to see what
she looks like, it's Bills Hailey Bliss.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Sound she'd say, Hailey Bliss.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's a typo.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I'm gonna go away, Haighy Bliss from.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Now Grats Bobby and the Bliss changed.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
My name to Hailey Bliss. Kelsey Grammar Kelsey Gramdma's a
dad again, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh, Brasia.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
I thought I was about to say Kelsey's Grandma's dead
because he's old.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
But he's not.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
He's still alive. He's seventeen.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He's still got work in swimmers. By the sound, I'm
still working.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's never too well for a man to the baby.
This is his eighth child.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Eight Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
He announced it on a podcast. Do you have eight kids?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We just tell our fourth one. So it just became
eight kids. It was like three days ago.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Oh my god, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Christopher. That's just the family.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Welcome Christopher.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Ye, lovely, not a lot of baby Christopher's being born.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
No, especially when they say you have to call them
five name Christopher, Chris Christopher.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
His wife's forty six. She's just had her fourth kid.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I thought that was his daughter.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Could be one of them.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
I mean, what attracts you to it? Like, why do
you want to have a baby with a seventy year
old because.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He sitches balls?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
What about the kid?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
The kid's going to be ten and have an eighty
year old dad picking him up from school.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
He won't He will have a thirty year old hot
nanny picking him up from school because they can afford it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
He won't be around anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
How gross you at home? Haley Pearson?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I don't know. It depends what question. How gross am I?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
There have been some official timelines put on how often
you should replace common household items.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Oh this is actually gross listening to this, isn't it?
Because you're going to go, oh my god, I've.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Had that forever.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, And I think that pretty much everyone in Adelaide
is going to fail. I'm going to say at least
half of these, like seven for you hit me loofers
and bath sponges.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't use them, but I know a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Do hate loofers. They're covered in dead's skin. That has
to be gross, right, Yeah, that you should change. That's
like a once use only.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
So our solution is don't get them. But that's not
what the article says. The article says you should replace
them every three or four weeks. I use the same
tower like ten times, fifteen times if whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm when I get out clean when I get out
of the shower.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
What are your thoughts on accidentally using like Elyza's tower?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No, it's fun. I both clean when we get out
of the shower.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, I know, but they they if you have kids,
they generally don't hang them up properly, and then they
get that musty moldy.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's gross if it smells, get rid of.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And also you've rubbed your bits on it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My clean bits.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, but I don't want someone else's.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
In fairness, you and your husband have rubbed your bits
close to each other at least twice.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
My teenage at least twice. Only twice.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Anyway, you meant to replace the towels, not just wash them.
Replace them every one to three years. Wait what yeah, yeah,
new towels.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Where are the towels going. That's that's like full landfall.
Feel right there.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I've never heard of a towel getting in a dolphin's
blowhole in the middle of the position do they go?
I don't know. Toothbrushes. How often do you replace your toothbrush?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Probably not enough? How often he meant.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
To every three months? No raisor blades for shaving your legs,
shaving your face.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I go until they're full rusty.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, me too, because they cost like fifty bucks for
a package.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Well, okay, can I give you a tip.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
My husband does this, and he's I wish I know
who does this, so I should do it too.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
But he has like a little tub of oil in
his shower.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
If you put a razor blade in oil olive oil,
like olive oil, and.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
It sits there, it will never ever go rusty. Yeah,
he has. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And I'm like, I know he does that, and I
should do that too, but I don't want a little
container of oil in my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Science anyway, what they say is every five to seven uses.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Hang on, yeah, shave your legs five to seven times?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Was like, maybe this.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Article came from Gellette because they wanted to keep buying
their raisors anyway, use oil stuff Gellette?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Okay, hair brushes, how often do you place your hairbrush?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Never until it breaks every.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
One to two years, because hair brushes collect hair oils
and residue, which can cause scalp issues or hair breakage.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I would say, as a daughter of a hairdresser, putting
oil back into your.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Scalp is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Makeup sponges, Oh.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Never, Sometimes if it gets a bit grotty or like,
I'll wash it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I have had the same makeup sponge at Channel ten
to put my little TV foundation on for maybe three years.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
How often you meant to change it?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Every one to three months, depending on use.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Whatever? This is such a where'd you get this article?
That's so dumb?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Feels like it's come from the companies that are selling.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Those Yeah yeah, h we're just all foul.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Last one's makeup brushes? Have you ever replaced a makeup brush?
Speaker 10 (19:48):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
The only time I've ever replaced it is when it broke.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You should mate every six to twelve months.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh no, all right, no one does that.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Thirteen one or two three grotty home habits? Who is
the filthy pig in your household.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, I want to I want to talk to someone
who maybe has been using the same towel for the
last year.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
It hans up that person who's, oh, really, I've gone
six months without washing one before that.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
He's actually discussing us too much. Why birch?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Who cares? Who wants to wash a towel because it.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Doesn't stink and then you dry yourself and you smell
like old wet doll and.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The bristles are like flat. My toothbrush is over five
years old? What I beg your bart Yeah? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh, you're lying. You're just saying that for a moment.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Swear I'm not.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Your toothbrush is five years old.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah. I use a button knife to shave my legs.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Jimmy just bites them off.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I pluck each hair individually. Grotdy home habits better late
than never. Take it off with Sheen.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
We've got a one hundred and fifty dollars Sheen voucher
for you today. You're going the running to win that
one for your grotty home habits.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Call us your grubs.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Seven personal care items you need to be changing regularly
this article's come out. It includes things like tows. You
should be getting new towels every one for three years.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Don't listen to them. That's that's absolute bs.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Toothbrushes every three months, razor blades five to seven uses, hello,
who's got that sort of money?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Fifty dollars a three?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It even make up sponges one to three months, depending
on usage.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
So we're asking you out, lady. You are grubb. Do
you know someone who's a bit of a grub?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
To be fair, we're grubs too, We are filthy animals.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I did read most of those and go now, I
ain't doing that one, two three, give us a ring?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
What are your gloddy home habits?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Christie and Angelevail? What do you do your dirty little gow?
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Makes no judgment, right, No, So I just brushed my
teeth with my at least ten months old toothbrush heads.
I reckon it's even older than that. But I'm proud.
I'm happy to brush my teeth with the crush.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Christy.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I like to call myself a dentist because my wife's
a dentist, even though I've done no medical training.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Can I ask the state of the bristles? What are they?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
It's fine? So yeah, I'm going to keep going with
it until it's a yeah, they look really bad.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I haven't Hey, no, no shame here, I've breaken My
toothbrush is probably six months old as well. If you
don't brush that hard, the bristles stay straight, still good,
still works.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Are you saying that they shouldn't be parted like the sea?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
If they're parted like the sea, you're brushing too hard
and you just brush you're too long.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yeah, it might have full parted. Don't do anything light handed.
You know how heavy handed?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I am no very handed.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I punched you in the face the other night accidentally.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, you were just trying to caress my face. You're
not punching in the tooth. We are Christy, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
That was at the Goodie Hotel Lara Hi in Mono Para.
What's your story?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
So when I met my husband, he had lived in
he'd sold his house and he had been in his
friends for about eleven months. And the first night I
slept there, I woke up and I looked at his
sheets and I said, oh, did change feet? He said
when I moved in.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
This is where the line is. You have to watch
wash your bed sheets. You have to do it. Every
I would say every week.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Black, I do about fortnightly.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Okay, that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
As soon as he shooks about that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Lara, what did you say to this man that you
were courting at the time.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
You've and he's I just put I just bought new sheet,
I took charge.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh see, I would have just broken up with him.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
That's about love.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Is love, Lara can keep buying new sheets for the
rest of their marriage.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I lived with a guy who his sheets came off
his bed and he was just sleeping on the bear
mattress and it went brown. Yeah, and he just kept
sleeping on it with his dog on the God, that.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Is so gross.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
You might as well get a mattress on the side
of the road on hard rubbish day.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Degustan, it was one of yours, all right? Thirty one
two three, keep the colls coming gloddy home habits all right?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Listen up, you grubs.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Seven personal care items you need to be changing regularly,
And it turns out in this article you should be
doing a lot more than you are doing. Raizor blades
five to seven uses, get new ones, towels, replace them,
don't just wash them.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Replace them every year. I've got towels from like twenty
years ago. They become the dog towels, but they're still
in my house.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Replace those bad boys makeup sponges one to three months,
depending on use.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Never toothbrushes was an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Every three months, they say, replace your toothbrush this morning. Hayley,
you did suggest that your toothbrush was not great. Was
probably past the three months. Could you put a time
frame on it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That toothbrush you're holding there has been overseas with me.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I am holding your toothbrush because your husband, your husband
dropped off this toothbrush to me this morning at my request.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Oh, Jimmy's already been out.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
About Jimmy's been out and about.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
That is my actual toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I have your actual blue and silver Colgate toothbrush. And
I'm looking at the head of this bad boy, and
it looks like in your laundry at home, you've probably
got one of those big bristle brushes that you used
to scrub the grout or something like that. Rose that's
what the head of your toothbrush looks like.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Hayley pearsons as the as the husband of a dentist.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I am qualified to comment on this.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, it is is like parted like your hair.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It looks like you have been holding it on your
like lower teeth, but just brushing it like that. There
is a nice little like Moses has been through your
really hard.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Can you smell it like? It smells like toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Put in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Oh? Why would I do that?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Just was fun?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I think that that's probably be fun.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
The producers are walking in with a glass of water
and some toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You actually looked at the door. I'm going to use it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Not No, that's weird, my god? Are you actually going
to put your toothbrush in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Know?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Why would I do this? No benefits of doing that.
It's close to doing it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
It's not like we're in next year anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Anyway. Okay, you need to replace this, So you need
to replace this.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Okay, I brought you brought in your putting this.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
In the bin right now, Hayley, No, that's my toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Otherwise I've got nothing.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Don't because I'm lazy and I won't go and go
and get another one today buying you it's in the bin.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'm going to get that out of bin.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
All right. I've got your pillow here, How did you
get my pillow?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Eliza dropped?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
That's exactly what happened. My wife Eliza came to just
she might have seen Jimmy out the front.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
To be fair, I actually disappointed because I thought it
would be so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's got a little bit of ring Wear'm on it.
I'm a dribbler.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, you like to line in the corner of your
pillow because there's a big ring in the corner.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's pretty Yeah, that's a pretty good spot.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, you're definitely lord of the rings.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh good, very good. Is there an expiration date on
the pillow?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yep, says replacem sy date replaced after twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, five years?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Why not five years?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Five years of skin cells bacteria? Yeah, okay, that's going
in the mim'.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
A liva put in the What do I care? It
actually looks over the entire bin. Some pillows look a
lot worse.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, you should see mine. It's like full, like dark,
dark orange.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's because when you dribble on your pillow, it comes
out of the dirtiest mouth in the world. Because your
toothbrush is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's fake.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Lily in Underdale it's going to play the ten thousand
dollar a minute this morning. And Lily, you've just finished
Hot Matt Pillarates.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Who's hot Matt?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Well?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Who sounds hot? Yes?
Speaker 11 (27:32):
I have just finished my hot Mate pillards for this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
How did you go?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Did you have legs?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I was gonna say you have legs and straps, but
you don't with Hot Mat.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
No, not Hot Matt.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
But it was hard, it was good.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know what summer bodies are made a week before summer,
so then you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Start now, Okay, Lily, I'm going to give you the rules.
We really want you to win ten thousand dollars. That
would be a huge amount of money to win. Right now,
So you have ten questions sixty seconds. We have to
accept your first answer and if you pass on a question, Maxie.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Boy will come back to it at the end. All right, Okay,
you got this, Lils.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, Queen Lily, let's get this for you.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Your money minute starts now.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
How many days in January sat on.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
The Mighty rus or Australia's national team in.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Which sport.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Cricket?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What is the country between Spain and France?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Huh? Who is Kim Kardashian's mum, Christian. How many points?
How many stars on the Mercedes Benz logo? How many
little little bits on it?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Is?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
McGill road east or west of the Adelaide cbdle name
the key on a keyboard which turns letters into capital letters.
Captain Cabury is best known for making what Sweet come back?
What company owns?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
WhatsApp?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It's fine, It's fine.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
That's all right.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You did You're not going home empty handed?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, Lily? Can I go back to the Can I
go back to the Mercedes Benz logo?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Real quick? Can you picture it in your mind what
it looks.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Like like with the with the lines on it?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Because I feel like it wasn't worded very well.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I want to give you an opportunity, but if you
can't picture it, then you're not going to get it right.
Can you give me a number, give us a number
between two and five, maybe between two and four.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Do you know what you've tried? Let's move on there
we go?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Done?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
All right? Good goo? Okay?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
How many days in January thirty one? Boom Kim Kardashian's
mum is Chris Jenner. Boom Cabri is known for making
which sweet chocolate? And how many points on the Mercedes
Benz logo.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's three caps, like we've got that in there. What
is that five?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
That's five?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Five of though, Lily, you've got fifty bucks today?
Speaker 11 (30:08):
All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Do you want to know.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
The wrong answers? Or do you just want to move on?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We'll move on.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I think we move on.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
No one cares? You did a great job, Lily, Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Thank you job.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You're the best. Lew and Joy pilarates tomorrow right, try
again soon.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Really would love to hear from you to see any
repairs required on your car with autocam video reporting from
Auto Master's service and repair centers. Call auto Masters on
one three hundred Auto Masters Coming up next, Hale and
Max sharing the news that they're wrapping up at the
end of the year.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
A bit of a rollercoaster of emotions this week. I
love what we do, I love us, I love our show.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I love our little team as well.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I love our team.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Hard week for our team mixed one O two point
three Haley and Max in the morning.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
All right, you may have heard this, you may have
seen on the news on Facebook or whatever, but you
can hear it from us today.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
We have some news.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
We have news.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
We have news, and that is that our radio station
at Mix is going in a different direction next year,
and we found out on Monday that we're not part
of that.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So our show is ending on December twelve.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
We've got a few more weeks of entertainment.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
So if you've ever been through a redundancy, lost your job,
it's really tough. And I don't know about UMAX, but
for me, it's a rollercoaster of emotions because I love
I love what we do, I love our show, I
love this, I love radio. And I didn't I said
no when they asked me to come back last year.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I was like, I can't do this.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I've got a whole other life with that lady, and
I left on such a beautiful note at my last
radio station. I don't want to ruin that and tarnish that.
And I've loved it so much that I really wanted to.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Do another year.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I thought I had it in me to do another year,
but it's been cut short.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
So we've got eleven months out of a year. It's
like a decent percentage of a year.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Probably more like ten months.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'd say, yeah, it's true, so's we had most of
January off. Yeah, I've how are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Enjoy I've been in this windowless box of a studio
for three years now. Came with Ali Clark two years
ago and spent a couple of years with Ali, who's
an absolute pro, learning from her sitting here watching that
every day, and then have the ray of sunshine that
is you Haley Pearson here for the entire year, and
(32:36):
a lot more time with Burgo over the last eighteen months.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's just been brilliant as well. It's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I thought we were I thought we were just getting going.
But not to be, not to be. There's plenty of
spots on Radio a Talia. I'm sure for us.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
We've already been offered a job on an Italiano. This
is the thing in radio.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It just happens and it's crap and you never see
it coming. And to be honest, I walked into the
meeting and when they told me, I was like, hang on,
you'd love me?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah? What they do love you? They do love you.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
It doesn't make any sense. Why is this happening?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
But direction and that's fine, and that's fine, and that's
that's radio, and it's and we're not we're leaving on
a high.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
And I will say there is one high for me
is that I've said.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
This on the radio show before that when I came here,
it was really hard telling my kids, especially my ten
year old, who really just wants me there in the mornings.
And so when I found out this news, I got,
I raced to school pickup and I told him.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And this is his reaction.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Do you know why I'm here?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Why?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Because I have news to tell you what I'm not
doing radio next year?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yes, yeah, good, you're mixed. I say that he loves mix.
He's actually really sad because he wants to.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Be on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He did have a couple of good days with us
in here. He is he is, he the new direction, He.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Alfie is the new show next year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Guys, it'd probably be cheaper.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
But he just missed you. He missed you in the mornings.
He missed his mum. And that is everything, right.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yeah, that is what makes it all fine and okay,
and we're okay.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
We have other jobs.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Don't feel bad for us, Hailey and I do have
other jobs to go to as much as we do
very much enjoy this job and the lovely messages you've
all sent us over the last couple of days saying
you listened. It's been brilliant. I didn't really know that
we had that effect on people, so I've loved that.
So all you can do is wear t shirts that
say more spaghetti less upsety like I am.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
And you know it is what it is. And you
know what.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I've been through this before, Max, and it's the best
thing that ever happened to me because last time I
was made redundant, I came up with our lady. So
it's fine if you are going through this, it all
ends up completely fine.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
And so what we do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Now?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
We have thirty three shows left, so this is actually
excellent because we can make this show whatever we want
to make it.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
We want to do it for you, Adelaide.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
So if there's something you want on the show, if
you want to be a guest, if you want us
to place.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It music, whatever, it is, all the rules rather window, let's.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Just make the next thirty three days bloody amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Of course, anytime thirty one or two three about anything,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
We love you, Adelaide loves you. Thank you, guys. And
you know what, tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, Mix one oh two point three, how are you
Max in the morning?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Thirteen degrees in Adelaide right now? Twenty two Sonny, Robbie Williams.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Let me entertain you, entertain me, Hailey please, I'm trying
my best.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Robb is too loud. Robbie and the band they're so loud. Man.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
All right, guys, we want to know from you on
thirteen one oh two three what'd you find in your
dog's mouth? Because I have a thing now where our
thirteen year old puts the bins out, puts a rubbish out.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I'm like, mate, can you go put the rubbish out? Cool?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
But you know that day right before bins go and
your bins are starting to overflow, and then Jimmy's like
my husbands like you got to stand in it, and
we always try and stand it blah blah blah. But
when you're thirteen, it's cold AND's wet outside, I want
to put it in.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I just want to pop it on top.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
So happy that we don't have children at the moment,
I don't have the completely full bin.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh god, a family house. Wait, I can see the
family households on our street. Do you have to do
the dart across the other one to put bins in
the neighbors?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I would the amount of times I jump inside our
bin and think I'm going to end up on the floor,
like I'm totally gonna Yeah. So he did that, and
then obviously all the rubbish starts flying out.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
It's windy, blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
And I came out onto our front porch and I look,
and I've got two boxer dogs. One's one year old,
one's six years old, their sisters, and one of them
has something in the mouth and the other one has
something in the mouth, and they're both eating something.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I've seen Marris chew away and it always makes me
run straight to him, my dog, and stick my hand
right down his throat. Y.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yeah. They were both licking with their beautiful little tongues tunicicans.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
No cuts, cut shop shop.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
And I'm like, oh my god, this is the worst
you probably got internal bleeding. Your tongues are going to
be cut off. And so I ran over there and
I was thinking, where's the lid the lid.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Both of the lids of the tuna tins when we
put them in a bin, are inside the tuna tin, right,
They're nowhere to be seen. Those things are so sharp
that if you just went keep tongue gone. So I'm thinking,
hang on, have they both eaten that part? Has that
gone down the esophagus and they have they got internal bleeding.
I was so stressed. Well, I got the tuna tins,
(37:21):
and I'm yelling out to the boys, like, guys, we
need to go through our whole backyard, our front yard
to try and find these lids because they're the sharpest thing.
We have no idea where they are, so they're one
day there, but they're in our yard somewhere. There's there
was a little bit of blood on Peggy, older dog's tongue,
so she's obviously been like gnawing.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
At it and it had cut her. But like the thought,
it's like a paper cut to.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
The eyeball, a tuna tin lid to a dog tongue.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh, I got a dog tongue.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Sorry, what we have to groom Morris, our dog, because
he hates the groomers so much, like just loses it.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
He's a pitious crudle.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, and Lazo will kill me for telling you this,
but we like, you have to cut trim the hair
around his mouth one one.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Time ago one time.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well, she didn't mean to, she did and she no, no, sorry,
didn't mean to, but it did happen. Just she just
she nicked the front of his tongue with the scissors
because she was cutting the hair, and he stuck his
tongue out to weakness scissors just.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
As she snipped.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Oh, she would have felt awful.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's honestly a millimeter cart Yeah. Morris was like, what's
going on here? He had no she lost it. I
just had my dog and I sat there with Morris
and I held a paper towel and his tongue for
twenty minutes. And now he still has the end of
his tongue.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
It just has a.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
From his mummy.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Little was he scared of her for like months. He's
scared of anyone with scissors.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah, oh god, Okay, So you found scissors in his mouth?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, in the mouth, Tuna tins in the mouth.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
What did you find in your dog's mouth?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Thirty pet? Really? Yeah? Oh man?
Speaker 7 (38:59):
Fish?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
What was your fish gnawing on?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Just eating? Little a couple of pebbles.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
It's like with his time, little mouth.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
All right, checking the running for one hundred and fifty
dollars Sheen voucher better late. They never tick it off
with Sheen for your course thirteen one O two three.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
What did you find in your dog's or your animal's mouth? After?
Speaker 5 (39:19):
I was just telling Max how my thirteen year old
put the rubbish out, and on bin day. It was
right before bin day, and so you know when that's
all overflowing. And I walked outside and Marge and Peggy,
our two boxer girls, were both munging on a tunican,
each neck deep.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
And you had no idea where the lid was.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Oh, the lids are somewhere in our backyard, which is
so sharp and dangerous.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
It's like slicing an eye.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Al slicy and dicey thirty one O two three, Lee
in Seaford, Rise, Lee, you've got a dog too?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
What went in the dog's mouth?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
Look, morning, guys, thank you. We've got a three year
old labordoodle and she'll take whatever she can. And the
other week when we were setting the table for dinner
and then turned our back and turned around and she
had one of the steak nights in her mouth. I'm
just walking around parading with.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
It, carrying it like a bone.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
You mean, yeah, yeah, you're just like a bone. Didn't
want to eat it, just wanted to parade it around.
But very much so. Yeah. Yeah, she's had steak knives,
she's had stocks and stockings and so whatever can pretty
much bit in her mouth. She likes to preade them around.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
And so when you try, because this is the worst
part is when you're trying to catch them and they
think it's a game. Was your dog running around the
house away from you trying to get this sleep up?
Speaker 12 (40:29):
Yeah, very much so. That our dog shut the doors,
shut the shut whatever you can to drink the corner out.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Our dogs are saying, put socks in his mouth, and
then if you try to catch him, he's just like, well,
this is a swallow that does he eat socks regularly.
Still you have to wait for it to come out. Fortunately,
he's got iron guts and his stomach throws them up.
He's never had to pass the sock because he throws
them all up. Yeah, big idiot keeps doing it. Dixie
in Willips Down, Dixie, what does your dog eat.
Speaker 13 (40:59):
Well?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
I might.
Speaker 14 (41:01):
I've got about a two year old blue heeler, and
if anyone knows blue heelers, they eat everything and anything
they can get their hands on, their paws on, or
their mouths on. And so one day I'm looking out
the window and I can see my dog running around
with something in the backround. I'm like, how is that.
I go out and he is running.
Speaker 13 (41:18):
Around with my favorite pink boy running around.
Speaker 14 (41:23):
He's cranking around, and.
Speaker 13 (41:25):
He just did not want to give it back. So
that was like two hundred dollars down the good.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Because it does everything that a dog would like. It
makes a noise, it moves, there's.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
A battery operated Dixon, no power.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
But yeah, it was so funny because if anyone had
seen it, me running around there and he's just dancing
around like.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh this is a game, like Mom's planking with me.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
So I'm just thinking, oh my god, that got me
so much.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
So he washed it and put it back in your drawer.
Speaker 14 (41:56):
He chewed it, he treated its places. He wouldn't he
would not give it back. He wasn't giving it back.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
That is so sad.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Hopefully our friends at sexy Land Thing give Dixie a ring.
Sally and one can bringa heels. Sally, what did your
pet eat? Was in its mouth?
Speaker 11 (42:16):
Okay, so we've got a full mastiff and my husband
and his mate went fishing on the portlonger Jetty and
the dog breach his name is. He was sitting next
to my husband and went into his pocket and pulled
out a squid jag and swallowed a squid jag, which
is a fishing lure. So yeah, thirteen thousand dollars later,
(42:42):
so open up his stommache, can get it out.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Do you know what looks like is it like a look?
Squidjags are those things? They look like little fish. They're
really shy and on the end of them to like
hook the squid. If you push this way, nothing will
happen to you. But then it catches because it is
just like all of the little stuff, and you pull
on it and it latches in. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
So my husband's got his hand who will half his
arm down his throat and his mate behind him him.
But they couldn't bring it back up because the little
hooks were the way that we were trying to pull
it out. So that was awful. Yes, that's my story.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Thank you for sharing, Sally.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Tammy in Huntfield Heights, What did your cat have in
its mouth?
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Yes, we looked down the hallway and my pussy cat
was dragging something really big and chunky in his mouth,
and to my absolute disgust and horror, he had a
silicon breasting plant from my push up bra in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
That would feel really nice on his gums.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
And yes, but the most interesting thing is by the
time I got it off of him, it made me
laugh even harder to find out he'd chewed out the nipple.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah right, Oh my god, that it is so good.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Okay, Tammy, you need to get a prize.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wait can Tammy? You can have one hundred and fifty
dollars scene voucher. I'm sure that they may push up.
You can get yourself a new one. Maybe one for
the dog too, one for the cat too.
Speaker 9 (44:11):
Oh yeah, thank you very much, so good, thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
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the Queen of Adelaide work Day Michelle Murphy.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
We love that woman so much.
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
With these two together, anything can happen.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
Thanks one O two point three Haley Max in the Morning.
We've Benson Moon at six past six eight degrees right now.
Top of twenty two, Sonny and Adelie. What a nice
one here for ui?
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Maxie.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Boy is a song that from a from a movie
that I love, The Greatest Showman, and in fact, the
whole soundtrack is brilliant. It's so powerful that every time
I sing it, I'm proud. You know, if you feel
like you're a little bit different, you're a little bit
of a square pegan a round hole. It's nice to
embrace that. And I feel like I am one of
those people.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
So this is my song.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
It is me.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Kiala Saddle. What a great song?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
What else is Kiala being up to?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
I who cares?
Speaker 6 (01:05):
God?
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Actually yead this live on it forever? Oh that is It's.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
So powerful, especially with what's going on.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
At the moment.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, it's good. I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
All right, I'm going to go different type of power.
I actually wrote this song about you in nineteen ninety
seven and sent it to the Food Fighters.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh great, here we go.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's called my Hero.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Watch her as I as she goes is what I
had written down.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
But they obviously changed the lyrics to make it about
them selfish because.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's so rude, isn't it. You go and see them, no,
you know what.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
They come here all the time, and for some reason,
it's one of the only bands that I.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Would say I love them, but I've never seen them.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Oh yeah, I saw them and I was crying at
the concept and laid over because I I just had
a really had a deth in my family. Three days
later I went to the Food Fighters. I was like,
why am I here? I was just crying all the time.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They do emotional rock. What about when they've kids. The
drummer's son played and he played that song.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
That's amazing. But the girl then cheated on his wife
and ruined every thing. He was my hero, run as
theirs Mary do good music?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
All right?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
What do we want to hear? We want sa Kiala
settle for the greatest showman. This is me Foo Fighters,
my hero. We have got four tickets to forty X.
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Speaker 2 (02:28):
It's like the chair is gonna move.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
They're gonna spray air and water in your face, and
you immerse that in the movie.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Cool, you don't watch it. The clown actually probably is
standing behind the chair.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Beat Beat Ritchie.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
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Speaker 2 (02:44):
What do you want to hear? All right?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
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that we're going to play on the radio when you
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Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's what you're winning. A four pack of tickets to that.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
All right? These are our songs we have from me,
Kiala Settle this is me. Oh yes, grace your differences, guys, like.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
The Power Kiala. I got my hero by Food Fighters.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
I wrote this about Alia Pierson in nine ninety seven
and sent it off the Food.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Fighters because she's my hero. What do you want?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
On thirteen one O two three, Carmen in Albert Park,
Your sweet angel, what would you like to hear?
Speaker 7 (03:36):
Good morning, lovely people, Hello, tough one. But Foo Fighters
one of my favorite bands ever Wick my hero.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah that's okay. I love them too. Have you seen
them live, Carmen?
Speaker 7 (03:51):
Yes, I saw them at Adelaide Oval too.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, little head bang, Carmen.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Did you know that once I sat on Dave Grohl's toilet?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Really I went.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I went to La for seventy two hours to interview
the Food Fighters and he had just been to the toilet,
and then I needed to go to the bathroom, and
then I went sat so sad.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Were you like in a hotel or was it his No, it.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Was I went to his studio, interviewed him at his studio.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, what's his toilet?
Speaker 7 (04:18):
And that's the best thing about that studio.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
It was so good, it was warm, just laid a
big turn that's brilliant fresh to this day.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
Oh, he doesn't need one.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
They flew you over to do an interview with the
Food Fighters and you forgot how to use your recording.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
No, no, no, they flew me over.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
I practiced how to use it and then it broke
and Dave Girl had to sit with me for fifteen
minutes and fixed my recording device.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
That's nice.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I was dying.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
What a good guy? Right?
Speaker 1 (04:48):
One vote for Dave Girl, the man who does poos
that don't smell Darren in Semaphore, which vote for you?
I would have to be the food Fighters as well?
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Yeah, all right, Max, you when I'm fine with that?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Today, dads, would you like some movie tickets?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
So that'd be great, that'd be awesome, dries Mate.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
It's four tickets forty at events cinemas only, Mate, thanks
so much for the call. Here is the winner to
fight for your flashback, MAXI song Foo Fighters my hero
a Max here in the morning Here thanks to UI
twenty two Sonny in Adelaide. Today finally is a nice
sun nine degrees right now.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
This is Haley Max.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
After debate on.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
Hailey Pierson, Max Burford heads ahead on a topic that
divides Adelaide and you've got sixty seconds on the clock
to debate this topic. All kids in your child's class
should be invited to your kid's birthday party. Affirmative Max
Burford negative, Hailey Pearson. So why don't we start with you, Max.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
And before you start the timer. We're both on the
same side here. We both think it's ridiculous. However, I'm
going to fight this fight, and I'm going to fight
the fight in a different way, okay, because I think
all children should be invited birthday parties.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
And I'm going to tug at your heartstrings. Had here
we go with a little story. Your time shut.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Don't use my kids in this, by the way.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I'm gonna use you now. Picture this, Hailey Peterson. You
are five years old. You've just started reception for the
first time. You are a shy little flower. You're trying
to find your place in the classroom. You see the
group of five girls that you thought you were getting
close to. They're all standing there at recess. You walk
up to them and you go, do you guys want
to go to the playground?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
What's this? Why do they all have the same lollipops?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
And how did it eventuate that the five of your
friends all have the same little plastic fairy toy. That's strange.
Little Haley's so confused. It hasn't clicked. You walk up
to them, you say, hi, girls, can I play? They
turned to you and say sorry, we're just doing the
butterfly club today.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Maybe tomorrow. Haley, your heart sinks.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
You find a bench, you sit by yourself, You eat
your carrot sticks. No one else comes up to you.
At recess, the bell goes. You head back to class.
You sit in the corner by yourself. Your reception teacher.
Mister Metonti hands.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Out paint for our preception teacher.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah, the butterfly girls, they're all gonna paint colorful butterflies.
You wonder if you ever see color again. Just a
black paint for me today, mister Metonti. If only those
selfish pigs had invited me to the birthday party.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
That's maybe. If you're really say now, I don't have
it in me to deliver mine.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I'm just trying to fight the fight.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
He's really sad.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
That's why you should invite children to all birthday parties.
On the negative, Hailey, Piers in your time starts.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
Now, absolutely not a party of five to ten kids.
That's perfect, it's fun, it's manageable, it's meaningful.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
Anymore is riddled with problems.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Firstly, that means you have to buy thirty presents a year.
All we have to come up with twenty five different
excuses as to why our kids can't.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Go to your stupid child's birthday party.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Think about it, that's thirty weekends you have to juggle.
That's thirty gifts, thirty rounds of awkward small talk with
families I don't know. I barely have time to see
my own friends. I don't want to waste my weekends
with people I don't know. And as the parent of
the birthday kid, think of the money no one can
afford that nobody wants this kids. They don't want to
invite their bullies to their party.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
That's what you'd have to do if you have to
invite everybody.
Speaker 5 (07:55):
And to be honest, every time I open my son's
bag and I see an invitation for another birthday party,
the first thing I do is say, Ford's sake, what
the Hell's.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
I Then I don't know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Nicely debated guys, what do you think? Alison in North Adelaide.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
I'm on team Haley all the way.
Speaker 8 (08:13):
I've actually had an experience for when my daughter is
around seven or eight and.
Speaker 6 (08:17):
We decided to include the class, and we'd bought the
same thing.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
And be able to afford to accommodate thirty plus kids,
plus your.
Speaker 10 (08:25):
Child may not get along with everybody in the class.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Hale to my birthday party. She'd ruin it. She'd be
up on stage, dancing room.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, I would do that, but and no one to
pay any attention to me, and it would ruin my.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Special bat Max and Gina is weighing in right now
as one of our lawyers.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
What do you think, Gina?
Speaker 10 (08:43):
With Max and bye everybody, this is the kid's birthday.
It's literally one day a year that's about them. And
because I own a cake supply and a party shop,
I see the excitement on the kids' faces when they
come in. Gina, Jesus, it's all about the children.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
Trust me.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Ready for the final verdicts, my friends.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't hold great hope for this.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
But yes, eighty three percent of the mixed family say
that we shouldn't have to invite the entire class to
the birthday party.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Well coming, congratulations and another win.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I would love to be on the side of a
topic that is the clear correct answer one time.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Imagine walking into your year twelve history exam sitting down.
You've got your nervous energy, you're at those separate desks.
You're like two meters away from your best mate. You
go stayed up all last night studying because you didn't
do any study in the week previous, because who cares.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
You're wearing your lucky undies.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Yeah, you're there. Your pen works.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
You've got three black pens just in case you'll never
need them.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, there's no way you'll need them.
Speaker 5 (09:50):
And you do that little exercise thing with your hand,
like because you know that your hand's going to be
really so soon.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, and you writing.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Get in there and you flip the page over and
you start reading the topic and go cool, Yeah, ancient Rome.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yes, we've been studying this brilliant. Oh yes, I know
all about the aqueducts.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Wait a second Emperor Augustus or Emperor Julius Caesar. There
is a school in Brisbane that spent the entire term
teaching their year twelves about the wrong.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Emperor for the year twelve exam. How does it happen?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Is it a teacher that's just gone, like a dyslexic
teacher that's gone, I've just read it wrong and I'm
just going.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
To teach him this Like what this is? Brisbane State
High school. The year twelves have been informed two days
before the exam, which I think is today or tomorrow,
that guys, what you've been studying is the wrong thing.
Now the governing board have come out and they have said, look,
the examination is skills based, so just because they learned
(10:52):
the wrong prescribed topic they should be okay with this.
But the anxiety levels at those Brisbane schools after they
learned last year's exam topic instead of this year's exam.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Toh my god.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I would have just swapped the name out. So everything
that you.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Learn about Augustus I would have just gone, oh, yeah,
that happened to Julius Caesar probably did.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, it lives in the same hands.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
The difference.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
You know everything about history. What's the difference between Julius
Caesar and Augustus Gloop.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
One fell into the Willywonka River. I love how much
to crack yourself up?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
The other one hung out with Russell Crowe and the Colos.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
I'm my biggest fan, do Youmber?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Do you remember any of your own exams? Hailey?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I remember walking into our year twelve accounting exam and.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
Yeah you did at counting.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I just saw thought I would do it.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
It was like practical and then was everyone just had.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
A loser in that. No, it's like it's essentially just
practical mats. But yeah, sucked. I was no good their
briefcase wearing suits.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
We had to dress as nine to five business short
back in side. I remember sitting there a bloke named
Steve and Steve, yeah, Steve, and Steve hadn't hadn't been
the most attentive student and didn't really care too much
what his grades were. And he sat there and didn't
(12:22):
like write anything down. And then as soon as the
examiner said, after like fifteen minutes, okay, you can now
leave if you wanted to, Like, you know, there's that
minimum period of time that you have to be. He's like,
you can leave if you wanted to. They say, it's
part of the script. They don't expect anyone to leave.
You just hear the scraping of this chair. Steve sort
of stands up with his paper unopened. Why he didn't
(12:45):
bring a pen, had no interest in doing the exam,
and just walked out.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And I was like, ballsy, this man got balked, see.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Steve, but why why would you go to an expensive school?
And then like how annoying. Were his parents going to
be sitting for the exam? And then it goes, I'm
not even gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I did that with all my exams. What I just
went through?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
And I wrote like I just ticked him and answered
him or whatever, real quick, didn't study for them at all,
interesting finishing and threw them all away. I didn't finish them,
and I walked out like ten minutes in.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Oh my god, I was a complete opposite. Yea, there's
no way, hell I was in school now. I couldn't
give a crap now I do that.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
How are you not an accountant?
Speaker 1 (13:20):
Now?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I don't know why I'm not an accountant.
Speaker 5 (13:22):
I'd be a really cool accountant, wouldn't I My lace
basketball singer.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Literally going to say, you could not pull off a
grace money. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, Peely's Britney spears. She's not alive anymore.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
She's she is. We've established that the AI version of.
Speaker 5 (13:41):
Her is just getting out about so after I did
say on Friday that.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
I think she doesn't exist anymore. She was spotted.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, she was out and about in a restaurant, drinking
beers on.
Speaker 5 (13:51):
A date with a girl, I think, dumbling around looking
like she was wearing a nappy, but it turns out
and then and then she was seen speeding away from
the paparazzi and driving erradically all over the road. I
feel like, apparently she wasn't drunk. She was just going
in there and having a nice bite to eat. It's
just how she is. She's just a little bit all
over the place.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
She's a lot all over the place.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
But you know, when you're trying to the places she's
both ends up the other way.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, Brittany, I.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Don't think she ever tries to be normal.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I don't think Britney anyways, she wasn't drunk driving, so
that's good.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Yeah, well done, Brittany. Now Robert Irwin, he's off the market. Girls, damn.
He's with Hailey Bliss.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
So yeah, how's.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
That last name? Bliss? Like a little bliss ball.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
She worked at the Crazy Horse.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She does not.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
She is the dancer that they were dancing together and
dancing with the stars. They always end up looking up
with their partner, don't they. Rachel Finch ended up marrying hers,
did she a couple of kids?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Intimate dancing like that?
Speaker 5 (14:49):
Yeah, and you see why if you're single and you're
being so it's so sexual, isn't.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
It like full close, like a little late night dance.
What's her name? Going to? Just try to google her?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Hailey with h a I ellie Ye.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
It's Hailey Bill's.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
So if you are trying to google to see what
she looks like, it's Bills Hailey Bliss.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Sound she'd say, Hailey Bliss.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
It's a typo.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I'm gonna go away, Haighy Bliss from.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Now Grats Bobby and the Bliss changed.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
My name to Hailey Bliss. Kelsey Grammar Kelsey Gramdma's a
dad again, guys.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Oh, Brasia.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
I thought I was about to say Kelsey's Grandma's dead
because he's old.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
But he's not.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
He's still alive. He's seventeen.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He's still got work in swimmers. By the sound, I'm
still working.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's never too well for a man to the baby.
This is his eighth child.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Eight Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
He announced it on a podcast. Do you have eight kids?
Speaker 2 (15:46):
We just tell our fourth one. So it just became
eight kids. It was like three days ago.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Oh my god, congratulations.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
Christopher. That's just the family.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Welcome Christopher.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
Ye, lovely, not a lot of baby Christopher's being born.
Speaker 5 (16:05):
No, especially when they say you have to call them
five name Christopher, Chris Christopher.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
His wife's forty six. She's just had her fourth kid.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I thought that was his daughter.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
Could be one of them.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
I mean, what attracts you to it? Like, why do
you want to have a baby with a seventy year
old because.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
He sitches balls?
Speaker 3 (16:24):
What about the kid?
Speaker 5 (16:25):
The kid's going to be ten and have an eighty
year old dad picking him up from school.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
He won't He will have a thirty year old hot
nanny picking him up from school because they can afford it.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
He won't be around anymore.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
How gross you at home? Haley Pearson?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
I don't know. It depends what question. How gross am I?
Speaker 2 (16:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
There have been some official timelines put on how often
you should replace common household items.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Oh this is actually gross listening to this, isn't it?
Because you're going to go, oh my god, I've.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
Had that forever.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah, And I think that pretty much everyone in Adelaide
is going to fail. I'm going to say at least
half of these, like seven for you hit me loofers
and bath sponges.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I don't use them, but I know a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Do hate loofers. They're covered in dead's skin. That has
to be gross, right, Yeah, that you should change. That's
like a once use only.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
So our solution is don't get them. But that's not
what the article says. The article says you should replace
them every three or four weeks. I use the same
tower like ten times, fifteen times if whatever.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I'm when I get out clean when I get out
of the shower.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
What are your thoughts on accidentally using like Elyza's tower?
Speaker 2 (17:29):
No, it's fun. I both clean when we get out
of the shower.
Speaker 5 (17:32):
No, I know, but they they if you have kids,
they generally don't hang them up properly, and then they
get that musty moldy.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
That's gross if it smells, get rid of.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
And also you've rubbed your bits on it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My clean bits.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, but I don't want someone else's.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
In fairness, you and your husband have rubbed your bits
close to each other at least twice.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
My teenage at least twice. Only twice.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Anyway, you meant to replace the towels, not just wash them.
Replace them every one to three years. Wait what yeah, yeah,
new towels.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Where are the towels going. That's that's like full landfall.
Feel right there.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I've never heard of a towel getting in a dolphin's
blowhole in the middle of the position do they go?
I don't know. Toothbrushes. How often do you replace your toothbrush?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Probably not enough? How often he meant.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
To every three months? No raisor blades for shaving your legs,
shaving your face.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
I go until they're full rusty.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah, me too, because they cost like fifty bucks for
a package.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Well, okay, can I give you a tip.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
My husband does this, and he's I wish I know
who does this, so I should do it too.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
But he has like a little tub of oil in
his shower.
Speaker 5 (18:33):
If you put a razor blade in oil olive oil,
like olive oil, and.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
It sits there, it will never ever go rusty. Yeah,
he has. It's unbelievable.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
And I'm like, I know he does that, and I
should do that too, but I don't want a little
container of oil in my bathroom.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Science anyway, what they say is every five to seven uses.
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Hang on, yeah, shave your legs five to seven times?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Was like, maybe this.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Article came from Gellette because they wanted to keep buying
their raisors anyway, use oil stuff Gellette?
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Okay, hair brushes, how often do you place your hairbrush?
Speaker 3 (19:04):
Never until it breaks every.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
One to two years, because hair brushes collect hair oils
and residue, which can cause scalp issues or hair breakage.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I would say, as a daughter of a hairdresser, putting
oil back into your.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Scalp is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Makeup sponges, Oh.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
Never, Sometimes if it gets a bit grotty or like,
I'll wash it.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I have had the same makeup sponge at Channel ten
to put my little TV foundation on for maybe three years.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
How often you meant to change it?
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Every one to three months, depending on use.
Speaker 3 (19:35):
Whatever? This is such a where'd you get this article?
That's so dumb?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Feels like it's come from the companies that are selling.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Those Yeah yeah, h we're just all foul.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Last one's makeup brushes? Have you ever replaced a makeup brush?
Speaker 10 (19:48):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (19:49):
No.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
The only time I've ever replaced it is when it broke.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
You should mate every six to twelve months.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh no, all right, no one does that.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Thirteen one or two three grotty home habits? Who is
the filthy pig in your household.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Yeah, I want to I want to talk to someone
who maybe has been using the same towel for the
last year.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
It hans up that person who's, oh, really, I've gone
six months without washing one before that.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
He's actually discussing us too much. Why birch?
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Who cares? Who wants to wash a towel because it.
Speaker 5 (20:14):
Doesn't stink and then you dry yourself and you smell
like old wet doll and.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
The bristles are like flat. My toothbrush is over five
years old? What I beg your bart Yeah? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Oh, you're lying. You're just saying that for a moment.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Swear I'm not.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Your toothbrush is five years old.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah. I use a button knife to shave my legs.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Jimmy just bites them off.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
I pluck each hair individually. Grotdy home habits better late
than never. Take it off with Sheen.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
We've got a one hundred and fifty dollars Sheen voucher
for you today. You're going the running to win that
one for your grotty home habits.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Call us your grubs.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Seven personal care items you need to be changing regularly
this article's come out. It includes things like tows. You
should be getting new towels every one for three years.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Don't listen to them. That's that's absolute bs.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Toothbrushes every three months, razor blades five to seven uses, hello,
who's got that sort of money?
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Fifty dollars a three?
Speaker 1 (21:09):
It even make up sponges one to three months, depending
on usage.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
So we're asking you out, lady. You are grubb. Do
you know someone who's a bit of a grub?
Speaker 5 (21:17):
To be fair, we're grubs too, We are filthy animals.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I did read most of those and go now, I
ain't doing that one, two three, give us a ring?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
What are your gloddy home habits?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
Christie and Angelevail? What do you do your dirty little gow?
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Good morning?
Speaker 8 (21:32):
Makes no judgment, right, No, So I just brushed my
teeth with my at least ten months old toothbrush heads.
I reckon it's even older than that. But I'm proud.
I'm happy to brush my teeth with the crush.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Christy.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
I like to call myself a dentist because my wife's
a dentist, even though I've done no medical training.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Can I ask the state of the bristles? What are they?
Speaker 8 (21:57):
It's fine? So yeah, I'm going to keep going with
it until it's a yeah, they look really bad.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I haven't Hey, no, no shame here, I've breaken My
toothbrush is probably six months old as well. If you
don't brush that hard, the bristles stay straight, still good,
still works.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Are you saying that they shouldn't be parted like the sea?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
If they're parted like the sea, you're brushing too hard
and you just brush you're too long.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yeah, it might have full parted. Don't do anything light handed.
You know how heavy handed?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
I am no very handed.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I punched you in the face the other night accidentally.
Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, you were just trying to caress my face. You're
not punching in the tooth. We are Christy, thank you.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
That was at the Goodie Hotel Lara Hi in Mono Para.
What's your story?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
So when I met my husband, he had lived in
he'd sold his house and he had been in his
friends for about eleven months. And the first night I
slept there, I woke up and I looked at his
sheets and I said, oh, did change feet? He said
when I moved in.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
This is where the line is. You have to watch
wash your bed sheets. You have to do it. Every
I would say every week.
Speaker 6 (23:06):
Black, I do about fortnightly.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
Okay, that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 6 (23:10):
As soon as he shooks about that.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Lara, what did you say to this man that you
were courting at the time.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
You've and he's I just put I just bought new sheet,
I took charge.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Oh see, I would have just broken up with him.
Speaker 5 (23:24):
That's about love.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Is love, Lara can keep buying new sheets for the
rest of their marriage.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
I lived with a guy who his sheets came off
his bed and he was just sleeping on the bear
mattress and it went brown. Yeah, and he just kept
sleeping on it with his dog on the God, that.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Is so gross.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
You might as well get a mattress on the side
of the road on hard rubbish day.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Degustan, it was one of yours, all right? Thirty one
two three, keep the colls coming gloddy home habits all right?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Listen up, you grubs.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Seven personal care items you need to be changing regularly,
And it turns out in this article you should be
doing a lot more than you are doing. Raizor blades
five to seven uses, get new ones, towels, replace them,
don't just wash them.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
Replace them every year. I've got towels from like twenty
years ago. They become the dog towels, but they're still
in my house.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Replace those bad boys makeup sponges one to three months,
depending on use.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
Never toothbrushes was an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Every three months, they say, replace your toothbrush this morning. Hayley,
you did suggest that your toothbrush was not great. Was
probably past the three months. Could you put a time
frame on it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
That toothbrush you're holding there has been overseas with me.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I am holding your toothbrush because your husband, your husband
dropped off this toothbrush to me this morning at my request.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Oh, Jimmy's already been out.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
About Jimmy's been out and about.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
That is my actual toothbrush.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I have your actual blue and silver Colgate toothbrush. And
I'm looking at the head of this bad boy, and
it looks like in your laundry at home, you've probably
got one of those big bristle brushes that you used
to scrub the grout or something like that. Rose that's
what the head of your toothbrush looks like.
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Hayley pearsons as the as the husband of a dentist.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
I am qualified to comment on this.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Yeah, it is is like parted like your hair.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
It looks like you have been holding it on your
like lower teeth, but just brushing it like that. There
is a nice little like Moses has been through your
really hard.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Can you smell it like? It smells like toothpaste?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Put in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (25:33):
Oh? Why would I do that?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Just was fun?
Speaker 2 (25:36):
I think that that's probably be fun.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
All right.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
The producers are walking in with a glass of water
and some toothpaste.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You actually looked at the door. I'm going to use it.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Not No, that's weird, my god? Are you actually going
to put your toothbrush in your mouth?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Actually?
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Know?
Speaker 2 (25:49):
Why would I do this? No benefits of doing that.
It's close to doing it.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
It's not like we're in next year anyway.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Anyway. Okay, you need to replace this, So you need
to replace this.
Speaker 3 (25:59):
Okay, I brought you brought in your putting this.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
In the bin right now, Hayley, No, that's my toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (26:03):
Otherwise I've got nothing.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Don't because I'm lazy and I won't go and go
and get another one today buying you it's in the bin.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I'm going to get that out of bin.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
All right. I've got your pillow here, How did you
get my pillow?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
Eliza dropped?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
That's exactly what happened. My wife Eliza came to just
she might have seen Jimmy out the front.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
To be fair, I actually disappointed because I thought it
would be so disgusting.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
It's got a little bit of ring Wear'm on it.
I'm a dribbler.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Yeah, you like to line in the corner of your
pillow because there's a big ring in the corner.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
That's pretty Yeah, that's a pretty good spot.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yeah, you're definitely lord of the rings.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Oh good, very good. Is there an expiration date on
the pillow?
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yep, says replacem sy date replaced after twenty twenty.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Yeah, five years?
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Why not five years?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
Five years of skin cells bacteria? Yeah, okay, that's going
in the mim'.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
A liva put in the What do I care? It
actually looks over the entire bin. Some pillows look a
lot worse.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
Yeah, you should see mine. It's like full, like dark,
dark orange.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
That's because when you dribble on your pillow, it comes
out of the dirtiest mouth in the world. Because your
toothbrush is disgusting.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
It's fake.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Lily in Underdale it's going to play the ten thousand
dollar a minute this morning. And Lily, you've just finished
Hot Matt Pillarates.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Who's hot Matt?
Speaker 6 (27:29):
Well?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Who sounds hot? Yes?
Speaker 11 (27:32):
I have just finished my hot Mate pillards for this morning.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
How did you go?
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Did you have legs?
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I was gonna say you have legs and straps, but
you don't with Hot Mat.
Speaker 11 (27:41):
No, not Hot Matt.
Speaker 8 (27:43):
But it was hard, it was good.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You know what summer bodies are made a week before summer,
so then you're doing the right thing.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Start now, Okay, Lily, I'm going to give you the rules.
We really want you to win ten thousand dollars. That
would be a huge amount of money to win. Right now,
So you have ten questions sixty seconds. We have to
accept your first answer and if you pass on a question, Maxie.
Speaker 3 (28:04):
Boy will come back to it at the end. All right, Okay,
you got this, Lils.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, Queen Lily, let's get this for you.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Your money minute starts now.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
How many days in January sat on.
Speaker 2 (28:19):
The Mighty rus or Australia's national team in.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Which sport.
Speaker 6 (28:25):
Cricket?
Speaker 2 (28:26):
What is the country between Spain and France?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Huh? Who is Kim Kardashian's mum, Christian. How many points?
How many stars on the Mercedes Benz logo? How many
little little bits on it?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Is?
Speaker 1 (28:50):
McGill road east or west of the Adelaide cbdle name
the key on a keyboard which turns letters into capital letters.
Captain Cabury is best known for making what Sweet come back?
What company owns?
Speaker 2 (29:10):
WhatsApp?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It's fine, It's fine.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
That's all right.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You did You're not going home empty handed?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Okay, Lily? Can I go back to the Can I
go back to the Mercedes Benz logo?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Real quick? Can you picture it in your mind what
it looks.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Like like with the with the lines on it?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Because I feel like it wasn't worded very well.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I want to give you an opportunity, but if you
can't picture it, then you're not going to get it right.
Can you give me a number, give us a number
between two and five, maybe between two and four.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Do you know what you've tried? Let's move on there
we go?
Speaker 6 (29:46):
Done?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
All right? Good goo? Okay?
Speaker 5 (29:49):
How many days in January thirty one? Boom Kim Kardashian's
mum is Chris Jenner. Boom Cabri is known for making
which sweet chocolate? And how many points on the Mercedes
Benz logo.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's three caps, like we've got that in there. What
is that five?
Speaker 3 (30:05):
That's five?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Five of though, Lily, you've got fifty bucks today?
Speaker 11 (30:08):
All right, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Do you want to know.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
The wrong answers? Or do you just want to move on?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
We'll move on.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
I think we move on.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
No one cares? You did a great job, Lily, Oh.
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Thank you job.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
You're the best. Lew and Joy pilarates tomorrow right, try
again soon.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
Really would love to hear from you to see any
repairs required on your car with autocam video reporting from
Auto Master's service and repair centers. Call auto Masters on
one three hundred Auto Masters Coming up next, Hale and
Max sharing the news that they're wrapping up at the
end of the year.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
A bit of a rollercoaster of emotions this week. I
love what we do, I love us, I love our show.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
I love our little team as well.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
I love our team.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Hard week for our team mixed one O two point
three Haley and Max in the morning.
Speaker 5 (30:54):
All right, you may have heard this, you may have
seen on the news on Facebook or whatever, but you
can hear it from us today.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
We have some news.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
We have news.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
We have news, and that is that our radio station
at Mix is going in a different direction next year,
and we found out on Monday that we're not part
of that.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So our show is ending on December twelve.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
We've got a few more weeks of entertainment.
Speaker 5 (31:23):
So if you've ever been through a redundancy, lost your job,
it's really tough. And I don't know about UMAX, but
for me, it's a rollercoaster of emotions because I love
I love what we do, I love our show, I
love this, I love radio. And I didn't I said
no when they asked me to come back last year.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
I was like, I can't do this.
Speaker 5 (31:46):
I've got a whole other life with that lady, and
I left on such a beautiful note at my last
radio station. I don't want to ruin that and tarnish that.
And I've loved it so much that I really wanted to.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Do another year.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
I thought I had it in me to do another year,
but it's been cut short.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
So we've got eleven months out of a year. It's
like a decent percentage of a year.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Probably more like ten months.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I'd say, yeah, it's true, so's we had most of
January off. Yeah, I've how are you feeling?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Very much?
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Enjoy I've been in this windowless box of a studio
for three years now. Came with Ali Clark two years
ago and spent a couple of years with Ali, who's
an absolute pro, learning from her sitting here watching that
every day, and then have the ray of sunshine that
is you Haley Pearson here for the entire year, and
(32:36):
a lot more time with Burgo over the last eighteen months.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
It's just been brilliant as well. It's I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
I thought we were I thought we were just getting going.
But not to be, not to be. There's plenty of
spots on Radio a Talia. I'm sure for us.
Speaker 3 (32:51):
We've already been offered a job on an Italiano. This
is the thing in radio.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
It just happens and it's crap and you never see
it coming. And to be honest, I walked into the
meeting and when they told me, I was like, hang on,
you'd love me?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah? What they do love you? They do love you.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
It doesn't make any sense. Why is this happening?
Speaker 5 (33:12):
But direction and that's fine, and that's fine, and that's
that's radio, and it's and we're not we're leaving on
a high.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
And I will say there is one high for me
is that I've said.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
This on the radio show before that when I came here,
it was really hard telling my kids, especially my ten
year old, who really just wants me there in the mornings.
And so when I found out this news, I got,
I raced to school pickup and I told him.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
And this is his reaction.
Speaker 5 (33:36):
Do you know why I'm here?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Why?
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Because I have news to tell you what I'm not
doing radio next year?
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Yes, yeah, good, you're mixed. I say that he loves mix.
He's actually really sad because he wants to.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
Be on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
He did have a couple of good days with us
in here. He is he is, he the new direction, He.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
Alfie is the new show next year.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Guys, it'd probably be cheaper.
Speaker 4 (34:04):
But he just missed you. He missed you in the mornings.
He missed his mum. And that is everything, right.
Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yeah, that is what makes it all fine and okay,
and we're okay.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
We have other jobs.
Speaker 1 (34:15):
Don't feel bad for us, Hailey and I do have
other jobs to go to as much as we do
very much enjoy this job and the lovely messages you've
all sent us over the last couple of days saying
you listened. It's been brilliant. I didn't really know that
we had that effect on people, so I've loved that.
So all you can do is wear t shirts that
say more spaghetti less upsety like I am.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
And you know it is what it is. And you
know what.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
I've been through this before, Max, and it's the best
thing that ever happened to me because last time I
was made redundant, I came up with our lady. So
it's fine if you are going through this, it all
ends up completely fine.
Speaker 3 (34:45):
And so what we do you want to do?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Now?
Speaker 5 (34:46):
We have thirty three shows left, so this is actually
excellent because we can make this show whatever we want
to make it.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
We want to do it for you, Adelaide.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
So if there's something you want on the show, if
you want to be a guest, if you want us
to place.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
It music, whatever, it is, all the rules rather window, let's.
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Just make the next thirty three days bloody amazing.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Of course, anytime thirty one or two three about anything,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (35:07):
We love you.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
We love you, Adelaide loves you. Thank you, guys. And
you know what, tough times don't last, but tough people do.
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Yeah, Mix one oh two point three, how are you
Max in the morning?
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Thirteen degrees in Adelaide right now? Twenty two Sonny, Robbie Williams.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Let me entertain you, entertain me, Hailey please, I'm trying
my best.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Robb is too loud. Robbie and the band they're so loud. Man.
Speaker 5 (35:33):
All right, guys, we want to know from you on
thirteen one oh two three what'd you find in your
dog's mouth? Because I have a thing now where our
thirteen year old puts the bins out, puts a rubbish out.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
I'm like, mate, can you go put the rubbish out? Cool?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
But you know that day right before bins go and
your bins are starting to overflow, and then Jimmy's like
my husbands like you got to stand in it, and
we always try and stand it blah blah blah. But
when you're thirteen, it's cold AND's wet outside, I want
to put it in.
Speaker 3 (35:58):
I just want to pop it on top.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
So happy that we don't have children at the moment,
I don't have the completely full bin.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Oh god, a family house. Wait, I can see the
family households on our street. Do you have to do
the dart across the other one to put bins in
the neighbors?
Speaker 5 (36:09):
I would the amount of times I jump inside our
bin and think I'm going to end up on the floor,
like I'm totally gonna Yeah. So he did that, and
then obviously all the rubbish starts flying out.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
It's windy, blah blah blah.
Speaker 5 (36:22):
And I came out onto our front porch and I look,
and I've got two boxer dogs. One's one year old,
one's six years old, their sisters, and one of them
has something in the mouth and the other one has
something in the mouth, and they're both eating something.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
I've seen Marris chew away and it always makes me
run straight to him, my dog, and stick my hand
right down his throat. Y.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Yeah. They were both licking with their beautiful little tongues tunicicans.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
No cuts, cut shop shop.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
And I'm like, oh my god, this is the worst
you probably got internal bleeding. Your tongues are going to
be cut off. And so I ran over there and
I was thinking, where's the lid the lid.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
Both of the lids of the tuna tins when we
put them in a bin, are inside the tuna tin, right,
They're nowhere to be seen. Those things are so sharp
that if you just went keep tongue gone. So I'm thinking,
hang on, have they both eaten that part? Has that
gone down the esophagus and they have they got internal bleeding.
I was so stressed. Well, I got the tuna tins,
(37:21):
and I'm yelling out to the boys, like, guys, we
need to go through our whole backyard, our front yard
to try and find these lids because they're the sharpest thing.
We have no idea where they are, so they're one
day there, but they're in our yard somewhere. There's there
was a little bit of blood on Peggy, older dog's tongue,
so she's obviously been like gnawing.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
At it and it had cut her. But like the thought,
it's like a paper cut to.
Speaker 5 (37:42):
The eyeball, a tuna tin lid to a dog tongue.
Speaker 2 (37:47):
Oh, I got a dog tongue.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
Sorry, what we have to groom Morris, our dog, because
he hates the groomers so much, like just loses it.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
He's a pitious crudle.
Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yeah, and Lazo will kill me for telling you this,
but we like, you have to cut trim the hair
around his mouth one one.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Time ago one time.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
Well, she didn't mean to, she did and she no, no, sorry,
didn't mean to, but it did happen. Just she just
she nicked the front of his tongue with the scissors
because she was cutting the hair, and he stuck his
tongue out to weakness scissors just.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
As she snipped.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Oh, she would have felt awful.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
It's honestly a millimeter cart Yeah. Morris was like, what's
going on here? He had no she lost it. I
just had my dog and I sat there with Morris
and I held a paper towel and his tongue for
twenty minutes. And now he still has the end of
his tongue.
Speaker 2 (38:38):
It just has a.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
From his mummy.
Speaker 2 (38:41):
Little was he scared of her for like months. He's
scared of anyone with scissors.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Yeah, oh god, Okay, So you found scissors in his mouth?
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, in the mouth, Tuna tins in the mouth.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
What did you find in your dog's mouth?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
Thirty pet? Really? Yeah? Oh man?
Speaker 7 (38:59):
Fish?
Speaker 3 (38:59):
What was your fish gnawing on?
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Just eating? Little a couple of pebbles.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
It's like with his time, little mouth.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
But.
Speaker 4 (39:08):
All right, checking the running for one hundred and fifty
dollars Sheen voucher better late. They never tick it off
with Sheen for your course thirteen one O two three.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
What did you find in your dog's or your animal's mouth? After?
Speaker 5 (39:19):
I was just telling Max how my thirteen year old
put the rubbish out, and on bin day. It was
right before bin day, and so you know when that's
all overflowing. And I walked outside and Marge and Peggy,
our two boxer girls, were both munging on a tunican,
each neck deep.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
And you had no idea where the lid was.
Speaker 5 (39:37):
Oh, the lids are somewhere in our backyard, which is
so sharp and dangerous.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
It's like slicing an eye.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Al slicy and dicey thirty one O two three, Lee
in Seaford, Rise, Lee, you've got a dog too?
Speaker 2 (39:48):
What went in the dog's mouth?
Speaker 12 (39:50):
Look, morning, guys, thank you. We've got a three year
old labordoodle and she'll take whatever she can. And the
other week when we were setting the table for dinner
and then turned our back and turned around and she
had one of the steak nights in her mouth. I'm
just walking around parading with.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
It, carrying it like a bone.
Speaker 12 (40:05):
You mean, yeah, yeah, you're just like a bone. Didn't
want to eat it, just wanted to parade it around.
But very much so. Yeah. Yeah, she's had steak knives,
she's had stocks and stockings and so whatever can pretty
much bit in her mouth. She likes to preade them around.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
And so when you try, because this is the worst
part is when you're trying to catch them and they
think it's a game. Was your dog running around the
house away from you trying to get this sleep up?
Speaker 12 (40:29):
Yeah, very much so. That our dog shut the doors,
shut the shut whatever you can to drink the corner out.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Our dogs are saying, put socks in his mouth, and
then if you try to catch him, he's just like, well,
this is a swallow that does he eat socks regularly.
Still you have to wait for it to come out. Fortunately,
he's got iron guts and his stomach throws them up.
He's never had to pass the sock because he throws
them all up. Yeah, big idiot keeps doing it. Dixie
in Willips Down, Dixie, what does your dog eat.
Speaker 13 (40:59):
Well?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
I might.
Speaker 14 (41:01):
I've got about a two year old blue heeler, and
if anyone knows blue heelers, they eat everything and anything
they can get their hands on, their paws on, or
their mouths on. And so one day I'm looking out
the window and I can see my dog running around
with something in the backround. I'm like, how is that.
I go out and he is running.
Speaker 13 (41:18):
Around with my favorite pink boy running around.
Speaker 14 (41:23):
He's cranking around, and.
Speaker 13 (41:25):
He just did not want to give it back. So
that was like two hundred dollars down the good.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
Because it does everything that a dog would like. It
makes a noise, it moves, there's.
Speaker 2 (41:36):
A battery operated Dixon, no power.
Speaker 13 (41:41):
But yeah, it was so funny because if anyone had
seen it, me running around there and he's just dancing
around like.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
Oh this is a game, like Mom's planking with me.
Speaker 14 (41:49):
So I'm just thinking, oh my god, that got me
so much.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
So he washed it and put it back in your drawer.
Speaker 14 (41:56):
He chewed it, he treated its places. He wouldn't he
would not give it back. He wasn't giving it back.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
That is so sad.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Hopefully our friends at sexy Land Thing give Dixie a ring.
Sally and one can bringa heels. Sally, what did your
pet eat? Was in its mouth?
Speaker 11 (42:16):
Okay, so we've got a full mastiff and my husband
and his mate went fishing on the portlonger Jetty and
the dog breach his name is. He was sitting next
to my husband and went into his pocket and pulled
out a squid jag and swallowed a squid jag, which
is a fishing lure. So yeah, thirteen thousand dollars later,
(42:42):
so open up his stommache, can get it out.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
Do you know what looks like is it like a look?
Squidjags are those things? They look like little fish. They're
really shy and on the end of them to like
hook the squid. If you push this way, nothing will
happen to you. But then it catches because it is
just like all of the little stuff, and you pull
on it and it latches in. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (43:03):
So my husband's got his hand who will half his
arm down his throat and his mate behind him him.
But they couldn't bring it back up because the little
hooks were the way that we were trying to pull
it out. So that was awful. Yes, that's my story.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
Thank you for sharing, Sally.
Speaker 5 (43:24):
Tammy in Huntfield Heights, What did your cat have in
its mouth?
Speaker 9 (43:29):
Yes, we looked down the hallway and my pussy cat
was dragging something really big and chunky in his mouth,
and to my absolute disgust and horror, he had a
silicon breasting plant from my push up bra in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (43:44):
That would feel really nice on his gums.
Speaker 9 (43:47):
And yes, but the most interesting thing is by the
time I got it off of him, it made me
laugh even harder to find out he'd chewed out the nipple.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Yeah right, Oh my god, that it is so good.
Speaker 3 (44:00):
Okay, Tammy, you need to get a prize.
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Wait can Tammy? You can have one hundred and fifty
dollars scene voucher. I'm sure that they may push up.
You can get yourself a new one. Maybe one for
the dog too, one for the cat too.
Speaker 9 (44:11):
Oh yeah, thank you very much, so good, thank you.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
All right, that's how the IMAX out of here for today,
the Queen of Adelaide work Day Michelle Murphy.
Speaker 3 (44:21):
We love that woman so much.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Mishi Moo favorite work day radio presenter mis Moo on
Mix one O two point three.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
I'm into that we could make that stick.
Speaker 4 (44:29):
Love you, Mishi moo, she's on the way. Next, catch
the kiss, fifty grand see you bye.
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